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Things That Must Go from September 23rd, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio. From Hell Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, these are things that are bugging you, dear friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program. Things that just, you know, what do
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  Speaker 2: you say? I get stuck in my craw, whatever that means.
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  Speaker 2: Things that get under your skin, things that make you mad.
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  Speaker 2: And so finally you can't take it anymore, you write
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  Speaker 2: it down, put it in an email and send it
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  Speaker 2: to us. RadioFromHell.x96.com. Put must go on the subject line.
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  Speaker 2: And if we read it on the air, maybe you'll
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  Speaker 2: feel better about things. And possibly, just possibly, these things
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  Speaker 2: will disappear from your life. I'll go first this time.
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  Speaker 2: I have a thing that must go on my own.
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  Speaker 2: Conversations like this between two people on the radio. I
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  Speaker 2: heard it this morning. Oh, that is so interesting. It
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  Speaker 2: is interesting. And it will be interesting to see how
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  Speaker 2: it turns out, won't it? Yes, we'll follow that story
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  Speaker 2: with great interest.
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  Speaker 3: Was it really that blatant?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I'm paraphrasing. It was worse. It was worse
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  Speaker 4: than that. Did you happen to catch that? I did, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It was really bad. This one says, I have just
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  Speaker 2: one thing that must go. The skunk smell in my house.
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  Speaker 2: My dog recently encountered a skunk in the yard, and
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  Speaker 2: before we realized what had happened, he proceeded to run
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  Speaker 2: into the house and rub his skunked-up face off. All
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  Speaker 2: over the carpet in my bedroom every day since we
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  Speaker 2: have tried one cleaning.
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  Speaker 4: Trick after another. There's no way.
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  Speaker 2: On the carpet and the dog. It's gotten better, but
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  Speaker 2: it's still there. Please make it go away. Heather in Wyoming,
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  Speaker 2: where the skunks roam free. Yeah, I was going to say, Heather,
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  Speaker 2: you might try Zero Res.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if they have it in Wyoming.
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  Speaker 3: I think they do.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see. Cardboard Chris here. Things that must go. Blood clots.
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  Speaker 2: I'll send in a clearer explanation later, but a few
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  Speaker 2: months ago I woke up with my right foot being numb.
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  Speaker 2: I went to the hospital and come to find out
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  Speaker 2: I had three blood clots behind my right knee and
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  Speaker 2: more blood clots in my lungs. Long story short, after
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  Speaker 2: being in a hospital for a month and in a
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  Speaker 2: care center for a month and a half, I'm kind
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  Speaker 2: of walking again. Nearly losing your leg sucks. Blood clots
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  Speaker 2: must go. Thanks for letting me listen. Cardboard Chris. And finally,
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  Speaker 2: this one. Good morning, Lowords. I would love it if
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  Speaker 2: you could make the following three things go. The weird
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  Speaker 2: looks I get when I have to make a return
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  Speaker 2: trip to the grocery store for the two items that
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  Speaker 2: I forgot and which could not be more unrelated to
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  Speaker 2: each other and then having to take a joke from
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  Speaker 2: the 20-year-old checkout guy who thinks he's a comedian.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm, dog food and toothpaste, huh? Quite the combination. People...
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  Speaker 4: If you go to the self-checkout in that case.
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  Speaker 2: People referring to any piece of information they got from
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  Speaker 2: TV or online as a thing.
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  Speaker 4: I saw a thing about that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how seriously I should take you if
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  Speaker 2: you don't know what kind of a thing you're referring to.
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  Speaker 4: A news story, an article, a YouTube video, a funny meme, what?
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  Speaker 2: And finally, the fact that I can no longer share
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  Speaker 2: any interesting scientific fact that I've learned without someone in
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  Speaker 2: the room saying, I don't see how they could possibly
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  Speaker 2: know that. To which I have to resist the urge.
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  Speaker 4: To say, well, because they're smarter than you. Yes. That's how.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, please don't resist that urge. If somebody says to you, well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't see how they could possibly know that, say,
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  Speaker 2: because they're smarter than you are.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: There are people who spend their entire careers figuring these
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  Speaker 2: things out. You, meanwhile, have spent the last five seconds
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  Speaker 2: thinking about it, and you think that qualifies you to
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  Speaker 2: dismiss it as BS. It's what Kerry refers to as
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  Speaker 2: aggressively dumb must-go. Thanks for letting me listen and vent. Sean,
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  Speaker 2: you can say my name.
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  Speaker 4: Kerry? All right. First, this one from the foot of
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  Speaker 4: Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 5: The person I worked with like eight years ago that
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  Speaker 5: still randomly will put me down as a job reference
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  Speaker 5: when they apply for a job without giving me a
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  Speaker 5: heads up. Listen, I was not your boss or your friend.
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  Speaker 5: I have opinions about you, and I won't share them
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  Speaker 5: with your possible employer.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 5: This one from Wade in Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 4: It's somewhat of a niche issue, but scalpers. Must go.
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  Speaker 5: For anyone not familiar, a scalper is someone who buys
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  Speaker 5: up all of a certain product and then turns around
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  Speaker 5: and sells it for extortionate prices. This tends to happen
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  Speaker 5: most often for tickets for live events, but it also
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  Speaker 5: plagues the electronics.
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  Speaker 4: And gaming market.
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  Speaker 5: Anytime a brand new console or a collector's edition of
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  Speaker 5: a game releases, these scalpers set up bots to constantly
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  Speaker 5: refresh online store pages and then automatically buy up all
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  Speaker 5: of the inventory. It makes it next to impossible for
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  Speaker 5: a regular person to have a chance.
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  Speaker 4: Wade. This one from Tony. A few things that must go.
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  Speaker 5: When the credit card company tries to flex that they
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  Speaker 5: have special codes for early access to buy concert tickets.
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  Speaker 5: But the artist already gave fans a code on YouTube
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  Speaker 5: three days prior. Gatsby the corgi passing away from cancer
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  Speaker 5: must go. Oh, that's His dog, Dad Ryan, provided so
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  Speaker 5: much love, toys, and adventure. Last month, they were at
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  Speaker 5: the Pismo Beach Corgi Vacation Nation, but Gatsby got weak
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  Speaker 5: as tumors developed in his liver, spleen, and the rest
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  Speaker 5: of his body, as discovered by UC Davis veterinary staff.
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  Speaker 5: The worst part is that they had to say goodbye
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  Speaker 5: over video phone. The two Black Dodge Charger Hellcats racing
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  Speaker 5: down State Street must go. They damaged five other cars
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  Speaker 5: over the weekend, and now all of our insurance premiums
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  Speaker 5: are going to be expensive because the city is riskier
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  Speaker 5: to cover.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Tony.
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  Speaker 5: And finally, this one from Cam. Socks that slip off
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  Speaker 5: inside your shoe. A silent, slow-motion torture occurring with every
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  Speaker 5: step you take.
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  Speaker 4: That is a classic. Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 3: One for me. If I follow an animal account, like
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  Speaker 3: on Instagram, I want real... Animal footage.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: There should be a way to make sure it is
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  Speaker 3: not AI animal footage. I want actual animal footage.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Do not trick me with fake footage.
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  Speaker 4: Are they tricking you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets harder and harder to tell.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then how do you know?
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  Speaker 3: And speaking of AI, this is from Tom. I understand
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  Speaker 3: using AI art for things like fill in for a
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  Speaker 3: background or a partial detail that may have been cropped
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  Speaker 3: out of a photo. But when an entire piece of
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  Speaker 3: art is created from an AI prompt, we notice AI
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  Speaker 3: artwork is for lazy, stupid people who think they're creative
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  Speaker 3: and clever. AI slop must go. This is from Dan.
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  Speaker 3: Things that must go. High school students crossing 8th South
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  Speaker 3: with their heads buried in their cell phones, totally oblivious
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  Speaker 3: to the reality around them. Really? Don't look at your
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  Speaker 3: phone when you're crossing the street. And finally this. Things
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  Speaker 3: that must go. My sister's bum knee. She had to
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  Speaker 3: sit out from cheer for six weeks by a doctor's order.
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  Speaker 3: Even though she's the top cheerleader at her gym, I
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  Speaker 3: want her to know she's not letting her team down. Odie,
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  Speaker 3: I hope this works. It has worked before. Things that
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  Speaker 3: must go. So hopefully this will help your bum knee.
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  Speaker 4: A cheer emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: From Hell Show.