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OUTRO: J**kin It Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Man, get a get a Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Okoday, guys here is how are you going?
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  Speaker 4: Mate? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's good to be backfellas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on your mates. Oh sorry, good to have
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  Speaker 4: you about Keezy. It is yeah, man, to have the
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  Speaker 4: whole team. It feels like we've been sort of all
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  Speaker 4: over the place at the moment like a madman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it is, but of this last week because it's.
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  Speaker 5: Not years for years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, now, Keezy, I'm a massive bone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's been what thirty seconds?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I noted on your Instagram you playing a round
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  Speaker 4: of golf.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Hoidy j has been hanging out and I just went
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  Speaker 4: that son of a bitch is playing golf without Hoidy Jr.
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  Speaker 4: And there were only three of you. There was four.
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  Speaker 4: We could have made it foursome, but no, it.
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  Speaker 1: Was four, but there was a late dropout and so Maniah.
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  Speaker 1: So it was me, man I Aah and Storm who
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  Speaker 1: used taking a flavor. We had a few weeks he
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  Speaker 1: dropped down and then man, I was like, oh, my missus, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: just come and drive the golf cut because she was
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  Speaker 1: just at home all day, right, because I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, oh, no, I really want j there, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Oh we've got to have bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: No, but to be fair, I did think I'll invite
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  Speaker 1: hoodie j But this is like two hours before you
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  Speaker 1: even teat off. It happened, and you were you would
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  Speaker 1: have been effering and Jeff like, you know, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have been into that. You would have gone, Jess, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: we're playing this Thursday. It's gonna be so good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Good.
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  Speaker 4: A good weekend, Fellas, what a weekend?
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  Speaker 2: What did you do?
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  Speaker 5: Mogie?
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  Speaker 6: My wife's one of my wife sisters was and so
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  Speaker 6: they went out on the friday. There something happened on
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  Speaker 6: the saturday.
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  Speaker 5: Uh what happened on the side.
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  Speaker 3: I was desperate to clean my daughter's yes, because you
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  Speaker 3: were banging on about that all last week.
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  Speaker 5: I was because she's just got heaps of shit. You know,
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  Speaker 5: you just gather shit, as we all do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't, well, you do well, your wife's sort of
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  Speaker 3: things out all your ship on your behalf. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: my wife's solution was don't throw out all of the
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  Speaker 3: shit that she's got. Just buy more storage to get
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  Speaker 3: more shelves, get more cupboards, so she'll store all the
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  Speaker 3: ship that she doesn't need and it'll be tidier so
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  Speaker 3: we can fill up the rest of the room with
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  Speaker 3: some more shit. So that's that's the route we've taken.
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  Speaker 3: So I just walked past that room. I just closed
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  Speaker 3: the door. Old Mogie doesn't need to know about it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I tell you, like my teenager's room. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: would shock you because I just go in her room
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  Speaker 4: and I go, oh, for fuck's sake, and I have
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  Speaker 4: to leave otherwise. What I start doing is tiding it.
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  Speaker 4: And then my wife goes, did you just tidy her room?
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  Speaker 4: I go, I had to because it was causing me
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  Speaker 4: mental unwellness. And she's like, don't do that. But I
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  Speaker 4: But then every now and then she'll do a big
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  Speaker 4: clean of her room and I go, good on you.
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  Speaker 5: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't it feel bitter?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't like doing it because she knows she's
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  Speaker 1: going to get the big patronizing good on you.
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  Speaker 2: She stops telling it.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean, what were you guys like as teenagers?
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  Speaker 4: Were you filthy?
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  Speaker 2: I was probably filthy.
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  Speaker 1: But my room, My room was never a mess like
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have I had a cheer that had heaps
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  Speaker 1: of ship on it, which was like my ship cheer.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone on that chain and jacket, and then other than
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  Speaker 1: that pretty tidy. I never made my bed though, I
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  Speaker 1: hate making the bed. But now you love making, you
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  Speaker 1: love making, love your hand. Yeah, like it's going on YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: We've got to roll in her house that whoever gets
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  Speaker 1: up last test jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Right, hoover gets up last, has to make the bed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what a genius for all that is.
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  Speaker 1: Because yeah it's old Keesy makes the bed six days
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  Speaker 1: a week.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, what it was on the other day?
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  Speaker 6: I just.
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  Speaker 5: Leave.
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  Speaker 4: Its probably a Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast. Do you know how
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  Speaker 4: we do the alternate coffees? Yes, my wife's done five
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  Speaker 4: in her own now old Hoodie Jay has been a
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  Speaker 4: bit slack on that front. But what happens is she
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  Speaker 4: gets up to do pilates poos and it's like, and
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  Speaker 4: I say, to what work? Because you know you're already up,
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  Speaker 4: You're already up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing at this point? Besides jacking it.
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  Speaker 4: I I don't jacket. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: It's well, the thing about you is, I could just
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  Speaker 3: see I see you absolutely jack.
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  Speaker 4: I do not jeck.
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  Speaker 6: I see you going hammer and toms while she's making
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  Speaker 6: the coffees you've got. You've got three and a half
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  Speaker 6: minutes to jacket. You see that.
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  Speaker 5: But then at some point you just lose interest.
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  Speaker 4: They exactly exactly, But you see, I've reached the point now.
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  Speaker 2: Wearing hair, frothing milk and frothing his milk.
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  Speaker 4: I've reached it. I've reached the stage now where I
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  Speaker 4: reached the fuck it before I even start. Yeah, fuck
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  Speaker 4: it right, Yeah, then I go out and just decent
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  Speaker 4: power press house.
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  Speaker 3: Explain to me what a power press apper is compared
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  Speaker 3: to a normal press.
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  Speaker 7: It's like one hand, one hand, there's a so what
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  Speaker 7: why have you not made coffee?
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  Speaker 2: Because she's getting up, she wants a coffee.
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  Speaker 5: She'sing coffee because I want to jag it.
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  Speaker 4: She's sleeping. She's sleeping really badly at the moment, actually my.
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  Speaker 3: Wife, because you're constantly jacking.
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  Speaker 4: All the time. Yeah, that'll be what it is.
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  Speaker 2: God, what the fuck man's moogy?
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  Speaker 4: He said, No, he's a jack off me.
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  Speaker 5: I had a bed of sweep last night too.
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  Speaker 4: So did I actually because my my daughter went to
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  Speaker 4: a Halloween party.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, and what you go is.
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  Speaker 4: She wore actually my wife's old ball dress, which was
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  Speaker 4: this Leppard skin sort of.
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  Speaker 2: Thing where he is slippard skin ball dress.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 5: You know that's recorded, will be able to cut around
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  Speaker 5: and see what.
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  Speaker 4: That fucking goes anywhere? It's your just she locked pathed,
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  Speaker 4: you paffed man?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want me to go make some coffee for?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 4: It was a lip skin what your lip it is
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  Speaker 4: and stuff? But and so when she was coming home
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  Speaker 4: was not really specified to my liking, and so it
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  Speaker 4: was quite late, so I didn't sleep very well, and
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  Speaker 4: then wake up at like two and went on my
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  Speaker 4: phone to see if there are any messages or anything.
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  Speaker 4: My wife said she's home, and I went, I.
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  Speaker 5: Can't sleep with my wife's here.
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  Speaker 3: Can't you can until she's until she's safe and sound again?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, same, Actually I don't sleep very well.
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  Speaker 5: Or any of that sort of. Yeah, I'm jacking it NonStop.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got a little medium pace out so much?
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  Speaker 3: Who Yeah, I mean the thing what I heard about
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  Speaker 3: you Jason is your jacket your jacket so much that
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  Speaker 3: when that when that, when you when you pull down
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  Speaker 3: your pants, your you're downstairs flinchers because because it knows
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  Speaker 3: it's in.
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  Speaker 5: For an absolute hammering. Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: This is like that scene from Step Brothers when they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about how much action they were going to go
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  Speaker 1: to supper.
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  Speaker 5: I was doing so much fucking fucking hell.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell man, Pugs? Is this one definitely going
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: I'm making an executive decision.
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  Speaker 5: This is the jacket. It special, it is.
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  Speaker 4: Will there'll be some edits, There will be some fucking
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  Speaker 4: edits in this.
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  Speaker 5: I think there will be. We need to we need that.
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  Speaker 5: But where Jason is absolutely drinking that young woman, we're
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  Speaker 5: going to have to read play and slow it down.
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  Speaker 4: And you you're know it was I thought she'd tripped. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because he nearly fell over.
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  Speaker 5: You might have to do something anything around.
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  Speaker 1: Those pugs Now that's all right, Yes, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be back Fellers anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Be a good ship man.
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  Speaker 2: Were you free on Saturday for golf?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I should have got in touch.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you?
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  Speaker 2: Where did you play golf?
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  Speaker 4: My god?
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  Speaker 2: With golf carts?
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  Speaker 5: It was beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: I ended up just doing lawns and ship far rather
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  Speaker 4: have gone playing golf.
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  Speaker 5: All right, we call me because Jacket I'd rather be,
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  Speaker 5: that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Golf great man.
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  Speaker 5: Holes don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do crawling Towards the ten minute mark, really now weshed it? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: listen to the Hurducke You Big Show four to seven
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  Speaker 1: every single week day because it's really good radio.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm telling you, puk some that video is not
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  Speaker 4: fucking going anywhere