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Where Were You Conceived? · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: do it right now. My question is very simple. And
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  Speaker 1: I really want to know with Katie, because I know
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  Speaker 1: with you two, Jed and I share a same experience.
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  Speaker 1: Ashley believes it was potentially in a basement. Do either
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  Speaker 1: of you know? Any of you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Ashley does.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know Katie's, and I don't know if Katie
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  Speaker 1: does know, and maybe we're going to have to have
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  Speaker 1: Katie investigate this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 3: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: The question is, where were you conceived?
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: And believe me, I never asked or wanted to know.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 4: I always wanted to know that.
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  Speaker 2: Text Nance Pants right now.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you'll have a heart attack.
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  Speaker 2: Why would she have a heart attack?
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  Speaker 4: She's like a little sweetheart. She's like, we don't talk
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  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. You don't want to know where
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  Speaker 2: you were made?
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  Speaker 3: Not at all.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know.
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  Speaker 3: That is a part of the unknown.
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay with not knowing.
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  Speaker 2: Potentially Disney or Cruise. That's sick. A cruise, baby? International waters.
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  Speaker 4: Like a floating casino.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Maritime law.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Think about that. That's amazing. So is Jed. You
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  Speaker 2: could be a cruise baby. Did your parents ever go
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  Speaker 2: on a cruise?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so, no.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know, though. You never asked.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't.
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  Speaker 8: Or Katie, she's from Wisconsin. A lot of lakes up there.
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  Speaker 8: She could be a lake baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you were born on a, or not born, but
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  Speaker 2: conceived on a boat.
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone know where they were conceived? Is that something
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  Speaker 1: that you would want to know about? Like, to me,
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  Speaker 1: that I really wanted to know. The fact that it
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  Speaker 1: could be at, it was at Port Orleans. When we
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  Speaker 1: did a broadcast one time, they put us in that hotel.
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  Speaker 1: And you tried to find a room.
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  Speaker 2: I was so excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I literally, I was asking my dad, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what room do you think it was? He couldn't figure
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  Speaker 1: it out. My mom says cruise. My dad says Disney.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, think about it. Doesn't that make sense? I'm
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  Speaker 2: an annual pass holder. Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: I love Disney. It tracks.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's why. Maybe it's because, like, you know, my
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  Speaker 2: parents ate, you know, Mickey Mouse waffles before it happened.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was in the night or
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  Speaker 2: the morning. I don't know how they like to get
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  Speaker 2: it on. I would assume right after, you know, they
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  Speaker 2: got married, they probably did three or four times.
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  Speaker 6: Why not?
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  Speaker 8: Possibly.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get it on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. None of that bothers me. I know
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  Speaker 2: that my parents, you know, at least used to. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if they still do. Yes, my dad, probably not. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: my mom, probably not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure every once in a while they drink. But
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't bother me. It bothers you, Katie, I can tell.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you want to know?
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  Speaker 8: It's my parents but imagine Katie if.
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  Speaker 3: It was like imagine in a world yeah if it.
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  Speaker 8: Were in a cool like landmark like Joe Joe can
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  Speaker 8: actually go and visit if it was in Port Orleans
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  Speaker 8: which he did that's cool I want to see like
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  Speaker 8: oh this is the spot where it happened.
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  Speaker 9: You just like like your origin story yes.
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  Speaker 10: Because I want to know like why would you do
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  Speaker 10: it there what made you do it like was it
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  Speaker 10: special see.
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  Speaker 3: Now even that Ashley I don't want to know I
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  Speaker 3: don't need to peel back the layers of that onion
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  Speaker 3: I've never asked my real dad let's see if he's
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  Speaker 3: up y'all know he love being on the radio Let's
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  Speaker 3: see if we answer.
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  Speaker 2: See, this is text. Text your mom.
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  Speaker 3: You're so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Have her wake up to this text.
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning. You're on the radio, so don't say naughty words, okay?
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  Speaker 6: Good grief.
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  Speaker 4: I have a question for you, okay?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Where was I conceived? Where'd you guys get it on at?
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, you're like, oh, she's having number two.
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  Speaker 6: Which house?
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  Speaker 4: Which house? I figured it would be in a basement.
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  Speaker 4: Is it grandma's house?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, how'd it go down? Did you guys have music?
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  Speaker 4: Was it on the couch that I used to sleep on?
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  Speaker 6: No, I think it was on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: You had my mom on the floor?
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  Speaker 3: Did you even put a pallet down with some covers?
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  Speaker 6: Girl, back then, I didn't think about no covers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Did you guys have the lights on or lights off?
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  Speaker 6: I don't remember that. It was just whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Were you guys sober or drunk?
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  Speaker 6: You might have been a mixture, babe. Wait, what do
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  Speaker 6: you mean?
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  Speaker 4: You guys are a little tipsy.
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  Speaker 6: It is among other things. Oh.
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  Speaker 11: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I don't want to hear anymore.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I was just wondering. All right, cool. I
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  Speaker 4: figured it was in a basement, grandma's house. Not on
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  Speaker 4: the floor. I thought, you know, I respected my mom
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  Speaker 4: a little bit, put her on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: Floor makes sense.
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  Speaker 6: We did it in Garfield Park and Leeson Park everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: At the golf park?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Where?
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  Speaker 6: Of course, but on the other part.
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  Speaker 5: Where?
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  Speaker 3: The bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: Where?
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  Speaker 6: Outside.
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  Speaker 4: Like in a car?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: You are not. Well, what was Megan conceived? My older sister.
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  Speaker 6: I think at the house, too.
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  Speaker 4: On the floor or back for that one?
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  Speaker 1: Nah, that was a B.
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  Speaker 4: That's all I want to know. Thank you for answering
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  Speaker 4: the phone.
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  Speaker 6: That's what the topic was today?
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And I will not text my mom.
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  Speaker 4: I'll call you when we have another topic pertaining to you.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, one Monday night before last.
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  Speaker 4: You say what?
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  Speaker 6: One Monday night before last. On FanDuel. FanDuel?
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  Speaker 2: He wants some money on FanDuel.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you want some money. Oh, how much you win?
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  Speaker 6: What was it? $ 290. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 10: Send me $ 90 of it if you love me.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, you're a floor baby.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Send me $ 30.
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  Speaker 4: Buy me dinner.
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  Speaker 6: I bought you dinner last time.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do it this time.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I got to go.
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  Speaker 10: Love you.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 8: That's the best.
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  Speaker 2: You really got to ask. Just ask.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to text her. Let me talk to
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  Speaker 3: her tonight.
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  Speaker 4: She's got a prepper.
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  Speaker 2: Call her right now.
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  Speaker 4: No way.
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  Speaker 2: Why not call her right now? I cannot.
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  Speaker 3: It's my mother.
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  Speaker 2: That's her mother. Come on. This is a big moment
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  Speaker 2: on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I literally cried already today.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: My quote is complete for today.
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  Speaker 2: Now, sad about dad. Now, think about a happy thing
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  Speaker 2: like him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my parents baking cookies.
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  Speaker 2: Him getting his release.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God, Kate.
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  Speaker 8: Come on.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God, Kate.
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  Speaker 10: It's 7.40 in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, thank.
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  Speaker 2: You, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Alvin.
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  Speaker 2: Alvin, hey.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You were conceived in New York City.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, around December. I always tell people to count nine
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  Speaker 11: months back from your birthday to tell what they were celebrating.
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  Speaker 11: My parents were actually celebrating my father's birthday.
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  Speaker 8: That's a good birthday gift.
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  Speaker 2: That is a great birthday gift. Come on, that's what
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  Speaker 2: every guy wants.
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  Speaker 8: Were you the firstborn son?
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  Speaker 11: Let's investigate.
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  Speaker 2: What month is your birthday again?
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  Speaker 3: March.
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  Speaker 8: March, baby.
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  Speaker 4: What were they celebrating?
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  Speaker 8: There's a good chance it could have been over 4th
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  Speaker 8: of July.
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  Speaker 9: Almost.
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  Speaker 3: My dad was very patriotic. Yeah, he was. Fireworks were
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  Speaker 3: growing up in that bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Born in the USA! Yeah, did they make love to
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen and the National Anthem?
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  Speaker 3: That's a very good possibility.
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  Speaker 8: Or Lee Greenwood. I'm proud to be an American.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe Yankee Doodle?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: That is a possibility.
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  Speaker 2: Alvin, we love you. Shannon New Year's Eve party in Chicago.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: My parents used to live in Chicago. New Year's Eve
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  Speaker 12: party in Chicago, Illinois. And my aunt and uncle were
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  Speaker 12: at the same party. My cousin was conceived there, too.
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  Speaker 12: I was born like 12 hours before her on September 30th,
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  Speaker 12: and she was born October 1st.
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  Speaker 2: No way. You think they were like high-fiving during that moment?
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  Speaker 10: I mean, knowing my parents, probably.
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  Speaker 2: Good for them. That's some fun stuff. I can't believe, Shannon,
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  Speaker 2: why doesn't Katie want to know him?
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 12: When my parents told me, I was like, what?
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  Speaker 7: And then when we found out, my cousin did it.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I want. Plugging my ears.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Katie's got it. I think that this would unlock
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  Speaker 1: so much. If Katie called her mom and asked this,
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  Speaker 1: I think Katie then goes, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't that bad. I'm going to start calling her
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  Speaker 2: and asking her all these questions.
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  Speaker 12: I think you should do it.
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  Speaker 5: My mom's my best friend.
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  Speaker 12: This is why I know these things. I think you
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  Speaker 12: should do it, Katie. Come on.
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  Speaker 4: My mom is my best friend, too. But she said
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  Speaker 4: we ain't talking about that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Mom. Hi, what are you doing? Why were you
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  Speaker 2: just talking before you? Who are you talking to this early?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm getting all my medicine together.
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  Speaker 2: All right, good. Mom, Katie won't call her mom and
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  Speaker 2: ask where she was conceived. Why is that?
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  Speaker 5: Chelsea, defend me.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't think.
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  Speaker 9: That that's... Listen, it's bizarre that you know because your
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  Speaker 9: dad wants to tell everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no. Ashley called her dad and her dad informed
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  Speaker 2: her that it was on the floor.
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  Speaker 8: I agree.
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  Speaker 9: House well there you go because it's men that love.
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  Speaker 10: To brag about it women do not and your dad
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  Speaker 10: is wrong anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Where was I conceived on a cruise ship do you
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  Speaker 1: remember that night specifically.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there's only been a couple of times, Joe.
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  Speaker 5: Of course they do.
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  Speaker 2: I would assume after marriage, it was probably multiple times
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  Speaker 2: a day, right?
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not talking about that.
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  Speaker 3: It's too early for this.
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  Speaker 8: How is it too early?
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  Speaker 3: For Joe's mom.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: She's starting her day.
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  Speaker 2: Where was Jacob conceived?
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  Speaker 9: I'm not talking about my sex life, and I don't
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  Speaker 9: want to know about yours.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm curious. What about Jacob?
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  Speaker 9: Jacob, I'm not sure because it was.
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  Speaker 5: Difficult to conceive him.
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  Speaker 6: So I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's harder to make the gays.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 4: They're more special. You're a little unicorn.
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  Speaker 6: And then.
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  Speaker 1: Someone who is anti-gay, my other brother, he was easy
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  Speaker 1: to conceive from what I hear. he's in a frat
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  Speaker 1: actually matter of fact he's in a frat he's gay
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  Speaker 1: so where was he conceived.
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  Speaker 10: Well that was after a fight that was oh makeup
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  Speaker 10: yeah yeah yeah in other words you were wrong in
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  Speaker 10: the fight and you felt bad correct nice.
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  Speaker 4: Wow never admit you're wrong chelsea.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I do with that one because something special came
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  Speaker 9: out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll let you have that one.
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  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, he is in a frat, so
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  Speaker 2: he is special.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Is your dad the one that told you?
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  Speaker 8: Both my parents, I think, told me. My parents have
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  Speaker 8: no shame in sharing it with me. I think it's important.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's important.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's shameful. It's your origin story.
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  Speaker 8: It is your origin story.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it is.
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  Speaker 9: I think your story can start with your birth story.
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  Speaker 5: You don't need more than that.
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  Speaker 9: You want to hear when your parents have sex?
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  Speaker 5: That's gross.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it, but I'll hear about it.
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  Speaker 8: Well, think about it from this perspective, Chelsea. If we're
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  Speaker 8: making a movie, correct? It's kind of cool to get
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  Speaker 8: a behind-the-scenes look of how the script is written. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: it is. You don't want to just wait until the
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  Speaker 8: movie release date.
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  Speaker 2: You want the previews. The director's cut's pretty interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Making the band.
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  Speaker 8: Let me just say this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not making a movie about my sex life.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: But if you were, what movie would it be?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: This is too early to think.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea. I'm bad with movies.
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  Speaker 2: The Jacobs would have been Fifty Shades of Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I love you.
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  Speaker 5: I love you more.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to end on five, you can. Five
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  Speaker 2: is great. It's not a scary thing to ask, Katie.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say it was scary. I just don't want
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  Speaker 3: to hear it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she does not want to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Meredith, why do you think Katie doesn't want to
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  Speaker 2: hear it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to picture it yet.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to picture it. I'm not like asking
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  Speaker 2: my mom.
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  Speaker 3: And being like, oh. You're asking your dad what your
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  Speaker 3: hotel room is.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, do you have Polaroids of that?
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  Speaker 2: They actually, it was so long ago, you know what
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  Speaker 2: they had for my parents? They had the guy who
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  Speaker 2: gets under the sheet. It's like the dust comes out
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  Speaker 2: when they flash it.
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  Speaker 3: That's what the chair in the corner of the hotel
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  Speaker 3: room is for.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they had that in my parents' room. They
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  Speaker 2: used to have that. They used to have one. They'd
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  Speaker 2: have clothes on it all the time. But some nights
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  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be. Hey, Meredith, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, how are you today?
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  Speaker 2: Did your parents have a cock chair as well? I'm
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  Speaker 2: just kidding. Where were you conceived?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 7: So I was conceived at an apartment complex called Meredith Manor.
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  Speaker 7: And it sits right, it's still there today, outside the
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  Speaker 7: University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa, outside the Bryant-Denny Stadium. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Roll Tide.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Roll Tide. Huge Alabama fan. But yeah, that's where
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  Speaker 7: my name comes from, Meredith.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: To be named that, like, that's, that's awesome. See, like,
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  Speaker 2: why were you born and named Catherine?
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  Speaker 4: I was named after Katharine Hepburn.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, maybe they were watching a movie. Oh, Breakfast at Tiffany's?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they were knocking boots, watching a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I think we figured it out.
• 14:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we did.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Meredith, what do you think about that? I think we
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: figured out Katie's origin story.
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: That's pretty cool.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: But you know what?
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: My parents are still together after 54 years. So I
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: guess it was a good thing.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: It was a great thing. Meredith, we love you.
• 15:02
  Speaker 8: I got a question for Joe. Where do you want
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: your baby conceived once.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: You and Alyssa get married?
• 15:08
  Speaker 8: Because you get married in December. So that means that
• 15:12
  Speaker 8: hypothetically speaking, if you were to get... So that means
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: it would be a November baby.
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: No, February.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: February.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: We go in February.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: Nine months.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: That's very close to holiday.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: That would be a Scorpio baby too.
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: That's heated. You don't want a heated baby.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Then again.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: But it separates the birthdays.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Italian, Scorpio, tracksuits, gold chains. It sounds like you're spawning
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: the Antichrist.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: I don't like it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Are you saying my people are The Antichrist?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: We're actually the closest to Christ. I don't know if
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: you ever heard of it.
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: What do you mean, your people?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: The Vatican.
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: Your people are Cuban.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I'm Italian just as much. And I'm in a tracksuit,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: so I'm a little bit more Italian today, too.
• 15:57
  Speaker 10: Yes, he is.
• 15:58
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 15:59
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