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520: The Live Show!! · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Joel, Hey, where I don't see you? Well? Where are you? Oh?
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: My god, you did not Joel? Where? Yeah? Are we
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: not meeting at the hospital? We who told you we
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: were meeting? I'm at the hospital. Where's everybody else? We
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: are in our homes where it's safe during your homes.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: I've just set the camera thing up outside of the hospital.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: For goodness sakes, don't we're doing this whole thing like you.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: We had briefly talked about what are cool? Alive? Even no, no,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: but listen, I admire your commitment, your dedication. Thank you.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: This is why we love you here. That's amazing. OKAYI Hi,
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm so excited for a second live show.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: I am thrilled to do our second live show. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be great. We have a what a banger of
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: a show we have planned for. Listen, the guys have
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: been cooking for y'all, made some important phone calls, got
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: it going. Yes, it's gonna be amazing you guys, yes,
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: And we were like yes, and now we're here and
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: it's happening, and I'm so excited you guys in the chat. Listen,
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: y'all already know fans or what makes the show move,
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: It's what gives us our life blood. So we want
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: to hear from you guys about You can ask questions
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: in the chat look right above the chat screen. There
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: should be a place for you to drop your questions.
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  Speaker 1: And we've already gotten so many great ones. So I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to start off. Oh can I find it? Oh? Yes, okay,
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: so here it is. Mike s asked right there, what
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: was both Joel and Daniel's history with Scrubs and what
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: brought y'all to the podcast? Okay, um, I can tell
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: my story really really quick. I was in the office
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: very early one day because I'm an early riser, and
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  Speaker 1: our boss, the fabulous Jack, said, Hey, are you Scrubs fan?
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm a human, so yes, of course I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: love Scrubs and so I had to check it and
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: he was like, okay, well, we've got a really important
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: call with Zack and Noneald today. Could you come on
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  Speaker 1: and talk to them? I mean, guys, I was six
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: weeks maybe into my employment. I I was like, fresh,
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: what is this what we're doing? Oh my gosh. So
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: we sat down they started pitching the show, which is
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  Speaker 1: pretty much all the core elements we talked about in
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: that conversation didn't make it to the show, and I
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: was I was hooked up. I was like, I have
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  Speaker 1: to be the one to produce this show. And so
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  Speaker 1: I got really lucky and I was excited and I
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  Speaker 1: loved it. Daniel, how'd you come to be a part
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: of it? Got you? Jil friends Well, in very similar experience,
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was the only engineer at the office
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  Speaker 1: that day. No, you know, at the time, my position
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: in the office was basically to be the person who
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  Speaker 1: starts the recordings, who make sure that every recording goes smoothly,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: everybody is equipped properly and is good to go when
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: an actual recording starts. And same kind of thing where
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: Jack was like, hey man, we need we need someone
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  Speaker 1: to you know, set up the Scrubs recording. And I
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: knew that high school me who watched Scrubs every single
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: episode was a huge fan and actually sang guy love
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: at a high school performance. It was like, I, oh yeah,
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, I got I'm I'm in. So I
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: dropped off some equipment for the boys and here we
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  Speaker 1: are a whole live show. Two live shows later, Oh,
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, We're so lucky. That we've got to
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  Speaker 1: be a part of this show. You guys, the fans
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: are incredible and we're not gonna make you wait anymore.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: You the main attractions are coming up right now, right now, guys,
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: welcome seven dotle. Hello. I can't hear our music. Play
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: our music play loud? Yes, Donald, you picked this jam.
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  Speaker 1: This is a banger. I know this banger. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you know this. No, I need to get
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  Speaker 1: to know the bob. What are you doing, Pop and
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  Speaker 1: a half? What has happened in your life that you
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: are not listening to the radio. We don't. We are
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  Speaker 1: down with iHeart and you don't know popular music? That
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: is that his new jam? That Bruno's new jam. Not
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  Speaker 1: only Bruno, it's Anderson Pack Like it's freaking silk Si.
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  Speaker 1: You're stilk sonic baby. Hi, everybody, we're dimes. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be a hundred dollars. Donald waved everybody. Donald waved everybody. Helloha,
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  Speaker 1: Hi everybody all over the world. I'm so glad you're here.
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  Speaker 1: We're so excited. We had so much fun doing this
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: last time. That put on put on Gucci for y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and Donald's in his closet and his daughter just took
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  Speaker 1: a shower, so he's it's very hot in there. He's
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: wearing little little mist it's a little I'm wearing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: wearing corduroy in Manhattan on the summer for you guys,
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: because I wanted to look my best. I only I
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: only have suits. I don't have summer suits. I don't
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: have summer suits either. Yeah, summer suit is like remember
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  Speaker 1: when Obama wore that suit and got all that flak.
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  Speaker 1: That's a summer suit. Yes, it's light. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: any light suits anyway, everybody, All I got is winter suits.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're here and donald don't feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: You can strip layers as the show goes on. I
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  Speaker 1: would like to because this is really hot. I know
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: you have a hand towel for your forehead because you
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: like rappers. You're you know, like they keep up on
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: the stage and they go like this, yeah dat yeah
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: yeah you got have to do that. Yeah, because it's
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: warm in this room. Yeah, you look sweaty as fu already.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: Plus the light, the light is really really hot. You
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  Speaker 1: guys like, no, I like to take the jacket off
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: now yet, Okay, okay, come on at least let us
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: welcome our first guest, but not just yet. I just
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: want to say I'm so excited. I didn't really know
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  Speaker 1: which episode we were doing, and I just watched it
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  Speaker 1: and we picked one of the saddest episodes, Scrubs this Street.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: You like, you were like, yo, you should do a
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: rap recap for this. And then I watched the show
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: and I was like, you gotta be out of your mind.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: There's no way. It's just like every like everything that
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: could happen. Did you think you could happen? Did you?
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: I got a little okay, well, show us where you
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: started and where where where would have gone? And then
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: you realized that it was a very depressing episode. Okay,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: it's pretty quick, but it goes like okay, but it's
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  Speaker 1: the intro. I imagine, hey, hey, hey, it goes like this,
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  Speaker 1: okay your head yeah wait, hold up, yeah, it's back
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  Speaker 1: that fire recap. You could tell by the Swell client
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  Speaker 1: tell we you tract that me, DJ Daniel, Joel lind
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  Speaker 1: Zach All, the real class act. It's a well known fact. Yo,
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: I come through with the good news to kill your blues.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: And then I watched the show and I was like, wait,
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: hold up Goode very name. That was so good, So
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: I love it in my mind. You like wrote in
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: intro and you're like, this would be awesome, and then
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: you watch the show and you're like crying. You're like,
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: I can't rap about this ship. There's no way, there's
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: no way, there's no way. It's so sad. The shining
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: bright spot of comedy in the show. We'll get into
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  Speaker 1: his Rob Rob Maso. And by the way, it's, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, the funny thing about Scrubs, the ultimate the
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  Speaker 1: ultimate example of you can have the crazy, sad things
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  Speaker 1: that happened in the show, and then the other main
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  Speaker 1: story is the silliest fucking thing with Rob with Rob,
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  Speaker 1: with Rob. Can't see his name, Rob Mashio. You see
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: Mashio or Mashio. I say mash I call him mash
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  Speaker 1: Rob Mashi, I say Mashio. All right, we'll find out
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  Speaker 1: maybe one day what it is. All right, Listen, we
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: have a I have so many surprises. Donald doesn't even
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: know about some surprises. I don't know who's on the
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  Speaker 1: show tonight. Yes, I wanted to keep it from my
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: from my lover. Now Joel, we have a pole going
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: just because we want you to to know we do polls.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: How's the going so far? Guys? We asked everyone what
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  Speaker 1: their favorite podcast song is, Daniel, can you give us
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  Speaker 1: an update? All right? Well, when this pole comes up again,
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  Speaker 1: I will be able to give you a full on update.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: But right now the chat is flying so fast. Are
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: people happy in the chat? Different? Oh, they're thrilled. Okay,
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: to make sure you, guys, make sure you have them
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: to look directly in the lens. You Jim, Carol, Michael, Carl,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Stephen Doan, Jabari how Ling, Lisa. Yeah, you say your name.
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  Speaker 1: If we hadn't said your name, I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you ask the questions because Well is going
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  Speaker 1: to look through them and look for good questions. Okay
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: to me, without further ado, I can't waste any more
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  Speaker 1: time bringing Donald focus. I'm sorry, I was just talking
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  Speaker 1: to all the girls. I love you. I'm around the
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  Speaker 1: way yo. Okay, I'm hyped, I'm ready, I'm ready. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know this is very exciting. We don't normally if
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  Speaker 1: we were naming people and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: I got into Lisa, Angela Pamelo, Renee, I love you
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  Speaker 1: from around the Way. You remember that ain't Daniel my
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  Speaker 1: I around away girl El cool jeez the one, but yes,
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  Speaker 1: totally I listened. Guys, we have a jam pack show.
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  Speaker 1: We can't waste it on all cool j No offense
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  Speaker 1: to mister coolja hell, I love you man for life.
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  Speaker 1: I love that you always think these people are watching Hello,
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  Speaker 1: it's watching the hell No Hello, please don't tell Hello
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  Speaker 1: watching the live show. I love you for real. I
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: always always talks to these famous as though they watch
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  Speaker 1: like no offense, Hello, But that's true? All right? Listen? Uh,
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: why don't we count galling into the theme song and
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: then bring in our guests? Sounds great to me about
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  Speaker 1: show me about a bunch of talks and nurses story?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: So getata around here? Are yet around here? M h?
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Shut up now. The question in the pole is, of course,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: what's your favorite song? I thought after that, maybe Joelle,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: we could do what's your favorite sound effect? Noise on
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  Speaker 1: my pad? No? Please, god, no, no, no no no.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Why Why are you worried? Are you worried it's gonna
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: idea it is? Are you worried it's gonna be? That? A? Right?
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  Speaker 1: So Joel, when we're done with this poll, can you
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  Speaker 1: switch it to my most common sound effects noises. Dani
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  Speaker 1: will know them. Do you want to check in with
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  Speaker 1: the pole right now? Yes, check it out. We'll bring
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  Speaker 1: the pole up. So uh, the question was what is
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: your favorite fake doctors? Can we show the pole? Um? Um? Kayla? Kayla?
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Is our tech rep today? Kayla? Is it possible to
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: show the poll? Or is that weird? Get? We could
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: get the mainscreen up, it would show, it would show
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  Speaker 1: the tire, it would show the entire live stream. Okay,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: we'll be kind of small, but I'm happy to read
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  Speaker 1: it to you. Are you reading the meantime? Wait at
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  Speaker 1: the bottom? The Caller song by Travy Webby Okay, no offense,
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  Speaker 1: Travy great song. Offense. Fourth place. Zach's ice Cream Song. Oh,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that's pulling because sorry, Dale, I'm glad it's
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: pulling because it's brand new and um and I gotta
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: I took a recording. Sorry, I can't digress for one moment,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: you guys, I want to play. I went out there
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: today to the ice cream team, and I wanted you
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: to hear what I hear non stop, NonStop my recording. Um,
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: you'll there's a man that the ice cream truck parked
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: and blocked the corner, and a gentleman an electric wheelchair
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: couldn't get by, And so you'll hear him complaining, rightfully
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: so about this freaking ice cream truck. Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: what I hear all day long, story all day Donald
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: It's it's really that perfect, like slightly off pods, fucking
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: eyes creamy, come on your eyes all right? Well, I'm
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: glad that's ok when we say come get your eyes
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: creamed off cream Okay. Third is Casey, come down here higher.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: I do know what it pulled higher, it's a bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Well in second place, another Travvy Wavy classic Joel Monique
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  Speaker 1: is down. I mean, I really think that's the finest
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  Speaker 1: song that's ever been written by Travy Labby Well, according
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  Speaker 1: to our audience, the number one most favorite song on
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Did you try to get the things? What?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? All right? All right? Without further ado, without
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  Speaker 1: further ado, um our special guests, one of the greatest
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: actors in the world. Uh. If you don't believe that,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: watch this fucking episode. Holy shit is he good? Ladies
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Mister Johnny ce McGinley, there is exactly sir, Johnny,
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: how are you, sir? I'm good. We're back at school.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody's Kate just came home from soccer match's here. We're
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  Speaker 1: We're in full effect. We're in full effect. Um, Johnny,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, when I picked the episode, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that it would be one of the saddest
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: episodes ever. Um. And also I read online that it's
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: one of our highest rated episodes, you know, in terms
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: of there's I guess I AMDB or other or other
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: metacritic they bolt or fans or I don't know, maybe
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: fans and critics they rate each individual episode somehow. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm told this is tied with another one for people's favorite. Wow.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: And you know why that is, Johnny, because I'm just
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: gonna die right And this one, this is uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: build a tad Quill tad quill with Bill obviously all
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: the writers, but Tad's name is on it. Believe, so
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: John Michelle shout him out, dude. Our editor John Michelle
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  Speaker 1: directed this episode. Our editor John Michelle did a fantastic
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: job directing this episode. But Johnny, C I just gotta
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: go right to it, holding shit, your performance in this
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  Speaker 1: episode is incredible, and I just want to know, how
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: did you, How did you prepare for this? How did you?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: What did then? Actor doesn't just dive into a performance
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  Speaker 1: like you give at the end of this show. What
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: did you? What was your process? Especially after five you know,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: as you know, I keep these, uh and I had
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  Speaker 1: three I had three notebooks for this season because the
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  Speaker 1: twenty four episodes, so we were we were fully into it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: And by the time we did this, I wrote down
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: that in September we went to the Emmys together, that
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: the spring, the fall before this would have been in
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  Speaker 1: March or so, because it was towards the end of
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: the season. In November, I went up with my girlfriend
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: at the time who would become my wife, Nicole, and
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: we went up to see Fritz San Francisco lose to
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the Giants in the NFC Championship, and so a lot
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: of things were happening in This was season five, and
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I wrote in my notebook, I was obsessed this year.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: In the front of the notebook, I put show up,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: tell the truth, compassion, and give love, and I thought
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: that was and I didn't even know that Billy was
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: going to write this episode, but that's what I was
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: obsessed with this year, I was obsessed with compassion. And
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: about four years before this, I went down to to Southport,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: North Carolina, and I did an okay baseball movie called
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Summer Catch. And one night I was driving to Wilmington,
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  Speaker 1: which was about thirty minutes from where we were Wilmington,
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina, and on the way home from Wilmington, I
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: heard the song on the radio by a group called
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  Speaker 1: kick Ki KTA and I pulled over and it was
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  Speaker 1: this women's ensemble. You can play it if you want, Daniel, Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: you hadn't I think we do a night And I
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  Speaker 1: pulled over. It's it's suffered talking over, so it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: But I pulled over, and I've never heard anything like it.
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  Speaker 1: I'd always it's a it's a women's Oakland, California vocal
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  Speaker 1: ensemble group that goes mostly Eastern European like harvest songs.
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  Speaker 1: I came to find this out. I didn't know any
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  Speaker 1: of this. I just pulled over. The next day, I
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: called the radio station and I asked them what they
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: were playing and they filled in the information and I
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: just told you, And I felt like this, this women's
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  Speaker 1: choral ensemble was sticking me, and then when we did
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  Speaker 1: this episode, I pulled it up and it was what
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: was going through my mind when you and I were
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: doing the third act of this episode, of the whole time,
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  Speaker 1: And what it reminded me of was the isolation I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: felt when Max was born and we were in the
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: neonatal intensive care unit for those two or three weeks,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and it was very confusing, and what's Down syndrome? Anyway,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: and I always felt like I had done something wrong,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and so this blame, this blame game happens in the
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: special needs community where you surely you did something wrong
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: and it turns out you had nothing to do with it.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: And it's kind of an arrogant thing to think anyway.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just want to pause. I want to
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  Speaker 1: pause you there so you guys can turn the music off.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful, but I just worry it's distracting for people,
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  Speaker 1: um Johnny, I just for people that don't know Johnny
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: has a son with Down syndrome. And so you're saying
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: you tapped into that experience because Cott what Cox is saying,
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  Speaker 1: somehow making what happens in this his his fault, his doing.
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  Speaker 1: That's the connective tissue, and it had nothing to do with.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know if Billy would render this storyline. But
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm familiar being an Irish person, I'm familiar with blame
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: and guilt, and I that was all very accessible to me,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: immediately accessible, as well as the posture when when you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: come in and we're in that doctor's room, that that lounge. Um.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I remember, I remember holding my stomach for two weeks,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: two or three weeks while we were down at the
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: hospital with Actually, I just kept I don't even know why.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I don't have any stomach issues. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: suffer from from throwing up and stuff. I just felt
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: like my insides were gonna burst. And that's that's what
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: was accessible to me in this episode. Yeah, well, god,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: it was so beautiful, and I'm sure I speak on
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: half of everyone watching. Thank you for tapping into that,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: because you know the magic of this show, Johnny, as
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: we always say, and as we said before right before
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you came on, is that Bill Lawrence could create something
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: that could have I mean, I got goosebumps while you
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: were talking. I got goosebumps about five times while watching
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the show. And then the other storyline is Todd Um
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: just pretty much deciding that he's coming with his sexuality. Yes,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: he's what Joel, what goes beyond fluid? He will have
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: sex with any Isn't that queer? Isn't that what you
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: can You can use a term queer or polyamorous, whatever
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: best fits your situation. Yeah, fold how do you fold
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: an age there? Because at the end he reveals he's
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: also very tracking the seniors. I mean, all you're open whatever,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you're still that about time? Yeah, I too, this is
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: but he's walking down that fucking hallway at the end, dude,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: and he's like that. I like that. What does these
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: things like? I like that. I like that. I like that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I like that. Can you do that storyline in two
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: thousand and twenty one? Could you do that in two
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: thousand you could go further up further? Yeah at Italian sausage.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no. He can't be a
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: sexual harasser. Yeah, he certainly can't be. He what is
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: he doing to the women's breast. He can't be doing
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: the motor boating. Motor boating, that's not a lot a lot.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I have a question to ask. There's a little behind
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the scenes thing. What if I just press record right now? Oh,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't press record either, DWN. You never told us
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: to talk about it a little. You never mentioned it,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and I forgot. But it's wrong. Now for those of you,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: for those of you that's all listen, for those of
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the audience knowing, for those of you in the audience
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: wondering what we're talking about. We're supposed to be audio
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: recording this for the for the eventual real audio podcast,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and Daniel, our engineer in charge, never told us to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: do that. Daniello, let's start from the top. Can we
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: take it from the top. Yes, let's start off. Let's
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: start all over from the very beginning. This is why
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: we have backup recording a very good in our defense,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: you never told us to audio record that. For those
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: of you who are listening to the audio recording, UM, sorry,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with my mike either, man, Like,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: this is not good right now, I'm not an audience
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: watching the show. Just focus on you. I just wanted
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: to say, I just wanted to make it clear that
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I forgot to do that. I'm sorry. Okay, listen, it's fine.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the top of the show, guys, because
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: we are here to do a Scrubs Rewatch podcast. It's
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: called My Lunch, and all JD wants is to go
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to lunch with his mentor his hero, uh, doctor Coxon.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: He's got an angle for it, and Johnny, you want
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. I think it's genius when
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you go. When you go because it's ludicrous, it's just
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: because it's ludicrous. It just seems like you're telling your
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: absolute truth. Yeah, there's no way, there's no I don't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: think JD's putting on it in his mind. There's no way,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: there's no way. You don't want to. And interestingly enough,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: you know, Cox doesn't give JD many inklings that he
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: truly cares about him. He doles them out very sparingly.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: But he but he does in this episode at the end,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: he really does say hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: want to give you you need to know this about
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: blaming yourself. And it's the writing is so genius because,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: of course, unexpectedly, it's the setup of the it's the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: setup of well it's unexpected to Johnny, but to the audience.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is such a setup to it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: He's going, yeah, but you're watching it from an actor
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: writer perspective. I saw any of that coming. Well, I've
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: seen this episode quite a few times now too, but
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I will I will say this from the from my perspective,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: it was like, oh, he just set himself up. When
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: he when he's giving JD this speech about how you
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: know you can't blame yourself and he has these three
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: patients in the hospital hanging on by a thread. It
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, you are you are you are jinxing yourself.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You do what Cox hates to do, you know what
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I mean? When like the episode when he's pitching the note,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: when he's throwing the note hitter in the hospital with
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: all the patients and somebody's and everybody's trying to keep
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: it down because they don't want him to know it's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing here. But he crosses the line
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: and says, you know this is you know it's it
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: can't be your fault. Don't don't blame yourself, right, and
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: then it kicks him in his But this is where
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: it kicks him in the button. This is where it
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: got me, because when the first two passed away, it
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, they were gonna die anyway. But
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: when the dude with deliver was it deliver of the kidney.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Kid with him. It's a kidney. Dave Bradford is, Yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: with the kidney. He wasn't supposed to die. Cox says
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: he had another month. He had another month. Yeah. A
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: dear friend of mine we went to NYU Grad together,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Dave Allen Warshovski, who is now the dean of the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: grad Acting Theater program at USC. Wow. Oh, he's one
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: of the finest actors on the planet and also an
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: acting coach that I use. Used him for uh for
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: to get ready to go to Glen Darry Glen Ross
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I was Jackie came to see I did a revival
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: of Glen Garry with Al Pacino and Abi kana Vali
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: about five years ago, and I went that I was
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: commuting down to USC to use David as my coach.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: And wow, so there's a lot of history there before
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: or after, before or during while you were doing the play.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Did you go before to get coached or during? Yeah?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Two months. I spent two months community back and forth
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: to USC from out here in albou And it yielded.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: It yielded all the dividends that I wanted it to.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I felt I was about to say because so you
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: went in there just ready to go. Then, yes, did
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you start off book, Johnny, when did you start? When
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you when you start off? Yeah, that's for those of
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you who aren't familiar with theater. You it's very you know,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you start the rehearsal process and then as you're rehearsing
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you begin to memorize it. And it's such a ball
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: or power move that few men or women would do
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: other than Johnny c McGinley. Just show up on day
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: one off book, because what's genius about that? If you
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: can do it, or have the wherewithal to do it
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: is then you're just there. Then it's about exploring and
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: not worrying about memorization. You're not in your head. You're
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: not paranoid like we all are about getting the memorization
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: down for a play. You're showing up on day one. Okay,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: let's find this character, let's find these scenes. Let you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: work with the legendary Paccino and the legendary Bobby kind
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: of volume. It was a great Kyndamit cast, Dynamite cast
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that was bucket list stuff. And to me, it felt
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: like even if you put that to be with Al
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Bobby and and and Richard and everybody on Broadway. Even
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: if you put that on your bucket list, it would
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: be fucking folly because you're never going to get to
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: do it. And so when I got to it, it
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: wasn't lost on me. So I said, I set up
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: a theater boot camp out here, and I had some
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: young kid from Pepperdine come over and just say the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: off lines. Just I said, if you fucking say a
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: word to me about coaching or any input, I'm going
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to punch in the fun. Just say the fucking lines.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: And I put a metronome. I have a rehearsal space
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: out here. I put put a metronome in the rehearsal space,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and so that I would go at different cadences. I'd
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: be really quick, and then sometimes I would go slower
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: because I wanted to be ready for fucking everything. I
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: wanted to be ready for the cell phone to go off.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be ready for the purple hairs at
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: the matinee. And I fucking well was. I was ready,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and it was the most exciting goddamn thing I've ever
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Listen you actors, who are you, actors who are aspiring
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: actors who were watching Johnny C. Puts the work in
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: he had. You know, people are like, how does he
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: do these monologues? You don't just you don't just show
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: up in the morning and go, oh, I have a
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: monologue today. Johnny C has a rehearsal space. He would
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: videotape himself. He would look what he's telling about the metronome.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, man, Johnny, you put the work in and
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: and man, does the metronome is genius? Man, that's how
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you find Yeah, wow, that's amazing. I've never thought of that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: That is amazing. Um. Also, they were late, so it's
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: so a syncopatent. But weren't there times when al Pacino
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: just totally forgot his lines and you're all like, oh no, no,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: we're out in the theater. When you forget your line,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: it's called going up. And whenever I would go up,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: he would start to put put the front of hair
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: forward and he would say, and the dua. There was
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: the dua. I went through the dua and everybody knew
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Owl's up. The second most scary thing is when one
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: of the people that you're with on stage forgets their
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: lines and you're like, oh no, oh no, oh no,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I gotta help them, but how do I help them?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And then the scariest thing is when you're like, oh, no,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I and then you start getting panicky and you're like,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what any of my lines in the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: next scene are. Either I get chilled, I get chilled.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I did Romeo and Julia as I did Romeo. When
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I first gott of college and regional theater outdoors or
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: it was like a park in Connecticut, three thousand people
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: would come, and I knew that when I started, I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: would start at the back of the park, like three
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: thousand people on blankets and my entrances Romeo was weaving
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: my way through them, and you know, I had a
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: mic on and I knew the second I started talking.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Romeo speaks for pretty much two and a half hours
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: with a few interruptions, and I was like, I I'm
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: nervous now thinking about it. And this is when I
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: was fresher in college. And so what I would do
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: is I would every single every single show Johnny before
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I would get there early, and there was a church
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: that was part of our dressing rooms, and our dressing
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: rooms were in the church, and I would go into
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the chapel and I would recite my entire show in
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the church, because it was the only thing that would
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: calm me down is I would sit there and recite
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: the entire Romeo performance alone in the church before because
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: and then I would stand at the back of three
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: thousand people and go, Okay, here we go, and I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: would just start calling, Oh my god, I don't know
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: if I could do it anymore. I don't know if
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I could do anymore. It was I don't know that
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I have a memory like that. Now you still have it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You forget, That's the amazing thing about That's the amazing
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: thing about place. Within a month, you forget everything. But
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: if it's put in front of your face and you've
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: done the show before it's you, you jump right back
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in rather fast. Uh. You know, that's that's very interesting
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: that you used you used to do that. I I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: used to wait right before, like ten minutes before I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: would go on stage. I would speed my lines through
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the entire play. I would speed as fast as I could, Yeah,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: as fast as I can, and then go on stage
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: ready to go. And there's no safety net, you know,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: for those of you who aren't in theater, there's not.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: You might think there's someone who whispers like it's that
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that that person, that person doesn't exist anymore. Um, you know,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you're just on your own, You're and now in the
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: contemporary play, your fellow actors could be like you probably
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: want to be asking who's on the phone, don't you
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You know in Shakespeare that is nobody. All right, get
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: back to let's get back to the episode, Jill Tracy. Um, yes,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you can't, you can't, you can't. We Sibermash's first entrance
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: because sorry, sorry sorry with with two orders and and
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and and a part of a community that doesn't abide
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: any bullshit anymore. Um, when he came in and said
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Italian sausage, I was really proud of Rob for Connadian
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: doing it, but I thought it was really fucking offensive.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, dude, oh dude. Uh, the Todd is
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the most offensive character in Scrubs history. The Todd is
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: very most offensive. Is this was Hall of Fame shit,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is this is the Todd. This is
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: coming out party too. That first of all, even the
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Todd doesn't ever touch women, and then this episode, right
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: does he does? He does motor Boat two two of
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: our lead cast women, which is uh, certainly not appropriate um,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: but but I laughed out loud, Johnny when you when
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I say I got a ride from a friend to
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the supermarket, and then we were that I'm white nuts on?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Was that the first? Was that the first eagle not
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the first eagle, but it might be the first eagle
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: that's not riding a human being. Brendan Frasier was the
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: first eagle, and then there were many donald eagles and
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: then we just saw me eagle a patient. Uh, what
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: do you call a patient's family member? Um, now you're
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: eagling on the top of a porch. By the way,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: how am I holding onto the porch? She's I'm like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I got my hands. Like, Johnny, do you remember if
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: that was green screen or if we or if we No,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: we went right behind the hospital on the other side
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: of the river, that neighborhood, and you got up on
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: top of the car. Maybe I was strapped to something. No,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I no, I had. I had some sort of stunt
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: rig that was strapping me to the top of the car.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I was doing it. I have a question ahead, where
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the heck is the supermarket set at? Because it's clear
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: that it's a set. Obviously, No, it's not a set
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that was the actual practical location. No, No, they found
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: they didn't want to deal with a big corporation, so
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I think they found a mom and pop store. You know,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: it's a pretty small looking store. They must have been pissed.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: How many days did you spend their blocking their what
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: do you mean pissed? They got they got paid, they
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: got a location. But they could probably make you in
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that food. No, are you new to the industry. They
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: do a calculation by how much they're gonna lose, and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: they charge you more than that. Hey, I don't like
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: the condescending tone. That's car I will I will say that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I thought. I thought when Nicole Sullivan, who plays the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: gal at the deli, who had been on the show
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: quite a few times, and she's such a good actress,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: so you're fixing you, she just drives. I'm gonna shed
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: sorry everybody, I can't fuck it's it's too hot for
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Cord getting hotter in here. Yeah, I'm gonna just keep
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: taking it off. There we go. We need more talk
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: on me I made. I wanted to make a good
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: first impression. All right, she shows up, I can't show them.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I can't show she shows up and she just drives
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that you and I have nothing to do, and she
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: just drives it. Yeah, yeah she does and she doesn't
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: and all the riffing. He's like, oh no, no, no,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: no way, but I shouldn't have That's just that's just her.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: She's so good at that kind of time. I remember
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the first time I ever saw Nicole Sullivan ever do anything,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and it was mad TV. I had never heard of it,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and they parodied Clueless and she played Share she played Alicia.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I wasn't in it. There was like some dude something.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: It's all right, But when I say, she crushed like
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: she was doing such a great Alicia Silverstone. And I
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: remember being like, yo, this woman is amazing. And so
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: when she came on the show, I was, I was.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It was. It was an exciting moment for me because
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I I watched her for a really long time, you
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Her and Michael who also was
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, um, what do you guys? Graze
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: um the supermarket raising Um it seems to be controversial.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I've never been a Let me try this pretzel. No,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'll buy any today because it is
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: steel it. Yes, I was gonna say it's gross. Like
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: people's hands in food and then your mouth and then morph.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I I just think about how many times like I
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: touch a tomato or a freaking U pair at the supermarket,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean when I respected exactly, so exactly.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: That's my point right there, that's my point. I'm gonna
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: take it. But there are people you can't do that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that. The section that we're in
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: with like the yogurt covered pretzels and the little things
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: that you can fill a bag with. There's lots of
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: people that consider it fine to just do a little
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: like taste tester. No, I'm not feeling it today. Noah, man,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: that's gross. Take your hands off. I didn't even do that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: When there's there's Costco, there's Costco where you walk around
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and take samples, all do it different. But now when
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you put your hand in that thing, when you put
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: your hand in the whatever it is that dispenses the
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: nuts sort of pretzels, whatever that is. Yeah, yeah, now man,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: that's looks nasty. It's nasty. That's nasty, man, that's nasty.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You know another thing that Bill, the other thing that
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Bill did so well was really make her so lovable.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I know she's annoying and living together? What is that there?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: And working together? We're working together and together, working together,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: and we have to weather any storms because we're living together.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: We're Christie, I can't get and we're living together. What
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: is happening? What is happening? Someone's welcome to our podcast. Welcome, Welcome,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm welcome, Welcome, Welcome, welcome, Welcome to our podcast, working
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: together and living together, working together and living together. Sleep
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: on hijack to where we're wearing so arnt swag. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: as always, I'm here with my wife Kristin Miller. I
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: can tell you Cristal Lawrence. Yeah, freme answer every time. Well,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you know, we worked together on Scrubs, on Cougartown. Christ
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: is also the music supervisor on all my shows. You
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: can ted Lasso. Um hey, look, you guys all know
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: how this works. If you live with someone in a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: relationship we also work with, you can text Joel see
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: where you work together and hit us up with the question.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah christ podcast say that. So we got some cool
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: guests today. Our first guest you know, from Scrubs, from
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like every Ali our Stone movie from Broadway, so many
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: t shows, including Brooklyn nine nine right now, say had
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: a John, see you again with a little time. Thank you, buddy. Thanks,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you'll be on here of course. Funny and look the
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: next guest. I want to bring one right away. You
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: know from Scrubs, tons of great TV shows, movies, clues,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: remember the Titans waiting to exhale Donald Phaison. Let's bring
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: on Donald Faison. Thank you for having me on the show. Yeah, yes,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: from Chicken Little Zach. Yes, so we have some questions
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: if we want to start with but the uh, this
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: is real, like one of the weirdest things for me.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you hijacked our show. Hey, your question
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: eventually one of the things that first time I was
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: working together because I fired to be I can use.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the spending time all of you too.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: But one of the weird things about it for me,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: list on Scrubs, John, you've done constant you know, movies, tchats,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: we had romance scenes and sex scenes. It had to
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: be a little weird getting to know me as a
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: friend when you were doing romantic scenes with Krista. Does
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it change the biball for an actor if you kind
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: of are friends with the spouse, is there and we're
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: just around all the time. What are you doing? Because
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I told you I told a story on one time
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Zack and Donald had a show and I told the
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: story and there, oh my god, Jo, don't carry into
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: this one time. Don't stan to really make out? And
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you had instructed her or you diabolically told her to
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: kiss me with her tongue and I and she did,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: And I came up to your room up on the
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: up on the fifth floor, fourth floor, and I told
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: you you did it, and then you waited one one
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: thousand you and you leaned in and you go, how
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: did it feel? Which is just hard. Anything I can
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: do to help the act process right the well. But
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: the real question I was that because Johnny and I,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you know, we've both been doing this for a good
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: one while. And that went down the first season the show.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You had to have a sex scene with christ Was
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: it weird? It with me being there and just being
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: on set and said, oh, she looked smoking hot during
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: that stup. I was so attracted to Christa Miller and
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: my my new boss wrote a scene where I had
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: to make out with her, and I being I truly
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: remember being very very nervous and um and I definitely
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: kept my lips very very close. I kept them pursed.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: But then and then, as we got to know each
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: other and become closer, I was I was hoping that
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I might get another opportunity, but I never did. No.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Well that's for incessor. You said you met a question, Um,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: why why didn't I get to do a love scene
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: with Donald? Yeah? Said that he didn't want to do that.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: He said, no, I would never I would never say that.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I would never say that a sexy vibe I heard. Yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I did hear that you're about to start working on
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: a movie if you're awesome, gal Pal, I said, gal Pal,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And I want to hear you know about that really
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: honestly for a second. But first, as we do every week, Well,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: we've got a question from the audience. Yea, oh cool.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Me and my wife both work at a bank. I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: love it and she hates the job. I know I
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: should be okay with finding a new job, but is
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: it normal for me to be upset too? Yeah? I
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: think I mean, Look, I'll answer first. I think it's
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: just probably a product of you missing her and cherishing
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: and finding you. Guys spend together at work, so it
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: probably needs that you guys actually work well together, and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to find a way to fill that.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I will tell you right now, when christ I work together,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: tell him you treat me. It's the only time that
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you Bill at work. But I listened to him at work,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: not at home. And really, I think your wife she
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: hates it. She should she should be able to find
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: a new job. You'll be fine. We hear at home,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: all right, to ask about Zach and flows movie. But
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid that's all we have time for. You know,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: we have time. We have time, don't remember plays out
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: back up, Charlie plays out? Whoa dann know? Dan leaves?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Can you stay for a little bit longer? Yes? Absolutely, Yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: it's not a good it's gonna say. Guys. Man, everybody,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: calmed down, Calm down, Zack. This is a moment. I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: am back to the I am back to being the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: host of the show. Geez. By the way, I know
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you guys, let me joke. I want to sincerely thank
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you for allowing me occasionally come on my podcast. You
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: guys are nice enough to let me come on here
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: and talk. This is super cool. Let me love you
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: guys that I'm so happy that you're here. Don't play
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: his bad anymore because we're wait, wait, all right, no
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: more song, bring them back? Everybody, everybody calmed down. Um,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy you guys are here. Um, this episode,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Bill is I think the ultimate example of your ability
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: to do something so dramatic and something so silly simultaneously.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: You've got this tragic death of Jill Tracy alongside Rob
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: discovering that he's sexually attracted to everything that's a human
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: being that you guys were at first of all to
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: prove that I listen. Um, I am proudly a grazer
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: even today. I have plenty of money to buy yoga pretzels.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: If you're in a grocery store and you're seeing that
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I've had a handful of those presses, well, you're also
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: the type of person that everybody could have a slurpie
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: in their head, and you're the type of person that
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: would be like, oh, let me get some of that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: He does it. I don't share marriages. Nothing better in
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the world than the first fire of somebody else's meal.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Bill would. Bill would walk up to a crew member
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: and and and be like, can I get a sip
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: of that coke? Addus is the first time he worked.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Bill lent into the Buyer's turkey sandwich office plate the
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: lessons don't leave your sandwich. That's a lesson. Billy, tell
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: us about Nicole Sullivan, because you guys are friends. Were
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: there were just you do you heard backstage Sunday. We
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: were just talking about how talented she is and how
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: eugeniously made. Even though she's supposed to be annoying, she
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: is lovable and you root for her and then and
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: then of course she dies and it's so sad. So
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: just tell everyone who's listening. I was watching. How did
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you guys get to know Nicole? And how did she
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: come to the Scrubs world? She was Nicole was friends
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: with Christian she can go. Yeah. No, we lived. We
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: lived in the school um place in Laurel Kaye. And
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: if there's all these houses kind up and apartments, Jennifer
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Anderson lived up there like all these actors. Nicole was
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: in there. Gabby Allen, who was a writer on Scrubs,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: lived in my house, and so Nicole moved into the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: middle floor and we became friends. She lived underneath me
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: and we both always thought she was you know, especially
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the world that you guys were all in scrubs where
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you had to be able to switch on a dime
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: between comedy and gooping around and drama. We need Nicole
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: could act, but we both knew her first and format
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: as a female Neil Flynn type, in that there is
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: almost no better female improviser when you can go to
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the grocery store and say, hey, can you just make
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: up some stuff about what you're eating and maybe you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: want a few more nuts, and she's she's so quick,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: but much like Neil and our whole cash, she can
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: turn the corner and crush your hat. One years. That
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: was so amazing just watching her do that, a little
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: bit like, no, I shouldn't have it, Well I will,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: but I wanted the backup for the turns was so amazing. Yeah,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm working with Nicole now actually on an m trip back.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I hope to make a reprieve. Yeah, come on it, bro,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Where's Donald's part was already in the script? Yeah, numerous times,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: so I know that he's a perfect Johnny And I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: have a question for you. Have you ever run into
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman? Yeah? What's going on? Yeah? Okay, I need
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to know the story. Is this something that you wrote, Bill,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: or is this something that no Hugh Jackman, But that's
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: a billy quick. I can tell you a real story
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: is that I wants And I don't know if it's
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the s or not. On the internet read a real
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: sounding thing that said Hugh Jackman had a kid that
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: got shit at school because of scrubs, saying, um uh,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you know the doctor Cox saying of that about Hugh Jackmans.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I reached out to his agent and I wrote in
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: a note which is the truth of this. It said
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: we were trying to pick somebody. Wrote the agent a
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: note that said, please pass us on to Hugh and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: his son if he wants. And I think the guy
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: said that it wasn't a big deal. It's just somebody
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: trying to get quicks or whatever quicks were back then.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: But a letter is saying because of the reds are
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: what we truly try to do. It said it would
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: be fun for John mcginwiy to hate somebody that is
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: otherwise unhatable, for doctor Cox to love someone, I mean,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to hate someone because he's just too darn talented and
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: good at everything and accessible and kind and seems to
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: have no flaws. We felt that that human being would
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: bother doctor Cox. She was very cool. Oh, it was
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like it was like an alpha male competition thing, like,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: oh my, he's good at everything. What's the honest right now?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: The guy can sing, he can dance, he's a leading man,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: he's a Broadway start, he's gonna be a music man.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Bill I will be their opening night. It's gonna but
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't annoy on some level? Well, this is a bigger
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: question for christ Donald, johnny See, and Zach. Everybody has
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: a different thing when they see other people that are
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: very talented. Okay, so when I went and saw a
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Book of Mormon that Trey and Matt wrote, and they
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: run to that before that really are done kind of
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: south Park and south Park Movie Team America. And I
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: saw it and saw that they were able to do that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I went from really enjoying it and then to getting
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: furious that it was so good and then hating them
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: because I couldn't do it. And so that's how I
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: look at other talented people. That's how you can't do that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: It's probably healthy. So it probably makes you healthy that
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you're like the top you're under in town because you're
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you don't have that many people to hate like, if
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you had this problem and you were not successful, you'd
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: have to hate so many people. Yeah, problem, it's still
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: fun ways to do it. But the real question is
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: for you all, do you do you get blown away?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I'll ask you because you're you get going away when
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you see an actress do something that you're just like,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I don't know if I can do that,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: or you just do you go like, oh, I can't
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: do that. No, feel it's inspiring really yeah, And then
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: there's an article that actress is done. I want to
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: read it like, I'm really inspired and interested. It seems
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: like about you, John, you see something, I'm just I'm
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: interested for all free on that. If you see someone
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: while you're doing to get it, I get inspired. I
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: get really inspired. That's too healthy answers. I'm sorry, I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: sweat everybody. I'm sorry. I can't help it. Virtual I
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: help it. I can easily recognize that, uh, that a
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: great performance. I didn't get salty and and and upset
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: because part of it is me realizing I'll probably never
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: be able to do what I just saw. One and
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: then fury, yeah, and then fury. Then the anger comes.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day. I'm always a fan.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I hate nobody, I love everybody and so hate I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: would like to take in my heart that people would
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: take his respect. But like Chris and I saw Betrayal,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Harry Pinchers Betrayal, I'm huh and uh. You know, guy
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: that inspired dating man inspired so many different writers. And
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I was just sitting there and digging on the performances
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: in the play and they just got more and more annoyed. Hey,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: that's something you inspired you. I'm like that guy. That
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: guy I'm I'm never like that, but I do get
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: mad with every time I leave a Marvel movie or
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: something like that. Not because I hate the movie. I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: love the movie so much, and I'm like, that's never
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: gonna happen for me, you know what I mean, That's
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: how I feel. And so yeah, he went to see
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: the premiere Black Widow and Kevin Figgy introduced it and
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I was with Donald like, oh no, he's gonna go tackle.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I would have would have been like like hold him,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: like on his knees, like Kevin, you need this, I
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: need this. I got I got from my wife and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: from Zach, don't you. Yeah. On one side he held
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: his arm and on the other side. I held his
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: other Honest, there's a different version of zafter. Do you
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: guys ever use it as ball border material? Like for me? Yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: sometimes I do go, oh my god, help my game. Yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I get inspired. I also get humbled sometimes I go,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I go, I can't. I don't think that I can
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: do that. And I and I. You know, when I
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: saw like bo Burnham's special inside, I thought, like, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: am good. I'm very lucky to work in this industry,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: and I'm proud of what I do. But I'm not
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: like that could that was incredible? You know, I like,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I get someone times it makes me humble. I go,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I think, I'm okay. You know, I'm proud of the
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: work I do, but I might not be that good.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's you guys all have healthier responses.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I'll try and get there. You know. The other thing
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I've been focusing on about this is a true admission
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: before we have to swick. It's kids, it's teachers, parent
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: night school. I'm parch because you can tell the true story.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: My wife I has sow here, My wife has a suted.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: My wife has here and was taken away from me
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: before because apparently Burke Bill with work forty seven times
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: and okay, guys, guys, don't pick her. That's what it's like.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: That's what it's like. Looks like when you go on
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: vacation with them. That's what it's like. That's what it's
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: not going to go on vacation with them. And that's
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: what's happening on one side of the table. And then
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you cut to me and I'm like, oh way, I'm
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: so far. You just see your mom and dad. Stop fighting,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Stop bickering. I'm good sports. Can you fightless? You know
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: how many times I've been in the back seat and
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: we're racing somewhere and they're in the front seat and
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: they're driving, bickering, and I'm just like, guys, And then
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: she'll be like, Zach. And then she'll be like, Zach,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: will you tell Bill that he's a bad driver? And
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not going to tell that he's a bad driver.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: He's like, look look at what what what are he's doing?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't he's a slicker and he's not paying attention.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: You know what Johnny see does Zach because he just
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: sits back and watches it like a tennis match that
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: they used. Look I think he gives him joy. He doesn't.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: He doesn't get caught. John likes it. He likes Okay.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: We love you, guys, We love you. Thank you for
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: away her show. Yeah, hey, come on, Donald, Johnny Ce,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: come on leaving to get I'm working together. Anytime you, guys. Yeah,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for doing our podcast. Thank you.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: It's one of my most successful podcasts. Yeah, anytime, anytime, Bill, anytime,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: no problem, Thank you, guys. Oh my god, that was exhausted.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Ye yo, I'm so tired too well. I need it
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: now so much. By the way, By the way, when
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: you go on vacation with them, I'm not lying, that's
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: that's it. It's like that the whole time, and you're like, guys, guys, guys, guys,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: just let's just all not talk for a secondly. It's
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: fun man, I like, they're very funny, but they're I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: love them, they're my best friends. But they are so intense. Johnny,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: you know, you spend time with them for the summer.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: H Chris and Billy running a place run around the
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: corner from here, and they came over and the two boys,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Will and Henry were with them, and uh, they started
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: talking about summer camp, boys summer camp, and they all
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: got into summer camp mode, which grosses christ out. It
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: grosses her out the whole everything about it, the dirt,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: the filth, the things that go on in boys summer camps.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: And they were clear on that and they just pummeled.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: It was like they were giving her a root canal,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and it was they pick up on Billy and Christa's
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: way of attack, and they just there was three against one.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: It's three against one, and christ of course I teamed
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: up with Christian did to protect her. But it's brutal. Yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: they're they're there. They make it work. It's you know,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: by the way it goes without saying audience that they
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: are clearly the inspiration for Jordan and doctor Cox. I
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: think it's safe to say. I think I think catch up.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I think you're safe to say that. Let's take a break.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Um is
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: surprise guest one here, Yes, now, the way we're gonna
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: do this, Johnny, close my eyes, no, john Johnny c
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: as well, you're gonna cover your eyes or close your
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: eyes and okay, now surprise you're gonna oh my god,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you're gonna give me a heart attach quietown, quietown, quietown.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Everybody come down, Ken, but you have to be quieter
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: because you're not the host. You have to be a
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: little quieter. Oh man, all right now, quietown? Now, Bill,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: your guest, yes, all right, let me cover my eyes
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: a right, cover your eyes? Bill, You cover them too.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: It's surprised. Guest one here. Oh no, Guest one is frozen.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: No this one. Oh, Guess two is here. Okay, let's
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: start with guests two. You're gonna start with guest two. Okay,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: cover your eyes, guys, Bill, cover your eyes. I'm serious,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: no cheating. Let's bring any guests two. Guests two, please
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: don't say anything. Don't say anything. Okay, now, guests to
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: say something that will reveal to these three men who
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: you are. Let's take it after the banana ham now match.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I'm glad to have you here because this episode is
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: really mostly about you and Johnny C but at polar
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: opposite sides of the drama comedy spectrum. Guests one is
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: back for now, I know. But Guess one is gonna
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: wait while Joel and Dan'll figure out her tech issues
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: his or her tech issues. Um first, Bill, Yes againy
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: haven't seen him a long time, Doctor Cox, haven't had
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: a chance to tell you that shit your name rocks
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: this year up. Robert questioned about the banana hammocks because
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I was in the Central Park a Chief's meadow, Johnny,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: see you know it well, Bill, you norwell. And there's
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a lot of gay men and European men and perhaps
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: straight man although stereotypically not their things wearing speedos and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: their penises are held pretty tightening, I think against their bodies,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: whereas you in the show. I've now watched five seasons.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of bounce. Why is there's in your
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: in your hand? Why is yours not held like the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: men in Central Parks? It's got a lot of swing
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to it, like an elephant trunk. Well, listen, I should
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: get older. There's even more swing and sway to it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Guesham balls familiar worth it. Oh yeah, it's not your balls, Rob,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: it's the actual trunk. If you see, I've studied five
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: episodes of the show. There should be a separate podcast
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: on the hog a tempeg beans, the fiddle battle, the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: wham Bam boom ten hog joke. Said one thought, all right, listen,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: what's the anaconda joke Donald Um. Someone says that Judy
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: who says, is that the one? Someone says I went
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: to see anaconda? And and then someone I think it's Carlos, says,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: is that the one with the giant snake? And he
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: pops up and goes no. And he pops up and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: says what Rob go no, this is the one with
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the giant snake. I went back there for an hour
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: for a setup. My back is killing me, but I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: nailed it. It's about commitment, which is just th lines
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: from the show all the rest of the podcast. Remember
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: all your lines, I remember, remember them all. By the way,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: if you ever wonder what it's like to have an
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: erection in that last nine hours, asked me in twenty minutes.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Though these are all bills, all come from the mind
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: of Bill Sir, all the comedy. So I'm gonna I'm
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be semi trying to keep us on the episode
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: a little bit. So. Then we cut to a series
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: of people who say that you lie robbed the character
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Todd has lied about having sex with them. And the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: first two are Sarah, I've been on the show before, Renee.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Who's Sarah standing? You remember that she was a bartender
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: at a wedding was it Donald? Where she serves him
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: a drink? And then the next is Katia, who was
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Judy's standing and says, god no, and then another woman
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: says are you kidding me? And then we cut to Gloria.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: She goes, is that the big, tall black security guard
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: with the hook hand? Yes? They go no, Well, then no,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I have not seen with him, which means that, which
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: which means that not only is phill it means not
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: only is Glorious sleeping with Leonard, but she hasn't learned
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: his name yet. Do you guys want to know? By
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the way, I'll tell you something that is interesting because
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I heard you guys ro it in the show. So
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: it could be argued that some of the Todd's jokes
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: across the line into inappropriateness and uh and by the way,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw out big words and being Fancy's anachronistic.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I think back in the day, you know shows would
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: have you know, jokes like that dropped all the time,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: even on six and seven o'clock syndicate shows. It was
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: just you know, part of the lexicon and gags. But
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: you guys started to talk about I think this is
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: the episode that it becomes fairly clear that Todd maybe
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: was overstating, you know, in a turn in a way
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: of overcompensating, and he is kind of attracted to all
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: hotness in any gender. And uh and I can try,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: but I can tell you the way writers Jon's evolved,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: it's because people go as much fun as it is
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: for the men and women in this writers room to
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: obsess about writing these jokes. I did not write in Urendo,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: but I remember whoever it did was proud of it
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: for a month, you know. Indo, I think in Urendo
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: is probably the best one of all of them. But
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: the point being, um that this is where we decided
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: that Todd should be an equal opportunity offender. He shouldn't
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: be obsessed with all hotness. It should obviously be indictative
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: of the overcompensating that young you know, kind of alpha
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: male jockey surgeon males do. And we kind of adopted
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: one of the reasons that Todd exists in the first place.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: You guys talked about that air hammock is as we
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: were showing the women of this show scantily clad in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: brawls and nightgowns. Including my wife. We said we have
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to always match that the two or just male nudity,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: and you gave it was our guy. By the way,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: nobody wants to see it now A little long no
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no, A little freight around
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: the edges now and it met that just be there.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Let's now, so I gotta say, funny, a funny bid?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Here is that? Uh so Bill's trainer? Uh yes, here again.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Jurgen DeMay, he wrote wrote that book that that the
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Todd is reading called The Action Hero Body, which I'm
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: sure you can buy, we'll give you're gonna plug ye,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: And that's actually Jurgen uh in the photos that Rob
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: is looking at for no reason. Okay, can I ask
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: a question ahead, Donal. Did y'all laugh when Neil does
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: the face while he's spying on j D and the
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Big Guy like that? If you watch the end credits
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: for this show, like just the end credits alone, you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: will laugh so hard because Neil Flynn has the perfect
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: sitcom face. You know when the name bounces under, you
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: know when it's under. So it would be like Donald
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Faison and I'll be like at my locker and then
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I'll look at you and be like, yeah, yeah, he
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: has the perfect when he sees you rubbing the oil
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: on the guy's pectorals, yeah, and he pops up. Just
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: look at that. For those of you who watched the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: show with us, rewind, go back to the credits and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: just look at it. And then I laughed, So I'll
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: understand that moment though. So the janitor, they're they're gossiping
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: about whether the todd is gay. The janitor, Pipes said,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: the janitor assumes talking about me. That was absolutely yes.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: And of all the things you and your writers came
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: up with, is that I am painting oil on muscular
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: man so you can eat it off from later. Yes.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: And then I say that actor was a football player
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: from usc was he He was in very good ship.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: He was ready, he was He became a broadcaster, a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: good color for a little while for a local fox,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: killing you and I don't know what happened, but he was.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: He was an aspiring television journalist. Well that's the body
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I have in my mind, Johnny, that's the one I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: have in my mind now. I laughed out loud. When
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Sarah and Elliott says her brother Barry used to dance
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: and leather jeans for sorry, sorry, he used to dance
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: for Japanese business man. Yes, And then there's a couple
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: of sentences and then she says, sort of wistfully, Barry
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: used to dance and leather jeans. He'd come home and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: they'd be stuffed with Yeny had a good brother, Barry,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: which I love because of her. You know, her parents
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: were so conservative. Yeah we have been. We didn't get you, guys.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Such a sad thing that, uh, that great actress played
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Sarah's mother passed away. Yeah. I used to love her
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: on Nike where I grew up with Nike. It as
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: a favorite show, and uh, that was one of the
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: ones I used to watch regularly. And she was like
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: all the people who respond to because you guys are
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: talking to Cole. Isn't it fun when you think of
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: guest stars that show up on the show are just game,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And she was someone that
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: just showed up and you know, I was like, you're
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: the worst mother in the world. You say, short, thanksgiver
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: pad face, and you should just be awful and not
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: have a sympathetic phone in your body. And she was like, gotcha,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: and she was just awesome. Um, hey, there's another guest here.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Should I close my eyes? Wait? No, the guest guests
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: too is having technical problems and no they're ready to go.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Hold on, let me guess this one is out. Yeah, Donald,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: you think I'm not like im managing the problems. I
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: don't want the audience to know about our technical issues.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Um so then we steal this podcast earlier. You can
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: come on to my other podcasts if you want to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: talk to you good and movie it has less technical
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: problems in this one. Oh my god, let me Randall
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Randall Winston. Randall Winston, our line producer. Making out with
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Gloria was very funny. Yeah, by the way, one of
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the cool things that you guys should point out. And
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I'll go back with a little tribute question for John
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: and Donald and Rob if they remember so. Um, if
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: you're a crew member on one of our shows and
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: we all can't family and friends, I'm sure you guys
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: still talk to and see some of those the gang
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: around town. Um got talked to a lot of them
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: more than most shows. They appear in our show and
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: have huge funny moments. Katy were this one, you guys
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: remember all? I mean remember all the different whether it
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: was Sean or Ethan. We talk about it. Yeah, we
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: talked about going on the podcast Bill. You should tune in.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: It's a good part. Unt. I didn't say that though
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I could buy the way I can hit them. Do
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: you want me to hit the button that allows along
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the internet, don't. I think I just did it down
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: the face. I just didn't jam the reaction. God, let
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: me let me call everybody. Calm down, calm down. So sorry,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: letter letter, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I was
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: so unintentional. I wanted to say special guests, and I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: forgot Donald Donald. I'm surprised. Let a lumber in. Yeah,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: y'all better catch me while you can. Ridiculous. You know
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you can't trust all people. With this electronic check, you
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: can catch all you want. Yeah, it was so beautiful.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: It is so good to see you, and it's good
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: to see all of you guys too. As much as
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I could hear, it was horrible. I'm like, I'm in
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: a nightmare. Oh I was watching. We had this in
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: a chat. I'm not doing. Oh, we're so glad to
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: see you a Loma. We've been on the podcast. A
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Woman's so good to see your fair boy on your podcat. Yea. Literally,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: the only reason I say was I wanted to apologize
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: in front of God everyone for killing you when I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: thought they were done to see you. Yeah, it was
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Zach by the way out of Love. I'm gonna let
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Zach tell this story because I so ruined the surprise
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: by accident. Zach, It's one of my favorite stories. You
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: have to you have to tell it. It involves a car.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Oh I watched. I knew that Alma was gonna die
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: in an episode because Bill thought that the show was
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: coming to an end um and he thought, well, we
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: gotta go out. Was something dramatic, like Nurse Roberts is
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: one of the most beloved characters. Let's we gotta you know,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: that's what you do. Show's ending. We gotta kill somebody else.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: So I pulled in in the driveway in the parking
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: lot of the hospital and I see a Looma in
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: this brand new, beautiful like escalade and I'm like, I'm
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I because I because I was close to like to Bill,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: and I knew inside scoop, I knew this episode was coming.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: And Aloma is like meet me, and I'm like, oh no,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: oh no. So then so then Bill kills off alone.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm like, no, why you might want to
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: tell Alma because she just got an escalade. Yeah, that
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: would have been real nice. And then I would still
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: be driving the Santa Fe if I'd known that, you know,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: just say well then, but Loma, it is a testament
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: to build that. When the show got it got picked
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: up again, he went, oh shit, I feel bad. I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: gotta bring a Loma back to life. I go, I go,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: how the fuck are you gonna bring a Homa back
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: to life? He goes, She's gonna have a twin sister,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: and oh, I'm cut up. Oh my god, the truth
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: comes out. I thought this was Bill's brilliant idea, all right,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I was. I felt so bad because I wanted you
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: there at the very end, you know. And uh uh
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: that was when the show was supposed to end all
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: that stuff, and uh like, no, I go ahead and
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: do one more season. I'm right back, yeah, and I'm yeah,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm like this. But the part was the network going, hey,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: who's this new nurse? Truly? Uh, you know, like when
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: they started seeing when they started seeing dailies, they're like,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: did that character die? Right? It's all good? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: when I walked in my dressing room and Bill came in.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, this can't be good nothing.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, they don't show up
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: in my dressing room. Okay. Ever, my ass was going die.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: I knew. Do you know what my my absolute favorite
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: thing is. It's a different episode, but I've watched it
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: a hundred times along it and you and Judy over
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: the years were so good together. And she is doing
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: her goodbye to you, you know, and your brand dad
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: and the phone plug, and she wants to say goodbye
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: before you go, and she's given this amazing speech. And
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: in a couple of the dailies, I could see you
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: getting emotional and crying. Lawyer, Yeah, man, I remember, and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I touched my heart so much, you know what I mean,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: and made me I'm not only about the show about
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: YouTube and how special that it was nice when people
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: talk about really emotional moments in the show. You know,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: obviously this was an episode, and of course the Brendan
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Frasier episode, but they so often talk about that episode
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: of Loma with the connection that you and Judy had
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: and how how beautiful your performances were together. Then you
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: got to talk off John to see in that episode. Yeah,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: it kills one of my favorite as well. I must
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: say it was awesome. We couldn't on the top, but
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think it would have been as emotional for people.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: But Ianway's been funny. If you had his twin brother
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: come back and he's like the most respectful person. I'm hey, Alma,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: because we haven't had you on and we've had these
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: other guys on. Do you remember your audition story or
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: how you came about getting the landing the Rule of
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Nurse Roberts. I remember the audition. It's one of my
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: favorite stories. How I went in because this was a
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: four line role and I go into this audition. I'm
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: totally unimpressed and I'm like, okay, let me get in
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: here and say these four line go and get the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: hell out of here, falling out of the chair, laughing
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: and shit. And then I'm like, what is his problem?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: And then the casting director said he told me later,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: he said, boys, she better get this partner. She's gonna
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: kill me. And then I go home. I you know,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: my agent says, oh you got the part, and I
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's great. And then she calls me
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: and says, they want you to do a table read.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I said for four lines, and she said yeah. So
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, all right, So she gives
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: me the address. It's up in some deals somewhere. I
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: have a raggedy Jaguar. She always liked nice carars, and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: it's got bad breaks that I'm trying to get to
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Bill's house and I'm like, what the hell. I get
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: up there and all you guys know each other. The
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: only person I halfway know is Donald. Yeah, because we
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: did trimping together. Not one scene together, not one scene.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Halfway new him, you know. And
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why, you know, having a great time, you're
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: all getting, you know, off having I'm like, I'm ready
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: to go. So wait. I'm sitting here reading the script
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: and I get ready to say the first two lines,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: and some girl over there says them, and I'm like,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: oh lord, I move up here for two lines. I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. I was floored. So I get in
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: my car and I'm like, I have two lines in
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: this series? Two lines, Carol, Can you believe it? I
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: had four? Okay, fast forward, I'm doing an interview and
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: the and the person interviews me says, um, I heard you,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Um did the pilot Force Scrubs And I said, oh yeah.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: She said it got picked up, and I said, wouldn't
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: it be funny if they picked me up with that show? Well,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: it turned out to be the best job I have
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: ever had. I was like, God, so Bill, thank you
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: from my retirement. It's fabulous because I'll tell you why.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: I can tell you exactly why you have to go
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: to that table reading our heads. Everyone here will tell
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you what it means to be a home run here
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: and this weird thing of table reads for networks, which
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: we have to do to get that show picked up.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: In the first couple of episodes is one person coming
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: in and just body slamming a scene with one line
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: can literally change the vibe when you you guys all leave,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: and that when people go, oh that sucks. Oh that
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: was great. And I don't know if you remember, but
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: everybody at the network level thought that one of the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: core lines of the pilot was can you just pronounce
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: him dead so I can go home? Don't expect it
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: to be poignant and funny at the same time, because
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: it also said what the difference was between the dude
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: on the first day and the woman that had been
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: there for a couple of years, you know what I mean,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: And it was a huge kind of building block in
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: the show. I'm so grateful you stayed around and he
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: didn't get so pissed that he just refused to come
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: back truly and alone back the sheet. She gotta work now,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you don't know alone You're You're so funny and we've
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: been watching the show for five seasons now, and you
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: would make Donald and I laugh so much. We just
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: crack cup. You are so funny on this show. Yeah, well,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: you two were scandalous on the show. I'll never forget
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: the time that you mooned Sarah and I was next
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: to her. Sorry by the way, speaking of party, Speaking
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: of which, Rob, Rob has a hilarious picture, Rob, can
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: you hold it up? Or is that just digitally? But
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: it was. It's a picture of of both Alma and
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Judy looking at you and your banana hammock banana hammockue.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I never saw such hungry looks in their eyes. Yea,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: holding up? No, hold it up? Put it in focus, Rob,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: looking at the eyes and look at what they're looking at.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: It's hard. I never saw two women so hungry in
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: my life. Anybody ever asks you what being actors like,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: you just show them that picture. Let's just get right there.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I just take it down to the banana hammock and
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: let the magic Happensten No, I mean, I don't know
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: about you guys. I know, Rob, you've been very, very
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: very nude on the show. dB you have, Johnny, I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: know I have. It was something that we kind of
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: as the men on the show, we kind of had
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: to do it, though you spoke about it earlier, Bill,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: But it was like we got really, we got really
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: really nude, Like I got all the way because I
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: think a whole forever and on shows, but it's so
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: far for a movie or whatever, and women go down
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: to underwear night gowns and ship and the dudes don't
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: do jack And so we knew we were being inappropriate
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: a lot of ways. So we thought, when I'm watching
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: back now, I when I'm watching back now, I'm walking
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: into Rob's body and Johnny's body, and I'm just like,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: oh my goodness, dude, do some fucking push ups? Like what? Yeah, Well, Johnny,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Johnny set the bar, you guys, Come on, yeah, Johnny,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: do I remember I remember lunch time and Johnny would
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: just get fuel. He didn't get lunch, he just got fuel,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: That's what he would say. We had him down the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: basement there was that we could go lift down and
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: the more dude, you put him exercise bike into your
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: dressing room and would literally read your script and do
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: exercise for hours, giving all those rewrites. So I had
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: to I had to figure out a way to learn.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I am. So I'm still out there, by the way,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: and even everything in the last second. If that makes
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: you guys happy as a group of tents, really all
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: you do that too, Jason and I both kind of
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: It's true. Johnny, you remember getting scripts when when when
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: when they weren't done yet, and you'd be like, um,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: why are we um standing on the table and he'd
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, you guys, um
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: we're still writing that. But there's a reason you guys
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: end up on the table later. Let Johnny Goad. Johnny Goad.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Dressing rooms were all up on the fourth floor, as
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: well as administrative at the hospital. Whenever I say a hospital,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: people think I'm being all method. We shot in a
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: defunct hospital and dressing rooms were up on the fourth floor,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Baku and Wardrobes, and Billy would do these rewrites. I'd
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: memorize whatever he sent here on Sunday and Sunday night
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: and Sunday morning, and then I'd get to the hospital
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: on Monday, and the poor ads and second and thirds
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't knock on my door anymore. I'd just see
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: them slide the pages under the door. They didn't want
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: to incur my wrath. I want to share with you
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: one quick memory about Johnny C if I can. Yes.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: It was season nine, one of if not the last
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: days of the series, and he had a page long
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: monologue and I was in the scene and he nailed
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: it in one take. And I couldn't believe after nine
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: years he was working this hard and doing this well.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: And they shot it one more time just in case.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: But I just will never forget the work a hook
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: of John C McGinley, and I just want to share
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: that with you guys right now. Yeah, Billy's rewrites that
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: you memorize the first and second and third draft and
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: then god damn at the fifth draft is really freaking good. Bill.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Would you ever be nervous to go tell Johnny like, Hey, um,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: I know you memorized every nervous it sucked if it
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: was exponentially better, even though he'd get mad and he'd
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: read it, and he'd always be like, it's better. I'm sorry,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I gonna go back downstairs and dude, bye bell brother.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we have a question here. Yeah, let's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: say question here. John c McGinley speaks often of living
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: life with gratitude. Yes, this is from Eric Weiss. How
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: could each of your characters incorporate that philosophy philosophy into
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: this episode? Um, how could each of our characters? Well,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: I wanted to say on a serious note, you know,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: this episode is about missing clues. I mean, we all,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I have people in our lives that we
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: assume are fine and aren't. And I think that m
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: j D really struggles with the fact that he found
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: this woman annoying. Uh you know, she had been suicidal before,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I believe, and he's just like, uh, you know, both
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Cox and and and and JD are just want to
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: get away from her. And I think there's a there's
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: a really serious conversation about missing clues with the people
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: we love in our lives and um and and not
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: checking in on our on our people, and of course
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: in terms of gratitude, being grateful and being filled with
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: gratitude when you are feeling mentally healthy and not and
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: thank God that you don't have a mental health problem
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: that would that would make you consider taking your life.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: You know, my daughter wakes up every morning, she's twenty
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: two now, right, and I go and I say to
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: her when I see her in the morning, hey, how
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: are you doing? And she always goes, I'm alive, dad,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, and that is I
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: am so grateful that she understands the moment that she's
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: in right now, and that she's living at this young
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: age and understands that tomorrow isn't promised. So I gotta
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: go get it today and I gotta go live it
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: today and go make it happen today. I'm so grateful
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: for that. I'm gratefu for her mother and putting that
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: in her and I'm grateful that, you know, I get
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: to witness it. And so living with gratitude, I am
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: so grateful for my children and my wife. I totally
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: get it, man, I totally understand m that just that,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: just that quote living with gratitude, I'm so grateful for
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: you guys. I'm so Alma, I'm so grateful to see
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: you right now. Like I mean, it could be the
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: weed wearing off. I don't know what it is, but
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I just like I told you not to get high.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? I smoked a little bit like
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: you promised to show my badum Aluma with a question
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: for Alma, go ahead, um now, Alma. A lot of
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: times on the show, they referenced all the hygiens that
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: happened at Nurse Robert's above ground pool party. Do you
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: remember this at all? No, I don't remember the above
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: ground pool parties because my pool was in ground as
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: well as Jagoozy, so clearly I put that out in
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: my mind. I'll go into those parties. Well, yeah, the
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: above brown pool party was actually something that was I
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: think it's mentioned in season one or two. Uh, and
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: there were a lot of them. There were a lot
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: of references to like and we never go there. There's
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: never a scene there, like there was a fight. There
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: was a fight one time where Johnny chokes out where
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: where Cox chokes out, uh ted the lawyer like apparently
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: apparently a lot of fans are on the on the
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: on the chatter asking what does Aluma think may have
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: gone down at those above ground pool parties? And I
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: just wanted if you, yeah, she would only be thinking
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: about it, because clearly you guys talked about it. I
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: probably never had a line about it, so I'm like, yeah,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: And also I only read my scenes, so I don't
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: know what's going on. That's hilarious. Um okay, well put
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: that question up. What was the scariest something about stunts? From?
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Put that one up? All had to do on scrubs.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: I told you LLL watched the show cool Jo. Okay,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: from LLL cool J. What were the scariest stunts? That's
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: not in my mind, Donald, it's um um, So what
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: were the scariest stunts? Um? Rob. I imagine for you
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: it might have been that bungee jumping through your underwear. Yeah,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: the four story atomic wedger was the scariest because I
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: was hanging from the roof and then they dropped me
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: and I had a harness around my like upper inner
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: thigh and it like it was it hurt. By the
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: way you guys talked about why was I wearing a
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: bespeckled banana hammock in that scene? A couple of weeks
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: ago on your podcast, and the reason was if they
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: made a speedo to cover the harness. And it was
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: not quite that my go to banana hammock, I see,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: but it was really big and thick because there was
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: a harness and I was strapped in it. It left
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: the bruise. Yelled that commitment. You yelled like it did too.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: It hurt, It hurt, but it hurt in a good way.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Mine was being mine was being on mine was being
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: on fire in that in that scene where episode I directed, actually,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: um Jad catches on fire and I didn't do the
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: full burn. We switched to a stuntman who did a
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: full body burn. Um but I had to have my
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: back catch on fire and they put me in a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: suit and they covered my hair with the anti flame
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: stuff and they gave me this like pep talk and everything.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: But I was legitimately on fire, which I couldn't believe
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: they were letting me do, but they did. And I
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: definitely remember that that being the scariest thing. Don't you
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: had to put me out? Do you remember that? But
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that was really you. That's the thing, like,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that was a switch I don't
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: know a cowboy switch. So what happens is I, Well,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: that was a different part when I popped up smoking,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: But when I first ran into the bathroom, I was
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: legitimately on fire on my back. And then Denny had
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: the guy come out and he was fully on fire,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: like no, no effects were at it. He was. It
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: wasn't fucking insane. And then he went down and you
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: and another stunt man off the camera put him all out.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: And then I popped up smoldering, and I'm like, whoa,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: that was a doozy or something. I do remember. I
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: do remember. I remember this, the stunt man saying to me,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: when he goes down, you gotta put him out. Donald,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I do remember that. Donald. Do you remember your scariest stunt?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Did you have any super scary stunts? No? I don't
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: think did a lot of scary stunts? No, not on this,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: not on this one. At least it wasn't scary for me. Oh,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: I see, because you're so darn manly. I wanted to
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: talk about your chiropractic adjustment from the janitor, which is hilarious. Wait,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: so this is what happens Elliott and Carla. I feel
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: like they need to nurture relationships in the hospital. And
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: so now now that Todd is no longer this you know, uh,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: he's no longer the straight sexual harassmer, They're like, well,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: he could be our new gay best friend. Yes, they're
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: excited to have a gay best They're they're very excited
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: to hang out with Todd as a as a gay
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: man because they they're excited to have a gay best friend. Right,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: But this, this happened before in some way where the
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: janitor had dreams of being a chiropractor, and the girls,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: wanting to nurture that relationship, somehow convinced Turk to play
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: guinea pig for the janitor's adjustments. Right, and Turk gets
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: his neck almost broke, and it's hilarious. Dude, Donald, I
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is about you screaming in a
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: high pitched voice. It started, we all know it began,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: and clueless, but I didn't screaming a high pitched voice
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: and clueless. Okayluss I scream in a low Okay, well, okay,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: I take it back. Then there is something about you
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: screaming in a high pitched voice that makes me crack
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: up every single time. And the way that that John
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Michelle shot there where you turned to the way you
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: turned the camera and the sound effect and then you
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: scream that was fucking hilarious. But then sells it. He
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: does a dead sailor drop and then dead sailor drop
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: is when you drop like a plank. Yeah, Johnny, you
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: always fall like that in the show. It's my favorite.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: And Donald does a dead sailor drop and Zachie, you
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: did it perfect out of the bath when you're in
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: the ice you get and that was a big fall
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: dead sailor drop scene. Yeah. Um, okay, so that that
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: was amazing. Now Todd, um, the Todd is so confused. Okay,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: he says he's dead in his gay on and um,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: but it's I don't think he's confused. Well what do
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: you think, Rob? I mean, it's funny to talk about
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: this seriously, but like, okay, so you mostly were heterosexual
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: and then the women sort of talk to you because
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: they think you're gay, and then you came out of
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: that meaning like maybe I am fluid whatever queer and
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: you just really embrace it. I say, hey, hey, mick head,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: is that package for me? You know what is? And
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: then I say to do hey, buddy, we should totally
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: have SEXI maybe totally ruined it, fou. And then you go,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: you were really you said as someone else, you were
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: really impressive. Though, the young handsome guy comes up to
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: you and goes, hey, um, you were really hute. You
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: were you were really impressive in surgery and do you
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: know the line? You want me to say it? And
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: I go, hey, thanks, And you were really impressive in
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: the shower this morning, you know, dong was to this day.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: That's my most requested joke. That's on cameo. Really, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Don give me You're impressive. Hey, happy birthday.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm really impressed with you. You're really impressive in the shower.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: You know, don watch. We should mention that you're on cameo,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: Johnny c Are you on cameo? Yeah? Sure, so there
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: you guys go alone. Are you on cameo? No? I
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. I told you, Okay, well
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get you. No, but we're gonna get you
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: on cameo because it's a it's a fun it's a
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: fun thing. And uh and and if you're listening, if
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: you're viewing, you can get both. Johnny Sea, you can
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: send messages to your friends from from Johnny or Rob.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sure Rob has to say don jokes. How many
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: times a day do you have to say? Don? All
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: my cameos are in character or in varying degrees of characters.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: So it's just, you know, but Jingo's boobs and hogs
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: bone organ suction. Let's play John Madden football on her xbox.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Just keep going, I do like two to three, and
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: it's of all, you know, it's pure sexual innuendo. Indo
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: keep ALONGA keeps saying how old she is? But I
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: swear I got haven't seen you so long? You look
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: exactly say than that's great? Um we um sorry one second,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: I just wryed. The other Rob line that made me
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: laugh out loud was he turns to the girl, one
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: of the nurses, and he says, admit it, we joint
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: and she says I was sad because my dad ted,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: and he goes, I wasn't you know we watched the
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: show the other night, Amanda and I and uh you know,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: she said, still together? Oh yeah, we love We can't
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: keep wait you're still yeah? Man and I going strong.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Everything's great. Our dog is Max is right here walking
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: around what Donald's trying to say is we didn't know
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: if you were together not. But she we just watched
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: the episode where where I'm flirting with her at the
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: bowling bowling alley. Yeah right, I saw you guys watch it. Jesus, sorry,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: guys are animals, Jesus. No, No, she's a very beautiful lady.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I don't blame you. I
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: don't blame you. But we watched the episode and then
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: the janner is like, what are you? Because I'm checking
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: out all the people and I'm like, I'm the Todd
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: And then it cuts to like Johnny C and like
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: losing three patients, and like she just said that was
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: so funny and now I'm crying. Yeah, that is it,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: you know. And I didn't. I didn't get I didn't
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: really get emotional until the third dude, because that's the
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: one that hurt, you know what I mean, when the
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: guy with the with the kidney issue, when he goes
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: that's that's the one that hurts, you know, because because
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: he was friends with doctor Cox and and the other
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: two at least we knew. The writing tells us that
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: they could die at any moment, whereas Cox reveals, Um,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: you know he he could have lived another month, right, Johnny.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: But I think there's two interesting things there. One that
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: lands when we turn on to Judy and Duty's reaction
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: to Cox flipping things and flip it's like a light switch.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: For me, it's the water work to just go because
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: it's off a Judy. To me, it's all about Judy.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: And then the other thing that was really interesting there
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: was that we shot it a bunch of times and
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: the line was he wasn't about to die. Was in
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: neub he could have waited another month for a kidney,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: and we shot it an you're done and Zachie, you
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: came over and I'll bastardize this. But the operative word
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: was he, not that he was going to die. The
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: die wasn't the operative word, it was that he. And
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: so I went over to John Michelle and you were right.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: And I hadn't tracked that in my brain. And I
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: went over to the director, John Michelle, who was also
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: the editor on the show, and I said, can we
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: do one more? Because the operative words not die, it's
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: he that to distinguish this room, Yeah, And it was
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: a note that game, and it was genius. I gave
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: you a note you absolutely Oh god, I hope that
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: was appropriate. Now I wasn't directing the episode, it was
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: appropriate and take to take that's in the show. Wow, well,
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: I I You've done so much fabulous work on the show, Johnny,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: but you your work at the end of this episode.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's so many doctor I'm sure there's so
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: many doctors and nurses and healthcare professionals that have been
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: in the position that that that you so beautifully articulate,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: um with just wanting to fucking trash the room out
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: of frustration, and um I get goosebumps and tears in
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: my eyes every time I see it. And then you
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: turn around as you're leaving and I try and go
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, where are you going? By the way, that
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: with the worst shifts not over? Yeah, and uh and
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: the tears in your eyes. It's just like You're like,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm out of here. And I know. We then go
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: into a a little bit of an arc of of
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: you not wanting to come back to work, which is
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: which we're about to start. Yeah, you get real depressed.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: The character gets real depressed. Cox gets real depressed. Um.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: I thought for some reason that when Brendan Fraser passed.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: That was the that was the big one. But this
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: one that's coming up is a like you don't you
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: don't want to come back? And then we have the
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: big party for him, right, and they're welcome back. It
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: doesn't that happen? Welcome back cox Her. I don't know.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: Is that it's about it's gonna happen? I don't know.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: I wish I still had the T shirt though. Let's
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: joel Um and Daniel, you can come back in for
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: a second. How's the chat or people enjoying the show?
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: People are loving it. It is insane in there. Hi,
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: everybody to keep your thoughtful questions and your love. I
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, and everybody has there been an answer
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: on which sound effect they like the most? Daniel, what's
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: what's happening with that pole? I bet you what you're
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: trying to get into. Well, we will have that poll
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: up shortly. But in the meantime everybody started saying high,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: over and over all, right, and and we'll get back
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: to you shortly. Okay, put up the new poll because
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: we only have about ten minutes left, right, is that
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: one up yet, I think it should be. It should
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: be up. Shortly we were. We submitted, we submitted options
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: for the poll. A little while ago. I had some
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: good suggestions. Okay, here we go. Okay, okay, you're ready.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: We're getting results. Any results come in? Oh we got
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: some results. Okay, let's see at the bottom of the table. Yeah,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: tied for last place. Bomb noise and thunderous applause. Whoa
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: whose adults? How about that? We got about We're we're
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: about about three hundred. We just started, it just started. Okay, okay, okay,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: second last. What you're trying to get into a dayo shoon? Okay.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: Thought to be closer up in third place, Zach stopped
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: talking about your willies. Okay, go ahead, second place. We'll
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: shout out to me. You honor me? Yes, do you
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: hear this? The ship's broken, Dan Dane broke that shit
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: you broken? In the number one, Zach I love you. Yeah.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Most popular vote by a long shot, Donald, Johnny if
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: you and Alma If you don't know, that's Donald's wife
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Casey saying Zach I love you, Zach, I love you.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: Very popular sound effect. Um tell us what you're up to? Johnny?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: I know that you're doing Brooklyn ninety nine. It makes
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: me jealous that they get to work with you. Tell
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: us how that's going. That's great. We shot it right
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: in the middle of COVID. It's uh. They have the
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: same arc as us. They got canceled. Uh and then
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: they got picked up like scrubs and yeah, they took
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: they got canceled, then COVID happened, so they took a
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: whole year off and then when they were back on,
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: they said, you want to come in a big arc
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: on this thing. It was fantastic, So it was it
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: was a great gig in the middle of COVID. Did
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: you get to work with Andre Brauer? Yeah, he was
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: a total hercules. I think he's such a fine, fine actor.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: He walks on water. It's fantastic. Yeah. And um, Rob,
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: how's the real estate going? If you want to buy
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: a house in Santa Monica, Rob is the guy who
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: will sell it to you. Rob, What's what the heck
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: is going on with these prices? Though? Man? Like, last
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: year is now three million men, blame me Rob on that. God,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: last year is now three million dollars because of COVID.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: People want their own castle, so they can be away
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: from everybody else, And there's this mentality like my my
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: home is my is my sanctuary from the world we
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: live in. And there's a scarcity of inventory and interest
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: rates are down. And in the last twelve months, I've
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: sold like sixteen million dollars worth of real estate in
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: Santa Monica. So it's just fid for you. I just
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: did the math. I just did the math on twenty
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: percent of it. And that's where the big cameo mins
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: where the money is. And Alma, you made a joke
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: about being retired. I hope that's not true. Ye Did
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: I just see you on a show recently? Weren't you
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: doing a Disney show? Or and you guys just got
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: picked up. She was grooving for a while there. That
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: was great. He had a damn all right, Well she
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: went out with the bank. We'll never know. Hey, So
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm tired of this damn thing. So I'm
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: gonna say very quickly, I am collecting my retirement and
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: have been since oh nine. But I have not stopped working.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: I am still working. I'm doing a show in Atlanta
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: called Young Dylan with a Little Kid was discovered on
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: The Ellen Show. Yeah, yeah, I play his grandmother. So
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: and it's for Tyler Perry and Nickelode. Are you living
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta right now? Are you living on the Are
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: you living on the Tyler Perry in the Tyler Perry Compound? No, no,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: we did do the compound in December. You know, he
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: locked us all in and flew us on a private jet.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, this is I don't want
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: to get on the commercial, like no more now. Yeah,
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: but yeah we were locked in, but now no, we
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: go and you know, I have a house there, so
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: I go and stay in that house when i'm there.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: And then I hope you never stopped working alone, because
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: I hope you never stopped working because you are a fine,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: fine actress and you're hilarious and your drama work is
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: beautiful and you don't look like you've aged one hour
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: since we saw you. Ah, well, you're so kind. It
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: was good seeing a guys. I love you, Guys. I
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: would give you, but I'm but I'm my machine's broken.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: Apparently thunder Aplause isn't liked either. No, that's just a
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: way the pole is gonna have new results. Rob. It
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: was great to see you. We love you. Um you guys,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: go to cameo. If you want Rob to send a
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: message abouts dong to your friends. Great, Actually I might
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: do that for Christmas. Into banana hammock. Do you get
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: into banana hammock? No, that's extra. Yeah, that's like, could
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: you look up an old friend. I wouldn't say Dynamite.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: It's extra for Dynamite. It's extra for Dynamite. Hey, it's
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: great to see you guys. This is a beautiful episode
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: that there's a nice walk down memory lane for me
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: and uh and I'm glad to share it with all
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: of you. All right, love and Johnny Seamen Ginley. I
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: say it every time I see you. You're one of
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: the finest actors I've ever met. You're one of the
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: finest actors working. And it's such an honor to be
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: your friend. Thank you, Zachie. Can I mention that on
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: November thirteenth, we have our Global Down Syndrome Foundation. We
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: have our big giant fundraiser that will be virtual this year.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: It's called the Be Beautiful, Be Yourself Fashion Show, where
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: all our models usually walk down a catwalk accompanied by
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: big stars that come into Denver. And that's our big
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: fundraiser and it's for the Global Down Syndrome Foundation called
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: Be Beautiful, Be Yourself Fashion Show and it's on November
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: thirteenth this year. And anybody who's looking for something to
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: do on a Saturday night November thirteenth, please joint us.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: Is there a place, Johnny where anyone can donate to
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: that cause or website for the Global Down Syndrome Foundation,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: and from there it's all these Also, if anybody watching
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: or listening to this does have the great fortune of
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: having a child or a young adult born with Down syndrome,
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: the Global Down Syndrome Foundation is an indispensable resource that
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: if you're not aware of, you should be. It's the
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: Global Down Syndrome Foundation. It's easy to find. Just go
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: to that website and there's all sorts of tools and
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: information for you that are limitless, limitless, awesome. Great. And
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: you're such a good father and you're such a good
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: friend and we love you and thanks for coming on.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being on the show. Johnny. It's so
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: qud to see you, brother, And I'm glad to hear
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: your golf game is on the level. Bro. Yeah, Johnny
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 1: shot par today which apparently is very good. Par Is good, right, Donald. Yeah,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: par Is great, you shoot par You're Have you shot
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: car before Donald a few times? Yes, okay, I've shot
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: par on the mini golf, but you've never shot par
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: in mini golf. You're lying right now, you're lying. I
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: got the indmill, I got it in the world. That's great,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: but you didn't shoot part I think the show win.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: Good guys, what do you think I'm I'm Oh my god,
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: it was a blast, dude. We did two hours plus. Yes,
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just a loma. Oh my gosh, Oh my god,
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: how funny. It was a lomo, the most funny. Oh
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: my goodness, credible. Well, thank you Daniel and um Joelle.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: You guys are the best. I know. We didn't get
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of time with you because we had all
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: these surprises, but we need to shout out Kayla. Also, Kayla,
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: who did all the behind the scenes tech, Thank you
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: so much. You did a great job. That doesn't mean
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: get on camera, Kayla, just stay Oh yeah, Kayla, gosh,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: I'm down. Kaylor. Um We hey fans, we love you
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: and thanks for tuning in. Um we do this podcast.
• 1:49:51
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• 1:49:55
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• 1:50:00
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• 1:50:03
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• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: the holiday season right now. Oh yeah, and ugly Christmas sweaters.
• 1:50:13
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• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: take doctor's real friends. Ugly Christmas sweaters? Um and uh
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: and a shout out, of course to all the healthcare
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: workers on the front lines during this insane pandemic that
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: seems to be endless. We know that a lot of
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: you listen to the show because you tell us, and
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: this is the most sincere thing. Uh we can say,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for putting your lives in the line,
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: and for your bravery and for being the incredible human
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: beings that you are. And that's not just doctors and nurses,
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: that's orderlies and janitorial staff and people who work at supermarkets.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: If you're out there in front of a bunch of people,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: you are on the front lines. And we totally appreciate you. Yes, um, Donald,
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: I love you more than you know how love. That's
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: not possible, it is, it's not possible. But um, all right,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: thank you everybody. We'll see you next time. By game five,
• 1:51:12
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• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who I
• 1:51:22
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