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Me, A Goth (Him, A Matt): Weapons Review & Xbox Game Pass Price Hike · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I'm learning how to hit record on the phone.
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That's weird. It's about last week on the
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phone. Thank God.
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Actually, it might not be my last week on the phone.
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PAX next. It's probably be on the phone on
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the pax for pax next week. But the week after that, I'll be
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back to computer. I'm back there with you.
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Is it in the room with you right now?
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My computer is in the room with me, but I'm sorry.
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Is it dead and we're having a seance?
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Is it in the room with you right now?
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Can you hear me? No, it's here.
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But I just find that running just using stream Yard, just
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when I'm using 5G, just going through the phone, it's just,
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it's just easier and better than trying to stream to my computer.
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And my computer is going to need like a billion updates because
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it hasn't been plugged in for two months.
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That's a long. Time we're going to demand that
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you actually just you read all the articles today as we talk
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about them so. Oh yeah, great.
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You read through them and then Matt and I will comment.
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Yeah. So what's up first, Luke?
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There, there was a link to get into the chat, yeah.
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Yeah, All right. Cool.
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Yeah, there was. Yeah, that's as.
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Far as I got, welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your
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hosts, Matt, Luke, and Dan. Multiple Nerdgasm, Your guide to
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all things nerdy. We can talk about something near
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and dear to your heart. Yeah, we can.
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I know this is just stressing you out.
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You've been away a little bit. To see in the news, go by on
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your phone. Unable to check in on your piece
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of Xbox? Well here's the thing Luke, in
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the past you've attempted to continue streaks and scores and
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things whilst on holiday. Yeah, but this time you were
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like, no, I'm just want to drink martini.
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Just couldn't do it. Yeah, well, apparently Microsoft
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news. They've noticed this.
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No drop in in. An enormous downward spike.
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And so they've. Gone, well, I guess, and they've
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gone. Oh fuck, just kill the Xbox.
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Just kill it. We're fucking done.
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Well, well it's sort of weird because they're releasing a new
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the new handheld in like 2 weeks.
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Yes, I think all the news didn't.
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See this Luke, you did say this handheld will be the last Xbox
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and everything will just be on the handheld from now on.
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You did say that. I, I did say their, their, their
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goal is to basically stream console balls are over, They're
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going streaming. That's the future and that's
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what they're going to focus on and that's why they're.
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Buying up their own, that's what they're doing.
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Nintendo just leaned into the Switch now.
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Like yeah, they're not doing another console.
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Nintendo would just. Nintendo have always done their
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own thing. Nintendo have never been
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involved in anything. I don't know man, the the the
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console wars used to just be fucking Sega versus.
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Ninja and Nintendo. Yeah, back in the day.
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And then Sega died, then the Sony came in, and then Microsoft
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came in, and then they battled. Nintendo sort of stayed in it
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for a while. Didn't they just split up And
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you've got to? Remember when when there was
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just PlayStation One and Nintendo 64?
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Like Nintendo was still a massive contender in in the
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field, better console. I think people.
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Forget now. Yeah, yeah.
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It's not about that. Yeah, it didn't matter, did it?
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Well, then the particular news of of note, right?
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So Microsoft, apparently a bunch of retailers here in the US have
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just said we're not going to sell Xboxes, which is
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interesting. Costco in particular, and then
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and others that I can't recall, they all just said we're not
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going to sell Xbox consoles anymore because we have trouble
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getting them and it's just not worth the hassle.
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And it's like, OK, interesting. Well, does it have something to
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do? With tariffs or?
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I think I, no, I don't know if it's that.
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I think, well, the, the rumour is that Microsoft's winding down
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production on them because they don't want to commit to them.
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Because like I think it, it does to me point to what you're
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saying, Luke, is that they don't want to sell consoles anymore.
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So maybe they're not, you know, manufacturing them in the
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numbers. Well, yeah, 'cause that's, that
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sounds like a lot different. It's not like, no, we don't want
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to sell them anymore. It's just sort of like it's hard
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for us to get it. So it's hard for us to keep the
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stock. So we've got to put a slide, a
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section for us to advertise them when we're not getting any
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here's. What?
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We'll hold on back up, GBT. What are we saying here?
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Are we saying that Xbox or Microsoft plans to only release
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PC games? Like what?
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What are we talking about? Where my?
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Xbox play my. Xbox.
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Games so OK, so the other big news, the other big news is that
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there's this massive price change in the Game pass.
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So Game Pass Ultimate, which used to be for me in the US, 20
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bucks a month will now be 30 bucks a month, which is a big
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price jump. That's like 50% price jump.
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And then there that's ultimate. And then the middle one will be
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professional and that'll be 15. Let me look at this.
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So I don't get you. It'll jump up to see.
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They're mostly only talking about Ultimate Premium.
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Premium will be. 15 and then essential will be 10 and if you
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want the cloud stuff, you've got to get Ultimate.
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The ultimate. If what?
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What does Ultimate give you now? Ultimate now gives you all the
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games, right that you can play. It gives you the cloud stuff and
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it gives you like. DC as well as console.
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Oh. Yeah, PC Game Pass, Yeah, OK,
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so, and if you still want all that stuff, the other thing is
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too, that new ultimate will include the Ubisoft and the EA
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Play stuff too, which is actually a pretty good bonus.
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I actually. Want actually I was looking at
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the Ubisoft one. It's not Ubisoft Plus entirely.
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It's Ubisoft Classic. I see.
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Yeah, right. So you.
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Still have to pay for shadows if.
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I thought that's a bit dodgy. Yes, that's on sale right now.
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I considered it because it gets away.
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We get to why I've got a lot of extra money.
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How? Much, but he plays.
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That's been included for a while.
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Xbox. Oh shit, $65?
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Yes, I'll pay $65 for it absolutely straight.
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Here we go, ChatGPT says I said why have retailers?
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Why are retailers no longer going to sell the Xbox ChatGPT
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sales? And so this is fact, right?
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Chat, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Fact Yes, Costco confirms it will no longer carry current
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generation Xbox consoles as part of a business decision in quotes
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some other retailers. Well, sorry, is that implying
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that it's not a business decision?
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Yeah. Some kind of ironic business
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decision? Yeah.
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Also, why can't I say? Decision.
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It's definitely not for sexual gratification.
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Yeah, for a business decision. Other retailers like Sam's Club
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have begun discounting their existing inventory and reducing
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future orders after Microsoft recent price hikes.
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Oh yeah, they have put the price of the consoles up.
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That could be tariff related. But in Europe and other regions,
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this Series X is often out of stock and many retailers have
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said they're not expecting to be restocked.
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And Xbox console. Sales have dropped.
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We're all, they're always out of stock.
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So we're gonna just not sell them even though the second.
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We get them, we sell out, they've sold out.
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Maybe it's maybe it's a hassle to to constantly be like, yeah,
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sorry, we don't have any of those people get mad at them or
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whatever and it's like. So just back up because I mean,
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I'm, I'm a, I'm a, you know, a, a, a a pretty casual user of
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Xbox. I only, I have an Xbox casual.
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I pay $22.00 a month for my Game Pass and it just gives me the
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games that are in Game Pass. Yeah, I got charged yesterday,
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still $22.00. So yeah, yeah, it's next month.
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So good. November.
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Well, I don't want to pay more and maybe I'll just cancel it
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then because I. So I was thinking about it but.
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Then Indiana Jones is going to disappear right when the DLC
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comes out, yeah. But here's the thing.
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Right I was. Thinking about this the other
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day, you go first, you go first. Double check.
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Double check what plan you're on.
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If you're not playing on PC, no. No.
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Well, maybe Indiana Jones. But the other thing is too that
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Ultimate is the only one that gives you the day one AAA
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releases. You don't get them on the
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others. That's the other.
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That's the other thing, yeah. So they don't tell you what the
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games are because obviously that would be a long list, but
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Ultimate gives you 400 plus games, Premium gives you 200
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plus games, and the Essential gives you 50.
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So it's a restriction on what the games are too.
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I don't know exactly what the restriction.
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Is OK, but. So I was thinking about it
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right. So I was like, to be honest, I
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barely have time to play my Xbox and so had I thought about this
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even before the price hike, I might have done the same thing.
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But I was like, you know, what I should do probably is cancel it,
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put the money that I pay for it every month aside and just buy
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games and I'm. Pretty sure you come out.
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Ahead. And so that's what I'm doing.
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I've cancelled it and I'm gonna see if it affects my life
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negatively. What's that?
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I would not come out ahead. I would come out so far behind.
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It's not far. Yeah, that's true.
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I, I'm, yeah, we'll see. I but I'm fairly certain.
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But even right now, I play No Man's Sky quite a bit.
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I own that. I, I basically haven't used Game
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Pass in months. So it's see, now that I've had
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my attention drawn to that fact, it kind of seems silly to pay
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for. I've been back in Australia for
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what, two days a day or something?
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I've already spent $300 on the games.
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Well, I've just spent $65 on a game, so.
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Oh, you did in the background there you.
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Go. I brought Borderlands 4, I
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brought Mafia, The old country. I'm just I'm thinking.
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Of oh, that looks great and I hate mafia shit 'cause I I just,
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I just do want, just, I don't wanna.
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Play little crime, just sick of it.
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No, but it's true. I, I just, they're not people
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I'm interested in role-playing as.
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They're not right. People.
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Italians. Italians hold in what is this
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Boston in the in the. 1900s. I'm I'm enjoying it so.
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Far old country. Looks very cool.
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Looks very. Cool, yeah, I'm enjoying it so
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far, but I'm also jumping between that Borderlands 4.
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I've got Gears of War Reloaded, installing of course.
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How's Borderlands 4 on? Has Randy punched in the face at
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any point? No.
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No, it's only on PC. Not while Luke is saying it's
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fine. OK, yeah.
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So Randy only punches PC players.
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Gotcha. Yeah.
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And, and a lot of times with PC players, it's just maybe you
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need to accept you can't play an ultimate and a four year old
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machine. Just putting that out there.
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He's drunk the Kool. Aid.
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He's getting that sweet Gearbox money Licks.
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Well, that's true. I think people have gotten used
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to. Remember when we grew up, you
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could not play a new game on a computer that was six months
11:13
old. You had to upgrade.
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Oh yeah, he's a more RAM, new video card, new something.
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Now you can actually buy something and it will last you
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years. And I think people are getting a
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bit used to that. And now this has come out and I
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think people are just Luke stands.
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I don't want to upgrade. OK, So if I'm just taking back
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to Microsoft for a SEC, so you're saying there might not be
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an Xbox 5 or whatever the. Fuck it will be an Xbox.
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Five, that's the case, OK. There will be.
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Well, let's say there's not. OK.
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But there's not going to be a six is I'm just trying to I'm
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just trying to say like are they going to stop manufacturing
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will? There be a 7 point, there might
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be a 7. They have they, they have.
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They have been saying for a long time there will be at least one
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more Xbox. But I guess it doesn't matter,
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it's a hypothetical and my question is what will I be able
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to play my Xbox games on in five years time?
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Anything. It's the whole idea is.
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But not an Xbox I I guess is my question right?
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You'll be able to get a controller, you get a dongle,
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you play it through your television, you play it through
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your computer, you play it through your phone.
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It's going to be just cloud. Or this handheld that comes out.
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OK, fair enough. Yeah, well, if that's the case.
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That's that's a lose, that's the future, the.
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Other interesting thing about the handhelds is they're not
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making these. So that could also be more freak
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more common is that third party put third parties making the
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consoles. That could be the next thing too
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right. Do you know OK, do you know you
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know for a fact that the Xbox fives in the.
12:47
World seems very certain about it.
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Yeah, I have. From what I've read they they're
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wearing. Nelson in the room with you
12:53
right now. Is he pulling the gun at you?
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I've always heard there's at least one more Xbox coming out.
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I think Sony are still the ones that are.
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No, no, don't do it. Sony are the ones that are still
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consoles are always going to be the thing.
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Microsoft are going, consoles are going away.
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We'll wait and see. Well, but a couple of game
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builders coming next week. Oh, you've got one.
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Yep, a pre-order one. Xbox.
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Yep. OK, interesting.
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I am very interested. To hear it runs locally right?
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It doesn't just do. Cloud, it runs locally yeah,
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it's got like a one terabyte hard drive on it, so I'll be
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able to install and. It's pretty fucking impressive.
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So it's a Series X. Yeah, like, yeah.
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And like, I don't know the exact specs, but it's he.
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Didn't he? Didn't it's?
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Definitely up there like in a run Series 6.
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But no, it's only, it's only like even for Australia, it was
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like $1600. I don't, I don't know if that.
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Fuck, I mean, yes, yes, yes, that's.
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But don't. But I am.
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I am so poor at the moment, it is not funny.
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My switch too was 500 bucks. Hence why I didn't like.
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The other thing I'll look at with this is you can actually
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use it as APC like I've been using my other handheld.
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It's APC. Everything in your house you can
14:10
use as APC you. Could use that recliner as ATC,
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yeah. You could use that.
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That long neck, that. Long neck can be run through my
14:18
first VD episode. Brought to you by Victoria
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Bitter VB for a hard We'll be in Victoria for a hard earned
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thirst. It's my first non Vietnamese bee
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or non self Asian bee in two months.
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He's gone now. Well, I'm just about who you're
14:36
on. Local no comments, you're over.
14:40
There. Happened to be at a restaurant
14:42
for lunch and they had Beel Lao on the menu and I was like.
14:44
Did you feel that that Beel Lao had a strange after taste that
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was Luke's I? Didn't actually I quite liked
14:49
it. Yeah, I don't remember it having
14:50
a strange after taste either. I.
14:52
Liked it enough to have more than one.
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Maybe that's why you don't remember.
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It could be. And, you know, people are very
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angry about the price hike, and there's been a lot.
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Like your little bit angriest? I wasn't angry, it just made me
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think about it. And like I said before, had I
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thought of it, made me think about it in a way that had I
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thought not thought about it, I might have just continued to
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pay. But actually really, I made me
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realize I probably shouldn't be paying for it at all because I
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don't use it so. Yeah, that's that's a good
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point. What I felt.
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About Netflix until Alien Earth came out and now I'm like.
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Netflix. No Netflix, I didn't worry.
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About EA At the moment, EA is gonna be a lot.
15:31
Because they got bought by Saudi in.
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A few months. Yeah, that's it was unusual.
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And been. Brought with debt, I can't wait
15:38
till part of the. Deal is just.
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Stimulator comes out. Out of the deal is $20 billion
15:44
of debt, so they want to make that money back as quickly as
15:48
possible. So oh God, I don't know how you
15:51
can buy stuff with debt. Well, yeah, I don't know, it's
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all a bit dodge anyway. Look, there's lots of dodgy
15:59
stuff to talk about tonight. We could talk about.
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We could. Luke, I'm just going to rattle
16:04
off some some of the things and you tell me whether we're
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talking about them now or in the after party.
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OK? All right.
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You ready? P Diddy.
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OK. Give me a second.
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I'm just turning some stuff off because my connection sucks.
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Everything's off, Go for it. Just reach into your asshole and
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turn something off. That's what it looked like.
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I'm gonna. I want the listeners to think
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that's what. You can get ones that you can
16:25
control from your. Phone Luke Assholes.
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Yes. Luke, you'll be pleased to know
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we've got some Neil Gaiman follow up.
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We've not stopped. About Neil Gaiman.
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No, we've got racism news. Yeah, we've got racist news
16:44
today. Racist.
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News. Great.
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Yeah, we've got some Jesus Christ news.
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Yeah, you do. You said that.
16:51
Isn't that him being back in the wrestling ring?
16:55
We had some James Bond news that was so good it was in here twice
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at 1:00. .0 Yes, actually it was in there three times because I
17:01
because I realised you'd put it in, I'd put it in and then I'd
17:03
also pasted the incorrect link to something else.
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So. We can talk about that right now
17:09
if you want. It it was James Bond day the
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other day I found out. Oh yes, and I saw a great meme
17:15
and I I saved it to send it to you because I didn't want to
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send it before you were away. What's?
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James Bond's day. Yeah, Why was it James Bond day?
17:24
Why was it James Bond day? I know it's the 37 B of.
17:30
He couldn't be July. Was it James Bond Day?
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It was James Bond Day because October 5th marks the world
17:35
premiere of the first film. Doctor.
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No, that's why. Oh, OK.
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I mean, I mean. That's James Bond Film Day then,
17:42
surely. And also that's not the first
17:44
James Bond film. It's the first Sean Connery
17:48
James Bond film. But anyway, whatever.
17:50
I watched Automation, Secret Service.
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Just just quickly, we talked about that a little bit last
17:56
week. I did watch it.
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It is slower than I recall. I did enjoy it still.
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And I think I ever noticed the fact that Jeff Leesby just has a
18:07
fucking Australian accent. Yeah, I've never noticed that
18:09
before until this time when I and I guess as a kid I didn't
18:13
think of it. But well, I think in the 60s
18:16
Australian accents sounded a little bit more British, though
18:18
didn't. They, I mean, it does, it's not
18:20
a very strong accent, but he is like, oh.
18:22
That bloke never happened to the other.
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He's never happened to the other bloke, yeah.
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And yeah, he said. I remember that line and then
18:28
when he said it, I was just like, oh, he's he's Australian.
18:30
Yeah, he's Australian. Yeah.
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This is my bloody mind. I I've been on 2 tours for two
18:36
different tours so I had to meet like two different tour groups.
18:38
A lot of some thought I was from the UK to begin with somehow
18:42
instead of Australia which I. Don't know.
18:46
Yeah, that happened when Matt and I first went to America
18:49
together. That's what everyone thought.
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Yeah, or New Zealand for some reason, just not Australia.
18:54
Oh. Sure.
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Yeah, Yeah. No one knows about Australia.
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Yeah, that's right. I could never think of people
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thinking I did not have an Australian accent.
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It just blew my mind. Here's the meme I saw today.
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New James Bond movie James. If you can't overcome your
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generational trauma, you'll never discuss what it means to
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truly sacrifice Old James movie. Hi, my name is Rebecca Arse.
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They were a lot simpler. He There's so much woman hitting
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in this in an emergency Secret Service.
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He slaps. I don't remember Lazenby hitting
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a lot of women. I remember he slaps one really,
19:31
really good and then there's another one a bit later on with
19:34
the the Countess. They it's at the end of the
19:36
movie and they're trying to escape Blofeld's thing in the
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Alps. He's a little.
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We've got all the time in the world for me, like.
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Yes. And then her dad, she's like,
19:46
mom, we've got to go. And she goes, no, I'm not
19:47
leaving without James. And she he's like, yes, you
19:49
already punches her in the face and knocks her out her dad and
19:53
then throws her in the helicopter.
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Yeah, we've got daughters. We understand.
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And then also the whole subplot of, you know, the guy, her dad
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is trying to get James Bond to marry his daughter.
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And and then he's like, I've kept an eye on everything you've
20:07
done for my daughter, and Bond's like, everything.
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And he goes, yeah, don't worry about that.
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And he's like, I think I want you to marry her.
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And then there's something about she needs a man to Make Love to
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her until she loves him. Jesus.
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Like what the hell works? Hey, who says that about their
20:28
own daughter? Yeah, BB, have you, have you
20:31
ever told a woman that you're gonna?
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Fuck her too, she loves you. And see now well that.
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Goes. I mean, I've heard Mike Tyson
20:37
say that, but that was about a man, yeah.
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Yeah, and it was. That was some fucking smack
20:46
talk. That was the scariest shit I'd
20:48
ever heard in my life. Hang on, fuck you till you love
20:51
me, faggot. I'd have nightmares about that
20:53
forever if my cousin said that to me.
20:56
So it's slower than I remember and also this funny just because
21:00
it's it's kind of an odd style after the Connery ones.
21:05
Like the style of it's quite different.
21:06
It's a bit more artsy and like the like the beach fight starts
21:10
like really beautifully shot and stuff like that.
21:12
It's some weird stuff like. Driftwood in the front
21:14
foreground and stuff. Yeah, it's like, oh, this is
21:16
nice. But then there's and there's a
21:20
lot of long action scenes that are very cool, which I'm pretty
21:24
sure that like that's what I probably liked about it, you
21:27
know, that I'm remembering when I was a kid.
21:28
But it does have a lot of really good long action scenes and the
21:31
way they handle the cause. A lot of it is green screen,
21:33
like all the skiing stuff, it's really green screen, but it's
21:36
done quite well in that they're short shots and it's like kind
21:40
of like like they worked around the limitations of that pretty
21:43
well. I.
21:43
Think. But he does.
21:46
Do. No, but they don't show it for
21:49
too long. It's like quiet.
21:50
I was like, oh OK, they've they've been smart about it.
21:54
But he's got so many 1 liners in this.
21:57
Oh, really? Like they've been dubbed on.
21:59
So like he's like, he's like he's fighting.
22:03
And then Phil gets hit by a branch and then all of a sudden
22:05
you just hear like it's clearly dubbed because he's branched off
22:09
and then like he's like continuing his branch.
22:14
Also, if I recall, it's from Her Majesty's On Her Majesty's
22:18
Secret Service that the frilly the Austin Powers costume is
22:26
based. On right, definitely.
22:29
And it's pretty much a one to one.
22:30
It's apples to apples too. Like, I mean, it looks
22:32
ridiculous in a, right? Yeah, Oh yeah, no, but in in a
22:37
fun way. Like yeah sure, but what I mean
22:39
is like. But it has a very distinct look
22:41
that's different to the others, I think.
22:43
Yeah, because that whole sequence where they're up in the
22:45
Alps thing and he's brainwashing the women and that.
22:47
And then this is fucking awesome.
22:48
Funny. So funny when he's like, because
22:51
there's like 10 women there. And then just fucking James Bond
22:56
and then the staff of the clinic or whatever it is.
22:59
But then he goes to one of the women's rooms because she writes
23:02
her number on his leg under the kilt.
23:04
And that's that, that great line where she's writing on his leg
23:07
with lipstick underneath. And then the and he's like, and
23:11
then nurse says everything right?
23:12
He goes, oh, yeah, it's just a slight stiffening.
23:17
And then he goes to her room, bangs her and he tells her
23:22
something about she says, oh, he goes, don't turn the light on.
23:25
You look so lovely in the light of the fireplace or whatever.
23:28
Oh, because he's supposed to be gay.
23:30
And she says, oh, you didn't like Ben.
23:31
And he said, oh, normally I don't, but you're such a such a
23:34
picture here in the in the shadows or whatever.
23:36
He says the same and then he goes back to his room and one of
23:37
the other women is in his room and he just says the exact same
23:40
things and bangs her as well. Like this is like literally 1
23:44
after. The And you know what?
23:45
I bet that wasn't in the script. And then lazily was like, you
23:48
know what I did once I was at this resort with all these
23:51
women, they all thought I was gay.
23:52
And then I I literally banged each one of them one after the
23:55
other. Yeah, but it's it's it's the
23:57
exact same lines. I say, oh man, this is very,
24:01
very James Bond. Love it.
24:02
My, well, my favorite, not my favorite ever James Bond line,
24:07
possibly my favorite Roger Moore James Bond line is though, is
24:11
which one is it where he's going then to meet doctor so and so
24:15
and then he meets her and he just goes a woman.
24:22
Some good good woman action in this actually.
24:24
The Countess beats the shirt of a bunch of dudes at the end.
24:27
Oh, OK. Well, that was progressive at
24:29
the time. Yeah, she kicks her ass.
24:31
Yeah, it's normally been. For.
24:33
Up where two women are trying to stab each other.
24:36
Yeah. Yeah, which ones gonna get?
24:38
That's a game, Yeah. But then the the the Bond girls
24:41
always just kind of faint or they get punched.
24:43
They literally get punched out like in From Russia with Love
24:46
punched out and then Bond fights the Russian guy.
24:49
And then sleeps. Does he?
24:49
Fucking judo. Throw pussy galore in.
24:52
Yeah, into the into the straw. They judo throw each other back
24:56
and forth and then he just. OK, jumps.
24:57
Oh that's that's less creepy if you're both doing it.
25:00
Yeah, wow. Oh, if she's fighting back, it's
25:04
less creepy. It's a fair fight then.
25:06
He won and he gets to take his prize.
25:09
Yeah, he's gonna fuck it though. She loves.
25:11
It that's how it works, How? It works in James Bond.
25:15
The Bond news is yeah. So it's sorry.
25:17
That wasn't. The Bond's anniversary Goldeneye
25:21
was back in theaters for a little bit.
25:22
I didn't get a chance to go to see that, unfortunately.
25:26
However, people have noticed this week.
25:28
Amazon owns James Bond now, so all the movies of are up over
25:32
there. Remove the gun from all the
25:34
posters. On there now I understand that
25:38
they want posters without guns, but these are the classic
25:40
posters with just now they just. Photoshoot the guns out.
25:44
They just go like that for more like this for no.
25:46
Reason 1 looks so strange because he's just like he's
25:50
like, remember this, He's still Yeah, he's going to punch you in
25:55
the. Arm.
25:55
Yeah, he's going to. Yeah.
25:57
Made you look. It's just so interesting.
25:59
I would love if I saw if I finally met Pierce Brosnan like.
26:04
He punches you. That.
26:08
Doesn't mean that anymore. Actually, I think that's like a
26:10
isn't that a racist thing? I was about to say it either
26:13
means gay, Nazi or racist with one of them.
26:17
Oh, no, no, no, I don't think it is.
26:19
I think it means inside job like it's we're telling you.
26:23
Don't worry, this is a false flag.
26:26
Oh, is that because I think people were talking about how
26:28
Trump used to do this all the time when he was talking, but I
26:31
think he just does that because. Yeah, no, I think before that it
26:34
was turned into a hand and green nose.
26:37
We're not talking about shootings and things.
26:39
So if you saw that they meant, oh, that was a false one, don't
26:42
worry about that. That's just letting the elites
26:44
know that that's that's planned and not real and.
26:48
Very good. I watched Just the Hunt for
26:51
Osama bin Laden on Netflix this week.
26:52
Three-part doco. Did they find him?
26:56
They did find him. He was in a blue no no.
26:59
Blue though. Was it a hot air?
27:01
What? Who references that?
27:03
Remember the thing about the kid that went up in the?
27:06
I forget it. And then went missing and then
27:08
he was in it. Was a hoax?
27:10
Never mind, never mind. Fair enough.
27:12
I don't remember the kid that got there was a kid that they
27:16
their father tried to go viral so pretended his kid trapped in
27:20
a balloon and flew off and yeah, but.
27:23
It was a hoax, yeah. There's it with hoaxes, man.
27:26
Like you're definitely gonna get caught as.
27:28
Dad was doing this at the whole time and knowing the whole.
27:31
Time you should have known. If you'd asked me last week, I
27:34
would have said that my interest in 911 and all things related
27:36
are at best don't really care and at worst a bit tedious.
27:41
I've heard about it a lot, right.
27:42
I don't know why I clicked on this.
27:44
I honestly don't know why, but it's so well made.
27:47
It's it's so thrilling. But this is like the
27:50
establishment's version. Like this is so pro CIA like
27:54
it's, it's, it's, it's all like it's, it's very biased.
27:58
You know, there's no, there's it's, it's, it's a one.
28:02
Size Bunny. I've got the the hunt.
28:04
Let's. Go get him and we the hunt for.
28:06
Him was I remember hearing at. The yeah, yeah.
28:10
Yeah. Very, very beginning.
28:13
They actually said we think he's fighting in Pakistan.
28:16
So yes. So no guns.
28:17
They never went. They haven't said anything about
28:19
it as far as I can tell. I mean, it's fairly.
28:20
Obvious. I just did 1 guns on their
28:21
posters. Like, yeah, I mean, it's not a
28:23
big deal. It's just that we know these
28:25
posters. It just looks odd because, yeah,
28:26
because exactly the Connery's there like this.
28:28
And it's like, well, there any reason he's standing like that?
28:30
It's because he's holding the gun like.
28:32
Yeah, yeah, to. Like, yeah.
28:35
Put something else in his hand. OK, A cigarette.
28:37
No, Fuck no. We can't show anything in this
28:39
movie. Serene.
28:41
Look, it's a fist that he's going to use to punch a woman.
28:45
Luke's falling off the Internet. Hang on, Luke, hang on.
28:48
We're not catching any. We're getting any of this.
28:51
He's still talking about bin Laden.
28:55
Yeah, Yes, they, they addressed that.
28:58
So what they did was they they bombed the caves in Pakistan,
29:02
but then didn't send in any drought, grab any drowned
29:05
troops. So no, we still kind of eat.
29:09
Luke. I'm sure what you're saying is,
29:11
is really. Oh, no, no, no.
29:13
He's gone. He's either he's gone frozen or
29:15
he's just looking at me. Yeah, he's just disgusted in
29:17
this. Could be either Live from
29:20
Australia says in his tagline. I don't think so mate, I don't.
29:22
Think so? No, no, no, that makes sense
29:24
actually, because I've. Oh.
29:25
Oh great, now there's two of him.
29:28
Oh, it's Tuke Alderson. Weren't you the 1 recording?
29:32
Oh it just records. Stream Yard is the one
29:34
recording. I'm not saying we talk about
29:36
this now, Matt, but did you read this racism news for this week?
29:39
Very funny. I've seen the.
29:42
I've seen it in here. I think it's.
29:43
I assume this is the one you mean. #21.
29:46
Yeah, I, I did not know that. I did not hear about that, but
29:48
hello, welcome back. No idea what happened, but I'm
29:51
here moving on. Matt, you saw a movie this week
29:55
that I want to watch. Oh, I did.
29:57
Yeah, I did. I watched Weapons the Zach.
29:59
Cragger I wanna see that. Horror film weapons.
30:02
It's fucking really good. Really good one.
30:05
Really different. Really is.
30:06
This available in Italy or did you go to the cinema?
30:10
I set sail, so I was Yeah, good. It is available.
30:14
It's, you know, if you liked barbarian, you'll like this.
30:17
Basically, it's not, not doesn't.
30:20
Like the bad? News like like barbarian does,
30:23
it's like more of a slow. Yeah, fine.
30:26
You know, revealed, but you know, the premise of the film is
30:30
the, the, the, the tagline is or whatever.
30:32
You know the synopsis. It's a set in a small town.
30:36
One night at 2:17 AM, all the kids from one class at the local
30:40
elementary school. Oh yes.
30:42
Run off into the night and then disappear.
30:45
No one knows where they. Are they run off really weird?
30:47
Like don't with their arms. With their arms out and the town
30:50
is trying to all the towns trying to figure out what the
30:52
fuck is going. On weird details like that that
30:55
make these stories the creepiest, it's got all.
30:58
Yeah, it's it's got a lot He's he's good, man.
31:00
He's it's got a lot of weird creepy shit.
31:02
And then and and also like barbarian, lots of detail in
31:08
side characters that, you know, sometimes you don't get that
31:10
these days. Like it's, it's a very just a
31:13
very fleshed out world. All the characters are very
31:15
interesting, lots of weird. Creepy these days.
31:17
Do I have to take you back to the, the, the horror movies of
31:20
the 70s and 80s, Matt, that we grew up?
31:21
Yeah, fair enough. Even the main characters didn't
31:24
have characters. Fair enough it's but it's all
31:28
very fleshed. Out.
31:29
We're teenagers and we're at camp.
31:31
I hope nobody stabs us today. Yeah, the plot is they wanna
31:34
fuck each other and this guy wants to murder them.
31:36
That's the plot. Or someone in his family does.
31:38
Auto no. I'll go Alien.
31:41
They fleshed out some of those side characters a little bit.
31:44
So we're all about like, we want to get paid.
31:45
Like where's our car? That's that's the kind of thing
31:47
I'm talking about is that they feel like real people and but
31:51
there's this fucking weird shit going on.
31:53
It's anyway, it's very good I. Forget to count when I think
31:57
about horror from that era, but it you're right, it's 100%
32:01
horror movie before it's science fiction or anything.
32:03
And yes, you're right, the characters are great.
32:06
Like the space truckers, they've got space trucker concerns.
32:10
Yeah, but not even they are not even 1 unit brain like those
32:14
two. I can't even remember what they
32:16
but they argue about shit you know they don't want.
32:18
They want more. Yeah.
32:20
Not Burke. Burke's from Aliens.
32:22
Yeah, I know the the two the the engineering guys.
32:25
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's great.
32:27
Yeah. They argue about the fact that
32:28
they don't want to go look at the distress call, but they have
32:30
to, otherwise they lose their share of the thing.
32:32
You understand everybody's motivations and it's all very
32:35
Yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah.
32:37
The weapons. Scene and Matt, I know, I know I
32:39
told you that I liked Alien Earth, but I I will, I will say.
32:44
You gone back on it now. No, it's not that I've gone back
32:46
on it, but it's just like the more you think about it.
32:49
No, I haven't even watched anymore.
32:50
It's just I've thought about the the stuff I've already watched
32:53
and I like it less the more I think about it.
32:55
You know what I mean? It's like while I'm watching it,
32:57
I'm OK, and then afterwards I'm like, why is this happening?
33:00
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff
33:02
like that. And I also something I found out
33:04
really interesting this week is apparently he wanted to set it
33:09
later. Whoever he was told no, no, no,
33:13
it's got to we want it to be a prequel, which and I was like, I
33:16
think I feel like if it was set later, there's a bunch of stuff
33:19
that would bother me less. I just think the fact that it it
33:24
set in a timeline where it is undermines so much about
33:27
everything that comes after it. Because a lot of the tension of
33:31
the Alien films is like fuck man if one of these things get to
33:34
Earth. Yeah, if like 1.
33:36
Literally, yeah, that's literally a lot of the tension
33:39
in those movies. And then now it's like, Oh no,
33:40
there's already a bunch of them, don't worry about it.
33:42
Like I. Don't know, it's just.
33:45
Yeah, yeah, you can. You can baseball bat them.
33:48
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Well, I don't want to
33:50
spoil anything, but. Oh no, you can't.
33:53
It's. Fine, you know, in case we don't
33:54
spoil it. OK, we've got fucking people can
33:56
one of the synths can just talk to them and tell them what to
33:58
do. And it's this little pet now.
34:00
Like it's just, there's so much stuff about it that I'm like.
34:05
The hot synth. There's a hot sync now.
34:10
I'm assuming I know which one you mean.
34:11
No, not that one. No, the the first sequence in
34:18
the first episode was like Ridley Scott back in the 70s,
34:21
shot an extra 20 minutes that he didn't use and they whacked that
34:24
on like it's because they're so good.
34:26
The original idea was that that ship was sent out because of
34:30
Alien, and it's like, well that makes so much more sense.
34:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, keep that, keep David
34:35
Spate's original setting for Prometheus and everything
34:38
continues better than it currently does.
34:40
Stop. Whereas what they've done, for
34:42
some reason, the studio said no, no, no, we want it set
34:44
beforehand. And so it's like, OK, yeah, it's
34:46
just a bit weird now. Just going back to what you were
34:48
saying about knowing everyone's motivation in the Alien movie,
34:52
you also found out everything you needed to know about the
34:55
company in that movie, everything they wanted you to
34:58
know without any real conversations about it.
35:01
And then this starts by someone going.
35:03
Waylon Utani. Yeah.
35:05
Don't they own spaceships? They do.
35:07
In fact, they own the one we're on now.
35:09
Like, it's. Yeah.
35:12
Like, Luke, I'm not exaggerating all that much, really.
35:15
It's. It's it's very, but I do.
35:17
Have a question mark too? They don't trust the audience to
35:20
figure things to to. Understand aliens on Earth even
35:24
before this if you go off Aliens versus Predator.
35:28
No. We, we don't.
35:30
We don't. We don't talk about that.
35:32
I mean the answer is yes, but no.
35:35
I've seen far worse Alien movies than Alien versus Predator now,
35:38
so it gets a pass. I know, who would have thought
35:40
that? I mean, at least Alien versus
35:41
Bros got Lance Hendrickson in it.
35:42
Right, yes, which? That was just confusing though.
35:48
They made it work. And he can't explain it.
35:50
I can tell you that. I asked him.
35:51
He said oh fucking. They just made him.
35:54
They made all of them look like him, right?
35:56
They were just like, oh, this one looks exactly like you.
35:58
Well, that was him in Alien versus Predator, I believe.
36:01
Like that's actually. Yeah, but that's why there are.
36:05
Yeah, but then why don't any of the others look like him?
36:08
It's all it all falls apart there.
36:09
Why doesn't? Ash look like him there other
36:11
engineers that work there I don't know fuck.
36:13
Lance went there because they went, hey, he's a check, would
36:17
you please tell him to do another movie?
36:18
And he said yes, please. Where do I sign?
36:22
And what's his name he played at?
36:25
What's his name? Bilbo, Ash.
36:27
Yes. Ian, he, he was like, Nah, I'm
36:31
done. He wouldn't come back.
36:32
So therefore he had to be Lance. Well, somebody made a face of
36:36
him, didn't they? Is it?
36:37
Was it? For Romulus, yeah, isn't.
36:39
He. Yeah, terrible.
36:41
Took that money, now he's in. He's passed on.
36:44
Yeah, there's a lot of things that I don't know why he's in
36:46
there in an otherwise perfectly good movie.
36:48
Yeah, I really like Romulus. And then at a certain point I
36:50
was just like, oh man, they've really.
36:52
Tested my patience. Yeah, why is this happening?
36:55
You could just tell it was studio interference.
36:57
Make him. Say the line absolutely.
36:59
No reason he should say that. Yeah, oh, the enemy was very I
37:02
would have been OK with all of that.
37:04
All of that was good. It's just that there's other the
37:06
just some of the other stuff. It's just like like basically
37:11
this Ash being there was so unnecessary.
37:14
Like it really pulled me out of it because I just kept thinking
37:16
why is he there? Doesn't make any sense.
37:19
And I know it's not with him, but like this we've not
37:22
established the fact that since all have to look the same
37:24
because they don't look the same, There's a since it doesn't
37:26
look like that in this fucking movie.
37:29
Like, yeah, that's true, yeah. Anyway.
37:37
Before we move off Alien, I was going to make a point.
37:39
It's just all good. Speaking of horror movies, just
37:42
briefly, this will be quick because I don't know a whole lot
37:44
about this. I've just seen this trailer.
37:47
If you ever wanted to see a horror movie about Jesus.
37:51
Look, I hadn't, but I fucking do now.
37:55
It's got Nicolas Cage in it as the Carpenter.
37:58
It's not, apparently. So this is not, they're not
38:01
explicitly saying anywhere here that it's Jesus, but it's Jesus
38:04
and it's basically, well, you just looked at what it is.
38:07
Yeah, I'm, I'm watching the trailer now.
38:10
It's about a Carpenter whose son has supernatural powers back in,
38:14
like in, you know, just before 0. 18 in Nazareth in Nazareth
38:19
and his son's got. Supernatural powers and it just
38:23
looks fucking great. Someone's getting nailed to a
38:26
cross, so. You're going to say Nicolas Cage
38:28
is going to be Jesus? No, it's his son, just called
38:33
the boy. So Nicolas Cage plays Joseph as
38:37
in Mary Ann Joe Joseph Carpenter.
38:40
And it's. A of the Carpenter.
38:42
That's just movie. Has you just accepted that she
38:45
got pregnant without him having sex with her and just went Yep
38:50
God God would be pregnant? OK, it's.
38:53
Just it's described as a genre bending spectacle that defies
38:56
expectations at every turn. And I think it's going to be
38:58
fucking great. It's.
38:59
Defying my expectations just by watching this trailer because
39:03
even though you you'd put in the spreadsheet what it was, this is
39:07
not what I was expecting. This isn't some be horror.
39:11
This is this shock, like it's beautiful, made for the
39:14
Christian channel, like it's looks like it's done really
39:17
well. Yeah.
39:19
The film tells the dark story of a family hiding out in Roman
39:22
Egypt, known only as the Boy. The Son is driven to doubt by
39:25
another mysterious child and rebels against his guardian, the
39:28
Carpenter, revealing inherent powers and a fate beyond his
39:31
comprehension. As he exercises his own power,
39:34
the Boy and his family become the target of horrors both both
39:37
natural and divine. It looks fucking great.
39:41
It's basically it's, yeah. Jesus.
39:43
As a horror movie, yes. As a horror, OK, Speaking of
39:45
young horrors have. You seen?
39:47
Actually, have you seen there's another horror movie coming out?
39:52
It's called Very Young Frankenstein all.
39:56
Right. Is it Mel Brooks?
39:59
Yeah, yes, he's 100 and he's written this.
40:02
Excellent. Well in pre production I take
40:05
it. When I was a kid I legitimately
40:08
thought that Mel Brooks coined the phrase asshole because I'd
40:11
only ever heard it said in Mel Brooks movie.
40:16
I was like, there's like Mel Brooks humor again.
40:19
Just before we move on from horror movie.
40:21
So have you seen that the makers of the Winnie the Pooh horror
40:24
movie have a new one coming here?
40:27
What is? It then something else, right?
40:29
OK. So it's lapsed into public
40:31
domain now, has it? Yep, so I think it's Bambi's
40:36
mother. I don't.
40:37
I've only seen a very short trainer and I'm assuming it's
40:39
Bambi. Mother gets killed and Bambi
40:41
goes on a murderous rampage. I'm I'm imagining it's I spit on
40:45
your grave, but with a deer. Oh, it's called Bambi the
40:48
Reckoning. Oh my God, look at this.
40:50
OK, look at this poster. Oh fucking hell yeah.
41:01
I think it's just going to be this company's thing now.
41:04
Absolutely. They're just waiting for
41:07
anything to come out in public domain and they're they're
41:09
basically already filming something ready to release.
41:12
Great. Business.
41:14
Model. OK.
41:15
There's more that I support the whole library.
41:17
I don't even necessarily want to watch this or the Winnie the
41:20
Pooh one, but I'm glad somebody's doing it.
41:23
This trailer looks great, all right, I mean.
41:26
Oh, there's a trailer even. Yeah.
41:28
Oh look, it's it was. It's from the director of the
41:31
Straight to DVD Mummy Reborn. Oh, that's the one.
41:36
We're with Jet Li, right? Mummy Reborn.
41:39
Yeah, I think it is. Is it reborn or is it?
41:43
No, not even. Not.
41:45
Not even that one. Jeez, what is?
41:47
That it's got literally no one you've ever heard of in it.
41:50
You don't. Need anyone anymore?
41:52
You don't need anyone. It's meant you're meant to think
41:55
it is, though, by a little by a lot of the signifiers on this
41:58
poster. Absolutely.
42:00
Yeah. No, you don't need stars
42:01
anymore. Stars.
42:02
That's the whole thing about how the movie stars don't make
42:05
movies anymore. It's about no franchises and.
42:09
Well, there are 1,000,000 great actors out there.
42:11
Why do you need to have the draw card anymore?
42:15
Just let Gary Oldman play all the parts.
42:18
Yeah, he could do it. Eddie Murphy can do it, and Gary
42:21
Oldman can. I'd love to see Eddie Murphy do
42:24
like I would get Gary Oldman do an Eddie Murphy style movie but
42:26
like dead serious. Like no jokes, just.
42:29
Didn't Jerry? Didn't Jerry Lewis star
42:32
professor? Oh yeah, you're right.
42:34
Yeah, and it was Jerry Lewis and it and it was there is some.
42:37
Oh yes. Oh, he just played.
42:41
Oh, anyway. There's also one called the
42:44
Absent Minded Professor which I've heard.
42:47
Of that. They remade as Flubber.
42:51
Oh yes. In the absent minded professor,
42:53
he invented Flubber. Yeah, OK.
42:56
I get those two mixed up too. Gary Oldman is in the news this
42:59
week because, Oh yes, he is. He was knighted.
43:03
Yes. He's Sir Gary.
43:05
My turn to be knighted. Now, yeah.
43:08
His real voice is more than his acting voice, he just sounds
43:11
very chilled out when he talks normally.
43:13
Yeah, I saw this interview with him when he was like some bird
43:16
came in and said would you sign my left breast or I want to get
43:21
it tattooed over? And I said, have you got a pen?
43:26
But he's just, yeah, he just, he seems very cool because he's he
43:31
he's such a good actor and he plays some very intense
43:33
characters. And then just here, just hearing
43:35
him talking right now when he's just talking normal.
43:38
This is so strange. He's just like such.
43:41
A I'll put this out to our listeners.
43:43
If you want my signature tattooed on you, just let me
43:45
know or happily sign away. Yeah.
43:48
All right. I did read some stuff about Gary
43:53
Oldman that made me not like him as much though.
43:55
Oh no, Oh no, He. Has he done bad stuff?
44:00
No, no, no, it's all consensual. It's just not something that
44:02
fits in with my personal morals. No, I didn't feel, I feel with
44:07
celebrities. He.
44:08
Says you had to point out when this is this.
44:11
Too young are we talking? No, no, no, no.
44:14
He he was living in England with his wife and his a little baby.
44:20
And then and then a Hollywood production came to film a movie.
44:24
He got a part in it. He liked the look of the female
44:27
lead, Miss Uma Thurman. And she said come to America
44:32
with me and you can be famous. And he did.
44:35
And he left his wife and his kid and went off with her and shit.
44:38
I was like, oh, that's not nice. But I mean, that was probably
44:41
his big break, you know what I mean?
44:42
We probably thank her for putting.
44:45
Thanks. For the professional.
44:46
You're in motion. But yeah, but but I just was.
44:50
She was she and I go. Well, it's like when you.
44:53
I would explain it. When you.
44:55
Yeah, but don't you love seeing like this is Lionel Messi's
44:58
girlfriend. He's.
44:59
She's been with him since before he was fake.
45:01
Oh, I love all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, he's Brosnan as
45:03
well. Well, it's sort of weird.
45:05
Like, until I found out that Harrison Ford used to sleep
45:07
around, I always thought that him and his first wife were
45:11
Yeah, someone who were going to be together forever.
45:13
Until he found out he was fucking Carrie Fisher, then just
45:16
left her for Lisa Flockhart or whatever her name is and was
45:21
sleeping around the lot. You think he was a nice guy?
45:23
I'm. Sure.
45:24
He was. There's no he about it though.
45:26
I, I mean, I think Harrison Ford was, was the real life James
45:29
Bond. To be honest, that's how I
45:31
imagined his life. And I don't think I'd.
45:32
Probably do a movie about. I don't.
45:33
Think less of him knowing the stuff 'cause I already thought
45:35
that. Like true, I do.
45:37
No, I do really think less of him for the Carrie Fisher story
45:40
where she's basically 18 year old girl.
45:43
The crew got her drunk and the crew was gonna.
45:47
The crew will get to take advantage of her.
45:49
So Harrison Ford rescued her by going to get in the car.
45:56
I'll take you away and then. Frozen.
46:00
Yep, had his way 10. Year old guy I've.
46:04
Dropped out again. Yes, Oh, I've.
46:07
Story I've just. Started to get into that story
46:10
and he fell off completely. You heard 18 year old girl.
46:15
Girl. The crew were about to.
46:18
I'm back. There you go.
46:20
So. So what did you do, Luke?
46:22
Oh, don't you remember the Carrie future?
46:25
No, actually this method. Yeah, you were there, Matt.
46:29
You were on that crew. Remember?
46:32
We were trying to get a drunk. And then Harrison kept going to
46:36
be like, come on, get my couch. Yeah, yeah, my cars let me let
46:39
me take you away. We should do a short film where
46:42
we play the rest of the guy's gone and she just left with him.
46:45
He wasn't even there. I've been here for 45 minutes.
46:49
I'm giving. Too much to dream. 5 minutes.
46:55
Have you seen that? As they, they, they go around on
46:57
social media all the time. There's photos of her trying on
46:58
in the movie. There's photos of her trying on
47:01
Peter Weller's glasses at that award ceremony.
47:05
Yeah man mate, what a hottie. She was, but I think she made
47:10
her way through the A list of Britain and America in the late
47:15
70s and early 80s you. Know what I mean?
47:17
Like includes in case you're like Oh no, no, no.
47:20
She fuck, she would admit this. She yeah, you know, admit this
47:24
like live in person. She talks about it all the time.
47:26
She yeah, I fucked. Everybody like if if, if you.
47:28
She didn't give a shit. If you type in Carrie Fisher
47:31
lovingly staring at there'll be a list of different celebrities.
47:36
She's just. Like she wounded so much she she
47:39
needed to at a young age to a gay actor on Broadway.
47:44
I don't know. Jesus, my goodness.
47:47
Me. And I think her mother was
47:49
supportive of this. Right.
47:51
Oh yeah, that could be famous too.
47:52
What? Debbie Reynolds, Debbie.
47:54
Reynolds, that mum, Debbie Reynolds.
47:56
That's right, yeah. It's a documentary about it.
47:58
Mum is. Debbie Reynolds singing in the
47:59
rain. Is that who I'm thinking of?
48:01
Debbie Reynolds didn't. Didn't Carrie Fisher's dad leave
48:04
her mum for Elizabeth Taylor or something?
48:08
She had a very messed up life because Debbie.
48:11
Reynolds was, yeah, a very holy messed up.
48:14
Life, yeah. And listeners, listeners, if
48:17
you're, if you're young and you think Elizabeth Taylor, that old
48:21
lady, fucking Google Elizabeth Taylor 18, then come back to me.
48:25
But that was back in the day, like where they weren't getting
48:29
paid a lot of money. They were being fed drunk my
48:32
friend. Flickr to right now and tell me
48:34
that that's not the most beautiful woman in the world in
48:36
1959. We're like movie stars today,
48:39
that we're rich. The studio would pay for
48:42
everything for them, but they weren't.
48:44
Telling Ellen, telling them that they'd tell little kids that
48:47
parents were dead so that they would get a good crying.
48:50
Scene. That's right.
48:50
Yeah. Quickly on horror films.
48:53
Before we go, there's a new trailer for Frankenstein and it
48:56
looks fucking incredible. Yeah, I haven't seen the trailer
48:59
yet, but I do. Watch this Frankenstein.
49:01
Wonderful. Yeah, I'll probably try and go
49:05
see that in the movies, to be honest, because just because I I
49:07
watched the sort of trailer and it looks like I want to see that
49:10
on a big screen. I want to see this in a a little
49:14
movie cinema, like one with the old projector and you can still
49:18
kind of hear the rain outside. It looks visually reminded me a
49:22
lot of Crimson Peak, as we call it, Crimson Peak, which that was
49:27
visually stunning. So yeah, I'm into it.
49:30
Gila Deltour is great. I'm trying to get back into like
49:34
regular it's. Amia.
49:36
Trying to get back into regular timeframes, I thought I'll go.
49:38
I'm going. To finally do that, there's
49:39
nothing on for the name of this episode.
49:42
It's Amia. Yeah, me, I got.
49:46
No. My funniest joke that Matt's
49:47
ever done is for no. Me no.
49:48
There's not right now, actually. I'm sorry.
49:51
I think we're having some trouble with your connection,
49:52
Luke. But I did hear what you said,
49:54
and hopefully I'm not. Talking yet we made it out by.
49:56
Yes, there is nothing on at the theaters right now.
49:57
I looked the other day because I was trying to look to see when
49:59
Gold and I was on. Yeah, nothing.
50:03
Yes, yeah, we did. We did.
50:06
I've even written it into the spreadsheet.
50:12
It's Orson Welles, just funny. See you anything?
50:17
Sorry Luke, your connection is behind and it's no very funny.
50:21
I don't feel like I'm behind. We're just a bad thing.
50:23
Oh. Good.
50:25
You absolutely are though, unless you unless you didn't
50:28
just say that. Let me try and stand up and get
50:32
a better reception. While Luke's catching up, man, I
50:35
was reminded of something today that I had not thought about in
50:39
many, many decades. Did you?
50:41
You, you a little kid in in England?
50:43
Did. Did you ever watch Worzel
50:45
Gummidge? Yes, of course.
50:47
Worzel, Gummidge. You thought about it lately,
50:49
because I sure hadn't. Luke, do you know where this is?
50:53
It's this I have. No idea what this is.
50:55
Dark Show Kids show in England about scarecrows.
50:59
Scarecrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:02
So the the costume is very creepy.
51:05
Wait, who is that guy? Now that I'm looking at it, I'm
51:07
like, who was that? Actor Mackenzie Crook is
51:10
developing a remake. Oh, of course he is.
51:13
Oh, is it? Holy shit.
51:14
It's Jon Pertwee. It's Doctor.
51:16
Who? That's right.
51:16
OK, That's who it is. Yeah, Yeah.
51:19
Yeah, yeah. Well, didn't know that when I
51:20
was watching this as a kid, because when I was a kid,
51:22
Sylvester McCoy was Doctor Who and no one else.
51:25
Was that and also Cat Weasel is the other show I remember from
51:28
when I was a kid. Yeah, Cat Weasel was a very
51:31
strange Is it? Cat Weasel is a magician from
51:33
the time of the Normans who is cast into the future by magic.
51:37
Yes. Yes, the only one I can probably
51:40
think of that I would know from that time would be the Wombles.
51:44
Oh yeah, the Wombles. Yeah, same time.
51:45
Yeah, Yep, Yep. Of.
51:47
The land under. Well, hold on, hold on.
51:49
The Wombles. Tingwell.
51:51
Is in. The Australian dog wait.
51:54
What cat weasel's Australian is it?
51:56
No, no, no, no, Bud Tingwell, the lawyer from the cast.
52:00
Wells, Bud Tingwell of the and the Pitch Week kids.
52:04
Yes, yes. But I always think Bud Tingwell
52:09
is a made-up person because of that sketch.
52:11
Luke Yes, I have to remind myself.
52:13
So do I. That part of it is real.
52:15
Yeah. Yeah, you've.
52:16
Already seen cat weasel. Oh no, it's a British show or an
52:18
Australian show? No, 100% no, it is British.
52:20
OK. Yeah, it's the most British
52:22
thing there is. But I don't want to watch the
52:26
wonderdoy. And horror from England from the
52:29
70s and like it's. Do you remember the show Chucky?
52:33
Chucky. Chucky yeah.
52:35
It's about a kid who has like, he, they think it's an imaginary
52:38
friend, but it's actually like an alien being that he talks to.
52:41
That's just energy. And I remember the liking the
52:45
show a lot as a kid. And I've read the book at some
52:47
point, and it's actually really, really, I think it's been a
52:50
while. I remember it being really,
52:52
really good. Yes.
52:54
Oh, it's based on a John Wyndham novel.
52:56
OK. Yeah.
52:58
Yes, kid has an invisible extraterrestrial friend.
53:01
But aren't they now trying to get away from kids talking to
53:05
their imaginary friends to tell secrets?
53:07
Probably. I think they're trying to get
53:08
away from a lot of the shit we used to watch as kids because
53:10
they've realized. This is why it's not
53:11
philosophicalism. Weird.
53:13
I am. I am going.
53:15
To for that reason. Oh.
53:17
Yeah, right. Yeah, his imaginary friend.
53:20
You. Shouldn't tell secrets to your
53:21
imaginary friend, you should tell it to your parents.
53:24
Yeah, yeah, to actual. People adult.
53:27
Yep. John Wyndham and cheap made for
53:32
TV British adaptations from the 70s has reminded me.
53:35
Matt. I assume you didn't, Luke.
53:37
Maybe you did. I don't want to.
53:38
I don't want to profile you as not the horror guy.
53:41
Matt, did you ever watch the TV series Day of the Triffids?
53:46
Yes, that was fucking good and I watched that a couple of years
53:48
ago. Oh, Luke did watch it.
53:50
Good, good, I. Haven't seen it yet.
53:52
Yeah, this is great because the, I mean, the, the, the start, I
53:55
mean the premise people is everyone on Earth, there's a
53:58
meteor shower, everyone else goes blind looking at it and
54:03
alien plants kill everyone and they can't run or hide because
54:06
they're blind. But it starts off much like 28
54:08
days later. It's it's somebody who was in
54:10
hospital while that was happening.
54:12
And so he's OK and he had eye surgery and so he's been
54:17
bandaged, which is why he had, he's the only person in England
54:19
who hasn't gone blind. But that's this really great
54:22
thing because he gets his, the other makes a call or gets a
54:24
dictaphone and starts talking about how fucking talking.
54:27
But then he starts going, yeah, at 7:00, the sun's going to
54:31
start to come up and, and you can see that it's well after
54:34
that. And the sun's already streaming
54:36
through. And you know, he doesn't, he
54:38
doesn't know what time it is. He thinks it's much earlier.
54:40
And it's just without, without anybody saying anything.
54:44
They're just set up in this one shot.
54:46
OK, something has fucked up and this guy doesn't know about it
54:49
yet. That and day of the not day off,
54:52
just the tripods is another yes thing I used to watch and I read
54:57
the books and is it that the opening scene of Tripods
55:02
actually really scared me when I was little because they I don't
55:04
know if you it's like the village of people.
55:06
So basically the premise of Tripods is that these aliens
55:08
from another planet, they're in these big metal machines with
55:11
three legs and they go. Four of the world's, really.
55:13
Yeah, right. But in the opening sequence of
55:16
the show is like this village, and I think it's opening of the
55:19
book too, villages, they give you the young people go and then
55:23
they the tripods take them up into the tripod and they put
55:26
this little cap, skull cap thing on them, this little metal
55:29
thing. But it like sucks them up in a
55:31
tube. And it was, yeah, fucking scared
55:33
the shit out of me when I. Was like, yeah.
55:35
Yeah, like my go to. When I think about it now I go.
55:39
Yeah, my go to I'm sure if I. Looked it up on YouTube, it
55:41
would look ridiculous because it's the 80s.
55:44
Yeah, I go the Andromeda straight.
55:46
I just love that movie growing up, which I don't think it's
55:49
really horror more. That was that weird genre of
55:53
like government tests in the desert that could end badly for
55:59
everyone genre. That was only in there.
56:02
Basically and early 80s. Like.
56:03
Like Copenhagen? Yeah, like an asteroid here and
56:07
there's this. It's brought a disease that they
56:10
don't know what it does and it's killing everyone.
56:11
They're trying to find what what it is and how to stop it.
56:15
Disaster movie, I guess you'd call it.
56:17
Would you like that? Genre Pandemics.
56:21
Oh, don't talk about pandemics. No, we'll get a little citation
56:25
over the video. Yeah, yeah.
56:27
You know what they didn't have back then?
56:28
They would have sorted it out. Ivamecton.
56:31
Yeah, yeah. Well, it is time for the after
56:35
party. Well, I don't have no idea
56:38
what's coming up in the after party because I have no access
56:41
to anything so. Good, you have no idea what's
56:45
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56:46
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