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Billy the Kidd in the Morning: Cut My Burger? The Viral Request That Split the Room (and the Sandwich)” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Your show does nothing for people.
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  Speaker 2: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome the.
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  Speaker 3: Kill, Leave the Kid in the Morning, starring the one
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  Speaker 3: and only Candace Lopez and producer Pooh.
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  Speaker 2: Really the Kid in the Morning, The Gig back. This
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  Speaker 2: is the incredible of.
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  Speaker 4: It live and logo.
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  Speaker 2: Billy the Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
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  Speaker 2: We can hype for Mondays. It's mixed one on two
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  Speaker 2: point nine. I'm barely the Kid. Candice Lopez is here,
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  Speaker 2: Producer Pooh is here. Wow, we got a big show.
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  Speaker 2: Come up, Candace.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: We have a big show today, Big Blue announcement at
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  Speaker 2: seven thirty. He didn't even know what the announcement is.
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  Speaker 2: Candace does, Yeah, I do. She knows, Yes, she knows
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  Speaker 2: now I do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, But it's a big announcement and it's a it's
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  Speaker 4: a big deal for you. It's gonna be very big
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  Speaker 4: deal for you and very good for us. Yes, sot
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  Speaker 4: out for both.
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  Speaker 2: Yet maybe you.
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  Speaker 4: Two won't find out either way.
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  Speaker 2: It's also Groundhog Day, so happy Groundhog Day, Candislopez.
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  Speaker 6: It is yeah, same to you. I'll get into that
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  Speaker 6: in Texas Top Stories because I'm very excited to catch
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  Speaker 6: you guys up on what I've seen on the live
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  Speaker 6: stream that's already happening from Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't wait to talk about the fact that
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  Speaker 2: Candaelpez is the only one on the planet that's watching
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  Speaker 2: Groundhog Day live stream.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well we watched it last year. No, no, no, you
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  Speaker 6: watched We watched it. It was on this TV in
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  Speaker 6: the studio, the old studio. Don't you remember we had
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  Speaker 6: the live stream up. There's a band playing, It's like
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  Speaker 6: a whole thing was so high.
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  Speaker 4: I know, she was so hot, she gets so excited.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we might have a little surprised later about
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  Speaker 2: that too, because Pooh's wearing a special outfit today. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's Punksatani Phil. Then there's Punksatani Pooh. Yes, we got
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  Speaker 2: that coming up later on the show too. So your
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  Speaker 2: weekend was.
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  Speaker 6: Good, Candas, Yeah it was. I had to tell you
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  Speaker 6: guys that I've just really taken a liking to a
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  Speaker 6: specific game that ends and I have been playing Go Fish.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we've played Go fo Yeah, and then he
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  Speaker 6: asked to play it over the weekend because my husband,
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  Speaker 6: Eric went out of town Saturday, and so we're like,
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  Speaker 6: all right, we're gonna do things for us games.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 6: We had our Nert Mom and Son nerf event on
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  Speaker 6: Friday night at the school, and then we played a
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  Speaker 6: lot of Go Fish. And I don't know why I
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  Speaker 6: love that game so much, because you just don't have
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  Speaker 6: to think that hard.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so good for you. Yeah, you'd be like, go fish, right, wow.
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  Speaker 6: Do you have an ace?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Go fish?
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  Speaker 4: I just love all the time. I'd be like, go fish.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that's not fair.
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  Speaker 2: Well sorry, yeah, well that's good though.
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  Speaker 4: I played Blackjack over the weekend. I played guards too.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like not even at the casino.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, on your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. For you.
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  Speaker 4: I was living my best life.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta figure out how to bet and go fish.
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  Speaker 2: You can, I'm sure you can't. You can probably played
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  Speaker 2: at the casino. Probably they have warmber.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we play that toomember way wins right, yeah, simple, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I love that game.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun, it's fair, you know, simple, but it's well
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  Speaker 2: I still losing that game too, Yeah, for sure, I
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  Speaker 2: could see no.
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  Speaker 4: Producer pe was here. Big day for you, pull us up.
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday got slightly stranded at Exceon and Taro and I
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  Speaker 5: want to shout, shout out this guy, Arthur. He helped
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  Speaker 5: me my my battery, the post or whatever the things
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  Speaker 5: that go on to post. I guess it popped off
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  Speaker 5: when I hit a bump and my car wouldn't start. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I was sit up there. I know. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: it's embarrassing because you know when you go up to
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  Speaker 5: people there automatically.
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  Speaker 2: Went up to someone I would. I would sit there stranded.
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  Speaker 2: You went up to another man and was like, I
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  Speaker 2: need a real man to fix my car.
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  Speaker 5: I had the hood up and I was like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 5: I don't have any jumper cables.
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  Speaker 2: Could you have me?
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  Speaker 5: He goes, hey, let's go have a looxie. If anybody
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  Speaker 5: tells you let's have a looxie, they know what they're doing,
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  Speaker 5: know what they're doing. Yeah, he said, there's your problem.
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  Speaker 5: You must have hit a bump. Your post came undone.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, okay, you put it back on.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm gonna give you a jump anyway. Put
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  Speaker 5: this little thing on, jump me right off. And I
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  Speaker 5: thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. Thank you Arthur and Tarrell in Tarotall.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if you if somebody's saying, let's take
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  Speaker 2: a looxie.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or if they're wearing overalls you can absolutely trust him
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  Speaker 2: exactlys Or if they have a cig just hanging off
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  Speaker 2: the bottom leelah, you know, just barely hanging.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like if that happens work, Let's do
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  Speaker 2: it real or fake news. I'm gonna give you three headlines.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me which one is the fake headline? Which one
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  Speaker 2: is the fake one?
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  Speaker 4: Candice?
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready? Who?
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  Speaker 4: You're ready? I'm ready.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a fun way to talk about the ridiculous news.
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  Speaker 2: Man born with tail blames his rare medical condition for
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  Speaker 2: being single. Oh, man born with tail blames his rare
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  Speaker 2: medical condition for being single. Maybe I got a tail
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  Speaker 2: to then? Headline number two Woman, woman went to Jim.
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  Speaker 2: Woman went to Jim and ended up napping there for
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  Speaker 2: three hours.
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  Speaker 6: Good for her.
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  Speaker 2: Woman went to Jim and ended up napping there for
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  Speaker 2: three hours. Headline number three. Flight attendant accidentally kicks object
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  Speaker 2: in dark cabin discovers it was a baby sleeping in
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  Speaker 2: the aisle. Flight attendant accidentally kicks object in dark cabin
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  Speaker 2: discovers It was a baby sleeping in the aisle. Headline
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  Speaker 2: number three. There you go. Okay, now you got to
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  Speaker 2: tell me which one is the fake news story, the
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  Speaker 2: one that I've made up? Candice, would you like to
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  Speaker 2: go first, or would you like to pass it to
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  Speaker 2: punk Satani?
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  Speaker 4: Pooh, I'm going to.
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  Speaker 6: Pass it to Pooka.
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  Speaker 4: Which one is the fake one? I'm hoping this last
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  Speaker 4: story kicking a baby?
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  Speaker 2: You don't think that's real?
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  Speaker 6: I hope? Okay, maybe sleeping the aisle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to lock it in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, lock me in, I calls, let's.
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  Speaker 2: Not forget things get wild on airplanes, airplanes and airports.
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  Speaker 2: There's like no rules even though there should be. All right, Candis, now,
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  Speaker 2: which one do you think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 6: Lock me in? For that first story today? The man
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  Speaker 6: with the tail?
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  Speaker 4: Oh really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right you sure? Yeah, let's lock that in.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I could easily go to the gym and
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  Speaker 6: take a nap somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true. Okay, So you don't think there
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  Speaker 2: was a guy born with a tail that's blaming it
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  Speaker 2: for being single?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, and Candas Lopez, you are.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, you want congratulations, Candis Lopez. She's so good
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  Speaker 2: at this game, so good. Yeah you are okay? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there was no man born with the tail. He doesn't
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  Speaker 2: blame his rare medical condition for being single, although there
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  Speaker 2: has been a man born with the tail before. I
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  Speaker 2: did see that in the news.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It was like in India and they thought he was
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  Speaker 2: a god. And it was recent too. They thought he
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  Speaker 2: was like some god, so they worshiped him.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And his tail was like skinny. Oh, I thought he'd
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  Speaker 2: have a thick tail. You know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you want your tail to be
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  Speaker 4: tiny and skinny.
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  Speaker 6: I find a tail man, you probably want it to be.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me how I want my tail. I want
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  Speaker 2: my t If I'm gonna have a tail, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: want it to be like give me a tale, Okay, hardy,
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  Speaker 2: thick and hardy fair, you know what I mean. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want a little skinny tail, like a rat tail.
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  Speaker 2: You know why am I talking about this? All right,
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  Speaker 2: Let's get to the real stories. That means. This story
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  Speaker 2: about the woman napping at the gym is real. A
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  Speaker 2: woman at a gym in China accidentally dozed off on
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  Speaker 2: her mat and ended up sleeping there for nearly three hours.
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  Speaker 2: No one could wake her up, and it wasn't until
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  Speaker 2: a staff member gently covered her with a yoga mat,
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  Speaker 2: where she finally woke up. People just let her sleep
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  Speaker 2: there after, going well, I guess she needs some z's.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, good for her.
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  Speaker 2: In the picture is so fun I think it's funny
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  Speaker 2: that somebody tried to cover her up and that's what
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  Speaker 2: woke her up. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that you know what? That reminds me of when
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  Speaker 4: you were a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you'd sleep over a friend's house and
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  Speaker 2: the friend wouldn't give you covers never, and you'd wake
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  Speaker 2: up covered up with something.
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  Speaker 4: Like a couch cushion. Yep, like a rug, the front
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  Speaker 4: door rug.
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  Speaker 6: That's so true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Oh well, all right, the next headline.
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  Speaker 2: I could totally sleep at the gym. I could sleep
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  Speaker 2: at the gym for a couple hours.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like back in a prenatal yoga class, you could
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  Speaker 6: for sure. That's probably what this was.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why I don't go to prenatal yoga. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 4: good anymore, because that's where I fell asleep.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Flight attendant accidentally kicks object in dark cabin,
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  Speaker 2: discovers it was a baby sleeping in the aisle.
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  Speaker 4: This is a real story.
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  Speaker 2: A late night flight turned into a disturbing safety incident
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  Speaker 2: after a cabin crew member accidentally kicked an object while
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  Speaker 2: walking through the darkened aircraft, only discovered it was a
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  Speaker 2: baby sleeping in the aisle floor. The incident was shared
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  Speaker 2: by I Guess This passenger, who identified himself as a
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  Speaker 2: flight attendant. He wrote that the cabin was dark at
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  Speaker 2: around eleven pm. He was walking, he kicked something he
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  Speaker 2: stepped over to. All of a sudden, he heard a
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  Speaker 2: baby start to cry. Oh, revealing an infinite place been
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  Speaker 2: placed directly in the aisle. The post quickly went viral
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  Speaker 2: and the crew member was shocked, noting the child could
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  Speaker 2: have seriously been injured by foot, traffic, service carts, unexpected turbulence,
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  Speaker 2: many things.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, he had no idea.
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  Speaker 2: He had to talk to the person and be like,
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  Speaker 2: are you the mom, Yes, pick your baby up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, it happens when you're a
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  Speaker 2: mom and you're just trying to you know, when when
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  Speaker 2: people fly, they lose their minds.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, some people let their kids run up and.
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  Speaker 2: Down the aisle. I mean, I'm not proud of something
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  Speaker 2: I did on a plane. Tell everybody I tripped a kid.
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  Speaker 2: He did, I tripped a toddler one time. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know he wasn't a toddler. He was like eight, okay,
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  Speaker 2: but he was running up and down the aisle and
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  Speaker 2: everyone was annoyed. And I was like, I'm gonna trip
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  Speaker 2: this kid next time he comes by kidding around. And
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  Speaker 2: I demonstrated like what I was gonna do right right
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  Speaker 2: when he came by.
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  Speaker 6: He ate it. Oh hard, Wow, he.
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  Speaker 2: Dropped his goldfish.
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  Speaker 4: I ate him.
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  Speaker 6: Get it off to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret. Well Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 2: It's mixed one or two point nine a Billy the
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  Speaker 2: Kid Candislowpez producer, Pooh, good news.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be nice today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like sixty something sunny, beautiful tomorrow sixty five
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  Speaker 2: and Sonny, I still have snow in parts of my house.
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  Speaker 6: We do too, like and on my roof, like in
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  Speaker 6: the middle there's you know, so there we have a
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  Speaker 6: big block of ice on our patio.
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  Speaker 2: Still it's just so random either way, all right, it's
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  Speaker 2: Billy the Kid Candislowpez producer, pood Dirty Little Secret is on.
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  Speaker 2: We have a big announcement about poo that he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: even know what's going on. At seven thirty today. That's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be fun. Also too, I didn't tell you. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I told cannas ORPU mean messages at eight thirty.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yay, Yeah, I love that from.
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  Speaker 2: Me messages at eight thirty. That's basically ninety percent of
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  Speaker 2: the messages we get are kind and then there's ten
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  Speaker 2: percent that are just kind of unhinged, and we'll read
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  Speaker 2: those at a thirty today. So, dirty little secret if
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  Speaker 2: you got one eight three three seven eight seven, one
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  Speaker 2: oh two nine, I don't care what it is, big secret,
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  Speaker 2: little secret, just bring it.
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  Speaker 4: It's a judge judgment free zone. Uh. Anytime you do
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  Speaker 4: a dirty little secret and you got one, So what's up?
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  Speaker 1: So my girlfriend of three years she came to me
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  Speaker 1: the other night and she was like, I have to
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, which is, you know, not something you
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  Speaker 1: really want to.
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  Speaker 4: Hear the start of a sentence, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: But then she tells me that a very very famous
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  Speaker 1: athlete slid into her DMS like, oh, not even subtle,
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  Speaker 1: just like straight up hitting on her.
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  Speaker 4: Hit on your girlfriend. This is your girlfriend of how
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  Speaker 4: many years? Three years?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, very famous athlete? Can we say who?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think that'd be smart because he probably
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  Speaker 1: just deny it and then sue me.
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  Speaker 4: So I hate that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, like famous, but you're you're saying famous, famous, famous, famous.
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  Speaker 2: You know who he is?
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  Speaker 4: Everybody does.
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  Speaker 6: Really, So he plays for a local team of sorts.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he lives in Dallas, but he doesn't play local.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how much I should say. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 4: so wait a minute, hold.
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  Speaker 6: On, hels.
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  Speaker 2: He lives here but doesn't play for a team here,
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  Speaker 2: which happens, is correct?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there's oh now I'm thinking there's so many though, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's so many here. Gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Anyway, so she comes to you and says that
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  Speaker 2: this happened, which is good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he didn't hide it or anything. She came
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  Speaker 1: straight to me with it, which is awesome. But the
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  Speaker 1: thing that really kind of pisses me off about it
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  Speaker 1: is this guy's married.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's got.
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  Speaker 1: A wife, he's got a great career, he's got money,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's got all this stuff in his life,
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  Speaker 1: and he's gonna like risk it all.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Strange, Like what a gross move.
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  Speaker 6: We're sure this is like their official account. It's not
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  Speaker 6: like a poser, like a you know.
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  Speaker 2: Fan just definitely definitely.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, wow, there's no doubt about it.
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  Speaker 2: You know what. Yeah, the athletes give me the biggest
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they just creep me out like that. They're known
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  Speaker 2: for this though they really aren't. Mean, of course, not all,
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  Speaker 2: but talk about putting it all at risk. This guy
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  Speaker 2: is shooting his shot to a woman who he sees
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  Speaker 2: randomly online. It sounds like as a boyfriend while he's married.
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  Speaker 2: Is crazy to.
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  Speaker 4: Me because he she could easily screenshot this and be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: at the receipts, right, And why wouldn't she?
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  Speaker 2: You know? But I mean they're so egotistical sometimes that
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  Speaker 2: they think, well, no, they would never do that.
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  Speaker 4: She's obviously gonna whatever. So what did he do?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? He wrote her? Yeah, he wrote her.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of times, but the one that she showed
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  Speaker 1: me specifically was that he was like, we have some
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  Speaker 1: mutual friends and you're really hot.
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  Speaker 4: You're so gorgeous. We should get together sometime.
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  Speaker 1: She he didn't respond to him.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, good Now.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I see him on TV, that's all I
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  Speaker 1: can think about.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that he's great. Yet it makes you go, do
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  Speaker 4: you expose him?
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  Speaker 2: Like? I mean, of course I would say, but I
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  Speaker 2: do understand how you'd also be nervous too, because he's
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  Speaker 2: got deep pockets.
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  Speaker 6: Right, they're typically powerful and have influence and connect You
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  Speaker 6: don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Get sued, so I'm not going to try. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to, right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to encourage you to do it here,
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  Speaker 2: because I mean, you do what you're comfortable with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I will ask one more question. Can you tell
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  Speaker 2: us what all right? Can you tell us what sport
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: he plays? Oh?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: He's a football player?
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, that's do we think he did play
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: here and doesn't anymore?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say anything else.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, So he lives here for sure, which means leads
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: me to believe he's from here, because why else would
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: you live here if he didn't play for a team.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: He played here and then got traded, he still lives here?
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: Does that happens?
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know enough about sports. Michael Parson, MICHAEH. Parson, No,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: it's not, MICHAEH. Parsons.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: I'm just I mean, he's married, but he has he's
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: not living here. He still has his house here.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: He didn't sell his house up when he was a
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: real estate agent. No, I just all right, okay, so
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: what now you You obviously don't think your girlfriend did
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: anything shady. So the big secret is who this guy is.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's kind of my secret, and I guess
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep it a secret.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: It's just I don't know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: It's wild to turn on the TV and see somebody
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: who did something.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah like that. Did you like this guy is? Were
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: you like a fan?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Wasn't like a big fan? But you know, I was aware.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I wasn't mad at him, but now I am.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Luca said football, he said, he said football.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: You know Luca would know that. Yeah, he moved anywhere.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: Just did happen to me once though? Yeah? Hold on,
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: ball player. But yeah, he slid into my DMS because
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: we had mutual friends. And I don't want to say
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: he's you could consider him an athlete, Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Consider him an athlete.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Let me see, he is a professional what like soccer
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: play player, football, basketball.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: No hockey, no race car?
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Yes, very elite athlete in motorsports. Say that, yeah, f one,
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to say go kart racer.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he and I.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: Showed Eric, who wasn't my husband at the time, And
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: so now we just see that guy and we're like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: whoa weird?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we told our mutual friend and he was like, yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: that's that's not cool, that's shady.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Was he in a relationship?
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he was, but I clearly was.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: So you wrote back and said when you want to meet?
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: I was even responded this was so long ago, but yeah.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: You want to change my oil? Yeah? Okay, no, okay,
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: So but would it be a name we know? Yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: hey girl, you need an alignment.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, if I only knew race car driver names,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I've named.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: So yeah, that's the thing. I could say his name.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: You probably wouldn't know who he is. A lot of
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: people would know. No, he's a major.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, what.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Close? But no.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Close dale heart.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Or my gosh, really, I assume you're talking.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: About oh he's passed away before.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: All right, well, sir, thank you so much for your secret.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you. And hey, you know what, if there's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: one thing to celebrate, it's to celebrate that you got
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: a very dedicated, loyal girlfriend.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: By your side, right loyal. Yeah, that's rare. Congrats. I
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: don't know why I'm congratulating, but rats. I appreciate it. Man,
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: it's nice to get off my chest. Good.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: There you go, dirty little secret on a Monday morning. See,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: that's what Poo and I need. We need some athletes,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Like where are the women athletes lining in our.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: DM on w NBA.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what big w NBA girl. Yeah, it's seven
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: foot tall.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: I ain't mad at it. Let's go girl.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: The moment. We've all been waiting for a big announcement
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: about Pooh okay, and this comes as to me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: It shouldn't be a surprise to him at all.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: And that's why I think it's so weird that he
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: can't think about what it would be, like, what would
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: be a big life changing moment for him that will
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: alter his maybe his appearance, maybe his attitude, maybe his swag.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: For the rest of his life.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I can't believe Pood doesn't know, and all weekend it
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: bothered him.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you just look me up with somebody.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, Actually I wish that would
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: be a better announcement. Yeah, if it was a pre
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: arranged marriage with Pooh, yeah that'd be great. But that's
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: not the case. That is not the case. If you
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: want to know the announcements I can't believe he doesn't
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: know this. Who will be getting a tattoo on the
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: show on Friday? WHOA, Yes he will.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Why he's so high?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Why? Well, well, first of all, this is something you've
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: agreed to, so I'm not being crazy. But you thought
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I forgot about it. And this is why I think
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it's funny. You thought I forgot about the fact that
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: we made a bet fair and square that you said
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: you'd beat me in basketball one on one. You lost horribly, okay,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: very bad, bad, twelve to one.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: It was it was bad.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: And what did you say the bet was? I know,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: but that don't count. We was on the ocean. No,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: it didn't matter where we were on the ocean.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: It don't count that we're stateside now state side.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Well, you weren going to get the tattoo on the ship.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Right exactly.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: So you said you would get a tattoo of anything
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I wanted, and I'm paying up.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: It's time to pay up on it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: And this is why I'm so excited about it, because
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: we have it planned Monday or Friday morning. We're doing
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: this at seven point thirty with our boy Billy Jack.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: You got Billy an incredible tattoo artist. He owns artistic
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: encounters and no, he's You're lucky I got him. You're
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: lucky I got Billy Jacket Billy Bob down the street.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: And here's what I'm so excited about is because you,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: our family, our listeners are going to decide what he
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: gets tattooed on his bible. No, why we can now
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: we've picked We picked some finalist because you said I
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: could do anything I wanted, so it'd be easy to
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: do my name. Then I thought about it, like do
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I really want my name on? And we also got
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: to think about where too. He said where he was
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: so confident he was going to beat me one on
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: one in basketball and he didn't. So now to this though,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: what kind of tattoo does he get? And where at?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: So Candice and I have discussed this a little bit.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: We do have some finalists that we should probably run
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: through about what you're gonna get? I think these are
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: all incredible options. Maybe we should just run through them
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: right now. And I'm gonna let I'm gonna let our family,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: our mixed family, vote on what you get, and if
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: they have any ideas, I would.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Love to hear them.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could send them to me at Billy on
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: the Radio, on Instagram at Billy on the Radio, or
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: you could call us eight three three seven eight seven
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: one h two nine. Should I go through the finalists
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: right now? Because what they're gonna do is they're gonna vote.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: They're gonna vote and figure out which one we should do.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: You're really serious about that?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: And where?
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Oh no, it's happening Friday morning, seven thirty.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Serious seven Friday. So number one the tattoo first option
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: would be, well, the show logo solid option.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, and.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: These are all things you love. That's one thing that
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure that we did.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna love your tattoo no matter what it is.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: It's not something random, it's not my face or should
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: that be an option?
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: It could be.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, show one, show logo first option. Option number two,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: all right, a dancing Glizzy? What he dancing? I like?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I do you love hot dogs?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: You know the one like that's on the Yeah, yes,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: that's number two. Number three, this is also something you love.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: This could be an option Number three. The Chili's logo,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: the Chili's logo. Okay, number three and number four option
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: number four option right now, and there could be more
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: coming if you have a good idea, let me know
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: number four the Dallas Cowboys star.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, that's a good choice too.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I mean that's not bad. Now where we've decided on my.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Arm, that's cool, let's go all day. No, wait, what
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: what will not be on your arm? What do you
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: mean it won't be on my arm?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: It will be on the cheek of your choice? What
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: like my my face? Cheek, your butt, cheek? You this
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: is all stuff. You're going to oh my button Friday
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: morning and we're gonna stream it live. It'll be on
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Instagram live. Wait we wait, so shave or do whatever
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: you gotta do. Come it will be the cheek of
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: your choice. I'm praying for Billy Jack. He's gotta go
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: down there. So what do you think?
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: What are you leaning towards?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Canvas?
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: Honestly, I'm leaning towards the dancing.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Dog. Or should we take one of the rolls on
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the back of his head and tattoo that into a
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: hot at.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Which is very creative.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the bracket up in a moment at
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Mix one O two nine FM on Instagram, and we're
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: gonna start voting. So we'll vote, and tomorrow we'll eliminate one. Okay,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: the next day we'll eliminate another one, and then Friday
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: morning you will get one. But you're not even gonna
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: know what you've gotten until the tattoo is done.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Can't do me like that. Very excited about this poo.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: You agreed to this.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: I don't act like I'm telling you there. You are laws.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: And when it comes to betting, and we was on
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: the ocean, out of the sea.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Say that we just happened to do the game on
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: the ocean on the cruise ship, but we bet way
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: before that. So you're just paying up a bet that
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you made that you were confident making.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you definitely agreed to this.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I'm being honest. I'm kind of I'm kind of leaning
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: towards the Chili's logo. And I say that because I
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: think it would be hysterical. And you know what, you
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: might go viral if you get the Chili's logo on
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: your booty.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: You might you might get free triple dippers for life.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I mean right, Chili's is based here, so the headquarters
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: they might listen and they might be like, Wow, this
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: guy got a tattoo of our logo on his cheek
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: of choice.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Brilliant.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: It's brilliant. So does that mean I have to go
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: show my teets time I go to Chili's. Yeah, if you.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Want free months arrested. So just throwing that out there Chili's.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Either way, let's put this up. You're gonna vote. We'll
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: eliminate one of those. To which one do you right now? Poo?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Are you leaning towards about Big Melt? You had to
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: get one right now? Which one would it be? You think?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Which one are you? Because this is important. Everyone's gonna
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: have to vote. Which one are you leaning towards?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I mean you're leaning towards the Chili's logo?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Or Dizzi? I like, you don't want to show logo
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: on your booty?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: No, god, because that would be my name?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: He's doing for Candis Court. It gets settled here with
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Billy the.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Kid in the morning.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you for having a song this morning, and welcome
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: to Candas Court. It's mixed one or two point nine
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Billy the Kid, Candaslow Pez producer. Pooh, I'm excited people
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: are going to vote, right now at Mix one of
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: two nine fm on Instagram on which tattoo Pooh's gonna
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: get Friday morning live on the air. So far, it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Looks like the votes are leaning towards.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Candace Dancing Gzzi dancing g Lizzie taking the early lead.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: We'll see right on.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: The booty cheek. That would be awesome. That's I mean,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: you can't go wrong either way. You're gonna pick, So
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: go vote one tomorrow will be eliminated, and then we'll
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: just keep going down and eliminate one until Friday. And
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: then Friday you get whatever one was the most voted on,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: and you won't even know which one that is though
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: necessarily until you get it, we're not gonna tell you.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: So I'm excited to have a mirror here for you
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: to Yeah, look, I think.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: He can see back there anyway. Oh, I'm just saying
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: it's fine either way, you're gonna be just fine.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Pooh. All right, Cannis Court, welcome.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: If you've got a problem at Cannas on air, at
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Canis on air, and this is a good one, let
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: me read it. So I'm kind of known for my
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: yearly Super Bowl party. People actually call it a first
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: class Super Bowl party, like that's a good thing.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I guess right.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: A few dozen friends and co workers always show up,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: and we always have a blast.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of people.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: That is.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: What no one seems to realize, though, is that it
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: isn't cheap. I don't mind losing a few bucks, but
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go broke continuing to do this.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: The invites are out already, but after I did the
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: shopp and over the weekend, this is turning out to
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: be a little bit more expensive than I thought. So
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I sent an email last night asking everyone for twenty
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: dollars each to help pay for their part. Oh well,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: now I'm hearing some people gripe about it. I think
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: it's completely reasonable because I'm not asking for them to
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: bring anything. Some people do, but most don't. I'm preparing
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: everything and they're getting booze. So I think this is
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: very cheap for them and they should just chill out.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I guess now. It's a whole ordeal, though, and I
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: feel like they're talking behind my back. Am I being unreasonable?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: We're taking it to candas court right now? Oh, candis
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: you hear this? What do you think?
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, they're definitely talking behind your back for sure. Yes,
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: you throw this party every year, but this year, now
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: you're going to hit people up? What the game is
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: like a lesson a week away? Right, it's next Sunday.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Right, it's this Sunday.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, this sun So now hit me up with twenty
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: bucks each?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: No, I cringe?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Is it cringe? Maybe a little bit? But is it?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Is it reasonable to think? I mean, that's a lot
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: of food for a couple dozen people, food and booze.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: They're saying the average cost for a party for ten
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: people for the game would be approximately one hundred and
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: forty dollars.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: That's cheap.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: But yeah, so she's or he whoever this is, is
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: a little more than that, right, person, If that's one
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: hundred and forty, that'd be fourteen each, So I'm just twenty.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: But bottom line is you're being very rude if you
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: show up to a party, any party, with nothing in
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: your hands, right, you're rude.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, then you just don't get an invite next year.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: No, you're rude if you show up to this party,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: whether you were asked to bring something or not, with nothing, right,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: that's rue. I know Pooh does this, though, Pooh does
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: this all the time.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: He's notorious.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: But tell people, hey, bring your own drinks. But whatever
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: you want to drink, bring your drink and I'll provide
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: the food if that's good. If that's the case versus
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: asking for twenty dollars.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And if you brought your own drinks, that's probably gonna
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: be more than twenty bucks. If you're bringing somebody, that's
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: gonna be more than twenty bucks. Usually, I mean usually
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: if you buy you know, maybe a bottle of liquor
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: or whatever, or it'll be around twenty bucks either way.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: But you bring something to a part my crazier.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: I always bring something to a party, whether I'm asked
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: to or not.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: But I'm gonna bring at least two cases a doctor thunder.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Let's just drop it off. Yeah I will. I'm not
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: gonna be that rude.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Cannas has he ever brought anything to a party?
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: I did when we had wait, when we had the
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: company party, I made something.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Remember that was the potluck.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: That's different that that was a potluck.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: A couple of people didn't bring stuff.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but I'm talking about like if I had
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: a party or Cannis had a party over the years.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Have you ever brought anything. You didn't even bring doctors
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: something that I offered. You were like, no, don't worry
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: about that, guys.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Because I know what you're gonna bring. You're gonna bring
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: literally like one lunchable or something so random that you
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: had in the pantry. So I'm just like, I don't
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: worry about it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know, bring whatever you want. That's kind
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: of like casual, but bring something.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Bring something something. Pool goes to a house swarming party
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: and won't bring anything.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you gotta go. When you go to a
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: housewarming party, it's you got to bring something. Yeah, it
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: doesn't have to be super expensive. You gotta show up
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: with something in your hand.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I'll just show with something.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I don't go to anybody's house ever without bringing something.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: If they invite me, I all.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Stop at the gas station on the way if I
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: have to and just grab anything literally anything.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like here's a couple honey buns something.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's not that hard in this case, since invites
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: are already out. Is that what makes a tacky that?
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Now you can ask, right, because you should have said
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: that last week. You know, Hey, the party's going down,
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: but I'm going to need some people to chip in,
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: So here's my venmo.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: But genuinely, though, the prices at the grocery stores I
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: feel like are pretty expensive. Oh yeah, so maybe they
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: just didn't realize this was going to be pricier than
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: they thought. So they're still telling you before you come.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but why did it take you this long to
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: realize things are more expensive? You know, like, how did
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: you not think about that? I mean, this is basically
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: like charging admission at this point exactly, you know what
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: I mean, Like, it's twenty dollars to get in?
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: What so would you still go?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Or no?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Might as well go to Hooters or something. Girls charge
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: at twenty dollars.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: Throw my own party.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: I can get a couple of ten wings at least
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: for twenty Yeah, and I'll be charging twenty dollars.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Just sitting there alone. That's the part of the party
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: is you've got friends there, and yeah, you know, it's
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: a whole thing.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Sign alone if I'm at Hooters.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. It doesn't matter what we think. This
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: is Candace Court. The verdict is in Candace.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Look, I think you're guilty. I don't know if
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: you're a man or a woman, But you're guilty of
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: being an invoicing irene. You basically just invoice though, So
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: head of a party, get a sign up shoe. Calm
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: up your luck, you know, if you can't afford to
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: host it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I always think ahead and try to guess what you're
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: gonna say. I thought it was going to be a
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: tacky Tanya today.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yours is even better.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: It's a what invoicing irene? Oh that's a hot tage?
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Let us know what you think.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: Here's today's hot.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Tage and hopefully you'reving a good morning so far. It's
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Mix one on two point nine, be able to kid
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Canda Slopez, producer poo all right, hot take and the
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: viral this little viral video people are going back and
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: forth on. That's the one thing that's annoying about viral
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: videos is when it's like one of these hot takes,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: you feel like you got to pick a side. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: and then I feel like, well, then you know which
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: side am I on? And then I'm like, what do I.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I don't have to pick a side.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: No, just enjoy it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: But it's kind of fun story, yeah, yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: It's kind of fun.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: So in this case, this server posted this waitress posted
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: about how she was annoyed because someone at her job
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: asked her to cut his hamburger in half.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: What to cut the burger in half? Listen?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: So yesterday at work, I had this guy ask me
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: if we could cut his burger in half. And I
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, we don't do that here, Like, I
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: can give you a knife and you can cut the
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: burger in yourself.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: And he was like, no, I need you to cut
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: my burger.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I mean like, if I'm here, like,
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: if you really need me to cut your burger, I
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: guess I can cut it for you. And he's like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I'll give you extra if you cut it for me.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is getting weird.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Now that's weird. Okay.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: So then she's like, wait now he asked her this
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: while he's ordering, which I think is a weird part.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: So he's like ordering, and then she continues working in.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: The kitchen still and so I was still there and
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: his food comes up. He's like, it's that my burger
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, that is your burger.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna cut it?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: So I literally put on gloves cut the burger one second,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: and then he goes see was that so hard.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Bless your heart. He gave me three dollars. Bless your
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: freaking hearty freaking loser, you murger yourself.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Cut your burger yourself now. But people, there were so
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: many people online that were going, hey, no, you're a server,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: you can cut something. Why would you not cut my
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: food now? In this case, though, I.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Think this is more of a weird power thing.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll pay you more, right.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Like, this guy's being obviously creepy, right, he's being.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: A weird incapable of cutting it yourself right now?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: If he was incapable and he had some kind of
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: you know, disability, definitely happy to not a problem, sir. Absolutely,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: this guy was being a weirdo and something was going on.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: It was just disgusting a power struggle. So I'm surprised
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: she did it at all if I was. Now, if
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: you're asking the kitchen, like if you have kids, sometimes
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: you might ask that.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: That's totally normal when I order the burger, Yeah, can
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: you cut bring it out, you know, cut in.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Half for it? Okay, run, But why can't you do
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: it if it's already out?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Why can't you?
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: Can I just get a knife so I can cut
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: this in half for my kid.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: Easy. You're a grown adult. Cut your burger. Yeah, now
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: you cut your burger in the first place, sir.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I've seen people, though, ask stuff so specific that it's
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: kind of weird. Like one time we were out and
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: there was a girl who asked, like a mom who asked.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Can you cut the grilled cheese? But do it diagonal?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: And I thought, weird, Yeah, that's weird, like that's my
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: maintenance or.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Kid would only eat it if it was cut diagonal.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: I would never. I would say, can you bring me
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: a knife to cut the grilled cheese?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: And then I would cut it down and I would
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: cut it diagonal.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: But I mean you want to talk about like what
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: are we raising over there? Yea, although it does taste different.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Oh it does. I feel like cut in half in
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: the diagonal, I mean.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: The triangle corner is where it's at.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: If you cut it in the middle, there's something wrong
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: with your life. You have to cut a grill ty,
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: it's better? Yes, yeah, no tomato soup.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Now. I was at a restaurant once where I saw
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: a guy. You know, it was a couple. I don't
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: know if they were married or whatever. The case was
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I think they was a girlfriend and he was cutting
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: her steak for her? What?
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: And we talked about that because I thought it was now.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I thought it was very sweet too. I thought, you
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: know what, good for him? That's sweet, that's cute. Yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: sammy simple lot. No cutt no girls steak.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: That's part of the reason why you're single.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, I mean I meant to do things for women, right,
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I do cutesy.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: What do you do? That's cutty?
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: That's cutesy, that's.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: That's that you genuinely.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: So when you in a relationship, you cut your girls,
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: She asked me, I would, Yeah, I got it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Is that maybe you're better at cutting steak. You learn
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: the right way to cut steak? Right? He would?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: If I would, because he's a good man. He's a
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: good husband.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: So if I was in a relationship and she was
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: like shut up and she was like, can you cut
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: my steak, I'd.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Be like, yeah, sure.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: You'd roll up your sleeves, all.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: My sleeves and make sure I cut it right against
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: the grain or whatever you cut it, and be like, sir,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: can you bring on a knife and cut the steak? No,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I would cut it. I can't believe you wouldn't.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Do that, I guess if she asked.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: But the girls I date they cut their own steaks
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: they eat.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I don't even think they cut them the bare hand
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: the steak as soon as it gets the table, I
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: got it. You want me to cut it for you? Babe? No,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: get your hands off my no mean messages? Why do
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: we do this to ourselves?
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Why do I want to do this on a Monday.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Trying to be positive today?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm like, you know what, let's just get
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it out of the way. It's good to laugh at
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: yourself sometimes. Oh, we get so many positive messages. Nobody
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: wants to hear us read all the positive messages. Nobody's like, hey,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: let me hear that. They want to hear the mean messages.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: So that's fine, So let's go over some and thank
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: you though, because ninety percent of the message we get
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: are so positive and so nice and you're so sweet
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: and I can't even get through all the dms sometimes
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: because you're so awesome. So you can always hit us
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: up at Billy on the Radio on Instagram. You can
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: also see punks of tany Pooh there as well. Right
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: now at Billy on the.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Radio, Candas is canvas on air.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: And Pooh is poo on the radio.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: Ad that eight please you know it still pops up
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: as pooh oh it does.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, don't worries, pooh make sure. All right, let's
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: get to it. Who wants to start first? Cannis, you
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: want to go first?
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Sure, let's get it over with.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Cannis.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Your you know what yours is about.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: It's about my Julie. It's about no seasoning, it's well
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: grocery stores.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, see I swear some of these people, though,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: write in consistently.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so oh, I know. One of them does is Jose.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: No Carlos, Carlos, Carlos and GP. Are you ready for
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: his his mean message? He says, hey, my son goes
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: to school with Enzo, and he said, Enzo doesn't get
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: time outs, he just has to eat Candas's chili instead.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: He loves my chili. Next, I think.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Your chili's good, by the way, I really do.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I thought it was great.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I just couldn't eat it without laughing because pooh, okay,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: all right, thank you Carlos and Grand Prairie. Should we
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: go to another one about Candas? This is from Nadia
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: and de Soto. But even the mean ones are not mean.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you this one is fun though. Naddy into
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Soto says, Candas is so white. I bet she puts
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: raisins in her chili.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: What nobody puts raisins in their chili? Do they?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: But they do put raisins and potato salad. That's a
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: white people thing that we get stereotyped for. Yeah, that's
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: half of you. But you have never put raisins in
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: your Okay, I'm just asking, No, Candas is so white.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I bet she puts raisins. The word chili. All right,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Candas has another one. You have the most. Usually it's opposite.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Usually I have the most mind or the meanest. But
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: the last one for you from Kyle in Forny, ok.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Why is Candas so innocent? Candas is so innocent? I
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: bet her idea of danger is going to achib without
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: a list.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna wing it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I'm living on the edge today. Guess what, Bailly, I'm
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: going to Chiv today and I didn't even make a list.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Bad idea, by the way.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you're like.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Central Market without a list. Feel an
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: extra spicy today, Why should we go to poos?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, Oh Poos is cracking me up. What do
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: you think poos is about?
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: This one Eric in Dallas? Why does Pooh always stutter?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Doesn't he talk for a living? It's like his brain
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: is running on windows ninety five? We all stutter. We
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: all stutter.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Though, yeah, yeah, I mean we're supposed to be professional
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: three in the morning.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Broadcasters, but we stutter. But I love that one. Can't
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Pooh's always stuttering. It's like his brain is running on windows.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: All right, what about this one? Okay, this is kind
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: of the same theme. Heather and for Worth says this
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: must have been a video. When she saw you run
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: across the street, she said, oh my god, who runs
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: so slow?
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: It looks like he's buffering. In real life.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: He's buffering.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Watch across the street too, and between two cars.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean people were very concerned about how slow
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: you ran.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I was just worried. And it's like you were a glitching.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: At least you're aware.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well, let's just get to mine and
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: get it over with mine? Are so mean? Dude? Oh
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: my gosh, yes, okay, And I hurt my legs so
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: that's what this one's about. Deborah and Frisco. I've never
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: met a nice Deborah. Debbie, Deborah and Frisco says, Dang Billy,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: he hurt his leg again? Did he heard it while
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: he was running from commitment? Oh?
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: That wow, that's harsh.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: That is harsh. That was that was funny.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't laugh at yours? Oh yeah I did.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: That was.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: Jump into conclusions.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Look, you can't is joining in.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: I'm a fun.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Sorry, Okay, all right fine.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: And then this one is the last one, and it's
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: just rude. It's about me from Olivia and Plano because
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I had banner lady that's a little psycho and thankfully
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: haven't heard from her, but she's definitely kind of creeping
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: me out. She's creeped me out a little bit. Okay, sure,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: are you ready for this one? I bet Billy is
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: glad he has a stalker. At least there's one woman
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: who won't leave him.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, what's that's a lot, Olivia, that's a lot? Oh
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: my snow, that is so that's really mean.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: They are both of you laughing, smiling man.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: And she got a contract