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- 0:00This just proves people will believe what anyone says to
- 0:02them. They don't.
- 0:02They don't bother to do the research.
- 0:04I mean think first. What the fuck was that?
- 0:06That might not age very well for him.
- 0:08Wealthy blacks also commit more crime than poor whites.
- 0:11Wait. What?
- 0:13I love racism. On the one hand it's destroying
- 0:15the country, on the other hand it makes people into local
- 0:17house. Not to mention he apparently had
- 0:19a background in theater. How would I have ever predicted
- 0:21that the allowed boisterous online person was a theater
- 0:24major? John went on a podcast with his
- 0:26friend Ethan Klein from age 3. John is just like, I really
- 0:29don't want to talk talk about this.
- 0:30The fact that, like Jontron, would even expect to be able to
- 0:33go on Ethan's show without having to address it is
- 0:35entitled. Why is he not uploading?
- 0:37Well Jon just started posting anti vax tweets, whatever the
- 0:40that means. Like he has no actual brain.
- 0:42All right, guys, let's do something a little different.
- 0:45It's a Jontron video. Jontron's life and death from no
- 0:49bed. Yeah, I haven't really.
- 0:53I guess it's a rise and fall type video.
- 0:54I'm kind of curious. I mean, I know he fell pretty
- 0:56hard, like years ago. Has it been a decade since he
- 0:59did some weird white supremacist conversation with Destiny?
- 1:04I think it was. I got it on my my Papa got
- 1:06archive channel. I did like a react to it.
- 1:09The downfall of Dontron. Whoa.
- 1:11You can watch it there if you want.
- 1:12Or you could just fucking just turn the video off for the hate
- 1:15me. Anyway, I'm curious.
- 1:17Let's take a look. You guys know the deal really
- 1:18quick. We got stickers link in the
- 1:21description, fun stuff, nice and quick.
- 1:23I got a podcast on my wife, fun stuff, nice and quick.
- 1:26And we got memberships also fun stuff, nice and quick small gut
- 1:31access to the live streams after I'm offline and the members only
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- 1:43All right, I like doing these quick.
- 1:44Let's go. Let's get it going.
- 1:46I don't know where your children is, but I also don't know where
- 1:48Jontron is. Seriously, it's been, I think.
- 1:50He just got offline because he's rich, right?
- 1:52Has he even started doing anything lately?
- 1:54Like a year since he uploaded a not uncommon leave of absence
- 1:57for a man like John. But there's a reason we wait.
- 2:00A guy who initially started that was a dime a dozen game reviewer
- 2:03on YouTube quick. Was he?
- 2:05I used to watch him. I thought he was kind of cool.
- 2:07I thought he was like, fun, you know?
- 2:09Quickly shaped up to be not just one of the biggest gaming
- 2:12channels on YouTube, but. Oh yeah, he hasn't done anything
- 2:14in the year. Anamorphs.
- 2:18Cool. At his peak was a genuine pillar
- 2:21of the Internet. Even if you haven't watched
- 2:23Jontron, you have experienced something that was a direct
- 2:26result of his doing. Jontron lives in my head as a
- 2:29golden standard of YouTube content creation.
- 2:31Even despite the racism. What was?
- 2:34That and the racism. How could he get more relatable?
- 2:37Oh, I'm supposed to use my gun here, I think.
- 2:41Damn it. Considering I've spent over half
- 2:42of my life on YouTube, I have come to view some of it with a
- 2:45lens of prestige, seeing YouTube as a genuine art form that can
- 2:49take shape in multiple ways as time goes by.
- 2:51There are still some people. I never looked at Gamer Grumps.
- 2:55People talk about that. I never saw that.
- 2:56I just saw the regular schmegular, is that a word Stuff
- 3:01stuff, you know what I mean? I would just watch like his
- 3:03Jontron stuff. Some videos that occupy my head
- 3:05as being more than a video, an experience that stays with you
- 3:09because I have probably rewatched that experiences
- 3:12almost a dozen times at this point.
- 3:13But how do you even make videos like that in the 1st place?
- 3:17How do you get to be able to make videos with a set to make
- 3:19your YouTube channel feel like a show?
- 3:21Well, why not go back in time and?
- 3:23Is this an ad? Are you about to do an ad read?
- 3:25Do a retrospective on Jontron's channel.
- 3:27Isn't that right, John Pierre? Did he have the bird and his old
- 3:34stuff? I don't remember that.
- 3:36I remember the Angry Video Game Nerd doing like the shit Pickle.
- 3:39I kind of feel like he's close to John.
- 3:41John Ish, you know. For some context, in the mid to
- 3:45late 2000s, one of the earliest forms of gaming content on the
- 3:48Internet would be in the form of angry reviews.
- 3:50We're so. Hell yeah.
- 3:52Someone would review it. I feel like this guy looks
- 3:55familiar. Who is this guy?
- 3:55Childhood game but give an explosive overreaction to the
- 3:58medium this format. Being started, it's because
- 4:00everybody, because everybody was like everybody on line is like a
- 4:05loser. Everybody on line is a theatre
- 4:07nerd. They all want to do theatre, so
- 4:10they're all, they're all theatre nerds and they're making
- 4:12content. By none other than a figure
- 4:14called the angry video game nerd, also known as James Rolfe,
- 4:17also known as in a massacre. The concept of someone watching
- 4:19or playing something and giving an overreaction to it has taken
- 4:22on many forms over the years on YouTube.
- 4:25Not just gaming reviews, but movie reviews, commentary
- 4:28videos, video essays, you name it, the AVGN is to.
- 4:32Yup. That's when everything was just
- 4:33the that's what. It's so funny to me.
- 4:34Everybody wants to go back to the golden years at YouTube, but
- 4:36it was all just theatre shit. So it's like, shut up, you know?
- 4:41YouTube what Doom is to games. His influence is so widespread
- 4:45that people who have never watched him will be inspired by
- 4:47someone who did. But those who were inspired by
- 4:49him made it very. Very What the fuck?
- 4:52Apparent. This looks like a fucking
- 4:57chocolate chip cookie. And it might sound unnecessary
- 5:00to get into YouTube history when talking about Jontron because he
- 5:03wasn't really just a gaming channel, but when he.
- 5:05Started. Did he really come out before
- 5:08Angry Video Game Nerd? I don't know if I believe that
- 5:10that. What the fuck?
- 5:11Put it down in 2010, the odds were against him.
- 5:13He was dipping his toes in what seemed like an oversaturated
- 5:17market and that's because it was.
- 5:18And fighting that oversaturation is where the story of Jontron
- 5:22has to begin. It's a 20 year old wide eyed kid
- 5:24who has to make a name for himself, and we get to see the
- 5:28growing pains of someone who would eventually make some of
- 5:30the best content on this platform.
- 5:31And Speaking of Doom, John's first review would be of
- 5:34Daikatana, a game made by John Romero, creator of Doom, and he
- 5:37made that game with a bunch of other I.
- 5:39Feel like I watched this before when I was younger.
- 5:41What the fuck? Ellis.
- 5:42But they didn't make Daikatana now, did they?
- 5:44For a first video. You can tell this is a heavily
- 5:46invested project because he feels obligated to tell you in
- 5:49Comic Sans that this video was written and directed by John
- 5:53Jafari. But the effort is there.
- 5:55I mean, he has a theme song. Damn it, I don't even have a
- 5:58theme song. It's me neither, man.
- 5:59I heard. It's tacky.
- 6:01You know, I wanted to make a theme song, but actually I did
- 6:05have a theme song. Remember when I used to have the
- 6:06one song, Papaga? I wish Papaga would pee on my
- 6:09face. That was Ryan Beard's song.
- 6:13Wow, crazy. It's not to say I haven't tried,
- 6:16but whenever I try to make one, it just ends up being same old
- 6:18Love by Anita Baker. Now when it comes to the angry
- 6:21review, there are a few trademarks we need to identify.
- 6:24First of all, does your game have a rundown of its creation
- 6:26if possible? Fast forward to 1997, John
- 6:29Romero leaves its software to Co found another company called Ion
- 6:33Storm. Two, can you find something you
- 6:35hate about the game before you even play it?
- 6:36Look at this. What the Hell's happening?
- 6:39Your guess is as good as mine. And three, find a mildly
- 6:42annoying game mechanic that you can blow out of proportion.
- 6:44Because of this fatal flaw, if it wasn't for the Internet, I'm.
- 6:48No, don't make me a theme song. I'm not going to use it.
- 6:50I don't really want a theme song.
- 6:52I think it's tacky. No, they.
- 6:53Have never gotten past the first 3 minutes of the game.
- 6:57You know what's so funny? Can we talk about that?
- 6:59So funny. This is like so true.
- 7:01Like if Jontron and so many other people were like this huge
- 7:05representation of how bad old video games used to be because
- 7:09they did like, right. Like they used to be a ton of
- 7:11old, old bad video games because a lot of OK, a lot of stuff was
- 7:14just made just to make it. There were so many horrible
- 7:18video games and they were so frustrating and it was like
- 7:20angry and it was like annoying. But then like now every single
- 7:24weird like white supremacist online that can't find a
- 7:27girlfriend, but then doesn't want girls to play video games
- 7:29because even though it's the only hobby space, they'd have
- 7:32complaints how that you games used to be so good.
- 7:36Yeah, games used to be pretty fucking good.
- 7:37Whatever happened to all those good games?
- 7:39Like ET is like, what are you talking about?
- 7:41Games have always sucked. Like games have in some way,
- 7:45shape or form or capacity have always sucked.
- 7:48You know, not all of them, but just like a lot of them.
- 7:51OK, That's just how it's always been.
- 7:55There's always been good games and bad games, but they always
- 7:58go back to the golden age. But there's like an entire
- 8:00market of people like, oh man, fucking video games suck.
- 8:03So I don't know, I think it's a little bit, it's kind of funny
- 8:05to me, by God. He's a natural.
- 8:08If you watched this video for the first time back in 2010, it
- 8:11probably would have been a pretty unremarkable video,
- 8:13especially among his contemporaries.
- 8:15You know, thinking about it now, this video is from 2010, sixteen
- 8:19years ago. This thing 16 years ago in 2010
- 8:21was 1994. How old was I?
- 8:24Oh, I was 20 years old, dude. Holy bazookers, man.
- 8:26I'm fucking old as hell. Look how time flies now if
- 8:32you're a long time viewer of the channel, first of all, love you.
- 8:34But second of all, if you remember, I made a video a long
- 8:37time ago about Normal Boots, a gaming collective that was made
- 8:40because of YouTube's lack of monetization back then.
- 8:42So the solution to making money from your videos?
- 8:45Make an entire website that you can put ads on.
- 8:48Now since then, the dope kind of smart man has been claimed by
- 8:50the Indonesians, but back then this was a pretty special
- 8:53website. The earliest documentation of
- 8:54this website is November 15th, 2010, consisting of Jontron and
- 8:59Austin Hargraves, also known as Peanut Butter Gamer.
- 9:01I know. I have no idea who that is.
- 9:03I'm so not in it on the I'm so not with it on the old video
- 9:09game culture. I've said this before but I
- 9:10remember back in the day I saw Scarlett takes a tumble.
- 9:13I thought that was a friend of my ex girlfriends because I
- 9:15didn't understand what YouTube was.
- 9:17Isn't that crazy? I feel like there's probably so
- 9:23many people who wanted to be like Youtubers and like I was
- 9:29able to become a YouTube and so many other people wanted it so
- 9:32much more. Isn't that so interesting?
- 9:35Wow, fun to think about. Right BB and J, but compare
- 9:39these two in the videos they were making, John's quality was
- 9:41at a clear deficit at the time PBG was uploading an HD.
- 9:45He didn't have radio static playing in the background and he
- 9:47had better comedic timing. I also feel like PBG was able to
- 9:50develop a much more unique gaming presence on YouTube.
- 9:53Unlike a lot of the other angry game reviewers back then, Austin
- 9:57had a much more relaxing video presence.
- 9:59He found a lot more like a guy just just talking about games.
- 10:02Compare that to Jontron. He was definitely trying to be
- 10:04angry over the games he was playing.
- 10:06Oh, you can't touch? Hey, sometimes you just got to,
- 10:08you got to put it on. You know, that's just got to put
- 10:11on the put on an act, a complete a farcical act, dude, you just
- 10:16got to put it on. Fucking water.
- 10:18Yeah, that's Cornell giving Konami the fucking.
- 10:21Bird now looking at the Jontron channel.
- 10:23The timeline looks simple enough.
- 10:24First you have the early reviews, then he starts
- 10:26developing a style wrong. There are so many videos you do
- 10:30not see on Jontron's main channel because he took them
- 10:32down, but I think. Why?
- 10:34Did he have like bad reviews or something so he took him down?
- 10:38Was he self-conscious? They're kind of important
- 10:40because you see, there's Jontron the channel and Jontron the
- 10:44show. Jontron the show being the
- 10:45review format that he was doing, but he had a few other series up
- 10:49his sleeve. Jontron the Show was the review
- 10:51show that everyone came for the main course, if you will.
- 10:54But he also just uploaded stuff. Just stuff.
- 10:58I don't really remember any of this.
- 11:01I wonder if I was a true YouTube watcher back then every.
- 11:04Monday I'm going to release a real game.
- 11:06Like most mediums, most video games are crap and you have to
- 11:08wade through the slop to get to. Yeah exactly.
- 11:12I agree with that 1000%. I just don't think that other
- 11:15people understand that. Like from back in the day,
- 11:19people have a meltdown because like there's more gay shit in
- 11:22games or something and it's like, oh I wish we were back in
- 11:25the back in the day when games were made for me.
- 11:27And it's like, dude, shut up. Not everything needs to be made
- 11:31for you. I don't understand.
- 11:34And there's always been different types of video games.
- 11:36I don't even know what that means, you know?
- 11:38Like that's like complaining that games aren't made for you
- 11:40because they're not all fucking side scrollers or something, you
- 11:42know? It doesn't even make any fucking
- 11:43sense. Game review, like a current game
- 11:45and I'm going to give it a score and everything, and every Friday
- 11:48I'm going to release what is being called a Jontron original.
- 11:52Nice. This experimenting would
- 11:58feedback into his main channel being able to do a bunch of
- 12:01different stuff eventually fed into the main Jontron show and
- 12:04it's a shame we don't really get to see that.
- 12:06The only way we really get to see it is through various
- 12:08archives re uploaded by other people.
- 12:10Take for example this review of W7 he did which was just a
- 12:13straight up review. No comedy, no intro.
- 12:15I'm not even sure if it's a review because he put a question
- 12:17mark after the word reviews, but it's a concise enough.
- 12:20Sounds like maybe he just played the game.
- 12:22I thought I could latch on to that.
- 12:23So I guess maybe he just wanted to play the game.
- 12:26Yeah. Should I do game reviews?
- 12:27I feel like game reviews just like fucking terrible.
- 12:29Like, I don't know. I just like, I don't know if I'd
- 12:31ever really want to do some kind of a gaming review.
- 12:34Personally. I don't know.
- 12:37I like video games, but I don't know if I could like sit down
- 12:40and play Lego game, especially nowadays, games last so fucking
- 12:43long. Like you're playing games for
- 12:44like fucking 30 hours and they're, they can be
- 12:46entertaining, but like, how do you do a review on that?
- 12:50I think it's very time consuming.
- 12:52I don't know, I think I'd very quickly hate video games if I
- 12:54was doing video game reviews, but I guess that was like the
- 12:57only hobby people really had back then.
- 12:59I mean, I still have it as a hobby.
- 13:00I guess it's just, you know what I mean, so.
- 13:04Analysis of the game in the vein of IGN.
- 13:06Or actually this would have been 2010 G4.
- 13:09The goal of the single player game is to mine enough elements
- 13:11to build your own safe, hold clothes and weapons to last you
- 13:14through the night when the monsters come out, and try to
- 13:16dissect your anus from your sphincter.
- 13:18Oh, what is that? Minecraft?
- 13:21It's better than getting predatorized by the people who
- 13:23play the game. You know what I'm?
- 13:24Saying other series was gaming in public where he would take a
- 13:26contemporary gaming issue and put it out on the streets say
- 13:29for example this one about the 3DS where he made a point that
- 13:32people. And what the hell happened?
- 13:33Why did you start doing all this like ethnostate shit?
- 13:35But will believe anything even without a credible source, which
- 13:38John would never do well. This just proves people will
- 13:40believe what anyone says to them.
- 13:42They don't. They don't bother to do the
- 13:44research. I mean think first.
- 13:45Don't just believe, well, what anyone tells.
- 13:47You Tom tans were a super popular.
- 13:49That might not age very well for him.
- 13:53Their format, they were easy way to get a lot of gaming opinions
- 13:55out really really fast. Want to talk about Mario Party
- 13:57mini games, but only for the really good ones in a really
- 13:59cohesive list. This is also where you got to
- 14:02see the most opinionated form of Jontron talking about his
- 14:05favorite commercials. Really getting to see into the
- 14:07mind of Jontron, like how his favorite gaming commercial was a
- 14:10Halo commercial called Believe. Why is it his favorite?
- 14:13Well. These commercials were just
- 14:14plain beautiful, you know? OK, I don't really have anything
- 14:17else to say. I I really liked my favorite
- 14:22commercials, the old Girls Gone Wild commercials.
- 14:25You guys know what, where they would put the DVDs over the
- 14:27girls tits and you'd still Jack off to it.
- 14:34Not me, you specifically, not me.
- 14:36I would never Jack off to that. That would be disgusting, of
- 14:38course, but you guys would do that all the time.
- 14:41It's kind of gross, but yeah, you remember all that shit was
- 14:44cool. See you guys next time.
- 14:46I mean, he also talked about his most overrated games hitting the
- 14:50flames, upsetting the Dame. Final Fantasy 8 fuck this game.
- 14:57Seriously, take this game out back and.
- 14:58Fuck it, but I do feel like these top 10s presented a side
- 15:01of John. I wasn't a big fan of the Final
- 15:03Fantasy. I beat the UF 7 when I was a
- 15:05kid, but I don't know, never really resonated with me, you
- 15:08know? That we didn't see in the other
- 15:09videos and we wouldn't really get to see in other videos ever
- 15:12again. It was moments like these where
- 15:14you were really able to get attached to John, not just as a
- 15:16creator, but as a person. With that said though, these
- 15:19early Jontron videos and John himself would fall into an oh so
- 15:23common trap that so many of these game reviewers would fall
- 15:25in. They just weren't that good at
- 15:27reviewing games. Nothing feels like it should.
- 15:29I mean, what makes a good reviewer reviewer?
- 15:31You just play a game and you're like, I didn't like that.
- 15:33I think they were stink. It was stinky little shit.
- 15:37Zombies do minimal damage, your guns RIP through them like
- 15:40nothing, you move too fast. I never quite feel like I'm in
- 15:42control of the action, or even playing a zombie game for that
- 15:45matter. Zombies should move slow, damn
- 15:47it. Don't get me wrong, they were
- 15:49able to express their hatred for the game.
- 15:50Perfect. Yeah, I guess so.
- 15:51I mean, I guess it would depends on what kind of zombie you like,
- 15:53but you know what? I agree, dude.
- 15:56And you want to know what hot take this game mediocre as fuck.
- 16:02I know people like it. I don't know, I just want it to
- 16:04be kind of fucking all right. But I'm not a game reviewer,
- 16:09dude. That's just it's just opinions
- 16:11based. Typically, but to actually
- 16:12deconstruct it and give a thorough analysis, not so much.
- 16:15The Castlevania Legacy of Darkness review comes to mind.
- 16:18What he wanted to try to actually review the game in some
- 16:20capacity, but his first critique is that this 3D Castlevania game
- 16:24doesn't feel enough like the 2D Castlevania games and the way
- 16:27it's presented. It's like he wants to get mad
- 16:29over something before he plays the actual game.
- 16:32I'm not saying. That's how I like to be.
- 16:33I like to be mad at everything all the time, just like an old
- 16:35grumpy bitch, you know? I wish I had some ammunition.
- 16:39Oh well, fuck me. Legacy of Darkness is a good
- 16:41game. I'm never going to play it, but
- 16:43John can never. Legacy of Darkness, was that a
- 16:45good game? Really develop his feelings into
- 16:48something a little bit more concrete.
- 16:51Hey, look. Oh yeah, no, it's well, I
- 16:54remember playing this for like 10 seconds.
- 16:56It wasn't very good. I think that the actual
- 16:58Castlevania people like abandoned this game like it's no
- 17:02longer Canon because it was so bad.
- 17:04Agronicon that should be a playable character, don't you?
- 17:06Birdman say the same thing about solar blade.
- 17:08Good. It's fucking mediocre shit man.
- 17:09I fucking this game sucks. The tits don't wake up for like
- 17:14how sticky everything feels. Now maybe that's just I keep
- 17:17coming all over the controller but I don't know dude.
- 17:19I feel like solar blade is just not.
- 17:22It's not that good. It's not a hot Dick.
- 17:25I don't know man, I'm out of shit think.
- 17:27The book, play the the book. A lot of these videos, I was
- 17:31struggling to tell what was supposed to be actual criticism
- 17:34and what was anger for the sake of anger.
- 17:35Like he looked at the Star Fox adventure characters and started
- 17:38throwing up over them. And it's like, huh, That that's
- 17:41what made you want to throw up? What did you want a HD version
- 17:44of Slippy to look like? John?
- 17:45I don't even want to know what you think of the Switch 2
- 17:47designs. Otherwise, the next Jontron
- 17:49episode might be directed by David Cronenberg.
- 17:51I think it looks good, dude. I could goon to that.
- 17:53I could do some Star Fox gooning to that.
- 17:55All in all, so this variety of content in hindsight allowed
- 17:58John trying to grow in ways that a lot of other reviewers weren't
- 18:01really growing. The little things he picked up
- 18:03along the way gradually developed him into a more
- 18:05well-rounded creator. Not to mention he apparently had
- 18:08a background in theatre, which explains.
- 18:13I think that we should all just take a moment to just understand
- 18:15how how accurate I am all the time like everything is.
- 18:19All jokes aside, dude, of course he's a fucking theatre major.
- 18:23How would I have ever predicted that the allowed, boisterous,
- 18:26obnoxious online person was a theatre major?
- 18:29And I'm not. That's not even me criticizing
- 18:30John. I'm just.
- 18:31I am just saying. I'm simply pointing out a fact.
- 18:36I'm not afraid to point out facts.
- 18:38You know what I'm saying? Is why his voice was just as
- 18:41strong as it was and you can hear this especially develop in
- 18:442012 to what he would eventually be able to do.
- 18:46Those belts, those screams, they're so difficult to pull off
- 18:50yet John made it look so effortless.
- 18:52You don't even realize it initially because he was just
- 18:54pulling that shit off so smooth. Whenever I try to tell people
- 18:57that I'm working on screaming, they just look at me like I'm a
- 19:00crazy person. Like I don't know how to explain
- 19:02it. Like I've been so soft spoken
- 19:03all of my life that I genuinely just never developed the ability
- 19:06to like scream scream like obviously you have to practice
- 19:09training your voice to even make it be commanding in the 1st
- 19:12place, but to actually scream like.
- 19:14I remember when I used to be able to scream like a girl when
- 19:18I was like a kid when I was a girl, but I can't do like a high
- 19:21pitched screech anymore. Like I scream like a fucking old
- 19:24person and then I hear fucking 22 year old Jontron and I'm like
- 19:27damn, why? Why did I have to be so scared
- 19:30all the time? Fuck you.
- 19:31Production quality would be a consistent theme in Jontron's
- 19:34content throughout this decade, especially as he focused on
- 19:36using games as a vessel to try out new editing tricks and tell
- 19:39jokes. John.
- 19:40How did we escape? I just left that seems too easy
- 19:44I. Just left the cartridge wasn't
- 19:45gaming history as much as it was a prompt that was meant to be
- 19:47destroyed. The Mighty Man's cartridge.
- 19:50In my mind, Max episode was just my neighbor's game.
- 19:54The Dino City review I remember fucking nothing from this video
- 19:56and I watched this video last week.
- 19:58For this video, all I remember is the ending where he's saying
- 20:00Katy Perry's firework because. Were you just binge watching old
- 20:03Jontron videos for fun? Is that what you're telling me?
- 20:06I guess that's cool. Good for you, man.
- 20:08I think that's excellent. Oh fuck my balls.
- 20:10That's all that anyone remembers when John trying to hit 100,000
- 20:12subscribers, he celebrated with a video about Banjo Kazooie Nuts
- 20:16and bolts. Not only can you fill the amount
- 20:18of effort that he put into. I looked that up before and I
- 20:20just got a lot of porn. This video but you can see the
- 20:23style he had developed over the last couple years being put into
- 20:27such a fun and exciting video on YouTube.
- 20:29It was one of his longest videos to date and by God did it have
- 20:32the highest production quality. I think this video can be seen
- 20:35as a send off to his oldest era of videos and it was the
- 20:37accumulation of everything he had worked on so far in one
- 20:40video. He had gotten so much command of
- 20:42his voice at this point. The screaming.
- 20:44By God, the screaming. I remember watching that, I
- 20:49liked that video. I'll be honest with you.
- 20:51Am I supposed to have more ammo or something?
- 20:53Like why am I getting my fucking tits twisted?
- 20:56You don't understand how hard that is to pull off.
- 20:58But he still hadn't gotten the really good camera quality just
- 21:01yet. He still had the remnants of
- 21:02being an angry reviewer with his back story about rear wear and
- 21:05how every fucking. But I feel like that's that's
- 21:08almost endearing. You know, it's almost endearing
- 21:11when you, when your camera sucks and your quality's terrible.
- 21:17It makes you seem like a real person.
- 21:20You know what I mean? Like wow, this is a real guy.
- 21:23YouTube retreated. This is just a normal rash,
- 21:26roots, salt of the earth guy. You know what I'm?
- 21:28Saying I'm like God's chosen game developers.
- 21:30It takes him 8 minutes to actually review Banjo Kazooie
- 21:33Nuts and bolts, but it honestly didn't matter.
- 21:35I think this video proved Jon's biggest strength more than any
- 21:38other Jontron video. Was being entertaining to other
- 21:40people online that like theatre ships.
- 21:43But again, that's it. The world is run by the theatre
- 21:46now, it is true. When it came to a game review,
- 21:49John never had to make points in his video.
- 21:52You just had to feel hell, he felt, and this video did such a
- 21:55good job at capturing that. And to this day, I think it's
- 21:58the most inspiring Jontron video.
- 22:00John admitted in later interviews that he did gaming
- 22:02content because it was the popular thing to do and, well,
- 22:05it's. Probably because he liked the
- 22:06gaming content as well. Because he's a gamer, so.
- 22:09And it was more just used as a vessel to Dick around but his
- 22:12Dick and got good his. Dick and got.
- 22:15Real good. I loved John sticking and I was
- 22:17willing to get more of it. OK, I like the way that you
- 22:20think. Beautiful thing, man.
- 22:24Why is he not uploading? Well, there's a reason he was
- 22:26playing video games when the channel game.
- 22:29I feel like they should talk more about Donkey.
- 22:31Dude, Donkey doesn't upload anymore.
- 22:33That guy's cool as hell. You guys remember video game
- 22:36Donkey? I think he does upload actually.
- 22:37I don't know what I'm talking about.
- 22:39What am I saying? Gums first came out.
- 22:40It was an unintentional match made in heaven for a bunch of
- 22:43people. Let's Plays we're an emerging
- 22:44genre on YouTube, and Gang Grumps themselves were inspired
- 22:47by Felon. Never watch gamer grumps.
- 22:49I don't remember that at all. I literally never watched it.
- 22:52Normal boots members continue Jon and Erin Ego Raptor Hanson
- 22:56decided to sit down on the couch and play a bunch of video games.
- 22:59A lot of their identity came from the games they played.
- 23:01They didn't focus is. That what my biggest issue is.
- 23:03Should I be playing more video games with the friends I don't
- 23:06have? Was nuts and bolts just like
- 23:07Tears of the Kingdom. I didn't play that one either.
- 23:11On playing the most popular games at the time, they focused
- 23:14on games that they wanted to play.
- 23:16Like one of the first games they played on this channel was
- 23:18fucking Goof Troop and from there it created a.
- 23:20Dude, I heard a goof Troop was actually a pretty good game.
- 23:22Huge community, a community of people who also animated before
- 23:26them. This was in the form of Game
- 23:27Grumps animated, some of the most popular content.
- 23:29They wouldn't make all this channel.
- 23:30What can I say? People warmed up to the Grump,
- 23:32which meant you got a lot of Jon.
- 23:34You got Jon almost every single day.
- 23:36What you didn't get was Jontron upload.
- 23:39John was on the Game Grumps channel for like.
- 23:41He wouldn't upload his own content.
- 23:42Is that what you're? Saying a little less than a year
- 23:44and between that time he uploaded 2 Jontron episodes,
- 23:47Night Shade and Space Ace. Space Ace in particular having
- 23:50more. Ace focusing on that quality and
- 23:52making money I guess. More views than my entire
- 23:55channel has ever gone in its lifetime.
- 23:57Cool because there's levels to this shit.
- 23:59Trust to believe that despite the like.
- 24:01Hey, listen, you know what? I feel like you don't have to
- 24:04get that as many views anymore as you used to, to be able to be
- 24:07popular, you know what I mean? Of uploads, the uptick in
- 24:11quality was going up the same, so in between months you would
- 24:13see this drastically increasing change in quality between
- 24:16uploads. I guess in that way he could
- 24:17argue that the year of Gang Brums was a transitionary period
- 24:20for Jon and this would not be the last break that Jon would
- 24:22take. As a matter of fact, one of the
- 24:24most infamous parts of Jontron is that he would take multi
- 24:26month long breaks. For the entire history of his
- 24:29channel, this has practically been a thing.
- 24:31It's a little bit funny to me though.
- 24:33Again, he's like kind of like a weird right winger now.
- 24:35So it's like, how are you going to take a bunch of like multi
- 24:37month long breaks and then complain about what's going on?
- 24:39Elsie's from I think Iran, so. Thing that has defined him.
- 24:42Do you realize how much support is needed from people in order
- 24:45to even be able to do something like this?
- 24:47Hey guys, why don't you support me more so I can just not do any
- 24:50work anymore? Only upload 2 YouTube videos in
- 24:53a year, you know what happens to me.
- 24:54I go back to bagging groceries. This meant that people were
- 24:57eager to find new Jontron by any means necessary, even if.
- 25:00So they look at the imitators. They meant going through old
- 25:03Contron videos, and I mean old like going through cartoons he
- 25:07made on new grounds when he was 14 and somehow sounds almost the
- 25:10exact same old. Now I Krauser will show you what
- 25:15real power is. Expect any.
- 25:17More. Onion Videos How do you know who
- 25:22told? You Another infamous example was
- 25:24the video Apples and Breaks. Now this video was.
- 25:27I remember that. I don't remember that at all.
- 25:28I do remember going on new grounds.
- 25:30I remember I watched a cool new grounds thing one time where it
- 25:35was, fuck what was it? It was like like there are Mario
- 25:37people storming the castle to some song.
- 25:42It's kind of bad ass man. People used to make some cool
- 25:44shit back then. Different in that it wasn't
- 25:47really a review, but it wasn't really a skit either.
- 25:50He hadn't really made anything like this.
- 25:52The issue was that no one had it saved.
- 25:54I know Jontron is. Everybody archives everything
- 25:58nowadays, isn't that crazy? Lost media.
- 26:01It didn't help that Jon alluded to this video with references
- 26:04like apples and grapes and when asked about it in conventions,
- 26:07treated it as this forbidden video that made him really
- 26:10uncomfortable. When might we?
- 26:12Why the fuck would you ever talk about it?
- 26:13The apples and breaks again, or any of the other.
- 26:17Oh boy, I don't know. I just why you put me on this
- 26:20spot, I don't know. I don't.
- 26:21Know why? Do you think it was cringe or
- 26:23something? What?
- 26:24I don't know. But that made people all the
- 26:26more eager to find this forbidden video.
- 26:28I mean, people have scarce memories of what the video was
- 26:30like, and whenever they described it, it was like an
- 26:32Internet horror. The intro started off as normal
- 26:34before distorting before our very eyes and cuts to a video of
- 26:38John crying in the mirror. It sounds like a fake Horror
- 26:40Story like this sounds like a fake video.
- 26:42But that's what makes it all the more weird that it was real,
- 26:46practically became a part of Jontron mythology, this
- 26:48mysterious hidden video that no one could find.
- 26:51But one day it happened. Someone had the video archived
- 26:54on ACD and was able to read. So that's no way they had an odd
- 26:57enough fucking CD. We uploaded for all the world to
- 27:00see, so let's see what this Lost Jontron video was like.
- 27:09Well this is scary man. What the fuck?
- 27:13Who's over here? I was over here.
- 27:16I put my knee. I put my knee.
- 27:20I broke the screen. What the fuck was that?
- 27:25I don't understand what that was.
- 27:32I was over here. I was over here.
- 27:35I put my knee. I put my knee.
- 27:39I broke the screen. I don't understand what I'm
- 27:46watching right now. That's it, That was the last
- 27:49episode. That was just a cheap joke
- 27:51video. Maybe he was just trying to rile
- 27:54people up, get him to goon up a little bit and get that
- 27:59anticipation going up for no fucking reason.
- 28:01Just it was like a big long edging joke or something.
- 28:05Maybe he was being vague on purpose, but I.
- 28:08Maybe, I mean, maybe he just wanted some attention.
- 28:12Maybe he just wanted some attention, man, You know what?
- 28:15I'm. Saying, I don't know.
- 28:15John has a history of being needlessly vague about things
- 28:18that always blows them out of proportion.
- 28:20Speaking of, in June 2013, John left Game Grumps to focus on his
- 28:24channel and move to New York. It was a small, eventful
- 28:26timeframe. Wow, Is he still in New York?
- 28:28Oh, yeah. You know what's crazy?
- 28:29Oh, dude, he is, I think. Well, maybe he's not here
- 28:30anymore. Years ago, I remember I went up
- 28:33to, I went up somewhere. I'm not going to say where I
- 28:37went, but I remember I went somewhere like it's with state
- 28:41and I saw I saw somebody there and they're like, oh, are you
- 28:45Papa Gut? I was like, oh, yeah, nice to
- 28:46meet you. Bah, Bah, Bah.
- 28:47And they're like, you know, Jontron lives around here.
- 28:50He's like, don't tell anybody. I told you, though, because I
- 28:52don't want to get he. He doesn't want anybody to know.
- 28:54I was like, OK, so I just never told anybody.
- 28:59But I get he, I guess he lives by there.
- 29:01What the fuck am I in combat with?
- 29:02What the hell? Oh.
- 29:03For him, and he felt it was necessary to move on and evolve
- 29:06with his content. He was replaced by Dan Avidan,
- 29:08and that's all that happened. Things were not made needlessly
- 29:11weird and awkward by everyone involved, including fans who
- 29:14couldn't comprehend social cues that well.
- 29:16For the next couple years, whenever asked about Game
- 29:18Grumps, people affiliated with Game Grumps would be needlessly
- 29:21weird and awkward, and people eventually theorized that John
- 29:24punched Aaron's wife in the face.
- 29:25Well, this event. That makes a lot of sense.
- 29:27Is that his wife? She looks like she got punched.
- 29:29Now I'm just kidding. Charity of the conflict ranges
- 29:32from theory to theory. The most infamous?
- 29:34Is this the Internet, anarchist or whatever?
- 29:36This is the claim that John hit Susie.
- 29:39And then why would he hit her? Why would they think that?
- 29:41Promptly fled to New York to escape Aaron's wrath.
- 29:45What? What makes them think this?
- 29:47That's the real question. What makes them think that that
- 29:51would happen? Could you tell us what street it
- 29:55was on? You think I have a memory to
- 29:57tell you what fucking St. it was on?
- 29:58I was at a fucking Applebee's. There's your answer.
- 30:01I was not a fucking Applebee's. Actually the guy.
- 30:05Remember where it was? Now, there was at least an
- 30:07implication that something behind the scenes happened, but
- 30:10I think on paper, John leaving to New York and not being with
- 30:14the guy where they have to do a physical show together, yeah,
- 30:17that's grounds for leaving the show.
- 30:19Like if John said he. Maybe it was like the racism
- 30:22stuff, Maybe it's all the racism, you know?
- 30:25He left Jontron over creative differences and then proceeded
- 30:28to create different things. He's probably telling you the
- 30:31truth. If you're harassing someone
- 30:33about the truth and they shut you down, it's not because
- 30:35they're shutting down the truth. It's because you're being
- 30:37fucking weird. And I wish someone Aaron or John
- 30:40were directing. Maybe they just didn't want to
- 30:42tell the people the reason, you know?
- 30:43I think that that's perfectly respectable generally.
- 30:46Generally speaking, they just don't want to give out that
- 30:49information. Up to their fans that they could
- 30:51have just extinguished this swarm of overanalyzing fans like
- 30:55this was 13 years ago. John leaving Game Grumps is
- 30:57closer to 911 than to the present day, and there's still
- 31:00somehow. What the fuck?
- 31:02Drama about this. So the moral I guess is be
- 31:05transparent with your fans. Try to communicate with them.
- 31:09I'm going to eat my words saying that, aren't I?
- 31:10Now would that say. Why do you feel that way?
- 31:13And this might come off as toxic, but there are some
- 31:16pairings where even though they might not be the best of
- 31:18friends, their energy as performers just work so well
- 31:22that it's genuinely lighting in a bottle.
- 31:24Even if Game Grumps wasn't the best channel, even if Stir Crazy
- 31:26isn't the best movie, there's an undeniable energy when these two
- 31:30come into a room together. It was an That's kind of gay and
- 31:33gross. Environment where two people got
- 31:35to hone their improv skills to riff, be funnier, and John got
- 31:38funnier because of it. And it showed in his new videos.
- 31:41In his departure video Ode to Jon, he mentioned that after
- 31:44leaving the Grumps, he wanted to make a Jontron season 2, at
- 31:47least mentally. It was the dawn of a new
- 31:49approach to Jon. It would take some radio silence
- 31:51before we saw Jon get his bear. It's interesting 'cause there's
- 31:54like a lot of intentional announcements, like, oh, I want
- 31:56to do this, oh, I want to do that.
- 31:59It's like if there's some people where they do more announcements
- 32:03than they do actually like changing like, like actually,
- 32:07you know, making the meaningful content, if that makes sense,
- 32:09you know what I mean? Always announcements.
- 32:11Oh, I'm going to do this meaningful thing.
- 32:13That's why I try not to like make a meaningful and meaningful
- 32:15announcements when I do stuff, you know what I mean?
- 32:16Because it's like the content world can be a little funky
- 32:20sometimes where you might, like, make, you know, change your mind
- 32:23all the time. Pairings together and create a
- 32:25new Jon Dron video. When Hercules games came out a
- 32:28lot of things happened. This was Jon's first video in
- 32:30New York and Oh my God did he upgrade nearly every aspect of
- 32:34his videos. Look at the new intro.
- 32:36It's a pixel art animation that is some timeless shit right
- 32:40there for season 2. Most of the animation was done
- 32:42by someone named Micah Frahr and man I love the animation they
- 32:45did at the beginning of these videos.
- 32:47Those little animated bits they did that showcased the game they
- 32:50were talking about. It's like getting a a scoop of
- 32:52ice cream before eating a delicious steak.
- 32:54And they even had Halloween variants.
- 32:57I don't think that would match. I feel like steak matches grapes
- 33:00for some reason. Grapes and steak works with me.
- 33:03How does that sound to you guys and Chris?
- 33:05Did I not finish everything down?
- 33:06Here, Miss Variance. Oh my God.
- 33:08And man, John was already looking crisp in his last couple
- 33:11of videos. But there's something especially
- 33:13detailed about this era. Maybe it was the New York era.
- 33:16I don't know to describe the production quality.
- 33:18I don't know if I would consider it professional because it still
- 33:20just felt like people making videos, but it was really
- 33:23ambitious and when it came to reviewing a game I also.
- 33:26Think How much fucking money did this guy make you?
- 33:28Think like how much fucking money do you think this guy was
- 33:31making on YouTube? I guess a lot like probably
- 33:34millions of he's able to like not make anything anymore.
- 33:36John improved his craft in this department as well, not because
- 33:39he gave legitimate criticism to a game.
- 33:41But it was broccoli and steak. I mean, no, Why would you do
- 33:43broccoli and steak? At least fucking steak and
- 33:46asparagus. What are you talking about?
- 33:47Broccoli and steak? What?
- 33:49Do you hate me? What do you hate yourself?
- 33:52So much more focused about letting us see the game through
- 33:55his lens. When you watched him play
- 33:57Takeshi's Challenge, you experienced the difficulty and
- 34:00batshit nature of a proto Yakuza game.
- 34:02Did you know him or when he reviewed movies like Food Fight?
- 34:09It just becomes a disastrous deep dive into this disgusting,
- 34:12psychotic film. All you need to know about this
- 34:14movie is what you're seeing before your very eyes, and all
- 34:17Jon has to do is hold your hand and comfort you through this
- 34:19traumatizing experience of a movie.
- 34:21When it comes to early Jon Trundo, something in these
- 34:24videos that will never appear again is that you never knew.
- 34:27It was him because he's not going to be.
- 34:30Yeah, mash shows is good, too. But you can.
- 34:32You can do steak, mash retails and asparagus.
- 34:33You know that, right? Come on, you guys got to get
- 34:36your fucking game together. Knew how the video was going to
- 34:38end and it was in a way that just felt so energetic a little
- 34:41bit of a hot take care but in the more rapid fire reviews you
- 34:44know Hercules games home alone games Barbie games war games
- 34:48funny games these were a general.
- 34:50Oh, I remember that was a, that was a movie.
- 34:53It wasn't funny though. It's pretty fucked up actually.
- 34:55It's actually a little dramatizing if you've ever
- 34:57watched it. Holy bazookers.
- 34:58Like general reviews and a lot of the time I always felt
- 35:01underwhelmed by the actual analysis of the game.
- 35:03There is usually one. Did you or did like did you the
- 35:06first time or like a Hon rewatch 'cause I feel like this is one
- 35:08of those things where if you started watching Jontron today,
- 35:11you probably aren't going to like Jontron.
- 35:13Just like if you start watching like ATV show from like the
- 35:16fucking 1960s, you're probably not going to be a huge fan of
- 35:20the TV show. OK, great.
- 35:24You're probably not going to be a huge fan of the TV show,
- 35:28right? I just feel like maybe they
- 35:30don't age well. It sounds like you rewatched a
- 35:32lot of the content to make a video, which is cool.
- 35:34It's a good video. I'm just saying like I feel like
- 35:37I don't remember having that feeling and I'm not going to go
- 35:40back and rewatch it because now if I rewatch it, I probably
- 35:43maybe would have that feeling. But that's more of a situation
- 35:48where, like, it just maybe Jontron just just doesn't age
- 35:53well. You know, that might be part of
- 35:56it. That might be like the entirety
- 35:58of it actually. Under 2 reviews in there, but it
- 36:01continued much more as a vessel to make as many jokes as
- 36:04possible about each game. But then there were.
- 36:06Maybe he wanted to be a comedian.
- 36:08Maybe he's like Ethan Klein. Oh well, fuck my ass.
- 36:10For times where he would review something like the Barbie game
- 36:13on the Game Boy Advance and it would just be this.
- 36:16I did. I did not.
- 36:18I did not add this music. I would never have thought to
- 36:22add this music. This is the real music.
- 36:25I'm never. I like the music, I think it's
- 36:27kind of calming. What the hell are you talking
- 36:29about dude? We're going to sleep again now.
- 36:31Like that was it just like looking at the main title screen
- 36:34and then moving on to the next game?
- 36:35I wanted to know what this game was like.
- 36:37Like, was there more to say about an Equestrian Barbie game
- 36:39for the Game Boy Advance? Probably not, but I just would
- 36:42have wanted to see more. And really the only way to do
- 36:44that is to just play it myself. Why wouldn't there be more to
- 36:47talk about though? I don't understand that.
- 36:49I like. There'll be plenty more to talk
- 36:50about now. Greetings, and if you don't know
- 37:23who I am, will you do now? This is the gaming gnome man and
- 37:26today. That's fucking ridiculous.
- 37:30But he's kind of capturing the same energy.
- 37:32I will. I can respect that he's
- 37:34capturing the same energy today. I have boom blocks.
- 37:37Throw, grab and blast your way to victory over 300 level set in
- 37:42five action-packed worlds. Take on single player or
- 37:45multiplayer Co-op and versus gameplay with up to four players
- 37:48at once. Tweak any level or build your
- 37:50own. It sounds like you got it, man.
- 37:52I feel like you're 10 or 15 years too late because this is a
- 37:54little too, it's a little too ghetto, you know, like it's a,
- 37:58it's a little, you can't really, you got to, you got to up the
- 38:00system a little bit. You really just got to get a
- 38:03better microphone. You know, that's pretty much it.
- 38:06You'll be. You'll be set.
- 38:07Then share them over. We connect 24.
- 38:09Yeah, try doing that now from Steven Spielberg in EA.
- 38:14Steven Spielberg? You mean this Steven Spielberg?
- 38:21What's next? A Schindler's List game that.
- 38:25Would be cool. That wouldn't be cool, but it
- 38:27could be interesting. I don't remember how well this
- 38:30game holds up looking at the manual inside you.
- 38:35Where the fuck did the game go? What the fuck is happening right
- 39:01now? Was this actually like a game
- 39:04reviewer that would do stuff like this?
- 39:06Is this creepy as hell? Also I just want to reiterate
- 39:09this is this game sucks. This is so fucking boring.
- 39:13This entire level where I run around and shoot things.
- 39:15This is so fucking boring. Why did they add this?
- 39:17How do people praise this game in the same way that they
- 39:20they're like oh God of War it's so bad.
- 39:23They praise this fucking pile of horseshit.
- 39:26It's fine. It's like mediocre.
- 39:27It's not right. This is like Jontron.
- 39:29I don't remember ever doing anything spooky like that.
- 39:31Dude I would have been so scared it I wouldn't even bother
- 39:33watching it. What was that?
- 39:37With that said though, the videos where he compiled a lot
- 39:39of games did get the most amount of views and it did accumulate
- 39:42to his most accomplished gaming video plug and play consoles.
- 39:45I don't know what it is about this video specifically, but it
- 39:48does just work. It just had the sauce and John
- 39:51was already a pretty saucy guy. A sauce I envy at times, but
- 39:56like that thumbnail. Why was?
- 39:58Spider Man's joystick Dick a joy Dick a game job.
- 40:01At his core, though, plug and play consoles were something
- 40:04everyone born between 1990 and 2005 had a pretty bootleg
- 40:08kinship with. I even had the Scooby-doo plug
- 40:10and play that John showed in the video and the Namco plug and
- 40:14play that John showed in his video and.
- 40:17Those are cool though. I feel like that's just what but
- 40:19that's what things are becoming nowadays, which is so funny.
- 40:22Plug and plays, except it's like, hey, you want to buy like
- 40:24a emulator that can play like PlayStation one games and
- 40:28earlier and just play it in your hand for 50 bucks on the TikTok
- 40:31shop. But you could do that or you
- 40:33could just download all that stuff for free.
- 40:35Emulating games is free. I think it's illegal, but that's
- 40:41why you definitely should not do it guys.
- 40:43I don't know where either of those win.
- 40:44I say all this but the plug and play consoles that he talks
- 40:46about in the thumbnail are only there for the 1st 4 minutes of
- 40:49the video and even then you got the intro taken up like a minute
- 40:52of that. I think plug and play consoles
- 40:53was able to be as high quality as it was because John was just
- 40:57able to go through so many different games and out of those
- 40:59hundreds of games he was able to filter out just a handful that
- 41:02he could actually talk about. Compared to something like Home
- 41:04Alone where he would have to acknowledge every single game
- 41:07even if he had nothing to talk about.
- 41:09What can I say, it seemed like John was making higher quality
- 41:11content. He got more views and money
- 41:13because of it, and in return he was able.
- 41:14To Was he supposed to play every single game?
- 41:15That'd be kind of crazy. Make even higher quality
- 41:17content. John wasn't the first YouTube to
- 41:19take sponsors, but he is one of the first Youtubers I can think
- 41:23of that uses the modern approach the sponsors, which is just the
- 41:26standard this video is sponsored by.
- 41:29And I remember absolutely that John was getting some backlash
- 41:32over this. John what doing sponsors?
- 41:34Really? Why do people feel like he was
- 41:37selling out or something? Tron is free to watch, but
- 41:40here's a list of things that aren't free food.
- 41:43Which in hindsight is crazy. He's not wrong about that.
- 41:45I got to give him credit for that.
- 41:46That's not That is a factual statement.
- 41:47That someone got pushed back for taking sponsors knowing it's
- 41:50more rare now to see someone not take a sponsor for their videos.
- 41:53Dude. Yeah, I mean, like, listen, I
- 41:55don't take sponsors, but it's only because I'm a really good
- 41:57guy and I'm not going to sell out.
- 42:00And also nobody offers them to me.
- 42:02So makes it a little tough to take a sponsor, but I probably
- 42:07wouldn't accept the most sponsorships honestly.
- 42:10Maybe for, you know, maybe for some stuff, cigarettes, I don't
- 42:22know. Do not interpret that as a
- 42:23humble Prag, but this was money to help Jontron produce videos
- 42:26for his channel and you could see that in the quality of his
- 42:29channel. Like what other channel was
- 42:31looking like this in 2014 I don't fucking know.
- 42:34Now Jontron at the time was a part of Maker Studios which was
- 42:36a multi channel network which helped John produce his videos.
- 42:39But in 2014 Maker Studios was bought by the Walt Disney
- 42:43Company for half a billion dollars.
- 42:45To put that into perspective, that is merely an eighth of the
- 42:48money they used to buy Star Wars, which speaking, you know,
- 42:51by 2014, Disney was teasing a new Star Wars movie coming out,
- 42:55The Force Awakens, and in order to.
- 42:57You know, here's my thing. Can we talk about the Force
- 43:01awakens? I feel like we got so fucking
- 43:03everybody got so anti woke on those games that we never really
- 43:06got like the a meaningful criticism.
- 43:08I mean, they kind of sucked the seven and was OK, but the rest
- 43:12of them just constantly didn't really have a kind of, you know,
- 43:14a congruent storyline. But I mean, you know, the
- 43:17prequels were better only for the fact that, like, it kind of
- 43:21made sense. I mean, the regular games was
- 43:23about overthrowing an oppressive government, not political at
- 43:27all. Strange to have MAGA Star Wars
- 43:31fans, though. The prequel was about the
- 43:34destruction of like a democracy. Feels like feels like feels like
- 43:41today. But then the this, the, the,
- 43:44this the sequel trilogy was the same as the regular trilogy,
- 43:50right? Like it was just about
- 43:51overthrowing an oppressive government again.
- 43:53But like they overthrew the oppressive government.
- 43:55I think it would have been so much cooler to be like, hey,
- 43:58let's let's create a new government.
- 44:01It might not have been as entertaining, but I mean, like
- 44:06we had the stable government. We had the overthrow of that
- 44:09government or did the stroudfall of that stable government.
- 44:13We had a stable government and the downfall of it in the
- 44:15prequels, the overthrowing of, you know, unimpressive force in
- 44:19the you know, originals, and now it's time to establish a new
- 44:23thing. It's not sexy, but I feel like
- 44:25that would have made so much more sense and there's something
- 44:27could have been something interesting to look at, but
- 44:29somehow the empire was like more powerful in the pre the sequel
- 44:32trilogy's. I don't really get it.
- 44:35It doesn't make any sense. I feel like they really kind of,
- 44:39I feel like they threw away something that could have
- 44:42potentially been like so interesting and good just for
- 44:45some, like just for like just to be lazy.
- 44:47I think it was just lazy at this to be honest with you honestly.
- 44:51To generate hype for this new movie, they decided to do tie
- 44:54insurance with Youtubers. On the surface, Starrcade can
- 44:57come off as a black sheep compared to Jontron's other
- 44:59videos. By that I just mean that Jon
- 45:01looked scared. Maybe he was right to be
- 45:03nervous. Disney demanded about 32
- 45:05episodes of a series that had him review every single Star
- 45:08Wars game ever made. And.
- 45:10Wow, that's ambitious. Until Starrcade was finished,
- 45:12Jon could not work on Jontron videos.
- 45:15The Starcade that we got was only 9 episodes, but it was way
- 45:18more manageable for John to make.
- 45:20Starcade notably featured a winery.
- 45:22Is that tobuscus? Two of us like Chris O'Neill,
- 45:24Zach Hadle, Markiplier and Ross O'donovan.
- 45:26In hindsight, this cast keeps getting more and more star
- 45:29power. Zach and Ross created TV shows
- 45:31and Markiplier is a fucking director now with a $50 million
- 45:34movie to his name, Starcade. I still haven't seen it.
- 45:37Is it any good? I don't know.
- 45:39A more polished approach from the Jontron apartment that we're
- 45:42used to at this point. And from the looks of it, I
- 45:44think John really liked being in the studio for these videos
- 45:47because by the time you return back to regular Jontron episodes
- 45:50we would be in a full on studio. More on that later.
- 45:52Looking back at Starrcade, it was as good as you make it out
- 45:55to be. A pessimistic viewpoint might
- 45:57look at it as a growing pain John went through and ordered
- 45:59the further up the quality on his main series.
- 46:01And some people didn't want that.
- 46:03They wanted him to be grounded. But at its best, though, this
- 46:05was a love letter to Star Wars and all of the weird shit that
- 46:08it could make. I think what a lot of the
- 46:10appreciation for this series weighs on how much you
- 46:12appreciate Star Wars. I like some of the movies.
- 46:16I like Starcade some. I like the movies.
- 46:19It's hard to man. The new trilogy just fucked it
- 46:22up for me. I don't know.
- 46:22I think that because it was again, it was just like not good
- 46:27in my opinion at least, I guess. Right.
- 46:29But it's just, I'm like one of those people, I guess.
- 46:32I'm like, I'm really only a loyalist stuff that's good.
- 46:36So like Game of Thrones, I cannot watch any of the new
- 46:40stuff that they made. And it sounds like it's great,
- 46:42like House of the Dragon and whatever, it's probably
- 46:45excellent. But the last season, maybe the
- 46:47last couple seasons, but it was so bad because the like the
- 46:52directors of the show wanted to go move on to do Disney stuff.
- 46:55They rushed it to death. It was so bad.
- 46:57Like I just hate the show now. Like I've rewatched it before
- 47:01and it's like, wow, it's incredible.
- 47:02It's a little, it's incredible. It's like honestly an incredible
- 47:05watch. But then it's like, oh, wait,
- 47:07this is so bad. This is like it becomes so bad
- 47:12because of the ending that it's like, I can't watch this
- 47:14anymore. And I really just wish they
- 47:15would fucking remake it, man. Like you guys can you guys can
- 47:19do that. You guys can remake this, this
- 47:21show. Not even we can make the whole
- 47:22thing. Like you guys can make a movie.
- 47:23You guys can redo the other episodes.
- 47:25We got AI now, all right. The only the only proper usage
- 47:28of AI would be to remake the last couple seasons of Game of
- 47:31Thrones in my opinion. Of course, you know what I mean.
- 47:34I don't know, that's something to think about.
- 47:37Regardless, the. It's just fucking sucks though.
- 47:38It really is fucking ass. Now he had Aaron as Darth Vader.
- 47:43Oh my God, the gang grubs don't hate each other.
- 47:46I can have a life again. Just kidding, I'm talking about
- 47:49Jontron. I think the biggest thing people
- 47:51point out in Starcade though is as the episodes progressed they
- 47:54eventually got better. Jon felt way more comfortable in
- 47:57front of the Starcade setting. I think it took a few episodes
- 48:00and a few months before Jon got the major studio heebie jeebies
- 48:04out of him, and once that was gone you got a really enjoyable
- 48:06miniseries out of him. After Starcade, Jon would go
- 48:09back to his main channel and start making main videos again.
- 48:12You know, I haven't seen Andor. I heard it was really good.
- 48:15I just can't watch it, so I don't.
- 48:19Star Wars kind of. Also, this is going to be a
- 48:22spicy take. Mandalorian just not good from
- 48:24the start. I remember watching the first
- 48:26episode and I was just like, oh, this doesn't make sense.
- 48:29Oh, this doesn't make sense. Oh, this doesn't make sense.
- 48:31Oh, nothing made sense. You know, maybe if people yell
- 48:34at me and complain enough about my take on this, I'll, I'll,
- 48:39I'll watch something. I'll watch it with my wife or
- 48:41something. Oh, OK.
- 48:42Well, my balls just got licked. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll, maybe
- 48:45I'll do a review of it on the Robin Dan channel.
- 48:47I don't know. And yeah, but something was a
- 48:50little different. His videos were about movies and
- 48:53not games. Now considering John started out
- 48:55as a gaming channel and focused on primarily games being a well.
- 48:59It makes sense that he would want to make a little bit of a
- 49:00change, you know, There's nothing wrong with wanting to
- 49:03change some of your stuff. Part of the normal boots
- 49:05collective. He felt more distant from that
- 49:07more than usual. And this is probably where you
- 49:10get the biggest divide of Jontron fans.
- 49:12You have the collective of people who appreciate the normal
- 49:15boots era the most and then everyone else.
- 49:17Now rudimentary speaking, it makes sense.
- 49:19People came for the games, they wanted to watch games.
- 49:22I like it more when Jon talks about movies I think.
- 49:24It's more interesting when somebody talks about something
- 49:26that they're interested in, you know?
- 49:28So if like he's moving, oh fuck my balls.
- 49:29If he's, if he's moving on from, if he's moving on, Jesus Christ,
- 49:35if he's moving on from games, I think that could be a good
- 49:37thing. You know this.
- 49:38Is the way he structured his show at this point it was about
- 49:41bits and when you review a short blip games it could be a lot
- 49:44more difficult to find things to point and laugh at.
- 49:46It's why he usually leaned towards the bootleg games as
- 49:48they tended to be much more absurd.
- 49:50And I do think those are much more special, deep down to my
- 49:52heart. And when you look at, I mean,
- 49:53how many old games can you really complain about, you know?
- 49:56Something like food games? It's still a great video but I
- 49:59feel like the bits are clashing with the actual talking of the
- 50:02games. Like the gags.
- 50:03The beginning and the end of the first video were longer than his
- 50:06review of Yoshinoya, whereas John had a lot more margin in a
- 50:08movie review. His bits could be longer but
- 50:10they had the cohesion of a singular property.
- 50:13Another notable thing is that he was on a set which that was
- 50:15another thing where it's like if you're a new viewer you might
- 50:18look at it and say hey that's kind of cool, but if you're an
- 50:20older fan you might not like the set as much.
- 50:22It could just come off as too much and I completely understand
- 50:25why. The camera work in his new set
- 50:27had the function like a multi camera sitcom where although he
- 50:29was talking to you, he couldn't show the back of the couch
- 50:32without breaking the immersion of his room, which was different
- 50:35from how dynamic his apartment felt.
- 50:36And I like that about the apartment more.
- 50:38It's a similar quality that I feel about the AVG in.
- 50:41There's just something about these gaming reviews and being
- 50:43in a room specifically that just feels so much more immersive.
- 50:47I guess I'll be, I'll tell you one thing.
- 50:48I like the angry video Game Nerd stuff at this point.
- 50:53And I, I feel like I felt somewhat similar back then.
- 50:56I, I skip it all. I skip all that gay ash.
- 51:00I skip all this stuff that's like, I don't know, all the, all
- 51:04the theatre shit. I skip it.
- 51:06I, I can't, I can't do it. It's too fucking cringe, you
- 51:08know, I mean, it's just me and I'll, I'm not saying they should
- 51:10change it. I mean, who the fuck am I?
- 51:13I'm just saying I don't resonate with it.
- 51:15I find it fucking, it makes me cringe out a little bit too
- 51:19much. But maybe that's my problem.
- 51:21Maybe that's why I didn't take the risks I should have taken
- 51:23when I was younger, because I was too afraid what other people
- 51:25thought. You know, maybe everybody who
- 51:28finds people cringe like the angry video game nerds, you
- 51:32know, theater nerd stuff. Maybe maybe that's why you're
- 51:37not as successful as you could have been if only you weren't a
- 51:40slave to what people thought about you.
- 51:41You maybe you'd be a little happier, a little healthier.
- 51:44Maybe you would have dated that £350 girl that sucked a good
- 51:48Dick and made really good food, that loved you a lot, but you
- 51:51were too self-conscious. You know what I mean?
- 51:55You know, maybe you would have, maybe you would have wiped up
- 51:58that boy wife FM boy boy wife that would have, they said that
- 52:02they would have, they would throw at you and, you know,
- 52:07sniff your feet. I don't know.
- 52:10I don't know. You know, it's just a lot of
- 52:12that's a lot of philosophical stuff for you all to think
- 52:14about. Yeah, dude, you know what else?
- 52:17For all jokes, I would skip mother, mother fucker mic or
- 52:20whatever. I don't know, not bad, I just
- 52:22didn't like him much. He's not.
- 52:24It's just person, it's opinions based.
- 52:27Being able to see the entire room and be in the entire room
- 52:29just made these reviews. Feel.
- 52:30What are you wedding me for? Don't fucking don't say that.
- 52:32So much more warm. Also, for some reason it took.
- 52:35Him I'm making an advanced level joke I saw.
- 52:38While to figure out the color grading in the studio like his a
- 52:41talking cat video. Why is the color grading so
- 52:44depressing? You're talking about a fucking
- 52:46cat. I'm.
- 52:47Going to be real with you, I never would have ever given a
- 52:49singular fuck about color grading inside of a Jontron
- 52:52show. It's interesting that that's
- 52:54what the is interesting to me. I guess that's just like a very
- 53:01theatre nerd observation of a Jontron.
- 53:05This time there were also these shorter sponsored videos that I
- 53:08feel like I have to mention. Companies would just throw an
- 53:10amount of money at John, an amount of money I don't even
- 53:13want to know the number of. I do John, how much did they
- 53:15give you to do their fuck ass games?
- 53:17Play. How many subscribers did he have
- 53:19then making an entire dedicated video?
- 53:22How? How much money would that be?
- 53:23It's fucking Ubisoft. But yeah, some videos he would
- 53:26just play games like Guns of Icarus and Far Cry Primal.
- 53:29A game then I completely forgot existed.
- 53:31And if not for this video it very well could have been lost a
- 53:34time and again. I can imagine an.
- 53:36I've never played any Far Cry games.
- 53:37How you guys think about? That older fan of John looking
- 53:40at these videos and feeling disconnected, it was very clear
- 53:43John had. It's funny because I feel like
- 53:45nowadays I get it and sometimes you got to do stuff for money.
- 53:48As long as you don't give a dishonest review, I think it's
- 53:49totally fun to do something like that.
- 53:51It could be entertaining. Fuck it man.
- 53:53Different direction than what he initially created.
- 53:55As long as you're not some kind of weird white supremacist, I
- 53:57think it's totally fine. It did for Normal Boots, but I
- 54:00do think there was one more video that served as a proper
- 54:04send off to this era. On the Banjo Kazooie charity
- 54:07fundraiser stream, John claimed that if the stream got $25,000
- 54:11in donations, he would do a cover.
- 54:14A full cover of Katy Perry's firework, you know.
- 54:17Wow, why? Why would that?
- 54:19That sounds like he wants to do that really bad, but he needs an
- 54:22excuse. So it's like, yeah, I got I'll,
- 54:24I'll do this really cringe thing if you make me, you know.
- 54:26Or the one he did at the end of his Dino City video.
- 54:29And that's exactly what happened.
- 54:30They got the money, he did the song.
- 54:32It also featured an entire collaboration of animators that
- 54:35all animated different little Johns.
- 54:38Oh cool. And it does feel like the
- 54:40accumulation of Jon's fan base at this point so far in his
- 54:43career. I also think I've
- 54:45unintentionally listened to this version of Firework more than
- 54:48Katy Perry's version, but. I wouldn't have admitted that,
- 54:50but God bless Kate Cat. Katy Perry is a is a banger for
- 54:54the most part. It was just it happened like
- 54:57going back to some of these animators like Ferg.
- 54:59Who the fuck is Ferg? Ferg.
- 55:00The fuck is Ferg? Are you watching this?
- 55:03What's Fergalicious? Yeah.
- 55:04How did you animate Jon's run with a bulge?
- 55:07Why would you do? Well, I don't think it's with a
- 55:08bulge he that is just, it's like the bulge, you know?
- 55:12Do that. Why would you animate his bulge
- 55:13and then have that bulge thrust in the air with these why not
- 55:16multi animator projects? It's so fascinating to see how
- 55:19many of these guys interpret Jontron.
- 55:21Like why is this Jontron skinny? Why is this Jontron so fat?
- 55:24Or how you see multiple people have the same idea of Jon riding
- 55:27on jocks or just seeing cat fat's animation completely blow
- 55:30everything else out of the fucking water.
- 55:33Like that little snippet. It still leaves me in all every
- 55:35time I see it. So I went to see what Catfat was
- 55:38doing now and he retired from animating, which is sad to see.
- 55:41Why? What is he doing now?
- 55:42Did the animating not like pay enough money or something?
- 55:44Recognize some animators from the gang Grumps animator that
- 55:47they would put on their channel and I wanted to see what they
- 55:49were doing like Steve Dorian, so I looked at his channel and that
- 55:54that he he died it was a. Wow, what the fuck?
- 55:57I was not expecting that. COVID related illness It also
- 56:00doesn't help. That's really bad foreshadowing.
- 56:02Like really fucking bad. Why did John Tron die?
- 56:05What the fuck's happening? So what the fuck am I supposed
- 56:08to do in this game? This is so fucking stupid.
- 56:10I'm scared I and I'm sorry and I'm I'm also, I'm really scared.
- 56:13But it's nice to see these animators live on and display
- 56:16their talent and it's nice to see John display his talent.
- 56:19Even though this was strictly a video for the community, it's
- 56:21his third most viewed video with 37 million views.
- 56:24People just kept re listening to Jontron's firework cover and
- 56:27would do. You make any money on that or is
- 56:29that illegal? Is it illegal for him to make
- 56:32money on that? I don't know.
- 56:33It's not illegal. But you know what?
- 56:35I. Mean time to move on to a new
- 56:36Jontron. Specifically, there were new
- 56:38Youtubers he was collaborating with like.
- 56:40Ethan Clyde, dude. Oh fuck.
- 56:42H3 HD Productions. Yeah, Captain Israel, right?
- 56:47Oh fuck my ass. Ethan and Heila Klein would
- 56:51appear in his videos, Heila as a producer and Ethan as a guy who
- 56:54would show up sometimes. Their channel featured
- 56:56commentary videos about what seemed like anything and
- 56:59everything, and gradually you could see the.
- 57:00Style. That's so cool all.
- 57:02The content influenced John. Why should he just talk about
- 57:04video games and movies? Disney Bootlegs was a great
- 57:07video, but it would be John's last gaming video to this date.
- 57:10But if this was the last gaming video John was going to make, I
- 57:13feel like it was also the most well constructed.
- 57:15All of the games he talked about I felt immersed in the games.
- 57:18I felt like I was playing the games with him, even the ugly
- 57:21ass Elsa games. He spent actually way too much
- 57:24time on those because they made me really uncomfortable.
- 57:27But I think the new stuff he was doing had a liberation to it
- 57:29that I wasn't getting from anything else.
- 57:31What about Jon looking at weird drunk PSA's?
- 57:33That's one of my favorite Jontron videos and.
- 57:35Why, what's What is it that really gets you there?
- 57:38Particularly this moment in Ghoul where Jon does this moment
- 57:41and it just, it hits the right synapses in my brain.
- 57:44Well, there's still second left. This let me check for ghoul.
- 57:47No ghoul, no ghoul on this. This one is false advertising.
- 57:50Why does that work so well? I don't know, but it just does.
- 57:53All in all, the pacing of a video like this just hit the
- 57:55right parts of my brain. Just a punchy, entertaining
- 57:58video. The last video.
- 58:00Watching this video made me realize that I was never as much
- 58:02of A Jontron guy as I thought. I just remember watching some of
- 58:05the stuff and thinking it was good.
- 58:06But this guy is fucking. This is the Jontron guy.
- 58:10I mean, he fucking blows me out of the water here.
- 58:12He would upload in 2016 was Christmas with the cranks.
- 58:17I love cranking it. After this video, John would
- 58:21take another extended break that would take multiple months.
- 58:23But what was John doing around this time?
- 58:26But seriously, you know, it is it is that similar straw man of
- 58:28like, you know, the Jews this the Jews that it's like the
- 58:32white man this the white man that it's like then explain like
- 58:35a Jesus. Christ, it's just fucking in
- 58:37March of 2017, John. What the hell was that about,
- 58:40man? What is this guy, a white
- 58:41supremacist? No way.
- 58:42John would go on an online debate with a streamer named
- 58:45Destiny and just give me a minute.
- 58:48Just. When people, you know, let's say
- 58:50the French see an influx of Islamic migrants who come in and
- 58:55say you don't give us good enough handouts.
- 58:57It it the, the stats don't back you up on I mean, this word
- 59:01racist, this word racist. What does it mean?
- 59:03Come. Outside, throw that fucking
- 59:05body. Come downstairs and throw that
- 59:07block, OK? OK pretty sure Jontron's like
- 59:10from Iran too, so it makes it even funnier that he did this
- 59:13weird white supremacist shit. In March of 2017, Jontron would
- 59:18go on an online debate with a streamer named Destiny.
- 59:20What was your first like debate? It was against the YouTube
- 59:23Jontron. On the stream Jon made a series
- 59:27of statements that made him appear anti immigration.
- 59:30This caused a lot of outrage from a lot of news out.
- 59:33Well, I think the problem is is that the reason I made him feel
- 59:35appear that way is because he was very even though he was a
- 59:39literal immigrant from Iran. I'm pretty sure it is Iran.
- 59:42Let's put The average Jontron fan did not really know what was
- 59:45going on. Not to mention, news outlets are
- 59:48known for blowing things a little out of proportion,
- 59:50especially during a time when publications like BuzzFeed were
- 59:53notorious. It wasn't really that out of
- 59:55proportion. Jontron was a it's a weird white
- 59:58supremacist. I remember watching it.
- 59:59It's for creating artificial outrage.
- 1:00:01Is it Persian? I thought it was Iranian.
- 1:00:04Maybe I got Iran on the brain. Maybe I should start running.
- 1:00:08The joke is I'm fat and Iran sounds like Iran.
- 1:00:12I should have. I saw I have to say Iran.
- 1:00:15The hell says Iran? Dude?
- 1:00:16What am I, some kind of fucking white cock?
- 1:00:20What? Against broad demographics, IE
- 1:00:24white males, straight white males, you don't suck Dick.
- 1:00:28Why do you need a special garment to hold your boobs?
- 1:00:31You don't see us get a special garment to hold our.
- 1:00:33Balls. I got to do, man.
- 1:00:35I get some. I get, I get ball supporting
- 1:00:38boxers. Prisons are Iranian, you know,
- 1:00:43It's so interesting, the Middle East and I don't care.
- 1:00:47Thank you so much. Jontron fans, including myself,
- 1:00:50thought these publications were just making a quick buck and Jon
- 1:00:52probably didn't do anything that wrong.
- 1:00:54The thing is, is that this debate is widely viewed as drama
- 1:00:57to a lot of people, and whenever you do talk about Jontron in a
- 1:01:01Jontron video, people want you to talk about this Destiny
- 1:01:04debate. When I made a video about.
- 1:01:05Well, it kind of makes sense. I feel like it's a pretty big
- 1:01:07part of his life here. About normal Boots, I chose not
- 1:01:10to talk about the Destiny debate because I just didn't want to
- 1:01:13talk about it. I haven't watched the Destiny
- 1:01:15debate because I didn't want to watch it.
- 1:01:17I wanted to talk about. I think you probably should
- 1:01:20though. About the Jontron videos I did
- 1:01:22watch. The main reason being I don't
- 1:01:24want to sit through a 2 hour debate, but deep.
- 1:01:26It's pretty entertaining. Down.
- 1:01:27I knew what the truth was, I just didn't want to hear it.
- 1:01:30If Jon really was saying hateful stuff, then it was going to
- 1:01:33permanently damage my perception of him.
- 1:01:36And if I could just keep the illusion that the funny Internet
- 1:01:39man was the funny Internet man. Besides, you have a moral
- 1:01:41compass, you know racism is bad. Besides.
- 1:01:44Wait, what? I mean how racist really was
- 1:01:47John? The only way John could have
- 1:01:51been more racist in this debate is if he just said the N word.
- 1:01:54Being Irish. Could have been pretty based.
- 1:01:56Just kidding, it'll be bad. Or people not liking the Irish
- 1:01:59or people not liking the Italians doesn't make them not
- 1:02:03white, it just makes them not like I had.
- 1:02:04Perhaps they had some traits that were undesirable.
- 1:02:07I hear the Italian mafia made the rounds.
- 1:02:09Listen, I know, I said. Based on John.
- 1:02:13Just kidding, obviously. Wasn't the best at critical game
- 1:02:16reviews but I didn't know this would seep over into critical
- 1:02:18race theory like. Jeez, that's pretty good.
- 1:02:21That's a pretty good joke. Says John.
- 1:02:23I knew you were in theater, I just didn't know you were
- 1:02:25playing Jared #10 John Area and Jafari more like, what the fuck,
- 1:02:29John? So what is this debate actually
- 1:02:32about? Well, that's the first issue.
- 1:02:35There's no definitive argument from John.
- 1:02:37The clearest statement I could get was.
- 1:02:39I'm simply arguing that it's clear that whites are not
- 1:02:42allowed to speak up against their demographic oblivion.
- 1:02:48I mean, they're not being killed, man, but they're being
- 1:02:51displaced. Well, they're getting displaced
- 1:02:52too. I have no idea the best way I
- 1:02:54can well. It's because there's more brown
- 1:02:55people coming to America and stuff.
- 1:03:01That's it. I just don't really know why
- 1:03:03people care in America. Like here's here's the thing.
- 1:03:08If you're in some kind of other country that's like white, like
- 1:03:12Poland or something and you're like, Oh well, I guess Polish
- 1:03:15people are being displaced. Not even white people, but
- 1:03:17Polish people are being displaced.
- 1:03:19Whatever. I think I could be.
- 1:03:20I think I could just not give a fuck.
- 1:03:23Whatever. Like that's cool, I guess you,
- 1:03:25you do you. But this is America.
- 1:03:27We were founded on a not being white and we were founded on
- 1:03:30like heavy immigration. This is not this is not Poland
- 1:03:36or Italy or whatever other fucking shit ass country.
- 1:03:41I don't care about it. This is America and like, that's
- 1:03:46what's made of such a powerful country.
- 1:03:48So when people complain about that kind of shit, I'm just
- 1:03:50like, oh, I don't care because this is not meaningful to me.
- 1:03:52And it's always like, oh, it's always like fucking Italian
- 1:03:54people or Irish people in America that complain about this
- 1:03:57shit. And it's like, OK, like go back
- 1:04:00to your country. I I like this is your country.
- 1:04:04But if you're going to play this game where you come over here
- 1:04:06and you're like, oh, I want to change everything that has made
- 1:04:08this country great because I'm an upset white boy and I'm a
- 1:04:12bitch. Like, all right, Like what am I
- 1:04:16supposed to? How do you interact with some
- 1:04:19dumb ass fucking shit like that? It's just impossible to.
- 1:04:21Those people are stupid as fuck. Can summarize this debate is
- 1:04:24that Jontron conflates immigration with colonialism,
- 1:04:28yet he undermines the actual colonialism of America.
- 1:04:31In this debate, John targets African Americans, Muslims,
- 1:04:35Mexicans, Irish, Italians, communists, like half of Europe.
- 1:04:39Now, obviously the big bad racism is the big bad racism,
- 1:04:42but Oh my God. Yeah, it's all in America.
- 1:04:44True. John is so fucking annoying in
- 1:04:47this video. He could have been arguing about
- 1:04:49bread and I would have hated him.
- 1:04:51This is the problem when you get condescending, people say fuck
- 1:04:54you, I don't want to listen and that's why you're seeing this
- 1:04:55big push back. I didn't start it.
- 1:04:57I feel like people like you, when they're talking about this,
- 1:04:59they just pretend they get you, gaslight you pretend that the
- 1:05:02last four to eight years didn't fucking.
- 1:05:04Happen. I'm not gaslighting your side.
- 1:05:06Is the definition of to. Give you an idea of how fucking
- 1:05:08stupid this debate is. At one point, John starts naming
- 1:05:115 African countries to prove that he actually knows those
- 1:05:14things about Africa. I don't.
- 1:05:16I couldn't. I couldn't.
- 1:05:19Nigeria. Is that in Africa?
- 1:05:23Haiti. Yeah, it is.
- 1:05:29West Africa. I got it.
- 1:05:30That's two. There's one that's spelled and I
- 1:05:34can't say it because I might sound like a slur.
- 1:05:36Can. You name five countries in
- 1:05:37Africa. Yeah, of course I can name five
- 1:05:40countries in Africa, South Africa, Ethiopia.
- 1:05:43Is South Africa a country? Is South Africa a country?
- 1:05:53I didn't even know that dude. Zimbabwe.
- 1:05:58Nigeria, Zaire. After 30 minutes it literally
- 1:06:01just keeps looping over and over again, John says.
- 1:06:04I don't understand why it's bad for white people to resist their
- 1:06:07own demographic replacement. John starts talking about a
- 1:06:10different minority group, then talks about a different European
- 1:06:13country. Like seriously, UK, France,
- 1:06:15Germany, Slovenia, take your. Why are you guys?
- 1:06:17Why are you guys saying it was that?
- 1:06:18Is that fucking? Why are you making fun of me in
- 1:06:20South Africa? It's the South of Africa.
- 1:06:22That's like saying South America is a country.
- 1:06:24It's not. It's a fucking continent.
- 1:06:26What are we talking about? Why was this?
- 1:06:27Why is this cringe, dude? Why is this cringe?
- 1:06:30None of you even knew this anyway.
- 1:06:31You guys are Larping as if you know about all these other
- 1:06:33countries. Fuck you, dude.
- 1:06:35Shut up, dude. Yeah, South Africa is a whole
- 1:06:37apartheid. Yeah, but I thought that it was
- 1:06:39just like the South of Africa, bro.
- 1:06:41You know, like South America. Although we do call it a United
- 1:06:46States of America. That could also be confusing as
- 1:06:48well. But North America is not a
- 1:06:50fucking country. It's a continent, dude.
- 1:06:54The hell are you talking about? Everyone knows S Africans.
- 1:06:58No you don't, dude. The South Korea country, that's
- 1:07:00different. Those people are like white.
- 1:07:02So I I know what they are. You know what I mean?
- 1:07:09So like, I know what they are, you know?
- 1:07:12Fucking pigs. So what if whites?
- 1:07:13Became the minority, but most brown people assimilated to the
- 1:07:16culture. Would that be OK then?
- 1:07:17Yeah, but if they assimilated, they would enter the gene pool
- 1:07:20eventually and would just, you know, for Christ's sake, it says
- 1:07:24Hitler right here. Then every time destiny offers
- 1:07:27any semblance of a counter, John.
- 1:07:28You didn't know. You didn't know.
- 1:07:29Stop. Stop mocking me dude.
- 1:07:31I'm just goes you just want to argue or the stats don't back
- 1:07:35you up. You're, you're saying, I mean,
- 1:07:37this is just ridiculous that they, they're going to sentence.
- 1:07:43I just, I don't subscribe to that.
- 1:07:46But I mean that. Like does he not just want any
- 1:07:50resistance towards his opinions? Is this how political?
- 1:07:54He's a white supremacist. Streamers are able to debate for
- 1:07:56like 2 fucking hours on a Hassan stream.
- 1:07:58But the worst thing of all is that this debate introduced me
- 1:08:01to Destiny. Nobody should have to know who
- 1:08:03Destiny is. Destiny did a piss poor job at
- 1:08:06countering John and keeps allowing him to suck.
- 1:08:08I don't think that's true. I'm watching it.
- 1:08:10Go around over and over again this is a bottom 10 video ever.
- 1:08:14This and the woman I. Don't think it was that not bad
- 1:08:17from what I remember, I just think that the destiny hates all
- 1:08:19like high right out because it's still not looked out too greatly
- 1:08:25so. Getting hit by the train.
- 1:08:26By the way, a lot of these people come to make money, send
- 1:08:28it back, and then go back. Based.
- 1:08:31They don't come to go back. They do send money back, but
- 1:08:32they don't want to go back. That's just true.
- 1:08:34So they have no long term investment in this country, even
- 1:08:37though you know, apparently. What you have effectively
- 1:08:39described here is trading that. That's trading.
- 1:08:42And well, no, he doesn't start trading.
- 1:08:44I think there's this. I don't know what the statistic
- 1:08:45is. It might be like 10 or 20% of
- 1:08:47the money that like immigrants make, they send back to their
- 1:08:49families of the other country. I don't care.
- 1:08:52I literally don't give a shit. It's not really trading.
- 1:08:54It's just giving. It's just giving money to your
- 1:08:57family. He just happened to not live in
- 1:08:59America, so. Every time something political
- 1:09:02is brought up around him, you can just feel his body tense up
- 1:09:04and he just goes into this autopilot of people don't want
- 1:09:07to have a real conversation about these things.
- 1:09:09And it's also hypocritical to keep saying you want to have an
- 1:09:11honest conversation about race if you don't actually want to
- 1:09:14have an honest conversation about race.
- 1:09:16People like me are supposed to listen to people like you
- 1:09:19chatter on about this. This oppression in America.
- 1:09:22It doesn't exist, dude. It doesn't exist.
- 1:09:24What are you talking? About, he'll say talking points
- 1:09:26with. That is funny though.
- 1:09:27They'll say oppression in America doesn't exist, and then
- 1:09:29they will talk about how white people are actually oppressed
- 1:09:31because their demographic is being shifted.
- 1:09:32Without backing them up. But he believes in them.
- 1:09:35But whenever someone else brings up an article or source, he
- 1:09:38immediately rejects it. And I really do mean
- 1:09:40immediately. Wealthy blacks also commit more
- 1:09:43crime than poor whites. That's not true at all.
- 1:09:46That's a fact. That's not true.
- 1:09:47Jon. Jon, what are you talking about?
- 1:09:48Wait. What?
- 1:09:49Yeah, look it up. I.
- 1:09:50See an article written that says poor white kids are less likely
- 1:09:52to go to prison than rich black kids, but I'm pretty sure.
- 1:09:55This is. That's just some conjecture.
- 1:09:59I love, I love racism. It's so fun.
- 1:10:01On the one hand it's destroying the country, on the other hand
- 1:10:03it makes people into fucking lol cows and that's always fun.
- 1:10:05Really chooses to selectively believe things, which is the
- 1:10:08exact opposite of having a conversation.
- 1:10:11And it has caused so many people to have this uncomfortable
- 1:10:13feeling about this guy. It's not that I knew him or
- 1:10:16anything, but I was susceptible to conflating charisma with
- 1:10:19decency. It's like if you have a really
- 1:10:21heated argument with a friend about politics and from that.
- 1:10:24Yeah, but you got to understand like this is this is like the
- 1:10:26real problem everybody's talking about.
- 1:10:28How like, I don't know, there wasn't enough room for men in
- 1:10:32the Democrat Party or whatever victim complex people want to
- 1:10:35have, which I really don't think it's true in the real world.
- 1:10:38But in the online world, that's a different story.
- 1:10:41These people are terminally online and they're feeling
- 1:10:44frustrated. There's that's that's it.
- 1:10:48And they're online and they're just like consuming slop on
- 1:10:50fucking like 4 Chan and shit. And they're like, wait a minute,
- 1:10:54wait a minute, wait a minute. Black people bad.
- 1:10:56That's it. That's the entirety of these
- 1:10:58people's fucking mentality. That's all it is in general.
- 1:11:01That point on you know neither of you can be 100% with each
- 1:11:04other ever again. But that's also the thing, you
- 1:11:07were never really 100% with that friend because you never had a
- 1:11:10conversation like that. Now whether John's debate was a
- 1:11:13breakdown I can only guess, but he is intensely uncomfortable
- 1:11:16when talking about politics and speaks only through ineffable
- 1:11:18rhetoric. To this day, whenever I watch
- 1:11:20John, there is this slight discomfort where you see this
- 1:11:24guy. Surprised you're still watching
- 1:11:25that guy. You seem like you'd be kind of
- 1:11:26woke and you wouldn't want to consume some fucking white
- 1:11:29supremacist freak anymore, you know what I mean?
- 1:11:32Guys channel where he does such an impeccable job at keeping his
- 1:11:35videos accessible to as many people as possible, then the
- 1:11:38second he is out of this controlled environment he
- 1:11:41immediately alienates as many people as humanly possible.
- 1:11:44You know any of the things in the stream that could be
- 1:11:46considered weird sounding or off putting?
- 1:11:48I probably agree with you that they were, so I hope you don't
- 1:11:51read too much into. It if they were happy with
- 1:11:53Mexico, why would they come to the United?
- 1:11:55States because the better handouts a lot of them were on
- 1:12:00his. Biggest imperfections once being
- 1:12:02editing. Hey, better handouts.
- 1:12:04We love it. Mistakes and poorly executed
- 1:12:06jokes are now replaced with an ugly hatred.
- 1:12:08And also this debate just fucked up a lot of other Jontron
- 1:12:11discourse. Like instead of talking about
- 1:12:12Jon's borderline replacement theory in the debate, they want
- 1:12:15to talk about a Sonic R review from six years ago and call it
- 1:12:18racist and retrospect. Guys, Sonic R isn't about that
- 1:12:22kind of race, That would be Sonic Chronicles the Dark
- 1:12:25Brotherhood. Oh, I like that silly.
- 1:12:27Later, John went on the podcast with.
- 1:12:29Yeah John charm was cancelled while I woke mob.
- 1:12:31True. I wish I want to cancel this
- 1:12:33fuck ass game. Still sitting here exposition
- 1:12:36dump I I'm so sorry. Like, I want to have a stellar
- 1:12:40blade crash out even though it's completely irrelevant and I'm
- 1:12:43going to have a stellar blade crash out because this game is
- 1:12:46fucking such mediocre slop full of the most unskivable, long
- 1:12:52winded, boring cutscenes I've ever seen.
- 1:12:55And that's fine if you like it 'cause it's OK.
- 1:12:58It's mediocre. It's OK if the play's OK.
- 1:13:00It feels sticky to play a little bit.
- 1:13:02It's maybe just to come on my controller from looking at
- 1:13:04fucking big tits, I don't know. But it's just like, it's not
- 1:13:10that good. It's not good enough to like,
- 1:13:12cry about God of War, Lafay Lafay coming out.
- 1:13:15Oh my God, the girl's not hot. This game was so much better.
- 1:13:18This game kind of blows, dude. Entire like unskippable sections
- 1:13:22where you can't use your sword and you have to use this shitty
- 1:13:25fucking gun for it like this. Oh OK.
- 1:13:28Wow, this is inspiring. I'm inspired.
- 1:13:31I'm having so much fun. This game is a slog.
- 1:13:35This game is a fucking slog. And again, if you like it,
- 1:13:38that's fine, but it isn't nowhere near any God of War
- 1:13:41game. If this game didn't have tits in
- 1:13:43it, it would be fucking worthless.
- 1:13:45Frankly. It's just janky and kind of
- 1:13:48like, I don't know, it's like I fart.
- 1:13:51It's like I farted through a, through a fucking dryer sheet
- 1:13:54and it's like, that doesn't smell that bad, you know?
- 1:13:57I mean, you know what I mean? That's pretty much it.
- 1:14:00It's just like, OK, it just exists, you know?
- 1:14:05I just, if you know, if you like the game, like that's cool.
- 1:14:08Uh oh, that wasn't what I wanted to do, Goddamn it, whatever.
- 1:14:11If you like the game, that's cool.
- 1:14:12I just don't understand how people are going to compare this
- 1:14:14to any God of War and complain because that is just completely
- 1:14:17unjustifiable. Completely unjustifiable to to
- 1:14:22complain about any any God of War game past future presence
- 1:14:26and and then point to this as like the fucking representation
- 1:14:32of something amazing. So maybe more solid substance
- 1:14:35maybe, I don't know. With this friend Ethan Klein
- 1:14:39from H3 and at the beginning of the podcast, Ethan addresses the
- 1:14:42oh. Look, I just finished like a 10
- 1:14:45minute cutscene and I got to walk for 35 seconds back into a
- 1:14:50cutscene. OK, sorry, let me get back into.
- 1:14:54This kind of rays that would be Sonic chronicles the dark
- 1:14:58brotherhood. A while later, John went on a
- 1:15:00podcast with his friend Ethan Klein from H3, and at the
- 1:15:02beginning of the podcast, Ethan addresses the elephant in the
- 1:15:05room. And John is just like, I really
- 1:15:07don't want to talk about this. But Ethan kept pressing I.
- 1:15:10Think he had to talk about that? There's no way he's going to be
- 1:15:12on there without that. It sounds like he wanted to use
- 1:15:14Ethan Klein in that moment as a way to, like, refresh his brand
- 1:15:17rather than to be held to task. So he's trying to sacrifice
- 1:15:21Ethan's credibility at the time for to generate his own on a.
- 1:15:24Back outed and at the time people were upset with Ethan, it
- 1:15:27looked like he was using John's controversy to milk drama out of
- 1:15:30him rather than talk to him like a friend.
- 1:15:32And I doubt that. I mean, not at all Like he had a
- 1:15:35controversy. The fact that, like Jontron
- 1:15:37would even expect to be able to go on Ethan's show without
- 1:15:40having to address it is entitled.
- 1:15:45It's completely entitled. Yeah, man.
- 1:15:48I think it would have been kind of ridiculous.
- 1:15:50And it's entitled for him to think he would be able to go on
- 1:15:52there and not have to talk about it.
- 1:15:54What Jontron wanted to do is like, he had this debate where
- 1:15:57he just praised white supremacy with Destiny and he wanted to
- 1:16:00come back and not have to actually address anything on
- 1:16:05Ethan and like, use Ethan's credibility.
- 1:16:08Basically throw away Ethan's credibility and try to generate
- 1:16:10some credibility of his own by moving past it.
- 1:16:14And it was already going to be like a soft, like a softball
- 1:16:16interview anyway. So like, yeah, you have to
- 1:16:19address stuff. So I the fact that people felt
- 1:16:21that way is stupid. Honestly, knowing what I do
- 1:16:24about Ethan now, he very well could have been.
- 1:16:26But The thing is, if you have a friend and there's an
- 1:16:28uncomfortable elephant in the room, it's important.
- 1:16:31What do you know about Ethan now, dude?
- 1:16:33To your friendship to talk about that uncomfortable thing because
- 1:16:35I would. The elephant in the room.
- 1:16:37It's important to your friendship to talk about that
- 1:16:39uncomfortable thing because I would also be asking my good
- 1:16:42friend John why the fuck did he start talking about Gene?
- 1:16:45Pools. I hate what he said, but I still
- 1:16:47love him as a person and as an entertainer.
- 1:16:49I guess that's a timeless question.
- 1:16:51Yeah, well, it's that's been the that's been.
- 1:16:53The talk about Kanye. Through the ages, you know,
- 1:16:56right. But at the same time, I really
- 1:16:58just think that I don't, I just don't want, I really don't want
- 1:17:00to get into. This, and The thing is like, if
- 1:17:01you can't even talk about this from the friend directly across
- 1:17:04from you, who can you talk to this about?
- 1:17:06This effectively ended the last remnants of his normal Boots
- 1:17:09era, departing from the organization shortly after, and
- 1:17:11the fandom that had come to define John felt less like an
- 1:17:14actual fandom and more just like an exchange of engagement.
- 1:17:18This isn't to say John's career went downhill after this, but
- 1:17:21you either had to ignore what John said and watch him more
- 1:17:24objectively, or do listen to what he said and watch him way
- 1:17:27more objectively. You can tell me that I have a
- 1:17:29hard time separating the art from the artist, but from this
- 1:17:32point on I really only wanted to look at John as an artist, you
- 1:17:35know, keep it professional, you know?
- 1:17:36The last thing I want to do is have a drink with him.
- 1:17:38Like sorry man, I just can't fucking stand videos where
- 1:17:41people just go over and over and over again.
- 1:17:43Jontron very much just sounds like someone who consumed.
- 1:17:46Weight. I don't know man, I feel like I
- 1:17:50guess I understand people who talk about the art from the
- 1:17:52artist, but I also feel like that's some just lazy cock shit
- 1:17:56when you say some dumb ass shit like that.
- 1:17:59If you think somebody is like truly morally abhorrent, why
- 1:18:05would you continue to give them attention and money?
- 1:18:10Oh, it's not like there's nothing particularly robust to
- 1:18:14say. I just feel like, what's the
- 1:18:18hell, why would you do that? That just seems silly to me.
- 1:18:21Too much manufactured outrage on the Internet and let it seep
- 1:18:24into their personal beliefs. And it's just fucking like,
- 1:18:29couldn't you just like, eat fucking ice cream or something?
- 1:18:32Listen, I know that it's encouraged to move on from a
- 1:18:34creator to controversy, especially if it's nine years
- 1:18:37old. And if he made an apology
- 1:18:38instead of a statement, this would be an entirely different
- 1:18:41video. At the most, he just says he
- 1:18:43regrets certain things he says. But he said so much shit in that
- 1:18:46video that I have no. He's doubling down but trying to
- 1:18:49make it. He's doubling down, but he's
- 1:18:51like, no, no, I regret some stuff.
- 1:18:53I make it seem like he's not, no.
- 1:18:54Idea what he regrets and what he doesn't regret, because almost
- 1:18:57all of it was just the worst possible thing he could say at
- 1:19:00that time. And as time goes on we would
- 1:19:02find out that attitude has only persisted.
- 1:19:05Now he could have let this incident ruin his career as much
- 1:19:07as he let it, but for the most part it was still separate from
- 1:19:11the rest of his content. And when he did come back, he
- 1:19:14came back with the biggest fucking video of his career.
- 1:19:16Flex Tape is at least one of the top three Jontron videos in my
- 1:19:20my opinion. This actually almost never got
- 1:19:22released because John's standard equality had gone so high to
- 1:19:25this point that I'm not sure he even knew what he wanted from
- 1:19:28his videos. There very well could be a
- 1:19:29backlog of more than serviceable Jontron videos that I would be
- 1:19:32more than content with that I'm probably never going to see.
- 1:19:36The Flex Tape video is. Damn, he's like a really big
- 1:19:38fan. What the fuck?
- 1:19:40Shorter than the average John Tron video clocking a little bit
- 1:19:43over 10 minutes long, but every second of this video has
- 1:19:46something going on. Ever reaction?
- 1:19:48This guy die Billy Mays. Is perfectly.
- 1:19:50Encapsulated. That's not Billy Mays, is it?
- 1:19:53Sorry, I'm thinking of something else.
- 1:19:54Like John is having a conversation with the
- 1:19:56commercials themselves. Phil Swift here for Flex.
- 1:19:59Yeah, that's Phil Swift. My bad guys seal the easy way to
- 1:20:03stop leaks fast. That's a colander, Phil.
- 1:20:05It's supposed to have holes and leaks.
- 1:20:08What you've done is essentially you've made a bowl.
- 1:20:10I think half of the sentences said in this video have become
- 1:20:12Internet trends in one way or another, and I'll tell you why.
- 1:20:15Because like flex tape, it just works.
- 1:20:18It even works underwater. I saw this boat in half.
- 1:20:22No, that's a lot of data. Phil Swift is the most fucking
- 1:20:24magnetic psycho salesman in the world.
- 1:20:27And if you really thought about it.
- 1:20:28This. Hey good for him man, this
- 1:20:29should have been his awakening. Maybe he should have made a
- 1:20:31YouTube channel where he said white supremacist stuff, that'd
- 1:20:33be cool. This.
- 1:20:34Video is nothing more than a 10 minute advertisement for Flex
- 1:20:37Tape. If this video showed up as an
- 1:20:39advertisement for YouTube, I really wouldn't think twice
- 1:20:41about it. As corny as this sounds, the
- 1:20:43video is. Imagine he actually got paid to
- 1:20:45do it to make this video. Jontron was fucking finessing us
- 1:20:49the whole time. Just like flex tape, it's a
- 1:20:51super strong airtight video that grips firmly.
- 1:20:55But I have one question, John, when you.
- 1:20:56I have one question, if you put it inside of your Fleshlight
- 1:20:59would it make it grip harder or would it ruin the sensation?
- 1:21:02Put flex tape on your shower. Why did you turn the shower on
- 1:21:05then put the flex tape? Wouldn't it have been easier to
- 1:21:08just put the flex tape on the shower head and then turn the
- 1:21:10shower on? I don't know what it is about
- 1:21:12this video. Would I call it my favorite
- 1:21:14Jontron video? Probably not, but I could watch
- 1:21:16it. A billion times and not get
- 1:21:17tired of it when this video first came out, it almost got 10
- 1:21:20million views in a month since then it has gotten over 70
- 1:21:24million views. Also, it's just insane to me
- 1:21:27that John can spend thousands of dollars on a video like this and
- 1:21:30look at it just going this one isn't good enough.
- 1:21:33It's not good enough. Just scrap it.
- 1:21:35Just get rid of it. Like how many videos does he
- 1:21:37have like this in the vault like.
- 1:21:38That's interesting. This guy's, this is such an
- 1:21:40interesting video to me because this guy like really loves
- 1:21:44Jontron. Like you could this guy like is
- 1:21:46a huge Jontron fan because right now he's fucking, he's taking
- 1:21:50his Oval testicles into his fucking mouth and he's sucking
- 1:21:52as hard as possible. He's like, how many more
- 1:21:55absolutely magnetic and amazingly beautiful of other
- 1:21:59videos are there that Jontron has simply not released because
- 1:22:02he's so self-conscious, because even though everything he's ever
- 1:22:06done is so high quality, he's nervous it's not high quality
- 1:22:09enough. He's like, oh, maybe has an
- 1:22:12interesting thought that could be true.
- 1:22:14This guy, this guy like I feel like this guy might actually
- 1:22:17have like a Jontron. He might be the leader of like a
- 1:22:20Jontron like club. So interesting to me.
- 1:22:23Yeah, sure. Are they probably unfinished?
- 1:22:25A few touch ups couldn't hurt, right?
- 1:22:27So how did John carry on this momentum while he uploaded
- 1:22:30videos from September all the way to December and then
- 1:22:33proceeded not to upload for almost a year when he were good
- 1:22:36for him turned it was a sequel to his Flex Tape video.
- 1:22:39He's trotting all over the screen.
- 1:22:40Video and this time it actually was just an ad and also it was a
- 1:22:4320 minute ad. But look we got a new intro
- 1:22:45animated by Studio Yada and also another set that will definitely
- 1:22:49be used for a long time. I think a video like this really
- 1:22:51kick started John's commentary era and serves as the link
- 1:22:54between angry video game reviews and YouTube commentary that you
- 1:22:58see now. Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull
- 1:22:59Vodka workplace safety. These are some of my favorite
- 1:23:02Jontron videos. And instead of taking massive
- 1:23:04multi month breaks, John actually uploaded other things
- 1:23:08that weren't just the Jontron show.
- 1:23:10In a way, this provided a creative spike that I hadn't
- 1:23:12seen since his oldest era, which I think says more about 2017
- 1:23:15YouTube than anything else. It seemed like so many creators
- 1:23:17could upload anything and get millions of views even when
- 1:23:20uploading his own version. Well, somebody likes somebody,
- 1:23:22they're probably a lot more likely to watch the shit that
- 1:23:24they produce. And of the Ricky Gervais Show,
- 1:23:25now a bunch of episodes were classified as Jontron, including
- 1:23:29Johnny New English, where John goes to New Hampshire and things
- 1:23:32happen. But it's videos like this that I
- 1:23:33feel like brought new life into his channel.
- 1:23:36Some videos like architecture tier list hey I could pass on
- 1:23:38but there were some choices he did that I enjoyed.
- 1:23:41You didn't like the architecture tier list.
- 1:23:43I'm actually like, I'm ironically surprised because
- 1:23:45you're you're such, you're very heavily maybe even over analysis
- 1:23:50in some instances. I thought you would have liked
- 1:23:52something like that. Wait, like how he incorporated
- 1:23:54more of his staff into his videos as opposed to just kind
- 1:23:57of being in a room by himself? Nice dude.
- 1:23:59Yeah, stroke it. Stroke that stuff.
- 1:24:01Being constricted to a singular set and being able to kind of
- 1:24:03move around in a studio. Now, you could still tell when a
- 1:24:05video was like a main Jontron video.
- 1:24:08And by that I mean he was reacting to something real.
- 1:24:11Story of the pilgrims. Well, that's a side John, but
- 1:24:13goop, ghosts, weapons goop, now that's a main John.
- 1:24:17Now, the second Goop video has a little bit more context to it
- 1:24:19because that's where we entered John's quarantine era because of
- 1:24:22a certain virus going around unprecedented times.
- 1:24:26And by all means I would classify this as a new era, but
- 1:24:29stylistically the videos felt the same to me.
- 1:24:32He was constricted to filming just from a single angle, but
- 1:24:35there was a simplicity to it. He had to improvise and as we
- 1:24:38know, John is good at improvising improv comedy.
- 1:24:41This includes one of my favorite back-to-back videos, Kid Nation,
- 1:24:44and the Kid Nation interview with Jimmy.
- 1:24:46Now I was never going to watch this show, but having someone
- 1:24:49react to it in such a proper way just felt so satisfying.
- 1:24:53And particularly this one moment he has that just perfectly
- 1:24:56summarizes the feeling this show gives.
- 1:24:58And I have no idea how the fuck he found any of the Kid Nation
- 1:25:01children, let alone Jimmy the court.
- 1:25:03I don't even know what the fuck kid nation is that.
- 1:25:05What are we even talking about? I remember POD to the use of the
- 1:25:08nation. Let's see.
- 1:25:12OK, I've never heard of this before.
- 1:25:15Oh, OK. Teen ever was.
- 1:25:17Americans was a child survivor. Pretty short lived, but I liked
- 1:25:20it. And somehow John returned to a
- 1:25:22completely different set. Like how many sets has this guy
- 1:25:25cycled through I think. This.
- 1:25:26I don't know man, I guess maybe he has maybe his girlfriend or
- 1:25:29something, really likes to change it up.
- 1:25:30Who the fuck knows at this point.
- 1:25:32This is 7th at this point. What the fuck John?
- 1:25:34One day, completely out of the blue, John just started posting
- 1:25:37anti vax tweets or some sort of the fucking Schrodinger's anti
- 1:25:41vax because it was really tweets about questioning the science,
- 1:25:44whatever the fuck that means. That means he's a full blown
- 1:25:47MAGA conspiracy theory conservative, but he has no
- 1:25:50actual brain left. I don't know what point he was
- 1:25:53trying to make and his rebuttals included.
- 1:25:55Erm, your profile picture looks weird.
- 1:25:56Or erm, I have more followers than you.
- 1:25:59After this whole spill on Twitter, John resolved it by
- 1:26:01just saying I'm not saying you shouldn't get the vaccine or
- 1:26:04that it's unsafe. OK, if that's what you're not
- 1:26:06saying, I still have no idea what you are trying to say.
- 1:26:09And if he's trying to say not to blindly trust everything you
- 1:26:12see, he's doing exactly that by just showing this barrage of
- 1:26:15articles, some of which are from 2011.
- 1:26:18Like it just proves to me since he debated 4 years ago he's done
- 1:26:21absolutely nothing to change about the way he talks about
- 1:26:23social issues. He still blindly believes
- 1:26:26everything he wants. He's a fucking MAGA cultist
- 1:26:28dude. Like are you understanding this?
- 1:26:30What the fuck? To believe, but the second
- 1:26:32anyone has any sort of opposition to him he immediately
- 1:26:35flips the fuck out. And again, taking away anything
- 1:26:37political. Just trying to talk to someone
- 1:26:39like that is fucking insufferable.
- 1:26:41But this just proves people will believe.
- 1:26:43I'm so surprised. That was a weird, like, snorted.
- 1:26:45I'm so, so surprised if, like, this guy is somebody who would
- 1:26:48go much harder on like a white supremacist and he's simply not.
- 1:26:54But maybe I just had like a weird expectation on this person
- 1:26:59based on the way he looked. Maybe, maybe, maybe that's my
- 1:27:04fault, guys. Leave what anyone says to them.
- 1:27:06They don't. They don't bother to do the
- 1:27:08research. I mean think first.
- 1:27:10Don't just believe what anyone tells.
- 1:27:12Listen, fool me. He's in denial.
- 1:27:14He might be. That might be what it is.
- 1:27:15I mean he seems to really love Jontron so I wouldn't doubt.
- 1:27:19It nice but I'm not mad at John because of what he posted.
- 1:27:22I'm mad at John because he has an entire company depending on
- 1:27:25him and he does shit like this. Like, imagine you're a former
- 1:27:28Jontron employee trying to get into another production company.
- 1:27:31And when they look up your resume, they see who Jontron is,
- 1:27:34and they find these tweets. All I'm saying is that if
- 1:27:37there's someone that's not going to have a conversation about
- 1:27:39this, it's probably employers, They're just going to say no.
- 1:27:42And considering John's crew has fluctuated and recently shrunken
- 1:27:45down, this could be a very real possibility.
- 1:27:48And it also showed me that the four years from his debate to
- 1:27:50these tweets just showed he had no growth at all.
- 1:27:54And again, at least with the debate he did with Destiny, that
- 1:27:56was caused because he had a conversation on a podcast with
- 1:27:58someone else. But here on Twitter, absolutely
- 1:28:01nothing prompted this at all. And again, it's just like, you
- 1:28:04see stuff like this and you see the guy in the videos and it
- 1:28:07just, it doesn't feel like the same person and your brain tries
- 1:28:10to block out the fact that they're the same person.
- 1:28:13And honestly, this is going to be kind of a cop out for the
- 1:28:15rest of Jon's content. But anything after Kid Nation,
- 1:28:17anything after those tweets just kind of become a blur to me.
- 1:28:20There's still some Jontron Jontron videos, like the Steven
- 1:28:23Seagal video. However, as the content
- 1:28:25continued, it gradually felt less like the Jontron that I
- 1:28:29came to watch. It's just small things, like
- 1:28:31after a certain point he replaced the dash in his video
- 1:28:34titles with this divider. At least I think.
- 1:28:36Whoa, that's I think when things got really crazy.
- 1:28:38What the fuck was he reacting to The oh shameless dating show.
- 1:28:43Wow, I. Think that's what the symbols
- 1:28:45called. I tried to look it up on Google
- 1:28:47and I got this instead. So thanks Google, your AI is
- 1:28:50absolutely worth the mass famine.
- 1:28:52He also added this border in his videos which just felt off
- 1:28:55putting. And listen, I'm not going to
- 1:28:56tell you John's views are bad. He seems like some fairly
- 1:28:59pedantic criticism considering everything else.
- 1:29:02And by any means his least viewed video from this era is
- 1:29:05still more views than my most viewed video because again,
- 1:29:08levels to this shit. But compare these views to these
- 1:29:11views and mind you, the comments section in these videos from
- 1:29:15over 10 years ago, they're still active.
- 1:29:17Also, I think the camera is the biggest visual metaphor for
- 1:29:19Jontron's content. In the early era anything went.
- 1:29:22Seasons 2 camera was dynamic yet professional feeling.
- 1:29:25It expressed the most from John. Like during this set, the camera
- 1:29:27seemed to move a lot more and as it progressed it stayed in one
- 1:29:30handheld position with the occasional Lynn zoom and then
- 1:29:33boom, tripod. I feel like that handheld camera
- 1:29:35did so much to separate John from other reviewers as well.
- 1:29:38It was his greatest strength visually and helped him make the
- 1:29:40video so alive in a way that no one else really did.
- 1:29:43Is he? Wearing a beer shirt?
- 1:29:44What the fuck? And to this day, and although
- 1:29:46John always had a script, it just feels like he's reading
- 1:29:49straight from a teleprompter now.
- 1:29:50Or when he does a voice over, they just have his camera in the
- 1:29:52corner with a little yellow border for some reason, which
- 1:29:55just it looks wrong. Listen.
- 1:29:56Well, I think he's writing a little bit of the reaction out
- 1:29:58of there, so it's all good. It's just very interesting the
- 1:30:02criticism you have with John. I mean, he criticized him for
- 1:30:05being a white supremacist. It just feels wishy washy.
- 1:30:08It's like, OK, cool. I thought you would have ended
- 1:30:10with that. But instead we got like the hey,
- 1:30:13that was the thing that happened.
- 1:30:14And you know what I don't like about John is fucking dashes and
- 1:30:19the colours he uses. I don't like those colours.
- 1:30:22OK, that's pretty cool. I understand if John was slowing
- 1:30:26down the machine and he wanted to streamline his process a
- 1:30:28little bit more, but it just, yeah, this doesn't feel like
- 1:30:31John. I think it's telling.
- 1:30:33That's what I'm saying dude. It doesn't feel like John
- 1:30:34anymore. We need more of the racism.
- 1:30:37I think that I'm a lot more willing to watch his shitty.
- 1:30:39Need more racism and more unskippable cutscenes in this
- 1:30:41fuck ass game. Double O 7 review from 2010 then
- 1:30:44is really cleanly produced video about Teemo items.
- 1:30:47The best way I can describe these new videos is that he's
- 1:30:50talking to someone. It's just not me.
- 1:30:52I hate to do this with John more than any other YouTube.
- 1:30:55It's parasocial as shit, but I want to look deeper into this.
- 1:30:59The biggest reason, I think, is his longtime producer Sergio
- 1:31:01Torres seemingly departed from the show.
- 1:31:03And I feel like he was an integral aspect of Jontron since
- 1:31:07he moved to New York. And really the deeper question I
- 1:31:09have is about. You really know a lot of lore
- 1:31:11about this guy, holy fuck. This management company Makers
- 1:31:14First who was founded in 2024 but a seemingly gone back and
- 1:31:17updated every video after 2016 with Jon Jon's business e-mail.
- 1:31:21I can barely find anything about Makers First.
- 1:31:23All of them. Did you pay somebody to do that,
- 1:31:25you think? Their website is still under
- 1:31:27construction I guess. They don't seem to be a very
- 1:31:29large company and their main priority doesn't seem to be
- 1:31:32John, but rather a channel named Kalis who between 3 channels has
- 1:31:36a combined 50 million subscribers.
- 1:31:39What the fuck? I was like, oh, who the fuck is
- 1:31:41Kalis? OK.
- 1:31:42What I'm basically saying is that I think the management
- 1:31:44company is focusing a lot more of their resources on the 50
- 1:31:47million channel project rather than Jontron 6,000,000
- 1:31:49subscribers because again, there's levels to this shit.
- 1:31:52I guess so. Jontron also doesn't really seem
- 1:31:54like he posts very often. This is an overanalyzation, do
- 1:31:58not take what I am saying is fat, but I have been on YouTube
- 1:32:00long enough to have some sort of theory about Jon's content and
- 1:32:03really it's not that exciting. Basically, I feel like Jon just
- 1:32:06wanted to have is. That Shawn Michaels.
- 1:32:07Life outside of YouTube and the previous Jontron videos, as
- 1:32:10great as they were, just took up all of his time.
- 1:32:14Cool theory, man. Yeah, I think he just got tired
- 1:32:16of it. And also he's a white
- 1:32:17supremacist and got negative attention and that really pushed
- 1:32:19him away from wanting to make content too.
- 1:32:21Even if he wanted to make those and he's rich kinds of videos
- 1:32:23still, they were just too time consuming for him.
- 1:32:25So when he joined. I doubt it.
- 1:32:27The company like makers first I assume it was with the intent to
- 1:32:30delegate video making responsibility, but I think the
- 1:32:33catch is that so much of their attention is focused on careless
- 1:32:35or other content creators. Which in return I think a lot of
- 1:32:38the decisions they made towards John's channel wasn't really
- 1:32:42with 100% attention. But with something like the
- 1:32:44Teamu video, it feels really low energy.
- 1:32:46Like surprisingly low. Like the video is clearly edited
- 1:32:49by someone that isn't John. If it was something that was
- 1:32:52time consuming, why wouldn't he just put out one video every
- 1:32:54like 2 months then? You know what I mean?
- 1:32:56Like I think it's just, I think he just doesn't give a fuck
- 1:32:59about YouTube anymore because he made like a ton of money and he
- 1:33:01doesn't want to do any things anymore and he knows that he's a
- 1:33:03white supremacist and doesn't feel like making stuff into the
- 1:33:07atmosphere. He probably just donates his
- 1:33:08money to Trump or something at this point.
- 1:33:11And All in all, these videos just have this air of fatigue in
- 1:33:14them. Nice 10 out of 10.
- 1:33:17And you know what's more likely? Maybe he just doesn't have it in
- 1:33:19him anymore. Maybe he just doesn't really
- 1:33:20have it in him. You know?
- 1:33:22He's just like, yeah, it's not me anymore.
- 1:33:24He doesn't got it, you know. 10 What do you want me to say about
- 1:33:27this? And the last thing I want to be
- 1:33:29is one of those people where it's like, oh, John.
- 1:33:31So now he doesn't make the videos like they used to
- 1:33:33anymore. I completely understand and if
- 1:33:36he never makes a video like the ones he did 10 years ago, I feel
- 1:33:39like this management company is really controlling.
- 1:33:41But I have also seen what happens to John when he is not
- 1:33:44under a lot of control. Listen As appetizing as the
- 1:33:47Jontron podcast might be, you and I both.
- 1:33:49Well, it doesn't seem very controlling if they haven't
- 1:33:50really been able to make them put anything out in any
- 1:33:52meaningful capacity. Both know that this show could
- 1:33:54never ever be broadcasted live. Even Gingrim's knew when to edit
- 1:33:57John and at the time of recording, Jontron has been gone
- 1:34:00for about a year and a half now, which I think this has a lot
- 1:34:03more to do with the fact that he has had a literal a child.
- 1:34:06Wait a minute, a child, then that means my man.
- 1:34:12I'm not going to look deeper into this, but it it's.
- 1:34:15Just weird. Just feels like someone is being
- 1:34:17handsy with John's content that isn't John, if you know what I
- 1:34:20mean. I don't, I don't, I think
- 1:34:21you're, you get like conspiracy theories going on in your brain
- 1:34:24or something. Don't think it's that deep.
- 1:34:26The best way I can describe the relation between Makers First
- 1:34:29and John Tron is that it feels very binding but not very
- 1:34:32attentive. And it's not the first time I
- 1:34:34would see an angry reviewer get that sort of treatment from
- 1:34:36their management company. Well, I guess that was someone's
- 1:34:39life's work put into a video. Really.
- 1:34:40John never came off to me as an influential channel as much as
- 1:34:43he took the will and dipped it in gold.
- 1:34:45If there was any influence of John, it wasn't from his content
- 1:34:48creation, but rather his ability to set trends.
- 1:34:50To this day, it's unbelievable how much his growth just felt so
- 1:34:54exponential and it was unbelievable.
- 1:34:57And it's still hard to fathom someone being able to scale like
- 1:35:00that in such a short amount of time from the day he made those
- 1:35:02weird vaccine tweets. I think part of it's just like
- 1:35:05you kind of get him on the ground floor of YouTube and then
- 1:35:07a lot of people were able to get bumped, like bumped just because
- 1:35:09of that. Not that he wasn't entertaining.
- 1:35:11I mean, obviously I watched his stuff.
- 1:35:12It's just, I think it's part of it.
- 1:35:13It's the now not much has happened but take that same
- 1:35:16amount of time and apply it to his first video and Fast forward
- 1:35:19from there. What you would have is a man
- 1:35:21talking with Disney about making a Star Wars themed show.
- 1:35:25It's too late for me nowadays though.
- 1:35:27With how algorithmically focused people are with YouTube, it
- 1:35:30feels necessary to mention this. The number one thing that will
- 1:35:32get you views is making good content.
- 1:35:35Stuff that people can come back to over 10 years later and get
- 1:35:37the same amount of enjoyment from it after doing YouTube for
- 1:35:40three years. Maybe.
- 1:35:41I feel like at this point it's like the reactive meta.
- 1:35:45It's probably, I mean, maybe not, maybe people are getting
- 1:35:47sick of that stuff. I don't know.
- 1:35:48Who knows That's. Still a goal I strive towards,
- 1:35:50and suffice to say, some people find their footing easier than
- 1:35:53others. Like look at me man, I should be
- 1:35:55in a gaming duo, cracking jokes, riffing about the game I'm
- 1:35:58playing. But no, I got to overanalyze my
- 1:36:01childhood because the real world sucks.
- 1:36:04Man, I guess you could do both right I suppose.
- 1:36:09But if I can look at John as a creator, he was a damn good one
- 1:36:12and someone I still think about to this day.
- 1:36:14And knowing my luck, he might fucking release something the
- 1:36:16day this comes out and a lot of the things I say become
- 1:36:19irrelevant. But I also assume he's taking
- 1:36:21care of his own flesh and blood. You know, giving that whole
- 1:36:23undivided attention to. And grooming his kid into
- 1:36:26thinking that non white people are bad.
- 1:36:28All that fun stuff. But I think everyone has a
- 1:36:30different experience with John in one way or another.
- 1:36:33Whether you were an early normal Boots adopter or a Flex tape
- 1:36:36Finder. He was an important channel, The
- 1:36:37Manny. Also, I feel obligated to say
- 1:36:39this, someone by the name of Ali Starla also made a pretty long
- 1:36:43retrospective on Jontron which I normally wouldn't bring up
- 1:36:46except for the fact they name dropped me as an inspiration.
- 1:36:49Whoa, that's fun. Nice.
- 1:36:51And I already wrote this video. With these YouTube
- 1:36:55retrospectives, it's very natural for the same Youtubers
- 1:36:57to get mentioned, sometimes within the same 24 hour span.
- 1:37:00But if you think I missed something you want to see
- 1:37:02someone else's perspective on Jontron, look in the
- 1:37:04description. I put the video there.
- 1:37:06And in case you're wondering, no, I didn't watch all of the
- 1:37:08boy in the band videos because that would have sucked.
- 1:37:11I don't want to sit through that many reason tutorials.
- 1:37:13Here's the final drum and based seven day song.
- 1:37:18If I'm being honest, too, I didn't sit through some of those
- 1:37:20newer Jontron videos. I mostly just kind of watched
- 1:37:23the older ones. Speaking of, how did I end my
- 1:37:25Boina Band video? I I plugged my Twitch, didn't I?
- 1:37:28Yeah, that's exactly what I did. Yeah.
- 1:37:30The Twitch that I very much still use.
- 1:37:32Yep. Yeah, that's what I did.
- 1:37:34Oh, I'm assuming this is not the what this guy does full time or
- 1:37:40something. I mean, maybe he could, I don't
- 1:37:42know. I wonder if Jontron's still
- 1:37:44tweeting. Good question, man.
- 1:37:46I like that question. All right, That was certainly an
- 1:37:54interesting video. I don't think Jontron Sweeting
- 1:37:58anymore. I don't know if he has a fucking
- 1:38:00age. Yeah, I think that's it, man.
- 1:38:05All right, Cool beans, Pizza. Bye.