Latest / What's Up Fool? Podcast / Butch Escobar - Ep 585
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Why yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
- 0:09Speaker 2: By Berkeley's fucking babs fuck proche right, bro, yeah exactly. WHOA,
- 0:18Speaker 2: I'm from the Bay.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up everybody? Hello? What's up? Food to everybody,
- 0:31Speaker 3: everybody out there from the Bay. We got Philippe Barza
- 0:35Speaker 3: here from East al a, the East Bay bro, and
- 0:39Speaker 3: fucking riz f Montaay riding the fucking whip, Homie.
- 0:45Speaker 2: We're from the Bay. What's riding the whip? Bro crack
- 0:50Speaker 2: we're talking about that. We're from the Bay.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Actually, Oh you're from the Bay.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Oh you?
- 0:54Speaker 1: Oh you goes riding the whip.
- 0:56Speaker 3: The next gym, wherever you want?
- 0:57Speaker 1: Where do you want me at?
- 0:58Speaker 3: Wherever you want?
- 0:59Speaker 2: Here?
- 0:59Speaker 3: Next? My boy, it goes right, nigga, turn in the corner.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Butchy wolchy roll. How do I look? Yeah?
- 1:07Speaker 3: How you look? Okay, we're giving you exercise now, good plenty.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Today I was I walked up and down Hollywood Boulevard.
- 1:17Speaker 3: To What's Up fool? What's up? Full podcast? Yea, you
- 1:22Speaker 3: took your razor scooter to the airport and what happened?
- 1:27Speaker 3: Oh ship, you were telling you the story, but we
- 1:29Speaker 3: never somebody tripped you. No, no, no, right we know
- 1:32Speaker 3: that we knew that he had to scooter, but we
- 1:34Speaker 3: don't know he left it somewhere. But what happened.
- 1:37Speaker 1: I crashed it.
- 1:37Speaker 3: You crashed on the way to the airport. And the
- 1:39Speaker 3: way to the airport, I saw you rolling three point
- 1:41Speaker 3: thirty in the morning from the graveyard cheft out there
- 1:46Speaker 3: were butch was rolling. Man that you were the dog.
- 1:51Speaker 3: I saw you were doing whillies over bums.
- 1:56Speaker 4: No dark food.
- 1:57Speaker 2: So I'm discovering this. Ah, I didn't figure this out. Okay.
- 2:01Speaker 5: So you live in South of late which I've been.
- 2:03Speaker 5: I used to work next year, right next to my house.
- 2:06Speaker 5: It's the hood, bro, it's right there on It's real
- 2:09Speaker 5: the hood, Bro. It's the hood on me Kinley and
- 2:11Speaker 5: right there by Avalon, Bro, that's it's dogs chasing you, crack.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Heads like everything on every corner.
- 2:17Speaker 5: We had a shooting the other day. What's crazy was
- 2:22Speaker 5: to ride back from from the trip. Dude, I'm not
- 2:27Speaker 5: even bullshooting you, bro. This guy pulled a gun on
- 2:31Speaker 5: these kids on the train. Yeah, I was on the
- 2:35Speaker 5: train and I was actually so my scooter crashed. When
- 2:39Speaker 5: I crashed my scooter, it was done.
- 2:41Speaker 2: I left it. I just I barely made it to
- 2:43Speaker 2: Vernon station, took the train to.
- 2:44Speaker 3: L a X.
- 2:45Speaker 2: You put a white flag on it, and I was done.
- 2:47Speaker 1: I left it. Bro, you guys could have it. You know,
- 2:50Speaker 1: it was trash, dude.
- 2:51Speaker 5: There was probably somebody who can find it and fix it.
- 2:55Speaker 5: You know, I'm hoping some old man. It's like I
- 2:57Speaker 5: could make this.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Thing work, you know, like the little sand people from.
- 3:00Speaker 5: Yeah, because I see that. I see the guys out
- 3:03Speaker 5: there on the train. They have like Frankenstein his podet Bro.
- 3:09Speaker 5: But this fool, okay, so okay, I need to figure out. Okay,
- 3:13Speaker 5: so before you hit the thing? So do you take
- 3:17Speaker 5: a uber from like or do you write those school?
- 3:20Speaker 2: I was close enough to the station that I just
- 3:22Speaker 2: grabbed my suitcase and walked.
- 3:25Speaker 3: You had your.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Vernon?
- 3:28Speaker 3: This fool said that he had. I didn't know that,
- 3:30Speaker 3: but the fool had a briefcase on that suitcase.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Roller.
- 3:35Speaker 5: Yeah, the roller saved me because I went because when
- 3:38Speaker 5: I hit so, I hit a curb and you know
- 3:41Speaker 5: the lip when you when you hit a driveway curb,
- 3:44Speaker 5: right how it's like kind of down a little bit
- 3:47Speaker 5: and there's just a little lip, a little This one
- 3:49Speaker 5: was huge and it was and I couldn't see at night,
- 3:52Speaker 5: and and I was already trying to bounce the suitcase
- 3:56Speaker 5: and I hit it, and the tire went right, and
- 3:58Speaker 5: the bike went right into the fucking like you know
- 4:00Speaker 5: those newsboxes and just went into piece the news boxes.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Far Bro, I don't know why we still have these
- 4:06Speaker 2: things and they're made said easy.
- 4:10Speaker 3: I thought, put in a gut to go buy another.
- 4:12Speaker 3: I did, I really did.
- 4:14Speaker 4: That's what.
- 4:17Speaker 1: I'm living, that baller lifestyle, Hopie. When we were when
- 4:20Speaker 1: we were out.
- 4:20Speaker 2: There, I bought a few one.
- 4:26Speaker 3: The sounds on scooters to continuation school.
- 4:33Speaker 5: That's how I feel right now, Like I have to
- 4:35Speaker 5: explain to my I rolled up I rolled up by
- 4:39Speaker 5: my girl's family or union this week, and I had
- 4:41Speaker 5: to explain to them, like I have a car.
- 4:43Speaker 6: I just.
- 4:46Speaker 4: But the car.
- 4:47Speaker 5: But they don't know is the car is shittier than
- 4:49Speaker 5: the the scooter. The scooter costs worth than the car. Yeah, yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 5: that car that I destroyed that scooter. But I was
- 4:56Speaker 5: only two blocks from Vernon when it happened. But what
- 4:59Speaker 5: was crazy is, Bro, I could see myself. You know
- 5:02Speaker 5: when you're in a bad accent and you can see
- 5:04Speaker 5: everything moves slow motion.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Yes, in my mind, I'm aw, I'm gonna miss this flight.
- 5:10Speaker 5: I'm gonna be fucked up, I'm gonna break my bones whatever,
- 5:12Speaker 5: because I was moving fast and then I hit that
- 5:16Speaker 5: suitcase and it skinated across the ground.
- 5:18Speaker 2: There's indents in the suitcase for my elbow.
- 5:21Speaker 5: So so you kind of you did like a bob
- 5:22Speaker 5: slid on the fucking yeah on the yeah on the
- 5:25Speaker 5: I slid. Bro That saved me, and then my jacket
- 5:28Speaker 5: that I was wearing, uh, saved my skin because it
- 5:32Speaker 5: was all fucked up afterwards.
- 5:34Speaker 2: But yeah, I made it to the thing.
- 5:36Speaker 5: But like to truth be told, like my car is
- 5:39Speaker 5: fucking The brakes are shitty on it, and I don't
- 5:41Speaker 5: feel like replacing them because I can't even register the
- 5:44Speaker 5: vehicle like that. That literally my car hasn't been registered
- 5:48Speaker 5: since twenty seventeen.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Is real.
- 5:51Speaker 3: You should leave it on top of a heel with
- 5:53Speaker 3: somebody who's seen it.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Kind of what I want to do is experiment because
- 5:57Speaker 1: it's like the most stolen car in LA.
- 5:58Speaker 3: The heel.
- 6:00Speaker 5: The brakes are done, bro that one more push of
- 6:06Speaker 5: the brakes on that thing, they'll just what if to
- 6:09Speaker 5: get the registration on it to find out to find
- 6:14Speaker 5: out who made the engine and put it in there
- 6:17Speaker 5: because they were like, we're not saying, they're like, the
- 6:19Speaker 5: engine's not.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Stolen, but it's not registered.
- 6:22Speaker 5: It's not the same, it's not the same serial numbers,
- 6:26Speaker 5: and whoever did the work didn't do the work right
- 6:28Speaker 5: and register everything in that car, and that's why it's
- 6:30Speaker 5: been sitting there for seventeen years. The food sold it
- 6:33Speaker 5: to me, got fake plates put on it, those fake
- 6:36Speaker 5: paper plates, and he was like, oh, it's because we had.
- 6:40Speaker 2: To re salvage the title. So we're getting the new
- 6:43Speaker 2: plates in the mail. We'll send them to you.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Bro.
- 6:45Speaker 5: When I hit that full up, his website was gone.
- 6:49Speaker 5: When I fucking went to the DMV, they're like, we can't,
- 6:52Speaker 5: you can't, like, but you cost you this much.
- 6:54Speaker 2: You haven't been driving that car since tenty seventeen.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Yes, I've been driving that car since I moved LA,
- 7:00Speaker 1: so three years.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Oh sorry, just imagine you fucking driving for.
- 7:03Speaker 3: He bought that car from a big post defens cousin,
- 7:09Speaker 3: but bro.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Riding straight dirty.
- 7:11Speaker 5: But like that's the thing, is like the unethical thing
- 7:14Speaker 5: to do would be to have sold that car as
- 7:16Speaker 5: soon as I bought it to someone else for the
- 7:18Speaker 5: same price, and I talked to my dad about it,
- 7:21Speaker 5: and my dad's not unethical, so he talked me out
- 7:24Speaker 5: of doing that. And so I've just been hanging on
- 7:26Speaker 5: to it like the whole time. But ever since I discovered, Hey,
- 7:32Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I need to apologize to the folks of Lay.
- 7:37Speaker 5: I was under the impression that had a bad transportation systo.
- 7:41Speaker 1: It's really good.
- 7:42Speaker 3: It's really good, man, if you're in the alley area.
- 7:45Speaker 3: But if you're like away from the city, it's hard.
- 7:46Speaker 5: If you live in the valley, bro, the valley fucks
- 7:49Speaker 5: you like you guys are fucked by manny Man nights.
- 7:52Speaker 5: It fucks you guys. Burbank fucks you, guys. Because I've
- 7:54Speaker 5: been learning this. They don't want rail stations because they're
- 7:57Speaker 5: afraid homeless people are gonna come out here and so like,
- 8:01Speaker 5: they won't allow stations to be out here. But imagine
- 8:07Speaker 5: there's no Burbank stop. You have to take the Amtrak
- 8:09Speaker 5: to Burbank. And and and you know what it's cool
- 8:12Speaker 5: about La, The city of La. The City of La
- 8:15Speaker 5: is like, fine, Burbank, we won't put a train station there,
- 8:17Speaker 5: but we'll pay for people's tickets on the Amtrak to
- 8:21Speaker 5: go to Burbank. So if you go to if you
- 8:23Speaker 5: get on the Burbank and go to like, get on
- 8:26Speaker 5: the Amtrak and go to Burbank, LA will cover a
- 8:28Speaker 5: percentage of your ticket if you buy through their system.
- 8:31Speaker 3: So, Butcher, I'm gonna talk about what happened on the
- 8:35Speaker 3: train coming back with little people coming back? And while
- 8:38Speaker 3: he's doing that, can you find pictures of Alberty Greenhouse Station?
- 8:43Speaker 3: So what happened to the people on your way back?
- 8:47Speaker 4: Dude?
- 8:47Speaker 2: We were I was riding back and the train and
- 8:51Speaker 2: like these edgars got on.
- 8:54Speaker 5: No, they were actually cool, bro. They were behaving themselves.
- 8:57Speaker 5: And this fool came up behind them and put a
- 9:00Speaker 5: gun to to one of their head. And he was
- 9:03Speaker 5: just crazy. He was just a crazy guy, bro.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Like he wasn't a.
- 9:05Speaker 5: Gang member, he was no, he was an old Filipino dude.
- 9:09Speaker 5: And he like, Bro, he looked like he was coming
- 9:12Speaker 5: back from working at the shop or something. He looked
- 9:15Speaker 5: like Ramel, I'm not even fucking with you. I'll show
- 9:17Speaker 5: you the picture, bro, and so like so, so the
- 9:22Speaker 5: kids get off the train, like the train driver stops
- 9:26Speaker 5: the train. Uh, this guy so anyway, the guy, so
- 9:29Speaker 5: their kids are just chilling. This guy pulls a gun.
- 9:31Speaker 5: I'm not even kidding you, bro. They don't even do anything.
- 9:33Speaker 2: This guy just pulls a gun, points it at him
- 9:35Speaker 2: and he's like, I'll fucking kill you. I don't give
- 9:37Speaker 2: a fuck. I'll kill you, guys.
- 9:39Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you motherfuckers.
- 9:40Speaker 2: I'll fucking kill you. And like this one childer was like, hey, man,
- 9:44Speaker 2: put the gun away.
- 9:45Speaker 5: Dude, put that gun away, and like uh, the kids
- 9:50Speaker 5: stopped the train and they called the guy and stopped
- 9:52Speaker 5: at because I was supposed to go all the way
- 9:54Speaker 5: to South Pasadena stop to pick up new scooter. Yeah,
- 9:58Speaker 5: because I was gonna my girl's family. This was up there,
- 10:00Speaker 5: so I was gonna pick up any scooter. And then uh,
- 10:03Speaker 5: I was like oh fuck. And then like uh, they
- 10:05Speaker 5: were like should we call the cops? And I was
- 10:07Speaker 5: like fuck, yeah, I call the cops. Bro, Like I'm
- 10:09Speaker 5: not a cop caller. But there's a guy with a
- 10:11Speaker 5: gun that's like you outgunned me, bro, and so like
- 10:16Speaker 5: uh what it got crazy because they were there was
- 10:19Speaker 5: a do you know they have dosins? Uh, they're the
- 10:22Speaker 5: people that stand there with the bags they give you
- 10:24Speaker 5: like maps and they ask if you need help. So
- 10:28Speaker 5: they get off and they grab the dose and they're like,
- 10:30Speaker 5: hey man, this guy is a gun. He starts to
- 10:32Speaker 5: call the cops and the guy starts to get off
- 10:34Speaker 5: the train and the walk off and they're like, there
- 10:36Speaker 5: he is. And they started chasing him, bro, and like, uh,
- 10:40Speaker 5: because they were like, hey, should we I was like
- 10:42Speaker 5: call the cops, bro, Like I mean, that guy has
- 10:44Speaker 5: a gun. We're all stuck on this fucking train with
- 10:47Speaker 5: this fool, bro, And uh, it was pretty wild.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Bro.
- 10:50Speaker 5: They chased that guy down and I was like, hey, man,
- 10:53Speaker 5: if he goes to take off his backpack, fucking jump
- 10:55Speaker 5: him because he put the gun.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Back in his backpack and he had the deals loaded.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Who knows, I don't.
- 11:00Speaker 3: I saw.
- 11:01Speaker 5: I have a video where the cop takes the gun
- 11:02Speaker 5: out and takes the magazine out, but I can't tell
- 11:04Speaker 5: if it was loaded.
- 11:06Speaker 1: But uh, the kids were.
- 11:09Speaker 3: When the block first clairst of all, I didn't I
- 11:15Speaker 3: didn't tell the kids to chase them down.
- 11:17Speaker 5: I think the kids didn't know if they should call
- 11:19Speaker 5: the cops. And once they called the cops, they were like,
- 11:22Speaker 5: we need to make sure he stays here. So they're
- 11:24Speaker 5: like because I was like, hey, just leave him alone,
- 11:26Speaker 5: and they're like, no, fuck that.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Somebody tells me.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 11:34Speaker 2: So yeah, the cops rolled up on this full and
- 11:37Speaker 2: there's like, yeah, I know, bro, where's the saxophone?
- 11:41Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 11:41Speaker 2: It was crazy, Bro, it was crazy. It is crazy.
- 11:44Speaker 2: If everybody in the chat donates five bucks, Butcher get
- 11:47Speaker 2: a car. You don't want Butcher going through this. You know,
- 11:51Speaker 2: this is crazy, bro.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Oh Man. So last week we were in a Capitol,
- 12:00Speaker 3: New York and that was across the street hotel room.
- 12:02Speaker 2: That was our hotel.
- 12:03Speaker 3: Right on the other that's a hotel across the street.
- 12:06Speaker 3: So where you see, we're on the other side of that.
- 12:08Speaker 5: Okay, if you see where the pig building ends on
- 12:10Speaker 5: the right of this screen, that little corner top is
- 12:13Speaker 5: our hotel. Actually right, yeah, right, yeah, that's the hotel.
- 12:16Speaker 3: I went for a nature walk and front of crack Pipe.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Yeah, by that.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Bus stop I've ever seen in each other little history,
- 12:26Speaker 3: said Butchers, hear about that bus stop. Yeah, that bus
- 12:29Speaker 3: stop used to be shared by Trailways and Greathound back
- 12:35Speaker 3: in the days there was a restaurant in there. It
- 12:37Speaker 3: was it will probably it will only open in nineteen
- 12:39Speaker 3: sixty three or fifty eight, and then it was bought
- 12:44Speaker 3: by Flicks Bus. I don't know you ever heard of
- 12:47Speaker 3: Flicks I've taken the Flix box there. There makeup bus
- 12:51Speaker 3: competitor in the East Coast, Flicks Bucks and flicks Bus
- 12:57Speaker 3: kid Trailways out. Trailway has a lot that's worse than that.
- 13:03Speaker 3: It's just the canvas like a trade. Yeah, it's just
- 13:06Speaker 3: it's just a tent. But what's different about Trailways and Greyhound?
- 13:12Speaker 3: What Trailways has greayhouse does it? Greyhound has a building
- 13:17Speaker 3: and no and probably no restrooms, and Trailways has a
- 13:22Speaker 3: bus attendant.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Greyhound is just like a cement structure.
- 13:26Speaker 3: So this place right here, So this place right here
- 13:29Speaker 3: has no attendees inside, like there's no employees out there.
- 13:33Speaker 3: There's no employees. There's no schedule of when the bus
- 13:37Speaker 3: is gonna be there. You gotta check your app or
- 13:39Speaker 3: you're gonna gonna ask somebody. Man. Also, there's nowhere to
- 13:43Speaker 3: sit in there because they don't want no how many
- 13:44Speaker 3: people to sleep and they're like they did in the
- 13:46Speaker 3: past because there's only one bench. There's only four benches
- 13:49Speaker 3: to sit in there. There used to be a restaurant
- 13:52Speaker 3: that place that m e. People wait outside and outside
- 13:58Speaker 3: where the bus shows up and there so sign and stay.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Check the destination. It's a New York Boston.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Yeah that was pretty good.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Yeah, South Carolina.
- 14:09Speaker 2: But that's the thing about this one.
- 14:11Speaker 5: Man is like cause like, but you gotta have there's
- 14:14Speaker 5: not there's not a lot of active bus stops here,
- 14:16Speaker 5: like we don't haven't like we've you know, we have
- 14:20Speaker 5: Union station that uses buses, but it's not dedicated to
- 14:24Speaker 5: just buses. It's trains and taxis and everything. I haven't
- 14:28Speaker 5: seen a dedicated bus station that's active like.
- 14:31Speaker 2: That in a while.
- 14:32Speaker 3: There was a lot of about cab drivers. I guess
- 14:34Speaker 3: the cab drivers know when the bus's gonna show up,
- 14:37Speaker 3: so they were there. They were there waiting putting her,
- 14:39Speaker 3: clipping their toenails and ship waiting for the bus to
- 14:43Speaker 3: show up. So people stop and not a place where
- 14:47Speaker 3: you drop off your mom and your mom sits in
- 14:53Speaker 3: the car with you. I would have read it, bro,
- 14:55Speaker 3: I would have read it. You know, nobody drops off
- 14:58Speaker 3: nobody there no to get rid of them.
- 15:00Speaker 2: You know, you fucking drop them off there, Bros.
- 15:03Speaker 3: I went in there.
- 15:04Speaker 1: I didn't feel safe.
- 15:05Speaker 3: I wanted to bro, watching my back, I saw it.
- 15:08Speaker 3: I was stupid enough to think that rest was open.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Hey, Bro, I kind of was like, I want to
- 15:13Speaker 2: get out of bus right now.
- 15:14Speaker 3: I don't know for forty minutes, Yeah, just to get
- 15:17Speaker 3: high fucked.
- 15:18Speaker 5: Up because when we walked around, I saw like a needle, like, oh, cool,
- 15:22Speaker 5: people are healthy here.
- 15:23Speaker 2: It's I thought an ozabic need it was.
- 15:25Speaker 3: I thought a butcher needle.
- 15:28Speaker 1: But has been here but must have had a brownie today.
- 15:32Speaker 2: It was ghetto, that fucking but dude. I thought the
- 15:35Speaker 2: l a Greyhound was gettle, but this was no.
- 15:37Speaker 5: I thought the old passol limousine bus station was gett clean.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Bro.
- 15:41Speaker 3: No, not no couple there.
- 15:44Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
- 15:45Speaker 4: It's like.
- 15:47Speaker 5: It's like the bus station kind of looked like it
- 15:50Speaker 5: was a drug addict who was recovering, you know what
- 15:53Speaker 5: I mean, Like it's all rough and fucked up, but
- 15:55Speaker 5: it was clean inside and there was no like real
- 15:57Speaker 5: riff raff in there. Like that was the thing is
- 15:59Speaker 5: it's kind of clean inside because they all.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Took the buses somewhere else. Bro, they gonna come once
- 16:06Speaker 2: and they got one mom.
- 16:08Speaker 3: And oh man, other reviews were like, don't go there
- 16:11Speaker 3: unless you're armed, be careful, don't go there at night.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, we were in a hood. Bro, I didn't
- 16:19Speaker 2: realize that I.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Was walking offside by my salad three in the morning. Yeah,
- 16:23Speaker 3: nobody had been this, Bro, we.
- 16:25Speaker 4: Were in there.
- 16:25Speaker 5: I didn't realize because I went for a walk, like
- 16:28Speaker 5: I went to go because to like a grocery. I
- 16:30Speaker 5: can't remember when I went. Oh, I went to the
- 16:32Speaker 5: dispensary to get a day on the street.
- 16:35Speaker 2: Bro, I had to walk, and I was walking through.
- 16:37Speaker 5: And the thing is is that it's Albany, so they
- 16:40Speaker 5: probably manicure their hoods and everything there too. Because the
- 16:44Speaker 5: person I didn't notice when I started walking off, like
- 16:46Speaker 5: I'm in the motherfucking hood. Bro, they're just nice lawns.
- 16:49Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy.
- 16:49Speaker 3: A lot of the people I met on the show,
- 16:51Speaker 3: a lot of white people. Oh man, we never missed
- 16:54Speaker 3: your show. Man. We drove. Everybody drove an hour to
- 16:56Speaker 3: get there from Albanie.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's from Albany.
- 16:59Speaker 2: There was no bro because you know what, because everybody
- 17:03Speaker 2: so far.
- 17:04Speaker 5: I saw I saw no like zero Latinos. Even in
- 17:07Speaker 5: the kitchen, it was all Italians. Yeah, Bro, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 17:12Speaker 5: it was no latinos at all.
- 17:13Speaker 7: Bro.
- 17:13Speaker 2: It was crazy.
- 17:15Speaker 3: And then they were they weren't do that.
- 17:18Speaker 2: They're like weird. They're like a weird Latino.
- 17:21Speaker 3: You know where did we go to eat? And that
- 17:23Speaker 3: was the hood too, huh.
- 17:24Speaker 2: And that was the hipster area because.
- 17:26Speaker 3: Oh man, we went to an old school.
- 17:29Speaker 1: That burger place Rift Wizard Burgers was.
- 17:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:32Speaker 3: We went to a place like Aberny, like has a
- 17:37Speaker 3: store that you know your your town is going down
- 17:42Speaker 3: if one of these stores is still open.
- 17:43Speaker 5: If you lived in San Jose and went to Sands
- 17:46Speaker 5: a Blue jeans, this is the exact same type of store.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Blue jean Our sounds Ours was a place right there
- 17:52Speaker 3: in Silver Lake where everybody will go buy a fucking knife.
- 17:57Speaker 3: They will buy our Army was an army surplus store.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
- 18:01Speaker 3: They saw Levi's that like nobody wants.
- 18:03Speaker 2: But they sell the belt and then you could get knives, knives.
- 18:11Speaker 5: And if you were really me, you get the chroller
- 18:13Speaker 5: belt with the paisley on it, with the blue paisley
- 18:17Speaker 5: or the red paisley.
- 18:18Speaker 3: I was time with ivan and there was a knife
- 18:20Speaker 3: there with three blades.
- 18:21Speaker 1: White story.
- 18:22Speaker 3: Fuck Bro, I was there running a corner of the
- 18:25Speaker 3: Silver leg.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Bro.
- 18:26Speaker 3: They used to be a oh that surtplus place came
- 18:29Speaker 3: out in a movie falling Down, Oh pussy Shoes. Different owner,
- 18:40Speaker 3: not the guy in the movie, but that place to exist.
- 18:42Speaker 3: But there was a knives. There were three blades, and
- 18:45Speaker 3: I was stupid enough to have the owner that was
- 18:46Speaker 3: there the cashier. Bro, what do you do with this?
- 18:50Speaker 3: You stab the motherfucker three times that once?
- 18:54Speaker 4: De bro?
- 18:58Speaker 5: I mean, what if you had like a real practic
- 19:00Speaker 5: no reason for it, like actually fight off like the crackheads.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Oh a big liar, Bro, that got wonder Yeah, man,
- 19:07Speaker 3: another company to come here when he was a kid
- 19:09Speaker 3: with all his friends. Okay, Bro, okay, let's get back
- 19:15Speaker 3: to the.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's got someone they knew.
- 19:19Speaker 3: So this place the store. First of all, we went
- 19:22Speaker 3: to Hamburger's.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Bomb Man good vegan food.
- 19:25Speaker 5: Bro, Hey, hold on super hipster us fogg dude. So
- 19:30Speaker 5: and I love I do like eating vegan food, so
- 19:33Speaker 5: I don't really have a problem with it. These were
- 19:37Speaker 5: the best burgers I ever had. It was good, bro, Like,
- 19:39Speaker 5: this is one of the best burgers I've ever.
- 19:40Speaker 2: Had, and it was vegan.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Dude.
- 19:42Speaker 5: I was like, because I've had vegan burgers and I've
- 19:45Speaker 5: totally been like, this is good. This is a good burger,
- 19:48Speaker 5: like you know it's part with like in and out
- 19:51Speaker 5: or something.
- 19:51Speaker 2: This is good, dude.
- 19:52Speaker 4: I never had like that.
- 19:53Speaker 1: I was like, man, I still am craving that.
- 19:56Speaker 2: It was like candy. It was candy, pickled hall of
- 19:59Speaker 2: pen Oh my god. For me, vegan food always makes
- 20:02Speaker 2: me like ship along because I think it's all the fiber.
- 20:05Speaker 2: You know it's healthy, right or just am I just
- 20:07Speaker 2: am I dying? I don't know what it is, dude,
- 20:10Speaker 2: what food?
- 20:11Speaker 3: So getting back to that store, the store across the
- 20:14Speaker 3: street with one of those places man, where you buy
- 20:17Speaker 3: all the clothes you're gonna stand your brother in prison
- 20:21Speaker 3: or rehabit like you you're not gonna like if your
- 20:25Speaker 3: brothers then rehab. And you don't have money like to
- 20:29Speaker 3: send you food jordashes or beat down saud. Where are
- 20:33Speaker 3: you from anyway? So you go here, man, and you
- 20:36Speaker 3: buy the motherfucker Levi's that covered one size only you're
- 20:40Speaker 3: gonna cut the length. Yeah, and they have of all colors.
- 20:47Speaker 3: They got white chonese, but we need chokers and butnhoggers. Yeah,
- 20:51Speaker 3: they have every motherfucking color sweatshirt. So if you have
- 20:55Speaker 3: a cousin, they got the colors.
- 20:57Speaker 5: They have those hip hop bugs bunny shirts like it
- 21:03Speaker 5: like he's gotta be dazzled jeans.
- 21:05Speaker 3: It's like the man knew that kids are into that
- 21:07Speaker 3: ship because they had those big old devil sanging sir.
- 21:11Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of had hardy kind of style like
- 21:14Speaker 5: that's like, yeah, I have like and then like dope
- 21:16Speaker 5: dicky shirts like you know, the prison style, the chort
- 21:19Speaker 5: coats they had.
- 21:22Speaker 3: They had a lot of jy, a lot of shirts
- 21:24Speaker 3: of fucking Patrick Ewing.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Yeah they did.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Bro.
- 21:29Speaker 5: They had old school vintage brand new shirts. That was
- 21:32Speaker 5: kind of cool though.
- 21:32Speaker 3: Yeah that please that place was bush it right.
- 21:34Speaker 5: Yeah, I buy a pair of blue blockers sunglasses. Remember
- 21:38Speaker 5: the back of the day blue boxers that wrapped around
- 21:40Speaker 5: your head.
- 21:40Speaker 2: The old people would wear them.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like they had what the plate had
- 21:46Speaker 3: was survival gear stuff. Bro, Like if you're gonna need homeless,
- 21:51Speaker 3: they got like you could buy a pack of ten
- 21:53Speaker 3: underwears away later. Yeah, it's about.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Underwear and just.
- 22:00Speaker 5: That's the thing, man is, like I've heard of comics
- 22:03Speaker 5: who do that, who never even like own clothes. They
- 22:07Speaker 5: just go on the road, throw away their old clothes
- 22:10Speaker 5: and buy new clothes and they never come home and
- 22:13Speaker 5: change or like the old school road comics. He's like,
- 22:15Speaker 5: I don't know about you, but I go home and
- 22:17Speaker 5: wash everything, and then especially when we're doing back to
- 22:20Speaker 5: back weekends, I'll literally wash everything and then put everything
- 22:25Speaker 5: back in my bag.
- 22:26Speaker 3: Rizzle just puts that wipe that powder they put on
- 22:28Speaker 3: dead people in his backpack and closes it. Which Wrizzle
- 22:35Speaker 3: just opened the backpack and sprinkles limeything back.
- 22:39Speaker 2: What is what does that do with the powder?
- 22:41Speaker 3: Just put on a dead body with lime?
- 22:43Speaker 4: I don't see.
- 22:47Speaker 1: What is what keeps the body from like smelling decomposing.
- 22:51Speaker 3: Do they throw that at you? They throw that at
- 22:53Speaker 3: you when you come into prison too, or that they yeah.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what they like. We like in
- 22:58Speaker 2: Rambow when they hit it with a shudder, and I
- 23:02Speaker 2: think it's a delicer.
- 23:04Speaker 1: It's called delicing.
- 23:07Speaker 5: Quicklimee calcium uh over corpses and mass graves, the shallow burrows.
- 23:11Speaker 5: The speed up the it's the speed up the composition
- 23:14Speaker 5: destroy bacteria. Okay, so that's the big worry there when
- 23:18Speaker 5: you have like mass mass body pits.
- 23:20Speaker 2: So it's for the bodies, yeah, because you just deka
- 23:22Speaker 2: quick and.
- 23:23Speaker 5: Well when the body starts to rot, like the blood
- 23:26Speaker 5: borne pathogens that come out of it and all the like,
- 23:29Speaker 5: oh bro bodies. When I worked, I used to work
- 23:33Speaker 5: in Fremont, Washington Monument Hospital and I was a security
- 23:39Speaker 5: guard and we had to move the bodies back and forth,
- 23:41Speaker 5: and so we had to learn, oh bro fucked me up.
- 23:45Speaker 4: Dog.
- 23:46Speaker 2: The worst was when one time, one time, I Cannet.
- 23:50Speaker 3: Used to like Lisa heard heard and that was please
- 23:54Speaker 3: kill me please.
- 23:55Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 23:56Speaker 5: But one time, so I had to go down and
- 23:59Speaker 5: check a body in right, they just finished because it
- 24:02Speaker 5: was like a county type hospital, so they just finished
- 24:05Speaker 5: autops seeing this body, and so I had to go
- 24:07Speaker 5: down and move the body around. But the guy also
- 24:09Speaker 5: had to pull the zipper down, open it up, take
- 24:12Speaker 5: a look at the body, check the toe tag, make
- 24:14Speaker 5: sure right.
- 24:14Speaker 2: And it's not me, I'm just the examiners there. And
- 24:17Speaker 2: so he he goes go ahead, and I'm.
- 24:20Speaker 5: Zip it and I don zip it, and you gotta
- 24:22Speaker 5: wear gloves and everything. He looks at it and I
- 24:23Speaker 5: look too, and then he takes off after he's done.
- 24:27Speaker 5: He's like, all right, man, see you later. And there's
- 24:29Speaker 5: arms on the shelf, there's parts and like a Halloween
- 24:33Speaker 5: the babies that didn't make it are on the shelf.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Bro.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. But this creepiest thing.
- 24:39Speaker 5: It was like this old Hawaiian man like imagine Ramel
- 24:43Speaker 5: in the dark hallway with a mop and he just
- 24:45Speaker 5: looks over at me.
- 24:46Speaker 1: He goes, were you in there right now?
- 24:48Speaker 4: Is all? Yeah?
- 24:48Speaker 5: He goes, were the eyes open or the eyes closed?
- 24:52Speaker 5: And that was all they were open. He goes, that
- 24:55Speaker 5: means they didn't finish their business. And then he just
- 24:57Speaker 5: screeched off into the.
- 24:58Speaker 2: Hallway and it was like, all right, I'm sucking out
- 25:02Speaker 2: of here.
- 25:02Speaker 3: Bro told that? Who told that joke?
- 25:06Speaker 1: How many people he freaked out?
- 25:08Speaker 5: Probably that's probably what he's doing, dude, But bro, yeah, Bro,
- 25:12Speaker 5: the hospital was crazy, dude.
- 25:14Speaker 3: And when you worked the Graveyard Ship, you meet the
- 25:15Speaker 3: weirdest people, man like people. You know, you don't want
- 25:18Speaker 3: to talk to it in a daytime.
- 25:19Speaker 5: But parties on a scooter. You gotta have these, bro,
- 25:26Speaker 5: You gotta have your your uh. You have to have
- 25:29Speaker 5: this whole like strand open for you, bro, Like this
- 25:33Speaker 5: is the funniest people in the world.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Right, how did you get that job?
- 25:36Speaker 4: Bro?
- 25:36Speaker 2: For fucking Craigslist?
- 25:38Speaker 3: What the show?
- 25:40Speaker 1: I worked for APS Security.
- 25:42Speaker 3: A ps PS bro beige jackets, Yeah, jacket and then
- 25:48Speaker 3: the red and.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Black, blue and white and it was round. It was
- 25:52Speaker 2: like a round patch APS and yeah, no you're for
- 25:59Speaker 2: inter No wacken Hut.
- 26:01Speaker 3: Oh wow.
- 26:01Speaker 5: I worked for whacking Hut. I worked for whacken Hut.
- 26:04Speaker 5: I worked for uh Secure Toss, and I worked for
- 26:09Speaker 5: APS almost.
- 26:11Speaker 3: I almost worked for that one that I think it's
- 26:14Speaker 3: Ultimate or starting Platinum Security and something like that. They
- 26:16Speaker 3: have little trucks.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Those are the best, bro, when you get a vehicle.
- 26:20Speaker 3: But I really said, fuck that job, Bro, you need
- 26:22Speaker 3: to be a comedience. I never went, Bro.
- 26:24Speaker 1: I used to work at night.
- 26:26Speaker 2: This is the worst.
- 26:27Speaker 5: So, like I would have to secure the vending machines
- 26:31Speaker 5: on this like farm because it was like opening the
- 26:34Speaker 5: daytime and they had vending machines and I would have
- 26:36Speaker 5: to like secure the vending machines at night.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Those would take them. I would always take the money
- 26:43Speaker 2: out of them.
- 26:44Speaker 1: I just take the money and no one ever noticed.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Bro.
- 26:46Speaker 5: And like I had like a security vehicle and I
- 26:50Speaker 5: was like the only stop I ever made. I would
- 26:52Speaker 5: go back homeward like sleep and then wake up and
- 26:54Speaker 5: turn the vehicle in. I think this happened for about
- 26:57Speaker 5: four months before I got fired. It was a great
- 26:59Speaker 5: job too, Bro.
- 27:00Speaker 3: What I would be on UPS so I would be
- 27:02Speaker 3: security at UPS. Bro in the back, there's somebody in
- 27:06Speaker 3: the front right right, and then the warehouse is open,
- 27:10Speaker 3: but nobody's there. Maybe every once in a while a
- 27:14Speaker 3: truck will come in from the train and I gotta
- 27:17Speaker 3: let them in, but nobody on Sunday, Dude, that's the best.
- 27:21Speaker 3: I will go to the back over there and I
- 27:24Speaker 3: drive around the forklip I worked there.
- 27:29Speaker 2: I used to take out, dude, I did.
- 27:32Speaker 3: I was starting one of the UPS trucks and going
- 27:35Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yea. And that would take all
- 27:39Speaker 3: the aluminum cams these food were saving and ship to
- 27:41Speaker 3: buy pizza all of them.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Were you certified?
- 27:46Speaker 3: Fuck no, I'm not even I have a baton, bro.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Well that the thing is because I used to do
- 27:50Speaker 5: the same thing, Because like you're left, Bro, it's crazy
- 27:53Speaker 5: what they trust people with.
- 27:55Speaker 3: I will write down ship on a paper, bro, five pages,
- 27:57Speaker 3: and that nobody ever saw after walk writeing you talk yeah, I.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Would write like nonsense on the daily activity report.
- 28:07Speaker 3: You know, it would be like a number of like
- 28:10Speaker 3: military numbers, zero six hundred, what happened? Same as zero
- 28:13Speaker 3: five hundred the report, Bro, eleven eleven hundred, right, eleven am.
- 28:21Speaker 3: I would have to write a report about what happened.
- 28:23Speaker 3: To find out what happened? Go check what go read
- 28:26Speaker 3: zero six hundred. Nobody read it.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Nobody read it, bro, nobody read it.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a loser.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Bro.
- 28:33Speaker 3: The dude next to me with a Filipino Bro, oh man,
- 28:35Speaker 3: he'll probably put a gun on somebody and they will fill.
- 28:39Speaker 3: If you're over there, they may speak that loog Bro.
- 28:42Speaker 3: He spoke the other language racist, du real dog. That
- 28:46Speaker 3: was I said under Marcos.
- 28:49Speaker 4: So this was on Vermont.
- 28:51Speaker 3: They said they used to work on the mark under
- 28:53Speaker 3: Marcos and then under Macarter. Bro talking about the first
- 28:58Speaker 3: dude told me that there's Muslims, bro, and.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I shot him out Muslim. He's half Muslim.
- 29:06Speaker 4: Bro.
- 29:06Speaker 3: That full ride a full report like now that full
- 29:12Speaker 3: sit there at seven a m. And right down at
- 29:14Speaker 3: the seven at seven am, me and my commander assistant
- 29:18Speaker 3: and nobody read Sergeant philippees I came in. I found
- 29:25Speaker 3: some sergeant put them on.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that's hilarious crowd.
- 29:30Speaker 3: And then I full right, like uh seven thirty five,
- 29:35Speaker 3: a UPS truck license plate four to five five came in.
- 29:38Speaker 3: We let him into the trug. He stood inside for
- 29:41Speaker 3: like one hour, and then we waited. Philippe went to
- 29:44Speaker 3: go take a number two.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Number.
- 29:48Speaker 3: I will tell you a full listen, man, you want
- 29:50Speaker 3: a burrito or not? I want to leave because he's
- 29:53Speaker 3: on eleven thirty five. We are complete. We are commanders here.
- 29:58Speaker 3: We you cannot leave like that talking like we're protecting missiles. Yeah, bro,
- 30:02Speaker 3: there you have a commander right here.
- 30:04Speaker 1: There's guys that would take that job.
- 30:05Speaker 3: So it was crazy for that. Brian. First he brought
- 30:08Speaker 3: his gun. Yeah, and then what do you want your gun? Man?
- 30:12Speaker 3: Man goes math Might, right, and but in my head,
- 30:15Speaker 3: I think I want to tell if you're in the
- 30:16Speaker 3: wrong state, not here, bro, So then wrong. He got
- 30:21Speaker 3: fired with brought his dog, bro him in the guard
- 30:23Speaker 3: shack with him. He stay was certified.
- 30:27Speaker 2: He's a he's a security canine.
- 30:30Speaker 3: Will tell me that he went to this fundamentalist church
- 30:34Speaker 3: where he got if he got he got paid three
- 30:37Speaker 3: hundred and thirty dollars. He would to give the church
- 30:39Speaker 3: thirty three bucks.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Oh, like a percentage? Was this the ups Bandini dog Bandini? Bro,
- 30:47Speaker 2: that's like a big old ups.
- 30:49Speaker 3: I need to work to broad saw cow escape from
- 30:51Speaker 3: Farmer john No way.
- 30:53Speaker 2: So many animals escape from for the farmer Johnson.
- 30:56Speaker 5: That Farmer John's factory wears me out because I've never
- 30:59Speaker 5: seen like livestock in the middle of this.
- 31:04Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure, man, if you look it up. Never
- 31:08Speaker 3: made it the news. They had the most leaks, toxic leaks,
- 31:12Speaker 3: gas leaks, environmental waste leaks, and animals running around loose,
- 31:19Speaker 3: bro when they would escape.
- 31:20Speaker 4: Bro.
- 31:20Speaker 5: One time I saw a fucking pig fall off the
- 31:23Speaker 5: fucking truck right there on so.
- 31:25Speaker 2: And Olympic up picked that ship up.
- 31:30Speaker 5: But that it was like it was the saddest thing
- 31:32Speaker 5: ever because it was all like fucking like it looked
- 31:34Speaker 5: like I got sucked up.
- 31:36Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I drove by and I was like,
- 31:38Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? You didn't pick it up?
- 31:40Speaker 2: A big old It was huge the size of this couch, bro, Bro,
- 31:48Speaker 2: take it home.
- 31:48Speaker 4: The big truck.
- 31:49Speaker 3: It was a big old fucking other pigs in there.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Oh, there's a who bunch of pigs. It was right
- 31:54Speaker 2: there by the by the donuts, right there.
- 31:56Speaker 3: On the way here the vand Ies. I passed by
- 31:58Speaker 3: the homeless encampment, you know, the you're right, I saw
- 32:01Speaker 3: these two pair boos and crates with a with a
- 32:04Speaker 3: tent over them in the.
- 32:07Speaker 4: Really.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. It's weird to me to see. I mean,
- 32:10Speaker 1: we go buy that.
- 32:11Speaker 2: The farmer John's stinks. It's the grossest thing ever.
- 32:14Speaker 3: It's closed now, it's closed Farmer once.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Well, it's turning into a data center.
- 32:21Speaker 5: It had to just close lately though, right because I
- 32:23Speaker 5: remember when I first moved here with complaining it's gotta
- 32:27Speaker 5: it's gonna smell for a long time.
- 32:29Speaker 3: I think they made a deal there because I used
- 32:32Speaker 3: to work there. I used to work at you brand.
- 32:35Speaker 3: It was a factory, and now we saw it was
- 32:38Speaker 3: those you know, you know the pipe pipes. You know
- 32:41Speaker 3: when you buy pipes, Well, this place is only sold
- 32:43Speaker 3: the the L, the L. So when you want to
- 32:48Speaker 3: when you want, when you want to put something up here,
- 32:49Speaker 3: you want to band, you just put the pipe that's
- 32:52Speaker 3: already banned, like the L bracket okay, al brackets, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 32:56Speaker 3: we only sold the ol brackets, all of it. And
- 32:58Speaker 3: it's kind of OL brackets, metal, little little plastic ones,
- 33:03Speaker 3: big ones. We had them all.
- 33:04Speaker 2: Bro dang.
- 33:05Speaker 3: So you know where Farmer John is, it's Farmer John.
- 33:10Speaker 3: It always stinks. But further further down, right next to
- 33:13Speaker 3: where I work, there's a mountain, like a two story
- 33:17Speaker 3: mountain of fertilizer, and that's Bandini fertilizer. I was like, oh, really,
- 33:22Speaker 3: that's where the toxic waste comes from.
- 33:24Speaker 1: I see, I know what you're talking about.
- 33:25Speaker 5: It has like sprayers over it so when it dries
- 33:29Speaker 5: out it stinks, right, spray with water.
- 33:31Speaker 4: So it doesn't.
- 33:33Speaker 1: It's disgusting to see.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Did you hear about that in the Newsman that a
- 33:37Speaker 3: lot of people from Boil Heights, including Rizzo and people
- 33:41Speaker 3: like they used to live in Boil Heights trying trying
- 33:44Speaker 3: to soothe the city bro to get money.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Well, because people a dude, people got sandy bro. It's disgusting, dude,
- 33:51Speaker 2: and there's flies around. It's dude. The smoke.
- 33:53Speaker 3: What happened was bad, right, It was because the food
- 33:56Speaker 3: is rotting, not the factory will burn.
- 33:58Speaker 2: I'm not sure it was a food.
- 33:59Speaker 5: Storage company storage company. I think this is what I've heard.
- 34:02Speaker 5: It's a food storage company and it was like keeping.
- 34:06Speaker 5: I think it was a cold storage place, and one
- 34:09Speaker 5: of the chemicals that makes the cold storage happen caught
- 34:15Speaker 5: fire and they didn't know how to put it out
- 34:16Speaker 5: because it was between two metal walls, and so it
- 34:20Speaker 5: was just continuously burning and they didn't know how to
- 34:22Speaker 5: put it out. But at the same time, nothing's being
- 34:24Speaker 5: cooled anymore. They can't get in all that's I mean,
- 34:27Speaker 5: correct me if I'm wrong.
- 34:28Speaker 4: This is just what I heard.
- 34:31Speaker 5: And then that ship is rotting in there and it's
- 34:33Speaker 5: creating it's creating a huge health hazard because.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I know exactly.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking gross, homeless water, a cesspool, fucking just nest.
- 34:46Speaker 1: You dude, So I know exactly what.
- 34:48Speaker 5: So there's when you go there's a tram that takes
- 34:51Speaker 5: you to the airport from the bar station to Oakland Airport,
- 34:56Speaker 5: and you go past the old coliseum and there's a
- 35:00Speaker 5: canal that went around it and it still fills up,
- 35:04Speaker 5: but they don't use it anymore because it's so filled
- 35:06Speaker 5: with trash and stolen cars and junk that it's just
- 35:11Speaker 5: it's discussing it's just like those Indian rivers. Yeah, so
- 35:14Speaker 5: it's just contaminated water.
- 35:17Speaker 6: Wow.
- 35:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:18Speaker 1: There's a guy on.
- 35:21Speaker 5: On I think he's like called Sasquatch something on Instagram,
- 35:25Speaker 5: and all he does is document all the abandoned cars
- 35:29Speaker 5: and trash in Oakland. It's because it's like, bro, I've
- 35:32Speaker 5: never even seen anything like that here in La Yea,
- 35:35Speaker 5: like La Homess population and community has nothing on what
- 35:39Speaker 5: Oakland does to itself.
- 35:40Speaker 4: Really.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Yes, we saw like the people, like I thought, I
- 35:44Speaker 2: showed you those videos.
- 35:46Speaker 5: Yeah, it got good and it's and it's the one
- 35:48Speaker 5: that I showed you was just one area and that's
- 35:50Speaker 5: the Lower Bottoms. But there's also like so many parts
- 35:54Speaker 5: along like by the Coliseum, where there's just trap. It's
- 35:58Speaker 5: just piled up junk and trash for days.
- 36:01Speaker 3: Bro.
- 36:02Speaker 5: I'm not like I'm talking like three cars high of
- 36:05Speaker 5: like cars and then for about half a mile like
- 36:09Speaker 5: and then and sometimes they'll fall over onto the train
- 36:12Speaker 5: tracks and there's videos of the trains having to move
- 36:14Speaker 5: them out of the way. It's crazy there, Bro, Oaklands
- 36:17Speaker 5: does not take care of itself. Fuck dude, the raiders home.
- 36:20Speaker 5: Oh no, you know, I never seen the mayor of
- 36:25Speaker 5: the bay who started that. I never seen a landfill
- 36:30Speaker 5: until there's a landfill on fucking right there by Commerce
- 36:33Speaker 5: by the casino. It's smells, bro. Now you notice it
- 36:36Speaker 5: when I drive by? There's because I kept seeing seagulls
- 36:38Speaker 5: for the longest, and I'm.
- 36:40Speaker 1: Like, yeah, landfill fucking sinks.
- 36:42Speaker 2: It's right there. It's disgusting.
- 36:44Speaker 8: Bro.
- 36:45Speaker 3: You think landfill is here and and well, we'll only
- 36:48Speaker 3: talk about our neighborhood, So South California, the California our
- 36:54Speaker 3: landfill wherever the rat I don't know where the rat
- 36:56Speaker 3: mono beelo.
- 36:57Speaker 9: Bro.
- 36:57Speaker 3: You think they make deals with fucking side trash to
- 37:03Speaker 3: make extra money to dump it there. Yeah, they have
- 37:07Speaker 3: to write what like like the landfill, bro, Like they're
- 37:12Speaker 3: bringing other shit enough to throw away there to make money.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, bro.
- 37:16Speaker 5: Well, because some cities and counties don't have landfill. So like,
- 37:20Speaker 5: if you're like a homide, it's like, hey, bro, give
- 37:22Speaker 5: me fifty bucks on top of what you pay to
- 37:24Speaker 5: throw that away, and I'll throw it away for you.
- 37:26Speaker 4: You know what.
- 37:27Speaker 3: You can't do that no more? You know before I remember,
- 37:30Speaker 3: like you try to dump a body a landmill, landfill
- 37:35Speaker 3: and then the trash covers it all up, and then
- 37:38Speaker 3: you don't know where it came from. Fuck No, I
- 37:42Speaker 3: found out that, like this section right here, what's your
- 37:46Speaker 3: zip code?
- 37:47Speaker 2: I'm ninety sixty nine.
- 37:52Speaker 3: We'll just say anyway, nine zero six so five, Just
- 37:54Speaker 3: say nine zero six so five. Everything for nine zero
- 37:57Speaker 3: six so far will be there, right, and then your
- 38:01Speaker 3: your street will be in this section. All the streets
- 38:05Speaker 3: from your where you live but will be over here.
- 38:07Speaker 3: And then it's it's like they know because too many
- 38:11Speaker 3: motherfuckers dumping bodies, I guess, so they know how to
- 38:14Speaker 3: go over there. Oh wow, motherfucker, Like you can go
- 38:16Speaker 3: to my neighbor.
- 38:18Speaker 2: I know.
- 38:19Speaker 3: I know my neighbor killed his wife and I know
- 38:21Speaker 3: he dumped her three months ago. The food, they'll go
- 38:24Speaker 3: over there. Everything everything is for the trash. Yeah, everything's gauged.
- 38:29Speaker 3: The track that was dumbed three three months.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Yeah, we do that in northern California.
- 38:33Speaker 3: It takes a while for track to disappear. They'll be
- 38:35Speaker 3: there right. So what they'll do is don't know my
- 38:37Speaker 3: section right, just like it's close by section going back
- 38:40Speaker 3: to ups.
- 38:41Speaker 2: They know because they know, like they gotta go, so
- 38:45Speaker 2: so they go, Okay, this is the mob on this day.
- 38:48Speaker 5: We know that this section of the areas where all
- 38:51Speaker 5: the trash went, and this truck picked up in this
- 38:55Speaker 5: area and it dumped on this side. So that means
- 38:59Speaker 5: the tractors pushed it into this corner. So this square
- 39:03Speaker 5: right here, not everybody does it. Like in New York
- 39:06Speaker 5: they burn that shit right away, bro, like that all
- 39:09Speaker 5: the trash goes right to an incinerator. But but yeah,
- 39:13Speaker 5: I know, like certain places, I don't know if Butch
- 39:15Speaker 5: McCloud's on, he would be able to say.
- 39:17Speaker 2: Some places they just bury it, right, they do the
- 39:19Speaker 2: one in San Francisco.
- 39:20Speaker 5: But yeah, so when you're going you know, you know,
- 39:23Speaker 5: when you go on the five uh to the bay,
- 39:26Speaker 5: and then once you get closer to the bay, there's
- 39:28Speaker 5: that huge fence that's in the middle of nowhere, and
- 39:31Speaker 5: you're like, what the fuck is that some secret base
- 39:33Speaker 5: or something that's actually landfill?
- 39:35Speaker 1: And they cover it so they they.
- 39:38Speaker 5: Put a layer and then they cover it with dirt,
- 39:40Speaker 5: and they put another layer of trash, cover it with dirt,
- 39:42Speaker 5: and then these pipes. What's disgusting is the pipes that
- 39:45Speaker 5: are coming out. That's all the liquid coming out of
- 39:49Speaker 5: all eggs stuff. Yeah, and it's just being seeped out
- 39:53Speaker 5: of the earth, dude, and into these pipes.
- 39:56Speaker 1: So that like because what they're hoping.
- 39:58Speaker 3: Is that getting back to that home the camin How
- 40:01Speaker 3: big did ther trash get.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Because they put the bad bro it gets bad.
- 40:07Speaker 3: They gets battle here.
- 40:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:09Speaker 5: Yeah, they've tried to create programs for them, They've they've
- 40:14Speaker 5: tried to do all kinds of things. I should put
- 40:16Speaker 5: that video on my on my Instagram of of the
- 40:21Speaker 5: Lower Bottoms in Oakland that I always show everybody because
- 40:24Speaker 5: it's it's so hard to explain and try to make
- 40:27Speaker 5: people envision, like rows of three stacked high cars going
- 40:33Speaker 5: for like half a mile and then there's like cutoffs
- 40:36Speaker 5: and directions and then there's like a camper at that end,
- 40:39Speaker 5: a tent at that end, and people sleeping in there.
- 40:42Speaker 5: There's fucking fires, people leaving their trash, and I mean
- 40:46Speaker 5: it looks like nobody knows anything there because nobody cleans
- 40:50Speaker 5: it up. One time I was I was looking for
- 40:53Speaker 5: a car out there for I got hired to look
- 40:55Speaker 5: for a car out there.
- 40:59Speaker 4: That wasn't mine.
- 40:59Speaker 2: But it wasn't mine and that's how I made that video.
- 41:02Speaker 5: But I pulled up to a place and I not
- 41:05Speaker 5: if I called because I was working, uh for the county,
- 41:10Speaker 5: but I called the cops. Was like, I think there's
- 41:11Speaker 5: a body in this pile, bro. Because I went, I
- 41:14Speaker 5: went near a pile and it just it was so
- 41:19Speaker 5: the smell of something decaying in there was so strong.
- 41:23Speaker 5: I never smelled anything like that in my life, and
- 41:25Speaker 5: it made me sick to my stomach. And so I
- 41:27Speaker 5: was like, and it was just a pilot trash over it.
- 41:29Speaker 5: It was like a huge pilot trash over it. And
- 41:32Speaker 5: I was like, Bro, I think there's a dead body
- 41:34Speaker 5: in there.
- 41:34Speaker 4: Bro.
- 41:34Speaker 2: But because the next day when I went back, the
- 41:36Speaker 2: pile was gone.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Somebody said that bush should be the next view Hauser
- 41:41Speaker 3: of the Bait.
- 41:43Speaker 1: I used to love that fucking guy.
- 41:45Speaker 4: Dude.
- 41:46Speaker 2: I did you ever watch that guy?
- 41:48Speaker 3: Hell yeah, bro, like in your favor those big old forearms.
- 41:52Speaker 2: Dude.
- 41:52Speaker 5: Now, let me ask you something. What do you think
- 41:56Speaker 5: this statue represents? Some people say it represents something horrific
- 42:00Speaker 5: that happened in their life, and some people say it
- 42:03Speaker 5: was something good.
- 42:05Speaker 2: Why don't you tell me?
- 42:07Speaker 4: This is?
- 42:10Speaker 2: This is Jose Martinez. He runs the local trash compactor.
- 42:17Speaker 3: Here, California. Bronze.
- 42:21Speaker 2: He used to annoy people California, California.
- 42:29Speaker 5: Louise, Louise, come here, get a shot, because you know, now, Louise,
- 42:33Speaker 5: come over here, get a shot of it.
- 42:35Speaker 3: We went to that place, dude, in California. And isn't
- 42:38Speaker 3: I think is there a Reading California? Yeah, yeah, he was,
- 42:42Speaker 3: because we're not in California. We're not known for like
- 42:45Speaker 3: having the best barbeque ever we're having. We're known for
- 42:48Speaker 3: having the best fights at Dodger Stadium and Beth Burrito
- 42:53Speaker 3: and best tacos and best food, but we're not really
- 42:55Speaker 3: known for ribs. But that food went to a place
- 42:58Speaker 3: in Reading, I think, or somewhere tob and man, he
- 43:01Speaker 3: was talking exactly like that. So bro like like he
- 43:05Speaker 3: didn't know how to cook meat. Now you put the
- 43:08Speaker 3: ribs in the fire.
- 43:10Speaker 5: Now you're telling me you put the ribs actually in
- 43:13Speaker 5: the fire where they're getting burned.
- 43:17Speaker 3: Yeah, he used to be. And then he'll asked for
- 43:19Speaker 3: free food, like what do you do with those pieces?
- 43:21Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 43:23Speaker 5: Bro, bro, I remember what time he asked this Lady's
- 43:26Speaker 5: on now, what do you think that bridge is for?
- 43:29Speaker 5: And it was like a huge bridge that spans from
- 43:32Speaker 5: one and he was trying to get her to be like, oh,
- 43:34Speaker 5: here's the history of it, and she goes, it's to
- 43:37Speaker 5: carry people, that's what it's for.
- 43:40Speaker 2: You could tell she was like, why are you asking me?
- 43:42Speaker 2: Because he asked what the ridge for?
- 43:44Speaker 6: You?
- 43:44Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 43:45Speaker 1: What the plane for?
- 43:45Speaker 4: What?
- 43:47Speaker 6: Like?
- 43:47Speaker 5: I remember he went to Mansnar and I was like, Oh,
- 43:49Speaker 5: it's gonna be offensive as fuck.
- 43:50Speaker 3: Show him on those Simpsons, bro, Yeah.
- 43:53Speaker 2: The Simpsons.
- 43:53Speaker 5: That's right, Hill Houser on the Simpsons. That's when it
- 43:57Speaker 5: was like, oh wow, then.
- 43:59Speaker 3: You have boys. Brough Houser stayed, they should ask me
- 44:04Speaker 3: for the voice.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Now, why didn't they ask me for the voice?
- 44:09Speaker 2: Why am I?
- 44:11Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 44:15Speaker 2: Detection to your favorite confections? Now here's some Oh god.
- 44:26Speaker 4: I love this.
- 44:27Speaker 3: Somebody you remember the fish and Chip spot in San
- 44:30Speaker 3: Jose Blue Jeans Center Stafeway?
- 44:33Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck you dude?
- 44:34Speaker 5: Ah that blue Jeans is still there, by the way,
- 44:40Speaker 5: or was there like two years ago when I went, you.
- 44:42Speaker 3: Should do a bro video? Who Houser doing cold?
- 44:45Speaker 4: Bro?
- 44:46Speaker 2: Is that a bag?
- 44:48Speaker 6: Now?
- 44:48Speaker 2: Is that a bag of cocaine? Or is that sugar?
- 44:51Speaker 3: Now?
- 44:52Speaker 5: Why would you sniff it up your nose and not
- 44:54Speaker 5: injected into your penis vein.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Hey, that's the fucking farmer John's factor right there, Dude.
- 45:04Speaker 3: They're making.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Glue.
- 45:08Speaker 1: Yeah, Hill Hauser.
- 45:09Speaker 5: Actually, you know, Hil Holser has a I think it's
- 45:13Speaker 5: his cousin or nephew named Hugh Hauser. So Lydia Popovich
- 45:17Speaker 5: hater Tuesday is really good friends with this guy and
- 45:20Speaker 5: he's a comic and uh, I guess supposedly he's just
- 45:27Speaker 5: as fabulous as he was.
- 45:29Speaker 2: So look at that guy, Bro. I would get high
- 45:33Speaker 2: at night.
- 45:34Speaker 5: I would fucking get high as a fuck in the
- 45:36Speaker 5: middle of the night in my room. And remember, like
- 45:39Speaker 5: getting high, I don't know if you had to do this,
- 45:41Speaker 5: you'd take a tube of toilet paper tube and he
- 45:47Speaker 5: put a dryer sheet over it, and so take a
- 45:50Speaker 5: puff of your.
- 45:51Speaker 2: That doesn't work because it's so small, like weed. I
- 45:54Speaker 2: don't know, Bro, it was the only time my dad.
- 45:56Speaker 2: It smells good and like it's crazy.
- 45:59Speaker 3: How works.
- 46:00Speaker 2: I mean, it fucking works, Bro.
- 46:02Speaker 5: But I would get high in my room with that,
- 46:04Speaker 5: and then I would watch California Gold and I would
- 46:07Speaker 5: die laughing. Bro, this full because because you could tell
- 46:10Speaker 5: people are kind of getting irritated with him.
- 46:12Speaker 3: There's California gold And I don't know, man, if you
- 46:15Speaker 3: ever been out of town, like a middle party Texas somewhere,
- 46:20Speaker 3: but if if you have a television that had only
- 46:22Speaker 3: basic cable, like it doesn't have like the real ship. Yeah,
- 46:26Speaker 3: there's this other guy that pops up and he cooks barbecue.
- 46:31Speaker 3: Oh really black he has black haired a mustache. He's
- 46:34Speaker 3: in the middle of this is a modern guy right now.
- 46:35Speaker 3: Modern okay, all right, but he only bro, he comes
- 46:38Speaker 3: out late as late as that one fool that takes
- 46:43Speaker 3: you fishing.
- 46:45Speaker 2: And this is on regular TV.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, you're talking about fish Masters.
- 46:48Speaker 3: Well it comes out on the same channel on the
- 46:52Speaker 3: same time as fish Masters. Yes, because don't get this
- 46:55Speaker 3: show is one of the laid shows. Bro, that pops
- 46:57Speaker 3: up fish Masters needs to be the fat Mexican dude.
- 47:01Speaker 3: And I met him at the Huntings and Beach.
- 47:05Speaker 5: Oh no, then we're talking about different because those are
- 47:07Speaker 5: fish Masters. And these guys used to come on public
- 47:09Speaker 5: television as well, but in other cities.
- 47:12Speaker 1: And they were stupid.
- 47:13Speaker 4: Bro.
- 47:14Speaker 5: These two dumb motherfuckers would fish in like uh, they
- 47:18Speaker 5: would go to like Santa Monica. They would go to
- 47:20Speaker 5: like a fake creek in a fucking like business complex
- 47:24Speaker 5: and they were like fishing there pranking. Yeah, they were
- 47:28Speaker 5: kind of early pranksters, dude, but who are you talking about.
- 47:33Speaker 3: It was a Latino guy. I don't know his name,
- 47:35Speaker 3: it might be George Lopez, and he had a channel.
- 47:38Speaker 3: He had a channel that only come on like late
- 47:41Speaker 3: at night. And then there was also the fucking the
- 47:46Speaker 3: barbecue guy with a black hair and a mustard. I
- 47:49Speaker 3: want to know who that is.
- 47:50Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about that barber.
- 47:52Speaker 3: It was called burning something, but it was a uh
- 47:55Speaker 3: Dan Hernandez. Yeah, yes, I met that fool. We were
- 48:00Speaker 3: at Huntington Beach at the at the Porter. Yeah, big dude, right,
- 48:07Speaker 3: that a big dude.
- 48:08Speaker 2: I know who this guy is? Yeah, I think that
- 48:10Speaker 2: was up this guy is I know, Yeah, I met
- 48:13Speaker 2: this is a real this guy seriously.
- 48:16Speaker 3: Chicano bro that for I'm at the he was. I
- 48:19Speaker 3: met him at Man Lisa. We went to the three
- 48:24Speaker 3: Breakfast there hundreing to Beach like a lighthouse cafe and
- 48:27Speaker 3: Huntington Beach the other other omelets have eight eggs.
- 48:31Speaker 5: He was like my grandma and my grandfather had a baby. Yeah, dude,
- 48:35Speaker 5: that he looks like he could beat my grandma or
- 48:38Speaker 5: my grandfather.
- 48:39Speaker 3: He showed up to the Lighthouse Cafe and Huntington Beach
- 48:43Speaker 3: when we were gonna eat breakfast. We were there around
- 48:46Speaker 3: like we were. We went after a show. We will
- 48:49Speaker 3: go there Bro. Two in the morning, three in the morning,
- 48:51Speaker 3: and still gotta drive to fucking Silver Lake.
- 48:53Speaker 4: Bro.
- 48:55Speaker 3: But that place Bro eight fucking eggs per another omelet,
- 48:59Speaker 3: so the he we went in with Dan and he
- 49:02Speaker 3: gave it his card and he's talking about fishing. Harmonica
- 49:05Speaker 3: SiO knew exactly who he was. This fool bought He
- 49:09Speaker 3: got a plate of eggs, six of them fried over easy,
- 49:16Speaker 3: and that fool killed it with sauce. Oh my god,
- 49:20Speaker 3: up with bacon. No, no, they no nothing.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Bro was made for seafood hedok, coffee with.
- 49:26Speaker 3: Us, had a good time and then he left to
- 49:28Speaker 3: go fish.
- 49:29Speaker 2: That's fucking great, dude, So love this guy.
- 49:32Speaker 3: He woke up early to go fishing and you guys
- 49:35Speaker 3: were leaving a comedy show.
- 49:37Speaker 9: WHOA.
- 49:39Speaker 3: I don't know if he's still around though.
- 49:41Speaker 2: But yew, you get up early in the morning to
- 49:43Speaker 2: go fishing.
- 49:44Speaker 3: But this guy's a real deal as far as like
- 49:46Speaker 3: you talk about all who's famous on in California. For fishing.
- 49:50Speaker 2: I mean, that's amazing, bro, just that one he's got
- 49:53Speaker 2: right there in the screen. But why do you need
- 49:56Speaker 2: to wake up early? Do the fish wake up early?
- 49:58Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 50:02Speaker 5: They're very active at sun at sun up, and they're
- 50:06Speaker 5: very active at sundown, and it's because of the flies
- 50:09Speaker 5: over the water, like.
- 50:11Speaker 1: They come up closer.
- 50:12Speaker 5: There's also a temperature thing, like during the daytime the
- 50:16Speaker 5: water heats up and then and so they'll go up
- 50:19Speaker 5: towards the water near the end of the night because
- 50:22Speaker 5: it's cool, it's a little bit warm, you know, and
- 50:25Speaker 5: then like uh yeah, there's there's certain elements, but you
- 50:28Speaker 5: want to go early in the morning or late at night.
- 50:32Speaker 4: You know?
- 50:33Speaker 1: A guy named Ed Bassar, Yeah, the guy that.
- 50:37Speaker 3: His son doesn't know. Huh.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Oh, I did see that.
- 50:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:41Speaker 3: I thought it was funny if Ed Bassar a little
- 50:44Speaker 3: Gabriel with hoops.
- 50:46Speaker 5: Oh, that'd be funny, like like like a like a
- 50:48Speaker 5: like a mini Philippe, like a little Minia Ed Bassar.
- 50:51Speaker 3: Bro, What's up fool Podcast? Today's celebrity Birthdays?
- 50:59Speaker 2: Who's who's that Korean guy?
- 51:01Speaker 4: Woman? What is it?
- 51:02Speaker 3: I don't even know these people?
- 51:03Speaker 1: These motherfuckers.
- 51:04Speaker 3: Jay Hun Jehu Johun.
- 51:07Speaker 1: All right, she turned.
- 51:09Speaker 2: It's a it's a heat bro.
- 51:10Speaker 1: That's not a he bro.
- 51:12Speaker 2: That's a heat bro.
- 51:13Speaker 1: I just saw her in down.
- 51:15Speaker 2: No, that's from Tokyo. I mean, dude, because you know,
- 51:19Speaker 2: because Koreans had the face masks man, so they all
- 51:21Speaker 2: look off.
- 51:21Speaker 3: Fucking I saw that guy earlier, Bro, he bowed me.
- 51:27Speaker 5: That was my waiter, bro, Johua, big Pun, Yeah, big
- 51:32Speaker 5: Pun right there, Gabro, So this is a cancer stuff.
- 51:41Speaker 3: Fifty to day man, Big Pun, Big Pun's dad shout
- 51:44Speaker 3: out to Fluffy. Oh Fuffy, it was big Pun and Fluffy.
- 51:47Speaker 3: Look at that Big Pun and big Pun, Big pan
- 51:51Speaker 3: and big Pun, Big Pun and big Pan. Fifty years old,
- 51:55Speaker 3: a milestone bro for a big guy. Bro shout out
- 51:57Speaker 3: to him. All this game now at seventies age, probably
- 52:00Speaker 3: fifty two, this point, fucking younger than me, Bro, this
- 52:04Speaker 3: point younger than me.
- 52:06Speaker 5: You ain't more than seventy six, dog, that body says,
- 52:12Speaker 5: fucking at least seventy nineteen seventy, Bro.
- 52:21Speaker 2: You know like looks like a tired cop.
- 52:23Speaker 3: That thing you getting old?
- 52:24Speaker 4: Bro?
- 52:24Speaker 3: When you when when people can look at the thumb
- 52:26Speaker 3: and draw you, I think you know you're getting old. Bro.
- 52:34Speaker 3: People could grab your thumb and draw you your fucking
- 52:37Speaker 3: old dog go back.
- 52:38Speaker 2: To them because you guys had up of him. That
- 52:41Speaker 2: was fucking hilarious. Yeah, look at that one on the right, bro,
- 52:45Speaker 2: Like that's perfect go back.
- 52:49Speaker 3: Whoa, man, I don't think he's like on Pond Stars.
- 52:52Speaker 3: On that one right, there's a definite pot.
- 52:58Speaker 6: Bro.
- 53:00Speaker 3: I could drop him with a thumb.
- 53:02Speaker 2: It's the same guy. Bro, it's a thumb with a face.
- 53:05Speaker 3: Like he's like a general manager at some bullshit out
- 53:08Speaker 3: of improv somewhere, the guy.
- 53:11Speaker 5: From the guy from what's it called the fucking Pond Stars?
- 53:15Speaker 5: You got in trouble recently?
- 53:17Speaker 3: Man?
- 53:17Speaker 2: Who this guy? Because I guess Rick he came out
- 53:20Speaker 2: as a hardcore Trump supporter.
- 53:22Speaker 5: Dude, I mean that does Dude. That wouldn't surprise me.
- 53:26Speaker 5: Like I watched the show all the time. I was like,
- 53:29Speaker 5: you know, Rick is a Trump supporter.
- 53:31Speaker 3: It'd be like that that me and that Pendleton right
- 53:33Speaker 3: there is that me and there in that Pendleton over there?
- 53:38Speaker 3: Know the other one right there? That one? Oh ship Okay,
- 53:46Speaker 3: Like then I even had a baby.
- 53:48Speaker 2: You are not You're fucking up.
- 53:52Speaker 3: That's what I get for talking ship. They could drop
- 53:56Speaker 3: me with a thumb and put the fucking hair in
- 53:58Speaker 3: the back.
- 53:58Speaker 4: Of the sharp.
- 54:00Speaker 3: Fuck that's true. Judo is working for Ice. Now give
- 54:08Speaker 3: me these reporting people.
- 54:09Speaker 5: Dies does not surprise me. There's a lady selling, but
- 54:14Speaker 5: that's at the end of my block.
- 54:17Speaker 1: Let me go put on my yellow stone find her.
- 54:20Speaker 3: Gabriel when he was young there twenty five.
- 54:22Speaker 4: Well, he was on what was it?
- 54:23Speaker 3: Was it the show was gonna go down?
- 54:25Speaker 2: The Nickelodeon show.
- 54:26Speaker 3: Right right there, that one with the Hawaiian show. That's
- 54:28Speaker 3: the first special probably yeah right there man, that one
- 54:32Speaker 3: dude he did that that that comic from.
- 54:37Speaker 4: Across the border.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Place.
- 54:45Speaker 3: I was there, brother, thought she really happened.
- 54:48Speaker 1: All his jokes are about other people's jokes.
- 54:50Speaker 2: So you were you were at that, uh when that happened.
- 54:52Speaker 3: At the when this happened, Paul ju to go to
- 54:56Speaker 3: fucking jaguars to U.
- 55:00Speaker 4: What is what is.
- 55:05Speaker 3: Thirty like that and all these girls, I'm like, wow, yeah, bro.
- 55:13Speaker 3: The funny thing about that story is what happened. He
- 55:15Speaker 3: should The funnier funnier part is this part where when
- 55:19Speaker 3: we were in the car, Paul Driga is like fifty
- 55:22Speaker 3: dog he had a twenty year old stripper in the
- 55:24Speaker 3: back seat.
- 55:26Speaker 2: No way looking and snucker out of Mexico.
- 55:29Speaker 3: Sucking up from our passo. What bro, and I get
- 55:34Speaker 3: part of dread by Agra, So I'm already in so
- 55:38Speaker 3: so so you know, like that girl wanted to talk
- 55:44Speaker 3: to wanted Paul Dui to talk to her mom because
- 55:47Speaker 3: she's a big fan of Paul. Right, and then Paul
- 55:49Speaker 3: Driguez grabs the phone and goes, hey, I here you
- 55:52Speaker 3: doing good impersonation of me. So gave he gives, gave
- 55:56Speaker 3: her the phone and Gabriels talking to Paul Drigga to
- 56:00Speaker 3: her mom while Paul dre making out with a chick.
- 56:05Speaker 3: Paul Duice can find jobs for people.
- 56:07Speaker 1: But that's a g right there, bro, you know what bad?
- 56:10Speaker 5: This is the first time I heard that somebody somebody
- 56:13Speaker 5: snuck a stripper from sucking what is to uh to
- 56:16Speaker 5: a passo?
- 56:17Speaker 4: Bro?
- 56:18Speaker 2: My girlfriend did something like that.
- 56:19Speaker 3: But well they're snug and not willingly. Everybody but Paul
- 56:23Speaker 3: Ja was like the pauld like had super natural power
- 56:27Speaker 3: broke because they told this guy in a van, hey man,
- 56:28Speaker 3: you want to have tacos? Yeah, We're gonna have tacos.
- 56:31Speaker 3: And then like I randomly drove into Juarez, Mexico, No way,
- 56:36Speaker 3: and then there was another lady, two girls. They were
- 56:38Speaker 3: like they were they were like leaving the club. We're
- 56:41Speaker 3: all gonna go have taco. You want to go, yeah,
- 56:43Speaker 3: but we have like six four strangers Armanic Cotillo as
- 56:50Speaker 3: me going to TJ back then, Bro, and it course
- 56:53Speaker 3: we gotta pull over at the border. Bro, they may
- 56:55Speaker 3: everybody get out.
- 56:57Speaker 2: Really, but why is that? Because you guys just look suspicious.
- 56:59Speaker 3: We we were in we went to Watt's dog and
- 57:02Speaker 3: we went to a taco truck, you know, like pretty
- 57:06Speaker 3: much like stereotypical, bro, where we're crossing us we're driving
- 57:11Speaker 3: and two dogs run across the street and then we
- 57:13Speaker 3: keep walking and we get there and then arm Gabriel
- 57:17Speaker 3: said that everything's closed, and Parodi said, everything's closed if
- 57:22Speaker 3: we have only fives on.
- 57:23Speaker 2: You is a party animal, bro?
- 57:30Speaker 3: Party Bro? He had went to go do a he did,
- 57:35Speaker 3: like this big time corporate gig, right, and then after
- 57:39Speaker 3: the show he went to go party with us and
- 57:41Speaker 3: that's when he took he kidnapped us and took us
- 57:42Speaker 3: to what is so yeah, man, crazy life, crazy stand
- 57:50Speaker 3: up life. If you stick around like he Mike, don't
- 57:53Speaker 3: know who that is? YouTube star.
- 57:55Speaker 5: All these people except for YouTubers Gabe are fucking it's
- 58:00Speaker 5: TikTok Star. Oh the kid on the top left is
- 58:03Speaker 5: a TV actor, pop singer, YouTube star, YouTube TikTok Star,
- 58:07Speaker 5: TikTok Star.
- 58:08Speaker 3: Tiktoks little more if he was the birthday?
- 58:10Speaker 6: Was that?
- 58:11Speaker 2: The last time you're hot is yeah?
- 58:13Speaker 3: Now, Philippa right there?
- 58:14Speaker 2: Another one that's a straight not felipe, dude. Look at
- 58:19Speaker 2: the go.
- 58:21Speaker 4: Right there, dude?
- 58:22Speaker 2: Is that any Sweeney up there?
- 58:26Speaker 1: Crazy Darlington?
- 58:28Speaker 3: I think I get no bron of you by a birthday.
- 58:32Speaker 3: You don't give a fucking ball. You don't know who's
- 58:34Speaker 3: that guy in the fucking car? Hey, look for people
- 58:36Speaker 3: twenty seventy dogs, bulls. I know right, they're all gonna
- 58:41Speaker 3: be you.
- 58:41Speaker 2: Look at tomorrow's birthdays.
- 58:44Speaker 3: Is a Columbus birthday?
- 58:45Speaker 2: These are too many. This is too Harry based.
- 58:48Speaker 3: Hoith Wagner right there, Joe Jack.
- 58:55Speaker 2: I'm just happy there's names. Oh Corey from right there, dude, Bro,
- 59:00Speaker 2: have you seen this full album?
- 59:02Speaker 3: Of course?
- 59:04Speaker 2: What's wrong with him?
- 59:05Speaker 4: Bro?
- 59:05Speaker 5: Bro?
- 59:05Speaker 2: There's so much because he's the movies coming out, This
- 59:08Speaker 2: movie this documentary about him. Yeah, this fool is wild. Bro, Dude,
- 59:12Speaker 2: he's been out of control. He's not, Bro, he's fucking
- 59:15Speaker 2: with crit fifty four, fifty four years.
- 59:20Speaker 3: Looking for hopefully for as parts do see what happens,
- 59:23Speaker 3: and then that they're gonna just break who who that lady?
- 59:32Speaker 3: I'm young. I'm the state age as cabral.
- 59:34Speaker 2: You just heard fifty hell have me yeah fifties yelling? Bro, Yeah,
- 59:40Speaker 2: we gotta have the guys.
- 59:43Speaker 3: Hey, look Johnny Sanchez comedian age.
- 59:56Speaker 2: There's no no, bro, there's no well.
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: No this this guy.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: I swear this little called me me home before.
- 1:00:06Speaker 7: Bro.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: Don't you call you me?
- 1:00:08Speaker 6: Who?
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: When he was working twelve?
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: What the hell?
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: You're a liar?
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: Willie Barsona Bro? Oh bro?
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: This full fifteen dog?
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: Oh yeah, will hit the picture? Yeah I see really
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: ain't no liar, Bro.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: I think it's more than that, dude, you think so? Yeah,
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: it probably is. Eric Griffin.
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: I got to start lying about my age. Yeah, you
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: shart get rolls, bro, you have I'm not trying to
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: get girls. I have rolls, all rolls Yeah and girls maybe.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Alright.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: No he's not No, he's not Bro.
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: No, that fells not fifty four in these but in
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: this uh, in this, in this business, you can't tell
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: people your real age?
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: Why because you you uh like, when did they go
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: hold of you?
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: But and I'm like, I'm uh, I'm forty You're They're like,
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: and we're looking for a forty nine year old?
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: Sorry?
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: Man, Well your your range, you lose your range. That's
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: not that's not that I'm thirty. Well I look so okay,
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: so on.
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: My thirty six, I know I'm old, bro, bro.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Right there, yeah, you're like fifteen famous George?
- 1:01:21Speaker 6: No?
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Who what who would lie?
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Bro? Eric Rivera age twenty two? He told me though
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: today No comedian?
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, okay that he's twenty five?
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: No way, No, come on, has fucking kids are He's
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: got kids that are twenty five?
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: Comedian bro venezuela.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: Wizard did a wizard did a spell?
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: No wait wait what does it say he's forty four
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: years old? I believe And that is not Eric Rivera.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: That's that's Eric Blake.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: Everyone.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: That's the guy from family.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: F fucking Steve Harvey is still messing up stuff. Bro.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Harvey has one top two in that picture. I guess
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: one top.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Cisco is forty five.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: Look for Cisco Ramos.
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: I met him when he back in the day. He
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: told me that's not that's the Dominican. But I just god,
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: oh my god.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Here famous start needs to get his shipped together.
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: How do you fifty eight?
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: No he's not he's not fifty eight, bro, fuck no,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: he looks good for fifty. There's no fucking world but.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: As well, bro, real bad water.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: So he was This was not fifty eight.
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: I love this dude, though, I love his Franciscus funny dude.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: What is that the beaches at Jimmy Kimmel Francis? I
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: think Francisco is like forty bro.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: One of the comics was changing his age while we
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: were watching this, like for Bueler changes fucking great.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Yeah, right now there's someone watching this wrong.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: Don't look me up.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: Fifty eight.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: No, that's what Cisco. Don't look me up.
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: He's a Gemini.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: I think I got Francisco's age wrong.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy, bro. Look Rodrigo Torres, bro the median. Wait,
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: does he have a famous mid forties dog?
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: This thing?
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: This thing? Look up?
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: But bars and seven thirty two. It's all who, It's
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: all cabinet maker, Butch.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Escobar manager Mountain Mike's Pizza.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: Yeah, see who's truthful around here?
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: You're thirty five years old.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: I'm forty nine.
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: Don't you can't see it was stated to be thirty
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: five years old in twenty twelve.
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: Oh yeah, see lines up, bro, lines You know what
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: I'm afraid of, Bro. I just don't want to like,
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: I'll forget my age as.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: I didn't even know I have a website.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: That's somebody Lisa Sparse of Filippe Spars. Who's that dude, Frosty?
- 1:04:26Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I know who did my godfather?
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Did this is to you have a godfather?
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: The guy from Willard Packard.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: From h the guy who uh uh he'll make eBay.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: I don't have a godfather.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: The day I don't.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of it. I don't even have
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: a real father. You have a god Did see what
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: Martin Rizzo says? His age is there? He looked me up?
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: Oh did they?
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:04:53Speaker 6: No?
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Fuck no, look me up again.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: I think it says does the my address? Where does
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Martin Rizzo live?
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Look at Barton?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: That's a big bart Rizzo. It was in that badass
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: sature with the hoodie on has been around longer than
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: you have. It's been around longer than fucking Instagram. Bro,
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: I know.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: That profile.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: From the bed.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: Let me see that cameltoe.
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: This is a fucking Bay Area.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: Bose pants are so that was a style buck then Brook.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: It's Rachel Maddow looking.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: Motherfucker. Rachel. Dude, you're smiling like you've never had any problems.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: You know that you were made out of way more factory,
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: a way more.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: I was happy because I was like, you know what,
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: you're gonna fucking after that. You look like a Chinese
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: kid who just finished thirty piano.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: You're gonna hold a show and Pops springs during that.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: The Bucking Shore Festival.
- 1:06:09Speaker 5: There's a picture of my daughter. She graduated. Yes she's
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: a lesbian, but we're very.
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: Proud of her.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: As me transitioning right here, Bro.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: People say, what what's up about what a daughter you have?
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: She's a liberal lesbian.
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: She lives in Berkeley. Broably that's a Berkeley haircut. Bro,
- 1:06:31Speaker 5: that's a lesbian Berkeley.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: This is the Mexican Superman.
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: Carlos Kent his fucking.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Me said, I'm a Tweek. I am a b are
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: you bro, like I if I went to Joe, it's over.
- 1:06:50Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: If you put this on what's the gay?
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Uh grinder?
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: Yeah, if you put this on grinder, Bro, my phone
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: you know when he my you heat up and my
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: phone crash, I will have to get stitches on my buffo.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: Bro, No, no, you know i'd be No. I want
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: to be a bottom.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: I want to be like Letty All the mother got
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: dolphin teeth and let you yank your food. Bro, you
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: tear it, you don't buy it. I'm eating a coconut
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: like all your meals. You eat it like a beef jerky.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: Bro, I don't care what happens the next time I
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: come on this. I'm going to have so many prepared
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: for this.
- 1:07:38Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna put this on my wall and
- 1:07:40Speaker 5: stare at it the week before I come in next time.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Bro, here I weighed one twenty five.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: Now you let the commuted to Caron.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: Nick nick to Tarro nick to, We're racist.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: Put this one again, bro, the the fucking on? Oh
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: there he is the right there.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: Shaking a taro.
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: Uh, why there's no no, the other girl was there,
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: Carmen in Sposito. That's when I feel you look more
- 1:08:21Speaker 5: fun when you do it. It's sposito. That's the one
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: right there.
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: Oh man, did you what the AF Star Game yesterday?
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: I'm in the fun I'm about you didn't want the
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: MLB AF Star Game. Can you show the though, oh ship,
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: who the fuck is that?
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Fados?
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: Before you go back to rizzle? Can you show me
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: Miss America? You show the woman who signs the national
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: anthem at the MLB All Star Game. Just show her
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: singing it.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: I want to be it might be a top bro.
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: Yeah, ready, can't see please welcome Miss America twenty twenty six.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: I can't see good. Look bro?
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is a.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: America poss how pause first coming on Twitter, Trump ruined everything.
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: For real, bro, I'm sorry, I'm not what rest they
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: get her from?
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: Bro? What the fuck? Whoa?
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: That's the cripkeeper that well you know what she probably
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: she probably did. You know she in her heydays?
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: She can they're laughing in the back, yeah, they're no.
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: Look somebody somebody that has black mother thought real funny.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: My mother said, damn, that was eating.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: I try not to laugh.
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: You know she looked good like twenty five years ago.
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: Dude, listen, I'm not trying to body shame or make
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: fun of anybody, but there's a certain point where you're like, look, lady,
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: you look like you.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: Died a few years back. Everybody's worried about her.
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: Dave Roberts always looked like he fucking drank a six
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: pack of fucking Budweiser and got into a fight with
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: two Mexican before the game.
- 1:10:21Speaker 5: Bro, that's crazy, Bro, I know I saw this this morning,
- 1:10:27Speaker 5: Beauty standards.
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: You know I said the wrong thing on the last
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: Palce cat Bro. I said you look like Gabby before
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: rehabro Why right now?
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: I said it twice.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: For Gabby? She looks great.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: Bro, good dude, this this girl.
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: Yes, you wouldn'tay what if you're at a bar, Bro,
- 1:10:54Speaker 5: You're you're five years in, Bro, you would in Dude, No,
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: I'd be like, I got a bar bar barstow the redhead, Bro,
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: and barstow a bar and barsow the redhead.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: She's a redhead.
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: Oh a barn barstow.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: That doesn't matter, Bro, that I listen.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: Again, just trying to fight like the worst bar to
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: put her in so you can hook up with her. Bro,
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: if you're at Charlie's in Porterville, It's like she said,
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: my husband's long jammer, he's out of town.
- 1:11:22Speaker 5: It's like if they took a skeleton and then just
- 1:11:24Speaker 5: like pulled the skin over it, Like that's what do
- 1:11:28Speaker 5: you dude?
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Look it's not bad.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: Bro, show miss show me show Miss Hawaii twenty twenty six,
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: Miss Hawaii twenty twenty six, and she's better.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I can see, Like, see, am I
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: out of my mind?
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: Show me with Hawaii?
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: She's way younger.
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: That was Miss America twenty twenty six. By the way,
- 1:12:00Speaker 5: that was America from ten years ago. The lady right now,
- 1:12:03Speaker 5: oh lady is singing was Miss America. She went down
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: hole like crazy, like what is at the bottom of
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: the hill. When she started, she looked like in twenty sixteen,
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: the lady from Oh my, this lady, we wanted to
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: go that far.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: We see if she actually looked good when she got elected.
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: Uh, Miss America, right, we're talking about that lady that
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: was singing was Miss America twenty twenty six. No, yeah,
- 1:12:26Speaker 5: see Miss America twenty twenty six. Cassie down again performs
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: God Bless America.
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: What the fuck?
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Who does she pay off?
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: Ruined every side?
- 1:12:37Speaker 6: Bro?
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: See she looks totally different almost in these pictures.
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: Oh is she?
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: I mean she shows that jawline that won't quit. But bro,
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: now she could deal with that.
- 1:12:50Speaker 5: It's very cripkeeper esque, if you know what, if you
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: know what I mean? Yeah, this is not I'm sorry America,
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: this isn't.
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: A good look. But said that bit more, they can
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: chew by the.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: Said fucking baby seven seven.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: I keep zooming in on it back there, Bro, these
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: guys are the best.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: I'm trying to back that. Looking at those teeth, page,
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: you look like you by that parents.
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: He could bite that bread, bro, during and and and
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: and they got that little baby without biting anything.
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: What's what's it called the bro? No, the hard fucking
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: grand crocker that people ate in the Civil Wars they
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: call heart heart tack. Yeah, those teeps will bite through
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: heart attack.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: Bro, wrizzles. Rizzles that that little mouth that comes on
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: alien bro, baby mouth.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: Extra mouth, that's what that's what.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: That's my come willing mouth.
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: That's a smiling a kid who hasn't figured out he's
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: poor yet.
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: You wear a hair piece, bro, you have a comb over.
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: Well, that was a stund back that you combed their
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: hair to the stung.
- 1:14:15Speaker 5: Yes, style, Bro, Woo, you haven't had like every people
- 1:14:19Speaker 5: like nineteen nineteen sixty five?
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: What are you talking? You then left you, bro, because
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: you need a haircut. Dog.
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: They're all sorry, sir, you have to go home with
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: that haircut. He looked, Bro like you you you got
- 1:14:34Speaker 5: nineteen seventy nine call they want their hairstyle.
- 1:14:37Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: That was no, that was not what you talk bro.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: None of what you're doing.
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: Right now style for anything. Oh yeah, except for like
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: Chinese businessmen.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: You people.
- 1:14:51Speaker 5: Oh no, I was doing I was doing a presentation.
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: You're selling free phones in for the courthouse with that?
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: I do look so Asian, Bro.
- 1:15:02Speaker 5: You're very yeah, Bro, it's like you're own a couple
- 1:15:05Speaker 5: of of of dry cleaning comings for sure.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: What's it called the Cambodian Donuts Shop? Uncle ted?
- 1:15:15Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:15:18Speaker 5: That smile says I haven't been kicked out of this
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: gig yet. I am so hopeful, Bro, Bro, I got
- 1:15:25Speaker 5: you after I got kicked out. I got McDonald's.
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Smiles says I have no clue what's about to happen
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: to me today?
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: There's more comments I want to see. I don't keep
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: seeing the comments.
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hit the blue arrow on the comment section.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: It's not it's not scrolling. I'm gonna get back to
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: this weight, bro one twenty seven, I'm what so fool?
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: Anybody want to call up right now and roast wrizzle colors.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: Don't call callers right now. Man, here's the phone number.
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: Put the photo up. Look like we're gonna be leaving
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: this show with that. I'm the best roast I'm.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: Gonna have of the photo, Bess Rose, Is that Han Sims?
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: No, it's from mel.
- 1:16:06Speaker 5: People say I'm a bottom, Now I'll be because I
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: look Asian, I'll be a top Roman.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: Homie, bro, Bro, your little friend.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: That's the CEO of go fund Me.
- 1:16:25Speaker 5: Dude, uncanny bro, there's not even a difference even in
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: the eyes in this picture of my friend.
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: Are you.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: If you and I guy like you started app that
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: the liberals like to people before five p m.
- 1:16:39Speaker 6: Not.
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: The motherfucker is.
- 1:16:41Speaker 4: Not real Rose? That photo?
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: Hey, don't listen to him, dude, Hey, Hey, he looks
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: like like the movie Dennis de Mane is what he
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: replaces his his dentures with.
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: Mister Wilson's good idea of letting them call.
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: In hell you got another one.
- 1:17:10Speaker 6: I wish all guys night.
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: Bro. Who are you?
- 1:17:14Speaker 6: And from SA Paula.
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: Paula shout out to m Kevin Elementary. Hell yeah this
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: we just did a drive Shout out to my cousin
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: Nancy and Wendy Bro, Wendy little under under the board.
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: What we just did?
- 1:17:30Speaker 6: You all right have next night?
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: I wish it's so charged for phone calls?
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: Were bro?
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: That right off the bat? A good one, dude.
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: This is an original one too.
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: It's not hard to roast. I'll be honest with you, bro.
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: These are like this is like a softball sus in
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: the house.
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: Franklin Rodriguez, Jennifer Maria grown to so far? Where's were official? Sou?
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: So?
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: What's up? Fool?
- 1:17:56Speaker 6: What?
- 1:17:57Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: Come on, I'm plug the phone, bro, Yo, Rizzle Yo?
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: What's where's the bone?
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: Now?
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: Where go for it?
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: Bro?
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: Don't listen to rizzle Bro. He wants you to roast him.
- 1:18:08Speaker 6: This will get to his cheap college with the car
- 1:18:11Speaker 6: polish collision.
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: Collision Shout out to Leoh.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: Good one made about more?
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: I mean he as jokes, So.
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: This is what.
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: We'll slap.
- 1:18:35Speaker 6: Just call into in that picture like a little kid
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: that found his h grandma's dentures and threw a month.
- 1:18:58Speaker 5: Like that.
- 1:18:58Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: Yeah what bucks, Buddy puts on the.
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: Look up when Bar puts on our Grandpa Steve when
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: he's sleeping. Oh yeah, that's what it is. Hagging by
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: the fucking airbad.
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is hilarious.
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: People know.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: That is fucking hilarious.
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: The fool said, send me the real I want to
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: go viral.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: Tagging, Bro.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: Clip that good one?
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: God damn all right, Bro, thank you for calling.
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: These guys are they're getting that one? That one bomber?
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, that wool is saving double for a year. Yeah, Bro,
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: you know why because we've been doing this a magnum
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: Bro ready with this is the third time we've done this.
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: Yeah, so the fourth one is gonna be great?
- 1:19:56Speaker 3: What's upol?
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: Did you just com Bro? He's they also sounded like Bro.
- 1:20:01Speaker 6: From Atlanta.
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: Ju jitsu.
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: Don't do it, Mario, don't if you know.
- 1:20:08Speaker 7: What likest is like a gender neutral dog the Milan
- 1:20:16Speaker 7: all the King do Let's ken x.
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, what do you say?
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: It's a gender neutral general like all lives matter?
- 1:20:31Speaker 3: You do?
- 1:20:32Speaker 6: Bro?
- 1:20:34Speaker 10: Thanks for calling, Bro, Mario drawn Bro hell Mars cool
- 1:20:41Speaker 10: the sonographer. Bro, all right, isn't it isn't over for the.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: Podcast?
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: Is over?
- 1:20:48Speaker 3: Right? What's up?
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: I didn't hear read wrote the book?
- 1:20:54Speaker 6: That fool looks like he won Tom Salesman at the
- 1:20:58Speaker 6: Urban Life Awards. Bro. He looks like like girl that
- 1:21:05Speaker 6: you go out with, and he's always trying to like
- 1:21:08Speaker 6: turn straight women right there, that face he's making, that
- 1:21:14Speaker 6: space he's making, He's like, damn she she's like she's
- 1:21:18Speaker 6: such his first date right there.
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: He's like, damn, you.
- 1:21:23Speaker 6: Can't believe it. Like he's so happy. Yeah, yeah, he
- 1:21:29Speaker 6: looks crazy like that. He looks like the poster boy
- 1:21:36Speaker 6: for a fucking transition tender dude.
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm the finished product.
- 1:21:44Speaker 6: He is like, you know, like four more treatment if
- 1:21:49Speaker 6: you go get it. He's the poster inside.
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: Give me three more shots.
- 1:21:55Speaker 8: Was Harry Broom, thank you, thank you for calling brother
- 1:21:59Speaker 8: guys that I'm gonna I'm gonna have to fucking do
- 1:22:03Speaker 8: like Eminem and roast myself before they called dude, what's
- 1:22:06Speaker 8: about eight?
- 1:22:07Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm literally gonna go home and write because
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: I know we're gonna pull this up again.
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: So it's like I'm just gonna have some fire.
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: Next time you put it in your grandma's teeth. Bro,
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: what more?
- 1:22:17Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: I'm saying it's better you than me.
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: Do you hear the full ring the Mexican Eliot Page?
- 1:22:24Speaker 4: Somebody said, I'm juno, Bro.
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: What's so?
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:22:31Speaker 4: What you got?
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: What's so? Yeah?
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: No, I can't hear you, Bro, I'll relay back to
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: hang out. We can't hear you, bro, Yeah, we can
- 1:22:41Speaker 5: totally hear you know.
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: Don't listen to.
- 1:22:43Speaker 6: Budget Dunk Care Onion have lambers.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: You look like Donkey Track, Oh Donkey rus from track?
- 1:22:57Speaker 6: All right, Actually we still look like Elliott Page.
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: Back.
- 1:23:07Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a lifeline at the end of
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: He's but you look like Elliot Page Alien Page has
- 1:23:12Speaker 5: only been a guy for two years and has the
- 1:23:13Speaker 5: abs already more than me.
- 1:23:15Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: Yeah, like the how does that happen?
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: Bro? Hey?
- 1:23:18Speaker 6: Boys? How you doing?
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: What's up?
- 1:23:26Speaker 6: Turn around?
- 1:23:27Speaker 9: Y'all wear your like w w S wrestlers and ship
- 1:23:33Speaker 9: with your like glasses on. You're trying to jump off
- 1:23:36Speaker 9: the third rope. But I'm there and I'm trying to
- 1:23:41Speaker 9: just lay underneath with my shoulders down.
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: Are you, I don't know, are you having a friends Collin.
- 1:23:49Speaker 4: Who is this?
- 1:23:50Speaker 9: My god, you haven't paid attention. I'm trying to get
- 1:23:56Speaker 9: pinned by you. I got my shoulders down, you know, like.
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: Oh he wants to.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: Instagram? Those are not jokes.
- 1:24:07Speaker 9: Who count me out?
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: No?
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: I don't know anybody that likes you.
- 1:24:14Speaker 9: I heard generation act.
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: This is like when a guy and this one guy's
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: crying harder than everybody.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: What did you do?
- 1:24:25Speaker 9: I'm doing my joke.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead?
- 1:24:28Speaker 4: Is this Harry?
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: Go ahead to the joke.
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: It's not a joke.
- 1:24:34Speaker 9: I'm just as silly.
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: Okay, we waiting for the roast, bro, not the fantasy.
- 1:24:40Speaker 5: Yeah for you just hitting on me, Bro, just got hey, Bro,
- 1:24:43Speaker 5: I'll tell you right now though. If you want to
- 1:24:45Speaker 5: bang Rizzo, just go to the d MS. He always
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: gets back to everybody.
- 1:24:49Speaker 9: My personality, that's all. It's just for fun.
- 1:24:53Speaker 4: What's your name?
- 1:24:53Speaker 8: You know?
- 1:24:54Speaker 9: Like, I'm not trying to make a joke.
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: Like joke, joke, Thank you.
- 1:24:58Speaker 5: David Morgenstein Morgan, that made me feel uncomfortable for you.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: Did you get out of the heart. He's just just
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: just jumps and teeth, just Soelex Collector, I think, Yeah.
- 1:25:22Speaker 3: David Gustin's tiner, the old man from the family guy, Bro, go.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: Ahead, who's there?
- 1:25:28Speaker 6: What's up?
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: One more?
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: Bro?
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: All these wood sound the same?
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: What the fuck? That's what called it was?
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: Who got a chubby?
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: What's up?
- 1:25:43Speaker 3: Long time listener?
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: Let's hear the road, stocky dog?
- 1:25:46Speaker 6: Long time listening?
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: Bro?
- 1:25:47Speaker 6: Hell yeah, dude, I'm knowing that found right now.
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: My bad, he's stupid. Give us one bro, All right, okay,
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: thank you for darling.
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: Guys.
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: The best one was.
- 1:26:02Speaker 5: The Grandma Grandma tea. No, there's also all cobs and
- 1:26:05Speaker 5: all teeth was the best one. Lits, And there's another
- 1:26:07Speaker 5: one that was another.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: Oh, the cheek lits was funny.
- 1:26:10Speaker 4: There's another one, bro.
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: And then the one where the little you look like
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: a little kid who's wearing his grandfather's dentures was funny. Dude,
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: there's another fun I'm not to watch it over again.
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: The one one you put up, you put the cheek lits.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Check is good.
- 1:26:21Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a there's Someone was telling me that they
- 1:26:25Speaker 5: played the first one that we did originally roasted.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: You'll put me right now the tell me.
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna get back to that weight, bro, I
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: gotta lose eight more pounds.
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: Man like I'm disappearing.
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: Huh like get back to the future the picture.
- 1:26:44Speaker 3: What's up? Everybody? Thank you everybody for listening, but Jessica
- 1:26:47Speaker 3: bar thank you for being the guest. What's up? Shows
- 1:26:51Speaker 3: coming up?
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just gonna be with you in Tyler, Texas,
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: So everybody in Tyler, Texas.
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: Hit me up.
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: I'll bring stickers you.
- 1:26:57Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:26:57Speaker 5: Uh Friday, I'm gonna be uh at the spot in
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: Santa Ana, so come on down.
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: Also, man, shout out to my bunny slippers. We locked
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: our bunny slippers this week. Sorry about we have to
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: put it down. It was so so sad, so sad.
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: Thank you very much. See you got in Providence Modday Saturday.
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: One more show. I'm doing the Mercy Lounge this Friday
- 1:27:22Speaker 5: in Katti. Come see me get Free week hell are yeah.
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: Hell yeah. You look at jack O Lantern.
- 1:27:30Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: For the next one, I'm gonna.
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna find pictures of you guys, watch
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: a fucking We'll never find a picture as good as
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: that one.
- 1:27:37Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:27:38Speaker 3: You're the security guard in that movie The Good One. Bro,
- 1:27:41Speaker 3: which one you were the security guarden that movie? When
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: you're like a guard prison guard.
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that one's out there that was
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: floating around. Shout out to uh the newly divorced couple.
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man, shout out to your mom's house, Christina.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: They're keeping it going. If they can't make it, none
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: of us can.
- 1:28:04Speaker 3: The funniest coming I read, I don't know about that.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: I tell she was not happy for a long time.
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: The funniest coming I read was the picture of tomsu
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: girl at the red cover with another woman, an actress.
- 1:28:14Speaker 3: But they were just there. She's in the show. Somebody cares,
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: she wrote in a comment. I don't care what anybody says.
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: I'm not calling her mama.
- 1:28:24Speaker 5: Why I keep seeing comments like countdown to him having
- 1:28:27Speaker 5: a hot twenty something year old woman like in a
- 1:28:30Speaker 5: couple of hours.
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: I don't know what the relationships, man, but help everything
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: works out.
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: And they're still doing the show. That's still there.
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: That's good.
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: I haven't made I met.
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: I met both of them separately, like he did a
- 1:28:43Speaker 5: show that I produced in San Jose, and then I
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: worked with her on another show.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: Very both very nice people.
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: Super good.
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: I remember I hosted it for Christina and she couldn't
- 1:28:52Speaker 5: even sell Back then, she couldn't sell out those small
- 1:28:55Speaker 5: rooms at the Yukhu Room and flappers.
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: To now where she Where she's at now, it's huge, crazy,
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: you bro nuts.
- 1:29:02Speaker 4: What's up for.
- 1:29:04Speaker 3: Podcast? Yeah?
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: Did she