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Left-wing protesters use sex toys as props and projectiles to attack ICE & Cops · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Eve. Today we're going to we can be
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  talking about liberals who are out in the street throwing
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  dildos at ICE agents. Oh my fucking God, finally
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  something I can get behind. Liberals throwing dildos at ice.
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  That's not protest, that's foreplay.
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  I mean, if you're going to act like a Dick, at least use the
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  right tool. I love it.
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  You want to shame them? You want to humiliate them?
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  You want to say I don't give a fuck about your rules?
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  Then shove A silicone cock in their face.
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  Make it purple. Make it sparkly.
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  Make it say deport this. It's genius.
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  It's disgusting. It's perfect.
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  You know what the best part is? ICE agents can't even arrest
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  them for that. What are they going to say?
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  Sir, you're under arrest for sexual assault with a foreign
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  object. Ma'am, your dildo is an illegal
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  weapon. You're being detained for
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  battery with a battery powered cock.
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  I'd pay to watch that body Cam. Honestly.
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  If they really want to shut the border, all ICE has to do is
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  start throwing back. Oh, you brought toys?
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  Let me show you the Taser shaped like a butt plug.
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  Either way, keep going, keep throwing, make it rain.
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  Rubber. If nothing else, at least the
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  agents will go home with something to think about
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  tonight. Well, some of these dildos look
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  pretty damn beefy. Some of them are as long as
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  barrels and swords and shit. If you were to get hit in the
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  fucking head with one of those things being thrown at you at
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  Mach 4, they could cause some serious fucking damage.
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  And when people are talking about fucking you in the ass and
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  stuff, which is what some of these clowns are doing it, yeah.
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  Isn't that considered sexual assault?
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  I mean, if you walk up to some civilian and hold out a strap on
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  and say you're going to bang the person, a total stranger in the
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  street, isn't that considered some kind of sexual assault?
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  Especially if you hit him with it?
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  Oh, absolutely. If I walk up to some some
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  stranger on the street, whip out a 12 inch black dildo and say
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  I'm going to fuck you with this, that's not a joke, that's a
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  threat. That's assault.
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  That's call the cops, call your therapist, call Jesus.
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  And if I hit you with it, that's not protest, that's battery with
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  a goddamn sex toy. The law doesn't care if it's
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  made of rubber, if it's used to intimidate, to humiliate, to
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  threaten rape, yeah, it's sexual assault.
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  Same as if I held a knife to your Dick and said bend over.
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  The material doesn't matter, the intent does.
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  But here's the kicker. Liberals will scream.
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  It's symbolic, it's satire, it's performance art.
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  Meanwhile, if a conservative whipped out a crucifix and said
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  I'm going to shove this up your ass for Jesus, they'd lose their
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  fucking minds. Hate crime, Christian terrorism.
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  So Nah, it's not funny. It's not cute, it's a bunch of
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  grown adults acting like children with hard ONS thinking
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  violence wrapped in kink is activism.
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  Honestly if you're going to do it, at least throw good ones
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  with vibration. Make them feel something because
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  right now the only thing getting fucked is the constitution.
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  Yeah, it seems to me that the Liberals, I, I don't think that
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  this is working out the way they want.
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  I mean, if you're going to act like you give a shit and that
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  you care about people and all that bullshit, yet you're
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  throwing fucking dildos at people, it doesn't seem like
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  it's the most rational, logical thing.
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  It doesn't even look like a protest anymore.
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  It just looks like some kind of sex convention.
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  I don't see how anybody can take people like this seriously.
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  If somebody walked up to me with a dildo strap to their fucking
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  head, I'm going to think they're retarded or something.
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  I'll probably say something to the effect of make asylums great
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  again. Right.
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  If you're going to protest, at least pretend to be adults.
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  But no, these fucks are out there.
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  Like here, take my cock and shove it up your authority.
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  Literally. And yeah, it's not a protest,
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  it's a goddamn fetish parade. It's Burning Man for people who
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  hate borders and love anal. If you really want to hurt ice,
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  throw something that matters. Throw lawsuits, throw votes,
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  throw your own fucking kids across the border and see how
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  you like it. But dildos?
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  That's not activism, that's I ran out of ideas.
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  So I brought sex into politics. And when they get arrested
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  they'll cry police brutality. Meanwhile they're out there
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  swinging rubber Dicks like nunchucks.
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  Honestly, if I were an ICE agent I'd just start catching them.
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  Thanks. I needed a new back scratcher.
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  These people aren't activists, they're cosplaying rebellion and
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  the costume? A strap on and a superiority
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