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- Oh kay, Tom, Now there's a bit of summer. There's a bit of summer there now, Well you say it where you are, But I'm on the old twisted fruit zero sugar. So I mean I've got I've got happiness and it can't even though it's flogging out piss and rain outside pistons. Oh you got the rain. We got roast and had twenty four degrees. And then I rocked up to the job above because of a man coming to lay one hundred and forty meters a cabling, so I had to put down the ring piping with with but at the alignment first, nice you know what about hydrating? Yeah, I don't need to tell you about white rhino. You love a bag of right rhyino, don't you. I go wake up in them. I wake up at night sweat and thinking about white rhino. Don't ever drop it from any kind of height into the boot of a lady or a gentleman's car, because it will fill the end. The bag isn't the most sealed bag or it's not, it'll it'll puff and go up. So if you ever have to, if your builder ever send you off for a bag of white rhino, it's it's got nothing to do with rhinos at all. It's just hydrated lime that they sometimes throw into a bit of a bit of rder. But it's really good for marking out lines where you might be digging. But bring a bin liner with you and here boss thrown into that first before you sucking in the car, because yeah, forget about it. Welcome along to the Tom and Jerry Show. By the way, I'm Jerry McBride, he's Tom. O'Mahoney. We don't waste time on this show, so we don't and quite rhino. Let me tell you, it's not like what the heck before viagra? Do you know what I mean? It's not like, oh yeah, magic powder, white rhino search out for the weekend. Remember we used to fucking we used to party what Ryan Ryan? We used to get the white rhino? Is the guy to fucking came Roan. I know it's it's it's hydrated lime in a twenty five Gilow bag that a man would normally. It's the misuse of it. I suppose I was using it for to mark a line. It will it will withstand most weather, and by Jesus Christ, I know sooner stood out of the car. The other lad walked up the side to me with the bag, and I mean the heavens opened. And you know when you just get so wet right at the beginning, and he's the front of jacket, will you and you're just going, there's there's no point. All I'll be doing is closing in the wet that I I just may as well be the do you know what I mays? A tug off fully altogether, But don't tug off fully if you're using lime in wet well, if you're using lime, no, because this is this is what like the very very first job I ever did in my life tom was separating fire grades into eighteen and sixteen inch titles. The second job I ever did in my life was sweeping up a busting pallad of white right now, Oh Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, okay, did you and shoveling it into bin bags because somebody give you a five? Or first, did your hands at the end of the day? Sound like this now for the ASMR people, you're in for a treat. For those of you not into ASMR, maybe just lean back from the headphones for a second, because this is what this is what my hands sound like right now, that's yeah? Is that? Is that conjuring up old memories? That's rough to find me a podcast in the fucking war. Yeah, I can pull that move off. My hands are like two pieces of rough cut timber just banging of each other, because lime will pull whatever moisture maybe exist in the top three layers of skin on your hand. Like, here's the thing. Come after I got that job, and I was doing it as a young man, and it took a couple of days now to shove all the white rhino lime into sacks. Ah, it's a mouse and everything, and I suppose it's God knows what I'm breeding this stuff in for these days and the end. And then I sit down to watch Goodfellas for the first time. You remember where this was. This was Midnight the good Fellas, and we just come out in video and the burying lads and shaking lime on the bodies, and I'm like, is that the stuff I've been shoving? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's it's like, and I'm like, the shaken on the bodies to preserve, no, to melt it, to melt the bodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it it's great for keeping the smell down apparently, and that is that is lime for you, ladies and gentlemen. That's where we got to. That's where we got from me saying to Tom it's a nice day, sorry one last time that there'll be a niche. There's a niche crowd out there that are digging that right now. That's how you Tom. You could not for nothing, you could clean up on like the only fans of this of these days. It's like, you know, rugged irish man rubs his hands together for an hour, but you do, okay, but a specific that's a specific level of of of crunchiness of hand or crustiness of rubbiness of hand, like your hands won't do that, even if you're handling rocks all day, your hands do that. But you could, you could, you could have, you could have levels of a Tom. It's like a rugged irish man rubs hands together after handling lime all day. And then if you pay another like two year old month yet rugged irish man rubs his hands together after carrying bl box all day. Okay, well that'll be Saturday, you know it'd be saturday. Jerr No Ruby told this plaster slabs come this Saturday, so they will be that rough, but it'd be a different tone. It'll be a different tumbra of scratch. I'm on, I'm on the other side of the tomb over here. If anything, my hands are too soft. Di'd squeak if you rubbed, I'm telling you, and you're Harry is all heaping. You're very welcome along, Jerry, which we did say. Me and Tom always try and make a little bit of effort to not just have one hour of rambling like what we had just there now, because I'm pretty sure Tom, that's the start of a good hour of a conversation. You know, damn well, you know, damn well, that could have rolled on. Only you blinked for a second, I would Oh jeez. We're back in the room, right, Jerry. We actually have a podcast here with podcast. Yeah, so we'll get into that now. So we will. Maybe we'll come back to rough hands later on in the day, or maybe we'll come back to the rough hands when we get into this first segment, Ladies and gentlemen, which you're familiar with, is our take on the weekly News, the weekly scuttle book, the weekly got Up, the weekly what have you? This is a very complicated case. Mod you know, a lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what have you, and uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head man, the weekly what have you? This? I don't know if this is closer to home for you, you know what, Tom, I think we're fairly we'll fairly bang on timing wise, okay, because what we're going to talk about now, ladies and gentlemen, this podcast drops on the thirteenth of July, which is one day after Yeah, you guessed, the twelfth of July, which won't mean a lot to a lot of people, but it'll mean a lot to our friends in the north, if you know what I mean. Towards the north of the island. The twelfth of July is a big deal for a sub section of the community up there, shall we say of the more cheeto cheeto colored Yeah, the followers of William of or William of Orange. What a strange anyway, it's a it's a it's a strange one to get to sit people down. And we were the last time I learned all the history of it, I was in primary school and we were taught about, you know, the flight of the earls, and all this kind of crack, and William of Orange in the Battle of the Point like to explain it to somebody coming cold to it. It's hard to turn around and say, all right, okay, so you have a prince from Holland who finds himself in Drahda. Even straight away you're just kind of going like, hang on a second, here I was, I was by a lad throwing digs in Drawda, and he's from Holand load of lads from Drawda and the Stag in Amsterdam throwing digs in that. And understand, But how would inform Northern policy going forward? Is any man's guest. But Tom, the twelfth of July is celebrated by marches. It's celebrated by hate, to say, Tom a fair amount to sectarian hatred. But we're not going to concentrate on any of that. We hope that the Everton passed off peacefully. It doesn't always do, So, Tom, I gotta tell you, and I'll tell you. You could get a call from me. This might never make the air event and really goes down on the twelfth. Tom will be getting a call from me at twelve o'clock on Wednesday night, going like Tom Can we just record ten more minutes about talking about your hard hands? No, no, no, no, I will say this right now out loud. This is not an edit. We are back in the game anyway, Jerry, Thank you so No, genuinely we are. I'm dumb through this whole thing. You you were. I was blinking loudly as you were going. I remember in school we were talking about the Battle of the Bind and all that. No, we were forth so far south, Jerry. All we learned, we learned nobody shit, we learned. Here's history for me, the Pyramids, black and tents. What we got to talk about now? Anything between You didn't even do like Battle of Clontarf and all that kind of mb and all them byes. A bit bit we've skimmed over. But truthfully it was based mostly around from the IRB right through to this separation from Britain in nineteen twenty two. That was pretty much it. That was it, GfK blown away. What else do we have to say? Right? No, No, I didn't even who's that guy? We know we had about it. We had about a twenty year period there and that was our history and that was it. A bit about the pyramids, but really not a lot. I think it was just a dusting. Well, listen, this isn't a history podcast, Tom, Normally it is a learning podcast. But I'm here to talk to you about today. And I've got no love for anybody that spread sectarian hatred up the North. And I've got no you know, no love for any of that kind of crack. But i gotta tell you, Oh Jesus and lads can make a bonfire off, can they to give them their due? I gotta tell you. And now we're going to talk about the bonfires that they like for the twelfth. I'm not so well versed in Orange order festivities, Tom, I'm fairly certain they might get lit on the eleventh and not the twelfth, one way or another. If this podcast is landing on the thirteenth, it's over and done with, right, I would imagine the size of the fucking palette fire chair. It's still going I'm just saying it could still be. It could still be going on. Now. You know the spoil Everton, Tom, So certain certain people spoil everython because even with these bonfires that we're going to get into in a second, they tend to put the Irish flag on it or the ivory close flag as it just be, and they put like if if anybody's running for shin fain in the area and then take their election post no time peging off at somewhere. Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna we're just going to look at the bonfire itself if it's stripped away, and and a lot of it as well. Palm is like, we're gonna set this big fire in the area so you know who's top dog around here, so everybody knows whose boss around here. I hate all that I have no time force and love that this is top boss like a palette for now, who's the big dog? Oh clearly, I'm just want to talk to you for a second about the just just get off the fence here, just get into the secretary. I'm just going to talk about the structural structural engineer incredible of making these damn things, because god damn Tom, Now you've built a bonfire in your time. I'm sure many many walk me through the best bonfire you ever built? How big was it? What it looked like, I'd say it was probably about it was taller than the telegraph poles. I remember that we were just from yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. It was. It was a bunch of us built it, but it was we got all the palette because Palett's. Nothing beats paletts for like you can like like TikTok or Instagram guys. So just whole channels for for palette building, but building stuff that you intend to use not I mean I've built quite a bit of stuff myself, barbecue areas and things like that. They're just structurally they're perfect. They're four foot in every direction. They're just great. So you can get a real good base. I'd say we're in a round forty feature. We didn't go for the round we went. We went for We really went for it, like we we threw lots around and screwed it together. We made it. Oh wow, he really went for tom. We we ended up building like a proper not this swing back to it again, but a proper pyramid. Like we got real druidish about it, like we yeah, yeah, we were. We figured that if we could make it proper conical, we'd get a swirl. Do you know what I mean? This is our notion. Oh we did. Yeah. We actually staggered them around each other to see if we could create like an actual like a a convection and bring it up. And it did work. It did work to a degree. It swirled up into a cool kind of uh just one for a brief period until it burned all the way through. But it was class for about twenty five minutes. It was just workling up this cannon of fires up into the air out in the middle of a field. And Haggard more than anything, defartment didn't mind, didn't get a shit. He knew it all burned down to nothing anyway, and it was as I said, and Al Haggart, there was nothing any rushes inside the best and things that's decent, forty feets decent. I never touched that. Tom. We had about about a ten foot bonfire one time for Halloween that we worked a month on and it gathered a bunch of bull cut down twins and dragged them together and had my My contribution to the structure of it was that it had a core of tires. Yeah, it had like one big JCB tire and a couple of smalls, like maybe five tires all told at the core of it, yeah, And then the rest of it was like winds and then a couple of planks around it and tied it with twine, so it made like a little tepee of yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And that was that, Tom. These bonfires up the north are like a bonfire you would see in the Beano if you asked desperate Dan to make a bonfire, and like you went away and came back in the mornings, like, oh, Dan, I just said, make a little one. And he's got this big towering Jenga tower, like if you're punning Tower of Pisa looking thing would act me on the side of that, it wouldn't look out of place on the road runner like it's the most ludicrous side. And the thing is you can get the gauge of it, like it's not like looking at the tower piecea and going I have no idea how big that the think the thing is because I know what how close am I to it? But you know the size of a palette's you know the size of a pallet stick or whatever above you know some of them are five inches stick. But there's billions of them. What's gotta be a few tens of thousands of palettes pas of thousands, Jesus Christ like and not for nothing, Tom, Like the bonfires and the bonfire that you made. Actually there was some taught to it, and you stated the bonfires we made were generally just stuff thrown in a pile bar a fire. Yeah, and we didn't go tall because we were only children. We couldn't like thrown up that way, and we didn't have access to a ladder or as is the case up the North, a crane, so we were too small to thro up. So where ars tended to be wider and short rather than tall and mighty. What amazed about Tom is there's no foundations, Doug, for these nothing tens of thousands of it's they've got a flat bit of land. It appears to my eyes to be like a flat bit of ashphalult away from a house in a state, not that far away from a house in the state, if you ask me Tom, not not regulation distance from a house in the state, if you ask me Tom more than that. In a second? Do you know to speak to Fred Dibner like he'll tell you everything you know? I mean, imagine Fred looking on at that, he like he was never one for he and safety himself, but at the same time he wasn't a madman. He'd look on at that and just be thinking o, that's both you dangerous. I'm backing truck heading for a drink, wanting now to do that, want to do with that out. But it's amazing how they build it, like you would just sort of find yourself playing with lego. But you know the way it bulges out in inconsistent areas, like yeah, the lads in Jubai are looking at that on You're fucking crazy. This is not fucking why not in for cone? Why not in for a point? You Instead, you bulge at certain points in the middle, like the knees of it are fat. They may be right right, one shoulder is fat, and you're like Jesus Christ, have you know, like, if you're going to go that high, at least use fucking I use some sort of laser. Like there's so many cheap lasers. Now you could run up a straight line and go okay, let's okay, let's put this, you know what altogether, lads, Let's put this at an eighty five degree fucking tilt in on itself, so at least structure it will stand somewhat. As you said, there's no foundations. The bottom palette. The bottom palette, can you think of the pressure. It's taken. Yeah, like costa wind in any direction which they do fall, and which they do fall, and they don't appear to be pinned unless not like pasload nailing these things together. They must be doing something. They must be doing it right, I have to they. I'd love if we have one a listener that would maybe knows I don't have you. Have you built one of these pirates? Let us know in the comments, and it's built by the young lads of the area. It strikes me, though, what's mad and how how devout everybody must be to the cause of pleasing the palet gods. It's a palet god. They're into it or something, isn't it any I can only assume. I think. I think that's what William of Orange thought for all. Right, palettes understandable, they're great things. You know, you're a palett It's it looks to me like a yoke that all the parents went away on holidays and came back to find the kids had built that fucking thing. Because that's my only logical way that a parent would allow that to get above twenty five feet and you go, whoa, whoa, whoa that ship? What are you doing? That's going to kill somebody. No, but the adults are happy for to continue. The adults are our twelve year old. It isn't a twelve year old driving that crane. No, and not for nothing as well. And I want to get to this right now, Tom. Okay, there's a notion that I've seen in a couple of times on Twitter, and I love the innocence of people in some places right where the sea uponfire like this, and they're like, wow, those young lads must have been going around collecting pallets for a long time. No, No, they're not collected. Its collecting like oh, there's a pallet and a ditch over here, let's go get that one. Oh I saw another one free. Yeah, my neighbor got an extension done and they've got four pilots that there has. Let's get those, Tom. Their land's curtin sided lorries of pallettes for days on end. These are a boat and paid for with money that I'm sure tax was paid on of course. But we're not innocent here either, Tom, you know, like we're not. We're not going like oh yeah, yeah, they've got receipts for all these things. Hey, if I was a palette maker. I don't care who's planning of ballots, to be honest, and I gotta tell you, Tom, I have been party to the buying and selling of palettes before, especially in a shop, and I know that there are palettes with deposits on them. Those blue pallettes, Tom, have a deposit on them. They were twenty pounds apiece twenty years ago. If you if you bring if you're still to this day, if you can find a depot to bring those back. I thought you get a you get five or six quid for the blue ones. I think, oh, you can bring it back. I think it was twenty quid to buy it outright, And then it was like, you know, it's like it's like a tank of gas. When you empty your tank of gas, you can take it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahs built in. You've bought it, so it's yours, but you can take another one if you leave this kind of shit, right, uh huh, So don't come innocent. There's there's like tens of thousands of euro sorry sorry sorry Tom, Yeah go ahead, tens of thousands of sterling and where you can get the knife in but anywa right, tens thousands of parents there and from our friends in the north going and paper won't refuse. Ink. If you're selling pallets, you gotta believe that's you know, you're not gonna turn around to Actually you know what, I've got fundamental moral issues with what you guys are doing here. It's like yeah, one, yeah, you want another curtain sided trailer full of one hundred pallets. Yeah, we'll just roll up here all day every day. And you've got teleporter and cranes. Tom, they've got a construction company. It's like building the fucking children's hospital. Yeah, but it gets finished and set on fire. Are we still on the bonfires here? Here's another thing as well. You know, I've gotten kind of softo of old age, and I've leaned into health and safety, have you? Yeah? You know, well, anytime I'm doing jobs around the house, I'll always have like my high is on, and I'll always have okay mcgoggles on and my steel cap boots. And I put on my steel cap boots to date Tom to powerwash the backyard. Now, what the hell was gonna follow me? I mean, h two, oh, there's a lot of h in that too, Like you never know, health and safety, have you? Seen the young lads just clambering up and down the sides of these palettes. Oh you mean in their in their safety id that I've seen it. It's fantastic. Yeah, it was. I gotta find it and share. I've seen an image there and it was the lads at the top of the palette, palettes and these things I'm not calling it on. They're like two hundred feet tall, and it was kind of like that sort of classic Rockefeller Rockefeller Tower New York picture, you know, the one where it's like a little lads sitting there. Yeah. Yeah, right, So it's all the young lads up there and they've got their their as you say yourself, there their high vins added ask tops on. Yeah. But they're all wearing harnesses right to fucking skyhooks. They're all wearing harnesses. And the harnesses are connected to nothing. No, it's skyhooks, that's what it is. And you know you can see or yeah, they're wearing safety year, they're wearing harnesses. The harnesses are not connected. Yeah, the harnesses, Tom, Yeah, the harnesses are not connected to anything. And the more you look at the picture, the more it bends your brain. Like you lads what is the thinking here. Yeah, it's like wearing a condom into a bungee jump. It's not going to help you. What the hell is guy's going to do protective somewhere, but it isn't gonna help, Like I, like I keep on saying I or like I said earlier, it looks to me like no adults were involved, but they clearly were. At what point do you go come like it gets things can get out of control? You know, we all like to see festivals get bigger or what not. Yeah, and get more successful than everything else. But it obviously like there's Bard, there's Bonfire Knights. They call it Banna Knight in Cork as well. But it's from an oh old old old over ten years is that nonsense? It's it's summer again, I think, And it's it's from an old old part of pre everything history, like it's true of the ship. But I'll be honest with you and anybody from a house in the state that participates in this, because I was in one one time to pick up a comedian friend and I was like, what and what is happening here? Like? And he was not a part ulp be closer the heat off that thing will melt your tires like Jesus, oh torum. Yeah, and we explained this that this is banna, but really what it's Marie to we're Irish and proud of our traditions. There weren't a mattresses there and ship that they couldn't get rid of. Whatever you have about that, Yeah, it's it's I don't know, that's that's like some Wickerman nonsense there. Yeah. Yeah, but up the north they will. The fire brigade are called fire begates everywhere we give yourselves around applause, nothing bad to say. But the fire begate called the fire brigade to the estates where these massive bonfires are being lit, to hose down the nearby houses so that they don't that's how hot these things run, that the firebergate have to hose down the house because the slates are melting off the top of the the lead in the chimney is melting. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. So I'm like, you know, you can be safe and all that. If anything you can take from this, folks, it's like I just have like a childish sort of awe of these things. That's exactly the ten year old me, would the ten year old me that would drag off winds for the acres? I would love to give it a go, but I can't imagine as an adult, I go, would you not try and make it? Like we talked long ago about the bonfire In bonfire, was it a pig or sheep that they made out of straw or something you were telling me about a Christmas tradition? At least they got creative. Oh that was yeah, that was yeah, that was a Christmas thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can get creative if you're you know, if it is an anti sectarians or a sectarian symbol. You're trying to make somebody's head out of palettes that you don't like. Do you know they're palettes? You can literally take them apart and get creative and burn effigies of things that you don't like. What are you doing just making a big bulgy kind of cup, Like yeah, it's it's it's kind of like it's kind of like it's kind of like a vase, like a Potter's vase. It's what potters vas. If you and I went on a Potter's weekend and we gave a go at our first one while elbowing each other exactly. We both tried to make dicks because in this in this instance, Tom, are you and I both making the same vase like at the start of Ghost No, no, yeah, I know it's the T ANDG show. Women, it's not tongue and grew. We are, you know what. We probably would have for a few beers just to do that, and we both sing the song at the same time. This is us trying to outdo each other to make our phases or vases, but more and more so just elbowing each other. And we're left with two wobbly towers that disappoint the teacher. That's where That's what I'm saying. I can't leave. I can't leave our because neither one of us are. And then we're still perplexed by this. We we neither one of us have gotten to the bottom of this. We just want to advoice our what the folks when it comes to piltte fire building, Can I tell you about quickly about the time I got kind of caught in an orange parade? Oh wow, please? Yes, based on purely they day. The woman that's going viral at the minute, that American woman that was with her trick or bracelet out the window and she bobbing along to the Yeah my father. Yeah. The lady's name escapes me. But there was a woman that went viral. Here we'll find it. We're throwing up in the socials and she was bopping along to an Irish parade that sprung up at an over. But she's in the middle of an Orangeman match. Yeah. I was doing a gig in Oma one night and I came upon the I came upon the town and a policeman stopped me. He says that you're not getting in there tonight. Now, it wasn't the twelfth, it was March eighteenth, right, And I'm like, oh, why is a assuming there was a funeral law and there was some and on and it's almost my corn bell alarm bells? What because No, No, it's that they're they're practicing marching. And this is a sharp old cop back and in my head because I'm such a Southerner, and Patrick states and just happened. I went right. I was about to say, Jesus, fair play to three hundred and sixty four more days to Saint Patrick Stone are getting it in Now, that's my eyes told the man that march because he saw the TS plates on the garden and he took a beat and kind of went, yeah, not that kind of marching. I went, what kind of marching? Because he can he didn't have a look. I got it as I'm working, so I parked up, walked in, and before I knew it, I was in the middle of all these guys dressed like it Like it wasn't the white shirt that you typically see the tie in with the the you know, the the traffic the traffic warnings hat or the bowler hat. It was actually the I was in the middle of the stargant Peppers you know album. These lads weren't full regalia, like they were kind of Safari outfit but multicolored, and they're giving it socks big serious heads, and I'm like, I don't understand what's happening. Why you marching like you know the tune? And my only thing is right, they're playing their tune. They're all in tune, even though the back with is many times you have to practice the fucking side guys, they're all grinding their teeth. There's no cracking them at all. I was. I was clapping along to it. God god device right, all they led at the back with his twang and his gize fucking triangle like he's given and I can deal with all of it. But then all of a sudden, this fucking drum that doesn't shouldn't be in the band at all. They're all in the same like I don't know the musical term, but they're all on the same note. Roughly, they're all about the same discipline. They're out of nowhere. It's like this elephant just starts kicking a fucking barrel down the street. I was gonna do either take it back a few hundred yards or take it down a notch man. That drum isn't you're you're fucking with the lad's gi here. But it wasn't to be. They were all digging him in his drum. It was only then that Connor Keys from the comedy club stuck his head out and here, Tom, you have no business about that. In fact, it may not end well free. I'm like, yeah, I was clapping along. I thought it was great. I genuinely, deep down had thought that this was more of a meat You thought this was the good craig uvf Well, I didn't think it was a thing. I thought it was gone away with this long time, and when I rocked on, I thought this was some sort of you know, like Renaissance fair. All right, yeah, reenactment of an orange bread. We're going to see people because you know, foot and turf in a minute, we're going to see people, you know, Segonza, hey and whatnot. But no, this is it goes on a lot. It would seem the more and more I've gigged in the North after that, it would seem it goes on quite a lot. And it's stopped. I stopped more than one gig of mine. Going ahead up there, I will say not saying I'm being targeted, but you know, I'm just saying I'm pretty big news up there. Well, listen, we are going to throw that up into the comments, and we hope nobody fell on fire in the last couple of days. But if you did, and you're listening to us in the hospital, cheer up. That was next year. I guess right, we should do build a higher bonfire if you attach a harness or something. Anyway, we're gonna push on Tom from those lads, our friends in the North. The Orange Order, well they do have order. They can order a flag. Actually, by Jesus, they love a flag. They have a little bonfire as well. So that's those lads, Tom, But regardless of those lads, every now and then there's a lad that transcends those lads and you can't call him his name and you can't call him out like that. He becomes a thing all onto his own. He becomes a person that we refer to as this lad. This lad. It's it's doing there and we don't. We don't often jump in or bring in the Gaelic games the side of things, but it was more so and we needed it for balance this week Tom, we did well. I suppose it does. Yeah, this is properly back balanced again and I mean from a person point of view. Tipperary aren'ton now in the All Iron Final, but it is nice to see an all monster affair and Limerick finally they got stopped for their five in a row, five in a roader, five in a row and there has nothing to do with the amount of money GPM McManus been thrown at them. But what who's said that? It's yeah, you lost me, Tom, Now with it's the mention of a teams as we know I'm not the sport he is to keep fine, it's Fineer, it's fine, it's fine. It's an amateur sport. There's no way the richest man in Ireland is putting anything towards Limerick j who don't have to have a sponsor in the front of their jerseys. Anyway, Moving swiftly, let's let's let's keep let's keep one side of the equation on our on our side, Tom, because I've already pissed off every Protestant in the country and more. Twenty minutes in. You know the lad the lad in question, this one. It came up during the game. It was Limerick on Sunday, so the previous day Claire beat Kenny to go into the All Iron Final, which happens in a couple of weeks, and on Sunday Sunday. D I suppose it's the eighth? Is it some the eighth? The Limerick played Cork and Cork I have had a resurgence charge, I mean out out and about out in the wind. For years, nobody's seen hidner hair of him. They haven't been winning an ass's roar of an All Earned semifinal or final. But during the game yesterday. I'm not sure because these days helmets are compulsory. Face guards are compulsory as well. But still a fellow can get the motive a hurley in the side of the mesh that is covering his face from getting rearranged. And in question, Anthony Horgan, an absolute Stallwarts servant of Cork curling, must have gotten such a thing the butt of a hurley. He got hit so hard his face split on the side. Tom, I know, I know the dancing. The man wasn't bothered by it either. He wouldn't have stopped. Only you know, in this day and age, you have to stop for a blood substitution. If they can't stop it on the spot with vas line a staple gun. If they can't stop it, they got to bring on a blood substitute. And it's normally minutes wap around to get you off get your stitch. You can't you can't be pissing blood, especially in the Cork Jersey. You won't be seen anyway, you know what I mean? So are you telling me this Horgan lad? He's the this week at the land or did another this lad arrive in? I don't know. We see there's nothing special about getting split open at Hurland. It is what it is. If you get to play with all your bones unbroken in the game at county level, especially at the All Ireland's semi final level, it's highly unlikely. So I couldn't possibly give this lad to Anthony Horgan because it happens, That's who I'm going to give it to is and we both agree. Possibly one of the most Irish moments. And why you gotta love GA sports because you want to never see this. Currently, are the Euros still going on? I think they're still going on. You won't see this. The Olympics is only around the corner. Even the steroid Olympics. Have you heard about these? The enhanced Games? They're only around the corner too. I think we'll save them for another week. Promise you, I can promise you you will never ever see this the most beautiful mammy Irish moment. Horgan's face is, like I said, spouting blood. Yes, like a little one mounts or what's Mount Etna? Who's off again? By the way, he is to borrow a phrase from Jim Ross sporting a Crimson mask. Oh it was he rips off the helmet or it just holds it up on top of his head for the physio to come in and give it the special wipe. Now he gives you just the wipe and it ain't stopping. It ain't stopping, and it ain't coming off his face. He's wanted to see how bad the split is. And in that moment, he could have squirted some water onto a sponge. He could have gotten out a bit of a wet wipe like we've all with children, or he man, he could have rubbed it off the grass to see if there was a touch on jew on it. No, while wiping his face and getting more with this gushing blood that was borne out of the side of Horgan's head affectionately known as Hogy. If some people are wondering who he licked tisha, he licked the tisha and he rubbed his face and didn't even flinch. But I even like, he didn't go dude, dude to fuck like because they're looking at their eyeball on each other and he's looking straight at him. He's given a wipey wipey now wipey white p oh, we're in business. It was a stunning thing to see. And I don't I gotta tell you if something comes to me from the world of Gaelic games. It really must have stood out because I don't follow much, if any of it at all. Like punches through on me on social and I see a physio running in to help a man pay some blood and his instinct is just, well, let me lick a tissue and rub it. That'll get you on the disc lad segment of the Tom and Jerry Show. Pretty good, right will? It was even the tissue I think deserves it. I love that like that they have all the equipment in the world as physios at that level, they have right, they have it all there. It's their pros. They're professionals. They're not fluting around. That's exactly they're in there. They're on the books like they have a full pletter you're playing in front of I'm guessing. I'm guessing. I don't know it was a crook Parker. I'm assuming the semi finals are nearly always playing crook park You're talking about eighty one thousand people. There's Mulla rolling through that door. That man has his like he has access to more than a kitchen a fold of kitchen paper in his art's pocket that you swear That's what it was. There was a tissue that he had in his pocket. Yeah, it was like because they've been blowing his nose in for an hour. Orf you know that. Like they used to be alcohol wipes, but they're not anymore. I was just going to say, like, like if they rip offrom the little thing at the end of the Chinese and they give you a little cleaner to give you like a little sashet, Okay, Tom's okay, let's tackle this right time is on our side, someone's bleeding, Okay, it's not in a high pressure game of Harlan and you're the first aid officer or what have you. You go, you're surveying with you go to the first aid kit. You get one of these little sashes, you peel it, open it. It's out a little wet wipe, you getting KFC only sure this is more medicine in it, and you wipe it clean. You make sure it's clean, and then you bandage it up. Right. That's that. And I guess like if there, if you're in the the cotton thrust of a sporting endeavor, you got to do all that just a little bit quicker. But they've got little vazilines and little what you've got things at your disposal to do this, Nope, like a tissue wipe. Yeah, the thing was momentum was with the Momentum is everything in hurling, so emotional moment Like it's not like football, like soccer or rugby or or boxing, where you can take a moment and it can be a bit like gainsman Ship, you know, where you go, Oh, we'll fucking make them wait at our time and when you take a knee there, take a knee, Take a knee, will you, and we'll break that, will break their their concentration and things like that. But the heat was with Cork at the time, and I mean he would have just whatever he could, dude, to stop that bleeding. He just had to happen in while the juice was up, you know what I mean. It was really it is a very emotional based base sport like that, when the juice is up with a team, the best, the best players in the world on the other team are always on the back foot. So if you can keep momentum going and not I did I did a wee Jamie here on this one, here I did, I did, I did a Jamie I looked up young Horgan here. Now he's a grown man, Tom, He's like thirty six years of age. If I've got the right organ. He's a veteran. He's a veteran him. He's there, might be, but I think he's the one we're we're looking at as a veteran. He has been there and done that. I have a man here if that's who he is, because of the ball, got the helmets on them, all the same to me to begin with, regardless, thirty six years of age, right, Glen rovers Man, I believe, right, Tom, he's standing there just like getting his face wiped with a licked tissue like his mommy is doing. And he's a wee child. Yeah yeah, yeah. And he said, by mammy, the boys is playing. I want to go on a second here, my wife friend, But mamman, the boys is playing without me the second I think that phase here. Yeah, shame the life of as going out there dirt. Yeah, listen, it's I suppose you're never going to do it to Christiana Ronaldo, you know what I mean, because he'll well, I mean from his sport to be rolling around the ground like they got fucking shot. But at the same time, like the whole whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's a lot riding on this guy bleeding and there's a lot. Let's take our time. Let's let's get out the order malta, let's bring out everything. Yeah, yeah, you know, let's let's survey this, get a blood transfusion going here. The premise of Gaelic sports is that they should be the same amount of importance from because there's no we'll say there's no money involved, right, but and when you're involved in them Nordy bonfires either right, Well, to be fair, does the players don't aren't they all have jobs? They do have jobs, right, So the idea is that it's supposed to be as raw as it was when you're under ten all the way to it should be still as raw to the degree. Yes, okay, there are some guys, can you know, like they're the teamers of the upper edge lots. If you bust an Achilles, you're not waiting in A and E, right, you know, you're put on a private chapper and you're probably brought to a hardy street surgeon to get that sort of yeah, back on the pitch inside six weeks rather than six months. You know what I mean? These things, But that's the idea, is that there's no shame in being a memmy in that moment, do you know what I mean? There's it's almost in dear, just like, yeah, go on, whatever you gotta do, Mammy bring I should go get my mother. She'll fucking stop this bleeding. She will stop this bleeding. She's seen this before. Get her out there, do you know? And it would have been kind of acceptable if mammy ran on with the handbag and a tissue. Do you do you do that to your to your young fellow Tom, do you do you give it the tissue wipe and clean? I'll say I have. Yeah, I'd say I'd say I have because getting a little bit older. But I have done it certainly in the past when we're small. Small he's herself brings wet wipes everywhere, Jesus Christ. But funny to say so do so? Do so? Would we have done every door, Pope, in the in the in the two, in the three vehicles that are on this property, every door pocket has you'll find a wet wipe. Yeah, we would have done that as well. Now, but like with the kids, getting aay, bit all over one door smaller if a wet we twelve, you know what I mean. He's he's going to take the corner of a napkin and clean both of the kids' faces. And I could never really explain why you do it. But it's not it's not for want of all. The child's face has to be clean. It's more like I don't want anyone to see that I put you out like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's more a shame thing rather than a cleanliness thing, you know what I like. I don't know what. I can't explain it, but it's just like, no, my child's not running around with to be fair. And I get it because you don't know, like I nerd if I care what people think, but you can't. You think you don't until they've got a dirty mout. And it's like Jesus Christ, he was. I picked him up. I had no problem with the fact that he had a dragon painted on his face today, his white hat, the topper half his face was a dragon when I picked him up from the party. Today. By the way, keep an eye out for whatever face pain people are putting on kids, because I'll be honest, he's gone to bed pretty fucking green. Still, I could have spatted that young fel's face for an hour, and I could have wrang up that cork physio had him come down here and just flemed in my boy's face. And that green ship is still on it. That pillows fucked is all I'm saying. But he had been eating cake or dirt, I don't know, but around his mouth is filter him like Jesus Christ come here. And I was like, it was only that I was actually soaking because I got caught out in the rain, Like I said, you know, line in that line, and I just used the corner my shirt which was soaking. But I would have spat on it and just glad. But I left all the green ship, and I said, I'm like, yeah, well that was your choice. But whatever's around your mouth right now, you were eating turf or chocolate, it could be either, knowing you so, but yeah, I would have spat, no problem for years. I still most definely would have lickd not spat, because that's kind of mental. I would lick the tissue I cleaned it, you know, one way or another. Maisterer would have come for your mouth onto a tissue one and you know what I'm going to tell you to him. It's that sort of mamma ishins think that kicked in with this physio, didn't blink, didn't think twice, lick the tissue, wipe these man's face, sent them back out there to you eventually get brought off on a blood injury one way or another. So it wasn't like it was this magic third secret of fatom a spit that came out of his mouth. I will say, I hope because shiitthousing as they call it, and acting the balois is part of sports, and which what why I liked it with each other that nothing was sacred when you did something or something was done to your teammates. I mean drilled you into the ground for for a week, and it kept you. It didn't matter how good of a player you were, kept you humble. He's an incredible player, He's serving the cork for a long time. But I guarantee you, I guarantee you training this week will consist of every single player coming up with a bigger piece of tissue, licking it and trying to rub his face. I guarantee you, and if any of the car panel are listen to this and you haven't thought of that yet. Jesus Christ, what do you like? Get over there ruin his afternoon and just maybe just lick his face to head for the hell of lick out's face? Do it? There? You go? Co for going into the All Iron Final. I don't it's between Claire. I would say Cork have too many All Rolands in the history. I would give it to I'd like to see clear they haven't won it in a long time. You've lost me, buddy, I know. I just was doing that purely so that you could watch the glaze come over your eyes. You've lost me, but not to the point Tommy, You've lost me, but not to the point that I'm going to have a row over. Well, you weren't going to have a row because you have Westby go on you all afternoon. I don't know what it is, the palettes to the space to everything else. There's an inch you McBride and I reckon, I reckon. There's something in there that you're you're going to bitch about or give out to me about it, or something that I'm doing wrong or something's up. We can't head out of here without having some sort of an aldens of some sort. All right, well let's start around. Go on, don't stop, Tom. If I seem distant or anything like that is because we've got plans for the weekend, don't you know? Oh no, have you made him at Orendos somewhere somewhere along the way, Tom, plants were made? You didn't. I was party to the making of these plans. We agreed to them at the time. Now the time has arrived five and six weeks later down the way, and I'm like, Christ, is that this weekend? Oh Jesus, you're giving me some sort of pain. Do you know what? I want this house built to never end? It's a great excuse, you know. I'm there like I'm there, greapening given out, but natural fact the activity they we have for for this weekend, Tom, I quite like, and I want your opinion on it. We as a family are going to the circus. Oh Jesus Christ. It sounds like a metaphor for something like, you're off, We're going to the dogs, shit, the actual dog rason. No, we're going to We are going to the circus that just camped up somewhere in the commuter belt of Dublin. But tell you what direction I'm sure I'll be told on Sunday somebody stage. Yeah, yeah, right. The last circus I was at was two years ago. It was kind of like came out of the pandemic and like the circus was back in town. And before that I hadn't been at a circus. Honestly, thirty years. I would have been like eight or nine. Did the tigers have masks on? What was the craig? Well, I'm gonna ask you a question first, when was the last time you were at a circus? Because I had a thirty year stretch of not being at a circus, and then I was at one a couple of years ago. I was I was at one maybe eight years ago, only because there was something. There was something we're waiting on in Blanchterstown, like I don't know, was it something like do you know, No, it wasn't yeah, could have been, No, it wasn't it myself and ourself and we're waiting on something, do you know, Like you're handing something to the shop to get fixed. Maybe it was a lap or something, and they were like, well, you've called back in two hours, Like we had away all the way back to leak slip or we just tank, we get something tea, and then somebody handles a flyer. I'm like what, And before we knew it, we were they had driven. I was just interested. It was actually on tarmac and they'd driven pins, and I wondered that the owners of the tarmac, I mean, they just drove. They took proper like you can get Milwaukee. Make this amazing thing. I get so excited when I say it. But it will drive a pin all the way to the devil like it will try. And I'm not talking about like a little steel pin. I'm talking this is inch and a half bar with a big But they drove it through the tarmac. I'm like Jesus Christ, that tent. I tell you what the lad's building. The Paletts could have talked to the tent guys. We're tom I'm just like, you know, I'm just there, like, Oh, tarmac famously load barn tarmac famous for its you know, rigid structure doesn't at all melt if it's a slightly sunny dal. Yeah. But yeah, we went to this and I'm not gonna I like a performance. I'll give anybody their due. Just I spoke to a port of all things before we came on the call here and I'm in. I'm intro if you're performing some yeah class, let's see what you got. And I came away from that circus and I'll tell you something, jar it was a pile of shit. I thought we would have had a common ground there, tom No. I sat there going what in the hockey pile of have you nobody talk? Is this? What is? Where's the showmanship here? Where is the pozazzer? I don't need to have people with flowers bunging out of their ass and the tiger have like there's like the guy you must have spent you know when a joke goes too long and then you if you press on it, it comes back around funny again. It's like family guy invented the ah or sneak kind of thing and then it goes to seventeen or the Simpsons did it with the Rakes. You know, when you go beyond the rule of three and you go but you got to go to like seventeen to get a mac funny again? No good, that doesn't happen with the bucket of glitter that Bongo the clown is pretending to throw it. Oh my Jesus, Christ. It was like, this is I'm all for tradition too. I do. Like I tell you, Jar, I appreciate the fringe origins of the circus, and I liked it when they had freaks in it. Not that I was around for it, but I appreciate, you know what I mean. When you have somebody with a four foot nose, you know, or a woman with a better mustache than me, I'm into that. I want to see that. I want to see conjoined twins. I want to see all sorts of oddities. But Bongo the clown, you know, a strangely close brother and sister, Russian brother and sister, you know, swinging on trapeze like Jesus. Isn't it any wonder? Is it any wonder? Your hammer and pins into the car park and fucking blenches town what and suffered sweet Jesus? Is this well? As a counter argument tom Ah at the circus I went on, I was very impressed. I would say it did still have a nod to tradition. I'm all for it. I like the I like to find the you know, the origins of things. I like the origins of stand up comedy. I like the origins of the of the theater, even opera. I like origin stories. When this was the Aldi, and I actually know I like Aldi. That's actually wrong. This was just a bunch of people arsing about in the tent. I got. You know what I gotta tell you when I say that this circus, I went and had nods to the origins of the circus. I mean to say, like it had or to loose that were easily thirty years old. A yeah, alright, so it's an older yeah, another era. But I am surprised that you saw tigers, Tom because I didn't. I didn't. That's what I was raging with. I was like metaphorical tigers. They had had a horse. I think I think they had a horse. I'm like, I can we had horses? Yeah, I think the days of having elephants. When I was little, I went to it. I went to a proper tigers and elpant and you don't get that anymore. But there's no sense of danger because you know, I mean, you only need to watch four minutes of you know, National Geographic or whatever to know that any one of those animals, including you know, the goats or Jim like you're gonna absolutely they're going to be there's no like, there's no the strongest guy with the curly mustache and the you know, the the dumbell and the leopard skin. They're gonna rip him in half if they get if they have a nocean, and I'm like, this is what I come to the circus for danger. I actually want that tiger to take off and maybe I possibly die. I want something. If I'm gonna sit in a tent with a bunch of strangers for overpriced popcord, I want something to apology out of me, like I willn't it to any parents out there that are on the fence. If you haven't been to a circus in an awful long time, you absolutely should go get your kids. Go to the circus. Hey, even if you're like Tom they're waiting on a phone to be repaired or whatever the hell that was, and even already kill go to the circus, Ornando's one or the other. Right, there was this dude at the circus. Bookings started at Nando's. I'll tell you I will have some row with you over Nando's. I'll tell you that now more than that in a future episode. Right the circus, I want to have the simplest thing, tom okaye. Yeah, you strip away and the clowns aren't clans anymore. They're kind of like, at least wearing for us. They're like my artists that were doing all those oh kind of kind of cracking all right, fair enough my kids for what it's worth of it. And they thought every single person there was going to die. And I got to tell you, we got a couple of falls as well. We got a couple of lads on none of the ropes that fell. They're like the goofed or whatever. They were like, I'm going to do a somersault and land on the tight rope, and they did, and then they fell off on the land on the ground. That had to shake their ankles like the god damn that hurt. Oh jeez, I would have loved that. But the thing was only the gate foot off the ground. Yeah. That yeah, that was my thing. I'm like, I want I want that a liee bit higher than that. I want to order them all to That's what I want. I want this lad from Cork with a wet tissue at all times right to come out this buy it right. And I've never seen itthing like this before. Okay, and the place goes all dark, and he's just a dude in like a high is like it kind of craft work, kind of high viz jumpsuit. Right, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of no, sorry, not daft punk with the with the heck with the with the helmet on and the mirrorred helmet on. Right, and he's got like, okay, I'm gonna break it down as simple as it was. He has a laser pointer, right, yeah, right, but he is one of he's two of them want to send the beam that way. I want to send them the beam that way. So it looks like he has like a dark small kind of yeah yeah yeah yeah right, and then he breaks it in half and now he's got two I saw something similar in Vegas, right yeah. And then they come to find out that you don't really see what he has, but he has like a mirror on the palm of his hand, so now he can sort of, if can imagine, grab that, and it's all he's doing is switching the laser thing on and off, but in the motion of a hand of his hand, it looks like he's grabbing laser beams about the place. And it's all done. The music, and I was like, oh shit, I mean you got me, your son of a bitch. I'm all the way in on this. I was just like, bravo to you people. I've never seen anything like this before in my life. And this is a rink. Think circus act in Blancherstown. I don't know why all their circuses are in Blanchterstown, Tom, I think that's just where they are now. I think that's just where they are now. It's someone do a Blanchertstown near you, to be fair toy like again, it must be a hard slog. Every town that I've driven through with a circus on Jesus Christ. Did they put up a lot of posters and they have them down the next day? You know what? I mean? To give them their like. I'm not hitting on them, but the one I went in particular was just now, Well, let me ask you a question, Tom, if you're gonna, if you're gonna rag on a circus, let me ask you a question, buddy, what's your kind of circus? What kind of circus will get Tomo Manny's ars on a stall? Oh? I tell you, I want to see things that would actually scare an adult. You know what I mean, Like, can you imagine imagine this year? I set the scene opens, the just one spotlight center of it, and it's jere McBride. This is the greatest show. Jeremy Bride takes a call. We're all watching them. Who's he talked? And it's your wife. Right after you've made plans to go somewhere else, She's just told you that you've made plans to go to the fucking circus and you are now having to sweat your way through. Oh my fucking god, Like that's a proper terrifying moment for at least for every married man in the room where you're going. She's so you're you're you're not impressed by the terror of the wheel of death throwing the thumbola of doom that's flinging acrobats around the place. Now, want the call from your boss at half five asking where the reports are? Yeah, that's just the sweaty palms are. For the love of no. Do you know what I understand why they got rid of the animals. I get it because they were just doping them up and all the rest of it in the poor bastards wander round. I do think you know if they if they circulated the animals, so they train, get to train none of them, like, none of them are you know, tame, But they get to say, get a lend of two Kumo dragons. Do you know what I mean? I don't there's not many animals. I don't like them, but I don't like them exactly. Get a lend of two of them, and you know, like, do you know the deleasious for the dog that you can clip the button and it can go off forty feet? Yeah? I reckon. We put one of them on a couple of Komodo dragons and just let them off as if and the clown the mine has been so good it will pretend like they've lost it, but like the actual thing will be attached up their sleeve, and actual people think they're going to actually die because the Kmodo dragon is coming at him with a bite that could snap them in half, and if it doesn't, it'll just coagulate their blood and they'll die in three days. That's what's going through their mind at that moment. But all of a sudden, Bongo goes like proper, like do you ever see an owl dog missing a bit of an ear and you're like, and he's snarling at you. This is always see these days are dogs that are lovely and fluffy and off a to bite. You're like, yeah, I'll just boot the thing into another fucking dimension. But I'm talking about an owl dog with a broken tail missing in the ear, just left into the arena. Just live moff, live off, let's see what happens. I'm not talking full running man like thunder dumb. You know, I'm okay, I kind of am. But I want to see I want to see some fucked up stuff, Jerry. I want to see stuff that will actually terrify the shit out of me, Like I want to see that pain outside only half butt in going this. A whole lot of this shitting thing could come down to me. Do you know these are the proper fears I want to see? Or like the suggestion of it, hey that anybody knows us we didn't drive all our pins in outside, not saying but Jerry the maintenance guy is a drinker. All your bleachers are typing, you know, and everybody throughout the show then has that, you know, that anxiety building inside them all the time, and maybe they have an actuator that would drop your seat a little and then put the hour only joke. And Jerry's a highly trained professional. Do you know, in the in the absence of all that, Tom, could I offer you a big Lithuanian man on a motorbike? Yeah? He actually, yeah, I just have to actually slamming the ceiling above the seedling. So yeah, I would take that. I will. I will take another shot at it, because if you can work your dates out eight years ago we were without child, Yes, and it's two fully grown adults looking at this, and in fairness herself loves and now who had she was delighted with it, but I was. But I figure, I figure in the presence of a four year old who has a dragon painted on his face and chocolate dribbling off the side or possibly dirt driven off the side of his mouth, will absolutely lose his bananas at the idea of it, And probably half the crack will be in watching him going like into another stratosphere because he ain't find his emotions like he will go fucking bananas. You think if that guy with the lazers was there and your kids weren't there, you'd be just kind of going, Okay, you're still going Oh you're still going. You know, do you know what Tom for the laser gay? I kind of might have been, yeah, yeah, Oh you're still got. I'm still going. He's still he's good guy. I got. I gotta tell you, it blew me away. But regardless of which, folks, if me and Tom cannot reach common ground and this, maybe you can chime in here. When was the last circus you went to? Let us know in the comments? Would you rather see martal strife in the circus ring or a big Lithuanian lad bombing around on a morewike? Ah, just drop a pole. All I'm saying is the Touring Monster Trucks show is bring them back around? Can we just roll over some four desk cards again? Can we do that? Can we bring Can we find a field somewhere and have a fellow go through a ring of fire and some monster trucks? Just bring that back. That's all I want to see, because back in the day, that would absolutely blow my mind. So we used to used to be a proper country Tom. Any rate on we rock and roll with the Tom and Jerry Show. If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in today's show, Ah, yourself. You know, the Orange Order brought a circus down here and my mummy spot in the face. Uh, that's a that's a that's a hell of a day in a therapist's office for any man. But regardless of which, you can listen into the Tom and Jerry Show next week because you're already starting to see the ideas of what content coming your way might be and you don't want to miss airtake on a few of them. So you can follow us. I'm fucking rambling here, buddy almost on Tom and Jerry Show on Instagram and Twitter, and you can follow him at Tom Underscore Man and me at Jerry McBride. Jerry with that, I'll get us and you won't be long finding out when we're coming your way, like the circus, Tom, what else can these find folk do? Do you know what? Just for a moment there, I thought, is he getting paid by the word? There yourself? Whatever happened record skipping here, whatever platform you found yourself on right now? Going who are these two bastards? Just hit subscribe you'll find out will be in your ear lobes every single Thursday. Have again in their back at the back catalog if you want there's loads more there just to get an inside is to who we are. 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And if you found yourself being a maybe you were in another country and you were delighted, but you ended up in a very strange, you know, somewhere backward thinking parade of sorts tell us about it. We'd love to know. Other than that you're I'd say it's time I go finish this twisted fruits. Zero sugar my eye. I can tell you now there is. My teeth are going to need a number of streams. That's it. Excellent stuff com see you actually pretty Click