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- 0:01Speaker 1: Well, folks, we're going to do a classic today because
- 0:05Speaker 1: one of us a gave me, as you can tell,
- 0:08Speaker 1: has Batman voice that is somewhat under the weather. You know, Ben,
- 0:12Speaker 1: you pull it off. Well. It was always my least
- 0:13Speaker 1: favorite part of the Christian Bale Batman movies. Never really
- 0:16Speaker 1: was able to take him seriously with that voice. So
- 0:19Speaker 1: I respect your decision to to to take a beat,
- 0:21Speaker 1: and I hate that you're not feeling well, my friend.
- 0:23Speaker 1: But you know what, it's been a minute since we've
- 0:25Speaker 1: published a classic and we've got a good one for
- 0:28Speaker 1: you today about sort of a huckster slash potential believer.
- 0:33Speaker 1: It's interesting. He's a Quaker named Charles Mallory or quicker
- 0:36Speaker 1: born rather, who convinced the San Diego City Council to
- 0:41Speaker 1: allow him to uh deploy a machine that he claimed
- 0:45Speaker 1: could make it rain, but not in the like you
- 0:47Speaker 1: know strip club parlance, more literally like because they were
- 0:51Speaker 1: experiencing serious drought and he kind of had him over
- 0:54Speaker 1: a barrel. And honestly, it's not a bad stop gap
- 0:57Speaker 1: between our two part episode on Millery some because the
- 1:01Speaker 1: question arises, did this guy really believe and practice what
- 1:05Speaker 1: he was preaching? It's to be determined, and I think
- 1:08Speaker 1: we addressed that within the episode. This is one of
- 1:10Speaker 1: our earliest episodes of Ridiculous History, and honestly, I think
- 1:14Speaker 1: it holds up. So feel better, my friend and Ridiculous
- 1:17Speaker 1: Historians enjoy this classic episode, and then we will return
- 1:20Speaker 1: to our regularly scheduled program on the next published day.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Into
- 1:52Speaker 1: every episode of Ridiculous History, a little rain must fall high,
- 1:57Speaker 1: I'm dead, I'm no. Well that was nice, Ben inks
- 2:00Speaker 1: Man like changing it up a little bit for the
- 2:02Speaker 1: for the opening, and uh. We are joined as always
- 2:05Speaker 1: with our super producer, Casey Pegram. He's on the ones
- 2:10Speaker 1: and the two's mainly just the ones. He just came.
- 2:13Speaker 1: The two's just occasionally if he needs a little extra
- 2:15Speaker 1: push over the cliff. Um, can I do you're reading? Yeah? Please,
- 2:20Speaker 1: it's just just I love this. The first line in
- 2:23Speaker 1: this article from How Stuff Works by the very talented
- 2:26Speaker 1: Candice Gibson goes as such, I just think this is perfect.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Quaker born Charles Mallory Hatfield tidy in appearance and straightforward,
- 2:37Speaker 1: with a salesman's bearing and a farm boy's self assured
- 2:41Speaker 1: nous made an eyebrow raising offer to the desperate city
- 2:44Speaker 1: Council of San Diego in nineteen fifteen, and this is
- 2:50Speaker 1: where our story begins. Let's give you a little bit
- 2:53Speaker 1: of background about Charles Mallory Hatfield. Charles Mallory Hatfield was
- 2:59Speaker 1: what he preferred to call a moisture accelerator, a PLU,
- 3:02Speaker 1: the culturist. To the average person at the time, that
- 3:07Speaker 1: meant he was a rainmaker, or we should say he
- 3:11Speaker 1: was a self proclaimed rainmaker. And San Diego at the
- 3:15Speaker 1: time was in a really tough arid spot. Yes, they
- 3:21Speaker 1: were in desperate need of rain to help refill the
- 3:24Speaker 1: city's dwindling Marina reservoir. So this meeting, as described by
- 3:30Speaker 1: Candice Gibson, took place in which Charles Mallory Hatfield offered
- 3:35Speaker 1: up his services to do just that, refill the city's reservoir.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Mallory's fee ten grand ten grands seems low for the
- 3:45Speaker 1: magical gift of rain, but back in those days it
- 3:48Speaker 1: equated to around two d and thirty thousand dollars um
- 3:52Speaker 1: and he would receive payment upon delivery of services. Right
- 3:57Speaker 1: because they were understandably skeptical, you know, the question would
- 4:01Speaker 1: be well, what's to stop us from giving you ten
- 4:04Speaker 1: thousand dollars? And then just learning that you skipped down
- 4:07Speaker 1: and he said pay on delivery. So that's I think
- 4:13Speaker 1: that's what really convinced them. Total power move too, don't
- 4:16Speaker 1: you think. So they accepted his offer, however, they accepted
- 4:21Speaker 1: it verbally. Was a smile and a handshake, and no
- 4:25Speaker 1: one signed anything on paper guaranteeing Mallory this ten large.
- 4:30Speaker 1: But he went about his business nonetheless. Yeah, apparently he had,
- 4:35Speaker 1: to his estimation, perfected a particular formula of cloud seating
- 4:41Speaker 1: through seventeen other contracts with other known commercial organizations, as
- 4:47Speaker 1: ranging for cotton growers in Texas to mine operators in Alaska.
- 4:51Speaker 1: And what he developed was this technique. I guess it
- 4:54Speaker 1: was an early form of cloud seating. Now, this wasn't
- 4:57Speaker 1: the stuff of Kate Bush songs chronicling the eccentric pseudoscience
- 5:01Speaker 1: of Wilhelm Reich's attempts to harness the weather using Oregon energy.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Any can push fans in the house Reich, William Reich
- 5:11Speaker 1: fans too. I'm yeah, but cloud busting daddy, Yeah, but no,
- 5:16Speaker 1: it's not that. This is much more. There's a touch
- 5:19Speaker 1: more actual science involved here, um so, as Lauren Ricketts,
- 5:23Speaker 1: a broadcast meteorologist with NBC four in Washington, d C.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Puts it, cloud seating is a form of weather modification
- 5:31Speaker 1: in which we can enhance precipitation development by using certain
- 5:35Speaker 1: chemicals to create an environment within clouds that it's conducive
- 5:39Speaker 1: to forming precipitation, right, accelerating moisture almost. And this sounds
- 5:46Speaker 1: like it's a little pseudoscience, right, But it turns out
- 5:51Speaker 1: that there have been multiple experiments with the concept of
- 5:56Speaker 1: affecting what the weather, specifically affecting clouds through the use
- 6:01Speaker 1: of substances like silver, iodied or potassium. I died and
- 6:05Speaker 1: dry ice. Mallory seventeen times before he had spoken with
- 6:11Speaker 1: San Diego, had attempted to do something like this, and uh,
- 6:17Speaker 1: he stood by his results. He had a cloud gathering
- 6:21Speaker 1: formula that was comprised of twenty three substances. At this point,
- 6:27Speaker 1: the exact ratios or the identity of those substances is
- 6:30Speaker 1: unfortunately lost to history. He took it to his grave.
- 6:34Speaker 1: By all accounts, whenever I hear somebody talking about, uh,
- 6:39Speaker 1: secret ingredients, I always think of the current trade secret ingredients,
- 6:43Speaker 1: like how the how Coca Cola has a secret recipe
- 6:48Speaker 1: and the three people who know it are not allowed
- 6:50Speaker 1: to be on an airplane at the same time, right,
- 6:52Speaker 1: or like they maybe only one person carries a piece
- 6:55Speaker 1: of the ingredients. You have to have all three of
- 6:58Speaker 1: them in a room at the same time, and they
- 6:59Speaker 1: also have to turn secret keys. And watched him many movies. Yeah,
- 7:03Speaker 1: but this guy Mallory, he built this giant tower. Right,
- 7:06Speaker 1: It's like a wooden tower that he used to um
- 7:09Speaker 1: ionize the atmosphere. And I had a hard time finding
- 7:11Speaker 1: details about like did he pump it up? Did he
- 7:15Speaker 1: did he shoot it into? Yeah? What check this out? Okay,
- 7:18Speaker 1: So he builds this twenty foot tower and it's in
- 7:21Speaker 1: the woods east of town. And one study official this
- 7:25Speaker 1: is my favorite part and this is the least proven
- 7:28Speaker 1: part of this whole Shenanigan uh One city official said
- 7:32Speaker 1: that Mallory recited an incantation aimed at ringing moisture from
- 7:38Speaker 1: the air. Yeah. I didn't catch that detail. That's also
- 7:42Speaker 1: it's you know, hearsay from a city official. And we'll
- 7:46Speaker 1: learn why they may not be the most um objective
- 7:50Speaker 1: witnesses in the story. We know that he put these
- 7:53Speaker 1: troughs on top of the tower, and that's where he
- 7:57Speaker 1: put his mixture, Like he poured it into these traws
- 8:00Speaker 1: and ignited it, creating smoke that drifted upwards. And I
- 8:06Speaker 1: was missing the delivery mechanism. And we talked about the
- 8:09Speaker 1: makeup of what they think his concoction might have been. Well,
- 8:13Speaker 1: we've just mentioned some of the operative ingredients in cloud seating,
- 8:17Speaker 1: but we haven't. We haven't made any guesses about this.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Do you think there was maybe gunpowder? And there was, Yeah,
- 8:23Speaker 1: that was speculated that it was gunpowder and maybe hydrogen um.
- 8:26Speaker 1: But whatever was in it, apparently the concoction it worked
- 8:31Speaker 1: like like a lot, like a lot a lot. Yes, yes,
- 8:36Speaker 1: whether by miracle or measurable quantitative science. It rained, it's poured.
- 8:41Speaker 1: It was a biblical delusion. It occurred a few days.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Were likely old men that snored right it uh. It
- 8:49Speaker 1: occurred just a few days after Hatfield began his process.
- 8:54Speaker 1: It was in January and early February of nineteen sixteen
- 8:58Speaker 1: that thirty inches and estimated thirty inches of rain fell
- 9:03Speaker 1: and Mission Valley flooded. The San Diego River overflowed entire
- 9:09Speaker 1: farms and homes and bridges and businesses were swept away.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Can you picture the city council just watching this from
- 9:17Speaker 1: their offices and first being like high fiving each other,
- 9:20Speaker 1: and then just gradually the realization setting in. It's like,
- 9:24Speaker 1: what have we done? And I just picture Mallory rubbing
- 9:28Speaker 1: his hands together in a Mr. Burns kind of fashion,
- 9:31Speaker 1: doing like an evil villain. Like is he a real
- 9:35Speaker 1: life weather modification supervillain or is he kind of like
- 9:39Speaker 1: the Mickey Mouse Wizard and Fantasia who makes the you
- 9:42Speaker 1: know animates that one mop You know, I like that
- 9:45Speaker 1: a lot. I think I prefer to think of him
- 9:47Speaker 1: as as the as the creepy guy watching from afar,
- 9:50Speaker 1: as the chaos that he has unleashed devoured as the city.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Uh maybe he had a big grudge against the city
- 9:56Speaker 1: Council of San Diego. Maybe maybe his like high school
- 10:00Speaker 1: sweetheart broke up with him and lived in San Diego.
- 10:03Speaker 1: That's all pure speculation. I just I don't want people
- 10:07Speaker 1: to be villains, so well, whatever his motivations, telephone lines
- 10:10Speaker 1: snapped and washed away, the roads and railroad tracks cracked
- 10:14Speaker 1: under the pressure of all of this water. But this
- 10:17Speaker 1: was just the beginning, right, There's more it continued to
- 10:20Speaker 1: just beat the hell out of drought parched county, which
- 10:25Speaker 1: was I think in maxed out around thirty inches by
- 10:28Speaker 1: the end of January, and the reservoir, you know, it
- 10:31Speaker 1: was mission accomplished. The reservoir was full, but the Lower
- 10:34Speaker 1: Ote Reservoir couldn't contain all of this water, and the
- 10:38Speaker 1: dam broke and the waters killed nearby residents. Estimates put
- 10:42Speaker 1: that number it around between a dozen to fifty deaths,
- 10:45Speaker 1: and farm animals and homes were destroyed. I mean, you know, yeah,
- 10:53Speaker 1: there was there was real and genuine loss of life. Unfortunately, Uh,
- 10:59Speaker 1: this quickly becomes obviously a disaster. But Mallory and you
- 11:06Speaker 1: have to you have to wonder how he broached this
- 11:09Speaker 1: topic of conversation. So about that money. Yeah, so Mallory
- 11:15Speaker 1: walks out and walks up to city council and says,
- 11:19Speaker 1: will I, uh, I think my work here is done.
- 11:23Speaker 1: And uh and they're they're saying, you know, people are dying.
- 11:26Speaker 1: They're probably still like soaking wet themselves. What I'm saying
- 11:29Speaker 1: that the city council people have looked at him with
- 11:31Speaker 1: like just dead eyes, just like you know, you got
- 11:34Speaker 1: some nerve turning up here. Buddy. So ordinarily a lot
- 11:45Speaker 1: of rain, right if you if you're just guessing, it's
- 11:48Speaker 1: understandable how we could think a lot of rain is
- 11:51Speaker 1: good for a drought stricken area. But the problem that
- 11:53Speaker 1: occurs is that when there is a drought and the
- 11:58Speaker 1: soil itself is very dry, it won't be able to
- 12:02Speaker 1: absorb the rains. And so this means that instead of
- 12:06Speaker 1: going into the ground, it's going across the ground, and
- 12:10Speaker 1: that's how those buildings end up washing away when the
- 12:13Speaker 1: valley floods and the and the dams are broken, and this,
- 12:18Speaker 1: you know, leads to the loss of human life. Without
- 12:21Speaker 1: knowing the specifics of their conversation, it's fairly safe to
- 12:24Speaker 1: say that the city council members said, what the hell
- 12:28Speaker 1: are you thinking, you monster? No, we're not giving you
- 12:32Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Uh. And they thought that if they
- 12:36Speaker 1: paid Hatfield money for this first off, they'd be ridden
- 12:41Speaker 1: out of office on a rail at minimum. Well, they
- 12:44Speaker 1: look like they co signed the whole thing, and then
- 12:46Speaker 1: they were complicit and they essentially pay the dude to
- 12:49Speaker 1: like destroy their town, which is which would probably go
- 12:53Speaker 1: on their permanent council member. Right, that's going on your
- 12:56Speaker 1: permanent record the time you tried to drown the toy
- 13:00Speaker 1: that like every point. Yeah, So Hatfield notices that people
- 13:05Speaker 1: are infuriated and looking for someone to blame, right, and
- 13:10Speaker 1: he ditches town. He lights out for the territories on
- 13:13Speaker 1: his own, and then he waits for the waters to settle,
- 13:17Speaker 1: for the water level to decrease. And after the water
- 13:20Speaker 1: level decreases, get this, he tries to take San Diego
- 13:25Speaker 1: to court and he says, I did what I said
- 13:27Speaker 1: I would do. I should be paid for my services.
- 13:32Speaker 1: And this court case goes on, It goes on for
- 13:36Speaker 1: a year, goes on for five years, it goes on
- 13:40Speaker 1: for twenty years. Eventually it's dismissed and he never got
- 13:47Speaker 1: a dime. Poor guy. It's tough to call. It's a
- 13:50Speaker 1: tough call to make. Like I said, I'm still kind
- 13:53Speaker 1: of picturing him cackling, you know, in his secret underground layer.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Here's the weird part, though, It's even more complicated when
- 14:03Speaker 1: we think that, well, did he ruin his life because
- 14:06Speaker 1: he underestimated the impact of his secret his secret concoction? Right? Well? Also,
- 14:15Speaker 1: but like when I first saw this article, I was like,
- 14:18Speaker 1: is that a thing? Is that can is you know,
- 14:21Speaker 1: weather control. I thought, I thought we couldn't control the weather.
- 14:24Speaker 1: It is, it is absolutely a thing, but it is
- 14:27Speaker 1: not by any means of precise science. Think that's that's
- 14:30Speaker 1: where my brain kind of like hit a wall with this. Okay,
- 14:33Speaker 1: so he had some stones, right. He came back to
- 14:36Speaker 1: the city council and said, hey, where is my check?
- 14:39Speaker 1: And they laughed him out of the room. Court case
- 14:42Speaker 1: drug on. Ultimately he got nothing, but he wasn't like
- 14:47Speaker 1: lacking for work. I mean, it's kind of a big deal.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Even though the city council didn't pay him or necessarily
- 14:53Speaker 1: openly co sign his activities, everyone knew that he was
- 14:58Speaker 1: what he was doing. I mean it was like, you know,
- 15:00Speaker 1: kind of an odd thing that to have happened, and
- 15:02Speaker 1: I think it certainly turned some heads, right, And so
- 15:06Speaker 1: his reputation got around, and nations like Canada, Cuba and
- 15:11Speaker 1: even Honduras helped, you know, sought him out for his
- 15:15Speaker 1: you know, supposed expertise um and so this you know,
- 15:19Speaker 1: catastrophe ultimately made a name for him and kind of
- 15:23Speaker 1: boosted his career. Uh though his usefulness kind of dwindled
- 15:30Speaker 1: as water storage technology became more of a thing. Oh,
- 15:34Speaker 1: that's a good point. Yeah, I didn't consider that, because
- 15:37Speaker 1: as we learn more about how to reuse, store, and
- 15:43Speaker 1: collect water, maybe we don't need so many rainmakers in
- 15:49Speaker 1: the world. But circumstances suggest that Hatfield probably made the
- 15:55Speaker 1: made an error and probably wasn't taking in the droughts
- 15:59Speaker 1: effect on the land and soil. He was probably so
- 16:02Speaker 1: fixated on proving that his technology worked that he didn't
- 16:07Speaker 1: think about the ramifications of his actions. So that's what
- 16:10Speaker 1: I'm saying that if you really think it was he
- 16:12Speaker 1: totally made this happen, no, no question. Yeah, I think
- 16:16Speaker 1: I think, no question. Furthermore, I would go on to
- 16:18Speaker 1: say that Hatfield's work paved the way for cloud seeing technology,
- 16:24Speaker 1: but do you think we should explore a little bit
- 16:26Speaker 1: of his successors in this field? Absolutely? Like I said,
- 16:31Speaker 1: this is all kind of like really fascinating to me,
- 16:33Speaker 1: And before looking into this story, I really did not
- 16:37Speaker 1: think this was something that was was achievable by by humans.
- 16:40Speaker 1: So there's a lot of debate about this stuff, not
- 16:44Speaker 1: just in Hatfield's time, but in the modern day and
- 16:48Speaker 1: several decades. Before going back to the meteorologists we mentioned earlier,
- 16:53Speaker 1: Ricketts says that clouds that are seated are getting about
- 16:57Speaker 1: a five to increase in precipitation, So there precipitation potential
- 17:05Speaker 1: is being enhanced, not necessarily magnified. You know, it's not
- 17:08Speaker 1: going to be a hud sure thing, but modern governments
- 17:15Speaker 1: are using this technology. Uh. China creates about fifty five
- 17:20Speaker 1: billion tons of what they would call artificial rain per year,
- 17:25Speaker 1: and it costs about a hundred and sixty eight million
- 17:29Speaker 1: dollars per year to do this, or one point five
- 17:32Speaker 1: billion one as of January twent seventeen. We can use
- 17:37Speaker 1: we being the human species, or I guess technically also you,
- 17:40Speaker 1: Casey and myself. We can use cloud seating technology to
- 17:45Speaker 1: influence the weather, but without being a meteorologist. I'm just
- 17:52Speaker 1: reminded of every every sci fi horror movie where somebody
- 17:58Speaker 1: pipes up and says, eddeling with things you cannot possibly comprehend.
- 18:02Speaker 1: The world's weather system is so complex and interconnected that
- 18:06Speaker 1: I feel like if you if you influence something in
- 18:10Speaker 1: one area, you're inevitably influencing things in the other parts
- 18:15Speaker 1: of the world. China famously used cloud seating technology in
- 18:21Speaker 1: the two thousand eight Olympics. Yeah, I really do need
- 18:23Speaker 1: to look into more of this stuff because this is
- 18:25Speaker 1: so mystified. Apparently it's just the only a thing and
- 18:28Speaker 1: everybody knows about it except little me. No. I I
- 18:30Speaker 1: don't think a lot of people know about it because
- 18:32Speaker 1: it sounds like science fiction. That's I think what it is.
- 18:35Speaker 1: And the fact that there is sort of like a
- 18:37Speaker 1: gray area, and like how do we get specific results
- 18:41Speaker 1: or how or just like in the case of this,
- 18:44Speaker 1: this story completely jack everything all to hell. The US
- 18:53Speaker 1: also is attempting cloud seating and still in California. In
- 19:00Speaker 1: two thousand and nine, in Sacramento, California, some people had
- 19:05Speaker 1: set up a tall metal platform with a crude furnace
- 19:08Speaker 1: and silver iodide solution that scientists were hoping would provide
- 19:13Speaker 1: relief from a drought. And we can only hope that
- 19:18Speaker 1: they had more reasonable results there. But according to Arlen Huggins,
- 19:23Speaker 1: who is a research scientist at the Desert Research Institute
- 19:26Speaker 1: in Reno, what's going on in the US concerning this
- 19:31Speaker 1: sort of stuff is tiny in comparison. The Chinese government
- 19:36Speaker 1: has been working with cloud seeing technology since nineteen fifty
- 19:39Speaker 1: eight when it was given to them via the Russian government.
- 19:42Speaker 1: That's fascinating. It's fascinating, but it's also kind of scary.
- 19:46Speaker 1: You know, we also have experiments done by the US
- 19:51Speaker 1: in foreign countries with weather modification. Do you think this
- 19:54Speaker 1: could be potentially like used as a weapon, Absolutely, yeah,
- 19:58Speaker 1: or attempted to right now. I don't. The thing about
- 20:02Speaker 1: a weapon is you would want it to be able
- 20:03Speaker 1: to be targeted. Is it like that movie Geo Storm
- 20:06Speaker 1: that's coming out? Is Geo Store about that? Well, it's
- 20:09Speaker 1: just about like a satellite that shoots the laser beam
- 20:12Speaker 1: and makes the weather all crazy and you know it
- 20:14Speaker 1: turns you know, like California into the ice age and
- 20:18Speaker 1: it looks terrible, but you know, kind of fun. Yeah,
- 20:20Speaker 1: is it? Are you gonna see it? I don't really
- 20:22Speaker 1: go out for the big you know, the big blocks. Yeah. Well,
- 20:26Speaker 1: especially like the disaster movies. It just doesn't seem like
- 20:28Speaker 1: fun to me. Although I really enjoyed Independence Day when
- 20:30Speaker 1: I was a kid. Here, maybe this is a good
- 20:32Speaker 1: place for us to wrap up. This is something I
- 20:34Speaker 1: didn't know about. And when you talked about, when you
- 20:38Speaker 1: asked whether whether weather weather modification there we Go could
- 20:42Speaker 1: be used as a weapon, I thought, no, you know,
- 20:47Speaker 1: that's that's ridiculous. But the US government did not. During
- 20:53Speaker 1: nineteen sixty seven through nineteen seventy two, UH, they had
- 20:58Speaker 1: a weather modification program in Southeast Asia called Operation Popeye.
- 21:03Speaker 1: This was during the Vietnam War and they were attempting
- 21:08Speaker 1: to extend the monsoon season over areas of the Ho
- 21:13Speaker 1: Chi Minh Trail, and they were hoping that this would
- 21:16Speaker 1: support the efforts of the US government in the area.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Their objectives were to soften road surfaces, cause landslides along roadways,
- 21:27Speaker 1: wash out river crossings, and keep the soil saturated beyond
- 21:32Speaker 1: the natural time span. Their slogan that the fifty four
- 21:36Speaker 1: Weather Reconnaissance Squadron used was make mud not war. It's
- 21:43Speaker 1: not as solid as that's still Yagi win from earlier Man,
- 21:46Speaker 1: make mud not war. I think there is not a
- 21:48Speaker 1: better place to wrap up than with that quote. However,
- 21:56Speaker 1: we do have one more surprise and very high be
- 22:00Speaker 1: uh to be with you here today, man, because this
- 22:04Speaker 1: is a little bit of a milestone for us. Yeah, you,
- 22:07Speaker 1: specifically you, Man. I'm happy to be here with you too, buddy.
- 22:11Speaker 1: We're doing our first listener mail. In our first of
- 22:16Speaker 1: two listener mails we received at the inbox, ridiculous at
- 22:21Speaker 1: how stuff works dot com. We've got one coming from Zachary,
- 22:24Speaker 1: he says Nolan Ben. My favorite thing that has been
- 22:27Speaker 1: repeated in history is the crazy amount of times people
- 22:30Speaker 1: have tried and failed to invade via the Bakdung River
- 22:33Speaker 1: in Vietnam. China failed to invade, and then in eight
- 22:38Speaker 1: they tried and failed again. Both times they were easily
- 22:41Speaker 1: beaten by Vietnamese forces placing spikes in the river during
- 22:44Speaker 1: low tide, and then watching Chinese forces getting destroyed. Why
- 22:47Speaker 1: am I laughing? This sounds horrendous, but it's pretty smart
- 22:50Speaker 1: and pretty ridiculous, um, watching Chinese forces getting destroyed and
- 22:53Speaker 1: then tried coming through in high tide. As for my
- 22:56Speaker 1: favorite Chinese food, it's probably the amazing potato beef and
- 23:00Speaker 1: rice dish I had when I studied abroad in chin China.
- 23:03Speaker 1: But I'm also a huge fan of orange Chicken. I
- 23:06Speaker 1: love the show, zach Um. I think orange chicken was
- 23:10Speaker 1: my pick. I think I said mall orange chicken, Um.
- 23:12Speaker 1: But I'm also all about more traditional dishes like the
- 23:15Speaker 1: amazing potato beef and rice dish mentioned here in this email.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Thank you so much for writing in dude. Yeah, thanks
- 23:21Speaker 1: so much, zach Um. When I first when I first
- 23:24Speaker 1: brought up range chicken, I was just sort of, uh,
- 23:27Speaker 1: it was it was just sort of picturing what would
- 23:30Speaker 1: be on almost every Chinese menu in the US at least.
- 23:36Speaker 1: And then yeah, and when you pointed out mall orange chicken,
- 23:40Speaker 1: it inspired me. I got really close to grabbing some recently,
- 23:45Speaker 1: but I was I was way laid in New York,
- 23:49Speaker 1: so I had some awesome hand pulled noodles. Did you
- 23:52Speaker 1: go to Shann's Famous Foods? No? No, this, Yeah, I've
- 23:56Speaker 1: been there before. Listeners, if you ever New York, if
- 23:58Speaker 1: you live in New York, Shan's Famous. Who's they have these?
- 24:01Speaker 1: The reason I brought it up be as the handful
- 24:02Speaker 1: of noodles. Um. It is literally like in a bowl.
- 24:05Speaker 1: It's like a single noodle, but it's insane, but it
- 24:07Speaker 1: incorporates into this whole bowl of food. And they do
- 24:09Speaker 1: like one with ground lamb and the spices. It's it's
- 24:12Speaker 1: what's the I think, But it's like kind of kind
- 24:15Speaker 1: of a different it's gotta it's it's almost got Indian
- 24:17Speaker 1: qualities have Yeah, it's got almost a I would want
- 24:20Speaker 1: to say western region of the continent. Absolutely right, it's
- 24:25Speaker 1: totally what it has been. Uh so, thank you so much, Zach,
- 24:29Speaker 1: and I would love to hear more about your time
- 24:32Speaker 1: studying abroad. In the meantime, we have a second listener
- 24:38Speaker 1: mail from our friend Tom W who says Ben Knell,
- 24:42Speaker 1: Hello from the sunny city Berlin, Germany. I just found
- 24:46Speaker 1: your podcast ridiculous history. Really enjoyed it. Thank you. He
- 24:50Speaker 1: says he's gonna put it on his favorite list. He
- 24:53Speaker 1: has a comment on the subject of butter tax and
- 24:56Speaker 1: Germany as follows. I'm retired here, says Tom in Berlin.
- 25:00Speaker 1: And then there are certain says I have experienced in
- 25:02Speaker 1: German which I find very interesting. There's one saying that
- 25:05Speaker 1: goes is alas butter and it translates to it's all
- 25:09Speaker 1: in butter. I know it means it's all taken care of.
- 25:12Speaker 1: But during Martin Luther's days, butter was transported in barrels,
- 25:15Speaker 1: and to avoid paying the full tax on the butter,
- 25:18Speaker 1: porcelain was pushed into the butter when it was stopped
- 25:20Speaker 1: for inspection. The explanation for the butter was that it
- 25:23Speaker 1: was packing material for safe transport of the porcelain. So
- 25:27Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you can't tax the butter it's essentially
- 25:30Speaker 1: like a styrofoam peanut thing. Uh. Speaking of the butter tax,
- 25:35Speaker 1: as Tom, there are also some other strange food tricks.
- 25:38Speaker 1: For example, a meatless days, the church reclassified the beaver
- 25:41Speaker 1: as a fish because the beaver swam. Therefore, beaver could
- 25:45Speaker 1: also be eaten on meatless days. With a clear conscience,
- 25:48Speaker 1: people who had meat to eat started cooking meat on
- 25:51Speaker 1: meatless days by wrapping the meat in dough. I believe
- 25:54Speaker 1: they thought God could not see what was inside the dough.
- 25:57Speaker 1: And this, says Tom, is how Rabbioli came about being popular.
- 26:01Speaker 1: And Tom gets the prize for the most uses of
- 26:04Speaker 1: the word meet in a single sentence. Uh. And Tom
- 26:07Speaker 1: says one final thing. The monks dug thousands of ponds
- 26:10Speaker 1: throughout Europe in order to raise KRP to be sold
- 26:12Speaker 1: to the people. These ponds still exist today. All the best, Tom,
- 26:17Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Right in Tom, I think I
- 26:19Speaker 1: am going to launch It's all in butter as a
- 26:22Speaker 1: catchphrase here in English and see how it goes. Wish
- 26:25Speaker 1: me luck, you know what I say, Ben, don't tell
- 26:27Speaker 1: me not to live just sitting putter, life's candy and
- 26:30Speaker 1: the son's a ball of butter, don't bring around a
- 26:32Speaker 1: cloud to rain on my ridiculous history parade. And this
- 26:37Speaker 1: concludes our listener mail. But as my good friend Ben
- 26:40Speaker 1: would say, but not our show, because we haven't been
- 26:43Speaker 1: canceled yet. We're new. It's a new show. I think
- 26:45Speaker 1: we're doing well. Thank you guys for listening and writing
- 26:48Speaker 1: in and and not being too overly pedantic. I think
- 26:51Speaker 1: we've only gotten one, uh punchable email. Um, but no,
- 26:55Speaker 1: just the one, just the one. Everything else everyone else
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- 27:42Speaker 1: Is that a thing still four Square? Is that? Is
- 27:44Speaker 1: that a like a like a Yelp kind of thing?
- 27:45Speaker 1: It was one of those. It was one of the
- 27:47Speaker 1: checond yes services that just had you check it, which
- 27:51Speaker 1: we ever come with those that drove me crazy? Do
- 27:55Speaker 1: I just essentially want to tell every criminal on the
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