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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 70 - Francis Ellis Returns to Barstool HQ · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get going.
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  Speaker 3: What's up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 3: Dad podcast. Today. It is Monday, it is July eighteenth.
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  Speaker 3: We're joined by h Francis Ellis.
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  Speaker 1: Our specialist guest that we've ever had on this program.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm honestly downright giddy that you're here. I'm like excited,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm almost like I'm doing something wrong.
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  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, man, I'm feeling nervous. Are you
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  Speaker 6: like any minute they're going to walk in And just.
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  Speaker 3: When you came in here, the security guard pulled his
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  Speaker 3: gun on you. It sure is get the fuck out
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  Speaker 3: of here, that's right, he was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Erica and Day are gonna fucking kick down the
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  Speaker 1: door like the Undertaker, just like Shadow in the doorway,
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  Speaker 1: fucking ready to rip your ass out of here.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know what you two are thinking
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  Speaker 6: bringing me in.
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  Speaker 1: We're testing are like good standing at this company.
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  Speaker 6: You're just going to bounce back poorly on you. Guys.
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  Speaker 3: We wanted to have you on for a while, but
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  Speaker 3: Rome was the one that made the final call. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have the authority to be making moves like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to have you going on if you should
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  Speaker 3: go south.
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  Speaker 1: For sure, for sure I can. I can bear that yoke.
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  Speaker 1: But then we're the people that are coming back in here,
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  Speaker 1: like buddh Ben is back in here doing like five podcasts,
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  Speaker 1: having like merch meetings and shit like that. Like you
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  Speaker 1: should be able to fucking come back in and just
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  Speaker 1: like do a little round of like saying hi to
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  Speaker 1: all your old friends and co workers.
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  Speaker 6: It would be nice, It would have been nice. It's
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  Speaker 6: been three years, just over three years. I was fired
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  Speaker 6: right before the fourth of July of twenty nineteen, and
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  Speaker 6: so we're just past that now, and here, I am.
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  Speaker 1: That's enough healing. That's enough time to fucking heal.
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  Speaker 6: Some wounds, don't I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about a scar.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they found the girl I talked about.
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  Speaker 3: Is that why.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually a lot? She was actually fine? Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: was actually a bad person. So it's actually okay that
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  Speaker 1: you made fun of her.
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  Speaker 6: Every day I google her name, no luck yet, but
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  Speaker 6: unfortunately every day I google her name and my name
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  Speaker 6: comes up too, and I'm like, god, damn.
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  Speaker 4: It, dude.
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  Speaker 1: So what does it feel like walking back in here?
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  Speaker 1: What is what's what's going through your head?
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  Speaker 6: Like it's very surreal, it's very spooky. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well I went first of all, you know, I walked
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  Speaker 6: by in the ground floor and there's a guy there
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  Speaker 6: and it's like, visitors must sign in, and I was like,
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  Speaker 6: just act like you work here still, So I blew
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  Speaker 6: right by him and got away with it. And I
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  Speaker 6: was like, okay, there's one layer of.
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  Speaker 1: Down, yeah, defence.
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  Speaker 6: And then I didn't know where the buttons for the
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  Speaker 6: elevators were because their automatic.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why they did that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I'm like, ah, fuck, he's gonna realize that
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  Speaker 6: I don't know where the elevator buttons are and he's
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  Speaker 6: been like, wait, did you sign in? So I quickly
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  Speaker 6: found it. I was like, ah, should I just take
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  Speaker 6: the stairs? And then I went in and then I
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  Speaker 6: couldn't remember what for the office was, and so I
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  Speaker 6: went to the wrong floor. I went to the sales floor, damn.
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  Speaker 6: And I got out and a guy was like, do
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  Speaker 6: you need to come in? I was like yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: I came in and I immediately started trying to go
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  Speaker 6: down the stairs, but instantly I started hearing the murmurs
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  Speaker 6: of Francis.
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  Speaker 1: You get pulled into a meeting real quick. There's probably
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  Speaker 1: someone who is like the people on the islands in
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  Speaker 1: Vietnam who didn't know the war, or like in Japan
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  Speaker 1: who didn't know where the war was over. People probably
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  Speaker 1: don't even know you got fired. They're like, Francis, get
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  Speaker 1: in here, we got you. You got to move some
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  Speaker 1: balls beach where. Yeah, yeah, you gotta fucking sell some
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  Speaker 1: merch up here. We were supposed to have that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: sponsored content meeting. Why bar stool goals.
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  Speaker 6: Like, well, I'm not allowed to post sponsored content on
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  Speaker 6: my own Instagram, so why would I ever do something
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  Speaker 6: for the team?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude.
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  Speaker 3: So how long did you work in this office? Well?
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  Speaker 6: I was at the old one for probably a year
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  Speaker 6: and a half, and then this one for like a
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  Speaker 6: little over a year.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it might have been more at the old one,
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  Speaker 6: but then this one and then yeah, the last time
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  Speaker 6: that I was here, I thought it was the was
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  Speaker 6: the day that I got fired, But actually I had
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  Speaker 6: to come back in to collect my affairs, my effects.
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  Speaker 1: And and when you got fired in an ignominious stroke
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  Speaker 1: to an illustrious career, you weren't you like going on
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  Speaker 1: vacation like right after that or something like that, Like,
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  Speaker 1: weren't you about to hit like a fucking beautiful tropical
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  Speaker 1: vacation France?
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  Speaker 3: You know France?
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  Speaker 1: Ye were just France is kind of cool, it's incredible,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I don't even think being fired from
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  Speaker 1: a dream job could sour France for me. It soured
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  Speaker 1: for you know.
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  Speaker 6: I mean it's like seven fifths of my name, so mean,
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  Speaker 6: So I fuck fraction, fucked it up?
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  Speaker 1: Fine, we know, you know Fractions.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, uh no, I went we saw Yeah, I supposed
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  Speaker 6: to go on on Monday. It was the Friday before
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  Speaker 6: the fourth of July. And that was the first vacation
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  Speaker 6: that I had taken since I was working at Barstool,
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  Speaker 6: which I just really needed because I was crumbling.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you just cranking out content at all times,
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  Speaker 1: vacations are actually like really helpful. And uh, they can't
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  Speaker 1: act as like a full reset. And if you had
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  Speaker 1: just gotten that vacation like a week earlier, you would
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  Speaker 1: just be sitting alongside us, would.
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  Speaker 6: Have missed the Duncan Awards, wouldn't have worn the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 3: He would have still gotten fired.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, I don't think so. And you know, what
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  Speaker 6: you know, who else deserves some of the blame?
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  Speaker 4: Kb KB?
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  Speaker 3: Why because k b ok that blog he did. I
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  Speaker 3: had him KB was your boss.
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  Speaker 6: Abe was sitting right next to had KB been there
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  Speaker 6: for like a month, a little longer, a little longer.
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  Speaker 6: But I trusted him because he's a good writer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and uh it's very smart. He's very cerebral.
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  Speaker 1: But that's probably why he was like, fuck this guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's also a good writer, Like, let me sink his ship.
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  Speaker 6: I like to think we were tight when on slow
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  Speaker 6: days we would do geography quizzes together and he would
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  Speaker 6: always kill me. Yeah, it was kind of his jam.
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  Speaker 1: He's more autistic than you.
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  Speaker 3: He would do like he'd be like, let's do the
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  Speaker 3: whole world.
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  Speaker 6: I'd get like thirty percent of it too, Like I
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  Speaker 6: missed six islands in the South Pacific, and I'm like, God,
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  Speaker 6: damn it, dude, we need to fucking work more.
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  Speaker 1: But get back to these dead girl blogs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I I you know, I remember, I remember.
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  Speaker 6: It was it was that Friday before the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 6: I had come in for barcel breakfast. It was a
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  Speaker 6: gentleman's Friday, so so.
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  Speaker 3: You know the boys, So you were large So were
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  Speaker 3: you hammered when you got fired. I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: I was pretty good about, uh, you know, not not
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  Speaker 6: going too hard on this because I'm not a big
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  Speaker 6: seven am drinking.
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  Speaker 3: Now most people are on weekdays.
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  Speaker 1: But those dudes are, though. Yeah, it's like that and
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  Speaker 1: like a rope time, like just a bunch of.
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  Speaker 6: Cheese, cheese, and he's always like, try this marble parmesan
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like, dude, I need oatmeal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my digestive system isn't working yet, not ready for
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  Speaker 1: hard right now, please and red wine? What what did
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  Speaker 1: they do the rest of the day. I can't imagine
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  Speaker 1: doing anything but sleeping after that.
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  Speaker 3: I think they just go home right after.
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  Speaker 6: They would and and so then I would try to
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  Speaker 6: like fuzzily find stories to blog about. And and that day,
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  Speaker 6: you know, Friday before the fourth of July, everyone's just
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  Speaker 6: trying to like make it, make it to the end
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  Speaker 6: of the day. And I remember seeing, you know, top
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  Speaker 6: of all those stupid sites, we would look up New
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  Speaker 6: York Posts or whatever else, this story about this girl
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  Speaker 6: and she was missing and her sorority sisters. And I
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  Speaker 6: was like, okay, I remember we'd been taught words that
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  Speaker 6: would do well sorority was one already was right at
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  Speaker 6: the top of the list. Yeah, yeah, you know, a sorority.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: And then it was like, uh, sugar Daddy was another one,
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  Speaker 6: and that so it was all of a sudden they
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  Speaker 6: were like there were like three words associated with the
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  Speaker 6: story that were just right down the line.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a slot machine, like King kaching.
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  Speaker 6: Of a blog that would probably be read by a
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  Speaker 6: lot of the audience.
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  Speaker 3: And I was little, did you know? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I looked on the back end of the world and
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  Speaker 6: the seventeen bloggers that would feast on topics, no one
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  Speaker 6: had it queued up. And I'm like, damn, what you
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  Speaker 6: know that should have been the red flag. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 6: like why, Wow, it's so rare to arrive on the
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  Speaker 6: blogging block and not have anyone have beaten you to
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  Speaker 6: a story. And so and I was like, man, I
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  Speaker 6: just need to write like one or two blocks.
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  Speaker 1: To get back in the good graces and.
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  Speaker 6: Then I can go on vacation, you know. And this
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  Speaker 6: one was all teed up and I like checked it
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  Speaker 6: out and read the story. She was a color Daddy fan,
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  Speaker 6: and uh, I was like, okay, great, the audience will
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  Speaker 6: eat this up. And then I did a quick, little
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  Speaker 6: quick search like is she okay? And then some older
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  Speaker 6: site had written a story about her a couple of
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  Speaker 6: days earlier that said authorities do not suspect foul play,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like okay. And then as a last check,
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  Speaker 6: I turned to our old friend KB no sweast.
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  Speaker 1: The last line of defense, the moral compass.
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  Speaker 6: Her sons swag, and I said, hey, dude, what do
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  Speaker 6: you think of this? Is this a risky one? And
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  Speaker 6: he like glanced it over, you know, looked through it,
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  Speaker 6: and he's like, seems like she's fine to me. And
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  Speaker 6: I'm like all right, And I wrote the blog, you know,
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  Speaker 6: and assuming she was fine, fired it off, went to
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  Speaker 6: meet you to do some recording.
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  Speaker 3: Uh punk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were recording like a piano for a pop
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  Speaker 1: punk song and you were there being like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: is this bad? Like I think this might be bad?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you're fine, dude, not even about it.
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  Speaker 6: I think even PFT was like yeah, I wouldn't worry
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  Speaker 6: about it.
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  Speaker 4: We were like, this is hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was the same shot and Freud type of thing though. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 1: people are all be mean to him. This is funny,
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  Speaker 1: and until wait, wait.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm getting all caps texts from Dave, all caps,
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  Speaker 6: like he would double tap the caps lock thing and
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  Speaker 6: be like, what the fuck why did you do this?
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  Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh, I do think this is bad.
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  Speaker 6: And then I was going to meet my girlfriend at
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  Speaker 6: the time, now fiance, I was going to meet her
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  Speaker 6: family for the first time.
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  Speaker 3: Easy. So I went straight from.
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  Speaker 6: That pump punting to Penn station and got on the train.
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  Speaker 6: And as I was on the train down, I got
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  Speaker 6: a call from Dave and I was like, oh, he
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  Speaker 6: doesn't wait, wait, so call me.
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  Speaker 3: Ever did you had it been deleted at this point? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we deleted it instantly, so we were so so
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  Speaker 6: it was ups for like an hour and a half
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  Speaker 6: and where all that came out that she was no
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  Speaker 6: then as soon as.
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  Speaker 1: She was alive, when it was like Schrodinger's.
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  Speaker 6: Blog, presumably she was alive, we didn't know any to
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  Speaker 6: the worst, and then uh, as soon as she was
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  Speaker 6: then then that moment, an hour and a half after
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  Speaker 6: I wrote it, she was found dead, murdered and brutally murdered,
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  Speaker 6: and uh. And then instantly I started getting emails from
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  Speaker 6: like The Daily Beast, dead Spin, Uh, even even the
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  Speaker 6: Washington Post, and I was like, you guys must have
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  Speaker 6: better things to write about. But they were like, we're
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  Speaker 6: writing a story. On the fact that you wrote this story.
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  Speaker 6: We have three questions. One what the fuck's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 6: You know, like two did you know did you have
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  Speaker 6: anyone check this?
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  Speaker 3: Like three?
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  Speaker 6: And I was like KB, yeah, it's like, yeah, please
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  Speaker 6: consult mister no swag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna want to get in touch with KB
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  Speaker 3: no swag, Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I think the two big title was his idea as well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, never nothing like even as ridiculous as
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  Speaker 6: that was the problem I had with it most was like, man,
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  Speaker 6: they worked so hard to make this acronym fit. So
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  Speaker 6: many of those words are just such a silly way
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  Speaker 6: to make an acronym work.
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  Speaker 3: Come on. Guy got hired and I remember I screenshot
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  Speaker 3: and I sent it to KB and I was like
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  Speaker 3: this is old right, and he was like, no, that
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  Speaker 3: was today. That was literally I got. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'd been hired for like ten hours and I was like, fuck, dude, dude.
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  Speaker 6: The word that bothered me the most in that was
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  Speaker 6: extremely I was like, if you could just do now,
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  Speaker 6: it's gonna get and an apostrophe in there, and and
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  Speaker 6: but extremely you're just you're just trying to make it fit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are. You could have, because it would have
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  Speaker 1: been like an app name, just like taken out the vow,
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  Speaker 1: like you would have got the point across.
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  Speaker 6: It was just yeah. So yeah, So Dave called me.
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  Speaker 6: I'm on the train, I'm fifteen minutes from meeting my
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  Speaker 6: girlfriend's parents for the first time. And so what do
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  Speaker 6: you do. Yeah, He's like, he's like, we got to
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  Speaker 6: let you go. I'm sorry, you know, it just is
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  Speaker 6: the way it is. And I was like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: get it. I mean, I just I just you felt
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  Speaker 6: like everything was no, I felt like everything was leading
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  Speaker 6: towards that. I at that point had such a pit
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  Speaker 6: in my stomach over over the whole thing. And I
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  Speaker 6: just as soon as I saw him his name on
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  Speaker 6: my phone, I was like, I'm toast.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that sounds like a nightmare.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I will say this to Dave's credit, like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: he let me go. It was in nice terms. And
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  Speaker 6: I was pretty shaken, obviously because now now I had
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  Speaker 6: all these news outlets were putting out stories.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, that's the worst.
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  Speaker 6: The whole thing was just so beyond, and I had
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  Speaker 6: no idea you were.
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  Speaker 1: More culpable than the guy that killed that woman.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah right, you nobody knows his name at all.
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  Speaker 3: I mean he's probably mad at I probably killed another
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  Speaker 3: girl to like wake up for it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get my credit.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I just had to write about her.
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  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, so so so you.
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  Speaker 3: When I met up with.
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  Speaker 6: I walked in and I walked into the I had
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  Speaker 6: to get on the phone with you know, my like
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  Speaker 6: manager who helped me craft. I crafted an apology statement,
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  Speaker 6: which to this day I'm actually quite proud of.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Have you read the It's a it's a good one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh it's well written.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it's well written. Was it?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Was it like funny or no?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, it was totally self effacing and and and also
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  Speaker 6: absolve well like justly so absolved the company of any
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  Speaker 6: oversight over that blog, which was the entire purpose I wanted.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: I wanted everyone to know that nobody besides KB had
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: looked at it, so that the company you.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Fell on the sword.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well I didn't want I didn't want Barslola get
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: in trouble for my fuck up. You know, and so
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: uh so I I wrote that statement, and then that
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: got included in all the articles. And all these articles,
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: most of them were pretty fair, you know, there was
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: like this dumbit guy, I wrote this thing, but the
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Daily Beast to this day, the Daily Beast guy was
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: so beyond belief ridiculous. And what he wrote. He wrote
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: that I had slut shamed a murdered girl. That was
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: the headline. Jesus Christ, I mean, how absurd is that?
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: First of all, like, I'd never slutchamed anyone in my life.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I love you, Yes, I know everybody knows that about you.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I've been a slut for years. I was, and you're
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: proud of it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, gotta let your freak flag fly, go
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: for it.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never would you ever?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: That was torn about.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: He dug up all these old blogs I'd written and
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: picked out jokes, especially like I used to write these
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: blogs about Frankie and how how much of a crush
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: I had.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: On him and wanted to fuck his beautiful mouth.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and one of those blogs I wrote like, uh,
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: he wrote like something like I'd probably fuck him if
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: he wanted to, but I I won't because I'm not
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: an f and then I did asterisks to like blur
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: the slur for gay people, yes, which I thought, like
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: someone who admits to wanting to bang a dude and
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: then censors their homophobia was kind of funny. And the
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: guy wrote, like, included that like joke which I'd written
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: a year before, as.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: If he had starred out the letters and you had
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: used it flat.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: But he he was like, he was like, the blurring
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: is his own word, like the sick, And I'm like, dude,
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: you cannot read that joke and accuse me of homophobia.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: It's such a mired, nonsensical joke, and and and and
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: he like he was like he's he's exhibited homophobic humor
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: before he's done this and like slut shaming pattern and
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: all these Dude, I'm telling you, I have this dream.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I have this dream. I remember, I'm not gonna I'm
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: not gonna honor him by saying that the writer's name,
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: But I have this dream that one day I'll find
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: a hacker from like anonymous, one of those really undercovered
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: dark web people, is really good, who can just plant
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: troves of child pornography on his hard drive and then
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: all call it in and like and then tweet the
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: fuck out of it and like be like this this
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: guy slut shame thirteen year old. I don't know, that's
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: I just think about it all the time.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Troves and I wanted to be troves Tons, Like you
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: want to be part of the swat team that has
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: to like guide him out with his fucking underwear around his.
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: And prison is so mean to people like that. Get
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: found for that. Yes, the guitars.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: His last name should be a synonym for child's born
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: in history textbooks, getting months.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the dream.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: That's what we're working on. Now.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: I know you've got some coders here.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: You'll probably get Greer on it. That would be good. Yeah,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: there has to be like we get quigs on it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Where's that guy that that gave the code to McAfee, Oh,
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: like he might.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Be up for Hi Hunter? No, yeah, John Hunter whatever,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Jeff Hunter.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: You knew what he was doing.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Jeff Hunter could definitely plant some some CP on someone.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the guy, dude.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: So, uh did you call your uh your girlfriend at
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the time, Wait until you arrived at her parents' house
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: and like pull aside, be like I just go for.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: I think I I think I called her to let
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: her know because I didn't want to walk in, you know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I wanted there to be some kind of buffer. Yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: I just I just wanted them to know how totally
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: dazed I would be because I walked in. I mean,
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: I didn't eat for like I'm not I'm not lying.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I didn't eat for three days.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Damn. Yeah, it feels terrible. I'm sure it felt terrible.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: You just you just think your life is over because
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: the whole internet is on five. Wait, so about.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: You were like I know, obviously like people who are
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: not like barstool fans were probably going crazy online. But
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: what we're like, were the stoolies like pissed too, like
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: oh like fuck you? Or were they like this is
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: this is a little much?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: I think most people at the time, the first the
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: most the reaction was mostly like, oh, it's too bad. Yeah,
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: you know what, we agreed that that. Yeah, he probably
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: had to go for this. That was really stupid. You
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: gotta know better. But like, you know, I wasn't being
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: malicious if you read the blog. I'm not like I
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: hope she's dead or something fucked up. I hadn't, you know, clearly,
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: I didn't know, and I was just being careless. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: and so most people were just like, ah, it sucks,
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: shitty thing. And then I think as time were on,
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: I think people were like, uh, you know, maybe maybe
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: we could have suspended him or something like that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Listen, I'm not agreed disagreeing with the way it went down.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: I totally, I totally get it. And I would say
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: that I'm on good terms with Dave and Erica at
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: this point, and uh still hold the company in extremely
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: high regard. I've become friends with so many of you guys,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: and I miss it here, I really do. I miss
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I miss the people, and I really missed the work.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: I loved the work.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, just like writing and podcasting and doing like
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: stupid goofy stuff.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: You don't realize how uninterested the internet is in you
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: until you lose a waiting audience of hundreds of thousands
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: of people that you have here.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what was it like to first, like a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: couple of months year of being like, all right, I'm
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: still gonna It's not like I'm gonna switch to a
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: fucking law degree or like a fucking accounting job. You're like,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm still fucking gonna grind and make it happen. You
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: start at oops, you know what I mean, you started
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: doing from home.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: You know, it was a difficult balancing act of like, okay,
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: am I supposed to like go into hiding and and
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: and show that I'm contrite and you know, sort of
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: censor myself or or muzzle myself for a while. I
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: feel like if I do that, I'll lose any kind
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: of momentum I might have had before this happened. So
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: I need to in a way harness the people that
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: are still interested in seeing what I have to offer
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: without coming across as like totally trying to capitalize on
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: this controversy I've created. So that was a difficult balancing act. Instantly, weirdly,
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: I got like three or four emails and phone calls
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: from people that were like, I want to hire you today,
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: all kinds of weird places and that a lot of
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: which just didn't, you know, materialize, and we're like people,
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: I think, talking out of their asses. And then you
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: go and you do some podcasts because people obviously.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Did some big you did some big shows.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in the in the comedy world, you know, being
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: canceled is like a badge of honor, a lot of
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: the time, and.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It's like your boy scout badge, like I got my
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: canceled badge.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: And people I think want to want to show their
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: support and they're dislike of that whole thing by by having.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It and in the grand scheme of ways that people
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: have gotten canceled kind of Miles I was.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: A pretty safe, very mild.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Pen us inside Pitts. Yeah you know what I mean,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: like no touching.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's actually mate, wake, I'm trying to think
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: of more mild ones in that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't know. I mean, you know,
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: there's like there's a lot of the do you know
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: do you know Megan Amram Do you know her? Uh yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: she's big on Twitter.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a brilliant, funny writer.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Screenwriter, wrote for Silicon Valley for many years, like just
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: has been and then the good Place or yeah it
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: just is like infinitely hirable person, brilliant writer and then
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: you know, out of nowhere she's having this great career
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: and then like someone went way deep in her Twitter
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: and found some like anti Asian tweets that were like
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: just jokes, you know, But it was like it wasn't
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: that people only went looking for that because the anti
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Asian hatred thing popped up as a byproduct of COVID,
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: So it was like the moment arrived to cancel her
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: instead of like.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What she did meriting.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nobody, nobody cared until that became the cause du jour.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Does that make sense?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody was mad at fucking Washington for being a
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: slave owner at the time, right, but now suddenly slavery's wrong.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Now we want to rip down the statues.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: Dude, is fucking bullshit, right, dude, go watch go watch
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: Sex in the City. Go watch Sex and State. We're
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: watching Sex in the City right now. This show. First
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: of all, it's amazing. The writing is really tight, right,
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: holds up very funny. They say the word retarded constantly,
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: and they make fun of of people with mental illnesses,
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: like the amount of stuff from that show that would
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: not fly, and that was late nineties, early two thousands,
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: and it's like, why why does anyone come after them?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Is it because people with developmental disorders haven't had their
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: turn yet?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: Is that not the time?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Has it not?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: They not equipped to defend themselves or your.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Words not mine? Your words not mine.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you what do. I know, I don't speak
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: your language, but it is uh, I mean, well it's
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: just uh inconsistent. And in some circles it's like weighs
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: more than in other circles. It's like if you're trying
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: to like have this corporate TV job, there's like way
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: more of a pressure for fucking people to get uh
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you know, canceled in.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: A whole different way.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: And again, like I'm not railing against cancel culture. I
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: find that very tired rating. It's just it's just we've
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: beaten that.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's more like people getting I think most
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: people are in agreement for like things that people should
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: get canceled on. Yeah, and like the old like like
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: how much of a loser do you have to be
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: to be pulling up tweets from fucking twenty thirteen? Right,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: like get a life.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: I mean, and and and the lack of awareness of
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: like okay, yeah, that's what I used to think, or
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: maybe I used to think was funny, like people evolve, Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: you know, try me now. What was what was encouraging
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: about my thing was that there were a lot of
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: people who were able to sort of differentiate between what
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: had happened with me and some of the more you know,
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: fucked up.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I think anybody with a brain.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: I had some big people come come to my defense
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: that I wouldn't have thought, names Ellen DeGeneres's executive producer, Andy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I thought, you're going to drop Ellen DeGeneres a little
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: bit of.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: A tease there.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Well have I told you that story? Now?
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: What can you look up?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Andy?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Andy ellen degenerous. His name is Andy Laster and he's
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: big Twitter five hundred thousand plus blue check mark and
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: he quote tweeted my apology thing on Twitter and then
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: said like, I've never heard of you until today. The
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: story's sad. You know, the mob's gonna come after you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: It will pass you seem like a good person. I
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: don't sweat it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And this is before she got shipped on too, yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Long before yeah, and this is the de Genereses camp,
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And she was still in like she was at that time,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: like the most popular American.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Most universally liked person. Yeah, and so that was really
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: bolstering for me. Tim Dillon called me, and Andrew Schultz
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: had me on his podcast immediately. Uh fo Vaughne. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: mean there were there were a lot of people that
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: like just really made me feel Hannah Burner like a lot,
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: like like my life wasn't over, you know. And then
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: so back to Ellen really quick. And by the way,
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: if I'm dominating this kind of pot.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Now, this is what the people want to hear. People.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: People, I mean, this is haven't really heard this side
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: of things, and they.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Haven't heard from you on like a platform in here
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: for for quite some time obviously.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Three.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: But I do I do want to. I do want
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: a son of a boy dadded up.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: We will, we will, We're doing get it all off
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: your chest, Yeah, just like Rogan, Okay, cool, We're going
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: for a while.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Let's get uncomfortably high off cigar smoke. Let's all throw
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: up off cigars. Let's inhale fucking thick cubanos till we vomit.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: I always think about, like, what would I have if
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: if one day he ever had me on that podcast.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Like, what what would be your like, uh intoxicant of choice?
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's my what's my witch's brew? Made him think
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: I'm cool but not losing myself to the degree that
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: I make a four? And what if you come up
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: with I mean, I think It's probably like maybe one
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: glass of whiskey on the rocks.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Would get hammered.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: One or two. I don't know, dude, I can't. I'm
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: not gonna go full like multiple beers. Maybe I don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: even drink it all.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Stay sharp, I think you have to.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: And then towards the end, maybe I would smoke.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give me that, Give me that, Give me that
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: fucking joint. I've been.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: I've been smoking weed to develop a tolerance.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Is in case I ever get.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Last thing you want to do is be like fucking
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: gripping the table and there while you guys.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Ever happened, I don't know.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: I I tell my fiance gets bad, She's like, you're
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: smoking weed again tonight And I'm like, I don't know
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: when side park and Thursday and like.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Call me in.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: You know, I don't know things are out there, dude.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: But one of the best things about, uh, your the
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: whole situation is I think that you've gotten like so
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: much sharper as a stand up that like seeing you like, uh,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: maybe what I see a couple of months ago, probably
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: three months ago at Gotham and then that compared to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: how your stand up was is like You're like a
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: whole new evolved beast.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: That stand up that's so nice.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I really appreciate.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Don't you feel that way though? Don't you kind of
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: feel like you leveled.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Up well almost for lack of choice?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like, uh, and also you experienced trauma,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: which will make you funnier, like your ship was funck bro.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: I finally had something that people felt bad for me about.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: You know, sourcing empathy is challenge.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: There was nothing I've never how can I be a victim?
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: I've never walked on stage and had people be like this,
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: poor guy?
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Then yeah, yeah, so I leaned into that for sure.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Would have jerked off in front of someone at twenty
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: if you had known that that could get you just
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: good will.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: I'm at the point where, like I legitimately have considered,
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: like what what what is the route for me to
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: declare myself trans.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we talked about this before.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not I'm not even trying to do
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: a bit.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Like we wanted to do a we wanted to do
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: a video where where like where you auditioned for s
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: n L and you like cut your dick off like
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: in the audition something they just instantly hire you. They
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: just like stand up applauding or like you cut your
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: dick off in the bathroom and you just instantly get
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: a call from Lauren Michael's. It's like you're hired.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: You just like pick it up in a locked bag,
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: wear around your neck like in a patche Yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: They're not enjoying it until they see your fucking dick necklace.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah that is.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I mean it would open doors, but I feel like
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you're just your your stand up off the strength. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: feel like has uh has opened doors? And uh, the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: ship was hilarious, even the clips that you've been kind
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: of putting out from that show. Uh, it seems like
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: you've also uh you did a song at the start
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: of that show, but like how has uh? I feel
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: like you're you're a less leaning on songs, but it's
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: still part of like who you are.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: I'm always told that's my differentiator. Uh, and yet I
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: maintain this kind of uh, you know, I guess puritanical
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: view of what stand up is, which is total bullshit.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: And you know, I think, like, well, I've got a
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: master just the classic standing with a microphone trying to
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: entertain people that way. Before I add bells and whistles.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: But the truth is there are so many brilliant musical
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: comedians like Bo Burnham obviously is as good, if not
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: better than anybody doing it anyway, So I don't really
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: know where that kind of silly view comes from.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: The butt.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Bottom line, I'm at a point where I need something
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: to set me apart, and I don't know that I'll
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: ever be good enough at just telling jokes and build
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: and writing jokes.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: So but it is such a long game anyway. It's
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: still like you're like a young like a super young
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: comedian as far as the dude.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Then I see this guy, he's not what are you
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: a year in one year? And he's he's so much
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: farther along now than I was after a year, and
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: he's moving at like warp speed. It's like he's got,
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: you know, someone in in the matrix order outside the matrix,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: just like downloading how to do it into your brain,
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: And I you know, you feel it, you feel these
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: young guys coming and I'm a person and only I'm
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: I'm thrilled, like I.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I still feel like all the young people
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: are not even nearly like I mean, you do way
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: better than me.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: On stage by a lot, But.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: You're going to learn it. You're gonna catch me in
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: so little time. No, I don't think so, because you are,
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: you are being forced to learn how to do it
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: with by headlining. Yeah, and there's nowhere to hide, and
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: you're being given these forty five minute to fifty minute reps. Yeah, ye,
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: that no one else who's twenty one has, and you've
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: earned that through the strength of your incredible online work.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: So your fans are absolutely deserved, and you're just gonna
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: You're just gonna pick it up way, way faster.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I guess it's probably true.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: I mean I yeah, and then you'll and then you'll
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: have it, and then all of a sudden and I'll
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: kill someone. You know, you'll be selling out every well
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: you already are. I just you know, and I there's
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: I'm not like jealous or nervous. This doesn't make me nervous,
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Like that's how.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: It's real jealous. I'd be pissed.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I'll be furious someone's coming in like fucking at a
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: different pace than me, anybody that's more successful, and that's
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: just shows how much you've grown as a person.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I would be fucking pissed. The fuck off.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You're just more secure.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I still wait for like someone here to get hired
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: that's younger than me, and that's gonna be the day
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: when I really have to turn the turn.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: The jets one being a prodigy, Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: I see him having a beer at a show and
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: I'm like, dude, you you're barely allowed to have that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: That's the part that bothers me. It's like, yeah, I
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: love to have a few drinks before I go on stage,
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, you.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Don't know, you don't even know you Like bro.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Was like two weeks ago.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Knocked his beer over at the spoo. There was some bullshit, dude,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: another thing before we just start yucking and boy dad
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: ended up. The last thing I want to know about
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: is if you saw any of the barstool idol situation
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: that was going on in here.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: You know, I only ever catch I see the things
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: end up on my follow all of you guys, So uh,
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: these things end up on my timeline and stuff, and
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: I and I like to watch clips and keep up
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: with you guys. I don't want to say this, like
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: I wasn't that interested in that tournament.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. It's understandable it just didn't.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Like grab me, nor did it really grab me. I
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: don't think if as a fan, if I hadn't been
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: in season one, I would have necessarily watched me. You
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, I don't know so uh, I.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Mean you don't give a fuck.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm aware of what happened, right, didn't the didn't
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: that kid?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: The guy win a girl?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: So this guy, John.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Rich Frans he read about Raisins. I read that Raisins thing.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: That was pretty funny.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I like that, Yeah, that was funny. And then or
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: actually they were kind of a combination of you, because
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: he writes well in a similar way to you. But
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: so she was this woman Caroline one. Oh and uh
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: but she sung a lot of songs. Oh really, and
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: then early on I was like, Okay, the songs are good,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: but you gotta have some something else. And I think
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: that she kind of took that as a little bit
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: of an insult, but I don't I wasn't trying to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: be insulting. I was more trying to be like, you
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: just have to have kind of a wide breadth of
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: things that you do, and I think no one will
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: be able to speak to that better than you. Was
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: like what you need other shit?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Did you enjoy hosting it because you judged the second season? Right?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I did? Did you enjoy that? Well? I didn't. I
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: didn't love it judging people. Yeah, I just don't.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: It's like it's tough because you know, I've remembered very
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: acutely how nervous I was doing it. Yeah, and then
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: also just how how like crushing it would have been
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: to be either disgraced or humiliated for either losing or
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: just like doing something wrong because you're you're someone. Maybe
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: these people were different. Some of these people had had
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: pretty big followings already, right yeah, yeah, whereas like we
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: were all kind of nobody's I guess, with the exception
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: of Donnie, who didn't even really compete. But like, to
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: go from from being someone who nobody gives a shit
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: about to ye, all of a sudden, you're like front
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: and center on the barstool stage and these are people
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: you've known for years or followed for years, and they're
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: telling you about yourself. It's terrifying. It was just absolutely terrifying.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: It's scared to get told about yourself period, because there's
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: all you're always just like fuck you, dude, Like look what.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Do you do right? Like, what is your eight doing that?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine doing that? Like John Rich had like
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: what like three hundred followers before he started, Like I
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: can't imagine doing that to then being in one Like
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, then.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: This past weekend he was like he was getting deep
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: throated by Snookie at the Jersey Shore. Dude, now his
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: life has changed completely. He was face fucking Snooky off
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the top bunk.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, he was the whole cast of Jersey Shore
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: was fucking lipping off John Rich and Jeff d Low's shore.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: That's so fun.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: That's just what happens down in the shore.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: That's fun when you hang out with Jeff Jeffy Low.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he fucks like no, I kind of get that sense.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: I mean I saw him just now and he's Laura.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: He's lost weights.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: His hair is the same.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Have you noticed the hairs about anybody? It's because it's
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: funny because you have a whole different like perspective, Like
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: it's like going into space and like seeing your twin
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: it's like we aged at different fucking rates or whatever.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: Look, here's what happened to me. If I'm honest, I
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: kind of just learned, or I started to just I
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: got to a point where the only thing I really
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: cared about was was making money. That's kind of where
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: I'm at right now. Fuck yeah, which is a little
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: a little jaded, it's it's a little cynical, but like,
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: fundamentally that all of this to me is a job
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: I don't really care about. It's a good job, you know,
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: but yeah, the respect of my peers, you know, I
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: don't really care about like a lot of the things
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I used to care about, like getting into the comics
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: table at a certain comedy club or you know, getting
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: passed at this place. A lot of these rights of passage,
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: these hallowed ground, don't hold the same shine for me anymore. Fundamentally,
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: I'll do any gig for the right price, just whatever
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: the market. Thing I took. I took a gig hosting
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: a crypto conference a couple of weeks ago.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, you'll do anything anything.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: It was so bad and my manager called me and
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: was like he was like, listen, we got this offer.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: You're not gonna want to do it. I'm like, well,
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: tell me about it, and he's like, yeah, it's this
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: crypto thing. Like, you know, they just want you to
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: come in do like twenty minutes of stand up and
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: blah blah blah. It's going to be a hell gig.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: No one's going to be listening. I'm like, all right,
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: what are they paying? He's like seven thousand, and I'm like, dude,
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: what the fuck is wrong with you? What? What is
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: wrong with you that you would think I wouldn't do
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: anything nearby? He thinks you're like one thousand.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Dollars, this artist who has this like standard of quality.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: You're trying to make a buck. Dude, you got a
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: wedding to plan for what.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I don't have pride, I don't dignity, none of this.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: This is an art.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: This is all transactional. Let's make it happen.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I was it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did it, and it was exactly what we thought.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: It was gonna be.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: It was bad.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: They you know, there were there were like two hundred people,
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: and I took the microphone. Someone introduced me, like very quietly.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: They're like, okay, we've got an entertainer for the thing.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Please welcome comedian Francis has And then everyone's like what
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: the fuck And they all just went back to talking
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: about their business, their work, and the only the two
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: tables in the front could even hear a word I
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: was saying, and they were politely listening, And then the
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: ninety percent of the rest of people there were just
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: having loud, robust conversations as I yelled white noise at them.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: And can you just turn your brain off to and
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you're just like close through the set and just like
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: walk off the stage or are you like internalizing being
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: like these motherfuckers.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: No, I have no judgment. I would have done the
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: same thing if I were with them.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Who am I?
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: You know, they don't know who I am. Jim Gaffigan
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: comes up there, They're probably gonna be like, oh shit,
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: we've got somebody.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: This matters, you know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: But like I'm just walk looking at my watch every
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: you know, a couple of minutes and being like, very
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: nice watch, by.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: The way, you know what I mean.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Remember how a lot of seven thousand dollars gigs put together.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: My dad has continued to do well, very smart armoring
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: his uh his wealth.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's crazy, But that's still fucking awesome that that
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: you're making money. Because I feel like a lot of
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: stand ups don't And I know how much money you're making,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: because Sass will come back and he'll be like, dude,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you know how much fucking France is making and he'll
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: pound the table fucking furious.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: But you are too.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I was just like I was like, damn, dude, Francis
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: is doing well. I was in no way was I like,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: bro fucking France.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Listen, after after I got fired from here, I kept
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: waiting to find out if I was if it was over,
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: if I had to figure something else out. And you
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: keep sort of just gently trying to, you know, test
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: the waters, step forward, try new things, podcast, weird video
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: series about parking, you know, all these.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: All these thank.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: You I mean, but like you never know and this this,
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: you just sort of weave together a tapestry that keeps
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: you afloat until all of a sudden you're like, oh,
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: nobody cares anymore about what happened to me. Nobody gives
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: a ship, and nobody's holding that against me, and two
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: people enough people still care about what I have and
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: what I make, that I can still make a living.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: And then you get to a point where you're like, oh,
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: I can can I can grow, I can grow again.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: And now I'm at that point where I'm like, I'm
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: getting kind of greedy again, you know, which is exciting.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: The demons, the demons and way inside. Yeah, I had this.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: I had this thing where I I I think you
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: guys saw it it. I went out into the breakdown lane.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Everybody video exploded.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, Yeah, it's it's crazy.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that blew up.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Wait what was it on? What was its right?
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Or he was on TikTok like a bunch of hip hop. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: And by the way, someone else checked me. They were like,
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: what the fuck do you mean by that? And I'm like,
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: it was literally called mixtapes with the Z How else
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: do you want me to say it. I'm not saying
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: a black account.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: But also like, yeah, black people saw the video and
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: liked the video.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: Like, no, they did not.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: They didn't like it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: This was a deeply polarizing video on racial lines, which
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: I'm not happy about.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: And I had no idea.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: That's how it better to be known and dislike than
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: not known.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: The amount of people who were like, come to Detroit
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: and try the right over the head with a bag
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: of pennies, and I'm like, fuck, First of all, I
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: would never go to Detroit. Secondly, is this why there's
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: a coin shortage? Like why do pennies in your car?
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: They're like to throw them at people like you, Karen,
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, I'm not a Karen.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Karen.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: Move would have been to call the police to deal
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: with this. I'm putting out all my phone fires. I
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: want all the smoke comeing fucking deal with them.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: You know, on the ear on the.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Line, I saw the one you had to hop out
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: of the lane because the guy was reaching for something.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I do know my place, and you know, I'm
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: not going to test the water too much.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you couldn't have been more in the line
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: of fire. It's not like you're put pawning off your
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: problem to someone else. No, you're being a fucking to
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: some a hero and to some people the villain.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: And again it is really polarizing. I mean it was
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: white people.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Being they tell the people what they did, what you do.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Just a case.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: So I one day, you know, I was driving home
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: on the highway and there was deep traffic heading into
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: the halland Tunnel and you know, there's like two or
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: three lanes and then there's a shoulder a break. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: used to call it a breakdown lane, but everyone knows
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: that it's a shoulder and that ends. That shoulder ends,
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: so it doesn't run all the way through to the tunnel.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: So a lot of people were like, well, that's for
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: emergency vehicles or if a husband is driving his screaming
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: pregnant wife to the hospital, they need to use that.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: It's like, well, even if that were the case, they
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: would have only been able to gain another two hundred
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: yards before they were completely congested in the same traffic.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: So, and and lastly, if I'd seen someone behind me
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: being like, ah, emergency A I would have pulled back
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: in right, I would have gotten out of their way.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: But I was sitting in traffic like a good citizen
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: and watching car after car after car just rip by
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: and then merge in and cut us all. And I've
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: just said, okay, I've had enough. I've had enough. Because
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: people are like, oh, it's not your problem. Why does
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: it matter every single car that goes by me adds
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: let's call it fourteen seconds to my commute home.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Of course, because there's car me at least fourteen at
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: least I would say more seconds per car, and I
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: want to get home to my wife.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: She might be pregnant.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know how she could be.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: We're not trying. But we're not not trying.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: That's how you find out. Yeah, or if she decides
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: in that time to not be pregnant anymore, and you
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: couldn't have had any fucking saying the master.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Exactly, And if she did go into labor, it would
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: be super early.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: But we would need to.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Deal with you yet just as much as anyone else.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: That's and all the people who are like, abolish the police,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: like fucking we don't need police officers to deal with
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: these like you should be their poster child, that's right.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You should be the one who's like, oh, I'm a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: fucking citizen taking the law into my own hands.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: We can self govern.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: As a society and not let fucking lawlessness ensue.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll just look after each.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: State of nature? Right, completely?
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Great? What was it Scott? Who is the Fred Scott
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: who wrote State of Nature?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, we learned this Scott Fitzgerald. Who's Scott?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Michael Scott? That is Scott?
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Who wasn't Scott? I don't know why I said Scott.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Somebody wrote State of Nature? And I'm embarrassed not to
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: have that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: That's all right, We're not We're low.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: We should be embarrassed.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: So finally I just gently pulled out into the shoulder
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: and then drove at the regular pace of traffic as
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: a as a roadblock. And the woman, the women that
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: were behind me, pulled up into the wear of the
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: space I been in and they looked over and saw
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: what I was doing, and they gave me the thumbs up.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: And then I knew we had we had created a force. Yeah,
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: and they would let me back in once it was time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: And there was a car behind me and he was
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: flashing his lights and honking, you know, all the kind
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: of moves you would use if you were having an emergency.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But you knew he was.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: He was alone, and he was driving a super nice car.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: And I was like, this guy, this guy doesn't have shit.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: He thinks he's above the law, he thinks he's better
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: than me. Fuck that noise. And eventually I got all
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: the way to the end. I merged back in. He
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: came in behind me. He pulled up alongside right. I
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: rolled my window down just to see what was what
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: and he goes, yeah, sorry, you probably can't blame me. Right,
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: can't blame me for trying. And I'm like, ah, I
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: appreciate your good humor about it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We both laughed that story.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Have you done it again?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Since I have?
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: I've done it once.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: And then the guy behind me was like guns and
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: then he's started going like like rummaging around like and
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: I'm like uh, and I pulled back in and just
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: let him go.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: The best part of all of this is I then
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: tweeted like, does anyone after I got all these death
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: threats and stuff? I tweeted, does anyone know of someone
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: who could uh bulletproof a car like the wheels because
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: apparently you need to bulletproof the wheels too.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how that's that's what I think. That's what
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: cops are supposed to do, to shoot out the wheels
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: so then they can arrest you.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Used to drive around in the beast or whatever they
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: call the secret Service thing.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Then you get that Tesla truck.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: That that cyber truck.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the cyber truck. Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: I tweeted this out and uh, you know a bunch
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: of people being like good luck. But then one guy
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: d m me and he was like, listen, I work
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: at a body shop in Dubai. We we create armored
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: vehicles for like visiting heads of state and uh, let's talk.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh man, how far am I
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: going to go with this? You know, like, is this
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: that's my next thing? Am I going to take my
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: ridiculously decked out bulletproof car to Chicago and fucking Detroit
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: and then just like pull out, block the shoulder, have
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: some people get out start shooting at how.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: It doesn't till you get shot too. You know.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: What I really wanted to do was like do that
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: and then like outfit the car with like almost like
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: in a James Bond way, with like hoses something just
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: like back but they're stupid, you know, nonsense.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: That would be fucking incredible.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: But I would be insanely funny.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: That would go viral. Oh that would go viral.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: So this is the most watched thing I've ever I've
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: ever made by.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Far, And it's crazy. Just by you driving around you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: make good car content.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a good car guy. It just comes to you.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You just find the content.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: I made this thing.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: I almost didn't even post it. I thought maybe i'd
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: post it as a story, and I was like, you
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: know what, I'll try this as a reel. And I
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: threw it up as a reel and it just I mean,
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: it got all these big accounts asked me if they
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: could post it, and then it just blew up.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: It just blew up.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It's incredible.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: You tell them yes right now?
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because they said they would credit me. Oh okay,
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: people are doing that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Probably the Daily Beast trying to throw it up there.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I bet they did. It would surprise me, those hypocrites
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: drew it up.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well not that guy who wrote about me. I
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: didn't have any kids in the call crazy.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: He would have absolutely loved it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Probably would have gotten right in the backseat.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: One of the things, dude, I love about you is
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I think that you're a great adult friend maker. And
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I think that so anytime I've been over your house
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: a couple of times, and like any time it'll be like, hey,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I'm about to have like a poker game of like
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: all my buddies are going to come over and play poker,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: or I'll be you'll like have like a party and
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: like be playing a game, and it's all these like
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: friends from different like walks of life, just like different
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: New York people, and you'll just be like making adult
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: friends and having a good ass time.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Well, listen, I appreciate that, but you to credit me
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: is to sell yourself short because you are a very
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: desired guest.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that very desirable guests.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was just random when I was
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: coming over and you were just like having your poker games,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: or we were playing that game Secret Hitler.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: But I've invited you a bunch of times and you've
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: come a couple of times, so when you do come,
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: it's a treat.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: It well, it was a blast, except for when we
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: played that Secret Hitler game. You stuffed a bunch of
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: mushroom chocolates in my mouth, and I fucking stopped realizing
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: what was what do. By the next day, I didn't
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: know if I was actually Hitler or not, because it's
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: a full game about lying. And I really had to
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: go home because I was so toasted off the mushroom
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: chocolates and I just didn't know what was a liear,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: what was the truth?
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: For a while, I gave you those because you had
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: arrived somewhat late on the later end, and everybody else
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: that was still at the party. Was just you know,
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: over a barrel. You came to the dregs. Yeah, you
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: you encountered the dregs, And I was like, how can
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: we get rown on our level as fast as possible?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: But it made it's made me gun shy about mushroom chocolate.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, dude, I have it. The last couple of times.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I've been offered drugs, I've been like, dude, I don't know.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I kind of got thrown into a blender last time.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Young people do normal mushrooms anymore?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Is it just the chocolate?
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: I did them with Nate Diaz recently? It was fun Yeah,
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: man out in out in l A.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Our pal Shane.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Gillis was was we were just like, we ran into
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Nate Diaz.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: They're just buddies now right.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, He's hung out with them a few times and
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: we were we were shooting sketches for his thing, Gillian Keys,
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: which is coming out as soon as Awesome.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: And you're in this season too, you were in last season.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: I'm in a couple of this one. Yeah, and there
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: they should be really funny. I mean they're just he
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: and McKeever unbelievable, and we, uh, we were at their
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: hotel having to drink after after the last day of shooting,
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: and we were in the sort of bar area down
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: by the pool and Nate Diaz and his whole like
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: team just randomly came in and then Shane said hi
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: to him, and he was like, you should come have
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: dinner with us. We're going to this really cool vegan restaurant.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: We got a private room and we so we just
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: like went with them and had this insane dinner that
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: was like vegan, damn but like wine and drinks.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Is picking up the tab for that kind of thing,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I think?
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: So, I think he did. He also had a couple
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: of guys with him who looked like they were doing
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: pretty well and and they also we certainly didn't pay
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: a dollar and then we Nate was like, Nate was
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: like passing around a ziploc bag of mushrooms, which you know,
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: huge back like a freezer back.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: People are just eating it like skitt I was.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I was like, you know, our
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: crew was a little cautious, like Shane had to go
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: to a set later, so he was drinking but like
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: not and I just had this thought of like, all right,
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: a night like this is never gonna happen to me again.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: How I want.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: To see how far the rabbit hole goes, So I'm
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: gonna say yes to whatever Nate Diaz puts in front
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: of me. Yeah, that was my mentality the whole way.
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: And as a result, know, we're ripping shots at dinner mushrooms.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: He like hands me a joint, I'm smoking weed. We
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: go watch Stane set he kills. Then we like went
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: to a liquor store and bought a bunch of cases
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: of white Clause and then went to an abandoned parking
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: lot and just shotgun white Claus until three in the
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: morning in la and dude, it was like one of
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: the best nights of my whole one of the best
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: nights of my whole life. And then the next morning
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: I woke up, I'd left my car there. I was
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: staying all the way in Venice with my buddies, the
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Friday Beers guys.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Do you know that those.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: Guys are great?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Of course, and Dana copied their whole Uh yeah, and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: they're aware.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know the uh wait which guys? Uh?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: The Brothers Max guys then started at Jack. Yeah, have
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: you seen those guys? The sketch the guys to do
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: the sketches. Yeah, those guys are.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that kid Austin is really funny. Billion Chat They're.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Right, they're all doing Yeah, they're hilarious.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: And so I had to drive back to West Hollywood
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: from Venice, which is like an hour and I mean
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: every twenty minutes, I was like, I am about to
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: ask the uber driver to pull over. It was I'm
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: going to throw up.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Oh you were in the back seat of a car
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: and you were getting sick.
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: And I finally got I held on. I got to
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: the hotel, got out, walked straight in and just puked
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: in the in the bathroom, no way. And then I
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: went and did Tim Dillon's podcast.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. That's a hell of it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: It's a good week. La was a movie. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how just saying yes to things sometimes will
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: give you like it'll just be a fucking awesome time.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: You still have it, you know what I mean? Oh,
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: it doesn't matter. You and I are like roughly the
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: same age. Yeah, and we're you know, we've got wives,
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: were you know, probably settling down a little bit from
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: those wild nights.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, though, like I had this
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: entire weekend. I had wild nights. There was a new
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: bar that opened up in our neighborhood. They had like
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: fucking uh, there's like there's like clues on the on
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the coasters, just like a lion's head cat it'll be
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: like like just inside of Beaver. It's like, oh, it's
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: justin Bieber or whatever. And I was going home. There's
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: like a Buddhist temple across the street from me, and
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I was like going through all these coasters reading the things,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: and I was so fucked up. I was like, dude,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: these Buddhist duds need to fucking do these quizzes too.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like throwing the coasters over to the
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: fucking Buddhist temple. I was absolutely obliterated. I was like,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: they need to they need to be able to do
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: these same quizzes and uh. But to your point, it's
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, you still have it. I still went
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: hard as fuck the entire weekend, and it wasn't like
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I hate when people who are our age or older
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: or like even younger. Is more frustrating when they're like, oh,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: like you get to your late twenties and fucking hangovers
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: are fucking brutal. Its like, no, dude, it's exact same
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: as any hangover you've ever had. I agree, it's not
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: any harder. And you could just go hard if you
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: have like, as long as you don't have children in
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: your life, right, you're pretty much to go spot on
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: it is that the j By the way, Ronan and
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I are just about neighbors. Yeah, right about neighbors.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Which has been really fun. And so is and so
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: is Big Cat.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's right in the neighborhood as well.
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I see him all the time.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: He didn't come over to play secret hitler.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: No, I've thrown him a couple invites, but he you know,
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: he's too big of a deal. He's a home buddy
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: and and I do see him every once in a while,
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: and I almost always used to say hi, but he's
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: always got headphones in and he is often with his
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: family and and you know his reactions. It was it
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: was so clear because he probably gets accosted a lot,
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: and this is his private life.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen him on the street before. And I'll
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: even be like Big Cat until he and until he
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: realizes exactly who it is, just like give like a
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: half like a wave type yeah, and.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: And I don't want to bug him, nor do I
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: want the shame of feeling like a fan.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's why I'm always like Dan Dan Cats.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Former colleague, how are you?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the only way to kind of because if
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you wave to somebody. Dude, this happened to me. I
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: saw Jake Cole recently. I was on a bike. I
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: saw Jake Cole, and I fuck it. I was like, oh,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I gave him a big wave and he just looked
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: dead the other way.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Dude, he gave me.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Know.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Jake Cole like two weeks ago, biking home. He was
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: in like the fucking uh it was in like Chelsea
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: or like West Village was biking. He was biking.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: He bikes everywhere.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I saw Andrew Schultz biking a couple of weeks ago.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: By the way, his special. I was watching special this morning.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: It just came out like yesterday, So fucking good. Two
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: great things came out this week, Andrew Schultz's special and
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Nathan Fielder's new show. Did you watch it?
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: It's so good. He's just a fucking sick, twisted bastard.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: He's just fucking out of his goddamn mind, which you
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: know you gotta respect this with.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Schultz, though Schultz any nasty jokes and Schultz's special, what
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: do you mean? Well, he said that he had to
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: key they wanted to cut jokes. Uh, you think that's
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: true or now.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I think, well didn't. It was supposed to be on
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Netflix and then he just said, I'm gonna sell it myself.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I'll buy anybody's ship if I like funk with you,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: like I bought it and even forgot to watch it.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I bought it last night. I was gonna watch it, like,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I'll just support anybody who's like But I think what
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: was h Louise was like ten bucks something like that,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and now his is fifteen, like fifteen fifteen, fifteen for
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: one time, used for an hour, But he's no, No,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I think you own it or it's like fifteen. I
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: think it's like a fifteen day lease of it or
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: something like that. I don't know if you own it.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I think you get to watch it for like fourteen
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: fifteen or fourteen days crazy like that. But I'll support anybody.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was just like pretty much in
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: line with the rest of his comedy. I thought it
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: was just like, this is just a ton of shit.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that like on the pail a lot of bras, Yeah.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: Talking about BRU.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: And also he knows every ethnic group. He just knows ethnic.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw your musclim Yeah I saw that. Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: I rented Marry Me with Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: and meant to watch it. But as soon as you
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: sort of hit play for even a second, right, it says,
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: get off of it. It was like the thirty day
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: rental period has begun, and every day I would get
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: a notification from like Apple being like, you have twenty
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: eight days left to watch it. And by the last
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: day I tried to force myself off to watch it,
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: just out.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Of because you, I mean, you wasted. I mean it's
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: sun costs four, Well watch it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: And I couldn't even get through it. I thought it
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: was so bad. But she just got married again to
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: Ben Affleck.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I know, I can't believe it. What is uh?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: What made you buy it?
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Was it for you? It wasn't a little rom com.
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: I was looking for something light hearted. I was traveling.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: I wanted something a little light hearted.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: I love a rom com and.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: It got good marks on Rotten Tomatoes, But boy, it
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: was just were you gonna watch it alone?
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: I was then watching it on a plane, you know what.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: I was gonna watch it on a plane because the
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: last movie I watched on a plane was Jackass three,
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: and there was so much.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: The new one.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a ton of penis.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: It's so much dick in it that I kept having
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: to like.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just throw my whole hand over.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just censoring myself.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: It is a little bit too much penis to throw
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: up on a screen. But they don't care anymore. On
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: planes have the full nudity.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: They do give you a warning if there's a plane
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: crash in the movie though we were on that really, yes, really,
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: What was watching a flight ninety three movie on a plane?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: No? I watched World War Z on a plane, as
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: a plane crash in that scene there.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I cannot watch a wrong con though. I just can't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: watch by myself.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I've been watching. I'm not going through a big war movie. Kick. Yeah,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: just like I'll watch even if it's like even it
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: gets like a five out of ten, I'll watch it.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: I'll just eat it up. I said this, Yeah, but
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: it's it's still going. It's back, it's back fully. I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: love like the banter that the war guys have because
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: it's just so cringey. What do you mean, like the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: little the small talk jokes that they make. They're like,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: welcome to Paradise. It is everywhere? Which way is the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: ritz Carlton?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: It is every movie?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, like that, dude. And they've been making good ass
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: war movies for a long time before they could even
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: like people who watched war movies before there were special
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: effects or like a special kind of stupid like that,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: they were just watching like just there there would be
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: like an explosion and like it would just be someone
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: like flipping like that. You couldn't even simulate body parts flying.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: What was the first movie where there was like gnarly
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: special effects?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: I actually looked down.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: I actually have the answer for this one.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: What is it? So? Well?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: You go back to nineteen twenty seven, right, silent films,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: right on the eve of the transition to talkies as
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: they called them. Al Jolson's The Jazz Singer, And there
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: was a movie called Wings that came out and it
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: was the first people were at this point in America
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: and Europe were obsessed with air travel. Lindberg had just
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: crossed the Atlantic. He's the most famous person on the planet,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: and they were in Europe was by ahead of us
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: in many ways in terms of travel by air, And
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: they made a movie called Wings, which was about you know,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: it was like war and planes in war, because you know,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: there'd been some pretty rudimentary planes in World War One,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: and I think it was set in that time. But
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: this was the first movie that would that affixed cameras
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: to an actual plane and had them like facing the pilot.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And twenty seven they were doing it, and it was.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: So realistic in such a departure from the crappy way
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: that like before that.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that they probably lynched the director of it,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: like this fucking witch.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm sure they were using like little toy
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: you know, small versions of planes, yeah, to to simulate
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: those scenes. And this was the first one they were
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: actually in the air, and it was so dramatic that
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: people were fainting left and right, like when they went
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: to these movies. Yeah, I could see the movie.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: So that's awesome. It makes sense, especially if you've never
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: imagined that you never had flown before, and you see
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: that movie. I know and nobody and nobody who's no footage,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: there's no footage of planes flying.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: The amount of trust that they put in on early
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: flights at what percent flitting? Were people crashing on and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: dying in early flights because everybody were half of people
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: dying constantly.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: What the one was so fucked up was in the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: race to see who could cross the Atlantic first. Uh,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: you know, there were a whole bunch of people who
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: had tried, and they just if you you there was
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: like it was all or nothing. You either or you died,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: just disappeared in the Atlantic and we're never seen up.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Because I'm pretty sure there's still no radar over the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Atlantic for the regular flights that are going back and forth.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I'm almost positive there's no radar over the Atlantic, right,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: What do you mean there's not radar over the Atlantic?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's true.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: What do you mean no radar?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: You're thinking radar?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: You're thinking of Malaysia? Yeah, yeah, you're thinking about what
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: do you mean when you're saying radar.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: That there's no radar?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Pretty Atlantic spit out?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Planes don't have radar, there's no radar?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: What do you mean up?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Why does it go dark?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: There's no radar over the Atlantic.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, Like everywhere that a plane flies.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: Is it because they're too far from land, so they're
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: out of the reach of radar from land.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do an ad and ohen, do you mind
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: just looking up if there's radar over the Atlantic?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Questions about radar over the Atlantic?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: So ya, exactly, that's probably right exactly in.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Runs, yeah, exactly if there's no articles about it. No,
• 1:04:03
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:13
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• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: been regurgitated to me.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: You know it's bad. If she's chewing the xana.
• 1:04:20
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• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: about your dependence to drugs.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I was gonna say, because Owen brought up
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: the hulk zanxes. You guys know what those are? No,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: the big ones, those aren't. Those are made by people, right,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Like those are pill pressed by like a drug dealer,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: right Like? Doctors don't prescribe you a hulk zannax. Try some,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: because my I had this argument with my friends and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: they were like, no, like they exist, like the doctors
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: make them. They just don't like they're don't they don't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: obviously don't call them hulks anexes. But I'm like, I
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: don't think they would make their like three times the
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: size of a normal xanax.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Did doctors call them footballs and bananas too?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Are they just those just street names.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's just they're just pill pressed.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: We're gonna put you on fifteen sticks, they're green, We're
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: going to put you in a handful of sticks. Chew
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: these up.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Annex never really did it for me, to be honest.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: I tried it for flying a couple of times, and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: I would wake up so groggy that I just couldn't
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: fucking handle it.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: It comes down to that everybody on the plane is
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: scared of for the most part, not me. Yeah, and
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: just some people have access to hard drugs, some people
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: have fucking psychiatrists that trust them enough to give them
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: hard drugs, and everybody else's label drug seeking.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: You mentioned that he couldn't afford Yankees tickets, so I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: know this has probably been beaten to death here, but
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: I am so curious what the number was that you
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: asked for for your race.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Oh. I would never say.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Oh you wouldn't no, Oh, okay, I want me to
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: say no, you.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Don't even know.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: All I will say is that what I asked for.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Roan told me to ask for like one hundred thousand
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: more than that and was being one and was being
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: fully serious.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's he's like that. I don't think he
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: understands how much money that everyone else he makes compared
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: to him.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: He likes to gas people up and then just step
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: back and watch.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: I was. I was like, yo, dude, he said no,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: and Rome was like I don't know.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he'd be the guy at the Hindenburg being like, no, no,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: you can take more yeah, more gas. Yeah, guess it.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Up, dude.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: But well, in reality, the only thing that they could say,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that they could say is no.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: And then go on a podcast.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they did that, and they did the worst
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: thing that was again, but the worst that they could
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: say is no.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Dave was like, yeah, I mean you talked about it
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: on the yak and like I bear, I said, I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: didn't get a raise. Dave like it was so much different.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he let you the fuck up.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: But he said it was the most delusional ass he's
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: ever had in twenty years of running the company. It
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: is funniest, but I do I didn't even like what
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I asked for. Would not like you would be like, oh,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: that was it. He's prone to hyperble, Yeah, like that's it. Really,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: it wasn't that much, okay, So for people think I
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: asked for like half a million dollars and it was
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: half of that. No, it was it was less than
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: it was less than half of that. It was less
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: than half.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: What I told him was half. So he wanted one
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: fifty and I told him to fifty. And it could
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: have been a negotiating thing.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: He was I'm talking, was just a strict no. Well
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: if that's if that is the neighborhood, then you're not.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: I was so confident I was going. I was like no,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's in the fucking bad dude.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: So I had a contract or not like a raised thing.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: I went in, which is really scary, by the way.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: It's very scary, especially I mean, well you were you
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: representing yourself at the time. Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, It's just I just went in and I was like,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: all right, I've added so many things more that I'm
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: now doing, which is the.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Way to do it. Is like, if you want a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: negotiation being like.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: That, I just did it.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: I was just my workload went up by like fucking
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: six more hours a day, if not more.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: And I went in and I.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: Was like, I, you know, wondering if you'd be open
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: to give me a raise or whatever. And he's like Okay, well,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: I'll talk to Erica, and you know, what were you thinking?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: And I said a number. I think I said one
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: twenty five because I think I was making seventy five
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: and I asked for one twenty five and he said, okay,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: I'll talk to Erica, and they came back and gave
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: me higher than that.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: So so see to go and ask for less.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: But look at how that worked out for me. I mean,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: it's like the opposite thing happened to you and you're
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: still here. So you're doing better than I was.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Well, he just found out how much you were making,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: so he knows he's not doing that you were.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, it's I don't really care anymore. Like
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I I got it, and you're making all this, I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: don't care about money anymore.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: You're making insane money doing stand up laughably insane money.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: But it is it shows that like they they can,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: like they they will, like just give you a fucking.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Ton of money, right, It just it becomes it will
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: becomes some money, especially like somewhere like this, it becomes
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: because everyone's so narcissistic and like ego maniacs here that
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: it's like you get so invested you're like, wait, wait,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: they're making this much. It's camping you up. And now
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: you're like that that can't be true. That's not possible
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: people up at night. Yeah, And then I was then actually,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: it actually like was beneficial getting to neither Race Kelly
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: and Vegas is making two million dollars a year. It's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: always like it's always like someone who doesn't work at
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: the office, and yo, did you know they're making fucking
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: eight figures a year? You know they're paying gold.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like it actually, like Carravas is on
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: the Red Sox, Yeah, yeah, it was extremely beneficial for
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: mental health getting denied the rays because I was what,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I was pissed about it for like a month, and
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: then I just like stopped thinking about it. I was like, okay,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting a raise.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: They sent you to rock bottom. Yeah, and now I'm like, no,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: now I'm chilling.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Speaking of stand up, I think that would be a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: good time to just mention that, actually, Sassin I are
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: going on a little bit of a mini tour. We're
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: calling it France As. That's incredible. It's like Francis, but
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: Francis very creative. We'll be in we'll be in Saint Louis.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: It's like Frannie does China. It's like your naming is
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: just combining the names one.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: Trick ye, uh and uh and uh. We'll be in
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Saint Louis at Helium July twenty eighth to the thirtieth,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: and then we're going to be in Red Bank, New
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: Jersey on August tenth. I believe we're gonna be in
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: Jersey City on August fourth, So come come to some
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: of those shows. You can get tickets for that at
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: Francis elste Calm. Yes, that's all I'm gonna say about that.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Maybe at the end of the show, I'll do it again.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Who was the I'm also gonna plug I'm gonna be
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: in Philly tomorrow in the tickets, yes, said and Wednesday,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: and the tickets are not tomorrow sold out yet they
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: are going to sell out, but buyer tickets, yes Helium, Helium.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Wait, who made that dumb ass that that uh flyer
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: for you guys? That was Do you know which one
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I was going about?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: No, no, the one that was just like an Instagram Uh.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: It just said like.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Did you see this?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: It was literally just New Jersey and then a picture
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: of us, and it was like an ad. They were
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I did not. I sent you. I have
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: this pulled up.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: I sent you something.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Look at this. This is the ad that they were running.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it's just I can't show it to the camera,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: but it just on screen. It just says New Jersey
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: exclamation point, which is a picture of.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Welcome to the guy.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: You guys, and the place that is where it is
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have no idea what that means.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: How did you guys link up? Do you think it
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: was just like both worked at barstore. It's kind of
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: similar sense as of humor or how to be link up.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: We were doing shows together.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: We started seeing each other the stand a lot.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I opened for him at Gotham.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: Got It, and then for him at the Bell House.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: Was it the Bell House?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and we you know, I thought like we might
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: as well combine forces because obviously, you know, we're testing
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: the waters here. But we like each other, and I think,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: you know, when you're on the road, there's a lot
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: of downtime. It's nice to have someone to have breakfast with.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: You need to get breakfast with someone. Yeah, but he
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: gets ship faced on the road and can't live life
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: without drinking. And you obviously look at your body, you
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: obviously don't drink that much. I thought, throwing back, thrown back,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: but it's not.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: I'm back on the gym. I'm back on the gym. Grind,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: are you? Yeah? Yesterday it's my first day back going again.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Today I'm doing the KB math and KB was just like, dude, like,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: I just go to the gym every day and I
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: just do whatever I feel like doing. Is I don't
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: really like, I'm not like all I need to do legacy.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna check yourself and knock him back for.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: The six months, chick, I don't give a fuck.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: That's the dream. You should let Francis train you.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to. I don't want a trainer.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I want to just do. I just want to go
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: and have a good time and make sure I keep going.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Francis, why don't you ever come to solid core?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: Oh that's a that's the funny thing. You say that
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: because we, uh my fiance was there and you guys,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: you and your wife were there. Yeah, I saw I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: think they Yeah, I think both signs were like is
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: that them? And she said that you guys were wearing masks.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: No, is that right? Do you wear masks? That's a
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: solid core that we had COVID. You can't be super
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: spreading solid for you. We were wearing masks.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: We were super spreading.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. We're going to cancel your ass. Guys name
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: from the Daily Beast, I want to email him.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: That always pedophile ass, Michael Jackson at the Daily Beast.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: Little Boys and Girls dot Com.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know, yeah, something like that.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I think it was in like the test, like done
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: with it, but testing that one of them.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: I was like, I don't think they're the types of
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: people who.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Would We're not pussies, dude, We're not pussies.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: Well, like who would go to a group fitness class
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: but to be fearful of everyone there and therefore wear masks.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Wearing masks while going to the gym was like the
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: must thing. Like you would you would be in like
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: your mask would be like wet.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: But when I would do a solid core, I would
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: feel like I was altitude training. I would like to
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: take that mask that kind of a fresh big ass
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: if it felt strong, solid.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: No joke, man, have you ever got that? She brought
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: me one.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Why don't you come through more? I want to come
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: on more? It all together.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I was there this morning.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: I think, I, what is it? What do you do?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: You do every day?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I do it like like three days a week.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: That's so nuts, So that means you're good at it.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: I'm not. It's really hard.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: It is hard, but you're in better shape, so it's
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: like you still will be able to do it.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: But it's such a specific set of muscles, and I
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: don't really work on those a lot. Really, Yeah, it's
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: all all your man. I don't have that.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have glamor muscles though, glamor muscles below.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: I kind of do what KB does. I go to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: the gym and I'm like, what what needs punishment today?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: That?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Just blast your ass?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: Just do a bunch of squats, see something, and I
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: and I work on it. Speaking of by the way,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: you know, it's you know, it's really fascinating to me
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: right now. Is this Brittany Grinder situation? Have you guys
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: talked about that?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: No? Never, you know Brittany Grinder.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Nope, he doesn't know any fat dude, he doesn't know.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Oh is this a girl that's in prison? Yeah, she's
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: in Russia. Yea, yea yeah, yeah, she's a w NBA
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: bitch star, one of the best ever. No, you know
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: what really gets me going about that is the people
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: who are like, shouldn't have brought the fucking drugs to this,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Like people that are in America, like, shouldn't have brought
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: in drugs to an illegal drugs like country. It's like, dude,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: kill yourself. Yeah, Like did you really think she should
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: be in Russian prison because she brought a dab pen?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: It's like these dudes, like if you look under like
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: anytime like ESPN or any like sports company posts about it,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: all the comments are like, geall what she deserved. It's
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: like it because you hate women and you hate to
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: that WNBA. You think she should be in prison?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Why what's your take on it?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Well, you're try and top that.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: I mean, she you know, it's like she's like six
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: five is six eight and can show six eight. It's like,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: shouldn't she escape?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Like am I wrong about that?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Can't she escape?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: She should be stronger? And Barrell, this is the best.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: If Lebron were in prison over there, we'd be like, Oh,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: he's gonna be fine, He'll be home soon.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: I have no doubt that this woman is the best
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: we've got.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: How have we not freed her in prison?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: Who and I would think could just certainly fight her
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: way out.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: But basketball players can't fight.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Really, there's w NBA players they can fight better than
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: NBA players. These are tough bitches. I saw a basketball
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: clip this past weekend of a w NBA woman like
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: trying to fight another WNBA woman, as if they were
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: fucking big strong men and they were gonna fight each
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: other right at A.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: There's no g league for the w n B A.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: It's just federal prison. All those girls are picked.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Off the yard.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It's like the longest yard, that's what it is.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: They go to Yukon, then they go to the yard,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: and then they go to the sparks.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, imagine how good she's gonna be when she
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: gets out of Russian prison. Oh yeah, how fucking tough
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: she's trained there, she iss in the yard. She's just
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: gonna be fucking absolutely yoked.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is going on that we haven't gotten her
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: out yet?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Though nobody cares.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: Is something to be done? You know, I'm sure that
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: Plutin would be asking for like some prisoner that we
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: have of theirs.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: So let's just give him.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Let's just give it to him.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, remember when Trump was tweeting about like asap Rocky.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: He's like asap Rocky and.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: He's got a rocky out, didn't he?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did back out too, I think he did.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: He got he freed the bros.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but actually back in prison.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Britney Grinder, this was interesting.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: They got they caught Kodak with thirty pills of oxy cotton.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: How do you get caught with like, how do you
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: put it in your pants or something? Thirty pills?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Just take them off the hulks, probably the hulks.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: I don't really get how you get caught with pills.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just say that they're like just put them in
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: a regular pill bottle, Like who is going through pillbottles?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: And being like, well, yeah, why why would they be
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: going through pill But I mean, I guess I don't
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: know A hundred times too.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: I bet was it who you said it was? Kodak Black?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: My guess is that even if he had put them
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: in his pants, they would have fallen out the pant, Like, yeah,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: those are the types of pants.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: That's not that here's a wide, a gaucho perhaps, botut,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: where's a boot cut?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: He's been to prison like ten times.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: He was probably wearing some All Birds honestly back, Oh wait,
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• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: he said out of his own Lai.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah I work here again. You do?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Now, you fucking do?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: Actually got that ad for this podcast?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. You fucking went out and and just
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're a shrewd guy. You went out and
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: did your own sales.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: Walked right into All Birds and I said, hey, guys,
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• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was like Jason Street getting that client.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah you are dude.
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  Speaker 1: That was the least you could do.
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  Speaker 6: Proving that even though I'm in a wheelchair, I can
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: still be a good Asian.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can, dude, And you hooked it up for us.
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  Speaker 1: It was really an incredible mits for that you gave
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  Speaker 1: to us. What are you about the are you? You
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: said you're going down. You're going to Philly as well?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: I'm going tonight. Mccuskart.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: Do you know he?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, does Matt and Chain's Secret podcast. He does a
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: like a Monday show at Helium that's like working on
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: new jokes.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: They talk about some who's richest. Fuck now, dude, he's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: richest killing tonight?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh damn, you want to go? I would love to,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: but I can't.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: He's not allowed in Philly without me.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: Oh that's right, you're going. You're going next week?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm going tomorrow. Are you're going tomorrow and then Wednesday? Nice? Yeah,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Gonna be as little chaperone around Philly.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: It's an easy trip. You're going down.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: I might go down for one of his shows.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: I can't promote it as that though. Then people are
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, Yo, where the fuck was wrong? When
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: you inevitably don't come?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, call me on one of his shows and I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: just started saying hard slurs into the phone, so we
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: had to hang up real quick.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: I'm excited for this. This is gonna be fun because
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: I think, uh no, because I think like my Arlington shows,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: I was like really really nervous and I got really
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: drunk and a mistake. Yeah that's a battle. Yeah, that's
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: a battle. I was odd stage. Just Oh, this is
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna take it nice and easy.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: I'm going I'm going to Arlington this weekend. I'm doing
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: Draft House.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll be fun.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: I like that place.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Have you ever struggled with, uh with getting super fucked
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: up before a bunch of your shows or did you
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: keep it pretty pretty close to the to the chest.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: You know, if I'm doing if it's my show, I
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: can't I if I can because it's too much time.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: What do you mean if I'm headlining and I have
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: to do fifty minutes or something, so well, I don't know.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: I just I would be, I would be. I can't.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: I can't fake. I can't flounder for fifty minutes. It's
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: too long.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: You start to see people in the audience who are
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: like getting edgy and you know, a little bit fidgety
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: because they're like this fucking sucks. Can we leave? And
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: then you're like, oh god, what have I done?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: I just you start to feel it, So I don't know.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: I'd like, I have no problem bombing sober, you know,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: because then I'm like, yeah, I just sucked.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: It was my fault. I tried.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: But if you bomb fucked up, it's like, ah, if
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: I hadn't got fucked up, it might be due to
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: my board, what life decisions.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: If I bomb fucked up, I feel ashamed, and I'm like,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: I cheated these people out of what they paid for
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: I bombed.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: H I don't really drink much before. I'll have like
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: a beer or two before I go up now, but
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: I don't do what I when I used to do.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: What I used to do is I would just like,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is not even longer. It was like
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: a month ago. But I used to get bombed before
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: every time I would go up. But when we did
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: that drinking show at the stand, it's.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: A little shot.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I did your show after and it's
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: all girls in the crowd. They hated me. Oh they
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: hated me.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 6: I thought they liked it.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: And when you're drunk like that, and you're like, I
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: don't even know, Like there's nothing I can do to
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: recover right now, because like my mind's not in the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: right spot. Right. Yeah, see that it's.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Pretty nice, significantly better. It's like a core water.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 6: I hate to be this guy. Is there any chance
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: that I could get one more of these? These are
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: so dorcious?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Of course?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Sorry, whatever you need, we'll roll out the red carpet.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: I guess he just went to the bathroom. So honestly,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: I don't even want to go out there yet. I
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: don't know who's out there.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really don't. It could be a fucking dave.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: It could be a big cat, like okay, is this
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: a fan.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Bloat? Damn hell cats?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: Cats government names.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Start rattling off as social Security number. We can't talk
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: about that one project that you're gonna work on, can we?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: You know we we we could oh look at that
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: fire trust going back. Yep, we won't talk about No, No,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 6: it's not that we it's not that we can't.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't. I shouldn't.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: Probably for the best, yeah, for the best right now, Yeah,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: it would be cool if we could have I think
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 6: there's some some some fun developments coming up. Oh really
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: on that still moving along? That's fucking great then, So
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: it's h it's been good fu Yeah.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's incredible. It's always great to be able to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: work on a wide array of different things. And that's
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: got to be part of what you miss of being
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: in here, that there's just like a bunch of different things.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll probably get annoying when it's like someone's like,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: you got to be at this shoot at like eight
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: am and fucking uh wherever the fuck and you have
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: to like wear some A six or something.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wish I could wear some all birds.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those would truly be the ones. That's this has
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: all been the fucking ad read. Now, what was the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: like didn't you have like some kind of like shoot
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: where you're doing like all these like fitness videos or.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Some shit like I did? You know? I did?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: I had a bird deal with Puma. I had to
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: deal with Puma while I was here, And you know something,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: this is this this really this is a pebble in
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: my Albert.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Let's get it all. This is a pebble in my shoe.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I I you know, you asked if I
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: if I keep up with some of this stuff at Barcela,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: and as I said, I do, and what ends up
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: happening is sometimes my name will get mentioned around these
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: parts and then whoever has seen the video of that,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: thank you, thank you very much, whoever seen the video
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: of that on Twitter will clip it and then tag
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: me in it.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 6: People who just want to really put a pebble in
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: my show.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: They want to like, yeah, get the unrest back into
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: your life, like you've been peaceful, and they want to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: slip a pie your mattress.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: And want to send a hornet up my bonnet.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and motherfucker.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: So I'm doing fine, And then I get these people
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: do that. They're like, did you see what Dave said
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: about you on the thing on the rundown or whatever?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: And one time I had like I'd gotten courtside tickets
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: to the Celtics, yes, and he started making fun.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: My dad he did.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like he's got all his daddy's money, Like, well, no,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: I got the tickets for free, but they worked through
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: a front of but I didn't pay for him.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: There was no money in exchange. It was more of
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: just like his good relationship.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: I wish I could have.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: I wish I could have said that though, for the
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: clear to have cleared up the record. But the one
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: I saw that bothered me was that I think it
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: was like, uh, you know, they they sort of rewrote
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: the reasons for why I was fired a little bit, uh,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: and it came out that he said something like he's
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: really bad at working with the sales team. He refused
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: to do ads, and that's just not true. Yeah, that's
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: not true. I remember him saying that I had a
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: lot of I had a ton of ads. I had
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: an eight video or I think it was a five
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: video Puma deal. I did a big thing for Roman
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 6: where I wear all those different outfits and costumes and
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: like makeup and stuff. And then I had a Burger
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: King ad. I did a trunk club thing. But the
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: point is it's not it's not that I wasn't willing
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: to do them. What happened was, you know, I was
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: getting these companies that would message me and say, hey,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: we love your Instagram. Would you be willing to do
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: an ad for us? And then I would I asked
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: one day if I was allowed to do that because
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: they were just willing to pay me, you know, a
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: couple thousand Bucks or something would have been nice. And
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: they told me, no, you're not allowed to do that.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: That's a workaround against for the sales team. All ads
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: that you do on your social media have to be
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: through you. And I said, O sense, Yeah, totally fine,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: that's fair. But then the sales team hit me with
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: one day where they were like, we've sold ads on
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: your Instagram, oh, on your personal yeah, And they were like,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: we want you to do a series of ads on
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 6: your Instagram. And I was like, are you gonna give
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: me any money? Because I had built my Instagram, you know,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: and certainly I had received spill off and growth from
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: having worked here, but not everyone here had the same
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 6: INSTAGRAMM number, and therefore they were not all created equal, right,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: And it was thought that our personal social media handles
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: and platforms were our own. And when the sales team
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: came to me and said that, I was like, well,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: if I'm not allowed to do my own, am I
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: supposed to do these things? And I went to I
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 6: actually went to Dan Katz and I said is this right?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: And He's like, no, no, they're not supposed to tell
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: you to do that. So then I went to Dave
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: and Dave was like, okay, yeah, I guess you know,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: you don't have to do it. And Todave's credit, he
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 6: was like, you know, you should. You should take one
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: for the team. And I should have I should have
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: done something. I think I should have done it. I
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: should have done it. But that's what.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: Where it's a corporation, that's where the idea is for
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: the team.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 6: That's where the idea started that I was like unwilling
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: to do ads. And it's not that I was unwilling
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: to do ads, it was just to do with my
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: own Instagram.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is tough when it's like you could have
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: gotten it directly to you if you just didn't say
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: anything to anybody, if you had been in asking forgiveness
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: not permission type of phase.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: And that's the other thing. There were people who were posting.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, and that's the personalized that people that there will
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: be people.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Will do that.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: Only I don't know if I see anyone.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll see like they'll be like I got this
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: from this place, Like we know what's going on there, Yeah,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: we know what kind of sneak ship.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, the cameo thing is pretty crazy.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh people, you know Frank Fleming is the fucking one
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: of the top five creators.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: Is that.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: My point is, you know, there's this like a gray
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: area of sort of trading on the name a little bit.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: And uh, it was hard to listen to this hard
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: and fast policy when when all of a sudden, you know,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: I was like, okay, I'll bye by that. Look, I
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: feel bad again.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: I was wrong.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 6: I should have just sucked it up and done it.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: But that's where that came from. And and for the record,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: I was always doing ads here and was I knew
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: that that was a good thing to do, because that's
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: job security here.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: It is Rowan.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, Ron does ads twenty times a day.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: The more ads that you do, the more you can
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: see you can they they will see that you're bringing
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: money in and that's that, truly, is the best way
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 6: to armor your position here. Well, look at us now,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: right now that he's gone, we got nothing.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So Saint Louis, you excited?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 6: I've never been there now neither by. It's the murder
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: capital of America.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: It's one of the nicest cities in the country. I've
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: heard that, and I'm glad we're going. I am.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: I am going to be really fun.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: I wonder.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: I wonder if they're going to give us each our
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 6: own hotel room of her splading.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: I think, oh no, we're definite. I think we're sleeping,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: like in the green room of the club.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 6: I'm excited. Uh, Saint Louis. What'sn't known for the arch?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: The Blues? The Blues Blues? They slice their bagels weird?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: Do they slice it like a white bread? Really? Yeah? Wait,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: they take a bagel and they'll cut it into sixteen pieces?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Are you for real? I actually don't. I don't hate
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: that at all.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: The way you can butter cream, cheese every side.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: That actually sounds kind of good.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: You know, you might that might not be true. He
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 6: might just be messing with us. He could be I
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: like that though. If you are, he could be. So. Okay,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: how's life for you? How are you doing here? Are
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: you happy?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm having a good time. Things have been going
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: well recently. It's been a good summer. Yeah, you seeing anybody? No? No, no,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: just me and myself and I.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: Well, when we get to Saint Louis, you're gonna have
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 6: to roll up those You're gonna roll up those sleeves
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: because you're gonna be fisting yeah, a lot of fisting
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: for both of these big old Vagintyes, that is what
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: Saint Louis is. Nois have had triplets and stuff. They're
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 6: gonna be loosing.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: Actually the murder is actually the murder capital.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: It is chicks sticking sixteen part bagels up there. Poons
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah, buttering every side, yeah.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Butter and creams.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: Jeez.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: That wow. I actually kind of love I don't hate it.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: I don't have that's gonna be.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Great bagel slicer.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, we're gonna need so many bagels out there?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Are those Saint Louis style?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah you did you show?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Is there Saint Louis style bagels that.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: You knew that Saint Louis They sliced their bagels that way.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: I kind of put that. I feel I've heard of
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Saint Louis style.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: Ship.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Don't they have like a weird pizza or something that
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: they do like Stois style?
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: Hot the barsool Man page post this like twice a
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: year for engagement. They're like look at this.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking freaks.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: By school Saint Louis.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 6: I actually texted Gazz and let him know about that
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: that shoulder video I did. Yeah, I was like, listen,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: I know it's probably not gonna happen, but this is
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: the highest engagement I've ever had. And if you put
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: it on the main page, I bet it would explode.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: He was like, ll probably would.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: Ah, that's tough. I didn't.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: I didn't even. I just we because he and I
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: used to. I used to obsess over engagement. You know,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: I'd do those Game of Throne songs stuff like that,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 6: and and anytime I could get something of my own
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: on the main page, you just get.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Like, what's crazy?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: Followers?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: They now they've like, will prioritize stuff that's made by
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: us rather than just viral stuff all over You.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Have to because all the viral stuff gets taken down.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: Now, exactly what Instagram incentivized, is it like reposting viral
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: clips doesn't It doesn't do what you see guidelines on
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: Instagram or they want original content.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Interesting, But doing a skit will do insane numbies. So
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: if you had been back in the building, if you
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: had still been working here, they'd be posting every single
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: one of them to the fucking tunes.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: Or Caleb could probably be doing as well as him.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: He does crazy numberies. He's doing really well he's doing.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Is there anybody that you had like beef with while.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: You were Yeah, come on, talk some ship.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Other than Ebony. Obviously Ebony she still hates you. I
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 6: Uh, you know, you know, I will say that one
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 6: thing that actually was really nice was the day I
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: got fired. I mean, I think something like ninety eight
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: percent of the content people texted me and were like, dude,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry. You know, it's joy working with you,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 6: and it made me realize like I didn't really have
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 6: enemies here. Yeah.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Laura was one sided, like you didn't like people,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: but they liked you, so that then suddenly you like them.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: You know, Look, if someone likes me, I don't like
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: them back.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there were you know, your usual suspects like Nate
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 6: ground my gears a lot. But he's also been great
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: in the day in sense, and I have this begrudging
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: love for Nate because I think he's very good at
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: what he does and I respect him, and he was
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: also very nice to me in the wake of all that.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 6: But man, he used to make me so mad when
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 6: I worked here in way, like one time he you know,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 6: I was doing barstool breakfast, so for a year. I
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: didn't miss a single show one the whole year. Monday
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 6: through Friday, did not miss six am, six seven am.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: We'd be in at six, so six and then I'd
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 6: be here and then I'd stay after and write blogs
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 6: all day, and then i'd like go on the road
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: on the weekend for stand up. So I was just
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: exhausted all the time. And one day on a Friday,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: I did Barcel breakfast, I wrote all my blogs, and
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: then I left at like two thirty or three o'clock
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 6: on a Friday.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: What did he hit you at that half game?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 6: Took a picture of me walking out and then put
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: a time stamp next to it and tweeted like, guess
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: he's having Yeah. I like, guess someone's having a half day.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Must be nice.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like that part of the And I was like,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: what the fuck?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, when I first started all over the places
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: like that here, I.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: Like when I first started, he would like it was like,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: but I remember it was like the first rough and
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: rowdy that I was here for, and I just I
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: was like, I was like, I wasn't in New York,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: but it was it was a weekend or something, and
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: I logged on Twitter and Nate just tweeted the rough
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: and rowdy link and then at me as in like,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: why aren't you started promoting retweet this? And I'm like, dude,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: like do you think that? Like you think I don't know, dude.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 6: I gotta say, some of the numbers that I've seen
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 6: people get paid for some of these rough and routies
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: made me strongly consider trying to trying to do it,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: and I have agreed. I have a great opponent. I
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: think would uh would really generate some downloads.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Sean Avery, the bike guy, no, the hockey guy, but
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: he city bikes all over. He's like a staunch bike guy.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Sean Avery would fight you.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: I think he would because I was doing alternate side
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: parking and that was starting to you know, grow, and
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: then one day he did like film people doing it,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: so everyone tagged me in his video that he had posted,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: and then I just like retweeted or wrote something really
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 6: passive aggressive like you know, like I guess I guess
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: this is he just oh, I said something like hard
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 6: to believe that he's now taking my sloppy seconds, which
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 6: was a call back to the thing he got in
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: trouble for in the NHL. If you remember when Elijah
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: Cuthbert he had dated her who was Jack Bauer's daughter
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 6: on twenty four of course, and then she she was
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 6: in The Girl next Door as well. Yeah, amazing, amazing,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: and she dated him and then she started dating Dion
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 6: Fanough I think, who was the defenseman for the Toronto
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: Maple Leafs, and Avery in a press conference or was
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 6: in the locker room and pulled a camera person over
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: and was like, I'm trying to figure out why all
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: these guys in the league keep dating my sloppy seconds,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 6: like what's that about? And he thought it'd be funny,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 6: but he got like suspended, Like all the players in
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 6: league were like, that's so fucked, like you know, what
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: what is he doing? And it is whatever a mark
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: on his resume, I guess.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: But I'd tried to give it to a minute call
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: back to that and just.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: It's like a joke.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: He doesn't know why I am. And then he went
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: on his podcast and spent half an hour like talking
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 6: about how I'm like just shitting on me. I didn't.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: I didn't even listen to it, but I heard a
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 6: friend of mine listened to it for me and was like, yeah,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: don't listen to it. I would listen to everything saying
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: like calling me the worst names and all this. So
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, that would be somebody that people
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: would assume would be a fair fight. He's a former
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: NHL antagonist. I think a lot of people would would
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: probably think he'd beat me. But I'm you know, I'm
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 6: somewhat athletic, surprice.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: What are you asking for?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know. See, the problem is, you could definitely
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 6: The problem is that I don't. I am I'm afraid.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: I'm afraid. I'm afraid from my brain.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 6: I've had concussion in Schwab. I don't want Yeah, I don't.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 6: I don't really like I don't know.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: So like Charles Schwab, pronounce it sho sho, said Schwab.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: And twelve that's where I get my advice, my investment advice.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: From the number would have. It's like jose Con Seco
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 6: got an a million dollars, Yeah, a dive. I mean
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 6: if I got paid a million dollars, yeah, I'd spend
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: three minutes during with Sean Avery, no problem. Yeah, how
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 6: about a half of maybe five hundred? Yeah about a hundred,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 6: you wouldn't do it for a hundred. I guess I
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 6: wouldn't do it for a hundred. I might do it
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: for a hundred. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know what are they paying. What are they
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 6: paying one hundred dollars now to do it?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: So I think that they they've just said, but I
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: also said he heard like he's not going to pay
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: some people, like I think he was like, oh if
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: Dougs is like asking about a contract, like I'm not
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: going to pay Dougs to fight in rough and rowdy.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: But I think some other people have been offered six figures.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: Like I think Jersey d figures. Do I think that
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: fight they got paid a lot of them? Really?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got six figures.
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  Speaker 4: Other people I.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: Think they both got six figures just for fighting. Yeah,
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: it's been and I'm pretty sure they've been public about
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: that right using information.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, big guarantee.
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  Speaker 6: The dude I got paid fifteen hundred dollar winning the
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 6: fucking spelling Bee.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a ton of I mean.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: I didn't get shipped for winning the combine.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: No, there's a and now people are getting paid, uh,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: I mean there's all these kinds of huh.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say something about something, but we can't
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: talk about it.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are multiple things that people have got there
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: before recently.
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  Speaker 3: Tournaments like weekly here now where people are like that,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like two hundred k on the line.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: Oh it's these games is game show, same show?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 6: Those are paying people?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Really well? Yeah do that ship?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: What do they get for Barceloros America forty thousand?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fifty five hundred.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: Forty thousand split five ways?
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: I think? Okay, see that's not and then a house.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: Yea, they could party in a shorehouse.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: That's not.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 6: That's fine.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Exactly six figures for one person for a boxing match
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: is probably.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 6: The three one minute rounds. That's a joke. You can evade,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: possible to get hurt. You can evade that whole time.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: And then if one dude got fucking ko which guy
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: who was the guy that?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: Who was the guy that there was always knocking people out?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but that would be awesome. You
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: against Sean every would be cool as fuck. House tall
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: is he's like five ten or something like that. He's
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: a little bit smaller.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 6: He's probably a little smaller, you could.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: But he's so feisty though, but.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: He's he knows what he's doing. He might beat the
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 6: shit out of me. I like, I'm fully aware of that.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 6: I really wouldn't say that.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: Like hockey fights have much like correlation to real fights.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 6: They're better, that's a more just like they probably, dude,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 6: all those all those guys who knew they would go
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 6: into a season and fight, they would all box in
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 6: the offseas. Yeah, it makes sense all the time. That's
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 6: half of their training probably.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: But they're like grabbing onto each other's jerseys and shit, Yeah,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: and sunglasses. Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: you the hockey game MARKT So I know you guys.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me, A little big dude.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 6: Pink Whitney.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought, See you, fellas, I invented the
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Slash Boy Dad to score fifteen percent off by raycon
• 1:40:58
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• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: that we actually have ads on this show?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: It's good?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 6: This is this is good for him?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, massive, he needs this.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: This is gonna go well negotiation.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Offended the Musical ever.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 6: Got to get there. We didn't get there, but we
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 6: had fun.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: I was a fan of Offended the musical.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: We were there was a lot of really funny shit
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: that went on. Yeah, there was only like fifteen episodes.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: We didn't do a time, but man, I had a
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: good time.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: It was harder to do than just that. It was
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: hard to come in and talk to ship.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: It was the ship. It was hard.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 6: That was That was probably what sunk us in the end.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 6: We were just we both silently realized.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: Like, this is so much were they monthly?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: I was putting out one a week.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, that was probably too much, so much work,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: but they were incredible. There's a lot to come up with.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: It was creative. It was cool to see you. That
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 6: was to me.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: It was cool to see you.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 6: What was to me seeing you at the height of
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 6: your powers making up songs. Just how quickly you realized
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 6: we'd stumbled this upon something that was worth singing about.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: How well you could improvise funny in a song like that.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 6: It's one thing to sing a song, improvise it and
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 6: and just make it rhyme or even make it make sense.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 6: It's a whole nother thing to have on it. And
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 6: I just I was multiple you. You were running circles
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 6: around me.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all, but it was fun as fuck.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: But now we're doing what you and Sas did with
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: a comedy earlier. Just this fucking gracious dig sock off,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: and now you.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 6: Two should do something to celebrate each other. And I'll
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: just go fuck myself.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's nice. We have a nice uh like
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: butting heads type of thing going on. Works, it works
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: real good.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: We're just busting balls.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just love the fucking bust balls as a
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: way to fucking mask our insecurities. Dude, it fucking works
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: super good, It works extremely well. You're about to be
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: docremely real. You're about to be down in Philly. Yeah,
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: really real, dude. I went out with all s all
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: sassage friends this past weekend. He's the shortest one of
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: his friends. Come on, every one of them is taller
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: with him. Those are and that's what informs his personality.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: He has like little Napoleon like among his crew friends.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: A lot of those are friends, did you row?
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: No, A lot of those kids are like kids that
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: I'm that I went to high school with ands with,
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: and like we're like but like we're like we all
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: hung out. But like those kids are like all like
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: freakishly tall, but they're also all like d one athletes.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: All good looking. They bully the fuck out of you,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: and that's what informs his personality.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: Dude, he just is. He's been fighting back the entire
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: time as they just.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: It was wild how short I looked though, compared to them,
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: but six two six six feet No, he's.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: Six and change. He's a little bit taller than.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: That this picture, and they all tower over him. He
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: looks like such a coward among these fucking dudes, among
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: these actual fucking men.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 6: Dude, look at this picture. Wow, I'd like to meet
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 6: some of them.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very they're affable.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: Guy, I don't even know two of those kids in
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: the picture.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: Are any of them? I No, I don't waste your time.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: I should have started with them.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: You don't want to waste your time.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: You're gonna stop by Wharton while you're down in Philly.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, maybe maybe maybe Yeah goocus the ring
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 6: while you're down in Philly. I'm excited to get down there.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: I love.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 6: I love those guys. This is the whole Shane Gillis orbit.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: He got a big he's got a big orbit.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, it's pretty big.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Who are some people that are in his orbit?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: Would you say?
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 6: Well, it's everyone who appears in the Gillian Keeves things.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 6: So it's you know, Tim Buttery and uh uh McCusker
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: and McKeever and uh, you know O'Connor and uh, Tommy
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 6: Poe and all those guys. This is the whole Philly crewe.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: They have.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 6: Philly's churned out such a renaissance of like comedians that
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 6: are so well liked. That's I think the biggest differentiator.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 6: They just like these guys who came up in Philly
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 6: versus New York. The Philly crewe is like they're all friends,
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 6: they're all nice, they're funny as hell, and they they're
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 6: well liked by everyone.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: Are they actually nice or they bullies and they're just
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: they're really nice.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 6: Dude, They're really nice guys.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Shane came in and did a case race
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: with us, and I think that he had a bad time.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm actually positive, so that was.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: Had a good time, Like he told me after, He's like,
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: I had a blast. He's like, I didn't realize they
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: went that bad, So he said he had a bad time.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 6: Afterwards, I saw some clip about stephen Ja trying to
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: fight him.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: What was that crazy? Why would he do that? Ye
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: have that And I don't think that was a joke
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: I thought it was a joke in.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: The moment was he was like, I was playing into
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: my character on the show, dude.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: And with stephen Ja drinking. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, so
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 6: then probably wasn't a joke.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need to dive too deep into this.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: This is a part of my life.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to uh, what.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: Happened to you? Again? What happened? Just a bad performance?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: And I checked you, like, yes, it's got like half
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: a million views on YouTube.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in like two weeks it'll be that's it's just.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: A million, and then it'll really be.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: You know, franchiseship come in for a case race though.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be fun.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 6: You should I thought about it.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: The next one birthodys think I get the invites?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: The next one's my birthday? October?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: Wow, invite Francis.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 4: I would I let's see when I set this one
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: out just.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: You are, You're just gonna be sitting in front row
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: from it.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: Dude. It's gonna be hard to like get morale up
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: to the point wheople are gonna be like, Okay, yeah,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: like let's do that. This is a good idea to
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: do this.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 4: We need a buffer one.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we all look terrible, Like I don't want came
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: off so bad.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: Dude, It's gonna not I'm not gonna have the same
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: excitement where I'm like, I'm pumped to get fucked up,
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: Like I don't.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: I never want to be that drunk again on camera ever.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's shameful, but but it seemed but people want
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: to do it though. It's like, as an outsider, it
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: looked like it would be fun to be in there
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: just mixing it up, talking shit with the boys.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think. So it's twenty four beers, two people, Yeah,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 6: twelve God, I just don't know. I don't know what
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 6: I'm capable.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: Of because you haven't pushed your body in that way.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 6: I've never well, it's it's definitely the case that I've
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 6: had more drinks than that, but wasn't counting and didn't
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 6: and didn't really know, and that's usually a lot probably
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 6: a longer, yeah, longer period of time.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: But you gotta be on like acid or something. I
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: was talking to my boy Mike this past weekend about it,
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: and like being on acid would be the true pe
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: d where you could just drink like a fish and
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: not get more fucked up. Maybe you wouldn't just wouldn't
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: notice and.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: Out of your mind.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: Sounds like very worse.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like acid. I think it is possible to
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: just fucking pound beers on acid. Only one way to
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: find out?
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 6: Boys, Well, how many? How many did you have?
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: Fewer than him, Roan? You had like maybe three?
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: We really should do this.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 6: What is this?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: Everyone so walking on eggshells about this case because it
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: was a bad it's a bad time. What do you mean?
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: It was just so consensus that everybody, like each one
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: of us took our lashings publicly in like a fucking
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: terrible way, like each one of us felt so bad
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: about what the interwe net was saying. But then like
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: whoever was sitting.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: Next to you got it way worse like it was
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: I got it the worst.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: Did anybody did anybody have a positive experience?
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: Did anyone?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: Will Compton will Compton kind of, but he like took
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: his pants off when we saw that his dick was
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: he was having a bad dick day. And so like,
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: even if it was.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: A good experience, I think Will Compton just came off
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: good because he like wasn't being in I mean, I said,
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: it is coming off good because he wasn't being annoying.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 6: I thought about what I was to do if I
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 6: if I were invited, and I think my whole idea
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 6: would just be to come in and just try to laugh,
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 6: because I know people would try to, you know, get
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 6: me to rise to the bait, because I'm a pretty
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 6: easily baitable. Yeah, I get, I get I have him ruffled.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 6: I can ruffle pretty.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: But this was like the thing was the first one
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 3: wasn't like this at all, Like there was no bad
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: blood on the first one.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: Ah, so it might have been so I got I
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: got a bad feedback from that one. But you're saying
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: that you would just try.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 6: To I would just I would want to laugh. I
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 6: would I would just laugh whenever when someone was like
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 6: Francis and I'd be.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean my whole show to you, that would
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: be the same.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 6: And I want I want to see how long could
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 6: I commit to Actually you did that staying with the
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 6: game plan.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: No, you would lose a game plan you did this.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: If you did that on this last case race, you
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: would have came out and be like, dude, Francis is
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: the fucking best, Like I love him.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 6: Yah, that's what I need.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: No, but you'd be six beers in. You'd be like,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: big caw, why don't you say hi to me?
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: Why do I have to call you by your fucking yeah?
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah at the Cowboy callar tackle you get your attention
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: in public.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: It was like seven dudes in a room, like furiously drunk,
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: like angry.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: Damn as it as is.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess that's what you're supposed to do.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know that's what happened to the body when
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: you drink like that. Yeah, it's kind of fucking sweet,
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: it's kind of fucking fun, but whatever it is. I
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: feel like this has kind of broken the seal, and
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: I hope that you can come back and do more.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: Ship out. We saw Large and the lobby and he
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: was like, uh, you know, come come back and do
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: some Whenever they're planning, I don't want to spoil it.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: If it's not mine to spoil.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, there's nothing, no secret really, just you know,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 6: I'm curious if they're going to let you release this episode.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 6: Oh they will, it'd be so much, it'd be so
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 6: much time.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: That kind of rule. If they didn't enough, we were like,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: it will Andrew.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 4: Schultze, Yeah, we're gonna buy the episode. Yeah, back from the.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: Street, a ton of money for them to watch it.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: But dude, thank you for coming in.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you guys.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: Drop the drop off. Yeah, drop the data.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 6: Come see me and Sass at Saint Louis Helium July
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 6: twenty eighth to the thirtieth. Then we are in I
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 6: believe it's Jersey City on August fourth, and we're in
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 6: Red Bank, New Jersey, where I was born August.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: You're born in New Jersey.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I lived at TAS three three or four. Damn yeah,
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 6: it' where my family's from. You can get take a
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 6: set Francis Elles dot com. I would give his. I
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 6: would give SAS's website.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: I have, like fucking I don't even know.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so just go to Francis dot com. Here's click
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 6: on shows and you will ye find the ticket links.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: The old were you when you met Harrison Ford.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: I was nine.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: I think about the picture all the time, and I'm
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: always like, will I be able to give my son
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: a gift of meeting someone on Harrison Ford's level, Like
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: who's the Harrison Ford of the day, And do I
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: have enough access to him? Who would be my Harrison
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Ford that I could let someone meet.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: It's hard to stop.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: You have a picture of you and Drake.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying I can't. I couldn't be like, hey,
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: Drake meet my nine year old son.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: Would he doesn't even want it? Yeah, that house so close.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: Him, dude, easily be a fucking stand up.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: I had it, and I was, so you should be in.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 4: Philly with with Francis.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should go to Philly with Francis tonight.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: But I hope, I hope to someday get my own
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: Harrison Ford and a son that I could introduce them
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: both to each other.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 6: Let's have some sons.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: We should have something to simultaneously own.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 6: We can bring them the Solid Corps.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I said he didn't even meet his own.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 3: Is that Drake my lyric? Because Drake does.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: Abandon his on like air horns after it.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be Dope France. I appreciate you bro, love
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you so much.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: What a thrill.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: That was awesome, fun that was going off.