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- 0:31Hey everybody, I I appreciate you coming to see this.
- 0:35Your support means a lot more. Than a lot.
- 0:37It means 936 American dollars cash.
- 0:41Lack we're only here because these broke asses were proof
- 0:44before they pay. That actually makes way more
- 0:46sense. Can't.
- 0:47Believe you actually hung out with Big Fox.
- 0:48You jealous old man of. What let?
- 0:50Me guess you get to do a bar fight.
- 0:52I'm right right. That's what criminals do with
- 0:54bars. They ruin everybody's.
- 0:55Fun fact, if you're going to make me stand next to a
- 0:58criminal, you can at least hurry this shit up.
- 1:00If. You're going to make me stand
- 1:01next to Benjamin's fucking button?
- 1:02You could at least change his diaper.
- 1:04You're the only one here that's full of shit.
- 1:06You miss Flambe trying to kill me after I revealed my identity.
- 1:09I saved his life, his whole ass life.
- 1:13Now he owes me a whole ass life. Or even though because I paid
- 1:17for your tacos. Right, right, right.
- 1:19I forgot. So I would easily exchange your
- 1:21life for the double crunch guide.
- 1:25OK. Protopause test 19 ready to
- 1:27commend. We good when you good recommend.
- 1:30Engaging protopause now. See there is that confirmation
- 2:18enough for you cheap ass bitches.
- 2:20Pay me my money. Fucking hell.
- 2:22So John, it's so obvious he don't have superpowers.
- 2:24It's a fucking waste of time if he was, you know.
- 2:26Why am I being in Hero? Why would he pick Mecca man?
- 2:29Reminder that Mike is still open.
- 2:33Not bad, right? Look better than the original.
- 2:36Well, smoke is a little over hell.
- 2:38I felt the same too, but I think that purple is a nice touch.
- 2:43What smoke? Shut
- 4:02Welcome back. How long was I?
- 4:09About 14-15 hours I think. You OK, Roy?
- 4:15Why do you look worse than me? It's over.
- 4:19Rather, I cannot recreate the Astral Pulse.
- 4:25Too much power, too small a size.
- 4:29No pause mean I can't make the man Mecca.
- 4:34I'm not good enough, bro. Fail you.
- 4:37Fail everybody. Almost bring down the whole
- 4:40team, almost get you. Let's get everybody blown up.
- 4:45All this is is just a minor set back.
- 4:50I'm not worried. But I am.
- 4:58Roy, you did your best. I can't ask for anything else.
- 5:07Thank you. I.
- 5:15Heard that big bastard crying in the band.
- 5:18Makes it hard to shit when somebody's doing that next to
- 5:20you, you know? Pretty distracting, yeah.
- 5:24Everyone else OK. And does it go?
- 5:27Fine, one thing she's good at is disappearing when people get
- 5:30hurt. What's your deal with her?
- 5:34You give everyone shit but it always seems extra with Vizzy.
- 5:38She's a liability and one of us needs to be objective when it's
- 5:42clear something's going on between the two of you.
- 5:45Don't think I don't see it. It's all over your stupid face.
- 5:48You like it? So I got a hater from both of
- 5:51us. You think she likes me?
- 5:55How the fuck would I know? I don't know, you seem to be
- 5:57watching everything I do. Can you ask her in PE?
- 6:01Maybe put a note in her locker for me.
- 6:04Ha ha, motherfucker. But this little bit you're
- 6:06doing, it just exposes you because you wouldn't be joking
- 6:09like this if you didn't ever think for look.
- 6:12Just be careful kid. Some people that black holes,
- 6:15you reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do
- 6:19whatever the fuck black holes do.
- 6:20I don't know, they fuck you up. Your new look screams I know
- 6:28some science shit so I was with you the whole way.
- 6:31No, come on, take the day off. Not really.
- 6:34I'm fine. All I've got to do is sit at a
- 6:37desk. Desk work doesn't land you in
- 6:39the Infirmary. Think about that.
- 6:40I'll. Mold over.
- 6:54All we have to do is stick to the plan.
- 6:57If they're red ring or enhanced, proceed with caution.
- 7:01One second, what are you doing up?
- 7:04Turns out I'm completely fine, just sort of time travelled
- 7:08several hours into the future where I feel pretty rested.
- 7:12Cool. Yeah, that happens to me every
- 7:14night. Wish I could say the same.
- 7:16How's the ship going? Good.
- 7:19Yeah, challenging. Made worse by all the enhanced
- 7:22villains we're dealing with lately.
- 7:24I have a whole new appreciation for you.
- 7:32I'm sorry about the pulse. Give us some time.
- 7:38Roid's a little down, but I'm sure we can come up with
- 7:41alternate power sources. Hey.
- 7:47Really looking forward to tonight.
- 7:48Perfect timing. Yeah, same.
- 7:53Wait, what are you? So I'm not a dispatch dude, but
- 8:08I don't know if sending my level at a sub at Sunday school was
- 8:11the move. Say less.
- 8:27I'm here to hustle. I need someone to wait in line
- 8:31for this really cool game that I'm old enough to play.
- 8:33And my parents said it was okay to call SDN.
- 8:41Understood. All right, what I fucking miss?
- 8:44Holy shit man, you're okay. Here was so fucking scared.
- 8:47Dude, guess Mecca man's a bit sturdier than we thought.
- 8:50Damn boy you ate mad. Shit, we got your present.
- 8:54Did you say it? I did.
- 8:55Thank you. That was very nice.
- 8:57I am impressed with your fragile body's ability to sustain such a
- 9:02wide array of injuries. Welcome back.
- 9:05Glad you're back, Robbie. Things were almost too boring
- 9:08around here. I'm stacking mad dubs today
- 9:40baby. Half man, half bad, all freak.
- 10:16Hello. Yes, it's that time of month
- 10:19again. Send your finest over to clean
- 10:22my abode. The Blazer hold down the Fort.
- 10:24OK, she did the best she could. Must be a bit rusty.
- 10:27She's been away from the desk too long, I thought.
- 10:29This was an easy job. Well, it's not.
- 10:32I just make it look easy. Shit, rub it you're actually.
- 10:35Cool. He's not.
- 10:37He's just been gone all day, so it seems like he is.
- 10:47Shit, there's some.
- 11:00Dude, just as from that man picking.
- 11:02Fights with Randall, that's at the.
- 11:03Convention Center. It's weird.
- 11:04Can't you make? It stop.
- 11:09Here I go. Let's go Flambe is still out
- 11:13sick. Sick of your shit maybe, but
- 11:17yeah I haven't heard anything from him since last night.
- 11:20Funny, I thought he was going to catch me on the way in.
- 11:22Fuck me up in the parking lot. Yeah, I thought so too.
- 11:27No one believes me, but there's. Definitely a ghost.
- 11:31In my house, Anybody over there good at exorcisms?
- 11:35Or whatever. Knew me.
- 11:39Bucket rocks. Nice job Golem, very scary.
- 12:01Rolling out. Bug it, we ball.
- 12:05Damn right. I need a smoke break.
- 12:29Hell yeah. Re election's coming up.
- 12:35And we're hosting a little. Roast of the Mayor and SDN Hero
- 12:38would really round out our guest list.
- 13:03Hold you, this is all bullshit. Everybody should step back.
- 13:14Feeling fresh? Oh did you guys hit van this
- 13:20thing and his wife got divorced? Sure did.
- 13:23My entire portfolio is fucked. I.
- 13:26Knew the vibes were off this morning but I couldn't tell if
- 13:28it was divorce vibes or shitty commute traffic.
- 13:30Vibe. Hey, maybe she's not going to
- 13:33hell after all. Burying someone can send you to.
- 13:36Hell yeah, but let me if you marry a billionaire.
- 13:47Hey Team Blazer's doing a speech over the college and one of you
- 13:51will be there to hear it. The Faction of Light needs your
- 14:00help to overtake the Faction of Darkness.
- 14:04Preferably before 8 when the park closes.
- 14:07What? The fuck is alarm?
- 14:09Stands for live action role play but it's not a sex thing OK?
- 14:15It's like people dressing up and playing pretend type shit.
- 14:17Still sounds like a sex thing. The type of shit I'm on, you
- 14:21wouldn't understand. Mr. Vanderstank is requesting.
- 14:26Assistance his line of. Delivery bots appear to have
- 14:28gained sentience and are attacking.
- 14:30The city. Oh, what's it going to be this
- 14:43time? Robbery downtown.
- 14:45Suspect is in pursuit, but we need SDN to defrost the bank.
- 15:00Time to freak some fuckers out the yachties have taken.
- 15:05Over the mayor. 'S after party.
- 15:06They're holding everyone hostage on their yacht.
- 15:16Oh, I've been. Wanting to fight.
- 15:17Call me a BOGO bitch do. You think she can give me a
- 15:23lift? Mecca man?
- 15:24Nope. Fuck all of this shit.
- 15:42An opportunity for Flying Bay to burn shit and then he ain't even
- 15:45here. Might take a while, but you
- 15:52could try chipping away at the ice grind time.
- 15:56Did I mention I went to Harvard? Listen, it was bring your kid to
- 16:09work day and I thought he could try using the forklift.
- 16:20Oh, they're going. To fist their pants when they
- 16:22see me coming. Guess what?
- 16:37Time for a mudbath, baby. I literally have rocks for
- 16:45brains. Gotcha.
- 16:52No. I've got a snack I.
- 16:55Thought you said you had it. No, no, that was me.
- 16:58Night everyone, I pretty fucking beat.
- 17:02I'll see your dumb asses in the morning.
- 17:04I've got the booze. Folks down for a carpool.
- 17:07I got room. I'm good, I'll fly over in a
- 17:10bit. I will be happy to assist in
- 17:12transport if someone wish to fly over in my arms.
- 17:37Jesus, that took forever. Half man, half bat, all freak.
- 18:10I am here to help. Wow, that's a pleasant surprise.
- 18:55I must excuse myself to cry again.
- 19:34I thought we had it. I mean, you know, it feels like
- 20:09for the first time in a long time I can see a life without
- 20:12Mechaman, which I'm sure you would appreciate.
- 20:18Been nice that we get to spend more time together, right?
- 20:22I don't want to dye that suit. I think for a long time maybe I
- 20:28did like it was the only option, whether it was the suit
- 20:33exploding or just me Keeling over in it as an old man,
- 20:37figured my story would always end in there, but not so much
- 20:42anymore. Just when I feel like I got a
- 20:49handle on it, got it figured out, I think about Chase and my
- 20:54dad and Shroud, then I get all fucked up.
- 20:59You know what I'm saying, Beef. You know what I mean?
- 21:06Yeah, exactly. See, This is why I appreciate
- 21:09her talks. Are you decent?
- 21:25Definitely a house that needs some wool.
- 21:27Told him that the last time I came somehow divorce.
- 21:31You know you're breaking and entering.
- 21:34We're just entering. Exactly.
- 21:36No breaking involved, dude. All right, that rubs out, by the
- 21:40way. You just have to put a little
- 21:41muscle into it. Do you know why you'd want to
- 21:44hang this? Why are you holding a lamp?
- 21:46I think he's only considered where he'd hang himself.
- 21:49That corner seems fine. It's a house warming gift for
- 21:52your house warming party, Robert.
- 21:54I told people to bring a lamp or something.
- 21:56Wait, wait. People, more people are coming
- 21:58here to my home. Look, I'm not really in a party
- 22:02mood right now. Now.
- 22:03What it looks like to me with you tidy whities.
- 22:06OK, she just touched me. This is your family photo area.
- 22:09Kind of morbid, which I'm kind of into.
- 22:15Is that my work computer We. Figured it out brother.
- 22:19The man can be Mecca again. After your little premature Jack
- 22:23explosion, I had this feeling like I'd seen it before.
- 22:27Then Vizzy asked me to get the energy reading we got this
- 22:29morning and cross reference with recent calls.
- 22:31Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not destroyed.
- 22:34Nope. And a bunch of B grade villains
- 22:36have been trying to unlock its power, only to end up blowing
- 22:39their. Asses off.
- 22:40Like you did. Then they sell it on the next
- 22:42sucker and the same shit. It's past hands at least four
- 22:45times that we've tracked. How does Shroud not know this?
- 22:48Yeah. Probably think like us.
- 22:49I think it was destroyed, but he's on smart fuck.
- 22:53Oh man, he's going to figure it out soon enough.
- 22:55That's why we get to it first. Which is why we're having a
- 22:58party. The Z Teamers know every low
- 23:00level super villain in three counties.
- 23:02We track its location, they'll know who has it, then we kick in
- 23:06some doors, knock some heads, snatch that shit back and you'll
- 23:09be pulsing or whatever in no time.
- 23:12Why'd you do all this? I.
- 23:13Don't know you helped me and now I'm I'm helping you.
- 23:17Just shut the fuck up about it until we find the thing.
- 23:19So one of the last pings that we got was from a boat over here in
- 23:23Marina del Rey, which is. Oh, Yoni territory.
- 23:26Right, she's here first. You know much about those guys?
- 23:29Old money proof Ascot wearing cokeheads.
- 23:32Skyla Arcadia runs it now. 3 generations.
- 23:34That family's been trying to finger me.
- 23:36What are they accusing you of? You're cute.
- 23:39We're going to ask you some questions about a piece of Peck.
- 23:41They moved. But first of all, I've got to
- 23:44put on pants. What but then I can't do.
- 23:47Yep, right on that. You do understand how projectors
- 26:25work, right? Felt more dramatic and bare
- 26:28walls are a sign of depression. Why is it always a warehouse by
- 26:32the docks? That's where stuff comes in and
- 26:34stuff goes out. Not a rocket scientist, are you?
- 26:37No, that was my dad. What kind of security are you
- 26:40dealing with? That's where it gets tricky.
- 26:46Shit. And more than shit, you need a
- 26:49fucking army. I'll go Can't shoot what you
- 26:54can't see. Look, this is really great work,
- 26:56but doing this tonight is out of the question.
- 26:59Hitting a secure location like this is something they would
- 27:01handle downtown are. You kidding?
- 27:03There's enough firepower in this room to take down a fucking
- 27:06Kaiju. Bunch of drunk ass Z teams
- 27:08please. Y'all wouldn't make it past the
- 27:09front door. No one's asking you to do a
- 27:11goddamn thing, OK? Hey, no need for that.
- 27:13We take the day to plan it with downtown and hit the warehouse
- 27:16tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, this thing's not
- 27:18going to sit still for that long.
- 27:19If we don't grab it, someone else will.
- 27:22This is incredible viz. But Blazer's right, we make a
- 27:25plan. No need to rush this.
- 27:27There's no guarantee it'll be there tomorrow.
- 27:30We need to go now. She said no, you understand that
- 27:34word? Or has it got too many fucking
- 27:35syllables for you? Why?
- 27:36Don't you go walk your ass around a mall grandpa?
- 27:38Heroes are talking you. Are no fucking hero.
- 27:41Whoa. Hey.
- 27:43She named you Invisa Gal, you named yourself Invisa Bitch, and
- 27:46you had it fucking right. Chase, you're drunk.
- 27:49You need to stop talking. You want to get people hurt, get
- 27:51people fucking killed, then you need to go back to the team
- 27:53where you belong. Chase, that's enough.
- 27:57This is. Crazy.
- 27:59She thinks she's like you, but she's not.
- 28:01Robert doesn't need to keep going out there with no powers,
- 28:04putting his life on the line to make up for assholes like you.
- 28:07He doesn't need to be Mecca man and be a hero.
- 28:09You're playing them, you're playing yourself.
- 28:11You think you're invisible, but I fucking see you.
- 28:15You don't know anything about me.
- 28:18I know you're a liar, criminal. I know you're fucking dangerous.
- 28:21What else do I need to know? There, now I know you're a cow.
- 28:28Oh. My.
- 28:32God, Oh my God, busy wait. That was a nice upper court That
- 28:37bitch sent his ass airborne. How are you not dead?
- 28:41Chase, are you all right? That's enough for tonight.
- 28:48I'm sorry this turned into whatever just happened.
- 28:54Anyone who utters one word about what happened tonight fucking
- 28:57answers to me. Got it.
- 29:09Yeah. So.
- 29:11I might have. To do that.
- 29:12Once a month or so. As a release of my.
- 29:16Hatred for you? But perhaps.
- 29:19With some time. You'll be less of a bitch.
- 29:23To me. Yeah, we'll see.
- 29:28Happy house warming bitch, your place fucking sucks.
- 29:54Are you in time out because you were bad?
- 30:01Thought you went home. Came back to apologize.
- 30:04All these goddamn apartments look the same.
- 30:07That guy watching us from the balcony walked into his house
- 30:09thinking it was yours. Sorry about that.
- 30:12Fuck you. Hey, he said he was sorry.
- 30:15Well, fuck you too. OK, let's just.
- 30:29You sure this ain't vodka? She told you?
- 30:33Made quite a first impression, didn't know you were into
- 30:36spitting in people's mouths. Kinky shit.
- 30:38It's that Internet somehow made sex born.
- 30:40OK, now you sound how you look. Another thing I can't do
- 30:44anymore. Fuck, maybe it's why I say the
- 30:47words so much. Sorry Chase, I hadn't thought
- 30:51about that. I.
- 30:54Had a pretty good run. You ever think about why we do
- 30:59what we do? Help people?
- 31:04Put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your
- 31:06name, won't send you a thank you card, won't beat your bedside
- 31:09when you get hurt. Honestly I don't know, just
- 31:12makes me feel good I guess. You ever worried that a bunch of
- 31:15former villains actually get that same juice from the
- 31:17opposite from hurting? People that first week busy, I
- 31:25was going to walk off the team. You know, she's feeling low,
- 31:29talking about how she was born with powers that always meant
- 31:33she'd end up as a villain. Like he was faded.
- 31:41So obviously I gave her the pep talk, you know, like that's all
- 31:45bullshit. You make up your own fate, yadda
- 31:47yadda. I don't even remember what I
- 31:49said, but I do remember thinking, oh fuck yeah, that
- 31:56must have been hard. Like if I didn't have you, you
- 32:00know, you're my dad, where would I have ended up?
- 32:07You always good, that was always in you.
- 32:11It's what makes us different from def like her.
- 32:14Now come on, you've stolen things too.
- 32:16What? You racist motherfucker, I never
- 32:18stole a fucking thing in my entire fucking life.
- 32:21Chase, you've literally stolen things from me.
- 32:24Oh yeah, but that doesn't count. That's for somebody else.
- 32:30What you quietly contemplating? Yeah, I guess I hadn't
- 32:36considered some things, but I think the answers are out there
- 32:41if you just listen to the wind. I see why you and Beef get
- 32:53along. Oh, where's my guy?
- 32:55Oh, I'm sorry. My poor boy.
- 32:59That's it. There's my boy, There's my good
- 33:01boy. Who's a good boy?
- 33:02B Fez. Is there a mic on this?
- 33:17Hey, hey, can you hear me? What the fuck are you doing?
- 33:21Oh not much, just looking for your stupid ass pulse that's
- 33:23somewhere on this big ass boat. Just you know, must have jumped
- 33:26in this superhill and group chat because this place is wrong with
- 33:29dip shits. This.
- 33:33They don't know where it is either.
- 33:34You know who's not good, beefy boy?
- 33:36You know who's a real? Pain fizzy?
- 33:37Get out of there now. Look, you're disappointed.
- 33:40I'm disappointed. I'm sure Chase will have some
- 33:42shit to talk, but I'm here and this is our last chance of
- 33:45getting this thing. OK, maybe if I can hack into the
- 33:48system I can trace the energy signal, check the manifest.
- 33:52Something would be great. Yeah, let's start with
- 33:54something. Hey, I'm getting a huge energy
- 34:33reading coming from the captain's.
- 34:34Corner right? And I'm supposed to know where
- 34:36that? Is see that tower?
- 34:37Oh. Perfect, So you want me to cross
- 34:41this active battlefield? Look, I didn't want you to do
- 34:43any of this. I get it OK.
- 34:50Looks like she might know something.
- 34:51We don't shit. almost got it.
- 35:31I think I can use this. Hurry up.
- 35:47Hey. What the?
- 36:01Fuck. OK.
- 36:04Hey, Lizzy. Leading towards that Super
- 36:06tower, I've got an idea. Yeah.
- 36:08That'll be a good one. Follow me, feather Dick.
- 36:15I got something real cool to show you at the tower.
- 36:18Do your thing. Working on it.
- 36:22Work faster. Huh.
- 37:22Why does the crane have the hardest controls?
- 37:23Oh my. Me just passing through.
- 37:30Fuck me, they're minding me. And out the crane heads up
- 38:25lights here. The captain's court used to be
- 38:32right in front of you. Tell us where the pulse is.
- 38:37If it's a bitch before we go full Pompeii on your ass.
- 38:40Full Pompeii on my ass. What kind of threat is that?
- 38:43You're going to give me diarrhea?
- 38:45Wait, go. That was predictable.
- 38:53Where the fuck is this thing? Because that's not going to hold
- 38:55him for long. It's in the safe the.
- 38:57Safe. I don't know how to open a
- 38:59fucking safe all. Right.
- 39:01Let me see. What I can do?
- 39:05I'd say this was excessive, but. Just.
- 39:09Hurry up, they're almost through the door.
- 40:36Stays open. Good job, Bob.
- 40:38Wait, what? I didn't even.
- 40:40Apparently you did something because it's wide open.
- 40:43Whatever job done, Take the win is.
- 40:45It in there? I don't know, does it look like
- 40:48a little glowy? Butt plug.
- 40:51You know what? I guess it does.
- 40:53OK, so now all you got to do is sneak past the.
- 40:56Why did stop? Holy shit are they Robert?
- 41:04What's going on? I'm here.
- 41:06Just hang on. Trying to get the camera back
- 41:08online. I see you.
- 41:11You're good. Just take one step at a time.
- 41:24Visigal, Stop. No, no, no.
- 41:30No, no, no. No.
- 41:34No. Hey.
- 41:36Lizzy, stay calm. Your inhaler, it's in front of
- 41:40you, OK? You.
- 41:54Got to get. To it.
- 41:55Hey, Lizzy, he's just going to keep fucking with you, but you
- 41:57don't give up, OK? Busy, Busy.
- 42:05You got to fight. Please.
- 42:07Busy. Hey.
- 42:08Listen to me. You get up, get up, keep up.
- 42:17No, OK. Please please.