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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Back to marshallon on wor.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's Friday. That's the good news. Bad news is
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  Speaker 2: going to rain all day, but it'll stop about six o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: So no rain tonight, no rain tomorrow. Tomorrow will be okay. Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: There's a chance of some snow Sunday night into Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like one to three inches depending on the track
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  Speaker 2: of the storm. Now could move our way or could
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  Speaker 2: move the opposite way, So keep an eye on that.
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  Speaker 2: The Supreme Court ruled this morning that the Trump tariffs
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  Speaker 2: are not legal. The Trump tariffs are illegal. The emergency
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  Speaker 2: whatever act that he used to enact them, they say,
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  Speaker 2: does not allow him to impose tariffs on other countries.
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  Speaker 2: So they have knocked down the tariffs. The vote was
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  Speaker 2: six to three to get rid of the tariffs. Now
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  Speaker 2: there's some question does that mean the money that's already
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  Speaker 2: been elected, which is billions and billions and billions of dollars,
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  Speaker 2: does that need to be returned? And this has all
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  Speaker 2: got to be worked out the White House now analyzing
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  Speaker 2: the court ruling, you have to go over this thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's long and complex. So let me see stock market
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  Speaker 2: up one hundred and twenty points so Wall Street basically
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  Speaker 2: likes that a little. I don't know the tariffs. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that they'll have to return the money. We'll see,
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  Speaker 2: we'll see. It's a big blow to the trumpet mistress,
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  Speaker 2: especially right before the State of the Union. But he's
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  Speaker 2: got three four days to figure this out. Now, Remember,
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  Speaker 2: the State of the Union is a chance for the
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  Speaker 2: President to explain everything to the public. Most people will
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  Speaker 2: watch the State of the Union and they've been fed
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  Speaker 2: all sorts of fake nonsense from fake narratives by the
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  Speaker 2: fake news, So it's a chance for the President to
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  Speaker 2: get the real facts out there. It's also every year
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  Speaker 2: big opportunity for Democrats to totally embarrass themselves. They usually
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  Speaker 2: do it. It's new tradition. Every State of the Union,
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  Speaker 2: they totally embarrass themselves with the public. You know, Nancy
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  Speaker 2: Pelosi ripping up the president's speech right on camera, Ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: Democrats refusing to applaud for that poor kid with cancer
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  Speaker 2: dying in cancer. They'll always find some way to embarrass themselves.
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  Speaker 2: This year, they're going to hold their own alternate State
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  Speaker 2: of the Union in the park down the street, and
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  Speaker 2: that'll look like an ugly, chaotic mess. So we'll not
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  Speaker 2: go well for Democrats. You know, President former President Obama
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  Speaker 2: on this podcast was asked about illegal aliens and he
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  Speaker 2: started talking to me. Yeah, there are no no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: excuse me, not illegal aliens, outer space aliens, aliens from
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  Speaker 2: another planet. He was asked about that, and he surprised
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  Speaker 2: the host. He said, yeah, there are, there are aliens
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  Speaker 2: from other planets. He said, now, no, they're not kept
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  Speaker 2: in Area fifty one. You know that's that opposed to
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  Speaker 2: the hiding place for UFOs and aliens and not true.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a military base. I know plenty of people
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  Speaker 2: have been stationed there, visited there. It's a military base
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  Speaker 2: like any other. It's in Nevada. So but he did say,
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's president, he's seen all the inside classified stuff.
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  Speaker 2: He did say there are aliens out there. And then
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  Speaker 2: President Trump yesterday when it was asked about it, said
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  Speaker 2: something like, well, he shouldn't have revealed that. Well, he
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't have said that it's classified. But by saying what
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  Speaker 2: he said, Trump sort of confirmed it. He then later
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  Speaker 2: put out a tweet clearing that up. He said, uh,
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  Speaker 2: it's classified. Whether there is or there isn't, I can't
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  Speaker 2: answer either way to give any sort of answer is classified.
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  Speaker 2: Here there's the president yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he gave class of RIGHT information.
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  Speaker 2: He's not supposed to be doing the real want it
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  Speaker 2: up they're real or not? I can tell you he
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  Speaker 2: gave Class of OT information. He's not supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: doing that. Well, he made a big for safety. He
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  Speaker 2: took it out a class of D information. Hey, you're
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  Speaker 2: not supposed to reveal classified information, asked Prince Andrew about that. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if you're watching MSNBC or Morning Joe this morning, some
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  Speaker 2: guy in there is yelling President Trump, who had a
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  Speaker 2: closet a ballroom filled with classified information? Who's he to
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  Speaker 2: talk about? Well, there was no closet full of classified documents.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't have classified documents in the ballroom. You remember
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  Speaker 2: that crazy Jack Smith got a hold of every document
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  Speaker 2: in mar A Lago, went through them over and over again,
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  Speaker 2: and in the end said there were only thirty five
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  Speaker 2: classified documents. If you put them in a folder, it's
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  Speaker 2: one inch of a folder, just one inch, it'd be
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  Speaker 2: one inch of one box. All those other boxes no
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  Speaker 2: classified documents in them. And you've got to remember most
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  Speaker 2: classified documents aren't anything important. They overclassify everything and they
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  Speaker 2: just call it classified. So most classified documents aren't that classified,
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  Speaker 2: and if they're two years old, they're pretty much worthless anyway. So,
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  Speaker 2: but if there are aliens out there from outer space
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  Speaker 2: and they came all this way, wouldn't you think they
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  Speaker 2: could kind of let us know they're here? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: why would you just come all that way and just
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  Speaker 2: go land out in the desert and not see anybody
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  Speaker 2: and go back. What would be the point of that?
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  Speaker 2: And are they some much more advanced advanced species that
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  Speaker 2: we don't even know about. I mean, you got to
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  Speaker 2: think if they came here right now from outer space,
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  Speaker 2: they'd be pretty impressed, wouldn't they. It'd be pretty impressed.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if it came in the Rod Serling nineteen
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  Speaker 2: fifties and landed in the middle of you know, leave
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  Speaker 2: it to beaver world, you're not too impressed. But if
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  Speaker 2: you come now, look at this iPhone, they've got to
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  Speaker 2: be impressed with that. Look at this Apple watch here,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty impressive. Let's see if they got anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: I think they would be impressed with the Look at
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  Speaker 2: the iPhone, Look at all the things they can do.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this chipol lay downstairs. I can go right
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  Speaker 2: in this app, order everything I want customized, hit the
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  Speaker 2: button and then walk in there and just grab the
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  Speaker 2: bag and leaf. Don't have to talk to anybody, don't
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  Speaker 2: have to see it. I mean, that's pretty advanced. Don't
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  Speaker 2: you think if these aliens saw a grub hub and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff, door dash, they'd say, Wow, what what
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  Speaker 2: is some civilization they got going here? I think they
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  Speaker 2: would TikTok. They wouldn't like that. I don't know. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: California is a crazy place, always was, and it's getting
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  Speaker 2: even crazier with this awful, ridiculous left wing cook Gavin
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  Speaker 2: Neosome running at the taxes are insane, absolutely insane, And
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  Speaker 2: now he's talking about this billionaire of millionaire zillionaire at
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  Speaker 2: tax where we would seize five percent of your wealth.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you're in that tax bracket, if you're
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  Speaker 2: a zillionaire, you're already paying like fifty eight percent of
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  Speaker 2: your income. Isn't that immoral? I mean, if you think
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  Speaker 2: about it, why on earth I could see paying five
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  Speaker 2: percent of your income as a tax. Oh yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 2: ten percent. I could see if you really, really really
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  Speaker 2: went create twenty five percent of your income. That's a
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  Speaker 2: lot to give away twenty five percent of your income.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're in New York at California, can manchine
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  Speaker 2: giving away fifty three percent of your income for this government.
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  Speaker 2: This government gets nothing done. They can't pick up the snow,
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  Speaker 2: the garbage is piled up, potholes everywhere. You give it
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  Speaker 2: away fifty percent of your income and getting absolutely no
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  Speaker 2: real service out of it. So in California they're going
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  Speaker 2: even crazier. They're trying to get the sixty sixty five
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  Speaker 2: percent of your income, and now they want to take
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  Speaker 2: five percent of your entire net worth, everything you own.
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  Speaker 2: So it's insane. A lot of billionaires are leaving California,
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  Speaker 2: moving across the border to Nevada. Many of them are
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  Speaker 2: going to Texas. Even those the big tech guys are
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  Speaker 2: all leaving. Mark Zuckerberg bought an enormous place in Florida
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  Speaker 2: the other day, looks like he'll be going there. And
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  Speaker 2: the latest is Steven Spielberg announced he's leaving California. Doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want to pay all that tax. He's leaving in California.
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  Speaker 2: And where's he going, Manhattan. That's how bad California is.
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  Speaker 2: He's coming to Manhattan for tax relief. Now he put
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  Speaker 2: out this statement saying, well, this has long been planned
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  Speaker 2: and it's to be closer to his family, his kids,
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  Speaker 2: his grandkids. Well, he's got a big place in the Hamptons.
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  Speaker 2: He spends most of his time anyway out there in
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  Speaker 2: the Hamptons. But Manhattan. He could live in Connecticut, he
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  Speaker 2: could live in Westchester, he could live in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: He's coming to Manhattan. And that's how bad it is.
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  Speaker 2: Now Wadley gets here. I assume he's aware of Mom
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  Speaker 2: Donnie and all of that and those crazy things. Now
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  Speaker 2: here's the good news with Mom Donnie with his crazy
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  Speaker 2: tax stuff. Now, you know, it's very funny. Every time
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  Speaker 2: you elect a socialist, it's bad. The economy goes really bad,
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  Speaker 2: and it's always lower in middle income people to get
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  Speaker 2: hurt the most. Whenever you got a socialist, it's just
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  Speaker 2: crushing for lower and middle income they're the ones who
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  Speaker 2: get hit the hardest by a socialist. The socialist stuff
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  Speaker 2: fails every single time it's been tried, maybe fifty thousand
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  Speaker 2: times in every country in the world. It always fails.
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  Speaker 2: There's never been an exception ever. And good for Mom
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  Speaker 2: Donnie for keeping the streak going. He took office. How
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  Speaker 2: long has it been in office twelve minutes? He already
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  Speaker 2: has failed. He campaign down the affordability, lower rent, to
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  Speaker 2: reduce your rent, and the first thing he does is
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  Speaker 2: raise everybody's rent. He's talking about this property tax, a
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  Speaker 2: massive increase. You know, if you raised property tax two percent,
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  Speaker 2: that's a lot. He's been in office twelve minutes. He
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  Speaker 2: wants a ten percent increase in property tax. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: you own a property, that's bad, but if you rent
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  Speaker 2: the property, that's bad. This ten percent property tax will
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  Speaker 2: get passed on to you. Landlord has to pass it
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  Speaker 2: out to the tenants. Your rent will go up. So
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  Speaker 2: by doing that, he raises everybody's rent. Now, the only
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  Speaker 2: good news here is the city council speaker, Julie Mennon
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  Speaker 2: is a common sense Democrat, pretty moderate, and the city
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  Speaker 2: council is the only one that can make the property
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  Speaker 2: tax happen. She has the final say and she said
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  Speaker 2: absolutely not. It's off the table, So it's not going
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  Speaker 2: to happen. Now. The budget is out of control. It
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  Speaker 2: needs to be cut in half. Spending needs to be
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  Speaker 2: cut in half. Then the taxes could be cut in half.
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  Speaker 2: As well. The other thing is Mondannie trying to cut
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  Speaker 2: the police force. He's got this stupid Department of Public Safety,
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  Speaker 2: which is if you've got a problem, a woke left
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  Speaker 2: wing social worker will show up. But your Chief Shell,
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  Speaker 2: John Shell, he great, great police chief, one of the
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  Speaker 2: best ever here.
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  Speaker 3: He is on that absolutely not surprised. His whole team
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  Speaker 3: is not a big fan the OYPD. I truly don't
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  Speaker 3: think he knows anything about public safety. And now you're
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  Speaker 3: going to cut back five thousands. We need about forty
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  Speaker 3: thousands and we're roughly close to thirty four thousand, So
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  Speaker 3: cutting back five thousand and we're probably gonna lose another
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  Speaker 3: close to four thousand like last year recipe for disaster.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Chief Shell, he's retired, so he's free to speak.
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  Speaker 2: But he's a nobody smarter on this police stuff than
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  Speaker 2: he's a great guy, Mam Donnie. With his Instead of
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  Speaker 2: the police, we'll have our Department of public safety. Can
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  Speaker 2: you imagine Mamdanni's Department of public safety?
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  Speaker 1: We see at this point the NYPD responsible for responding
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  Speaker 1: to about two hundred thousand mental health calls a year,
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  Speaker 1: and part of our vision in establishing a Department of
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  Speaker 1: community safety is to start to take that responsibility of
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  Speaker 1: mental health crises and task mental health responders with that work,
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  Speaker 1: and to ensure that police can focus on the work
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  Speaker 1: that they signed up to focus on, which is tackling
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  Speaker 1: violent crime across the city.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he's like a professor, like a brilliant professor who
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  Speaker 2: gets up there and gives you a lecture about this
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  Speaker 2: and listen, listen, listen. Then you find out, now one
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  Speaker 2: thing he says could possibly work in real life. Nothing
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  Speaker 2: he's talking about ever works. Every time he tries anything,
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  Speaker 2: everybody ends up dead. Remember when he came in Soon
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  Speaker 2: as he came into office, he orders the departments and
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  Speaker 2: the police in every department leave the homeless, don't force
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  Speaker 2: them off the street. The colt snap comes. You got
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  Speaker 2: seventeen dead. With this, you're gonna have people dead. You
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  Speaker 2: know this whole idea the social workers could respond to
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  Speaker 2: domestic violence. The NYPD has tried that in the past
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  Speaker 2: at three different times, and it ends up with dead
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  Speaker 2: social workers. It's that simple. So mom, Donnie. Besides, nothing
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  Speaker 2: works does get a lot of people killed. So this
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  Speaker 2: is this is not going to go. Well, Hey, well
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  Speaker 2: the snow's gone. At least well, that wasn't him, that
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  Speaker 2: was the forty degrees. It's pretty much there's no snow
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  Speaker 2: left in Manhattan right now. Hey, Viagra, if you'll pardon
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  Speaker 2: the subject, Viagra can help fight off dementia. Now, the
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  Speaker 2: people that study all this stuff, the Alzheimer's people, have
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  Speaker 2: been studying all sorts of drugs trying to see if
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  Speaker 2: any of them have drugs for other things. Just every
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  Speaker 2: drug they tried, like eighty five different drugs that have
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  Speaker 2: other applications just to see if any of them could
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  Speaker 2: help with dementia. And three of them scored very high.
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  Speaker 2: Three of them could do the trick. One is zosta vax.
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  Speaker 2: That's the shingles vaccine, which you should get, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: You don't ever want to get shingles. Get that shingles vaccine.
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  Speaker 2: I got it. And now it turns out that shingles
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  Speaker 2: vaccine more than any other drug, fights dementia. But there
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  Speaker 2: are two runner ups. One is tells this one relosly,
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  Speaker 2: it's a it treats a muscle weakening disease, but it
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  Speaker 2: turns out that also fights dementia. And the third one
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  Speaker 2: that has a big help fighting dementia, Viagra. How do
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  Speaker 2: you like that. How do you like that? Look at
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  Speaker 2: that Hugh Heffner, he used to he used to h
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  Speaker 2: take that stuff like a tic TACs. I mean, look
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  Speaker 2: at him. Mind was sharp right till the end. That
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  Speaker 2: you know, the viagra. There's a name for that drug.
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  Speaker 2: It's called where's it sylvan siltan syldan phil phil It's
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  Speaker 2: got siltaniphil h. That was originally created to fight hypertension.
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  Speaker 2: It was a blood pressure medication. That's what viagra was
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  Speaker 2: created for. That's what it was. It wasn't that great.
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  Speaker 2: It was good, but it wasn't great that the blood pressure.
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  Speaker 2: They came up with much better blood pressure medications. And
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  Speaker 2: then they found out there was a problem with this viagra.
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  Speaker 2: When you took up for your blood press it caused erections.
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  Speaker 2: That was a side effect. So they were about to
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  Speaker 2: just get rid of it. And then luckily it's one
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  Speaker 2: of the big pharmaceutical companies. Somebody saw this and said,
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  Speaker 2: wait a minute, it causes erections. Yeah, it's a big problem,
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  Speaker 2: caused them all the time. We'll sell it for that,
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  Speaker 2: make it for that. So they switched the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same exact drug. They said, we'll just sell
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  Speaker 2: it as a what do you call that, elect a
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  Speaker 2: rectile dysfunction medicine if that's the side effect, and it
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  Speaker 2: does it all the time, so they started selling it
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  Speaker 2: as that and made billions and billions and billions of dollars.
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  Speaker 2: So now it turns out it's great at fighting demni. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: we'll take some calls. Next. Eight hundred three to two
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  Speaker 2: one zero seven ten is the number. Eight hundred three
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  Speaker 2: two one zero seven ten,