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It's Gonna Be MAYYYYY (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.2.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Speaking of shut up, this annoying
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  hag. Yeah, I'm not in a good mood today. Hag
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  and Kirk discusses the Drewski video. Which,
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  by the way, Drewski never said it was you. You're
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  just telling on yourself, you dumb hag. And I
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  wake up to a new headline lying about me. It
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  never said your name. You're telling on yourself.
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  You could be any conservative woman that exploits
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  her husband's assassination. Shut up. I have
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  comedians dressing up in whiteface. I love how
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  she's saying she's against whiteface while she's
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  wearing all black. I have people saying I'm not
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  fit to be CEO. You're not. You're dumb. You're
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  just doing it for the money. You're a former
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  Trump girl. The merit of God is famous. You had
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  nothing in common with. I don't believe you're
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  religious. It's phony. Shut up. And I have Candace
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  Owens claiming I murdered my husband. Yeah, and
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  then you got Candace Owens who probably had sex
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  with Charlie. Charlie probably cheated on Erica
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  because she's so freaking annoying. Mm -hmm.
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  And the list goes on and on and on. And you're
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  a cloud -chasing moron! And on. God damn, Ryan.
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  Morning, I wake up to a... So she's mad about
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  that. You're stupid. I'm sorry. You did not pick
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  the right day to post a video that I can make
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  fun of. This annoying woman keeps talking. There's
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  this UK podcaster, Madame Joyce, Madame Joyce,
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  whatever her stupid name is. Yeah, Madame of
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  nothing. She says that Klay Thompson got famous
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  on a global scale because of Meghan. As if that's
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  a good thing. He was famous with the right circle.
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  He was famous with the people that matter being
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  the NBA players. You know, Meg and the Stallion
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  fans, they live a parasocial relationship. Didn't
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  know Klay Thompson before Meg the Stallion. Yeah,
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  because you live in Britain, but they don't watch
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  NBA or have proper teeth. Didn't know Stefan
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  Diggs before Cardi B. Okay, yeah, no one knew
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  who Stefan Diggs was, one of the best wide receivers.
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  You just don't watch sports, honey. While these
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  guys have more money than these girls, these
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  girls have social and global influence. This
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  is what's wrong with the modern -day woman is
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  they want all the influence. And they get mad
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  when people respond because you're putting out
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  public statements. Shut up. Meg Thee Stallion
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  made Klay a global star. Does he want that, though?
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  Does he want annoying women like you bitching
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  at him? Shut up. Whether he wants to admit it
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  or not, these men like to use these women for
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  come -ups. Oh, yeah, it was definitely coming.
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  For social status, because, like, don't ever
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  get it twisted, girl. Don't get it twisted. You're
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  never going to find a man. You're at nine. Social
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  currency is still a currency. No, it's not. If
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  you think social currency is a currency, you're
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  not a woman you want to date. You're a girl you
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  have sex with and you immediately regret it.
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  And you're like, oh God, I had sex with her.
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  What was I fucking thinking, man? If you are
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  well known in your circle and you are well respected,
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  a guy can use that for social karma because being
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  with you makes him look good. Oh, God, you're
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  annoying. You know, during the argument, she
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  remembers things from, like, February. She just
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  is, like, you know, puts it in her brain and
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  stores it. Man, the stallion is the enemy. He
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  must be popping. He must have really got cheated
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  on. He must have just laid there like a dead
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  fish, brought nothing to the bedroom, and now
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  she's been hooked. He must be giving gas. You
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  need to be very, very careful because guys are
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  users just like girls. That's fair. But I'd say
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  girls are users more. Mm -hmm. Yeah, nine. Oh,
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  yeah. Today is going to be one of those jumbo
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  shows. Last night I pretend up on some beat boxes.
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  So what we're going to do is have ourselves a
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  dandy today. If you're listening in Fresno, it
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  is Monday morning and I recorded this on Saturday.
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  But. If you're listening the day it was uploaded,
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  Hoppy Saturday. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. A
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  sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to
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  Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know what you
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  like. Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
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  mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now.
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  What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,
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  the whole program's going to start. Okay, well,
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  hit it. All right. Boom, boom, boom, boom. The
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  semen was so big. And now for something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Hoppy. This bit would have worked better on May
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  1st, but it's still timely. We'll get to that
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  bit in a second. You can always call the show.
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  8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -W. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.
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  You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always
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  even on me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Here's
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  the thing. Ladies and gentlemen. Do you know
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  what it is? It's gonna be May. It's... It's May!
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  Woohoo! It's gonna be May. It's gonna be May.
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  It's gonna be May. Oh, it is May. Oh, one more
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  time. It's gonna be May. It's gonna be May. It's
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  gonna be May. It's gonna be May. Oh, yeah, it's
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  May. I cannot believe how fast the year is flying
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  by. I can't believe it so much. I'm gonna play
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  it one more time. It's gonna... It's gonna be
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  me. All right, I gotta be careful with the copyright.
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  Mm -hmm. Yes! I've now aligned myself with every
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  hacky morning DJ that did that. Hello, this is
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  Joseph Carballo at the Joe Show. Mm -hmm. All
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  right, without further ado, it's time for Hoppy's
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  Inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ryan, thank you for calling
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  out Erica Kirk. I know you're not conservative,
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  but I am conservative, and she is an embarrassment
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  to our party. Keep up the good work. This one
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  kind of overwhelmed me. Ryan, you are the future
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  of radio. Ha ha ha ha ha! What future? Ha ha!
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  I ain't talking about my career. I'm talking
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  about radio. Hey, at least iHeart got rid of
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  the word classic rock in all their stations.
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  We'll play the same 20 songs. But hey, we rebranded.
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  Because a consultant taught us to. And then,
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  um, this is about Allie. And I've known for 807
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  days. Came to visit. Oh, geez. I know, but I
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  met her when she was on vacation two years ago.
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  And she came to visit. And she had an Airbnb.
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  And what happened there? It happened there. And
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  we got to touch. And I went to Minnesota for
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  business. Pleasure. And I saw her last week.
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  We're figuring things out. But there was one
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  text message. I'll never forget where I was when
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  I got this text message. You know, when you get
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  a text message and you're like, oh, I'll never
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  forget that where I was. I also might have photographic
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  memory, but I swear I'm not on the spectrum.
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  Okay. We were talking about, oh my God, I can't
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  believe we're doing whatever we're doing, figuring
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  it out. I'm trying to keep things private, but
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  trying to tell things at the same time. She goes,
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  it's crazy. This is a part of Hoppy's inbox.
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  Some of it's YouTube comments. And there's one
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  from a guy I love. It says, it's crazy because
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  I've never thought about being with you because
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  of your radio show. Oh no! Makes you wonder how
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  many people I scared off, girls or guys. And
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  I mean it as friends, not like sexually. Even
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  though I'm pro -gay. Because of my radio show!
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  The one where I'm yelling like right now like
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  a jackass? You're telling me that would scare
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  girls? Which would mean Allie's even more of
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  a catch. But she was able to stick it out. I'm
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  kidding. Let's see what the fuck's going on in
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  the room. Shiloh Sanders, the washed up hack.
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  That got released by the Buccaneers. He told
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  that hottie over there, Cleland, one of the four
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  hot women, Mary Kay, the reporter. He told Mary
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  Kay Cabot to go make a sandwich. Oh, yeah. That's
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  going to help you get back into the league. This
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  is weird. The streamer Neon. I think it's trying
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  to hook up with Egg and Celia. He sent Iggy's
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  son a signed Cristiano Ronaldo jersey. First
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  of all, I didn't know Iggy had a kid. That's
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  the coolest gift ever, yeah. Is Ronaldo your
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  favorite? Yeah. And is Madrid your favorite?
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  You feel happy because you want to plow her.
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  That neon guy's always giving girls gifts. I
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  mean, that's fine, but he should be giving you
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  gifts as well. Gotta be an equal playing field.
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  Mm -hmm. Here's Kevin Hart on the Sherri Shepherd
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  show. Mm -hmm. Talking about the new wax figure
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  of him. I saw this. They said that you recently
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  got your own wax figure. You got a wax figure,
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  Kevin? No, no, no, no. Kind of looks like a character
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  from power. He didn't like it. I don't know what's
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  worse, that or the Dwayne Wade statue. Or either
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  of these guys pretending they're good husbands.
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  I don't even have glasses on. She's hot. That's
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  a combo. I think that's Tracy Morgan and Anthony
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  Anderson. All right, here you go. Kevin Hart.
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  He's so funny. That Kevin Hart is hilarious.
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  Oh, yeah. I will say, I know comedians that used
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  to go to open mics with him in Orlando, Florida.
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  He was a networker, man. He met anybody and everybody.
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  He knew how to kiss babies. It sounds weird.
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  This is the new trend on social media, and I
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  cover it. Women, and I guess men do it too, but
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  they're usually behind a podcast equipment. But
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  women love a good car selfie video where they
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  talk about men. Professional setup. There is
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  a certain type of man that women will never walk
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  away from. It's not about looks. It's not about
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  money. And it's not necessarily about status.
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  It's about how he makes her feel. I did not take
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  a rocket scientist or a woman in a car to announce
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  that. Master these eight behaviors. All right,
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  Mr. Peterson. She will fight to stay in your
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  life. Number one, the man who does not break
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  when life hits. When life gets hard, he doesn't
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  flinch. He doesn't beg, overreact, or spiral.
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  He is calm. He stabilizes her. All right. Blah,
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  blah, blah. Pretty much. You got to be stoic.
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  You got to have a little daddy energy and you're
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  fine. Mm -hmm. And if it's a meant to be, it's
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  a meant to be. Here is Angel Reese on one of
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  her live streams. Mm -hmm. She thinks she's so
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  important. I'm embarrassed for her, man. She's
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  just so annoying. She went live and was very
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  emotional about her ex -boyfriend exposing her
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  for having 80 bodies at 23 years old. My hair
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  all day where we get like better You're acting
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  up. No. I didn't sleep with a bonnet. Oh, I realize
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  you don't sleep with a bonnet with this hair.
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  Because it's mine. Oh, okay. She got a weird
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  voice. A little testosterone. Hey, y 'all. Are
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  you getting in or you were just coming? Why don't
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  you take the scarf off? I can't. Wow. I feel
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  dumb for watching that. I didn't leave that going.
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  I'm smarter. Also, I don't think there was anything
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  about 80 bodies in there. Uh -huh. Let's see
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  here. Here's Neon. He panicked after Iggy Azalea
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  got a weirdo for writing a song about her. Well,
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  I know that. It would be fucking weird, obviously.
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  Yeah. I just wanted to clear that up. I'm not
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  a fucking weirdo. Now you are, dude. You were
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  in high school during COVID. It's not your fault.
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  You know what I mean? He made you seem like one,
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  though. What, you think I'm weird now? A little
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  bit, dude. But like creative weird. Like a G.
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  Like a G6. No, I don't think you're weird because
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  I obviously know you and I know that it's not
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  like that. If I didn't know you and you wrote
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  that, you said that lyric, I'd be like, oh, he
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  wants to fuck me, obviously. He does! You're
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  hot! Your egg is Elliot! Your black window, baby.
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  Sorry, like, definitely. You see, we should have
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  made it a bit more clear in the song. It wasn't
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  intended that way. I understand. All right, there
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  you go. Yeah, she's saying to turn there. She's
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  doing what women do when they're not into the
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  guy and you're friend -zoned. Yeah, that podcast
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  or that stream when they're together should be
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  called friend -zoned with Neon and Iggy because
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  that's all that is. He's friends on to the mix.
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  Ah, here's Demi Lovato. Gets emotional about
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  opening up about her past. In your documentary.
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  Call her daddy's just killing it. Dancing with
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  the devil. Yes. You reveal your virginity was
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  taken from you. Yeah, it is. You were raped.
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  Is it possible? Poor Demi. She just has like
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  dead eyes. Like, honey, I want to give you a
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  hug. to heal from an experience like that? I
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  think in a way, time can heal wounds. Maybe not
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  all of them. The more time that has gone by,
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  the easier it has gotten. But there's still a
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  sadness, a deep sadness inside of me that someone
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  took that from me. I dated somebody who had that
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  happen to them. With a stepfather and it's not
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  something that just leaves you. At such a young
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  age. I don't want to bring down the party. If
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  you're raping women, you're a loser with no game.
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  You are a great loser. Like the biggest loser
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  ever. I think I'm underestimating and understating
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  how much of a loser you are. If you rape women.
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  Even Hank Coe would think you're a loser. The
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  biggest loser. Loser. You're a loser. Are you
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  feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should
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  be because you are dirt. You make me sick, you
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  big baby. Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
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  That's how I feel. You shouldn't get a dirt bottle.
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  You should take a dirt nap. Wish we all well
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  someday. I swear to Nita, some streamer, she's
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  pretty cute. Mm -hmm. She discusses being bisexual,
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  which I have the authority on all things, hear
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  me out, bisexual girls. I'm not personally bisexual,
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  but I owe you the chance, bisexual girls. Mm
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  -hmm. The way I see it as a bisexual woman is
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  if I was with a woman, I'd feel very, very secure
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  because why would you pick a man over a woman?
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  I don't know. You got a penis. You have to use
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  toys then. Well, give you a choice of a two.
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  If I was a boyfriend of a bisexual woman, I'd
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  be more concerned. You could date women. Oh,
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  no. I don't think I could. I don't think I could.
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  Oh, my God. No wonder you can't find someone
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  to date. You're annoying. Sorry. Blah, blah,
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  blah. Blah, blah, blah. YNW. Oh, wait. Yeah.
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  I sound so Caucasian. YNW. YNW Malley will not
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  be getting released for his birthday. That sucks
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  for him. Donald Trump calls out Joe Biden and
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  Barack Obama on Twitter. Ring! You're a loser!
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  And you'll always be one! And your stupid fan
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  base that thinks they care about you is just
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  as dumb as you! You know, that thug D4VD, David,
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  that took poor Celeste Rivas' life and exploited
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  her and her family let her down. Yeah, this was
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  him a few days after the podcast. He was on the
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  Zach Sank show. No, it's not me being better.
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  It's me being better. Zach Sank when he was starring
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  up in radio. It's all about talking to me. Once
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  he got to national show, I got to unfollow on
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  Twitter. Oh, you're big time. I'm happy with
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  where I'm at. I'm just saying. That's why I appreciate
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  people like Fred from Kiss FM. They actually
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  still talk to you when they blow up. Here's D4VD
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  on the Zach Sang Show. A few days after murdering
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  her. Get up and get dressed for school. In the
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  morning, I put on this cool fit. She was like,
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  take that off. Put on a suit or something like
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  that, you know? I knew it was cool if she hated
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  it. I played it for her in the car. And she was
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  like, David, this song is too violent. You're
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  talking about killing people? And music? No,
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  not my son. And I was like, wait, I might be
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  on to something. Good job, Zach Singh. I'll probably
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  see you at the morning show boot camp and then
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  sit at the bar by myself. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Anti
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  -aging influencer Brian Johnson posts about his
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  girlfriend's vagina. Anti -aging influencer and
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  tech entrepreneur Brian Johnson does not believe
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  in TMI because look at these tweets he posted.
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  He starts off by announcing that he has performed...
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  on his long -term girlfriend, Kate. Then he follows...
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  Oh, yeah. Gotta use the tongue. ...close it up
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  with a report of her vaginal microbiome. You
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  can pause here to read the full tweet. All right,
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  just pausing on her vagina. I'm sure she appreciated
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  that. Although, if you got a good vagina, you
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  gotta tell the world about it. Like, I got a
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  good vag. Alabama Park. Shut up. Alabama Barker
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  was doing the neon stream. Oh yeah, he's trying
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  to plow as many women as possible. Mm -hmm. Born
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  here with a hot piece of ass, Alabama Barker.
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  How do you not? Well, here he is. Alabama told
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  him that a famous rapper tried to kill her. I
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  saw they recorded you going out of, um... Oh
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  my God. Oh my God. Something bad happened out
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  of that situation. What happened? I... No, wait.
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  Out of Balenciaga? Yeah. No, no, no. The person
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  I told you I saw? Yeah. It went bad. Oh, yeah.
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  We first started out with the chain. And then
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  after I underperformed... You didn't tell me
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  it went bad. No, yeah. Something bad happened
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  yesterday. Can't say it. I'll tell you later.
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  It's bad. He tried to threaten to kill me. Him?
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  Yeah. Wait, I was... I'm good. Oh, wow. Oh, you're
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  doing what? No, maybe not. God, Neon's trying
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  to get a little bit of that synth energy. Mm
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  -hmm. Just a little bit. It's like that 50 Cent
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  song. Just a little bit. Oh. We got another clip
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  about... I'm getting sick of the Neon clips.
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  There's another clip about Neon, about... Mm
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  -hmm. Saying that he's buying too much stuff
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  for his kid and her kid. Oh, here's father of
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  the year. More like mom of the year. Notice Blueface
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  says he doesn't want to be with old hoes every
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  year at the girl turning 18. I don't want to
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  be with no old hoes, Pat. I'm sorry. He's tired
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  of that old ass. You got to think, Pat. Every
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  year... It's a girl turning 18, you know what
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  I mean? Those girls are going to have raging
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  daddy issues. They have dating like cars. This
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  is 2026 right here. All right. Okay. That's good.
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  I'm glad he's reproducing. Those kids aren't
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  going to have issues. And here he is. Blue face
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  tells you really common. Claiming to be his fourth
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  baby mama, he's in debt and only sending 500
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  a month. You know, he talks like he's high on
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  cutting. Because he probably is, because he's
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  stupid. There you go. Great guy. That blue face.
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  Oh, it's blue face! You're the woman. This is
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  the typical hoppy hour content you can get in
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  here. Here's a woman that had her name tattooed
• 25:28
  on her man's penis. Tattooed my name on his dick
• 25:30
  after three months of dating. Yeah, my ex before
• 25:32
  me wanted to marry me. Madly in love with me.
• 25:34
  Went totally... Yeah, you're crazy, though. You
• 25:36
  got a whole arm of tattoos. That's when you know
• 25:39
  you're wild. Off the deep end, met my family.
• 25:41
  We were madly in love, so. And then how does
• 25:43
  that, like, how does that not work? How does
• 25:45
  that not work? Yeah, unfortunately, there's factors
• 25:47
  I can't control. It just ended. Small penis.
• 25:50
  It was heartbreaking for both of us. This man
• 25:52
  was the tough guy, but, like, bawling his eyes
• 25:54
  out on my security cameras. Oh, yeah, because,
• 25:57
  um, I don't know. Men have emotions. I was leaving
• 26:01
  my house. And you weren't sad. I was too. It
• 26:03
  was devastating for both of us because that relationship
• 26:05
  I truly thought was going till the end. I did
• 26:07
  not. Yeah, you know, you're getting passed around
• 26:10
  like a blonde at a high school party. That's
• 26:12
  the best ever separating. If you really felt
• 26:14
  like that, how come love isn't powerful enough
• 26:17
  to be able to overcome whatever it is? Ah, whatever.
• 26:20
  She definitely knows about coming. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 26:25
  Let me see here. Celestria, this is death certificate.
• 26:29
  It's unclear if she was pregnant. Ah, that's
• 26:31
  even worse. I don't know what you got here. Chris
• 26:34
  Brown is mad at people that think he makes the
• 26:37
  same song over and over. You can critique a lot
• 26:40
  of things about Chris Brown as a person, but
• 26:43
  he's very talented and he does different songs.
• 26:48
  Ah, it's time to make fun of that dumb woman.
• 26:51
  None is Megan. Kelly. Hoppy Hour. Megan Kelly's
• 27:34
  soul, that's the hook, write it down Blast it
• 27:37
  through the trucks from the summer to this town
• 27:39
  Turn the volume up, let them crunch their pearls
• 27:43
  in pride Megan Kelly's soul, and we're saying
• 27:50
  it loud tonight She's on screen with that plastic
• 27:58
  smile Fake outrage and a spray We got one simple
• 29:00
  fact. Everybody loves to sing. Megyn Kelly sucks.
• 29:42
  8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -B. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7
• 29:49
  -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You
• 29:54
  can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail
• 29:57
  .com. Here's Megyn Kelly critiquing the advice
• 30:03
  that Call Her Daddy gives women about sleeping
• 30:05
  around. Which this is just proving that Megyn
• 30:10
  Kelly would be real bad in bed. And here she
• 30:18
  is with my former hero, current grifter, Adam
• 30:22
  Carolla. I think this gal, like, is leaning into,
• 30:26
  she feels like this is empowering for young people.
• 30:28
  You know, Megyn would be so bad in bed. And she's
• 30:35
  too young. She's young. And now Adam Carolla,
• 30:38
  the guy that did the man show, is so different.
• 30:41
  Shut up. To have spoken to the reams of women
• 30:45
  that I've interviewed and met over the course
• 30:46
  of my life who made those same choices and then
• 30:50
  wound up deeply, deeply unhappy. Yeah, you're
• 30:54
  talking about yourself. I slept around. Probably
• 30:57
  got passed around. Now you regret it. There's
• 31:01
  not other women you've talked to about it. You're
• 31:03
  talking about yourself in third person. Because
• 31:06
  even if you do wind up getting married, finding
• 31:09
  a great partner, he doesn't care about your very
• 31:12
  loose past. You feel disgusting. And what tends
• 31:16
  to happen is women who make that choice, the
• 31:21
  reason, like she says, whatever works for you,
• 31:22
  the reason it would potentially work for one
• 31:25
  woman generally is she's looking for somebody
• 31:28
  else to make her feel Good about herself to make
• 31:31
  her feel beautiful. You're overthinking it. God,
• 31:35
  you know, she'll just use teeth and be like,
• 31:37
  this is all I can do. Here is Joey Fatone talking
• 31:44
  about sexual abuse on the Adam Carolla show.
• 31:47
  Adam's just hitting the fun topics. Oh, yeah.
• 31:52
  It was so cool. And he replaced Howard Stern
• 31:55
  and was one of the first podcasts. Now he's a
• 31:57
  douche bag. before you know what i'm saying for
• 32:01
  me i always had somebody there i mean i guess
• 32:02
  maybe i was raised a little bit better you're
• 32:04
  not hanging out with some old dude by yourself
• 32:06
  in a room anyway let's be let's be smart about
• 32:08
  it but it was just the accusations of it and
• 32:12
  stuff again for me i can speak what i've never
• 32:14
  really seen much about that where it was but
• 32:17
  yeah he was off to me in a sense he was just
• 32:19
  that it felt like he was that lonely guy or was
• 32:22
  that lonely kid that never got a chance to be
• 32:24
  a kid You know what I mean? And have friends.
• 32:26
  And now that he has money, hey, I can be your
• 32:29
  friend now. Let's hang out. It's like that mentality.
• 32:31
  And I think of it like Samuel Michael Jackson.
• 32:33
  He has that mentality of it. All right, so we're
• 32:35
  defending pedophiles now. Good. Not at all. It's
• 32:40
  terrible. A lot of stuff. And Joseph and Jeff
• 32:43
  Kobe broke up. No way. A lot of stuff. Basketball
• 32:47
  player and a lot of stuff. Hag broke up. Call
• 32:50
  the breaking news headlines. Abby Romeo was seen
• 32:55
  after the breakup with David. She's the girl
• 32:58
  from Love on the Spectrum that did not want to
• 33:01
  be intimate with the guy. It seemed to bother
• 33:03
  him. Mormon wife's dirty, rotten moron, Taylor
• 33:09
  Frankie Paul, was supported by Jesse Draper in
• 33:12
  court. That's good. Abusive women supporting
• 33:17
  abusive women. And they wonder why they're not
• 33:22
  respected in the workplace. Oh, let's see here.
• 33:26
  The ketamine middleman for the Matthew Perry
• 33:30
  incident is asking for leniency. Dan Muser is
• 33:34
  slamming Democrats for the shutdown. Yeah, loser.
• 33:38
  Like all the politicians. A Georgia driver was
• 33:42
  arrested after hitting cyclists with an SUV.
• 33:46
  The Obama Foundation sued by a fired employee.
• 33:50
  That's good. Chris Brown's ex -housekeeper fighting
• 33:53
  for dog attacked. Mike the Situation supporting
• 33:57
  Ronnie. Yeah, you know Ronnie. A Jersey Shore
• 34:01
  is a big problem for them. AOC said we might
• 34:04
  have had a gay president. And Lexi Brown, former
• 34:09
  WNBA player, or current, is mad. that people
• 34:14
  are still throwing her under the bus for possibly
• 34:17
  banging Clay Thompson. All right. It is time
• 34:24
  for Jimmy Kimmel News. You on TV with the fake
• 34:44
  grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick
• 34:48
  like you run the room But the joke lands hard
• 34:50
  when you walk in You want laughs, I want proof
• 34:53
  You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'
• 34:58
  heat All that nart, still weak You clap for yourself,
• 35:03
  that's sad Try to look cool, still bad I hear
• 35:08
  your name, I just smirk Whole vibe, flimsy, whole
• 35:10
  act, work, work Step up, step up, say it with
• 35:14
  your chest. Act tough, act tough, but you're
• 35:19
  never best to test. Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel.
• 35:43
  But they stare now, same old smile, same fake
• 35:46
  wow You swing soft with a velvet glove All that
• 35:51
  chatter, no love I came in with a soft tongue
• 35:54
  You came out sounding half one Every line you
• 35:58
  throw, I dub You want smoke, you out of love
• 36:02
  Look at you, all polished up Still ain't hard,
• 36:05
  still ain't enough I don't hate, I just call
• 36:09
  When you trip, I watch you fall Breaking news.
• 36:16
  There was some shots fired outside of Chris Brown's
• 36:18
  house. That's not good. Spirit Airlines is shutting
• 36:26
  down. Marlon Wayans' three -year -old daughter
• 36:31
  is getting into the family business. Yay! Nepotism!
• 36:35
  Good riddance! Hands up, back up, hear the crowd
• 36:44
  go now. Quiggle that big mass, that's the whole
• 36:49
  purse gone up. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy
• 36:54
  Kimmel, douchebag. Say it loud, I'll let it drag.
• 36:59
  Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
• 37:06
  Try to flex, but you lag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
• 37:18
  Oh, yeah! 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6 -4
• 37:24
  -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
• 37:30
  You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
• 37:33
  .com. Here's Jimmy Kimmel. critiquing Donald
• 37:40
  Trump's marriage. Man, kill him. He used to be
• 37:43
  so funny. Now you're a bitch. Nothing else to
• 37:49
  talk about. Everybody in LA kisses your ass because
• 37:52
  you have power. But I ain't going to kiss your
• 37:54
  ass. You're a bitch. But that wasn't the only
• 38:08
  special relationship on display last night. Our
• 38:11
  first couple, Donald and Melania, who lately
• 38:13
  have seemed closer than ever. And I like to think
• 38:15
  I played a part in that. God, you're a heck.
• 38:18
  A heck! Oh, this stupid liberal is clapping.
• 38:25
  You're all clapping. You're all douchebags. Watch
• 38:30
  them here. Watch their hands, if you will, as
• 38:34
  they enter with the king and queen. He's trying
• 38:39
  to hold her hand and she doesn't want to hold
• 38:40
  it. All right, okay. All right, there you go.
• 38:44
  I'm sure your marriage is great. Your marriage
• 38:46
  to a woman that made you a bitch. When Jimmy
• 38:49
  Kimmel was dating Sarah Silverman, he was freaking
• 38:51
  hilarious. No, he's annoying. Here is Clavicular
• 38:55
  saying he's sober. Yeah, when you're facing a
• 38:58
  lawsuit, you should probably be sober. Hey, TMZ
• 39:03
  here. How are you? How are you? What up, Dan?
• 39:06
  Look, fans, guys, if we got to ask you, I'm going
• 39:07
  to hold this for you. So you're out here hosting
• 39:09
  this amazing event for F1. Tell us about your
• 39:11
  amazing party tonight. So we're hosting McLaren
• 39:15
  at Valcarra. We just came from CeCe's rooftop
• 39:17
  over in Wynwood. So it's going to be a good time.
• 39:20
  All right, whatever. So you're hosting an event.
• 39:24
  This video is super freaking creepy. That's David,
• 39:29
  D4VD. had a foul smell in his house months after
• 39:35
  Celeste's death. So it's him and his Asian friend
• 39:38
  that definitely knew a lot. And this woman. And
• 39:42
  this is what happened. And he's wearing a shirt
• 39:49
  that says, I heart boobs. You're a creep. You
• 40:12
  know what was going on? He said it was because
• 40:28
  he took a dump. That's weird. So she said she
• 40:35
  took a dump too. That's very, I don't know what
• 40:40
  to say to that. I hope he just burns it now.
• 40:47
  I really, I really don't. I don't know if you
• 40:50
  know, but I don't like him. I don't know why
• 40:53
  I said it like that. But I did. And you're going
• 40:57
  to learn to deal with it. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.
• 41:04
  It's time for Alex Earl News. Ron Hoppy on the
• 41:06
  air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up in your
• 41:11
  car. In your cubicle. Got it. Wherever you at.
• 41:16
  Well, maybe you should turn it down at work.
• 41:17
  It's a little dirty. Scroll, same face, same
• 41:25
  pose Filter on thick like them fake friends'
• 41:27
  clothes Capture so deep it don't say one thing
• 41:30
  But the brand deal link always stay front page
• 41:33
  She rehearse that laugh that I'm just like you
• 41:36
  In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view Wants
• 41:39
  a mic, wants the merch, wants the podcast share
• 41:41
  Say a whole lot of words but there's nothing
• 41:43
  really there Alex Charles is a wannabe, call
• 41:46
  it daddy Wannabe, wannabe Yeah, we got it. Story
• 42:13
  time hit, but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak
• 42:16
  arc every couple of years New boy, same plot,
• 42:20
  cue the ring light glow Like we ain't seen this
• 42:22
  rerun four seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw,
• 42:25
  I'm a hot mess queen But the hair never moves,
• 42:27
  teeth way too clean Every word sound clipped
• 42:30
  from a promo sheet Whole life, one loan, sponsor
• 42:33
  me, angry shit Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her
• 42:37
  daddy Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Tryna copy
• 42:41
  every topic, every baddie Come on, I'll talk,
• 42:45
  I'll gloss But it's hollow in the center You
• 42:48
  forget about it, dinner Alex Earl is a wannabe,
• 42:52
  that's tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic
• 42:56
  Poppy, I will call it out, that's the habit We
• 42:59
  allergic to the fake Yeah, we gotta have him
• 43:04
  Runnin', runnin', they confused Clout with a
• 43:08
  soul Turn the timeline to a black hole Pretty
• 43:12
  face, they can take, that's the package But empty
• 43:14
  stays empty, you can't capture magic So we sip
• 43:17
  on truth, that I be brute Every Friday, yeah,
• 43:21
  we review If the crown don't fit, don't grab
• 43:24
  it If the mic too heavy, don't drag it Alex Terrell
• 43:28
  is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe, wannabe,
• 43:32
  wannabe Oh yeah! 8 -5 -6. 49, Abby! 8 -5 -6,
• 43:59
  4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
• 44:05
  You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
• 44:09
  .com. Oh yeah, if you have a really bad breakup,
• 44:23
  I ain't talking about a casual one. When you
• 44:27
  have a really bad breakup. And you see your ex
• 44:31
  in public. It's awkward. The two were seen chatting
• 44:34
  together at an F1 Miami event held by Sports
• 44:37
  Illustrated on April 30th, five months after
• 44:39
  they broke up. In video captured by Daily Mail
• 44:42
  and shared to social media, Alex and Braxton
• 44:44
  stand in the middle of a crowd casually chatting
• 44:46
  with each other. That's awkward. You plot max,
• 44:48
  teammate. Ahead of the event. You weren't even
• 44:51
  that good in bed. Alex filmed herself getting
• 44:53
  ready for the party. All right, there's that.
• 44:56
  She got ready for the party. Good for her. We're
• 44:58
  so proud. You know how to party, honey. Mm -hmm.
• 45:04
  Today on TMZ. Okay, there is a competition July
• 45:10
  4th weekend between Taylor and Travis. Oh, God.
• 45:13
  They're still dating. That's still a thing. And
• 45:17
  Michael Rubin. There are dueling parties. Page
• 45:20
  Six is claiming Michael Rubin moved his iconic
• 45:23
  4th of July party to avoid any conflict with
• 45:27
  Taylor Swift's wedding, which... God. Fiona Hollywood,
• 45:31
  you're all whipped. Allegedly is July 3rd. July
• 45:35
  3rd is Friday. For Taylor and Travis, it makes
• 45:38
  sense to do this over a long weekend. And Taylor
• 45:41
  and Travis are having it on Friday, which saves
• 45:42
  money, which is great. The venues are cheaper.
• 45:46
  King Charles and Queen Camila have arrived in
• 45:50
  the White House. Losers! One's the horse, one's
• 45:54
  the pedophile. They're here to celebrate the
• 45:57
  250th anniversary. 250th of our independence.
• 46:01
  Of us whooping that ass and they put the red
• 46:02
  coat on the lawn. It's diplomatic. Charles is
• 46:06
  set to address Congress. Question. Does he start
• 46:09
  with sorry? Barry Kilgan. He is saying he never
• 46:15
  cheated on Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. If you're
• 46:17
  cheating on Sabrina Carpenter, that means she's
• 46:19
  high maintenance. It's not true and I never confirmed
• 46:23
  or said anything about it. I didn't know that
• 46:26
  Barry Keoghan had an accent. I need to hear it
• 46:28
  from you. Blah, blah, blah. I'm the one that
• 46:32
  does the talking here. Happy Hot Topic. Today
• 46:40
  on TMZ. okay thankfully no one was seriously
• 46:44
  injured at the white house correspondence dinner
• 46:47
  but there was collateral damage and it has to
• 46:50
  do with being shellfish oh yeah since it happened
• 46:55
  early enough in the evening that people hadn't
• 46:57
  eaten the main course which was lobster all they
• 47:00
  had was salad they were eating salads one guy
• 47:03
  this is why i think it's a little staged but
• 47:05
  also if a person wasn't arrested i think it's
• 47:08
  staged but it's like Someone was arrested. Just
• 47:11
  eating it while the chaos was unfolding. That
• 47:13
  tells you that it was really good. That would
• 47:15
  be a great, like, salad dressing commercial.
• 47:19
  I am stunned at this. We've already finished
• 47:22
  our morning meeting, but we just found out that
• 47:25
  Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz are engaged. Oh,
• 47:29
  yeah! He is. Definitely plow on her. That's the
• 47:34
  word. I don't believe it. What do you mean you
• 47:36
  don't believe it? It's a publicity stunt. His
• 47:37
  album's getting really bad reviews right now.
• 47:39
  You don't get engaged. Yeah, you do in Hollywood.
• 47:42
  That's an annoying line. It's called bad news
• 47:45
  and even worse news. Meg Thee Stallion is now
• 47:48
  single. She said she had to dump Klay Thompson
• 47:51
  because he was cheating. He's an NBA player.
• 47:55
  Thank you, Harvey. He's going to bang her hands.
• 47:59
  They're probably better and bad to snub on these.
• 48:01
  Good point. Right here is the most successful,
• 48:03
  beautiful woman being cheated on. I don't know.
• 48:10
  Megan just has rotten vibes. And also in that
• 48:15
  song, WAP, she's the weak part. Lisa Kudrow is
• 48:21
  reflecting on her experience working on Friends.
• 48:25
  Yeah. It doesn't seem like it was the most fun
• 48:28
  and vibrant. For 20 years after the legendary
• 48:32
  sitcom, also starring Jennifer Aniston, Courtney
• 48:35
  Cox, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, and Matt
• 48:38
  LeBlanc concluded, Lisa alleges that the set
• 48:41
  wasn't always as friendly as the show's name.
• 48:46
  As she tells the Times in an interview published
• 48:48
  April 23rd, there was definitely mean stuff going
• 48:51
  on behind the scenes. Indeed, while the cast
• 48:54
  was extremely close when the cameras stopped
• 48:56
  rolling, Lisa claims the writers weren't always
• 48:59
  the nicest, especially when lines got messed
• 49:02
  up in front of the live studio audience. Lisa
• 49:05
  recalls, if you messed up one of these writers'
• 49:07
  lines or didn't get the perfect response, they
• 49:10
  could be like, can't the b**** f***ing read?
• 49:12
  Boomers are dishbags. she's not even trying she
• 49:15
  up my line but according to the actress it allegedly
• 49:19
  was worse behind closed doors she continues we
• 49:22
  knew that back in the room the guys would be
• 49:24
  up late discussing their sexual fantasies about
• 49:27
  jennifer and courtney it was intense but you
• 49:33
  make 20 million a year off of reruns i think
• 49:36
  you're fine honey Taylor Swift wants to trademark
• 49:42
  her likeness and voice. She probably should because
• 49:46
  of AI. He filed three trademark applications.
• 49:50
  All right, so she did that. Good for her. Oh,
• 49:53
  good for you, honey. The Tennessee judge has
• 49:59
  approved Days of Our Lives star Brandon Barash's
• 50:01
  request for an emergency restraining order against
• 50:04
  ex -wife Kirsten Storm. Yeah, she seems like
• 50:07
  a sociopath. I mean, literally, her name's Storm.
• 50:11
  You're a storm of a person. Claiming the actress
• 50:14
  is in a mental health crisis. Oh, yes, she is.
• 50:17
  Mm -hmm. According to court documents obtained
• 50:21
  by people in TMZ. Oh, they love saying, we obtained
• 50:23
  it. Good job. Brandon's restraining order against
• 50:27
  Kirsten was approved April 27th, following the
• 50:30
  General Hospital star being sued for eviction
• 50:33
  by her landlord. All right, so there's that.
• 50:36
  Her life's in shambles and it can't happen to
• 50:38
  a worse person. I never confirmed or said anything
• 50:45
  about it. I just disappeared. Barry Keoghan explains
• 50:48
  why he went MIA amid Sabrina Carpenter cheating
• 50:51
  rumors. Yeah, you know, she must just, I mean,
• 50:54
  she's freaking hot. Don't get me wrong. You know,
• 50:59
  she must just be so freaking like, when you're
• 51:02
  mad at her, she just makes it worse. Nearly two
• 51:06
  years after the actor and Sabrina Carpenter broke
• 51:08
  up, amid allegations he stepped out on the Grammy
• 51:10
  winner, he's addressing the speculation. Think
• 51:12
  about it. And I love all the comments. Oh, he
• 51:15
  fumbled her. Well, obviously they're cheating
• 51:18
  for a reason. And subsequent backlash. Barry
• 51:22
  said during an April 28th episode of Benny Blanco,
• 51:24
  Lil Dicky, and Kristen Bonalucco's Friends Keep
• 51:26
  Secrets podcast. This podcast, it's just a bunch
• 51:31
  of homies hanging out. Hollywood exes Olivia
• 51:54
  Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' co -parenting relationship
• 51:57
  continues to remain strong. You're doing the
• 52:03
  bare freaking minimum. And so does their personal
• 52:06
  one. Jason and Olivia, who share 12 -year -old
• 52:09
  son Otis and 9 -year -old daughter Daisy, reuniting
• 52:12
  April 27th, keeping it casual as they share a
• 52:15
  new brace. There they are hugging, even though
• 52:18
  she is the one that served him divorce papers
• 52:21
  while on stage. Happy Hot Topic! I know going
• 52:26
  outside is expensive as f*** these days, but
• 52:29
  like, is it this expensive, okay? Simone Biles
• 52:32
  is getting candid about the price it costs to
• 52:35
  walk a red carpet. Oh, shut up, hottie! You entitled
• 52:40
  brat! To TikTok, the Olympic gymnast shares how
• 52:45
  shocked she was after forking out five figures.
• 52:48
  I don't even hear her. I've spent money! Poor
• 52:51
  me! Maybe her husband is the catch. Happy Hot
• 52:56
  Topic. Little Women Atlanta's Miss Juicy is facing
• 53:00
  some serious allegations. Oh, yeah. After being
• 53:04
  arrested for allegedly driving with a suspended
• 53:06
  license and without insurance. What a dummy.
• 53:10
  An online inmate record. Especially in Georgia.
• 53:13
  It's viewed by E! News. Miss Juicy Baby, as she's
• 53:16
  affectionately known by fans. Real name, Charlene
• 53:18
  King Pearson. Can you imagine being a fan of
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  her? Oh, I love Miss Juicy. It should be Miss
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  Drive. Is being accused of driving with a suspended
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  license and without insurance. What a dummy.
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  Oh, that's never going to hit me. I'm Miss Juicy.
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  Happy Hot Topic! Ray J's claiming his body count
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  is 12 ,500. Oh, yeah. And he said people, not
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  women. So it's probably a lot of guys. On an
• 53:49
  April 24th episode of the Funky Friday podcast,
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  the sex... I'm so funky. The Can I Singer claimed
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  he slept with 10 ,000 different people. Before
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  clarifying, it's at around 12 ,500 now. All right.
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  My penis feels sore just thinking about it. Gas
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  prices in the U .S. hit a new high this week.
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  Thanks, Trump! The new national average price
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  for a gallon of gasoline is $4 .23. Wow, we're
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  above the average in Florida. Mm -hmm. According
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  to AAA. That marks the highest it's been in four
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  years. You're such a dishbag, Trump. You're a
• 54:27
  loser! And all your followers are a bunch of
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  morons that dropped out of high school. And a
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  dollar higher than they were a year ago. Thanks,
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  Dan. Appreciate it. Thanks. God, I hate you.
• 54:42
  I used to not hate him as much. He used to think
• 54:45
  he was tolerable. Now he thinks he's an idiot.
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  Happy Hot Topic. Emily Blunt isn't holding back
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  on her feelings on John Krasinski style. Oh,
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  no. I mean, her last name is literally Blunt.
• 55:02
  Emily Blunt. Smoking Blunt. Shut up. During an
• 55:06
  appearance on the April 28th episode of The Tonight
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  Show with Jimmy Fallon, the actress shares how
• 55:12
  when she first heard her husband. God, they do
• 55:14
  that thing on the red carpet where they're like
• 55:15
  laughing. We're famous. Shut up. ...husband's
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  idea of wearing a turtleneck to the 2026 Golden
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  Globes, it almost gave her the ick. I have a
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  full organ rejection to turtles. Oh, I thought
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  she was going to say full orgasm. Turtlenecks
• 55:32
  usually, but when John... Here's Jimmy Fallon.
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  I don't know how to do interviews, so I laugh.
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  He pitched me this outfit and he was like, and
• 55:44
  it's a turtleneck. I had to compose my face into
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  like impassive. Oh, that sounds great. You know.
• 55:52
  There's the laughing. I thought you looked like
• 55:54
  Michael Caine. You look so cool. Like a young
• 55:59
  Michael Caine. So cool. Wow. I truly feel stupider.
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  For listening to that. Happy Hot Topic. Do we
• 56:10
  have beef with Meryl Streep? Yeah, you know,
• 56:12
  she's probably annoying as hell. Meryl Streep
• 56:14
  has quite the resume. I'm a fan of Meryl Streep.
• 56:18
  Oh, this is Travis being politically correct
• 56:21
  to keep Taylor happy. I'll say it for you, Meryl
• 56:25
  Streep's a hag. I don't have any beef with her.
• 56:29
  You might want to wait until you see this clip.
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  The hardest thing about shooting Milan was walking
• 56:33
  in stilettos on the cobblestones. I'd like to
• 56:36
  see Travis Kelsey do that. Oh, what? You know,
• 56:41
  her first smell like broccoli. What? Travis Kelsey
• 56:45
  on new heights, clapping back at the Devil Wears
• 56:48
  Prada two -star Meryl Streep after she threw.
• 56:51
  Let's be honest, he probably didn't really clap
• 56:53
  back. He had to keep it nice for Taylor. Some
• 56:57
  playful shade. The hardest thing about shaking
• 57:00
  the lawn was walking in stilettos on the cobblestones.
• 57:03
  Reminds me of that rap song. Stilettos in the
• 57:06
  club. I'd like to see Travis Kelsey do that.
• 57:10
  Whatever. Oh, what? What? Trev. Oh, Meryl, you
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  have no idea how good I am at walking in heels,
• 57:20
  okay? All right, there you go. You know how he
• 57:23
  wants to say so much more, but Taylor's like,
• 57:25
  you can't say that. Happy Hot Topic. Ellen DeGeneres
• 57:31
  and wife Portia de Rossi have a sweet movie date
• 57:34
  night. Yeah, I didn't like this headline. Billie
• 57:38
  Eilish always acts like she's a woman of the
• 57:40
  people. Especially Gen Z. And then she's hanging
• 57:43
  out with Ellen DeGeneres? You're a phony! On
• 57:47
  April 28th, the couple steps out at the London
• 57:49
  premiere of Billie Eilish's upcoming concert
• 57:52
  movie, Hit Me Hard and Soft the Tour. While there,
• 57:55
  they have the chance to meet up with a singer
• 57:57
  and... Listen, Billy, you know she's a bitch
• 58:00
  to people and you still hung out with her? I
• 58:02
  never want to hear you talk about haters. You
• 58:05
  hung out with a moron like her. And snapped a
• 58:08
  quick selfie, which Ellen shared to Instagram
• 58:11
  following the event. The 68 -year -old captions
• 58:14
  the post, Portia and I just left the premiere
• 58:16
  for Billie Eilish's new 3D movie. Doesn't include,
• 58:19
  doesn't include her boobs. That she directed
• 58:22
  with James Cameron. Oh, be sure to go watch that.
• 58:26
  I'm sure it's so funny. The behind the scenes
• 58:29
  footage is amazing. If you weren't able to see
• 58:31
  Billie in concert, this is the next best thing.
• 58:34
  whatever the next best thing would be ellen going
• 58:37
  away and shut up you're annoying there's a young
• 58:46
  girl standing there she goes that's your son's
• 58:47
  daughter in sync star joey fatone says a woman
• 58:50
  once falsely claimed he was the father of her
• 58:53
  child the 49 year old yeah that means he doesn't
• 58:56
  pull out World opens up about being the victim
• 58:59
  of a paternity scam in the third episode of ID
• 59:01
  Network's boy band Confidential Doctrine. I gotta
• 59:04
  see that. I don't have fucking cable on. New
• 59:06
  series revealing that the incident occurred when
• 59:09
  he was just 23 years old and on tour with his...
• 59:12
  Yeah, I'll tell you. I've been through some weird
• 59:14
  pregnancy scares and it's frightening. Like,
• 59:17
  no! No! Fellow bandmates Justin Timberlake, Lance
• 59:22
  Bass, J .C. Shazay, and Chris Kirkpatrick. I
• 59:24
  thought it was Chavez. I've been saying it wrong,
• 59:27
  man. Joey recalls in the doc. I had one girl
• 59:30
  that came to my parents' house when I was on
• 59:32
  the road. Oh, wait, so the boy band's on HBO
• 59:34
  Max? Yes! I know what I'm watching! Mm -hmm.
• 59:38
  My dad opens up the door, and there's a young
• 59:40
  girl standing there. She goes, hi. She goes,
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  my name is such -and -such, and that's your son's
• 59:46
  daughter. There you go. Good stuff. Uh, whatever.
• 59:54
  Following rumors of an alleged split from her
• 59:57
  boyfriend of two years, Olivia Rodrigo says she's
• 1:00:00
  in her most important phase of love. That's what
• 1:00:03
  all women say. Phase involving friends and community.
• 1:00:08
  That's what they all say when they go through
• 1:00:09
  a breakup. Oh, I've been experiencing myself.
• 1:00:13
  While crying myself to sleep that I ruined a
• 1:00:15
  good guy. In an interview for Cosmopolitan Magazine
• 1:00:18
  published April 29, Olivia reveals to best friend
• 1:00:21
  and former Bizaardvark co -star Madison Hu what
• 1:00:24
  phase of love she's currently in right now. Olivia
• 1:00:27
  admitting, oh my God, I'm in the most important
• 1:00:29
  phase. I don't know why the fucking E! News has
• 1:00:32
  the AI reporter read the clip when we can actually
• 1:00:36
  hear the clip. No one wants to hear your boring
• 1:00:38
  voice. ...love that I'm sitting right across
• 1:00:41
  from. Whatever, dude. Don't understand. Less
• 1:00:46
  is more. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! A mom is frantic.
• 1:00:55
  A tornado siren is blaring outside. Hot as...
• 1:01:01
  All she can think about is getting to safety
• 1:01:03
  with her two children. She races to grab six
• 1:01:06
  -month -old Charles from the bassinet. Then she
• 1:01:10
  runs into another bedroom. Yeah, there's nothing.
• 1:01:12
  Listen, hurricanes are pretty bad. Don't get
• 1:01:15
  me wrong. But a tornado's trippy, man. You really
• 1:01:20
  can't have a party around a tornado. To awaken
• 1:01:23
  her two -year -old son. Mom Katie has to get
• 1:01:31
  down on her knees in order to safely grip both
• 1:01:34
  boys in her... And you know that's her favorite
• 1:01:36
  thing, getting down on her knees. Her arms. All
• 1:01:39
  as the family dachshund watches. Her husband
• 1:01:43
  Kyle is rushing home from work. Oh, God. Where's
• 1:01:47
  Kyle? Oh, geez. This is getting unfunny. Katie
• 1:01:52
  has to get down the stairs to the basement with
• 1:01:54
  both kids. The mom of two lives in suburban St.
• 1:01:58
  Louis. We spoke to Katie today. You didn't have
• 1:02:01
  time to panic. You had to act. I just thought
• 1:02:04
  I've got to get them both out of bed right now.
• 1:02:06
  And I've got to find a way. So what is this?
• 1:02:08
  Because this was like a home camera. So what's
• 1:02:11
  this? Just hurry. Like, hey, I was being a mom.
• 1:02:14
  Let me send it to Inside Edition. Way to carry
• 1:02:17
  two boys. Oh, whatever. You protected your kids
• 1:02:21
  during a tornado? Good job! Whatever. Former
• 1:02:30
  FBI Director James Comey has again been indicted
• 1:02:35
  by the Justice Department. Hey, you little loser.
• 1:02:38
  The first indictment was dismissed. This time,
• 1:02:41
  prosecutors say it's because of a message he
• 1:02:44
  wrote in the sand. Yeah, you got to be careful
• 1:02:47
  what you're doing. James Comey allegedly threatened...
• 1:02:50
  Oh, yes, Cash Patel! You drunken douchebag! In
• 1:02:54
  the life of the president of the United... You
• 1:02:56
  got crazy eyes because you're all coked up and
• 1:02:57
  probably cheating on your life. It states, and
• 1:03:00
  as you all now know, shortly after posting that
• 1:03:03
  threat, he deleted. All right, we're done. Yeah,
• 1:03:09
  Patel just seems insufferable. Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:03:15
  The Supreme Court heard arguments in a case that
• 1:03:17
  centers on a popular weed killer with possible
• 1:03:20
  links to cancer. Bayer has already agreed to
• 1:03:23
  billions of dollars in payouts related to its
• 1:03:26
  herbicide Roundup. It contains the chemical glyphosate.
• 1:03:31
  All right, there you go. The important things
• 1:03:34
  of the Supreme Court. Thanks, guys. Happy Hot
• 1:03:38
  Topic! A high stakes courtroom showdown. Elon
• 1:03:42
  Musk taking the stand, accusing OpenAI CEO Sam
• 1:03:46
  Altman of lying. Oh, you've never lied, Elon.
• 1:03:50
  You're literally a deadbeat dad. Stealing a charity.
• 1:03:54
  Musk, who co -founded OpenAI, says that that
• 1:03:58
  company broke its original promise to stay non
• 1:04:01
  -profit. Here's what we're going to do. Chad
• 1:04:04
  GBT. Chat GBT. Who is going to win in court?
• 1:04:09
  Elon Musk or Sam Alton? Your boss. Let's see
• 1:04:14
  what it says. Short answer. There's no way to
• 1:04:21
  confidently pick a winner here. There you go.
• 1:04:24
  They had a lot more. Pivoting instead to massive
• 1:04:28
  profits with products like Chat GBT. There you
• 1:04:31
  go. Billionaire problems. what's going on here
• 1:04:35
  no cameras in the courtroom today but i was in
• 1:04:42
  the third row why are there no cameras in these
• 1:04:44
  court cases it's sketchy and i can tell you that
• 1:04:48
  nick looked rattled and run down you're a loser
• 1:04:51
  you murdered your parents you're a failure all
• 1:04:54
  they did was try to help you oh but he's mentally
• 1:04:57
  ill i'm mentally ill too and i don't murder people
• 1:05:01
  His head is still shaved and he has a goatee.
• 1:05:03
  He looked pale and frail. He slumped in his chair
• 1:05:06
  and was wearing a standard jail -issue yellow
• 1:05:08
  top, meaning he is being housed in a mental health
• 1:05:11
  ward. God, he's crazy! And blue pants all...
• 1:05:14
  Dang him. That's a guy with a nickname. God,
• 1:05:18
  he's a loser. No! Happy Hot Topic! Goldie Hawn's
• 1:05:23
  golden career was carefully curated by the superstar
• 1:05:26
  and at a spry 80 years old, she says I'm... She's
• 1:05:30
  80? God, she looks good. Done it. I had a great
• 1:05:33
  career and I honor that. There you go. That's
• 1:05:38
  it. I laugh. I'm kidding. I'm absolutely kidding.
• 1:05:42
  Happy Hot Topic. I can take whatever joke you
• 1:05:47
  hit me with, but no fun when the rabbit gets
• 1:05:50
  the gun. And the rabbit is who? Oh, boy, oh,
• 1:05:53
  boy. Can this rabbit shoot? Are we wrapped? Chelsea
• 1:05:57
  Handler has no time for Kevin Hart. I ain't all
• 1:06:00
  they banged after. And gearing up to get roasted
• 1:06:03
  himself on Netflix on May 10th. Oh, yeah. Till
• 1:06:08
  then, this rabbit hit up her caller daddy for
• 1:06:11
  his own rapid -fire celebrums. Timothy Chalamet.
• 1:06:14
  The body of a German woman. God, so funny! I
• 1:06:20
  didn't expect that. Nick Cannon. It's kind of
• 1:06:22
  f***ing, but it's the truth. Hilarious! Machine
• 1:06:26
  Gun Kelly. The product of a wrong tattoo choice.
• 1:06:29
  Patrick Mahomes. Hilarious! Patrick Mahomes has
• 1:06:33
  a voice that doesn't go with his body. Wise!
• 1:06:36
  So funny! wow that's why i don't like comedy
• 1:06:40
  he's the most successful comedian ever i mean
• 1:06:42
  listen he's hard working but that wasn't funny
• 1:06:44
  load Please load. Let's turn to the late Val
• 1:06:54
  Kilmer's daughter, Mercedes Kilmer, breaking
• 1:06:57
  her silence on today on why she supports his
• 1:07:00
  controversial AI resurrection in the upcoming
• 1:07:03
  film, As Deep as the Grave. Don't fear the dead.
• 1:07:06
  My dad. It is kind of freaky. She's high, by
• 1:07:09
  the way. Knew about this project and he couldn't
• 1:07:12
  act the role, but he really wanted to be involved
• 1:07:15
  in the film. He's cool with it. That's good.
• 1:07:18
  Gotta go to the dribble. Bianca Sansori is changing
• 1:07:25
  up her style. Kanye West's wife traded in her
• 1:07:28
  usual barely there outfits for a more toned down
• 1:07:30
  conservative look. Oh, yeah. You still see her
• 1:07:35
  boobs. That ain't that conservative. Columbia
• 1:07:38
  University, April 28th as a guest critic. Bianca
• 1:07:42
  and judges were tasked with reviewing student
• 1:07:45
  submissions at the college's graduate... Can
• 1:07:47
  you imagine getting life advice from Kanye West's
• 1:07:50
  wife? ...at School of Architecture, Planning,
• 1:07:53
  and Preservation. Whatever. She would give the
• 1:07:56
  worst... Blah, blah, blah. Marry a sociopath.
• 1:08:00
  Next up, Foo Fighters. Cue the music. No! Damn
• 1:08:04
  it! Stop! All the news plays the songs that get
• 1:08:09
  played with copyright. Fuck you, Carson. Even
• 1:08:14
  though it's not your fault. Yeah, Foo Fighters
• 1:08:17
  is going to have $30 tickets. I can't play the
• 1:08:19
  headline. They got the freaking music in there.
• 1:08:22
  Ridiculous. Today on TMZ. Well, Donald Trump
• 1:08:30
  may have to fire himself because he told the
• 1:08:33
  exact same joke that Jimmy Kimmel told. They
• 1:08:35
  were married for 63 years. Years. That's a record
• 1:08:41
  we won't be able to match, darling. It's different,
• 1:08:44
  right? You can make jokes. She's not laughing.
• 1:08:46
  About yourself that other people can't make.
• 1:08:48
  You guys make jokes about me all the time. But
• 1:08:50
  we're your friends. Sydney Sweeney did not fart
• 1:08:58
  on the set of Euphoria. This video went viral,
• 1:09:01
  and you hear a fart. It's a fake fart! She did
• 1:09:06
  not on camera. There's no doubt she did at some
• 1:09:08
  point. I have it on good authority. She did not
• 1:09:11
  fart. Does she fart, though? I didn't do a follow
• 1:09:13
  -up. Dear Party News! Mike Drable's wife. Mike.
• 1:09:20
  Man, she is letting him do it. I have no sympathy
• 1:09:25
  for her. She loves it. He's sticking by his side.
• 1:09:29
  She was spotted still rocking her wedding ring.
• 1:09:32
  That's sad. There you fricking go. What's going
• 1:09:58
  on with Chet Hanks? Happy Hot Topic! It's not
• 1:10:02
  what you think, you know? Chet Hanks, the son
• 1:10:05
  of celebs Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, explains
• 1:10:07
  why he's living in a trailer park. You're like
• 1:10:10
  trash! The Running Point actor stops by The Tonight
• 1:10:14
  Show starring Jimmy Fallon, and during the chat,
• 1:10:16
  Chet goes into his musical pursuits, specifically
• 1:10:19
  his goal of becoming a country artist with his
• 1:10:21
  band Something Out West. Oh, so you're a nepo,
• 1:10:23
  baby! The celeb says he moved to Nashville to...
• 1:10:28
  All right, go have sex with Bunny XL and get
• 1:10:31
  a career. Whatever. Mm -hmm. Kate Hudson says
• 1:10:35
  she's a firm believer that things happen the
• 1:10:37
  way they're supposed to. Yeah, you know. She
• 1:10:40
  just seems, I don't know, so wishy -washy. And
• 1:10:43
  that includes missing out on iconic roles like
• 1:10:46
  Andy Sachs in The Devil Wears Prada. The Oscar
• 1:10:48
  nom stomping by the... Yeah, she's telling herself
• 1:10:51
  that to make herself feel better. Mm -hmm. The
• 1:10:54
  Drew Barrymore Show, April 3rd. Oh, the Drew
• 1:10:56
  Barrymore Show, where they touch each other.
• 1:10:59
  But if a man were to touch a woman, that would
• 1:11:01
  not be allowed. Revealing she gave up the role
• 1:11:04
  of Andy Sachs, played by Anne Hathaway in The
• 1:11:07
  Devil Wears Prada. Hang on. Never seen the movie
• 1:11:11
  besides in my aunt's house. That's whatever.
• 1:11:14
  Sophia Umansky is revealing her beauty secret.
• 1:11:21
  I am. What is it? Makeup! The 26 -year -old daughter
• 1:11:27
  of former The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
• 1:11:29
  couple Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky. Ah,
• 1:11:32
  so she's damaged goods. revealed during an april
• 1:11:35
  28 tick tock that she recently underwent breast
• 1:11:38
  lift surgery after weight loss from using glp
• 1:11:41
  -1 medication i'm on jar for a little over a
• 1:11:43
  year now and at first i lost a ton of weight
• 1:11:45
  very rapidly and then i gained weight back and
• 1:11:48
  then not she's doing that thing the girls do
• 1:11:51
  that so riveting contact you know what it is
• 1:11:54
  putting on makeup in front of a mirror riveting
• 1:11:57
  stop you're so bold and brave Wow. You're doing
• 1:12:04
  makeup in front of a video like Alex Earl? How
• 1:12:07
  original. It's time for Britney Spears news.
• 1:12:19
  Got it. Fuck my haters. Talk wild bout sex, love
• 1:12:32
  datin' Sleep beat, sun signal, hit the equator
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  Local boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame Lula
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  on the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her
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  for the plan Whole thing spun by the suits, not
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  Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy They
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  angles Every tabloid angle, all triangles Spin,
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  spin, spin till the truths look fake Whole fanbase
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  fake like a birthday cake You were hashtags,
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  merch, and a wristband They were private jets,
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  you were Quintan Bringing on this black crap,
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  crazy, crazy Y 'all got played and the story
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  got hazy They sold you a script, y 'all called
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  You can always email me Brittany entering rehab
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  on her own is likely a factor the district attorney
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  took into consideration. If somebody is self
• 1:14:59
  -motivated to do better, it shows that they're
• 1:15:02
  taking accountability. Yesterday is the first
• 1:15:05
  time Brittany has been seen out and about since
• 1:15:07
  reportedly completing rehab, looking carefree
• 1:15:09
  in the passenger seat of a Mercedes -Benz G -Wagon
• 1:15:12
  with her feet up on the dashboard. On the same
• 1:15:15
  day, prosecutors formally charged the 44 -year
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  -old with driving under the influence of any
• 1:15:20
  alcohol and drug. The Ventura, California District
• 1:15:23
  Attorney's Office tells Access they will offer
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  Brittany what's called a wet, reckless plea.
• 1:15:28
  Oh, yeah. Even on Monday as NBC legal analyst.
• 1:15:31
  It's the first time she's been wet in years.
• 1:15:32
  There you go. There's Brittany Ness. Isn't your
• 1:15:37
  life better off now that you know that? Happy
• 1:15:40
  Hot Topic! Brooke Hogan is shutting down the
• 1:15:45
  rumor mill. The daughter of the late Hulk Hogan
• 1:15:48
  claps back at speculation that she's romantically
• 1:15:51
  involved with her HGTV Rock the Block teammate,
• 1:15:54
  Scott McGilvery. Listen, I like Brooke Hogan.
• 1:15:59
  I know people that know her. She's a very nice
• 1:16:01
  lady, very hot ass woman. But the thing is, if
• 1:16:05
  you're having to address it. there might be a
• 1:16:08
  little truth well 28th the 37 year old takes
• 1:16:11
  to instagram to share 37 It was of Scott spending
• 1:16:17
  time with her husband, Steven Olekski, along
• 1:16:21
  with their 16 -month -old twins, Oliver and Molly.
• 1:16:24
  The reality star writes in the caption, people
• 1:16:27
  love to speculate. There's been a lot of people
• 1:16:29
  commenting on posts of me and Scott suggesting
• 1:16:32
  we have a thing going on. And honestly, it's
• 1:16:35
  just mean and hateful. Maybe they're in an open
• 1:16:37
  relationship like Tampa Morning Radio, where
• 1:16:40
  it's a little more one -sided on a man. Happy
• 1:16:42
  Hot Topic! Let's go to Hollywood now where cameras
• 1:16:48
  were rolling as Dwayne Johnson was pulled over
• 1:16:51
  by police. We were with The Rock just minutes
• 1:16:56
  earlier on Hollywood Boulevard at the star -packed
• 1:16:59
  Walk of Fame ceremony for Emily Blunt and Stanley
• 1:17:01
  Tucci. Dwayne was pulled over less than two miles
• 1:17:12
  away. The offense? Tinted windows. He's famous!
• 1:17:15
  I love him! Douchebag! He kept his cool as he
• 1:17:20
  talked with the officer. At one point, getting
• 1:17:22
  out of the car to grab his license, then signing
• 1:17:25
  the ticket before leaving. There you go. I don't
• 1:17:29
  like cops. I like the good ones. The problem
• 1:17:33
  is the good ones don't run in departments. I
• 1:17:37
  realized that I wasn't mad at him anymore. I
• 1:17:44
  was still kind of mad at America because when
• 1:17:48
  he went off the rails and went crazy, a lot of
• 1:17:50
  people seemed to enjoy that. Yeah, you know,
• 1:17:52
  it's kind of funny that I was in high school.
• 1:17:56
  But he just kept saying, no, no, no, you know,
• 1:17:58
  I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be
• 1:18:01
  ready for the show. I thought, well, OK, you
• 1:18:03
  know, let's let's if the time is to be honest,
• 1:18:06
  let's let's be honest. Time heals as John Cryer
• 1:18:09
  reveals he's in a place of forgiveness with his
• 1:18:12
  two and a half men brother, Charlie Sheen. Oh,
• 1:18:14
  my God. I used to love that show. Until Ashton
• 1:18:18
  Kutcher ruined it because he's a douchebag. Saying
• 1:18:21
  he's open to friendship again. That's good. 15
• 1:18:25
  years after... Wow, that's giving me a crisis.
• 1:18:28
  Charlie's off -camera behavior derailed their
• 1:18:31
  hit sitcom. I do need to take responsibility
• 1:18:34
  for the damage I've caused. He's a very complicated
• 1:18:36
  guy, and we had a complicated relationship. I
• 1:18:39
  knew him as a... All right, there you go. What's
• 1:18:43
  going on here? And finally, Nikki Glaser, the
• 1:18:50
  hilarious comedian, is sitting down... Oh, she's
• 1:18:51
  so funny! with Willie Geist for this weekend's
• 1:18:55
  edition of Sunday Today. And during their conversation,
• 1:18:58
  they banged! Nikki got real, as she's been known
• 1:19:02
  to do, about what it's like having her mom and
• 1:19:06
  dad in the audience while she taped her latest
• 1:19:09
  Yeah, I queefed! Haha, sorry mom! Is there anything
• 1:19:14
  you won't say in front of your parents? Because
• 1:19:16
  on that stage it certainly appeared not. On that
• 1:19:19
  night, no. And I even told them, like, listen,
• 1:19:21
  usually when they come to my live shows, I will
• 1:19:24
  literally say into the microphone, hey, dad,
• 1:19:26
  you might want to go out to the merch booth and
• 1:19:29
  get a T -shirt right now. But for the special,
• 1:19:31
  I couldn't really tell him to leave because we
• 1:19:33
  were at a taping and I just had to disassociate.
• 1:19:35
  I am Benjamin! Sorry, dad! Kathy Hilton's proving
• 1:19:42
  anyone can get scammed by AI, including the rich
• 1:19:46
  and famous. During the Season 15 Real Housewives
• 1:19:49
  of Beverly Hills reunion... But you're stopping!
• 1:19:52
  ...on Bravo and Peacock May 1st, Kathy Hilton
• 1:19:55
  revealing she was duped by an AI -generated diet
• 1:19:58
  falsely tied to Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama,
• 1:20:01
  and Kelly Clarkson. Mm -hmm. Kathy admitting
• 1:20:05
  to her fellow castmates, I went on the Jell -O
• 1:20:07
  diet. There's a new Jell -O diet that Oprah Winfrey,
• 1:20:09
  Michelle Obama, Kelly Clarkson did with vinegar
• 1:20:12
  and baking soda. While she says she dropped a
• 1:20:14
  couple pounds, the 67 -year -old. I said she
• 1:20:17
  fell for it. The boomers don't know how to handle
• 1:20:21
  it. stepping into this role as a bachelorette
• 1:20:27
  will be new for me last year my client she was
• 1:20:30
  announced as abc's bachelorette the season was
• 1:20:32
  supposed to she's a sociopath debuted on march
• 1:20:36
  22nd however on march 19th the same day he filed
• 1:20:40
  his amended request for a protective order a
• 1:20:42
  news outlet published the video of this incident
• 1:20:45
  yeah you know where she beat up the man and if
• 1:20:48
  a man did that to a woman he'd be charged but
• 1:20:50
  ah she's a beautiful woman for a tv show And
• 1:20:54
  women wonder why they're not always respected.
• 1:20:56
  Women want equal rights. And they so deserve
• 1:21:00
  it. I cannot specify that enough. But if you
• 1:21:03
  want equal rights, you gotta be charged equally.
• 1:21:08
  In one of the biggest bombshells in court yesterday,
• 1:21:10
  it was revealed that one of Taylor's Secret Lives
• 1:21:12
  of Mormon Wives castmates, Jesse Draper, claimed
• 1:21:15
  to have witnessed Dakota threatening to release
• 1:21:17
  that very video to destroy Taylor. Of course
• 1:21:20
  Jesse's going to say that. That's her friend.
• 1:21:22
  That's her homie. Just as her bachelorette season
• 1:21:25
  was about to premiere. Taylor, I just, I don't
• 1:21:28
  like the non -accountability. And in that video,
• 1:21:32
  she seemed like the type of woman that like,
• 1:21:34
  just pouts. the bear. It's never like, oh, I'm
• 1:21:37
  going to go outside for five minutes. She just
• 1:21:38
  pokes the bear during the argument. Shut up!
• 1:21:42
  Understand, he denies having done this. In addition
• 1:21:45
  to the timing, which is extremely coincidental.
• 1:21:48
  Oh, poor you! Maybe don't beat up your family,
• 1:21:52
  honey. The narration of Jesse Draper indicates
• 1:21:55
  that in the days leading up to the March League,
• 1:21:57
  that he was venting his frustrations with cops
• 1:22:00
  not doing anything. Alright, and here's the voice
• 1:22:03
  memo from Jesse Draper. and just today a voice
• 1:22:07
  memo from jesse to dakota from around that time
• 1:22:10
  has been leaked to tmz where jesse seemingly
• 1:22:12
  takes dakota's play the fucking tape right we
• 1:22:15
  know that this situation is dangerous and it
• 1:22:18
  needs to change and if she gets away with this
• 1:22:20
  with no consequences then like it's not good
• 1:22:22
  for anyone especially the kids whatever we want
• 1:22:26
  accountability and we want equal rights Unless
• 1:22:29
  we're criminally charged. Then we don't! No port
• 1:22:45
  and pad Epstein's Island, snakes in the grass
• 1:22:48
  Hoppy on the mic, spittin' up facts While MAGA
• 1:22:51
  folks blind, got their heads in the past Golden
• 1:22:53
  Tower dreams, but the soul's hollow Followers
• 1:22:56
  sippin' Kool -Aid, they blindly swallow He ain't
• 1:22:59
  a savior, just a brand to sell Narcissist king
• 1:23:02
  with a gilded shell Brian Hoppy callin' it, no
• 1:23:05
  filter, no cap Proof cuts deeper, sharper than
• 1:23:08
  a trap Not a trunk when the Epstein's Island's
• 1:23:10
  out There's tears, but the truth ain't silent
• 1:23:13
  time Just loves the reflection of Khan in the
• 1:23:16
  mirror Chasing perfection Red Hat screaming he's
• 1:23:20
  one of us But he's eating filet while they scrape
• 1:23:23
  the crust Tomorrow Lego party, champagne fountain
• 1:23:26
  While they climbing up dead like Galen Mounds
• 1:23:29
  Happy hour buzz, breaking the trance Pull the
• 1:23:32
  curtain back, man, he don't dance But the greed
• 1:23:37
  in his grin can't be disguised Donald Trump went
• 1:23:39
  to Epstein's Island Making cheers but the truth
• 1:23:42
  ain't silent He don't care, just loves a reflection
• 1:23:45
  A con in the mirror, chasing perfection Heroes
• 1:23:49
  they crave but they worship a fraud No messiah,
• 1:24:01
  just a man with a plan to take what he can and
• 1:24:04
  leave you in the sand. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
• 1:24:06
  oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. 856 -499 -OB. 856 -494
• 1:24:18
  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanOBRadio. Always
• 1:24:26
  email me, RyanOBRadio .com. So, Ryan, meanwhile,
• 1:24:44
  you've got Secretary Hexeth there testifying
• 1:24:46
  in the Senate. Over in the House, there's this
• 1:24:48
  bill that was passed to end the partial government
• 1:24:50
  shutdown. Yeah, I feel like if the higher -ups
• 1:24:53
  in the government weren't paid, then the government
• 1:24:56
  shutdown would have been fixed much sooner. What's
• 1:25:00
  the latest on that? Yeah, finally, Craig, President
• 1:25:03
  Trump signed that bill yesterday, ending the
• 1:25:05
  record 75 -day partial government shutdown. Oh,
• 1:25:09
  yeah, remember when he had that quote, like when
• 1:25:11
  Obama had the shutdown, where he's like, if the
• 1:25:13
  shutdown happens during the presidency, it goes
• 1:25:15
  on the president. And then he has the record
• 1:25:18
  longest shutdown. You're a loser! Restores funding
• 1:25:21
  for the Department of Homeland Security that
• 1:25:23
  includes key agencies like... All right, there
• 1:25:25
  it is, man. And then there's this headline right
• 1:25:28
  here. Now to a new development connected to the
• 1:25:34
  Jeffrey Epstein case. A former cellmate telling
• 1:25:37
  the New York Times he found a supposed suicide
• 1:25:40
  note written by the late convicted sex offender.
• 1:25:42
  I'm sure it's so real. Just weeks before his
• 1:25:47
  death, NBC senior legal correspondent Laura Jarrett.
• 1:25:50
  If you fall for this, you're stupid. here with
• 1:25:53
  the details this morning good morning to you
• 1:25:54
  what's the latest on that yes another bizarre
• 1:25:57
  twist in this case guy it's a possible suicide
• 1:26:00
  note according to this cellmate this former cellmate
• 1:26:03
  of jeffrey epstein who according to the new york
• 1:26:05
  times which was probably paid off to say that
• 1:26:08
  probably helped make the letter First reported
• 1:26:12
  this. He finds the cell. He finds the note, I
• 1:26:15
  should say, tucked away in a book. They shared
• 1:26:16
  this cell. Epstein later gets transferred. His
• 1:26:19
  death obviously ruled a suicide. But this is
• 1:26:22
  the first we're ever hearing of this possible
• 1:26:25
  suicide note. We haven't seen the note. The New
• 1:26:27
  York Times also hasn't seen it. It also wasn't
• 1:26:30
  released as part of the so -called Epstein files.
• 1:26:32
  Remember those millions? Yeah, this is why it's
• 1:26:34
  not believable. It was probably made with crayon.
• 1:26:37
  It's a pages of doc. What? Ever. If you fall
• 1:26:41
  for that, you're stupid. Feelings in the hearse,
• 1:27:09
  kid You click the T, now you get the whole thermos
• 1:27:11
  The libs playin' games, yeah, actin' like they
• 1:27:14
  saints Got a whole spouse home, still slidin'
• 1:27:16
  to the dates Screenshots saved, little goodnight,
• 1:27:19
  babe Then they on the yacht pick, tryna hide
• 1:27:21
  the face From the field to the runway, everybody
• 1:27:24
  frontin' Postin' healing energy while they DM
• 1:27:27
  huntin' Scrollin' through the gram, all I see
• 1:27:29
  is double lives You can't tag the man, but you
• 1:27:32
  tag the watch He buys, it's that side chick Who
• 1:27:56
  you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand Still
• 1:27:59
  shopping for the next P All teams stressing,
• 1:28:01
  trying to spin it for the press But the group
• 1:28:03
  chat memes got receipts on deck From the field
• 1:28:06
  goals missing to the model in the mist One post
• 1:28:09
  off life, next post side twist You a free spirit
• 1:28:12
  but the rent still split Funny how the timeline
• 1:28:15
  never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what
• 1:28:18
  the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,
• 1:28:20
  you pretend you hate Laughing at the drama, yeah
• 1:28:23
  we know it ain't new Same story now, same story
• 1:28:31
  Every fraud, every fling, every late night move
• 1:28:34
  We expose, we amuse Yeah, we say it like it is
• 1:28:38
  on an afternoon cruise Side chick moves Whole
• 1:28:41
  world tuned to the truth You can't hide from
• 1:28:44
  your man, can't hide from this move Side chick
• 1:28:46
  moves Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
• 1:28:52
  breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking Another
• 1:28:53
  is complicated You would not believe it, but
• 1:29:23
  I just ran down the hallway to piss. Oh yeah,
• 1:29:35
  let's get into it, all right? Now I'm out of
• 1:29:38
  breath. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. There's
• 1:29:50
  rumors that the Vrabels might be in an open relationship.
• 1:29:54
  No way! Also, you know how Diana Rossini coincidentally
• 1:30:00
  helped save that person from that car crash the
• 1:30:03
  day after she was caught being a side chick?
• 1:30:06
  Mm -hmm. That might have been staged. No way!
• 1:30:24
  Whatever! Happy Hot Topic! Hailey Bieber is serving
• 1:30:30
  up some hot takes. Oh yeah! She's a side chick!
• 1:30:35
  And a little wellness tea. While celebrating
• 1:30:38
  her brand making the Time 100 most influential
• 1:30:41
  companies list. Oh yeah, she's a... Good old
• 1:30:45
  side chick. Road founder gets real about the
• 1:30:48
  latest health trends. On April 30th, the longtime
• 1:30:51
  Pilates. Gosh, she's a hot piece of ass. I cannot
• 1:30:54
  lie about that. Pilates princess tells time.
• 1:30:57
  I love Pilates, but I think it's become a little
• 1:30:59
  bit of like a fad. And it's really hard to find
• 1:31:02
  really good teachers that care about form. Trust
• 1:31:06
  me, that's not the form you need to be worried
• 1:31:08
  about. Hailey Bieber is addressing Rhodes' future
• 1:31:12
  after its $1 billion sale. Nearly one year after
• 1:31:16
  the Rhodes founder sold her skincare and beauty
• 1:31:18
  company to Elf Beauty, she revealed where she
• 1:31:21
  plans to take her empire next. Speaking with
• 1:31:23
  Time in an interview published April 30th, Hailey
• 1:31:26
  says, I'm an entrepreneur at the end of the day.
• 1:31:29
  I want to expand in business. Oh, yeah. You definitely
• 1:31:33
  expanded after the birth. I want to be able to
• 1:31:35
  do more things. Whatever, honey. I'm just doing
• 1:31:38
  radio news. A lot of weird stuff happening. Ian
• 1:31:49
  Rappaport, the NFL insider, lands a huge new
• 1:31:55
  deal with ESPN. Good for him. CBS Evening News
• 1:32:00
  ratings is the worst of all time. You know that
• 1:32:06
  same Kiss FM station in Green Bay that bald -headed
• 1:32:10
  loser Otis Day was harassing women? Yeah, their
• 1:32:13
  nighttime host was found with child porn. Delightful
• 1:32:16
  stuff over there. iHeart's giving rid of the
• 1:32:20
  word classic rock and just calling it Seattle's
• 1:32:22
  rock station or Washington's rock station. Shut
• 1:32:27
  up! You ruined radio, you scumbags. Howard Stern
• 1:32:32
  is looking to dismiss his lawsuit about a hot
• 1:32:34
  -style work environment at his house. I listen
• 1:32:37
  to Howard Stern. I grew up listening to him.
• 1:32:39
  Pulling cards, no regard. He's definitely hostile.
• 1:32:45
  He's just mad that his perfect image is getting
• 1:32:47
  shot. Or the perfect image of the way he does
• 1:32:49
  stuff with cats. It sounds weird, but you know
• 1:32:52
  what I mean. Oh, what do we got here? We got
• 1:32:56
  an interesting clip right here. But first, had
• 1:32:59
  to do that. All right, let me turn it off. All
• 1:33:02
  right, here is my homie, Mike McVay. He says
• 1:33:08
  radio does not need to be a discovery point anymore
• 1:33:10
  for radio. Radio does not need to be a discovery
• 1:33:13
  point anymore for music. I don't know that radio
• 1:33:16
  needs to be the discovery point anymore. I don't
• 1:33:19
  think the new younger generations look at radio
• 1:33:22
  that way. You know, all the boomer CEOs that
• 1:33:25
  are not as smart as Michael. What? We break music
• 1:33:28
  by playing the same blink songs. I don't know
• 1:33:31
  what the radio earns by being a point of discovery.
• 1:33:35
  I think that. And when it comes to music, people
• 1:33:39
  want to hear the songs they want and they like
• 1:33:43
  them. And it's creating a mood. It's more than
• 1:33:46
  about one song. That shifted. There was a time
• 1:33:49
  when, you know, we would have recorded things,
• 1:33:52
  new music exclusive, you know, and you'd hear
• 1:33:55
  a song for the first time. Love you, Mike. And
• 1:33:59
  then here's E -Bro in the morning. I respect
• 1:34:01
  E -Bro. He had a good career. But he's like a
• 1:34:05
  lot of hip -hop DJ morning show hosts that are
• 1:34:07
  also program directors. Where they gatekeep.
• 1:34:10
  And then wonder when they're in their 50s why
• 1:34:12
  people don't like them. Because you gatekept.
• 1:34:15
  And you did nothing for the community but serve
• 1:34:18
  yourself. Well, here's Ebro saying that Michael
• 1:34:22
  Jackson's Thriller is overrated. Or that it's
• 1:34:25
  the McDonald's of albums. There's such good guys
• 1:34:29
  over there at Ebro. You got Peter Rosenberg bitching
• 1:34:32
  about things. When we think of hip -hop, we want
• 1:34:35
  to have fun. We don't want to be bitched at.
• 1:34:38
  I had an argument with somebody yesterday about
• 1:34:40
  Thriller. About the song? No, no, no, about the
• 1:34:43
  album. And I was like, what does Thriller mean?
• 1:34:46
  Like, what does it mean? And they were like,
• 1:34:47
  it's Thriller. I was like, okay. Yeah, they need
• 1:34:50
  to turn down that music bed in the background.
• 1:34:52
  The album about it. Gee, why did Hot 97 get rid
• 1:34:56
  of you? It doesn't have an album. It doesn't
• 1:35:01
  have to have a meaning. It's the biggest album
• 1:35:03
  of all time. It is, Ebro. You're just mad you're
• 1:35:06
  not Charlemagne. And of course it's getting to
• 1:35:08
  work. But you say these outlandish things for
• 1:35:11
  attention. Mm -hmm. When you're a gatekeeper
• 1:35:14
  and you probably bang Nicki Minaj, which is kind
• 1:35:16
  of cool. I was like, okay, so it's the McDonald's
• 1:35:19
  of albums. All right. And McDonald's is one of
• 1:35:21
  the biggest companies of all time. So I don't
• 1:35:24
  quite see how that's an insult. I mean, it's
• 1:35:26
  not like caviar. But you're like the quick trip
• 1:35:31
  of... Radio shows. You like that dirty 7 -Eleven?
• 1:35:36
  Yeah, you can get Doritos from. Yeah, you can
• 1:35:39
  get Coca -Cola. But that's about it. Wow. You're
• 1:35:43
  going McDonald's album. It's just giant. Wow.
• 1:35:46
  I'm Peter Rosenberg. Yep. I'm a white boy from
• 1:35:50
  New York, but I talk like this, yo. When I do
• 1:35:52
  my hip -hop show, I talk like this, yo. But when
• 1:35:54
  I'm doing sports radio, I talk like this. But
• 1:35:56
  I'm doing my hip -hop. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
• 1:35:58
  yo, yo, yo. I'm Peter Rosenberg. All right, it's
• 1:36:00
  great. Nah, beat it. Beat it's the big man. Yo,
• 1:36:03
  yo, yo, beat it, man. Talk with a urban slang.
• 1:36:05
  What I mean? What I'm with you, bro. Because
• 1:36:08
  I can't just talk normally like my Peter Rosenberg
• 1:36:10
  self. Thriller's the McDLT. I'm a loser. And
• 1:36:17
  the Paul McCartney joint is just a hot bucket
• 1:36:21
  of shit. All right. Jay, why did Hot 97 get rid
• 1:36:25
  of them? Jesus Christ. You know what Peter Rosenberg
• 1:36:30
  is to radio? He's the HPV of radio. He never
• 1:36:34
  goes away. Sometimes it goes away. Sometimes
• 1:36:37
  it comes back. But he's always going to be there.
• 1:36:40
  Mm -hmm. Blah, blah, blah. I am Peter Rosenberg.
• 1:36:45
  I know more than you. Cool, dude. We're all going
• 1:36:49
  to die. You're not that important, bro. Mm -hmm.
• 1:37:10
  Oh, yeah. Former Atlanta Hawks executive is going
• 1:37:15
  to prison for three years for using team money.
• 1:37:18
  Also, we got this here. Delonte West is now sober.
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  but it definitely was coming. Oh, what else do
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  we got here? This is an interesting clip here.
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  We're going to have a clip of J .J. Reddick.
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• 1:38:21
  was dead and leaving Buffalo. Just did a little
• 1:38:27
  mix with NBA and NFL news. But here's JJ Redick.
• 1:38:35
  Saying it's difficult to kill somebody during
• 1:38:38
  an NBA game, like in a closeout, like beating
• 1:38:41
  them. It's difficult to kill someone. Again,
• 1:38:50
  survival instinct says I want to stay alive.
• 1:38:52
  Wow, that is an annoying screech in the background.
• 1:38:56
  Here is Draymond Green talking about what makes
• 1:39:01
  Curry special. Oh, man. What's the one thing
• 1:39:07
  that you think is the most special that makes
• 1:39:10
  him who he is? Everything's lighthearted with
• 1:39:19
  him, except it's really not. Like, he has this
• 1:39:23
  demeanor of, like, everything's cool. And he
• 1:39:27
  has this, like, yo. baby faced assassin right
• 1:39:32
  like all of these like like that is who's that's
• 1:39:35
  that's his demeanor and that's who he is and
• 1:39:37
  everything cool except everything not he will
• 1:39:41
  have any tough conversation steph steph is willing
• 1:39:45
  to have a tough conversation before i'm willing
• 1:39:46
  to have a tough conversation like all right so
• 1:39:49
  he's a calm killer here is uh draymond green
• 1:39:52
  talking about kobe I personally think making
• 1:39:55
  it to the NBA Finals is one of the worst seasons
• 1:39:58
  you can have. Going to the NBA Finals and winning
• 1:40:01
  an NBA championship, those two things are so
• 1:40:03
  far apart. You can get to the NBA Finals and
• 1:40:06
  not be close to winning an NBA championship.
• 1:40:09
  And I know that may sound hard for people to
• 1:40:11
  do. It's pretty good. But those that have won
• 1:40:13
  championships would definitely understand what
• 1:40:15
  I'm saying. Those that have been there and didn't
• 1:40:18
  quite win would definitely understand what I'm
• 1:40:20
  saying. The NBA Finals look like you're close
• 1:40:22
  because you lost in the actual NBA Finals. Because
• 1:40:25
  every now and then you have that 2016 Warriors
• 1:40:28
  versus Cavs, down to the wire, takes Kyrie Irving,
• 1:40:31
  they hit a crazy shot, take Bryant, a crazy block.
• 1:40:34
  But like sometimes you see teams like losing
• 1:40:36
  the NBA Finals 4 -2, they could have won two
• 1:40:39
  games in the NBA Finals and really not been close
• 1:40:41
  to winning an NBA Championship. That's how hard
• 1:40:44
  it is to win four games in an NBA Final. Like
• 1:40:47
  you get nothing for making the NBA Finals except
• 1:40:49
  a couple 10 ,000 more dollars than the conference
• 1:40:53
  final and you get another three weeks shorter
• 1:40:55
  summer you walk with nothing like the team go
• 1:40:58
  on and celebrate and have this incredible summer
• 1:41:01
  here's the thing is you could have had more NBA
• 1:41:04
  finals but you scared off everybody because you're
• 1:41:07
  an idiot I like Draymond but I don't like Draymond
• 1:41:11
  Draymond gets two sidetracks with that podcast
• 1:41:14
  and trust me I can relate to it Because I get
• 1:41:17
  sidetracked by my podcast. Here is Jokic talking
• 1:41:22
  about the end of the Nuggets season. If this
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  wants to load. Here we go. Where do you feel
• 1:41:31
  like this team is in that bigger picture? How
• 1:41:34
  far away or not far away do you feel like you
• 1:41:36
  guys are from being a championship contender?
• 1:41:39
  I mean, they just lost in the first round, so
• 1:41:41
  I think we are far away. Do you feel like changes?
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  Like, what type of changes? I mean, that's not
• 1:41:50
  my decision, to be honest. I love jokers. Definitely,
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  if you're in Serbia, you will get fired. Ah,
• 1:42:00
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  I! Happy hour. Happy hour! RyanHoppyRadio .com
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  may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled
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  as slow when I started school. Come to find out
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  at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Not at the age of 48. I have completed an associate's
• 1:50:41
  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
• 1:50:44
  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
• 1:50:50
  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn to gain education and join the
• 1:50:57
  workforce. I did it and so can anyone else of
• 1:51:01
  autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't
• 1:51:04
  feel sorry for them. Work with them. for yourself
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  that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.
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  To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
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  Wonder, I swear it's like this every single time
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  Toronto I got you, I got us Get on the zone with
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  when shit be going right, while I just flip into
• 1:51:58
  the wrong shit. The team that I belong to, the
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  artists I put on with, don't ever ask for nothing,
• 1:52:03
  cause them niggas got their own shit. Me and
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  Weezy like a mouth full of hot peppers, black
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  Ferrari with the red seats, I call it playing
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  checkers. I'm never doing verses, I'm forever
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  giving lectures, if you're trying to meet with
• 1:52:14
  money, I'd be happy to. life is better than it's
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  ever been scheduling million dollar meetings
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  with the president someone cut the lights on
• 1:52:22
  where is thomas edison got a new condo watch
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  me as i settle in i deserve an mtv show for me
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  and my people and if you turn the zone i got
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  a whole swish of sweet food rappers all liars
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  and they women are deceitful adding today's track
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  I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy is
• 1:52:40
  the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
• 1:52:43
  write every single thing you need down Then he
• 1:52:45
  got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout
• 1:52:48
  to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
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  Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights
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  Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight I
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  hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their
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  swagger right You ain't heard of me, then you
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  should go and get a blues clue. Oops, I mean
• 1:53:08
  a red clue. Wayne's here, too, woo. Bet he felt
• 1:53:11
  that like the end of a pool cue. But I ain't
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  banging, I ain't waving no flag. I'm ATF, but
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  they ain't seeing no badge. It's heartbreak,
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  Drake, I hate to see him so sad. I could sun
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  you. See a little me and your dad I'm the same
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  yellow boy that used to play up on the grass
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  Seekin' pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere
• 1:53:29
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
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  Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But
• 1:53:36
  don't ask me shit about me And know the game
• 1:53:40
  really ain't shit without me She might have to
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  pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if
• 1:53:45
  it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and
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  see This is my promise I'ma bring that barrel
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  to them bitches' eyeliners And what I make up
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  would fuck up your skin I pick the fuck up and
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  bop -bop Then bop -bop again I would buttfuck
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  your friend Then suck up her twin I put the buck
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  up to him Then bop -bop and bop -bop And fuck
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  -fuck again Suck nut you duckfuck your unlovin'
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  kin Now don't rub it in like Uberderm on a new
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  tattoo I had to kick my princess up out my casso
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  Dad who never had that Always had a black tooth
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  Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't
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  bulletproof Red -scarred hoodie too Probably
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  ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker The
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  only thing in the hood is you I do everything
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  good as you know I do everything better I get
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  paid for every letter A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone
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  Like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck
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  Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work
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  in the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah, I am
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  headed to the butt like Again, might fly to L
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  .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne,
• 1:55:02
  let's get bucks again And fuckin' spend them
• 1:55:05
  bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told you
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  I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,
• 1:55:11
  it bout to pop out, let's get it Let's get it,
• 1:55:14
  motherfucker, what you waitin' on? It is by the
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  minivan, pissin' I'm about to get shitty, I'm
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  sweeted Money is the it you want me with And
• 1:55:22
  I probably just spit on the chick you want me
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  with And I hate a phony bitch, only like I'm
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  only thick And I own hip -hop, if you don't spit,
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  I'm gon' need fit And I just sold a lot of property
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  to a buyer And I think his name was kinda like
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  Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm
• 1:55:37
  too busy to play father And when it comes to
• 1:55:39
  the game, I'm too willing to play harder So harder
• 1:55:42
  I go, there he go They chant MVP when I shoot
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  a free throw See? I told you I get beat by the
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  letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K,
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  L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 1:56:14
  Z, Z, How long can he cook though? Wondering
• 1:56:19
  when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma
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  keep rocking to the sheet rock. Bend in the heat.
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  go to counseling on call .net Hi, we're going
• 1:57:46
  to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
• 1:57:48
  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
• 1:57:52
  DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
• 1:57:56
  truth is I have a condition known as autism.
• 1:57:59
  That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
• 1:58:01
  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
• 1:58:05
  of who they are. People with autism normally
• 1:58:07
  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
• 1:58:10
  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 1:58:14
  In a recent study, people with autism People
• 1:58:15
  with autism are less likely to have a job and
• 1:58:18
  more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
• 1:58:21
  by having loving friends and family, having a
• 1:58:24
  college education. I have even worked in the
• 1:58:27
  San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
• 1:58:29
  for many years. Always remember that people with
• 1:58:31
  autism want the same things as you, to be happy
• 1:58:34
  and successful. To find out more about autism,
• 1:58:37
  please contact your local mental health center
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  or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink
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  and I appreciate your kindness. Tick -tock, clocks
• 1:58:46
  are juking, playing cool breaks, Hoppy's hour
• 1:58:49
  almost done, feels like robbery in banks, Brian
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  Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom through streams,
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  syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.
• 1:58:56
  Oh, the Hoppy album's coming to a close, radio
• 1:58:59
  waves fading like a Wilson Rose, laughter and
• 1:59:02
  joy dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the
• 1:59:05
  rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. Laugh is growing
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  dim Eardrums mixed in hoppy Like fingers without
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  rings VHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street
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  But soon the sound will vanish Like shadows in
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  the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close
• 1:59:27
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laugh
• 1:59:30
  or enjoy Dissolving in the air But we'll keep
• 1:59:33
  the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Oh, life's
• 1:59:42
  buzzing with the laughter is growing dim. Eardrums
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  mixing hoppy like fingers without brains. Gated
• 1:59:47
  checks to FM. Shadows hit the street. But soon
• 1:59:50
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
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  Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio
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  waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and
• 1:59:58
  joy dissolving in the air both deep. Like clockwork
• 2:00:16
  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
• 2:00:18
  a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
• 2:00:22
  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs,
• 2:00:39
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• 2:01:29
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• 2:01:34
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 2:01:42
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  Door is closing.