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🏡 The Valley Recap: "Go to sleep DannyClarita!" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hello, darlings, welcome back. It's the valley day and very fitting.
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  Speaker 2: I live in a valley Santa Clarita. Have you guys
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: kind of heard of it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Santa Clarita.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dana Dana Clarita. According to Emily, that's the nickname
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  Speaker 2: has is he has. They've moved up here, so they
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: are technically my neighbors. And joining me to discuss the
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: valley today are Deanna Chang and Emily Deresis.
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  Speaker 4: Ladies, welcome hello, and I've got my Bob's Big Boy mug.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: Oh burbank in the valley.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's classic considered getting a mug from their good idea. Yeah,
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: oh that really place?
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  Speaker 5: Do you do get?
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  Speaker 3: Growing up, we had a Bob's Big Boy that we
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: would frequent and that like there was a taco bar situation.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that exists anymore.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: Whoa does exists?
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  Speaker 2: No, And it didn't exist in Michigan where I was.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, guys, I'm now walking it all the way back.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if there was. I don't like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm walking it back because I feel shared and I
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: feel dan.
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  Speaker 1: This is a safe space.
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  Speaker 4: And if you say that they had a rollout of
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  Speaker 4: a taco bar experiment at a Bob's Big Boy near
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  Speaker 4: you in New York, I'm going to believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Believe her, it could believe her.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, they did.
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  Speaker 5: They have a hell of a potato bar.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I think you're now thinking of Wendy's or no,
• 1:59
  Speaker 4: or oh god, what's that siddler?
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Sizzler?
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  Speaker 5: Never went to Sizzler in my life.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's a duff.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to google this taco bar, but take its
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  Speaker 2: big brothers.
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  Speaker 3: This is this is nineties or yeah, this is early nineties,
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  Speaker 3: late eighties.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I could say that that was the time where the
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  Speaker 4: buffet was really hitting it pop and so maybe they
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  Speaker 4: did try to do something like that.
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  Speaker 3: I just remember going to that buffet and going off, do.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, because we that was just throwing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I am not seeing any anything backing up this, but
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  Speaker 2: that this is just a quick search. You weren't a
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  Speaker 2: chee cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Flying Joe.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I but and you were were talking about New York, right.
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  Speaker 5: We are talking about Long Island specifically.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well shit, I mean, Long Island's gonna bring
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  Speaker 2: in the big uns, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, yeah, yeah, they're gonna do that shit at Bob's
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  Speaker 4: Big boy Friendlies even Okay, They're gonna do it at
• 3:09
  Speaker 4: all the ground round.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna have it.
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  Speaker 2: Darlings are gonna hit us up. Okay, okay, and we
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  Speaker 2: will get into the valley. But certainly this is more
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: hard hitting. We need to know if the big boy
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  Speaker 2: in the eighties and early nineties had a taco bar.
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  Speaker 2: Deanna's claiming this, I believe her, okay, because I believe.
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  Speaker 1: Women, and yeah, me too. I forgot.
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  Speaker 2: So and let's let's call it what it is, big boy.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's already misogynistic, So why don't we believe
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  Speaker 2: her about it? Bobs what I'm saying, But Bob's I
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  Speaker 2: didn't mean to make it.
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  Speaker 5: No, it is that.
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  Speaker 3: So are you guys saying there's no bar like a
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: there's no salad bar bar. There is still a salad bar.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, still a salad bar. I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 2: about the still being a salad bar. There isn't one
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  Speaker 2: in Burbank. There's no salad bar Burbank, right, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think so this is really going off the rails.
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  Speaker 1: Bob's big boy archivist archivist.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Bob, we just we just Bob, and we're going
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  Speaker 2: to welcome ourselves into this amazing episode of the Valley.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome in.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We could not help ourselves. Yeah, that's the darlings saying
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: thank you, Like we were like, hi, welcome in, and
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: they're all like thank you. So Zach I pulled two
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  Speaker 2: clips from him in this episode. Here's one.
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  Speaker 1: It's wait, silent, I'm doing wait, I did not stand
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  Speaker 1: in that long.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, did she kill him?
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  Speaker 1: It's went silent?
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidding? Did she kill him? Kidding? When when I
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  Speaker 2: think it was Michelle and Jesse stepped away from dinner
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  Speaker 2: and then they were like fighting, and then it was quiet,
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  Speaker 2: and He's just like, did she kill him?
• 5:20
  Speaker 5: Did he kill him?
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  Speaker 2: And Jasmine's like, are you what?
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke.
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  Speaker 2: It's a joke. I have to explain this. It went silent.
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  Speaker 2: And then the second one is this attractive to soup and
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  Speaker 2: of course honorable mention, which I did not pull but
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: I wanted to go back. Was This is a perfect
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  Speaker 2: description of Zach when he everything he says is he says,
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  Speaker 2: it was so much fervor and passion, you know, on
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  Speaker 2: the cusp of a little bit of anger, but not
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  Speaker 2: like real anger. You know, Like he's in the bus
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  Speaker 2: and he's on his way back from the vineyard and
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  Speaker 2: he says, I'm so hungry, and I'm like, I just
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  Speaker 2: relate with him. I'm resonating with his energy. And then furthermore,
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: I have this No, we all have our text threads, right,
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  Speaker 2: We've all got funny titles for them. Some of them. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I have a group that's entitled Soup Group. Oh and
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  Speaker 2: it just stemmed from a ladies night out my Santa
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  Speaker 2: Clarita Gal's here where we went out. It was like
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  Speaker 2: the dead of summer. It couldn't have been hotter. And
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  Speaker 2: we were at one of the chain restaurants up here,
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  Speaker 2: just the real classy cuisine chain restaurants, and and I
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  Speaker 2: just made a joke about like, oh my god, it's
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  Speaker 2: so hot, what are we going to eat? And I
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  Speaker 2: was like I could really go for a just a
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  Speaker 2: big bowl of soup. And and so from there it
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  Speaker 2: went on to me asking the waitress. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what are your soup specials and she was like, we don't,
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  Speaker 2: we don't have soup.
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  Speaker 1: So she's sweating. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So we now we renamed our chat soup Group and
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  Speaker 2: we send each other like soup content as a joke.
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  Speaker 2: So this is for the soup group. Shout out heavy,
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  Speaker 2: Shout out heavy.
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  Speaker 5: Shout shout out to the soup group.
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  Speaker 2: And if anyone is interested in joining the soup group,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we can start our own thread over on
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  Speaker 2: the Patreon if you want to talk soup. I'm into it.
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  Speaker 2: Gianna's like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: No, I had no Amy, I literally because I was
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  Speaker 3: telling the girls I had. I'm like fighting off something
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  Speaker 3: that's coming up and brewing illness. Wise, yesterday I went
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: to four square on Colorado and Eagle Rock and I
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  Speaker 3: got myself a carrot ginger soup that I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: go back and get today because it was super fabulous
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  Speaker 3: and I was I was attracted to wow, going back
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  Speaker 3: for seconds and I felt the ginger like.
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  Speaker 2: Doing I love. I have ginger coursing through my blood
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  Speaker 2: all today, every day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, let me give me a little tip.
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  Speaker 4: You know those frozen cubes of ginger that you get
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  Speaker 4: looking at Amy's got a cup literally a cup of ginger.
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  Speaker 3: Well, god, these are all the ginger sucks.
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  Speaker 1: The Dana support us. Don't say it sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't say these are ginger's. I should sponsor these.
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  Speaker 2: I eat them all day every day. I love them
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  Speaker 2: so much that the darlings don't love them anyway, go
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  Speaker 2: on about your.
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: Get thes, and you know where you can get the
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  Speaker 4: frozen pre frozen herbs. Yes, and you can have little
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  Speaker 4: cubes of herbs in the freezer section at your grocery
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  Speaker 4: store so that.
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  Speaker 2: Your grocer's freezer really okay.
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  Speaker 1: Grocers freezer.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I put a little Cuba ginger in my coffee
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  Speaker 1: every morning. Yet, Okay, it's really good.
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  Speaker 3: Deeply ginger forward. Yeah, group here I was unlocking, can
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  Speaker 3: be it's.
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  Speaker 1: Actually attracted to ginger.
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  Speaker 5: Ginger.
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  Speaker 2: I am so happy right now because you guys love ginger's,
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  Speaker 2: which is me, and you know it is people wi
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: either love it or hate it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is strange.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a switch that goes off because I
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: didn't like it, and then I couldn't get enough of it.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Well, when you know it's so medicinal, you eat
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  Speaker 2: it and you're like, suck it up. Yeah, even if
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  Speaker 2: it sucks and then you start to like it.
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  Speaker 3: Like it is that gingin available in your local CBS.
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  Speaker 5: Those sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Candy. She won't call it candy, she calls it sucks.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: They're like a lozenge. But you know, I know that
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: a lot of people aren't shopping on Amazon right now,
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: so I don't necessarily want to like force you in
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: that direction. But I get them in bulk, like bags
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: of bags of them bulk. You can also get them
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  Speaker 2: at your local grocer's aisle, not necessarily at a Von's
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  Speaker 2: or a Ralph's or Kroger, but in like a natural
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: food store. Okay, you're gonna find him there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that we have time to talk about
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  Speaker 2: the valley?
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  Speaker 5: No? We actually we did it, honestly. Zach.
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  Speaker 3: Zach's little I mean we said it right before we
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  Speaker 3: started rolling. Is that Zach was the MVP of this episode.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: He had his his reactions, and I've gone a couple
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: different ways with him.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: You know, absolutely he won us. He won me over
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: in this episode.
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: He really did.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: With Jesse's head in his crotch in on that bus,
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  Speaker 3: I died his asides like when when things were going
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: on just the look over. You know, he was making
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: me pulling in the beauty queen and giving her the
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: quick rundown. I like the way he managed her. You know,
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: I just having the onion dip next to his head
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  Speaker 3: when he woke up.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: I mean yes, I like, and you know what he
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: did run down that bedside area as if they were
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: herbal remedies. He's like, this is for entertaining, this is
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: for you know.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: It was like this.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I expected because I was looking away for
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: a second, I expected to see packets of like you know,
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: the little packets of the powders that you put in
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: your drinks, and it was the onion dip and shit
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: like junk. It was amazing. He really did. He did
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: the work in this episode.
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  Speaker 4: He got a generous edit because I think this is
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: the Zach that's always.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Been there, but like they kind of leaned on him
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: more to like lighten it up a little bit.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: And he's always giving us this but they're not necessarily
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: using it.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: But I think when they can, they should use more
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Zach edits.
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  Speaker 2: And I think, like, yeah, you're right, this is who
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: he's always been. We've just never had the chance to
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: see him like this. And now I understand why Brittany
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: and Christen are so close to him.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: Well that and also I think his beef now that
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: the beef with what's her face Janet is squashed, you know,
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: I won't receive all these names. I don't care about
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: them in that way, do you know what I mean?
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: Like, by the way, Dana Clarita was on Watch What
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Happens last night?
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a piece of it. Yeah.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Did you see him say that she Janet is toxic? Yeah? Yeah,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I was toxic Janet her Janet? Yeah, he does not
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: like Janet. Danny. Wow, So they said about other wives
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: and he's like, not Janet, She's toxic.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Immediately, no one has a problem going for Janet. I
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: mean something about the name. You're like, fucking Janet?
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: You know you can't.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what were you going to say about Dana Clarita? Deanna?
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  Speaker 5: Here's the great?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So I didn't watch all of Watch What Happens live,
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: but Emily.
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: Would you say?
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  Speaker 3: I thought he did great last night on the show,
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Like his energy was light, it was fun, he wasn't
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: heavy with it. Meanwhile, Jesse and what was going on
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: between Jesse and Andrew Cowen was weird, like.
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: I did watch all of it. I think Jesse is realizing.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, there was a couple things going on because
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: Jesse keeps saying like, this was so long ago when
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: this was filmed, and Michelle and I are in a
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: completely different space and I feel so bad about what happened.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: But Andy's living in the now with us and like, yeah,
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: but you said this shit.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like, yeah, you have to live in
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: that moment and respond to that moment, because that's how
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: this works. I know you're new to this, but when
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: you come on the show, you can't just say, oh,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: that was then, this is now. No, you have to
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: live through it with us. You have to go through
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: it again. That's how it works.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: I will say that Jesse on Watch what Happens was
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: he was taking accountability and a.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Way we haven't seen on the show. But that said,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: that version of Jesse still is in there.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: So absolutely he's doing you know two And I have
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: to say, Emily after last night, I know, during our
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: two year Extravaganza show with the Darlings, our little fun
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: time that we had on Saturday, you pose the question
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: who's worse, and it was a definitive answer.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Jesse is on Saturday.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're wondering Saturday at Trivia Zoom to celebrate
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: the two years Patrion Zoom. So if you want to
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: go over there, we do things like that. But one
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: of the questions Emily did the trivia she pulled all
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: the trivia questions together and the question was who is
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: worse Jack's or Jesse, And Emily made the answer Jesse.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: It was It wasn't like it was definitive, but last
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: night it's all I could think about all episode last night.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Emily's right, because it's it's more insidious, it's harder,
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: it's harder to manage him. And he's he's smarter Americans smarter. Yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: well he is, you know.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: And he's just funny to say that because yet you.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Know his ankles every are always out with those fitted pants.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: An No, you did not say ankles.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Ankles. Wait, beautiful shaved ankles.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Ankles and then his like period panties that he wears.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Like that's so, I mean, we've now we've still that's
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: still lingering in the background, like we're picking up we
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: left him in those bloomers and now we're returning and
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: He's like, she's in my life. I'll drive home now
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: the next morning. Everyone's kind of pulling it together, okay,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: And Jacks says, you know, in one of his rage
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: texts that he's telling Brittany, I'm bipolar. I'm not depressed.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: She I like that she's admitting, at least her confessional.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: She's like, I can't look a whit. I'll give these takes.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: I know I should look at it, but I got
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: to you and I'm like, yeah, I mean, it's an addiction,
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: it's a codependency. And even Zach said, like she's been
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: trauma trained or something like that. I don't really said that,
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: and I thought, wow, I haven't heard that expression before.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Actually, yes, me neither.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was perfect and good that Brittany can identify
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: what her behavior is in that moment.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Also on did you guys watch the after show?
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Because Jack's rage texting her during the after showcourage times,
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: ye stop it. And in the after show they are
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: all saying, yeah, he was actually diagnos with bipolar like
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: prior to this, prior yes, and wouldn't and and then
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: it's confusing because Jack says, no, it was just depression
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: that's why I didn't pick up the lexapro.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: He was, Uh, yeah, he was, I know, but I'm
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: not bipolar. But it does different things. I just it
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't think pro doesn't seem like a bipolar medication that's
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: for depression and anxiety.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: That's Jack wrong. That's what Jack said.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: But both Brittany and I and I think maybe Dody said, well,
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Jackson was diagnosed with bipolar like a year or so ago.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: And then when in Jack's h after shows with Sandoval
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: and I forget who else he's in it with, He's like, no,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: I was diagnosed with depression, and I just never filled
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: the prescription.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Because I'm not depressed. It didn't do anything for me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I took Lexapro for like a week, and then I
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: didn't re up bit because I wasn't depressed. And then
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know what's going on here.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: As soon as Jack's talks, I'm like, nothing's real. I
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: don't know what's going on. But I believe Brittany, So
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I think that that diagnosis out there for a minute,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: and it took another second opinion for Jack's to be like.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, be depressed. Also, you know, you don't really know absolutely. Yeah,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: that's what else happened on the after show. Because I
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: didn't watch it this week.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: I'll just I can't think of Okay, So Jason dies
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: in the after show, and then Janet hooks up with Michelle,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: which I was all, coming, yeah, but yeah, I can't remember, okay,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: but that stuff comes up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I'll we have the headlines, okay, So we'll go to
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: the party bus to the winery, and as we all know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Jesse's acting a fool. He's already drinking champagne in the morning.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: He's drunk on that pole. They're, you know, on their way.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: We start to I have to give it to Luke.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I mean Luke when this engine started smoking and he
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: just jumped right out, popped that hood and got in there.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Was like, it looks like a coolant problem. We got
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: to get this to a gas station. We got to
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: get another vehicle. It's not going to make it unless
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: we turn off the AC. I was like, why aren't
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: we showcasing. How did Dodie not get a moment, a
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: moment in her confessional to be like that's why I'm
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: with him, Like that's why I'm with him, because he's amazing,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Like did you see him with that engine to be
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: the most amazing father. You know, like, why didn't we
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: get to see any of that? I mean that was
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: a moment for her to like shine about how great
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: he is. I was very impressed.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I think we all know how great Luke is. I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: mean you don't, Dana.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan, but yes, I love seeing a
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: man do shit. And in Los Angeles you're not always
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: going to see it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You know, none of those guys the ankles and period
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: panties and he was not coming out.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: No ankles and with love.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Zach is wearing a doily in his confession, like a
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: full a pink toily. I'm like, okay, so between the
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: doily and the ankles, we are not. Yeah, and you
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: know we're not lifting to lift a hood. It's hot,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: you know, I'll.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Give it to look. Can I, yes, brag about my hoodlifting?
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about lifting my shirt up. I'm
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: talking about yesterday I went to Triple a second time
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: out there a whole big thing about getting you know,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: transferring a title to my company, all this other stuff, right,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: And she's like, is the vehicle here? And I was
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: like it is, so we went out there. She's like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to pop the hood. I'm like,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: no problem, and uh, and so I pop that hood.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the little clicker thing to like
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: go the rest of the way, you know, and uh,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: and I can't find it because I well, I couldn't
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: find it. Okay, it's hard, and so we she and
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: then I went and popped it again. You had to
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: pop it a second time and then up it goes
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: and then like boom, you know, you put the little
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: thing up there. Then I get the new plates and
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I have hanging take off the old plates and I
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: screw on the new ones. And I was like, look
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: at this bitch. You know, I don't need no man
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: in my life. Well, I just went to Triple A
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and did the the vehicle stuff that no one on
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: this earth would ever want to deal with.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I need to do a Triple A.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Why were you putting your.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Oh no, do it right, because then you don't have
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: to go to the DMV.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: But for why did they have you pop your hood?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: They had to look under the hood to see, Well,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think that the ven number is not there,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: but she she had to write some things down about
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: what was happening. Also, they have to inspect it on
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: some level. Do the walk around, Emily, I mean, are
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: you are you fronting the triple A wrap?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I mean like, I just don't know, and I don't
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: understand what they I need this explain to me.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I've never gone to d m V and had them
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: pop things open and be like, let me see what's
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: doing under that hood?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Uh? Well have you ever? Have you ever.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Metropole a?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: If you if you did, if you don't know how to.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't pop on you, guys, I'm not. I just
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: wanted to feel hot.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: You wanted to feel hot with Luke, and you're like
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: this left to pro diagnosis has taken you out and
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: you're spiraling and that's okay, Okay. Being aligned with Jack's
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: in a medicational way is throwing you off?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: You know it kind of is?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it should it should.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: The car was from out of state. I don't know
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: if that changes anything.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Over to you from another person's business. So I've never
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: done that. So maybe there's more red tape.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: There's a lot to it. But but regardless, it happened,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: and you know, I am not afraid to like get
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: my hands dirty. And that's what I like about that.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And I like the look of the group.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I because like I, you know, when you think about
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I am the look of the group when you I
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: you know, I know how to change a tire, you know,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I know these things. Would I want to do it?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: No?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: But I know how. And this is the type of
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: stuff where I'm like, I want to teach. We have
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: to teach our dwarters orders, you know, all right, yes?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Will we have time to finish this recap? Okay?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Well it's hard to say, you know.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: This is also but it also feels like because this
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: show is just steeped in old dirty friendships.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: That you know that it's everything.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: There's nothing produced on this show, you know, which feels great,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: and so I do feel we have room to be
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: loose as they are.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: You know, yes, does that make sense?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: I look forward to watching The Valley because I'm like,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: this is, yeah, it's not that produced. There might be
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: a few things here and there pushed, but it's real.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: When we're at the winery, the Grassini winery, Dana Clarita
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: arrives late. He had a voiceover job, which now I
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: could spiral into hold that whole thing, but I'll talk
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: about that later. We are starting he's starting to drink
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: a lot, and we're starting to get the murmurings of
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: like jasmine and people talking like he's drinking a lot.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I'm a little bit worried, okay about the daddy thing.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: And Janet has a fun moment with Zach saying like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I have to admit of fanning the flame of the
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: rumor that Zax's hair is a wig. So they have
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: a cute moment. Now we hone in on Jesse and Michelle.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Michelle is really mad at Jesse. She wants an apology
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: obviously for the hooker comment. They pull each other aside,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: which is shocking to me. He pulled her aside or
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: she I don't know who pulled me.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like he pulled her aside.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: And also like his whole idea of like we got
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: to just put everything to the side and just pretend
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: this didn't happen for a weekend and.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Have a great time, like that was his whole mo.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: And then he forced a couple times he's he like kind,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: He's so kind to her for forty seconds, yeah, and
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: gets her in a position where she thinks that she's
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: going to.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Be heard, right yeah, and that maybe an apology is coming,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: and then explosion, yeah of anger, and you know, why
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: don't you want me to be happy? And can't you
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: be happy for me about who I'm with? And and
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: her just being like I she's threatening me, and like,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I don't like someone who threats me. And then another
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: cast members, right of threatening all the cast members, and
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: then she.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Was like, this is the girl, this is the girl
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: who he just heard Sina say she's banging an ex
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: bay Watch person, right yes, verbata, so leta, So why
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: are this You love her? You just got played out
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: a national television You love her, okay, bro?
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: And you're making Isabella hang out with her five days
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: a week? Dude, I don't care if she's like Glinda
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: the Goodwitch, like five days a week with this new person.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I don't yeah, I don't write.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, if we can't have a night alone with Isabella.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Different story, I know that's shocking to me if that's true.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's five days a week.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I know that he has her five days a week,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: but like, also, why does he have her five.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Five days a week?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: That's very strange.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Well, who knows, because they remember in the earlier episode two,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Michelle and he were sitting with the calendar and she
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: made some comment like, no, you keep cutting down my
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: time to do these out of town trips.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: So maybe that's what that was. Because again they don't.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Have lawyers involved yet, and they're trying to do this
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: with a mediator, and Jesse is a master manipulator, so
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: he really is.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Well, she says, I thought you came here to apologize,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and look at you. You're a disaster, and he says,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: and you're a hooker. And then she freaks out and
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: yells obviously and like you're the mother of my child.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Why are you and you spend all of our money?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: And then he starts to say, let me pull it up, right,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So then we're going to receipts, timeline screenshots and she's like, oh,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: you want to pull it up. Pull it up because
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: our friend and client send us money for Isabella's birthday
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: and you were more than happy to take it. He
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: also sent us a wedding gift. People deposit money to you.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I have proof, And then she says, why is a
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: gay guy sending you money? That's when it really took
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a left turn, and then Zach's like, oh what, I'm interested?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: So I mean this whole is she alluding to the
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: fact that somebody is just giving him money under the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: umbrella of it being four Isabella or for a wedding gift,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and it's met and he's just taking it and using it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: That's that all say.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know that we have enough information to know
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: what it's about. I do think Michelle and Jesse are
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: cut from the same cloth when it comes to receiving
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: weird funds and getting like them, they're both it's gonna
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: have a hard time articulating it, but they're both a
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: little slimy. It feels like to me when it comes
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: to being LA realtors and gifts and money is coming
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: in from weird places, like I think that's where they
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: kind of line up together as like this is who
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: we are now. It kind of is and I can't
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: get any more clear than that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they also I'm dirty, You're dirty.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm dirty. You're dirty too.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, I also think whenever, like especially like LA
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: real estate. Do you know what's your line on LA realtors?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: They will fuck oh everything.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Fuck your man. I don't know, like you're just like
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: good luck. I mean every you know, I don't know
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: with love, you know love.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: But there's also a scrappiness to them too, so I
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: can see them being like, oh, checks here, Venmo's in,
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know who this is from or what it is?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you, which I honestly I would too.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: And I say, with all due respect, you know, I'm
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: not then go searching that far. But like, how about
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: speaking of La when Nia, when they're playing who is
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Your Hall Pass? Christen's like, I'm really happy fun and
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: go lucky Zennix and I'm an hall.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Pass you know game?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And then and then Nia I was like, oh, yeah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: we don't play that game because we live in LA
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: and we know celebrities. It's like, what the fuck are
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: you talking about? Jasmine's like, you don't know all the celebrities?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: What was that about?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: That was so weird.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Third, and also in that moment, I was like, oh,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: she identifies so hard with living in Los Angeles that
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: she doesn't want to have a much more comfortable life
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: in Santa Clarita.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: So she's got to be like, we live in Los Angeles.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Like wow, serious, You're right.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she cracks the whip in that relationship and she
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: keeps it tight, you know, and as right as she
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: can on reality show.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what, in the after show, Danny is
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: the one that's like, she better not has said anybody
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: what did she say? Like, because because they said, well
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: we asked Michelle or we asked Nia in the after show. Well,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: the funny thing is I always say Nina and Andy
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: did too. Lasta he had a correct Nina Nia anyway.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, so Danny also does. And so where did
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: you guys land on the like Brittany and Zach and
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: those guys feeling like they're not really sharing anything.
• 31:39
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  Speaker 2: Chang and Emily Desis we're talking about the valley and
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  Speaker 2: now where do we land? As Emily posed the question
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: with was it Nia and Brittany and then they're facing
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: off about sharing?
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I share my whole lot, Buggy, everybody's helping here
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: talking about Ladys and Jason's Ariey Breach takes the cheek
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: it even say, data Rita data, Clarita's drugs tell you.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I mean the fact that like Zach spilled the beans
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: and then they snuck over and listen to the door,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: and then they walked in while they were talking. To
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: see that balloon start to come down from the ceiling
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: is always hilarious.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: You know, it's nowt fire that we get him to
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: eat dater like, you.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Know, it's so fun. Well, Brittany, my opinion is I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: totally get what she's saying. I get where Brittany and
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Jasmine are saying, like it's not fair. And however, I
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: do think Britney is like definitely going to be projecting
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: at this point. She's absolutely projecting. No one in this
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: cast nor many other shows could ever be on par
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: with what's happening in your life, so you cannot expect them. Yes,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: it would be a lot better for her to be
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: honest about him being drunk. However, this is her truth
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: and she should be honest about it. Secondly, Brittany hasn't
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: seen the edit yet. We do see her on the
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: phone snapping at Danny. We do see Danny in bed wasted,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: we do see him drinking. We did hear that Janet
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: went into the pantry and saw him chugging tequila on
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the floor. Very disturbing and very dark and very concerning.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: So the truth is.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Out there, Brittany, whether they want to hide it or not.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Guess what reality television has your back because you can't hide.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: So, yes, they weren't good.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I feel like they weren't going to do that unless
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Janet brought it up at the dinner that because I
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: thought they were all overreacting. I was like, he's got
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: ten kids and he's tired, like and yeah he's that too,
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: but like so yeah, so I was just like, well,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: what are they doing? So I needed that flashback for
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: context because I also realized that Nia is like speaking
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: in cursive to him, like when she's pissed, it's so
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: quick you can't even hear it.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: It's like why are you talking about? And like in
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the back of the van, and I was like, I.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Would your wife like this. It's not like a normal
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: it's not normal like on the phone that I feel
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: like crazy, awest crazy?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: That was is this bad? I thought it was very normal.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Like how if you were having like a problem with
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: your significant other in a crowd, it's it's not normal
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: on reality TV? Okay, but like if you're with a
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: group of people and you need to say something, you
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: say it under your breath that you're like, what, well.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: What about no?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: No?
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: No?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: The tone and all that I got, but what did
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you think about the actual words the dialogue? Like you
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: don't speak to your wife like that. Now go and
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: put a dunce cap on and go sit in the corner.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Like the vibe, I god, yeah, no, you're right right.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: She is trying like they are a couple completely in
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: the weeds right now, completely in the weeds, and they
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: are trying to be on a reality show and it's
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: not easy. Yeah, and he needs this release and he
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: goes too far and she's trying to manage it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Wow, Deanna, you really did it. You really just did that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: That was perfect.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: And I also think he's pretty like I do think
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: he needs this release, and I think they need the money.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: And I also think that there's something about he's on
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: autopilot a lot of times, because I think his life
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: is kind of overwhelming for him and it might be
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: for her too. It just wears different on him where
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: he just the fact that because he said on Watch
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: what Happens that he really thought that the cameras weren't
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: rolling when he disclosed to Luke about the boys chat,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: He's like, oh, yeah, I knew I was miked up,
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: but I just figured, you know, we were done.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: But oh.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Buddy, oh no, well, I absolutely hear that about being
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: overwhelmed and having I love that Luke and Kristen had
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: their back and they were saying they have they have
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: one of the I have three kids or two kids
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: right now? No, yah, yeah, three because the twins.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: So she's like, they're tired babies.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, that is so beyond intense. However, the going in
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the pantry and ducking down and drinking is you can't
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: tell me that that's not a bad way to cope.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: He's choosing to cope in that way amid being tired,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: and that is concerning, and I think Neia knows that
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: that's an issue and to.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Have Janet's back a little bit on this because I'm
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: not necessarily a Jane fan.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: She has won way over slightly with David Busters.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: However, she did say on the after show that she's like,
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hold this secret for you. I'm
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I love your wife, and so you come in the pantry,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: I'm there, and now you forced me into this secret
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: with you.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. And I was like, yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I get that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: It wasn't about kicking up drama. It was about like,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: you know, being like this, Yeah, this is I don't
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: want to be in this with I don't want to
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: be like, oh, I saw you chugging tequila. That's the
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: other thing he's saying, took a shot, right, Janet saying
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: chugug So I don't know where the line is.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: You're crouched down, You're not going to take time to
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: pour a little shot, You're just taking a big swig.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Well, and I think the.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Other thing that is looming is that when he gets drunk,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: you know what he did to Jasmine and her girlfriend.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: It's like, I know, like I'm thinking of a boy
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: an ex boyfriend's friend who would get like that. You know,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: he's super nice guy, married with his kids and like
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: easy breezy, and then he'd get drunk and he would
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: get too familiar with you and too and if he
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: like grabs and I mean, it's crazy. You know, that
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: is really unhinged behavior. And I appreciated Jasmine, like, whoa,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: here we go. You know, the light's gonna get flipped
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: on and we're going to see.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: This bad version of him.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: And I think his wife, not going to learn her name,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: is going to really do everything in her power to
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: minimize her whole thing is minimizing it, minimizing it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: She knows the cameras on her good night sweetheart. She
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: does a lot of like okay, baby.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tucks him into the heavens. She was tucking him
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: in so that he couldn't get out. He was like
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: bouncing the corn off those sheets. She was like, you're tired,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: you're tired of putting her mouth, her hand over his mouth.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: You're going to sleep, You're going to sleep.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: It just was like she put the white noise on,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: you know it just yes, absolutely was trying. She didn't
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: want to risk what his actions would be in that state,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: and it was pretty concerning her going in there trying
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: to wake him up and him not budgeting because he's like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: why didn't you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Wake me up?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: She's like I tried, but like did she really? Can
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: you wake up to that voice? Can anyone wake up
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: to that voice? Or fall deeper into your sleep with
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: that voice? You know what I mean? Like it wasn't exactly.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think she. I think it's been a little bit.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: She tried enough, but like if she wanted him up,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: he would have been up.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean like she wanted him down.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: She did.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: She wanted to know down. She was like this is
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: for the best, yeah, And it really was like it
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: was And they're going to talk about it at therapy
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: that week for sure.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she is he this listen.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: She's his dream girl and understandably so, and that is
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: going to take them the distance, you know. And she
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: can manipulate this guy to do you think she loves him?
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: But she can get her way, yes, yes, And she
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: can move him around and the way she needs to
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: and it's gonna work out great for them, you know.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: But it's gonna work out because it's also like she's
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: manipulating him for the better.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: She's protecting him for his own good, because like for
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: their own good. Really, yeah, yeah, you know what's he
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: going to do? Go down, have more drinks? Like it
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: was not going to be good.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: And so.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, and yes, you could say enabling, but I'm
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: gonna say protect. Right.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: But now, something Emily didn't bring up having watched Watch
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: What Happens Live last night in total is that Danny
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Santa Clarita, Danny Rita decided to wear a pair of
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: ripped at the knees black jeans on National Health.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did. It was like very nick Lache.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Oh worry, he is Bobo Nickolache, like he just is.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: He is.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: We need for a straight guy in here.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Between ankles and knees.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: It was a lot, but I will Danny from the
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: waist up looked, I mean from his face, his face
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: looked good.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he looked good.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: He's got a nice energy he does.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: I think that we need to pivot into Jesse's headband conversation.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: So we went from bloomers to ankles and then when
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Jesse wants to talk to Michelle again up in the room,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: and then they end up on the balcony. You know
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about this headband.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it didn't bother me.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: I had radical acceptance.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I only want to acknowledge it so much.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't like I feel like with that hair.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that that's that's what you
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: do in your off hours with that hair.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: With it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I just wanted on the table and want it out
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: there that we're acknowledging it. There's I want to bring
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: this piece of headband into evidence, and I would like
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: you have no objection over it. Okay, great, so no objection,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: No objection. That's more acceptable. Yeah, but not than the underwear.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, all right, fair enough.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good way to put it. So then
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I thought, like a soccer thing.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah right. He goes in again, why aren't you happy
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: for me? And then we talk about just don't involve
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: my daughter. She thinks she has like another mommy or something, right,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: and then he again he starts off soft, and then
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: he goes I think you're a liar and a cheater,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: and he just then he just escalates. It's such a
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: wild ride.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: With him, and he is drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, He's
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: just not that's obvious about it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he is out of his mind. Yeah they I.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Mean they might have been exaggerating, but someone said he
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: had also champagne before they left in the vineyard.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Oh too.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Drunk is very contained. His drunk is still and contained,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: but he's gone.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Gone yeah, yeah, Wow.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: It's scary. And then we get her admitting that she
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: kissed somebody and I put quotes up kissed somebody. He's like, well,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: you cheated on me. I love in his confessional, he's like,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: she cheated on me and then gave up on our
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: marriage after I'm like, yeah, because it was already the
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: end of your marriage when, as we know, you wouldn't
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: look at her and touch her, tell her she was pretty,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: And that's her way of saying, I'm gonna get and
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: cheat on you with honey.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Guy and or whomever.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: And the fact that he was like, why don't you
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: just you did admit to kissing somebody, and she's like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I did you know I kiss somebody? Kiss means you
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: banged you know?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who cares? She was married to Jesse.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I'm one hundred percent or her cheating, and the fact
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: that he is he calls her a lying, cheating, horror
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: and she throws water at him. I also co sign
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: that too. I'm sorry.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: It's so bizarre that he goes back to one every
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: time with her.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Totally he wants it doesn't even matter. He wants to
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: hurt her. That's what he wants every time that. You know,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: if she was like, Jesse, I am so happy for
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: you and this new woman, he'd be like.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Your horror, you know what I mean?
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, can you imagine to your point, Deanna, like if
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: they went on this trip and she was so nice
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: to him and wanting to hear about his life, and
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: he would he would.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Not trust that for a second.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: No, well, I love that. She was like, do you
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: want me to tell everybody? And I'm like, well again,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: like you already told us a Dave and busters, but okay,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: and then she.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: With more volume. That's I needed it, with more volume.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: It was it was good. We didn't have the background.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: It was a better shot. She looked gorgeous. A love
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: that dress. Yes, that's the third time. Yeah, because Ardi
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: and in Confessionals and in the after show, so she
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: is shouting it from the rooftops and that's that. Well,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: we already so at the very end when Nia and
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Brittany and Jasmine are now fighting and Brittany's.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Like, why did you just say he's junk? And she's
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: like he was drunk and she's like, glaw, did you
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: just allow you? So you have to attack me because
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: you're going through so much? And then it's like next
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: week on.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: The Valley, Yeah, well.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Brittany's also forgetting how much, how how
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: new they are to.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Reality TV because Brittany tried.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Brittany jumped in and she came in with a house
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: on fire with jacks not and still try to put
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: band aids over that, and we were all like, did
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: know this guy?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And she's gonna school all the newbies on how it's done. Okay,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: so fair enough, I can't wait. Yeah, that's okay, and
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: that's okay she can, and that's okay she can. She can,
• 49:24
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• 49:43
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• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I won't do it.
• 49:49
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