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Nobody wants a mobile toilet in their bedroom · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I know that there is someone listening right now that's gonna go, I gotta have one of these.
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  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: But this is by far the tell me I'm lazy as hell without saying I'm lazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: A Chinese company has introduced a smart toilet.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, we've heard variations of smart toilets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, my friend Mikey and Kathy, they have the throne.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they don't have this.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the throne that they should be looking into.
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  SPEAKER_02: For a mere$13,000.
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  SPEAKER_02: This toilet will come to you in the middle of the night.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a robot toilet.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is for old people.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's for everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: We do not need the toilet.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Someone's listening that goes, This is great.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: The bedroom is for bedroom activities.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not for me to pee in.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now listen to the pitch video.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're in the home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just put me out.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: This guy just throw me on the train tracks across the street.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whoa, like all the idiots from Elmira Heights that were letting their kids play in the train tracks when Big Boy was coming.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what I call that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Fin and the herd.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, this is the pitch video for this.
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  SPEAKER_02: And no, they're not just aiming it to the older folk.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the Shaoban Intelligent Toilet Robot, designed primarily as a mobile, autonomous toilet for elderly people or those with mobility challenges.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Instead of the person going to the toilet, the toilet comes to the person.
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  SPEAKER_00: As soon as you are finished, the robot initiates a built-in bidet system for automated washing, followed by a warm air drying cycle.
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  SPEAKER_00: From there, a heavy-duty odor control mechanism instantly engages, sealing the internal chamber airtight to trap and neutralize any smells.
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  SPEAKER_00: See?
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  SPEAKER_00: The robot drives itself back to the docking station.
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  SPEAKER_00: It then extends a disposal arm, completely flushing both the solid and liquid waste away.
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  SPEAKER_00: Immediately after, it runs an intensive self-cleaning and sanitizing cycle on the bowl, leaving it pristine for the next trip.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what I need for my actual toilet toilet.
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  SPEAKER_02: In the middle of the night, the fact that this thing comes to you and then does all these things, you're gonna be wide awake if you're laying next to the person because you're gonna hear Exactly!
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  SPEAKER_01: I do not need this because I do not get up not one time in the middle of the night.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a really common.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now my boyfriend will get up like 19 times.
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  SPEAKER_02: That tracks because he's about 12 years up.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I I I I'm gonna equate it to the TV.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't have a TV in my bedroom either.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because the bedroom is for sleeping and come on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes it's just you don't feel like getting up.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, you're just like, oh, I actually gotta make the trek to the bathroom.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Did you know that my laundry room is in my bedroom?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's in my it's in my bedroom closet, is my washer and dryer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I even have a little hard time with that because when you're trying to sleep and you hear the wash cycle going.
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  SPEAKER_01: Suddenly you have to have that mobile toilet come to you because the water's running and you gotta pee.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then when I have a blanket in there and I'm trying to go to the bathroom and it's like you know, when the washer is like Sounds like Allie's having a good time.