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Shep Rose: Live from BravoCon (Southern Charm) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I oh that I.
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: Have to do that fucking introduction. Shepherd.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: This is my podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We are live from the BRAVOCN twat Sweet and this
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  Speaker 1: is our final episode and I am with Shepherd Rose.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a number at the end?
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  Speaker 1: William Shepherd Rose, William Shepherd Rose, the third who, I
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: hate to say it, his.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: Older sister was the cooler one growing up. She all
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: wanted to be Katie.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was cool. Yeah, this is the final episode.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: So I remember last year at BRAVOCN you told me
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: you were not coming back.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: You said, I'm done, I'm traveling the world.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: And then and listen, I don't It's not that I
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: I just don't have the can you.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Zip up your pantshop You've been trying to get it
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: in since the seventh.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Grade, never never to.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: That's actually the first question. Everybody wants to know if
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: we ever made out.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, if we kissed. I don't Sorry, John Cons,
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  Speaker 2: John Conn jumped his bones.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Hold on which one's John Con?
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  Speaker 2: Remember my friend from Episcopal I love? Yeah, he was
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: like a Viking.
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  Speaker 1: John constable, but I was trying to remember who, like
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  Speaker 1: my you were in love with?
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  Speaker 3: N No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Like you hooked up with somebody? Yeah, Nick Rose the.
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  Speaker 3: One, but no Shep. This is the always.
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  Speaker 1: The part that gets me is that Shep now Julianaki.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, everyone everyone did.
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  Speaker 3: But you were in love with Jenny Sondfield.
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  Speaker 2: She was the girlfriend my best friend's girlfriend.
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: He cried over somebody. Who was it? Jackie Cleese, Rock
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  Speaker 3: sand Party, Roxandery. That's what was There was one Okay,
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: I knew I was going to get to it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Sarati was remember dating on and off too. It
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: was a very small island.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, here's the thing. We grew up on an island.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: It was twelve miles long.
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  Speaker 2: There was thirteen people in each class and high school
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: literally I think eighteen tops.
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  Speaker 3: And I still couldn't pull off homecoming queen. But Justice
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: did because she did. She's a cuter one. But I'm funny.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: But that here's the thing we were talking.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody was asking me as we came in, They're like, okay,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: so you've known Sheep from the beginning. Was he always
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: this like Casanova? Everybody loved this bad guy cheater type. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you do have a reputation that.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: Women, and they certainly, gosh, they won't leave me alone.
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm a weak man.
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  Speaker 3: But you weren't a cheater type when we were younger.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: You were a softy week blimmer. I was into sports,
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: like I didn't give a fuck about girls, like for
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: a long time. And then one day, one day on
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: the eighth grade remember the eighth grade couch. Remember we
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: had the couch. Yeah, Like, it was like the eighth
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: grade area, somebody some girls were wrestling, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what's happening. Ah I and I like jumped in there,
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm no longer into sports. I
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: mean I was, but like I was like, oh, I
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: started missing jump shots. I was in basketball. Basketball was
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: my love.
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  Speaker 3: He was so good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean in Hilton Had, I mean, there wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: ton of I don't think anybody went to the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: No, But I played varsity in the eighth grade. I
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: started varsity in the ninth grade.
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  Speaker 3: I was a cheerleader.
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  Speaker 2: It was the only thing I cared about. The only
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: thing I cared about was basketball.
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: Well, we all cared about your Christmas party.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, those are epic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so shep used to have a Christmas party every year,
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: but he also has a little brother named Wed and
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: my parents Christmas.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: Let's let's clarify it.
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  Speaker 1: But I have to tell you, like, there wasn't clubs
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: or anything like that, like nightclubs or anything in Hilton Head.
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  Speaker 1: But the one thing that you needed to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that you got on the invite list too was to
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  Speaker 1: your Christmas party, and if you didn't, you would find
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  Speaker 1: out the night before and then you were in a
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: code read moment of how to get your friends in.
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  Speaker 2: We're always invited, you know that.
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  Speaker 1: Well I always was that I had some Unfortunately it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like it was like engraved invitations.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: Usually everybody just came there anyway. But you kind of
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: had to know Rip and Fran.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: Well, you had to know ripon Fran and you also
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: had to figure out how many boons farm you were
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  Speaker 3: going to get in and.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: How like I had six dollars, so I'd be like
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  Speaker 1: I need two strawberry hills and.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember those little pastries? My mom, god my,
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  Speaker 2: think about this.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I have to ask you a question about
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  Speaker 1: Fran because you said something about Bren that you would
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  Speaker 1: have gone on a date with Brent and introduced her
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  Speaker 1: to your mom, but you were worried what your mom
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  Speaker 1: would say.
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean? Because I went to all kinds
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: of places.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be in a celebrity relationship.
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: Oh so you figured you might as well just what
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: are on television?
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  Speaker 2: Well? No, Well, what I've learned on the show a
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: little bit or being involved with Bravo is I God
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  Speaker 2: love Bravo, Thank you Bravo and the fans, A YadA, YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be in the Bloga sphere or
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: Bravo sphere, whatever you call it. I really don't want
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  Speaker 2: I read those articles that pop up on my Instagram
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  Speaker 2: or Twitter or whatever, and I cringe a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: like I did, you know, And it's so trivial and trite,
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  Speaker 2: and like it makes me sick a little bit. Like
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: I love being on I love, you know, being in
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  Speaker 2: front of the camera, Like I thrive in that position
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  Speaker 2: and I love that part, but the ancillary stupidity and
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: like I just feel, you know, Look, I love dumbing
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  Speaker 2: through an US magazine just as much as anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't really think I want to be on
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  Speaker 2: the cover or anything like. I just I don't know.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, shep is well read, he's he's significantly more
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  Speaker 1: educated than people like myself.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, who is your favorite teacher?
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: My favorite teacher?
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: Miss shout out to English teacher?
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: Who was our art teacher?
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: It was Remember it was Dupes, it was the Dupes.
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  Speaker 3: Do you still talk to Becca?
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: I mean she's married to uh Barry or Edwards? The Edwards.
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you know Robin.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: Is Where is Robin? And how is wrong?
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, do you know who Robin's husband is?
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he went to Tulane or something.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he went to Tulane. Now he's the president
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  Speaker 1: of the fucking Dodgers.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: Is that true?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Remember the guy that she met at too late?
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  Speaker 3: He is the president.
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  Speaker 2: She wins. As far as like trajectory of Hilton Head.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: So Brinn, I never met her. I'm looking for it,
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  Speaker 2: looking forward to meeting her. She's new, right, this is
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  Speaker 2: her first I think, And I don't know her, but
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: I think she's kind of outrageous and she's good at
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: being outrageous. I just that scares it, like I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to.
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  Speaker 3: Be for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think that it would be a story in
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  Speaker 2: a New York minute, No pun intended. And I don't
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  Speaker 2: really want to be a part of a story like
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: a you know, I just I don't know. How is that?
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  Speaker 2: How is that beneficial to me?
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I have a question, how is how have your
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: current relationships been beneficial to you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm that's a good point, but but they're not
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: in the news, you know, like your situation.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: What Taylor is the entire storyline this year on your season?
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm still day, I'm dating now and I'm Taylor. No, no, no, no,
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: who are you dating? Certain people? And I've actually had
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 3: Are they here?
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: No they're not on TV.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, well they will be next season then maybe.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: But no, Yeah, I'm enjoying being single at the moment
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  Speaker 2: and that and that doesn't mean like I'm not my
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  Speaker 2: twenty thirty and even early thirties year old self anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'd like like to get to know people and
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  Speaker 2: like spend a weekend with them and like kind of
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: get to know them, like and that's fun, man, I'm
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: telling you, it's being singles, Like I don't know. In
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: my I'm obviously in a good position. You know like
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: it's not a Riah's like amazing, right, Oh big time?
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: You can I see your photo?
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure, all right.
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: The first picture is kind of are you showing your body?
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's very preppy. But I think it's really
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: good too.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: It's I am deceased. This is your first photo.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's see your caption TV for now, we'll see
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: Charleston la wherever.
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: That sosious that I cannot be bottled up. I can't
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: be defined. Okay you want me? Okay, cool story, bro. No,
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: that that is Puerto Rico four years ago. That that's
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: that book says how to live with a huge penis.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: I found what I heard. No, it's not true a book. Hey,
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: nobody's ever asked for a refund. I'll tell you that
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: they know you're.
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: Not going to pay. Oh I miss her?
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah me too. That's me on a surfboard and a
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: Dominican Republic on a horse and Charleston relaxing.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: That's a cute picture. All right.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: So we're on Riah. We're doing all the things. But
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to grill you a little bit.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: You don't get to fully steer the ship. Sure, are
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: you still in love to.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: I will always love Taylor. I am not in love
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: with Taylor, but I will always Like you don't understand,
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: these are her brother's boots. Yeah, these are her brother's boots.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: Her family gave me these boots when he died, and uh,
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: it's it means a lot to me. And he did too.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: He was he was like me, like I I was,
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: I am worth. He is me point two or whatever.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: And her his mom and dad. I mean, he was
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: a wild man. He had a gear that I don't have. Yeah,
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: and God God rest him. But her family means a
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: lot to me. Look, they're they're very religious there, but
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: they walk the walk and they they actually talk and
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: walk the walk whatever. And so it's a closeness that
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to get rid of. And I
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: will always love her and and I will always I mean,
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: I visit their family. I still text her. I saw
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: her mom's here to but I text her mom and
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: dad and sister and her. We have a sunset competition
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: who can text the prettiest sunset.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: So there's true love there.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: Kidding, man, you don't spend time with somebody and get
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: to know them and continue to do that without really
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: really caring about them and that means something.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: But I have to ask you, then, why do men cheat? Why?
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: Honestly, what happened?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, like at what point if this
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: person is that special to you in that family and.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm not asking this in a judgment. A lot
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: every fucking relationship is.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Skewed, honestly, Like if you went through what we went through.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: As far as I'm talking about the cheating quote unquote cheating,
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: a lot of it, A lot of it, let's say
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: eighty percent of it. Seventy five percent of it was
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: her going through my phone and finding flirtations or drunken overtures.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Shep if you're happy, I can tell you with one
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: hundred percent certainty, you could go through my phone or
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: my DMS or anything.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: I am not flirting with a man ever.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's just different.
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: But why do you feel they need to do that?
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Is it for validation? Is it to puff you up?
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Like? No, it's like a da Like you're drunk and
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: you're in a hotel and.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: You feel lonely or you need validation.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm not a guy who's like she's gone
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: come over, Like I'm not that person at all. Right,
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: It's what it's just like weak dumb moments basically fueled
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: by alcohol, one hundred percent fueled by alcohol.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: And I mean listen, when I was when I was
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: younger and I was in high school, I was a
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: cheater too. But do you feel like there was so
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: much that went down? I feel like on Southern Charm,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: it's almost everybody's allowed, they're given passes.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: But then we see on scammed.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: She didn't go through my phone, we'd probably be yeah.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: And and by the way, I also you want to
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: hear I I told her sister that I was gonna
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: propose her. I'm sorry, Taylor, like, but she knows this.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: This is this is a complete fact. We we we
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: went through a thing where I was at the I
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: was at the UGA National Championship game in Indianapolis with
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: my trainer. I took my trainer, we got tickets. He's
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: awesome and and uh, he's a he played football in
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: college and Georgia one and there was a girl that
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: he trained who's like the hot girl to gym and
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: she went to Georgia and we I was always just like, yeah,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: go dogs, you know. And after the game champion post
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: championship euphoria. We made out and nothing else happened, and
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I texted her like, hey, glad it didn't happen. Go dogs,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: you know, would have been fun, you know or whatever?
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: So do you not consider kissing cheating?
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I don't know what do I know?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: What?
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Am I cop?
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: What is hooking up to you? What is hooking up?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Oral?
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh? Okay?
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: So or you look all right?
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: So he says we hooked up? What does that mean?
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Does that mean sad?
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Close?
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Were off? Okay? So do you a casual makeout? But
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: we didn't get just the tip.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: In discipline speaking in a Southern Charm season nine, according
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: to Austin and Taylor, that all they did was kiss,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: which I hadn't just kissed, well except for the National
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Championship game since the nineties.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Do you think they're they actually have feelings for one another?
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Those two? I don't know, man, what do you think
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: she's just trying to get?
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: That's a good question anyway, Now we'll get to that.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: So what was I saying? So, yeah, the National Championship
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: game that happened, but oh oh so again, if you
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: don't just don't go through people's phones. Usually like I'm
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: with you, I'm with you, You're staying with me six
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: nights a week. I love you. We go out to dinner, like,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: don't worry about when I'm fucking I love I think.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I think in thirty years your traditional marriage will be
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: a joke. People laugh at how that works.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: But but do you want to be a dad?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Sure, but do you want to be a dad with
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: anyway you can't listen?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Do you want to be a dad?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Fake proposal that I almost yes, get to us. So
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: we were going to the RiPP and Fran bought everybody
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: the Rose Clan thing at a dude ranch in Ida, okay,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: and Taylor was supposed to go. We were together and
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: then everything but no, this was another thing a bottle
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: service gold dmdur and said I was hitting on her
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: where I was blacked out. I have no idea, don't
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: even remember. Craig was there. Craig was like he was,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: he couldn't move like he was.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Craig also thinks pandas don't exist.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I know, so, oh my god. So anyway, and then
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: and at the same time, I'm gonna being very honest
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: here and then she but before she damned her her.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: I was at their parents' house and we were her sister.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: We were all together, and I was like, Hey, it's
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Wimbledon Sunday. Yokovich just lost the first set. Let's watch.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: And her dad, oh I love, and her mom, who
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I love, We're like, oh, well, record it. I was like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: record it. He just lost the first set to Curios
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: And they're like, we're watching church on TV as a family.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: But my proposal, we were gonna go to the dude
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: ranch and I was gonna put the ring under the
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: horn of the saddle, and she was gonna jump up there,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: and I was gonna kneel before the horse and say
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: yay or nay for the love.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I already want to divorce you from that proposal.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: You want to hear the other idea.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: That's a terrible one.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Continue it was we were gonna be in six flags
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: no no a sex flags ever.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, and we're gonna tick up to the top of
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: the roller coaster. And I was gonna open up a
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: fake ring and be like, will you marrying? Life flies
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: like flies around and then like flies away, and then
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: when when you get into the station and you have
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: the real one, that was gonna be my other one. Honestly,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: my whole life is just a aim at comedy. I
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: am not serious about anything I think is, but I
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: feel like that is.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Listen, since I have known you since the fourth grade,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I do think a little bit of it is your persona.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: You've now created this as your new life because I
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: believe you are a softy, you are a good person
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: and keep you going, and you you actually like I
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: remember when I was struggling as a you know, a
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: teenager or whatever it was, or guy issues or what like,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: we would come to you and talk to you and
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: you and you always gave us good sound advice. And
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I just am curious what your actual real goals are
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: when it comes to your future.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I just think I'm getting older and
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't hate my life, and and then
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: you get set in your ways and you don't want
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: to change, because why change a good thing. I definitely
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: don't want to stare at a at a baby in
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: a straw and like in a rocker for three years
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: before it talks or whatever. Like, I'm just not going
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: to do that. I'm going to be And I mean,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I I want someone that talks. I would like that
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: a baby that just talks.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Right off the bat, would you like dove, I'll gift
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: her to you for a couple of weeks.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: And no, I don't know. I don't know, Like I
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: don't If I know that, I'd be a good dad.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: But I just don't know if I'm willing to go through.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: But I know, you know, they say as soon as
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: the baby he was born, your life changes. I totally
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: get that.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I don't after what you've said, I actually don't think
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: your's what.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I mean, one day
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: maybe what.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Does France say? And does Witch?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't say she's shit. My mom is awesome. She
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: has five grandkids.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, does Wit have kids and Katie?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It has two, a girl and a boy. And Katie
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: has three girls. Yeah, they were on last season or
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: two seasons ago. Remember they went I took them to
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: get ice cream. It was a really sweet scene.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: See, Okay, so you have a great family, you have
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: everything going on?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Heah, yeah I do. I do. And I don't know, man,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: like I just does it suit me? Not really on
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the surface, I don't know. Here's my life. How I've
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: planned it out so far. I know what I'm doing
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: till December seventeenth of this year.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Why why is that today You've chosen because.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I'm going hunting, Oh my god, in Texas.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Still all I know?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: That's all. After that, I have no idea. I don't
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: know what I'm doing New Year's. Don't know what January
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: looks like, don't I know? And then in June, I'm
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: going to Cuba of fish for Tarpin.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: That's that's the only want to live by your own
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: terms all the time.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want to plan anything I'm not.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Then do you ever get hurt? Do you feel sad
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: like when you.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Liar when you saw when you saw the pictures of
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Taylor that she sent to Whitney.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were going to say it didn't phase you whatsoever.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I was more sad than anything else because I was like,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: this isn't the person that I knew.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: But but do you think you did it to her?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I have a ton of guilt. I feel like
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I like brought her into this fast moving river and
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: and uh she couldn't find a raft and so and
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: she it just got faster and like she she she
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: was her own worst enemy.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And now that you've been at Bravo con, if you
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: had to go through and now I know it's not
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: bren even though I love Brenn.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: If you had to pick one Bravo celebrity to have
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: a one night stand.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: With, well, I'm flirty, and I mean nothing's happened, but
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I'm flirty with hold On, she's awesome.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: She's so you've already made out.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: No we haven't, but like we we tacked. It's totally harmless.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: But like she's to me, like, you know, I love that,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: like persian look like it's you know, it's she's fun.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: She makes sex toys and sells them.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good Okay, so Gg's
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: your number one pick.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, I mean promise, I don't know anybody.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I literally know nobody on the.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Channel, Channel the channel when your remote.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Kyle Richards going on today with this girl her best
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: friend Mickey Macy marky DEI I don't know who that is.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I have no idea who that is?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Mickey, how did you confuse and Mickey.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I just I'm not I wouldn't know her if he
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: came up and punched me in the balls. I wouldn't
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: know her.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Well, did you think that Mickey Slashty it was hot?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You were on your name was brought up in a
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: bad way. Did you see it? It's on my on
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: my story.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: No, did I get here?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were I forgot what this question was, but
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: they both said Teddy. I think they were like being complimentary.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I couldn't hear.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, but now I have to ask because it was
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: such a big, huge topic. Would you compare yourself to
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like a Tom Sandoval or a Schwartz.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, Schwartz is the sweetest, greatest guy. I hope I'm
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: a Schwartz.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: You would say you're Schwartz.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I would hope.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So everybody's asking me if they think that I would
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: be more into Schwartz or knowing me.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Who you think, Oh you like Sandy Well Schwartz. Schwartz
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: is like the he can use the American guys, maybe
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: use a touch of a shower. Okay, well, look or
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: body wise. I think Taylor said that she likes Schwartz.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: After we broke up, She's like, I want to me,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I want to hang Yeah, so do you have I
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: got no, No, I don't know. No, that's fine, that's fine.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Everything's better.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing with Austin and Taylor, Like if
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: anybody understands attraction and and and just like LUs, it's me.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Not that I'm mister, I'm Fabio or anything, but I
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: do understand me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: I think that Fabio is a sexual icon.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: It this one. Yes, I don't know. He's on the
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: cover of novels, you know, like the shirt off. But
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I just I totally get it. Man, man and woman.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: It's the oldest story.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: In the world, right, Like, so, who's your restaurant on
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: the show? Male, Whitney Whitney, do you like his mom?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Love his mom?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Is his mom like like a Missus Richardson or what
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: is she?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: No?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: No, is that to say that's one of our No?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: No, no, we love, we love, we love Missus Richardson.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Oh we don't love Whitney's mom.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: No, Let me say that Whitney's mom reminds me of
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: my grandmother and that she definitely looks down her nose
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: at certain things. Yeah, and that's fine, And my mom's
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: kind of like can be like that she's getting worse and.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: She's getting older, was like never judgment so cool.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but now she's like, can you imagine? And anyway,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, anyhow, I really like Patricia. She's
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: been kind to me, but she if she doesn't like you, man,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: it's a bad place to be.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, being as you know, you don't want
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to have to look at a thing until they're able
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: to share words and do all that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: What are your three number one things you look for
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: in a partner.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Intelligence, Well, here's the thing, like worldly, you know, Like
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know that. This is my big conundrum mentally,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: because Taylor was like a blank slate and so I
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: kind of loved that I showed her things that she
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: had never even thought about before, and that was fun.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I liked. I love playing the tour guide. But like,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: how about and I don't you know somebody who But
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: then I've known I've dated girls from like Palm Beach
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: who are like, you know, super rich and whatever, and
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: they've they've been everywhere, and that that's not exactly what
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for either. I don't know. I don't know
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: somebody who's humble but like from a solid family.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And that can laugh not take themselves too seriously.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: But if you take yourself seriously, you can fuck all
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: the way off.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can fuck that. That's kind of how I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: feel too, Like you have to be able to laugh
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: at yourself.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: But I don't know, I just don't know. It'd be
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: nice if I like, so I was like, oh, you know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: we go to Barbados in the summer, Like, oh, we
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: go to Linnville. Let's split time or what? You know
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: what I mean, Like I want to just like live comfortably,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: like I don't want to do much.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I mean I essentially just called our friends from growing
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: up because answered, yeah, weirdly, I'm.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: They answered right away with them, No, you're only friends
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: with the dudes.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, but like those are annoying.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, here's the thing.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Shep had a slight amount of mystique because he did
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: leave us in the eighth grade.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: He is two years older than me. For the record,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: ye are you forty forty four?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Feel good my niece?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Or no?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: But how you need a hip replacement yet?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty hid.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Joke, I can't.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: But no, we all we all kind of talk about
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: it and we're like, I was like, listen, I don't know,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want southern charm.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Everybody wants me to have this moment with Shep. What
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: do I need to remember?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And they were like, you just need to remember that
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Shep always had the most fun. Yeah, he did everything
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: he could for everybody. And you always had a good heart.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I appreciate. And that's DUDEI frand and rip, Yeah, you
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, and shout out to the Christmas
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: parties and shout out.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: To always making sure I was on the list.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That's my mom and dad. They just they And and
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: by the way, I think life, look, man, we're so lucky,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: you know that, the way we grew up and just
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: our circumstances, right. And by the way, there's also studies
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: of who are the happiest people in the world, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: you'd be surprised at the results of that. And usually
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: these people live by the ocean. Yeah yeah, And so
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I just think, like the only goal in life is
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: to keep a smile on your face. Everything else is bullshit.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I think also it's a big wake up call
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: to I mean, I have kids, and now I have
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: kids that are becoming teenagers and they are so there'll
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: be moments where they're so freaking hyghmenus they're.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Like, no, I need to do this. I need to
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like when I was and like it's I used
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to make fun of my parents when I was younger,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: but I was like when I was your age.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: We hung out in a field.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: We did. Yeah, we would park cars in a field
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: and with Natty Ice and just get ship faced like
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and try to like pick mushrooms that were probably poisoned, yeah, and.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Tip cows like I can't, like, I can't with your
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: diva behavior.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: We figured you remember, y'all. So Teddy Teddy called, like
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: the guys are I mean, we definitely weren't texting.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Back then, and pictures mine was egg planted.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: She's like, my dad's in town, wants to play two
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: hand touch on the on the beach. And we were
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: like fuck you because like we had no cots out
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: of anything. We were just like, all right, fine, only.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: If we can borrow your grimlin.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or play with the monkeys.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I had two monkeys.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: And we partied at her house. We partied at Teddy's house.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Your house was a big party.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: No, it was the same, but it was different because
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: she you had the pool with the waterfall that we
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: jump off, and the trampoline and the monkey and the mom, who.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Just oh, So anyways, guys, you have to keep tuning in.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Shep is always a lot of fun.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you for coming on anytime. And so last
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: year you said you weren't coming.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Tedrow, Oh, Ted Tedrow. That's her nickname. Everybody call her
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Tedrow from now on. Nobody called her anything else growing up,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: so ted it was not the best of the worst
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: name ever. It's just kind of fun best.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they asked the girl. The girls asked me. They
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: were like, were you cool in high school?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, I think so.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: You were unsure of yourself weirdly, but then at times
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you'd be like the coolest girl in the room, like
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: you were up the place, Like it's like an EKG.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: You know what? That still rings true.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Life support Claire. She's dying, she's too high, she's too hot.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: That's pretty much accurate. And I'm glad that I haven't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: matured at all. And we're thty two years old, the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: same exact human and so is SHEP. So thank you
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: guys for tuning in to to teas in a pod
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: with Shepherd, wrote William Shepherd rose this third third and uh,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: do you think next year we are going to have
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Are you going to say anything right now, Like you're
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: not coming back next year like you did to me.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: No. Look, last year was really tough because my my
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: relationship was torn apart on camera and I was just
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: like I was pissed. I was pissed. But honestly, when that,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: the Bravo has a unique ability to give you enough
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: time to forget about the ship you were pissed about,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: and they're like, we're ready again, and you're like, oh yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: but actually the filming part's not the problem. It's just
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: like it's wondering what you know the aftermath and but whatever,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'm so zen about it now, man. Look and Bravo Con,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: like you meet people are like your show gives me happiness,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: and you can see it, especially a week like this
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: or a weekend like this. At Bravo Con. You meet
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: these people and it's inspiring. I get inspired and I
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: get happy, and it's an affirmation.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I agree, except when I look at your shirt and
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: then I get confused.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: While you have a bottle of alcohol pouring into a cut,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I am about to go off