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- 0:00Speaker 1: The hot I keep big show thanks to crape Worthy
- 0:04Speaker 1: street food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this is big, big.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Show, really big Jason Heitz, Mike Minogue and.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Get out your mad Bastard's great to have your company
- 0:20Speaker 3: on this fiery, fiery, very moody Auckland afternoon. It is
- 0:26Speaker 3: the third of December twenty twenty five, and you, my friends,
- 0:29Speaker 3: as always listening to the big show, brought to you
- 0:32Speaker 3: by Reburgar Beef, Chicken, vegan and vegetarian options.
- 0:37Speaker 4: Reburger redefining the norm.
- 0:50Speaker 3: I like the little now Mogi is stouting, You've just
- 0:54Speaker 3: been regaling us on the podcast outro there about your afternoon?
- 0:57Speaker 2: What are an absolute shambles?
- 0:58Speaker 5: Heaving an absolute shock, you mad dog, your six son
- 1:01Speaker 5: of a bay. I'm all over the show me and
- 1:03Speaker 5: my brain's falling apart. Anybody would think I've been hanging
- 1:05Speaker 5: off the old bong, the keys, sucking on the old
- 1:09Speaker 5: j you know what I mean, having a little bucky.
- 1:13Speaker 5: I made a couple of spots. How what I'm saying, Yeah,
- 1:17Speaker 5: just sucking on a tinny, just looking at Tenney. Yeah,
- 1:20Speaker 5: my memory's gone in the space of a week. I've
- 1:23Speaker 5: lost my watch. I've lost my car ki today, which
- 1:27Speaker 5: is an absolute ripper. And I've lost and found my
- 1:29Speaker 5: sunglasses which I bought last week, having lost them about
- 1:32Speaker 5: five months ago.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Yeah, so pooh, going pretty good? Yeah, man, down pretty good?
- 1:38Speaker 3: How you going, Keezy? And your blanky kind of cordoy.
- 1:44Speaker 6: Just a corduroy shacket. Shack it, it's a shit jacket. Yeah,
- 1:48Speaker 6: I'm going really good, better than Moggy. Yeah, I'm going
- 1:54Speaker 6: really good. Jason. The winter is really weird up here
- 1:56Speaker 6: in awkward. It's just bucketed down and then stopped and
- 1:58Speaker 6: then bucketed down in the skytower. I get struck by
- 2:00Speaker 6: lightning while I was walking past it. That was interesting.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Yeah, that's speaking. That's not a good sign for you.
- 2:05Speaker 6: Man, God, how are you, Jason?
- 2:08Speaker 2: You have good? Thanks.
- 2:09Speaker 3: I'm actually really onto it. I've had some mushies today,
- 2:12Speaker 3: so I'm actually just tickety boom. My mental acuity is
- 2:16Speaker 3: right there, fellas, right there.
- 2:18Speaker 2: I'm as sharp as attack.
- 2:21Speaker 6: Aren't you always sharp as attack?
- 2:22Speaker 7: Well?
- 2:22Speaker 2: No, actually not always. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on
- 2:26Speaker 2: the show?
- 2:30Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis?
- 2:33Speaker 2: Can I just say on this show we give and
- 2:35Speaker 2: we give, and we give, and.
- 2:37Speaker 5: That does not change today with another opportunity to get
- 2:40Speaker 5: into the alter ego drawer. That is a trip for
- 2:43Speaker 5: you and a mate to head over to the Los
- 2:44Speaker 5: Angeles and see some of the greatest musicians that ever
- 2:47Speaker 5: walked the face of the earth, including but not limited
- 2:49Speaker 5: to Green Day. I've also got a couple of double passes,
- 2:54Speaker 5: one for Auckland, one for christ Church for Biffy Clyro.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and not only that.
- 2:58Speaker 5: Fellas, this is interesting, Fellas, here I went and have
- 3:02Speaker 5: my eyes tested today. Yes, and I think there's a
- 3:05Speaker 5: lesson in it for you, Hordy Jezbot. All right, okay mate, yeah, sure,
- 3:09Speaker 5: all right mate.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Here's whole the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
- 3:15Speaker 1: Radio Hodarky Glenke.
- 3:16Speaker 3: He's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this gloomy
- 3:20Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The West Indies one twenty five for five
- 3:25Speaker 3: are still behind by one hundred and four runs.
- 3:28Speaker 2: But right now it's time for Big Pole. We haven't
- 3:38Speaker 2: had one of these for a while, have we, Fellas.
- 3:40Speaker 6: No, we haven't. But just to reminder, if you'd like
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- 3:49Speaker 6: text us on three four eight three.
- 3:51Speaker 3: This is an intriguing question for the big pole. Having
- 3:54Speaker 3: coffee with your ex?
- 3:58Speaker 2: Yes or no? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I'm fond of
- 4:03Speaker 2: the coffee.
- 4:04Speaker 6: Yeah, I prefer not to have one with my ex though, right,
- 4:07Speaker 6: okay that your.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Yeah, No, she's fine.
- 4:11Speaker 6: So my attitude towards an X is you've got to
- 4:15Speaker 6: go full blown delete off the face of the earth,
- 4:18Speaker 6: you know. I think you've got to go all right,
- 4:20Speaker 6: this is me personally. You have to go, right, they
- 4:22Speaker 6: don't exist anymore. I just need to move on with
- 4:24Speaker 6: my life.
- 4:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:25Speaker 6: If you're constantly meeting up for coffees and having chit chat, yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 6: I just it would just keep the spark going.
- 4:30Speaker 2: It's like your cocaine dealer, isn't it easy? Exactly like that?
- 4:34Speaker 5: Yeah, and then after I've got to clean my life up, man,
- 4:37Speaker 5: So I'm going to delete it all. I'm just going
- 4:39Speaker 5: to delete all the contact. So that's it, what you think,
- 4:42Speaker 5: all the cocaine? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And she was
- 4:44Speaker 5: a cocaine dealer, yeah right, jeseu.
- 4:46Speaker 2: That's twice as difficult.
- 4:47Speaker 3: You have the fact you're in there too, which I
- 4:49Speaker 3: think is really important as who did what? And I
- 4:52Speaker 3: mean is she your ex because she broke up with you?
- 4:55Speaker 3: Or did you break up with her? Because that's a
- 4:58Speaker 3: very different dynamic that you're dealing with. The Sometimes it's mutual,
- 5:02Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sometimes it's mutual. Yeah yeah, because there is
- 5:05Speaker 3: that scenario sometimes and you know I'm generalizing here, when
- 5:09Speaker 3: you know, you break up with someone and then you
- 5:11Speaker 3: sort of see them sex months down the line, you go, holy,
- 5:15Speaker 3: holy heck.
- 5:17Speaker 6: People are texting on three four eight three saying sorry,
- 5:19Speaker 6: I thought you said coffee and eggs. Coffee with eggs,
- 5:22Speaker 6: like coffee with your ex going up for a coffee with.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Your yeah partner.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Yes, because someone it always leaves a weird taste in
- 5:30Speaker 6: my mouth.
- 5:31Speaker 3: So that's a no for me, right, Okay, yes, but
- 5:34Speaker 3: you know what I mean though, So say she broke
- 5:38Speaker 3: up with you and you were devastated by it. Yeah,
- 5:41Speaker 3: she's moved on, and a year later you see her
- 5:44Speaker 3: and she is beautiful, and you're like single and living
- 5:50Speaker 3: in Huntley with your mum and you're like, geez.
- 5:55Speaker 2: What have I done there? Why didn't she break up?
- 5:57Speaker 2: With you.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's broken up with me. Yeah, but then
- 6:01Speaker 3: she messages you. It's just that she messages me. Do
- 6:05Speaker 3: you want some coffee? Yes, jeezy, Yeah, I love coffee.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:09Speaker 6: In that situation, Jase, she's clearly moved on. She's with
- 6:11Speaker 6: a new fella. Yes, big fella too makes good coin.
- 6:15Speaker 3: He's like a unit as he's like a six machines.
- 6:18Speaker 6: Six machine works and radio really respects what.
- 6:21Speaker 3: You can't imagine a six machine working in radio. But anyway, carry.
- 6:25Speaker 6: Yeah, in that situation, would you go up for a
- 6:28Speaker 6: coffee with it?
- 6:29Speaker 2: Yes, you would? You've got no partners? Yeah, yeah, hell yes?
- 6:34Speaker 2: But what if you have got a partner? Hell? Yes?
- 6:37Speaker 3: Right, okay, okay, well, I mean you know a game.
- 6:41Speaker 3: You're just having a coffee, aren't you?
- 6:43Speaker 6: Feels no, But there's intent there, See my I stand
- 6:46Speaker 6: by what I said, Cold Turkey. You've got to just
- 6:48Speaker 6: delete them from the face of the planet.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Jase.
- 6:50Speaker 6: You're obviously keen to. You're a mad bas cheat on
- 6:53Speaker 6: your current missess with your expert which I get, Magi,
- 6:56Speaker 6: where are you standing?
- 6:57Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a hard no as well, there, Kizy.
- 7:00Speaker 5: I don't see why you need your ex in your life.
- 7:03Speaker 5: Once you've broken up with them, I think they're just
- 7:06Speaker 5: they're gone. They don't exist anymore. You've got plenty of
- 7:08Speaker 5: other friends, you've got your new partner. You don't get
- 7:11Speaker 5: rid of the.
- 7:12Speaker 6: Men, I will say. I will say it depends how
- 7:16Speaker 6: old you were. So if it's like a high school partner, yes,
- 7:19Speaker 6: you know, high school, it's just silly. But if it's
- 7:22Speaker 6: like a you know, you moved in together for a yes,
- 7:24Speaker 6: I agree with that.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Well, there's just been a revelation to me already because
- 7:28Speaker 3: I always thought you and your wife were they were
- 7:30Speaker 3: You were like childhood sweethearts. And I didn't know you
- 7:33Speaker 3: had other ladies.
- 7:36Speaker 6: Well I didn't have I didn't have other ladies.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Was he a bit of a stallion at school? Was
- 7:42Speaker 3: the old Keezy behind the bikeshit there?
- 7:46Speaker 6: Well, we need to get our story straight here, because
- 7:47Speaker 6: Kezy was either a stallion at school or he was
- 7:50Speaker 6: bird Ship Chris who had asthma and exma behind his knees.
- 7:53Speaker 2: That, yeah, I lived in a bubble.
- 7:56Speaker 3: That's the one sucking on a vaporizer. It's to ventil
- 8:00Speaker 3: and ventil and pump or whatever. No, just a ventil
- 8:03Speaker 3: and three four eight three. What do you think having
- 8:05Speaker 3: coffee with an X? Is it okay?
- 8:07Speaker 6: Every texting the drawer for a fifty dollars reburg about you.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Here's a z DC.
- 8:14Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikees.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Indeed, another workt for the kiwis there? It was Zach Folks.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I think who got the work at A beautiful catch
- 8:27Speaker 3: from old what's his name?
- 8:29Speaker 2: You know?
- 8:31Speaker 3: Condor's names just escaped me. The opener, the left hander,
- 8:33Speaker 3: you know, the Wellington player. Somebody helping out, somebody help out, Conray.
- 8:41Speaker 3: That was a great catch. Now we're talking about having
- 8:44Speaker 3: coffee with your X, yes or no.
- 8:46Speaker 6: That's right now, just too and that's coffee with your
- 8:48Speaker 6: ex partner.
- 8:49Speaker 2: No coffee with eggs.
- 8:52Speaker 6: And also, just to clarify in this situation, no, you
- 8:55Speaker 6: have no children together. It's just a relationship.
- 8:58Speaker 5: Have you no reason to be in touch with them
- 8:59Speaker 5: or except either having coffee or not having coffee?
- 9:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:04Speaker 6: So look, there's a lot of there's a lot of
- 9:06Speaker 6: interesting texts coming through on three four eight three. It's
- 9:10Speaker 6: all good. Let me just not read that one I
- 9:16Speaker 6: was about to start reading one that was really bad.
- 9:18Speaker 6: Most definitely, I've hooked up with a few of my
- 9:20Speaker 6: exes good times.
- 9:21Speaker 5: Oh yeah. Now this is a thing. Look, if you've
- 9:26Speaker 5: got a partner, that makes it tricky when you see
- 9:28Speaker 5: your ex for coffee. But it may be that you're
- 9:32Speaker 5: not in a relationship when you X gets in touch
- 9:34Speaker 5: and you think yourself, well, I like coffee, yes, and
- 9:37Speaker 5: I might get a share together.
- 9:38Speaker 6: This and I like getting in touch yeah. Yeah, right,
- 9:41Speaker 6: well in that case yes.
- 9:43Speaker 3: And also you know, presumably you had a sexual chemistry
- 9:47Speaker 3: at some point, you know what I mean, And you're
- 9:49Speaker 3: haven't you your chai late or whatever? And you can
- 9:54Speaker 3: and you remember just flash back moment in the boudoir
- 9:59Speaker 3: and the sexual chemistry, the fiery love making you go.
- 10:03Speaker 5: Geez, before it petered out over a period of very
- 10:07Speaker 5: dry months and you eventually called it because it was
- 10:10Speaker 5: just done.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Man.
- 10:12Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's amazing how we eliminate those We don't
- 10:14Speaker 3: remember that part and you just focus on the really hot, steamy,
- 10:20Speaker 3: sexy times.
- 10:22Speaker 6: Nick Reckens, Yes, there's enough of me to go around.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Ah.
- 10:25Speaker 6: So he's about being generous with the time, with his time.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Yeah, And Morgi's actually made a really fair point too,
- 10:30Speaker 3: of course. I mean if you do have a partner,
- 10:32Speaker 3: that's another thing altogether. I mean, how would you feel
- 10:34Speaker 3: keasy about your wife, for example, going and meeting up
- 10:37Speaker 3: with one of her exes because you say you were
- 10:39Speaker 3: saying she used to date stellions.
- 10:42Speaker 6: Ah, you still still does.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Uh.
- 10:46Speaker 6: Well, To be honest, I'm pretty I'm in a very
- 10:48Speaker 6: secure relationship, Jace. I know she loves me and I
- 10:51Speaker 6: love her, so I'd be fine with that.
- 10:52Speaker 2: I mean, she loves you.
- 10:56Speaker 6: What do you mean what do you mean?
- 10:58Speaker 2: Well, I mean I know she loved but she doesn't
- 11:00Speaker 2: want to hurt you. Yeah, I mean sure, the last
- 11:02Speaker 2: thing she would want to do is hurt you.
- 11:05Speaker 3: You're you're her big goofy boy. But yeah, but you know,
- 11:10Speaker 3: I mean say she I mean up with one of
- 11:12Speaker 3: the xeres and he's like a professional rugby player or
- 11:16Speaker 3: touch player or something like that.
- 11:17Speaker 6: And he's professional touch player and he's right okay.
- 11:23Speaker 2: You know, and he's pay for a coffee, and he's.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Got like sparkling green eyes, and he's got he's got
- 11:28Speaker 3: a Mogi type body.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still.
- 11:32Speaker 6: Right, Okay, he's got Moggie's body.
- 11:36Speaker 5: Yeah, bang eyes yes, you know one e one eyes blind,
- 11:42Speaker 5: big honker on him kidneys a shot.
- 11:46Speaker 6: Actually, I'll be massively intimidated by that.
- 11:49Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Tune in on Radioliro there on the radio, Hoedarky Big Show.
- 11:59Speaker 2: This Winsday day.
- 12:00Speaker 3: Afternoon, and we've got tickets to give away for christ
- 12:02Speaker 3: Church and Auckland.
- 12:04Speaker 6: That's right Monday the thirteenth of April next year James
- 12:07Speaker 6: A Theater, christ Church, or Wednesday the fifteenth of April
- 12:10Speaker 6: at the town Hall in Auckland. They haven't actually been here.
- 12:13Speaker 6: They're from Scotland originally, that's the one. They haven't been
- 12:17Speaker 6: here in a one.
- 12:24Speaker 2: Let's take a look at your wound Scotland.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Come on man, what race lucky We've just armed the
- 12:32Speaker 3: racism and bloody siren.
- 12:34Speaker 6: There the races. If you are keen to go see
- 12:37Speaker 6: them live though, we do have double passes to give away.
- 12:39Speaker 6: She go to the phones. They're feelers.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to care and shall we go to
- 12:44Speaker 3: cat good a cat?
- 12:45Speaker 2: How's live?
- 12:47Speaker 8: Guys? How are you?
- 12:48Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thanks mane? How are you cat? Yeah, I'm
- 12:51Speaker 2: bloody great, Thank.
- 12:52Speaker 5: You Scottish accent. Cat, you're mad dog.
- 12:55Speaker 1: I'm lucky I heard you definition.
- 13:02Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you, jas What does an Irish exit sound like?
- 13:05Speaker 2: To be sure?
- 13:08Speaker 3: No, sorry, Kit, obviously you're a fan of Bethy Cliro
- 13:14Speaker 3: I am ye're nice And what do you do for
- 13:17Speaker 3: a craft Cat?
- 13:20Speaker 6: I'm a personal trainer up in the Bay of Islands.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great Can you tell me, Kennedy you've
- 13:26Speaker 3: seen Old Maggie's rig Holy.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Molly, yes, good, yeah he is. Cat? Have you seen keys,
- 13:36Speaker 2: isn't it? I could miss him? You can see them
- 13:39Speaker 2: from the whole way up to the far north.
- 13:40Speaker 6: Here, jasus honker.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Answer. I knew you were going to say that. I
- 13:52Speaker 2: knew it, all right, Cat.
- 13:54Speaker 3: I'm presuming since your Bay of Islands you go in Auckland. Yeah, yeah, great, yes,
- 13:59Speaker 3: sweet as mate.
- 14:00Speaker 6: All right, well that double passes all yours.
- 14:01Speaker 5: Cat, oh legends, thank you so much.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Just hold the.
- 14:05Speaker 6: Line and old Pugs on to look after you there,
- 14:07Speaker 6: and we've got the Chrish hitch one to give away
- 14:08Speaker 6: Jason here in your.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Mad bast hell's life, guys, are we yeah? Good bloody good?
- 14:15Speaker 6: Thanks Karen. What do you do for a Crustman Joy Company.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Does that mean you're a joiner man? Or does that
- 14:22Speaker 2: mean you're working in reception there? I work at a
- 14:25Speaker 2: disc not for tools.
- 14:29Speaker 3: We all reach that point actually caring in our careers tools.
- 14:32Speaker 3: You know, we do the hard yards, wax stuff around
- 14:35Speaker 3: and then they put us out to the back paddict there.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Yeah, good on your mate. I want to tell you
- 14:42Speaker 2: what those tickets are yours as well? All right, awesome,
- 14:45Speaker 2: thanks guys, you enjoy them. Now.
- 14:49Speaker 5: That was a bloody good tune. I didn't realize that
- 14:50Speaker 5: that was the song. I'm going to be giving them
- 14:53Speaker 5: a listen. When are they playing again?
- 14:54Speaker 3: Me?
- 14:54Speaker 6: That's April next year, man, thirteenth and fifteenth christ Chips
- 14:57Speaker 6: in Auckland and if you do want tickets live Nation
- 15:00Speaker 6: dot co dot in Z.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Good on you man, I'm getting into that. Yeah, I'm
- 15:03Speaker 2: going to go to that.
- 15:03Speaker 6: I think, yeah, this is another one of these.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Actually, oh me, oh so good? Give us?
- 15:10Speaker 6: Oh this doesn't give us? You're sorry?
- 15:11Speaker 2: Oh right? Oh god.
- 15:13Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio ho.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Heros Aerosmith Fear on the radio. I didn't I wasn't
- 15:22Speaker 3: turned up. That was the problem. Keasy had forgotten to
- 15:26Speaker 3: push the bar. It was my far it wasn't. I'll
- 15:28Speaker 3: take the blame for that one. I'll take the cat. Incidentally,
- 15:32Speaker 3: Westerndays one forty four for six trail by eighty seven Fellas,
- 15:36Speaker 3: Let's talk TV.
- 15:39Speaker 8: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue Fellows.
- 15:57Speaker 5: I watched something called potentially called The came Family Murders
- 16:01Speaker 5: or the climb in something. Yes, it was on the
- 16:04Speaker 5: old Netflix there and it's about this young fellow there
- 16:07Speaker 5: and his mum and they love to go fishing together
- 16:11Speaker 5: and one day the mother does not come back, and
- 16:15Speaker 5: suspicion is soon it's placed on the son, who's pretty
- 16:19Speaker 5: severely affected by autism. Then it's also sort of revealed
- 16:23Speaker 5: that the grandfather, who is a Greek tykoon with a
- 16:26Speaker 5: lot of money keysy, he's been killed in curious circumstances. Well,
- 16:34Speaker 5: we start to thinking to yourself, jeez, it's choke it out.
- 16:37Speaker 5: Surely this young fella here, this teenager, he couldn't have
- 16:40Speaker 5: done it. And it sort of takes you through the
- 16:42Speaker 5: twists and the turns, et cetera, et cetera. It's actually
- 16:45Speaker 5: pretty good, but it gets to they sort of go
- 16:47Speaker 5: through that thing where it's getting interest in there, and
- 16:50Speaker 5: then somebody goes, we grew up in a town in
- 16:53Speaker 5: nineteen thirty two. God, we're going to learn a whole
- 16:56Speaker 5: about the family. I don't care about that. I'm here
- 16:58Speaker 5: for the murders. Don't care here. You grew up. So anyway,
- 17:02Speaker 5: fast forward through that and they watch not bad three busies,
- 17:09Speaker 5: interesting stuff out of a potential five busies on this occasion. Yeah,
- 17:15Speaker 5: not bad fine, as far as those sorts of things go.
- 17:17Speaker 5: Won't blow your sock so off. Feels like you've seen it, Jase.
- 17:19Speaker 3: I watched it last night, that very same thing, and
- 17:25Speaker 3: I pretty much concur with your analysis of it really
- 17:28Speaker 3: in terms of that kind of investigative kind of who
- 17:31Speaker 3: murdered who? Was it unfair? Was he set up? Was
- 17:34Speaker 3: he after the fortune years? It's very stock standing in
- 17:37Speaker 3: that regard. I would give it three buzzies too.
- 17:41Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, three busies too.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Three three buzzies.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Actually no, I'll go two point nine buzzies.
- 17:48Speaker 6: Right, Okay, So I just think it's important just if
- 17:50Speaker 6: there's any first time listeners. And then just hear you
- 17:53Speaker 6: say I give it three busies.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Yes, there was no first time listeners, No, they're all
- 17:58Speaker 3: stock standing.
- 18:00Speaker 5: Bringing in new listeners. We're full, we're full. We've put
- 18:03Speaker 5: the we've put the full sign on the door.
- 18:05Speaker 2: You can't come in, no more, no more rooms at
- 18:08Speaker 2: the end. Easy. Right.
- 18:10Speaker 6: So if anyone right now is just tuned in for
- 18:12Speaker 6: the first time, do I tell do we say leave? Yeah,
- 18:14Speaker 6: you're going to have to get there the station.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
- 18:17Speaker 3: We could do a fold out bed scenario on Yeah, yea.
- 18:21Speaker 2: I'm looking at fold out beads at the moment.
- 18:23Speaker 3: My daughters are all coming home and it's like, oh,
- 18:25Speaker 3: we're going to put them all.
- 18:26Speaker 6: You know what I mean, fold out bed? Oh wow, dead,
- 18:29Speaker 6: thank you?
- 18:29Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:30Speaker 2: What' so? Glad I can here for a few days.
- 18:32Speaker 2: They're not buying a whole bed for that. That's true, man,
- 18:35Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, right man?
- 18:36Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't watch anything last night. I was at
- 18:39Speaker 6: a stage show. Yes, a review of that stage show
- 18:42Speaker 6: after five o'clock.
- 18:43Speaker 2: How good?
- 18:44Speaker 6: Isn't that exciting?
- 18:44Speaker 2: It is?
- 18:45Speaker 3: Ah Radio Heads the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
- 18:52Speaker 3: on Radio Hod Radio Head. There on the Radio Hodarchy
- 18:56Speaker 3: Big Show this Wednesday evening. There's heaps coming up after
- 19:00Speaker 3: five o'clock By the way, Mogi goes to the optometrist,
- 19:04Speaker 3: what happens? Kezy reviews the theater show that he and
- 19:08Speaker 3: his wife went to last night, and Old Hoidy j
- 19:11Speaker 3: embarrasses himself in front of a real estate agent.
- 19:15Speaker 6: Plus keep an air out and the next sort of
- 19:17Speaker 6: thirty or son minutes, we're going to be playing a
- 19:19Speaker 6: cute call. If you hear it, give us a call
- 19:21Speaker 6: on O eight hundred Hoduky and you and to make
- 19:22Speaker 6: could be flying to La oh yeah for the iHeartRadio
- 19:25Speaker 6: Alter Ego event Beautiful.
- 19:30Speaker 1: The Wodiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
- 19:34Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 19:36Speaker 3: You're welcome back a massa bank bones Hope you're getting
- 19:38Speaker 3: through your hump day tickety boo. This is the Big show,
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- 20:22Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff. Now I've got a massive bone to
- 20:29Speaker 2: pick right now. Do you want me to.
- 20:33Speaker 3: Hold onto this resentment, Kesy?
- 20:35Speaker 2: Or should I just get it out? Now?
- 20:38Speaker 3: I got a bowl a pit we want to voucher
- 20:41Speaker 3: for a takeaway just down the corner there, two hundred
- 20:45Speaker 3: and fifty bucks worth, it was maybe, and I've just
- 20:49Speaker 3: found out because I'm starving.
- 20:51Speaker 2: I was going to go and get some food from there,
- 20:52Speaker 2: and old Kezy, yeah.
- 20:54Speaker 3: He's spent the last of it. Not only that, he
- 20:58Speaker 3: spent the time before that as well. Out of the
- 21:01Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars voucher that we got given.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Do you know what I had? How much did you have?
- 21:06Speaker 3: I had some loaded fries out of a two hundred
- 21:10Speaker 3: and fifty dollars voucher.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been stitched up then, I am speweye now.
- 21:17Speaker 5: Kezy, to his credit, he's just said to you, oh,
- 21:19Speaker 5: it's all good man, I'll buy you a burger to
- 21:22Speaker 5: make up for it. But as you were saying, he
- 21:24Speaker 5: could have bought his own burger in the first place,
- 21:26Speaker 5: and we wouldn't be in this situation.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 21:29Speaker 3: But I'll take you up on that, Keezy. I see,
- 21:32Speaker 3: we've got a two songs coming up. There, plenty of
- 21:35Speaker 3: time for you to go and order Hoity Jason Food
- 21:38Speaker 3: a lord.
- 21:38Speaker 6: Of online man. And then I I wanna have to
- 21:42Speaker 6: leave the studio and now I can continue prepping for
- 21:45Speaker 6: a huge hour that's coming up on the show. I
- 21:46Speaker 6: can't just leave the studio, willy nilly.
- 21:48Speaker 2: It is a huge that's right.
- 21:50Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of huge, how about a bit of guns.
- 21:58Speaker 2: N roses?
- 22:00Speaker 6: I don't know about that.
- 22:01Speaker 1: It's tune by the way, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays
- 22:05Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hodiky.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Queen there on the radio Holdarkey Big Show this Wednesday
- 22:12Speaker 3: afternoon the West Indies one fifty seven for six trail
- 22:15Speaker 3: by seventy four fellas.
- 22:17Speaker 5: I win and got my eyes tested today. Yeah, I
- 22:20Speaker 5: think it's time for old I think it's time for
- 22:24Speaker 5: old Mogi to get some glasses, some reading glasses. Yeah,
- 22:28Speaker 5: because yeah, she's a blurry barstard, especially in the morning. Yes,
- 22:33Speaker 5: I asked the the optometrist lady down.
- 22:36Speaker 2: There, Dr Jenny.
- 22:37Speaker 5: That was her name, Lady doctor, Doctor Jennifer's hot.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Indie.
- 22:45Speaker 5: She said, yeah, that's all right. It takes a while
- 22:47Speaker 5: for your eyes to warm up in the morning.
- 22:50Speaker 6: Some mornings when we play golf, Jay says he can't
- 22:52Speaker 6: see the golf will probably it's all blurry.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Yeah, there you get true. That blinder is a bit.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Blinder is a bit.
- 22:59Speaker 5: So any I went down there to get tested, and
- 23:02Speaker 5: it's an interesting thing because I have had the experience
- 23:04Speaker 5: with an optometrist before, but it was pretty archaic machinery
- 23:08Speaker 5: then and now they work bloody good. So it turns
- 23:11Speaker 5: out that my good eye, as I like to call it,
- 23:15Speaker 5: my right eye, the one that can see, it's very healthy,
- 23:19Speaker 5: very healthy eye, not going to be prone to any diseases,
- 23:23Speaker 5: very good veins and blood vessels running through their geezy,
- 23:28Speaker 5: the lenses looking good, just a little bit not quite
- 23:32Speaker 5: where it could be for the old reading. So they're
- 23:34Speaker 5: going to sling some glasses on me. The other one's poked.
- 23:37Speaker 5: The other one's no good. You got shot in the eye,
- 23:40Speaker 5: got shot in the eye with a skyrocket. And she
- 23:42Speaker 5: said that one's no good, And I told her, I said,
- 23:45Speaker 5: I said, no surprises there really is there, She said,
- 23:49Speaker 5: any saving it? Can you get any glasses for that
- 23:50Speaker 5: little fact that? She said no, I said, I've got
- 23:53Speaker 5: a mate, What do you think about this? I said,
- 23:55Speaker 5: he's getting on. I said, he lies about his age.
- 24:00Speaker 2: One of those bastards too.
- 24:01Speaker 5: This guy is a shocking bastard. He's blind as a bat.
- 24:05Speaker 5: He's always holding up glasses like at arm's length so
- 24:08Speaker 5: he can read things. This guy's been as blind as
- 24:11Speaker 5: long as I've known him. He's never ever gone to
- 24:14Speaker 5: see an eye doctor. And she said that shocking. She said,
- 24:17Speaker 5: if he doesn't do that, his eyesight is going to
- 24:20Speaker 5: get drastically worse, drastically faster than if.
- 24:24Speaker 2: He went along and saw an eye specialist. I said.
- 24:26Speaker 5: The trouble with this guy is as a shocking bastard,
- 24:30Speaker 5: he doesn't like garner doctors, he doesn't like going and
- 24:32Speaker 5: get himself sort of out. What can I do to
- 24:34Speaker 5: help this guy? She said, Well, you better do it urgently,
- 24:37Speaker 5: because I tell you what I'll give him. To the
- 24:39Speaker 5: end of the year, he's going to be he's going
- 24:41Speaker 5: to be walking around like mister mcgo, walking out into traffic,
- 24:44Speaker 5: not knowing what's.
- 24:44Speaker 6: Going To the end of this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 24:47Speaker 3: I definitely get in touch with him, man, and just
- 24:50Speaker 3: come on, man, pull your pull your bootstraps up for
- 24:53Speaker 3: God's sake.
- 24:54Speaker 6: But does he wear like he must be some sort
- 24:56Speaker 6: of glasses, does he?
- 24:57Speaker 5: I think he's got like eighty pirs of two dollars
- 24:59Speaker 5: ones that he sort of gets.
- 25:00Speaker 2: You see that?
- 25:02Speaker 6: No, no, yeah, go and see a professional and get.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Totally get well, because you know, there's not one size
- 25:09Speaker 3: fits all. And this is the thing about optometris, yes,
- 25:12Speaker 3: is they specialize and they can very be very specific
- 25:15Speaker 3: about what you need, whether you're near or far or
- 25:18Speaker 3: whatever have you.
- 25:19Speaker 5: I tell you, I tell you what I liked about
- 25:21Speaker 5: the options that she gave me. Here, what she said.
- 25:23Speaker 5: What she said, you can have it there so that
- 25:26Speaker 5: you've just got down the bottom of the glasses, in
- 25:28Speaker 5: the bottom of the bifocals, so you'll be able to
- 25:31Speaker 5: read down the bottom. I said, no, I don't want
- 25:33Speaker 5: those ones, because you look like an old bastard, you
- 25:35Speaker 5: know what I mean. Where you've got the thicker lenses,
- 25:38Speaker 5: the thicker lenses down the bottom of each lens, and
- 25:41Speaker 5: then it's fine at the top, so when you look
- 25:43Speaker 5: down you're looking through the bottom when you look up.
- 25:45Speaker 5: She said, no, it's changed now. You don't see the lines,
- 25:49Speaker 5: and you don't see that. You don't see that there's
- 25:50Speaker 5: a difference of lenses there in a more magnified version
- 25:54Speaker 5: down the bottom. It's all blended in hoidy, it's all
- 25:56Speaker 5: blended in, so you actually look younger because you just
- 25:59Speaker 5: leave them on the whole time. It looked like such
- 26:01Speaker 5: an old fall with the pactic glasses at the end
- 26:05Speaker 5: of your own.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, because you've only got one good eye anyway,
- 26:10Speaker 6: you just get a monocle.
- 26:11Speaker 5: Oh, that's what I said to her. I said, is
- 26:13Speaker 5: half the price? She said, half the price? Absolutely, Well,
- 26:15Speaker 5: this is.
- 26:15Speaker 2: The other thing too.
- 26:16Speaker 3: I mean, this is obviously what your mate's doing. He
- 26:18Speaker 3: doesn't want to spend a fortune on bloody eye. I mean,
- 26:21Speaker 3: my wife's got bifocals to a wild We were just
- 26:24Speaker 3: actually because she's she's had monty eyes since she was at.
- 26:27Speaker 2: A bub right, you know what I mean for her?
- 26:31Speaker 3: No, And it all started actually true story where when
- 26:34Speaker 3: her dad dropped her on her head when we're in
- 26:37Speaker 3: the playground.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your excuse?
- 26:40Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, look, Actually, the last time I went
- 26:45Speaker 3: twenty twenty.
- 26:46Speaker 2: That was a year. Yeah, a vision.
- 26:50Speaker 3: It was twenty twenty was the year, and my vision
- 26:52Speaker 3: was twenty twenty. And she said, I have never seen
- 26:55Speaker 3: better blood vessels.
- 26:56Speaker 2: In an eye? What was she wearing? Worry is ship?
- 27:01Speaker 2: It's a jersey. It might have been a jersey.
- 27:05Speaker 3: Actually, I don't worry about it.
- 27:08Speaker 1: The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
- 27:12Speaker 3: Hodarky Hot Chili Pepper is here on the radio.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Hold Aki Big Show. Crooked is off for rain at
- 27:21Speaker 2: the moment, just say, you know.
- 27:23Speaker 6: Thanks Classic Fellers. I went to a live theater show
- 27:29Speaker 6: last night.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Yeah. It was that dinner in theater, wasn't it.
- 27:32Speaker 6: Oh yeah, dinner and theater, very very quick dinner. We
- 27:36Speaker 6: were kind of pretty fine there. Yes, but I had
- 27:38Speaker 6: a laxa.
- 27:40Speaker 2: Oh no, I asked.
- 27:41Speaker 6: For hot spice.
- 27:42Speaker 2: It was more like a medium. Was it a shocking No,
- 27:45Speaker 2: I wasn't.
- 27:45Speaker 6: It was probably the worst, to be honest, it was
- 27:47Speaker 6: the worst laxa of ever head.
- 27:48Speaker 5: Because we told you, really, we told you so that
- 27:51Speaker 5: when you got to the theater you had to sit
- 27:52Speaker 5: by the door. Yeah, it was it was like the
- 27:55Speaker 5: way through you you know what I mean.
- 27:56Speaker 2: No, it doesn't mean I'm good an iron guts.
- 27:58Speaker 3: Because wow, that's not that's not entirely true. I mean,
- 28:01Speaker 3: you do tend to have about some explosive diarrhea.
- 28:05Speaker 2: There's a sting there for it.
- 28:06Speaker 6: Man, Okay, okay, Mowgi's asked for the sting to be made.
- 28:13Speaker 6: It's Jesus, do you want what do you want? What
- 28:21Speaker 6: do you want me to do here? Do you want
- 28:22Speaker 6: me to tell the story of how how the night
- 28:26Speaker 6: actually went or or do you want to know?
- 28:29Speaker 5: I was a bit worried about you because your head,
- 28:30Speaker 5: your lacks that and I knew you went along to
- 28:32Speaker 5: the show, but we were a bit worried about what
- 28:34Speaker 5: might happen in there. We talked about it and yesterday's show,
- 28:36Speaker 5: and I don't want to go over it again because
- 28:38Speaker 5: it was a disgrace.
- 28:41Speaker 6: I really want to read out Mike's message to the
- 28:44Speaker 6: group chat today. Sure, Keyesy's worst nightmare comes true when
- 28:48Speaker 6: he craps himself at the play and the building is
- 28:50Speaker 6: evacuated and he is arrested, and as the police lead
- 28:53Speaker 6: him away, the crowd starts cheering keys Ey, keys Keys
- 28:57Speaker 6: And then he said, Pugs, can you please make a
- 28:59Speaker 6: sting called Keysy's worst night.
- 29:04Speaker 5: So that was just an idea I had in the
- 29:06Speaker 5: chat because I didn't know if that had happened or not,
- 29:08Speaker 5: and if it had, I didn't want us to miss
- 29:11Speaker 5: the opportunity to talk about it on ere So is
- 29:13Speaker 5: that what happened?
- 29:14Speaker 6: No, No, it didn't happen, fortunately, because that would have
- 29:17Speaker 6: been my worst nightmare.
- 29:19Speaker 2: And everyone else is around you heart out Jesus.
- 29:28Speaker 6: So do you want me to actually talk about the
- 29:30Speaker 6: stage lovedown?
- 29:31Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 29:31Speaker 6: Sure, okay, So last night went to the Civic Theater
- 29:35Speaker 6: in downtown Auckland watched a show. It was a Christmas Carol. Yes, now,
- 29:40Speaker 6: I said, yes, this because my wife loves Christmas. Yes,
- 29:44Speaker 6: MOGGI you were going with potentially thinking about taking your
- 29:47Speaker 6: daughter along to this?
- 29:48Speaker 2: Yes?
- 29:48Speaker 6: And how old is she now?
- 29:49Speaker 5: She is sex and I was advised not to that.
- 29:52Speaker 5: They said cut off at about ten.
- 29:55Speaker 6: There were so many kids under the age of ten
- 29:57Speaker 6: there and they were all terrified.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:00Speaker 6: Right, It is like it is the special effects of
- 30:03Speaker 6: this live stage show next level, right, I like, really
- 30:07Speaker 6: really good the stage management, the way things move around
- 30:10Speaker 6: and stuff. But the ghost stuff, because it's all about
- 30:12Speaker 6: the ghost of Christmas past and Christmas present. And all
- 30:15Speaker 6: the special effects, and there's a really spooky but my
- 30:18Speaker 6: wife was gripping tightly on my forefront of a stage.
- 30:24Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was.
- 30:24Speaker 6: And there were kids sitting in front of us who
- 30:26Speaker 6: were sitting in the seats, and then by the you know,
- 30:28Speaker 6: for the really scary bit, they were sitting on their
- 30:30Speaker 6: mum facing the other way.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Just yeah, that's what I don't want.
- 30:34Speaker 6: Yeah, terrifying. But I must say, at the very start
- 30:38Speaker 6: they were all standing around a sort of like a
- 30:40Speaker 6: trash can fire, and they started singing.
- 30:42Speaker 2: And I looked at my wife and I went, oh, gosh,
- 30:44Speaker 2: here we go. Is there anything off of the song?
- 30:48Speaker 6: I don't like musicals.
- 30:49Speaker 2: I don't like songs full stop.
- 30:53Speaker 6: Chili yeah, or like Green Day. They started singing. My
- 30:57Speaker 6: wife looked at me. We both laughed, and I was like,
- 30:59Speaker 6: oh god, here we go. It was brilliant. It was
- 31:03Speaker 6: ninety minutes straight with no middle, no expision. It was
- 31:08Speaker 6: brilliantly act The older boy who played Ebenezer Scrooge and
- 31:12Speaker 6: another bloke who played the ghosts of Christmas past and
- 31:14Speaker 6: president and stuff. There acting was magnificent. I was actually
- 31:17Speaker 6: captivated for ninety straight minutes. He and I traditionally do
- 31:22Speaker 6: not like theater shows or musicals or anything like that.
- 31:25Speaker 5: How many bullies they say that it's going to be
- 31:28Speaker 5: five massive?
- 31:29Speaker 6: Oh in terms of a rating, yeah, I give it.
- 31:32Speaker 6: For a theater show that I've seen, I give it
- 31:35Speaker 6: four point two busies out of five good. Every other
- 31:38Speaker 6: theater show I've ever seen is like two busies. It
- 31:41Speaker 6: was really, really, really good.
- 31:44Speaker 2: You didn't cheat yourself.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Oh, I did the Hierarchy Big Show week days from
- 31:49Speaker 1: four on Radio Hidarchy my heart Radio Alter Ego. Let's
- 32:01Speaker 1: get another great New Zealand in the drawer.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Yes, and that's going on in La I believe keez.
- 32:07Speaker 6: That's right, Los Angeles, January seventeenth, twenty twenty six at
- 32:10Speaker 6: the key Of Forum, featuring some of the biggest names
- 32:13Speaker 6: in olt rock. We're talking Green Day, Sublime, Cage, The Elephant,
- 32:16Speaker 6: plenty more as well. If you win this prize, all right,
- 32:19Speaker 6: you listen out for the kid to call. Get yourself
- 32:20Speaker 6: in the drawer by calling over one hundred Hodarky. But
- 32:22Speaker 6: if you get the prize, it's tickets for you and
- 32:24Speaker 6: a mate to go to the gig. You get a hotel,
- 32:26Speaker 6: you get a grand cash and spending money and you
- 32:29Speaker 6: get flown there direct to La courtesy of venues.
- 32:33Speaker 2: And that's on a plane.
- 32:34Speaker 6: That's on an airplane. That's the one that two wings. Yeap,
- 32:38Speaker 6: I'm not sure how many engines.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Good stuff, mate, Now let's go to the phone lines
- 32:43Speaker 3: pool from Napier.
- 32:44Speaker 2: How are you a man bastard?
- 32:47Speaker 6: Good?
- 32:47Speaker 2: Thanks?
- 32:48Speaker 7: Are you?
- 32:49Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thanks?
- 32:49Speaker 7: Paul.
- 32:49Speaker 2: How's Napier today, mate?
- 32:51Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:52Speaker 2: She just started raining.
- 32:53Speaker 5: But the thunder is.
- 32:55Speaker 2: All over the country over there, though, isn't it here?
- 33:00Speaker 2: I think there was a crooked match on here today.
- 33:03Speaker 6: You would have been dead, yeah, is it? Is it?
- 33:06Speaker 6: Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, all of it.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me, Paul, what do you do for a crust?
- 33:13Speaker 2: I'm a bean counter?
- 33:18Speaker 3: You need your bean counters? Made a little turned to havoc. Otherwise,
- 33:22Speaker 3: who would you take with you if you were.
- 33:23Speaker 2: To win this?
- 33:25Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 33:27Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff, Paul.
- 33:29Speaker 6: All right mate, you hold the line there at old
- 33:30Speaker 6: pugs Chuck in the drawer right.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Mate, it's got a jack from Auckland. Get a jack
- 33:37Speaker 3: your mayor. Barset Hou's life.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Bed fellows still recovering from the weekend Wednesday. He must
- 33:45Speaker 2: have been a big weekend Jack, give us a rough over,
- 33:48Speaker 2: you men.
- 33:51Speaker 3: Concert with Western Springs and yeah, I.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Had some mates that went along to that. They flipped
- 33:59Speaker 5: me a text three o'clock in the morning to ask
- 34:01Speaker 5: me if I was coming out.
- 34:02Speaker 6: Yeah, no, sir, yeah, yeah, they said, have just come
- 34:05Speaker 6: to the skuy Jack, he's off his head.
- 34:07Speaker 3: But I think you do need to come out at
- 34:09Speaker 3: some stage. Mog thanks, and you'll have all of our support.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Man.
- 34:14Speaker 6: Hey, Jack, you caen to go to l A man
- 34:18Speaker 6: more than anything?
- 34:19Speaker 2: Yeah, boy?
- 34:19Speaker 6: And who would you take.
- 34:20Speaker 2: What you hang on? I'm worried about Jack now.
- 34:22Speaker 3: I mean if he's if it's Wednesday, Yeah, he went
- 34:25Speaker 3: to a gig on Satdy and he's still really feeling it.
- 34:29Speaker 2: I mean, how's he going to handle l A and
- 34:31Speaker 2: a big gig like that.
- 34:33Speaker 5: More of the same, man, more of the same. Just yeah,
- 34:38Speaker 5: I've got no doubt.
- 34:39Speaker 6: We're going to need you to really put the effident
- 34:41Speaker 6: in Jack. And if you winte, who will you take
- 34:43Speaker 6: with you?
- 34:44Speaker 2: Probablyss yeah about it?
- 34:47Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably loving you being this way for the
- 34:50Speaker 3: last three days.
- 34:51Speaker 2: I'm picturing Jack. Ye're sleeping on the couch.
- 34:56Speaker 6: Right, you hold the line.
- 34:57Speaker 2: Man.
- 34:57Speaker 6: Pug is going to sort you out and chuck in
- 34:59Speaker 6: the drawer right.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Good on your mate. He's still struggling, wouldn't he, mads.
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- 35:13Speaker 6: you can experience it all.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Thanks man, good to know, absolutely thanks guys. His garbage.
- 35:21Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.
- 35:25Speaker 3: You clashed there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 35:28Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. It looks like they're taking the covers off
- 35:31Speaker 3: at Hagley Obil, so maybe a bit more play at
- 35:34Speaker 3: the end of the day. Fellers, Man, I'm speaking of
- 35:37Speaker 3: exciting stuff. You'll know.
- 35:38Speaker 2: I'm looking for a flat at the moment.
- 35:40Speaker 3: It's been twenty odd years since I've done that, and
- 35:43Speaker 3: it's been quite the experience. I can tell because I
- 35:45Speaker 3: know you guys are big on your property. You're always
- 35:48Speaker 3: on your computers looking at you know.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Or or as everyone else calls them, computers.
- 35:55Speaker 6: Looking at popperty.
- 35:57Speaker 3: And you guys are forever showing me, you know, pecks
- 36:00Speaker 3: that you'd like to buy.
- 36:01Speaker 2: And it's a bit tedious actually, but now I get it.
- 36:04Speaker 2: I get it.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Because I'm looking at property now myself that I want
- 36:07Speaker 3: to move into. One of the things I've noticed is
- 36:11Speaker 3: they're very good, aren't they at portraying a home via
- 36:16Speaker 3: photos and making it look amazeball.
- 36:19Speaker 5: It's pretty amazing, And it's weird that they do that
- 36:21Speaker 5: because then you get there in its well, this doesn't
- 36:24Speaker 5: look like that exactly, So I'm leaving now.
- 36:27Speaker 2: It's pretty much exactly that.
- 36:29Speaker 3: About four or five that we've looked at, it's like,
- 36:32Speaker 3: this looks absolutely nothing like the photos.
- 36:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:35Speaker 6: The other thing too, is I know, Jase, you're looking
- 36:37Speaker 6: at apartments. Yes, if it's a house, and you know,
- 36:41Speaker 6: you put the filter to say I want a house,
- 36:43Speaker 6: not an apartment or anything like that. And the first photo,
- 36:46Speaker 6: the main photo, is of the interior. Yeah, I instantly
- 36:49Speaker 6: go house is obviously super ugly or a leaky home,
- 36:53Speaker 6: or you.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Get that scenario where it's exterior shots everywhere of.
- 36:56Speaker 2: What's outside the house.
- 36:57Speaker 3: But anyway, I went to one today with my wife
- 37:02Speaker 3: and made a fool of myself with the real estate agent. No,
- 37:07Speaker 3: I didn't try and bribe them. I cracked a joke,
- 37:11Speaker 3: like a big show joke.
- 37:12Speaker 2: It's not the worst thing you could have correcked.
- 37:14Speaker 3: Yeah, well I had what I had a semi stuffy
- 37:16Speaker 3: but I mean I think I don't think anyone noticed that.
- 37:21Speaker 3: And anyway, so we're looking around this place, and to
- 37:23Speaker 3: be honest, I wasn't interested. I wasn't interested at all.
- 37:27Speaker 3: But you know how you feel like you you looked,
- 37:31Speaker 3: you feel like you feel like you should sort of
- 37:34Speaker 3: shower a bit of interest, you know, so they don't
- 37:36Speaker 3: feel like they're wasting their time.
- 37:38Speaker 6: Oh that's a nice tap.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:41Speaker 3: And anyway, I said to him, oh, what's the situation
- 37:44Speaker 3: with pitts? And he said, ah, what kind of pets
- 37:49Speaker 3: are you talking? And I said, a pig.
- 37:54Speaker 2: That's funny.
- 37:54Speaker 3: Is before I even before I even thought about it,
- 38:00Speaker 3: Before I even thought about it, I went a peg.
- 38:03Speaker 3: And he looked at me and he was like, oh.
- 38:07Speaker 2: What idiot?
- 38:08Speaker 3: No obviously, and I say, oh no, no, no, I'm not.
- 38:14Speaker 2: I don't have a pet peg. It was there was
- 38:17Speaker 2: just me. It was just me making a joke. Man.
- 38:20Speaker 3: He's all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, no pets.
- 38:22Speaker 9: No, no pets. So that didn't go well, Fellows, that
- 38:33Speaker 9: could have just been an out for him. You know,
- 38:35Speaker 9: you said that, well for you, he is.
- 38:37Speaker 2: No pet Oh, well, yeah I should. I got to
- 38:40Speaker 2: bring my pig. Yeah, so I took my little stiffy
- 38:43Speaker 2: out of there.
- 38:45Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Faith No more There on the Radio Hodarki Big Show
- 38:51Speaker 3: This Wednesday Night. Another looking for the kiwis strangled down
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- 39:00Speaker 6: Hey Feelings. We've teamed up with Lazy Boy to celebrate
- 39:02Speaker 6: the launch of the new Neo X Power recliner in
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- 39:22Speaker 2: Sounds good. Keysy. Speaking of Butch.
- 39:26Speaker 3: After after six o'clock, Kezy saw our old man fall down.
- 39:33Speaker 2: In town to see old man, old man, old man,
- 39:37Speaker 2: Yeah man.
- 39:38Speaker 6: And he dropped his computer.
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- 40:02Speaker 3: My wife sent me a text just before I say
- 40:06Speaker 3: how starving I was, and she said, oh, you're probably
- 40:09Speaker 3: not going to be stoked about dinner.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Then what is it?
- 40:13Speaker 3: And it was chicken and silver beaten noodle soup. And
- 40:18Speaker 3: I was like, that actually sounds okay because I can
- 40:25Speaker 3: chuck some chili in there the sauce.
- 40:29Speaker 6: To be honest, putting noodles in soup is one of
- 40:32Speaker 6: the best things I ever discovered, Like five, six, seven
- 40:35Speaker 6: years ago, we're finding out about stuff like Luxes and
- 40:38Speaker 6: Ramens and all these Asian soups with noodles in. I
- 40:41Speaker 6: can't believe I've never eaten it earlier.
- 40:43Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I wasn't starving as well, Jose. We're both
- 40:46Speaker 5: in a sort of a hole here, aren't we.
- 40:47Speaker 3: We're a massive and we can down chips because they're
- 40:50Speaker 3: doing the commentary in the chips room.
- 40:54Speaker 5: My wife texts me and said, I was hoping that
- 40:58Speaker 5: we'd be able to have Ravoli for dinner. M h
- 41:00Speaker 5: fresh REvil. Yeah, but our daughter's eating all of it.
- 41:04Speaker 5: So she said, I hope you're not hungry, right, but
- 41:07Speaker 5: I am hungry, Keezy, what are you going to do?
- 41:10Speaker 5: You have to get some other food.
- 41:11Speaker 2: We've got this pink wafer biscuit here.
- 41:14Speaker 3: From the just shove it in your gob could get
- 41:17Speaker 3: some reburger on the way home. Ah.
- 41:20Speaker 6: Up next, fellers, I saw an old man fall over
- 41:23Speaker 6: in town.
- 41:27Speaker 2: That's it.
- 41:27Speaker 6: That's literally I.
- 41:28Speaker 2: Can't wait to hear about it because there is a conundrum.
- 41:30Speaker 6: There's a huge conundrum.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if that's all it was, you've done
- 41:33Speaker 2: it now right.
- 41:34Speaker 6: There's a little bit more to it, a little bit though.
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- 41:48Speaker 2: Fellas.
- 41:49Speaker 3: As we head into summer, I don't know about you, guys,
- 41:52Speaker 3: but one of the favorite things that I like to
- 41:54Speaker 3: do is go out on the old boat there really
- 41:56Speaker 3: take the outboard out and do a bit of fishing
- 41:58Speaker 3: and the Monaco heads get a bit of snapper action going.
- 42:02Speaker 2: How do you are you guys? Into boats? I went
- 42:06Speaker 2: on a great boat over in what do you call that? Place.
- 42:09Speaker 2: It was a big ship and it was a wooden bars.
- 42:11Speaker 7: I like that.
- 42:12Speaker 5: Yeah, I like being able to walk around. I liked
- 42:14Speaker 5: that it was wood and not plastic. I had a
- 42:16Speaker 5: great view. I normally would say I don't like boats,
- 42:20Speaker 5: but after that I love boats now. And if I
- 42:22Speaker 5: ever go back to the Islands again, I think I'll
- 42:23Speaker 5: stay on a boat.
- 42:24Speaker 2: I've done that.
- 42:25Speaker 6: I stayed on a boat for four nights, right. I
- 42:27Speaker 6: loved it as well. And one of the best things
- 42:30Speaker 6: I've ever done while on holiday Jase was a sunset
- 42:32Speaker 6: cruise on the Mekong River Delta. That wasn't a boat.
- 42:38Speaker 2: That was simply mass three hours.
- 42:39Speaker 6: Unlimited booze, just like on the Mekong watching people fish.
- 42:43Speaker 2: I think my daughters did that very same day.
- 42:47Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, because she was in a red aqua at
- 42:48Speaker 6: Toyota Aqua. I saw her there.
- 42:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:51Speaker 6: But the reason we're talking about boats is because we're
- 42:54Speaker 6: giving away your boat again.
- 42:56Speaker 1: Yes.
- 42:56Speaker 6: Now, we did this a few years back. They've decided
- 42:58Speaker 6: to come back again and give another one. Thanks to
- 43:01Speaker 6: the legends at finn Chaser Boats. It's worth seventy five
- 43:04Speaker 6: thousand dollars. It's a finn Chaser five three five center console,
- 43:08Speaker 6: a Mercury sixty elpt four stroke ct Oh my god, you.
- 43:14Speaker 2: Okay?
- 43:15Speaker 6: And a voyage a trailer so it comes on the
- 43:17Speaker 6: trailers where you've got the point.
- 43:18Speaker 2: You got the brand new boat.
- 43:19Speaker 6: We took it out this morning for a bit of
- 43:20Speaker 6: a hoon around. Captain Jerry was at the helm. There
- 43:23Speaker 6: a whole lot of other goodies thrown in as well,
- 43:25Speaker 6: including four life jackets. It'll be vinyl wrapped as well.
- 43:29Speaker 6: A whole heap of awesome stuff.
- 43:31Speaker 2: And it's seventy five k that's right.
- 43:34Speaker 6: If you are keen to win the sucker, text the
- 43:37Speaker 6: word boat to three four eight three. You'll get a
- 43:39Speaker 6: link to the entry form. We're looking for a name.
- 43:42Speaker 6: You have to name the boat to get yourself in
- 43:44Speaker 6: the drawer. Whatever you put through is the name. If
- 43:46Speaker 6: you win it, that will beat you. What is written
- 43:47Speaker 6: on the side of that boat beautiful previous years, the punisher,
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- 44:00Speaker 6: three four eighty three. Name that sucker. It could be
- 44:02Speaker 6: all yours. That's thanks to finnchaser boats designed by fishermen
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- 44:07Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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- 44:13Speaker 3: There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Let's give out some advice.
- 44:26Speaker 6: Gmail dot com get in touch with the feels. It's
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- 44:34Speaker 6: If we read out your question on the show, you're
- 44:36Speaker 6: get a fifty dollars Reburger voucher. And this we've already
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- 44:41Speaker 3: Right, not necessarily the same one, but you've seen it
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- 44:47Speaker 2: We're on to you continue you've seen in a new
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- 44:49Speaker 6: We love and we're always happy to give you advice.
- 44:53Speaker 6: This one comes from anonymous good a Feelers. I have
- 44:57Speaker 6: a ginger cat that is my best friend, loser a tabby.
- 45:04Speaker 6: He's gone completely blind over the space of a few months.
- 45:08Speaker 2: Oh what do you Jay?
- 45:10Speaker 6: We get by using a pseudo echo location. Although he
- 45:14Speaker 6: is an old boy now and I fear as he's
- 45:16Speaker 6: losing his hearing as well, which will friend to him
- 45:18Speaker 6: about as useless as a bra at one of Pugs's
- 45:21Speaker 6: busy parties. I know Jace, and in particular his wife
- 45:26Speaker 6: loves Jizz, your cat, Jace, so maybe he could ask
- 45:31Speaker 6: her about when to call it quits on my cats
- 45:34Speaker 6: increasingly deabilitating, state, debilitating, debilitating, debilitating.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Interesting actually, because my neighbor has a blind dog and
- 45:46Speaker 3: we were chatting to him the other day and we
- 45:48Speaker 3: said to him, because he's got a couple of little
- 45:49Speaker 3: fellows there dogs. Yes, we said to her, you should
- 45:53Speaker 3: speak to our daughter if you want our daughter to
- 45:55Speaker 3: take your dogs for a walk. And he said, oh,
- 45:57Speaker 3: one of them is blind, so he tends to fall
- 46:00Speaker 3: over it. Yeah, walk on, fall off, you know, fall
- 46:03Speaker 3: off things and stats. That's a bit of a mission.
- 46:06Speaker 2: And it was like, you know, it's that diminishing, you know,
- 46:11Speaker 2: it's like when you see a dog with on a trolley. Yes,
- 46:15Speaker 2: and I just go, come on, lucky past, come on now.
- 46:19Speaker 6: I saw a dog on a trolley the other day
- 46:20Speaker 6: and it was running along, looked very young, and I
- 46:22Speaker 6: was like, because of that trolley, he's got another good
- 46:25Speaker 6: you know, seven or eight years.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Come on, man.
- 46:29Speaker 3: I watched a video the other day of one with
- 46:30Speaker 3: a peg, and I was like, just a peg on
- 46:33Speaker 3: a troll.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:34Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, man, I'm lock pig on a spit. Yeah,
- 46:38Speaker 3: there comes a time it's diminishing returns. I mean, and
- 46:42Speaker 3: are you keeping the animal for your own pleasure or
- 46:45Speaker 3: for their pleasure? You?
- 46:47Speaker 6: Are you both hating it?
- 46:50Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:50Speaker 3: A cat in this case, it's sounding like it's going
- 46:56Speaker 3: deaf as blind as deaf and its ginger.
- 46:59Speaker 2: I mean, it's not kind of lone. Yeah, I mean exactly.
- 47:03Speaker 6: I mean I don't think I do feel like that's
- 47:04Speaker 6: cat racist checking in the skip the cat.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a shock and bastard. Where you go.
- 47:15Speaker 6: It's a shocking bastard. Throw it at the skip. If
- 47:18Speaker 6: anyone else ever needs advice, meet Patty Nips sixty.
- 47:22Speaker 2: A gmail dot com.
- 47:23Speaker 6: You get a fifty dollars rebig about your and one
- 47:25Speaker 6: hundred percent anonymous.
- 47:27Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 47:31Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 47:40Speaker 3: There you go, your mare bastards. That's the big show
- 47:43Speaker 3: down Industried. This Wednesday night. We had a big poll today, Kezy.
- 47:47Speaker 3: We did having coffee with your ex Yes or no?
- 47:52Speaker 2: That's right.
- 47:52Speaker 6: You can vote on that up at the Hidarky Big
- 47:54Speaker 6: Show Instagram story predictions.
- 47:58Speaker 2: Oh, I'd say no, seventy five.
- 48:03Speaker 6: Seventy percent say no. The result is eighty five percent
- 48:06Speaker 6: of people said no. Okay, don't go have coffee with
- 48:09Speaker 6: your ex.
- 48:10Speaker 3: Yeah, it's generally looked upon unfavorably.
- 48:13Speaker 2: I think I think it.
- 48:14Speaker 6: It's just a better to steer clear. Yeah, there's a
- 48:17Speaker 6: there's seven eight billion people to go have coffee with.
- 48:19Speaker 6: Why go have coffee with your ex? Yeah, go have
- 48:22Speaker 6: a coffee with Mogi. Yeah, I'll keep a coffee with you.
- 48:24Speaker 6: Really man, Yeah, man, I love coffee. Hey, I feel
- 48:29Speaker 6: like he's not actually going to though. What's that chase?
- 48:32Speaker 2: What's the podcast outro clip? Today?
- 48:34Speaker 6: The podcast out show was about Mogi and is absolute
- 48:37Speaker 6: Mazera shocking life.
- 48:40Speaker 2: He's running.
- 48:40Speaker 6: Yeah, so here's a week clip.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Be prison in the moment, Mogi. Just work on your laptop,
- 48:47Speaker 2: do some work. Thank you guys. I'll do that.
- 48:49Speaker 3: Just just focus on what look at that one thing
- 48:53Speaker 3: at a time.
- 48:54Speaker 2: Focus on look at that.
- 48:59Speaker 6: That was one hundred percent.
- 49:00Speaker 2: It was an ald timer, it was it was raining,
- 49:03Speaker 2: it was blown away the rain.
- 49:07Speaker 6: But like right in the middle of telling just to
- 49:10Speaker 6: focus on one thing.
- 49:11Speaker 3: Yeah, Now, listen, I had your food situation improves moogie. Yeah, mate,
- 49:17Speaker 3: because I know what you're like when you're hungers a
- 49:19Speaker 3: shocking bars start forgetting things. Yeah, keezy, what are you
- 49:22Speaker 3: having for tea?
- 49:24Speaker 6: Well, my wife just text me saying she's got a
- 49:25Speaker 6: lot of work on. She's working late tonight.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Honestly, man, far out, we're gonna have to talk about this.
- 49:33Speaker 6: I don't know if she knows about this reputation she's
- 49:35Speaker 6: got on the show of like always having stuff on
- 49:37Speaker 6: in the evenings. Yeah, but I know she's been very
- 49:39Speaker 6: busy at work, and she said, I'll only be an
- 49:41Speaker 6: hour or two late.
- 49:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't answer my question.
- 49:44Speaker 6: So to be honest, she's at work right now. I'm
- 49:46Speaker 6: gonna get home and make a chicken thigh cuss, cuss,
- 49:49Speaker 6: roast veggie tray bake. Really yeah, whether like I'm a
- 49:53Speaker 6: rocking sort of paste stuff raisins and yeah, I don't
- 49:57Speaker 6: know about the raisins, but I put spinach through it
- 49:59Speaker 6: and that's what we with a bit of yogurt.
- 50:01Speaker 3: Okay, I'm pretty happy with that. Okay, that's fine.
- 50:04Speaker 6: Enjoy your soup.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Yeah, my chicken and silver beaten noodle soups.
- 50:09Speaker 6: Yummy, Jason.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you a full debrief tomorrow.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Hey, now, go and you get the Instagram, go and
- 50:17Speaker 3: check got the podcast told tomorrow, See Lader Bye,