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Omnivore | Son of a Boy Dad #318 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrady, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today.
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  Speaker 2: It is twelve thirty PM. It is July fifteenth, halfway.
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  Speaker 1: Through the month of July, halfway through the summer.
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  Speaker 2: A month and a half till ball, though it's so
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  Speaker 2: fucking six weeks still ball.
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  Speaker 1: I'm counting the fucking days. Fit actually fifty one days
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  Speaker 1: until the Eagles first game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they started Heels Cowboys. Is that a Monday or
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  Speaker 2: a Thursday?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Last year it was Thor's Day, sooty uh the uh?
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  Speaker 1: I stole some valor. This morning I had to pick
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  Speaker 1: up prescriptions for Francis, and I didn't know if they
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  Speaker 1: would let me do it, and so I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking up prescriptions for my boyfriend and pretended to
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  Speaker 1: be gay.
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  Speaker 2: You went Kevin James h Adam Adam Sandler.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I then you stole some val.
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  Speaker 1: And now I get why gay people need rights. Because
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  Speaker 1: the black lady behind the counter was like disgusted at me.
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  Speaker 1: She was like another one of you guys, another one
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  Speaker 1: of you filthy gays in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when you pay, especially when you handed it, when
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  Speaker 2: he handed you the fucking when she handed you the
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  Speaker 2: CVS Duffel bag. Yeah, of like boner pills, she was
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  Speaker 2: probably like, what the fuck is in there?
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  Speaker 1: Boner pills prescription?
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  Speaker 5: It's sixth gay today.
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  Speaker 1: Gay fatigue is real.
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  Speaker 5: I need to move back to Mississippi. Okay, bye.
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  Speaker 1: She was so fatigue she didn't she didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: limp until I said I was I had a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Then she started limping over like she had psychosomatic pain
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  Speaker 1: about me being gay.
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  Speaker 5: Lee, it'd be fun to experience that so that I
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  Speaker 5: could be like mad on behalf of people, but not
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  Speaker 5: actually take it personally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. It was fun. And it's like you
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  Speaker 1: can't experience anybody else's plight except for pretending to be gay.
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  Speaker 1: For example, I couldn't walk in and be like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking up my Chinese prescription.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think that if I were to absolutely trash
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  Speaker 5: my apartment I would better understand what it's like to
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  Speaker 5: be sass?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's it's actually be necessary for empathy that
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  Speaker 1: you trash your apartment.
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  Speaker 5: You think we'd get along better if I sort of
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  Speaker 5: just instead of like working out and you know, keeping
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  Speaker 5: my life together, I just started playing video games and
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  Speaker 5: complaining about I think screen latency.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think we need to go to pet
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  Speaker 1: Smart and get a terrarium of roaches and then just
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  Speaker 1: release the hounds in your apartment.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any roaches.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, brother.
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  Speaker 2: I got roach spray and rodent spray.
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  Speaker 1: Just a little bit better to huff with.
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  Speaker 5: This weekend. Actually, Yeah, two spritzes of those in a
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  Speaker 5: little dash of kompari, and you got yourself one killer
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  Speaker 5: in the Groani.
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  Speaker 1: He's on his way out with the fucking roach spray, like.
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  Speaker 2: They got the every thirty days it says to you're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to do this spray. And I have a roach
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  Speaker 2: one and a rodent one, and the rodent one it's
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  Speaker 2: for mice, and it and mice don't like the smell
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  Speaker 2: of mint. So it's minty. Oh nice, that's what you
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  Speaker 2: would think, right, you're like, ah, I like the smell
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  Speaker 2: of mint, right, little air freshener.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It feels like you're inside someone's mouth and they
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  Speaker 2: just used the Streine mouth wash. You can't breathe.
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  Speaker 1: You're like a bad commercial.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you have. I had to open every window
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  Speaker 2: in my apartment.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't think you could open the windows in your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: He broke them.
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  Speaker 2: I found, uh, I there's a new window. Yeah, unlocked, unlocked.
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  Speaker 2: I unlocked a new window. I had to get I
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  Speaker 2: had to get the hammer out. I realized that those
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  Speaker 2: windows open, it's just someone painted over them. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 2: so I just chiseled away.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thrilled to hear that. It's like unlocking that back
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  Speaker 5: pocket on new pants. Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it felt like that. There's an episode of Always
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  Speaker 2: Sunny where it's actually last season, the first episode where
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  Speaker 2: they find out that Charlie has had a bedroom the
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  Speaker 2: whole time. He's like, what's behind this door that's boarded up?
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  Speaker 2: And they open it up. It's just a massive bedroom.
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  Speaker 5: What do you call it? Why does he justify not
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  Speaker 5: everything said that. Well.
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  Speaker 2: I think his reasoning in the show is that, like
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  Speaker 2: they walk into it and Frank's like, why have we
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  Speaker 2: not been using this? And then someone knocks on the
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  Speaker 2: door and he's like, now I gotta walk all the
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  Speaker 2: way back?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah too much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a bathroom too, and they've been shitting
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  Speaker 2: in cans.
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  Speaker 5: So it's man, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: Unlock makes it seem like you like live there long enough,
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  Speaker 1: like it was a a city in GTA or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, you leveled up, you played enough well
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  Speaker 1: and use a window.
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  Speaker 5: Now. I have one other bone to pick, which is
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  Speaker 5: that people pointed out that the shirt that you wore
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  Speaker 5: on the pod that you said you borned thirty times
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  Speaker 5: on the pod in our most recent episode, the last
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  Speaker 5: time you have worn it once before, and the last
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  Speaker 5: time you wore it was April thirtieth of twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: So here goo year and and some change.
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  Speaker 5: Year in a few months.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a year ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a year and a third. You said
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  Speaker 5: you had just worn it, and you've worn it thirty times.
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  Speaker 2: I wear it all the time.
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  Speaker 5: You wear it all the time. So a year, year
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  Speaker 5: and three months ago is on.
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  Speaker 2: The pod of my stand up shirt.
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  Speaker 5: You said, I've seen the shirt. I know the shirt, Francis.
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  Speaker 5: You know this shirt because you've seen it one hundred times.
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  Speaker 2: You have.
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  Speaker 5: The last time I saw it was April thirtieth and
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  Speaker 5: twenty four.
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  Speaker 2: I've promise you it wasn't that was I promise you
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't.
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  Speaker 5: How could I be expected to remember a shirt that
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  Speaker 5: you wore that you, by the way, must be nice
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  Speaker 5: to have such an amazingly deep wardrobe as to wear
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  Speaker 5: a shirt a year and three months apart and be like,
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  Speaker 5: I wear this thing all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I bring it out on special occasions.
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  Speaker 1: But we also do scrutinize every piece of clothing you
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  Speaker 1: ever wear.
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  Speaker 5: This is new.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: That's a new windbreaker. You've never seen that.
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  Speaker 2: But you can tell because it's wrinkled. It's not.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you just pulled it out of the pouch
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  Speaker 5: that it came in.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled it out of the closet.
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  Speaker 5: It comes out of one of those rain pouches.
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  Speaker 2: Fully honest. I was looking in my closet for shorts
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  Speaker 2: and I found this, and I was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: totally forgot I had this jacket.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you found it in the closet of Fileen's where'd
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  Speaker 5: you buy that? Where'd you get that thing?
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know. I think probably online, that would.
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  Speaker 5: That makes sense. And does it come in one of
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  Speaker 5: those pouches like it's a stuffable one?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think this is old. I think this is
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  Speaker 2: like vintage.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's a stuffable one. That's why it's wrinkled because
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  Speaker 5: it was crunched together.
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  Speaker 2: It was crunched together in the bottom of my closet.
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  Speaker 5: You can pack it in a really small space.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was stuffed in the corner. That's why I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know it was there.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It was great to have like a little pencil case
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  Speaker 1: full of shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you can use it as a you can use
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  Speaker 5: it as a pillowcase or as a pillow as well
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  Speaker 5: when you're camping.
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  Speaker 2: That's not you're thinking of like a down jacket.
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  Speaker 5: I think I know exactly what I'm thinking of, and
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  Speaker 5: it's that.
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  Speaker 2: No, because that's this is not that I know what
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  Speaker 2: that is. You don't.
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  Speaker 5: Clearly, I have a very good idea of what you're
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  Speaker 5: thinking of.
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  Speaker 2: A down which makes a hell of a pillow.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of are you guys familiar with the System of
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  Speaker 5: a Down.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, disorder? Is that? Is that them?
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  Speaker 2: What disorder?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know any of their songs, however, I was
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  Speaker 5: talking to someone about how much I like Slipknot now,
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  Speaker 5: and they said, if you like Slipknot, you gotta check
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  Speaker 5: out System of a Down Now. I had System of
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  Speaker 5: a Down confused with some like sad, melodramatic band from
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  Speaker 5: the two early two thousands that I thought saying kind
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  Speaker 5: of angsty rock.
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  Speaker 2: Wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently System of a Down people consider to be the
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  Speaker 5: best metal band ahead of Slipknot, you know, really yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like way better?
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  Speaker 1: And then oh, they're the ones who are like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'm familiar with that with that song.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a clip recently of them in Brazil opening
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  Speaker 5: their show and there's just fires everyh of course, eighty
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  Speaker 5: thousand people, yeah, iira and they're like, we got.
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  Speaker 1: Fires all around, round, und round round.
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  Speaker 5: That's fucking and there's I mean, they pan out and
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  Speaker 5: it looks like a city is on fire, like there's
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  Speaker 5: riots happening, and it's just one gigant eighty thousand people
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  Speaker 5: with umongous infernos. I'm like, man, oh man.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. We got to get to go to that.
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  Speaker 2: That's not fires all around, round round.
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  Speaker 5: I think he's just making it up. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: that's one of their songs. Just it was cool man,
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  Speaker 5: that's awesome. People say System of Down's unbelievable. I would
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  Speaker 5: check them out, but first I got a I guess
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  Speaker 5: you slip.
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  Speaker 1: Knot Toxicity was their best album, their biggest album.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're listening to on your on your commute.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not actually listening to it. I can't stand the music.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's more the words.
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  Speaker 5: I'm there for the culture. Yeah, I like the idea
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you would wreck shop in one of those
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  Speaker 1: marsh pits where everybody's just like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, You're like James Franco in the end of Freaks
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  Speaker 2: and Geeks. Remember when he goes when he goes rot,
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  Speaker 2: when he goes metal.
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  Speaker 1: I never I never made it to the end. I
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  Speaker 1: heard about allegations about Frank.
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  Speaker 2: Guys have ever seen that show?
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  Speaker 1: I started, I watched like the first four episodes, but
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  Speaker 1: then I heard about Franco's allegations, and I said, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot support his art or it.
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  Speaker 2: Came out probably thirty years before his allegations did I.
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  Speaker 1: Was in the middle of it when I heard about
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  Speaker 1: the allegations. He was young, right, very shame age is
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  Speaker 1: his victims, right.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucked up, dude, and not funny.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's fucked up what he did. I'm the one
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  Speaker 1: that's fucked up for commenting on the hiatus acts of
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  Speaker 1: James Franco.
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  Speaker 2: At the end of Freaking Geeks. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: it's the last episode or maybe it's this or no,
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  Speaker 2: because I think the last episode he plays dungeons and
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  Speaker 2: dragons with the Geeks. It's actually an awesome ending. But
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  Speaker 2: he goes to like a metal concert and he gets
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  Speaker 2: his like head cut open or some shit. But he's
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  Speaker 2: got like spiky hair and stuff. Hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: That is sick.
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  Speaker 2: You could do that, especially you live in Brooklyn. They
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  Speaker 2: got concerts like that like every other block.
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  Speaker 5: I don't live in Brooklyn anymore, man, I live upstate.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure Upstates got some good like you could go
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  Speaker 2: out to peek.
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  Speaker 1: I heard beacons like the broken upstate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, beacons like a hotspot for metal.
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  Speaker 5: Rest the city doesn't do it for me anymore. In
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  Speaker 5: the woods. I'll tell you what. I now treat New
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  Speaker 5: York City like I'm a farmer that lives one hundred
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  Speaker 5: and thirty miles away from the nearest city.
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  Speaker 2: And ran the gun in.
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  Speaker 5: Once a year, I have to go in for like
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  Speaker 5: a medical checkup, because I swear to God, the last
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  Speaker 5: two times that I've come into the city, I've scheduled
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  Speaker 5: doctor's appointments. Yeah, and the last week I went to
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  Speaker 5: the infectious disease expert about the tick bite. And then
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  Speaker 5: yesterday I went to the dermatologist. And then next week
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  Speaker 5: when I'm in for twenty four hours, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 5: see a doctor about my hearing because I'm losing my
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  Speaker 5: hearing from all the system of a down I've been cranking.
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  Speaker 1: But are you actually losing your hearing?
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  Speaker 5: I really am. It's bad. It's embarrassing. It it's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think they're gonna do? Give you a
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  Speaker 2: hearing I.
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  Speaker 5: Want to hearing test and I want to see broe.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a trumpet out of your ear.
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  Speaker 5: Hearing aids have come a long way. You don't even
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  Speaker 5: notice them anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Fantasy. If you had a hearing aid, I would never
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  Speaker 2: stop making fun of you for it.
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  Speaker 5: You wouldn't even know though a cochlear implant.
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  Speaker 2: I would, because you would have that thing on your ear.
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  Speaker 5: But it's so thin now. It is as thin as
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  Speaker 5: what you would hope your wires to be for your
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  Speaker 5: Internet hookup.
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  Speaker 2: You want thicker wires, faster, faster speeds.
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  Speaker 1: You can on hearing aids. You can get them attached
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  Speaker 1: to Bluetooth now, like my mother in law's hearing aid
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  Speaker 1: always like accidentally like links up to Bluetooth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know anyone that's thirty six with
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  Speaker 2: a hearing aid.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, there are a lot of us. And uh. They
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  Speaker 5: also have this new technology called bone conductor where it
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  Speaker 5: just plays it through it almost reverberates, I think the
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  Speaker 5: sound through the bone instead of through sound waves and not,
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  Speaker 5: which is an amazing coincidence because bone Conductor is also
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  Speaker 5: my favorite song from System.
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  Speaker 1: Of It Now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, but I am thinking hard about it
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  Speaker 5: and and my my hearing has gone to shit, so
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  Speaker 5: I got to go check that out.
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  Speaker 1: What made you How could you tell that it was
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  Speaker 1: going to ship? Like I hear the circumstances.
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  Speaker 5: I have to get people to repeat themselves constantly.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're not listening to them.
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  Speaker 5: Especially, No, it's not true if I were not listening.
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  Speaker 5: Then I wouldn't say, can you say that again? You
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  Speaker 5: would No, I wouldn't because I wouldn't care. I'm on
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  Speaker 5: you know, a date. You know, it's it's always when
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  Speaker 5: I'm in like a loud restaurant. When I'm in a
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  Speaker 5: loud restaurant, if there's ambient noise of any kind, you know,
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  Speaker 5: if I'm fishing with a bow or Peters or Nate,
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  Speaker 5: not Nate really as much anymore. But when I'm fishing
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  Speaker 5: and there's you know, we're in a class three rapids
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  Speaker 5: sort of stream and we're hitting a nice hole. It's
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  Speaker 5: like that scene from Uh Quiet Place, where John Krasinski
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  Speaker 5: takes his son to the babbling brook and says, we
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  Speaker 5: can yell here. We can talk because they can't hear us.
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  Speaker 5: I can't hear anything when there's any kind of ambient
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  Speaker 5: noise and it's really happen, I think just I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 5: Years of living in New York and refusing to plug
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  Speaker 5: my ears when fire trucks drove by because people would
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  Speaker 5: think I was gay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have been plugging your ears.
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  Speaker 2: I want to Those sirens will get you.
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  Speaker 1: I heard I saw a dog that a fire truck
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: went by this morning and it started howling, and I
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: got a good chuckle out of it.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Howl alone clearly think it's a.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Time donors on the street.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: It was so nice.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: But that breaks my heart that your poor ears are going.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I wonder why.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: I'm at a point now where I have to when
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: I go to a restaurant with one person, I insist
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: that we sit at the bar, because then I'm sitting
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: like this in our conversation. I can look forward and
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: they're speaking directly into my ear as opposed to across
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: the table.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: But you can't read their lips.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: I don't haven't learned that yet.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to have to start.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: I only have my white belt. In the deaf community,
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: you're gonna have to blitch.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: You're you're gonna have to go to a lot of
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: deaf jiu jitsu classes.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're talking purple with a brown stripe right now.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I grew up with a kid that was deaf, and
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: he he said that when he was in class, he
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: would turn off his he's hearing aids and do what
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: like when we were like when it was like he said,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: eybody was bored, he would just turn them off and
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: just check out. That's kind of a cool.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Getting yelled at by someone.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Your wife's yelling at you. Yeah, it's great. That sounds
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: so nice.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm on low battery. I gotta save it.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I really hope that they figured that out. What could
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: it be anything else? Or is there any way that
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: you can rehabit or.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Like, that's what I'm wondering. I don't know a whole
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: lot about why I can't hear that well anymore, but
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: that's what I'm gonna go see. And my point in
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: this is that I'm treating New York City as just
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: like the medical treatment center of my life. So it
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: is you. I come in, I get a hair cut.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a haircut today. I'm gonna get the
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: right groceries that I can't get upstate at my farm stands.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Right, what groceries can you not get upstate?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Well, spices are harder to come.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: By, and really don't tell spices.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Ethnic spices are harder to come back.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Said Grand Central. They like this mixed spice store.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: There's definitely some a closer spice store than New York
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: City Albany.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Perhaps I'm not Albany's way out.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Of the way for me, he's got to go to
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: New Poults if he wants good spices.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Nice, nice poll That's that's across the river. Though.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: It's a great movie theater. Really do they or it's
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: like it's like a blast from the past movie theater.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: It feels like it's nineteen ninety three and there they
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: still sell like movie posters.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Oh cool.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: We were, uh, we were planning our We're still planning
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: this fishing trip that's been on and off NonStop.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: I know, I'm beginning to wonder if it's ever gonna.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Happen, you're gonna like this Francis, we were I just
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: want us to go.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Well, we were.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Planning it out. We're still trying to go to Wyoming,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: but then everything is expensive. I think that is where
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: we're actually going. But this is we're talking about next week.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: By the way, too, it's half of the week. We're
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: only going for like three days. But but we were,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: we were talking about alternatives for places to go. I
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: was like, we could go like Pennsylvania's got good fishing,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: North Carolina, West Virginia, Maine, some are upstate New York. Uh,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: And Bea was like, what doesn't Francis have a place
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: and go in New York And I was like yeah,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: and he's like, is they're good fishing there? And I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: was like, probably around there, And he's like, why don't
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: we just go there? And I was like, because it's
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: his house and we don't have I was like, We're
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: not just gonna go to his house.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: This is just another extension of you, uh being like, Yeah,
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: all my friends live in Maine now, but why would
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I ever tell you guys to hang out. It's the
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: opposite of that, of course we're talking about, which is
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: that me casa a sue casa A friend of my
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: friend is my friend.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And he's just the damn in the flow of community.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: And you're like, on on what world would we ever
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: be able to go to his house.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: You were talking about? We're talking about either Plan A
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: is go fishing in yellow low Stone, Wyoming, and Plan
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: B is go stay in your place as you should
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: like during the work week. But you're gonna be working
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna be.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Like, that's fine.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: This what's her breakfast?
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I will have cooked it, I'll have a nice spread out.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Just take and.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Go grabb ride to the river today.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, look would you.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Guys, can.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: We camp in Francis's front yard?
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Thinking about having it?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta come in and take a ship.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're welcome to Francis.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: We're just gonna piss in the in the lawn. But
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: is it cool if we should inside?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: We don't feel comfortable sitting out here.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I have a composting toilet, so make sure you
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: dump the dirt on the top of it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you should. Why don't you? Cause like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: once you're in the deep wilderness, if it's seasonal, you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: won't know if you're in Montana or central Pennsylvania.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: That's kind of my that was kind of my reasoning.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: But then you think about it and you're like, you're like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: you know, you got a pretty good idea if you're
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: in Pennsylvania.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, helmet they do. And a lot of that is
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: the scenery. I mean, yeah, won't you guys be seeing
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: some pretty cool mountain ranges and things like that? In
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: my place? You're not going to see that, you selling rolling.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: No, it's but that's nice. My thing is that they
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: they're very anti just the East, and like they just
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: want to go out west, and I'm like, there is
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: like we went up to Lake Placid with Owen like
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: to shoot like two weeks ago. Is beautiful up there? Yeah,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: like there is nice places.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: On like percent of New York State is beautiful.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Even New Jersey Jersey's beautiful.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: There's like bears and if you go no, if you
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: go to the right places in Jersey, it's nice.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: I spent a very small period of my life living
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: there in Bank.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I was I mean, well, Red Bank's not the right spot.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: What I remember. What I remember scary, scary, scary, absolutely
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: fucking scary.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Francis was Frances was living in New York pre nine eleven,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: which was like the city was abuzz back then, right.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: We didn't have the fear as much.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You were on a planet before it took off.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I'll just I'll never forget.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Pulling up to pulling up on the tarmac, Rigs. Yeah,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: did Riggs do that? Yeah?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: He left his car out front of a.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah. Someone just told me that recently.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I think it was Tommy told me that. I was
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: talking about that Louis bit where he talks about leaving
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: the rental car wherever, and they were like, you know,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Rigs actually did that he just left it like where,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: like at the arrivals area for the airport and caught
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: on a flight.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I think you called Spider. Yeah, like Spider deal with this?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: How could I deal with that?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: That's crazy?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Sure Spider found a way.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, m M. I was probably moved in ten minutes.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. New Jersey was a scarier place back then.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just, uh, you know, it wasn't that great,
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: which is why we moved. I said to my parents, Look,
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I don't want to I don't want to raise my
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: kids here, and I don't want you, as grandparents to
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: be around them. So that we moved to Maine. As
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: a whole family, we uprooted.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: That's going to be so nice to just be able
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to force them to move.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: But that's all I remember. Because New Jersey's I chose
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: to forget it. It's not really in my blood.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I'm a manor unless you do shows there.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it fuck you up that you can go north
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to New Jersey from New York. It doesn't make sense.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: You know you're when when when you ask Ai what
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: football team you support, Yeah, it comes out as the Bills.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: So if you want to talk about confusing the world,
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: that's all about.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: We're in a career that's based on pandera.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Where you're from, Senor. I'mvision on it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not division, I'm not hating on it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Nobody's confusing Maine in New Jersey, brother man.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Some are no, yeah, h some would say that someone
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: that grew up in Maine should be a Patriots man.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Different bumper crops, New Jersey corn, Maine blueberries.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So many blueberries. There so many antioxidants.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Wrong and love those antioxidants.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: So nice to have the antioccidants flowing through your body.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I hate the oxiden.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I hate occidents so much.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: The occidentals. What are occidentals?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: By the way, Orientals are people from the east, So
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: occidentals are people from the west. A yes, I think
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that's us, honestly, like even person's Oriental, then we're occidental.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: We were born by occident, which is foul disgusting. So
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: what are you guys gonna? I mean, how are you
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: going to decide where you fucking go? We've already got
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: a planned out now why only for sure.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Dude, you're not wrong occident. Occident means relating to the
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: countries of the West noun a native or inhabitant of
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: the West, so oriental it is the opposite. How crazy
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: did you know that? Yeah?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, you didn't just.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Throw that out as a joke.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: No, rown knows all, like the basis of words, the
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Latin meanings.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: That's incredible.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Latin America.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I never knew that. I knew that there was an
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: there's an occidental college. Yeah yeah, where West understood disappear
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Western pretty much everywhere.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Is there any Occidental embassies in the Oriental area?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: There has to be that where what country? I was
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: watching like a travel video and it was like where
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: was It was like Uganda or like Brazil or something
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like that, and they were like, hey, yeah, there's a
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: North Korean embassy here.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You never think of North Korea having like embassies in
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: different places or like a foothold in different countries.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: It would be cool if it was just like the
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: building was like built like a rocket ship, like clearly
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: like this is North Korea's.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Like what if what if they're not lying? What if
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: North Korea like actually has all the things they tell
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: their citizens they have and like their leaders are as
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: great as they say they are, Like maybe it's propaganda
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: on our end that like they suck ass and they
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: have no Internet, and they're.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Anybody on x talking about North Korea sucking wow, and
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: that's where I get all my news.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's probably I mean a lot of it
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: is Israeli bots, but some of them has to be
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: North Korean bots as well.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: There's not a ton North Korean propaganda anti or pro.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: It's most land I would say.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I think North Korea is kind of like forgotten about
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: right now because there's so much else going on in
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, North Korea, we did not get you, brothers.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: We still talk about you every day.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. It's so funny how like you know
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: how people will fly the flag of like the country
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: they're supporting in the war, Like how people like yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: just start flying there, like, oh, I'm flying it for
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: the citizens. I'm flying it for the people of the country,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: or being held hostage by their government.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Honestly, just a massive North Korean we should be looking
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: out for them. It's crazy to hate the people of
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: other countries like you can hate their government, like hating
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: a North Korean citizen for not knowing.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: I did it. I did a deep Wikipedia dive about
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: that kid from Virginia who went over there on that
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: tour and stole the propaganda poster and then got arrested
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: at the airport.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: The CIA agent, the sleeper cell.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, he was a frat brother at UVA. So
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: if he's by Langley Jake Malazuk, he's a CIA agent.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You know, it would make sense.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: That's a deep cover.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: That is. But I mean those videos of him look
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: fucking were harrowing.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Well, when he's in the court he's weeping, that's pretty bad.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: But then you know, uh, it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Looks like Andrew Callahan low key looks like the dude
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: from Channel five.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what was his name? Is?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: It? Is this he was in court in America or
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: North Korea?
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: North Korea. He was on a student trip, right, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: he went over there and as a dare or maybe
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: it was like as a funny idea.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: A school his school went to North Korea.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: College is he was like on a college tour with
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: with some other kids and he went over there and uh,
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: he went down, he left, he peeled off from the tour,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: which when you do those tours, everything is curated.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: The whole the whole trip through the.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Country is they are just presenting you with the exact
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: few things they want you to see, and they don't
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: show you any of the reality. You can't. I don't
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: know if you can just like walk around hop on
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: a bus.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I doubt it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I don't think you can interact with the locals whatever.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: But there's a great Vice doc by the founder of Vice.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: You'll love that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I've seen a ton of ice docks.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: That's where he goes. Oh really, yeah, I mean I'll
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: check that out. That's better than any of those fast
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: car driving ones.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: By the way, that does not look like thinking of
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Brian Coburger, who looks like Andrew Callahan.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know who Brian Coburger is.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: The one who killed all those students in Montana.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's gonna be a dock about him.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I bet he's gonna get a good there already is.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the North Korean docks cereal.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I thought I was thinking of like a school shooting
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: serial killer.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: He went to there, like yeah, to the dorm or
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: something like that. But the North Korean documentaries are fucking nuts.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: There's there's some online where they just like take a
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: boat past North Korea, like they just like look at
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: it like it's a zoo animal. It's I mean, it
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: is truly fascinating.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: His name was Otto Warmbyer or warm Beer. I'm not
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: sure that's warm beer. Yeah, you could get him on
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: warm Ones Away. He's dead, Yeah, he's dead. He's dead. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: So he was over there and he peeled off from
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: his tour group and he snuck behind it into an
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: area he wasn't supposed to be in, and he saw
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: this anti America propaganda poster on the wall. I think
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: it featured Kim Jong un and you know, maybe like
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: holding up a rocket ship to fucking the White House
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: or something like that. And he took it off the
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: wall and rolled it up and stuck it in his bag,
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: and then he and he was on camera.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: This seems to be like I've heard like nine hundred stories,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: but not obviously in North Korea, but like I like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I've heard so many stories about kids going on school
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: trips and like taking like license plates off of cars
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: as a souvenir. It's never just it's not a good idea, right,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: rolling up, rolling up poster, Like you wouldn't do that
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: in America. No, he wouldn't walk by a movie theater
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: and be like really like that New twenty eight years
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: later poster.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when I was when I was a kid, we
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: went with our I remember we went with our science
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: class one day. We went into this cave in Vain, right,
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: and they were like, don't touch stuff because it's kind
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: of precarious or whatever. And we went pretty deep in.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: It was cool, like there was you know, water and
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: standing water and stalactites and stuff like that. And uh,
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: we got really deep in and I saw this like
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: shimmering kind of I don't know what you'd call it,
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: like a.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me. It was a holy grail. No, I'm
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: gonna be pissed.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: It was like an urn or something like that, just
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: a little vessel, right, this kind of thing, and uh,
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: it really was like capturing my eyes. And they had
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: said like, if you see that thing, that's the only
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: thing you can actually touch. Oh, okay, don't touch anything else.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: And uh, unfortunately one of the kids that I was
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: with touch something else and everything started collapsing around.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Oh you were the rush out.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Fortunately there was this carpet that like somehow fly
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: and you.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Hopped on the carpet. That's so smart.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, I'm thinking of the plot of a lot.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, God damn it, I almost stepped on it
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: so hard with the Holy ground such.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: A no, no, no, that would have been. That was
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: a great diversion because Harry was with us. Until when
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: did you When did you hop off that being a
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: true story?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: When did you turned out hearing it?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: You didn't at the cave.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: No.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Cao, would you be going to a cave in Maine?
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: We went to I'm not even kidding you. We went
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: to the rock quarry and looked for tourmaline. We spent
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: an entire day. I went to a quarry.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Coreys are fun, Yeah, jumping off of.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Them, don't like a disproportionate amount of kids dying quarries.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Quarries are like sneaky, deadly Corey Underwood.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: All bodies of water are dangerous to children.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Corey's just look a little safer because
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: it's like stagnant.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like they look a lot more dangerous because
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: the only way into them is from like a ninety
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: foot drop off.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Speaking of all, my Instagram feed now is is people
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: setting the new high dive record, and I don't know
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: if they're doing I don't I expect that they're going
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: to go in feed first, and then most of the
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: time they go in doing that death dive just like that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: And I don't understand how those people are alive because
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: now they're jumping from heights that I'm pretty sure are
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: higher than the bridges that we bike across where we
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: see memorials to the people who have killed themselves from them.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: And does that just mean that the people who killed
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: themselves didn't have the right form going into the water. Yeah,
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: so a.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Whole different story. They would have been a world record holder.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I would assume you could jump off the Brooklyn Bridge
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: and live if you are a high dive, if you'd
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: know how to.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Do, could you death dive off of it? Yeah, you
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: just you'd need three people in the water to swim
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: over to where you were to make sure you were fine. Yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: that's what they do. They always have three or three
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: or four people to swim right over to make sure
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: you're okay.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I would assume if you could go either way on
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Bridge, I'm assuming you could lay or like
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: where you could easily just belly flop and explode. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: don't think it would explode on impact.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: I think it's low enough that your skin would peel back.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be like a Merry Melodies cartoon.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: If you jumped from the Brooklyn Bridge and you landed
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: full starfish, you would explode.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: No this sound that it wouldn't There wouldn't be a sound.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: It would be like you never existed. It would be
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: it would just be gone. But if you did like,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a proper form.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Where you can prevent that from happening, if you break
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: the surface tension somehow roller skate.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Do you think that those people who are going to
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: kill themselves off the bridges throw a rock down first
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: to have the ripples so that they can gauge how
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: much time it takes.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: No, probably not. M know.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: They throw the and if it does take too much time,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: then they won't do it because it won't actually work.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: You think they're not yelling send it right before they jump.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Geronimo, you're the ones where they throw the go pro
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: with the person.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Those are awesome. I've only seen those in like diving competitions,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: but those are really cool.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I would get scared that I throw the GoPro too
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: fast and blow the shot.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Same. I wonder if being a YouTuber cliff diver is
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: more dangerous than being a wing soup base jumper. It
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: looks like it would be. Maybe you're not dying as often,
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I think, but the injury rates seems higher.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: But all of the cliff all of the wingsuit guys die.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's like a matter.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I think that's I think it is kind of like
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: like free soloing. Yeah, it's you're either dead or you're
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: either doing it or you're dead.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, whereas cliff diving, you're gonna you'll get hurt, but
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: you're not dead.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know enough about cliff diving, but I assume
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: cliff diving maybe you just hang up the water shoes
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: at some point.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: A lot of these videos, some of these videos.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: It's like stick to you with like a diving board.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: They show, they show the video and then the caption
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: is like six paragraphs about the nineteen months he spent recovering.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course he's like, this was the last
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: time I remember having a pelvis.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: And for the cliff diving, yeah, man.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: They do it and they shatow their pelvis.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: What six broken ribs, a collapsed lung, if not for
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: the grace of God, Like.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I actually take back what I said completely. I think
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: free soloing makes more sense than this dumb ass bullshit
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: jump off things. Yeah, because at least free soloing it's
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: like a I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. It feels
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: like it's got to be way harder than just jumping
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: off of something. Be Like they're like the whole like
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: why do it for the adrenaline, the rush? At least
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: when you're climbing something that's lasting for like four hours
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: and when you're jumping off of things, so you're you're
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: doing that all.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: For I think it's human to want to conquer a peak,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Like jumping off of stuff doesn't seem like, I don't know,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't It doesn't seem like a natural want that you
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: would have. Yeah, Like it seems counterintuitive to instincts like
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: but like instinctly like, yeah, I want to get to
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the top of that. I want to conquer that. Like
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: jumping off is you're taking it back, don't get jumping off.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: I was going to say that the thing I have
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: an issue with in this argument is that rock climbing
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: is exactly the same thing but theoretically safe, So you
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: choosing to do the same activity without ropes has no
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: comparison in cliff jumping. But then I thought, well, that's
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: the equivalent maybe to just jumping in feet first versus
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: doing a death dive.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: What what is a death dove? A death dove, that's
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: what we're describing.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: That's that when you go on, it's basically you make
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: it seem like you're doing a belly fly. Yeah yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: but instead you at the last second you pound the
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: water with your hands.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Awesome when you watch have you ever watched the college
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: diving like wacky competitions where they're all like death diving,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Like the guys who are on the yeah, and they
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: all do that ship that is fucking insane. Those have
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: to be the people who are doing it, like people
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: who are already divers, who are like, yeah, yeah, it's
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: not just some one who has a crazy death.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: You'd think so. But the guy that I follow on
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Instagram who seems to be the king of all this stuff,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: is like wearing bellabong board shorts and has long blonde hair.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: He does not have a diver's body. I don't know
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: if you've seen diver's body. Twinks.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're tiny, absolutely delicious otter.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Twinks incredible, delicious packages.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Not a hair on their bodies. I'm talking nipples are
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: so small but tight packages so small. Correct, I couldn't
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: do it. It is that that is a perky penis.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Penis not hard but droopy at all.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm struggling on this squirrel suit
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: verse diving think.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, why, what would you do?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: What would you do in order squirrel suit death dive?
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Death dive for me?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Because the point of a free solo is to get
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: to the top.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Mind squirrel suits so that I don't have to death
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: dive or free solo.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know you'll are with training in each of
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: them or today.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Assuming you you can train for them. I don't really
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: know how one trains for the squirrel suit though, Like
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: that's kind of just you. You're off figure it out.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: You do a bunch of boring parachute jumps, and then
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: you jump out of a plane with one on. Really, Yeah,
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: you can jump out of a plane with a squirrel
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: suit on.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Have a parachute with it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course they all parachutes.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Oh. I thought it was kind of just one of
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: those things where you got to come in, you got
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: to come in low and then pull up at the end.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: And one guy.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Land on the ground like a bird on the water.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's one guy who did land in a big,
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: huge pile of boxes. Oh yeah, he's the only successful
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: guy to ever do it, I think.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were twenty guys who tried.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Oh no, there's one other guy who jumped out of
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: a plane and landed on a net. You've seen that video.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Well, there's the guy that jumped out of the spaceship
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: and landed on a net.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: He had a parachute. Yeah, no, yes, dude, the.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Guy jumped out. You're thinking of two different rebel competitions.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: One guy jumped without the parachute, and then another guy
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: jumped from.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: The guy that with the guy that jumped without the parachute.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: He goes down deep into the net.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Right yeah, yeah, And he's flipping over at the last
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: second to keep checking that his alignments right, and he's like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: I got it. No, wait, do I have I got it?
• 40:54
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• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's ever been that deep in a net
• 41:00
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  Speaker 5: I know, do you go to fit? Wow? Not a
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  Speaker 1: No kind of the joke.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the joke.
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  Speaker 5: I was trying to soften it for her after we
• 46:30
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• 46:35
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• 46:38
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• 46:45
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• 46:48
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• 47:06
  Speaker 10: No?
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: They didn't spread the cheeks, which I was kind of
• 47:09
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• 47:13
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• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I hadn't.
• 47:17
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• 47:19
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• 47:20
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• 47:28
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• 47:32
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• 47:34
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• 47:39
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• 47:42
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• 47:49
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• 47:54
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• 47:55
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• 48:00
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• 48:04
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• 48:09
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• 48:10
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• 48:19
  Speaker 5: I had?
• 48:20
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• 48:23
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• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But she actually ended up doing a good job.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. She seemed like she know what she
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: was talking about?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how does she do a good job? She kept
• 48:41
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• 48:44
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• 48:47
  Speaker 5: I had. I had that run through my mind.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Oh thank god I got out of there without getting
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: sucked five stars.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: So and go there for a little bit, but neither
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: did she touch and then she went anyway, So I
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: did that. Why did I talk about this? Oh? The
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: gym really quick, so I didn't bring. Because of all that,
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't get to go home, which meant that at
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: six o'clock I had a seven forty five spot at
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: the stand, and there's a gym that I can go
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: to here in the city, and I couldn't get home.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: So I was like, well, I'm just gonna go buy
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: I need to work out, so I'm gonna go buy
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: workout clothes. Yeah, And I went to Paragon Sports and I.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Bought a pair of shorts out of your account.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I bought a pair of a shirt. I brought
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: some workout shoes and new socks.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Interesting question for you, Do they have fishing stuff there?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Surely I would bet that they do.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: They Every time I look up fishing stores in New York,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: that comes up and I look at the website. I'm like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: there's just no way.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Don't look at their website. You got to go in.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: It's all like running clothes.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: No, no, they have ski gears.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Oh really, They've.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Got like so it's like a full long boards. They
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: got a huge tennis section.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll check it out.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Soccer, ask every sport you can think. Well, I went
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: in there. I bought all this stuff, and it was like,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: why you ask expensive shit? It seemed really dumb given
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: that we are sponsored by VIORI like I should be
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: you know whatever.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: So what was last second?
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I and I was like, oh, I've just
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: spent all this money. Now I need to make up
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: for it by working out so fucking hard.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: This has to be a two hundred dollars workout that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: I earn the outfit that I bought, and I worked
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: out to the point of injury.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: What did you do, dude?
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: I was doing like an overhead press circuit and my
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: shoulder just.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Popped, like out of soccer, not out of sock.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: It just like all of a sudden, the muscle just
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: gave up, and I went.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe that was just it wasn't lifting a failure. Is
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: it still hurt? Maybe your first time experiencing failure.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: You might be out out for commission, out of commission
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: for the summer. Never body's going to deflate fast.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: I can still cast with one.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Hand, a left hand single left handed cast.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: And I hate to see those shoulders deflate uncaster. Are
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: you gonna still work and keep working the left one?
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Why not? That's a myth. By the way, what
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: said if you break your arm, you shouldn't lift the
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: other arm because it'll like make your body lopsided.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen dudes who have those are the
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: guys who like disabled arm and then their right arm
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: is just fucking shredded.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: Raphael at all, his left hand is so much more
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: jacked than his right.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Would you just say that that's a myth.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: That's not because he broke his arm. It's because he
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: plays tennis and he hits with one hand. Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: But if you were to break your arm and you
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: were to work out one arm for two months say recovery.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: No, people say you shouldn't do it because it's bad
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: for your body. That's the myth.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I see that it will leave you still not sure
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: we're on the same page.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: We never are.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Well, you're talking about a full disability. You're talking about
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: someone who loses ability in their.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Arm, and then they I'm thinking of the I'm thinking
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: of the family guy meme.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one where it's like different colors of shades
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: of people of races.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking masses, the neighbor with massive with the
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: massive arm.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, the chicken that he fights, all right, never mind
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Peter Griffin, No chicken.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Who's Peter Griffin's.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Neighbor, Joe, I don't know.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Cleveland, Yeah, Cleveland, No, Cleveland's the black dude is the
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: horny guy? Yeah?
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Quagmire, Quagmire.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: You've never seen Quagmire with the one jacked arm and
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: the other arms just like a noodle.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: That makes it.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: He's been jacking off so much.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Is that why it is? Yes, sure, it's not because
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: he's working out one arm and the other one was broken.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I think that there's a chance that Rafael Nadal only
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: plays tennis to cover up for his furious masturbation habit,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: that he jerks off so much that it got his
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: arm jacked, and he's like, I need to justify this somehow.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I'll become the best tennis player in the world because
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: none of the other tennis players have.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: That works out regularly swinging a tennis Racket's not going
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: to swing something that zero.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll show you this pictures.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Probably a furious masturba which breaks my fucking I have
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: discussed time. I will pray for him.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Always been more of a fish guy.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Fishing.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Now who's the guy?
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Marty Fish?
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Has been more of a Marty Fish guy personally.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Jack sock is my favorite because it reminds me of
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: how I like to finish.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Jack in a sock.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: And box.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Andy rod Dick his mine? Nice?
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Funny?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Does he likes to ride cock?
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Marti Fish?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Who's the brother that won this weekend Wimbledon?
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Center Center? That's the doll.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Center aka steroids.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Oh but that's an angle thing.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: That's an angle.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Centner had a little bit of a roid scandal, didn't he.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: It's so it's actually so nasty that when you look
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: down the pipe of an arm, no matter how jack
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you are, it looks skinny. I saw a picture of
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Sakuon Barkley is still image of him running and like
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: one of his arms was like straight at the camera
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and it like looked skinny left to right, and I'm like,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I know that he's fucking huge.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I heard he's lost some weight in the off season.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: He's down to one sixty. Yeah, Barkley seeing if he
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: could do it at one sixty? Has there been two
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: forty last year?
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I'm fully back in on ball.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Was he two forty? Yeah? Probably thirty five eight?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Uh, maybe five to ten.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's five eight? Five Eight's pretty? Is
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: he five eight?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: But Barry Sanders was he's five eight.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: And he's hurtling over people that's.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Six feet.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Eight.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's definitely in the fives.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Two thirty three and that's what he's listed at.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: So you know he was having a couple extra crustables
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: slaming someone crustables before the Super Bowl? How did you
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: think the person I was? I was thinking about it
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: recently at the going to the Super Bowl. I think
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: the Chiefs walkout was was way better than the Eagles, Like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: didn't you think the Chiefs walkout was kind of bad?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Like did you?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Was part of you?
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: Not?
• 55:44
  Speaker 10: Like?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck? I remember their walk out.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: They came out to the horns whatever that song is, yeah,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, but everyone was booing and they had
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: the they had like it looked like they were that
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: was one of the Eagles. The Eagles came out to
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: what dreams and nightmares?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: No, that's what they did last time against the Patriots
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: when they beat them. They came out to dream of
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: nightmares and the Patriots came out to crazy train. Oh really,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, yeah, we're gonna win. We have the
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: culture on our side.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but our musician is in prison.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they came out to something that it was sick.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: But I remember the boot. I just remember the booing,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: and I remember being like, oh, we got the fucking
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: crowd on our side.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I saw there was a video of Lane Johnson this morning.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: He loaded seven hundred and twenty pounds onto what looked
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: like an actual weight rack and just picked the rack
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: up on her shoulders and it was like farmer carrying it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It was the most manly thing I'd ever seen in
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: my fucking life.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: The weights that they lift don't they don't make sense
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: to me. You ever you ever tried what's like the
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: most weight in any lift that you've ever tried to live?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Look at that. That's so much and he's just walking
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: it like forty yards seven hundred and ten pounds and
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: just walking around with it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's like a call. This is why none
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: of these guys can walk when they're forty eight years old.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: He said, he's in better shape now than he have been.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: He is, but all that's going to catch up to him.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: They're just wearing away the cartilage in every single joint
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: to the point where they're you know, they're gonna be
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: cartilage free.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, he could be a fucking wrestler. He would
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: be such a sick wrestler.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Harry, what is the most weight you've ever tried to
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: lift of any type on any type of lift?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know, to be honest. I mean the most
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: I've ever lifted and succeeded was deadlifting two twenty five. God,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever tried anything above two twenty five, Right,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I might have tried to deadlift like two eighty five once.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Right, So take take that number and remember how hard
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: that was where you really lighted four reps? All right,
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: But you're like, so then you probably could have done
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: two seventy five or something like that.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, man, I know I think I tried and
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Well, then remember that big.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Of the hardest thing you've ever done. It wasn't actually hard.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Now multiply that by fucking yeah three yeah, it's insane.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: That's what those guys are like doing SATs at it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Six hundred pounds three xing it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Instead of like legitimately adding to what you did, you
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: would have to add like ten percent to it, and
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: it will make it way harder. You're lily added three
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: hundred percent.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, your lift is there warm up?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: No, it's not even their warm not even Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Their lift is like if I went to curl like
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: the tens and I was like, this is working on form.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go this is physical therapy.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go walk the neighborhood. Yeah yeah, and catch
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: up with my girlfriend, yeah, my gal pal.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: All right, cool, all right. Actually, I have a request
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: of people, please, if you're in New York City this weekend,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I'm doing the nicest again, which is compliment Wrap Battles.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: The last time we did it, it was so fucking fun.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: If you're in New York, come by tickets are less
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: than thirty dollars. It's on Saturday. You can probably pull
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: up and get a ticket. Or get tickets on barstool
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: or any of my socials. I'm linking them all over
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: the place. Please come through. It will be just so fun.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not even like trying to sell tickets to make
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: money off of it. I want to sell tickets so
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: just people can witness it. It's awesome, it's a great time.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: If people from son of aboy dot com I'm handing
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: out hand jobs, so pull through.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: Nice. I'll be in the Hampton's on Friday at Canoe
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: in Place or something. Can you place in one show
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: tickets at punch up dot live, slash rights sell.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Are you doing Hampton's asque material?
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Sure, I'll curate a little bit.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Why do they call it the surf lodge if no
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: one's surfing, If you can't swag surf in the surf lodge? Something,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: there's something there.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: There's something there, Harry, Sorry, I was reading nasty comments
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: about myself.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: What are they saying that you suck? Suck at? Yeah,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: there's at call of duty, yeah whatever. They don't fucking
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: know if they call of duty. They don't. I mean,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: they've seen your highlight tapes. Why would you suck? That's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: like watching fucking Kobe be sick at basketball and then
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: being like you suck at basketball.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, look Will probably I think Will Chamberlain didn't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: didn't put up one hundred right, exactly exactly. Guys like us,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: we got to go through it. It's all about resilience.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, they not like us, if you know what I mean,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: They're not like us.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: All right, see you guys on Monday or Tuesday.
• 1:00:43
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• 1:01:06
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• 1:01:14
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• 1:01:18
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