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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: NFL free agency winners (Eagles) and BIGTIME losers (Cowboys & Giants) · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'll tell you Into your Life
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  Speaker 2: Fosco and Tony you show today weld a massive fallout
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  Speaker 2: from NFL free agency. Of course, Eagles landing Saquon' you
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  Speaker 2: know people out there and the Eagles overpaid.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll tell you why police people are moron exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, also, we don't talk politics on this
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  Speaker 2: press of ESPN. But we will address the rumors surrounding
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers and how he could be the potential next
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  Speaker 2: vice president.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: We're also going to throw another name in the ring,
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  Speaker 2: aren't with Tony.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're about to change the course of American history
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Anyway, to today's show. You know, last week and
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  Speaker 2: to open up the FUSCO Sports Hotline and then take
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully I still got a check in the battle behind us, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: It's time to get into our biggest noise in our
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  Speaker 2: top story story obviously the big story of the week,
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  Speaker 2: the dominating free agency scoring a huge win signing form
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  Speaker 2: A Giants running back say Kwan Barkley to a three year,
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  Speaker 2: thirty eight million dollar deal. Now, some people out there,
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  Speaker 2: they're still saying he's over Paige and then running backs
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  Speaker 2: don't have any value anymore. But Tony, these total idiots
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  Speaker 2: are missing the point, aren't they?
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  Speaker 1: One hundred percent? You know?
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  Speaker 4: And might I say Saquon is more than just his position.
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  Speaker 4: We need to stop using old fashioned and frankly derogatory
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  Speaker 4: terms like running back you know, we need to start
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  Speaker 4: accepting position fluidity. Shouldn't a running back also be allowed
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  Speaker 4: to identify as a receiver?
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  Speaker 1: Of course they should.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Jalen Hurtz is a running back who identifies
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  Speaker 4: as a quarterback, and we have no problem with that. Personally,
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  Speaker 4: I dream of living in a world where we let
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  Speaker 4: players be how God intended and not by the assigned
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  Speaker 4: position they were given in college.
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  Speaker 2: Just such emotionally stirring analysis that, Tony. And you know
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  Speaker 2: these people out there criticizing the signing, well, they're all
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  Speaker 2: forgetting history. I mean, people say defense wins Championship. No,
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  Speaker 2: no running backs win Championshack. Col You know, Tony, who
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  Speaker 2: was the Chiefs running back last season?
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  Speaker 1: The one guy the it's right there the tip of
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  Speaker 1: my tongue. What's his name? You don't forget that.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just go back a year, right, who is the
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  Speaker 2: Rams running back the year they won?
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  Speaker 4: That guy he was awesome that year. Again, it's right
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  Speaker 4: there in the tip of my tongue.
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  Speaker 1: What's his? All right?
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  Speaker 2: You know, maybe we just need to go back further,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Yeah, the running back on the twenty seventeen.
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  Speaker 4: Eagles, Legarrett Blunt and Jaya Ji braw Of course they
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  Speaker 4: had too, which just shows you can't have enough running backs.
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  Speaker 1: The more the better.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. There we go, just proving our point right there,
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  Speaker 2: right anyway, moving on to other big news, Russell Wilson
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  Speaker 2: says he plans to sign with the Steelers for the
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  Speaker 2: league minimum of one point two million dollars, but you
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  Speaker 2: know he'll still earn the thirty nine millies owed by
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  Speaker 2: the Broncos. And you know this is just so smart
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  Speaker 2: because you know, today's gig economy, it's so important to
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  Speaker 2: have multiple screens of income. And you know this due
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  Speaker 2: was smart by the Broncos, wasn't it. Tony thousand percent?
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  Speaker 2: The Broncos just doubled their chances of winning a ring.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Russell Wilson is technically still a Broncos employee.
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  Speaker 2: So if the Steelers win the Super Bowl, the Broncos
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  Speaker 2: should get a ring two. Like you know in Hollywood
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  Speaker 2: if you invest money in a movie, but you know, dude,
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  Speaker 2: Jack Squatt, you still get to be a producer and
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  Speaker 2: win an Oscar. The Broncos are now basically executive producers
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  Speaker 2: of the Steelers. Just such incredible perspective there by you, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: and you know you have to run them based on that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the Broncos face the Steelers late in the season,
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  Speaker 2: and you know it's week sixteen, seventeen. You know the
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  Speaker 2: Broncos are two and fourteen. Yeah, it's fourteen, and so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: may have to wonder if Denver will offer that game
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  Speaker 2: to improve their chances of winning the Super Bowl with
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to want that. It's definitely on the table.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Anyway, the all free agency knows. You know, between
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  Speaker 2: Monday and Thursday, while all these teams were making moves
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  Speaker 2: left and right, the Cowboys were standing back, which is
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  Speaker 2: frankly inexcusable given that out of all the playoff teams,
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  Speaker 2: they had the most time exactly off season, as their
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  Speaker 2: offseason started about two minutes into that wild card game
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  Speaker 2: versus the Papers. Anyway, finally they did make a key move,
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  Speaker 2: signing Long snapper Trent.
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  Speaker 1: C and that just said everything, didn't it, Tony?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, this just shows that Cowboys know the MVPs of
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  Speaker 4: the team are the punters and their long snapper. They
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  Speaker 4: can really help cover for all of Dax's weaknesses. And frankly,
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  Speaker 4: I think they can do more. Why not have the
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  Speaker 4: long snapper just play center that way, that can stay
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  Speaker 4: out of the shotgun about thirteen or fourteen yards back,
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  Speaker 4: and then he'll finally have the ample time he needs
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  Speaker 4: to throw the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Such terrific analysis and advice, Tony, And you know, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That's just another great example of what you're talking about
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  Speaker 2: earlier position, Luie. You know, it's so small minded when
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  Speaker 2: you think about it, that long snappers only get to
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  Speaker 2: snap the ball a few times per game when they're
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  Speaker 2: clearly the best that snap him. You know, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Enough's enough, it's time for our closed minded attitudes to change.
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  Speaker 2: So so true, Tony. And now what could be the
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  Speaker 2: ultimate free agent signing. Of course, we're talking about the
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  Speaker 2: announcement by presidential candidate Robert Kennedy that Jets quarterback Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Rodgers is apparently on his short list of vice presidential
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  Speaker 2: candidates and Wow, this this just makes total sense when
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  Speaker 2: you lay it all out, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Dony one hundred percent. What's the one thing you need
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  Speaker 4: in a leader bravery? Bravery, And there's nothing more brave
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  Speaker 4: than agreeing to play quarterback for the New York Jets.
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  Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers stood behind an offensive line that was still
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  Speaker 4: learning the basics of football, knowing his life was in
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  Speaker 4: danger every single play last year. I was so impressed
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  Speaker 4: with how he made it through the preseason and almost
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  Speaker 4: a full drive in the regular season and still managed
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  Speaker 4: to relearn how to walk after just a few short months.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. But you know another name that we have to
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  Speaker 2: throw into the fray, probably even a better choice.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say Nick Foles.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he was the backup to Corson Wentz, which
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  Speaker 2: is kind of like being a vice president. You know,
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  Speaker 2: he defeated the Patriots, which kind of makes him more
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  Speaker 2: of a Patriot than an actual patriot exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, an Eagle is the mascot of the
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  Speaker 4: country and Philadelphia's where Thomas Jefferson wrote the Constitution. So
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  Speaker 4: when you think about it, Nick Foles is basically already president.
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  Speaker 2: So well said and well put all around. Tony and
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  Speaker 2: well we can only hope the same from our callers
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  Speaker 2: about to join us on the show. Anyway, we probably
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  Speaker 2: will regret this, but let's go ahead and open up
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  Speaker 2: the Fusco Sports Hotline.
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  Speaker 1: Sports hot Line. You're on the Fusco Show. Who's this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Marshall.
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  Speaker 5: I'm from California.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what's going on? You're in front of this two
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  Speaker 1: strikes already? What are you like on the run from
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  Speaker 1: the law. You're moving? What's going on? No, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: excited to be on. Okay, So you get rid of
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  Speaker 1: your bookcase? That makes no sense. Books are for loses anyway, bro,
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  Speaker 1: So good for you, That's what I say. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: And empty bookcases is a sign of a good sign.
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  Speaker 2: You've got your priority show. Okay, you're off to a
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  Speaker 2: good start. Let's see you take question what do you got?
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  Speaker 1: What do you guys?
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  Speaker 5: So my question free for free agency is this is Kelsey.
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  Speaker 5: He gave us emotional post emotional presser. He said that
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  Speaker 5: Nick Foles had the biggest.
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  Speaker 1: Jason you're talking about? You just are right.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we need to get you some books back there
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  Speaker 2: on that show with you. All right, let's start again.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jason, you need help. But Jasonason, he said.
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  Speaker 5: Nick Foles had the biggest in the NFL, Doug Peterson
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  Speaker 5: had the biggest balls. But they're both gone now, And
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  Speaker 5: so I was wondering how the Eagles intend to replace
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  Speaker 5: that length and birth in the locker in this free agency.
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  Speaker 2: Now that you finally got to a great question there,
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  Speaker 2: and as you know, on this show, we got huge
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  Speaker 2: proponents that fox size should be a measurement at the combine.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's the best way to determine the strength
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  Speaker 2: and length of a player.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: We hope that the Bears will undress Caleb Williams and
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  Speaker 2: they will see that the tiniest they've ever seen, is
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  Speaker 2: they yes.
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  Speaker 4: Well, why do you think he avoided the medical Another
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  Speaker 4: great point, you see, you're on the way you run.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need books because the way you think you
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  Speaker 2: need you That's why it's usc. It's usc a tiny cock.
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  Speaker 2: When you take off his band, you small exactly, all right,
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  Speaker 2: what's your next town? Got another take there?
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  Speaker 5: So my other question is I watched the show and
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  Speaker 5: I noticed that whenever poly he reads off the top story,
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  Speaker 5: he always tilts his head like this when he reads it.
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  Speaker 5: And so I was wondering if that means that, if
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  Speaker 5: he's giving the news with a slant in it. What no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's wondering about my next? Ye asking about.
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  Speaker 2: A slant and show Bro, I can go this way.
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  Speaker 1: Come in the game. All right, we're roll for one.
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  Speaker 1: He was.
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  Speaker 2: He started out, well there, but all right, let's keep
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  Speaker 2: going out.
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  Speaker 1: Who's next? For whose next?
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  Speaker 3: Adam is next?
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  Speaker 1: There he is? Turn your mic on, Adam. What's going on? Guys?
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for having me on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome, you're welcome. Question to take you? Where
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  Speaker 1: are you from, Adam?
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  Speaker 6: I'm from New Jersey, Central New Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Already lowering my again. Jersey would have been better.
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  Speaker 7: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: The further north the worst, Bro, Middle Gridge with you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Anything past the Raridon Bridge, You're done for.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. This is geography. Okay, what's your question?
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  Speaker 2: You take go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: I'm here to warn you guys there there's never been
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  Speaker 6: a successful person with the last name Barkley in the
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  Speaker 6: history of Philadelphia, and I have the list to prove it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, go who number one? Matt Barkley? Yeah we know legend, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: we know legends. Go ahead, Yeah, what else?
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  Speaker 6: He was drafted to be a special talent. But the
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  Speaker 6: only thing I have special about him is the ability
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  Speaker 6: to suck.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, number two.
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  Speaker 2: That is good analysis there. I do like how you
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  Speaker 2: noticed that last names are a good indicator for a player.
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  Speaker 2: All right, tro Bro, Charles Barckley. You know we respect Charles.
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  Speaker 2: He was one of the greatest fighters in vice, throwing
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  Speaker 2: people through windows, bro tons of knockouts.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let me stop you there, let me stop you there. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I thought Philadelphia was to say that tried to itself
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  Speaker 6: on winning championships.
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  Speaker 1: Charles Barkley looking and winning championship.
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  Speaker 2: Bro kicking undefeated, Yeah, che Bro and killing other people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you play basketball exactly the finger. It's the boxing on
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  Speaker 2: the court, yeah, Bro, talking about rings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brown is gonna be ringing. So and yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: guess my dog is.
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  Speaker 8: In NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Laid up brads. Who's up next?
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  Speaker 3: Nathan the Cowboys Lovers?
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  Speaker 1: His name is Cowboys Lover? Now is that his like
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  Speaker 1: given name? That's his dad's last name?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, what are you in a padded cell?
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  Speaker 2: Bro? Where are you Banna? He's in a blue I'm
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  Speaker 2: in my room right now.
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  Speaker 9: I'm in my room right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's a padded cell, bully, bet you spend a lot
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  Speaker 2: of time in there.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you from, Bro?
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  Speaker 9: Where are you from from the great the great city
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  Speaker 9: of Dallas, Home of the Dallas Bro, Home of the
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  Speaker 9: Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's very proud. Okay, what's what's you take? What's
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  Speaker 1: your question?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 9: My take is that the Dallas Cowboys are going to
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  Speaker 9: win it all this season. We're going to the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 9: We're going to beat the forty nine ers at the
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  Speaker 9: NFC Championship. We're going to beat the Bills in the
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  Speaker 9: Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Can you see what your.
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  Speaker 2: Team just did in free agency breaks? You see the
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  Speaker 2: one person they signed out of everyone out there that
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  Speaker 2: tells you every trent one thing on the season.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, they're already punting. Bro. Look, I think that Tony
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  Speaker 1: Pollard was holding us down.
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  Speaker 9: Now that he's to the Titans, we can let Deuce
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  Speaker 9: Vaughan out and he's gonna run Dose for a thousand out.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna take a douce on the team.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. Guys, two foot six Nick Foles is bigger than
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  Speaker 2: Dose whatever his name is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, I will give it to you.
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  Speaker 8: Nick Foles has a huge penis. I will give that
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  Speaker 8: to you see right, well we can agree on we
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  Speaker 8: agree on something us. Your final prediction. What's the Cowboy's
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  Speaker 8: gonna finish this? What's that record gonna be?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna finish seventeen to this season? All right, don't guy.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's bro?
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  Speaker 10: This car's finished finish defeating no wind Brow this ship.
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  Speaker 10: You're gonna win a super Bowl by d cell Bro,
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  Speaker 10: No one that he's in a padded cell.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: All right, who's next?
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  Speaker 3: Anthony is on the line?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, all right? Where where are your car? I like
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  Speaker 1: that Jersey?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wait a minute to move back so we could
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  Speaker 4: see that beautiful jersey.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. Oh, we got a pretty bad connection, but connection,
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  Speaker 2: but we can see that beautiful a J Brown jersey.
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  Speaker 4: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: From Bro, where you're calling from?
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  Speaker 11: I'm calling from South Jersey?
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  Speaker 1: They are right? Okay, not bad? Where are you at?
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  Speaker 1: Cherry Hill? Brow? Boy? He's where are you?
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  Speaker 2: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Bridgton?
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  Speaker 11: Actually?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's Eagle Country, Bro, Eagles Country over there.
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  Speaker 2: Bro? All right, tell us all right, so your name's Anthony,
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  Speaker 2: you're an and good? Tell us your or you take
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  Speaker 2: where are What's what's going on?
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  Speaker 11: Obviously over the season, the Eagles fired both their offensive
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  Speaker 11: and defensive.
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  Speaker 1: Course be done.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And some people question the new hires,
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  Speaker 11: but I'm here to tell you why objectively, they are
• 18:08
  Speaker 11: the best hires on the market.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's around. We'll start with Kellen Moore.
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  Speaker 11: What are you always trying to get more of on offense?
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: That's right?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: More points? Good point right there, very good?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Good last name analysis, yeah, good job matters.
• 18:32
  Speaker 11: More first names. And if you look at our defensive
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: quarter nator, we have Vic Fangio and what is Vic
• 18:39
  Speaker 11: short for? That's right, Victory?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Do you clear? Are you on the air in the
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: South Jersey area? You should be, bro.
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: I'm not. I'm not on the air by myself, but
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: I have had these genius takes for a very long time.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: You are you are the Einstein?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro Si, it makes me emotional, crazy, proud of you.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: This is what happens when people get their education from us.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: They come up as he's just growing up. I've been
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: a fan of your show for so many minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It's just all with teaching you.
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  Speaker 1: It's paying off.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Do you have anything else you'd like to say while
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: you're here?
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: I have one more simple take, and it's actually going
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: to be for our not so much friends at the
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, Bro, they culid to be going all
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: in for a super Bowl, but they've had a quarterback
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: that hasn't even made a super Bowl. I think if
• 19:37
  Speaker 11: they want to really win the super Bowl, they should
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: go and sign Cam Newton, a super Bowl playing quarterback
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  Speaker 11: who can absolutely take them there. If you know, they
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: give them around seventy million dollars a year.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: You were, you were flying so high. It's a little tool,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: but like.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Flew close to the sun, Bro, to keep our takes
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: in the round in reality.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, and that was just too much.
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna be to you, bro, you see, gently
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: push you off the show. Just push him off gently
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: of the gentle, very gentle off the show. We were
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: gentle there, right, you know?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro, all right the show entering hour two of
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah exactly. Are we just gonna keep rolling in?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Do we have more callers? Bring him on? Dano? Who? Who?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Dan?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Paul?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Danel is Hawaii five?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Oh Dano? Maybe there is coming on? Yo, Bro, we
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: got two of you. We are twins.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're on here, you know, hold them the
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: version of us here?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: What are your names? First? And where are you from, bro?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I'm damn we're both from Jersey. Yeah, and where are you?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Are you and you in some kind of school? Are
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you a school?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Bro? You know, first of all, you're wasting your time there.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: There's nothing you can learn. But it's good you took
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: time out of your education to get.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: One from us.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: That's smart by you, smart by you. All right, go ahead,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: you got to take or a question. What's going on
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: before you get expelled there?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think about the move to take
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: one to the Eagles?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: And what do you think the Giants offense is going
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: to need and to be successful?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: You know, obviously you were busy in class, so you
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: missed the first half of your show of this show here,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: but you bro, we already talked about this in the show.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait during the first part.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Is you gotta stop your schooling and listen to the
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: first edition the Real School on and waste all our time?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: No good news, because you're going to be graduating. Bro.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: You're graduating from off the show school, bro, because you're
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: off the.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Show his twin brow off the class with you? All right?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Are we going to keep going? We're done here?
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Is there anybody else? Can we be done?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Mitchell another it's another get in school?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: What is this nickelodeon? Where is this? All right? What's
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: your question? Mitchell? Go why do you think?
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Why do you think Eagles would signs State can and
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: get rid of a better running back?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Because you know the problem here teen you don't understand, Bro,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: what's happening is these kids, they're in school.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: The teachers aren't letting them wear. Their teachers aren't teaching
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you what they should. We get you to, Bro.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You gotta say, teacher, I'm about to get on their show. Yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I need to watch the first fifteen? Can you tell
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: your teacher that? Tell your teacher where is he has?
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Three point nine yards per Carrie DeAndre Swift average four
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: point six yards per carry?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Left? All we interrupted algebra class?
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you are?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: You taking the s A T right now?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Brow?
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Many?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You have zero? You learn to memorize numbers?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's something you remember. It's this number one eight
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: hundred off the ship the show. That's because you and
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: your friends what the show? You know?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: You don't don't learn? Go get it, Temple show? What
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: It?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: All right? Can we just get yeah? Can we get
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: an adult on the show, adult, normal kid, it's not
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: a kids show.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Our next call it better have gone through puberty.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Yeah, you kidding?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: All right? You know how old are you? Who you're getting? Seventeen?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Can we get someone with a driver's license on this show?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: All right? Look? Do you where you from? Ivers?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Like you got suspended?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I got a car crash? Christian?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: All right, he will save your sobs. Let's talk about
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: more important Christian jokes were from?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Where am I from? North Jersey? Oh no, it's them again.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Get him out of here, Bro, Get him out of here.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Bro, This guy is got dan O coming on the
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: show again.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You got You're all in the same.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: You know you're gonna guess what, get off the shop,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: playing with us, joking around? Yeah, none of that. Always
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: This is a serious show, thing about today's youth, today's
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: you no respect, no respect? Get him out of here.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Don't let anybody in ye no more.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: We're close the line down, close it down, brow sports anyway.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: We're not letting all those kids ruling the shot.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You're like I'm in an episode.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Of Scooby Dowey at Tony exactly like it's double Day
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: otherwise that terrific show. Of course, we want to thank
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: our sponsors, our good friends at FTDA.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You kidding me? Yeah, the guy who ruined our show already. Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: what do you want the guy he's in the high
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: schools looking for callers. Yeah, what do you want? Correction?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: All right, Harry, got your correction. We're going to do
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: your job exactly. That's for you. Now what you said.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Thomas Jefferson wrote the Constitution?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, learn your history, bro.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. When the
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Founding Fathers were writing the Constitution, he was actually out
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: of the country in France.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to declare your skull independent
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: from your spine.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: And somewhere out of the country is where we're gonna
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: leave your body.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Oh and he's finished, let's get addy. Yeah, why hurry up.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: You couldn't name the Chiefs running back last season.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And it's the one guy, bro, you know it's it's
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you know that guy?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, it was Isaiah Pacheco. Yeah him, I mean yeah, yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: he went he went to Rutgers, so you should know
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: who he is. Oh yeah, well, uh, I sayah that
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: you're a dead man.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, after the show, you're gonna need to pat checko
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: into the emergency room. Oh right, don Donny get at
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: it and were finish?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, why go?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: You said if the Steelers win the Super Bowl, the
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Broncos should get a ring because Russell Wilson is technically
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: an employee of their team.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, that's their investment, bro only fare Bro.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not an employee of the team. They're just
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: paying out his contract. The Broncos technically have no financial
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: association with the Steelers.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well after the show, your head is going
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: to have no association with your spine.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: The only contract I'm paying out is with the hit
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: man we hired to murder you.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Oh see.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I also can't wait for what's that next week? Just
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: booked the show super Bowl Legend Eagle zero Nick Wow,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: President falls so excited forget take on Big Tech.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, going rate and review.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Rate and review all of you right now, We're all
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: possible and uh you know, hey, kid, learn to watch
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: the show before calling the show. Just a life lesson
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: for you, and remember shop on merch store as well.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Go do it all, bro.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Tony great job is all same to you, Paulie,
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: another flawless show.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see if people next week. See
• 27:58
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