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Ray _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _643(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's
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  Speaker 1: originally from Taiwan. Taiwan. He's got that spicy shrimp paste.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. He's that bottom ramen
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  Speaker 1: you feel me. And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi.
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  Speaker 1: He's the lady boy. I mean, he's a ladies man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that
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  Speaker 1: just won reality streamer of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome. Ray. Is there anything specific you want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about and go over that's for your brand or anything
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  Speaker 1: that's popping for you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking to buy anything. I don't really care.
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  Speaker 1: You want to buy an island?
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  Speaker 3: Buy an island?
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  Speaker 1: What'd you say?
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  Speaker 3: An island? I'll be down. I'm making some new shit.
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  Speaker 1: You can't buy an island.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Not right now. It's not a good time.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I would love to do one. I'm making a
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  Speaker 3: new streaming Diddy party.
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  Speaker 1: You're making a new streaming Diddy party?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But is it going to be kind of like, will
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  Speaker 1: it be kind of Asian only? Nah, nah, nah.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody can join. I'm not racist. Every racist can join.
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  Speaker 3: Black, whites, Indians, Europeans. Everybody can join. It's a dating party.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the best time because they
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  Speaker 1: just put out all those files from the.
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  Speaker 3: From the Epstein? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So do you want to go that far and do
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  Speaker 1: like an island?
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  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah. I don't want to do those things
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  Speaker 3: they do, but I want to make some new shit.
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  Speaker 1: Your own shit?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you been on an island before?
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  Speaker 1: I never been. They had a comedian that had been, though.
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  Speaker 3: They invite you?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't even get an invite. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I have some mail I haven't opened. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I got anything like that. Yeah. I would like... Wait, wait, wait, Dio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Quick question. That's the intro.
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  Speaker 1: That's the intro.
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  Speaker 3: That's the intro? Like when you buy an island?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's what America's wondering because you're the future, man. The
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  Speaker 1: future now is like we're getting all of our semiconductors
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  Speaker 1: from your... I know that you're Taiwanese.
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  Speaker 3: Taiwanese. I'm Taiwan. Yeah, I'm from Taiwan.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that we're getting all our semiconductors from you guys, right?
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  Speaker 3: All the cars from PC. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you.
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  Speaker 1: So y'all are the future, bro.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, man.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all have all of our ideas. All the information is
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  Speaker 1: going through Taiwan now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And it's happening physically, I think, through you. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know what? I might be the spy,
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  Speaker 3: you know? Yeah. You know who Phantom is?
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  Speaker 1: Phantom?
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  Speaker 3: Phantom.
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  Speaker 1: Phantom, like Phantom of the Opera? Bring it up.
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  Speaker 3: What's that? Phantom of the Opera?
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  Speaker 1: This was the guy... What's that? Guy doing whiteface. This
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  Speaker 1: was like an early kind of... This dude was like
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  Speaker 1: taking advantage of women and doing whiteface or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like he the original Diddy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, okay, okay. I like that, I like that.
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  Speaker 1: He was an early Diddy. But dude, if you did
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  Speaker 1: a Diddy thing... Dude, bro, if you did a Diddy...
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if people are ready for it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if everybody's invited, at least it's more that
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  Speaker 1: More welcoming to everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, listen. This is what I'm going to do, bro. So, boom.
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  Speaker 3: You know, they got a big ass bed, right?
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  Speaker 1: Big bed.
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  Speaker 3: Big bed, yeah. Big bed, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Baby oil.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Under the tunnel.
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  Speaker 1: Hit a tunnel too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, probably not that part, but like, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to make.
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  Speaker 3: A big bed. Everyone got lit. Drink for me. Hennessy.
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  Speaker 3: You know that? Hennessy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Come out and play. Yeah, oh, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're going to do that. But then what?
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  Speaker 3: For me, shit's going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have good music or you're gonna have like
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  Speaker 1: a- I don't think I have.
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  Speaker 3: A good time.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a party for real. Like I'm gonna drink,
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  Speaker 2: get lit, party, dance, music, DJ, what.
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  Speaker 3: What, girl.
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  Speaker 1: DJ or like more like classical music? You think violin?
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  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah. That's an old shit. Wait, how old
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  Speaker 3: are you by any chance?
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  Speaker 1: I'm old. I'm 40. I'm 50. I'm gonna die soon.
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  Speaker 3: 50? Yeah. Now don't say that you're gonna die soon.
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  Speaker 3: I'm 45.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, man. Look at me. Look at me
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  Speaker 1: from this side.
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  Speaker 2: You don't look that bad. Older, I'm cute, but you
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  Speaker 2: look like 30. You're like 35. I feel young, dude.
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  Speaker 3: 45?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Damn, man.
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  Speaker 3: Half of the body in the grave.
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  Speaker 1: I know, bro. Damn, bro. It's a waste of only,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: You double my age, you know that?
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  Speaker 1: Am I really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm 20 years old. I just turned 20.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations, man.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, bro. Congratulations to you, bro. Thank you. For
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  Speaker 3: all the success, podcast, for me, life.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: And welcome, yeah, we got Ray, Ray Asian Guy.
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  Speaker 3: Ray Asian Guy, nah nah, just call me.
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  Speaker 2: Ray Just Ray? You don't like Ray Asian Guy anymore? Nah,
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  Speaker 2: I like Ray Asian Boy Ray Asian Boy? Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't really like that, so just call me Ray.
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  Speaker 1: Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian Man?
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  Speaker 1: Like would that be the thing you think? No, it
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  Speaker 1: don't sound right, you feel me? It don't sound right
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  Speaker 1: How about you? Your name's Theo Van, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Would you ever change to Uncle Theo Van or some shit?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Or like Uncle Theo Van, the country guy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. I think if I got a
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  Speaker 1: farm or something, I could do something like that. Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Theo's country hotel or something, open up a business.
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  Speaker 3: That would be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Quick question. Are you from Nashville?
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  Speaker 1: I'm from Louisiana.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so you're racist?
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  Speaker 1: Am I racist?
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that. Okay, okay. Yeah, I've had, like,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say, I would say, I don't mind a
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  Speaker 1: little racism.
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  Speaker 3: Me too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad we finally get to meet up, brother.
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  Speaker 3: Quick question. You've been saying the N-word?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I mean, I've thought it pretty
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  Speaker 1: loud a couple times, but I don't say it.
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  Speaker 2: Like, we don't gotta lie. We don't gotta lie right now. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you've definitely said it before, right? I have, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I've, I don't remember. I'll tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: If I, I've never, maybe if I was like at
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  Speaker 1: the dentist's office when they give you that stuff, you know?
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  Speaker 3: What stuff?
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  Speaker 1: You know, at the dentist's office when they give you the, um,
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  Speaker 1: for your molars or whatever? Novocaine.
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  Speaker 3: Novocaine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But no, I don't say it, man. There was a time.
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  Speaker 3: You want to say it, but like you just control it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's worth saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm gonna keep it about you. I say
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  Speaker 3: it one time.
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  Speaker 1: You say it one time?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I say it one time. On stream.
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  Speaker 1: On stream?
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  Speaker 3: Like, I'll sing a song, I got.
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  Speaker 3: You know that song?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I sing that song, and it was on stream. I
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  Speaker 3: just say the whole R. I'm not even saying the
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  Speaker 3: N word, I say the whole R. By accident.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you're, bro, if you're singing, what time
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  Speaker 1: was it? Was it past 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was past 8 p.m. But it was in Japan, though.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't here. It was in Japan, so.
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  Speaker 1: I think if it's a certain time at night, they
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  Speaker 1: should have an hour or something where you can sing it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I can sing. Nah, it should be one day,
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  Speaker 2: everybody can sing. That would be fire. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be spamming, yo, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Feel me? I'm going to be spamming that shit like this.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, we should definitely, you and me should do a
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  Speaker 1: collab where we Like, no, we can't do like a...
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  Speaker 1: We can't do an inward collab, bro. Ray, you're setting
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  Speaker 1: me up, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm not, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You are a spy, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I am a spy, but like, we don't gotta say
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  Speaker 3: it out loud, like.
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  Speaker 1: But we already said it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I mean, damn, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start over. Yeah, let's start over.
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  Speaker 3: Let's restart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We'll keep it in, but we'll restart.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, let's do a quick intro.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Here today with the young guy Baby Ray, some people
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  Speaker 1: call him Just Ray Some people used to call him
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  Speaker 1: Ray Asian Boy, Ray Asian Bebe That's just Ray now
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  Speaker 1: though bro, that's Ray He's out of Taiwan, he's probably
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  Speaker 1: the number one Taiwanese streamer He just won streamer of
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  Speaker 1: the year Nah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't win streamer of the year Speed won? Yeah
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  Speaker 2: speed won, I win reality show or some shit They
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  Speaker 2: want- React.
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  Speaker 3: To the- I'm a kid, but I forgot why I win, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It don't matter, man. Life is about living life and
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  Speaker 3: being happy, bro. Yeah. Like, fuck that shit, bro. We
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  Speaker 3: here- Fuck them.
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  Speaker 2: Yup.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah, fuck them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Never mind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, never mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yup.
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  Speaker 3: Right here, I'm with my uncle. Three- Fuck. I forgot
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  Speaker 3: how to pronounce. I'm not from here. I'm an immigrant.
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  Speaker 3: I know. T-H-E-O. How do I pronounce it?
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  Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it in Taiwan?
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  Speaker 2: How do you pronounce it in Taiwan?
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  Speaker 3: I'm here with Uncle Dong Fang. You feel me?
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  Speaker 1: I hope I'm gonna have a good time, man. BLM, homie.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Let's get it, bro.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Black History Month. Shout out to all the blacks, Dominicans.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Puerto Ricans, Africans.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Who else?
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  Speaker 3: Brandon Martin, Rosa Parks.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rosa Parks. Who else? I'm trying to think.
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  Speaker 3: Who's the guy with.
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  Speaker 1: Nate Robinson.
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  Speaker 3: Another basketball player?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He was like the original Kai Sinat, probably.
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  Speaker 3: Why you say that?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, Nate had to jump so Kai could... Kai could run?
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  Speaker 1: So Kai could run, yeah. Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro.
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  Speaker 3: It don't even make sense, though.
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  Speaker 1: But, bro, I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, they play basketball. I'm talking about... Like, you don't even.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just talking about science and history. right now You
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  Speaker 2: talking about the height Look at this guy bro Look
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  Speaker 2: at that Oh my god Nah he is nice though
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  Speaker 2: They call him baby snicker Cause he was Chocolate and
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  Speaker 2: nuts bro He got more bunnies than Easter He is
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  Speaker 2: risen Bro I be hope I got the black jeans
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  Speaker 2: man Nah you don't I got the Asian jeans I
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  Speaker 2: got a small dick I cannot jump, I cannot hoop.
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  Speaker 3: Like, damn. I just hope I can wear black jeans.
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  Speaker 3: I could have that BBC, that big black d *
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  Speaker 3: * *, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It would weigh you down right now, though. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think your body could handle it if you had it
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  Speaker 1: on you.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I feel like I could handle it if I
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  Speaker 2: got a big d * * *, bro.
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  Speaker 1: No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it.
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: It's like if you can't hold... It's called su-spenders.
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  Speaker 3: Suspenders. Yes. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a special thing. If your body can't hold
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  Speaker 1: something up, you gotta have suspenders. There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Like holding a dick type shit.
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  Speaker 1: You would have to.
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  Speaker 3: Probably, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Your body's not going to be able to support a
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  Speaker 1: big wing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that. I feel that. I feel that.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I could handle it. I
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  Speaker 3: could handle it. You feel me? Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel you at all. I don't think you could.
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  Speaker 1: If you came in with a big dick, your back
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  Speaker 1: would be hurt and.
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  Speaker 3: All that shit.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not talking about like that big, like too
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  Speaker 2: down there. I'm talking about like a good 10, a
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  Speaker 2: good 15. 15 is insane, brother.
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  Speaker 3: How?
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  Speaker 4: 15?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a good size.
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  Speaker 1: What are you, a carpenter? You're going to be using
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  Speaker 1: it to just do measurements and build stuff? Bro, 15
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  Speaker 1: is a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Now, 15 is....
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  Speaker 1: Then if you're having sex, some of your wiener is
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  Speaker 1: going to be outside of the vagina, and it's going
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  Speaker 1: to get cold.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, because my shit is small. For me, I
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  Speaker 2: want a big dick for now.
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  Speaker 1: But you might have a big dick in your country,
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  Speaker 1: do you?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they have a big dick in my country, though.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody Asian. You know what they say about Asian. Asian
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  Speaker 3: got small dick.
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  Speaker 1: They got that semiconductor, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. Does white have big dick?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes. Every now and then, you get a guy who
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  Speaker 1: just did something different.
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  Speaker 3: I fuck with that. I fuck with that.
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  Speaker 1: Based on recent data, the average erect penis size in
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Taiwan is 4.9 inches.
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  Speaker 3: Based on penis size, average is 4.9. Yeah. Wait, that's
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  Speaker 3: not bad, right?
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  Speaker 1: No, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Not bad?
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  Speaker 1: I think y'all got tricked online of thinking y'all got
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  Speaker 1: little wieners over there.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, it's big.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, man.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all got that shrimp. Y'all got that scampi, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, nah. Shrimp means like small dick.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying I think people tricked you
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  Speaker 1: guys to think that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like Asian got small dick, but whole
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  Speaker 2: time they got big dick. They never know.
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  Speaker 1: No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not.
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  Speaker 2: Just not enough Not that small But it's okay though
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  Speaker 2: Like you can use it Regular dick Yeah usable Yeah
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  Speaker 2: regular dick That's what I'm saying That's all it matters
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  Speaker 2: Yeah Yeah Look I agree with you brother Not that
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  Speaker 2: Okay let's start the interview then So what I'm saying
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  Speaker 2: So we haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Started yet Oh we're just talking some bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we're just talking some bullshit But we have started
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  Speaker 1: But we haven't started Let's just start it for real
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Okay let's start it for real All right, I'm here
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  Speaker 1: with my nephew right here, right now. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say thank you for coming, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Appreciate you, bro.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like streaming is.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: The future of podcasting, bro? Do you feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like a next element? Because like when I
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: was your age, they didn't have podcasting. I mean, they
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: kind of had like radio, but then they, then podcasting started.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that?
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  Speaker 1: Or have you even thought about that?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, a hundred percent, but streaming is way different
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  Speaker 2: than podcast. So like if you are streaming, you can
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: do it wherever you want. You can go outside, travel
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: around the world, walking outside with like interacting with people, like,
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: But podcast, I feel like podcast is like sitting down,
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: have a talk, have chatting. I feel like it's different thing,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: but I've heard definitely streaming is like a big thing. Like,
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: oh shit, I don't know how to say it, but like,
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, right?
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, streaming?
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: Streaming is like the next big thing.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. It's a new thing. Yeah. Yeah, streaming
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: is the big, yeah, like, I mean, how long has
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: streaming been going actually? And who was the first streamer?
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably some OG, PewDiePie, I don't know.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Who was the first streamer? Because Fousey died.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Didn't he?
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Fousey? He didn't die. He's still alive.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. People are saying he's dead. He died a
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: couple times. I know he died once by the mall.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: He died over there.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Wait, do you know JJ Styles?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: No, never heard of him.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: JJ Styles is considered- What the fuck is that?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I thought he was a wrestler. JJ Styles is considered
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: one of the earliest, if not the first, gaming streamers.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: In 1993 at age 12, he hosted a public access
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: TV show called Video Games and More in Arizona.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? I think it's fake?
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: about that guy.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Like, if I don't know, I'll definitely know, but I
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: never heard of him in JJ style.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993. Yeah, I can
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: see that.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: We have a caller of rare intelligence.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Before Twitch, before Justin TV in 2007, way back in
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: the 90s, public access shows were all the rage. And
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: 12-year-old Arizonan J.J. Stiles, a.k.a. Zot the Avenger, hosted a
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: gaming show he ingeniously titled Video Games and More.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Hello, it's me, Zot the Avenger, once again with another
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: episode of Video Games and More.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, so that kid's J.J.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Stiles? That kid's J.J. Stiles, yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: He's a legend. First video, do it. Clap it up, bro.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: You're a legend, bro. I don't know if he did.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I will clap for him. Respect to him. I don't know,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: he's doing good.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope too.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: But like, who do you guys consider the first streamer?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: First streamer? Like that, whoever stream first on the platform.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: So who was the first Twitch streamer then? Like, I'm
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: just wondering if there was like a, you know, was
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: there like a George Washington of it or something?
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: George what?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Or who was like the Christopher Columbus of streaming, you know?
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Or Bruce Lee. Yeah. I'll say... I'll say Jack Doherty. Okay. Yeah,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: he probably the first streamer who ever did it. Yeah,
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Jack Doherty.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Jack Doherty from, is that that kid that's always getting
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: in fights and hiding it, like putting his girls in
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: cars and stuff?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kid. He probably the
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: first streamer for me. He a legend. Yeah, he a legend.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: I'll say he a legend.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude. Every
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: other episode, he's like, I'm putting, That bitch is gone
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: And guess what's behind this curtain And it's another bitch
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: back there.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my god Uncle you tap in I'm in With
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: the internet.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: There he is right there Mugshot That's him Dude he
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: always will He'll like tickle somebody And then hide behind.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: A big black guy Yeah yeah What do you mean
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: by that?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Big black guy One of his security guards Oh okay
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: okay Dude he'll always like Walk off from his security
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: guard And then get snuck by somebody And then go
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: hide again He has a crazy life though Nah he
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: does So he's considered the first streamer.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Then Yeah he's the first streamer Okay bet I didn't know.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Wait, so you've been streaming?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: No, but I watch it, dude. You know, I kind
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: of see what's going on. You know, I got to
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: link up with Speed one time when he was in town. So,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: you know, there's stuff like you kind of see what's
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: going on and I'm curious about it because it's the future.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, to not know what the future
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: is would be kind of bizarre to not be curious
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: about it, you know? And you kind of.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Quick question. What do you happen to stream after this
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: podcast with me?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do something. Yeah, what should we do?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe go for a walk or something?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: You can show me around Nashville. Show me what you've
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: been doing, like, offline. We can go golfing, fishing, whatever
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: you do. Like, yeah, I'll be down. If we could fish,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: that'd be dope.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: We can go buy the worms. We can buy the....
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fishing rod, fishing reel. Oh, I think I got
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: some shit in my truck actually. Are you a country guy?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I think you're a country guy. Like by your face,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: by your dress, like your whole body and by the house.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're a country guy.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Let me think if I am.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: And you got accent too. You got country guy accent.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a country accent for sure.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Like you're very American. American yeah, we grew.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Up just like in our area was just like kind
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: of black and white it wasn't like real redneck so
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like you know shooting guns and like you
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: know um Doing n-words or whatever.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Redneck. Yeah, it was more it wasn't like uh Wait,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: is that racist if I say?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: If you say what? Redneck? Some people consider it racist.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I do Okay, but some people
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: would okay, okay Yes, to some people, that's like the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: N-word to some white people, you know?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, I'm sorry, but if I offense to you, like.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: No, man, I'm okay. I don't identify as that. I
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: just identify kind of like as rural. It's like.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel you.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Just kind of rural.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Uncle, I will let you call me a chinchon. I'll
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: give it a pass. Really? Yeah, just call me one time.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: It's okay. I know you want to do it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: It's okay. Like, I'm cool. Like, you feel me? I'm
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: give you the pass. You can say it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I would not say. I would probably, I would think
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: of something better than that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: All right. Let me see.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Like, I would think like, chop, chop. Look at this little.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Chop, chop.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Chip, chop.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Chip, chop.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Abraham Jenkins.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: You like.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I like that. I like that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Chip, chop.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Chip, chop. Okay. Chip, chop.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Because it's more.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: It's more like... I.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Don't like Ching Chong that much.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I would maybe call you like a slot machine boy
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Something that Asian people like to do.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Look at this little kind of.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Slot machine?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Look at this little slot machine, yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: What do you mean by that? Like we slut?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just thinking out loud. This is a horrible conversation.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: To be in.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know what I realized with you? like what
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like you like to like really examine racism and like
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: stand like usually racism it's just like somebody like you
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: know you run through you like racism is just like
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you take a step in and you're out yeah but
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: you like to go stand in the racism you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Know why i love everybody i love yeah every culture
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: i respect every culture that's for me i feel like it's.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: A I do feel that energy from you. Well, that's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the thing I noticed about you is you bring a
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: lot of people together, man. All types of people like you,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you know? I could feel that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I hope so. I'm trying my best.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I feel that energy.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: When it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Bring up a couple Asians. Bring up a batch of Asians.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Bring us up a batch.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: So you mean like every races? Oh, my God. You
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: know him?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know him.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: That's Jay Chou. You know, fun fact? Me and him
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: was in the same school. What is my mother?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: In school. So he's Taiwanese?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Taiwanese too. We in the same exact school.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: We graduated the same high school. We got the same teacher.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: What kind of guy was he?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I never met him before. I want to meet him
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: because he a legend.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, not at the same time, different time.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: He a singer.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, he is Jay Chou.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And people right now, people in Taiwan compare me
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to him. Cause we from the same school, we from
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: the same place And then he a legend too, shout
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: out to.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You What's up Jay Chou, nice to see you brother
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah So where do you, like Taiwanese, I'm trying to
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: think of what else they have They have Japanese.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: All Japanese, Vietnamese Like what is this one?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's Japanese.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, and how do you guys, how do you write
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Like probably Yakuza or some shit, Yakuza, the gangster in
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Japanese Yeah, that's badass Yeah, that's badass.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: He look like he can whoop your ass.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I bet he can fucking hoop as well, dude.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Nah, I don't think he can hoop. He look like
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: he can do some, shop some sushi or some shit.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck, homie. That
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: dude looks like he'll shoot a three-pointer right through your
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: fucking spine with that knife, big dog.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think he'll hoop, though.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: What about this guy? Who is that?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: That's the president of China.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: And where does China rank? China rank?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I'm a kid but I don't want to lie bro
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I rank China down here bro Down at the bottom?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: It's like not that cool but like like their personality
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: like how do I say like they're just not really
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: a good person that's what I feel like Okay Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And what about I feel like it's Philippines or some
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: shit Ooh Filipino.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Is the best Cambodian?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I fuck with Philippines Philippines is the best bro I
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: already ranked top 5 Top 7 What about Korean?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Ooh look at this little fucking biscuit Look at this
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: dog treat right here, huh?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: What you mean by that?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying out
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Little biscuit?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: So you're just calling him fat? No, look at this
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: little fucking. I mean, he is fat, though, but like.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Look at this little jaundiced juice box right here, boy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: He look like a fucking juice box, bro. Yo.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Nah, why he face is like. Nah, he face look
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: like a pork buns.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he does.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: He got a pork bun face.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: He got pork bun face.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Yes. Huh?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: He got pork bun face.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Pork bun face? Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: BTS.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Wait, is that BTS?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And these guys are what?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Koreans.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, how do Koreans rank?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I rank they a top five, a good top five.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Because they're competitive.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: A lot of business people.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Over there?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Strict responsibilities. Yeah, Korean people, very responsibilities.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: I didn't know about that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they want the kids to do well.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: That's why I need to stay around you, uncle. Because
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: you're going to teach me some old stuff, some smart stuff.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I do stream.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care about all that. But if I stay
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: around you, I'll be knowing all the smart.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the history, the facts.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Bro, we'll turn you into a little redneck as well, boy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: A little country boy.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I will be down.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Because you're already named Ray. Ray is the most popular,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: like one of the most country names in the world.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: It is?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray. Come here, Ray. You just put some letters together.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Nah. In America. My last name is Ray. R-U-E-R. So
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I changed it to Ray. It makes sense. Feel me? Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, Indians? Wait.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and how do, it's Indians?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think, I don't think they, like, like, we Asians, like,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: we fuck them, but like, I wouldn't say they Asians.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They more like their own continent.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, who is this? Oh, that's Laotian.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is that?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know either, bro.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Laotian.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Those keep, they don't even have a- I'm kidding, but.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Japan? How are you liking it?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I liked it, man. They got everything clean, nice. A
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: lot of Japanese people friendly.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, they're so friendly. One thing about Taiwanese too, like,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: they're friendly.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: They are?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are. You should go.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Are they accepting of if American people go there?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: They love black people and white people. They love fortune. Like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: if a bitch you see, you white, you got a
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: white dick, they're going to be like, oh, bro, oh.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: You feel me?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, they want that, huh?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah they want a white stroke They want that chop
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: chop Nah nah nah I'm a chop chop Oh yeah
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: yeah You like a hee-haw Oh they want that hee-haw
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah like some cowboy shit Hee-haw Yeah huh Put some
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: straw around my penis huh Yes Put a little lasso
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: on it Who is this guy?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Do you know him?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: That's Jason Nguyen It is? Yeah Jason Nguyen Yeah he
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: from Vietnamese bro.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: He's Vietnamese in this. How do you guys view Vietnamese people?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: They cool. We got no problem about it. They cool.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. So who's y'all biggest nemesis? Like who's kind of
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the art? Like Batman versus Joker. Like if y'all are
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Batman and who's the Joker? Like who's the?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I would say Taiwan and China. Okay. They got history
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: behind it. And they're kind of like beefing.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: But me personally, I don't really care.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: So you don't carry that energy around with you really?
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really care, bro.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But you know it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: It's in the cabinet.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's my other uncle.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: You know him?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's Uncle Roger.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's my other uncle, bro. Shout out to you,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Uncle Roger.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Bro, he... Oh yeah. What's his song? What's that song?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: See if you can find that song.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Wait, have you ever met him before?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Uncle Roger came here.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Did he do a podcast?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Hilarious, bro. He's a great guy.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I fuck with him.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: This is his song right here, bro. This is his anthem, bro.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: This is a summer anthem. Play it up.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Wait, can you read the title for me? Because I
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: can't really see.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I can't see either right now.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's Uncle Roger. I think that's some...
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: This is his.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: No, this is his favorite song.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's Uncle Roger, though.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm telling you, bro.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't see no Asian in there.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That's Sexy Red right there.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: That's fucking Shai Gillius Alexander, bro. Everybody in this bitch.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Is she okay? Hey, okay. But I don't think that
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Uncle Roger, that's a bunch of black folks. If that's
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: all you.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: See, that's all you see, twin. I'm just saying that they.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Unworn can be gay too.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: This the truth, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on now. This actually is a good song.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, bro. Uncle Roger put me on this shit.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, that's tough.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: That's enough right there, bro. We ain't giving it all
• 27:35
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• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Wait, have you ever... How long have you been doing
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: the podcast for?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Seven years.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to get to know you. I feel like.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: If I have a podcast, I want to get to
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: know you too. For respect to my, how do I say, older?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Elder, elder.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Elder, yeah, you could say elder.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: So you've been doing podcast for seven years.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: But I've been doing comedy for almost 20 years.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Wait, my bad. My phone. My shit ringing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, y'all make them. You could do whatever you
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: want with them.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. I like them bitches.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You probably got unlimited phones, bro. If you're Taiwanese, I
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: bet you got 200 fucking phones.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone, though.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: That's a problem.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Quick question for you. Growing up, were there actual factories
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Or is that just a myth that we hear in America?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: No, they do.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: There's a port called Taichung. They make all the, like, 3Cs,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: the computer, the chips. They all make that in that area.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: So is it very common that a lot of people
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: go work in those types of places?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yes, like that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: But, you know, people work there, they got paid high, like,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: they pay so many money, but they'll go broke after, like,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: 10 years.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, the stress? They'll go broke, yes, because it's very stressful.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Did you ever know somebody that worked there? So it's, like,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a common thing?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know nobody work there. Got it. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: but I know these players a lot. They teach us
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: back in the day in school.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: They just tell us that part, know for making those chips,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: computing stuff.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Do they have lesbians in Taiwan? Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: You know, Taiwan is the first country who accept gay
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: to marriage.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Is it really?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in Asian.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: The first country. First Asian country. Oh wow, so Taiwan
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: is a very progressive country.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians. I
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: shout out to y'all, man. I mean, I've been doing
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: gay shit sometimes because... I support them. That's why I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: do gay shit.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, look, I think you can do not,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I think you can not do gay shit and still
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: support them. But also, if you're going to do gay, look, bro,
• 29:50
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  Speaker 3: Like with your cousin or without your cousin?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: No, like with the, yeah, like do people, do your
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: parents have a lot of siblings? Like did you have
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of siblings? Like me, I don't have siblings.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Your only child?
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I'm only child, yes. So I grew up, got bored sometimes.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Jesus is only child?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Look it up, was Jesus an only child?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Wait, are you only child? No. You got siblings?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I got three siblings, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: How do I feel growing up? Because I don't got
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: the experience yet. Whether Jesus was an only child is
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: a subject of debate.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: So who knows, bro? But I think he was the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: most popular one. I bet his brother was like, dang,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't even going out of the house.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? If Jesus is your brother,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: what are you going to do?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: You can do whatever.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: But I know. But still, you don't want to be
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: like just milling around on his shit all day.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be seen.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be named by Jesus' brother?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: You would want to do your own thing, you know?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: If Jesus is doing his thing, you would probably want
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: to do... something unique to you, maybe do music or something?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know. If Jesus was my brother, I'll do
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: whatever I like. Right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: But would you try to do the same thing? Like, oh,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a savior. Like I'm saying, would
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you try to go down the same road? If I
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: got a chance, I would save people. That's true.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: If I can save people, I'll save people.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: So I got a question for you. Like growing up
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: as an American, what's like an American culture or like,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Something that only America would do. Americans would do.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of times, like, probably something only
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Americans would do. Maybe some of the games we played
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: as children. Stuff like that. Like what type of game?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: They would play probably, they used to have a game called, like,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: You would throw a ball up in the air. Whoever
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: caught it was like a gay guy or whatever. And
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: then everybody would like hit him or whatever.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Like corners?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Like if you're in the elevator, if it's like corners,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: you gotta go to the corners.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: If the person not in the corner, you gotta jump.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I kind of like that.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, okay, okay. I fuck with that. I fuck
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: with that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very similar to that, bro.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: So that was something that was very American. What was
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: something that was very American? Oh, sometimes if you're at school,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: you bring a... Apple to the teacher.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Just a gift? Yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I think we do that in Asian too. Really? Yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: We got like red envelopes.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Red envelopes? Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Like you put some money, give it to your teacher
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: or like your friends, family, or some gift.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: they don't have here?
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. The national holiday.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: It's on, it's on, I think it's on October 8th
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: or October 10th.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I forgot. Some shit like that. I think that's, oh
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: and Chinese New Year. Oh it was Chinese New Year
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Oh it just happened, Year of the Horse.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that's the only thing
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: that Asians celebrate about, Chinese New Year.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's something we hear a lot about here. Cause
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I go to the massage place and they gave me
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: like a little gift over there.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I like the massage over there. What's it called? Massage?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: No, like happy ending? No, no, no, I say no.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I tell them when I walk in. I don't want
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: that shit. I jerk myself off. I don't need you
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: to do my shit. I do my own work.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: You know, I did it one time in Taiwan.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: It's kind of cool.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: How old were you when you went?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: 18.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Do you have to be 18 to go?
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think they care. They just give you money.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: But you can't massage a kid. That shit's illegal. That
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: shit's fucking crazy, bro.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, in Taiwan, 18 is illegal.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: 18 is the legal age to drink? Yeah, you can
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: drink 18. For me, get massage, happy ending, all that.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: For me.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I low-key think the rule in America, like you can
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: drink only 21.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: It's low-key legal. Like, dumb.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Like, I feel like at the age of 20, I
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: feel like 20, you can drink, bro. Like, come on.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: You're a grown-ass man. You got pubes. You feel me?
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: You got armpit. You're a grown-ass man. You can drink
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: at the age of 20, bro. Who give a fuck?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: 18 and 19, probably nah. But like, 20 hours a year.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I would vote for that. I think people, like where
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm from, people drink really young. I can tell Yeah
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: To your.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Country Yeah On country people drink beer for fun Yeah
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: So that's why they call No offense Redneck.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh well people Also they work outside a lot And
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: so the sun.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Oh the sun Yes.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: But if their cheek is red and stuff That's mostly
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: from alcohol.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Drugs You be drinking beers Nah I don't drink anymore
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: You healthy? I had to quit You do coke? I
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: had to quit You used to? Yeah Why you quit?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Try and be healthy?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro yeah I never thought I was trying to
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: be healthy But yeah yeah Yeah yeah definitely It was
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: like I just got a different diet.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah So you're healthy Yeah Okay I mean.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: That's kind of yeah Let me know what's your routine
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: like Like you wake up Like dude like beat your
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: shit Or like you wake up You start making breakfast
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Cooking eggs No I don't eat breakfast bro What Breakfast
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: is for fucking bro Breakfast is for fucking pigeons bro
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I ain't even doing that shit So what you eat
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: when you're hungry Like when you wake up Real motherfuckers
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: eat dinner bro Only dinner?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Once a day? Like, what?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, breakfast is, you wake up and eat, bro? I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: haven't even done shit. I'm not getting up and eating breakfast.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: So what you wake up, what you do?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: But you're still growing probably, so you got to get
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: up and eat breakfast.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: No, I don't grow. I stopped by five, five, eight.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I never grow after that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, you could grow a little bit, but you're doubting yourself.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: With that attitude, that's the kind, you're going to stay
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: that size, bro. So I got to believe, I got
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: to believe myself, like, I can grow, I can grow,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I can grow. Yeah, or at least have a hope.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I've been hoping that for my whole life on my dick.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It did not grow.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, now they got peptides, bro. You
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: can get that shit easy.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Nah, that feel like BBL for me. It don't feel real.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: But that's, dude, you could easily have a fucking, get
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: some peptides, get you a little.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Wait, peptides mean that your dick can do some shit.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: They got every peptide now, bro.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Wait, that's what, wait.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Peptide make your hair longer. They got peptide for your neck,
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  Speaker 1: your eye color. They have a peptide to make people,
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  Speaker 1: it'll even make your skin look darker.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: If you do that, if you make it darker, so
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: does that mean like you can say the N-word?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I think if you use a lot of it, probably.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Okay. Would you do it?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would, bro.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stay in Asian for me. Dude, so
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: take us back. Just so our audience knows, take us back.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: You were just living in Taiwan, right?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, like a famous thing is you met Kai
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Sinat at the 7-Eleven, right? So that was like a
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: chance encounter. People say it was staged sometimes.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was staged or not?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know myself, it's not staged. I mean,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I was on the school trip. Listen, the way I
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: make out is in Japan.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not even from Japan.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: What kind of school takes you to a 7-Eleven, bro,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: as a school? trip?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Nah, because I studied in a class called, like, how
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: do I say it?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Like, English class.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you were learning some English?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: A little bit, not too much. I mean, they're kind
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: of bullshit over there. The teacher is fucking Asian. How
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: can they teach you good English?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they're taking
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: you to a fucking 7-Eleven as a field trip.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: They didn't teach us. They didn't take us to 7-Eleven.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: It's a free day that day. I stream sniped Kai. Oh,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: so you saw him and you went? Yeah, I saw
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Kai stream over there. So I just go over there.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: How far away did you live from there?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's Japan. I don't live there. Oh, so
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: you were visiting Japan. Yeah, I was visiting.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So you ran into him and that was it?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Nah, he was streaming. I stream sniped him.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: And then all I want is to take a pic.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: And he fucked me to check up on me.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: And that was it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: The rest is history. That's how it started. Yeah, that's
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: how it started.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: So I feel like I'm very blessed to be here.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like I got blessed by God. I'm very lucky.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: And yeah, bro.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Did you have to tell your parents?
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: And shout out to Kai too.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kai is the truth. He's the most exciting.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: His energy is through the roof.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit. I would be
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: a bitch in Taiwan.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: No, you'd still be a man, bro.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I hope so. But I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do. I got no goals
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: in life.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: You would be a.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Beautiful young man, bro. Don't be saying that kind of shit, bro.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: You gotta speak up.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that, uncle. Thank you, bro.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: You gotta speak up, bro.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: N-words can be gay too, bro. Anything can happen.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait. Go back to the line?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Play the song again.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Play the chorus. Wait, what do you mean by N-word
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: can be gay?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Anybody can do anything.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: That's facts. Yeah. And they mean possible. That's what.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, bro. Bro, they got half the NBA in
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: this fucking video, bro. And these motherfuckers going hard. Half
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: the ball family in that bitch over there. They probably
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: going hard, bro.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, I feel you, I feel you, I feel you.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Did you have to tell your parents, like, look guys,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I'm changing, like, I'm gonna change my life here? Were
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: they scared of it? Nah. In Asian culture, like, there's
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of respect between.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Parents and children, is that right?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Is it the same in Taiwanese culture?
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes. And I, it depends on your parents, though. Okay.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I try to shout at my parents, they very support
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: whatever I do. So, at that point, but I wasn't
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: thinking about, when I first met Kai, I wasn't, Thinking about, like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do a stream. I'm going to blow up.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do this. I was just like, okay.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: It's cool. I met him.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It's like truly friendship. I didn't know I'm going to
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: be a streamer.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Right, you didn't have a big strategy.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just know, like, okay, I take a picture.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: You feel me?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: And after that, Kai took me to the States. And
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: he started bringing me more on stream. And then the
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: fans started loving me. That's how I built up. So
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking about I'm going to be a streamer
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: at first.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: But were your parents nervous that you were going to America?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: You just met a young black guy and now you're
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: going to America to see him?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: At first, hell yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: My parents definitely nervous because you just go to America,
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: a random place. And if somebody flies you out, you
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: don't even know him.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: He's a random guy.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a wealthy random guy. A lot of times,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: if somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia, it's for,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: For what?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's for extracurricular.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: For this?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know how they do it, but they're doing
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: it probably.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Play the song again. You know what I'm saying, bro?
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Yeah, play the song, play the song.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, play the fucking. I'm just saying, bro. But so,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: were your parents scared for you? Because they're the parents.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: They have experience like in the world where they saying like, son,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: we don't, you know what I'm saying? We're nervous.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Actually, I never asked my mom about this. I should
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: go back and ask my mom. Like, I wonder if
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: she was scared. I feel like she probably scared a
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: little bit, but, like, he trust Kylo.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: He know he on internet. He can see.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's trustworthy.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like... Yeah. My mom trust Ky, so... Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Do you engage with a lot of other streamers now? Like,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: is that a big part of your thing to link
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: up with other streamers a lot? Or do you still
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: like to kind of do your own thing?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been linking up with, like, NBA players, NFL
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: players to do stream with.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see some of that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do a stream with Jalen Brown. It's cool
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: as fuck. Like, got me experience, like, the life to
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: be an NBA. Because I'm from Taiwan. Like, think about it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: So for me, it's like showing the audience, like, the
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: special life about this.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: And yeah, bro.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Right, you're kind of being a tour guide for people
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: from your country to the world.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit like I'm a tour guide. I'm
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: showing people around the world. I just feel blessed, very
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: blessed to be here. I really thank you for everybody
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: supporting me.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. It's really a blessing bro.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing It like kind of makes you have
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: faith that like something new and different can happen, you know?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I think like does it feel like a lot of
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: pressure being like that?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like pressure. I feel like I do
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: this like a hobby. I don't want to treat it
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: as a work. I want to treat it as a hobby.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: That's how you like become bigger so because you want
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: to love what you do right now. Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: It's like you probably love Talking, you probably love doing podcast.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: That's how you keep going, right?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love to meet people.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: You definitely don't treat it as a job. That's how
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: you become good. Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why, same as me too, I like to
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: meet people, explain life, explain different things about like, about
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: an Asian kid from Taiwan and just showing people love,
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: showing people around the world and inspire.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Do you interact with other streamers? Did you see Krip
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Mac just got out of jail? Did you see that?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I did not see that.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Pull up Krip Mac, bro.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Um, wait, I think he's Asian, right? Krip Mac?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Krip Mac, he might be like dark Asian or whatever.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Wait, like you know him personally?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Krip Mac is the legend, bro.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, he a singer?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a musician, I think.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, how he become talk about Asian and get to
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Krip Mac?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about streamers. If you met some of
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: these other, these are kind of early streamers right here.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: He a streamer?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, he kind of was. He was like a,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: he was a crip.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not a king.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, he would fucking stream some bullets through somebody.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn. I would love to see that.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got to link up a crip mag, bro.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: He'd be great. What about Tiger King, bro? He was
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: kind of an early.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Who's Tiger King?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Check your DMs, bro. He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers, bro.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: He'll put some fucking soy sauce.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Is that a mug shot?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He'll put some soy sauce on your legs.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Is that a mug shot? Huh? Is this like the
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: old Diddy or some shit?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he kind of the original Diddy, bro.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like he's going to fuck me in the
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: fucking ass. I don't want him to fuck me in
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: my little Taiwanese asshole. I'm good.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: We don't know what he's going to do, bro.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I'm good off that.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: He was a politician. He was almost a politician. He
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: tried to run for president.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: What?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's got a, look at that tiger he's got. Now,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: don't you guys have tigers over there?
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, bro. That's what I'm saying. You got
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: tigers everywhere.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: But y'all got more of them, don't you?
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Pull it up. What the fuck's such a niche type
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: of shit, bro?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: How many tigers they got in Taiwan?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: We got more dragons.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: There are no wild tigers.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's no tigers.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, that's crazy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Probably in the zoo.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Do y'all have zoos over there?
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You think Taiwan's a dirt country or some shit?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it's like. We're trying to find out.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. You've never been there. You're right. You're right.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You're right. Like, what are some modes of transportation there? Like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: y'all have like, I know they have a skateboard.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they got everything. They got car. They got everything, man.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: They got Honda.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Honda Civic. What about piggyback ride? Y'all got that?
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think we got that. That's more like Thailand. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: that's more like Thailand. Oh, yeah, we do have that
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: booty train.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: It's fast as fuck.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Is that bitch pretty fast?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: That bitch fast as fuck. Really?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Dude, 300 miles per hour. Look at that bitch right there.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I think that's in Thailand, man. I think that's Thailand.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's Taiwan. I'm just saying. Look at
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: that piggyback ride right there.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I think everybody can do that. You can do it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: But in some countries, it's a mode of transportation.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: We can do it. Huh? We can do it.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: We can probably do it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody can do it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: That looks just like us, actually. I got the same
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: nose as that guy that's standing there. It's very similar.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Wait, you mean the kid?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I look like the guy with the dark hair. Nah,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I look like the guy down there because we both Asian.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: That baby's Asian, bro.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: We both got small eyes.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: We both got small d * * * property and
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: we both skin's yellow.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, your d * * * can grow, bro, if
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you believe in yourself, bro.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I hope so.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I believe in 10 years it did not grow. Bro,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: a couple years from now we're going to link up.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: You're going to have a d * * *.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Bad, bad, bad, bad, bro.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: You gonna have that dragon.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I just hope I still be, I know I'm gonna
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: be alive, but I just hope I can still be
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: alive 10 years later.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: You never know. It's a big 26, 2026. You never
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: know what's gonna happen.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Do you run out of stuff to stream? When does
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: it get, like, do you start to, like, how do
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: you stay in your own ideas and not cop off
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: of other people's ideas? Is there a lot of stuff
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: where other streamers, like, oh, he just did that, I'm
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: doing it? Like, does it become, like, a lot of, like,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: stream beef or whatever?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good-ass question. Nobody asked me that before.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: It do be like that sometimes. But me, I don't care.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I'm a straight copy of shit. If you got good idea,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I'm a copy you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Yup. Yup. I'm still that shit. You feel me? Nothing
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: wrong with still that shit. You cannot sue me. It's
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: not legal. I'm going to take that shit. You feel me?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Should we take in that fucking shit? Yeah.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really care though. You can steal
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: my idea too. I don't care.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: So as long as it's that way too, then that's fair. Okay.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: So that's something. What's that one stream? I saw one stream.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you got stuck in that swing set and that white
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: lady helped you out? Bring it up.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, how you know about that? That's how
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: one years ago, not two years ago, I was in
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: New York. I got stuck. Yes, how you know about that?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite parts, bro.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I was doing... I was doing anything at that time, man.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: But this was cool, bro. I thought this was interesting, bro.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of times you see them swing sets
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: and you think they're for Asians because they're little. But
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: now you see an Asian get in there and you say, oh,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: that's not the truth.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Grandma, help me.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: for helping me get out the, what's it called?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: A swing set.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yep, a swing set.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: And you ever talk to her? You ever talk to
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: this kid? Pause it. You ever see this kid again?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You keep in touch with him?
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Nah, I never see him after that stream.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: You got to find that kid, bro.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: That would be a good stream, bro. Yeah. Go back
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: to New York. Go back to the park. Where was that?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: On the Lower East Side?
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: And you find that kid, bro. I wonder what he's
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: doing now.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what he's doing. He's probably still a kid,
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: but like... Damn, man.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: That's a nostalgia, bro.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You grow up fast when shit like that happens, man.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Not fast. Time goes fast.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: But you don't ever talk? You don't ever see him anymore?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Nah, I mean, who I got to talk to him for?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, the kid was just there.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying if you keep in touch with people
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: from the past, that's what I'm asking.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Like in Taiwan?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still be talking to my classmates.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: You do?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: My teacher, yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Did you graduate?
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Did you have to stop streaming to finish school or
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: how did you finish?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I was streaming when I was in my senior year.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: That's what I do.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Monday to Friday, I go to school. Go to school,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: take class. For me, do what normal high school do.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: And then Saturday, Sunday, I stream Saturday, Sunday. And then
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: same shit going. Monday, Friday, school. Saturday, Sunday, stream.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Damn. Yeah, I was a grinder at the time, bro.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: I was loving streaming at the time.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: You were?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And at one point you had to take a break,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I know, and some people said that you would join
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the military. Is there any truth to that?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I joined the military in my mind, in a dream.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was not real.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: No, that is real. For me, it's real.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I went in the military for like four months, some
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: cool shit, shooting some people, putting some guns, some bombs.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: It was cool. It was a cool experience. Yeah. Yeah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I was in the jail cell. I couldn't go out.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even taking a break.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: You weren't?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I wanted to stream.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: But I felt it's better for me to go on
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: the internet. So when I got my visa, I pop
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: out the new visa. It's going to be a firelight comeback.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: What did you do while you weren't streaming?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Playing 2K.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. Playing 2K.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Who do you use when you play?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: No, I play my career. I build my own player.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, you do?
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I play as a black guy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I'll say like 6'8, strong, tall, athletic, can dunk, whatever. Yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: But now you're in like you live in America now?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: So if you had to fight now, if they had
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: America versus Taiwanese war, whose side would you fight on,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to happen, but I should.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: If that happens, bitch, I'm going to the moon.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You leaving?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to the moon.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: I'm taking NASA, whatever that shit called, Air Force.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: NASA.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, NASA. I'm taking that to the moon because shit
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: getting crazy.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I like that shit. Dude, would you ever, who's the
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: first Asian on the moon? You think you could do it?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't think there's no Asian on
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: the moon.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Bro, has anybody ever streamed from the moon?
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be tough.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, you could do it because that one guy was given,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: that rich guy was giving people a ride. Jeff Bezos, Amazon.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: He did?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: As of 2026, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Damn, I gotta be the first one, man. I'll be
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: down to do it, bro.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Damn. Bro, you could get up there.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: And it would be cheaper to get you up there
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: because the luggage, you have to pay $ 75 if it's
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: over like a certain amount of weight.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Overweight?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: But you'd be, I think you would be. Because I'm skinny, right?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I weigh 120.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, you would be, you know what
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? You would have to pay those extra charges.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Some thick ass rolling up there, he gonna have to
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: pay extra.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. Would you come with me to the moon?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Like me and you?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: do good up there.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: We would go crazy.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: The moon girls, boy.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Moon girls, moon mans. What they say? Aliens can be gay.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I'll be fired. Alien can be gay. Play the song again.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Play the song, man. Play the fucking song, man. Yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Imagine alien can be gay, too.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, if you pulled up and the aliens is all
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: gay up there, would you stay for a little while? Like,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: say you get up there.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: You get out your shuttle, right?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: And they got some gay aliens standing around.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I would love to stay there to see like what
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: type of gay alien is that. I'll try to experience.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: See what they're doing? Yes. You wouldn't?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I think I would stay at least for a couple
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: of meals. I wouldn't stay for very long.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. I wouldn't stay for too long because
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I don't want my ass to get fucked.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I would tell them I don't have an ass. That's
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: what I would tell them because they don't know.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: That's smart.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: They don't know?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: But if they like, if they just do it, you
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: don't want anything to happen.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I would say, I don't have an ass or something.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I would say, oh, Ray brought his ass, you know.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: You're going to snitch on me?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I'm snitching. Bitch, we just got there. Yeah,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I'm snitching on you, dude. You think I'm going to
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: let him use my ass, bro?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Uncle, you sacrificed my ass to yours?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Guess what? If you snitch on me, I'm snitching on you, too.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro, I'm going to lie to him.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to do a reverse.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Too late. You're going to be in some bedroom or something, bro.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be relaxing out on the moon, having a
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: snack or something.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, oh, that's Uncle Von. He got ass too.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: And he got dick too. Go. Nah, bro.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Don't do that kind of shit.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're right.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: got to return the favor, bro.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I got a question for you.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Like, I ask this to everybody hop on my stream.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I ask him. One billion per backshot. How many backshots
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: are you taking? Take your time.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Would you say one billion?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one billion per backshot. How many backshot are you taking? Damn.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: A billion dollars or a billion?
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: A billion dollars. Not yen, not Taiwanese dollars.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Dollars.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: US dollars. How much are you taking?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think?
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Or it's only got to be cash? It can be Bitcoin, whatever.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: It's a billion.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro. I'd have to look at some
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: of the math. I don't know.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Probably none, bro. I don't think, because I'm doing fine, bro.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Me, I don't care. You got to get that dick
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: out of me. I'm taking that shit till I'm dead.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: You got to get that dick out of me, dad.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I'm taking, I'm being a, yes, one billion, yes. Oh,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: my mom, one, yes, yes.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: That's the slot machine. That's not, I'm not saying that.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh. Winner It's like It'd be like a slot machine
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Just add like a When you hit the bonus On
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: a slot machine And the money.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Goes up Like that I feel it though I feel
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: it though That's kinda.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Cool Bro that's heavy though bro It is heavy But
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: how about this Would you let somebody Fuck you for
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: a bitcoin bro One?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah Nah I heard that shit going down I'm not
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: gonna take one For one bitcoin Get the fuck out
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: of here You gotta give me a million Or some
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: shit Obedience I'm not taking it For one bitcoin bro How.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Much is a Bitcoin worth right now? Oh, 64,000. Oh, shit.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going to rethink about it. Nah, bro. Nah, I
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: think I'm good. I won't take that for this money.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I'll take it for more.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Would you? What about that Tiger King? Will you let
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: him smash? He's getting out of prison in a year, bro.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: If you did like a stream with him, you meet
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: him when he gets out of prison?
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. And one pack shopper, what, millions?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I think even if you just have lunch with him
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: or y'all sing together or something, even if y'all just
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: And how much are you going to give me?
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: He ain't going to have nothing. He's just getting out
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of jail, bro. He's got a couple of endangered cats.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: That's about it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Nah, man.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Would you be him for Halloween?
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, if he's not going to get me drunk
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: or put some baby on me, I'll do it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: He might, bro, he just getting out of prison. He
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: gonna want to fucking touch something young, bro.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, never mind. I'm good.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: See me later, okay?
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan? Do you
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: guys have Halloween?
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: You know what's crazy? Damn. Damn. Fuck. Goddamn. My bad.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: No, bro, if you're around me, you start forgetting cat shit.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: This is contagious, bro.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: You know what's crazy?
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: You were born on Halloween.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: You're a Halloween baby, boy, because you're that fucking little
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: yellow pumpkin, homie.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: How the fuck you know my birthday is?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins. Bring up Asian pumpkin.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my birthday is at Halloween. What's an Asian pumpkin?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Let's just look at a normal pumpkin.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just the way they carve the eyes.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I don't remember any different. Do you have Taiwan Halloween?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: We don't have Taiwan Halloween We just call it Halloween
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: It's the same shit as y'all We do the same
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: thing Trick or treating You do Candies Dress up costume
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: All that It's the same shit.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: And what's a popular costume there Is it the same
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: as here Like a lumberjack Or politician Nah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Probably dragons Dragons Dragons I'll say Some Asian shit Chopstick
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Purified rice Some noodles Bao bun or something Bao Bao
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is that Banh mi Or Bao Bow bun?
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Little baby bun.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is bow bun?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, bun.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Them bitches are good, boy.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Nah, that shit is good. Have you ever had, um, like, like, like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: have you ever had, like, like, good noodles? No. Ramen? Nah.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: No, baby, I never had. Look at that bitch, though, boy.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit is good, though.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I'll hide one of them in my ass. Them bitches
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: look good, huh?
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Hide one in my ass? Damn, you're special.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass. Them
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: things are beautiful. Look at them.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: I'll put that shit on my dick. If you put
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: it in their ass, I'm putting it on my dick.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Type shit, boy. We'll pull up, boy. And we'll pull
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: up at a party, dog.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: I'll be fired, man.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I'll be fired, boy. You and me, it'll
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: be like our new food truck, but we serving the
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: shit our way.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: In our way? Yeah. Put it in the dick first,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: put it in the ass first, serve the people outside
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: for the $ 5. Jesus.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Bro, we're gonna end up on the Epstein list, bro.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah, we good. For me, we're not gonna
• 1:00:02
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• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: on the camera.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Right. Oh, there's no lies.
• 1:00:07
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• 1:00:10
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• 1:00:30
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: What you got?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Because I got so many questions for you, bro.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Because I'm curious about your life. Okay. Okay. So talk
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Mm. Talk to me. Yes. What the fuck is that
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: in your fucking water?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: It's water, lemon, ginger. I'm fasting today, man. I can't
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: eat today.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're muscling? You're muscling? For a day? No, I'm not.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just for a day. Just muscling around or whatever. Yeah,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: just fast. I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: once a week.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think you can fast for a day. I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: don't think that's how it works.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: But you could just do, sometimes I take a day
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: off and I just have salt and water and sometimes
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: black coffee.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, so do you have any kids? You got wife?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: No kids, no wife yet. But I work so hard, man.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: I work.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I like to work.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: If you work so hard, you can still got wife
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: and kids. They can support you.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna do... I would never have seen them
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: because I've been touring and everything. It's been hard to
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: be like in one place so my kid wouldn't know
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: me very good.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: And I would come home, he wouldn't know me and stuff.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Damn, man.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: And that would break my heart.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I feel bad, man. I feel like at the age
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: of 45, it's time, bro. It's time to start a family.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Got kids, hang up.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Retire live.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, we can't retire, bro.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? You don't have money?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've saved some money, but still, I like talking
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: to people. Dude, I'm getting to meet one of the
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: biggest streamers in the whole world today.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not that big yet, but I'm on the way, though.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I hope.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: But you're doing great.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing good, though. I'm doing good.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: But also, to get to meet somebody that's had your
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: experience in life, bro, you know, that's wild, bro.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: It is wild, bro. I feel like my life is
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: so wild. Wait, so you just like, you was a
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: comedian at first? You was doing like, how do I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: say that? Like stand-up comedian?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Stand-up comedian. I still am, but I started doing this
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: like six or seven years ago.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: So that's how you blow up.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Like from standing and people just find out you're mad, funny,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: and you start doing your own podcast. Yep.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: So you look like you got blessed too. Yeah. That's fine.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I think so. Got what you said?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Got blessed.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Got blessed.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: I think I got blessed for sure that people started
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: paying attention or something.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: That's the interesting part. And you don't really know why
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: people pay attention. And I think you got to be
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: careful not to get in your own ego and think like.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Are you too big for certain things? I feel like
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: for us, we'll never be too big for anything. At
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: the end of the day, we're still human. We're still
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: a human being. We got our own personality. Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like, you
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: could be president one day, you know? Like, because there's
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: podcasters now that some people say if they ran for
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: office that they could be president.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: So do you see any streamer could be a podcaster
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: or any podcaster could be a president?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: that person could be a president, right? Like, if they ran, like,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Candace Owens, Joe Rogan, I think if those people ran,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they would run.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know who Liam Bligh is.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're two of the biggest podcasters, right?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Would you see yourself being a president? No.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: and I don't know enough information, right? I think you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: need to know more information. But if you wanted to
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: have somebody that cares about people, I think that I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: would probably be good at that. But I don't like
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: what presidents do, because a lot of the shit they
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: seem like they do is, it just seems like kind of,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: sometimes a lot of them are involved in some evil shit.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's, like, money-wise and some crazy stuff.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, they're just, like, selling out their people and
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: all this kind of shit, you know?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: But I think with a streamer, I think one of
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: you guys could be president one day because it's becoming
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: more common that if they thought about maybe a couple
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: podcasters could, then they're going to think a streamer easily could.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: So who do you think it would be? Do you
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: think you would even run one day? Do you think if, like,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan. Do you
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: think you would have the ability to do it?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: I'm a kid, but I feel like no streamer can
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: do this, bro. And for me, I would never want
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: to be a president or like in Taiwan, even here.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: It's just too much. I don't want to love. I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: don't want to be happy. Do what I love to do, streaming,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: talk to people. I talk to cool people like you,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: experience life. I think that's why it matters, man. And
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: we're getting good money. We're living good.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: That's what's up.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Who could do it, though?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think nobody can do it. Nobody. Nobody can
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: be a president of the United States. I would love
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: to see that one day, because it would be fine
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: for a streamer to have one, but I don't think
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: nobody can do this.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: are coming in. What about in Taiwan? Could you be
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the president of Taiwan? Do y'all have president?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm too stupid. Yeah, we do have president.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Do they vote him in? Is it a democracy?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they vote it. Yeah. People in Taiwan vote it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Bring him up. Is he a good guy? Have you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: met him?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: He hasn't met you yet, bro?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Nah, man. I'm not... I told you.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Lai Chai Tai?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Lai Cheng Tai?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Lai... Lai Ching De.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Lai Ching De?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lai Ching De.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Lai Ching De? He hasn't met you yet?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Nah, I haven't met him yet. Bro. I would love
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: to meet him one day.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Why hasn't he met you, bro? How far away do
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: y'all live from each other?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Shit. From here?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, from where you live in Taiwan.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, not that far.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Like how far? 40 minutes or whatever?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some shit like that.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Motherfucker, he lives 40 minutes and he haven't fucking met you, dude?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, fuck they want to meet me for
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: like what I do. I didn't do nothing in the country.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: But you do, you represent possibility.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: That's what they say, but I don't know.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I just think he should meet you, man.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: I want to, man. I would love to meet you
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: one day.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Would you be willing to sit down with Lai Ching Tai?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for like a podcast or some shit?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Or a stream with him Yeah I'll sit down with
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: him Do people in Taiwan do they have a lot
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: of respect for the uh For the president?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: It's like It's like y'all too like some people don't
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: like the president Some people love it Okay so it's
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: like Yeah it's like A personality thing bro Um.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: I saw that you were on the cover of GQ
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: in Taiwan.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: That's fucking wild, bro.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: You think so? Yeah, bro.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: You don't think so? Did you think it was a model, bro?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Nah, I don't think I'm a model. Nah, I do
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: do fine in that pic. Have you ever been in
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: any magazine cover?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: No, I don't do, I do like, I work, I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: don't do like a lot of like mainstream stuff. I've
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: gotten offered things, but I don't like to do a
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: lot of that.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel you just love what you do in podcasting.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Because I work for myself.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know, nobody call me and says you have
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: to do, like I just get to work for myself.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: That's fine, that's fine.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: But this is wild, bro. That was crazy, dude.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm going to teach you some Mandarin. Okay. Say um.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you some say.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: How do you count to ten in Mandarin? What did
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: you just say? I don't think that's Mandarin. Oh, that's Cantonese, bro. Sorry.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I got that album in my car. Yeah. Donnie does
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Cantonese or whatever. You seen that?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, you got an album in your car?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I used to take a.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Damn, you got everything in your car.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to take a... Where you try to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: learn a language, you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Wait, I'm just speaking English?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Yes. So what I gotta learn about? I know how
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: to speak English a little bit.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Some, but you can do better. But I want to
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: learn some of your language.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you. Say, 我是娘炮。 我是娘炮。 Yeah, say, 我是個老頭。
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: 沒有家人。 沒有小孩。 我是個老頭。 沒有家人。 沒有家人。 Is that good? Yes!
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Let me do that one again. You know what I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: just say? Let me do that one more time, can I?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: 我是娘炮。 我是娘炮。 我是個老頭。 I don't have a family.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: No children.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: No children. Yes.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Thanks, bro. You want to know what I just say?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: What you just say? Yeah. You just say, I'm gay.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I'm old as fuck. I don't have kids. I don't
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: got wife. Oh, damn, bro.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude. It's gonna fucking hurt
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: my feelings when.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: I see it. Damn, man. I mean, I'm sorry, uncle.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: But then, I mean, I offer you to call me
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: a chinchon. You don't want to. I don't want to.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: I'll let you call me a Ching Chong.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to help.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: Wait, is there any Asian hop on the podcast?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Have we had any? Yeah.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Bobby Lee, we have.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molested by.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Down syndrome guy.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Damn, man.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: He's a famous Asian that got molested by a down
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: syndrome guy.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Shout out to you, bro. Let's do a stream together.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Bobby Lee.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: He's one of my good friends. Have you never met him?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I never met him. What he do? He do comedian,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: like you, podcast?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: He's a great comedian.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: I would love to meet him, man.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: And he has one of the biggest podcast bad friends.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Like Bobby?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bobby, yeah. Bobby and Andrew Santino. Who else? Uncle Raja?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Uncle Raja? I fuck Uncle Raja. Wait, Uncle Roger hopped
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: on a podcast before like this? Yeah. How long was it?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: One years ago.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: So only Uncle Roger and Bobby Lee?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Bobby Lee.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: That's it?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: James Lee, a guy, James Lee, a conspiracy guy.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine. Wait, who's James Lee?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Or he talks about like different political stuff. This is him.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know who's that, man.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: No, is that him?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I just a bunch of Asians. That's all I see.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: But I like Asians, bro.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. I mean, got good food. You got to
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: go to Taiwan one day, man.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Would you take me?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'll take you, bro. Just let me know. Call
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: my phone, bro. I'll take you around. Show you around
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: the world. Show you around the food.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: And do they, what about the ladies there? Would you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: get a Taiwanese wife or would you get an American wife,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: do you think?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: I don't really care. Whatever works, works. You feel me?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Have you been in love before?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah, in high school.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Dang, what happened?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: What happened? I moved to the States.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: No, and you left her?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Yup. I left that bitch in the fucking Taiwan. Oh, damn, bro.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, bro? Bro, she's gonna hear, her feelings
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: are gonna be hurt.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: She won't see this shit. I mean, shit. She can't
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: even speak English. She speaks Mandarin.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: You're the love of her life. She's gonna fucking, she's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: gonna figure it out, bro. She's gonna have a translator.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: It's okay. She can see that.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: What's her name?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I won't see her. I'm cute but I forgot.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bad, bad, bad.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: It's too long ago. Yeah, I don't want to say
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: her name.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: .
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: .
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: .
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: .
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: .
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: .
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Like some white folks like.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Honky.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: They say honky a lot of times.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: What that mean?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: That's a... Bring up honky. How did honky start?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Honky was kind of like.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: You can be racist to your own... Yeah. On racist,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: it's called friendly fire.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: You can do that.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you right about that shit, bro. Let me get...
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I got to start.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Honky.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: I got to get my racism up, man.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: That's insane, man. Damn.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Times have changed, bro.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Honky.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Asians coming to our country and teaching us how to
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: be more racist. Honky, a derogatory term for a white
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: person likely originated in the early 20th century. Deriving from honky,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: a star for a... No, it was because people would
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: honk when they went across the street.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, like white stuff? I think everybody honk when they
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: see people like across the street with red eyes.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, what should we stream about, bro?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Bro, listen.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Streaming is like whatever you do, wherever you... Like, people
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: watch you because they love to watch you. Lots of
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: the personality about you, the love, the character about you.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: That's why streaming is like, no matter what you do,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: they're gonna watch it.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Is it hard to read someone to like, there's so
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: many things coming up, right? Because this is the thing,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: it's like a different generation, right? Like, I've never done
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: a stream. Sometimes I like stuff that's in the moment,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: but sometimes I don't want to spend a whole day
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: doing that. It seems like a lot of pressure.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: You do get tired sometimes, because you got to keep entertaining,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: you got to high energy.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Is it hard to read all the comments that come up,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: or how do you do that? Or somebody else does it?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: It's not that hard. I read it myself.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: You do?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I read it myself.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What's one of the toughest?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Because I used to. I already used to it. You
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: feel me? I've been streaming for like two years. Right.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I already used to like watching a chat and then
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: I just do certain things.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: hurt your feelings or no?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they call me, they be telling me open my eyes.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: And they be calling me smoke dick. Yeah. Every time.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: That's basic shit though.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: Nah, every time there's a dog pass by, they say
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: don't try it. Don't try to eat a dog.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: All that. But I'm used to it. It's okay. I
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: don't really care.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Is that a true thing that people in some countries
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: actually will eat certain animals?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to put you on. Listen.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Some countries do eat dogs and cats, but in my country,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: they don't. I'm going to put you on what country
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: eat dogs and cats. China, they eat dogs and cats. Vietnamese,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: they eat dogs and cats.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: I knew that. Yeah. Other countries, they don't. It's only
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: certain countries, though.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Let's say you had to have one. Bring up a
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: couple of dogs. Bring up a couple of pitchers. What
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: pup do you have? Say you gotta have one.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: What type of dog? I want whatever dog. It's cute.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna eat a cute one?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to get a cute one and a
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: buff one.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: So when somebody come like break in the house, trying
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: to rob me, the dog gonna get your ass.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, what about a B, Sean? Bring up a little
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Scottish Terrier or a B, Sean. Do you have a dog?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I do not have a dog.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: I don't even have a fucking family.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Damn, man.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: You got no family, no dogs? Come on, bro.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's a trade-off, man.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: But that's a.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like, for you, it's time. Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: At the age of 45, it's time, man. You're not
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: my dad's age. I'm going to give you a book.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, what if we were father and son, bro?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That would be tough. Who got, like,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: a white dad and Asian kids?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro, I would
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: love you, bro.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: If you were my son, I would be so proud
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: of you, bro.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Damn, man. I really appreciate that, bro. You're so proud
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: of me, bro.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I would be.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Damn, I would probably like that too, bro.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: You would?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, man.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Thanks, bro.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I would go to work every day. I would tell
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: people about my son. I would wear a picture of
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: you in a button on my shirt.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: That's how proud you're going to be?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Damn, man. I would really appreciate that, uncle.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I would get a tattoo of you on my back too.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: Damn. I would really appreciate that, bro.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: People say, that's your son? People say, what does your
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: son look like? And I would take my shirt off
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: at work and show him my back.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: If you're my dad, I would tattoo you on my dick.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, you're not helping, bro.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, some of this shit, you fucking got to go
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: back to your country and rewire, bro.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: You got a bad shit.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got some bad semiconductors, bro.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Listen, because when you fuck, you can be like, oh,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: my dad is going to be proud of me, so
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: I want to go harder.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: You feel me? Us, us, us, us.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's true, Connie.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I get it now.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: I'm proud of you, too, bro. I'm really proud of you, bro.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Type shit, man.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: You're a legend, bro. You're a legend, man.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that, bruh, but I'm happy to
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: be alive.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Nah, you are a legend, bro.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Let's figure out, you're a legend, man.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Hope so.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: You could be president.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: You don't gotta be a legend to be a president.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: You could be first Asian on the moon, bruh.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: That is some legendary shit.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, they're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bruh.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Wait, do you think they're really taking people to the moon,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: or that's fake? Some people say it's fake. Some people
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: say it's real. So what do you think?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: You guys would know better than me. What do you think? Me?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's real. That's how I feel like.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: The moon ain't that far, bro.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: The moon ain't that far. You can see the moon
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: when you're outside.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know that.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: You can't see like uh nebraska when i'm.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Outside what's nebraska is that a country yeah it's like
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: a little country in america.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: Damn how long can i go over there like 10
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: 10 years.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Bro america's only like 4 000 miles across bro you
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: could easily get to the fucking moon bro.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: I don't i don't know bro I don't know, bro.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Bro, if you get to the moon, bro. But here's
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: the thing. I might need to teleport. Bring back up
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: them dogs real quick. Let's pick one out if you
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: had to have a snack or something.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: A snack? Which dog I want to feed?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: No, which dog would you have? Yeah, like say you
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: had to. I know your culture doesn't do it, but
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: if you had to, and I know who does do it,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Chinese and Vietnamese.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Like eat it?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had to eat one dog. If I
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: want to eat any dog? I wouldn't eat anyone.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: You said something cute. You said you would eat something cute.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: I feel bad, man.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I feel bad too, bro. You think I want this
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: shit to happen?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. At the end of the day,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: they're still a spirit. They're still an animal. I don't
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: want to eat them, bro.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I feel bad, man. I don't want you to, bro.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, say you're in a.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Eat that little chubby one on the left, bro.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Bring that bitch up on the left, the.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Top left, bro.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: What you mean, bro?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Somebody eating that bitch, bro.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: What you mean eat that, bro? That's a cute dog, bro.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: It's just fat. I'm just saying, bro. He dead, boy.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Bring that second one up then. He ain't even walking
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: no more, bro.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Nah, bro. You got to chill. I'm not eating no dog, bro.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm just saying if you had to. I'm not
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: saying you need to.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: If you had to, I'm going to just die, man.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro. Don't be like that, bro. A dog would
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: give up his life for you, bro.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: I would give a life of a dog, bro.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie then. It's you and
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: a dog. Both y'all are starving just laying there next.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: To each other. We should do a movie.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: What would it be though?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Whatever. Have you ever been on a movie before?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I just made a movie with my friend. It comes
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: out in April, yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Can I watch it?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can watch it.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Wait, you're a director or you're in the movie?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: We wrote it and paid for it and we're in it.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Let me know next time you need any actor. Let
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: me know next time you need any Asian actor. Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: I'll be down, feel me? Yes.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: That's what we could do, bro.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be fired, man.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Ray goes to the moon.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, we should make a movie. Ray and
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Uncle Ron go to the moon.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: And guess what? The gay people are going to be
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: there and it's going to be a whole story.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I love it, bro.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: That's insane, man.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: We got to stream together too, man. Do you have
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: any final questions for me, bro? I think we did
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: some good stuff, huh?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. It's a cool vault. I fuck with you, bro.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: You're a cool uncle, bro.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I'll respect, boy.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Nah, bro.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: You're a cool uncle, bro.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, bro. It's just good to meet people.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: It's good to see people doing something different. You know
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: what I think, guys? I feel like people like you.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: You don't feel like you have to put on for
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: people that much. You don't feel very desperate for them
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: to like you.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Or like you don't feel like that. It doesn't come
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: across that way to me. And so that's something I
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: think is pretty cool, you know?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Because we all want people to like us, right? But
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: to what extent do we go to for that, you know?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: And to you, I think from you, it kind of
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: reminds me of just like, you know, trying to be yourself,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: live your life, and that the right people will come along.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Living life, be happy, bro. That's the goal, bro.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: That's it, bro.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Getting money, bro.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got a gift for you, too.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Will she bring that gift up? You got a gift?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: I got a gift for you today.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I feel bad I didn't have a
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: gift for you. I feel bad, man.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: You're here, bro. That's a gift.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: I'm the gift? Oh, my God, Uncle. Thank you, bro.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: That's a gift, bro.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Wait, is this you?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: No, that's our friend. My friend, a comedian friend of mine,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: his nephew died in Australia. That's him. We keep him
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: on set.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: So he died?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: He died. He's a helicopter pilot. His name is Max.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: R.I.P., bro. R.I.P., man.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: R.I.P. When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Do they have heaven there? What's the, like, what is
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: the thoughts that people have there about it?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Like, people dead? I mean, we'll never know, but, like,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: people go to front, you know? For a note, sometimes
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: they burn themselves. Sometimes they throw it to the sea.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they plant it under the tree.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Do they bury bodies in your country?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: They bury it in the ground.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: This is your house?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I live here, yeah.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: I like your house. It's a cool house. It's good. Yeah.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: We got this for you right here, bro.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Does your neighbors know you're famous?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know we're here.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, what's this?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: It's a gift, man.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: It's a gift for me? Yeah. Oh, my.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: What's this? Nate Robinson?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Those are Nate Robinson's shoes right there, bro.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: Wait, can I wear this?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can if you want. I mean, you don't
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: have to show. If you have a shoe thing, you
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: don't have to do that. No, because I'm with Adidas. Oh,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: you are?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: It's okay, though. It's okay, man.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: It can just be a gift.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: It's a gift, bro. I'll take it. Oh, my God.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Nate Robinson actually has good shoes. Thank you, uncle.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: He was the original Kasi Nat, man. And he's a bro.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: If you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro. Yeah,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: he's funny. Bro, he's one of the greats, bro.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: Why are you loving him so much?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: He just has a big personality, and he was one
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: of those guys when you saw him, bro, and you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: saw him on the court, he made you feel like, oh, fuck,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I could get out and do some shit.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, I feel you, bro. You know? I got to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: give you some Adidas shoes.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I would love to have a pair. But
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: you gave us your time today, bro. And I think
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: that the same people think of you when they see like, oh,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: this guy makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like anything will happen, bro. You never know. Just
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: keep it going. Be positive, bro. You never know, bro.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: You will be like me one day, bro.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to be like Van one day, man.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, bro.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: That's that mail order nephew right here, brother.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you, bro. And you're cool as uncle, bro. You're
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: cool as country uncle, bro. Yeah.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: I gotta have some white in my life.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm gonna get you down there, bro.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cause all my friends black.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: I noticed.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: We gonna get you out there, boy.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: I need some white friend in my life.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Have you been to a rodeo before?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: What's that? Bro. Broadway?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: No, have you been to like a rodeo with the animals?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: You could ride on the sheep. Nah, you gotta take me. Bro,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I would love to.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, take me on stream right after this.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they have a rodeo today here.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: It's okay. Wait, so, wait, quick question. What you been
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: doing like when you like have free time?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Mostly work, man. I go perform. I just got back
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: from LA last night. I had three shows there this weekend. Damn.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: I would love to go to your show.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, it'd be good, bro. Have you done stand-up before?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Nah. But that's the crazy thing because y'all's whole thing
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: is like stand-up because it just keeps going.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: What's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Toughest thing about streaming, man?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Like what's something about it that's tough that people don't
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: really realize?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Probably the hate we're getting. We're getting so many hate
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: on Twitter. They just want to see it down for us.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: And who's doing the hate? Is it any type of person?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You never know. Those clippers on Twitter, bro.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: You think it's China?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Nah, they probably don't give a fuck. I don't think
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: they give a fuck about a streamer. Yeah, it's just
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of hate. But like, I take it though.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: I take the hate because, you feel me? I got
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: I'm living life. I'm happy. You feel me? I'll take
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: the hate though for that, yeah.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Did you buy your parents something when you got a
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: little bit of bread or what happened?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just Chinese New Year.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: I sent them almost like $ 10, 000.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Did you really? Let's go.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. My parents are proud of me, bro. Yeah, bro.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I love you, man.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm proud to meet you, bro. It's an honor.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: It's an honor to meet a young, just a young king,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: a young guy that's doing something different. It's an honor
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: to meet somebody that's kind of like, that's an immigrant
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: that's still proving that you could be, you know what
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, that people could come to a new place
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: and do something new. I think, yeah, you just embody
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: a lot of that, bro. So a lot of respect.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Thanks for showing up.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, TioVon. And visiting just, yeah, just
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: an unk in the- Thank you so much, uncle. An
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: unk in the universe, bro.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, man.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Ray, you guys can check him out. You know where
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: he's at, man. But yeah, if you want to learn
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: about a streamer or somebody that you don't know about already,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: this is the guy. So thanks, brother.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, bro.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Amen, brother.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: Thank you, bro. It's a good podcast, man. Now I'm
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: I found. I can feel it in my bones.