Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap w/ Deanna Cheng
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- 0:05Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling. Hello Darlings, and welcome
- 0:21back. It is drama Darling. I Amy Phillips. Today we're going to
- 0:25be doing below Decks Sailing Yacht and get a load of this tomorrow. I
- 0:30have Melissa Reich. She is a therapist, a lot of opinions, a
- 0:35lot of professional opinions on the Bravo sphere. We did an episode recently and
- 0:42we discussed the Jersey reunion. We also discussed Kim and Croy. She has
- 0:47a lot of interesting theories and philosophies that I am so here for and that
- 0:54will air tomorrow, which is Wednesday. If you are listening to this on
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- 1:08Joining me today is the lovely, the gorgeous Deanna Chang. Hi,
- 1:15Amy, Hi, you are back with your gorgeous hair. We are looking
- 1:19for hair sponsorships for Deanna. It is epic, beyond epic. The hair
- 1:25is looking on point. Thank you for joining me. Your hair, I'm
- 1:27speaking to your hair and your hair understood, understood. Does your hair have
- 1:32a name. Does your hair have a name? Shall we name her?
- 1:37You know, I feel like where you go can sometimes Ooh, Beverly Darling,
- 1:45I like it. I like it a lot Beverly. Oh you're gonna
- 1:51land on Beverly. I mean it was a real jump off the board throw
- 1:56Veronica, but she's so close to Beverly that it feels like I'm gonna hold
- 2:02Veronica for some other things and just go with Beverly. You you've got your
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- 2:53uh before we get into our below deck Sailing yacht double episode. Hey,
- 3:00now, which, by the way, I was, you know, I
- 3:06forgot that they were doing these doubles. I don't know why we're in such
- 3:08a hurry. Is there is there some sort of quota that we need to
- 3:13make before the end of June that I don't know about. Has Kim Jong
- 3:17un set off an alarm somewhere? We got to burn them off? Like
- 3:21what happened? I know, it didn't make sense. I also was watching
- 3:28in real time and I was just about to stand up and we were rolled
- 3:32into another episode. I was like, oh, I know, And I
- 3:38texted you and I was like, I mean it literally like nine thirty last
- 3:42night. Too late, not helpful, not helpful at all. And I
- 3:46said, I believe there are two episodes and you're like, uh, yeah,
- 3:50I'm in deep with the second. I was like, well, I'm
- 3:52just starting the first. Yeah. I don't great point. I don't know
- 3:59why they were in a panic to burn off another episode. I mean,
- 4:03because these are good episodes that we shouldn't be doing this. You can burn
- 4:06them when they're bad when they're slow, but when we've got really good episodes,
- 4:12you want to drag it out. I mean, we're in such a
- 4:15hurry for a Monday night slot, you know, I mean, what else
- 4:19are they gonna pop in there? Because because Crappy Lake and New York are
- 4:25gonna take I think the Tuesday night slot. I don't. I don't think
- 4:28that it's gonna be a Monday What are we clearing the table for Monday nights?
- 4:31I don't understand. Certainly not the dance show. I was just gonna
- 4:38say, not Dancing Queens, right, not Listen, no one was more
- 4:43excited that for Dancing Queens than me. I love, like the any documentary
- 4:48on dancing. I'm in the Kids, the Ballroom, the this, the
- 4:53that, the other. I was like, yes, And I don't know,
- 4:57first of all, amy the commercials they have for that show where it's
- 5:01basically like the ones we saw growing up for cats, where people are like,
- 5:05I loved it. It was bad, it's wonderful, Like what I
- 5:11know. We were really reverted. I mean, I understand being retro about
- 5:15things, but you're right, that was like a circus commercial. You know,
- 5:19it was serious. It was very odd and I certainly oh bless you,
- 5:26thank you, And I'm excited about Dancing Queens only because well I haven't
- 5:30seen it yet. Have you seen it yet? Yeah, okay, yeah,
- 5:36oh no, it's just not it's got potential, yes, but there's
- 5:44a I mean, big note, top note, not enough dancing. Let's
- 5:47start there, you know, let's just start at the top. Well,
- 5:53I think that we're all so used to dancing with the stars, so if
- 5:57we're not, Look, here's the thing. If they're not giving us enough
- 6:00dancing, Danna, I think that's a great note. I say, bring
- 6:02it back. We always need a second season of everything. We need to
- 6:06see if they can fix that, you know, fix the kinks in the
- 6:11first season. Right, let's give them another chance. Take Deanna's note,
- 6:15more dancing and more start we're dancing, you know it. Just I feel
- 6:21like I they this is not going to go well. But I do feel
- 6:27like they dragged out the sea crew, like the Bravos Sea crew, like
- 6:30all the like assistants in pas who've been wanting their shot at producing. Oh
- 6:36god, they were there on this show like this was their chance to make
- 6:41a pop and they needed to find their land legs. And not only that,
- 6:45but they're dancing feet and perhaps we didn't get both. But listen,
- 6:50I think it's great. We all need to start somewhere, and that's why
- 6:54I will vie even though not seeing the first season, I will vye for
- 6:57a season two. Absolutely everyone deserves a second chance. And I agree with
- 7:01you. I love everything dancing and I love the idea of a dancing show.
- 7:06What I will say is that they're trying to make it too Are they
- 7:10trying to make it too like housewifey with drama because that's where it loves would
- 7:15love Oh? I mean, if you know what, it's a small group
- 7:19of dancers, So listen, I've watched chunks of probably most episodes. I
- 7:26haven't really made it through a full episode. But there's one gal who's kind
- 7:31of a star. I like her. But I think that maybe they do
- 7:39need to take these women outside of the world of competition in terms of what
- 7:45we're talking about, and like broaden it a little. I don't know,
- 7:47Amy, this isn't my job, well it sounds like it is. I
- 7:51mean, we're only because I'm making you do this right now, and I
- 7:57think that you've got great feedback and this is where we learn, you know,
- 8:01it's not like yeah, so anyway, well, needless to say,
- 8:05uh, I am a sucker for a competition show. I mean, we
- 8:07all love Top Chef, we all love Project Runway, So maybe we lean
- 8:13more into that for Dancing Queens, and you know, because those shows don't
- 8:18don't need the drama, They just need the skill and the talent and things
- 8:20that we can't do. And then judges, it's the judges personalities that we
- 8:24really need those times. Are there judges? I don't think I yes,
- 8:28but like, and again, I've watched bits and pieces. I don't currently
- 8:33know a judge. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 8:48So you're telling me the judges dipped out? Okay, so there are
- 8:52no judges definitely dipped I've seen them, But do I know them? Right?
- 8:58All right? Well, I'm like, I don't really have some I
- 9:03guess we just are going to have to move on from Dancing Queens. This
- 9:05is a full on I guess. You know what's interesting about this, Deanna
- 9:09is that you and I can talk. We can recap a show that I've
- 9:13not seen one scene of and you've seen bits and pieces of, and we
- 9:16can do a full deep dive on it. I mean, this is how
- 9:20you know that we have watched our reality television. We know what it takes
- 9:24true, we know what it takes to make it. Can I make a
- 9:28request, Amy, And I don't know if what your drops are over there,
- 9:31but at some point, okay, in this hour, can I have
- 9:35you know who? I don't have characters? Don't you don't have it?
- 9:39I don't have characters. It's Mama Diana's speaking of Mama Joyce. And this
- 9:48was years ago, before Ace was born. They were getting the nursery ready
- 9:52and Candy and Mama Joyce had esthetic differences on what the nursery would be like.
- 9:58And Candy wanted, you know, obviously more modern, probably more high
- 10:03back chairs, pops of color, you know, things that were more modern.
- 10:11And Mama Joyce said she wanted, I want characters. She wanted characters
- 10:13on the walls, you know, big characters, you know, like those
- 10:18stick on pelons. She want a character, so characters. And so we
- 10:22pulled that drop back on Serious XM's radio. Andy reality checked rip. Well
- 10:26actually it's still going but without me. But and uh really, Deanna has
- 10:33been on that show many times with me and we just rolled laughing every time,
- 10:37and that was her favorite clip and characters so good. Well maybe you
- 10:41know, listen, we can make our own drops, and I think we
- 10:45have. You know, we just just just feeling right now. If we're
- 10:50going to get biscuits or bullets, there's a lot, I've got a lot
- 10:54of Yeah. Yeah, that's a spicy one. Let's twirl out of dance
- 11:03in Queens our flimsy little recap and why don't we get into some serving dish,
- 11:09serving dish, Well, you know what, Deanna, the Real Housewives
- 11:15Ultimate Girls Trip, Real Housewives of New York Saint Bart's has come to a
- 11:22conclusion they have finished filming. I saw I saw on Queens of Bravo plus
- 11:28if you're not following them on Instagram, they are my favorite account and they
- 11:33just covered all anyway. They have a picture of Kristin Takman and her husband
- 11:37whom I can't remember his name, but they are together, meaning that they
- 11:41you know, it's all over. And by the way, they did post
- 11:45their cast picture. Real Housewives of New York Bravo on Instagram has a picture
- 11:50of them on the island. Kristin, Ramona, Derinda Luan Sonia and Kelly.
- 11:56You know, we did see that little video that they post. It
- 11:58was a real as well, so that was something they gave us. And
- 12:01also in the news is that TMZ had reported sources are saying that each cast
- 12:09member of this Real Housewives Ultimate Girl Strip are making two hundred and fifty dollars
- 12:16each. Not bad, not bad at all for like maybe a week five
- 12:20days of shooting. I don't know, honestly, it sounds like the best
- 12:24case scenario for one of these shows. You know, you just get in,
- 12:28you get out, you have fun, you leave it on the field,
- 12:31you take your quarter million, and you peace out. You know.
- 12:39Yes, I'm happy about that. I mean I felt yes. And them
- 12:43having each the same amount I think is good as well. I have that
- 12:46that friends agreement, Yeah, I Meanyway, Tankman walked away with a little
- 12:52side. You know, earned that. But okay, girl, let me
- 12:54see you. You got it, you got it, you got it,
- 12:58bet you know. I mean, Zaren wasn't there, which is why Takman
- 13:05was, and we all know got it. That's right, because she wanted
- 13:09She was trying to get that number up. She's trying to get that number
- 13:13up. And then also I heard that she was trying to get them to
- 13:16all get paid the same amount, which is what they ended up doing for
- 13:18this Ultimate Girls Trip, but she wanted that for the actual show that they
- 13:22would all get the same amount. It all just is interesting how this panned
- 13:26out, isn't it. You know, it's funny. Jill just she just
- 13:31can't, you know, make it pop. And that's okay. It's a
- 13:37funny runner, you know what I mean. Like even when she did her
- 13:41Girls Trip, I don't know, like, was that it, Jill?
- 13:46Was that what you wanted? Did you do it? You know what I
- 13:48mean? Like you've been wanting it for so long. You seem sort of
- 13:52kicked back and relaxed, Like I don't know, like did you do it?
- 13:56You know? I just feel like Bill wants it so bad, but
- 14:03then she got it, and I don't think she particularly delivered. And that's
- 14:07fine, you know, I don't know, you know what. I'm sorry,
- 14:11I'm sorry I wanted it. I dropped the ball. No, I
- 14:13know. It seems like it's almost either a mix between like a string of
- 14:18bad luck or just bad timing or sense of like one step is off,
- 14:24you know. I mean, if we were to take this to a dancing
- 14:26queen's reference, which maybe we should do throughout this show. I would say
- 14:31that her rhythm is off. You know, it's like when they're doing the
- 14:37wall, she's trying to chat cha, and you know when they're doing the
- 14:43uh, what are some other dance moves? I don't know this The flamingo,
- 14:48okay, the flamingo, the flamingo. No, but okay, we've
- 14:54got a the rumba. I don't know, falling apart. I'm falling apart
- 15:00pop and the rumba. You know, it's just that they're they're not they're
- 15:03not meeting in the midll because it's like, here's the thing. Here's the
- 15:07irony of this. They all ended up getting paid the exact same amount,
- 15:11which was Jill's idea, which was Jill's idea to begin with. Also the
- 15:16irony of Jill being the kingpin, if you will, of the Real Housewives
- 15:20of New York, literally being the one who ended up casting Luayanne, and
- 15:26she knew everybody like she knew Derinda Ramona. She is the epicenter, epicenter
- 15:33of it all, and yet somehow she can't hold the crown. It is
- 15:39it is, it's amazing. Right, it's a life. Yes, it's
- 15:45it's all off in some way, and yet it should work. It should,
- 15:50It absolutely should. She should and she knows that. And it's almost
- 15:54like the thing in life when you want something so bad, leon be there
- 16:00of me too. Wueeze it. You're squeezing it so hard, Yes,
- 16:03and wheeze it. You have to still have it in the plan. Put
- 16:10your little feelers out, do your thing. You can't release it to the
- 16:14point where it's gone, but you release it, you let it breathe.
- 16:17Yes, you dip out, You dip out on it. You have to
- 16:21dip out on your dreams. If you if you take nothing away, nothing
- 16:26else from this podcast, take this away. Yeah, dip out of your
- 16:30dreams so that the universe can dip back in for you. That's right on
- 16:36the universe's terms. It's so true. She is squeezing it and she's not
- 16:42letting the universe provide for her. Yes, manifest Wow, we really took
- 16:52a moment of silence there. I love it. We had to set in
- 16:59it, we had to refly, we had to look at the word,
- 17:00we had to look out word, we had to well, that's what Jill's
- 17:03nut. Jill can't do, she can't sit still. She has Zaren fabric,
- 17:08she has Zaren design, She's got Zaren candles. You know. Here's
- 17:11the other thing too. Let me just say this. I am grabbing something
- 17:15right here. This will take me by surprise because I just reminded myself about
- 17:19something. Here is a Jill and alleiy Jill and Alley creativity candle. She
- 17:26gave this to me. I love it. There's a stone inside. It
- 17:30is literally a crystal manifestation candle. So maybe she's making some strides. But
- 17:37she has said like she gave this to me at my Boca show and was
- 17:41like manifested dreams, you know, manifestation. I'm giving you creativity. Yes
- 17:45for you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not hurt, you know
- 17:48what I mean. Like she that's the thing. It's like it should be
- 17:52working. But maybe she's trying so hard to make these candles instead of doing
- 17:56you know what I'm saying, instead of actually sitting in it. I don't
- 18:00know. I want the best, Bamy. Can I give you a story
- 18:04about a million years ago that I had a moment with Jill's erin Oh yes,
- 18:10okay, So it was back when New York. I think it was
- 18:14like first season of New York and I it was when you and I both
- 18:18were doing like funnier Die videos, Yes, funny Rachel Zoe beyond Bananas amazing,
- 18:26Oh my god. And you had your when we meet at Starbucks,
- 18:27like what happens at Starbucks in Coffeway the coffee Bean and amazing. So I
- 18:36had an idea for New York sketch and for Funnier Die. And I was
- 18:41like, I had met Alex randomly, and then I had reached out to
- 18:45Jill and she got right back to me. And when she got back to
- 18:51me, she she gave me. She gave me a call, and I
- 18:56remember I was working at a restaurant. I took the call like in a
- 18:59stairwell, and I had this idea with all of them, and I don't
- 19:03remember the idea, to be honest, But what I do remember is that
- 19:07Jill was like, you know what, maybe it could all just be about
- 19:11me. Well, she called you back and she showed up. Maybe it
- 19:18should have, you know, But you know, even in that moment with
- 19:22no product, like I pulled that, I pulled it out of my butt.
- 19:26I had no one backing it. I didn't. I mean I was
- 19:29in LA, they were in New York. I don't know. But even
- 19:32in that moment, with nothing in my hands truly but an idea, I
- 19:37was turned off, you know because it just felt so thirsty and so and
- 19:45I was like, I forget it. I'm not even gonna do it.
- 19:48You know, I'm being oh my god, but do you know what I'm
- 19:52saying, like, because it was so bizarre to me that she just in
- 19:55our discussion she was like, Wow, this one not really that can be
- 20:00about. Maybe it should just be oh my god, my god, I'm
- 20:03out. I'm out, I'm out. Wow. Wow? What else?
- 20:08Oh? I know? One last thing I will say this that Danielle from
- 20:15Real Housewives of New Jersey had a what I believe is a Catholic confirmation for
- 20:21her son Dominic and this was just such a great like I wish they were
- 20:26shooting this because this is what we want out of you know, Jersey.
- 20:30I want to see families, you know, gathering together for a religious event
- 20:37where it goes horribly wrong. But it looks like it was a great event
- 20:40for all. And jen Aiden was there and she was posting videos from this
- 20:44or pictures somehow over the weekend and there was a a Jesus impersonator there which
- 20:52I have never seen before, and I had to do a double take.
- 20:56I was like, first of all, is that Alex from below decks sailing
- 20:59at Is this a mashup? No, it is someone dressed as Jesus,
- 21:03Jesus, you know, posing in all of the step at repeats with the
- 21:07people. And I was like, this is next level, Like is this
- 21:10what we're doing now at these ceremonies. And I just thought it was really
- 21:15funny. And she posted what a beautiful a God bless our beautiful son Dominic,
- 21:22and what a beautiful party for such a phenomenal kid. He had a
- 21:23blast. Thank you to all the amazing small businesses who added such sparkle to
- 21:29the night, and she mentions all of them, from the photo booth to
- 21:33the balloons to Jesus. And I just got such a kick out of it.
- 21:40And she said, and everyone chill, it was done in good taste,
- 21:42and he brought a smile to everyone. We respect the Catholic Church and
- 21:48pray every night, so loosen up people, which I thought was funny because
- 21:51you could see people getting you know, I thought it just was like too
- 21:56kitchy. That was my issue. I didn't think it was blasphemous personally,
- 22:02and it just is a little bit odd. It's a little bit weird.
- 22:06But I live for that kind of thing because I was like, what in
- 22:08the what? Like, what in the what? Only in the real housewise
- 22:11will they get someone? Yeah, it's what exactly right, you know,
- 22:18it's exactly what I want from specifically Danielle, do you know what I mean?
- 22:22Like, it's just so, it's so off, it's so what the
- 22:27right? And I love it. I am dying. I saw pictures when
- 22:33I did not see Jesus, and I'm really happy to know that. Okay,
- 22:37good, I'm glad that we could report that for you here. Lastly,
- 22:41Evolution USA, of course on Instagram. Evolution, the production company that
- 22:45produces vander Pump Rules. Beverly Hills, reports that Lisa, vander Pump and
- 22:51more honored the fifth annual Critics Choice Real TV Awards. They say that they
- 22:59were honored this year's Impact Award, and Vanderpump Rules won the award for Best
- 23:03Unstructured Series. So how about that hot? Yeah, I mean, truly,
- 23:08truly, truly, truly, well, it feels nice to be seen,
- 23:12you know. I feel like we're all being seen with that award,
- 23:15like thank you. I feel good, you know, yeah, I feel
- 23:19like we're all being awarded. You're right, Yeah, I'm like, thank
- 23:22you. You know, speech Sienna speech, Beverly. No, It's been
- 23:30so many years and we've worked so hard for this, and it just feels
- 23:33really great. I have you've seen yep, oh you know what, I
- 23:41misspoke? The Real Housewives of New York City. The new season is going
- 23:47to premiere on July sixteenth. Okay, so we're okay, We're okay.
- 23:53It's going to be a hell of a July. Yep. Well let's take
- 23:57a pause. Well, Deanna Chang, let us get into our below deck
- 24:03sailing yacht recap. Mm hm great. First of all, let's dock.
- 24:12Because Captain Glenn, even though I call him Captain Glenn, no one else
- 24:15wants to call him Captain Glenn. He just gets no respect that on that
- 24:19sailing yacht. But whatever, I'm fine with it. You don't have to
- 24:22call him the captain. I'm just your friendly friend, just calling me pal.
- 24:27You don't have to know. You're fine. You don't have to call
- 24:30him captain doing that reverse doc into Corsica. That was the sickest I've ever
- 24:37seen, sick sick. I felt like that guest a crying, overwhelmed,
- 24:47grateful. Where's the Jesus impersonator? You know, can we get Jesus on
- 24:52this ship? I was blown away the drone shots, the sweeping shots,
- 24:59the shots from the side of the boat. My god, snug snug like
- 25:04a little bug in a rug up against that other yacht. And they were
- 25:07the only two huge boats in that port. And you saw the difference between
- 25:15the sailing yacht and the little, tiny, little row boats and all,
- 25:18like I couldn't believe. It really puts it into perspective how big the Parsival
- 25:22three is, despite Daisy being like, I mean, this is relatively a
- 25:26small boats. Your caught ACoM fucking found me. When someone's head's blatant,
- 25:32you know what I mean, Like, it's a large boat. Deanna,
- 25:34it was. You're so right, because they really gave us the dew it
- 25:41deserved in terms of the shots it was. And I also like that this
- 25:47season we have gotten these guests, these charts, these guests have gotten emotional,
- 25:52yes, and they have been so great. I feel the gratitude and
- 25:57the HM it's been really wonderful to see. I mean, I feel emotional
- 26:03right now because I'm going to throw over those Johnny cakes again. I want
- 26:07to. The Johnny Cakes took me out. I was like, because that
- 26:15is the beauty the art of food, and it was so meaningful and this
- 26:22was so meaningful and gorgeous and they gave it to us. Yes, they
- 26:26gave it to us really good. And you know, there is a difference
- 26:30between a sailing yacht charter guest and a super yacht charter guest preach. Okay,
- 26:38we are talking not full on salt of the earth when it comes to
- 26:42the sailing yacht guests, but uh, you know, not Himalayan salt,
- 26:48but maybe just a can't think of the salt brand. It starts with an
- 26:55M. God, dang it, oh Medusa. No, I'm kidding a
- 27:00dova. I have it downstairs. I could go grab it. It's just
- 27:03a regular table salt. If if Doug Buden is listening to this, he
- 27:10will sue me. He will be so disappointed because he knows his salt like
- 27:15the back Morton Morton salt. Okay, just a regular salt. But you
- 27:21know, so They're like a regular Morton salt of the earth. They are
- 27:23not a pink Himalayan coarse salt. You know, they are not top shelf
- 27:29salt. But they are given. They feel more. They're not as big
- 27:33of a douchebag as the super yacht charter guests because they're willing, you know,
- 27:37to go sound, they're willing to heal. That says a lot.
- 27:42But I agree with you. They gave it to us. And talk about
- 27:45award winning, you know, those shots are it's something else. They should
- 27:48be up for some awards for that. They work so hard on getting this.
- 27:52Like they're in the middle of the water. I mean, we all
- 27:56know what's going on with what's happening with that submersive submersible submarine that went down
- 28:06that they went to explore the Titanic right now, you know they are lost.
- 28:08Yeah, okay, God, I am praying for them. That is
- 28:11a horrible situation. I don't know why I had to bring that up.
- 28:15I'm sorry, Yeah, I apologize. Well, you know it is there's
- 28:21different ways to make your way through the water, and yeah, and the
- 28:25sailing yacht is is a better way, a little dangerous, it's a better
- 28:29way it's a little crazy, but it's not submarine crazy. No, it's
- 28:32not. And we'll circle back. Let's just hope that they find them and
- 28:36that this will be a happy ending for all of us to discuss later.
- 28:40But getting back to the actual story at hand, here, any thoughts about
- 28:45that docking before I move on? I mean, do you want to say
- 28:47anything about leaving that dock and Deanna? We need to just really exploit it
- 28:51for all it's worth before we move on to the drama. Well, yeah,
- 28:55I mean I think I felt concerned about Glenn several times out the years
- 29:00because he is forever saying this is the first time I've ever cracked this open,
- 29:07and this is like there's just been so many clubs, you know,
- 29:11and I'm just like, Glenn, you know what you're doing? Are you
- 29:15good out there? I don't feel safe. So to see him like do
- 29:22this one, I mean, y, it was it was really good,
- 29:26you know, and it was really it was spectacular, and he he needed
- 29:32that moment, I think, rap. Yeah, But also all eyes are
- 29:37on him, not only cameras, the drone shots, the people at the
- 29:41port, the charter guest, the crew. All eyes were on Glenn,
- 29:48and he wasn't just in his you know, in the galley playing a chess
- 29:52game by himself. He was on stage for all to watch. And we
- 29:59know that he is a anxiety. He doesn't he doesn't even like talking to
- 30:02this. We welcome to the Sardinia and Daisy want to take you on your
- 30:04boat tour. You know, he leaves like he doesn't want to have anything
- 30:07to do with him. You know what, they want him to have dinner
- 30:11with him. I get worried. I'm like, take his annex, Glenn,
- 30:14because this is going to take you out. Take Oh my god,
- 30:18calm down, Glenn, take a dnax. Wow. Yeah you know,
- 30:27yeah, I he came correct. He made a huge promise and he delivered.
- 30:36God bless you know. But how about as long as we're talking about
- 30:41the incredible docking, let's talk about that incredible, horrible situation when they came
- 30:47so close to that other boat. Bro. I could not stand it.
- 30:53I was like, this is the math. I'm looking at it. I'm
- 30:57like, what's happening here? This isn't okay. I don't understand now.
- 31:04I so, you know my husband's and Merchant Marine, so oh you didn't.
- 31:11Yes, So when I'm watching these shows with him, you know,
- 31:15it's we're in the nuts and bolts of the you know, positions and all
- 31:22of that. God, we got to get him on Oh my god,
- 31:27he would love it. He probably would actually, but he he works in
- 31:32Hawaii and he works on a tug boat, very different obviously than a super
- 31:37yacht. And yeah, like Colin, like COLLI remember Colin? Okay,
- 31:44Colin from below deck? Do you remember him? Oh? Sorry I dereeled
- 31:48you but anyway he got oh right, I forgot about Okay, all right,
- 31:55so sorry he were Yes, Okay, so I I we talk about
- 32:00something called in life. It's like a nautical term and we talk about it
- 32:05all the time, and it does take the weight out of something. But
- 32:07like a near miss, right, Like that's like a little kid runs into
- 32:14the street, you grab them. It was a near miss, you know,
- 32:17and it does take the weight out of it in some ways, because
- 32:22it's like, oh, it wasn't a full disaster, it was just a
- 32:27near miss. But I didn't get to talk to him about that moment.
- 32:32But I don't understand if it happened so quickly that the anchor was dragging,
- 32:38or if somebody dropped the ball. I couldn't fully get my hands around why
- 32:44that went left in that way and you could, you know. And that
- 32:50was very surprised because from what I understood, even Glance said, I don't
- 32:54think we're going to be able to go sailing because the wind wasn't even you
- 32:58know, the nuts weren't up up. So I was surprised that they would
- 33:01drag so quickly if the wind wasn't that bad. And when you drag,
- 33:06it's because the wind is bad, so to me, I don't know if
- 33:09they were able to hone in on what went wrong, but it seems like
- 33:15there was an error on somebody's part in terms of like where they anchored.
- 33:20And I don't want to point fingers at Glenn, but I guess I will.
- 33:22Or was it the other boat, Like I would have said, if
- 33:25it was the other boat, I think Glenn would have been like there.
- 33:28They came up real too close. But that other boat was like shit,
- 33:30what's going on with this other boat? Watching them scurry and put their fenders
- 33:36out, Oh, hold on line. It was scary. It was like
- 33:39crazy, yeah, I mean I was nervous as hell. I was like
- 33:43at a pit in my stomach. I was like they are going to kiss.
- 33:46I'd love the guest who was like, we're going to hit. Oh
- 33:50get Tim. He was like, this could go bad. I'm filming it.
- 33:52I was like that you are like not the crew, but I just
- 33:53I love that you were. He wanted to hit, He wanted the drama.
- 33:58That was Tim who hit his face on the door. Tim was little
- 34:02and had some notes for Tim. I'm not gonna say that he deserved a
- 34:07step to smash his face into the door. I'll say he had it coming.
- 34:12It was his karma kind of had it. He had it coming.
- 34:15But he also was never wrong about the service he was. It was twofold.
- 34:22He didn't deserve it. It just wasn't as upsetting as if it were
- 34:27someone else. I'll leave it at that he deserved it. But I will
- 34:32say, just watching the scene with Glenn, you know it's bad. When
- 34:37Glenn's like, holy shit. I mean, he's trying to play it off
- 34:39like, oh yeah, let's just get this motor going, just to be
- 34:45on the same side. You know that when his voice goes up to an
- 34:49octave that I can't even get to. I mean, when they got out
- 34:52of that and then the guest said, I have this clip. The guest
- 34:55was like, Okay, just listen to Glenn's voice of us on there a
- 35:01little bit. You see how he tried to regulate a little bit. Yeah,
- 35:07yeah, I think so, yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
- 35:19And for Gary and Colin to just be a fit to be tied uh nautical
- 35:23reference if you will. Well, you know what, here's a great thing
- 35:28about Gary and Colin in terms of their performance on the boat. They're both
- 35:36excellent, incredible, They're excellent. Dare I say they're the reason why this
- 35:42show is so captivating. Obviously Daisy top notch, she's really the glue that
- 35:49keeps it together. But when it comes to the work and watching these two
- 35:52guys run around that ship. First of all, it's very sexy, and
- 35:55I'm sure you you're probably like you're married to one, you know, I
- 36:00mean, so good for you? Good for you? Well, I do
- 36:04you know? Listen, the thing that is the whole thing when you're managing
- 36:09a boat, when you're doing this line of work, is safety, and
- 36:15it's being clutch. So everything they do is so it's safety. Everything is
- 36:24safety first. That's the whole job is knowing what you need to do so
- 36:30that you have a safe trip, and then when something goes left, you
- 36:37need to have that experience under your belt and that confidence to move and to
- 36:43get it done. And both of them have that. And that's like when
- 36:47I'm hearing when he's talking about crew and my husband's talking about a crew member
- 36:52or this one, what I hate hearing is like that they're either lazy is
- 36:59bad because lazy means mistakes and lazy means that's safety to me, you know,
- 37:06yes. And then the other thing is like there's I've heard crew members
- 37:13that he's worked with where it's like they've made the same mistake multiple times.
- 37:19That's also just like you're gone, yes, yes, And so I'm always
- 37:25looking at it from that point of view when I'm watching, and I just
- 37:29think both of them are excellent. And someone like Colin, you know,
- 37:32the engineers, they can have an e Their job can be relatively easy because
- 37:39they're watching the gears and all it's the gears carry on the Genoa, the
- 37:57Jenny, the gears got it literally thought somebody has joined the zoom and we're
- 38:02under attacked. That you know, an engineer, they're watching the dials.
- 38:09Everything looks good, but where they earn their keep and he has been earning
- 38:14his keep this season is when something goes left, and yeah, that's why
- 38:19they make the big bucks. I can't believe that that boat is still afloat.
- 38:23When you go down into that engine room and you see that insulation and
- 38:27you see them tearing this, it is like glue. It is I don't
- 38:31even know how they're They're borrowing things from the laundry room to make things.
- 38:37They're like, can I have an empty bleach bottle? You know, They're
- 38:42just like can I have an old rag? You know? I just I
- 38:44don't do it. Yeah, you're so good at it. Yeah, well,
- 38:52Deanna, why don't we just take a quick pause before we get into
- 38:54the throuble on the sea? Okay, so shall we discuss well, Gary,
- 39:07Daisy and Colin. I mean, what else can we discuss it?
- 39:14We got it? We got it. I mean, good lord, girls,
- 39:17ladies, gentlemen. I mean, if you're ever naked in a bed
- 39:22with someone and you call them a different name and that person is also under
- 39:28the same roof or sail, if, as it were in this case,
- 39:32bury me deep in the ocean, I could not have more secondhand embarrassment and
- 39:37panic. And Daisy really talk about water off ducks back she bounced that.
- 39:43I don't know how she did it, and she's not even a real housewife,
- 39:45but the fact that she was like, it's you guys, you're in
- 39:49my fucking head, it's you know, she completely deflected against them, which
- 39:52was great. But I think that she really was like dreaming or I don't
- 39:58know, but that was mortifying, mortifying, mortifying, and she did I
- 40:05was like, I just kind of did a slow clap from Yeah, I'm
- 40:08like, I have seen someone so smooth in my life, Like, oh
- 40:13my god, it believe it. So I would have been tongue tied,
- 40:20tripping falling. I know. She did great. I mean she was incredible,
- 40:27incredible, every she should write a book. Yeah, how do you
- 40:31make an exit? Yeah? How had a maneuver out of one? How
- 40:37to side step your own quick stepping in your own quicksand you know, like
- 40:43she threw some pebbles down and just right out of that and got Colin right
- 40:49back. Yeah. I mean, okay, so right now I am deeply
- 40:54attracted to Colin, have been from the beginning. I will write off.
- 41:00I will sorry, I will not write that off. I will co sign
- 41:04all day long. I'm with you, absolutely. It is a right,
- 41:07it's a tax rite off. It is. He's so fine and he's such
- 41:13a you know, we've watched him with his girlfriend. I have so many
- 41:16thoughts, Amy, I don't even know where to start. But well,
- 41:20I'm like literally going crazy right now. No, no, please, do
- 41:22you want the sailboat again? I mean, should that? No, I'm
- 41:25kidding, I'm kidding. Go ahead, all right, So he we've watched
- 41:30him be such a great partner in that he has not engaged with a single
- 41:37female in an inappropriate way until this season. And so you know, I
- 41:42didn't love listen. I really hated him walking in on Gary and I'm sure
- 41:46you've already unpacked that and Mads, Mads, but that was really upsetting because
- 41:53I just think better of him and I don't like that, and that was
- 41:57a bummer. But other than that, like he's been, he's just a
- 42:00real He makes mistakes and then he handles them, you know, and that's
- 42:06what you want out of your partner. That's all you can ask for.
- 42:08We're all gonna make mistakes, you know, but the way you handle it
- 42:14is the whole thing. Okay, I need to say this so that like,
- 42:17it's super hot. I get it. I want it for her.
- 42:22Put it over to the side. Now, I believe I was sitting there
- 42:28thinking about Gary. Gary's in my head. I was like, Okay,
- 42:34have we ever seen Gary have a close male friendship other than Colin? M
- 42:40other than that transom you know on the boat. I'm kidding, it's a
- 42:46it's a part of the boat anyway. I mean, I am so wound
- 42:52up by missing things. I know, I know. I'm like, I'm
- 42:58like stuck on some stupid over here. So don't mind me. Okay,
- 43:00No, we have not Okay, don't you know he's always on a boat.
- 43:05We don't follow him in his real life, I know, but but
- 43:07we've been on a boat with many different men, Okay, with him.
- 43:12Here is my philosophy, Okay that I came to watching it last night because
- 43:17Gary has me worked up. I believe that the only reason, one of
- 43:23the only reasons he could have such a close friendship with Colin is because Colin
- 43:29was never available. He was never a threat. He was never getting any
- 43:35of the other women. My god, I am wow. I didn't see
- 43:42this coming. I didn't see this coming at all. I need to take
- 43:45a deep breath of the sea air. Yeah, breathe it in. Dang,
- 43:52you are so right anxiety right now? Wow? Okay, Okay.
- 43:58So I say that because the way he's handling this with Colin is so bad.
- 44:07You know, forget about the fact that he's still flirting with her beyond
- 44:12and all of that. It's like him not being able to take accountability.
- 44:15And no, we got it at the very end, but I feel like
- 44:19that was forced by production and by Daisy. But his natural instinct was just
- 44:29like to be completely defensive with his friend. And I think Colin has every
- 44:37right not to trust him because I don't actually know like Colin is, Gary
- 44:43is. So he's such an arrested development and I don't know how deep he
- 44:53can go with anyone. Absolutely, he's gonna be on the sea for life.
- 44:59I mean this is we're looking at his life long term. And I
- 45:02mean this is the same as like a Southern charm. It's like Shep.
- 45:06I mean, Shep should just be on a ship. I mean, he'll
- 45:08put a charter. He's just to be a full time charter guest. Shep
- 45:13and Austin and Gary could just sail off into the seas for life. I
- 45:17mean, I completely agree and par for the course of people on reality television,
- 45:22but it is concerning and well, I mean, I don't say concerning.
- 45:28I mean I don't really care if people can live their lives right put
- 45:30however they want to. But in this situation, Gary being very selfish about
- 45:36wanting, you know, really putting out the energy towards Daisy that they have
- 45:39something, as if he really has any intention of going the distance with Daisy,
- 45:45which I think is very manipulative to do to her because, like you
- 45:50said, he's still carrying on kind of flirting with her. He didn't tell
- 45:54Colin, but you can tell he was resistant. I do appreciate that he
- 45:59didn't tell on some level because he was, you know, because Daisy told
- 46:02him not to. So I don't think that's why he didn't tell Colin.
- 46:07Well because why because he Why didn't he tell Colin? I just don't think
- 46:13he wanted to tell Colin. Maybe it was because Days said it, but
- 46:17then he definitely did it in for production. I mean, he definitely said
- 46:22that when he said it in front of the cameras. So I'm not buying
- 46:27that. I'm just not buying it. I know he said it. I
- 46:31just don't know that I'm buying it. I think it totally took his legs
- 46:38out that Colin and Daisy had something going on. I do think he really
- 46:44has feelings for her. I actually do. Yeah, I think he does
- 46:47too, but nothing long term. He couldn't stay in a relationship right,
- 46:52he just had He doesn't know that. I don't think he fully understands himself
- 47:00on any level. So he has these fleeting thoughts and then he believes them
- 47:06in the moment, and then another pretty girl walks by and you know it's
- 47:12gone. Yeah, I mean, look how quickly he just runs over to
- 47:14Madgine's like, where are we in this? You know he's got He's on
- 47:16this weird. Maybe this is just ship life for a guy like this,
- 47:21because the way that they have their lives patterned out with having these short flings,
- 47:27these quick romances that either are involving feelings or not. He's so used
- 47:34to this type of behavior. Yes, because he's just out of control.
- 47:37I mean he does no whereas Daisy can go on a charter and not hook
- 47:42up with anybody, or just maybe make out with someone and have some fun.
- 47:45But he's really committed to getting with somebody, every single charter or multiple
- 47:50people, and he really gets like high on that, you know, I
- 47:53mean just the manic it's like manic behavior, these manic relationships. Yeah,
- 48:00And and Colin is so steadfast. He's completely different from Gary, which is
- 48:06wild, which goes back to your point, which is that he's no threat
- 48:09to Gary, hasn't been this entire time, which is why they can be
- 48:13right. So my god, Like, if Colin were to have gone after
- 48:19Mads, I mean, that would have caused a problem with them anyway,
- 48:22any person, if he would have gone off after anyone on the ship,
- 48:27it would have caused a problem with Gary because even when and I can't believe
- 48:31I've warmed to Chase, that's the crist No, I can't believe that it
- 48:42was such an astute comment because you can't, you know. It's yeah,
- 48:45there's a love triangle between three heads of the departments. That's crazy. Is
- 48:52crazy, it is. Yeah, when he said the thing about you know,
- 48:57oh, I wish the chef was in bed with me, and then
- 49:00Gary was like me too, or I'd like kind of a consituin I Gary's
- 49:05being dead ass about that. That's not no, you know, he's not
- 49:08just playing no. And I also think because Gary knows protocol, he knows
- 49:15how to be the first mate and to run the crew. So when Jesus,
- 49:22when the thing between Chase and Jesus was happening, and it was really
- 49:29inappropriate for Gary to throw Chase under the bus in the way he did,
- 49:35and he knows, he knows better and he's been better than that. I
- 49:38don't know why. Yes, I don't understand that part of Gary this season.
- 49:44Well, I think that he knows that Jesus is way, that Mads
- 49:49is attracted to him, and he's really good looking guy, and he was
- 49:53trying to find a little bit of like control in the situation and to sort
- 50:00of ingratiate Jesus to like there was something going on that I can't exactly pinpoint
- 50:07it, but he it wasn't about it was about Mads, and it was
- 50:14about him manipulating the situation. That completely makes sense. And it's weird because
- 50:22we've not seen this before on that level with him, the way he treats
- 50:25crew because and I guess probably before because in the past he's always gotten in
- 50:30there so fast and like marked his territory so to speak. I mean,
- 50:35this guy you get him in a jacuzzi, he'll just grab any gal and
- 50:40god, I know I might. I find him so unattractive with love that
- 50:46with love, I think he's an attractive person, and for the first several
- 50:50seasons he was super cute, and but now seeing really very clearly, you
- 50:55can see his flaws and you can see his manipulation and it is all wonky.
- 51:00I mean, it is just up and down, and that is what's
- 51:04really unattractive. Yeah, maybe that's it, but I've never really quite found
- 51:09him attractive just I mean, he's cute, but I don't understand. I'm
- 51:14like, but you know what, I've never been, never been next to
- 51:16him. I mean, maybe there's something that goes on. I do think
- 51:20that women are so used to men not being super demonstrative, and so if
- 51:28there's any lesson sort of like the Jill Zarin lesson about don't squeeze it too
- 51:31tight, I feel like he is so flirtatious and gives so much, and
- 51:37women aren't really used to that. Like I think we think they're used to
- 51:42that, but they're not actually really used to that level of sort of I
- 51:45guess love bombing or flirt bombing or whatever. It is, and so it
- 51:51works. It works. Wow. You know this episode when it began in
- 51:59Days, when Daisy was in Collins Bunk and she's like, are you okay
- 52:02with me? And he's like, my heart is saying, you know,
- 52:06my head is saying, my heart is saying, let's go, but my
- 52:07head is saying no, I'm a Genie bottle. You can rub me the
- 52:10right way, you know you just so he was basically like I thought when
- 52:16we left off with that scene, perhaps Colin was gonna dip out, you
- 52:21know, I really did. Then all of a sudden he dips back and
- 52:22he's like, well, you know, after my policy in life is honesty,
- 52:27I'm exhausted with love love. And then I'm like, oh he's out
- 52:30and he's like we'll be fine. I'm like, whoa, okay, So
- 52:32he's back in and then then this thing happens in the bed where Daisy's like,
- 52:40Gary, stop, what are you doing in my bad And then he's
- 52:45like you're an idiot. You're like a stage five idiot, get out or
- 52:47whatever. She's like, I'm going to bed. That was so good.
- 52:51It was very It was so funny, and then I thought, oh my
- 52:53god. And then the next morning, I thought, oh, they're going
- 52:55to brush it off, but then he's like, I'm not talking to you,
- 52:59and then of course they do talk, and then he's like I'm pissed.
- 53:05I'm like, oh, this is it. And then she's like,
- 53:07you're both in my fucking head. I don't know where I was, I
- 53:13don't know who I was with. And then finally he's like, you have
- 53:15to take accountability. And the next thing I know, they're in the engine
- 53:19room and she apologizes. Then he's rubbing her little legs and I'm like,
- 53:22these guys they can it can handle anything. Yeah, it's he just it's
- 53:27amazing to me. Which it just goes to show Colin is willing to work
- 53:30through stuff because he and that he's willing to put his friendship on the line
- 53:36with Gary and continue. That's what I thought was interesting about this, and
- 53:40I very curious about what happens because I don't know where everything is in real
- 53:45time. Me neither. I. You know, Listen, I think like
- 53:51Daisy and Colin make sense together, and he knows that, and so they
- 53:58they could go the distance, like for real, for real, and so
- 54:01I think, yeah, he is he wants to see what's going on,
- 54:08you know, But I don't know. I mean, I thought she fell
- 54:16apart, you know, I know, she's she's been great. I think
- 54:21I think that this is maybe her lap, Maybe she has one more season
- 54:25in her I know. Yeah, you know, people hit a wall,
- 54:29but you do hit a wall in this business, especially if you're someone who
- 54:32wants to have a family or be in a really you know, it's it's
- 54:36not sustainable necessarily, and it's so so draining. And I think she the
- 54:43way she's treating Glenn, Captain Glenn is outrageous. It is pretty intense,
- 54:51like, yeah, she really they're right about her in the sense that she
- 54:54doesn't really take accountability for stuff. I mean when the new well, first
- 54:59of all, let's talk about uh, the new charter guests coming aboard,
- 55:02and and boy that that lineup of cut out Maxie dresses Deanna and that just
- 55:12a soft dissolve into them all on the line and their macro may like swim
- 55:16cover ups as Yeah, I love it. I love it so much.
- 55:22It's right, it's not wrong. No, it's so on, it's sup
- 55:27perfect. Right. Yeah, But so after they had the hole too close
- 55:35to the boat thing, and and Daisy kind of is like somewhat around,
- 55:39but she's doing her own thing. Oh, by the way, that mosaic
- 55:44sushi Alicia, she's unbelievable. Well, I'm saying it like Daisy Lesha,
- 55:52this mos no, but it's it's Alicia. Everyone's saying it different, like
- 55:59Daisy says I Lesha, and Glenn says Alicia. You know, like I
- 56:02don't, I have no clue, nobody else you're you're here to say on
- 56:07this day, June twentieth, that it is Alisha. Yeah, I think
- 56:12so you're like take everything you thought and just toss it right out the goddamn
- 56:17window. It's just a good old fashioned Alisha. But is very freeing for
- 56:23me. I feel free with that knowledge. I mean it could be a
- 56:27Leicia for all I know. I mean that's what it probably is, because
- 56:30there's an I, not an A. But it could be Alicia. And
- 56:34then then we're all off. So I don't know. Jesus. Well,
- 56:37now Jesus is just like he just waves and she comes, so he doesn't
- 56:42even need to say her name. But anyway, Glenn is not happy because
- 56:47he sees that the guest, well Tim, is coming to look for one
- 56:51of the stews, and Mad's is like tells, Daisy, I was just
- 56:54putting glasses away and I was on my way up, and like, you
- 56:58know, they were looking for something, and Daisy like, it's literally unreasonable
- 57:02to have off off and still hops our all times. I mean, it's
- 57:08so we have a time stamp, a time stamp. Like later, it's
- 57:15like seventeen minutes have gone by and they're pouring their own wine at dinner,
- 57:19and Glenn's like, are you staying on top of it? Have you checked
- 57:22on the guests? And she's like, uh, Glenn, it's been like
- 57:25five of fucking minutes. And meanwhile they go out there little like serving their
- 57:30own I mean, they're like doing turndowns, you know, busting the table,
- 57:36turn doown service. So he's just like, oh, try to stay
- 57:40up on top of it, you know. And he's trying to be nice.
- 57:43But like she did, she's got to be on the ball a little
- 57:46bit more with these guests or tell the other guys to stay up there more
- 57:51often I get tuning out. Yeah, it's not good. And Glenn is
- 57:55so friendly. He's just so friend. I'm friendly. He's like, you
- 58:00don't even have to call me captain and just call me pal, you can
- 58:01give me a hug. I don't care. But now he's really he's starting
- 58:06to act a little like he's pulling from Captain Lee's playbook, has to And
- 58:12I'm getting a little concerned because we don't want to bring this out of Glenn.
- 58:15We you know, he just wants to play che amy amy. We
- 58:20got to bring this out of Glenn. I actually was disappointed that he didn't
- 58:24go harder at her. It's in subordination at this point. WHOA, I'm
- 58:34sorry, it is, it honestly is. And in addition, my anxiety
- 58:40is sky high right now when you you know, everyone's upset with Sandy in
- 58:47the way that she micromanages, right, and she does, she does.
- 58:51That's not a way to lead, you know. And I think she's sort
- 58:53of like pulled back a little bit. But this is the flip side of
- 59:00not micromanaging. Is like the crew is getting away from you, and like
- 59:06Interior is getting away from him right now, like she's she's got to get
- 59:12chucked, like she has to get checked quite hard. But I'm in love.
- 59:17I've got a fucking thing to figure out. How this He's on my
- 59:21fucking aad, Glenn, you're in my fucking ad. Well, Dazy,
- 59:23I don't want to be here. If you just check on the guest a
- 59:27little more often, I'll get out of your head. Doesn't want to be
- 59:31sitting there, he doesn't. He wants to be up here, and he
- 59:36doesn't even want a captain. He just wants to sail. Yeah, you
- 59:40know, and you know what, but here's the thing with Gary and with
- 59:45Colin, he has that support and that is what he should. You know,
- 59:51you should have a crew that is working and that you can count on.
- 59:54And he cannot count on Daisy right now. Ooh sorry, wow,
- 1:00:00wow, wow, that's not cool. I don't like that. I love
- 1:00:05that he is Gentil guarantee. Is he from Iceland? Wait he's in Canada?
- 1:00:13Canada? Oh my god, I'm dying. I'm dying. But I
- 1:00:17love that in his confession he's like, I don't know what's going on with
- 1:00:20Davy, but the guests expect quality on board and you know what. Also
- 1:00:24that he's throwing down on Mads like she pops the champagne. He's like,
- 1:00:28that's why you have a fucking cage. Like I'm like, whoa, Glenn,
- 1:00:30WHOA Like I think he's gonna go too far in the other direction because
- 1:00:34it's all been withheld for so long, and I'm a little concerned anyway.
- 1:00:39I will say the tuna hungary phrase was hilarious, disgusting, and I would
- 1:00:47never eat sushi off a human being in my life, but God bless them
- 1:00:52for, you know, having some fun with it. And when that guest
- 1:00:57walked into that glass door and he was nowhere to be found and they had
- 1:01:00to cut too, She's like, yeah, when I was twenty tall,
- 1:01:05you know what I mean, Like it was the greatest edit ever fifteen minutes
- 1:01:10and he's bleeding. And also I'm like, Tim, go to the fucking
- 1:01:14bathroom. Head up. Yeah, he was like, are you a bird?
- 1:01:22He was like, I think the fact that cameras were on him,
- 1:01:27it's mortifying. You're mortifying to walk into a glass door, period. I've
- 1:01:31done it. Yes, I hope you have to have you I'm I'm certain
- 1:01:36I have. I didn't like at a church upstate, New York when we
- 1:01:39were on vacation, a huge, like huge church and I was walking out
- 1:01:45for whatever reason, full pews, full with people, and I peeked walk
- 1:01:50right and beautiful and I slammed into it, reverberated, and I was like,
- 1:01:55but I just had to walk out the door and give myself. Did
- 1:01:59you bless yourself with the water before you left? Is the question. I
- 1:02:01probably splashed it on like, but you know, I think the cameras being
- 1:02:07on him. I think he was just so mortified. He was just stuck.
- 1:02:12Oh, I think you're right he was. He was in shock.
- 1:02:15He was He's just in shock. He had a face print on the I
- 1:02:17mean, and then his friend took a picture of the face print. Foul.
- 1:02:27Now, I threw up in church putful putful, you know, I
- 1:02:30mean, you know everyone's done something with a puful audience, and you know
- 1:02:35we've all been there. But I threw up when I was little, just
- 1:02:38in front of everyone. Don't. Don't didn't really, I mean, it
- 1:02:42was mortifying, but I was also a child, So who cares? You
- 1:02:45kept it moving? Yeah, you dipped out after Anyway. I did understand
- 1:02:51Daisy not listening while they were docking. Now that because like when they were
- 1:02:57when they went to the tim meaning and Gwen again and Daisy, this is
- 1:03:00the second time she's gotten like raked over the coals during the tip meeting He's
- 1:03:05like, I know everyone's tired, and at the end of the season,
- 1:03:07a Daisy, but in please keep your radios on, fucking Daisy. And
- 1:03:13then Daisy's like, well sometimes with all the caun't here the and then passing
- 1:03:17through in the radio and uh like she was really tongue tied, and I
- 1:03:21thought, and then Glenn going that's an excuse. I was like, whoa,
- 1:03:25he really came in hot. But every single time we know this and
- 1:03:30Captain Lee, oh, he gets so pessed. And so to Sandy.
- 1:03:31If you were on your radio during docking and you have nothing to do with
- 1:03:36the docking itself, you better just jump overboard and keep swimming. Don't come
- 1:03:40back. You cannot interfere with that radio transmission of the communication that goes on
- 1:03:46between the deck crew and the captain. It is imperative that they keep those
- 1:03:51lines open for them and them only. And so why would Daisy or any
- 1:03:57I mean, I understand in a perfect world that she should be listening,
- 1:04:00But to be honest with you, I get it. You tune out during
- 1:04:03docking because they don't want none. They don't want none, and you don't
- 1:04:08want none either, you know what I mean? Like you kind of split.
- 1:04:11You're separated the stew, the crew. The stews and the deck crew
- 1:04:16are completely separated during that time. You do you and I'll do me.
- 1:04:20Very unexpected that someone would get injured and you'd be calling on the radio.
- 1:04:24And in my opinion, I know that Gary has a job to do.
- 1:04:28He didn't have time to come and get Daisy. But someone should have probably
- 1:04:31gotten Daisy. They tried. I'm gonna go te now, I'm gonna go
- 1:04:38team Daisy on this only for those reasons. Now, I do feel like
- 1:04:41she's slipping in on the rest of the ship. But this I give it
- 1:04:45to her. Okay, rebuttal Now did you rebuttal Is, did you see
- 1:04:47her turn the volume down? I didn't even see the ear piece in her
- 1:04:51ear I mean she was chatting, turned it down. She turned it down.
- 1:04:55She did the volume on the radio while they were calling her down.
- 1:05:02I had a tele falcking story about a banshee that I heard that was howl
- 1:05:06in the middle of the lines in Dublin. Yeah, so, I mean,
- 1:05:14I don't know what to say. I mean, she her head was
- 1:05:17in sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, that's the only thing
- 1:05:23she had in her head was like I'm gonna see sister now. The fact
- 1:05:27that's been three years that helped me. So I'll put a point over on
- 1:05:31your side for Daisy on that one, because I was like, okay,
- 1:05:34she literally hasn't seen her sister in three years. That's the same. Yeah,
- 1:05:39and she had sister on the brain, but no, I I gotta
- 1:05:45you know, they called for a few times. She turned it down mid
- 1:05:49call. You know, it was about like it was about close to the
- 1:05:54end. People do need things, I mean, and for her again,
- 1:05:58you know when she was like when docking, I tend to zone out.
- 1:06:01Yeah, girl, she dipped out. She dipped out. Oh did she
- 1:06:05ever? She Also I felt like when they were like oh thank you,
- 1:06:09she was like no problem. It's like, well that's your job, like
- 1:06:13in terms of everything right right right When they had to move inside because the
- 1:06:18sun was too bright or whatever, that pissed off Glenn so hard. And
- 1:06:23then that was that was you know, on the bubble, because what are
- 1:06:28you going to do? Say like no, actually drop it. I mean,
- 1:06:30you know it gets it could be. I felt like she that I
- 1:06:34was okay with because I don't think yes, and she was there to help
- 1:06:40them. Yeah, it's like a little more awkward to make them put everything
- 1:06:44down that they've just picked up. So I r I was kind of okay
- 1:06:49with that, and I think, you know, Tim definitely loved finding a
- 1:06:54cooler spot like Tim was, you know, But listen, this is what
- 1:07:00it is. It's like and she has a supportive team like Mad's is the
- 1:07:06ship. By the way, I'm like obsessed with her. We've needed up.
- 1:07:11She's good at her job and I have needed this from a young gal
- 1:07:15on the boat, someone who is just like I'm doing me. It's casual,
- 1:07:21relaxed on any show, on any show. I want her in winter
- 1:07:26House. She needs to go to Winterhouse. Okay, okay, yeah,
- 1:07:29we need her to just march around and be a beacon of light for girls
- 1:07:33and ladies. Yeah, just sort of be like Ted Talk, Ted Talk,
- 1:07:40Caed Talk. I'm signing up. Where's the link? I want to
- 1:07:44listen, Like, this is what I'm trying to say. She knows her
- 1:07:47value. She isn't, you know. She's just like doing her and we
- 1:07:54needed that. Oh my god, so refreshing. And I wish that we
- 1:07:58all as as ladies because it comes easier to men. But I wish that
- 1:08:02US ladies could adopt her philosophy in her mindset. I think it's amazing.
- 1:08:08I'd like to see how she was raised. I'd like to know more about
- 1:08:11her family because obviously, you know, it starts at home. How did
- 1:08:14she get to this point where she's such a she's got a healthy Yeah,
- 1:08:17it's I think we are going to learn that in the Ted Talk. I
- 1:08:20think we're going to get all of those We're gonna, you know, see,
- 1:08:25string it all together for us, you know, start from the beginning
- 1:08:30a little bit. Well, Deanna Chang the montage Queen, is it over?
- 1:08:42It is? Yes, I know, I can't believe it. Oh
- 1:08:45my god, I mean there's nothing left just say. I just yeah,
- 1:08:49loved it. And it was two episodes that we got to go through,
- 1:08:51which was just a delight. Oh. I will say that I appreciate I
- 1:08:59don't always appreciate a bad joke from a charter guest. Almost I never do.
- 1:09:02I never appreciate any other jokes. However, Yeah, I got that.
- 1:09:05I got that. I did think that the timing of the gray poupon
- 1:09:11joke was pretty honest and it was like a throwback, and I liked and
- 1:09:16I liked it, and those of us in that generation will understand that that
- 1:09:20joke. So I appreciated that. That was good, that was cute.
- 1:09:25I also when I was watching over the last few episodes, I was like,
- 1:09:30I want to be in a position where I am and can like say,
- 1:09:34oh, this is the best charter staff that I've experienced, you know
- 1:09:41what I mean? Like I want to have that right, Like Andy Cohen
- 1:09:45can definitely say that he's been on a lot of charter he has he I
- 1:09:50know, good for him. I mean, yeah, you know, yeah,
- 1:09:57I also need Mosaic sushi. Now I'm is wasting time because I don't
- 1:10:00want to just but like, yeah, you know that's she is Alisha.
- 1:10:05She's so good. I am obsessed with her as a chef. I think
- 1:10:09everything she's done is amazing. It's so great. Here was that go?
- 1:10:18I won't forget you keep going. No, I have Chase and Alicia.
- 1:10:23Chase and Alicia. What's going on here? She's hm hm, Alicia,
- 1:10:32Alicia, that's going on? And see Alicia the department. Yeah, we
- 1:10:39see you, We see you, and you're not You're making me see him
- 1:10:42because I wasn't looking before totally and he's like showing his guns. I was
- 1:10:47like, wow, okay, wow, okay, okay. I mean she's
- 1:10:53catching what he's throwing and he's playing it perfectly right. You know, that's
- 1:10:59what you call like a long game, long game, a long John Silver's
- 1:11:02game, which apparently these guests who goes to Arby's and Long John Silver's,
- 1:11:08well, a lot of people watching the show probably do. So how dare
- 1:11:11you? How dam how dare you? I mean, there are a lot
- 1:11:15of people out there who love a Horsey sauce with an Arby's and that is
- 1:11:18my husband, So yeah, I would like I haven't had Arby's in a
- 1:11:23long time, but sounds incredible. And not to mention, uh, I've
- 1:11:28definitely partaken in along John Silver's on those long car rides driving from Michigan to
- 1:11:33Florida once a year with my family, and uh that we would always go
- 1:11:39to Long John Silvers at some point between Michigan and Florida. Right, So
- 1:11:44get your minds right, people, you know, really and truly don't disrespect
- 1:11:50us in that fashion. There's a lot of things you can be bougie about,
- 1:11:54but just go easy on those two. Okay, Oh my gosh,
- 1:12:01we did it. I know. Well, you'll have to come back to
- 1:12:05discuss more of below deck, sailing, yacht and others. Meanwhile, you
- 1:12:13can get your montages as a gift from the Montage Queen. You can follow
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