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Dirty Little Secret: I Get Away With This Every Night · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little Secrets mix one oh two point
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  Speaker 1: nine with one thousand dollars coming up next. If you
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  Speaker 1: want a grand and we got money all day, fat
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  Speaker 1: stacks of cash on the forties, every single hour, pretty
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  Speaker 1: much all day long, going into long holiday weekend. You
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  Speaker 1: need some cash, you get some natty lights or whatever
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  Speaker 1: you do to celebrate, yas, Yeah, that'll be a half
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  Speaker 1: a tank one thousand dollars. Let's go, all right, and
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  Speaker 1: if you got a secret eight three three seven eight
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  Speaker 1: seven and one oh two nine, you can always confess
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  Speaker 1: to us. And you have one, you said it's pretty funny,
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  Speaker 1: so let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's hilarious. I think I pretty much get
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  Speaker 2: paid to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my dream job. You get paid to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Literally a dream job?
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  Speaker 1: Yes I do. Okay, well I like that. Yeah, Poo's
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  Speaker 1: dream job as well. Anyway, So what do you do? So?
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  Speaker 2: I work overnight security for a massive corporation. I mean
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  Speaker 2: you would definitely recognize if I said the name.
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  Speaker 1: I did not expect that. No, I did not expect
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  Speaker 1: thought this was a sleep study. Definitely not your top
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  Speaker 1: flight security. Okay, so yeah, what are you securing? What
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  Speaker 1: is going on over there?
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  Speaker 2: It's just a massive area they have, you know, a
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  Speaker 2: huge parking garage, office campus.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, my whole job.
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  Speaker 2: Is basically to make sure nothing crazy happens overnight. And
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  Speaker 2: of course nothing ever happens overnight. So like, after a while,
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  Speaker 2: I just realized I was sitting there, miserable, trying.
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  Speaker 1: To stay awake for no reason.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, I'm making do some money just to
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  Speaker 2: exist there.
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  Speaker 1: So I sleep in my truck. Like, wow, are you
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be watching the cameras or doing something in
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  Speaker 1: the building.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I am, I'm you know, I just I
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  Speaker 2: usually sleep for like half my shift. I'm not, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know the thing what?
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  Speaker 1: But that's insane? So you just go in your truck
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  Speaker 1: and disappear.
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, pretty much. I have like a mattress
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  Speaker 2: that fits in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's perfect a mattress. Wait, you've got a mattress in
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  Speaker 1: your truck?
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  Speaker 2: I do, Yeah, if it's in the back seat. It's
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  Speaker 2: like made specifically for my truck.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Yeah, A lot the heck.
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  Speaker 1: And no one's ever caught you or startled you. I
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  Speaker 1: mean no.
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  Speaker 2: And also I want to say that like any overnight
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  Speaker 2: security and most gigs do the exact same thing as me.
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  Speaker 2: So I just want to out there I'm not the
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  Speaker 2: only one.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm not. And but yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Just I have like a whole routine, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: I put my radio next to my head in case
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  Speaker 2: something happens, and nothing ever like happens. So like I said,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, best sleep.
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  Speaker 1: In my life. I bet that'd be the worst sleep
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  Speaker 1: of my life. I'd be so nervous. No, he's going
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  Speaker 1: to go down your sound, so feel about it, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying myself having a good time. Like right, So
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  Speaker 1: eight hour shift, he's sleeping before four hours? Is you
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, is this our security guard here? I
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  Speaker 1: know he only fell asleep once. No, I walk by,
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  Speaker 1: but he's he does it in the open, he does
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  Speaker 1: it at the security desk. I've walked by and trying
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  Speaker 1: to be quiet because I don't want to wake him up.
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  Speaker 1: In the meantime, we had a car get stolen out
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  Speaker 1: of our whole coffee truck that makes deliveries was stolen,
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  Speaker 1: and this guy's I'll come up the elevator and I
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  Speaker 1: see him sleep and I just cleared my throat. Oh see,
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  Speaker 1: I let him sleep. You're rude. No, he needs to
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  Speaker 1: watch the building. Well, tell this guy your building too.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I do, but it's like if something happens,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what am.
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 2: They gave they gave me a flashlight in Mace.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be badman, Oh god, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's a fair point. I'll see you. I'm gonna shine
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  Speaker 1: your lights. Your eyes out, buddy, I got the brightest
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  Speaker 1: flashlight in Dallas. No, thank you. Yeah, you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to risk it all for your job.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna call the cops like everybody else. That's
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  Speaker 2: exactly what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I appreciate your honesty. That Craigs flashlight in Mace.
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  Speaker 1: You get a lot with Mace though, Yeah, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: Lights led well, I mean hopefully you get paid a
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  Speaker 1: decent amount. You get to sleep a little bit, and
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  Speaker 1: good for you. So I will let you go so
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  Speaker 1: you can get back to your beauty. Wrestler, you're not
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  Speaker 1: working right now, are you know? You work overnight? So
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  Speaker 1: you're not working right now. Well tonight you'll sleep well,
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  Speaker 1: sleep well tonight, I will. You got some snacks back
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  Speaker 1: there too, what? Yeah, I got everything. I'm good for you.
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  Speaker 2: I've got all like, yeah, you're basically camp like a
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  Speaker 2: little stand for my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're urban camping. Well, thank you, and let us
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  Speaker 1: know if you ever get busted. I'd love to follow
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  Speaker 1: up on this one. Okay, definitely, Well all right, well
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yeah, hey, thank you guys. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, not all our security guards sleep. No, we
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  Speaker 1: have some great security guards. Just one when we first
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  Speaker 1: get I don't think he works here anymore though, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know for sure while but yeah, no, literally
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  Speaker 1: a whole The coffee guy who comes in here drops
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  Speaker 1: off coffee in the morning, came in, left his truck
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  Speaker 1: out there, went back out and it was gone down
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  Speaker 1: the street. A homeless guy stole the coffee truck from
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  Speaker 1: out front of our building and took off and went
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  Speaker 1: on a high speed actually a slow speed chase. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they got him, right, I took it and the cameras
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  Speaker 1: were watching it. By the way, Candice, Not only did
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  Speaker 1: they get him, they called the coffee company. The cops did,
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  Speaker 1: and they can control the truck and shut it off. No. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so they just shut the truck off and this guy's like,
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  Speaker 1: uh what now he it to jail and not even
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  Speaker 1: get one thing a coffee, Yeah, immediately, dummy,