Latest / Petty and Unbothered / Petty Battle #8 - NSFW Petty protective husband Vs. PettyB123
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- Tita Lors: Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Robin Axline: Yeah. All right. Gotta do a petty battle. Come on. We gotta, we gotta have a real battle with each other now. Now I'm just, I'm inspired. No. Tita Lors: I know, seriously. We're going to get so we're going to have a rivalry, me and you. Robin Axline: I'm just gonna drag you around and. Tita Lors: I feel like that would be horrible for Betty Davis, like all of that extra weight on your body to wait. No, for Joan, the one being dragged around like that, Robin Axline: Joan. yeah. Tita Lors: it does not feel good to be dragged around like carpet burn. Robin Axline: Your carpet burn. Your joint might be pulled out of place or something. Tita Lors: Hello, ouch, I don't want this. Exactly, like it is so easy, because then now you're heavier, so now she's like pulling on you. Like, come on, no. Exactly. I know she doesn't care about hurting herself. She's like, I Robin Axline: That's like peak petty because she didn't even care about that part. Tita Lors: want to make your life miserable, even at the cost of my body. That's so wild, like. Robin Axline: Yeah, that's wild. And just like, rewinding to the Oscar story kind of made her look kind of desperate or like stupid to be calling all these actresses. I thought that was like what Tita Lors: Yes! Like... Robin Axline: that's making you look weird. I think. Tita Lors: Yeah, and like so small that you're basically begging people to be able to accept an Oscar that isn't even yours and you're telling them not to show up. I would be like, no fool, I will be there. It is my award. Robin Axline: I'd be like, girl, no. Yeah. Tita Lors: Get a life, my God, get over it. Jesus. Robin Axline: Yeah, so I feel like these things are almost like detrimental to herself too, but she was so Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: petty that she didn't care. Tita Lors: both of them Jesus yeah if my my pettiness Robin Axline: Yeah. Okay. yeah. Tita Lors: ever reaches a point of like I'm harming myself I need to reassess my life Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, and if you notice it and I don't notice it, just tell me. Like lock me up in a room until I fix myself or something. Tita Lors: Yeah, I'll be like, we like, think that maybe you should talk to your therapist about this. Please. OK, do you want me Robin Axline: At least. Okay, woof. Tita Lors: to go first since you just spoke a lot? Okay. So this is a Reddit story. I'm actually trying to compile some thread stories because the T is teeing on threads. I'm a thread for sure. Like it's so funny. Like, okay. Anyways, here we go. So this is Reddit Robin Axline: I can't wait. Tita Lors: r slash petty revenge. This is flan man, 1991. Um, me too. Oh, it's probably flawed mon, flawed mon. Robin Axline: I love flan. Flanmon! Tita Lors: Hmm. I know. Okay. It's called, this is 17 days ago. It says my wife's friend in quotes, insulted her and I've been slowly returning the flavor. Oh my gosh, favor. Robin Axline: Okay. I was like, what flavor is it? Cherry or... Okay. Tita Lors: Wow. I know. I'm struggling. It's been a struggle. That's what I get for staying up until four o'clock in the morning. OK, so my wife's friend got married a couple of years back. She made it this three day. OK, she made it this three day long event with multiple meals and two ceremonies, everything with different dress code. Day one was some dinner that started at 9 p.m. and took three hours, which she then forced everyone to go dancing afterwards. We joined for the meal, but it being on a weekday told her we couldn't go dancing. The next day at her brunch, she tells us how much fun they had dancing and how even old people and children went. I brush it off and smile. Then two different ceremonies happened that day. And then finally, the event will end with another brunch on the third day. my God. It is, it's so much. I mean, it doesn't... I wonder if it's culturally appropriate, because Indian weddings and ceremonies happen over the course of five days, and there's a different ceremony for everything. But I don't think everyone has to go to everything. Some of it is just family stuff. Hmm. Yeah, yeah, a couple of my friends are in the in like over three days, like. Well, anyways, whatever. Yeah, Robin Axline: Anyways, back to the story. Tita Lors: yeah, back to the story. OK, so by this point, we are exhausted because we are not party people, but want to be nice and participate. the morning before the brunch, we get up early, get into our fourth outfit of her event. My wife does her hair and makeup again for the fourth time and we get to this brunch. Her friend greets us and says, hi, babe. Wow, you look comfy. With this judgmental tone in her voice, as if to say my wife wasn't trying hard enough, which was bullshit. Their words, not mine. god. Have you ever had somebody do that to you? Robin Axline: I've heard, you look different. What happened? Tita Lors: You! my god. Anyways, my wife tries her best to brush the event off and says, it's just stress from the wedding that made her terrible towards us the entire time. But I've decided that her friend is just an asshole and will slowly repay her for years. Since then, at various gatherings, I have given her the following compliments. I love how you don't care about vanity. Just go with that natural look and who cares what people think? there's like, hold on, there's two more. You look super comfy. I've variations of this. I've said variations of this one several times. And then, I wish I could have your attitude with arriving whenever, but I always have to show up on time for things and so on. I wanna hear all of them. Like these are gems, my gosh. The. The greatest part is you can see the gears turning as she tries to figure out if I'm being complimentary or not. I will continue doing this until this person is no longer in our lives or one of us dies. Edit, holy crap, this blew up. You all have given me some incredible ammunition. I will spend the next hour converting them to a note on my phone and can't wait to see her next. LOL. I will report back in a few months with an update. 17 days is not a few months. No. Robin Axline: Man, I want, I want now. Tita Lors: I know! my god, this in the comments. But you certainly tried! Robin Axline: Ooh, I like that one. Dang. We'll have to have a follow-up Tita Lors: Oh my god, rough. Robin Axline: on this one. Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah, hold on. Oh my god, this is rude to some people who like really are fashionistas. I never get tired of seeing that outfit. Yes! Okay, I'm saving this. This is so good. Robin Axline: Yeah. listeners, we will update you on this one. Cause I want to know. So does Laura. Tita Lors: Um, I know, I know we do. I want to see the list. I want the list. Can he post the list? Flawn, Flawn Mon, 1991. Can you please post the list so I don't have to go through and read through the comments? I just want to see it. my god, new hair color and you know she goes to a salon. wow, box dye has gotten so good these days. Robin Axline: Okay, I feel like that's Tita Lors: These are so... Robin Axline: wow that one is that's a harsh one Tita Lors: It is... It's harsh because you're making fun of the stylus and not her though when you do that. Robin Axline: Yeah, that's true. I mean the effort and the Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: cost and all that, But it's still... Tita Lors: Yeah, although I'd be pissed. Robin Axline: I would be so mad. I'd be like, hell no, this is not a box. Tita Lors: I know I did not pay one to two hundred dollars for you to say this is a box. But bravo for you defending your wife. I, yes, go you. That's amazing. All right, your turn and then take Robin Axline: We gotta go. Tita Lors: a scheduled break. Robin Axline: Yeah. We'll take a little break. Tita Lors: Okay. Robin Axline: Mine is Guy used me back to get at his sisters in an extremely petty and explicit way. The Reddit subreddit is called Ask Gay Bros. And the username is Petty Bitch 123. You Tita Lors: my gosh, Robin Axline: you Tita Lors: that's so funny. Robin Axline: I know. Okay. Here's the I'm going to read it. I was deceived in order. Tita Lors: Hold on, I'm making that name. Robin Axline: go ahead. Tita Lors: Betty bitch one two three Robin Axline: That name just sold me on this story, truly. Tita Lors: Okay, okay. Seriously. Robin Axline: Okay, so the Tita Lors: Okay, she was deceived. Robin Axline: story goes, I was deceived in order to be included in petty revenge and I loved it! I, 24 Tita Lors: Hahaha! Robin Axline: male, am a gay guy of fairly loose morals. About two months ago, Tita Lors: god. Robin Axline: I met an equally morally relaxed guy, Buddy, 24m, same age, and we've had multiple dates all at my place since I live alone and he lives with his sisters. Woof. I added that part. A week ago, he asked me to come over to his place. The sisters would be visiting their parents and be gone for the week. end so we can have the place to ourselves. We had a nice dinner together, a couple of drinks, and things started heating up aka we started doing things on the couch. Yeah, canoodling. Tita Lors: Canoodling. Robin Axline: And the couch that is clearly visible as soon as you walk in the house. So we're really going at it. Okay, bro. enough of that Tita Lors: You Robin Axline: and suddenly the front door opens and all three of buddy's sisters walk in and start screaming yuck i quickly grab my clothes and to spare the ladies the view but i start laughing so hard as their idiotic screaming that i can't pull up my pants My member is just flopping around with the, God, with the condom still hanging off of it. I know I'm like, God, Tita Lors: god, I have like an image in my head now. my god. Robin Axline: I've read this too, but anyway, flopping around with the condom still on it. And when I turn around, I see Buddy is just sitting there completely naked on their leather couch. So many deets. All this time the sisters were losing their minds. One of them grabbed a decorative pillow and started hitting Buddy with it and shouting at him to take his naked ass off the couch. Tita Lors: Hahaha Robin Axline: And the other two kept screaming at me to get the f out or they'll call the police. What? Tita Lors: my gosh! Robin Axline: The police? Okay. Tita Lors: Wait, whose house is this? Robin Axline: This is the sister, the three sisters and Buddy who all live together. Yeah, or they all live Tita Lors: okay, they all own this house together, or they live together in this house. Robin Axline: together. I who owns the house. So, Tita Lors: Okay, okay. Robin Axline: then I finally managed to get dressed as I sat in my car. Buddy showed up and asked if he can stay at my place back home. He told me what all of this was really about. The sisters had Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: actually gone to the theater and he knew they'd be back around 11. Then he basically wanted them to see him on all fours getting nailed by a man, apparently they're all homophobic biatches that have been trying to make his life hell ever since he came out 10 years ago. They tried to throw away or take his stuff for a long time that they wouldn't let him use the internet at their place because they didn't want him looking at gay... prawn. He's not dumb. He found ways to use internet. Duh, LOL. The only reason he still lives with them is because Tita Lors: you Robin Axline: their parents are paying the rent under the condition that they all live together, but he'll probably move away later this year because he has a better job lined up. He was very sorry Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: that he used me like that and apologized again and again and again, but I found it extremely funny and I'm not upset. I know some people would Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: be upset at being seen naked by three people, but I figured they probably hadn't seen a member in ages. So I Tita Lors: Hahaha! Robin Axline: did them a favor. Also, Buddy and I are a couple now and we... Tita Lors: Aww. Robin Axline: We christen other parts of the house before he moves out. Who knows? Tita Lors: You Robin Axline: The end. Tita Lors: Happy ending! Robin Axline: Yeah, I like that it ended happy. That's why I picked it. Tita Lors: Yeah! Robin Axline: And we're back. Tita Lors: back but nope malfunctioned I forgot what I was gonna say I think I meant to say back to our regularly scheduled programming, but then I said back from and then I couldn't finish the sentence. My brain just glitched. was like, wait, there's no, there's no coming back from that Robin Axline: I love it. That's hilarious. I... That's so funny. Tita Lors: one. Yikes. Okay. Alrighty. So. We have mine where it's like the husband is being petty on the wife's behalf and like subtly over the course of the years. And he's going to continue to say like subtly petty things. Like, wow, you really tried. Robin Axline: man, there's so many good ones. You know, it kind of reminds me Tita Lors: Yes. Robin Axline: of the husband it I mean not quite but you know we're saying like a husband yeah yeah yes that one that's what just came to mind I was like but he seems like he's doing it well so I'm here for it as well Tita Lors: Yes, I was thinking about that too. Yeah, when the husbands enter the group chat. huh. Yeah, I'm here for it. He is. Yeah, like that way of supporting me, I would love that because it would make me laugh. Exactly. I would laugh every single time and be like, stop, dude, but like, don't, my God. Yes. Robin Axline: Yeah, but also tell me what you said. Tita Lors: Seriously, my gosh. I think like, I had a friend, I don't think that my friend meant to be mean, but like they had said something to me and it felt, it was so hurtful and it felt like a direct attack about like, my level of attractiveness in comparison to them. Like, yeah, like, Robin Axline: Mmm! Tita Lors: I don't know, was something about like an outfit. I mean, I know exactly what it is, but I don't want to say exactly what it is because then they might figure out who they are. Yeah, but it was like. Yeah, after that, I was just like, perdone. And I had a really hard. I, the petty part of Robin Axline: Wow. Tita Lors: me was like, it is now my mission from now until forever to always look better than you. And it started getting like, to my head and not more in a way of like, now I don't appreciate the friendship that we have. and it got to a point where I had to just be like, okay, do I Do I keep this up? Do I say something to them? Or do I just like forgive and let this go? Because I seriously like did that person really mean to be that hurtful in what they said? It took a while, but I never said anything. I just kind of, yeah. Yeah, it got to a point of like, well, if you're going to keep being a jerk and like, it's not like they know that you're intentionally doing this to be a jerk. You're not, you've never said anything about it, but you know that you're doing it to be a jerk. Like, is this what makes this friendship worthwhile then for you? And then I thought about it and just what a good friend they always were for me and have been for me. And what a champion for me they have had always been, especially in relationships and like, you know, that you deserve better and you're like, you're better than what you're accepting. Just all of those things. And it just became like a, this isn't worth it. This is crazy. Why am I doing this? I'm the one who's hurting here because they don't even know what's happening. They don't even know they did anything wrong. I haven't even given them the opportunity to apologize. Yeah. Yeah. So after that, I just, it felt like so long after that it was dumb to bring it up or it felt unnecessary for me to bring it up and unnecessary for me to ask for an apology after that. So I was able to just be like, my relationship to this person is more important than my pride in that one moment. so I just squashed it and we're still friends. Robin Axline: That's good. I'm glad. Good success story. Tita Lors: Yeah, me too, because yeah, that would have sucked to have lost that friendship over like a side comment during a stressful moment. Robin Axline: Yeah, I mean, even even though it was a little bizarre, but you know. Tita Lors: Yeah. Okay. So how trivial are the results for this one? I would say nothing of consequence is actually happening, so... Maybe low on there. Robin Axline: Yeah, I would say... Maybe... Because it's not that trivial. I mean, it seems like it kind of bothered him enough to... Tita Lors: Yeah, I mean it bothered him, did it bother her that much? Like she was able to be like, she's under a lot of stress. She said something, maybe she shouldn't have said, but like, let it go. Robin Axline: I guess, yeah. Tita Lors: And I'm thinking more towards like, for who's like receiving it, right? Like the results are, if you think about the results, the results end up being that he gets a laugh out of it and she has no idea if he's actually like poking at her. Robin Axline: Yeah, I mean it's not very nice, but, you know, for trivial though, I guess I would just put five, like right in the middle, because it Tita Lors: Okay. Robin Axline: seems like it is kind of stupid. He could have just dropped it. But- Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna say five or below. Robin Axline: five below. Tita Lors: Bye for now. Robin Axline: Let's go four and a half in that case. Tita Lors: Alright, let's go. Okay. And then how spiteful is it? I think it is Robin Axline: Pretty damn spiteful. Tita Lors: he wants her to feel hurt. Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah, he wants her to feel like uncomfortable. Because he's saying he could see how her brain was like trying to figure it out. So. Tita Lors: huh. Yep. Yeah. And he loves that. So I'd say pretty spiteful. Like high up there. Seven eight. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Okay. Which one eight enough. All Robin Axline: Yeah, eight and a half too high or eight. OK. 8888. Tita Lors: right. Is it an overreaction? It's a reaction. I feel like I say that all the time. It's a reaction. Robin Axline: It is a reaction. I just, Tita Lors: huh. Robin Axline: I feel like what he's doing is probably an overreaction, but it's also kind of not because they're having so much fun with it and they're not like really actually like, you know, forget her or something. Tita Lors: Mm hmm. Yeah, yeah. I think it's like somewhere in the middle. It's tough. It's a reaction. I don't. And I think it deserved a response. Right. A different maybe a health. Yeah, maybe a healthier reaction would have been to call her out about it and to be like, hey, man, you know, later on after the wedding or whatever. Like, I didn't appreciate that comment that maybe would have been a healthier. response his is a lot more fun Robin Axline: Yeah, definitely. Like I was saying, I'm having so Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: much fun with it, but still is a, I don't Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: know, maybe five and a half or... Is that fine? Okay. Okay. I say five and a Tita Lors: Okay, yeah. Co-sign that. I'm like a f- I was thinking five. Yeah. Robin Axline: half. Tita Lors: Yeah. Done. Alright, so, petty bitch, one, two, three, where he got- he got used. He was- he was down for the cause. Robin Axline: Yeah, he was like... At least he was down because otherwise I would have been like, wow, like, I feel like a prop in your family argument or something. So I'm glad he didn't take it that Tita Lors: Yeah, seriously. huh. Yeah, I mean, Robin Axline: way. Tita Lors: yeah, I would be like, you should just told me. Robin Axline: Yeah, especially, I mean, if they were spending so much time together, then I would have. Yeah, Tita Lors: Yeah, you knew this was going where it was going anyways. Robin Axline: I also now, I mean, like we were saying, it's cool that he's cool with it, but Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: like that's a little messed up that maybe he didn't want the sisters to see his body. Tita Lors: That's fair. Like if it was somebody else who wasn't as open to being seen, wouldn't have been good. So we're reading not the OP, but the person who's now his partner, right? Yeah, okay, so how trivial are the results? I would say not trivial, so this could be a little bit higher because... my god, can you hear my kids screaming? I literally set her up with snacks and everything she's watching TV. I don't understand She pooped. Hehehehehe Robin Axline: I mean that's not funny but just the first thing you say back. Tita Lors: Oh my goodness. Okay. All right. So not OP, but the partner. What were the results? Honestly, the results were great. They're in a relationship. Robin Axline: Yeah, totally, and he probably won the annoy battle with the sisters or whatever it was. Tita Lors: Yeah. Mm-hmm. I wonder if the parents are still like, paying for their house because the condition is that they would all live together. Robin Axline: Yeah, that is such a funny... Tita Lors: Yes. Robin Axline: I don't know what that is, but Tita Lors: Yeah, like I'm going to force you guys to all get along and like get over whatever this is. And the only way that I'm going to pay for this and you guys don't have to pay for anything is if you be nice to your brother. Robin Axline: And in your mid-20s, you all have to live under the same roof. Tita Lors: Yeah. gosh. Robin Axline: It is a little strange. Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: But, yeah, so they ended up in a relationship. He moved out, right? Or he said he was going to. Tita Lors: He was going to move out. Yeah, I don't know if he ever if he was there, but it was like pending. Robin Axline: because so yes, at the bottom when it said, gross, well, Chris and other parts of the house before he moves out. I guess he is moving out, but he's going to Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So he's in a... Yeah. Robin Axline: destroy all the furniture. Tita Lors: It's a stroke. I mean, they're not going to destroy the furniture. The furniture is just Robin Axline: It's like straight up diabolic. Diabolical. Tita Lors: going to need some good sanitizing agents. Robin Axline: Stanley steamers. you Tita Lors: gosh. Yeah, that's so funny. OK. OK, the intention was for the sisters to be freaked out and that the sisters were freaked out. They weren't. I know, I feel like that's another reaction. my God, you've never seen people have sex. You've never had sex. You've never watched. Robin Axline: you Tita Lors: a movie or like anything you yourself have never watched. Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: Shmorn like come on. Personally, I think the sisters were overreacting. I would have been like, oh my God. You could have warned me. I could go over there. Robin Axline: Yeah, that's the same vibe I would give to be like, my wow. Okay. Didn't want to see that today or something silly. Tita Lors: Yeah, dude, like I did not need to see your bare butt like unnecessary Get I'm gonna be outside get it together. You know, me know text me when you're Yeah Please yeah, you know But Robin Axline: Yeah, like, why would you do that on the couch anyways? I mean, if he wasn't planning on... Text me when you're done. like... Tita Lors: and I get why he did it because they're being homophobic and so he's teaching them a lesson I don't know... I just... Is it trivial? I I don't- Yeah, go ahead. Robin Axline: I mean, it kind of is because it's not that important. maybe it Tita Lors: Yuck! Robin Axline: is important. It's a weird way of going about it. Tita Lors: huh. Okay. I'm a- I'm gonna go. Maybe like in the middle, just dead center. It's not... It's not like... Robin Axline: Yeah, I'm gonna do that too. Tita Lors: Yeah. Depending on whose side you take, I guess. Robin Axline: Yeah, but I mean like I said on the other hand, maybe it was something he needed to get across to them Even though it was a weird way Tita Lors: Yeah, I mean, he. Robin Axline: of going about it Tita Lors: It was, but they weren't listening to anything else he was saying. So this is why I'm kind of like shooting for voting low on trivial results, because like he got the results that he wanted and they were good results. Whereas like all the other ones are results of like something not so great happening. This like the outcome was so great. The sisters got their just desserts. They're now in a relationship and. Like, that's so cool. Robin Axline: Okay, yeah, because I, yeah, like I said, I liked the happy ending. Let's do lower then because it seemed more important. Tita Lors: Yeah, I think like three... three, four. Robin Axline: and half. Tita Lors: Okay. Robin Axline: I know we're doing a lot of halves today, but... Tita Lors: I know we can't we're so wishy washy today. Okay, will. I will rate this high in the spiteful behavior though, because he definitely was being spiteful towards his sisters and I don't blame him. I think he had every right to be because they're being jerks. Yeah, so this one I would rate high on the spitefulness. Robin Axline: Yeah, I still feel Tita Lors: I guess seven. Robin Axline: like it's really good that he found somebody that's down. Because Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: if he, I think that would have made it even worse. Tita Lors: yeah, that would have been really bad. He'd be that would have made it more like, you're kind of a jerk because you didn't get consent Robin Axline: Yeah, exactly. So. Tita Lors: from your partner. But is that what we're reading? Yeah, yeah. Robin Axline: I just wanted to throw that in there. No, no, I was just saying it could change my mood about... Tita Lors: Yeah, fair. If he didn't appreciate that. Robin Axline: Yeah. Okay, so Tita Lors: true. Robin Axline: we're gonna, it's pretty high up there, right? Tita Lors: Yeah, I'd still say like eight also on this one. He's being intentionally spiteful. He wants them. Go ahead. Robin Axline: I'd say... yeah, sorry. I've really tempted to go eight and a half because it's Tita Lors: Okay. Robin Axline: spiteful and especially if he plans on like doing it again. It's like... probably doesn't care about Tita Lors: Hahaha. That's Yeah. Robin Axline: getting caught by the sisters. Tita Lors: Yeah, and he's doing it to get back at them. You know. Yeah. All right. Is his response an overreaction? Robin Axline: Man I feel like this goes with the one before the last one where it's like Tita Lors: Mm. Robin Axline: It's kind of not an overreaction because he was... he needed to express this some way. Tita Lors: Yeah, they weren't listening. They were harassing him. They were bullying him. Like, what's next? Attempting to pray the gay away for him? what are you... Yeah. Robin Axline: Yuck. Yeah. Tita Lors: Right? You're not allowing him to freely express himself. And so, you're not allowing him to do it in a healthy, safe way in the privacy of his own bedroom through watching on his computer. Well, if he can't have an outlet, well guess what the next outlet is. Robin Axline: Yeah, that's so true. Like, what business do they have blocking him fri- I mean, that part was also strange, in my opinion. Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah. I mean, sure, he could have done it in his room. It would have sent this a similar message because they would have heard him. But this is more fun. And Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah. Tita Lors: less like closeted. It's you're not hiding. You're like fully expressing yourself in your home. And you should be able to in your home. Yes, you share it with people. And it's kind of gross. But like still like. Robin Axline: It's not like it's impossible or something I guess. Tita Lors: Yeah, like I'm sure if people have had roommates, we all know that if your roommate has a partner, sex is happening. Yeah, right. Robin Axline: Don't I know it? I've had some roommate stuff like that before. Tita Lors: So it's just, it's happening. Let's all be mature about it. Blah, blah, blah. Especially when you're in your early 20s, it's happening. So I don't think it's a nervous reaction. I think he has every right to. Hopefully he put down, oh, it doesn't sound like it. I would have appreciated if he put down some blankets on a leather couch, because stains don't come Robin Axline: that just gave me the ick. Tita Lors: out. Like it's not as easy to get stains out of leather, so I would have appreciated that, but like it's not an overreaction. You should be able to use your home and not feel like you have to hide in your room all the time. So I would rate this one low on the overreaction. Robin Axline: Right. Same. mean, I don't Tita Lors: What do you think? Robin Axline: know, two and a half? Is that too low? Tita Lors: Sure, yeah. I don't I was gonna say three, but I'm just gonna... Okay. Yeah. Robin Axline: Oh, let's do a three. Let's do a three. Um, that seems more realistic. Tita Lors: Yeah, because it is a reaction. There are definitely lots of other things that you could have done. Robin Axline: Yeah, for sure. Like I said, he could have gone about it in a way different way than that, but... They won't forget it. Tita Lors: like you could, uh-huh. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, another option, another option is they could have walked into him self-pleasuring to some videos. You know, they could have walked in on that. I bet they would have been just Robin Axline: Yeah. And then not use the, Tita Lors: as horrified. Robin Axline: yeah, the boyfriend wouldn't be collateral or something. Tita Lors: Yeah, seriously. All right. Are you ready to see the scores? OK, so the friend will pay for years. That got a 18. OK, pretty low 18. Yes. All right. And then Petty Bitch 123 got a 15. Robin Axline: Wow. Tita Lors: my gosh, you have. Robin Axline: I forgot it was sitting right next to me. Tita Lors: That's so funny. It's that I think the trivial results and the overreaction is why it's so low. Robin Axline: Yeah. Yeah. So the, Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: so the. Tita Lors: Yeah, the friend will pay for years, Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: Yeah. The friend will pay for years. Did it beat the name one? Probably not. Tita Lors: Nope, we gotta get over 21. I know we got it. We actually what we need to do is find stories that have less trivial results and more overreactions. Yeah, because that's what Robin Axline: Okay, that's the formula now. Tita Lors: did it. It is. Yeah, because we keep picking stuff that's spiteful. We've got a lot of like high spiteful stuff, but they they're not overreactions enough. We're like, oh, that's rightfully. Yeah. Yeah. We agree. Robin Axline: Totally, Okay. Tita Lors: So we need more overreactions and more trivialness. We can do this. We can do it. Exactly. Or you guys can help us. Robin Axline: this so we can do this synergy um but i do like oh yeah are you guys gonna help us that would be really cool too but Tita Lors: Yes. Robin Axline: what i was gonna say is i solid stories today i thought they're Tita Lors: Yeah, I thought so too. Robin Axline: both like a very fun interactive vibe Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Yes, they were. And we got to banter with each other with these stories. I think we're starting to find our rhythm in picking our stories here. Go us. Robin Axline: Yeah, absolutely. I know. This one just screamed Petty at me and the guy's name Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: was Petty, so... That was even more crazy. Yeah, so if you are still listening, is this thing on? Hello? Yeah, all Tita Lors: Hello? Anyone out there? Robin Axline: the three people that are listening. Just kidding. Tita Lors: Wait, hold on. I got a thing. Let's see. There are... Robin Axline: no. Tita Lors: How many streams have we gotten over since we started? We have gotten... 157 streams. Most of them are Spotify and Apple podcasts. So that's not bad. We've Robin Axline: No, not Tita Lors: yeah, we only have seven episodes out. Yeah. Robin Axline: We only have seven episodes. Easy listen. You can even listen to us at 1.3 would be the max, perhaps. Just kidding. Yeah, Tita Lors: So we're not like squirrels. Robin Axline: totally. You can do whatever Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: you want, listeners. So, Tita Lors: Yeah, it's fine. Robin Axline: you can even listen to it at a negative. Tita Lors: that would be so weird. Why would you do that? Don't. Robin Axline: If you wanted to go to sleep or something. Tita Lors: Okay, so that's pretty cool. We've like as of this recording, we only have seven episodes. We have over all time, 158 actually streams. So that's pretty cool. I'm so happy for us and excited for us. Hopefully by the time we get to this one, it'll be double that, if not triple, quadruple, whatever. We'll see. Robin Axline: No, whatever. You can tell your friends and then they can tell their friends and then they can tell their friends' and they'll just blow up. You your friends. Tita Lors: Yeah, you could uh- wait, what is it like you could get with your friends? And my friends? And we could be friends! No? Robin Axline: Yeah, I know that song. I know. Tita Lors: Okay, good, was like, leave me hanging! Robin Axline: No, I was just like, wow, this is kind of taking a turn here. Tita Lors: gosh, Robin Axline: Uhhh... Hilarious. Tita Lors: okay, well, I will let you Robin Axline: Well, Tita Lors: close that out. Robin Axline: okay, well, if there's nothing else to say, We want you to stay safe and call your mom. If, if... If you are on speaking terms, but otherwise you don't have to Tita Lors: You Robin Axline: do that part. Tita Lors: You Yeah, okay, sorry, so I know really fast before we go. was watch I was just on reels and then this real came or Instagram and a real came up and it's a transgendered female male. And they're like, it is queer awareness day or whatever. So if you Have gotten this if this came up on your feed congratulations. You're gay and they cuts out and I'm just like I Mean Robin Axline: You're like, Tita Lors: yes, you're very attractive Call me out like that. Geez Robin Axline: Yeah. That's I haven't seen that one. It sounds pretty funny. Tita Lors: It is, I sent it to my friend, I'll send it to you, it's really funny. Yeah, okay, that's it. you know, if, I don't know, hug your friends or something. Robin Axline: Yeah, pet your cat or dog or whatever pet you have. Tita Lors: We're struggling on closing this one out. OK, you know what? Robin Axline: Oh no, so... One more? No. Thank you, thank you so much for getting this far and listening to us. We've had a blast. We hope you did too. Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Robin Axline: So with that being said, Tita Lors: Bug it. Robin Axline: stay petty. Bye bye! Tita Lors: Bye!