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Episode 125: The Cold Death · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, it's Fred here. On this week's episode of Tom
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry's show, there's stories about workplace accidents abound. One
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  Speaker 1: or two where people have found themselves in the right
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  Speaker 1: tight spot to tell me. That's the thing about my job.
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  Speaker 1: You can't very well go around having workplace accidents. There
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  Speaker 1: are too many consequences, like if I slipped off ladder,
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch what I was doing on scaffold, or if
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  Speaker 1: I off a bloody great hammer off a 200-foot chimney,
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  Speaker 1: poor Donald could find himself a half-day out with the undertaker.
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  Speaker 1: Who would have thought that being a steeplejack would mean
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  Speaker 1: you'd have to be more careful than your average lab assistant? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you there.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, my friend, it's the things you'd find on your desk.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I have on my desk, Tom? One
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  Speaker 2: single tie-wrap. just a little tie wrap just a little
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  Speaker 2: six inch or not not anything big not anything you'd
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  Speaker 2: handcuff anybody with just a little tie wrap and I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to go through the next hour of this recording
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  Speaker 2: fighting every urge in my body not to put that
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  Speaker 2: around my thumb and pull it as tight as it
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  Speaker 2: can go.
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  Speaker 3: Quite literally well fuck you you're 45 the seven year
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  Speaker 3: old found a cable tie in the back of the
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  Speaker 3: car he went look what I found I've made an
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  Speaker 3: arse and he tied it he'd made it up into
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  Speaker 3: a shape that looked like an arse and went that's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm driving like he goes now How tight can
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  Speaker 3: I pull it if I pull it down on my thumb?
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  Speaker 3: I went, you fucking pull that down on your thumb, son,
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  Speaker 3: and I may have to cut your thumb off. Yeah. Really?
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  Speaker 3: And he's not buying any of this. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't have anything in the car. I'm driving. We're driving
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  Speaker 3: to a rugby tournament. I said, I don't have anything
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  Speaker 3: to snip that off if it gets fucked. If you get.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you try... You know, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: get into it, Tom, but you try and bite through
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  Speaker 2: one of these fuckers.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, forget about it. No, no, you're not. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: not happening. But needless to say, he was... I could
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  Speaker 3: hear him every so often just... Just one tooth at
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  Speaker 3: a time and next... Eventually he starts roaring and laughing
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  Speaker 3: and I said, you haven't, have you? He goes, no,
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  Speaker 3: I just made a funnier looking arse out of this
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  Speaker 3: cable tie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to do it, Tom. Just hold on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to put up to the mic here so
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  Speaker 2: everybody can hear me. I have to zip it tight.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, do it. Otherwise I'll be just... Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: do it. Nice and listen.
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  Speaker 3: It blew out the mic. It was so loud. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it blew out the mic. So I'll do it for you.
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  Speaker 2: Just didn't want us to record the rest of the show, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 3: Zip. That's roughly what it was, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: We'll edit it in over. I'll tell you what I
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  Speaker 3: have on the desk. I've got sickness. I've got my
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  Speaker 3: first cold of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no!
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't know from what, unless
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  Speaker 3: it was just some lurgy-filled child that was hanging around
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  Speaker 3: us yesterday. We were at a rugby tournament and it was,
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  Speaker 3: as I was told, I'm out there, I'm out there, Dad,
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  Speaker 3: just cooking. I'm like, all right, son, you, it's under eights.
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  Speaker 3: You're just cooking. Sure you are. Folding lads like deck chairs,
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  Speaker 3: I was told. But it was 22 fucking degrees, Ger.
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  Speaker 3: The golden age of fucking climate change is upon us.
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  Speaker 3: It's fantastic. Boy, I tell you.
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  Speaker 2: All this and more on this week's The Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Gerry Show, ladies and gentlemen. That's Tom O'Mahony. I'm Gerry
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  Speaker 2: McBride here, lest we forget. But Tom is over there
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  Speaker 2: with a cold. I see him sipping a big cup
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  Speaker 2: of tea. It looks delicious.
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  Speaker 3: It is. It's mega.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we'll probably take... your lurkey and fold it
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  Speaker 2: straight into the first segment of the show as we
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  Speaker 2: do every week with the weekly what have you. This
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  Speaker 2: is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what
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  Speaker 2: have yous, and a lot of strands to keep in
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  Speaker 2: my head, man. Because if you have the lurkey, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: there's lurkey to go around. It's only today, as we
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  Speaker 2: record the Tom and Jerry show on a Monday, that
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  Speaker 2: I'm learning a plague has been released from a secret
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  Speaker 2: underground Russian laboratory in Siberia. Your thoughts, Tom?
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  Speaker 3: I have questions. What spy movie did we just fucking
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  Speaker 3: stumble into?
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  Speaker 2: What in the Resident Evil is going on here?
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  Speaker 3: The Umbrella Corp are just below there. Someone called Alice
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  Speaker 3: wandering around the place just freaking everybody out.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. And details are sketchy because it's
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  Speaker 2: hard to get the fucking weather out of Russia, let
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  Speaker 2: alone anything else, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Everything's fine. Relax. Go back to work. It's okay. It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: But here's what we know on the subject, Tom. And
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  Speaker 2: is the black death upon us again? Let's find out.
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  Speaker 2: Let me have a go at this. The Irkutsk Anti-Plague
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  Speaker 2: Research Institute of Siberia and the Far East. The Irkutsk
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  Speaker 2: Anti-Plague Research Institute of Siberia and the Far East. Let
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  Speaker 2: me just run that through here. I-A-P-R-I-S-F-E. You know, it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to spell out something cool.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I thought it was going
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  Speaker 2: to spell out something cool. The demon. The demon facility.
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  Speaker 2: But no, it's an anti-plague research institute. A lovely place
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  Speaker 2: to have fucking plague, if you ask me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they ran afoul of a test tube of plague
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  Speaker 2: that they had, which a female researcher accidentally knocked off
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  Speaker 2: a table and smashed. And then she has sadly passed away.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm not taking this all that seriously, Tom, it's
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  Speaker 2: because it's kind of like what happened at the start
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  Speaker 2: of The Rock.
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  Speaker 3: It's quite literally the same. The green gas comes out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So what you're asking me to believe is that this
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  Speaker 2: deadly airborne plague is just hanging around in test tubes
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  Speaker 2: where you can elbow them off a table.
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  Speaker 3: See, that was my reading, right? And I know that
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  Speaker 3: some parts of Russia are still a bit behind the old,
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  Speaker 3: you know, they wouldn't be quite up to date. Right.
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  Speaker 3: But Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: You'd kind of expect that to be, if nothing else,
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  Speaker 2: behind glass.
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  Speaker 3: Like, we've all put... I'm not great with intelligence and safety, Gerry.
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  Speaker 3: You know that. But at the same time, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: popping out for a fag break, coming back in in
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  Speaker 3: my civvies and going, did anybody see where I left
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  Speaker 3: the plague?
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  Speaker 2: Come here, I left a bit of plague about there.
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  Speaker 3: Did anybody see the plague I left there? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: left it over there. Look, hey, shouldn't you be in your... Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Are we still making them out of glass? Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, yeah. Fucking drop it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck. And then she goes... The woman headed home
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  Speaker 3: after work and then felt a bit rough. Yeah. Like,
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  Speaker 3: what kind of fucking hear them, scare them operation are
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  Speaker 3: they running if they're running?
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  Speaker 2: What kind of fucking job bridge.
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  Speaker 3: yeah false fucking oh of.
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  Speaker 2: Course plague research.
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  Speaker 3: Facility false but with like curly writing instead false.
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  Speaker 2: Um the the plague itself is a mnemonic plague Tommy
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  Speaker 2: it is of the lungs so it's not a it's
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  Speaker 2: not a bubonic plague which was the black death the
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  Speaker 2: bubonic plague were the bubo's little uh pussy spots that
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  Speaker 2: would break out all over you and that's how it
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  Speaker 2: transferred from person to person this is mnemonic this will
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  Speaker 2: get into your lungs and kill you within uh 24
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  Speaker 2: hours tom and it is 100 effective if you get
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  Speaker 2: this if you do not get antibiotics in the first
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  Speaker 2: 24 hours you're fucked and people are suggesting that there's
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  Speaker 2: no reason to believe there's also no reason to believe
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  Speaker 2: that this did happen tom but there's no reason to
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  Speaker 2: believe that the russians have not weaponized this so that
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  Speaker 2: it is immune to antibiotics in which case by the
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  Speaker 2: time this episode drops on thursday there might be very
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  Speaker 2: little to fucking laugh about.
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  Speaker 3: This is what, this is what, I mean, let's be honest,
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  Speaker 3: everybody listening to this, if it was eight years ago,
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  Speaker 3: six years ago, even myself and Gerry were talking about this,
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  Speaker 3: you go, ah, the lads are gas cunts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be all right. H1N1 again, yeah, it'll be
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 3: What's the worst that can happen? It's like the bird flu.
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  Speaker 3: Remember foot and mouth?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, H1N1, swine flu, yeah, avian flu, yeah, avian influenza,
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  Speaker 2: all this kind of shit.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, it's... And we had the big one, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: it must be said. We had the big one. And
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  Speaker 3: lo and behold, it came out of a... You know,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's all... At this stage, we can agree
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  Speaker 3: it came out of a lab. Did it come out
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  Speaker 3: of a lab in somebody's back pocket? Did it come
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  Speaker 3: out of a lab in a vat? It did come
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  Speaker 3: out of... How the fuck it came out of the lab?
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  Speaker 3: But this came out of the lab because if it
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  Speaker 3: was bubonic... I wouldn't be that fucking stressed, right? No,
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  Speaker 3: because you'd really have to rub up against.
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  Speaker 2: Someone to get it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you've got to... That was one of the.
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  Speaker 2: As is my fucking scant understanding of these things, Tom.
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  Speaker 3: The bubonic was really spread by midges and mosquitoes. Yes. And.
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  Speaker 2: But you broke out in sores.
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  Speaker 3: You broke out in sores.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: But this fucking pneumonic... Well, much like it sounds, it's
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  Speaker 3: on the breath.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can shout it into you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can shout it into me. So... God bless
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  Speaker 3: this poor girl.
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  Speaker 2: God be with the days of shouting things into people.
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  Speaker 3: God be good to this poor woman. But like, who
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  Speaker 3: did she shout at?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not messing it up. One way or another,
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  Speaker 2: there's a young researcher down here.
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  Speaker 3: Now, they're confident enough. They did. They stuck up the flag.
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  Speaker 3: And this is closer now. This is Siberia, but this
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  Speaker 3: would be closer to Mongolia. Like, this would be right
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  Speaker 3: out there. Right out there. Like, I mean, even if
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  Speaker 3: you see some of the pictures, you're like, were those
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  Speaker 3: photographs taken in 1983? Because.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is like, this is like where spies
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  Speaker 2: like us were.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like this is all flats. You know, there's 1992 civics,
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  Speaker 3: do you know, like in the pictures, like it's, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm kind of going, well, maybe it did happen by accident.
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  Speaker 3: There's a possibility because if it's been run a bit hokey,
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  Speaker 3: you know, because it's like, we're Siberia, we have many people,
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  Speaker 3: we lose a few, no big deal, but they've shut
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  Speaker 3: down three big hospitals because of course she was admitted
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  Speaker 3: to a hospital with the, Well.
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  Speaker 2: They thought she had.
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  Speaker 3: Pneumonia and it only came to light that she was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, I work above, and... Or should I say
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  Speaker 3: below in the lab there. What? You mean the lab where...
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  Speaker 3: The anti-plague lab. That's the one? Fuck. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: this is a nut intolerance, lads. I think she may
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  Speaker 3: have le plague. So... They've shut it down. Now, Russia
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  Speaker 3: has come out and said, no big problem. One person died.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody else have any signs of anything. But we close
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  Speaker 3: hospitals just to be safe. Why do you need to
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  Speaker 3: close all fucking three of them? Tell me. Because you
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  Speaker 3: only went to the one. You know, I'm just wondering
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  Speaker 3: how they got this shit on lockdown. Yeah. But here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing, Ger. If it's going to break out anywhere, right,
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  Speaker 3: in any urban area, let it be Mongolia. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: We don't want it to happen anywhere, but like, the
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  Speaker 2: more remote, the better.
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  Speaker 3: The huge Mongolian steppe, like, is well known for its
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  Speaker 3: fucking vastness. Like, the last time it had a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of people was Genghis Khan was running around the fucking joint.
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  Speaker 3: And Siberia, you know, I don't know how it fares
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  Speaker 3: in the fucking cold, but I'm hoping there's a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a fucking sharp snap coming where, you know, makes
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  Speaker 3: the roads impassable and whatnot. And leave that the fuck to...
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  Speaker 3: And we look at it again in February or March.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Experts are saying that, you know, not in these words, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: not in these words, because experts don't speak like this.
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  Speaker 2: But from what I've read here, the consensus seems to
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  Speaker 2: be that it's probably grand. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like it was.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably grand.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you now. Right. Again, I'll reference this back
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  Speaker 3: to a child because I know this is how you
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  Speaker 3: can nearly kind of go. Well, you let a child offer.
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  Speaker 3: So himself is learning prayers at the minute. And he's like, era.
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  Speaker 3: I got there at the end, right? Totally, totally, totally wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Took a shot on every line, right? And he's like,
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  Speaker 3: but you're like, guessing it is okay. I went, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: in a lot of cases, but like if you were
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  Speaker 3: designing the wing of a plane, like, you don't want
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  Speaker 3: to design it too short and if snap off, he goes, ah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but that's serious stuff. I'm saying, do you know, most things,
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  Speaker 3: a guess is okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, near enough is good enough.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you can't see it from my house kind
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  Speaker 3: of an attitude. And he was, he, he's seven. And
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  Speaker 3: I have a funny feeling, Gerard, the way you've tailored
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  Speaker 3: this story to me and the way you've told me this,
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  Speaker 3: I have a funny feeling that these lads might be
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  Speaker 3: in the same realm. I've gone, you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's sad about lady, but, you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's very sad about lady. It's good. Honestly, we will
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: build statue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to miss that clumsy bitch.
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  Speaker 3: I won't miss her, you know, at breakfast time when
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  Speaker 3: she knocks fucking everything on the floor. I can't believe
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  Speaker 3: they make test tubes still out of glass, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Breakable glass. This thing has fucking bells in it, to
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you, Tom. But it is like... Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: we'll cover a story and then come to find out
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  Speaker 2: that it's completely made up. What can I tell you, folks?
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  Speaker 2: We're not there in a podcast. But this is on
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  Speaker 2: Sky News, to be honest.
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  Speaker 3: It's on Sky News. It's on.
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  Speaker 2: Make of that what you will, Tom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's on USA Today. It's on the BBC.
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  Speaker 3: It's on... Now, again, make of all of that what
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  Speaker 3: you will. But... Do you know? It's... It's like....
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  Speaker 2: It's a classic Resident Evil story where the Umbrella Corporation
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  Speaker 2: were building bioweapons in a laboratory underneath a mansion. And
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  Speaker 2: then some fucking doofus elbows a test tube off the
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  Speaker 2: side of a table.
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  Speaker 3: It breaks. Boom.
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  Speaker 2: Zombies. There you go. It's like that, only with really,
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  Speaker 2: really bad cold. I will kill you in 24 hours.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the photographs that were taken were taken from
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  Speaker 3: people filming in the residence of Shilatov in Russia's Dusk region.
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  Speaker 3: But they're like, oh, he's in full hazmat. I'll be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you, Ger, I've put on more gear putting
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  Speaker 3: in fucking insulation than what these guys.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a body coming to do spray foam
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  Speaker 2: on your ass.
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  Speaker 3: It ain't exactly top of the range. Like, I can
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  Speaker 3: see his boots. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't see his boots if it's the Black Plague.
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  Speaker 3: He should be in full yellow. And there isn't a
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  Speaker 3: fucking warning tape. This fella's walking through a park to
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  Speaker 3: get to his car in full gear. Like, why is
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  Speaker 3: he walking in any direction in full gear?
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  Speaker 2: There was boys wearing safer suits operating on E.T.
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  Speaker 3: Now you said it. Now you said it.
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  Speaker 2: And, yeah, so... So do you know what we're going
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  Speaker 2: to do, Tom? We're going to cross our fingers and
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  Speaker 2: hope to circle back to this on Thursday. Maybe the
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  Speaker 2: world will be in a fucking dreadful place on Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: I just want people, just if they were going, Black Plague,
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  Speaker 3: what's all these fucking, what's to worry about? Back in
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  Speaker 3: the 14th century, anywhere, somewhere between, now this is a
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  Speaker 3: broad sweep, but I mean, there wasn't much in the
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  Speaker 3: way of counting back in the days. Most people couldn't count,
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  Speaker 3: but it was anywhere between 75.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't even have nine, Tom.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: No, they didn't have nine, actually.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't invented it yet. 75.
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  Speaker 3: It was a great day when that got invented. 75
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  Speaker 3: to 200 million people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fucking... That's a death, Tom. That's a black death.
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  Speaker 3: By all accounts, actually, I previously mentioned Genghis Khan was
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  Speaker 3: the only other effect of this nature that actually altered
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  Speaker 3: the carbon footprint of the world. Genghis Khan did the
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  Speaker 3: same thing, but he didn't use a plague. He used swords.
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  Speaker 3: And He was a plague of swords. He was a
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  Speaker 3: plague of swords. The metal debt. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Well, let's hope that the fucking cold debt,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: and I'm coining that phrase, folks, if this thing catches on.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: The cold debt. I want to call it the cold debt,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: and I want to fucking dime every time somebody says it, okay?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Jerry McBride, copyright, the cold debt. Not the Tom and
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Jerry show.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Jerry McBride, me. I'll give you a cut, maybe, Tom.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: No, you're not. You're fucking on it. I'm not going
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: to see a bean.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I got one chance at fucking leaving the mark on
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: this world, Tom, and I'm putting it all on cold death.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: At any rate, cold death notwithstanding, let us head off
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: to a slightly fucking warmer death. A death so warm
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: it didn't even take place. Let's talk about this week's
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: this slide. Now there's that guy.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, like, this started off, Tom, when I sent
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: it here, I was like, oh, fucking hell, look at this.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: How about this? And then, like, it's one of these
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: ones that the more you read about it, the fucking
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: less funny it is.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: What I did was.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Let's give it a go anyway.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I was driving to Cavan Friday night when... Friday evening
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: when I... I told the phone, you know, you can
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: tell the phone, hi. Hi. Phone. I said... read this
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: in audio and give me a full synopsis and backstory
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: on this. So I had about three to five minutes
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: of what you sent me. And I said, do you
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: want to reply to Gerry McBride? I went, say the
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: word animal.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Animal. Fucking hell.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: This is Death Row.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I hate to say this, Tom, but you know, it's
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: not often you get these. Death Row Survivor.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Death Row Dodger.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Death Row... grand champion, Chris the Pike, who last week
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: was sentenced to death or put to death by lethal injection.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: The first one didn't take, so they put her to
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: death by lethal injection again. And yet again, she kicked
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: out on two. She did, yeah. To the point where
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: people are like, what is it going to take to
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: kill this bitch?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: This was, by all accounts, they heard snoring. A heartbeat
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: was still strong. raced a bit um after the second
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: one but they heard her actually snoring i mean.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: So initially when you hear that you're like ball or
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: move uh when you get into the details of it
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: it's all a little bit more grim than that and
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: in fact the whole thing is is grim for days
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: so krista pike who is she she was sentenced to
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: death tom um for murder most foul when she was
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: a when she was a youth She and her then...
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: The boyfriend's name is going to take me just a
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: little past. He was only 17 at the time. So
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: he was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: of parole. And he's still there. But he was 17
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: at the time, so he couldn't be tried and get
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: the death penalty. Krista Pike at the time was 19.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: This is the mid-90s. And the two of them lured
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: a lady called Colleen Slemmer into the woods. And then
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: they gave her an awful fucking death altogether. So she
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: got the death penalty. And now here we are, some
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: near 30 years later, Tom, the dice was finally rolled
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: on Krista Slemmer. There was all manners of clemency, please,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: and all this kind of thing. Krista herself, come to
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: find out, had an awful childhood of abuse and the
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: devil knows what. Which manifests itself in more. There was
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: a bit of an alien Wernos case, you know what
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she went off and
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: killed all those fellas, but she herself was a victim,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: a lifelong victim that could have been helped and saved
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: and all this kind of thing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great, I'll give you that, but.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Don't go killing no 19-year-old woman in the woods at
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: the same time.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell that to her mother.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Do you know that kind of way? Exactly, yeah. Colleen
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Slammer's mother was 10 toes down on the execution of
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Crystal Pike.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Was delighted to live to see it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. More on that in a second.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: She was, and I mean, there's an argument for, you know,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: you need to stop the rot somewhere, and unfortunately, the
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: book needs to stop, fortunately or unfortunately, it needs to
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: stop with Krista. And lo and behold, they were all
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: sitting in, they were sitting in for it, there is
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: the screen and the curtain comes across.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Some things don't change, it's a very green mile, you know.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: It is, and the curtain opened up, and there she
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: was on the table, and they gave her a first
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: shot of.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: It's... What is it? It's... Oh, Christ, the name of
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: the stuff. It's a... Yeah, it's a barbiturate. So they
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: gave it to her and... She took it like a champ?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: She took it like a champ and the next thing
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: the boys are looking at each other like, just pull
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: the curtain there pull the curtain there for one second
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: and the curtain closes.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: You want to give her another shot there like you know.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It's what's in the fucking book this is cool I've
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: done hundreds of these it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Says the half of this will kill a man twice
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: her size.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Did you mix it I didn't fucking need to mix
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: it it comes pre-mixed did you shake it I did
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: oh wait check the date check the date on it
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: no it's innate it's spot on everything's on well listen
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: quit fucking acting around give her another shot Do we
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: open the curtain again?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Open the curtain, give it the old, yeah. Tell them
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: the first one was just a.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is an encore, guys. Don't normally do this,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: but please welcome... If you don't like that, would you
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: like to see it again? Please welcome to the fucking
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: execution table. It's Christa Fyke, everybody. Round of applause, Christa. Everybody,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: welcome back, Christa. Here we go, here we go, here
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: we go, here we go. This has never happened to us.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: It would look like it's part of the act. Do
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: you know the way they failed once?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is like James Brown limping off the stage.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: He's like, nope, Brad.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Fucking dandy.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: In they go again. And Christa just slips into a
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: coma but is snoring in front of everybody. And at
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: that stage you're thinking like, you know, like the Pope
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: must die. Did they have a little golden hammer to
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: just take out and go, here, fucking finish this. Old school.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, it's, say what you want about the
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: death penalty, Tom. We're not going to get into it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: We're not that kind of podcast. I've always had a
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: ghoulish fascination with how people will just solemnly put people
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: to death, put them down like dogs. And people put
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: their hand up to take part in this. Like, lads
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: go to school to be executioners. And I'm like, this
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: is fucking ghoulish. There's something dreadfully wrong in the world
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: where this is a thing that takes place. But I
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: would have thought they'd be better at.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: It than this. This is the thing. I'm like, what? Like,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: there are... How do you fuck this up? We put the...
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, right? We have... black boiler system here, right?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: And the.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I hadn't run it since the damn near winter of
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: last year, right? Damn near the spring of last year.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It started giving a bit of a knock on the
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: other night. Now there are three... I went up and
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: all it was is the pump just needed to tap
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: on and it started spinning again, the finest. Because pumps
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: sometimes will stick it to having gone in nine months, right?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: It spun on again, no bother. But it had boiled up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: And there we have three stages of safety built in.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: For if the water boils up and goes back up
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: into the tank too heavy. And the final one, like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: will rush it out of the house. Never had to
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: get to that one. One is a spare tank. The
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: second is flushing it with cold water once it goes
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: over a certain temperature and gets to a certain point.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: And the third is, fuck, if all three of those fail,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: it shoots it out the fucking soffit of the house. Yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Never had to get to that one. Ger, that's a
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: fucking heating system in rural Ireland. Yes. How do you
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: not have a fucking backup plan for if this one
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: type of sauce you've brought to the party doesn't kill
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: the person that you don't go well okay because if
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: she doesn't sit up like the fucking undertaker tell everybody
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: she's fucking gone and there she is lads there she
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: is step out in front of her you take a
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: bow pull the fucking curtain turn around and fucking just
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: fucking taser her brain just have yeah just have Cletus.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: The warden over in the corner going like bee She's
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: gone like.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Keep going, Cletus. But, like, no country for old men,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: that shit. She, like, just a pneumatic rod. Gone. Good luck.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: What are you fucking doing?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: So, Krista's legal team who had been trying to get her,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: you know, trying to beat this murder rap, okay, trying
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: to get her a good, healthy, live the rest of
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: your days behind bars, and to be honest with you, Tom,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I'd take the prison. Not well,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think. maybe I might be saying, you know,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: give me a slap at the go to sleep there.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: But no, they fought tooth and nail to get her
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: not exonerated, because she clearly did this fucking crime, Tom,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: but not put to death. And they said, well, she
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: has got various vascular issues and her veins are too
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: thin to take a needle and you will struggle to
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: get drugs into her. Now, that is a thing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: That is a thing.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: With like old people Older people, you know, sometimes if
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: they go to give blood or get bloods taken or
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: anything like that, you'll find old people saying, oh, they've
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: got it awful hard to get a vein. They've got
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: it awful hard to get a line into me, all
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: this kind of thing. That's a thing that happens, right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: But it must be said that any judge listening to,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: please don't put Krista to death with lethal injection. Her
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: veins are too thin for it, would have been saying, yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: of course they are. Don't you worry. We'll get the
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: fucking special wee needles for you. That's some bollocks. Come
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to find out, Tom, that's probably exactly what happened here.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: is that the killing drug that they put into you
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: is a chemical. And if your veins are a certain
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: manner of it, it will kind of burn your vein
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: out before it goes to where it's supposed to go. Oh, shite, right.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Just dissipate into your... You know, so if you can imagine,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: it's supposed to go up your arm and up your
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: shoulder and into your heart and around like this. And
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: it might burn itself out into the muscle of your
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: arm before it even leaves it because it burns the vein.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: So then you go, okay, throw another drop into it
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: and all you're doing is throwing it into the drain
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: of your muscles. Oh, fuck. Which is enough to kind
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: of knock you out to sleep, but it's not the
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: one-shot chemical rod to the forehead that it should be.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Again, again, like that's my argument going, oh, is that right?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: She's the tiny veins. She's the tiny veins, let's leave
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: off the chemicals.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we won't do the injecting one. Grand, well,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: look at.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: We'll tell people we did the injecting.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: But we'll really give her the old.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: when she lies down I step on the fucking the
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: little fucking pedal and pneumatic rod comes up and like
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: it does to quite literally millions of food destined animals
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: every day every.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Day so they didn't opt for that but you know
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: what I'm going to tell you it might be more
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: humane than what did fucking happen because Krista and again
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: this is the fucking ghoulishness of it all Tom When
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: they realized what had happened, that they had not successfully
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: put this woman to death, she was rushed to hospital.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: No, you know, it's fucking irony.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: The irony of it.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: What fucking world are we living in here?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, this woman we tried to kill is almost dead.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Let's take her to hospital.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: This woman we tried to kill has survived. Well, let's
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: rectify that out. And they got her to intensive care
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: and they worked on her, God love her. She is...
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: initially you know you would think alright and then she
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: just wakes up and she's like god damn holy shit
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: is this heaven it looks an awful lot like it's
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: still Tennessee you sons of bitches and have a rare
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: old crack for Dr. Phil about this one no Krista
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: it seems might be you know remains to be seen
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: if she'll ever wake up from this like they really
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: kind of give her like some sort of permanent brain
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: injury from it so what the fuck have we gained.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Here Tom I think, look, you know, it might be
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: an option to start shooting people out of cannons.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Tom, I'm over here going like, this is an inhumane thing.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: We should think about not doing it. Tom's over there like, cannons.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: They're not putting that genie back in the box. Americans
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: love the dead penalty. That's the Tom and Jerry show.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: That's what we do for problems. I'm over here like,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: give a piece of chance. Tom's there like, just fucking cannons.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Drop her out of a plane.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Do you know, I mean, like our heroes of 1916
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: were shot in a firing squad. They've got loads of
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: guns in America.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, America's got no shortage of guns.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Like they've no shortage of ways of killing people.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Go to America and it takes your every effort to
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: fucking stay alive, Tom.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: So like, how did they get there? Do you know
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: what I mean? Like, how do you get there, lads?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You know, it is the absolute biggest case of you
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: had one job.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: The biggest case. You had one job Cletus. Like there
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: is nobody would argue with the method no regardless of
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: what it would be if it was instant. Do you
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? There's nobody sitting there like it's
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: like if it was more because apparently this barbiturates people
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: can go roaring. You know what I mean? It isn't
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: just like I'm going to slip off into a nice sleep.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: They can go roaring. So what I'm saying is pick
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: a more effective guaranteed 100% fucking thing Like the guillotine.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying the guillotine, Ger.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: How would you like to go? How would you like
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: to go? If you came to it. You've been arrested
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: for the murder of comedy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, and they're putting you out in the morning, Tom.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Real quick, what would you want to do? I'll tell
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you mine.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Sharks.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Drop me at the back of an airplane.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Sharks.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: You want sharks, I want an airplane. Drop me out
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: of the back of an airplane above a desert or
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: something like that. Like not off a cliff that I'm
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: going to live on. like two mile up in the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: air just fucking dropped me on the ground splat and
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: you wanna you wanna you wanna get eaten by.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Sharks may as well may as well do you know
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: what I mean it's you'd be in the sea though
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Tom you fucking hate the sea I fucking hate the
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: sea but you know what I deserve it I'm not
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: wild about falling to my death either.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: For a finish for Cresta here, I'll tell you one thing.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: They gave her two shots of the kill juice. And
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: you would have thought a third would probably do it, Tom.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Didn't have one. Didn't have one. This
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: was all the chemical they could muster. To do this job.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: In actual fact, the execution had been postponed several times
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: because there was a shortage of the hurt juice.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: What? Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Apparently it's not very common. Like, you know, it's not
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: just you just don't mix up a hot shot and
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: knock her out. It's a very, very specific chemical and
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it's in short supply in the world.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I know of a place where they can get
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: some stuff that'll fucking kill you inside 24 hours. And
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: they can sit and watch that whole movie in front
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: of them if they want, as she sits in the corner,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: rotting away in a volapus with the pneumonic plague.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Chris, if you wouldn't do me a favour, just hold
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: this thin test tube for a wee minute there, would
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: you please? Yeah, good woman, yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Don't drop it!
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, I don't know. There's this lad for you there.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Two fucking rough ones.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: That was a rough one. That was a rough one. Yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I got his name come the end of it. It
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was Tadarrel. That was his name.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tadarrel. I mean, he's got trouble.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Tadarrel Ship.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: The only Tadarrel I've ever fallen across in my time.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: And fuck him too. Even though he was a minor
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: at the time. I don't know. I don't know, Tom.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You should know not to be at what you're at.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: No, they have to stop the rot, Jerry. You have
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: to nip that out, unfortunately. If that turned up in
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: horse breeding or turned up in, you know, dog breeding,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: whatever like that, that situation would be dealt with. That
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: can't continue into the bloodline. You can't let that back
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: into society. I know it's a harsh, cold way of
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: looking at things, but that's the society we live in nowadays,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: if you ask me.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm confident when they do eventually kill this woman, Tom,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: that it will be the last murder in America ever.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Come here, we will fucking rock and roll on to
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: the final segment of the show. We remember things from
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: our 45 years on this rock. Or in the instance
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: this week, Tom, we remember things that might have happened
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: last week. It's We Remember When. When I was a
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: young lad, 20 or 30 or 40 years ago.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a first. This is a first where
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: it rolls over, but it has had.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: To roll over. Yeah, we couldn't get the job done
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: last week, and we threw it open.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Much like Krista's executioner self.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Christa yeah nobody got fucking nothing done we got like
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: your lassie unleashing the cold death TM over in Russia
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: we got the fucking lads can't kill Christa best they
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: tried and we could not decide who was the winner
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: of the kitchen committee um which was where we we
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: we we we faced off several kitchen appliances to get
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: the one socket left on your kitchen countertop you've got
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: three sockets Tom One goes to the toaster, one goes
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: to the kettle, and you've got one socket left. We
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: put forward eight appliances. Only one could get it. Now,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: you and I chased this hateful eight down to two appliances,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: the deep fat fryer or the sandwich toaster. Yeah. We
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: wanted people to help us pick between them. And then
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: it got lost in translation and I threw open the
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: floor to all eight for people to vote on.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: To be fair, I think.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: What the hell? And they divulged from our part early on, Tom.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Early! Jeez, I was amazed.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: But do you know what it was?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Straight away. I suppose it was currently how we feel
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: right now, I think is what people were going on.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: When we were going on a kind of a, could
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: we relive our nostalgia? Because it is the we remember when.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: So we kind of fucked off the things. I think
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: our argument stood for a lot of stuff. Now, none
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: of it was healthy.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I stand by it at all, Tom, yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: None of it was healthy at all, at all, in
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: what we were doing. And I think that was part
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: of the thing. It was just, what do our inner
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: child brains love when it comes to food production and
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: food gear? And that's kind of why and how we
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: ended up where we ended up. Because we're like, we
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: ended up with the... I almost said the cheese toasty
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: because really you can't make a toasty. No. What kind
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: of maniac would do that?
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I will and we'll just cut to the chase here
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: folks that if we had given the podcast another five
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: minutes last week we would almost certainly have picked the
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: deep fat fryer as the out and out winner of
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: the Kitchen Appliance. Everybody in the comments was saying it
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: was a smelly fuck of a thing but I'm going
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: to tell you one thing now. Cheese toasty you got
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: me doing now. A cheese toasty maker fails For how
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: you can't put a fucking tomato in that thing. If
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: you ever want to see the roof of your mouth.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Function ever again.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Volcanic tomatoes. Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Volcanic tomatoes. Kind of loses it for the sandwich toaster.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: In the end. It was. And I honestly though. I
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: mean I was driving. Again. I was thinking I was
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: going near. I was nearly at Edwards Town.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: And.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like. Jesus Christ, there are valid points to be
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: made for everything here. I was listening to the podcast
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: back and I'm like, there are valid points to be
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: made for everything here.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I agree with everything we said.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: But as I was driving past, no, Virginia, I was
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: coming through Virginia.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: And they looked like a cracking chipper as I was
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: kind of stopped in traffic for a moment. I went,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: you know what? Much like, as I said to Gerry,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: if somebody handed me out fucking air fried chips in
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: a bag, like, oh, oh no, I think you misunderstood
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: what I wanted here.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: That's not the stuff here, baby.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: That's not the stuff. So I'm still going to just
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: go my child brain, my inner lovely brain. It's a
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: deep fat fryer all day long.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: The listeners of the Tom and Gerry show disagreed with
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: us early and often, Tom. In fact, over on Spotify,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Deirdre chimed in. Deirdre, how are you doing? She says
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: that she cooks spuds in a microwave. Not a strong
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: opening gambit there, Deirdre. She also cooks scrambled eggs, vegetables,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: popcorn soup, chicken breasts, and a shitload of stuff. That's
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: in the microwave, but her air fryer can cook a
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: whole chicken, a stew, and it's also a pressure cooker.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I think that's the one we have. Then she goes
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: on to claim deep-fat fire food tastes shite after the
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: oil has been in it for more than a few days,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: and they stink up the house. No lies detected, but,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: you know, for those first couple of days.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: That's what I was saying. There is still, in all
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: the things there... I think stepping away from the machine's efficiency. Like,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: there's a reason why I love a 1990s Corolla. There's
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: a reason for it there. You feel everything you're driving.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: It's just a lovely.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: It ain't the air conditioning.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's got... You know what I mean?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: It's got none of its fucking... It doesn't have fucking
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Android or Apple Play. There's something raw. And yes, will
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I be sick of the fucking thing come fucking Wednesday?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. It still doesn't stop me. Do you know, there
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: are still notions in my head that I could wear
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: a leather jacket and pull it off. Like, I could not.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I know that full fucking well.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: And I'd look like a knob.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Disappear yourself with those notions, Tom.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, but it's the same
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: thing with the deep fat fryer. I don't want to
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: think about the negative. This is a weekend in Vegas
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about here. Do you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: she's crazy. Yes, you shouldn't have given her your second name.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: But look, the deep fat fryer, it cannot be beaten
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: when it has fresh oil in it. It can't be
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: beaten for anything that comes out of a microwave or
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: air fryer. I'll agree. But in the long term, as
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: we said, we both here, we don't have deep fat fryers.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: We have air fryers.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: It must be said, yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: We don't. We've moved with society.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: For all our love of them, yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: But there's something dirty, bold and fucking raunchy about it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Fucking fried chips.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: A fried chip from the... You know, I know where
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sticking an intruder's hand if they break into the house, Tom.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Although if they break into the house at night, I'm
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: not going to wait for the deep fat fire to
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: warm up. What the fuck am I talking about? Tom,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: over at the comments on Instagram, initially it was said
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: by Alan that the microwave should win this in a
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: clean sweep. It's the most reliable and versatile device. It's
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: a classic. The rest are fads. And also, Rans, you
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: waited until George Foreman died before you came out with
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: that fucking blasphemy.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Alan... yeah like George is calling over to Alan's house
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: going excuse me excuse me have you a problem with
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: my take a move.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And we all says didn't have a deep fire but
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: after listening and remembering having proper chips it's time to
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: return to one we're influencers Tom there you go and
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: then finally over here or not finally just on this
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: subject here Gary says the deep fat fire is a
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: clear winner because you can't make a scotch egg in
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: a sandwich toaster that's beautiful man well well put well
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: put my wife My wife, it must be said. My
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: wife had thoughts on the subject. She was mad as hell.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: All the shit I do and this is what she
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: gets mad at. She was mad that we even had
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: a microwave in these brackets because as far as she's concerned,
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: a microwave is as integral to a kitchen as a
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: kettle and a toaster. Right. You just would naturally have it.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: It's not something that you'd be sitting around thinking, do
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: you know what I might get? Everybody's talking about it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: A microwave. Her thing was like, if you have a
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: kitchen with a sink in.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: It, You have to have a microwave. And here's the
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: interesting thing. Miss O'Mahony here won't have one. Won't have one?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's from her childhood. She has a notion. Again,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: the things. Won't have it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Well, here we go.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Here's how the bracketing broke down. And
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: we're not going to go through all this again like
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: we did at length. And if this is deleted off Instagram,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: we're not going to fucking go to Nottentown. We're just
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: going to go to the followers on social media and
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: leave it at that. Okay, so we broke down sandwich
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: toaster and Nespresso machine. Audience gave it to the sandwich toaster.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: No, fair enough.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Air fryer and slow cooker. Air fryer made
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: it out of this bracket. Not the slow cooker.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: The Microwave beat the George Foreman and the Deep Fat
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Fryer beat the NutriBullet, which is where we had it
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: To be fair, I'm not overly surprised. Like, listening back
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: to it, I was like, there are certainly arguments for
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: the Microwave beating the Slow Cooker. There really is.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Again, again... Don't have a slow cooker. In this long time.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: And don't fucking miss it. But I just think. Of
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: the num num stuff. That comes out of it. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: just feel.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: The num num stuff.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Anything that has ever. Come out of a microwave. For
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: me is like.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: It's warm.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Grant. Yeah.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: You've warmed it. I don't know what else. You've added
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: to the equation. Semi-finalist Tom. Went from sandwich toaster. To
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: air fryer. Air fryer won. Air fryer was long gone.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: For us at this stage here.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Probably the versatility.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I mean like you know. The versatility of an air fryer.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: You can. For all you say about it, you can't
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: cook more than sandwiches, so.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: This is, I think our listeners are more realists than
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: we actually are.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I have no fucking doubt about that, Tom.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Because from the get-go,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: we were parking the air fryer because of its fucking boringness. Like,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: it's pure fucking Alan Partridge-ness. You know, aha! Like, it's nice, great.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: What are you going to kind of cook for me now?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, there's, like, you'll never
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: go off. That's amazing.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, sweet. Yeah, air fryer. I'll be honest with you, Tom.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Air fryer was only on this because we needed eight
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: to make up the brackets. Microwave versus deep fat fryer.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Deep fat fryer falls. Flawless victory. That wasn't even close.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Everybody voted.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Was it not?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Not even slightly close. And then it came down to
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: the final, Tom. The air fryer versus the microwave. Nobody's
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: dying tonight. Nobody's getting a lovely deep fat fried scotch egg.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Nobody's getting a big greasy... Toasty sandwich is down to
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: the air fryer and the microwave. Closer than you would
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: care to think, Tom. The audience hands the kitchen kumite,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: the popular vote, 55 to 45 to the air fryer.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: So what does this tell us, Tom, about our relationship
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: with our listeners? When we picked the actual fucking least healthy, greasiest, dirtiest, smelliest,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not fucking cleaning a thing you could possibly have
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: in your house. And our audience is like, no, air
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: frying is the way to go. What else do we
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: not know about our audience? Do they fucking give a
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: fuck about Fred Dibna? Do they wear goggles when they're
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: doing their DIY? Do they do a DIY? Do they
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: get a man in to do the DIY, Tom?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, right? I think our audience are us
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: because the reality is, like I said before, we don't
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: have a deep fat fryer, either one of us between us.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: And if I did, I'd probably cook stuff in it
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: for three days. Then catch the whole lot, oil and all,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: and fuck it out. You know what I mean? Rather
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: than having to clean it. But I think we maybe
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: got off on... And this is where sometimes just enough
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: explanation isn't in the fucking thing. In that we were
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: speaking from a nostalgic we remember when point of view.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: They were talking about we are talking about now. Not
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: we remember when. We're talking about fucking now.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Honestly, Tom, I didn't even put that on it. It
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: was just very simply, here's these items, have at it
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: what you will, whether you like it now, like it then,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: like the taste of it, whether you eat food or
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: don't eat food, whether you just admire this from a
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: technical standpoint or an aesthetic standpoint, in which case the
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Nutribullet would probably win that because that's a fucking sleek
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: piece of machinery.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Nespresso's pretty nice to look at as well.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it must be said, yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: But everybody on the Tom and Jerry audience, well, you know,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: 55% of them at least, A Trump share, shall we say,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: came down for the air fryer. And we've got to
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: parse that information, Tom, but we've got to bring it
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: into our content going forward if we want to be
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: a successful podcast.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, because if that was the case...
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Tom's like, no, fuck them. You know I can't take
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: a backward step on this at all. I'm just trying
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: to break it down. Guys, you're right and we're right.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Let's just walk our separate ways. and let's not have
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: a fight no totally we should have i i wouldn't
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: fight somebody to death on it but i would imagine
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: that they would if they explain to him okay okay
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: right i will offer an olive branch i will be
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: i will not even an olive branch but let's let's
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: do this let's go let's dig deeper for the audience
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: if you i would love to hear comments on this
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: one right and i've been bang this is the drum
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: i've been banging since the fucking beginning on this one
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: this is why the air fryer Didn't make it. And
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: it was nearly too much of a cliche thing to
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: fucking make it through anyway. We don't do cliche. In
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: the morning. Or tomorrow evening, right? You get in from work.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting in your kitchen. Okay, creepy. But you knew
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I was going to be there. I've got your air
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: fryer going. And I've got you a brand new, let's
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: say fucking Zanussi. Or whoever makes deep fryers these days.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. And I'm cooking you chips. In either
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: one of them. made you a cracking burger on the
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: barbecue outside but I need to cook the chips and
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: something and I have these two bits of kit set
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: up outside right let's not even I'm going to fuck
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: them both in the bin afterwards which one as listeners
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I know Jerry because Jerry's slapping his lips here now
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: half looked going fucking thinking he'll order a bag of
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: chips from some lad to cycle him up to the
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: house which one do you want to play the chips
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: from and that's where that's where my thinking was It's very.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Possible this week people will come into the house and go,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: do you know what, actually, I'm not in the humour
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: for chips this evening. I knocked over this thing at work.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'm broke. I'm in a lot of trouble. Come here.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: That's what you get for being listeners of the Tom
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: and Gerry show. You get to join in with the
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: crack every now and then. Thank you very kindly for that.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I had a good time, it must be said. Didn't
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: eat up too much on my weekend making fucking polls,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: but here we are. If you want to get in
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: on the crack going forward, you can join us over
• 45:22
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• 45:25
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• 45:28
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• 45:30
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• 45:34
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• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Do I say it every week but I actually really
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I get a great kick out of following the Tom
• 45:42
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• 45:45
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• 45:47
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• 45:50
  Speaker 3: us the five stars on whatever platform you're listening to
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: if you have never done it do it now you're
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: only allowed I think on Spotify you can do it
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: the once or whatever We're rocking the five stars. Chime
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: in for everything so far. I mean, is there another
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: option for doing away with your one? What is Russia
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: fucking up to? And also, hit me back. Which type
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: of chips do you want from Tom? To accompany the
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  Speaker 3: homemade fucking one.
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  Speaker 2: We've got to let it go. It's been two weeks, Tom.
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  Speaker 3: No, I need this. No, I can't let this fully go, Ger.
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  Speaker 3: I need to know right now. Which chips do you
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: want from Tom? Do you want hand-cut, deep-fried fucking chips?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: in a deep fat fryer or do you want the
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  Speaker 3: ones out of the bag frozen to fuck thrown into
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  Speaker 3: a drawer and taken back out 25 minutes later.
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  Speaker 2: You tell me I'll accept it either way never let
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: it be said that you lead the witness there your
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: honour alright ok all this talk of chips has me
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: feeling spuddy I'm going to get it out of here.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Buddy I want to taste a thing for another week
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: with the way this cold is heading up
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  Speaker 2: The way these fucking Russians are coming on this episode
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  Speaker 2: might never ever go on Good luck.