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Case Of The Mondays! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.11.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. In your heart, you know what you like
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  to do. And now for something completely different.
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  Alright, so there was a Spirit Airline employee
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  that is out of a job, and they reached out to
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  James Charles to see if he could share the GoFundMe.
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  And here is how he reacted. I just got a DM on
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  here from a girl that said, Good morning, James.
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  I know you'll probably never see this, but...
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  If you could just give one minute to read, it
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  would really mean a lot to me. You're a sociopath,
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  bro. I don't care how much money and how much
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  stuff you have. You're a loser. I'm really struggling
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  right now because... You're a privileged douche.
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  Your airline is just out for bankruptcy and I
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  have lost my job. You're so funny. No one in
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  your career hasn't taken off without daddy's
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  money. You're a loser. Here's a GoFundMe link.
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  Any donations help. Now listen, I think the GoFundMe
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  thing's a little out of control. I think it's
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  a little ridiculous. I have people reach out
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  to me for GoFundMes for stuff. I try to share
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  the ones that, you know, I don't know. But the
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  thing is, I don't make fun of it. I'm sure they
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  do, sweetheart. I'm sure they do. You know what
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  else would help you? Getting another job. Hey,
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  you want to help him get the job? You got a bitch
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  laugh face, dude. You're a nine. Yeah, try that.
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  Because in the... You know how easy it is to
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  find a job on Indeed? Shut up! The time that
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  it took you to copy and paste the same fuck -ass
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  message to myself, who you don't follow, by the
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  way, and... I'm having for bed! I do think it
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  is kind of weird that you would think a sociopathic
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  loser... That makes all gay people look bad like
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  him and care about you. That's where that girl
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  messed up. Mm -hmm. Probably a hundred other
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  influencers and celebrities. You could have applied
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  for a hundred other jobs, but you didn't because
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  you're a lazy piece of shit. All right, that's
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  where you're out of control. Dude, weren't you,
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  like, allegedly grooming people? You're in no
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  state. I hope all the skeletons in your closet
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  come out. Mm -hmm. Because we know that James
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  Charles likes to come out. You're entitled. No.
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  No, you're entitled. You're a sociopathic brat.
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  And you think the influences in celebrities should
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  fund your life for you. It is kind of infuriating
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  how this guy has the money. I know there's somebody
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  listening to my show right now that's stuck in
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  traffic and they're just trying to get by in
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  life. And they're like, man, I make $60 ,000
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  a year. I have to work 40 hours plus overtime.
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  I work so hard. And this douchebag is just bored
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  into money. Why, why would I ever help you? You're
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  not a fan. You don't even follow me. You've never
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  supported me. This is your first time DMing.
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  And you think that I'm going to send you money
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  because you lost your job? Oh my God. Welcome
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  to the real world. You don't know a thing about
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  the real world. Shut up. Stop talking. You don't
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  know a thing about the real world. You were born
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  into money. Everybody online was saying you're
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  a Rothschild. I don't know if that's true, but
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  you were definitely born into money. You don't
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  know a thing about the real world. This is what
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  I can't stand about the rich and elite. They're
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  not all heartless. You know what I've noticed
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  about the rich and elite? The ones that were,
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  you know, not born into money. The ones that
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  had to earn the money have more relatability
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  than asswipes like him that have no accountability.
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  People lose their jobs every fucking day and
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  you're white, pretty, and able -bodied. You're
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  in a much better position than a lot of other
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  people out here. And so are you. You could have
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  just easily ignored to go fund me. You know how
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  many times I get messaged? never shame them it's
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  bad juju it's bad karma you're walking bad karma
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  you're a bitch who are trying clearly much harder
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  to make a better life for themselves why would
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  we fucking help you wow why would anybody want
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  to hang out with you why would charlotte demean
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  or whatever that girl's name was hanging on but
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  he's a loser let me say it again loser you're
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  the worst aside from that 17 ,000 people lost
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  their jobs at beer airlines. Why do you think
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  you need to go fund me? Girl, no! Beer's the
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  best to pay! You know, dating him would be the
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  worst. It would be equivalent to dating a cloud
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  -chasing girl that uses you for your money. And
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  then when you break up, she spills all the beans!
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  I can at least, like, 1 % respect the mentality
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  of closed mouths don't get fed, doesn't hurt
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  the tribe. Oh, yeah. You know James Charles knows
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  about closed mouths. Honestly, it does hurt the
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  tribe because now you pissed me off. you seem
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  like you're always pissed off you're a douche
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  okay i'm not the one you know if this person
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  was underage she would help go find fucking mr
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  reese this is literally his entire shit i'm sure
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  the next youtube video is literally gonna be
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  like i've rehired all 70 000 of the spirit airlines
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  employees and it's gonna be the real life hunger
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  game the last one of them to leave the spirit
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  airlines plane gets to be the ceo of the new
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  company and gets a house wow he is coked up how
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  much cocaine have Dynamite. $10 million that
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  everybody else dies. Like, go find that video
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  to compete in, baby. I'm not helping you. I'm
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  not fucking helping you. All you did was... Oh,
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  and of course, in the comment section, comedian
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  Godfrey's like, you're going out of the point.
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  Shut your ass. You're another ancient elite,
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  unfunny, race -baiting comedian. Lost your job,
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  okay? Welcome to the real world. I can at least
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  understand if you were like, James, I'm a longtime
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  fan. Here's a trillion years of DMs and... Oh,
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  it has to be because they're a fag. I just don't
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  know why this person was like, yeah, when I think
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  of generosity and relatability, I think of James
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  frickin' Charles. And my support for you, I love
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  you. People lose their jobs every fucking day,
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  and you're way pretty and able -bodied. All right,
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  there you are. And then he said, sorry. But you
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  know his PR team was probably not happy with
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  him. God, is he unbelievable. He is just the
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  worst. Again, if it was a 15 -year -old boy,
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  he'd be like, yes! Let me help you. But no. You're
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  a douche, bro. You're such a douche. I don't
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  even know what else to say. There's no words
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  to describe how unlikable he is. He's the worst.
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  Here he is trying to say sorry. Yesterday morning,
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  I posted a video on this account talking about
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  how a woman had lost her job at Spear Airlines.
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  And she sent me a message with a GoFundMe link
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  asking me to donate. And the video is basically
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  me yelling at the camera, being super upset and
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  frustrated because... Why are you upset? Because
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  you can't keep a man? Because every dude realizes
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  you're nothing more than a twink? This person
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  had never followed me, never supported me before.
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  Oh my god! Get over that! What a narcissist you
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  are! You'd be perfect for morning radio, you
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  douche! And it was clear that she had basically
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  copied and pasted this DM to every influencer
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  and celebrity she possibly could, asking for
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  a handout. Okay! She's in a bad place! And I
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  called her lazy, I said she was stupid, and I
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  said she's - You're lazy. What do you do for
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  a living? She should have spent the time that
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  she spent copying your message applying for jobs
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  instead. This video was f***ing stupid. It was
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  rude. It was obnoxious. It was privileged. And
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  most importantly, it was completely f***ing unnecessary.
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  Yeah, you don't say. When I saw that DM, I absolutely
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  had the choice to ignore it and say absolutely
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  nothing at all. Who got into his corner? I told
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  him to do this video. He didn't do it. It was
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  out of the kindness of his heart. I'll move on
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  with my day. But instead, I couldn't even tell
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  you why her message just triggered me. Okay.
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  I decided instead to make a video about it. And
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  I bashed her and it was obnoxious. And I shamed
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  her for asking for help in a situation. He does
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  like this. Where she was clearly really struggling
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  and this could have been her absolute last resort.
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  I have no idea what was going on in her life,
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  and I should have... Now you say that! You're
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  an idiot! I hope all your skeletons come out,
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  dude. Never assumed that she was just copying
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  and pasting this DM as an easy way out. I don't
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  know. I just don't know. My intention behind
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  making this video in the first place was I get
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  a lot of messages like this every single day.
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  And for me personally, it definitely sucks to
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  receive messages from people that don't follow
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  you and don't support you, treating you like
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  a personal ATM or bank account. Dude! That's
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  what it comes to being rich. I've worked with
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  rich people. That's what happens. People are
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  struggling, especially now. And you're now at
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  this 12, 22 million. Shut up. No, but what I'm
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  sure sucks even more is not knowing where your
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  next paycheck is coming from and not being sure
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  whether or not you're going to be able to put
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  food on the table. All right, I had enough. Blah,
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  blah, blah. Man. All piss baskets die. Mm -hmm.
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  He just has an unlikable thing around him. Oh,
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  my God. Today is Monday. And I feel every single
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  bit of it. But you know what that means? We're
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  going to have a good show. Attention, FM DJs.
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  Your morning show prep begins now. A sick person
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  with a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour.
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  Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and
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  you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What?
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  Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom,
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  the whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll
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  hit it. All right. The semen was so big. And
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  now for something completely different. Hoppy
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  Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. Can
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  you believe it's Monday? I've slept in for three
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  days in a row, catching up on sleep. But guess
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  what it is? Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go
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  to Tchotchkes? Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little
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  early. I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna
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  lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a
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  case of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. One
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  more time. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got
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  a case of the Mundus. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. I don't
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  we all. Let me ask you something. When you come
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  in on Monday and you're not feeling real well,
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  does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone
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  has a case of the Mondays? No. No, man. Shit,
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  no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying
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  something like that, man. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at
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  me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me.
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  RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right. Martin
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  Short says it's been an absolute nightmare since
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  the passing of his daughter. Of course. Bianca
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  Sensori was seen out and about showing off her
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  boobs. What's new? That's Kanye West's wife that
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  looks a lot like Kim Kardashian. Kevin Hart hit
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  on, let me see here. I got to be careful with
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  the copyright. Tom Brady hit on Kevin Hart's
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  wife at the roast of Kevin Hart. I can't play
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  any of it because it's on my Netflix. So go watch
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  it and enjoy it. Remember that scam artist, Billy
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  McFarland? He's expecting his first kid. No,
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  that's good. That kid's not going to be a douchebag.
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  Girlfriend of the famous looks maxer. I hate
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  that term. Mason Hole was caught. She was thinking
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  he was cheating on her. So then she went through
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  his phone and found child porn. Ah, delightful.
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  Good old Sarasota. What else do we have here?
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  Nick Cannon and DDG got into it. Oh, did they
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  ever? At a wild and out battle. What year is
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  it? Really? I mean, I'm here covering it, so
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  I got some contributing on it. But I didn't know
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  Wild N' Out was still a thing. Never really watched
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  an episode of Wild N' Out. Like, I know what
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  it is, you know what I mean? But I don't, I can't
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  tell you what happens. So here's DDG and Nick
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  Cannon going in. Wild N' Out. Wild N' Out. Yeah.
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  Nick doing his show just to pay child support.
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  Oh, yeah. Really, you should wild and abort.
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  Whoa! Wild and abort? That's horrible. Yeah,
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  I mean, I don't know. Nick Cannon does have too
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  many kids, but I'm glad they're not aborted,
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  I guess. He told me to say that. Yeah, I bet
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  you did. He told you wrong. He took wrong advice.
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  I'll give you one. Yeah, Nick Cannon's a little
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  too sensitive. Talk about my kids. Yeah, that's
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  fine. But at least my baby mama let me see her.
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  DDG's even like, damn. Halle Bailey. That was
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  good, man. I'm not a big Nick Cannon fan, but
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  that was delightful. A lot of beeps. Kind of
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  hard to listen to when there's a lot of beeps.
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  Oh, Taylor Frankie Paul made a post about betrayal
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  on Mother's Day. Man, seems like she is totally
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  learning how to take accountability. A dating
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  expert describes why ages 24 to 28. are the ideal
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  relationship window for men in their 30s let's
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  hear this ideal for a 33 year old guy will be
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  between the ages of 24 to 28. if you go between
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  if you go older right if you're going to date
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  a woman who's 30 31 32 33 the biggest issue he's
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  going to have is that she's going to be pushing
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  to settle down and pushing for commitment that
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  is a very good point and imposing her timeline
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  on his. Yeah, I always say the ticking clock
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  thing, I mean, it's kind of good that women can
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  have kids later in life, even though Benji Madden's
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  wife just did, Karen Diaz, don't know, I can't
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  remember her name. Because then, like, you could
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  have women having kids at 65, and then they die
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  three years later. But at the same time, it is
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  kind of weird how men can, like, produce until
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  they're 80. Mm -hmm. And the problem with that
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  is that if she's trying to get married and have
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  kids really fast because she has her biological
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  clock to worry about, that is going to create
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  an imbalance in terms of how quickly he wants
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  to settle down. Especially if you're on dating
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  apps, which I am officially. I have not been
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  on it. I just don't want to do it anymore. You
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  see the same people. It's the same. Hey, what's
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  up? How are you? good what are you doing oh it's
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  good oh cool riveting glad i'm talking to you
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  he may feel forced into that decision whereas
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  if a girl's 24 at least she's out of her party
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  phase she's out of her post -college phase 24
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  to 28 she's in that band where she could be open
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  to something longer term and if you need to date
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  her two three years before you get all right
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  there you go i like when women talk about dating
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  more it's more interesting i'm angela white who
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  we've all spanked it to before in porn science
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  she said she joined porn as a way to explore
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  her sexuality how involved how angela white came
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  about when did you decide to make yourself a
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  brand was that from the start or how did that
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  all happen well After the first money shot, I
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  was like, I think I can do this. Well, I got
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  into the industry to explore my sexuality. So
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  that was the main reason. Those were my main
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  motivations were to be able to express and explore
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  my sexuality with like -minded peers in a safe
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  environment. In the beginning, it was really
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  just that I just wanted to have sex and I wanted
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  to have kinky sex and I wanted to have sex that
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  I couldn't have outside of the porn industry.
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  So I began exploring that with other companies.
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  But what I realized was dog fart that I was still
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  portraying what they like their idea of sexuality
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  idea. I love when I say that the fantasies that
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  they had written. And she's so freaking hot.
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  She's a team player too, man. She'll have like
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  seven dudes in her room. That was fun. I enjoyed
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  that, but there were fantasies and scenarios
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  that I wanted to play. All right, there you go.
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  I love how they try to act like... Like it's
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  so profound. Like, wow, yeah, it sucks on video.
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  Riveting. You're so brave. How do you do it?
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  Here's an interesting clip that went viral on
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  Mother's Day. Here is Miley Cyrus' mom. They're
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  doing a podcast, of course. I'm so sick of these
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  round table podcasts. They're so boring. Reading
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  off of a card. It says, if you had kids, would
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  you want them in the movie business? If you have
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  kids, would you want them to be in the industry?
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  I don't know if it's always about what you want.
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  And that's good parenting. That's true. I like
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  that. I wouldn't project what I want onto them.
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  Mom. I mean, she's a terrible mom. We all know
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  that I'm living her dream. I just said. Spicy!
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  She's implying that she doesn't really care about
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  her kids. The other day, Mammy, I will praise
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  her, except she did one thing wrong and she didn't
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  give me singing lessons. True. Because I can...
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  You're a great dancer, bud. You're a good dancer.
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  But by the way, that doesn't stop half these
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  other acts, so I don't know why you're not. True.
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  Very true. Yeah, Miley doesn't really seem to
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  like her mom. She kind of got failed. She's a
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  narcissistic dad. Here's a clip going around.
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  Sabrina Carpenter has an ex named Joshua. And
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  she asked a fan what his name was. And it was
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  Joshua. You guys did break up. So you're done.
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  For now. I'm so confused. She's such a hot piece
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  of ass. Wait, what's her name? Hayley. Hayley.
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  And what's her name? Joshua. Joshua. There you
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  go. Isn't your life better off watching that
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  or not? I mean, listening to the clip. So my
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  friend. Jason Mahoney, who does the nationally
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  syndicated Dave and Mahoney show, heard in like
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  a hundred markets across the world. It's crazy.
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  I'm so proud of them. So I've known them like,
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  I don't know, 2013. I met them at the morning
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  show bootcamp. They were on in Vegas and they're
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  originally from, no, not like born and raised
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  in Vegas. Mahoney's from St. Louis and Dave is
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  from Minnesota. and they do a show, and I'm good
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  friends with them. And Jason messaged me on Saturday,
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  and he messaged this to me at midnight, and it
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  made me laugh so hard. Now, it's more of a visual,
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  and I did share it on my story, but there is
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  a guy in Ybor City who is making hibachi rice,
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  doing the tossing of it. He was making it in
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  the trunk of his car in this hatchback. So here's
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  the audio of it right here. Boy, I got the hibachi
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  grin on the throat here. Oh, you lit. That shit
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  probably good as a motherfucker too. Look at
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  the whole line out here. I think I'm going to
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  email that to MJ. I think it's hilarious. It's
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  so funny. Yeah. I think if I was, I asked somebody,
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  cause I showed that to somebody the other day
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  at a Calabar. I was like, Hey dude, would you
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  get that if you were drunk anymore? And he's
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  like, there's so many options in Ybor. I don't
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  know if I would necessarily get that. I'm thinking,
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  man, I love Hibashi cause it's not something
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  I have all the time. I was like, when you're
• 22:38
  drunk, like you, I always get hungry when I'm
• 22:41
  drunk. I want to eat. The problem is. I have
• 22:46
  the same foods every day. Stuff from Publix.
• 22:48
  So when I'm drunk, I want to have something that
• 22:50
  I don't have normally. So I could get like New
• 22:52
  York, New York pizza, which is good in Ybor.
• 22:56
  I get some Mexican rice. You get a bocce steak.
• 22:59
  I bet it's like eight bucks a plate. I bet it's
• 23:02
  pretty good too. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Here is a video.
• 23:11
  Of Cardi B. After she went live on Instagram,
• 23:17
  it was very emotional. After the private chef
• 23:20
  of Stefan Diggs revealed in court that her and
• 23:22
  Stefan were sleeping together. So, guys. You
• 23:31
  know. I have a hard time saying words. You know,
• 23:35
  Cardi Buttons push. Cardi Buttons be getting
• 23:40
  really push. She's talking in third person like
• 23:44
  a narcissist. And I really hate it because I
• 23:49
  be trying to be nice. Like, you know, I have
• 23:51
  my publicist and people that be like, Cardi,
• 23:54
  you need to chill. Cardi, you needed this. You
• 23:56
  needed that. But it's like. Yeah, imagine being
• 23:58
  her publicist. You know, she never listens to
• 24:00
  her publicist. I just hate the really weird,
• 24:04
  sick shit, bro. Like, I don't be liking how a
• 24:07
  lot of these blogs, they be trying to set me
• 24:10
  up. Like, it's like, I'm so tired. You look tired.
• 24:13
  You're not yelling, like, for once. Kind of like
• 24:16
  me right now. I'm kind of quiet. Of being, like,
• 24:19
  social media punching bag. All right, there you
• 24:21
  go. I am really tired of it. Like, and, like,
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  you know, sometimes. Wow. You can tell she's
• 24:30
  tired because she's not being annoying. That's
• 24:34
  how she should always talk. This is interesting.
• 24:38
  Little Women, Atlanta star Miss Juicy tells Headcrack,
• 24:41
  who is a former guest on this show, he worked
• 24:45
  with Ricky Smiley and he has his own show in
• 24:48
  Atlanta, that Headcrack was interviewing the
• 24:53
  Little Women. Atlanta star Miss Juicy about her
• 24:56
  recent arrest for suspended license and no insurance.
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  He said, you know, I can't let you drive a car
• 25:02
  without insurance. I thought you ain't saying
• 25:04
  nothing but a word. So I did it on my phone.
• 25:08
  On my phone, I went and got my insurance back
• 25:11
  real fast. He was like, I'm like, what you think?
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  You're not finna, um, you're not finna take my
• 25:17
  car. He said, ma 'am, we're going to have to
• 25:20
  take you in. And I said, take me where? Yeah,
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  Georgia cops don't seem to be as cool as Florida
• 25:30
  cops. Florida cops can be annoying as hell. But
• 25:33
  you know what Florida cops do? They'll give you
• 25:37
  that little slap on the wrist where it's like,
• 25:39
  you have to get this fixed in 30 days. Georgia
• 25:41
  cops seem power hungry. My license ain't suspended.
• 25:46
  He said, yes, it is. And there's a warrant out
• 25:49
  for your arrest. I said, why is there a warrant
• 25:51
  out for my arrest? He was like, because you didn't
• 25:55
  show up to court. I said, when did I have court?
• 25:59
  He said, that was back in 2025. When your license
• 26:07
  got suspended and you were supposed to be going
• 26:09
  to court. And I said, 2025. I said, I got a ticket
• 26:15
  for no insurance back in 2025. Like, what? He
• 26:19
  said, you know, I can't let you drive a car without
• 26:21
  insurance. There you go. She got caught. She
• 26:26
  seems like a nice lady. Seems like she'd make
• 26:29
  some good food for dinner. What do we got here?
• 26:35
  Going through my Instagram list. JT. This woman,
• 26:40
  let me see who this is. Hashtag JT. It's not
• 26:43
  Justin Timberlake. JT, tell us Instagram officials
• 26:47
  to stop changing the Instagram app every seven
• 26:50
  business days. Okay, so this is for Instagram
• 26:55
  and Instagram only. Stop updating this app every
• 26:57
  seven business days. Stop updating them lips.
• 27:03
  As a loyal Instagrammer, I cannot take the updates.
• 27:08
  They are literally... She has, like, lips that
• 27:10
  are not moving. It's weird. I know. Although,
• 27:14
  you know, she could sink her with her lips. Glitch
• 27:16
  in my brain. I cannot keep up. I have other apps
• 27:20
  to keep up with. You guys are my favorite app
• 27:23
  to infinity, but we don't need to update every
• 27:26
  seven days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 27:32
  It's 856 -494. Six, seven, seven, three. Here
• 27:36
  is a modern day woman. She doesn't know why she's
• 27:39
  single. She's a hot piece of ass, too. I'm just
• 27:43
  sitting here trying to figure out how. I've been
• 27:46
  single for two years. Okay. You know, November
• 27:51
  1st, 2024. She knows that breakup date. October
• 27:55
  4th, June 5th. I know mine, too. And I'm just
• 28:01
  having an issue of. No man wants to commit to
• 28:07
  me. She is hot, Tara. Something's wrong there.
• 28:10
  Don't understand the issue. I don't know the
• 28:13
  annoying laughter in the background from your
• 28:15
  friends. I cook, clean, do laundry, buy you stuff.
• 28:19
  I own a business. We go on trips. Hello, but...
• 28:26
  You know, every simp slid in their DM. You could
• 28:30
  be my princess. But no man wants to commit. Yeah,
• 28:38
  you know. I want to commit. I want a girlfriend.
• 28:40
  I want a wife. I don't want kids. I don't know
• 28:44
  if you're aware of this, but I got a vasectomy.
• 28:48
  Did you know that Ryan Hoppy got a vasectomy?
• 28:50
  Well, now you know. And we aren't even sure why
• 28:52
  we told you. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. But
• 28:54
  I am definitely not against marriage. I just
• 28:56
  want my marriage to be my one and only. I can't
• 28:58
  do another heartbreak, man. And no one's not
• 29:02
  going to commit. all right yeah making videos
• 29:06
  where you're like definitely ain't helping the
• 29:09
  cons um so clavicular has this hot ass girl on
• 29:14
  his lap and he guessed her weight you're heavy
• 29:18
  how much you weigh um yes actually i'm on here
• 29:22
  gonna guess 140 pounds you're right that is not
• 29:27
  healthy that looks me actually i love seeing
• 29:30
  it like that it's so ridiculous That a look smacker
• 29:33
  would know that. Did you go to the gym a lot?
• 29:36
  No. There you go. Frickin' clavicular. You guys
• 29:43
  want dating advice? You got any listeners out
• 29:46
  there listening in the hoppy hour? It's right
• 29:48
  up here right now. You're like, man, I would
• 29:50
  not mind a hot -ass girlfriend. Here's a woman
• 29:53
  giving dating advice on how to get a girlfriend.
• 29:57
  Here is brutally honest advice that I would give
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  single guys who are trying to get a girlfriend.
• 30:02
  This is coming from a girl, so I know what I'm
• 30:04
  talking about. Oh, really? How's your relationship?
• 30:09
  First of all, I would tell you to not accidentally
• 30:12
  give off old creep vibes. That is a good point.
• 30:15
  She's winning there. This happens when a guy
• 30:18
  either comes on too strong. Oh, yeah. All over
• 30:21
  the back. Oh, we're talking about a different
• 30:23
  company. To a girl. It can be overwhelming to
• 30:25
  the girl or he just gives her compliments that
• 30:27
  are only focused on her body. Just things that
• 30:30
  you have good intentions doing, but girls can
• 30:32
  perceive it as kind of creepy. Yeah, I'll be
• 30:35
  honest. Sorry, I took a swig of this can of Coke.
• 30:44
  Sorry, that was very unprofessional of me. I'll
• 30:47
  be honest. Girls don't like compliments anymore.
• 30:52
  I don't know, 10, 11 years ago, you'd be like,
• 30:54
  oh yeah, you look like so hot in that dress or
• 30:57
  whatever. But any dude can do that. What a woman
• 31:03
  wants is a conversation. Papa Hoppy has such
• 31:09
  a high body count. Because I treat women like
• 31:15
  they're human. They poop in the morning. And
• 31:20
  trust me, they take big poops. What I'm saying
• 31:23
  is, I'm not trying to be crude, even though I
• 31:25
  am. What I'm saying is that they have this thing
• 31:28
  where they do this thing where they think that
• 31:35
  they don't want compliments, but they do. They
• 31:37
  just don't want overly creepy compliments. Just
• 31:42
  talk to them. Hey, what's up? How are you? What
• 31:46
  have we got here? Number two. Next, I would tell
• 31:50
  you to stop rushing hookups and being intimate
• 31:52
  with a girl. I know you guys are excited, but
• 31:55
  if a guy takes his time and is really patient
• 31:57
  with getting to know the girl before he's intimate
• 31:59
  with her, I'm going to be so blunt right now.
• 32:01
  You have a 98 % better chance of actually getting
• 32:03
  action. Oh, yeah. You know what I've always said?
• 32:07
  And my friend stroke me. Oh, I used to have a
• 32:10
  hard time saying that with my stutter. It's like
• 32:12
  that Joe song. Stutter, stutter. I ain't talking
• 32:15
  about that talentless moron on FLZ. What I'm
• 32:18
  saying to you is you gotta self -love after the
• 32:25
  date. Because if you still want to go on a date
• 32:27
  after self -love and before, that's someone you
• 32:30
  want to go on a date with. But if you're just
• 32:32
  trying to get your rocks off, and then you get
• 32:34
  your rocks off, and then you go on a date, and
• 32:36
  then you're not happy, that's a sign that you
• 32:38
  just wanted to get laid. Number three. I would
• 32:41
  tell you to talk to a bunch of girls. The first
• 32:43
  girl that you talk to is probably not going to
• 32:45
  be your girlfriend. Yeah. Especially when you're
• 32:48
  coming from a breakup. It's always weird when
• 32:50
  you're talking to a girl. And you're like, oh
• 32:54
  my God, this is not my ex. Flirting and talking
• 32:58
  to people is actually an art. I don't know if
• 33:01
  it's an art. I'm not good at flirting. I'm good
• 33:04
  at conversations. So here's Mike... How do I
• 33:09
  say that? I'm starting to lose my eyesight. I
• 33:12
  don't want to mess this up, but I have to look
• 33:13
  closer to the screen. Mike Majlack, the co -host
• 33:16
  of Impulsive with Logan Paul. He says he is doing
• 33:19
  a podcast, which is kind of like this dude driving
• 33:21
  around in a car. It seemed like a ripoff of Jerry
• 33:23
  Seinfeld's podcast. What was it? Coffee with
• 33:27
  Comedians from 10 years ago? Yeah, so it's them
• 33:29
  driving around, this random ass dude, and Mike
• 33:32
  says that him and Logan Paul have grown apart.
• 33:34
  Truthfully... Like, I'll be just completely transparent.
• 33:39
  You know, he would be completely cool with me
• 33:41
  saying this. Like, LP has become kind of like
• 33:45
  another tier of celebrity and family man and...
• 33:52
  Yeah, heaven forbid. You can say a lot about
• 33:54
  Logan Paul, but being a good dad is pretty important.
• 33:56
  ...businessman over the past several years. And
• 34:00
  in a way, like, truthfully, like... you know
• 34:04
  it's not my favorite thing to say but like we've
• 34:06
  we've definitely like grown a little bit apart
• 34:08
  probably sounds like a huge problem probably
• 34:12
  over the past few years we we generally only
• 34:15
  see each other when it's kind of time to do the
• 34:16
  show um and yeah you're not out there you know
• 34:21
  running trains anymore I think that that has,
• 34:29
  that there's an aspect of that to it where we
• 34:31
  just don't have the, we just don't have the same
• 34:35
  life experiences to share anymore. What, Aaron?
• 34:39
  Sounds like a you problem. Oh, yeah. You know
• 34:44
  what it's time for? You know what I feel like
• 34:47
  doing in the club? It is time for everyone's
• 34:51
  favorite segment. It's not a side check news.
• 34:54
  Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh,
• 35:12
  uh, uh Home still sliding to the dates Screenshot
• 35:30
  save, little goodnight, babe Then they on the
• 35:32
  yacht pick, tryna hide the face From the field
• 35:35
  to the runway, everybody frontin' Postin' healing
• 35:38
  energy, why they DM huntin'? Scrollin' through
• 35:41
  the gram, all I see is double lies You can't
• 35:43
  tag the man, but you tag the... She buys, it's
• 35:45
  that side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every
• 35:50
  fraud, every fling You can't hide from your man,
• 36:02
  can't hide from his booze, I check news Phone
• 36:07
  light flashing, who you trying to text? Got a
• 36:10
  ring on your hand, still shopping for the next
• 36:12
  key All teams stressing, trying to spin it for
• 36:15
  the press But the group chat memes got receipts
• 36:17
  on deck From the field goals, listen to the model
• 36:20
  in the mist One post, off life, next post, I
• 36:23
  twist You a free spirit, but the rent still sticks
• 36:34
  Hey, uh, laughin' at the drama, yeah, we know
• 36:36
  it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome back
• 36:39
  to the zoo This that side chick news, side chick
• 36:42
  news Rhyme, I be gon' choose Every fraud, every
• 36:45
  fling, every late night move We exposed, we amused
• 36:49
  Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise
• 36:52
  Side chick news, whole world tuned to the truth
• 36:55
  You can't hide from your man, can't hide from
• 36:57
  this booze Side chick news Breaking, breaking,
• 37:04
  breaking, breaking, breaking Another is complicated
• 37:07
  situation Another we were on a break Expectation,
• 37:11
  explanation If you gotta say we low -key, that's
• 37:14
  the clue You, you, you ain't made, you just headlined
• 37:17
  a fool Woo! Oh yeah! Side chick news, this that
• 37:23
  side chick news Side chick news, right how we
• 37:26
  gon' do this Every fraud, every fling, every
• 37:29
  late night move We exposed, we immune, yeah we
• 37:32
  say it like it is I am turning up. What the hell's
• 37:49
  going on? Pop. Turn it up, turn it up. What's
• 37:52
  playing? I didn't even mean for this to happen.
• 37:55
  But I kinda like it. This show's so chaotic.
• 38:01
  It's even better. Did not mean for this to play,
• 38:04
  but. We talking messy today. Let's get the girls
• 38:07
  timeless. Yeah. Mic check. Welcome to the circus.
• 38:13
  All right, we just heard that. Oh, let's do this.
• 38:19
  8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Tweet at me. All
• 38:29
  right, happy radio. You can always email me.
• 38:33
  RyanHobbyRadioGmail .com I am a little sleepy
• 38:36
  right now. Probably because it's cloudy. Even
• 38:39
  though you don't know. Because you're listening
• 38:41
  around the world. So the weather of the area
• 38:44
  does not matter to you. You could be listening
• 38:46
  in Columbia. Snorting cocaine. Or over in cloudy
• 38:50
  England. I don't know. Alrighty. Let's see what
• 38:55
  is going on inside Check Now. Here is everyone's
• 39:01
  favorite, Max Kellerman, talking about why it's
• 39:06
  ridiculous that people obsess over Mike Vrabel
• 39:08
  and Diana Rossini. Again, he's doing the playbook
• 39:12
  of Dan Patrick and Jim Rahm, where they're defending
• 39:15
  their homies. One over 32, the 3 % of the teams
• 39:20
  she covers, there's some kind of bias that might
• 39:25
  show up. Who knows how, but whatever. Yeah, he's
• 39:29
  definitely a plowder. Okay, I'm willing to say,
• 39:31
  okay, that's true, that's legitimate, but that's
• 39:33
  not why people are covering the story. They're
• 39:35
  using that as a bullshit excuse to be titillated.
• 39:41
  Oh, yeah! In a fair, right? I'm so sick of the
• 39:46
  media defending her. She's promiscuous. Literally,
• 39:50
  she had promiscuous girls, one of her top songs.
• 39:55
  Disgusting to me because... Especially the latest.
• 39:59
  It comes across my reels. And I've worked with
• 40:03
  Diana Rossini. I haven't worked with Mike. I
• 40:12
  don't care. He doesn't really seem to get it.
• 40:17
  Maybe that's why he's not on first take anymore.
• 40:19
  Tom Brady is sending a special message on Mother's
• 40:22
  Day. Tom Brady is sending Mother's Day messages
• 40:26
  to Bridget Moynihan, who he cheated on with Gisele
• 40:33
  Bündchen. On May 10th, the athlete takes to his
• 40:36
  social media to pay tribute to the mothers of
• 40:38
  his children, Bridget Moynihan, with whom he
• 40:41
  shares son Jack. She's so much hotter than Gisele.
• 40:44
  and Giselle Bunchen, with whom he shares kids
• 40:47
  Benjamin and Vivian. Alright, there you go. Happy
• 40:50
  Mother's Day! Did you know Blake Lively is a
• 40:54
  sociopathic brat? Trouble in the crop, trouble
• 41:12
  in the crop top She walks in, drama on tap Cherry
• 41:15
  lip gloss turn like a trap Critic card queen
• 41:17
  in a knock -off bag Smirk so sharp, put a rip
• 41:20
  in the flag Name on the cup, spell wrong, she
• 41:22
  snaps Front row line, but she cut like that Tells
• 41:25
  three lies just to order a drink Winks at your
• 41:27
  man and she says, you blinked Blinked, I blinked
• 41:30
  It's a sociopathic dance Hands in the air, you
• 41:35
  been through that? Just feel your heart, been
• 41:38
  laughing Then text your best friend from your
• 41:43
  place. Blake Lively is a sociopathic rat. Dance,
• 41:48
  dance if you love it when the red flags flash.
• 41:51
  She's so wrong, it's a certified rat. Blake Lively
• 41:56
  is a sociopathic rat. She got all these boys
• 41:59
  on red. Who's up next? Post it on her thread.
• 42:02
  Take your hoodie. Oh, you want that back? Says
• 42:04
  maybe later than forget your ass. Plays nice
• 42:06
  girl to the camera and skit. Then flips cribs
• 42:08
  like a Netflix skit. Cheers in the club. Yeah,
• 42:10
  she staged all that mascara. Lines like a welcome
• 42:12
  mat. Black Lolly is a sociopathic press. Hands
• 42:18
  in the air. You can do that. Just move your heart.
• 42:23
  Then laugh in your face. Then text your best
• 42:27
  friend from your place. Black Lolly. Blake Lively
• 42:30
  is a sociopathic brat. Dance, dance, dance. You
• 42:34
  love it when the red flags flash. She's so wrong,
• 42:38
  you're a certified fat. Blake Lively is a sociopathic
• 42:43
  brat. She's a loser. Who's that? Who's that?
• 42:48
  Who's that? Who's that? She's too like a trailer.
• 42:52
  Spin around, point where she at. If you spot
• 42:54
  her in the club, better guard your back. Take
• 43:15
  your best friend from your place. Blake Lively
• 43:18
  is a sociopathic man. You love him when the red
• 43:23
  flags flash. He's not wrong, he's a sociopathic
• 43:28
  man. Blake Lively is a sociopathic man. 489 -Hobby.
• 43:41
  I don't know why I said that. 856 -494 -6773.
• 43:46
  You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always
• 43:50
  email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Ryan
• 43:58
  Reynolds is paying tribute to his wife, Blake
• 44:04
  Lively. He is so left, man. She doesn't care
• 44:09
  about you. She's using you like she uses everyone
• 44:11
  else around. Ha! After Ryan penned an emotional
• 44:15
  shout -out to the actress, whom he shares kids
• 44:17
  James, Inez, Betty, and Olin, Damn, that many
• 44:20
  kids. Oh, man, they have the worst mother. Blake
• 44:23
  had the best reaction. As she wrote over a repost
• 44:26
  of Ryan's kind words alongside a heart -faced
• 44:29
  emoji on Instagram Stories May 10th, quote, I
• 44:31
  happen to be pretty fond of you, too. I totally
• 44:34
  love you! Of each other. There is nothing like
• 44:40
  it all about Ryan Reynolds. I thought he was
• 44:42
  kind of good when he did. I almost said green
• 44:45
  pulling. Well, he didn't. Well, he did Deadpool.
• 44:48
  I thought he was kind of cool then, whatever.
• 44:50
  But he's only cool when he has a script in front
• 44:52
  of him. Without that, he's a douchebag. As for
• 44:55
  what Ryan said about his wife of 13 years in
• 44:58
  the Mother's Day message. Wow, they've been married
• 44:59
  that long. Poor girl. He wrote on his Instagram
• 45:02
  stories alongside two photos of the couple enjoying
• 45:04
  time in nature. Quote, I appreciate this mother
• 45:07
  beyond measure. Oh, yeah. What is her age? 40?
• 45:11
  She's going to watch them. She is kind. She is
• 45:14
  fearless. She definitely is fearless. She'll
• 45:16
  waste her time with a lawsuit because she doesn't
• 45:18
  like how the movie went. The absolute love of
• 45:21
  my life. And to our four little kids, she's the
• 45:24
  life of their love. That makes no sense. One
• 45:26
  week earlier, Blake returned to the 2026 Met
• 45:29
  Gala hours after news broke of her settlement
• 45:31
  deal with her It Ends With Us director. All right,
• 45:34
  there you go. Whatever. You're the worst. You're
• 45:39
  just irritating. Time for Britney Spears news.
• 45:57
  Talk wild about sex, love dating. Snape beats,
• 46:00
  sun signal, hit the equator. Local boy talk like
• 46:03
  a glowing narrator. Lame luna on the grave, she
• 46:06
  a queen. Her on the board, her on the screen.
• 46:09
  Freeze is free, y 'all fell for the plan. Hope
• 46:12
  ain't spun by the suits, not the fans. Britney
• 46:15
  News is black, crap, crazy, crazy. Y 'all got
• 46:18
  played and the story got hazy. They sold you
• 46:20
  a script, y 'all caught it in cause. But the
• 46:22
  cash came first, she just gave them lies. Britney
• 46:25
  News is black, crap, crazy, crazy. The whole
• 46:27
  time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that dial,
• 46:30
  hoppy touch through the scale Girl watch show,
• 46:32
  buddy talk like fam Go back joints in the cut,
• 46:36
  we vibin' Then we dive deep in the lousy right
• 46:39
  Teen idols push like perfect angles Every tabloid
• 46:43
  angle, all triangles Spin, spin, spin till the
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  truths look fake Whole fan base fake like a birthday
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  cake You are hashtags, merch, and a wristband
• 46:51
  They were private jets, you were Quintan Bringing
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  on this black crap, crazy, crazy Y 'all got played
• 46:57
  and the story got hazed And they sold you a script,
• 47:00
  y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,
• 47:02
  you just gave them a plot My friend he knew this
• 47:04
  black crap craze They wrote the whole plot, y
• 47:07
  'all caught in a maze And turned that dial, Hoppy
• 47:09
  cut through the scams Worldwide show, but he
• 47:12
  talk like damn Who you trust? Them odds Who you
• 47:16
  love? Herb Buggs Lula on the left, Crockett's
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  geek that real If it sound too clean, then it
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  ain't that real From the bay to the bay of Tokyo
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• 47:55
  Britney Spears is opening up about her healing
• 47:57
  journey. Two months after the 44 -year -old was
• 48:00
  arrested for driving under the influence. I need
• 48:03
  to fix that case in a second. I feel like some
• 48:05
  of my friends that got DUIs, their court cases
• 48:06
  go on like a year. It's fixed in two months.
• 48:09
  Subsequently checked herself into a treatment
• 48:11
  facility, Brittany is reflecting on a special
• 48:13
  moment she experienced with her kids Sean and
• 48:16
  Jaden Federline. As she captions a May 10th post
• 48:19
  on Instagram, went to the pet store with my kids.
• 48:22
  And look at what a beautiful baby snake this
• 48:25
  is. Their baby daddy's a snake too. Snakes are
• 48:29
  symbolic of good health, higher consciousness,
• 48:31
  and pure luck. Alright, you did kind of have
• 48:34
  a lucky career. Once in a lifetime. I did. I
• 48:38
  did. on TNZ. Okay, the plot thickens with Mike
• 48:45
  Rabel and Diana Rossini. Oh, yeah! We have video
• 48:50
  of a very pregnant Diana Rossini with Mike Rabel.
• 48:54
  Now, this is June of 2021. She gives birth to
• 48:56
  her first son in August of 2021. Uh -oh, it's
• 49:01
  behind you. And names him Michael. Oh, hey, hey,
• 49:04
  that's a real... Skank! A common name. It's so
• 49:09
  common, even her boyfriend has it. Spencer Pratt
• 49:15
  went off in the mayoral debate last night. I
• 49:18
  first liked that he was running and everything,
• 49:22
  but it's reminding me a little too much of Trump.
• 49:25
  I blame this person for burning my house and
• 49:29
  my parents' house and my town and all my neighbors
• 49:31
  down. I am not working with Mayor Bassett. Spencer
• 49:33
  is kidding. Rave reviews after this debate. Yeah,
• 49:37
  Karen Bassett's a hag. I think that if he does
• 49:39
  win, he's going to get in that office the first
• 49:41
  day and be like, oh no, what have I done? He's
• 49:43
  like, I want to put on my hummingbird hat and
• 49:45
  just go away. Robert Downey Jr. is not a fan
• 49:50
  of influencers. Yeah. What a yell. Oh, you're
• 49:56
  an actor riveting. We'll talk about, oh, the
• 49:59
  stars of the future are going to be influencers.
• 50:01
  Yeah, what's your age, dude? You're like, 20
• 50:05
  years left in this plane. It's 61. I go, I don't
• 50:12
  know what world you're living in. Also, it's
• 50:15
  a day of mourning for influencers. Instagram
• 50:17
  added a dislike button. No! I don't like that.
• 50:21
  Oh, are you serious? It hasn't hit my account
• 50:23
  yet. Oh, it'll hit. It'll hit your account for
• 50:25
  sure. It doesn't. Two big premieres last night
• 50:29
  in Hollywood. One was the Martin Short documentary.
• 50:32
  The second one was the Billie Eilish 3D concert
• 50:34
  film. James Cameron was there. He directed the
• 50:36
  film. People were wondering. I don't care about
• 50:38
  Martin Short. He annoys me. There's something
• 50:40
  about him. Happy Hot Topic! Come on down, you're
• 50:46
  the biggest winner on The Price is Right. That's
• 50:49
  what contestant Vanessa from Virginia eventually
• 50:51
  heard on the May 8 episode of the iconic game
• 50:54
  show, taking home more than $240 ,000. I wonder
• 50:58
  what she had to do with taxes. Cash and prizes,
• 51:02
  setting the record for the largest amount won
• 51:05
  in a single pricing match. Ah, so she won a lot
• 51:07
  of money. I wonder how much they copped. No!
• 51:11
  Copy, hot topic! This morning, the burger brawl
• 51:16
  is heating up. That is the most, like, 2018 line
• 51:21
  ever. 2019. Remember the chicken sandwich war?
• 51:25
  That's when it was affordable. It's not a war.
• 51:28
  It's a war between a bunch of millionaires. Who
• 51:29
  cares? As fast food chains supercharge their
• 51:34
  value menus to win over cautious customers facing
• 51:37
  pain at the pump. I filled up my tank $85. That's
• 51:40
  ridiculous. Despite uncertainty from the war,
• 51:44
  McDonald's this week reporting sales grew nearly
• 51:46
  4 % in the U .S. from a year earlier. Whatever.
• 51:51
  Good for you. You guys were at a record low.
• 51:54
  You could only go up. And when I met her, it
• 52:03
  just sort of made sense. Stanley Tucci opened...
• 52:05
  He had a weird voice. I mean, I know I'm not
• 52:08
  one to critique voices, but I just did. ...up
• 52:11
  about the 21 -year age gap between him and his
• 52:15
  wife, Felicity Blunt. She's a hot -ass woman.
• 52:18
  ...on Jenna Bush Hager's Open Book with Jeff
• 52:20
  podcast. The actor reflects on marrying Felicity,
• 52:24
  the sister of His Devil Wears Prada co -star
• 52:26
  Emily Blunt. The 65 -year -old actor shares that
• 52:30
  after losing his first wife, Catherine Tucci,
• 52:32
  to cancer in 2009, he never thought he'd get
• 52:36
  married again. Mother Linda is revealing her
• 52:51
  famous son's secrets, including his government
• 52:54
  name. What is this? It's not Jerry O 'Connell?
• 52:57
  Jerry and his mom stopping by live with Kelly
• 53:00
  and Mark in a May 8th appearance to celebrate
• 53:02
  Mother's Day. However, when the two greeted the
• 53:05
  married hosts, Kelly had this to say. Jerry,
• 53:08
  if that is your name, Jerry O 'Connell, I heard
• 53:13
  through the grapevine that all these years I've
• 53:17
  known you. I've been calling you by a fake name.
• 53:21
  Well, my real name is Michael Jeremiah O 'Connell.
• 53:25
  His grandfather is Jeremiah, and our favorite
• 53:30
  cousin is Jerry DiSapio. Okay. So Jerry was...
• 53:34
  But actually, his real name is Michael Jeremiah
• 53:38
  Witkowski O 'Connell. Yeah, he left that part
• 53:42
  out. Natalie Portman is sharing a rare look at
• 53:48
  her life in Paris, a decade after leaving Los
• 53:51
  Angeles. Ah, she's so freaking hot. The Oscar
• 53:54
  winner is showing off her life as an expecting
• 53:56
  mother in France with Tanguy de Taupe and her
• 53:59
  May 7th carousel. Natalie, who is also mom to
• 54:02
  14 -year -old Olive. There's a comment on a YouTube
• 54:05
  video, Paris looks like the south side of Chicago
• 54:06
  these days. Yeah, I don't think Natalie Portman's
• 54:09
  in that part of Paris. You know right now, she
• 54:13
  might be getting the Eiffel Tower. And nine -year
• 54:18
  -old Amalia with ex -husband Benjamin Millipede.
• 54:21
  He seems like such a dish. Odofer travels at
• 54:24
  various art museums. All right, so she's living
• 54:27
  a life. That's what I would expect from Natalie
• 54:30
  Portman. My name is Earl Starr. Jamie Presley
• 54:37
  is joining OnlyFans. Yeah, it's crazy how this
• 54:40
  show is like 21 years old. What I'm saying is,
• 54:45
  There's a lot of people that are mad she's on
• 54:48
  OnlyFans. A lot of jealous women. Here's the
• 54:50
  thing. Good for her. Am I jealous that she made
• 54:55
  a lot of money in the first week? Yeah. But also,
• 54:57
  the news, like, people don't know that if you're
• 55:00
  doing OnlyFans, it doesn't mean you have clam
• 55:02
  chowder on your face. You can also do OnlyFans
• 55:06
  and just, I don't know, talk to fans. So, we'll
• 55:10
  see how long this lasts. The actress who played
• 55:13
  Joy Turner. Could you imagine if she started
• 55:15
  just doing full on like porn? Played Joy Turner
• 55:19
  on the series. Announced on her Instagram May
• 55:22
  7th. She's joining the spicy platform. Speaking
• 55:25
  on why she decided to join. Jimmy told Variety
• 55:28
  in a statement. I've always believed in evolving
• 55:30
  with the times. This is another way for me to
• 55:32
  connect directly with my audience. On my own
• 55:37
  terms. With creativity and intention. I've loved
• 55:40
  meeting fans at various Comic Cons. I wonder
• 55:43
  if she's ever banged a fan. And the excitement
• 55:45
  of having those real face -to -face moments made
• 55:48
  me want to seek options like OnlyFans. All right,
• 55:50
  there you go. The 48 -year -old is following
• 55:52
  in the footsteps of her longtime friend, Shannon
• 55:55
  Elizabeth. Oh, yeah. They're all doing it. She's
• 55:57
  hotter than Jamie Benoit. He made her OnlyFans
• 56:00
  debut last month. There you go. It's so funny
• 56:04
  to OnlyFans. They're not doing anything. No!
• 56:07
  Happy Hot Topic! Well, let me reset that. They're
• 56:10
  not doing anything I'd pay for. Taylor Swift
• 56:14
  is fighting back. Just over a month after Las
• 56:17
  Vegas performer Marion Wade, whose real name
• 56:19
  is Marion Flagg, sued Taylor over the title of
• 56:22
  her album, The Life of a Showgirl. Alleging the
• 56:25
  name is too similar to Wade's copyrighted confessions
• 56:29
  of a showgirl. Taylor's legal team has responded
• 56:32
  to Wade's motion for preliminary injunction.
• 56:35
  Here's the thing. If this was the other way around,
• 56:38
  they would totally be selling because it's Taylor
• 56:43
  Swift. Taylor, she's protected. Shut up. If it's
• 56:47
  approved, it would bar Taylor from selling any
• 56:49
  merchandise from the life of a showgirl for the
• 56:51
  duration of the lawsuit. And the filing obtained
• 56:53
  by E! News May 7th. E! News loves saying, we
• 56:55
  obtained it. Good for you. Taylor's legal camp
• 56:59
  says the motion in the lawsuit filed March 30th
• 57:02
  should, quote, never have been filed. It is simply
• 57:04
  Ms. Flagg's latest attempt to use Taylor Swift's
• 57:07
  name and intellectual property. I don't want
• 57:09
  to hear about that hag, Taylor. Be honest. I
• 57:11
  don't. I don't ever. Here's another one of them.
• 57:15
  Amy Schumer shares a look inside her dream home
• 57:22
  and the... With no map. User no joke. On May
• 57:26
  7th, the comedian takes to Instagram to post
• 57:30
  photos of her newly designed New York City apartment,
• 57:33
  showing off a stunning space overlooking Central
• 57:36
  Park. The photos feature a massive... All right,
• 57:38
  good for you. You got an apartment. You got a
• 57:40
  house. Well... How brave of you. Holly Madison
• 57:45
  is reflecting on the group sex with Hugh Hefner.
• 57:48
  You know what you're signing up for. I'm still
• 57:49
  sick of these promiscuous women from the 2000s.
• 57:53
  Does it not mind being a part of the orgies?
• 57:56
  We're not going to even play the clip. I already
• 57:57
  talked about it earlier. Here's the thing. You
• 58:00
  can talk all you want about the man after he's
• 58:02
  dead. You didn't say it when he was alive. You
• 58:04
  didn't have the guts on, honey. Especially when
• 58:09
  he was up in your guts. If you've been waiting
• 58:12
  for Nintendo Switch 2 to maybe go down a little
• 58:15
  bit in price, your wait's going to continue.
• 58:18
  It's never going to go down. Nintendo is actually
• 58:20
  raising the cost of the gaming console to $500.
• 58:27
  Are you out of your mind? Wow, we're getting
• 58:31
  screwed in this room. Thanks, guys. I really
• 58:34
  appreciate it, boomers. I'm so grateful for you
• 58:39
  guys. He's the voice of a generation that got
• 58:45
  screwed by the baby boomers. Welcome back to
• 58:48
  Hoppy Hour. Survivor Season 49 winner Savannah
• 58:51
  Louie reveals the cost of her big win. After
• 58:54
  Survivor Season 49 winner Savannah Louie claimed
• 58:57
  the title of Sole Survivor and the $1 million...
• 59:00
  Sole Survivor! Might as well have that dumb song.
• 59:04
  Prize that came along with it. She recently reveals
• 59:07
  that she had to pay about $380 ,000 of her winnings
• 59:11
  in taxes. That sucks. I didn't even know they
• 59:15
  didn't pay her all that million. Savannah says
• 59:17
  on the May 6th episode of the Financial Tea with
• 59:20
  Mrs. Dow Jones podcast, it was like a punch to
• 59:23
  the gut because that's more money than I have
• 59:25
  ever made in a year by far. Even though the 32
• 59:28
  -year -old notes the amount she paid as a Georgia
• 59:31
  resident was less than what winners from other
• 59:33
  states like California California would have
• 59:34
  to pay, she adds, to sign a check over essentially
• 59:38
  for that high. It was unreal. It hurts. Yeah.
• 59:42
  I don't like this country. I really don't. I'm
• 59:46
  doing everything in my power to suppress all
• 59:51
  of my tics constantly. Billie Eilish is getting
• 59:53
  candid about her experience with Tourette's syndrome.
• 59:56
  Yeah, I did not know that she has it. She hides
• 1:00:01
  it pretty well. during an appearance on amy poehler's
• 1:00:04
  podcast good hang the singer oh it's a good hang
• 1:00:07
  who was diagnosed with the condition as a child
• 1:00:11
  opens up about navigating life with tourette's
• 1:00:14
  syndrome and the way she suppresses her tics
• 1:00:17
  to not be quote distracting during on -camera
• 1:00:19
  interviews i have vocal tics but luckily for
• 1:00:23
  me and for everyone else they're mostly just
• 1:00:26
  noises Here's the thing. When she says everybody
• 1:00:29
  else, she's saying like as if her vocal tics
• 1:00:32
  are a problem. Babe, they're not. And I can keep
• 1:00:35
  them pretty quiet. When I'm in an interview,
• 1:00:36
  I'm doing everything in my power to suppress
• 1:00:39
  all. I'm glad you have it figured out. There's
• 1:00:45
  no beef. I have no beef. Carrie Underwood claps
• 1:00:47
  back at the Nikki Glaser feud rumors. There's
• 1:00:51
  definitely a fear between them. I bet women do
• 1:00:55
  not trust Nikki. A week after fans started speculating
• 1:00:59
  about tension between the singer and the comedian
• 1:01:02
  from their judges panel for American Idol's Taylor
• 1:01:06
  Swift night, Carey is now setting the record
• 1:01:08
  straight. During a May 6th interview with Sirius
• 1:01:11
  XM, the Before He Cheats singer shut down the
• 1:01:15
  drama, explaining, Because I feel like if you
• 1:01:17
  have two ladies in the same room together, somebody's
• 1:01:21
  going to try to make something of it. All right,
• 1:01:23
  but there's definitely something there. Rita
• 1:01:28
  Wilson opens up about what she's grateful for
• 1:01:31
  following her battle with breast cancer everything
• 1:01:35
  In a May 9th interview with People magazine,
• 1:01:38
  the actress reflects on her 2015 breast cancer
• 1:01:41
  diagnosis and says undergoing a double mastectomy
• 1:01:44
  soon after shifted her perspective, explaining,
• 1:01:48
  these parts of your body that had been there
• 1:01:50
  for you in such a beautiful way were gone. That
• 1:01:53
  sucks. 69 -year -old goes on to share how grateful
• 1:01:56
  she is for modern medicine, including reconstruction
• 1:01:59
  and implants. Yeah, it's like, where are my boobies?
• 1:02:03
  Adding that women in her mother's generation
• 1:02:05
  didn't have those same options. All right, well,
• 1:02:08
  sorry about that, babe. The world is mad at the
• 1:02:13
  fact that I'm in a polyamorous relationship.
• 1:02:15
  No one cares, Neal. I don't know what you think
• 1:02:18
  you're doing. Santa's your night. EO is getting
• 1:02:21
  candid about the effects of his polyamorous relationship.
• 1:02:25
  I wonder if the other women are out to date other
• 1:02:27
  guys or if it's that controlling thing narcissists
• 1:02:29
  do where it's like, I can bang other women, but
• 1:02:31
  you can't bang other people. During an interview
• 1:02:35
  on the Sorry We're Cyrus podcast, hosted by Tish
• 1:02:38
  and Brandy Cyrus, the artist reveals that he's
• 1:02:41
  lost out on work due to people not agreeing with
• 1:02:43
  his love life. Yeah, here's what it is. He was
• 1:02:47
  in that marriage where he cheated on his wife
• 1:02:49
  all the time. So now he's trying to make it seem
• 1:02:54
  like, I'm a changed man. I've accepted what I
• 1:02:57
  wanted. The world is mad at the fact that I'm
• 1:03:02
  in a polyamorous relationship. They are? There
• 1:03:05
  are people upset. No one cares. Every time I
• 1:03:08
  see the gas prices when I'm driving down the
• 1:03:10
  road and it goes up in price, I'm not thinking,
• 1:03:12
  oh, we're getting screwed as a road. I'm going,
• 1:03:14
  damn it. Neo's in a polyamorous relationship.
• 1:03:17
  Shut up. There's deals that I missed out on because
• 1:03:21
  they're like... Maybe you missed out on the deals
• 1:03:24
  because you have not had a song in like 15 years.
• 1:03:27
  Oh, if we can get behind the whole polyamorous...
• 1:03:30
  It's like, okay, what? With the what? Back to
• 1:03:35
  Neo, who's currently in a relationship with girlfriends
• 1:03:38
  Arielle, Monet, and Christina. Hopefully their
• 1:03:41
  cycles are not aligned. Or that'd be a nine.
• 1:03:44
  Adds that he's not sure why his personal life
• 1:03:46
  matters. It's almost like you can be a great
• 1:03:49
  person. Why is the reporter reading the quote
• 1:03:51
  when they can just play the quote? These reporters
• 1:03:53
  make way too much about them. You can show respect
• 1:03:57
  and appreciation, but the second you do something
• 1:04:00
  that they don't agree with, cancel. Well, maybe
• 1:04:03
  make some new music. I mean, you're not a bad
• 1:04:06
  singer. Happy Hot Topic, Mr. Independent. Justin
• 1:04:14
  Timberlake is giving a shout out to the special
• 1:04:16
  women in his life. On May 10th, the singer takes
• 1:04:22
  to his Instagram to pay tribute to his wife,
• 1:04:24
  Jessica Biel, in honor of a Mother's Day. In
• 1:04:27
  the first picture, Justin and Jessica can be
• 1:04:30
  seen standing from behind with their son Silas
• 1:04:32
  and Phineas. The singer follows up with a sweet
• 1:04:35
  selfie of the two as Jessica cuddles up to his
• 1:04:38
  chest. You know he cheated on her right after
• 1:04:44
  that. Turning now to a star -packed show of support
• 1:04:50
  for another TV host, Stephen Colbert. With just
• 1:04:53
  eight shows to go, we have a list of some of
• 1:04:55
  his final guests. And it's a who's who of late
• 1:04:58
  night legends. Yuck. Force 5 is the name of our
• 1:05:01
  podcast. I love that there's no late night wars.
• 1:05:04
  I love that. Yeah, because no one cares. Oh,
• 1:05:07
  late night TV's so rad. We all just pull for
• 1:05:11
  each other. I don't think it'll be the last time
• 1:05:13
  you'll see the Strikeforce 5 in the same room.
• 1:05:16
  Monday, Colbert will welcome his former podcast
• 1:05:19
  co -hosts, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,
• 1:05:22
  and John Oliver. No, thank you. I will not be
• 1:05:25
  watching that. And every liberal will be like,
• 1:05:27
  it's so impactful. It's not. No one cares. Not
• 1:05:30
  guys. Oh, yeah. Last night in New York. Next.
• 1:05:44
  Mm -hmm. Did this thing. They swept it. Fought
• 1:05:49
  up in 76ers. It was great. I like Jalen Bronson.
• 1:05:57
  He played against my high school growing up.
• 1:05:59
  When I was a senior and he was a freshman. And
• 1:06:03
  he crushed us. Right down in there. He knew that
• 1:06:07
  kid was going to go far. He knew he was going
• 1:06:10
  places. So there's a funny news clip going around.
• 1:06:16
  So last night, the Knicks won. Let me turn this
• 1:06:19
  off. The Knicks won. In Philadelphia. And we
• 1:06:22
  all know Philadelphia fans are scumbags. So here's
• 1:06:26
  a news report. So they lost. The 76ers lost to
• 1:06:31
  the Knicks in Philadelphia. Game four. They didn't
• 1:06:34
  win one playoff game. It was never really close.
• 1:06:39
  Pretty much it would have been a better series
• 1:06:41
  had the Celtics not blown a 3 -1 lead. Still
• 1:06:44
  can't believe they did that. Here's what I'm
• 1:06:45
  saying. So Philadelphia is always the fan base
• 1:06:48
  of scumbags. They got their own karma. Because
• 1:06:52
  all the Knicks fans interrogated this live report.
• 1:06:57
  Right here. I'm inside Xfinity Mobile Arena tonight,
• 1:07:01
  Cheyenne. This game was brutal. So it shows the
• 1:07:07
  reporter in the area outside of the arena. Just
• 1:07:13
  being surrounded by guys like it's a bang bus.
• 1:07:19
  You can add a browser's logo. I ain't gonna lie,
• 1:07:36
  this is a Mother's Day massacre. I left my mom,
• 1:07:38
  you know what I mean? It's been some thinking
• 1:07:40
  that I'm going down with the shit, but... You
• 1:07:43
  stupid. Go hang out with your mom. They were
• 1:07:45
  down 3 -0. There's never been an NBA team that's
• 1:07:48
  come back from 3 -0. Ah, it sucks. Good. You're
• 1:08:02
  a city of clowns. You're all morons. Good. I'm
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  glad you're quiet. It was game six a few years
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  ago when the Knicks beat us here and we walked
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  out and they were chanting like this. It's worse.
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  Yeah. Now you know how it feels. And then here's
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  here. He's just so soft. He doesn't care. He
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  brought his kid. Victor Wimby got... However
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• 1:08:51
  Against the Timberwolves. And the Timberwolves
• 1:08:55
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  fest that enters us. Well, Tampa Police Department
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  Loser! TBD says they found Kevin Cazaza at a
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  You never know what might come up now. Mm -hmm.
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  We'll see you next time. We'll be right back.
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  I do shout out. What the fuck was that? I can't
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  This is kind of a dreary, drowsy Monday show,
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  us. I'm Tiffany Tucker. And I'm Brian Duffy.
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• 1:15:14
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  to encourage others. To come forward. Oh, well.
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  That's the most Cleveland headline ever. This
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  We think this is ours. It could be worse, though.
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  At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
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  The masses, sports, you know, keep people from
• 1:16:14
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  and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
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• 1:16:58
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• 1:17:04
  you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?
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  I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.
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• 1:19:01
  get them up there. I had, like, half a bottle
• 1:19:04
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  I just thought that was a nickname. You know,
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  a good butt hole. I told you not, never, ever,
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  not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's
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  his name. Some of us were a little too busy banging
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  the exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
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  him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you raised
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  him down hell down at the library. Yeah, you
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  know I did. You're going to destroy A real live
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  robot? Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's
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  costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't
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  wisdom through screams Syndicated Skaro, now
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  air But we keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so
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  unfair The laughter's growin' dim Ear drums mixin'
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  happy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts
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  hit the street But soon the sound will vanish
• 1:41:25
  like shadows in the heat The happy hour is comin'
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  to a close Radio waves spinnin' like a wiltin'
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  rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But
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  we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair
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  Oh life wasn't what the laughter's growin' dim
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  Outro Music Like clockwork to a show Now it's
• 1:42:20
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  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
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  Like a rollercoaster stopping While the rivers
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
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  Now silence will remember Thoughts we can't rewind
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  Put a hoppy hour in Laughter and joy dissolving
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  in the air will keep the rhythm Oh life's just
• 1:42:56
  so unfair All the art is coming to a close Radio
• 1:43:00
  waves near like a whirlpool Laughter and joy
• 1:43:03
  dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm Oh
• 1:43:06
  life's just so unfair And like that. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 1:43:39
  Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
• 1:44:08
  and God bless America.