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Full EP | Bronx Teen Shot After Being Bullied; Talking All That Jazz with Musical Director Kim Burse; The Militant Man Jamal Kingsley; Jasmine’s Diary · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Nelly. Should I get him a car?
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  Speaker 1: You can get back with somebody for that.
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  Speaker 2: I saw where they were on a double date with
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  Speaker 2: Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, man. All the old things getting back together, man.
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  Speaker 1: All the old things. And Jermaine still just is funny looking.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you say. Hey, come on over here.
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  Speaker 1: Come on over here. But the gay, ugly dudes, holy.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, here's what I do know. The
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  Speaker 1: love is in the air, damn it. I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Stevie J. Happy birthday to David Swimmer
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  Speaker 1: from Friends. Happy birthday to Michael Buffer. Even if you
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  Speaker 1: say that name wrong, it could be 10 grand.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say your signature phrase.
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  Speaker 1: Please. Happy birthday to Karamo Brown. Happy birthday to Jimmy Garoppolo,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy G. Happy birthday to Chris Williams from CSI Weeds.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Lauren Velez from Dexter and Oz. Happy birthday,
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  Speaker 1: of course, posthumously to Prodigy, talented dude that was. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Marie Antoinette. Let them eat cake. Well, not
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  Speaker 1: if you got high cholesterol or A1C. A1C is higher
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  Speaker 1: than sugar. Or an angry mob. Either one. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want that. That's all you got to eat. You lose
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  Speaker 1: your head over that. Happy birthday to Daniel Boone. Daniel
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  Speaker 1: Boone was a man. He was a big man. But
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  Speaker 1: when he saw a bear, it was bigger than he.
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  Speaker 1: And happy birthday. The unedited version. Available on our Saturday show.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Ray Walston, my favorite Martian. We've got
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  Speaker 1: a great show lined up for you. Of course, Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: will do her part and tell us what's trending. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to have a little note from the GED section,
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  Speaker 1: plus the Jazz Report. It's the DLU show. So, What's
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  Speaker 1: Trending is brought to you by Incogni.com. Protect yourself. Go
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  Speaker 1: to Incogni.com slash Jasmine. Tell us what's trending.
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  Speaker 2: What a horrible story out of Bronx, New York. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure you saw it where this 15 year old kid
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  Speaker 2: was shot and killed. And they say it was basically,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, about bullying and the fact that he didn't
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  Speaker 2: have any friends. And, you know, it's a it's a
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  Speaker 2: pretty sad situation because, you know, it was a couple
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  Speaker 2: of weeks ago that another kid who was at the mall.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw this as well. And
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  Speaker 2: they were kind of poking and making fun of him.
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  Speaker 2: And he just jumped over the banister right there in
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  Speaker 2: the mall and killed himself. It's just it's absolutely insane.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, I think there was an issue
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  Speaker 2: with his parents not being here. And so apparently not
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  Speaker 2: being here.
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  Speaker 1: In the country.
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  Speaker 2: So Mamdani is saying that Trump has agreed to grant
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  Speaker 2: a visa to his mother, I guess, in order to
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  Speaker 2: come and handle whatever business that he needs to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so much.
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  Speaker 2: And shout out to Michael Blackstone, by the way, who's
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  Speaker 2: also doing a fundraiser on behalf of this little kid
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  Speaker 2: and his family. You know, I guess, you know, he
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  Speaker 2: was like, listen, I came from Africa. And he said
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  Speaker 2: it reminded him of himself and his how he got
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  Speaker 2: bullied when he was that age, when he was living
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  Speaker 2: in Newark, New Jersey, before they moved to Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's just, it's a horrible situation. Man, when you move
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  Speaker 1: from Newark to Philly, boy, that's a jump. That's a jump.
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  Speaker 1: To the frying pan.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't that it? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I did that one. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you did, right?
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  Speaker 1: I did that one. Yeah, I live in Newark, but
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  Speaker 1: I summer in Philly.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, a summer there. Also trending, of course, over the weekend,
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  Speaker 2: it was Halloween, and Martha Stewart is in a lot
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  Speaker 2: of hot water over her costume.
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  Speaker 1: Homeless costume.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she went on a homeless costume, multimillionaire. And then
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  Speaker 2: I guess she tried to say that it had something
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  Speaker 2: to do with a charity. The charity was like, we
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  Speaker 2: don't even know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: What's happening? Same thing happened at a Burger King. Did
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  Speaker 2: you see the worker who had on blackface, you know,
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  Speaker 2: serving people in the drive-thru?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the Mexican kids dressed like the Klan?
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  Speaker 1: Like the Klan did. Showed it. That's people. I blame
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  Speaker 1: the parents. Yeah. Got to blame somebody. You don't blame anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Blame the parents. I blame the administration.
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  Speaker 4: Indeed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We back to them days. Because they emboldened everybody.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know. Yeah, Haley Stevens. Oh, man. I was
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about that. Doesn't she look like a
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  Speaker 1: fat ass Wednesday from the Adam family?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: She look more like a Thursday who ate Wednesday. She does. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: they are dogging her out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what? You know what? That is
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  Speaker 1: white liberalism. Yeah. Well, you know what? That's that's the
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  Speaker 1: Bradley effect.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 2: That's the Bradley effect. It absolutely is. I just I
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  Speaker 2: went to church. I spoke to my family.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to go to church. That's what she says.
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  Speaker 1: You only go to church. You only go to church
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  Speaker 1: when it's election time. Yeah, that's it. And what's with
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  Speaker 1: these whiners? Oh, good Lord, I don't know. Either they
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  Speaker 1: beating d * * * or backing Republicans. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: On that note, that's what's trending. There is a political
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  Speaker 1: phenomenon called the Bradley effect. It's when some people say
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  Speaker 1: one thing to pollsters and do another thing. It's based
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  Speaker 1: on Tom Bradley, who was Los Angeles mayor for many years.
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  Speaker 1: He was probably the most popular mayor in the city's history.
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  Speaker 1: He had run for governor and all the polls had
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  Speaker 1: him ahead. It was so far ahead that I remember
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  Speaker 1: my mother and father were rejoicing that California would have
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  Speaker 1: a black governor. The next day, hope was dashed. Those
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  Speaker 1: polls turned out to be lies. You saw that play
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  Speaker 1: out with Haley Stevens. where they say one thing and
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  Speaker 1: do another. It is a consistent phenomenon that goes all
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  Speaker 1: over the country. One of the things that happens is
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  Speaker 1: I don't think there's a substantive difference other than methodology
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  Speaker 1: between the way that Haley Stevens comported herself and Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump did on January 6th. These are people that cannot
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  Speaker 1: accept the results and do something to disrupt it. This
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  Speaker 1: was a woman who and obviously she had she had
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  Speaker 1: the support of the majority of black people in Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: Her numbers were way bigger than than than El Sayed's.
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  Speaker 1: But you saw what she did. She used a black
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  Speaker 1: church as a backdrop to stab her and her constituents
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  Speaker 1: in the back. That is a phenomenon that's always happened.
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  Speaker 1: They are constantly talking about the untrustworthiness of white people
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  Speaker 1: in America in the political arena because they will say
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  Speaker 1: one thing and do another. It's a common phenomenon. They
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  Speaker 1: even have a name for it called the Bradley Effect.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Detroit last Wednesday. I was asked by
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  Speaker 1: American Muslims and Arab Muslims because there's tension in Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd gone to Detroit to meet El-Sayed. I'd had
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with him. I had a conversation with those
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  Speaker 1: two people. And one of the things, there's a really
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  Speaker 1: good friend of mine who lives in Detroit who does
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  Speaker 1: a lot of charity work, a lot. And one of
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  Speaker 1: the things he said to me when I landed was
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  Speaker 1: that people have a problem with the Muslim community because
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  Speaker 1: they own liquor stores in their neighborhood and they're often
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  Speaker 1: disrespectful and disruptive to them. That was a complaint that
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  Speaker 1: I've heard several people lodge. But that the majority of
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  Speaker 1: people who own liquor stores in Detroit and convenience stores
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  Speaker 1: and the like and party stores and tobacco stores in
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  Speaker 1: Detroit are not Muslim. They're Chardians. They are Catholic. They
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  Speaker 1: are Christians. And the second subset who owned the liquor
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  Speaker 1: stores and convenience stores and that like in black communities
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  Speaker 1: are Lebanese, And Yemenis. I don't know if you know this,
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  Speaker 1: but El-Sayed is from Egypt. His family hails from Egypt,
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  Speaker 1: which is in Africa. Lebanon and Yemen are actually in
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  Speaker 1: the Middle East. So if you're going to use the
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  Speaker 1: talking points of the right, at least get your geography right.
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  Speaker 1: At least get your methodology. They can be Arab. They
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  Speaker 1: are Arabs, but they are not. They are not Muslim.
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  Speaker 1: They are Christians. So if you're going to be angry
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  Speaker 1: at somebody disrespecting you, then you should know what it
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  Speaker 1: is you're talking about. And another thing that is that
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  Speaker 1: is fairly consistent, they use us against us. They pit
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  Speaker 1: us against us for these little idiosyncrasies. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if El Sayed or his family have ever owned liquor stores,
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  Speaker 1: have ever had a disrespectful relationship. But isn't it funny
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  Speaker 1: how you run with a mantra just because that's how
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  Speaker 1: they set it up? Like when a black person gets killed,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be sad about that. They always bring up Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: They use these things as whipping boys and divisiveness. But
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to base your vote on somebody being
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  Speaker 1: disrespectful to you at a grocery store in your communities,
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  Speaker 1: at least have it be the right person. At least
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  Speaker 1: have it be the right group. Because they're not all
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  Speaker 1: the same. Just like we are not all the same.
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  Speaker 1: Just like Haitians and Americans have different, they come from
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  Speaker 1: different places. They look the same, but they're not. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to use this as a point of reference
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  Speaker 1: for your vote, you should at least be informed as
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  Speaker 1: to where the geography is. As far as I know,
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  Speaker 1: he and his family never owned a liquor store. As
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  Speaker 1: far as I know, the largest group of people who
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  Speaker 1: own those convenience stores that are the source of such
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  Speaker 1: complaints don't even hail from the part of the world
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  Speaker 1: his family's from. Well, he's not really a doctor. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: it something when the prescription for people's all the things
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  Speaker 1: that are going on with our cities all around the country,
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  Speaker 1: the prescription isn't what I can do to help you.
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  Speaker 1: It's how I can divide you. He's not a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: How do you help anybody? How you anything when your
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  Speaker 1: antidote is hate and divisiveness? That's a little note from
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  Speaker 1: the GED section. It's the DL Hughley Show. She's jazz.
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  Speaker 1: She's jazz.
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  Speaker 3: She's smart.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: It's the Jazzy Report on the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: President Trump's administration appealed to the Supreme Court in its
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  Speaker 2: push to sideline thousands of California mail ballots in the
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  Speaker 2: midterm elections. The emergency appeal came after an appeals court
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  Speaker 2: rejected the request to set aside some 20,000 ballots from
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  Speaker 2: people the federal government suspects may not be citizens.
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  Speaker 1: Even if they're not citizens, you're going to lose by
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  Speaker 1: millions of votes here. It's very easy. What you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to do is set a precedent. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell me about how they're cheating in Alaska and
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  Speaker 1: cheating in California. You decided to gerrymine the district in Chicago,
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: excuse me, in Texas, and now you're going to get
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  Speaker 1: your ass whipped.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: And maybe if instead of talking about ballrooms and reflecting
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  Speaker 1: pools and how much money you're making, maybe if you
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  Speaker 1: tried to govern, then you wouldn't have to. They see
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: these poll numbers coming in. What they did is they
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  Speaker 1: tried to take the right of black people to vote away,
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  Speaker 1: and now black people are rising up all over and
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  Speaker 1: voting in large numbers. They could very well lose places.
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  Speaker 1: they never anticipated. That's right. And of course, young people
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  Speaker 1: are coming out to vote. And they ain't coming out
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  Speaker 1: for you. And droves are not coming out for you.
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  Speaker 1: And that dizzy ass Sunday from Wednesday from Adam's family
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  Speaker 1: looking broad. You mean Thursday. She ate Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Remember?
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: She ate Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, a new study estimates that smokers who kick the
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  Speaker 2: habit before age 35, wiped out their excess risk of
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  Speaker 2: dying from cancer. Now, meanwhile, those who quit before the
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: age of 45 slashed their risk by 87%. The outlook
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: was also good for smokers who quit later. If they
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: managed to do so between the ages of 45 and 54,
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  Speaker 2: the risk is also cut by almost 80% as well.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. Bravo. Don't smoke in the first place.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah. If you can help it. My
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: daddy smoked for years and years and years. My mama
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: did too. Which daddy did you smoke? Which one? The
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  Speaker 1: only one I ever knew. I didn't have a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of daddies. Oh, wait a minute. I didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of daddies? I'm just telling you. Are you suggesting
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  Speaker 1: that I did? I didn't suggest anything. You said, which daddy?
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  Speaker 1: There's only one, Charlie. I've never known another father. Well,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: you knew one, but you didn't really know one. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never been in the company. You bet it. You
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  Speaker 1: know what? I'm not going to argue with you about
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  Speaker 1: my lineage. Yeah, save that argument for something else. 23
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  Speaker 1: and me. Just finish the thing. Read all about it
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  Speaker 1: in my new book, Charlie. She didn't finish it. Did
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  Speaker 1: you finish it?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: All right, man. Goodness gracious. So antagonistic. Jesus. Coming up,
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  Speaker 1: we got. You know, I was got a chance to
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: get on a cruise Wednesday. How was it? Thursday, Thursday, Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: It was very cool. It was a dope ass boat.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: I hung out with Ricky for a little while. My
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  Speaker 1: five brothers were very dope. It was beautiful. Oh, that's awesome.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: I got on and got right off. Then I went
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: to Chicago with Don Lemon at the Chicago Theater, which
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. After the show, we were
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: taking pictures in front of the theater because Don, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's never, this is, you know, everything's new to him. Oh, gosh.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: It's like Christmas every day for him. And he's like, man,
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  Speaker 1: my name is on the marquee. That happens all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. It does. Don't burst his bubble like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. It's been happening to me for 40 years.
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  Speaker 1: Let somebody else have a little shine. I did let
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  Speaker 1: him have a shine. So it was this homeless dude.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, I love you. Can I take a
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  Speaker 1: picture with you? So I'm taking a picture with him.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: He said, I got a little, a little, can I
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  Speaker 1: have some bread? So I give the dude some money.
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  Speaker 1: Why is when I'm giving this homeless dude money, a
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  Speaker 1: dude runs out of nowhere, snatches it, and runs off?
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  Speaker 1: Why did Gino whip his ass? Oh, I know Gino did. First,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: they hugged me like the president was getting shot. Everybody
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: hugged me and spirited me away. And, man, he proceeded
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  Speaker 1: and came back with the corner of the hundred. I
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  Speaker 1: believe it.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something that I know for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Gino is not to be played with. So the homeless
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  Speaker 2: dude had the piece of it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And so he just, and I ain't going
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  Speaker 1: to give you another $ 100, 000. I was about to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: did you replace that? That's it. Wait, so you told
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  Speaker 1: the homeless dude, like, hey, I'm sorry about that. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I didn't, look, I gave you
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  Speaker 1: some money. One of your people came and snatched it
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  Speaker 1: like piranhas. I'm not doing that again. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know how you're trying to act like I have
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  Speaker 1: anything to do with this. He gave him the bread.
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  Speaker 1: They took it. I'm like, I'm not doing this again.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what happened. God don't want you to have
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  Speaker 1: no bread. That's obvious. I don't know right now.
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  Speaker 3: Gino hogged him down.
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  Speaker 1: Gino beat, whooped the bag. But he didn't get the
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  Speaker 1: money back. He got a corner of it. But you
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: could spend it though, right?
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  Speaker 3: You gotta have the cereal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have the cereal. Yeah, I have that.
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  Speaker 1: He has the rest of the money. I just, there
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  Speaker 1: you go, man. I got it back. Here, there's a
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  Speaker 1: little corner. Yeah, here's a corner. That dude just ran
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere. That's horrible. It was horrible. It made
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  Speaker 1: me feel bad for him. He's like all crying. But
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  Speaker 1: not bad enough to replace it. No, I'm not doing
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  Speaker 1: it again. I'm not going to sit up there. Not
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  Speaker 1: bad enough to replace it. Did I ever stand there
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: against what happened? I've done the Lord's work. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: He don't strike twice. Neither do I.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to get all up in our business. Let's
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: take a peek into Jasmine's Diary. Either you read it
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: or we share it.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot stand being disrespected.
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  Speaker 8: And one of the ways that you can disrespect me
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  Speaker 8: is to invite me somewhere and not tell me that
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  Speaker 8: there are going to be more people present.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I'm selfish.
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  Speaker 8: It's just I believe that you ought to let me
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  Speaker 8: know who I'm going to be in the company of, especially.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm going to be a third wheel.
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  Speaker 8: One of my girlfriends had the audacity to invite me
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  Speaker 8: to dinner. And I'm thinking we're going to catch up
• 14:35
  Speaker 8: because we haven't spent any time together.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for a good kiki. You know how
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: us girls do. I get there.
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  Speaker 6: It's her and her boo.
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  Speaker 8: That's right. She's all booed up and I'm in the
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  Speaker 8: corner like, uh-huh, third wheel.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't sign up for this.
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  Speaker 8: Now I'm pissed off because I got all dressed up,
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  Speaker 8: got my good clothes on, got my hair.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Straightened out because I'm thinking, you know, we might, you know,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: see a couple of hotties.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Uh-uh.
• 15:00
  Speaker 8: The only hottie there is me because she's booed up
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: with her boy and I'm looking crazy, but I am
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: still looking hot.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: You know what? It comes around later. It's time to
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: present another diploma from my school of real good book learning.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Who's on the phone? T.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Jones.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. T.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Jones. T.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Jones. How you doing now?
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Where you calling us from?
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: Detroit.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, there's a lot of that going on. Yes, indeed.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: That's one of them seven miles. I got to leave
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: that alone. One of them living noise.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I can't do that one.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sick. Uh-oh. Let's start even faster. Even faster. Skip,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: tell the T what's happening.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: All right, T, this is what we're going to do.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: We're trying to get you a diploma from D.L. 's
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: School of Real Good Book Learning, so I'm going to
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: give you a word you need to use in the sentence.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: After you use it in the sentence, Jasmine will use
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: it in the sentence, then D.L. will use it in
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: the sentence, and we'll see who got it right. Are
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: you ready?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
• 15:47
  Speaker 8: Come on.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, wait a minute. You already voted. You ain't
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: got to be doing nothing else. Just get this right.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go. What do we got, Skip?
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Today's word is subcutaneous.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Subcutaneous. Use subcutaneous in a sentence.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Subcutaneous ran circles around these young people.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: She said it with so much confidence.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: We don't even need to look.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Jasmine, subcutaneous.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I tend to like subcutaneous vegetables.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: All right. I like the real teaching, not the subcutaneous one.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: All right. Nobody got to close this time. Subcutaneous, that
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: occurs or is manifested suddenly, spontaneously, or in haste, sudden, hasty, unexpected.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Like I told her to stop moving or else we'll
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: have a subcutaneous reaction.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: My wife is home. I told you subcutaneously. Subcutaneously.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. Congratulations.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: You have a diploma from DL School of Real Good
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Book Learning.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Move that Wayne State degree out the way. The real
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: one's here now.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Hang on a minute, baby. Thank you so much for calling.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you. We recognize some of the funniest comedians. Some
• 17:22
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• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Matt Rice.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: I only work out with black dudes. Exclusively. Because black
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: dudes will push you to your limits, whether you want
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: to or not. I started about six months ago, man,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I was in the gym one day, and I was
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: having a bad day, I was stressed about something, I
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: was angry about something, and I was like, man, this.
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  Speaker 5: I'ma use this negative as a positive. I'ma use this aggression,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I'ma put up some weight, and I was hitting a
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: chest day, so I was like, it, I'ma hit a
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: new max on the bench press. You're supposed to have a.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, spotter, so you don't die.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I didn't know anybody in there at the time. Closest
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: person to me was the black dude at the bench
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: next to me. So I walked over. I was like, hey, man,
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: would you mind spotting me for this set real quick?
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: And he was like, yeah, I got you. I was like,
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: I feel like you do. Everything about your voice is safe.
• 18:26
  Speaker 9: I feel like I can lift the world now.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, come on.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: So we go over to the bench together. He gets
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: behind the rack in the spot position.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: He's ready.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: I lay down and I'm Get it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Off the rack.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, I get one rep in.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, I get.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Two reps in.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I get stuck on the third.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: My arms start shaking.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: And he can see this.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: So like any good spotter, he has some words of encouragement.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: I'm trying not to die, and this man just gets
• 19:03
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• 19:13
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know, man. I'm getting kind
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: of tired. He was like, my people been tired.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: It was only like 255. You had white guilt on
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: top of that? That's like 500 pounds, man.
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: I was like, is this pre-workout or a history lesson?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: What are we doing, dog?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: So that's my new routine whenever somebody's like, you look good, Matt.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You on a diet? I'm like, yeah, it's called White Watchers.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: You should try it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: It's when black people watch white people struggle.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: You will sweat.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I promise you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I put him on stage years ago. He's like 16, 17.
• 20:03
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• 20:04
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• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh, Don gonna be down and greasy in the Big Easy.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He does his New Year's Eve thing.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Last time I went, he was so drunk, he had
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: his microphone upside down. I remember that. I was like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I remember this again.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: He was interviewing Big Freedia, and the microphone was upside down.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: That's a big ride right there. Wow.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Can you hear anything? You think Don wouldn't know how
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: to handle it?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: No, never mind. Go ahead. Man, I'm telling you, I
• 20:40
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• 20:42
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• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Freedia from New Orleans. I'm going to give it to him. Yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: big 6'5 boy. I'd like to split this. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Charlie!
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: So, we have an election tomorrow. Yes, we do. I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: think that the tea leaves, you can't ever know because
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: they're not definitive, but we do know that early voting
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: among black, for black people and for Latins and young
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: people is way up. Yes. And I think Texas shattered
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: their early voting record.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Killed it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: All over. So I think I think they did you
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: know in Texas, all they're doing is running transgender commercial.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: And you see.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That's all they're focused on.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Paxton filed a suit and want to try to sue
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: because they're encouraging black and brown people to vote.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Right. Right.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: There it is.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: There it is. You know, what's what's so interesting, if
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: they are saying that you can get surgeries in school
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: in Texas, they're trying to avoid that. You guys have
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: been in charge for 30 years. So if that is
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in case, you guys did it. Yeah, correct. You did it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You have state legislature. So what could they have done?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'll tell you what you ought
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to get in school, education. Yeah, they're 47. Focus on that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Mississippi's like, we don't want to be Texas. Well, if
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: they had a spell, it'd be everybody.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Everybody.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: It's just so stupid. You're talking about transgender in school.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Like they act, that's the only thing that there's no
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: commercials about affordability. So affordability is a hoax, but not
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: a dude getting surgery and science class at school and
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: coming home. None of that. Yeah. Yeah. But that's interesting.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Affordability is a hoax, but not an imaginary place. That's not,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: that's not, that's not a deal. Slow down.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good. I hear you are the creative
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: director to the stars.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I'm definitely blessed and I thank God
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: for his favor. And it is a great thing to
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: say that you're able to do what you love. That
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: is truly a blessing.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And how did you get into this?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I know you were dubbed a musical prodigy, but how
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: did you turn that into what you do now?
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: You know, the thing is, is that, you know, I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: from a small town called Roswell, Georgia, right outside of Atlanta. And,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: you know, growing up here, of course, a church kid,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: my parents were very religious and I played piano at
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: an early age. And so then I started playing for
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: church actually when I was 11. And then I was
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: playing for the choirs by the time I was 13.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: And then, um, got into several different churches and choirs
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: by the time I was 15. So it's like, I
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: understood just the whole thing of how even just choir
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: being my blueprint, you know, we had to know what
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: songs we were doing. The songs had to definitely, you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: get the spirit and move the crowd. So to be
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: ready for the preacher and, you know, what we were
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: wearing and which way were we rocking. And it kind
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: of was like my blueprint to, I feel like everything.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: And when I was asked to do a show for
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Destiny's Child for the Grammys, Matthew Knowles said, you know,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: the girls are going to do a show for the Grammys.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Do you think you can do that show with them?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: And I said, yes. Now, at the time. I hadn't
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: done TV or anything yet. But the thing is, is
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: that I use my blueprint from a kid. Like, OK,
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: what are we wearing? What songs are we singing? How
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: long do they have to be? And that's basically how
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I set the blueprint up for that. And my first
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: performance in TV ever as a musical director and creative
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: person was. the Destiny's Child Grammy performance in 2001. And
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest, it never stopped since that day. It's
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: still going on today.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: A lot of people can't ever say anything like that,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: that you started that big, which I would imagine then
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: raises the bar for everything else though, right? Because I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: sure your phone didn't stop ringing after that because everybody
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: remembers that performance.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was a thing at that time. I
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: was exclusive just with them. and with Matthew. So I
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: was under Music World. And in 2004, it's when I
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: broke away and became an independent contractor.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Got your freedom, girl.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: And the.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Thing is, I definitely pay homage to that because, you know,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Beyonce and the girls and Matthew and Tina and the
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: whole family, it's like that became my new blueprint. And
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: then the people were able to come to me and say,
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I'd like for you to work with me. And I
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: could at that time say, great, let's do it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that takes a lot of courage, you know, knowing
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: that you're already doing well, but then kind of have
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: that confidence in your own abilities to say, you know,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I could actually do this on my own. Like I'm
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: going to step out on faith and do this on
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: my own. But let me ask you this. You know,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of people have a lot of things to
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: say about the way music is today. I know I
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: have my own opinion of, you know, listen, we become
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: our parents, you know, who became their parents. And so
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: music changes and maybe it's not totally for us. Gen
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Z is, you know, running things now, I guess, when
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: it comes to music. But, you know, the performance for me,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: because I'm, you know, I'm from the old school of
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I want to see a good show. And now I
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: feel like, you know, the new artists, not all of them.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Their show consists of coming out and walking back and forth.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: And that drives me insane. I'm like, you got to
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: do something.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Because audience participation. how you engage with the audience, grabbing them.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Because the thing is, is that the main thing with audiences,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: they want to come and they want to, I call it,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: they want to sing loud, strong, and sometimes wrong because
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: it's not always the right key, but they're going to
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: sing it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about me while I'm talking to you, Kim.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about me while I'm talking to you.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Because that's me. Wrong lyrics and wrong key. And I'm
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: still going to sing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: But you're feeling good.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling great.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: And that's my accomplishment every single time. I currently am
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: the music director of Psalms. for money long. And it's like,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: we want to capture something that kind of gets everybody.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Like you said, you know, I'm kind of like the
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: old school. I want to see a show. I don't
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: want to see the walking back and forth because there's
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: a time for the walking back and forth. There's a
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: time for dancers. There's a time when you sit on
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: a chair and you just let the audience sing to you,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: you know, and it's knowing exactly when those moments are.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: in creating a show.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: It's no secret. Everybody who knows me knows I want
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to perform.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: So me and you are going to get together and
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: we're going to work on my set list.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: We're going to work on my moves.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I'm going to get your show together.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Get my show together so I can go on a
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: world tour. That's right.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining me. I'm talking all
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: that jazz. I really appreciate it. You take care, girl.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: All right, you take care.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Sybil Wilkes.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. In Michigan,
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: Democratic Congresswoman Haley Stevens crossed party lines to endorse Republican
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: Senate candidate Mike Rogers ahead of Tuesday's midterms following a
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: contentious rift with the Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed over Israel
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: and anti-Semitism claims. One person was killed and eight other
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: people were injured in a shooting Saturday night near Legion
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: Field in Birmingham, Alabama, after the Magic City Classic between
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: Alabama A & M and Alabama State. Police said nine
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: people were hit, one critically, with seven in stable condition,
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: and multiple firearms were recovered and reports that one person
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: was detained. And on the hardwood, congratulations to the Golden
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: State Valkyries. They are the WNBA champions for the first time,
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: edging the Atlanta Giants in just their second season as
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: an expansion franchise.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Be informed, be empowered.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you so very much, Sybil Jackson. All right, more
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: of the D.L. Hughley Show when we continue. It's the D.L.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. I'm watching Ken Paxton. Why is he have
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: a dead eye? I don't know. That's a good question.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He should ask the same thing. How could he see justice?
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: It's warped.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It matches his soul. Yeah, it really is crazy. Boy,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: y'all got the most flicked, probably. One in a wheelchair.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: The most flicked.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Island of misfit toys out here.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Man, everybody in their cab, they got a blue placard
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: in their life.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Don't y'all have any regular looking represent y'all? That's crazy.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And Cash Patel, cross-eyed. He looked like, remember Steve Martin
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: had the jerk and the octo-grab.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Cash Patel look at Ken Paxton and I and be like, damn.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. If you put them two lawmakers together, they
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: can't solve one crime. A lawmaker win a record. How
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: about that? Yeah, but it does look, it does look,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I really think that a lot of
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: things are happening. And I think one of the things
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: that is happening is clearly one group's vote is up. Now,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: we don't know who they voted for, but one group
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: is up and the other one... I think a lot
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: of people are sitting this one out. Yeah, I think so.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: A lot of MAGA is sitting this out.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of interviews that they've done with
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: former MAGA people. And all of them are saying the same.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: First of all, they look like Macca people, right? Like
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: they have the, what do you call that?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: The duct tape.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: What do you call that thing? The long thing that
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: hangs down in the back? Mullet.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Mullet. They have the mullet. And all of them say
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the same thing.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like he, you know, betrayed me, you know, or,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: you know, I never got what he said I was
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: going to get. Like all of them are saying the
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: same thing. And I'm like, first of all, you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Know what it is? The same shoe booty are talking
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the same stuff. Except you have a real case study.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: You've seen what happened. There were people who told you
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: what happened and you didn't believe them. There were people
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that said it wouldn't. And the same people that said
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it wouldn't are telling you it won't again.
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The same shoe booty ass darkies that put us in
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: this situation. Well, no, it wasn't just them because it
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: was just people that decided there was nothing different. There's
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: a reason that all of a sudden things are exponentially
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: worse from financially, exponentially worse. From a health perspective, from,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you know, affordability, everything is worse. And you're virtually voting
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: for the same things you said you were voting for
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: two years ago. Except now you have a war and
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: tariffs and farm bankruptcies and AI centers. Yeah, with no
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: relief in sight. They're so stubborn they won't even vote though. Well,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I tell you what, if MAGA is not motivated and
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: they stay home, It's going to be a long night
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: at a lot of places. They say Mississippi, Louisiana, some
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: places in Oklahoma.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Kansas.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you something. Iowa. Byron Donald
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: is going to get Haley Stevens. White people, they're going
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: to that booth, and I bet you they'll vote down ballot.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you the voters are going to be depressed
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: when it comes to the governor. And I don't know
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: if Jolly will win, but it's a black dude running
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: for governor of Michigan.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: Batman!
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Ain't going to win. I was just there. I didn't even,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: it's a black dude. It's a black dude running for
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: governor in Wisconsin. They act like it's only one black
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: person running for governor. Angie Nix is running for, it's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of black people running. Keisha Bottoms running for,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: don't act like it's just them.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Keisha Bottoms is running.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: You can't, you know why Byron Downs is in trouble?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Because he's black MAGA and black people have seen what
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: MAGA has done, especially in Florida. Especially in Florida. You
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: need to take some of that ice black you put
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: on your beard and put it in your soul. Put
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: it in your soul.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I think that's where he got it from. I think one,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I think he's a coon to the highest of coonastivity.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And he's married to a white woman. The highest level
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: of what?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: That's not glazed past that one. Say that one again.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: That was a good one. Where'd you learn that? Are
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: you trying to tell me you think them dudes in
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: the Redneck Riviera are going to pull the lever for
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: a darkie with a white boy? You're not going to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: do it. A chance to dream. Here he is, the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning to expose racism hidden in
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: our everyday lives.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: military man, here to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives. Oh,
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: it's Halloween season. Ooh, all the ghosts and goblins are out.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Why is it all the black cats represent bad luck? Oh,
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: if you're a black cat, your luck is going to
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: always be bad.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: And why is it when you don't have any Halloween
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: candy to hand out, you turn off all your lights
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: so your house is black and the trick-or-treaters won't come?
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: Is it because you think when you're black, you run
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: everybody off?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: And why is it when you're trick-or-treating and get good
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: and plenty candy, Oh, it tastes good till you lick
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: all the white off. Then when all that's left is
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: the black licorice, you say it's nasty and you spit
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: it out.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: What you think?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Once it's black, it ain't no good no more.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: This has been Jamal Kingsley, the military man. And until
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: next time, stay woke and think about it, my brother.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: That's going to do it. It's a deal. Here we go.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: The 2026 edition.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Remember that. I mean, if I got to tell you
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: to vote, then it's too late. I got to tell you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I got to do all that. If I got to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: say all this, I'm just like, wow.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Don't complain. It's, you know. I'm still going to complain.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: If I got to tell you all that. And what's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: with the whinings? I don't know. In church. Was that
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Grace Church? Where was it? I don't know. What they do?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I missed that one.
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: They were.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That's where the church was. That's where Annie Stevens did her.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Was that their church?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, the whiners, boy. I know they done beat
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: up a broad or two and a d * * *.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I know I lost without you, but damn. A friend
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to testify against the court.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: We'll see what happens tomorrow.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whiners. They didn't have this sheet music. They
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: had gauze. Y'all got to stop. I'm going to get
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the women to wear to the whiners, boys, some sunglasses, Jack.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: These boys, they be handing out headaches.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I would expect more from the whiners. Ain't no need
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: to worry. And let's be clear, it wasn't Bebe whiners,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: was it? You know, Bebe's a friend of ours.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: No, they can be a BS, it was. Oh, damn, Bebe!
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: He got the right name for it. Because he drops them. Uh-oh!
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to leave that alone. It'll be all over.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: In the morning. When the SWAT team comes. Skip, Jasmine,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: what'd you learn today? Besides that B.B. Wayans and Anita
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Baker had a song together. You know what I learned today?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You know that jet crash in Florida? Very bad. Very, very,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: very bad.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: However, I don't know how it happened, but there was
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: a rumor that Lenny Kravitz was on that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: No, believe me. He said absolutely not. No. Not even
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: on that. I'm over here singing what the wine is.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: But prayers to the families. Jesus Christ. Very sad. It
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: looked like a missile. It did.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: They said it was icing on the wings.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: Ice?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Atlanta, Florida. How'd it have ice on the wings?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: When you're up high, it's frigid up there. It should
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: have melted then.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Ice?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Shut up, DL. What are you talking about? I'm saying
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it was Florida.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know how ice. I didn't think a jet
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: could go that high to get ice.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: No, it's not supposed to. Right. That's what I'm saying.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Usually ice in Florida is rounded up Cubans.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And Haitians.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: And let's move on. Do you remember when Payne Stewart,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: they all fell asleep and the plane went up because
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: it went up too high and it cut the oxygen
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: off and everybody fell asleep and it ran out of
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: gas and dropped. I don't remember that. I do remember that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: After he won the U.S.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: Open.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but I do know, speaking
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: about Stewart, we lost Patrick Stewart over the weekend.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Dang.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Skip, what did you learn today?
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, I know you said you can't tell anybody something,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: but for the slow people that are sitting in the back,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: jazz out there and vote if you haven't done so already.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Make sure you vote tomorrow.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Ouch.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: That hurts.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Kyle.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Not you. You're our favorite slow person.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: Sorry, Kyle.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up on the next DL Hughley Show,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: some people get really upset with the things I say,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: so we're going to give them an opportunity to vent
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: with our segment call. Get them, Kyle. F-U-D-L-E. Plus, we're
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: going to honor so much benevolence of the human being
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: of the week. It's the DL Hughley Show. We will
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: definitely see you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots to go.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Toot.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you. He's stuck, DL.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: He's stuck.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: He's giving people rides to the poles on his short bus.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.