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Ryan Bridge: We shouldn't have to work for the government · Early Edition with Ryan Bridge

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  Speaker 1: Do you know what's really starting to rub me the
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  Speaker 1: wrong way? And we'll come to the chateau in a second.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that it's governments telling us to do more things.
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  Speaker 1: This morning, we've got the government coming out with yet
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  Speaker 1: another hotline, a tip line. It sounds fancy, sounds it
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  Speaker 1: almost sounds efficient, doesn't it. It's a hotline to report
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  Speaker 1: road cones, a road cone tip line. Sorry, but if
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  Speaker 1: the problem is that there are too many road cones
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  Speaker 1: on the road and there are necessary for the work
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  Speaker 1: that's being carried out, which half of them appear to be,
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  Speaker 1: then why do you need us to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: this is the annoying part. Surely, if we just had better,
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  Speaker 1: clearer rules and less bs, we wouldn't need a road
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  Speaker 1: cone tip line, a pothole tip line, a one oh
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  Speaker 1: five tip line, a beneficiary tip line. But when someone's
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  Speaker 1: breaking the beneficiary rules, either you know what you're doing,
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  Speaker 1: you've got smart people working for you, you've got smart systems,
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  Speaker 1: or you don't. And every time I hear of another
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  Speaker 1: tip plane, I realize they have no idea. Tip lines
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  Speaker 1: are the equivalent of a safety calming measure in the traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Those weird speed bumps or narrowing roads designed to make
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  Speaker 1: people feel better when they're driving around. All they really
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  Speaker 1: do is piss people off and reveal how rubbish the
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  Speaker 1: road design was to begin with. Plus, just think about this. Really,
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  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of road cones and a dumb place
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  Speaker 1: on a busy road. We've all seen it, work safe
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  Speaker 1: NZTA Council. They all drive past this busy spot every day.
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  Speaker 1: Then you've got Barbera and a little Honda Civic. She
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  Speaker 1: drives past it. She calls it and I'll call the
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  Speaker 1: tip line. Barrie, he's in his truck and trailer. He
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  Speaker 1: calls it, and I'll call the tip line. You're a
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  Speaker 1: good citizen, Barry. And then Sally of course, pigs that
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  Speaker 1: kids up from Score at three pm every day. She
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  Speaker 1: calls them the tip line. They all ring the tip line.
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  Speaker 1: They all report the same thing. It will then be
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  Speaker 1: somebody's job to sort through the tips. Of course, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, barriees, we've got Barbera's, We've got Sally's what streets
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  Speaker 2: dad or she called from the sandgor somebody else has
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  Speaker 2: to triarge the tip line and the tips.
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  Speaker 1: Remember, so there's two jobs. There are two people employed
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  Speaker 1: in this already you see where I'm going with this.
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  Speaker 1: In three weeks, Barry, Sally and Barb might get a
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  Speaker 1: letter in the mail because the post only runs two
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  Speaker 1: days a week. Now, remember the letter says we're looking
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  Speaker 1: into this issue for you. Meanwhile, one hundred government or
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  Speaker 1: council people have walked or driven past the road cone
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  Speaker 1: Armageddon and nothing has changed. This is the problem with
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  Speaker 1: tip lines, This is the problem with governments. This is
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  Speaker 1: the problem with people who work for them, and we
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be one of them. For more from Early edition
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