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56: People Naming Their Kids After IKEA Furniture | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh, my mom's a dentist, Like I
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: get take you. We all was like not a good idea,
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Like she go came back and were like how did
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: it go? Because mama just pulled her too, like she
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: said in the kitchen pulled. I don't I think it
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: was an actual dentist office pulled the tooth like this
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: is a full grown It was like on the side,
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: it's your side to Why would you get your tooth
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: pull and Fiji girl.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Like she had God, why would you get pulled? She
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: came back, she came back to meet you guys. She
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: had got she.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Had something in there, like she had put a little
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: something that was stuck in her ead, Like how your
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: mom girl doing.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: To fish.
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  Speaker 3: Tooth?
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: So I know? So she missed on the side tooth
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  Speaker 2: now necessary. It was like, why would you just wasting
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  Speaker 2: to get home? We weren't gonna be.
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: Going because now you're on a vacation. You can't drink,
• 0:57
  Speaker 4: you can't do nothing.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you meet somebody on the beach. Now you can't
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: do nothing. Why you can't do that?
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  Speaker 3: Did y'all see the video that went viral a couple
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: of weeks ago. So sometimes apparently you go. You know,
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  Speaker 3: Passport bros. They go to Dominican and have sex with
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: women and stuff like that. So apparently a woman I
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  Speaker 3: believe it was a woman. I'm not toty shirt, but
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: she was like, you need to go to Jamaica and
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  Speaker 3: get treated right. And she posts a video of her
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  Speaker 3: and like a Jamaican dude was putting like mud on her,
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: doing like a massage type thing. And somebody else is like,
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: y'all make fun of passport bros. Women be getting dicked
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: down in like Jamaica. And somebody posts a video of
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: a girl like this Jamaican nigga was rubbing his meat
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  Speaker 3: like bessiging her, rubbing the meat on. She was like
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  Speaker 3: not in sir, out around but not in no lie.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, you want to put it in You need
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  Speaker 3: to get like a grocery bag or something. Did you not.
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  Speaker 2: Massage? Is that?
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  Speaker 3: Like it's a black woman. She put it in the corner.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: He put it in the corner of the grocery bag
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  Speaker 3: to make a I guess, but that ain't the same
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: plastic to the water. They were in the water.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: To her, it's germs on it. That's me chicken blood.
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  Speaker 3: Also putting your chicken in these grocery bags. Man to
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  Speaker 3: toad it put it in you take it out of
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: your actual groceries, out of there, and then putting flour
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  Speaker 3: in there outside of the box.
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  Speaker 2: Being out in the world. I just want to be
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  Speaker 2: tagged in the location of this video.
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  Speaker 3: It was in Jamaica for sure what it is.
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  Speaker 2: But the different passport balls they go back, they bring
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  Speaker 2: back wives. That's what they did. We're just going to
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  Speaker 2: have a little fun.
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  Speaker 4: I had sex in the freezer of Theminican Republic with
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  Speaker 4: the bartender Andy hair brains.
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  Speaker 2: Yes I did, I did what? Yes, And this is
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  Speaker 2: all my baby. I do not lie.
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: Like skin with He had bracest as well.
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  Speaker 4: So what it happened is, uh, my boyfriend had found
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  Speaker 4: some stuff and accused me of sleeping with my neighbor's grandson,
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: which I was, but the evidence he found didn't lead
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: up to that, and so he broke up with me
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: at my brother's wedding and to via Snapchat, and so
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: my sister only wants to speak Spanish, so she translated
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  Speaker 4: and it hooked me up with the dude. And I remember,
• 3:29
  Speaker 4: you know, trying to see if he has something, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like I did the pumping and then I
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  Speaker 4: did the dead and he goes.
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  Speaker 2: No protection protection and then pulled out because I need
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  Speaker 2: to know you got something.
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  Speaker 4: Protect you on, protection on, and he had and it's
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  Speaker 4: in this cute little pink box. It looks almost like
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: a match lid. How there's coming like mattress. But yeah,
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: we did he put out no, no, no, yeah it was condoms.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah he had condoms. But yeah, we go.
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  Speaker 2: Out there just.
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  Speaker 5: What he got it because we so how did y'all
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  Speaker 5: get in the freezer?
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  Speaker 4: Because he works there, so in the resort, they just
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  Speaker 4: can't be out in the bout. So he took me
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  Speaker 4: into the resort. Now, at first he had this little blanket,
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: he had some some little champagne and it was very
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  Speaker 4: no this was in this So it's like here goes
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  Speaker 4: the room where they're at, and then the freezer is
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  Speaker 4: right next to it.
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  Speaker 2: So then we ended up in the freezer.
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  Speaker 3: Because cut.
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  Speaker 4: You would think so because people were like, oh, he
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  Speaker 4: didn't shrivel up, I was like, no, he went to work.
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  Speaker 2: Then I went back to the club and I'm like, damn,
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  Speaker 2: your skin is so cold that I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: was that like? In the freezer? I'm cold right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but a freezer, Yes, in the freaking freezer. Yes, the freezer.
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  Speaker 2: Don't turn me on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's vecation, it's vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see.
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  Speaker 3: Might be the weirdest I've heard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he was like six, yeah, well you know
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  Speaker 2: what he told me. I didn't know. My sister is
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  Speaker 2: the one who facilitated the conversation where to meet.
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  Speaker 4: So when I got there, it was nice and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: and when you're like sexual chemistry and body language is
• 5:25
  Speaker 4: all the same everywhere, even energy is the same, and
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: you can kind of draw stuff and you know what
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying. No, he asked me when I was coming back.
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  Speaker 4: So he drew the island in my home and then
• 5:37
  Speaker 4: was like, when are you coming? And I still have
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  Speaker 4: it in my scrap book. Imagine you got to communicate
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  Speaker 4: with a newga that draw right.
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  Speaker 6: Google, Yah, I show you that because I know one sapping.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, you was like, right here.
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  Speaker 4: And it will He was like I did, I'll never forget.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, no, protecting on something funnier, but I just
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  Speaker 2: don't think it's appropriate.
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  Speaker 4: But well, what's even funnier? Because you know I was
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  Speaker 4: going down on him right, and I like to be
• 6:33
  Speaker 4: slapped right, so and I was like, slap me, saying
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  Speaker 4: he slapped me and goes.
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  Speaker 2: And then this motherfucker takes off. He just starts slapping.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it. I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, go over sea and get
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  Speaker 2: you to d I love that. Hold on, I don't
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  Speaker 2: give never mind. I asked you later for these.
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  Speaker 3: People the resort, guest, are they eating out of this reezon?
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  Speaker 7: Of course that's where all the stuff is, right, because
• 7:10
  Speaker 7: looking in the Hamburger, I was like, but.
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: Que oh, my gosh.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: Grandmother was dying and needed money. Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Say, when my sister she was like, he sent me
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: a picture of his grandfather. I was like, oh, this
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: is what they do. They get the American women and
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: I love you, I love you all me more. And
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  Speaker 4: then they want you to send the money.
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  Speaker 3: And then you didn't speak no picture.
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess your grandy should have.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, wrong with you.
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: That's funny. Actually, the first story is called people are
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  Speaker 3: Naming their Babies after People Are Naming their babies after
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  Speaker 3: Ikea Products is the time of the first story. It's
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: just funny because was talking about freezer sex. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what you what you from what you say.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what you can't tell us, what you can't
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  Speaker 3: say because you don't lived. You don't lived a lot
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  Speaker 3: of lives for us to be the same age you
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  Speaker 3: was doing more stuff with your time. You were doing
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  Speaker 3: stuff people don't be taking the day off. You'd be
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  Speaker 3: like not me, I was in the d R all right.
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  Speaker 3: So apparently the Sweetish furniture company known as Zikia is
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  Speaker 3: known for obviously modern sleek styles that ship flats and
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  Speaker 3: all that crap, but apparently a lot of their furniture
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  Speaker 3: names have been become very popular baby names. Names such
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  Speaker 3: as top names are mom, mom, m A L M,
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  Speaker 3: boord b O R D is also popular. So Norway
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  Speaker 3: experienced a five percent increase in the were babies born
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  Speaker 3: based on Ikea furniture in twenty nineteen and twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Like this is intentional or just what happens that they have?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's intentional because apparently the this article
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  Speaker 3: is saying the Ikea names don't they're not They're like
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  Speaker 3: made up names. They're not the Sweedish word for something.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like a word that sounds like it should
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  Speaker 3: be a word like mom does not mean table.
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  Speaker 9: But that's I feel like we and white people business with.
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  Speaker 2: Ike to have higher hopes for me.
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  Speaker 3: What we go to IKEA. I went to ike and
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  Speaker 3: got the meatballs and that's probably the best sweet mist
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  Speaker 3: Swedish me.
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  Speaker 5: The woman in Washington, I've never been, never, never anything.
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  Speaker 3: They got cool stuff that don't be that much. You
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  Speaker 3: just have to build it. You have to put it
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  Speaker 3: and make it yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got a cafeteria in there.
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  Speaker 3: They got a cafeteria to sell meat balls. That are crazy.
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  Speaker 3: They sell Thanksgiving food during Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: They got cinnamon rolls, ice cream. So you just get
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  Speaker 2: your food and go sit on the front of you
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  Speaker 2: and eat.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I go there just eating.
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  Speaker 2: Up there. They just eat.
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  Speaker 3: I have stopped by not giving.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, tourses are foodies. My house is going
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  Speaker 2: to eat.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know because I'm going that way. In Washington,
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: there was a all called South Center. If you took
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  Speaker 3: this freeway, it was a back way and I was
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: over there. Yeah, and I definitely stopped buying. It was
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  Speaker 3: only one food. I never know. This are crazy good.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't like a thing like I'm going
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  Speaker 3: out here for lunch at work. But at one time
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  Speaker 3: I went in there and ate and I left. I
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  Speaker 3: did the Costco too. Them little hot dogs is like
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  Speaker 3: a dollar fifty this movie like two bucks. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Costco is definitely go get something to eat.
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  Speaker 3: And they don't check that much. If you just go
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  Speaker 3: to that side. You know, if you go to the
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  Speaker 3: other side, they be checking. But the side they have
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: the food, they'd be like, are.
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  Speaker 4: You in the pandemic. They don't look at them cards
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  Speaker 4: no more. Just come your lass in. Yeah, I mean
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: you got it to shop. Yeah, if you just want
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  Speaker 4: to go get some food.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they need their bread.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's automated. You just put your thing in
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: and then go pick your food up. Now you just
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: ordered them to pay on the screen yourself and go.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: The patron got me a I Kid card when we
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: got our first real office bro we boed, I mean
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: I care card, Costco card. We was going. I used
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: to survive if a Costco when I was in college.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: I ate. I used to go there and get a
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: whole bunch of waffles, soup, noodles and and uh them pizzas. Yeah.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: That was like my whole diet for like my sophomore year,
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: and I used to be so jealous of the talk
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: on rich kids who had, like I mean, everybody seen
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: rich when you ain't got no bread, but like they
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  Speaker 3: had the full meal plan, the present game, my laptop,
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: and the like, nigga, you have thirty seven a day,
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: thirty seven eighty a day. You can eat anything, you
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  Speaker 3: can do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: Was that you you had? I was confused. I used
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: to get the waffles, and I'm like.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: You would. I used to bring a little two pack
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: of Eggo waffles in my backpack and used a toaster
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: at the college and eat those and they would be
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: already kind of warm, already by the time I got
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: to school.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: My mom had Sarro Palsey. I had all the scholarships
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: I don't giving.
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  Speaker 4: Not only got that, I still got thirty thousand dollars
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: and loans and everything was paid for.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: I was taking all the type of money they have
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: my mother's hand together. Give me the cash, career, just
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: the fucking money.
• 12:58
  Speaker 9: Always had a job at restaurant, so I feel like
• 13:01
  Speaker 9: I didn't have the struggle for food, like I worked
• 13:03
  Speaker 9: at Hooters.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: I worked at p of chains during college.
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  Speaker 3: So they have my bachelor party at Hooters.
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  Speaker 2: It was slain.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes my my churchy live. I'd be so to redo that.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: I want to go so hard.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: You've got the strip club etiquette on the first time.
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  Speaker 3: No, so me and Melissa are getting our vowsal nude
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  Speaker 3: and all I want is a is a classic man's Yeah,
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: bachelor party. It was at Hooters on like a Friday night,
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: a family about their eight year old. Yeah, just a
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: regular person like like you.
• 13:40
  Speaker 9: Were like, I think I take the chicken makes place, Like,
• 13:46
  Speaker 9: excuse me your showing.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Do you have a skirt in your back? Yeah, I'll
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: see you hallolojah night.
• 14:06
  Speaker 10: Yes man, Because it really is true.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was like, man, this is crazy.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Never been in before and I was like, oh my god,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: this is.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Like Yo's wild.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: That's your bachelor party Hooters.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: No you haven't. That's why we did the tripod again.
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: The strip clubs at eighteen that has lipped especially if
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: you go to the Woods strip clubs. Here this them, Bubba.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: They have me flipped up over that. I was having
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: a ball. Yeah, they got the right check. If you're
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: if you're looking for chipping Dale's then yeah. But thugs
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: taste the walking and spinning you. I love it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: They come out with their little pants and yeah.
• 15:09
  Speaker 9: It's really more actually, I think it's kind of a
• 15:12
  Speaker 9: little bit more funny.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a little bit funny. But they be fine.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Ship there.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Men don't have the same amount of moods for like dancing.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: But they have you up like that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: They and they got a lot of they got the
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: little rolls and they get all down on the ground
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: and they they do know.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: They have a lot. Yeah, they have like fat that's
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: chipping down. We're talking about niggas and dells these.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: And they like they do a lot of this to
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: roll about the usher. Yeah type ship they be.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: It's it's good men. They can dance discuss me. I
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: hate that. I get disgusted. I've never been. I'm not
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: a fan of you like tworking in the throng like.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I don't never.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Like that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want to see the nigg.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: In the you're talking about any man that can dance? Yes, gru.
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  Speaker 9: What about.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: It's a real thin line. But I think that I
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like Chris Brown's like dancing.
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  Speaker 9: No, I do a test, Like before I got married,
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: I asked my ex I said, can you dance? He
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: was like yeah, I said, showed me. He was like,
• 16:28
  Speaker 9: I said, yeah, we're gonna, We're gonna be together. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 9: do not like guys that can dance.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: That is crazy.
• 16:38
  Speaker 9: Because my worst nightmare is like me being at a
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: party and I'm in the kitchen getting some juice and
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: I'm like, yeah, gir this party is cute and I
• 16:45
  Speaker 9: heard oh.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: And I peek in the lip room and it's my
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: nigga in up the middle, Like what is that?
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I want to say this. I know I feel, I'm
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I do feel.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I don't unless you're if you're Chris Brown, sure.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: If you and I don't your profession, I don't hear.
• 17:08
  Speaker 9: If you you want to the last Win record, I
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: don't want to see that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I do not want to see that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I can do you hear, I bet it. Let's go, stop, stop,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: let's go. I told you not to do that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Just grab her first, I told you on pop.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: And he'll still be there.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Bene. I'm out of there, so you mind nothing. Concerts
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: like when you see Beyonce, you see less twins going off,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: you be irritating.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: That's good for them, but it can't be your nigga exactly.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Let me do twins, Tims. Yeah, you don't like doing
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: so you got served. You were just like it could
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: have been something bad.
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: I like the guy in the corner in the back
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: watching like, so if your guy don't have no rhythm,
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: you're good with me.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: He will never never be him.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I can come back. What happened was ship That's what.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I do feel her on on some regular that's not
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: your profession. And we just had a party somewhere. I
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: don't I've never liked this. That sweating, I never liked.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: That's in the middle of the circle swimming.
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  Speaker 8: Me.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: That was like the niggas heady clubs don't ever have.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: A round home.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And because they did love they have when like you know, no, yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Joe, just a back line. This nigga, this nigga, the worm.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: She's like, it's the worm. Oh my god, I'm oh,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm terrified.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: The worm.
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: You're on the grown, You're on the floor where the
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: niggas can't live.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: You go to the battroom and you come out. Your
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: nigga own the ground. Yeah, get her worm.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm this.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Get up he's like.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Tossing to me baby.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, John.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: I don't let this man, Joe, it needs to be boxing.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I'm here for you.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Never had experience like this. This is just a night
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: a pre nightmare.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It's just a pre It's just like a big inch
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: for me, big. I don't like that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I want to see your your davy profile. If you can, just.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Gives the juice.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Please, no, SWI.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Would never do this.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I thought you was in the kitchen. Yeah, I'm sorry
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: my soul.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: No, please, I'm dead. It's so I never heard that.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I thought most women like being who could dance or escape.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: There's somebody for everybody, a nigga who can't.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Trust levels and the lines because I could literally picture
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the dude that she is imitating. Right, there's some dudes
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: that I don't mind you having a little rhythm and
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: being like, but you gotta be cool and laid back
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: with it. But that's the nigga that's going hard in
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the circle. That's like, that is two different things that hold.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: On your nigga on the side.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: He's not in the middle, but he's on the side, like,
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: you can't be doing that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Doing this, But it happened.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It happened to the niggas here you cool.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not really a dancer, right, so it's
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: like dances. I can't think the names of them, Like,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I don't mind you knowing how to do that. But
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: it's a very difference that she. But I'm between the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: dude that you can't be that he's hard.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I'm shaking different. Yeah, yo, god dumb.
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: At this age and people, oh man, listen, I'm just
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: saying it's a preference.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: It's what I like.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: White, That's what.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about. That big Swolly on Instagram and be like.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Him, big groomed.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: I love by no outside awareness. He never looks at
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: the faces of the people who are not a part
• 22:56
  Speaker 10: of the video. Them people be like, like black people say,
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: just when they see him.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I don't like niggas dancing her chicken if he was
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: just normally dance.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: But it's the fucking the dance of her chicken that
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: really I went in for.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I think it was a piece of head commercial and
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: they wanted me to dance and they played like some
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: future or something, which I was like, first of all,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you can't even really dance on this.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Secondly, no, thank you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't like that in front of m Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: I know that I got now that no, I cannot.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: And then he got this dumb and dumber this new
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: guy with him too, So now they both like, oh
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: my god. Yeah, like, get to get off the restaurant,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: get the chicken down, take that ship to a house
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: party and knock it off old chicken.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Just niggas dance for chicken.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Makes me more mad, like I got to beat y'all.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I can't, y'all, don't.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: God listen. Sometimes I watch content that I hate just
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: the cringe. I just have to do it their videos.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I just be like I can't.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm glad he changed his name because Groove and
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Gorilla used to.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I didn't know, that's what he said.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: It's also there's some amount of muscles you have. You
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: can't dance the more you get too big. What's you're
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: so small?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Like big clothes are small. I'm just like, it wears
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: me out. It wears me so.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I love the random detours we get. Never know Johnson
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: just be at parties like Nigga can never be me,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: That nigga can never be me, That nigga never be me.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: The middle of the circle nigga, that's it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You're surprised when Tommy cruppers next time? Oh my god,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I love a crump. I do not be impressed. I'm like,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: why you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Gotta find the person for you, man, there's somebody for everybody.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: A nigga who can't dances like this is my greatest
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: because I can't dance.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I've never understand.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Care. I won't know what to do in the middle
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: of the same pool. There's guys out there. She might
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: not be for you, but just know somebody hates dancing niggas,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: So you're good z d m me if you can
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: up and see what happens.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Why get turned kiddingapped? I love niggas.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I love it. I don't care.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I love it that hard. I love all of it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I don't care what kind of dancing it is. Well,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: that's that's that's okay. You know, that's just have the
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: murder hands.
• 25:54
  Speaker 13: So yeah, you know he rapped me. You know he
• 25:56
  Speaker 13: feels it too much, a little okay, so funny.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I'm all right, I'm gonna go to the random question
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: generator real quick before he closes out. Here's the question,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: what's the story behind your last rant. What's the thing
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: that made you go off last, Keisha? Do you remember
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: what it was?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: What was my last rant? I don't know. I know mind,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like I have a had a rent in
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: a while, not normally be renting.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: None pissed you off? Do y'all have one? Because I can.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Peaceful?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: You make me want to. I want to sit down
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: you nigga. You see Keisha right now, and then two
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: minutes later she'll be in a Ruba in a baptist
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Probably have not been a month where you ain't went
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: somewhere I would, and the next day you won't mention
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: nothing about Mexico. You ain't. How about month plus three days?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I was in Mexico for a little bit. You're lying how.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I normally would. Though I've been sitting down. I just
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: seen you at the whole party. I was like, I
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: want to come.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It was lit last month, last calendar month. Were you
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: in Mexico?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: And I don't know where?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Okay? Lit'sten? This different question from h since you be
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: lying no, I can't think of a d though that's fine.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Do you believe there's only one other person in the
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: world for you or many? Why are you give me
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: that question. It's serve everybody to answer the first one.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: I want you another one. I think there's only one person? Yes?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Really, yes, ship really?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Okayish what you think?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I love these holes?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: So that is a crazy I think that there is
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: there's the ability to connect with a lot of different people. Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I'm just I don't have no great answer for that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I I feel like you could love more than one
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: person at a time.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I think I'm heavy of support poly relationships. Oh really, yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: so I don't.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know if there's just one because there's not
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: even enough equal Well, I don't want say equal man
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: for women because everybody is not with man or woman.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: But I think you can find at least one, you
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. But there could This this question
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: sucks for me. I'm gonna tell you the last thing
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I ran it about why they rapping these kids toys
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: and so tight? No, yeah, let me tell you something.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: It takes me twenty minutes over the power ranger.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Got the neck, the hair here here, No, and then
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: you can't you you gotta take the peel in the
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: back of the box off. Then not only are the
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: things twisted, then they got these flat pieces that you.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Gotta try to break off, and you're just.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Like yo, yo, nobody else's minding by that. But that
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: used to piss me off.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: It's too much, like it ain't nobody still in this
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: barbie like this? And then every accessory has five different ways.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Then it has all the rubber bands on it too,
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: and then it's a white thing in the back and
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: it's a thing like that, and then you're trying to
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: twist it and then fit it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: And by she didn't outgrow the toys by the time
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I got this out the box.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Why that's the specific. But that did piss me off.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why is it taking me fifteen minutes?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: It's it's so much, it's so much.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Take the ship to your dad house. Now you're open
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: us at your dad's house. I'm not opening no more
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: toys here. Everything out of your dad's house. Let him
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: and his girlfriend figure that ship out, because I ain't
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: doing it. Oh you want to you want to be
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: a mom, open your game, you want you want to
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: have the baby without having the open work around here.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: They just gonna be building a family with my baby.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: It ain't opening no toys. I seen all the toys
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: over y.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: You over.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: You know, just get to have all the joys of
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: being them all.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: You ain't doing no work.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: These toys be with this nigga, this baby, these toys, Okay,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: ship wild and making pancakes from scratch every time my dough.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Her hair ain't that, but she's supposed to be doing hair.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: You want to nigga with a baby, you.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Need to do the hair too, Like you got to
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: put in on this baby, y'all like just gonna be
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: at the house kicking and you ain't doing the.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Motherly Yeah, I hate it. Like I don't want no
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: other woman around my kid. Nah, get that to do
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: some work. It's hair washed day. She needs some shoes.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Like, okay, she played the guitar, teach my baby the
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: guitar please, like all type of ship.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I want her to do everything you could do. You
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Okay, I don't want no money
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: around my daughter.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Hair mind or seven? I love hold Yeah, between the
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: rant or do you believe there's only one person in
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: the world for you or many?
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: I was really trying to I love to rant. I
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: was really trying to think of him, but I cannot
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: think of one.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I think you already ranted out about the I can't think.
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: No, I don't believe there's one person. I believe you
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: can fall in love multiple times over your life, over
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: your life, and then you know you might meet somebody
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: and things.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Work out for the rest of y'all's lives.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, couldn't And yeah, I think it's all about experience
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: in love or whatever. So I don't think there's just
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: one person. I think you fall you can fall in
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: love multiple times.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I agree. I think that too. I remember one time
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: we was reading The Purpose Driven Life by Rick Warren
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: as a church meaningless a word, younger married then probably
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: less definitely less than ten years, probably like five or six,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: and he's a pastor, and this book was going crazy
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: in the church, everybody raving in valiant and he was
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: like in the book, he was like, I don't believe
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: God chooses your spouse for you. I believe who you
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: marry is more reflective of your socioeconomic background where you
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: live than some divine ordinance, and you can marry this
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: person and it's all about how much work. I don't
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: believe in so many for nothing like that. I told Melissa.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, I agree with him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Nika, Yeah, twelve and a half time. I definitely think
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Of course you love, you can love that the people
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: are fall in love. But I definitely I still believe
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: that there's one person for you. And I think a
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: lot of people are not with the person you can
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: marry if you want to marry, not with the person.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Some people are not with who they're supposed to be
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: within my opin.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: So my thing about that, and this is what I
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: brought up to her. I'm like, so, what if your
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: person is a Chinese person who's born the same day
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: you were, but lives in communist China?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: How you find that one person lax international time brow airport?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I think at the airport, I'm going to beat that person.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: How many times have you heard of somebody who live
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: people live in two different states. I know somebody that
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: mess somebody at an excursion in South Africa.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Now I don't know them.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I know the friend your friend, right, So it's like
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: both of y'all came in South Africa at the same time.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Y'all went on the Scurton. She didn't want to go
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: on in it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: But you think God is like, okay him?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Think he not?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I mean I think he can, but I think you're
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: more likely to jass this point. I think who you love,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: you decide to love them.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I think you can't absolutely do ye, yeah I.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Will so so a lot of us aren't even doing
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the thing God created us to do and purpose us
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to do, right you. I think that he has somebody
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: for you now rather than y'all to decide.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: And I feel like, do you think you will bet
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: that person for sure?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like he'll make sure y'all cross paths now
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: rather not his shot, or rather not the woman.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: You know, that's all on you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Why is that person always a romantic person? Right? What
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: you mean? The person for you could be your homeboy
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: or homegirl, Like that's the person you're so made, but
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: they ain't a romantic partnership.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You could have friends that are for you. But I
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: think there is a romantic person for you.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, I think you have so many friend I
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: my so may friend is gone, but Reggie was definitely
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: my soulmate friend, Like that was my soulmate, Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Best friend, you know what I'm saying. Like, I definitely
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: believe he was.
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: I believe in multiple soulmates. You can have multiple soulmates
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: over your life. It's not just one designated person. But
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: I will say I think that believing that there is
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: one person that God has sent here for you on
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: earth is very dangerous. It's a dangerous mindset to have
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: because there are lots of people out there who never
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: meet that person and instead of experiencing life and loving
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: people as they could along the journey, I think we're
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: put here to love. If you never meet the person
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: that you think is just sent here for you, it's
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: like damn. You can feel like at the end you
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: wasted time or you wasted life, but that's not true.
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: You've been all these people you loved during your lifetime.
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: So I think it's a little bit it's dangerous for
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: people for us to take the blame like God put
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: the person here and you never found him, or you
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: missed the opportunity, And that's not true.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You had so many opportunities to love. So you know,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: then people still love along the way.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Or you can stick with somebody might be wrong for you,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: thinking that they are the right person or you you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying, are you're getting mistreated or.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: What sometimes people do?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: God, I think people say with the wrong people a
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: whole lot, but I don't think most of the time
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: it ain't because like, oh God told me that this
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: is where I'm supposed to be.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: It's like definitely, oh he's got money, you know.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Man. Uh, fear keeps people in some stuff because at
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: least you know it and be a lot of times
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: in this is love and other stuff, people feel safer
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: in something that's routine than the unknown, you know what
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I mean. I have so many friends back home that
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm moving to La, I'm moving like niggas
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: is not just to not know where that check's coming from,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: not knowing where to elect they don't matter if you
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: living in a pig style. If you know their way
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: around that, it sometimes feels safer than not knowing what's
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: coming next. And that's why most people I think there
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: was just that like eighty six percent of people live
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: within thirty miles from the place they were born and
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: never live outside of their state. Like that's crazy. And
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying everybody's afraid. Some people have the family whatever,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: but I'm certain some people would want to move.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because I know, ye dudes that ain't left
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: they block you know what I'm saying.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: It's comfortability is some people never go on the other
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: side of their town.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Travel. I mean messing people. You're from Dallas and I
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: was like having a show in Dallas and dude was like,
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: broh you on I think whatever side of Dallas I
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: was on, like the Arlington side, and the show was
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: on the opposite side, like on the other side of
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: the airport. Yeah, he was like, brod been in Dallas
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: my whole life. I've never been on the other side
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: of the airport. Like you've never been on the other
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: side of the city you live, right, He was like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: never I met people in duc was like, bro, I don't.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I never go this old hair airport. I never go
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: past that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, people, I'm like, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Every time those like things go around, like how many
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  Speaker 3: places have you been? But my friends are usual traveling
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  Speaker 3: or comedians, so they've been a lot of places. But
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  Speaker 3: most people have not been to fifteen US cities.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so made is eight blocks over? I can't
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  Speaker 2: find no on that side of the airport. Get on
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  Speaker 2: the other side.
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