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Bonus IMPROV - You're Gonna Remember This Day, Babe · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to Very Fine Friends.
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  Very Fine Friends.
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  Today, we are going to do something for you.
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  That is called...
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  Paul Wines Improv.
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  Jo.
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  Jo.
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  Can we get a suggestion?
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  Sorry, that was a yes.
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  Thank you.
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  Your suggestion is aromatherapy.
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  Beautiful.
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  So beautiful.
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  I have very specific tastes when it comes to smells.
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  Same.
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  Hey, it makes perfect sense to me.
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  Yeah.
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  None of that food-based shit.
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  No food-based shit.
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  Except for fruits.
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  Fruits are okay.
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  Fruits are fine.
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  But not like cinnamon and like...
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  No.
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  If you buy me like a vanilla candle, that's disgusting to me.
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  Don't do that.
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  For all you people that were about to buy me candles.
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  Yeah.
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  Anything like that, it's just like...
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  I love a fresh laundry.
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  I love a laundry-based smell.
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  As long as it's not too perfumey smelling.
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  because if it's a very aggressive scent,
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  it'll give me a headache.
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  I think that's true about everything in moderation.
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  Even if I really like the scent,
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  I don't want to be overpowered by it.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  What about you, Francis?
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  Do you have particular scents that you love?
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  I like my space to smell like an upscale hotel,
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  like a fancy resort.
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  You know?
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  What does that smell like?
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  Clean, like a white tea-based fragrance,
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  you know, with Bergamot, maybe.
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  Yeah, maybe like a leather and burgundy.
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  Yeah, that could be nice.
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  That's nice.
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  Something classy.
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  My favorite is Christmas time.
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  I do a combo of balsam and cranberry.
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  So it's got like the Christmas tree scent
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  plus like the cranberry.
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  Look at you.
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  I know.
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  Any candle that has the word woods in it,
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  if it's like a walk in the woods,
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  if that's the name of the candle,
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  you buy that shit immediately.
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  Get it.
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  Get it.
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  Get it.
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  Cash out and throw away your receipt I am speaking from experience though Every candle that I bought that was like a woodsy or i bought multiple candles called walk in the woods and they always smell amazing highly
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  recommend one thing i don't like the smell of incense something about it i don't like that
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  just the general i know incense has different smells yeah but like there's that that underlying
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  incense where you can tell it's an incense smell you can tell it's incense right away yeah and i
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  don't like that whatever that is i personally i personally do like it but i can absolutely
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  understand why you wouldn't like it i think it's because it reminds me of being in gross
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  no gross boys apartments in college where it's like they would they would have incense like
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  there was a couple i had a couple friends that would use incense they would light incense they
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  would also like smoke weed and i think it was like to cover the smell but it was like
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  where the rest of the place was filthy.
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  It was like disgusting.
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  Like there's like,
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  they haven't cleaned this place at all,
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  but then they think like lighting the incense
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  makes it feel like classier or something.
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  So like you created like an association
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  with that smell of that visual motif.
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  That smell reminds me of gross, cheap, disgusting.
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  That's like the, and it's gotta be.
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  This is kind of a culture shock for me.
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  I didn't know that heterosexual men
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  have ever purchased incense ever in their lives.
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  They buy the cheap ones from the smoke shops.
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  Well, yeah, I think that's what it is.
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  Well, we're here anyway.
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  They're usually like patchouli bases.
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  I think that's one of the reasons I don't like patchouli.
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  That's probably the main thing.
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  It's cheap incense that it smells like.
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  Yeah.
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  But so that's what I associate incense with and I don't like it.
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  That's fair.
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  You're valid.
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  Thank you.
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  And now, improv.
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  Hey, babe.
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  Uh, well, welcome to my place.
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  Oh, wow.
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  Thanks for inviting me.
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  Yeah, you're...
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  Hey, no problem.
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  First time.
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  I know.
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  I'm writing it down on my calendar.
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  Ah.
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  June 12th.
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  You're gonna remember this day, babe.
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  You're gonna remember this day.
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  We're gonna have a magical night.
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  I thought maybe, you know,
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  I'd cook for you.
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  Hmm, Phil.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, whatever.
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  Just want to make it real classy.
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  I love that. And I'm real low maintenance, so don't worry, you can do no wrong.
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  Cool. I like a chick that's low maintenance.
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  Yeah, so what's on the menu? Beef bourguignon?
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  No, no. I'm going to just see what I have in the kitchen and see if I can throw something together.
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  Oh I love that Off the cuff Yeah yeah Figure out how to improv it you know That so funny We got to go to an improv show that reminds me Okay Yeah sure I love that I love that funny shit they do
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  I'll just sit down on the couch while you cook.
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  Okay.
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  Just push everything off the couch.
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  What is all this?
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  It's a lot of dirty laundry.
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  Phil, there's a dead cat here.
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  Oh, there he is.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Oh, he's been dead a while.
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  Yeah.
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  We'll just put them over here.
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  You can put it, throw them wherever.
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  I'll get to it eventually.
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  Okay.
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  Oh, wow.
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  He's still laying it on his feet.
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  That was chuckles.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  That was a little jarring, but.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, anyway, so don't worry.
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  I'm not a pig.
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  I don't know if you can tell.
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  I never thought that.
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  But you see on my doorknob there?
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  I have one of those car Christmas tree air fresheners.
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  so I like to keep the place clean is what I'm trying to say.
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  Okay, I'm just being honest.
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  I'm not really getting any Christmas tree scent out of this thing.
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  There seems to be a lot of competing scents in this apartment.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Well, no, but mainly that Christmas tree scent probably.
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  That's the, that's, you know, like I like to keep a tidy house.
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  So as you can see.
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  Yeah, as I can see.
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  I just put my hand in something.
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  I can't look.
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  Oh, is it food?
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  I don't know.
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  Can we use it tonight?
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  It's what?
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  If you find any food in there, bring it into the kitchen.
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  Oh, my God.
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  I'll see if I can put it into the...
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  It's moldy pizza.
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  Oh, sweet.
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  Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
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  I'll just scrape the mold off of it.
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  No, I don't want this.
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  I said I'd scrape the mold off, babe.
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  I don't want...
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  This is...
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  It's not safe.
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  It's not hygienic.
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  Phil.
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  Okay.
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  All right, fine.
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  I'm trying so hard not to judge your place right now, but what's in your fridge?
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  What's in the fridge?
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  Let's open it up.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  A moth flew out.
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  Oh.
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  Whoa.
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  Chinese food.
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  Wow.
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  I've been at Chinese food since the Oscars.
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  Is this food from the Oscars?
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  Which was clearly long before June 12th.
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  Yeah.
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  It was March.
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  This is from March?
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  The MSG probably kept it safe.
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  The noodles, they still look like slippery noodles.
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  Oh, I got a Ford Loco.
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  You want one of those, babe?
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  Actually, yes.
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  Okay, here you go.
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  Oh, my God, Phil.
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  Should we just pound a couple Ford Locos real quick?
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  You'll get over this real fast, I promise.
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  What happened? Didn't you have a mother? Like, why are you living like this?
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  Because I'm a guy, you know, and like I'm free. Gotta live life free.
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  This is freedom?
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  Yeah. It's the freedom to live how you want.
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  Plus you know you get used to it I don even notice it anymore In my mind this looks clean But you been to my place Yeah
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  The place is like a hospital.
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  Whew.
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  So sterile.
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  Phil, it's...
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  I left a little something behind for you, just so...
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  Oh, no.
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  When I went to your place.
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  Okay.
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  A little...
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  Make it...
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  Because I wanted to make it feel a little more like my place,
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  so you'll find it eventually.
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  Oh, that's great.
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  I hit it real good.
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  Might start to smell
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  So if you want me to get you one of those Christmas trees, let me know
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  Phil, we need to have a serious talk
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  What?
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  What, babe?
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  I do love you
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  I'm just really worried that we're having some compatibility issues
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  And it's good that they're coming to light now
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  Because I could never live like this
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  I mean, you've got multi-piece on your couch and your cat's dead
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  I like my cat's alive
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  Oh, no, no, no, sorry
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  Misunderstanding
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  Chuckles wasn't my cat
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  What?
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  He wasn't my cat
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  Oh, no, no, no
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  I stole him
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  It was a prank
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  It was a funny prank
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  Whose was he? Who'd you steal him from?
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  Old man Richards that lives downstairs
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  The guy who's been putting up missing cat posters for months?
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  Yeah, but every
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  He'll get real mad
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  It'll be like 3am and then I'll hear broom on the ceiling
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  being like, turn down the fish.
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  Turn down that awful music.
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  And I'm like, I'm trying to play Tony Hawk, bro.
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  Leave me alone.
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  You stole an old man's cat.
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  Should we feed it?
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  I opened the pizza box and said, there you go, buddy.
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  I didn't know he was going to die,
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  and I was going to give the cat back eventually.
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  If it was my cat, it would still be alive.
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  I just wanted you to know that.
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  I wanted to show you that I was responsible.
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  That's something.
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  Samantha.
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  I'm going to go, I think.
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  No, babe, no.
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  This is going to be a magical night.
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  It was, and now I am worrying about what's festering in my apartment in some unknown crevice.
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  No, hey, hey.
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  Speaking of festering in unknown crevices.
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  What?
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  Why don't we skip dinner and move this to the bedroom?
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  Phil.
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  Come on.
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  Oh, my God, don't kiss me on the neck like that.
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  Stop, I want to be mad. I want to be mad.
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  Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
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  Get out!
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  Dean.