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The One Where Everyone Gets Ransacked in Palm Springs · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, look back to give them a podcast. We
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  Speaker 1: are one day shy of my favorite holiday, thanks Giving.
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  Speaker 2: It's your favorite holiday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Christmas? Okay, let me battle you on this, Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Easton, Oh I'm here. I was about to. Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna tune in on the battle because I
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  Speaker 3: very so like Thanksgiving more than Christmas as well.
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  Speaker 1: Because hear me out, hear me out. Thanksgiving is like
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  Speaker 1: the Christmas Eve of Christmas Eve and Christmas Okay, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like you have so much to look forward to
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  Speaker 1: and they're just giving you just a little, a little,
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  Speaker 1: a little taste of what's to come, my fun holiday
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  Speaker 1: to come. You don't have to spend money on anybody,
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  Speaker 1: no gifts to.
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  Speaker 3: Me and the fun. And I think the reason why
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Is because quality time to spend.
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  Speaker 3: And you prepare for Christmas. That's what's fun. Because we
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  Speaker 3: used to do the tree like we decorate on things,
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  Speaker 3: and that's what was fun. So I guess maybe that's
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  Speaker 3: why I like Thanksgiving. No gifts, no money, yeah, money
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  Speaker 3: on the food and then preparing for Christmas. That's what
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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  Speaker 4: No that I can see that. Yeah, I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: say that. I mean I'm cooking everything that's Thanksgiving and
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  Speaker 4: I bought most of this stuff this past weekend and
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  Speaker 4: I spent over three hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: You know that you could come to Thanksgiving with us?
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  Speaker 2: I know, but you know what, I love love.
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  Speaker 5: To cook and this is like my love language. Like
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  Speaker 5: you can still over and to host everything about it.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't like if there was like ten people,
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  Speaker 5: I'd be like anxiety. But it's just like Kyle's mom
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  Speaker 5: and dad and me and Kyle and mom. Okay, so Kyle,
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  Speaker 5: they're both coming. Yeah perfect, I know, and so I
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  Speaker 5: will come to.
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  Speaker 3: But you guys are more love him on your Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: To Kyle, it is so funny.
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  Speaker 1: There's no one fun You're the Joe.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: In my mind, I'm praying to God that like no
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  Speaker 1: production company follows you because you would definitely be offered
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  Speaker 1: a show and.
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  Speaker 2: Me, you know what's hilarious. I don't think we would
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  Speaker 2: ever do it. I love, no, we would never.
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  Speaker 5: I would rather watch people like you and your mom
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  Speaker 5: and Easton on a reality show. I think if like
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  Speaker 5: Kyle and I were on because we are so boring,
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  Speaker 5: think about it.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram is like the funny parts.
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  Speaker 5: But like twenty three hours out of twenty four of
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  Speaker 5: the day. Kyle and I are the most boring couple
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  Speaker 5: you've ever met in your life, So it just wouldn't work.
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  Speaker 5: But you guys are, like, like I said last week,
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  Speaker 5: and we were just talking about this, literally, I'm around
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  Speaker 5: Lisa and Laala most of the week and.
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  Speaker 2: I can't get enough of them.
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  Speaker 5: And if we did like a reality show, if someone,
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  Speaker 5: if any production company is listening and was like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna follow around Lisa Lalla and when Easton moves here
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  Speaker 5: and done, I'm watching it. I'm watching it every week religiously,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm the number.
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  Speaker 3: One fan John.
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  Speaker 1: We went, and I wish that I can't wait until
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  Speaker 1: this podcast has video because I wish you could have
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  Speaker 1: seen my mom, our mom at the Elton John concert
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  Speaker 1: last night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you went to Elton John. Lala went to
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  Speaker 2: Elton John.
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  Speaker 5: Easton didn't go, but Lala and Lisa and Katie and Logan, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: tell us about Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: It was so fantastic, you guys. Let's talk about just
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  Speaker 1: how karma really had our backs yesterday. So it's at
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers Stadium. Obviously, parking is a fucking nightmare. I think
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers Stadium. Correct me if I'm wrong. I know I
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  Speaker 1: could google. Let's google what how many seats are in
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  Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium? Okay, I'm being around seventy thousand.
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  Speaker 2: And it was fully are they limited?
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  Speaker 5: All?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well this says it's the home of Dodger's a
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  Speaker 5: capacity of fifty six thousand, making it the largest baseball
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  Speaker 5: in the United States.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so fifty six thousand seats, give or take the
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  Speaker 1: tiniest little section that was not They weren't filling up,
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  Speaker 1: so you can only imagine how many cars are trying
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  Speaker 1: to get into this area to see Elman John. I
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  Speaker 1: roll up. I park in the very first parking lot
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  Speaker 1: because I was sold when it said easy in, easy
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  Speaker 1: out parking, twenty five dollars done, all right, So I
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  Speaker 1: roll up in there. I see these shuttles and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, we gotta shuttle. This is awesome. We park,
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  Speaker 1: we start walking towards the shuttle. The woman says shuttles
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  Speaker 1: are not for you guys, it is for people working
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  Speaker 1: the concert, and I was like, okay, no big deal,
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  Speaker 1: we'll walk. So we start walking this shuttle. We probably
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you. We were still so close
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  Speaker 1: to the parking lot. All right. The shuttle pulls up,
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  Speaker 1: she opens the doors, and she goes everyone get in.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't tell, I won't takes us all the way,
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  Speaker 1: literally asks every single person on this shuttle what is
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  Speaker 1: your section, and drops us each off at our exact section,
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  Speaker 1: Like that.
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  Speaker 2: Was that a person or was that an angel?
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  Speaker 1: She was an angel? I told her she was an angel.
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  Speaker 1: I gave her a good tip, and she was so grateful,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, it is the least I can
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  Speaker 1: do you. Literally, just like there was one man who
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  Speaker 1: was older and when he got on the bus, he
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  Speaker 1: was already winded and said, you saved my life, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I hope you're not serious, because
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  Speaker 1: that's concerning, right, Like it was so sweet, but I
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  Speaker 1: was also like I was a little worried.
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  Speaker 3: But miles that really is miles away.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, all uphill, and then you do a
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  Speaker 1: quick hook that is total incline. No, okay, So we
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  Speaker 1: got a shuttle well worth the money, well worth the money.
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  Speaker 1: We walk to our section. We roll up to where
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  Speaker 1: the concession stand is no fucking line at all.
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  Speaker 5: None is was it a special like VIP.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was just Karma good Way. No, it was
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of people who are sheep and when they
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  Speaker 1: see a line that there's two people and they just
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  Speaker 1: assume like it must be closed, and it's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not closed. I'm getting in it.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you guys get?
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  Speaker 1: I got a pretzel, French fries, hot dog.
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  Speaker 3: Dog? You share? We shared the pretzel did not glizzies?
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  Speaker 3: The what the glizzies? What time? You never? You never
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  Speaker 3: heard them? Is that they call them gizzies? You never heard?
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  Speaker 1: Do they call them glizzies?
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  Speaker 3: I want to know everywhere New York? Yeah, I need
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  Speaker 3: a glizzy?
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  Speaker 5: What I heard it here?
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  Speaker 3: First?
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  Speaker 1: Please co sign on what this man from Utah is
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  Speaker 1: claiming the East Coast g l i z z y Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: google it.
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  Speaker 2: Bitch, I'm back on my Grizzy. Do you remember that
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  Speaker 2: little wind song?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: He said, bitch on back on my Grizzy, not Glizzyzzy.
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  Speaker 3: Meaning hot dog?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, give me a g it like a.
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  Speaker 2: Gen Z thing or no? Is it like since not
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  Speaker 2: gen Z?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: I know, but I feel like he since cool, like
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  Speaker 4: he knows that and all honesty.
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  Speaker 3: I feel I have no idea where it actually came from.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm positive it came from New York, and it
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  Speaker 3: was probably some TikTok something that went.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually unsure, but I'm one hundred percent sure that
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  Speaker 1: it came by.
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  Speaker 3: No, it came from New York. I do know that. Really,
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  Speaker 3: I love the dog vendors.
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  Speaker 5: Come on everything New York saying.
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  Speaker 1: That Lisa and I got our own Glizzies. We did
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  Speaker 1: not share a Glizzy Nope. And then the concert starts
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  Speaker 1: and my mother, who is the baddest bitch you will
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  Speaker 1: ever meet in your life, sixty two fucking snatched as
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  Speaker 1: it gets, never seen a workout a day in her life,
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  Speaker 1: eats like shit.
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  Speaker 3: The one thing she got mad at me when I
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  Speaker 3: went to Trader Joe's because I didn't grab the rice crackers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh she's slack ice crackers, harder than you'll,
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  Speaker 1: harder you'll than you'll ever see anyone, slab rice bags
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  Speaker 1: upon bag.
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  Speaker 3: She buys six at a time and I'm not kidding you.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, so such an icon.
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  Speaker 1: She's such an icon. I wish you could have seen
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  Speaker 1: her dance. I'm gonna do it for you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Can you film it that we can post it.
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  Speaker 2: One thousand percent.
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  Speaker 4: This will be posted on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeahd wait, why is this so accurate?
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  Speaker 3: I that's the one thing that I own. She loves
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  Speaker 3: raising the room. She fucking yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 5: That was really good because I've seen her dance with
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  Speaker 5: ocean before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I look identical to my mom now.
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  Speaker 5: That you guys, La La could be on SNL with
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  Speaker 5: the impressions with the voices in the movement.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, that was Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I can't wait to post that because now people
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  Speaker 1: can see she was in her element, didn't sit down
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  Speaker 1: the entire time. I felt like I had a duty
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  Speaker 1: to the Disney Plus viewers to at all times when
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  Speaker 1: my wrist band lied up to put it in the air.
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  Speaker 3: Wait did they light up all together?
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  Speaker 1: Tell us about these letters, You'll get a wristband. When
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  Speaker 1: you entered the park, and there was like this song
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  Speaker 1: where it was like thunder and lightning, and every time
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  Speaker 1: the bass would drop like light things would light up.
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  Speaker 1: So I was fixated, like I was digging out him.
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, we also are live streaming Disney
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  Speaker 1: Plus worldwide, so like it is my duty, it is
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  Speaker 1: all of our duties. Okay for when this lights up
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  Speaker 1: to put it in the air. Okay, I was almost
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  Speaker 1: wishing that I would have gone too.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I wish they just I've streamed, do
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  Speaker 4: you guys.
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  Speaker 3: In? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And then Lisa, it was beyond fantastic. I cannot believe.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, my mom said, the last time she
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  Speaker 1: saw Elton John she was in the ninth grade in Utah.
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  Speaker 2: Can you believe that? So overall the show was iconic, iconic.
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  Speaker 3: I do want to what was most of the the audience?
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  Speaker 3: Was it older or was it kind of you?
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  Speaker 1: And no? I mean there it was like a variety.
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  Speaker 1: There were elderly people who were fucking getting so buck
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  Speaker 1: wild and it was amazing to see. Then there were
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  Speaker 1: literally like little kids there. Yeah, you know, like their
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  Speaker 1: parents had taken them, which I really when I see
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, like that parent is smart. But like
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here playing like a shawnty Elton John Whitney Houston.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well that's how I hit all the notes. And
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  Speaker 2: that's how you know the icons too.
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  Speaker 5: You go to something like, I mean, Elton John, Hello,
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  Speaker 5: it's Elton And you go to something like that, little
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  Speaker 5: kids all the way up to elderly people.
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  Speaker 2: It's like he speaks to everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, like Brannon our brother, Yeah, introduced dreda tool and
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  Speaker 3: now that's his favorite man and he would have never known.
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  Speaker 3: And they went to his con who tool was right?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: But same? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So we roll up to the line though to get
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  Speaker 1: in right. We're standing the line and there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people in the line and I was like, I say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm such a clown. I go, you guys, did you
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  Speaker 1: hear the bitches back? And these the women look and
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  Speaker 1: one woman goes, oh, honey, we never left. I was like, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. It was to get cheesy. It was
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  Speaker 1: amazing to look around and be like this one artist
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  Speaker 1: has brought all of us together where all we are
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  Speaker 1: here to do is just like bask in his talent
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  Speaker 1: and what he's done for people through his music, through
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  Speaker 1: his charity work, through just a living the way he
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  Speaker 1: wants to live. You know, it was It was absolutely inspiring.
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  Speaker 1: There were these two cute guys in front of us,
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  Speaker 1: and one kid kept doing the heart hands and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it is about, like someone doing the
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  Speaker 1: hearthnds that I just go, oh my god, you are
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  Speaker 1: so sweet, Like I love you. I love you. I know,
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  Speaker 1: like you are the cutest thing I've ever seen. I
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  Speaker 1: love that he kept putting his heart hands on there.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I adore you so much. I just
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  Speaker 1: I loved everyone at Dodgers Stadium last night. I really did.
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  Speaker 1: It feels emotional already, it was emotional, and then my
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  Speaker 1: karma got even better. How So then, because I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm parking at the last lot because all these people
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  Speaker 1: who are getting primo parking spots by the park, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be waiting, They're gonna have to We're like cattle
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  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, and you can't just like hit a
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  Speaker 1: person unless you're the woman at the gate, then you
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  Speaker 1: most certainly do. So I get in the car, A
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  Speaker 1: car lets me in. I'm waiting, and I have to
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  Speaker 1: cross traffic to make a left. Both lanes fucking stop
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: Both lanes stopped for me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's insane. I would say, what have you done?
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  Speaker 5: But I already know I'm like this, and yet this.
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  Speaker 1: Bit r blow drops my whole life. I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, guys. I'm still la la bitch.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, So you got home and what record time,
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  Speaker 5: probably after a concert, like they.
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  Speaker 1: Woke me and then we woke using up and then
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  Speaker 1: imain on a woke an Ocean up. You did and
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  Speaker 1: it started tickling her back. So I just want to
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  Speaker 1: see that she was okay, and her cute little bum
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  Speaker 1: was in the air, So I like, I need a baby.
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  Speaker 1: And then she woke up and looked at me and goes.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm getting you out. I'm getting you out.
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  Speaker 3: Of her just in the kitchen and I just hear
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  Speaker 3: walking down and yeah, she's just perfect.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: Last night?
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  Speaker 5: So I babysat Ocean last night until Easton came and
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  Speaker 5: she we were dancing and having having quite a time.
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  Speaker 1: It was girls night. Oh.
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  Speaker 5: I took videos of her on my phone that I
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  Speaker 5: can't but I said.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a few.
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  Speaker 5: It was probably like a half an hour before bed,
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  Speaker 5: and she'd eat her pizza and I took her over
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  Speaker 5: to the fridge and I opened the fridge to get
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: her water, and she pointed at the tangerines and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, you want a tangerine?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So I take it out and I give it
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  Speaker 5: to her to hold, and then we're gonna go over
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  Speaker 5: and peel it.
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  Speaker 2: And I turn and look and she's.
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  Speaker 5: Sunk into the tangerine like an apple, and seemed to
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: be like, if I would have let her, she would
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  Speaker 5: eat that whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I figure people put peels on things all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Well you're supposed to, I hear from the healthy community.
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  Speaker 4: You're supposed to eat a lot of peels like the
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  Speaker 4: people killing it.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 5: But I was like, oh, no, no, no, And then I
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  Speaker 5: peeled it off and she went cock got to appeal
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  Speaker 5: and I say, yeah, it's yucky.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was an amazing night, Jess. You're amazing for
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  Speaker 1: doing that. I was looking at the Elton John tickets
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  Speaker 1: and I had Ocean all weekend, and you guys know
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  Speaker 1: I do not when I have my kid. Mmmmm, shit,
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  Speaker 1: I have my kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I want to put her to bed. I want to
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  Speaker 1: wake up with her, like we're doing the whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: We're spending the day together. But I really wanted my
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  Speaker 1: mom to experience this, and so we already planned the
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  Speaker 1: balloon festival. So I was like, Sunday night is the
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  Speaker 1: only night that we could swing it. So you just
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: saved the day, and then Easton saved the day by
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  Speaker 1: taking over.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jess, oh my gosh, I left shit in the uber.
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  Speaker 3: I Jess would have got home earlier, my dumb ass.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 5: I was planning wing there till eleven, and Easton was like,
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: got there at like eight thirty and then was like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm so so I was out of
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  Speaker 5: there by like nine thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, she had to stay there longer because
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  Speaker 3: I had to hit up my uber because I forgot
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: my I didn't even care what was in it. I
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  Speaker 3: just wanted the bag that it was like my dog
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  Speaker 3: kit that you bought for I was like that it
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  Speaker 3: was Louisa. So I was like he got it back.
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  Speaker 3: Though I did get it back. I mean I had
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  Speaker 3: just a couple of cords.
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  Speaker 1: Did you tip the guy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I get him a hundred really yeah? Hell, I thought,
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  Speaker 3: you know, what are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Air?
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  Speaker 3: So I had air pods in there, not I mean,
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  Speaker 3: all replaceable. I didn't care about that. It was the
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: gift that you got me that I cared about. So
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: for a hundred bucks to get it back and then everything,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I was like, they're well worth it. But I felt
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: bad because I'm taking money out of his pocket to
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: go work.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: He could go and someone else.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like, I will give you cash
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: and he was like sounds good.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: And you know what, that's so sweet because I thank.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: You for waiting again for me. She's the great.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: But you know that guy didn't have to return it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: He could have that.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I don't have it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: No, that's my fault, and he could.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Have taken it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: And he'd apologized to and he was like, hey, just
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: because you made a because I did make a whatever
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: it is, a ticket or a coin, I made a client.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: So he literally was in the claim to take a
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: picture of like giving it back to me. He was like,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I hate to tell you, but you might get charged
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: like fifteen bucks on your card as well. And I
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: was like, bro, I could give a shit. Yeah. I
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: was like is this enough for you? And he was
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: like dude, he goes you were my last ride. He
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: was like, I lived close. So he was like, I'm
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: glad that you got it back, and I was like.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: That's so important, especially this holiday season. Tip your drivers,
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: your waiters, all of them.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Also, this just goes to show like sounds like yesterday,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: it was just like a.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Good day, the karma that you get, but you've done
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: amazing things to deserve what you had on that day.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: But by the way, I mean, you can be a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: shitty person these days and like really get away with it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: So shout out to everybody yesterday who really came correct
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: and did the Lord's work all right, whether you believe
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: in that or not doesn't matter, Like y'all were good
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: humans and I appreciate that.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, got back to you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Right, Let's just all do good and get good back.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Let's like really dive into this real quick, because apparently
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Jessica is the perfect nose.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: No, you guys, stop, because it's I've always loved your nose.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: It's not that listen. I appreciate my nose. I love myself.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: I'm very confident.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: What wait, let's let's let the listeners know. Why do
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: you say that?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I've always loved your nose because it's very
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: just like straight and very slant done. Like I love
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: a nose like that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: It looks great, but the like from the like straight on.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: But the thing is it's perfect.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: From the side.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: That's also the thing, Like you can have a good
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: nose from dead on. But once you turn it can
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: either be.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Like Dad, Dad got My dad got hit by a
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: two by four and.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: What yeah?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: How my grandpa was making him hold up wood and
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: it fell and smacked him in the face.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Did he break?
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it broke?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: And did he fix it now? And my grandpa didn't care.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: That's because like, you're fine?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Backup?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: So what was it?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't crooked? He Actually I loved Dad's notes,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: but it had like the bump on it. But I
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: loved I just adored my dad's face. It had so
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: much character.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: You have his nose before the two by four, I
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: kent he does. He had a rate little nose.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just from the two by four. So
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: we go to do this fatial with this doctor Canodia, right,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: and apparently he's like the rhinoplasty king. Okay, he's done everybody.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And I asked his assistant, a very famous person who
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I wish I had her nose, and she said he's
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: on everyone's nose. And I said, did he do this person?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And she said, I can't confirm or deny that, And
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I said, can you look up? And she looked up
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I love him.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: But anyway, he comes in, looks at Jessica's nose. Okay,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: he's walking by the office that we're sitting in and
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: literally stops walks in and he's like, your nose looks
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: perfect nose.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: No, he loved her nose, which is so here's I'm
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: gooda that's very sweet. He said, more specifically, it's the
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: perfect nose for my face. So he said, here's what
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: I think if you cut, if you took a picture
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: of my nose, you're a normal person.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: This is just my opinion.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: It's not going to bring that photo to a rhinoplasty
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: doctor and be like, this is the nose I want.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: But he did say for my face, he specifically said
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: with my cheekbones.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it works.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: And he said if I came to him for a
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: nose job, he would turn me away, which is very nice.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: And you you guys, that made me feel really good
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: because I've been like with you to certain plastic surgery
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: doctors who I love, and with my friends back home
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: when they're getting botox or fillers, because I haven't done
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: anything to my face yet, and I can tell always,
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: I can always tell this isn't just in my mind,
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: because someone was with me once and they were like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: oh my god, plastic surgery doctors or whatever. I can
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: tell they'll like assess my face a lot, and you
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: can see their eyes. It's almost like they see a
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: face like you can tell I haven't had worked done
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: just because like my rinkles and whatever.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And you can you can tell.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: It's almost like they see a face and they're like, oh,
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I could do so much to this face, you know,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: like there's so much I can do.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: And they're like, I could rob I could literally take
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: all her money.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: And you see their eyes and they're even like talking
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: to my friend and they're like looking at my face
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: and like talking and looking and you can see them.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: You can see them, like the botox I would put
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: in this bitch.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You're looking a blank canvas.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And so the pain time also like I could
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: rob her for all of her money and not have
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: to do anything at all to her face.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: No, but he didn't have to say that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: So when he told me my.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Nose he would cut in and my nose was too
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: broad the bones, He's like, bones aren't supposed to be
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: that broad on a nose. I was like, why I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: officially hate.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Myself no, you guys have great we all have beautiful noses.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: But it was nice because I.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Thought when he first when he looked at me and
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: came and I was like, shit, I'm sitting on some
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting on something that I shouldn't be sitting on.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: And then when he said and then he when he
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: looked at my face, I was like, here it goes.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Because I'm like, they're all so polite, they won't say anything,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: but this guy is gonna say something.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: And he didn't.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: He said something nice.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So that was nice. And I think that your nose
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: needs an Instagram. The gen Zers will really have a hat, I.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Know, righty God?
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: So that yeah, so that was nice. It was a
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: nice little confidence booster. I have the fucking best nose.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: You all better fucking just.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Recognize.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Can you please just post your nose a lot?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Let's post my nose someone. This is funny because someone.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Holy fans for it, only fans.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I'll do it for my nose, I am.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: This is perfect for the person that d M me
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: and said you're you're on your fucking high horse lately
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: and I'm sick of it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Someone said that in the DMU yourself, you.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Think I'm on a high horse now, baby. That comment
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: just further up, like this is perfect for that person,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: So you're welcome. Okay, So can we talk about this
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: real quick? What I want to like prep people because
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Easton is soon going to be a fixture on the podcast,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: so it's not going to be yeah, it's not going
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to be so tailored to one thing, you know. So
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: this is me taking Easton and like prepping him for
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: the weekly podcast because we're not always going to be
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: talking about Thanksgiving, you know. And yes, by the way,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: we're putting you on the market.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have to apply. I have to, and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: we get to pay you.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I have both of you. So they put their applications
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: in to.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Us, and then Lala and I go through and then
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: done their first and last name and where they're from.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yes to the p I yes, little background check.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Multiple girls have said we brought this up a couple
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: of weeks ago and they're like, I'll apply to date
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: east And.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, how big of you.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: To get to what hum?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: So what hum?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I said to get to what hum?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Like? Oh, okay, got it? Sorry, I'm so so we went.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I know that's hitting. We need another one. Shout out
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Duncan Is it Duncan Donuts? So for disponsor the podcast? Right? Okay,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: so you guys, we went to Palm Springs this weekend.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I told you we went for the hot air balloon Fest.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: It was me, my wife, partner, Lisa, my mom, my daughter,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Jack's brid cruise, Janet, Jason, and Jared. Okay. The airbnb
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: that we stayed in was pretty unbelievable. It was so cute.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so obsessed with it, and I just think if
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you guys are interested, I'm gonna tag them because I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: just think if you're gonna go to Home Springs, it's
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it was the perfect time.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: You all stayed in the same one.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: We all stayed in the same one. Love that it
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: was a she yes, so that their Instagram. I'm gonna
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: post photos and videos. But it's feather like a feather,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: feather stays s T A Y S and then the
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: other the house is the pink Flamingo ps.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: How many beds and baths in case there's any bachelorette
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: or bachelor party.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: So there's two sweets, there's two regular bedrooms, then there's
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: another bedroom. So I think five, yeah, five total, five
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: total then you have three bathrooms, huge kitchen, huge living space.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: The backyard is ginormous with a pool and barbecue and everything.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And then the garage they've turned into like a cool entertainment,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: like there's a ping pong table, big cozy couches.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have to go with a group.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: No, it was amazing.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: However, oh no, not the house. The house is beyond Lisa.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: The day that we're leaving, right in the house, okay,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: we've been ransom. I was like, what do you mean
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: ran side. She goes the car, the diaper bag is gone.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're fucking kidding me, right, Like, the diaper
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: bag has my wallet, all my credit cards. I need
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to drive home from Palm Springs. Okay, Lisa's wallet has
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: everything in there. And I was like, there's no fucking way.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: And Lisa was like, there is a way. We didn't
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: lock the car, Lauren. And I was like, Lisa, there's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: no fucking way. I know I locked the car, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: she goes, well, the diaper bag is gone. Keys were
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: in it, so obviously you couldn't have locked the car.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: And now we've all been ramped. She loved that word.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Ramsacked all for thank god, the diaper bag was in
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the bedroom, okay. So I was like, we didn't get ransacked,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and she goes, come look, come look at the car.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So I walk out and we very we did get ramsack. Okay.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Every crevice of the car had been opened. Lisa's ring
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: that I was like, thank god, it was just a ring.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: But she got in Puerto Rico while I was pregnant
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: doing a movie, so like had sentimental value, but I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: just had to let it go. Jackson Brittney's car also,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: they broke into it, nothing was taken, which is so
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: fucking weird. They obviously didn't lock theirs either. The neighbor
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: pulls up and said, did they hate your car too?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, they said ours too. We
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: saw them on the Mareen camera. It was at eleven
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: or at one thirty am. I'm like, that is terrifying
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: because we weren't sitting in the garage okay and like
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: playing a game.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: You were yes, oh my god.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: But they were like they didn't get anything from us either.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, so what was the pub?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Well, they're probably in all honesty when you ransack a
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: car like that, if you're going most people are going
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: to open the glove box.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the glove box was open.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: What they will do is they will take your like
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: registration registered, because that has information of where your car's at.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: So double check that. And I'm only saying that to
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: everybody who might be ran.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That's your home address.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: That yeah, it had your home address.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't that is it my home address.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Not for you, lalla, but for most people it all
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: have their home cares.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think my registration was in the glove box anymore.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Really, but it wouldn't have had your home address.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: No, I never put my home up.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of so like even your insurance like
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: know when they're like we need prove insure and registration.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Your insurance card has a lot of information as well.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: My insurance cards were still there.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, But if you do get ransacked, like a lot
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: of people just look in the glove box to see
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: what was taken, but a lot or like the center console,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: no one really looks to see the paperwork that was
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: in there has a lot of information about you and
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: your car. Luckily it if you were actually just check.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: But it's it's scary, it's only it just makes you
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: feel like you were attacked.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that you were surprised wasn't taken or did you
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: not have anything super valuable?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: There was nothing valuable in the car. I was a
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: little it seemed like they were younger kids that did it,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: because it just was like a messy job. And also
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: if I think it was, if it were like older
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: people that did it, they would have taken I mean,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: we had the car seat, we had the strollers, Jackson
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Brittany had this big wagon that was worth a lot
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: of money. And I just feel like with this time
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: of year, and if they would have been older, I
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: know that I'm sure they had kids or no people
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: that kids, and those are all things that are very expensive,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: like it's expensive to have a baby and go and
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: buy these who knows, Yes.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: They could have been just looking for the twenty bucks
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: cash or whatever.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: But no smash windows so anyone's and even.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: The neighbor was like, we left our car u lock too,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: but we cleaned it out last night, so thank god.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: But luckily, usually if your car is not unlocked, they'll
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: break the window.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Too loud, though if there are houses all in it,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: like next to each other, that's so loud.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Breaking a window. Someone's gonna hear it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: How weird that. I'm like, our car was so good. Oh,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: by the way before over, you gotta wait. It's like, okay,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: so that was because I must have done something bad,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: and then this was like I did something good.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: No, but you didn't leave anything in there. Imagine if
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: the diaper bag was left in there. I don't know
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: what I was amazing. You didn't have to get anything sold.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: If they would have taken that, they would have taken
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the car keys. The car keys were in the diaper bag.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I literally used this like forty dollars backpack. Wherever I go,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it gets spilled on, you throw it in the wash,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: many come apartments, easy to get into. The Gucci diver bag.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Is gorgeous inside. Yeah, you have fun getting nightmare.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah you cool with it. Actually you look stupid, like
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: who would do that?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe you'll carry it when she's like five.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe could be like a book bag. Yeah, totally sent
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Ocean into the first grade with a giant diaper bag
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that we've converted into a book bag.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Fuck it, I feel like that. The thing is, I
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: don't know if she'd be the only kid doing that though, I.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I know, probably the parents are like, we
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: spent a lot of money on this when you were
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a newborn. Yeah, Jess, I wanted to thank you for
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: the TV guy that you hired.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I did, Wait why.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Because we did talk about this and I specifically hired
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: a TV guy based on.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Someone to come hanging the TV.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you how this went down? Tell me please,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: because I swear to God it was like whoa.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: No, you guys hold on because I was sad that
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I didn't get I was like, I thought for sure
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: i'd get a caller text and I didn't. And I
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: was like, Okay, so he wasn't as good looking in
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: his photo in real life, and that's fine.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: But tell me because this is so exciting.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Was hitting just right. So I pull into the parking
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: garage and I see this guy waiting to get on
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: the elevator. Okay, and I'm sitting here waiting for the gate. Tope.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I'm motherfucker. If I don't get on the same elevator,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my mind. I need to be where
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: this man is going on that elevator, So I like
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: fucking whip the car around. As soon as the gate opens.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I pull into my spot. I look over, he's gone
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: up already, all right. So I was like, wasn't meant
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: to be? So I walk into the house.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Where is he? And shirtless?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: On a hundred. I was on a hundred all right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know what had happened that day, but I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: was like, Mom, fuck these motherfuckers. And she's like, Lauren,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I'm in the guest room. And so I walk into
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the guest room and there is the man come to mama.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: I would also need one hung up in the bathroom.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, if you guys ever need
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: anything else, like, I'm happy to give you my direct
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: phone number.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we'll take that from.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: You, guys.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: This is so exciting because I literally was we needed
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: a new handyman because ours was out of town or something.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And by ours I mean Laala and Lisa's but ours, Yeah,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: and they needed.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: A TV hung So I went on the website I
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: usually do. I won't say it here, but if you
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: want to know, DM me and looked through some photos
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: and I had some options you put in the day
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: and time you need. I wasn't like creepy about it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Day and time you need and then like ten people
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: popped up, and so I was like, okay, well then
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: I'll just see their photos.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: And I saw this one man and I was.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Like, Okay, if he looks as good in person as
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: his photo does, then this will be a nice treat
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: for Lalla.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: But that makes me so sappy.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: He had a little baby face tattoo where on like
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: his cheek area.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Yea, what was it? That's gonna hold on? What was it? Though?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I need to know?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't say I had to play cool.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I couldn't be like harassing baby face like a face
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of the No. It was like a small tattoo, like
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a tattoo that was like a baby baby face tattoo. Okay,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like other men I had have dated,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: but it was it was. It was there like I
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: need to go myself.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I hated.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: The podcast. All Right, you're no longer just my brother.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You're like stepping into like we're going to be talking
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: about BD. Yes, there may be a time in my
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: near future where I get laid and we're going to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: talk about it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: D Okay, So only that. Who's Pete Davidson dating?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Are you joking? He's killing it? He pulls like no other.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: It is. But he also I think he's super hot
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: with like his tattoos and just like his vibe and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and he's funny.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: It's like six three. I think he's a good looking
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: he's super good.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: He's got that.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: And then once he Kim Kardashian, it was like, Okay,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you are now like the hottest of hot right.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's got the sauce, as the kids.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Would say, I hang out with him.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: What does that the sauce? I don't know.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I've heard it on TikTok sauce. I heard it on
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: TikTok once gen Zy, but it might not even be
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: a thing, but I heard it, and so I'm going
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: to use it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: So hold on, But so did you text him? Need
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: right now?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I don't have to for him. It's like I'm not horny,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: so I don't need to have sex, and then I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: don't want a relationship. So as of right now, men
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: are completely worthless.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: But he's the hand He's the new handyman.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: He's going to be very handy. Yes, he's gonna hand.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: You might be as well, very handy for him.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just tru that is put perfectly. So we are
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: going to Jackson Brittany's for oh, speaking of Jackson Brittany,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: because for some reason, when I think of Jack's, I
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: think of Florida. This has nothing to do with him.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: But I've realized, because I just watched another twenty twenty episode,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: which I do often, I'm never moving to a small
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: town and I'm never moving to Florida because I've noticed
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: every single murder they start with, I'll live in a
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: small town. This would never happen. We all knew our
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: neighbors and we were all shocked. And I'm like, really though,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: because I've watched a thousand of these episodes and they
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: all start with this, or it starts.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: With it's almost like the people who aren't shocked need
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Locked, or it starts with we found Susie dead in
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: the you know yes, and then it's like it flashes
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: like Florida. I'm like kids, the one water tower in
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the middle y, No small town of Florida. I'm not
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: coming there.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: We realize its own country.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, yeah, we're really happy where you live.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: But I've seen too many twenty twenty episodes that just
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: start the same way.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Florida's wild all the craziest.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: If you ever see this was like a thing going
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: on socials, if you ever see the most insane headline
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: headline in the news, like like man escapes via hot
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: air balloon from Chase and then lands on a mountain
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: and builds a home, and like it's always really its always, yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: man always with pat Alligator hot walking down.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Every time I reach something in Florida, I'm like, how
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: is this connected to the United States.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: However, there's a lot of shit where I'm like, Utah
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: looks pretty sketch because I just watched a documentary called
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Murder among the Mormons, Okay, where this guy just like
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: forged all of these documents. He was a genius, where
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like he would forge these documents that would relate to
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the church Todent Lincoln, and he knew how to properly
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: do it, so when he's sent it in to be authenticated,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: they'd be like, this is real because he knew how
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: to age the paper, he knew how to age the ink.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: But people he was he would sell these documents yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: for like hundreds of thousands of dollars. And this was
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: in the seventies.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: So like collectibles or something.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he The most famous among the Mormons
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: was the Salamander Letters Okay, that he forged, and the
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: church was like, we can't let this get out. This
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: is crazy. So they were going to pay him for
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: these documents, but he was on the brink of getting
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: found out. So he creates bombs and starts murdering people
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: close to him.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Hm.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that happened. Then you watch things like Under
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the Banner of Heaven, Utah Mormons, the Lafferty fucking murders.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I don't know that I want to
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: live very Mormons.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, all of them. I'm not gonna say that.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: It's not every small town. It's not a blanketed state.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: We're not talking blanketed statements here, but yeah, there's at Yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: So like their plates that they keep hidden in a
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: mountain in Utah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever seen the Book of Mormon plays,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Like we need to because I've heard the funniest shit
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I've ever seen in my life.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: But like when they talk about Joseph Smith and they're
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: like he did this down and the other I'm like,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it sounds to me like he took the mushrooms.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: It's right, Like if I were to go and do what.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: He came out and said, like I me, I went
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: into the woods by myself and God spoke. You know,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I'd be in a room by myself kills.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it'd.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: But some people, it's like a lot of cult leaders.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: I'm not comparing Mormonism to a cult, but I'm just
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: saying a lot of cult leaders. There are people that
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: have this power of persuasion and they just draw people in.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: That's how so many cults that end with like people
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: dying and like shit like that happens. It's like and
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: a lot of people to this day, back then are
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: lost or they're looking for purpose and they're the perfect
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: person for like shit like that.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Well, my dad because he left the church at a
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: very young twenty two, and it was a constant battle
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: within that side of the family. And my dad asked
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: my grandmother, God rest her soul. I fucking love you, Grahams,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: don't love the way that you like believed in some
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: crazy shit. That's okay, you're up there, you know the truth,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: crazy Jesus. But my dad asked her, like if the
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: president of the church asked you to drink poison, would
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you And she goes, I'm not going to answer that
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: question because he would never ask us to do it,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: and she and he was like, but if he didn't,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: she goes, I don't feel comfortable answering that question. It's like,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: what do you mean that is a while? I know. Wow,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: this podcast is weird today.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I love it. I love the happy Thanksgiving everybody.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: You should rebrand this podcast to just be like lalas tangent.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: People say all the d ms are their favorites or
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: when Easton is on and when there's Tangents happening.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: So there the thing is, I had to say it again,
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: the moremon tangent. I don't know if back but no,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: like just and I don't know if it's with all people,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: but like the woman who used to just kiss our
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: dad hello, you know, but I don't know if that
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: is the Mormons and my dad fu yeah tell us.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: So we would have Thanksgiving type parties or a Christmas party.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: They would come over with their family. We were family friends.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: My dad and the husband of the woman kissing him
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: were very good friends. But they would come over. He
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: would hugger and she would initiate the kiss, kiss on
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: the mouth, like just like a quick peck. But it's
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: almost to the point like I've never seen that done,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: but it's almost like is that a Utah Mormons winger ship?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: That was I But I feel like my dad hated.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: It too, did he?
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think you love it?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It was your mom's friend, right, yeah?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Did she hate it? My mom? No, because I think
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: it really was just like a friendly like.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: High and I think it didn't bother mom or Lisa
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: because of how much my dad hated it. So like
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: when my dad hates it, my mom's like, I just
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: suck it up. It's my friend, get over it.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I see Lisa literally saying that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: So that was weird. And like as children, you see
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: like some woman kissing your dad and you're like, that's weird,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: but in front of everyone, so I feel like it's
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: not secretive but it's going on.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: I've never I never never saw that happen ever. But
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: that would be like were you how old were you guys?
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Because were you never.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Just like I mean I was about to.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Well, we asked you did have questions in the world,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: it was off limits. Like I remember going up to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: my parents and being like, this is what I saw
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: out of friends today. Is it normal for people to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: be like get filmed while his dick is out in
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: this woman's mouth And my mom's.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, like porn.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I was like what was going on?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: All the time, I didn't know it was porn? And
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: my mom talked me through it. She was like, that's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: called an adult video, and yes, that is normal for
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: adults to do. You shouldn't be watching that. And then
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I just knew, like, that's not for my eyes. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: know that at some point, like I guess that's normal.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. My mom said it shouldn't be filmed, yeah,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: but like it's out there. Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: So here's my question for both of you, if either
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: of you, because I'm interested, we're in a situation like
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: that and someone and they just kissed you on the lips,
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: what are you saying?
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Are you having a talk?
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Are you asking pulling them aside and asking them kindly
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: not to do it? Or are you just sucking it up?
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: And I know this person kisses me on the lips
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: every time I see them.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: If it's my significant others for and I would go
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: to my significant other and say, hey, is there a
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: reason behind why she does this? And I'm not liking it,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: and then I would have her either say something or
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I would just say, well, I'm asking her politely not
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know, when someone's leaning in
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: for a kiss, Like if someone started coming towards me
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: with their mouth, I'd be like, whoa, what are you doing?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You would yes, I'd be like, no, here's my cheek.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, because that could make it uncomfortable and awkward
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: if you're like, well, because especially if they bring you
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: in for a hug, you.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Want to know what's more uncomfortable is you kissing me
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: on the mouth exactly, all right, So like I don't
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: really give a fuck if you feel uncomfortable.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly what I give.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I feel comfortable, and I'm not comfortable with you leaning
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: in to kiss me on my mouth, right.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: And I love the parents these days who don't make kids,
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: because you know, growing up, it was always like go
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: hug your uncle, or go hug and I love the
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: parents these days, or go hug my friend, like go
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: hug them goodbye, go and it was like uncomfortable, and
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: I love one. Parents these days are like no, no, no,
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: she doesn't have to give you a hug if she
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: doesn't want to, she can say by kindly from here,
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: my sister in.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Law, Does that really? Do you like that? Yeah? I
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: love it. I think it's important for a child to
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: make the decision if I want to hug this person,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I can If I don't want to, like funk.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Off, well, there's no better. In my opinion, there's nobody
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: that knows if they are in a comfortable or an
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: uncomfortable position than a child. I feel like they know
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: if this is a comfortable human being, just based off
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: of the energy that they are putting off. So I
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: would give and doesn't want hucause we always used to
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: have to go hug people goodbye, right, I mean, but
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: it was just back now, that was how it was.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: But you know your uncle.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But you know what it taught me though, because
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: in like college and high school, there were so many
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: times where I was just like and this and not
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: this isn't as traumatic as it sounds, but where I
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: was just like just fucking grin and Barrett and I'll
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: be it'll be over and it's not.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: It's not as bad as you're just like Grandma's.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Yes, or like sitting now to some fucking college guy
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: who's wasted talking in my face. But I don't want
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: to be rude and get up and be like, you're
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: fucking annoying, So I'm like, Okay, just sit here for
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: fifteen minutes and let it happen and then eventually he'll
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: fucking fuck off or.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Something, you know, big difference between you're annoying me. Yeah,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: like I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable. I'm telling you, kick rock. Yes,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: if you're annoying me, like all engage and find a
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: nice way to be. Like I'm gonna grab a drink,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Like do you want anything? And yeah, I don't know.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, thank god because I'm not coming back
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I know, right.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the bathroom is the greatest escape.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Before we sign off, what is everyone excited about for Thanksgiving?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: And what is everyone thankful for it? Jess, I love that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Oh I have to start, No, I should end.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, Easton, Well, I'm thankful for family, Okay. I'm very
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: blessed to come out here and be around everybody I love,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: and I'm excited to just be around everybody that makes
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: me happy.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: And I'm excited for Lisa's sweet potatoes.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those hit different I'm excited for Lisa's sweet potatoes too.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to go to Jackson, Brits. I think it'll
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: be super cute, and I just love watching the kids together.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: And I would say I'm thankful for you guys in
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: this room. I'm thankful for my kid, and I'm thankful that,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: even throughout all of the craziness that is my life,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: that I am the happiest I've ever been in my life.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I love hearing that because I've told you how many times.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I'm proud of you.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I love zy Tea well.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: I am excited. It's excited for and thankful for is that.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: I'm excited for to host Thanksgiving. I think it'll be fun.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: I'm excited for twenty twenty three. I know we're not
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: there yet, but I just feel I feel good about
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: it and hopeful, and I'm thankful for you both. I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: thankful for this la family I have, which are the Burninghams.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: I love that ch and yeah, that's what I'm thankful for.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: And I'm thankful for this job and just the ones
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: I love being able to be around, the ones I
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: love for Thanksgiving, love that nothing about.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's why I love Thanksgiving so much because
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it really is just about like doing nothing, eating great food,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and being with people that you really enjoy and care about.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, let's bring this full circle because that's how we started.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: That's why you love it so much. Is that why
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: you love it so much?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I really do. And I don't know if it
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: sounds weird, but on my end, just like working, it's
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: nice because when you're away from work, like now, you
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: have no like all of that's behind me, so like Thanksgiving,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: like you know, there's no stress, there's nothing like that,
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  Speaker 3: And I think that's why I really love it as well.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like everyone's shutting down with their loved ones. Yeah,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I am obsessed with Thanksgiving. Thank you guys so much
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: for listening to another episode of the Give Them whil
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  Speaker 1: A podcast. I hope if you're traveling, you reach your
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: destination safely, you return home safely. I love you guys
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: so much. Happy Thanksgiving and I will catch you next
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  Speaker 1: week