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290: Seeking Sister Wife - It's Just Papers, Right? (S6 E7-8) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: So last week, as many of you know, we weren't
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Speaker 1: here because we canceled last week Delia was not feeling
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Speaker 1: well after her surgery. So just a brief recap of
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Speaker 1: episode six, No sorry, Episode seven, which was titled have
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Speaker 1: to Choose between My two wives. I'll just go like
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Speaker 1: one by one by the couples that we saw last week.
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Speaker 1: So we had Billy Jean and Reese who went and
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Speaker 1: saw their lesbian friends Tia and Ashley, who apparently were
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Speaker 1: like their first egg donors. When Billy Jean and Reese
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Speaker 1: had their twin babies, and now they're offering to be
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Speaker 1: their surrogates for more babies, so that way they don't
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Speaker 1: have to go and hunt for more sister wives, and
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Speaker 1: Reese could just like not have to date anybody else
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Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to do it. But Billy Jean
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Speaker 1: is like, no, I still want to find a sister wife,
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Speaker 1: Like I still want a hair them, so like, I
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Speaker 1: still want you to go pimp yourself out and find
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Speaker 1: some women. And Reese's like, okay, fine, if that's what
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Speaker 1: you want. But I just thought it was interesting that
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Speaker 1: they had these friends that like already like donated their
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Speaker 1: eggs they could have kids, and like are offering actively
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Speaker 1: offering to be their surrogates for more children, So like,
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Speaker 1: why do you need to find another sister wife. I
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Speaker 1: don't understand their motivations. I don't understand Billy Jean's motivations specifically,
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Speaker 1: Like she's very weird to me. But we'll get to
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Speaker 1: that in this week's episode. Also last week we saw
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Speaker 1: the Merryfields. Oh god, these people. Danielle especially, like, I
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Speaker 1: can't she's so freaking dumb. I'm sorry, but she's so dumb.
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Speaker 1: But we have Lorena taking English three times a week.
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Speaker 1: We have the ninety day deadline coming up. They wanted
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Speaker 1: to have a big wedding, but they can't because they
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Speaker 1: don't have time to plan for a big wedding, So
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Speaker 1: they're just going to do a courthouse wedding. But before
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Speaker 1: they have to do that, before they have to get married,
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Speaker 1: we need a prenup obviously, because apparently we learned last
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Speaker 1: week that nothing is in Danielle's name, Like the business
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Speaker 1: that Gark has with Danielle's brother is just in his name.
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Speaker 1: The house that they have is just in his name,
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Speaker 1: like the cars and stuff that they have just in
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Speaker 1: his name. So Danielle has nothing, and she's legally divorced
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Speaker 1: from this guy. Like how stupid? How dumb can you be?
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Speaker 1: I don't understand. So they need to have a prenup
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Speaker 1: obviously to protect Danielle and also her brother in the
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Speaker 1: business that he has with Garrick, and also Danielle and
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Speaker 1: Garrick's children. But Danielle and Garrek are so fucking dumb
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Speaker 1: that they didn't think that it would take such a
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Speaker 1: long time to like do the prenup process, and they
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Speaker 1: didn't realize that they would need to have like an
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Speaker 1: interpreter who speaks Portuguese so that way Lorena could actually
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Speaker 1: understand the legal language of this prenup that she is signing.
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Speaker 1: So like, they didn't know that they had to get
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Speaker 1: all that, and they didn't know that they had to
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Speaker 1: get it done like before they decided to get married,
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Speaker 1: so they thought they could just all they could do
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Speaker 1: all of that like one day, even though they have
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Speaker 1: a ninety day K one visa process, Like they had
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Speaker 1: all this time to figure it out, and they literally
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Speaker 1: didn't do it until the last minute because they're dumb.
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Speaker 1: I just like couldn't believe that. So that's where we
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Speaker 1: left off last week. And Garrick the title of that
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Speaker 1: episode last week was Grek saying like, I don't want
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Speaker 1: to have to choose between my two wives. And I'm like,
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Speaker 1: what do you mean, because obviously Gerrek would choose Lorena, right,
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Speaker 1: Like that's what that's the subtext, right. I don't think
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Speaker 1: he wants Danielle. I think he hates her. I think
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Speaker 1: he wants these Brazilian women and he's just happy that
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Speaker 1: Daniel's going along with it. And Danielle's so dumb. She's like,
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Speaker 1: I'm worried about it. I gotta make sure I'm protected. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: no shit, you're gonna make sure your kids are protected actually,
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Speaker 1: because they're the ones that are going to be affected
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Speaker 1: the most. But I digress. Also, last week we had
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Speaker 1: Danny and Yessel. Yes, Sol left for work, so he's
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Speaker 1: been gone for like a month. Danny went to dinner
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Speaker 1: with Jackie, who is Yessel's side piece, and she finally
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Speaker 1: had the discussion with Jackie about how she does not
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Speaker 1: want her to carry Yessel's biological child because that's her boundary.
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Speaker 1: She wants her to respect her boundary. But apparently Danny
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Speaker 1: is like open to a donor, Like she mentioned that
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Speaker 1: last week, And I'm like, what are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: So you don't want another woman to have Yessel's biological child,
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Speaker 1: but you're willing to have like a donor, Like what
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Speaker 1: do you mean, like a surrogate or like you want
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Speaker 1: to have IV. I've like, I don't know. She makes
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Speaker 1: no sense. But during this conversation with Jackie, Jackie was pissed.
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Speaker 1: Jackie felt completely blindsided. She felt betrayed. She felt like
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Speaker 1: she was let on because they should have had this
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Speaker 1: discussion with her earlier on in a relationship before she
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Speaker 1: got established. She felt like it was unfair of Danny
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Speaker 1: to even have this boundary to begin with, and she
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Speaker 1: felt like it was unfair to Yessel as well, because
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Speaker 1: he wants to have more children, and unfair to Jackie
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Speaker 1: because Jackie wants to have more kids too, and she
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Speaker 1: thought that she could have Yessel's babies. So Jackie straight
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Speaker 1: up broke things off with Danny and Yessel last week.
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Speaker 1: And I think this is what Danny wanted the whole
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Speaker 1: entire time. I feel like this was Danny's master plan,
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Speaker 1: because I don't think Danny wants this arrangement whatsoever, and
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Speaker 1: I think she hates it. I think she's uncomfortable with it.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, that was where we left off last week
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Speaker 1: with Danny and Yessel, and then last week. Last couple
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Speaker 1: that we had last week was the Davis family and
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Speaker 1: this is where we had all of the girls giving
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Speaker 1: Nick their boudoir calendar that they had made for him,
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Speaker 1: and they made him breakfast in bed. Like this dude
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Speaker 1: is living the high life. Like literally, he is unemployed,
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Speaker 1: he doesn't drive, he probably smokes weed all day, and
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Speaker 1: he's a philosopher and he has three women making him
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Speaker 1: breakfast in bed and giving him a boudoir calendar of
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Speaker 1: their booties and boobies and he's just like living his
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Speaker 1: best life. But once he gets this calendar, it turns
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Speaker 1: into another conversation about how Teresa's insecure and you know,
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Speaker 1: she doesn't know where she fits in the family, and
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Speaker 1: she's got a lot of negative self talk, which is
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Speaker 1: bringing a lot of negativity in the family in general.
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Speaker 1: And I think, I think what we're trying to get
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Speaker 1: at here is that the Davises, like Nick, April, and
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Speaker 1: Jenny are kind of turned off by Teresa and her
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Speaker 1: neediness and how insecure she is and how she just
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Speaker 1: doesn't have like a really strong sense of self, which
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Speaker 1: is fine, but I'm also like, then kick her out though,
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Speaker 1: because she's very obviously like super into Nick. She wants
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Speaker 1: to change her last name. She brings that up again
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Speaker 1: last week. She also wants to get all of them
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Speaker 1: tattooed on her thigh or something, which is wild, and
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Speaker 1: they're like, we've only known you for like six months.
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Speaker 1: That's a little forward, so maybe let's not do that,
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Speaker 1: and Teresa's like, maybe I should. So that's where we
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Speaker 1: left off last week. So this week, catching up Episode eight.
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Speaker 1: It's just papers right. Oh my god, Danielle Maryfield, I
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Speaker 1: can't we start with the Maryfields so again last week
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Speaker 1: we had the whole prenup fiasco. This week, apparently they
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Speaker 1: were able to get a prenup signed. They had to
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Speaker 1: call a couple different lawyers because the one that they
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Speaker 1: were working with last time wasn't a certified translator, so
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Speaker 1: that they found one that was, and allegedly Lorena understands
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Speaker 1: all of the terms and conditions of the prenup, which
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Speaker 1: I'm just like, I feel a little suss about that.
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Speaker 1: I wonder how much she actually understands, because I feel
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Speaker 1: like Danielle, especially like doesn't want Lorena to understand every
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Speaker 1: I feel like Danielle's trying to undermine everything that Lorena does,
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Speaker 1: because even last week and this week you have these
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Speaker 1: little comments from Danielle about how Lorena doesn't do her
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Speaker 1: chores the right way, how she folds towels weird, and
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Speaker 1: she empties the dishwasher in a weird way, and it's
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Speaker 1: just like an adjustment having to live with someone else
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Speaker 1: that does things differently than me. Like Danielle strikes me
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Speaker 1: as somebody who's very critical and obviously, just like Danny
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Speaker 1: from Danny and Yell Sol, Danielle Maryfield doesn't really want
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Speaker 1: this situation. She's just doing it to keep her husband
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Speaker 1: happy for some reason, because she doesn't want to lose him.
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know what is great
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Speaker 1: about Garrick Maryfield. He's such a weirdo to me. But
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Speaker 1: Danielle's in love with him, and so she's doing everything
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Speaker 1: that she can to make him happy, which means having
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Speaker 1: her husband legally divorce her and fly in a twenty
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Speaker 1: something year old Brazilian woman on a K one visa
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Speaker 1: who speaks barely in English and marry her insanity. So anyway,
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Speaker 1: they found a lawyer, got the prenup. Danielle's brother comes
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Speaker 1: over and they tell him about the prenup because Danielle's
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Speaker 1: brother is in a business with Garrick and so this
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Speaker 1: concerns him as well. He wants to make sure his
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Speaker 1: money is secure and that Lorena won't rob him because
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Speaker 1: you know, we know from a couple of seasons ago,
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Speaker 1: like Roberta, they were about to like finalize things with her,
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Speaker 1: and Roberta robbed them of ten thousand dollars, which is
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Speaker 1: pretty funny that still makes me laugh. But like Roberta
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Speaker 1: like screwed them over a couple of seasons ago. So
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Speaker 1: they're worried about it. And Danielle's brother is definitely worried
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Speaker 1: about it, and they tell him about the whole prenup situation,
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Speaker 1: and he's like kind of mad about it. He's mad
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Speaker 1: about how nonchalant they are. He's mad that they wait
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Speaker 1: until the last minute. You know, they've had ninety days
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Speaker 1: to figure all this shit out, and he calls him
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Speaker 1: out on it. He calls Garrick out specifically, like this
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Speaker 1: is the reason why you have a ninety day fiance visa,
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Speaker 1: Like you have all of this time to figure out
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Speaker 1: the paper where like why did you wait to the
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Speaker 1: last minute? And Garrick, of course has no response. He's
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Speaker 1: got his big old cowboy hat on and he's probably high.
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Speaker 1: He's just like fucking around on his computer and he's
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Speaker 1: ignoring Danielle's brother because he doesn't care. He's just concerned
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Speaker 1: about marrying this chippy so that way she can stay
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Speaker 1: in his house forever and be his little pet. Okay,
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Speaker 1: But they figure everything out and then the next day
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Speaker 1: they go up to Aspen and they do the courthouse wedding,
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Speaker 1: and apparently Danielle can't go into the courthouse with Garrek
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Speaker 1: and Lorena, which doesn't really make sense to me. But
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Speaker 1: Garrick and Lorena go in and Danielle's outside and she
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Speaker 1: starts crying with her big ass fake Eil Ashley. She
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Speaker 1: starts crying because she she knows that it's just papers,
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Speaker 1: it's just mirriage license, but like, I don't know, somehow
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Speaker 1: it just makes me feel like less tied to Garrick
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Speaker 1: because I don't have like a legal marriage to him,
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Speaker 1: and like I don't know, that just makes me feel
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Speaker 1: some type of way. But like I believe in God
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Speaker 1: and I believe that this is our calling, and you know,
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Speaker 1: I know that I'm still Garrick's first wife, but like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, it just it's a lot, it's a
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Speaker 1: lot of emotions, and I'm just like Danielle. Every season,
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Speaker 1: every season, we gotta watch you cry over your husband
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Speaker 1: having sex with other women. Like I don't know what
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Speaker 1: you need to get a wake up call and to
13:37
Speaker 1: get a reality check to realize, like this is not
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Speaker 1: the situation that you need to be in, that you
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Speaker 1: need to leave his ass, take everything. But like you
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Speaker 1: already screwed yourself because you legally divorced him. You legally
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Speaker 1: divorced him, and like, did you sign anything when you
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Speaker 1: did that? Did you sign a divorce agreement where you
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Speaker 1: got some of his stuff or did you just sign
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Speaker 1: over everything to Garrick? Like dummy, I think that's what
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Speaker 1: she did. I don't think she has anything now, Like
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Speaker 1: she's completely stuck. And now Garrick married Lareena. They have
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Speaker 1: a prinap. I guess, so that's good. Hopefully Danielle made
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Speaker 1: sure that she was completely protective with her kids and stuff.
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Speaker 1: But now you're screwed. Now you got to deal with this,
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Speaker 1: and you gotta live with your sister in your big
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Speaker 1: old mansion and listen to Gerrick and her make mac
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Speaker 1: and cheese noises while you cry yourself to sleep with
14:28
Speaker 1: your baby monitor or something like. I don't know, she's
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Speaker 1: just she's a trip. She just cries about this every
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Speaker 1: single season, and I just don't know why she's doing it.
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Speaker 1: And she even mentions it, like she says her faith
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Speaker 1: in God keeps her doing this, but her flesh, like
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Speaker 1: her body is telling her like runaway, this is a
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Speaker 1: terrible decision. What are you doing with your life. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: listen to that. It's called your gut instincts. Danielle like,
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Speaker 1: my god, delusional. Next, we have Matt and Angelica. We
15:01
Speaker 1: didn't really see Angelica this episode, but we have Matt
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Speaker 1: dressed to the nines. He's got roses. He's gonna take
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Speaker 1: Shane out on this like train ride date. It's a
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Speaker 1: train ride around the coast of Rhode Island or something,
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Speaker 1: so it's going to take like five minutes. Sorry, but
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Speaker 1: like they take this train ride date. And Shane is
15:23
Speaker 1: a little skeptical because she hasn't really heard much from
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Speaker 1: Matt this whole entire time. It's been like a couple
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Speaker 1: of weeks. He still isn't making a lot of effort,
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Speaker 1: which has been her main issue this entire time. She's
15:34
Speaker 1: felt like she was just a side piece to him
15:38
Speaker 1: and that he didn't actually care about their relationship, and
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Speaker 1: she just wants more effort. She doesn't want these like
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Speaker 1: grand gestures of a train ride across the coast of
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Speaker 1: Rhode Island. She wants him to just you know, text her,
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Speaker 1: or like want to spend more than a couple nights
15:57
Speaker 1: a month with her, because if she's gonna be his
15:59
Speaker 1: girlfriend and be their sister wife, like she wants to
16:03
Speaker 1: have more of a permanent role in their life. So
16:06
Speaker 1: they're on this date and it's already kind of awkward.
16:09
Speaker 1: Matt's like, so, how you doing shoddy? Like I love
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Speaker 1: you and I want to be with you, and Say's like, yeah,
16:14
Speaker 1: but are you dating other people? Because she had her
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Speaker 1: little conversation with Angelica just a couple episodes ago where
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Speaker 1: Angelica spilled the beans and told her that, yeah, Matt
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Speaker 1: went and date dated a witch and I went on
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Speaker 1: the date. Well, she didn't tell her that she went
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Speaker 1: on the date, but Angelica spilled the beans and told
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Speaker 1: Shane that they went and dated, and Shane didn't like that,
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Speaker 1: so she wants to hear it straight from Matt, and
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Speaker 1: Matt's like, yeah, I did date one chick, but we
16:47
Speaker 1: didn't really vibe that well. And I want to be
16:49
Speaker 1: with you because I love you so much, and Shene's like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: but you don't really make a lot of effort and
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Speaker 1: it feels kind of shitty that you were like dating
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Speaker 1: people behind my back, Like I feel a little bit betrayed.
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Speaker 1: And then Matt spills the beans that Angelica went on
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Speaker 1: the date too, and so then Shane feels extra betrayed
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Speaker 1: because Angelica didn't tell her that last time. And so
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Speaker 1: this is where Shane just like gets up and leaves,
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Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm done with y'all. Like you guys suck.
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Speaker 1: I've got another man or whatever that's waiting for me,
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Speaker 1: that's actually putting the effort with me. So bye. Now
17:21
Speaker 1: here's my whole thing. Like shne breaks things off with
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Speaker 1: Matt and Angelica, which is fine because Matt kind of sucks,
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Speaker 1: But like, why is Shanee mad about Matt dating this
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Speaker 1: witch for one date when she was the one that
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Speaker 1: went out and started seeing other people without telling Matt
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Speaker 1: or Angelica at the very beginning? Like are we just
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Speaker 1: forgetting that? I don't know, Like that was from like
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Speaker 1: episode one or two where she's like, yeah, you haven't
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Speaker 1: made a lot of efforts, so I started dating around
17:53
Speaker 1: and I'm also intimate with someone else. She didn't ask
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Speaker 1: for Matt's permission, she didn't even tell him, but before
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Speaker 1: that happened, she just did it. So like, why are
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Speaker 1: you mad when mad does the same thing? That doesn't
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Speaker 1: make sense to me. I understand Shane being upset with
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Speaker 1: Matt's like lack of effort, because it does sound like
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Speaker 1: he was giving her the bare minimum if that like
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Speaker 1: he was giving her barely anything, So like, I understand that,
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Speaker 1: but you can't be bad at him dating the witch,
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Speaker 1: like when you went and dated some guy and you
18:26
Speaker 1: had sex with him. So anyway, they broke things off
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Speaker 1: and we have no more Shane, which judging from the
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Speaker 1: preview that we'll get to later, it seems like Angelica
18:35
Speaker 1: is going to be really sad about that because that's
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Speaker 1: her lover right there. Next we have Danny Andy Yessel
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Speaker 1: and this was Achord. Oh my gosh, so again last
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Speaker 1: week Jackie broke things off with Danny and Yessel because
18:52
Speaker 1: Danny told her her boundary and Jackie felt like that
18:56
Speaker 1: was super unfair. And so now we have Jackie at
18:59
Speaker 1: home with the kid because yes, he's still gone at
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Speaker 1: work or whatever, and she gets a call from him,
19:04
Speaker 1: so she pulls him up on her computer and Yesl's like, yeah, so, uh,
19:09
Speaker 1: how are things going? You know that he's probably texting
19:12
Speaker 1: Jackie on the side, right like, I feel like he's
19:15
Speaker 1: been texting Jackie this whole time, but whatever, So he
19:19
Speaker 1: asks her how it's going, How did it go with Jackie,
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Speaker 1: how was the conversation And Danny's like, well, it didn't
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Speaker 1: go well. Basically, Jackie broke things off with us, and
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Speaker 1: it was because she felt like I was being selfish
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Speaker 1: and being unfair. And this makes Yessel so pissed. He
19:37
Speaker 1: is like super disappointed. His demeanor turns from like eager
19:42
Speaker 1: to talk to his wife to completely disgusted with her
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Speaker 1: in my opinion, like he's just so over it. He's mad,
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Speaker 1: I think at Danny for even having this boundary in
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Speaker 1: the first place, which I think is fucked up. So
19:55
Speaker 1: Yes's like, well, that fucking stinks because I actually like
19:58
Speaker 1: Jackie and that's sucks. And then he has the audacity
20:02
Speaker 1: to ask Danny if this boundary has any room to change,
20:08
Speaker 1: like if she has any room to change her mind
20:10
Speaker 1: about it, and Danny, of course is like no, because
20:13
Speaker 1: it makes me really emotional and I don't want you
20:15
Speaker 1: to have another kid with another woman, like that sucks.
20:18
Speaker 1: I don't want to see that we already have our
20:20
Speaker 1: family here, like it's hard enough for me to agree
20:23
Speaker 1: to have you have sex with other people. So Yessel's
20:26
Speaker 1: not happy with that answer, and he immediately he immediately
20:30
Speaker 1: is like okay, well, I gotta go buy. Like he
20:31
Speaker 1: doesn't even say I love you or anything, like he's pissed.
20:34
Speaker 1: And then we have like a little scene with Yessel
20:37
Speaker 1: from his diary cam and he's like, I think this
20:40
Speaker 1: whole thing was super unfair, and I think that Danny
20:44
Speaker 1: is being kind of unreasonable, and I'm really pissed off
20:47
Speaker 1: about all of this. It's really unfair to me because
20:50
Speaker 1: I want to have more kids, like I'm open to that,
20:52
Speaker 1: and I just wish this would have gone over differently.
20:54
Speaker 1: So yikes, this is the exact scenario that Danny was
21:00
Speaker 1: worried about this whole entire time. But again, I say,
21:04
Speaker 1: I think that Danny did this on purpose, because I
21:06
Speaker 1: don't think that Danny is comfortable with this situation whatsoever.
21:10
Speaker 1: I don't think she liked Jackie at all. I don't
21:13
Speaker 1: think she wants Yessel to be with any other woman
21:16
Speaker 1: at all except for her, which is fair for a regular,
21:19
Speaker 1: degular monogamous woman. But like, don't agree to this situation,
21:25
Speaker 1: then you should have left Yessel's ass when he even
21:28
Speaker 1: brought it up, when he made that stupid fucking power
21:31
Speaker 1: point about how great polygamy was, Like, I don't know
21:34
Speaker 1: why you're subjecting yourself to this when it's just gonna
21:38
Speaker 1: hurt you and probably lead to your guys's ultimate divorce
21:42
Speaker 1: because Yessel doesn't seem happy about it either, and he
21:45
Speaker 1: doesn't even want to respect Danny's boundaries whatsoever. He's always
21:49
Speaker 1: asking her to change her mind. He's always asking her
21:52
Speaker 1: to adjust to his needs. He does not care about
21:57
Speaker 1: Danny's feelings whatsoever and what she wants and what makes
22:00
Speaker 1: her feel comfortable. He's just concerned about getting his pencil
22:04
Speaker 1: wet and that's it. And then last but out lease,
22:07
Speaker 1: we have Billy, Jean and Reese again this episode. So
22:11
Speaker 1: last week they made the decision to continue searching for
22:15
Speaker 1: sister Wise even though they have friends who are willing
22:19
Speaker 1: to be their surrogates so they could have more children,
22:21
Speaker 1: which is literally, according to them, the only reason why
22:24
Speaker 1: they're seeking other women is to have other babies and
22:29
Speaker 1: to have a harem and to have a collection of
22:33
Speaker 1: women just like popping out babies. But like they have
22:36
Speaker 1: friends that are willing to be their surrogates to have
22:37
Speaker 1: more children, but they want other women around to take
22:41
Speaker 1: care of those children. So Reese goes out on another
22:44
Speaker 1: blind date set up by their friend Nikki with this
22:47
Speaker 1: chick named Randy, and he takes her out to a playground,
22:53
Speaker 1: like a children's playground. Why, Reese, I can't. He's nice
22:59
Speaker 1: and everything, like he's sweet, he's got very small hands,
23:03
Speaker 1: but he is just kind of weird, Like I don't know, Like,
23:07
Speaker 1: why are you taking these women to like an ice
23:09
Speaker 1: cream shop or a children's playground in the middle of winter?
23:13
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like really cold and dreary
23:15
Speaker 1: and terrible. Why are we sitting on a seesaw together
23:19
Speaker 1: as thirty something year old grown adults. I don't know.
23:23
Speaker 1: But they go out on this date, and Randy does,
23:26
Speaker 1: to her credit, seem pretty cool. She seems pretty open
23:28
Speaker 1: to Reese as a person. She thinks he's funny and charismatic,
23:33
Speaker 1: and she kind of enjoys his vibe. They seem to
23:35
Speaker 1: have a good rapport. Reese seems to like her too.
23:39
Speaker 1: He says she's very pretty, he thinks that she's funny,
23:43
Speaker 1: and Randy honestly seems pretty open to this whole dynamic.
23:49
Speaker 1: She was like asking him questions about Billy Jean and
23:52
Speaker 1: her comfort level, like is she jealous? Is she gonna
23:56
Speaker 1: be insecure? Is she gonna be competitive, and Reese's like, no, actually,
23:59
Speaker 1: this was her whole idea because I'm so vanilla. Oh
24:03
Speaker 1: my god, stop saying your vanilla, Like is that what
24:06
Speaker 1: you want your identity to be? Is that you're this
24:09
Speaker 1: vanilla like boring, schmoring guy, Like I don't understand why
24:13
Speaker 1: you keep bringing it up. But he's like, no, Billy
24:16
Speaker 1: Jean was the one that suggested this whole thing. She's
24:18
Speaker 1: very comfortable with it. And Randy's like, okay, cool, Like,
24:22
Speaker 1: but is it gonna be a sexual thing though? And
24:26
Speaker 1: Reese is like, well, don't get ahead of yourself, but yeah,
24:31
Speaker 1: like that's not off the table, but like, mainly so
24:34
Speaker 1: that we can procreate mainly, and so that I can
24:39
Speaker 1: inject my seat into you, and so we can have
24:41
Speaker 1: children and then we raise a big family together, because
24:44
Speaker 1: ultimately I care about having a big family unit. But like, yeah,
24:47
Speaker 1: I guess we can have sex sometimes. It is essentially
24:50
Speaker 1: what Ree said. And then Randy's like, well, I really
24:53
Speaker 1: want to meet your wife and he's like, oh, okay, cool.
24:55
Speaker 1: She's already waiting for us in the parking lot behind
24:58
Speaker 1: this pla, so let's go meet her for drinks at
25:02
Speaker 1: this restaurant right around the corner where I could have
25:05
Speaker 1: taken you out on our first date, but I decided
25:08
Speaker 1: to sit on the swing set with you instead, and
25:12
Speaker 1: they make like a comment about the swing set too.
25:14
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody noticed. While they're on the playground.
25:17
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, let's go sit on these swings and
25:19
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, like Randy said, oh, like, you guys
25:22
Speaker 1: are swingers and he's like, no, no, not like that.
25:25
Speaker 1: We sing swing a different way. And I was like, hmmm,
25:29
Speaker 1: because that could make sense in this scenario, Like if
25:31
Speaker 1: you guys are swingers, okay, fine, there's lots of couples
25:35
Speaker 1: that are like that. There's a whole Pineapple community, okay, whatever,
25:38
Speaker 1: but like, just be honest about it instead of this
25:41
Speaker 1: is just a sister wife relationship for poor Reese, who
25:45
Speaker 1: doesn't really seem into it. But anyway, So they go
25:47
Speaker 1: to the bar and that's where we leave off on
25:49
Speaker 1: this episode, and we get into the preview because that's
25:53
Speaker 1: when we have Billy Jean coming into the picture and
25:57
Speaker 1: meeting Randy, and that's where we see Billy Jean start
26:01
Speaker 1: to be a little insecure and less confident about this
26:05
Speaker 1: whole situation. She seems like kind of intimidated by Randy,
26:11
Speaker 1: and she also is like a little not really like upset,
26:16
Speaker 1: but just like side eyeing Reese because she's like, why
26:20
Speaker 1: are you so comfortable with Randy already? Like you're joking
26:23
Speaker 1: around with her and like you're being funny and ow going,
26:27
Speaker 1: Like it took you a long time to be like
26:28
Speaker 1: that with me, so how could it be so quick
26:30
Speaker 1: with Randy. So now we're starting to see Billy Jean
26:33
Speaker 1: get a little insecure, So we'll see how that goes,
26:36
Speaker 1: and if she gets jealous and if she just calls
26:38
Speaker 1: the whole thing off, wouldn't that be great? That'd be awesome.
26:41
Speaker 1: Also in the preview, we have Matt telling Angelica that
26:46
Speaker 1: hint that Shane broke up with him and they're no
26:50
Speaker 1: gonna see her anymore, and Angelica's totally disappointed because that
26:53
Speaker 1: was her lesbian lover and she misses her. So I
26:57
Speaker 1: don't know what's next for Matt and Angelica. Then we
27:00
Speaker 1: we have the Davis family. We have Nick, April and
27:03
Speaker 1: Jenny again confronting Teresa about her insecurity and how she's
27:11
Speaker 1: literally disrupting their family dynamic because she is so negative
27:15
Speaker 1: Nancy all the time, like she's always talking bad about
27:18
Speaker 1: herself and probably being hypercritical of everyone else, and they're
27:21
Speaker 1: not into it, and Teresa is like, yeah, I don't
27:25
Speaker 1: want to talk about this. She completely shuts down the
27:28
Speaker 1: whole conversation, which is just terrible. And then we have
27:32
Speaker 1: the mary Fields where Dereck and Lorena are legally married.
27:35
Speaker 1: I forgot to talk about the whole reason why they
27:38
Speaker 1: rushed the marriage was because they wanted to file Lorena's
27:43
Speaker 1: adjustment of status so that way she didn't get deported,
27:46
Speaker 1: which is crazy. So now that they're legally married, Danielle
27:50
Speaker 1: is now worried about the future and what that means
27:53
Speaker 1: for them. And I'm like every episode with Danielle is
27:58
Speaker 1: like her worried about something, Like she is not into this.
28:02
Speaker 1: She's worried about how Garrek's going to be, worried about
28:04
Speaker 1: their finances, worried about their children, worried about her, worried
28:07
Speaker 1: about her status and the marriage, worried about the sister.
28:11
Speaker 1: Like it's just so annoying to me because she signed
28:15
Speaker 1: up for this, like she is a consenting adult to
28:18
Speaker 1: all of this, so like, come on, now, come on, Danielle,
28:21
Speaker 1: wake up. But she's worried about what this means for
28:24
Speaker 1: their future. Hopefully they did actually get the prenup signed,
28:28
Speaker 1: and hopefully Danielle is secure in that way, because if
28:31
Speaker 1: she's not, oh my god, she is screwed to the pooch.
28:35
Speaker 1: But that's where we leave off this week. So good episode. Honestly,
28:40
Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying Seeking Sister Wives. I think it's really funny.
28:43
Speaker 1: I know some of it's produced. I know some of
28:45
Speaker 1: the scenes are very fake, but some of it is
28:49
Speaker 1: very real, like especially with the Meryfields and with Danny
28:52
Speaker 1: and Yessel, and I do live for those moments because
28:55
Speaker 1: I think they're very interesting and I love making fun
28:58
Speaker 1: of the people so because they're just crazy. But let
29:01
Speaker 1: me know what you think about this episode, about the
29:04
Speaker 1: season in general, about these couples. Leave us a comment below,
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29:10
Speaker 1: next week. Hopefully Delia will be back and I can
29:13
Speaker 1: get rid of my castaway Wilson prop. I'm going crazy
29:18
Speaker 1: over here just talking to myself. So hopefully Delia will
29:22
Speaker 1: be back next week, but we'll keep you guys posted obviously.
29:25
Speaker 1: If not, I'll be back here again. But thank you
29:28
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29:32
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29:36
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29:42
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29:46
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29:48
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29:51
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29:52
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29:55
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