Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 363: Empathy Claim Denied
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Damn, that was quick.
- 0:01Speaker 2: It was I did it to say?
- 0:20Speaker 1: What to say? This?
- 0:22Speaker 3: This is this the Anak contract. Oh yeah, this is
- 0:27Speaker 3: this girl.
- 0:28Speaker 1: All open the mines. You gotta get our chest out.
- 0:33Speaker 3: I didn't wear should Welcome to the Not That Series.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Edition.
- 0:42Speaker 4: This is thirty minutes of zipper zip zippering, and.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Then we have about a fifteen minute segment of a
- 0:49Speaker 3: bubble wrap popping, and then we have.
- 0:53Speaker 5: We end off with a nice long segment of Elsie
- 0:56Speaker 5: slurping a spark.
- 0:57Speaker 1: M mm. So that's just a quick preview, very quick
- 1:02Speaker 1: preview of what's to come, so so lovely. Right now,
- 1:05Speaker 1: he's ruining his enamel. Mmm. You feel that phosphorus.
- 1:12Speaker 5: He is a swallering you feel that moment melting through
- 1:16Speaker 5: your teeth, swinging sprite.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Yeah, you're ruining your name.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Why Yeah, because people have been no, no, no, no,
- 1:27Speaker 3: actually no experience Nope, nope nope, ruining listeners, Nope, nope.
- 1:31Speaker 1: You are not doing what the listener one. Nope, nope nope.
- 1:35Speaker 1: You're not the vote. But I'm going to the vote
- 1:37Speaker 1: right now. That that's only thirteen people.
- 1:39Speaker 4: Eighty seven percent, thirteen eighty six hundred percent of people
- 1:45Speaker 4: want six hundred people.
- 1:46Speaker 1: A lot of people want it.
- 1:47Speaker 3: And only thirteen said yeah, eight thirteen people participate when
- 1:53Speaker 3: you smashed.
- 1:54Speaker 1: That's not how democracy works. Yes, that just because niggas
- 1:58Speaker 1: don't show up.
- 1:59Speaker 3: You close the vote, You fake the vote.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I set the vote. No no, I set the move
- 2:04Speaker 1: for you hour, set the vote for four hours.
- 2:07Speaker 3: That's like wind Field. He is in the flesh, He's a.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Cheated How are you gonna argue and smash buttons?
- 2:14Speaker 6: May God, because eighty seven percent, eighty seven percent clothing,
- 2:20Speaker 6: eighty seven percent of our listeners want me to do this,
- 2:22Speaker 6: And I'm not unfair because I listen to respecting the listeners.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Eyes shout out to loose and loose.
- 2:28Speaker 4: I know she's breaks fancy right now. So you hating
- 2:32Speaker 4: as the bitches that we're going to suck it up
- 2:35Speaker 4: because smashed the button? Game never month break stops some
- 2:39Speaker 4: final big I got funny, I got what.
- 2:47Speaker 1: I was about, dollars, I got fresh, fuck only got
- 2:56Speaker 1: four money, got five much longer than I'd like that.
- 3:08Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I wanted to bruise of that girl.
- 3:11Speaker 1: In twenty twenty three.
- 3:20Speaker 4: Hey here, my lady, I want to pledge my undying
- 3:23Speaker 4: love to you. Here's a sack of Nichols towards all
- 3:28Speaker 4: I could afford on my mega's holiday. Please pledge your
- 3:34Speaker 4: devotion to House Winfield in the coming season.
- 3:40Speaker 3: I was gonna say your salary of twopence a day.
- 3:44Speaker 4: I am a mega salary of three haypenny a week,
- 3:49Speaker 4: and I'm a lowly squire.
- 3:51Speaker 1: I'm a lowly stable boy.
- 3:56Speaker 4: At this ripe age, at this ripe age of thirty one,
- 4:02Speaker 4: at one thirty, I make a meager living.
- 4:05Speaker 7: Uh shining shoes of the squires of the of the
- 4:11Speaker 7: of the nights of the round table. And I what
- 4:14Speaker 7: I take home after eating my daily McRib, I spend
- 4:19Speaker 7: and save and scrape for this token of affection for
- 4:24Speaker 7: the apple of mine eye thine biggest e, I love
- 4:30Speaker 7: THEE for all eternity. And now on this on this
- 4:35Speaker 7: platform called a podcast, I want to make it known
- 4:40Speaker 7: to you forever and more.
- 4:43Speaker 3: I love you, lady.
- 4:47Speaker 1: That goes out to you.
- 4:48Speaker 4: Big shout to you, baby. But yeah, it's not that
- 4:52Speaker 4: serious podcastle.
- 4:56Speaker 5: He was Michael, please please, it's been people. Well give
- 5:02Speaker 5: a fucking one hundred percent. So you say you don't
- 5:04Speaker 5: care about the listeners, not those ones.
- 5:07Speaker 1: No, that's crazy. Not those we don't care about.
- 5:10Speaker 5: Thirteen honestly, thirteen out of how many thousands you don't
- 5:14Speaker 5: care about?
- 5:15Speaker 3: Eighty percent of our base. That's crazy. Eighty percent of
- 5:18Speaker 3: people that voted yes, eighty.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Percent of our base. I can only go off the
- 5:21Speaker 1: numbers that I have, and we know that those numbers
- 5:23Speaker 1: are all the numbers that only I can only go
- 5:26Speaker 1: the numbers that have. It isn't understated.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Scout basket poll. I set the poll for a certain
- 5:32Speaker 3: because you know what, there's only two votes for no,
- 5:34Speaker 3: and there's three people in this room that would vote no.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately at least three we don't answer to us.
- 5:42Speaker 3: We answered to the four people in this room would
- 5:44Speaker 3: say no.
- 5:44Speaker 1: There we go.
- 5:45Speaker 3: One of them don't and put it in the main video.
- 5:47Speaker 1: So this is this has been the podcast is going
- 5:49Speaker 1: to start. Guess what.
- 5:51Speaker 4: I will truly do this every four minutes to make
- 5:55Speaker 4: sure smash the button gangers. I will uphold the wishes
- 5:59Speaker 4: of eighty seven percent end of our.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Listener, eighty seven percent of the poll that was taking.
- 6:02Speaker 4: Eighty percent of the numbers that are available, based on
- 6:05Speaker 4: the international, based on all the information we have, I
- 6:08Speaker 4: can give you more information, do you can?
- 6:10Speaker 1: I can?
- 6:11Speaker 3: I think how many people are in there? I can
- 6:13Speaker 3: tell you right now, I can.
- 6:14Speaker 4: Tell you other people that I pulled, that have been
- 6:17Speaker 4: pulled officially eighty seven percent of the.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Smashing button gag.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Well, you know what, let's take a poll now.
- 6:23Speaker 1: I did that already. No, no, no, it's take another poll.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Right now, all in favor of master button Gangs, say
- 6:28Speaker 3: I I, and you don't want to do it right there?
- 6:34Speaker 3: So he did.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Because I'm saying, because I'm confused, why the fuck are
- 6:37Speaker 4: we asking us what it's about the listeners?
- 6:39Speaker 3: I was trying to put that together.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Oh, because now we care about what the listeners? And
- 6:42Speaker 1: Michael hold On it was it.
- 6:44Speaker 4: Was it was actually the good doctor's idea to put
- 6:49Speaker 4: up a poll. And he's like, why don't we pull
- 6:51Speaker 4: the listeners? It's like, you know what that nigga, It
- 6:53Speaker 4: wasn't my idea. It wasn't no, no, it was actually
- 6:57Speaker 4: it was a good listener's poll, uh.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Idea? The poll? And I said, you know what, you
- 7:04Speaker 1: sure it was a good listener because the two seconds
- 7:05Speaker 1: ago your throw it was the mom.
- 7:08Speaker 3: They're both equally smart.
- 7:09Speaker 5: You sure your mom ain't saying Hey, you should put
- 7:11Speaker 5: a poll up my mama. No, my mom, what I'm
- 7:14Speaker 5: just just strong strings at this.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Mom could not find a Discord. What the she She
- 7:20Speaker 1: probably started touching wires.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Are you questioning your your mother's intelligence technical literacy?
- 7:27Speaker 4: I guess all our moms are stupid, because everybody call
- 7:31Speaker 4: their mom right now, tell them what's up with Discord.
- 7:32Speaker 4: They're like, huh, boy, don't call my phone. It's like
- 7:35Speaker 4: with this foolish they might call their mom right now.
- 7:38Speaker 1: You've been been on Discord lately. I didn't make that. Huh.
- 7:45Speaker 1: I got all the wires in my house. No, that's
- 7:48Speaker 1: not my mom. Discord doesn't know what Discord is.
- 7:53Speaker 4: Discord, I got all the hdm mys.
- 7:59Speaker 3: You tell me I need something else?
- 8:01Speaker 4: You mean a USBC right, I'll see all this technologies.
- 8:05Speaker 1: A b C D is always something which I can sympathize.
- 8:12Speaker 5: Speaking of that, speaking of technology, ship, y'all hear that
- 8:16Speaker 5: the green bubbles are about to be done.
- 8:18Speaker 4: Really I heard about that over They're gonna let you assimilate.
- 8:23Speaker 1: I mean they pretty much already have.
- 8:24Speaker 4: Y'all would be the one assimilated assimilate with normal folk.
- 8:28Speaker 1: You've always been normal. We've always been normal. Yes, you
- 8:31Speaker 1: have not been No, No, everybody's been normal. Everybody's been normal.
- 8:38Speaker 4: So how we're gonna how we're gonna be able to
- 8:40Speaker 4: tell that there's there's there's no more the haves and
- 8:42Speaker 4: the have nots.
- 8:43Speaker 1: You can already kind of tell, like with the new
- 8:45Speaker 1: update for iOS, like you can see read receipts. Well, yeah,
- 8:49Speaker 1: because y'all finally are r C r c s messenging.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Uh and it's not just SMS anymore.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Alert So yeah, once you gotta start doing die text
- 8:58Speaker 4: ship while your fold.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Is you said, okay, so.
- 9:08Speaker 3: We got the alban messaging a double ENCRYPTI back crypt.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Shut up. I like my bubbles blue.
- 9:19Speaker 5: Is gonna stay blue, yours to say green. Now they're
- 9:23Speaker 5: gonna be blue. I can identify you properly as the
- 9:26Speaker 5: field that you are.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Alright, God damn it. So yeah. Introducer Calindy's Day.
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- 9:39Speaker 4: God damn Android day Walkers.
- 9:42Speaker 1: That's okay, it's already all right.
- 9:47Speaker 3: What's going on? This is not that serious podcast? God
- 9:51Speaker 3: got a good nine minutes in.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Yes, the greatest podcast in the world. I happened to
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- 10:30Speaker 4: Okay, yes, keep doing something. So yeah, how's everybody feeling?
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- 10:39Speaker 1: Whatever? You know what I'm saying?
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- 12:58Speaker 3: But on that condition, well someone might actually take you
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- 13:05Speaker 1: To do it, all right. No, doesn't sound okay because
- 13:09Speaker 1: we don't need And what was that coming you made
- 13:12Speaker 1: just now?
- 13:14Speaker 3: You you didn't come into proper wardrobe?
- 13:18Speaker 2: What?
- 13:18Speaker 3: What?
- 13:19Speaker 4: What's the proper wardrobe?
- 13:20Speaker 1: You know what you're you know where you're supposed to
- 13:21Speaker 1: be today. That's crazy. You're a sick fuck.
- 13:26Speaker 4: You anyway, bro, anyway, But yeah, yep, that's about it.
- 13:34Speaker 4: Shout the speaker Spotify.
- 13:36Speaker 3: And uh yeah, how's everybody's we've been elz?
- 13:42Speaker 1: Yeah nothing nothing excited for me. I just still been
- 13:46Speaker 1: uh moving my ship, going from the house to the
- 13:49Speaker 1: department and building beds and putting together couches and different
- 13:54Speaker 1: layouts and ship. I mean, how how did my TV today?
- 13:59Speaker 1: The funk? He's looking all right? Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
- 14:03Speaker 1: get you some artworks and candles.
- 14:05Speaker 4: Yeah, I already have my candles. Okay, what flavors you
- 14:08Speaker 4: got with the candles? What we're working with?
- 14:11Speaker 1: I forget what flavors are have in there right now?
- 14:13Speaker 1: But I am. I am a whore for Oh, you're
- 14:17Speaker 1: gonna the wood candles right with the crackle below. You
- 14:22Speaker 1: see you see what he thought?
- 14:23Speaker 3: Yeah, we thought he would say I like candles.
- 14:28Speaker 4: I'm a whore, period because I'm like horses and set
- 14:32Speaker 4: the ambiance for the whole like as a proper whore.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Okay, I had the candles and bites like was saying,
- 14:40Speaker 1: I don't like silk.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Uh uh.
- 14:43Speaker 1: The pillows I don't like. But bitches, bitches do. I
- 14:47Speaker 1: don't like candles.
- 14:48Speaker 3: I do have a silk pillow case, which is I mean,
- 14:50Speaker 3: actually I do as well, that's for myself.
- 14:53Speaker 1: I got, well, I mean you served.
- 14:58Speaker 5: This is?
- 14:58Speaker 1: This is I have silk pillow cases for if I
- 15:00Speaker 1: ever just go to sleep without.
- 15:02Speaker 4: Oh yeah, now, because you have dreads, so you have
- 15:04Speaker 4: a whole different type of hair, radier things going on.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I'm definitely it's definitely gonna be a nice little ya.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Gotta pull up one. And then what about you, lama?
- 15:12Speaker 1: You just got the he said, I have my hair.
- 15:19Speaker 2: You know that's it?
- 15:20Speaker 3: What curl pattern is that? I don't know three A
- 15:22Speaker 3: cracker three C. I think it's three C three C cracker.
- 15:27Speaker 1: I have cracker curl pattern.
- 15:30Speaker 3: What I did see a white man in an old
- 15:34Speaker 3: navy one time with the same hair textures. I was
- 15:37Speaker 3: very confused. His hair texture is massive. He was he
- 15:41Speaker 3: was also a ginger, so it's very.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Cut the same hair textures.
- 15:47Speaker 3: Louis c.
- 15:47Speaker 4: K Okay Cracker, it's very weavy.
- 15:54Speaker 1: It's very nice, very very much Wilson type ship.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Have you ever it's one of my ops.
- 16:00Speaker 4: Actually, have you ever like really grown your hair out
- 16:04Speaker 4: as a kid?
- 16:04Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never been braided or anything like that.
- 16:06Speaker 3: It was, it was, but it maybe it was a
- 16:10Speaker 3: combination of maybe being too young or just the type
- 16:12Speaker 3: of hair I have. It came out like it started
- 16:14Speaker 3: getting fuzzy in like a day and a half and
- 16:17Speaker 3: I was like, I guess we're not doing that again
- 16:19Speaker 3: because that hurt my head and you tend to head it. No,
- 16:23Speaker 3: it's like normal pain of like if it's if it's
- 16:27Speaker 3: gonna go through like a little bit of pain. I
- 16:29Speaker 3: wanted to last more than a day and a half.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Imagine getting a haircut and it's gone in a day
- 16:33Speaker 3: and it hurt like they gave you the stiffest lineup
- 16:38Speaker 3: and then shot.
- 16:40Speaker 1: You've seen that.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Video of Rick Ross giving kids haircut? What an asshole man?
- 16:48Speaker 1: He's like, yo, man, it looked like he was rapping
- 16:51Speaker 1: while he was doing this ship just getting like get
- 16:55Speaker 1: off his head with a one all over. I don't
- 16:58Speaker 1: even was looking at his mom like didn't even move,
- 17:01Speaker 1: just like, oh god, Rick, you know talking. He's just
- 17:09Speaker 1: just a one everywhere.
- 17:10Speaker 4: I know that little boy looking at mind like we
- 17:12Speaker 4: can't be that poor, We can't be that poor that
- 17:15Speaker 4: we gotta settle.
- 17:15Speaker 1: For this hair goods. You could have done that at home.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Literally real, you're getting one from Rick Gross? Whoa one?
- 17:26Speaker 1: One time? Rick Ross, give be the worst haircut of
- 17:29Speaker 1: my life. That's gonna be a hell traumatized. That's gonna
- 17:32Speaker 1: be a hell of a story.
- 17:34Speaker 4: I mean, Tommy here is pushing to the limit his
- 17:37Speaker 4: he starts grabbing his forehead, so pushing up, push, push his.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Hairline back and beat me to it, beat me to it.
- 17:45Speaker 1: I was, I was about to get there. Pushing was
- 17:50Speaker 1: like a back to school.
- 17:53Speaker 3: I don't even know if that's recent, that's I don't
- 17:55Speaker 3: think that's I think it's old.
- 17:56Speaker 1: I see the.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Just it's just popped up again rough with that child crazy.
- 18:02Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it, I think and look at that.
- 18:05Speaker 1: I think it's holding the clippers like this to a
- 18:10Speaker 1: bad kid holds a pencil trying to one of them
- 18:13Speaker 1: fat number two pencils, just crunching at his scalp.
- 18:18Speaker 3: He's grabbing that like like it was the hot.
- 18:22Speaker 1: God damn, I used to have a bar like that,
- 18:24Speaker 1: used to grab. Barbers be rough. God, they do be rough.
- 18:28Speaker 4: If they're not rough, they fucking too close to you,
- 18:30Speaker 4: putting they fu meat on your wrist.
- 18:32Speaker 3: How many meats have you felt on your wrist?
- 18:34Speaker 4: How many barbers have my head? There you go, that's
- 18:38Speaker 4: the number.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Cold today, cool thing, mister Ralph.
- 18:44Speaker 3: Yeah you know, you know.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I don't get up like you used to. Global warming
- 18:49Speaker 1: can only do so much. The river don't flow like
- 18:53Speaker 1: they used to. You'll get there one day.
- 18:57Speaker 3: You don't understand. You have pictures of this with your
- 19:01Speaker 3: hair braided.
- 19:02Speaker 1: I probably I could ask my mom, you've.
- 19:07Speaker 4: Never grown your hair out right, m you ever grown
- 19:10Speaker 4: your hair out afro afro okay, okay, as.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Long as your hair has ever been here?
- 19:18Speaker 5: No, it was a little longer. Nah, yeah, my my
- 19:21Speaker 5: hair has definitely been longer than this. But but COVID,
- 19:25Speaker 5: I will no, not even COVID fucking last year. M
- 19:29Speaker 5: hm hm when a nice long stand without cutting my
- 19:34Speaker 5: hair because at the time, you know, money was a
- 19:36Speaker 5: little tight.
- 19:37Speaker 3: And I'm like, ah, I shaved myself up, just let
- 19:39Speaker 3: the hair grow.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Nice little question.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Would you would you let your girl cut your hair?
- 19:50Speaker 3: She asked me all the time, And I say, norms
- 19:52Speaker 3: asked me all the time.
- 19:52Speaker 1: She was like, I could do that.
- 19:53Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, the plan is, I don't try.
- 19:57Speaker 1: I trust you, but I don't. We had some We
- 20:00Speaker 1: had some children.
- 20:02Speaker 5: We both practice on their head them, I mean kindergarten,
- 20:08Speaker 5: first grade.
- 20:09Speaker 3: Absolutely know what I'm saying. If you mess up, you
- 20:11Speaker 3: can just give him the rick Ross exactly, just dragon.
- 20:15Speaker 4: I think that's what I think that with kids their haircuts,
- 20:20Speaker 4: so I can do the blastic rosses.
- 20:22Speaker 1: I do it.
- 20:23Speaker 5: Okay, I ain't gonna have my kid purposely have him
- 20:27Speaker 5: out here looking crazy, but we're gonna use them. We're
- 20:29Speaker 5: gonna practice on them to the point where where we
- 20:33Speaker 5: don't got to worry about, you know, paying for haircuts.
- 20:35Speaker 4: He was talking to everybody in his radius. He's looking
- 20:40Speaker 4: at everybody but this child's head.
- 20:42Speaker 1: But he's kind of like he thought, he thought he
- 20:44Speaker 1: knew he was doing. Look how cavular he is the
- 20:50Speaker 1: boy head he barely nah that.
- 20:58Speaker 3: That looks like the father that's out. There's shame and
- 21:00Speaker 3: their kid on the internet because that.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Had the stupid Yeah, you know what your punishment is,
- 21:04Speaker 4: I'm gonna shave a fucking dey head because you acting
- 21:07Speaker 4: like a dickhead in school.
- 21:09Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Dang.
- 21:12Speaker 1: I was sorry, but yeah, I wouldn't let my girl
- 21:16Speaker 1: cut my hair, but I'll do that. You ever see
- 21:17Speaker 1: the side of TikTok with the girls do like the.
- 21:21Speaker 3: Hair care?
- 21:24Speaker 1: Do that all day? That she looks good is good?
- 21:27Speaker 3: Same thing with the facials and all that all day.
- 21:30Speaker 1: I want to go to that nigga in Miami and
- 21:33Speaker 1: get the facial black that do all that ship. I'll
- 21:36Speaker 1: allow you go free.
- 21:37Speaker 3: That's Brandy ever offered to cut your hair?
- 21:39Speaker 2: No.
- 21:39Speaker 3: I asked her if she would, and she said no,
- 21:43Speaker 3: She said, she said opposite. She said, I don't want
- 21:46Speaker 3: to mess it up. And I said, you know that's
- 21:48Speaker 3: fair fair enough because she knows I'll be on her ass.
- 21:54Speaker 3: What do you what are you doing?
- 21:56Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I'll just be like, damn, you
- 22:01Speaker 1: don't want it. You don't want me to go outside,
- 22:03Speaker 1: do you? Mm hmm, that might be a goal.
- 22:07Speaker 3: That's a sick plane.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Keep your hand, come on so he can't go anywhere.
- 22:11Speaker 3: Oh, dang it, I guess you can't go golfing today.
- 22:15Speaker 1: You want a half mustache. That's a new thing, that's
- 22:20Speaker 1: a new style. You wanted the soul path right.
- 22:23Speaker 3: You said you wanted the Dominican all beer, no lip.
- 22:27Speaker 4: You wanted the reverse mohawk on the size and nothing
- 22:31Speaker 4: in the middle. You want you want the Sherman Himsley. Yeah,
- 22:36Speaker 4: I guess you can't do a podcast this week, can't.
- 22:38Speaker 1: They got a call in. Good thing, Good thing.
- 22:40Speaker 3: I got a collection of hats. You want the little shag?
- 22:44Speaker 1: Right?
- 22:47Speaker 3: I would do that if I lost the bank. Yeah,
- 22:50Speaker 3: I can see you want to say the hair, the
- 22:52Speaker 3: hair down here grows pretty well.
- 22:53Speaker 1: You know it'll be he'll be waving down here.
- 22:57Speaker 4: I'm not gonna that's crazy.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I'd rather do a red tail than a shag I'm doing.
- 23:03Speaker 2: I know.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Rat tails pissed me off. Broh worse than seeing somebody
- 23:08Speaker 1: who's like just bald or has like a regular cut.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Did y'all see the same ship.
- 23:14Speaker 5: There's nothing worse like, Yo, that's a cool line up,
- 23:16Speaker 5: and they won't buy. They got a fucking poof in
- 23:18Speaker 5: the back of the head looking fucking stupid.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Got it together? Oh they don't. That's an I'm standing
- 23:24Speaker 1: young man.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Must have lost the bet. He's like, no, not this.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Speaking of bets, I was about to get on that.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Next time.
- 23:36Speaker 4: Next time, y'all see me, I'm gonna have I'm gonna
- 23:37Speaker 4: have it because I need that. I should have came
- 23:39Speaker 4: in this week because I wanted to grow back by Christmas.
- 23:41Speaker 3: I was thinking about it. I thought so, I thought,
- 23:43Speaker 3: maybe you surprised me, but.
- 23:45Speaker 4: Defin I was thinking about it. But this next week
- 23:47Speaker 4: I'll have that. I have the thing because you have
- 23:50Speaker 4: chin strap. I'll have a make sure we're on the
- 23:52Speaker 4: same page.
- 23:53Speaker 3: I will have a thin pencil, thin trench trap.
- 23:56Speaker 1: I need the nineties. I'll be short tint strap. Yes,
- 24:00Speaker 1: like what was the bet I made with you? Though?
- 24:02Speaker 3: For Drew Locke, because I.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Don't remember that because he still doesn't pay me yet.
- 24:07Speaker 1: You got gets to pay. Look at this time, you
- 24:12Speaker 1: know what you gotta get. I'm not gonna lie, y'all.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Remember tom By, I saw it.
- 24:19Speaker 4: You didn't see him do his I guess he was
- 24:21Speaker 4: at the Chiefs game doing like the I guess he
- 24:23Speaker 4: did like a little they bang the drum.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's this nigga.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Oh my god?
- 24:27Speaker 2: What wait?
- 24:28Speaker 1: What made you think of this? Because you look at him,
- 24:30Speaker 1: look at it up real quick. He's bald all up here,
- 24:35Speaker 1: but just got dreads hanging in the back. It's that's that.
- 24:41Speaker 1: You got the Chico bean?
- 24:42Speaker 2: What the he?
- 24:42Speaker 3: No, he got the Stevie. No, it's like he's literally bad.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Yeah, Stevie wonder. No, Stevie shouldn't even like that, is
- 24:53Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder? Stevie got Steve not that bad.
- 24:56Speaker 3: He ain't got nothing on top at let at least
- 24:58Speaker 3: Steevie's is like here, nothing on.
- 25:00Speaker 5: The top in the back, Steven got a cold the
- 25:02Speaker 5: sack and that shid.
- 25:04Speaker 1: But that's a fucking empty that's a crater. That's an
- 25:06Speaker 1: empty lot. Hold on, keenan. That looks crazy. No, Steve,
- 25:13Speaker 1: you got that out there? He doesn't even see that.
- 25:15Speaker 1: What's the point he feels it? Though he does?
- 25:18Speaker 3: He gets a stroke, it stroke my little dreads in
- 25:22Speaker 3: the back.
- 25:24Speaker 1: You don't it does, tom Bley? I know you listen,
- 25:28Speaker 1: bro cut that ship. You like a loser. You look
- 25:31Speaker 1: like a nigga that is not a millionaire. You like
- 25:34Speaker 1: a nigga. You look like a fucking vagrant. That's evidence
- 25:38Speaker 1: that's a millionaire nigga. You like a black Viking.
- 25:41Speaker 4: That's evidence of CT that nigga look like a black character.
- 25:45Speaker 4: You're making sky Rim nigga look like a red guard.
- 25:49Speaker 4: Shout out to my nerves that get there. He said,
- 25:52Speaker 4: I could have been something until I took this arrow
- 25:54Speaker 4: that he took.
- 25:55Speaker 3: So I took this fucking dread to the back of
- 25:57Speaker 3: the head.
- 25:58Speaker 1: You gotta cut that game.
- 26:00Speaker 3: That game is still good over a decade old. It's ridiculous.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 26:05Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been happing about nothing. We haven't gotten to
- 26:08Speaker 4: our actual topics. Yeah, thirty minutes in. Yeah, but here
- 26:11Speaker 4: we are now. I mean, we gotta talk about man,
- 26:17Speaker 4: this god damn assassin. M hm, this dude, see the
- 26:21Speaker 4: assassin of Yeah, the CEO of United Healthcare, well former
- 26:26Speaker 4: CEO health Care.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, he is not no longer active.
- 26:30Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if it's true or not.
- 26:32Speaker 1: I mean, you can go back to what you said.
- 26:33Speaker 1: I heard that they had a meeting, like he's going
- 26:35Speaker 1: to way.
- 26:35Speaker 2: To a meeting.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's where he was going.
- 26:37Speaker 4: They're having an annual conference.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Yeah. That's why people say fuck that job, because they
- 26:45Speaker 1: will kill you. I mean they didn't even cancel this.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Not they will kill you, but you could die.
- 26:51Speaker 3: They won't.
- 26:53Speaker 4: All the most you get that Facebook post or whatever
- 26:56Speaker 4: post they did, that's the most people get.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the business as usual they got. I
- 27:02Speaker 1: mean they got a job of it.
- 27:04Speaker 3: On LinkedIn already.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Niggas had a text said, damn they got.
- 27:08Speaker 3: Said meeting still on right, that's crazy.
- 27:10Speaker 1: I'm already here. So yeah, So who else is going
- 27:13Speaker 1: to get to talk? Because he can't?
- 27:17Speaker 3: Somebody else got his pdf?
- 27:18Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike, do you have more information? Oh?
- 27:21Speaker 3: I have so much information? So so yeah.
- 27:25Speaker 4: Brian Thompson, former CEO of United Healthcare, was gunned down
- 27:29Speaker 4: by and then unnamed assassin in New York. Apparently he
- 27:37Speaker 4: got away on a city bike. So the story is
- 27:41Speaker 4: he came from He traveled from Atlanta to New York.
- 27:45Speaker 4: He then stayed at a hostel in New York. I
- 27:48Speaker 4: think he used only cash. He had a bunch of
- 27:51Speaker 4: fake id's, using fake id's, and then he basically went
- 27:56Speaker 4: shot with the selling certain I don't know if y'all
- 27:58Speaker 4: seen the village.
- 27:59Speaker 1: He's like very cold and efficient. You didn't see it.
- 28:03Speaker 1: I didn't look for it. Very violent, doesn't matter.
- 28:08Speaker 4: There's like no blood in it, doesn't I understand that's fair,
- 28:11Speaker 4: but nigga, basically he went up popping.
- 28:14Speaker 1: You wouldn't be yes, you wouldn't throw up watching it.
- 28:18Speaker 3: I'm not trying to watch somebody die, true, nigga.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Nigga. Alright, alright, man, okay, anyway, that's crazy anyways, but crazy.
- 28:36Speaker 4: Obviously this is broad daylight doing like midtown New York.
- 28:40Speaker 4: Like there was another person and it was a lady
- 28:43Speaker 4: right there, like I'm the assassin, MJ is Brian Thompson,
- 28:48Speaker 4: and then that lady is probably where the door is.
- 28:51Speaker 1: That's how closed. I don't fuck. And she just walked away,
- 28:56Speaker 1: I mean because New York was ain't my business. But
- 28:58Speaker 1: like I said, it was. He had a silence, so
- 29:00Speaker 1: it's not like the made a lot of noise like
- 29:02Speaker 1: obviously she heard it.
- 29:03Speaker 4: Apparently it was a ghost gun, which is a gun
- 29:06Speaker 4: that is made from a bunch of different parts with
- 29:08Speaker 4: a bunch of different different guns that are like don't
- 29:11Speaker 4: have serial.
- 29:11Speaker 3: Numbers, so it's hard to trace.
- 29:13Speaker 4: And then so he shot the dude, boom boom, and
- 29:16Speaker 4: I guess the shellcasings came out. He wrote on the
- 29:21Speaker 4: shell cases the words delay, deny, and defend, which is
- 29:28Speaker 4: basically the structure of what happens with insurance is like
- 29:32Speaker 4: they delay payouts because they're anticipating your death so they
- 29:35Speaker 4: don't have to pay out. They fled out, denied coverage,
- 29:39Speaker 4: and they defend their bad ruins in course, which is
- 29:43Speaker 4: another form of delay, because they have a shit ton
- 29:45Speaker 4: of money and resources and they're bigg enough. The fact
- 29:47Speaker 4: that you've done, we all can to know how the
- 29:50Speaker 4: healthcare system is evil and all that shit.
- 29:54Speaker 1: So a lot of people are having a bunch of like.
- 30:00Speaker 4: You see people like not caring actively about this man
- 30:03Speaker 4: dying getting shot. There's some people celebrating it, which I don't.
- 30:07Speaker 4: I'm not particularly I'm more of a I don't give
- 30:10Speaker 4: a shit camp, uh.
- 30:12Speaker 3: I mean, niggas die every day.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Niggas die every day.
- 30:16Speaker 5: Apparently they put a ten thousand dollars out for any
- 30:20Speaker 5: kind of information.
- 30:21Speaker 4: Ten thousand dollars, which is a disgusting lowball, disgusting lowball,
- 30:27Speaker 4: considering this dude, the company is worth billions. Wait, they
- 30:33Speaker 4: put what it's like, they put like a ten thousand
- 30:36Speaker 4: dollars reward on like anybody like with information information on them.
- 30:40Speaker 5: And I was listening to a Manda Seales show this morning.
- 30:44Speaker 5: It was like, yeah, ten thousand in New York. Anybody
- 30:46Speaker 5: snitching for that?
- 30:47Speaker 1: That's too low. It's very low. Anybody snitching for ten
- 30:50Speaker 1: thousand dollars in this economy?
- 30:52Speaker 4: Yeah, nah, that's that's not worth especially for the dude
- 30:55Speaker 4: that like him, Like, here's a billionaire? Was he himself
- 31:00Speaker 4: was a billionaire? But he was definitely what was his
- 31:03Speaker 4: name ahead of a Brian Thompson.
- 31:06Speaker 1: So basically he gets away on the city bike.
- 31:10Speaker 4: He disappears into Central Park and the New York Police
- 31:15Speaker 4: NYPD have been on a goose chase for the past
- 31:17Speaker 4: few days looking for him and they can't find him.
- 31:20Speaker 4: They thought they found his book bag. I think what
- 31:24Speaker 4: they thought. They found what they believed to be his
- 31:27Speaker 4: book bag, and it was a bunch of monopoly money
- 31:29Speaker 4: in there, god anything else?
- 31:31Speaker 1: Fucking wow? Okay, Now they they caught who they there
- 31:40Speaker 1: claiming is the guy.
- 31:42Speaker 4: His name is Luigi Manngion, twenty six year old from
- 31:47Speaker 4: toastin Maryland.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Towson.
- 31:51Speaker 4: I'm sorry Toaston Towsan from Maryland went to UPenn. I
- 31:55Speaker 4: think he's like a computer tech tech doctor, relegatory valgatory
- 32:01Speaker 4: in high school. Yeah, so he's apparently he's been disillusioned
- 32:08Speaker 4: with the healthcare industry for a very long time, complaining
- 32:12Speaker 4: house oligopoly, different things like that, fair all fair criticisms.
- 32:19Speaker 4: Apparently he if you go to his Twitter, people have
- 32:21Speaker 4: found his Twitter, and if you look at his Twitter,
- 32:24Speaker 4: he has a picture of him like shirtless, just out
- 32:27Speaker 4: on the town. A picture of a pokemon called bray Loom,
- 32:31Speaker 4: which is a grass fighting type. I don't know what
- 32:33Speaker 4: the correlation of that is. Uh, And then like a
- 32:37Speaker 4: it's like a picture of like an X ray right
- 32:40Speaker 4: of like his we're assuming to be his spine and
- 32:44Speaker 4: with like some some nails or something in the.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Back of it, like not nails, but it would be
- 32:49Speaker 3: I don't know, s Cruise.
- 32:51Speaker 1: I'm sorry, screwed, but I mean that was part of
- 32:53Speaker 1: the stories allegedly that.
- 32:55Speaker 3: There was a change in him after he had some
- 32:58Speaker 3: sort of back surgery that's changing.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Yeah, like his challe.
- 33:03Speaker 3: Healthcare systemized. This is yeah, people trying to connected dots.
- 33:09Speaker 4: Yeah, and then apparently this guy, uh, this guy was
- 33:15Speaker 4: like a was he came he comes from money, obviously
- 33:18Speaker 4: went to.
- 33:18Speaker 1: You pain, got his mastermself. He got the bread, got
- 33:22Speaker 1: the bread.
- 33:23Speaker 3: But yeah, he's twenty six yearlds.
- 33:26Speaker 4: He did this. And then they apparently he was caught
- 33:29Speaker 4: in Pennsylvania at a McDonald's. Really yeah, they called him
- 33:36Speaker 4: at pencil. This is where I guess a little fishy
- 33:38Speaker 4: for me. They called him at a Pennsylvania McDonald's. A student,
- 33:44Speaker 4: I'm not a citizen like sizens arrested almost like it's
- 33:49Speaker 4: you know, like they kind of like reported him to
- 33:51Speaker 4: the police because he was suspicious, and then I guess
- 33:54Speaker 4: they ended up somewhere another. They end up searching his car,
- 33:58Speaker 4: finding all these fake IDs, his change of clothes, his
- 34:02Speaker 4: gun and the silencer, and a passport and a copy
- 34:08Speaker 4: of his manifesto that says like all the everybody's like, uh, basically,
- 34:17Speaker 4: you know how he hates the health care system and
- 34:18Speaker 4: night violence is the answer at some point and blah
- 34:21Speaker 4: blah blah. To me, I don't I don't know if
- 34:29Speaker 4: that's it, If that's the guy, it feels fischy to me.
- 34:32Speaker 1: I mean, he probably it's possible that, so.
- 34:42Speaker 4: Let's all wait for drinks to y'all.
- 34:48Speaker 2: This is a.
- 34:50Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I forgot it said.
- 34:51Speaker 1: That breaks my bad. I apologize. It's possible that he
- 34:56Speaker 1: knew he was going to be caught. Like he's not
- 34:58Speaker 1: trying to.
- 34:59Speaker 3: Run away, like for real, He's just like, if they
- 35:01Speaker 3: catch me, they catch me. I just got you know,
- 35:04Speaker 3: I got all my stuff on me.
- 35:05Speaker 1: I just bodied in nigga broad daylight.
- 35:08Speaker 3: So he like, maybe he's not gonna he wasn't gonna
- 35:10Speaker 3: turn himself in, but he's just like, I find me.
- 35:13Speaker 3: If they find me, they find me. I just feel
- 35:15Speaker 3: like there's somebody who put all this time to take them.
- 35:19Speaker 4: Take a travel from Atlanta to New York, then stay
- 35:23Speaker 4: in a hostle, take all those precautions to not wear now,
- 35:26Speaker 4: use cash, have fake ideas, passports.
- 35:28Speaker 1: And all that.
- 35:29Speaker 4: The fact that after you commit this crime, clearly you
- 35:33Speaker 4: have a decoy bag somewhere, and you have a changed
- 35:35Speaker 4: clothes somewhere in Central Park and a decoy bag allegedly,
- 35:40Speaker 4: then you go and you just you only get to
- 35:44Speaker 4: it's been what how long has it been since this assassination.
- 35:46Speaker 1: That went down?
- 35:49Speaker 3: Who's on Friday? Four days I want to say Friday,
- 35:53Speaker 3: Thursday or Friday.
- 35:55Speaker 1: I heard about it today. I don't know.
- 35:57Speaker 3: Damn nigga, keenan out of the lose.
- 36:02Speaker 1: When I tell you, I really don't be following media. Ship,
- 36:05Speaker 1: well get okay, you're right. Get this. Guess how he
- 36:08Speaker 1: got caught McDonald's. No, the way they found out what
- 36:14Speaker 1: he even look like. This nigga allegedly allegedly was that
- 36:19Speaker 1: a Starbucks flirting with one of the employees. He took
- 36:22Speaker 1: his mask down like it's like cheese and ship. They
- 36:28Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck. So then that turned into
- 36:31Speaker 1: a whole thing where people were like this is him, Yeah,
- 36:34Speaker 1: this is him, and then women are like, oh wait,
- 36:38Speaker 1: I like that. He's a good looking guy. Mm hmm.
- 36:43Speaker 1: I heard when you think of crazy killer, you don't
- 36:45Speaker 1: look you don't, you wouldn't think it's him. But he
- 36:47Speaker 1: got like really thick eyebrows and really close together. He
- 36:50Speaker 1: was crazy to me, really thick eyebrow. And I heard
- 36:54Speaker 1: one thing where in the reports like eyebrow, his look crazy.
- 37:00Speaker 1: It's untamed. Yours are tamed and they're that crazy.
- 37:04Speaker 5: But uh, when they were trying to when they put
- 37:09Speaker 5: out the description of the guy that they used the
- 37:11Speaker 5: term light skinned who when they knew that he was white,
- 37:16Speaker 5: just to uh try to add more possible suspects.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Was with their with their parents down, they had no clue.
- 37:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's fair because they don't know if
- 37:31Speaker 3: he's white or if he's Steph Curry. Like from what
- 37:35Speaker 3: they saw, you can never really know he's light.
- 37:41Speaker 1: We don't know how he's an all men Italian.
- 37:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like white, I'm ana die, he's Sillian. Damn,
- 37:49Speaker 3: my grandparents came from off the boot, he said, Patty,
- 37:54Speaker 3: Sure was that shooting the CEO?
- 37:57Speaker 1: And then like.
- 38:00Speaker 3: Cant everybody get the dumpson? Like the way that they
- 38:02Speaker 3: was talking about like how he shot him.
- 38:04Speaker 5: There was like oh he used great form and all
- 38:06Speaker 5: this ship and and like there was like are you
- 38:09Speaker 5: looking for the guy you over here trying to get
- 38:11Speaker 5: him to get your shooting training classes?
- 38:13Speaker 1: Like what's the what to be doing here? Maybe it
- 38:15Speaker 1: was immaculate, I don't even lie. Maybe they were saying
- 38:17Speaker 1: he was like he was he like he shot before.
- 38:22Speaker 1: They were trying to say he was like a hired gun.
- 38:24Speaker 1: But obviously I think it was the case. I thought
- 38:27Speaker 1: that somebody definitely hired him because the way that it
- 38:30Speaker 1: happened broad daylight and they didn't catch him immediately, Like
- 38:34Speaker 1: that's just me.
- 38:35Speaker 3: It's the broad daylight.
- 38:36Speaker 1: It was like a city bike.
- 38:37Speaker 3: He was able to get out of there. It was
- 38:39Speaker 3: like six am in the morning. Yeah yeah, I'm saying, like,
- 38:42Speaker 3: who's there's a lot of people.
- 38:44Speaker 5: Like niggas am in New York. That's that's pretty much
- 38:49Speaker 5: after that.
- 38:50Speaker 4: I might as twelve o'clock and afternoon here right, I'm saying,
- 38:54Speaker 4: you're out there with the workers. The working whites are
- 38:56Speaker 4: out there, the Wall Street whites are out there hustling
- 39:00Speaker 4: and bustling, and he's he's dropping bodies.
- 39:05Speaker 1: That's what happens street dropping bodies.
- 39:07Speaker 4: That's that's who's out there. He's shooting niggas with the
- 39:12Speaker 4: Wolf of Wall Street right next door, he is copping.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Caps and assess a brave nigga. I don't think the
- 39:20Speaker 1: stock market opens up that early, No, it doesn't. It doesn't.
- 39:24Speaker 3: It open up at eight.
- 39:25Speaker 1: That's a that's a ball right there. You killed a
- 39:26Speaker 1: nigga before the stock marker. I caught a body before
- 39:29Speaker 1: the stock market. Drop nigga.
- 39:33Speaker 4: That's a rap he needs to wrap.
- 39:34Speaker 1: That is tough. He needs to. If he gets out
- 39:36Speaker 1: of the hes, just start rapping.
- 39:38Speaker 3: Start market opens in ninth.
- 39:40Speaker 5: I mean, he could say something that happened. The rappers
- 39:42Speaker 5: say they can't. I mean they actually have the rappers
- 39:45Speaker 5: say they can't even say about them, niggas don't kill
- 39:49Speaker 5: us for real.
- 39:51Speaker 3: Yeah, let's keep it that way. Yeah.
- 39:52Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like not trying to encourage him.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Of course. No, no either, It's okay.
- 40:00Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna be upset, like, oh, you're a rapper, but
- 40:02Speaker 3: you ain't got nobodies.
- 40:04Speaker 1: I promise you won't. Nobody be bad.
- 40:06Speaker 4: No, but if you can spend Yeah, and then like
- 40:10Speaker 4: apparently some guy like Cacked, like I feel like some
- 40:13Speaker 4: hackey was like, oh well if you look at the
- 40:16Speaker 4: computer data of Citi Bikes, you can I can see.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Where you go.
- 40:19Speaker 4: And everybody called him a fucking nark, which as they should.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Uh.
- 40:24Speaker 4: It was like it's like get yeah, but I just
- 40:31Speaker 4: thought I just thought this whole thing was interesting, just because,
- 40:33Speaker 4: like I guess, I don't know if you guys notice it.
- 40:37Speaker 4: I know you guys haven't been paying attention as much
- 40:39Speaker 4: as I have because I've been obsessing over this. I
- 40:41Speaker 4: want to say, the past day or two, right, apparently
- 40:46Speaker 4: this whole situation is almost it seems to have cast
- 40:51Speaker 4: like a kind of like class awakening type of thing
- 40:57Speaker 4: where people are on the right wing people are starting
- 41:02Speaker 4: to see like, oh, the powers that be just want
- 41:09Speaker 4: rich people to.
- 41:11Speaker 1: Be in place. Like I guess there's a lot of
- 41:13Speaker 1: people question what what about this?
- 41:15Speaker 3: Made them think that?
- 41:17Speaker 1: What about this?
- 41:18Speaker 4: Because you see a lot of like the people, like
- 41:20Speaker 4: you know how right wing people like they have their
- 41:21Speaker 4: talking punners that they look up to, like your Ben
- 41:24Speaker 4: Shapiros and Matt Walsh's and things like that, Okay, and
- 41:27Speaker 4: they're talking about how this was some communist Marxist, leftist
- 41:32Speaker 4: evil person that wants to start a revolution and using
- 41:36Speaker 4: violence to oppose democracy and you can't do that because
- 41:40Speaker 4: that turns everything into chaos. But turns out this dude,
- 41:43Speaker 4: it's kind of like a bene a pair of libertarian
- 41:47Speaker 4: type nigga that's really kind of right laning, but he
- 41:50Speaker 4: just got fucked over by the system and decided to
- 41:52Speaker 4: take problems into his own hands. And then you know
- 41:56Speaker 4: he's pairing in all this shit and then everybody and
- 41:58Speaker 4: you can see like an example, like you he was
- 42:00Speaker 4: doing Ben Shaperier was doing like a YouTube thing.
- 42:03Speaker 1: It was spouting all the shit and you can see
- 42:04Speaker 1: in the cons like.
- 42:07Speaker 4: Just people like I don't give a shit. My insurance
- 42:11Speaker 4: is high, and I've had family members that just counts.
- 42:14Speaker 4: People like you're out of touch with this, Like my
- 42:17Speaker 4: family members die because they're denied healthcare and different things
- 42:21Speaker 4: like that, and I don't give a shit about this. Dude,
- 42:25Speaker 4: what happened to this guy? Because he's part of the problem.
- 42:29Speaker 1: He's part of the problem.
- 42:30Speaker 4: And me on a person though, I just feel like
- 42:34Speaker 4: if you are the CEO of something like an insurance company,
- 42:37Speaker 4: especially United Healthcare, which denies thirty two percent of claims,
- 42:42Speaker 4: which is crazy.
- 42:43Speaker 3: The highest of the highest any of the big industry
- 42:47Speaker 3: well double double the industry average.
- 42:50Speaker 4: Correct, And he's been with the company. He was with
- 42:54Speaker 4: the company since two thousand and four. He was the
- 42:56Speaker 4: CEOs is twenty twenty one, I believe. So on that
- 43:01Speaker 4: climb up to the ladder, you've seen a lot of
- 43:04Speaker 4: nasty ship, You've done a lot of nasty ship, and
- 43:08Speaker 4: you've okayd a lot of nasty ship, which.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Caused a lot of people to die. Yeah, so.
- 43:19Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 43:21Speaker 4: Be clear, not advocating, not celebrating, but if not giving
- 43:26Speaker 4: them my typical stances. If you do evil across the
- 43:29Speaker 4: world and it happens the findest way to you, m
- 43:35Speaker 4: a ah, sorry to see his wife and kids.
- 43:44Speaker 1: That sucks, but.
- 43:47Speaker 3: I mean I think about think about his wife and kids.
- 43:50Speaker 1: It sucks.
- 43:51Speaker 4: But then I started thinking about the wife and kids
- 43:54Speaker 4: of all the kids people that died because because they
- 43:57Speaker 4: couldn't get money for a certain because it said, uh,
- 44:01Speaker 4: we don't want to pay for that. And then also
- 44:05Speaker 4: which was a lot important that what was really important
- 44:07Speaker 4: about is because you started to see the assurance people
- 44:11Speaker 4: start to get scared, like they're taking their personal information
- 44:13Speaker 4: off of like yeah, media sites.
- 44:15Speaker 1: That makes sense, like that, it makes total sense.
- 44:19Speaker 4: And then apparently Blue Cross Blue Shield was about to
- 44:23Speaker 4: vote on like they're gonna.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Like do some with a what about what anesthesia?
- 44:30Speaker 3: I forgot what it wasn't off the top of my head,
- 44:32Speaker 3: but they were gonna vote on making you pay for something.
- 44:35Speaker 4: Like pay more for anesthesia or lord the amount of
- 44:37Speaker 4: anesthesia you can get, or like yeah you can get
- 44:40Speaker 4: a surgery or in the procedure like something with limiting anesthesia.
- 44:45Speaker 4: And as soon as this came out, they pulled that
- 44:47Speaker 4: ship right back, saying, oh, sadie, it could be just irony.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Irony some some might say coincidence, some might say cause
- 44:58Speaker 4: and effect.
- 44:59Speaker 3: It could, but correlation not causation.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Correlation not causation. We don't know. Wait, wait, limited amount
- 45:06Speaker 1: of anesthesias that you can get. Yeah, let me I'm
- 45:10Speaker 1: about the proper Yeah.
- 45:12Speaker 4: But it was a nasty ruling and they pulled that
- 45:15Speaker 4: back when that information dropped, like when the assassination happened.
- 45:20Speaker 1: Anesthesia payment policy.
- 45:22Speaker 3: It would limit the reimbursements for anesthesia during surgery disgusting.
- 45:26Speaker 4: So say like if you were in a surgery you
- 45:29Speaker 4: had this amount of anti sees something goes wrong, you
- 45:31Speaker 4: need to be under longer.
- 45:32Speaker 3: They would charge you the full.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Price or whatever.
- 45:35Speaker 4: We charge you for that charge for that anst charge
- 45:38Speaker 4: you for that juice, which is like just just crazy
- 45:41Speaker 4: squeezing every like I don't want to get on my solf.
- 45:46Speaker 4: But this ship shouldn't be traumatized or monetized anyway. But
- 45:51Speaker 4: then on top of this, you have an oligopy w
- 45:53Speaker 4: oligopoly where like a limited amount of companies control this huge, huge.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Healthcare system for the country. It's just it's just nasty,
- 46:05Speaker 1: nasty working.
- 46:06Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's gonna be hard pressed to forget me
- 46:10Speaker 4: to find sympathy, empathy for a guy that was the
- 46:15Speaker 4: leader of a lot of that. People said I was
- 46:21Speaker 4: gonna find empathy, but my empathy claim was denied.
- 46:26Speaker 3: People have become very jaded over the past few years,
- 46:31Speaker 3: very jaded.
- 46:32Speaker 1: And I think it's just people.
- 46:34Speaker 4: All people are starting to realize this is a bullshit,
- 46:37Speaker 4: a lot of it, and I think that's a positive
- 46:43Speaker 4: that has come out of this against more people than
- 46:46Speaker 4: their eyes. I don't have much more else on the.
- 46:52Speaker 3: Well transition, speaking of people losing their family, Yes, the
- 46:57Speaker 3: who Who's Beakistan man?
- 47:00Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 47:00Speaker 3: So what is lulas?
- 47:02Speaker 1: So there was a.
- 47:04Speaker 3: Wisconsin man who allegedly faked his death. Oh yes, yes,
- 47:11Speaker 3: this Wisconsin man faked his death. He set it up
- 47:15Speaker 3: by going fishing. Goat went out on the lake or
- 47:20Speaker 3: whatever it was, just abandoned his boat, left his boat
- 47:23Speaker 3: out there, left his truck that he took the boat with,
- 47:27Speaker 3: left that. They found that, and it was like, oh,
- 47:30Speaker 3: Man's nowhere to be found. Must have drowned in the lake.
- 47:33Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
- 47:34Speaker 3: Allegedly he fled to eastern Europe mostly he could have been.
- 47:39Speaker 3: He could be because you know, he's probably hard to find.
- 47:44Speaker 3: I guess a place to be hard to find, to
- 47:46Speaker 3: start over, make a simple life with someone named Helga.
- 47:49Speaker 3: I don't know what's this guy's name, Ryan, Ryan Borgwat
- 47:56Speaker 3: And where's it?
- 47:56Speaker 1: Where's this? Where's he found? From? Wisconsin? Wisconsin? And I
- 48:00Speaker 1: don't know.
- 48:01Speaker 3: Elsie, you'd probably be the only one to see it.
- 48:03Speaker 3: Did you see the TikTok of the girl that was
- 48:05Speaker 3: interviewing people randomly? Yeah, and one of the random people
- 48:08Speaker 3: was him, Yes, yeah, yeah. And in the interview he
- 48:12Speaker 3: was like, I've been thinking about leaving my wife. Yeah,
- 48:18Speaker 3: he said something like that. It was something along the
- 48:19Speaker 3: lines of leaving his family. And this is back when
- 48:21Speaker 3: he was in Wisconsin.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know if he was.
- 48:24Speaker 3: He was in the United States.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Yea, he it was before he did whatever he did.
- 48:29Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just like, but he seems so detached
- 48:33Speaker 3: from like the idea of leaving his family. He was
- 48:36Speaker 3: just like he was just talking just like a toss up,
- 48:38Speaker 3: like I did the pros and cons. You know, did
- 48:43Speaker 3: he say that's what he was going to.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Do or not?
- 48:46Speaker 1: It just sounds like he was just like, yeah, just
- 48:49Speaker 1: kind of just talking like I don't know. It sounds
- 48:52Speaker 1: like he was kind of had his mind made up.
- 48:53Speaker 1: But it was just like, I'll talk to you random
- 48:55Speaker 1: stranger about me leaving my face. I'm never nobody's ever
- 48:58Speaker 1: going to see this and nobody's gonna know who I
- 49:00Speaker 1: am because I'm gonna fake kill myselfs nigga. They found
- 49:04Speaker 1: that interview days later. Did he say where? All right?
- 49:08Speaker 4: So in the interview, did they say where he was
- 49:10Speaker 4: gonna go? Or they was just saying I'm just thinking
- 49:11Speaker 4: about it.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking about He's like, I'm just thinking about leaving.
- 49:13Speaker 1: I think he did say I would start my life over,
- 49:15Speaker 1: like in a different country whatever. He said something along
- 49:17Speaker 1: those lines, but he didn't say where he was going.
- 49:21Speaker 1: But yeah he ended up, yeah, literally doing that. I
- 49:24Speaker 1: think did he go find was he with another family?
- 49:26Speaker 1: Is what he did?
- 49:27Speaker 3: I don't think he had.
- 49:30Speaker 1: This is Mike was becca stan family.
- 49:33Speaker 3: Oh said he overturned his kayak and put his uh
- 49:37Speaker 3: his phone in the water. He said, yeah, they'll never
- 49:41Speaker 3: find me now. But yeah, now he's been he's found.
- 49:46Speaker 1: So I mean they can't make him go back. Mm hmm.
- 49:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I don't know. Is it illegal to
- 49:56Speaker 3: figure death?
- 49:57Speaker 1: I think that's a crime. I feel like should is it?
- 50:01Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure faking your death is a crime, So yeah,
- 50:04Speaker 1: I think it is. Yeah, because they're gonna chalk that
- 50:09Speaker 1: up as tax evasion.
- 50:11Speaker 3: M hmm, thank Yeah, they hit him. You're trying to
- 50:15Speaker 3: get out of paying Texas Rico.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna get you. I don't think
- 50:21Speaker 1: you can do that. Speaking of Rico before, why why
- 50:26Speaker 1: fake your death? Why not just why not leave your family?
- 50:29Speaker 1: Leave your family? Why put them to the trauma if
- 50:31Speaker 1: he's dead a little? I guess it's cheaper.
- 50:36Speaker 3: Extra note information came up from the Sheriff's Sheriff Sheriff
- 50:39Speaker 3: office investigating his computer said there was a trail of
- 50:43Speaker 3: him talking to a woman from the former Soviet Republic
- 50:46Speaker 3: of Uzbekistan. Ah, we found a new Kuchi, he said, said.
- 50:52Speaker 3: The man contacted a woman that spoke Russian.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Mmmm mmmm.
- 51:00Speaker 4: These Russian dudes, we having these Russian women, having these
- 51:03Speaker 4: American dudes acting freaking silly.
- 51:05Speaker 1: And he had just as people do, like that Russian accent.
- 51:09Speaker 1: That should have discussed that ship is ugly as hell.
- 51:12Speaker 1: It has its No, it doesn't. It does have its time,
- 51:16Speaker 1: has it's time? You know who did it for you?
- 51:21Speaker 1: What the fuck? You just have to be very attractive
- 51:24Speaker 1: at that point. Accent is not cute at all. I
- 51:28Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen a Russian woman.
- 51:29Speaker 5: Was like, yep, okay, I mean scene, you have to
- 51:33Speaker 5: see her.
- 51:36Speaker 1: We can find you some bad Russian women, don't.
- 51:38Speaker 3: Yeah, you can definitely find some bad don't make me
- 51:40Speaker 3: do it.
- 51:41Speaker 1: Don't make me do it. Yes, yes, you know he
- 51:44Speaker 1: got it. I would like to see this.
- 51:46Speaker 3: I all rights, they'll be bad.
- 51:52Speaker 1: But as soon as they start talking, they start talking
- 51:55Speaker 1: like this, and I just can't you sound like rascal.
- 52:00Speaker 1: We're talking about a nice scissor, a nice go ahead,
- 52:04Speaker 1: nice make it sexy.
- 52:06Speaker 3: I can definitely do that.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Try it. I want you to calm down. You'll deek out.
- 52:13Speaker 1: That sounds so my god. No, that's horrible. Yeah, that's it.
- 52:25Speaker 1: No double break douglow, seven inches.
- 52:34Speaker 8: Golden knife, pull your dick out, No, pull out your cock.
- 52:44Speaker 3: Put doing the thing.
- 52:45Speaker 1: Because black widow.
- 52:47Speaker 3: It sounded like, let me let me see your balloon
- 52:50Speaker 3: knock black widow.
- 52:52Speaker 1: That does that work for you? No, black widows doesn't work.
- 52:56Speaker 3: I don't know who that is Scarlet Natasha Romanov, her.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Sister, sister. Your hands is not character her sister, and
- 53:06Speaker 1: like the series, just making sure that's one Russian. That's
- 53:09Speaker 1: that that woman is not that.
- 53:11Speaker 3: That accent isn't sexy.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Nothing about it, nothing about it. It's very aggressive. Okay,
- 53:17Speaker 1: also like the least sexy life. So it's probably like
- 53:19Speaker 1: Russian Chinese. Yeah, that's not hot.
- 53:26Speaker 2: It's not.
- 53:28Speaker 3: Chinese is below Russian Chinese down below Russian Russian.
- 53:36Speaker 4: Now we gotta do all right, everybody, Now before we
- 53:39Speaker 4: move on, everybody say what's your Everybody goes, what's the thing?
- 53:42Speaker 1: Is the un sexiest accent unsexiest?
- 53:46Speaker 3: We gotta make a decision. Is its accent or language? Accent?
- 53:50Speaker 3: Accent speaking English, spoking English.
- 53:53Speaker 1: Speaking English?
- 53:54Speaker 3: As Americans, we can get Yeah, toss up between Russian
- 54:00Speaker 3: in German Germans.
- 54:01Speaker 5: I don't think you know enough languages. Well, those the
- 54:05Speaker 5: two I know. And that's at the bottom for me.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Would you.
- 54:14Speaker 7: You're such a handsome, strong young man, a strong strong.
- 54:25Speaker 1: A strong frame.
- 54:26Speaker 3: Have you been working out working? I want you to
- 54:30Speaker 3: trust me, working out, trust me in mind for.
- 54:33Speaker 1: China, for China, like you hear how crazy.
- 54:38Speaker 3: That sounds nasty, that's it sounds disgusting.
- 54:41Speaker 1: That's just because we.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Are keenan you're dick shiny like eight ball. Tell my
- 54:49Speaker 3: future what German, German, Russian, Chinese, German, Russian?
- 55:00Speaker 1: All the worst people. I definitely heard it descending in
- 55:02Speaker 1: the accent was just communists. God damn, it's all the
- 55:18Speaker 1: keen of my my worst or least favorite accent. It's
- 55:23Speaker 1: definitely Toronto. There's nothing sexy about that. It's horrible.
- 55:29Speaker 4: So that we're going into the mom found You could
- 55:33Speaker 4: never get me to whip my we wi out.
- 55:35Speaker 1: There's some baddies in Toronto. Just don't talk, Just shut
- 55:38Speaker 1: then up. Don't speak, you don't speak, just a tempt
- 55:41Speaker 1: sign language. No, just text me, don't say ship, don't
- 55:46Speaker 1: cheat me daring. Gosh, it's just a word, you know.
- 55:51Speaker 3: It's had that Boston accent too. That's not cold, No,
- 55:55Speaker 3: that's that's worse than Toronto for me. That's definitely Toronto.
- 55:59Speaker 3: That's definitely what cock. Yeah, where's that cock?
- 56:05Speaker 1: Well, hopefully I wouldn't be dealing with anybody that says
- 56:07Speaker 1: the word cock.
- 56:08Speaker 4: But yeah, the boss action is mostly Germany. I don't
- 56:11Speaker 4: know if many white black people.
- 56:14Speaker 1: That white Boston accent, that's the one only niggas I
- 56:17Speaker 1: know from Boston is a new addition, you know what
- 56:19Speaker 1: I do hete I ain't called Patrise O'Neil. Mm hmm.
- 56:23Speaker 1: You know, you know it's a bad accent and it's
- 56:25Speaker 1: very near to that Dell Coal accent. Is it's not great.
- 56:29Speaker 1: It's not great. It's not great. It is great, it's
- 56:32Speaker 1: not great.
- 56:32Speaker 2: Guys.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Use guys, I'm not fine with that.
- 56:40Speaker 3: It's not bad.
- 56:41Speaker 1: It's like, it's not great. It's like but.
- 56:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say we could go on, but
- 56:49Speaker 3: I was gonna say the Tagalog, like the language from
- 56:53Speaker 3: Filipino or the Philippines, is that it yeah, pretty.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Much just like that.
- 57:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's hard to do. Yeah, it's very
- 57:04Speaker 3: hard to do because I'm not a Filipino. But I
- 57:06Speaker 3: know it when I hear it sounds it just sounds
- 57:08Speaker 3: just wild.
- 57:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm might have to go with the German.
- 57:13Speaker 1: I just know Joe Coy is German is rough.
- 57:15Speaker 3: It really is Germans.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Because the language rough.
- 57:21Speaker 3: Language is rough language. It's very aggressive. So this sounds
- 57:28Speaker 3: like a Hitler impersonation.
- 57:30Speaker 5: I I don't remember that they all sound like even
- 57:36Speaker 5: the women like the little sound like spit is coming, guy.
- 57:39Speaker 3: Every time you speak, it's so aggressive, sounds angry.
- 57:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds racist. Mm hmm mmmm mm hmm. I
- 57:47Speaker 1: mean it sounds mm hmm.
- 57:50Speaker 3: It sounds impressive.
- 57:52Speaker 1: But I will say though, they have a really really
- 57:54Speaker 1: cool hip hop scene there. I don't know if anybody
- 57:57Speaker 1: ever knew that I did. They have a really crazy
- 58:00Speaker 1: neo soul hip hop I did not type. Yeah, it's
- 58:05Speaker 1: like a German confusion man. Yeah, low five type ship
- 58:12Speaker 1: and it's good. But they're just speaking Germans.
- 58:14Speaker 3: I was like, what's that would probably ruin the whole thing,
- 58:18Speaker 3: though it kind of does.
- 58:20Speaker 1: It's good, but you put that language, you hear the
- 58:22Speaker 1: potential though.
- 58:23Speaker 4: Because some some things like work, like British obviously because
- 58:26Speaker 4: it's English.
- 58:26Speaker 3: What about French trap?
- 58:28Speaker 1: French trap? No, but I do like some French rap.
- 58:32Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no French rap, to be honest.
- 58:34Speaker 1: There's some good French rap. It's something good, it's something
- 58:36Speaker 1: the French nig I want to hear is what's his name?
- 58:40Speaker 1: What's the one niggas name? Who? He's tall, skinny as hell,
- 58:47Speaker 1: He's just a French singer. He's big in America. Oh
- 58:52Speaker 1: my god, you know what I'm talking about? No, he
- 58:55Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, keep going, I'll find him. Okay, m hm,
- 58:59Speaker 1: you heard y'all. Y'all definitely know.
- 59:03Speaker 4: But I mean this next thing, we don't have to
- 59:06Speaker 4: spend too much time because it's really not a lot.
- 59:09Speaker 4: There's not much for not much for now as a recording.
- 59:14Speaker 4: But jay z jig one Sean Carter has been stro Ma.
- 59:23Speaker 1: I haven't heard that name in a minute. I have
- 59:25Speaker 1: no clue. I never heard of straw. They're not tapped
- 59:28Speaker 1: in like that.
- 59:32Speaker 3: What the fuck is that?
- 59:33Speaker 1: You never seen him? It looks like Victor Women, Yama?
- 59:38Speaker 1: What color is Victor?
- 59:39Speaker 2: No?
- 59:39Speaker 3: He looks the light skinned version of.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Victor Women, Yama.
- 59:42Speaker 3: What color is Victor women?
- 59:43Speaker 1: No?
- 59:43Speaker 5: But like if you have to take Victor Women, y'ava
- 59:46Speaker 5: and make him light skin, it'd be that.
- 59:48Speaker 1: But Victor I mean, I mean, like remember he was rocking, Like,
- 59:53Speaker 1: what the fuck is that? I never heard this?
- 59:57Speaker 3: I know, I mean I never saw that picture, but
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: that's that's what I knew him. Like, Yo, that's French swag.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: French flags, French swagons. Yeah, let that stay over there,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: he's fired, though, I'll take your word. Yeah, I'll never
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: find out. Never after we're done, I'll play something, you know. Thanks.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I gotta go home directly after, immediately while holding my
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: ears closed. Tur you gotta water your.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: Tur mm hm yeah fine, turtles getting real dried up.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: Sorry, what we're saying about jay Z? And did he
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: being nasty? Nothing all?
- 1:00:35Speaker 9: Allegedly allegedly, allegedly jay Z jay Z was accused of
- 1:00:41Speaker 9: our wording a thirteen year old girl with uh one
- 1:00:46Speaker 9: Diddy and an unnamed female celebrity.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't hear about that. So those are
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: the accusations. They're out there.
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: Jay Z I obviously has made a statement.
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: Refuting these things.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: An interesting statement to say the least, you could tell
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: that this was done.
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: With no you can tell he wrote this statement himself.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, that came.
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: That came straight from him, straight from his desk and
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: went through no editing process, from the desk, from the
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: desk of Sean Carter.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: I would read this whole thing, but it's not. You
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: don't have to. There's a lot of caps.
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: The funny thing is he put out this statement originally,
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: then deleted the tweet, and then put it out again.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: Just to put one extra line in at the end.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: You got to make sure, yeah, hit on the basis.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: And this statement still has.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Spelling errors even after he deleted Amen, who said he's
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: a good speller.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: So he said, I look forward. So this is the
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: last couple of sentences reprotect children. You see j spoit
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: people for personal game only your network of conspiracy theorists,
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: fake psychics, I.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: Guess, he says. But it says physics.
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: Will believe that idiotic claims you have levied against me,
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: that if not for the seriousness surrounding harms your kids.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: Would be laughable. That was the original statement.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: Deleite brings it back and says, I look forward to
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: showing you just how different I am.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: H h. And then I saw so he said all that,
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: But also I just want to say I saw a
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: tweet that said I want to hear this in jay
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Z's voice. You got it, my lawyer, you got it.
- 1:02:49Speaker 10: My lawyer has received a blackmail attempt from a lawyer
- 1:02:52Speaker 10: named Tony Busby who was hoping to use public pressure
- 1:02:55Speaker 10: to make me settle the case. However, instead of folding,
- 1:02:58Speaker 10: I decided to publicly conforms and reveal the deceptive nature
- 1:03:02Speaker 10: of his actions. I'm not backing down and will not
- 1:03:05Speaker 10: give him a dime.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: We'll not give him time. It's like he wants to
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: wrap it, because that's the voices they have for jay Z.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: It's all wrapped.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: He said, I'm not gonna get I will not give
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: you one red penny. I don't, I don't know, I don't,
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: I don't.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: I really don't know what to think of this. I
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: feel like at all, it's already so messy because the
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: guy that even put out this suit was on Instagram
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: talking to like posting whatever. So I'm like, this is
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: already getting too much.
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: To Tony Buzby, Yeah, yeah, this guy is like a.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: Shakesty lawyer.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: I was gonna say it seems like he seems like
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: he's a lawyer, a lawyer grifter, Like he just goes
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: from like case case the case. You're trying to pick
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: up money, like you want to settle this case, so
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: let me come and sue you for seven hund fifty
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: million dollars like Travis Scott Nastro.
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: World to come for like a billion for we get
- 1:04:06Speaker 4: a million we want like yeah, like yeah, I was
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: shoot for the moon, but.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: It was a shoot for the moon, in for the stars,
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: somebody for the stars, landing.
- 1:04:16Speaker 4: Land on the moon.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know one of those aims small miss,
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: big whatever. So yeah, I don't know. I don't of course.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Obviously the last person you want to be connected to
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: at this point in time is Diddy. And I feel
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: like it's a very easy thing. It's a very easy
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: accusation to make in this climate. At no point will
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: I ever defend any of this, Like, I'm not defending it.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: I just don't know how to feel about it yet,
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: because I'm.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: Defending what you're not defending what.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Oh like if like whatever they say that he did,
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: like I'm not I'm not going to be like, oh,
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: he's innocent. I don't believe, Like, no, I'm not saying that.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: I just don't know. This ship kind of came out
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: in and out of nowhere. I'm gonna just wait. Obviously
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: there's no.
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: Evidence yet, right because it's it's like a civil case
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: and it has yeah, kind of unrelated to what's been
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: recently going on with Yeah, it's not like coming from
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: the government Earth exactly, And.
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: Like Jess made his whole thing, and I guess in
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: the statements saying well, like hours later, criminally right, which Okay,
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: Now I don't know what it is with the statute
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: of limitations on that type of thing, different states, different
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: so him saying that could mean much, it could not
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: mean much. Yeah, that's I'm not a student of the law.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: But this is a civil case. I don't know. It's
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: just I don't know. And when it's civil, nobody can
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: go to jail. Right, there's no prison involved.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: No, it's just money pretty much monetary.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: Yeah, it's emotional damage.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously I hope and pray that that it's not true.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Obviously for the sake of anyone that's involved, Like I
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: wouldn't want people to go through that. But if it
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: is lost another goat, he lost another lost another goat?
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: M hmm, charge the game. Yeah, and then I.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: Have to say this as a as Corey's representation on
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: the podcast.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: He texted this individually. Didn't it? He did? Go ahead,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: he saw it. He said it seemed a bit hypocritical.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: How people were you know, you know what I'm about
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: to say. People were big to support jay Z or
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: not support jay Z, but question the evidence for jay Z.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: But they just let Drake be called a pedophile and
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: supported that because.
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: That nigga was a video that Nigga cassed a seventeen
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: year old after you found it was seventeen, stop shut out.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: And we also have multiple multiple videos that's a photos
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: of him hanging around people that nowhere near his age.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Shut out. I don't even know why we yes said
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: that Billy Body Round was his friend. That's it. That's it.
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: The only literally not have called Drake a pedophile.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Huh.
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: He technically technically did it if you listen, m yeah,
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: in the song like not like us, he didn't directly
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: called Drake.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Yeah, he never said Drake is a pedophile.
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm not I can I can connect that.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously stop it. He called me a pedophile, I
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: mean him, I don't give that's it. That's it. Did
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: you did you drop a bomb? What you know? He
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: said him? Oh no, yeah, but you guys are talking,
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: so it's not it wasn't loud. Yeah, but oh he
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: did dropped You start dropping that more.
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: But no, it's coming back. I've seen it's coming back.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: It's coming back.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: A lot of things are coming back, a lot.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: Of bad.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: But yeah, listen, I don't know. He just got way
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: for more Yeah, I just got away for more information.
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: This would be a tough pill swallow if he did it,
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: but it is what it is.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: If you what mm hmm, tough pill for what? Because
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: it's jay Z? Because okay, what do you You just
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: don't listen to No, I listened to jay Z. But
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: if motherfucker did it, he did it, And yeah, but
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: you wouldn't want you wouldn't want, Like he's a very
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: influential I used to listen to Z. I listened to
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: all the people that have been don't.
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: Wait what all the people that have been getting accused
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: recently have been influential to some aspects some degree. It
- 1:08:41Speaker 5: may not be as influential to you, but at some
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: point they had some kind of stature where people looked
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: up to them, thought highlight them. So this time, the
- 1:08:52Speaker 5: higher they are, the more fucked up that they're probably
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: going to be. So okay, agree, okay, well but there's
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: no okay.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: We'll go back to where we said. If somebody is
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: a billionaire, they've taken advantage of somebody at some point, right,
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: I was talking about in a financial way or or
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: in a way that is not this sure, this is
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: this is different the extreme.
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean a little bit different.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: When you starting in Sexy Times, you you take you
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: taking label money.
- 1:09:20Speaker 11: People were in their record fire somebody whatever. You make
- 1:09:24Speaker 11: aig a walk for some cheesecake game, nasty whatever. But
- 1:09:28Speaker 11: as soon as you start putting people in places where they.
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: People in the industry, I'm not surprised by it.
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: It's not necessarily being surprised, just disappointed. Yeah, it's disappointment.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: It's not surprised.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: It's disappointment, that's all it is.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: I would not I don't want this to be true
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: because then you can't even enjoy.
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how that's gonna be rough.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: You can still listen to the music, but that's what
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: that point. Public service announcements. The same in the club.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: If this is true, w does anything R Kelly still
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: hit the same in the club anywhere or anywhere at all? Yes,
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: it does. No, it does not. When's the last time
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: you heard R Kelly out loud? And it wasn't you.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: Think stopt wing stop all the time.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: But the thing is people still play R Kelly.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: People, No, no, no, no, no, R Kelly. When when's
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: the last time you heard it?
- 1:10:27Speaker 5: You can't say something don't hit hitting the club if
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: it's not being played, because it doesn't get play. But
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: what I'm saying it doesn't get that. You can't say
- 1:10:36Speaker 5: something don't hit if it's not being played.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: You can't.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: That's not it can't get played.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: It's not getting played.
- 1:10:45Speaker 5: No, no, No, that's like saying Steph Curry can't shoot
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: anymore if if he's out the NBA, No, you're just
- 1:10:51Speaker 5: not seeing him shoot. But thing is, I guarantee you
- 1:10:53Speaker 5: if you played RK in the club, motherfuckers was definitely
- 1:10:55Speaker 5: still stepping the name of love.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: Yes, you're losing half the crowd.
- 1:10:59Speaker 3: I guarant you you won't.
- 1:11:02Speaker 12: You're losing half the crowd. You don't play it no
- 1:11:06Speaker 12: more because I'm losing half the crowd. You don't play
- 1:11:09Speaker 12: it because you played it. When I see it, you
- 1:11:13Speaker 12: hear it played. Why would I do that?
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: Why instances?
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: When it why played?
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: Why why give me an instant?
- 1:11:23Speaker 13: DJ do that?
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: Because I'm not saying why it DJ would.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: But I'm saying, is you can't something say something doesn't
- 1:11:29Speaker 5: hit the same if it's not being played.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: There's a reason I don't do it because it's the same.
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: They tried it that's like saying steak don't hit the same,
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: but you don't eat steak.
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: That's not the say it is because in order for
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: something to hit, the same has.
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: To be played.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: He said to be done it, he tried it. Niggas
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: have done it. I've seen niggas do it. I've seen,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: matter of fact, I've seen niggas do this and it
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: doesn't work.
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: They don't have enough people that don't want to listen
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: to him at all, exactly that they will stop dancing.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: That wasn't said when I first brought up.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: But okay, I've seen people do it.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Okay, I've seen, Okay, I've seen I've heard pople do it.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: A DJ.
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've been around a lot of people. Are
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: k is playing, everybody's singing that motherfucker.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: But okay, where was that? Where the fun was that at?
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Where it was more than eight people?
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: Multiple fucking cookouts fucking doesn't count in public, not a cookout,
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: a cookout with your family.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: Like minded niggas.
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: No, it's a safe space for that that that may no. No,
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: that that that may be like minded niggas. But you
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: think that's only that one spot where it's like minded. No,
- 1:12:32Speaker 5: it's not okay, but we can move on.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: No, it's where that's it. We can move on.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: We don't have to that nigga's taboo. At this point,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: it's like it's like, yeah, okay, all right, we can
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: move on. That's like saying like, yeah, you know, niggas
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: be practicing witchcraft, like not not in public, not in
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: your face.
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: I've never seen anything practice.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: I've never seen public chopping chicken's head off and throwing
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: her closet on fire. But I know people do it.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: They sure as hell do, don't they, And they knew
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: where to do it at not in front of these cameras.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: We didn't say. No one is listening to R. Kelly. Okay,
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: all right, now, Kenny, you can't just close the door.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: I'm trying.
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: I'm trying to move on with the conversation. Y'all are
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: keeping it going. Let's what if we weren't done with
- 1:13:21Speaker 5: the conversation.
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: But if I keep going, now Ken has been argumented,
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: let's move on.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: No, okay, we can move on. Master manipulator the gas.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: That's not that's.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Conversation.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: I said what I want to say, so you don't
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: get to say we everybody. Did everybody not get out?
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: He was still talking. He was he was repeating what
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: he said already.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done now.
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: All he did was added chicken foot in the head
- 1:13:43Speaker 5: and he was just repeating himself. He ain't say nothing new.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: I said it was taboo, bitch.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: We got some questions, of course we do. Oh no, no,
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: because you're gonna try and bring it back.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: No, I don't.
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: I'm just man twenty years and it's still a treat.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: I love Sure. Sure is the gift that keeps on
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: giving never.
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: He's gonna be my friend forever.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: I can see it. I can see it seven years
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: old and the teeth falls.
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: Because I'm not gonna be out here bullshit. I'm going
- 1:14:29Speaker 5: to say the things that everybody is afraid to say.
- 1:14:31Speaker 5: I'm gonna say afraid, afraid, afraid. I don't know if
- 1:14:34Speaker 5: I say afraid, yes, yes, afraid to say it, yes, afraid,
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: start the fucking question.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: Afraid to say what?
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: That's a question. Question, that's a question.
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: What are you afraid to say?
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: Start the question?
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: What are you afraid to say?
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Start the question? Now, Jones, I was saying what.
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: Robert still makes great music. I don't care how the
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: kids each other.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Wasn't there. It's a black the full raking tangs. I
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: pete a little just like man, oh man, let's move on. Man,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: it's already ship.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: Who just show y'all know it's not a bit.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: This is this is this is our friends, this is real.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: This is real.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: I didn't think that would be that left. Yeah, they
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: think there's a routine that Katie, this is, this is,
- 1:15:55Speaker 4: this is my man's.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: Man's fifty green.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: That would be the same conversation if it might as well.
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: Know why this podcast is great one?
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: All right, I got some questions for you.
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: All right, man, all right, this one's director for Keene.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: What did you mean by that?
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: But what's something you messed up? Tried to fix but
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: end up making it worse?
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: The last relationship? Oh, I wasn't done. But okay, okay,
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: do we need to unpack that?
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: That's that seems like that's at least thirty minutes, he.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Said, hold reptor if you need. I got this speaking plushy,
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: I got this. Okay, they said, sorry quick.
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: My LA's relationship when I was young, I spilled nearly
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: an entire picture of orange kool aid, trying to salvage
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: what was left. My genius eight year old mind came
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: up with a brilliant plan to add in orange juice. Obviously,
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: it didn't work, and I got in trouble.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: What I mean, he thought orange juice orange kool aid.
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: That you would have gotten in less trouble if you
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: would have just said, I spilled the kool aid instead
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: of just wasting more orange.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: And then and orange juice is sticky, so it's like, no,
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: I think orange. He added orange juice, wasted orange, just
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: making them those.
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: Are two complete orange, he said, oranges in the front
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: of both of them.
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: Orange orange orange.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: It's fool proof.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: Type of.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: That's what that's going on. His orange drink.
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: That's what he made at that point.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: That's orange drink. That's not orange juetl aid. That's orange drink,
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: all right, something that I'm messed up, messed up to
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: make it better and ended up making it even worse.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: Oh man, it's so specific. Oh oh.
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: One time I was trying to make these Oreo cheesecake
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: little like Oreo cheesecake bites for my mom for Christmas,
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: and I was using her her stand mixer, her like
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: kitchen aid stand mixer was kind of expensive, and I
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: was trying to like fix the paddle in there, and
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: then I ended up breaking it completely.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: But I finished making the Oreole cheesecake bites. Were they good? No,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: they weren't.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: So I gave her some bad cheesecake bites and a broken.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Stand mixer back. Yeah, I don't know, that's a good question.
- 1:18:50Speaker 5: One time got a haircut and like I didn't like
- 1:18:53Speaker 5: the way like like my points, Like one side was
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: like straight, the other one was like slanted.
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: So then I trying to fix it to like make
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: this straight.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: But the thing is when I made that side straight
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: and then pushed that back so that I have to
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: push this one.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: So you saw the issue that the Barbiberg was having.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: So then I was just like, well, we're here now,
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: we just got wait for it to grow back. Just
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: left it. I just reminded me of that same type
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: of ship.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: I did it with my eyebrows though, because you know,
- 1:19:27Speaker 4: like I'll be getting you know, I get a little
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: uni here sometimes.
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: Okay, So I had took a clipper one day and
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'll just get this and
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: then I usually had a routine. I got to do
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: this regularly. And I would get in here and I'm like, okay,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: not a problem. I looked at the me. I was like,
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: this side looks a little uneven.
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: I was like, okay, let me eat it up a
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: little too far it up. That's even farther.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: Then at some point I did like one or two
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: more times to like my eye. I was like around
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: here and I was I'm just gonna say, make a
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: little shocked shocked. Every day. I was like, let me
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: just stop. And I just had to eat that. That
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: was very rough.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: I mean, at least you have glasses. If you had
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: glasses at the time, it kind of hides it. Yeah,
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: because I really never even noticed your eyebros.
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: Mind probably something like the same lines. It's like trying
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: to fix the shape up and just make it a
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: little bit worse and just like all right, you know
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: what I'm done. I definitely had something involved in the
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: toilet at some point mm hmm, like trying to fix
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: the toilet.
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: And an unclogging to it make it my mouth.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: That ship was nasty, That was disgusting. Was discussed that
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: did we did that? That even we didn't release that.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: It was the picture. No, when we talked, Oh no,
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: that was the Patreon it okay, okay, yea, that ship
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: was nasty bro. Yeah, so it was.
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: I'm glad I didn't live there at the time.
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: But man showed us the picture of the story and
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: question for you patriot, Yea, that needs to be a clip,
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: and that picture needs to be put in.
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: I'm not showing the public that picture that needs to
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: be a clip. I mean I could, but that's it's terrific.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: It's really bad. It looks like a war everywhere. Like it's.
- 1:21:18Speaker 4: Not just it's it's it's dookie particles, but it's my
- 1:21:22Speaker 4: physical doukie particles in the water.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: So that means it's in all the water in the
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: water exactly, Okay, that it looks like a dookie smoothie
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: in a doukie bath, a duke.
- 1:21:38Speaker 5: Somebody took a Windy's chocolate frosting just filled up a toilet, yeah,
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: and then mixed it with the water.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: Yeah, what's water? What's not?
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: What's And they filled up how many trash bags?
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: Hey, man, was still filled it was it was the brim.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: It wasn't to the brim, it was over what they
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: do with the trash bag. I don't know, man, what
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: the so many.
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: And how they just put them outside and how they scoopid?
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: Did they say? They did use a little white so
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: did they? Did they have gloves on? Of course not?
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: Probably not they had gloves.
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: They have gloves, okay, I'm pretty sure they were like
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: my mom's kitchen glove.
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: The fact that they didn't put them back probably did kitchen.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not the additionally, assumed your brother got
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: your sister in honest because.
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: She thought she messed it up because she loved it.
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: Because he just walked away from them. So now they're
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: both like the flushy. It's just not it's not where
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: sounds they want a thing? Tom Hm, that's them.
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: If you saw them, we'd be like, wow, they look
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: like they could be twins. But they're like they look
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: like the scoop together.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: Y'all look like y'all did that.
- 1:23:13Speaker 4: It's all looked like two ship scoopers.
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: This is a very random question. What light saber color
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: would y'all have? And would you be on the light
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: side or dark side of the force?
- 1:23:27Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: I want to say red, but red would be on
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: the dark side and I wouldn't be on the dark
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: side so close, so close it would be purple. I'd
- 1:23:38Speaker 5: be Samuel Jackson.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: I was thinking the same mm hmm, like like understand
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: the dark side, but you know I'm still I'm still
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: on the good side.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: And you said this is what Star Wars. I've never
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: seen a single Star Wars movie? What what? Not one?
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: Not one of them, not even one. Bro. I played
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: the games. I played the game on the Tennessee four
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: where the Star Wars watching Like, yeah, I watched The
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: Manador was really good. I just didn't finish it.
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: So you watched that with no prior Star Wars now
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: because just watching ship Like I'm familiar with Star Wars,
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: like I know, like random characters like jar Jar Binks
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: like like that, Like I know Banks is the most
- 1:24:16Speaker 3: random character.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: But like I said, I played the Star Wars and
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: had the best get turn sideways, So yeah, I knew
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: the characters from that, but I never watched the movie.
- 1:24:30Speaker 5: It's just never really like well, Star Wars is one
- 1:24:33Speaker 5: of those things where it's like you don't need to
- 1:24:34Speaker 5: watch it. You don't have to watch everything you listen,
- 1:24:38Speaker 5: you don't have to watch it, But it's because it's
- 1:24:39Speaker 5: so much you don't have every three movies.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: It's just a repeat the same story. What so like
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: how what you said every movie like like like how
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: every three movies? Every like? Like like it just repeats itself. Yeah,
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: it's like what we call it, like a trope, common
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: common theme. Yeah.
- 1:24:58Speaker 5: So like every every like grouping of the movies, same story.
- 1:25:01Speaker 5: So if you just watch whichever grouping you watch, you
- 1:25:04Speaker 5: got the story idea of what's going on exactly.
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: Like.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: Revenge of the Sith or whatever. Like I remember when
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: all that ship was going on. I just never good
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: video games too. They looked fun, But I guess that
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: would be maybe green green would be my backup color. Green.
- 1:25:28Speaker 4: I wouldn't say green.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: Nah, give me a black lightsaber. Hmmm, give me a
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: black one. Come on, that's co Nah. I want who
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: has that? We're just doing that.
- 1:25:44Speaker 5: I want a gold Sure, it all depends on the
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: crystal that you put in it. So if you find
- 1:25:49Speaker 5: a crystal that can emulate that light, then now here's
- 1:25:52Speaker 5: the real question.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: Would you would you duel wheeld or would you have one?
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: Or what do the double side like? Dark mall? I
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: definitely cut off my own leg.
- 1:26:03Speaker 5: God damn my ankle that would probably do a well
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: had well, well that's what dark Mall was his.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: He's like, you either be one staff and you can
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: break it up and up. Just give me a light
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: blue John.
- 1:26:15Speaker 5: But then the fucking I think that was Kylo Red
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: with the with the little ships on the side. Yeah,
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: that like a little clitorist is on the side, little
- 1:26:26Speaker 5: little two clicks.
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: Fort what that's called.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: It's like a sheath but not really. Yeah. Yeah, so
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I guess the light side, but the dark
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: side got some fire powers. I ain't going old.
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dark side got that lightning.
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: That lightning is.
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: Power.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: Damn damn limited power doing something over there. Ohgeah, all right,
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: next question.
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: That I can't really answer that, I'll ask you guys.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: Can you, guys recall the funniest moments you've shared together?
- 1:27:10Speaker 3: Funniest moment you've shared together? Oh man, funniest, like the
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: singular funniest moment all three of you, or just individually
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: with one of the other.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: People, the funny, the funniest I know with me and Mike,
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: I think to this day the funniest moment is when
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: he punched CJ in the chest.
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: Damn, what did CJ?
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: Do, CJ. So this is eighth grade. This is the
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: first this is the first year me and Mike became friends.
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: CJ was being so annoying. I don't think I've told
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: this story since like the first EPISODEJ was being so annoying.
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: Mike was like, if you don't back up, I'm going
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: to punch you. And to this day, this is the
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: only time I know. I'm not a fighter like that.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: I don't put my hands on people. But he was
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: just so annoying.
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: It was so funny because me and this kid we
- 1:28:04Speaker 4: had like a friend of these type of relationship ever since,
- 1:28:08Speaker 4: like fourth grade, because we were both in that Galaxy
- 1:28:11Speaker 4: program together and like we bonded on some things, but
- 1:28:14Speaker 4: we also clashed a lot. So it'd be like one
- 1:28:17Speaker 4: week we're friends, when week we fucking hate each other.
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: I mean, he was a very extra kid. He was
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: very he was cool. He wasn't extra like that.
- 1:28:25Speaker 4: He was cool as fuck. But sometimes he got into
- 1:28:27Speaker 4: that extra bag. Sometimes, yes, pretty much he had to
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: get get into that.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: Bag and I had to you know, bop them one
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: punched then again.
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: So yeah, we were both in science class and we
- 1:28:41Speaker 4: were all science. He had this girl with his little
- 1:28:43Speaker 4: girlfriend with him at the time, was in his class
- 1:28:45Speaker 4: all together with and he was showing off, doing that
- 1:28:51Speaker 4: whole like I'm touching you, but I'm not touching you things.
- 1:28:54Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm like, CJ, please stop, and like
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: his girlfriend's right there, so I guess he's just being
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: extra like, you know, showing off and I'm like CJ, please,
- 1:29:03Speaker 4: and he keeps doing like c J, if you touch
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: me again, I'm going to punch you in the chest.
- 1:29:09Speaker 3: I'm very serious.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: And he was liked and I said that Nigga sunk
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: Nigga Damar Hammler right there on the spot. I think
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: it was like fabulous. Then you gotta then.
- 1:29:32Speaker 4: No air in his body. He like ran, he like
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: walked over that ship, walked in the back of the
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: class and control himself that ship.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: And then his girl was like like Correst niggat asthma
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: attacking with no asthma. That ship was brons. That ship
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: was hilarious, bro. And I'm sure that's not the funniest moment,
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: but that's like we've had many. We laughed so hard
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: like that. I forget if I could think of one
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: with all four of us together.
- 1:30:01Speaker 4: It's between it's two, it's between. Unfortunately, keen is the
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: brother both of these. When we were in the with
- 1:30:09Speaker 4: the Kendrick lyrics, the with the Kendrick lyrics.
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: That was funny.
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: That was the first time I ever seeing Lamott like
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: that was he had that issue, like he.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: He lost. I was struggling to breathe. That's how that
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: was even funny.
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: For when the n came in the chat said tomatoes
- 1:30:32Speaker 4: are hard enough and he threw bricks.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: And that wasn't even that funny for real.
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: Keenan, you're lying, you know that was hilarious because Keenan
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: wouldn't stop it was. I think that was funny.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: But this one's funny the whole.
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: And I know this one kisses Kriss keeping off this day,
- 1:30:48Speaker 4: that whole Keenan, how many key is gonna take to
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: be camp?
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: Oh man? Oh man.
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: Say something.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: That wasn't funny. All I'm trying to get choking on
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: his own blood? Yeah, you have one with any of us.
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: I'm trying.
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: It's so bro we used to hang out every day
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: each other. It's hard to say. I don't know. All
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: I know is if there's the funniest moment, is definitely
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: involved and has to be involved. You know what?
- 1:31:32Speaker 4: The funny moment that I was not a part of
- 1:31:35Speaker 4: when I should watch it every again, just for fun.
- 1:31:38Speaker 4: When y'all are in his basement and Adam's playing Digging
- 1:31:41Speaker 4: the Box.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: You chased me around thinking the Box.
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, get away from it.
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: Something like that. That ship, it might still be on YouTube.
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: I have to find it because it was over.
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: Here recording it Bigging the Box.
- 1:32:06Speaker 1: Oh wow, Bro, that was funny. Yeah, were you what
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: this was? This is a freshman? Okay? Is you found
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: it that? Look at your Keenan.
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: Back?
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: How did you find that that fast? Because I knew
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: it was on I remember it being on Keenan's channel,
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: just his name. It was on my channel, it's on mine.
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: It's well, you're perfect man. Whatever. Oh that's another funny thing.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: Keenan's name on Xbox and everything? Perfect man? Was it?
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: Five two five five to perfect Man? Daddy Dixon? Perfect man?
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: Perfect man? What is it?
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: I didn't even make the perfect to add him, like nigga,
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: your your name is all caps, Daddy Dixon.
- 1:32:56Speaker 3: I'm not at daddy. You're talking about that ship. To
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: talk to me, you have to type at daddy.
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: And that's why. That's why I always d M you. Wait,
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: what was it? Perfect man five nine two? I'm just
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: what is the gummy bear experiment?
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: That was back in high school. You've been a freak
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: for a long time, bitch.
- 1:33:23Speaker 3: That's in fucking school, mister.
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: Is that in the deer? Yeah, okay, this is funny.
- 1:33:32Speaker 5: Yeah. No, he pretty much put some kind of chemical
- 1:33:35Speaker 5: inside the test to play a gummy bear on fire,
- 1:33:37Speaker 5: change the colors.
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was physics I've never seen. Yeah, did
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: you eat it afterwards? No, it was it was gone.
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: I know you want to, No I didn't.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: He said, this is just a rape temperature scolding perfect
- 1:33:53Speaker 3: molten delicious.
- 1:33:54Speaker 5: There is a video of us, I think it's on Facebook.
- 1:33:59Speaker 5: It was me and Na Deira, Savannah, some other chick
- 1:34:04Speaker 5: and somebody. We was in the back of that class
- 1:34:06Speaker 5: and we had like a uh TV show and it
- 1:34:09Speaker 5: was a sex positive TV show.
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: Okay, we were just.
- 1:34:15Speaker 3: Talking about ship.
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: Okay, we won't we won't get no deeper than that. Yeah,
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: we don't do that there because that was yes, I
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: think Amber eighteen.
- 1:34:23Speaker 3: No, we won't get any deeper than won't get no
- 1:34:26Speaker 3: deeper than that.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: But yeah, that's just not h that's fine.
- 1:34:31Speaker 3: One one more question.
- 1:34:32Speaker 4: Yes, we got to make that a longer segment, just
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: us recounting our funniest with each other.
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: I really forgot about this bro.
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: I think that's he was shielding himself with the chair. Hey, bro,
- 1:34:47Speaker 3: I needed space between us. This person put a litany
- 1:34:54Speaker 3: of questions. So I'm just gonna pick one.
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: Word. Yeah, because we didn't have a wood you rather today,
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: So here's your wood you rather? All right?
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: Would you rather lick the handlebar of a shopping cart
- 1:35:08Speaker 3: or suck the liquid out of a used kitchen sponge?
- 1:35:12Speaker 4: Lick the hand cart easily, it's not even a question.
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm gonna look at the sobbing guard.
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: It's not even a question.
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: Or juices out of a what a used kitchen sponge?
- 1:35:24Speaker 4: Yeah, give me the lick the handlebar because I might.
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: Do this kitchen sponge. But the kitchen sponge is like
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: mixed with food and soap. Okay, yeah, no, so emphasis
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: on the soap, not just people's meat. Hands.
- 1:35:41Speaker 3: You don't know who touching on.
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: You have no clue where. Somebody was probably digging in
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: ass and probably.
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: The most the most you probably got worried about is
- 1:35:51Speaker 5: a little marinera in the sponge.
- 1:35:53Speaker 3: I don't know who's kidding changing.
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: I changed my answer to the sponge.
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: It depends on the kitchen.
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: What is so dirty? It's dirtier than a public motherfucker
- 1:36:05Speaker 5: on TikTok where he'd be making that.
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: Hoo hood meals he doesn't use his sponge, so it's
- 1:36:10Speaker 3: probably sparkling clean.
- 1:36:13Speaker 5: Probably you're right, because that kitchen is fucking dirty. I
- 1:36:17Speaker 5: wouldn't touch nothing.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: In that kitchen. He'd just be fucking it'd be used.
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: So that has to be a prop kitchen because that
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: is filthy. I think it is.
- 1:36:26Speaker 5: And the thing is he be having great food ideas
- 1:36:28Speaker 5: is this ship looks amazing disgusting because the kitchen is
- 1:36:31Speaker 5: fucking filthy.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: He is creative, create everybody so creatid. While I haven't
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: seen her in the minute, I hope she's doing well.
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: I hope she heard. Oh, you know my favorite TikTok
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: trend right now? The people that use that meme, it's
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: just like a crazy ass story and it's the slides.
- 1:36:48Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying that, Oh, I have one MM,
- 1:36:51Speaker 4: I have one that I said that I was gonna
- 1:36:52Speaker 4: share with y'all next week.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: Well, since we brought it up, I say next week
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: as in the next episode. Yeah, I have been watching
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: the NonStop, so all right, I guess you got time
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: for one. Listen to this banger.
- 1:37:06Speaker 4: While my friend and I were taking photo booths in Korea,
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: I suddenly had to take a dump, so we asked
- 1:37:11Speaker 4: the work or where the bathroom was.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: He took us to the bathroom.
- 1:37:15Speaker 4: We go into the bathroom stall when I really impressed
- 1:37:18Speaker 4: by how big it is. This is side table inside
- 1:37:20Speaker 4: the stall, and we start making theory as to why
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: it's in a stall and jokingly come back and jokingly
- 1:37:26Speaker 4: come to the clue conclusion that it's for backshots. We
- 1:37:29Speaker 4: start role playing, giving each other other backshots to test
- 1:37:32Speaker 4: the theory. Anyways, I go and do my business. As
- 1:37:36Speaker 4: I'm doing my business, there's repeatedly knocking on the door.
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: We're like, damn, someone's really got to go. So I
- 1:37:41Speaker 4: try to finish my business quicker as I'm doing so.
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: As I'm doing so, my friend notices a camera in
- 1:37:46Speaker 4: the corner.
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: Of the room.
- 1:37:48Speaker 4: We both realize what's happening. We're in a photo boof
- 1:37:52Speaker 4: that's bathroom themes in a moment of fear and with
- 1:37:56Speaker 4: no toilet paper, I put my skirt on with poop.
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: Still in my ass.
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: Oh.
- 1:38:01Speaker 4: We quickly decided that the plan is to open the door,
- 1:38:04Speaker 4: looking disgusted into the looking discussed at the person knocking
- 1:38:08Speaker 4: as if we had just discovered the in the toilet
- 1:38:11Speaker 4: and used Google Transit to say that we found a
- 1:38:13Speaker 4: dump in there. We opened the doors, still working from before.
- 1:38:17Speaker 4: He's looking at us, discussing you look discussing back and
- 1:38:21Speaker 4: go along with our plan of saying it wasn't us.
- 1:38:25Speaker 4: He pulls out the security footage of us giving each
- 1:38:27Speaker 4: other backshots, then me taking a dump in the poop
- 1:38:30Speaker 4: toilet prop toilet.
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: Give me other. Why do you have a prop toilet?
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: It's bathroom theme? Why bathroom thing? Photo booth?
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: You can just take pictures in the bathroom if that's
- 1:38:43Speaker 3: what you want to do. I don't know what's going
- 1:38:47Speaker 3: on in Korea.
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: That's crazy. I have I have one but a short.
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: My manager came up to the to the bar to
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: silently stare, Oh, I'm sorry. My manager came up to
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: the bar and to are a really long staring staring
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: contest with me, and he finally blinked so I said,
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: I win. He walked away without reacting or speaking the
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: ambulance coming to take him to the hospital because he
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: was in diabetic shock. That's crazy, he was.
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: He was screaming on the inside, you know, sugar, so
- 1:39:38Speaker 3: how he couldn't even talk?
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: Just he over here like mm hmm. I think I
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: told that story before when I seen then going to
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: diabetic shot crazy. I was working in a movie theater.
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: I go in there to clean the theater, Theater seven,
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: by the way, big ass theater. I go in there
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: and the movie's over, and the guy's just sitting in
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: there and I'm like, he's sir, movie's over, like kind
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: of gotta go. He didn't say shit. I'm like, that's
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: kind of weird. So I'm like sweeping up, sweeping up,
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: and then I radio to the manager. I'm like, hey,
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: there's a guy in here and he's not leaving. I said,
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: you gotta go, and he's not doing anything. So I'm
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: sweeping and then I hear the fucking exit door open.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: I'm like, Bob, he went out the exit in the back.
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know where he went, right, He's
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna look for him. So I finished
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: cleaning the theater and I go up to the front,
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: like immediately after that, I look outside and there's an
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: ambulance there, and the cop cars are there too. They
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: got this guy trying to get into somebody else's car,
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: like he was like in a woman's car with her,
- 1:40:52Speaker 1: and they were like, yeah, he was a diabetic shot.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: He didn't know what was going on. Wow, that shit
- 1:40:57Speaker 1: was crazy. Yeah, probably.
- 1:41:00Speaker 3: Was too low blood shiger, he was.
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: He was confused.
- 1:41:02Speaker 3: Days didn't confuse you know what the hell was going on?
- 1:41:04Speaker 3: You probably thought he was still watching the movie. That's
- 1:41:05Speaker 3: all you're sitting there, Nigga thought he was norbid.
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: Damn this ship doing numbers.
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: Damn these post credit scenes are wild.
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: He was, who's gonna be in the next.
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: Captain under Pants?
- 1:41:20Speaker 13: He's like black Pants has a son. Oh god, he's
- 1:41:26Speaker 13: looking up with Sly Sly Sly Cooper. This is crazy, Perry.
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: It's just a platypus.
- 1:41:37Speaker 3: Crash bandicoot. Oh yeah, they really blew the budget on this.
- 1:41:43Speaker 3: On the pits, oh god, he said, think Missy Elliott.
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: Missy Elliott comes out and the.
- 1:41:54Speaker 4: Music makes you lose, all right. I think that is
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- 1:43:55Speaker 1: We'll have updated numbers for that.
- 1:43:57Speaker 3: The numbers don't need to be updated. The numbers are
- 1:43:59Speaker 3: good the way they are. I demanded a recount.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: The recount is going on right now. Trump Calvin Trump,
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: look at that one. Nope, just not at all. I'm
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: not asking or calling to say, can you can you
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: find any extra votes?
- 1:44:16Speaker 4: I know he's gonna bring his thirteen percent out in
- 1:44:18Speaker 4: front of the studio.
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: I'm trying to storm the studio. Tell you in the
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: podcast Insurrection, I'd like to see it. A customer couldn't
- 1:44:30Speaker 1: decide between a black or cream jacket, so I came
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: up behind her and said, I'm a big black girl.
- 1:44:37Speaker 1: She put down booth jackets along the way, I'm both
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: white and in back. Because she couldn't pick this up
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: between the colors black and cream. She said, I'm a
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: big black girl. She's a big black girl, like black
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: the color, Like she's a big fan of black.
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: Oh like I'm a wow
- 1:44:58Speaker 11: Like that