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Don't take a walk on the first date · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: This is what kills me about bird nerds.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Kelly, I'm calling you right out.
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  SPEAKER_01: 9743.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I started the show.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, I think I need Zach to swing by for just a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh we have to go to the front of the house and find out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I have this little teeny little bird.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was like a little finch or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: It probably is a finch of some kind.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh or it could be a tit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm hoping it for your sake that it's a tit.
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  SPEAKER_00: A black boobed tit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does it look black?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So at any rate, uh, I think it's living in- Could you actually see it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I can never see it.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, well, here's what happened.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I think he's living in this little basket of I thought they were fake flowers or eucalyptus or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a bit decorative basket on the front of the front door.
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  SPEAKER_01: So when I go to open the door to go get the mail.
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  SPEAKER_01: The bird's like, ooh, this is nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, no, he uh he he he takes this little beep and he f he lands right on this gutter area where you know the downspout, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like, Pardon me, excuse me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was a little bit different.
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  SPEAKER_01: He actually flies a little bit closer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, should I put my finger on?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Are you just gonna come sit on my finger?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: And well, here's the problem with the bird nerds, 9743.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: It was good, everyone.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Scott, sounds like you have a junko bird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, you're not helping me here.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's a junko bird?
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  SPEAKER_01: Or were you waiting me for for me to Google this?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess I could do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Junko birds are very small.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Possibly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you see our our kind of looks like that, but then when you get to birds that size, they all look that way.
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  unknown: I know.
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  unknown: I can't tell the text.
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  SPEAKER_01: Happy little dude, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's a dark-eyed junko.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ah, did you see that our co-worker has a deer that comes straight into our yard and her the deer was like eating out of her son's hand, will like kind of like play with her son.
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  SPEAKER_01: Welcome to Tick City.
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  SPEAKER_00: She b oh yeah, I didn't even think about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a Megan.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a terrible idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're absolutely gonna want to have the uh antibiotics on hand.
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  SPEAKER_00: I saw the TikTok yesterday and I was like, oh my god, look at this deer.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like nudging it, Liam, and just being so sweet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Baby though?
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  SPEAKER_01: Baby deer?
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  SPEAKER_00: It looks smaller.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't ask if it's no spots, though.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: I said, can I see your license, please?
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I scan it before you buy it old enough to drive?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: Before you buy these deer cigarettes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: Deer cigarettes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, if if anybody's going on a first date this weekend, is this a yes or a no for you?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: Going on a walk on a first date.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: I was listening to this podcast and it's called Jillian on Love.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: She always is giving out like relationship love advice.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I eat it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: I must have missed that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know you did.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know you're really trying to improve on your relationship daily.
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  SPEAKER_01: It just sounds like the worst podcast I've ever heard of.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she but she said she's completely against walks on first dates.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, this is the season to do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why wouldn't you go to a park and do a walk or park or market street or whatever?
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  SPEAKER_01: Something.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, she says that it because you're you're almost distracted and you're not looking at each other, you're walking next to each other, that you should actually be making a connection by looking at each other, which is why if you go to dinner, you sit in front of the person, you're talking and you're making that connection.
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  SPEAKER_00: But honestly, I feel like I think she's wrong on this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I that's what I was thinking too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because when Zach and I get home from work, a lot of times we'll go walk junior, and that's when we'll talk about our day.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're connecting.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, granted, we connected prior to these regular walks, but I just think it's a great way to connect.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here, I'm gonna go a little weirdly deeper on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think uh I think she missed the boat on this because there are some baby hurdles to get over in the very beginning of what I don't even want to call it a relationship, of a getting to know you period.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: The first little hurdle to get over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, not the first, but one of the hurdles to get over, you'll you'll know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Eating in front of someone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, god, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Never there's always a touch of anxiety because when I first got with Zach, it was like now I'm like, wah, wah, wah, wah.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Give me two of those.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've got smears of mustard down my cheek.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: How did I get in my hair?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, there's that whole, like, especially if it's a dinner date at that point, you know, it's like there's the anxiety that goes with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there's these baby hurdles.
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  SPEAKER_01: What I kind of like about the idea of a walk on a first date is um you're gonna find out how you pace with each other.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you slow?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are am I too fast?
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  SPEAKER_01: Am I too slow?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you a stopper all the time?
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  SPEAKER_01: And now I'm like, wait, I've been talking for where'd you go?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: You know, there's a lot of I I honestly okay, maybe in New York City where there's an alley that somebody can push you down and do horrible things to.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can understand that reason of not wanting to go on a walk.
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  SPEAKER_00: That just went extreme.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I know, but I'm saying I could see if she had said, well, you want to be careful, you want to be cautious, you don't know the person.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I understand the connecting, but I also think you can connect walking around.
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  SPEAKER_01: You really want to here's how you really find out if you're compatible.
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  SPEAKER_01: How?
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  SPEAKER_01: Go to a vendor fair with the person.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now hear me out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hear me out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So get on these vendor fairs.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Tiffany and I, this is a dead serious one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tiffany and I uh go to one in Hammondsport every year and it's laid out.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you were to look at it with a drone, leave it to the guy in the room to be like, I'm gonna make a vendor fair sound cool, I'm gonna bring in drones.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: If you were gonna look at it from a drone down, it's it's laid out like a star in their little center park.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, here's the center and spokes on the wheel out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whatever reason, the best laid-out vendor park, uh vendor fair.
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  SPEAKER_01: When you go to one where it's like in that, you know, sort of square or rectangle setup and it's like an outside ring.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't like that?
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  SPEAKER_01: I get weirdly lost.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm like, ah, but here's here's what you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna find out real quick.
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  SPEAKER_00: How is the simple thing such a struggle?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't get lost in the square.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're never gonna be my my my co-pilot on a trip.
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  SPEAKER_01: But hear me out on this is if you are a person that's sort of like, oh, that one doesn't interest me, and you keep moving by, but the other person's like, nope, gotta stop at every single one.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of those weird ways you know, can I do this with you?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think the walk is actually the smarter thing to do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think that's the one that that's for you because your significant other is very interested in vendor fares.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can't apply your scenario to everyone's scenario.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, but it there is a lot of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: I will be at one tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: And there'll be eight more around the the community too.
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  SPEAKER_01: So really come get your bring your first dates.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm telling you.
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  SPEAKER_00: See how it goes.
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  SPEAKER_01: See the pacing, see what they're like, you know, see see what they buy.
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  SPEAKER_01: See what they buy, see what they want to sample.
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  SPEAKER_00: If they buy lots of popcorn, keep them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, if they buy us the pickle stand, if we spend an inordinate amount of time there and really get to get to know the person, yup, keep them, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: The t the decorative towels.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bye bye.