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43- The Valley, RHORI, RHOBH, RHOA, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Rather Be Rolling, where the two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: Hi Madeline.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: Hi Lil, how are you?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: You know, thriving.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: How are you?
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm pretty exhausted.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: My daughter kept me up all night.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry to hear that.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not kidding.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: You obviously had a rough night because you are with a child, or like actually with a child.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but I also have a child.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: She's she's a little bit older in dog year, she's like 17.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: And yet she can't not get out of bed twice in the middle of the night to take a dump in the living room.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: So she jumped out of your bed to go poop in the living room?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Twice.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like on the rug or the couch?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: If if you're eating, stop eating.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: The first one was a big pile on the floor, and it was so stinky.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but luckily it was just like on the uh the laminate.
• 1:25
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: So then the second time she jumps out of bed about an hour later, the first one was like at one in the morning.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: The second one was at like 2 30 or 2 45.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: She jumps out and I'm like, oh shit.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: And so I'm trying to run out there before the damage and to take her outside, outside.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: And I didn't get there in time.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: And she pooped a much liquid, more liquidy poop on the runner leading outside.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: Luckily, the runner, shout out to ruggable, washable.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's in the washing machine as we speak, but yeah, just know that this happened.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: This happened last night.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: But no, why did this happen?
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: I honestly don't know.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: You think that once she does one big huge pile in the middle of the night, she's fine, but alas, how does she have so much to give?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: I honestly don't know.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: I just wanted to tell you that to comfort you and know that you weren't the only one having a hellish night with a baby who wouldn't sleep.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm sure it wasn't like quite the same, but you know, close enough.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely not, but I appreciate the related the relatability there with that story.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: So we're a little tired, but we're here.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: We're here now, and we're a little late.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because just like life.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Life is lifing, to quote Hillary Duff.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: But we have a big day today.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: It's Met Gallen Monday.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: Happy Met Gallen Monday to all who celebrate.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Is Taylor gonna be there?
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I don't think so, but I know who will be there, Joe Alwing.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: So she's definitely not gonna be there then.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: That would be pretty crazy if she was.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: But we our co-chairs are Beyonce, Nicole Kidman, and Venus Williams.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm pretty excited to see what Beyonce's gonna give us.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: What time are we gonna start getting looks?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: I would say maybe about 5 p.m.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: Eastern time.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: So the theme is costume art.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: The dress code and the theme are two different things.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: The dress code is fashion is art.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: So that means that people are okay.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: So guests are expected to treat clothing as a form of artistic expression and use the body as a canvas.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: So I wonder if we're gonna get any like take any literal interpretations of that with like painting on the body as the art.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know, interesting, yeah.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um, Tiana Taylor will be there.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: She's been giving pretty incredible looks.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: I expect nothing less.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Kim?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Kim will be there for sure.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: Never got.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: If anyone will have their body painted, I predict it will be her.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I could see that.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: If Rihanna comes, she'll be late as fuck.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: She'll be there at like midnight after all the cameras are gone.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody holds your breath.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: I think the cameras know better now than to wait.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: Great.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: And other news, Brittany Spears just pleaded guilty to a DUI.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: So what does this mean is next for her?
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: So now she's gonna have to meet with a psychiatrist twice a month.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: It sounds like she should be doing that anyway.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: I think that that's good.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: Especially considering she left rehab after 18 days.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: Not never a good sign.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I'm I think the can't this can be nothing but good for her.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: So congratulations to Brittany for getting the whole stuff.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: Another news, do you have anything else or should we get over to the Bravo sphere?
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: Let's just let's just jump in.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's foggy in my mind, and I even watched Atlanta and Rhode Island twice to try to remember, but you know what?
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: I I think Bravo just did not did not perform this week.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: We did not, it's not just me.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's not just you.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: I watched and I also had to watch some things twice to like be like what was there something of substance here that I needed to, you know.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, the answer was no.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_00: Where do you want to start?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'd like to start with Vulture magazine.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see they did a bunch of covers of reality stars?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_00: They they had like Amaya Papaya from Love Island, they had uh Lindsay Hubbard, they had uh Ariana Maddox, of course, Andy Cohen, they had Jesse Draper.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_00: Um I I feel like there were some glaring omissions.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why aren't we having Whitney Love it?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe she declined.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_00: Why would she decline?
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: Jesse Draper is the most thirsty human being on the planet.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_00: She really is.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: She's up there with Sheena Shay.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: She her thirstiness, like when Sheena does it, it's funny.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_00: When Jesse Draper's this thirsty, for some reason, it's more cringy.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: I get that.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe because Sheena did it first.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's like her brand.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: Jesse Draper's trying to copy it.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, okay, so let's just go to Ladies of London where we bid adieu.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: Tootaloo.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say toodaloo.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Or as Stacey Rush would say, Tootladoo.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: Toodle do.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't they get a reunion?
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't know.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_00: But I really didn't think that this finale was that good.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_00: No, it wasn't.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm and I'm also really sick of not getting reunions for first season things.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like the Valley Persian style didn't get a reunion.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like, what the hell?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_00: The Valley original didn't get a reunion first season either.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why do we do that?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe because they're just not sure how it's gonna perform, and they have to shoot the reunions in advance, which I don't like, but yeah.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so a couple things that really stuck out to me is like I appreciate that they're all trying to support the Joshua Kane of it all, but wearing a military jacket to a TED talk about etiquette just doesn't fit quite right to me.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: She looked like Gwen Stefani.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like there's a time and a place.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like on state on a stage or in a music video.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: Not the stage she was on.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_00: But God bless her, she did her best with it.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_00: She really did.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_00: And that whole situation of Mark Francis, he's just so dramatic.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_00: He had a Margot-esque breakdown in the front row in predicate.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I decided I hate them both.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_01: They both suck.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: They both suck.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I think Mark definitely like has some issues that he needs therapy for.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: His theatrics, I get I'm no thank you.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: And his cryface should be the background of your phone.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_00: I wanted to ask him how many units of Botox he had.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: That cryface your cryface look like that cryface was one for the Mount Rushmore of cry faces for sure.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_00: So it was-this was like it was almost like he had never experienced the phenomenon before.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe he hadn't.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Because he said, I've never done this before.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, obviously he's cried before, but never in front of people.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: And it was just weird that like all it took was a little bit of like shoulder rubbing from Miss A.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_00: And all I really remember other than that is the fashion show.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: We also met Micah's husband, Marco.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, very briefly.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: It was kind of cute.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like a little jolly man.
• 9:16
  unknown: Yeah.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, the way she owned that marching band outfit.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: She did it and she had no second thoughts.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, I couldn't have done the same.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: So Joshua's fashion show.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's is that where Mark?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, Mark and Margot also met.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they met for coffee and didn't go well.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: Marg's not gonna be back if they have a season two.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_00: I agree, unfortunately, because I think that yeah, she's just gotten too much hate.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_00: And she said that he was confused about his sexuality, and that's why he was mean to her, because he's attracted to her.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: What an odd thing to say.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Quite, quite odd.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_00: And then she blamed it on her hormones being out of whack postpartum.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you are postpartum.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_00: You obviously didn't have like such an extreme thing that needed treatment.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Hormones doesn't make me change the way I speak about people.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: It just makes me a little irritable.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like this is not the same.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't I can see that maybe she reacted stronger than she would have, but to say something like, I think this very gay man is attracted to me is was very odd.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_00: I think she just in general has a screw loose.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: God damn it if she's not beautiful.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_00: I know her butt looked so good in that outfit.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: And her face looked really good too.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, it just was like glowing.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I will miss her because I do think that she added something, even though at times she was hard to watch.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: We think Francis will be back.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, especially if Margot isn't.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_00: I just like don't need him either.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: There's gotta be someone else.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but the problem is they're also doing the Real Housewives of London, so it's like they're picking a goal over there.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: But we can't watch, like, I think Juliet Angus would be great on this show.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why they feel the need to do both.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's really weird.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, congratulations to Lottie and Joshua, little Ezra.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: Love that name.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: How come you didn't use it?
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_00: Because I mean, whatever.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_01: We're not saying what it is, we just say what it isn't.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, because my husband shot it down.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: Shot down every name I recommended.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: Well, also because if you were gonna have a boy, it was gonna be the same name as his father no matter what.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: Was there any discussion of like maybe we don't do that?
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then originally I wasn't sold on that originally, and then the more I thought about it, the more I was like, I uh can't not even though everyone was kind enough to like say it's okay if you don't.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: You the pressure was self-inflicted, yeah.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_00: And it's not like I don't like the name, I do, so it's fine, I would say.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: Um it's a fine name.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's a fine name.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_00: What it that's your opinion.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's a fine name, and he has a nickname anyway, so it doesn't matter.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: But so Ezra, you suggested that and it was shot down.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, quickly.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: Why he hated every name I recommended.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_00: What other what other boy names did you suggest?
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I like Levi, I liked Rhodes, I liked um Hudson.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: I liked like Emmett, I liked lots of other ones I can't think of anymore, but Emmett is so cute, like from Legally Blonde.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: I think I even threw Elliot out there.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, those are great.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: I those are great.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: I think he would have been cute as an Ezra.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he's cute as what he is.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna call him Ezra now.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: No, we didn't call him his name.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, also winding down is Beverly Hills.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: Part two of the reunion featured lots of Kyle and Dorit screaming at each other.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's just such a slog, man.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: It got to be white noise to me, the screaming at each other.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: The only thing that I really took away from this episode was Jennifer's awesome dress and um just Kyle saying a little bit more, answering some actual questions about what's going on with Mauricio and what happened with Morgan and all that stuff.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: So she said she is single.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: Morgan thing isn't on and off a street.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: And the the Mauricio thing that she is gonna get half the agency because it's half hers.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: Which I don't know how to feel about that.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: Because it seems like Mauricio put in a lot more hours into the agency than she did.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: A no prenup.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but like I would feel guilty taking half of his company that I wouldn't, because if she stayed home and raised his kids to allow him to do that.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: I guess.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: I guess that's true.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I take it back.
• 14:31
  unknown: Good.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: I love so Jennifer Tilly's dress with her face on it.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_00: She's quick to point out that it's a standing dress, not a sitting dress.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: But it looked fantastic.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_00: When she sits, her face, which is printed on the dress, looks like something out of the substance.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: That was so funny.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_00: What the only other moment that stood out to me was Kathy Hilton taking a literal phone call on stage, and nobody noticed.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: Kyle and Dorit just kept on screaming at each other.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: Listen, I don't think that they didn't notice.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think they just it's Kathy, so Andy didn't even seem to look over at her.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: Because I think because it's Kathy.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: That was crazy to me.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: I laughed.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: I mean that's it.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's all I got.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's all she wrote.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, okay.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: Atlanta definitely did not need to be two parts.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: No, god no, and now we get a third part, too.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: So oh yeah, definitely should have only been two parts.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: So over in Atlanta, and I watched that episode twice, and I nothing's coming to me.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: We go back to Pinky being accused of eating meat, Pinky the slutty vegan, and her telling her husband finally that she has to file for bankruptcy.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: But she doesn't.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_00: Because he saves her, he says he's here with her, even though it's five million dollars.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: He said it like it was I'm gonna give you the a hundred bucks for that pedicure.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: How crazy is that?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_00: I know what does her husband do again?
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I need to remember into his finances that he can just bail her out with five million dollars.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: He has a a restaurant too, or something, like a couple of them, I think.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if that's why she didn't want to tell him because she wanted she knew that he would want to help.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, give it to her, and she kept saying, like, I didn't want to make it your problem.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but man, that's I need to get myself one of those.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry to our men, yeah.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they they're self-aware.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: Um, another supportive husband, Charles, agrees to invest 25k into Angie's fan business.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: That was shocking.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because he hates her, but maybe he doesn't, as you said.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_00: I think you got it wrong.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_00: I would like to purchase a fangy, actually, because I also run incredibly hot.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: You do.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Are you looking them up?
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the AI overview says fangie refers to the viral blinged out cooling and misting hand fan introduced by Angela Oakley on season 17 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_01: How much is it?
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: Can I buy a fangy?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: Ask chat GPT how much it is.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh wait list.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's a wait, there's a wait list.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_00: Good for her.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: Season two, and she's already sold out of her product.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_00: Some housewives take like five seasons to launch a product.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's sold out, I think it just hasn't launched yet.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'm joining the wait list.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah, you are.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_00: We're like number one bangies for research, you know.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like I think this is the best housewives business venture we've had in a long time.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: I love when it's something that's like so true to them.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like Shamia's Yeah.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like Shamia's Rum line makes no sense.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: And that's why it's such a struggle for her because it's like so out of left field.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'd like to join the wait list, but it keeps saying your submission has failed because of an error.
• 18:12
  unknown: Okay.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: And when I go to their Instagram, it says, sorry, this page isn't available.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: We can't Angela cannot handle another failure.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_00: She needs a win.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, we'll get an update on the reunion.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yikes.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: Tabled that one for now.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_00: We also get a little bit of Dennis and Portia, and I can't help but wonder why these two crazy kids couldn't work out.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_00: I knew you were gonna say that.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_00: Her chemistry was like palpable.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember why they didn't work out, to be honest.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_00: But well, I'm sorry it was so long ago.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: She's already been married and divorced since then and has dated numerous people.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you can't expect me to remember that shit.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: I guess that's true because in flashbacks of Dennis, he looked like a completely different person.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, how is that the same person that I see before me with this gray long beard?
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: Her taste is so odd to me.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel like she does not date attractive men, and she's so beautiful.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: He is beautiful because the guy she married was not attractive either.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm like, I mean, the the one guy that she's dating is a little more attractive.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_00: Black?
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, Drew's dating black.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I forget.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Is his name Mike?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: I think it might be Mike.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever his name is.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever his name is, we don't care because I will ship Portia and Dennis till the end of the earth.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_00: I think that you might want to let that one go.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, also, um, Pinky was on Watch What Happens live and she agreed with me.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: And she's known Dennis for a long time.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so any other thoughts of of um the episode?
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_00: Porsche it.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_00: Porsche.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: Dentia.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: We're losing it.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're not gonna help me.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Um okay, so moving on to Rhode Island.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: Rhode Island.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: R.I.P.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: to Joelyn's grandfather.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: Rip.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: It was like a father to her after her father died, and she was in Chicago for work, and so she had to FaceTime him goodbye.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's sad.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he seemed like really old and had a nice life, so that's true.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: What more can you ask for if that's the case?
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_01: Ain't nobody gonna live forever.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: So they have a boat day, and on well, first we learn that Kelsey is actually cuts hair.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: The entire episode has just come back to my head.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for that trigger.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um so she does Ashley's hair.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_01: It looks exactly the same, but good.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_00: It did.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: It went.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: Good job.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think she like does highlights or color, but she can cut.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: She has like a little hobby.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_01: But then it comes, it turns out that later on this boat party, this gay boat party day, that she cut Rosie's hair once, and Rosie didn't post about it.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: How dare!
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_00: Which is, I mean, does Kelsey really care?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's not like she's trying to get clients.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently she is.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: But why?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: Why is she trying to get clients to come to her house to give them trims?
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, she does need a backup plan.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think that this is it.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think hair trims is the backup plan.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_01: You can't tell her what to have as the backup plan.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: It just that's what she landed on.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's just too specific.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's too small.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: She needs to think bigger, especially now that she's a housewife.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember the rest?
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_00: I recall a lot of
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Rula just being she just doesn't want to know.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: She said she wants to know, but she doesn't.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_00: So we were alone.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how she's not suffocating with her head that deep in the sand.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: Truly.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_01: At this point, it's a conscious choice.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: So just like let her live.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_00: So we all are accepting the fact that Rula is married to a man who has another who has a girlfriend and she knows about it, and it just is what it is.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_00: Because this fucker sure as hell isn't trying to hide anything.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_00: Not even a little bit.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: The fact that he went, so this kind of this episode kind of had finale vibes to me.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: I can see how you'd say that.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: So the fact that he left this polo party and said his mom was sick.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: That's bad karma.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: So Rula knew that he was going to see his side piece.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_00: Because she also tells herself that he sleeps at home every night and goes to the gym every morning.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: When when Jolin said does he look like a guy who works out without a beat in between for that comeback, I just was like, And we've been waiting for that because that was in the previews.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: Does Brian look like a guy who goes to the gym?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: So that was brutal to hear.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: So imagine my surprise when I turned on Watch What Happens live and Rula's the guest.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_00: And guess who's sitting in the front row?
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_00: Her husband.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_00: The mistress.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_00: Andy calls Brian the bravest man on Bravo.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_00: Said, I offered for you to either stay backstage or sit in this front seat, and you chose this front seat.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: Damn.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: So he said at the time of the show he was not with her, but that she was like sending him a bunch of texts and kind of like terrorizing him.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, this cockroach, I mean person.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: And Rula's like, it's okay, you can call her a cockroach.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, but like, why is it always the woman's fault?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like Rula is only blaming this woman.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_00: Is it possible he's not seeing her at after all?
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe not at in this moment, but during the show filming.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, if he wasn't seeing her, to leave in the middle of a filming event to go talk to her, even that is crazy.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_00: I guess it's possible he slept with her a couple times and she like turned out to be crazy and wouldn't leave him alone.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: But I mean he took his wedding ring off.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, he did.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_00: He posed for pictures with her, so not even a good liar.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_01: Saying like he took his ring off to put gel in his kid's hair when he was supposed to be at the hospital with his mom.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what get your story straight?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_00: That was a wild lie, but like what else can you do in that situation when you're fucking caught?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't think I could have told a better one.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta stick to what you started.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_00: Which is what?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: Something about his mom?
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: What he took his ring off to put gel in his mom's hair?
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe put your ring back on so you don't have to lie.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're past that.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: He he the ring is off.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_00: He needs to come up with something quick.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_00: He did his first.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: Any other thoughts on this app?
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: The Valley.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I got nothing.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: Literally, I have nothing to say about it.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: My only thing is Britney's boyfriend needs to stay in his lane, as Kristen said.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_00: He is really inserting himself in a major way.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's weird.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_00: This is his audition to he he sees himself in the credits of the next season.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: My only thought on The Valley so far is like if everybody hates Janet and nobody wants to hang out with her or film with her, we must part ways.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Even if I don't, I don't, and I don't even know what they're mad at her about anymore, to be honest.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's to the point where it's like I don't even remember what we're fighting about, but like I don't remember enough to dislike her.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe if I have my memory jogged, it'd be like, oh yeah, she sucks, but I can't remember.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: So it's not like I'm devastated to say goodbye either way, and she also doesn't bother me being present.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_01: But like if we can't film with her, we cannot have her.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because that sad little game night that she did with like less than half the cast.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're not, I'm not here for that.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: So I feel I feel like if they can't improve, this might need to be her last season.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like this might need to be the valley's last season.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_00: Don't say that.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not it's not working for me.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's not working for me.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: No one is working for me.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know why?
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know why.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_00: Don't say it.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: We're not we're not going there.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_00: It all falls apart without him.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: What if we brought back Sinsaval?
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_00: I would give it another shot.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_00: We need we need a bad guy.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: We need an actual bad guy.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: Every good story needs a bad guy.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: And it can't be Janet.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not fucking Janet.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's like small potatoes.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's nothing.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: She's like a little bunny rabbit compared to these big guns like Jax and Tom and James.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_00: So any other um Bravo shows?
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_00: I watch, but you don't.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_00: So we had um Summer House.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_00: You don't watch that.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_00: No, but it's a big deal right now.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just not gonna I'm just letting it wash over me till the reunion because I do feel like the editors kind of scrambled with the last few episodes of the season to really point out moments of West and Amanda and and moments with West and Sierra where it's like extra cringe now.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm just letting it wash over me.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: I think at some point I'd like to go to Carl's soft bar, but it's all the way in Brooklyn, and that is far.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_00: So all the way to Brooklyn for no alcohol.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_00: No thank you.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_00: Two bridges for no booze.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: Two bridges, no booze.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: That should be the shirt.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I did learn something interesting this week that I didn't know because I wasn't familiar with their their backstory, but Wes and Sierra only dated for like three months.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_00: They weren't even official, dude.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: Ever?
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: This is like Taylor Swift's level, like she's so betrayed over something that lasted three months.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's because he she really felt like it was something special, and he downplayed it in the press and introduced her to his family, which she thought meant things were really serious, and he didn't, so like literally like Jillian Hall and Taylor Swift.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: I remember it all too well.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so that definitely changes things for me.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: I have to say, like Sierra, it I'm always on the girl's side, but it seems like she took this a little too seriously, no.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, from the outside looking in, I'd say yes, but who knows how I'd feel in that actual situation.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's a very fair and diplomatic answer.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I want to go over to the my favorite thing that I watched last week.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, something that's worth talking about now that we spent 40 minutes talking about nothing.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I have two words for you.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: About 90 day?
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_00: Nigerian curse.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: So we know now we know why Lisa's eyes are like a glowing light, scary blue color because she's under the influence of the spell of a Nigerian priest.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's cursed.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: I can't believe what a turn.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: What a terrifying turn this has taken.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: And Daniel says that they are spiritually traditionally married.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_00: He's yeah, she was just repeating everything the priest said, and it was then they're married.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's what occurred in that rundown shack.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: So that was a scary ass shack.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: It makes sense that that's where she would get a curse put on her.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_01: And I also have a different opinion about Faith after this.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: And I have to, I'm my opinion's a little tainted because I did start watching part two this morning.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I have a little more information.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: But thus far, I just feel like Faith is playing into this too much.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh, you're an enabler.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_00: She was the one that was like not wanting her to go see Daniel at all.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, maybe this isn't part two more than part one, but like she's really playing into the theatrics.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like, she believes this curse is legit.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because it is.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: Look at her glowing up.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: You can see the curse on her.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_00: She literally looks like a woman who has been cursed.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_01: So the other thing about Lisa that was like crazy to me from the first episode is when she meets Elise for the first time, she instantly goes, I don't like you because you make me feel like when I was bullied in high school, and Elise is standing there like, I've said nothing.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_00: What the actual fuck.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: That was so bizarre to me.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_00: I can't imagine walking up to a girl that I think is pretty and being like, I actually hate you because you're better than me.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_00: That was wild.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_00: And but this is why I love when these crazies come together because it's like they're funny enough on their own, but like when they get together, I there's no limit, no telling to what can happen.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: I actually think that Lisa looked nice aside from her eyes.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um her dress was appropriate.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad she's wearing her natural hair, giving the wigs a break.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: 100% I was impressed.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: Who doesn't look good is Aviva.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: Whoever told her that dress was flattering on her.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, except she did manage to wash her hair though.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, just as we had hoped that she would.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but we didn't really get much with her, right?
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_00: Other than just like looking at her.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, there's more.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_00: What he get there's more on part two.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_00: They do the little check-in with everyone, but other than that, um, let's see.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_00: So when it comes to them interacting at the beginning, I also liked how like Forrest and Elise hug, and he called her like so pretty.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I thought that was he's like, You look so pretty.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_00: And and the way he like shouted out his pharmacy crew, like, this man is fine.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: Molly can suck a dick because this man, there's why did you start watching without me?
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know we were doing that.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I just can't wait because I'm so excited.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm gonna have to remember all this for a week.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_00: So just you'll see, there's there's more to how he's doing in his role.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, as for the first episode, does it not seem like as he's giving his checkpoint?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_00: It did seem shout out like this man can hold a job, he's got friends at the pharmacy, he's got friends amongst the 90-day cast.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_00: Other than Emma, Emma is like the most unwell of all of these people.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_00: She needs psychiatric helping.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_00: I I that's not a joke.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'm not joking either.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: She is the most mentally unwell, which is saying a lot.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I've been so worried about Lisa, but Emma is like literally, this is this is someone who's not mentally with us.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, the way she just can't speak to a man without it being it flirtatious isn't even the word, it's borderline like sexual harassment.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: I felt like she was harassing Forrest.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_00: She was, and the taxi driver.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I can't like any man.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_00: Any man, I couldn't believe she should date Rick.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_00: She should date nobody, she needs to be in a facility, in a conservatorship.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_00: I love that her twin came on and blew up her spot.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_00: That was I know so funny she was cheating on Zia the whole time, too.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_01: But nobody seemed to everything was fine with that, but when it's Zed, everybody was you know attacking him.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_01: He was a complete asshole on this reunion, like he was horrible.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_00: He called Elisa a man.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_00: If Josh were there in person, he never would have done that.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what they said, he would have gotten his ass beat.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: I did like watching Rick get worked up though.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: That beady eyed.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: When he said he was a fake father, that was funny.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean that beady-eyed bitch.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't get much from him either, did we?
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, but we did learn that Trish is pregnant and that he is unfortunately not the father, so I can't wait to find out who is.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Zed also told Emma her wig smells, which I thought was kind of funny.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: It might.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_00: We know Lisa's probably really dead and Emma hooked up with Rob allegedly.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, which doesn't surprise me.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: Will Rob just hook up with anyone?
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_00: Because Emma, like I know Rob is not like normal, but Emma seems her crazy seems like it would scare him away.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you should watch the ep uh the episode of Hunt for Love that Elise and Rob brought because Elise showed her crazy then too.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_00: I mean the whole season.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_00: I mean they weren't like together the whole season, so oh they just up once.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_00: So also sadly Anna had a miscarriage.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_01: But Josh is still in the Philippines, indefinitely.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: And Jovan.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Jovon, yes.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but and they they seem to be he seems to be like better.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_00: He seems to have like more the rain cloud seems to have dissipated over his head.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe he started some um antidepressants.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe he stopped listening to terrible podcasts.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe like the fact that Andrew Tate's name came up that was not good.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_00: We also got Annalyn getting a haircut.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: She cut her hair.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was cute.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_00: I do too.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, when I saw that, I was like, I think I'm gonna need to cut my hair like that.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh Jesus.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: You don't don't do it.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_00: You know, if you're the only person that said no, but I have also had friends that said no to the haircut.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: You always regret it.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_00: I think I look cute with short hair.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's not that you don't look cute, you're just then quickly frustrated that you don't have longer hair, and then it takes you forever to grow your hair long, and you're like, What do you mean it was as long as your hair?
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like, well, if you didn't keep chopping it, you wouldn't have this problem.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want it exactly as long as your hair because I don't need like 19 kids and counting hair.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_00: But I get a lot of compliments on my hair, and you know it.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_00: And I get exactly zero.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_00: So suck it.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: I I feel like medium length hair is coming back in as a trend.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like Ashley doesn't have medium length hair.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_00: She cut a bob.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, this well, yeah, that this is unrelated, kind of.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_00: This is just inspiring me to remember that because like Ashley Iconetti's hair on Rhode Island's was like medium length, and then Olivia Rodrigo was on SNL with medium length hair.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: I just feel like you were you cut it and then you get frustrated that it's not long.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm I'm trying to help you.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: Also, I found um a picture in my phone, like buried in the depths of a folder and a folder of you and I at Disneyland in high school, and I showed it to my boyfriend, and he was like, Why does Lil have brown hair?
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_00: I've always had brown hair.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but like it was that was your natural brown, and he was like really shocked.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_00: Send it to me.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_00: I will.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_00: Also, this is my natural brown.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: This is we we now color it the same color as my roots just to cover the gray.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_00: No, yes, okay.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'll show you the picture, but I'll be off the bottom.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_00: So Elise and oh yeah, so Javon and Anilyn, he admitted that he we see an extended clip.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_00: The nail salon, right?
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_00: Which I don't know why this did not make the cut in the first place.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: Of him saying he flew to the Philippines because he wanted a woman who was submissive, and he thought that in the Philippines that there would be a woman who was more submissive for him.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: And he felt tricked because he thought Annalyn was more submissive when he but then after he married her, she started speaking out more.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: I highly doubt that.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_00: And then he feels like he was stuck with her because he had already married her.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_00: That was brutal.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't understand.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like the fact that they just like moved past that, like gotten over that, shocking.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's enough to like break up a couple.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if my husband, if there was a recording of him saying, I'm stuck with her now because we're married, and be like, guess who's not stuck with me anymore?
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, get the fuck away from me.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, brutal.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_00: That was brutal.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_00: And now that there's no baby, she can go.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what is she getting out of this?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_00: Is it money?
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think he just moved there and spent more time with her and realized he actually likes her.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: Even though she speaks her mind.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_00: That is sick that like men can want that.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but we it's not the first time we've seen it on this franchise.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_00: And I guess everyone's entitled to a type, but like to just want to be a man that just like shuts your woman down.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like some women are into that.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_00: I guess you're right.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_00: The trad wives.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_00: There's a lid for every pot.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_00: I really do believe that.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_00: Could never be me.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, me neither.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um, elsewhere, Elise and Josh are back together.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: I was shocked.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_00: Stunned.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_00: But we don't know much more than that yet.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: Also, she said she's never worked out a day in her life.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_00: How can that be?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_00: Bitch.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_00: How can that be?
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_00: I've never seen I've never seen a more bang and body.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_00: But it's, you know, God is fair.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_00: Look at her face.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_00: But they said Z Ed thought was a man's face.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_00: Her hair looked good though.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_00: It did.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm not saying she looks like a man face.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying she's a butter face.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_00: And that's what Z Ed said.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_00: Who else did we get?
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_00: Uh hello, we got Beerkin and Laura.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yes, you're right, we did.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_00: Woof.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_00: Laura was so insufferable.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: She was giving her namesake Laura Dern at times when she was like chiming in for other people.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_00: Like, oh my god, good for you guys.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_00: Congratulations.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like, okay, just be quiet.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_00: Just just shut shut shut up.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_01: The fact that her and Michael's friendship ended because she wouldn't give him the secret to upgrade his seat is perfect.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_00: What is the secret?
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta know.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_00: It's probably dying to know.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_02: And also, like, why would telling him what's he gonna do?
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_02: Go with a loudspeaker and tell everyone in the gate area?
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like, he's one person, and also you're traveling together.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_01: They're both so petty.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: I think she's just kind of a bitch.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_00: And when she said you're on your own fucker, she was she did think she was just joking and that it was funny, but it's just not funny.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like that's something I might say to somebody.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_00: She's unkind to your friend.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_00: Even as a joke?
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_00: He's clearly sensitive.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh yeah, he's very sensitive.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, I don't think I would say that.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's Bucker's not really in my vocabulary.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's not one I reach for, it's more likely bitch.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're on your own.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_00: Bitch, I would definitely yeah, that for sure.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's like clearly a joke.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_00: But he's sensitive.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: But also that ends well.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if they're both like if they were only friends for a year and a half, why are we trying to rehash this to salvage the friendship?
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like, who gives a shit?
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_00: Move on with their lives.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_00: I think Laura gave a shit because she was in love with him.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that Laura is similar to Emma in the sense that like she just wants male attention and Michael was there.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_00: But Laura, I don't think she is on the level of insanity.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, of course not.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_00: But a little bit insane.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_01: A little, but I mean like duh.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: And then also, so beer can somehow hit the jackpot.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_01: Whether that's betting, poker, slots, unclear.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: He hit some sort of jackpot that happened to be just the exact amount that his debt was.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: How unfortunate is that?
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like amazing.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I know.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_00: What are the odds?
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_01: And he waited to announce that he paid off his debt at this tell all, just like Laura waited to open the note from the immigration.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Office that was just next steps.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, you idiot.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_01: They don't you don't just submit your application and they either approve or deny.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like, there's obviously next steps, you friggin' moron.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_00: At first, I was like, Wow, Laura's like really doing good work here, you know, saving this for the tell-all, like, good job.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_00: But she really should have had a producer look at it and then tell her if it was worth waiting for.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_00: Which it was not.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_00: Which honestly, a producer should have stepped in and said, Let us look at this before you un unveil it on the tell-all.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_01: Save us all the trouble.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I feel like they could have edited that whole thing out.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_00: So she's going back to Turkey for her surge and he's gonna take care of her.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_00: But it's not about the surgery, it's about just spending time together.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: And also a major surgery.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: He also surprised her with a ring.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: A real diamond ring, because I guess maybe he won more than another jackpot.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_00: Everything's coming up beer can.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_00: Because this is the life of beer can.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_00: I will say that I thought it was funny that he called her um she said that she was spicier in the bedroom than him.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_00: And then at one point, Sean said something about like sexual activity, and Laura said, Are you talking about sex?
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_00: And he said, Even I can understand that's about sex, and I'm vanilla.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I was about to say beer can't hilarious, and then I remembered he's a raging racist.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_00: I can't even why does he have to be so funny?
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: I know if he wasn't such a terrible person, he would have been the superstar of the season.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_00: He was the superstar of the season before we knew.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_00: We can't unknow what we know though.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_00: Who's the superstar now that he has to be uh taken out of consideration?
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_00: Let's say it at the same time, ready?
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: One, two, two.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_01: You're not gonna say the same thing.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_00: How do you know?
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_00: Ready?
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: One, two, three, four.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_00: The king.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: Who the fuck is the king?
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: The king that put a curse on Lisa?
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_00: The Nigerian king.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was a Nigerian priest.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, but he wasn't the star to me.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_01: The king was with that fake ass lion thing he was wearing.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: I've never forgotten about that guy.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot about him instantly.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_00: He was not the star.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_00: Forrest was the star.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_00: We can agree to disagree.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I have a different star.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_00: Dev.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_00: No! Wise dev.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_00: Dev is not wise.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_00: Dev is not all there.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_00: Dev.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_00: Something's I feel like Dev might have suffered a brain injury in his past.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you'd have to to be married to Molly.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think Dev is gonna make an appearance at the reunion next week?
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_00: I know the answer to that.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_00: You're on your own bucker.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_00: How could you do this to me, question mark?
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I didn't finish it.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like you knew very well, damn well, that I would not have been able to start the next episode before we recorded.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I haven't discussed any of the things I learned on that episode.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_00: Thoughts and opinions are clouded.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so we also have the 90-day last resort cast.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_00: So, what are your thoughts?
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want me to pull it back up?
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_00: My first thought is wow, they're shooting in a castle in England.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's fucking sick.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_00: Sick as hell.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'll watch just for that.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um, my first thought was Jenny and Samit are not gonna break up.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's the dumbest thing ever.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_01: What are they doing there?
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_00: My first thought is it's gonna be nice to see them in a new environment.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_00: That's true too.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_00: That is true.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like I'm excited to see them in a castle and like with other 90-day people instead of just like mom and dad.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: I thought the same thing about Sarper and Shekinah, they're not gonna break up.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_01: So what are you doing here?
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_00: Sarper is our number one comedian.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_00: Are you excited to have him back on your screen?
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_00: I have unfortunately now he and Beer King can't go on a joint comedy tour.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's upsetting.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: Beer can't join the the bad boys of 90 day.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_00: We also have Rebecca and oh oh no.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_00: I think he's also Ziad.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_00: Because that's what came to my mind.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: So they have been setting up on um 90 Day Diaries this little like cheating accusation subplot where Rebecca like followed him to a restaurant where he was with a girl, but you know that's like entirely self-shot.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_00: So I think that this is just them conjuring something up to get back in front of our can in front of us, and I don't think that they are gonna deliver.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Probably not.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Russ and Paula and Karen Guillermo.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_01: I am legitimately concerned about their marriages.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_00: Why Russ and Paula?
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_00: They've been together for so long, right?
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_01: So why would they go on this show if there wasn't like an actual issue?
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's the same thing as Rebecca and Zed, that they just need screen time.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_00: What about Patrick and Thais?
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea why they're there.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking forward to them the least.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_00: What about you?
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_01: I just wish his brother Spockles would come.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_00: We have a new Spockles.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_00: Did you notice at the reunion at the Telel, Rick was Spock Spockles 2.0.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, he had Sparkles all over his face.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_00: Kara and Guillermo, I thought their marriage was already over.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_00: So whatever.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I feel like it's it's gonna this is just the nail in the coffin, I feel.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I think.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm excited to see Russ and Pal because we haven't seen them in like literally a decade, it feels like.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, I always did believe that Russ was gay.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_00: Russ.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_00: Russ.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_00: And she's got blonde hair now, it looks like.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so who okay, let's say on three, who we're most excited to see in the castle.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, wait, give me a second.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_00: Let me decide.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_01: I can't say I'm like overly excited about any of them.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_00: I guess Sarper, but like I don't care about Shekinah, so that's the problem.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, we're supposed to do it on three.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_00: Mine was tied though.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm really torn because I'm exit really excited to see Jedi and submit, and I'm really excited to see Russ and Pau.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_01: When does that start?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_01: See.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_01: Because we also have um 90-day OG coming back pretty quick here.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm excited.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_00: I feel I'm feeling more hopeful about the 90-day universe now than um I am about Bravo, which is crazy because like it just goes back and forth so much.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_00: June 1st, your husband's birthday.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be a great birthday for him.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: I know he's gonna love to watch this on his birthday.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, that means I won't be watching it the day it airs.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: Well, there's much to look forward to.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking forward to Beverly Hills being over after next week.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_00: And looking forward to the summer house reunion.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_00: We keep getting closer.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_00: Are you actually gonna watch the reunion even though you don't watch the show at all?
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_00: I think I will.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_00: I think I will.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I think that it's my duty.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_00: I mean it is, yeah, definitely.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I I'll be there, especially if Beverly Hills is over and um Ladies of London is over.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_01: What is starting?
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: Anything?
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because like Ladies of London's ending, Beverly Hills is ending, um Summer House is ending.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_00: Low Deck's gonna be over soon.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_00: That yep.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_00: Which I'm enjoying.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_00: We don't talk about it, but we both watch it.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_00: I know I've been enjoying it as well.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_00: Did you notice they went like they had a um and I've been meaning to ask you this, they had like a special day where they went off the boat and they got to stay in the house, but then they didn't stay in the house.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_00: They literally like went to the house and like slept on the boat.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they just hung out in the house for a few hours.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck was that?
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_00: That was weird.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they do that every season because I don't watch, but like it was weird.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: Why why go just to sit in a different environment?
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like you're just sitting outside in a different environment.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_00: I guess.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_00: Very strange.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, I think it's really good.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_00: Elsewhere, we watched the first episode of Rooster last night on your recommendation.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: You don't look like you liked it.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it wasn't like laugh out loud, funny.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's just a it's just a nice little watch.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_00: I can I know I can tell you would like it because it gives shrinking vibes.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but even like less emotionally taxing.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's just a delightful little watch.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_00: I only only watched stakes.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_00: I love Jamie Tarr.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_00: Low stakes! She burned his house down.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but whatever.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's like the worst thing that happens.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_00: It was a good ending of the first episode, spoiler alert.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um seems like something I would definitely do.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_00: On accident, obviously, but like just like being dumb and not understanding how fireplaces work.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_01: So we also are like really behind hacks because we just like don't have time.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_01: Hockey playoffs are happening.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_01: So like normally we'd watch our shows at night after the baby goes down, but like unfortunately, hockey's taking over my life.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_01: So we are really behind on hacks.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_01: We're almost done with the miniature wife, and I've been really enjoying that series.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: I hope it's done after season one, and Survivor's really good this season.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_00: Any interesting updates that would be worth telling me as someone who watched half the season and quit?
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think I told you that the Mr.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_00: Beast thing was Oh yeah.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and the the guy got to stay, right?
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so they had a coin flip, and if it landed on what they called, it doubled the winning prize to two million dollars and gave that person safety for the night as well as an idol.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_01: And Rick Devons volunteered, spoiler alert, was successful.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_00: Knowing he could go home.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he was on the he knew people were gonna vote his ass out.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_01: They were gonna vote him out.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so it was a no-brainer then.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't like that high stakes.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize he had nothing to lose.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_00: No, he didn't.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_00: Well, good for him.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_00: So then did he use the idol that no, he got safety that night.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_00: And now they get two million dollars as they should have been doing this whole time from survivor people.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_00: Big brother, cheap ass over there, too.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_01: They also had the survivor auction that was part of it.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_01: This and I love the auction.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's like the seasons when they don't do it, it's upsetting.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_01: And this this year was great because they did have some bug eating and stuff.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_01: What were the bugs?
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um, one of them, Jonathan had to eat us.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_01: It was boiled, but it was a sea slug.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: It looked like a giant literal shit.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_01: And he yaked right after he successfully completed it.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_01: Here's what was terrible.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_01: Some of the some of the things were like a twofer, like a shareable one.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_01: And so the one that he bit on, it was either comfort or chaos, was like what they were calling it.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_01: And so Jeff was like, one of these is a comfort item, the other is chaos.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: And if the person who gets the who picks the chaos covered thing doesn't complete it, the other person doesn't get the comfort, but they can't share it.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_01: So basically what happened was when they revealed he chose to share with Ozzie before they knew what it was.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I can't remember.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um fried chicken, and Jonathan had to eat a sea slug, even though Jonathan's the one that bid and bought it because they picked covered, and if he didn't need the sea slug, Ozzy wouldn't have gotten the chicken.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I said to my husband, I was like, I wouldn't do it.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, sorry, no chicken for you.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not eating that shit.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_00: He got nothing, nothing.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_01: His sea slug.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_00: Why didn't he pick comfort?
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_01: They didn't know which was which.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you pick someone, and one of you gets chaos, and one of you gets comfort.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would never eat the slug.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, sorry.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_00: He ate the slug knowing that it was gonna give Ozzy fried chicken.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_00: Why would he do paid for?
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's on him, bro.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_01: Another funny thing that happened is Sari, she got a couple things, but she got a giant charcuterie board.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_01: And she said at one point, she's like, I think I'm gonna be sick.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_01: And so she went off to the side, puked, and came back and kept eating the charcuterie board.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_00: Was it all just for her?
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_00: Was she allowed to share?
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_01: It was all for her.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's giving Angela with her charcuterie board in Big Brother.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_01: It was so funny.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_01: They were all like boot and rally, Sari.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_00: How is Sari still there?
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like, she should have been gone so fast.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_00: That girl, that woman is a talented lady to still be on there.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_01: This always happens.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_01: The same thing happened when she was on Big Brother.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking nuts.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, well, yay, I'm so happy for you.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're missing out.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'm doing okay.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: I would ask if you're gonna rot, but it's Monday.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_00: So we're good, we're getting to the work day.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_00: I woke up very early just to record this pod.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_00: It was like nine.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, but it's a work week for me, and I would ask you if you're gonna rot, but you have to edit this whole thing, and you have a baby who's giving you some troubles.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know, mom mom life is mom lifing.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_00: We started the episode saying life is lifing, and that's how we're gonna end it.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_00: This is a tale as old as time, Lil.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's so tough because, like, look at my advanced baby already starting to roll at two and a half months.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_01: Unheard of.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: But it means I can't swaddle him anymore.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_01: So I wish he wasn't so advanced.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's he's gonna figure it out.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_00: Everything's gonna How many nights?
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_00: How many nights?
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_00: Ask Chat GPT, ask your the AI app that's parenting your baby.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_00: You don't think I have been?
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so what does chat GPT tell you to do to help solve your baby sleeping problem?
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_01: I can't get into all this because nobody cares, but it's just like, you know, rock him, settle him to sway, blah blah blah.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's like gonna take two to three nights.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, is it?
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_00: I hope so.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess we'll see.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_00: Stay tuned for that exciting update next week on Rather Be Rotting.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_00: You'll be able to tell by my demeanor how it's going.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_00: Can't wait.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_00: The meantime, thanks for rotting with us, everyone.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for rotting.
• 59:04
  unknown: Bye.