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Geek News on the Radio For April 7th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Good stuff down there, Cavin Fever, so much more than
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: a card store.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Hey David, all.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Right, add Star Wars fans, bad Star Trek fans. What
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: did they do now?
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: And now the Snyder bros. Have reared their ugly head.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: So this.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Originally the plan for this extra footage was they were
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: going to stick it at the front of the Minecraft
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: movie to get you to go see the Minecraft.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Then they realized, we don't need to do that.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: People will go see People will go see the Minecraft
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: movie without our extra Superman footage that we're promising you.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: So they released it on the internet.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, and it's an extended bit taking place at the
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Fortress of Solitude where we get more Crypto.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: Happy dog.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, couple of things. I'm just going to play
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: this for you. If you've ever owned a dog, you
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: know that they can't fly. That when they when you're
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: down on the ground sick, they're still dicks to you,
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: you know. So that's what's happening, is because Crypto is like,
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: you know, jumping on him, and he's got you know,
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: massive wounds happening.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: He's bleeding.
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  Speaker 1: Crypto.
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  Speaker 2: Crypto wants to play.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: So it's an extended you can hear Superman is barely breathing,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: So does Crypto finally get get the.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Finally gets the clue that he needs to take Superman
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: to the Fortress of Solitude.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: But he still you know, runs around him with all
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: this stuff, you know, because he's a dog.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: So they they finally do it, right. So they get
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: to the Fortress of Solitude and it's voice activated, which
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: I love. The doors open and there are robots inside. Okay,
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: well he dragged Superman inside.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: The robots pick him up and take him to a taste.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: No need to.
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: Thank us, sir as, we will not appreciate it.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: We have no consciousness whatsoever, merely automatons here to serve.
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: She's mus.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: He looked at me, m So they put him on
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: this table.
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  Speaker 3: Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs.
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  Speaker 2: How does this know? This is this is comic book accurate.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: He has been beaten so badly that he has internal
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: injuries and broken bones.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: By whom he's Superman. We'll find out when you see
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: the movie. Ah, so what heals? Superman?
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: The sun?
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Right, So they bring out this big like magnifying glass kind.
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: Of a thing, and this is how they time, or
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: just turns toward the song.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: For two hundred and ninety two times a hearn prime
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: Please won't.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: So?
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, now that that was a wonderful sequence. Yeah, and
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: all comics accurate. Okay, So what happens.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: Are they complaining?
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: They're complaining the real Superman doesn't need a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: robots to carry him over to a table to heal,
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: and he doesn't whine like a little bitch when the
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: sun hits him. Oh, Snyder, Superman literally took a nuke
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: at point blank range and healed from the sun without
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: feeling any pain from its radiation, which is accurate to
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: the comics. Gun's mediocre interpretation is screaming in agony with James.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: Gunn gets it. They said he won't make a stupid comedy,
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: they said, they said he understood the assignment. This is
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: the worst Superman clip I have ever seen. It's an
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: utter joke, and it's all about Crypto. Look, did you
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: hear all of the internal injuries that he had? Are
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: you saying that he shouldn't get internal injuries? And as
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: far as Superman taking a nuke, read the Dark Knight
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: returns and come back and talk to me all right,
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: it nearly killed him.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: All right, you can't have nice things. You can't have
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: nice things.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a wonderful, great Superman movie heading your.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: Way, and you have to bitch am. Well, it does
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: seem kind of stupid that Superman's injured. He's Superman. Yes,
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: he's gotta be relatable as well.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: All right, Well we did get something really pretty to
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: look at, though, and I wish you could see this
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: on the radio.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: But Tron aries, well yeah, Jeff Bridges.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: In this heading North Fountain here to twelve acknowledging dispatch
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: already in pursued. So the light cycles are in the
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: real world, not in the tron world. And it's cutting
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: cars in half, you know that that light behind the
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  Speaker 1: communities and.
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: Very cool looking. I'm looking for something something I do
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  Speaker 2: not understand.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: So somehow the creations from the game are now in the.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: Real world unleashed.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, you got Jared Leedo, Gretta Lee, Evan Peters, Asanmonagh,
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Cameron Monaghan, Jillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges. But the best part
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: is the very end music by Nine Inch Nails. Ready,
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: here's the thing is that I don't know how when
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: when Daft Punk did Tron Legacy, and it was so good.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: Such a good soundtrack. I thought, who do you get
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: now that Daft Punk is broken up? Nine Inch Nails
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  Speaker 2: is the way to go.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: The tront Aris trailer is out and the movie is
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: going to arrive in October, so that'll be interesting. Another
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: trailer that we got over the past few days was
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: the sequel to Megan.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: Remember the little Robot girl. It's Megan two point zero. Oh, yes,
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: more trouble.
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: There were some bugs in metro grants for that. But
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: one thing hasn't changed. I will do whatever it takes
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: to protect Katie.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: So a new advanced killer AI built out of Megan's
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: original designs by a weapons manufacturer code name Amelia.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what could go wrong? Everything?
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a problem for hunting an autonomous android
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: named Amelia.
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  Speaker 2: She was built using your design for Megan.
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: This is possible.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: You deleted it, Apparently you.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Didn't see what they What they did was they put
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: they put Megan's programming into one of these little round.
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: Robots like in that. So it's a little toy. Yeah,
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: but then they realize we're gonna have.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: To bring Megan out of the little toy into back
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: into her body so she can hunt down the other
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: killer robot.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Ok that makes perfect us. Remember what happened last time
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: you threatened to out my tongue and put me in
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  Speaker 2: a wheelchair.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: I was upset anyway. June twenty seventh is when you're
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: gonna get that. And finally, this Ryan Reynolds entrepreneur. He's
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: got all the money in the world.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: He doesn't need anymore. No, but he's decided he's moving.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: He's moving well, he's a distiller with his aviation Jim Yes.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: And now he's decided he's going to do wine.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Oh but he's not doing just any wine. He's got
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: dog Pool out of costume and just just the actor
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: who played dog Pool. Okay, Peggy the hairless Pug is
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: the spokes person Dog's bookstocks Dog for his wine that
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: he is launching, called Ugliest States Wine. It's it's not
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: in bottles, it's boxed wine. Of course he will be
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: a box wine magnate.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, you'll sell this just like he sells exactly.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: It's Uglyest States Wine.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Gallo and Maximum Effort have tossed out the old standard,
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: swapping the pretentious bottle pretentious for something much more approachable.
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  Speaker 1: Ugliest States is Premium California Wine and a one liter
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  Speaker 1: tetra pack that's thirty three percent more wine than the
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: standard bottle, with zero of the unnecessary attitude.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: That says thirty three percent more wine less snob. Yep,
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: there you go. So okay't he's got all the money
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: in the world, give him more of it,