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Ep. 128 Healthy Living and Extra Gassy w/ Aaron Luckman (Privychat 29) · Privycast

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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, you know, it was just God awful. And, like, I'm just sitting there
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  going, pushing this
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  pledge, or even 48 inches
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  away. Why would they? Anyways, so Les
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  Sprinkle, he's standing there, and he looks at me. He's just laughing at me the whole time. I'm like,
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  what's this? He's like, welcome to custodial.
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  >> Speaker B: Thanks, Les.
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  >> Speaker C: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms
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  recorded if you listen, the keen
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  earth.
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  If you hear that fan. We are back in my
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  church's men's front building bathroom,
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  and I am joined this week, um,
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  by Aaron Luckman. Aaron, how are you?
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  >> Speaker A: I'm good, thank you.
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  >> Speaker C: Um, so your brother,
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  uh, was on the show. He sat
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  right where you're seated. Um, and
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  he made a lot of inappropriate jokes at me.
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  I have the power of editing. So if yours, I
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  will let you know if you give me a
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  story. And you're like, you know what? Actually, that
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  one's not safe.
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  >> Speaker B: Easy.
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  >> Speaker C: Super easy.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, copy that.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah, but, uh, I know you
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  from. I struggle in my
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  brain to remember if we met at the
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  school or if we met via
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  church. Um, like, I
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  cannot. I was trying to think it out in preparation for
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  this, and I was like, I don't actually know where I first met
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  you.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, we first met at south, uh, Albany high school. Yeah,
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  back when I was a knight custodian. You needed something real quick,
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  and it was just, like, a real quick,
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  hey, all right. And then you turn into your thing, and I
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  went, yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Uh, I hide in my little hole.
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  >> Speaker A: It was building six.
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  >> Speaker C: Hot, so. Which, yeah, should be building
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  one, but whoever made the map, I don't
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  know. They were on it.
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  Um, so
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  was it scary at night there?
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  >> Speaker B: South Albany? Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: No.
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  >> Speaker C: Really?
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  >> Speaker A: Cause I'm a dude.
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  >> Speaker C: Well, yeah, but it's still dark.
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  >> Speaker A: Well, yeah, it does get dark out, but it was pretty
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  well illuminated for the places that I needed to be.
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  Um, there was only one time where I felt
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  sketched out, which was like, uh, there was no other night
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  custodians. And I was turning off all the lights and
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  building one, and for a split second, I'm just like,
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  hurry. Hurry down this dark hallway, you
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  know, 11:00 at night.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, man. Yeah, no, that one would get me. Uh,
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  one of my dreams is to do a
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  multi youth, like, four
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  or five different churches, bring their youth groups
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  to south Albany, to that
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  campus, and we do, like, live
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  Mafia or, like, sardines or some sort of
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  big group run around game.
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  >> Speaker A: Like a big nerf game.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah, big Nerf game.
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  >> Speaker A: Genius.
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  >> Speaker C: That's one of my dreams. Um,
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  I have almost all the connections.
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  Um, but no buy in from.
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  No buy in from the school end yet. I haven't found
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  that yet. And no buy in from those
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  outside the school. I've got a couple guys are like, I'd be totally down,
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  but I don't know, it seems like a liability. And I'm like, yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Ah.
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  >> Speaker C: I mean, everything funds a little bit of a liability.
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  >> Speaker B: Facts. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: That's what makes it kind of fun.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Um, so, uh, but you
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  are. You are a custodian? You're head custodian.
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  >> Speaker B: Yes. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Very good. How is that?
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  >> Speaker A: Do you, um, being the head custodian
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  versus being, like, just a nice.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: The man in charge.
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  >> Speaker A: Oh, um, it's interesting.
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  Um, it has its ups
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  and downs. Um, I'd say the best part
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  is leading the team. I really appreciate
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  my night team. They are phenomenal. Doing phenomenal
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  work. They make my job easier so that I can do
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  more of the head custodian stuff. Um,
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  and, uh, uh, you're with the public a
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  lot more, which was a pretty
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  big transition for me, because before night
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  custodial work, I was graveyard shift at a convenience
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  store.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, wow.
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  >> Speaker A: So, like, I. You know, I mean, I've interacted with people, and I'm really
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  good with people, of course, but, um, it's just
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  like the bombardment of, like, all right.
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  Going from, like, three of us working at night to all of a sudden there's,
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  like, 800 people in the building, you know, while you're
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  trying to do your work.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah. That's crazy.
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  >> Speaker A: I mean, it was odd at first. Um,
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  but I really do enjoy it. I like the challenges that it
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  presents, and it's pushing me to become not only a better
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  custodian, but a better Christian, a better man, and
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  a better. Just a better human being in general. Yeah, that's awesome. Which is
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  good.
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  >> Speaker B: That's good.
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  >> Speaker C: When work can
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  not bleed over, but, like, can impact that as
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  well in a positive way.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, it's showing me, through the work that I do as a
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  leader, areas of my own life, both
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  spiritually and emotionally, that I need to change in order to be a more
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  effective leader for what God has intended for his purpose.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker C: Well, and that's probably. That probably. I was gonna say that probably spills
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  outside of the school into personal relationships
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  and just. I mean, all sorts of stuff.
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  >> Speaker B: Everything. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I mean, if you're gonna be a leader, you have to. There's. You can't lack
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  impeccability with your word.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Because you do it once, then all of a sudden. Okay, so you want to hear?
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  >> Speaker B: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: So here's something.
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  >> Speaker B: Hit me.
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  >> Speaker C: Not really.
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  >> Speaker A: So when I was, uh, during COVID um,
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  everybody was in a really bad mood. It was just us custodians at
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  Liberty elementary school. I walked by, and in the dust, I
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  drew, uh, a male body part.
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  Yeah, but that's below the belt, but above the
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  knee.
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  >> Speaker C: Um, the butt crack.
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  >> Speaker A: It might have a little hair, and it protrudes out.
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  >> Speaker B: It doesn't.
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  >> Speaker C: So far. It's still butt crack.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, man.
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  >> Speaker C: No, no, I'm just kidding.
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  >> Speaker B: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: I don't want to pan. Anyways, I drew that in the dust.
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  >> Speaker C: That's protrude.
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  >> Speaker A: So I drew that in the dust. And it just so happens that day, the
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  principal was there, walks by and sees it. Of course,
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  you know, as soon as they came to me, a part of the rules that I stick to
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  is impeccability. With your words, if you do something wrong, you say, hey, I own
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  it. So I said, yep, it was me.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Well, um.
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  Yeah, I don't know where I was going.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah, no, that's good, because, like, it's.
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  >> Speaker A: Just like, oh, my gosh. Like, I think about who I was then versus
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  who I am now.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I still have that same kind of humor a little bit, but, like,
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  that's good. I'm more. Because of the position I'm in. I'm aware
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  of it. If I do something like that, that's gonna reflect
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  not only on me.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: But all the leadership above me and other head custodians.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: Well, and you. Like, I think that's respect that they
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  deserve.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: I think it's a valuable, like,
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  thing to have is, like, knowing when to turn that on,
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  because, like, there. There's goofy time, you know,
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  and to lose goofy time, well, I think that's one of the
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  troubles with a lot of, like, I work
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  behaviors at the high school, and a lot of it is like, hey, we got to get
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  these kids to not be doing this.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And it's like.
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  >> Speaker C: Or we. We teach them how
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  to determine when it is good to be doing
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  this.
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  >> Speaker B: Yes.
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  >> Speaker A: Because this isn't the time for that.
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  >> Speaker C: Right. The reality is, is, like, some of these kids, if you
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  tell them, hey, you're never allowed to goof around,
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  we. We're setting ourselves up. It's a ticking time bomb.
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  Like, uh, you got to give them the railings. This
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  is the space that you can kind of screw around for a half.
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  >> Speaker A: Hour and, like, gotta be goofy and be
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  silly.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: But I think I know.
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  >> Speaker B: That's.
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  >> Speaker C: That's interesting.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, that's the truth, though. You are. As the more I'm
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  learning to become a better leader, the more I understand
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  that there's a time and place for what you might
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  like the thought that you have right now.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: You know, I mean, there is a time and a place. And so this
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  I'm really beginning to learn after the first year of being a head
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  custodian. And just now, like, okay, whoa, whoa.
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  Slow your brain down.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: This is not the time for that. Let's focus on the
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  work part. Or we can be a little goofy today.
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  But, uh, I gotta be, ah, real here that through
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  my faith, um, I feel like
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  I'm at a really good place in where I'm supposed to be right now as far
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  as growing and evolving and all those things.
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  And, uh, you can see
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  God working in the school.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Just through the cleanliness.
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  >> Speaker B: That's awesome.
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  >> Speaker A: The staff that don't want to be there because they
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  hate their job are leaving. The ones who see
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  opportunity elsewhere, uh, are leaving. The ones who
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  want to stay and are passionate about these kids and want to see a
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  difference in their futures are sticking around.
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  But before that, the main thing on everybody's mind
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  was pests and cleanliness. Well,
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  both of those have been removed and are gone. That's not
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  problems anymore. Test scores have gone up.
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  The. We've had received reviews
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  from. From, uh, people outside in the community
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  and educators that are for the
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  state have said how warm and welcoming this place is.
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  >> Speaker C: That's awesome.
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  >> Speaker A: And that's what we want for everyone in our community.
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  In the community is that we look, if you feel like
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  you're in a place where you're not. Yeah, it's not good. Come
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  here. You know, feel safe and what. It's kind of like that
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  in the rurals.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Ooh. Um, that, like, that cleanliness when
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  you walk. Like, that's like setting the tone almost. Yes, I know. Like,
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  for me, and I'm kind of shoehorning
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  a little bit, but I'm not. When I go to,
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  like, if you need take it, I can pause. You're good. Oh,
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  m. If, like, when I go to a restaurant
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  and I am like, I sit down and
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  it's like. And for whatever reason, I think it's psychological, but I
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  always have to go to the bathroom, like, right before I
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  order and I go to the bathroom and the bathroom is a
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  disaster.
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  >> Speaker A: I'm going m. Either.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: My thought process now in the leadership role that I'm in
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  is now.
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  >> Speaker B: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: Either a management is real bad and they don't want to take care of
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  it, or they have a lazy employee.
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  >> Speaker C: Yep.
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  >> Speaker A: One of the two. And that's exactly where if they're not going to
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  have the respect for the.
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  >> Speaker C: Bathroom or what's going on back there where
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  I can't see.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: What's going on in the kitchen.
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  >> Speaker B: Yep.
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  >> Speaker A: Are they even washing their hands? Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: In my, like, that's why I don't.
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  >> Speaker A: Like going out to eat either. Uh, yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Anymore. If I don't get it to go, I just.
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  >> Speaker A: They're underpaid and understaffed. So, like, you're. There's gonna be slip
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  ups when you have problem. When you do.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah. And. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: More profits.
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  >> Speaker C: Well, in my thing, like, I was. I did
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  janitorial for ten years, and I was the
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  only janitor. It was like, it was like a four office building
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  complex, but, like, I was the only. And so, like, that was
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  where I kind of, like, you're saying I had to take ownership
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  for that stuff. Uh, of, like, you know, when people walk in here,
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  we got. We got to figure out how there's not, like,
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  just a spill on the side here. Like, yeah,
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  it's not super noticeable. I know it's there. And there's probably
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  ten people that'll walk by it, but you got to clean it. Like, it's just part
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  of it. Right.
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  >> Speaker A: I think I. I think that if every human being made
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  the choice to take personal responsibility in a different world, but
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  also at the same time, it would be training them at a young
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  age and.
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  >> Speaker B: Yep, yep.
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  >> Speaker C: We got to start.
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  >> Speaker A: But I, you know, I mean, I think about the behaviors that I learned as a kid
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  growing up, and a lot of them weren't right. Some of them weren't right,
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  you know? And it's like, oh, boy, I gotta change.
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  >> Speaker B: Dang it. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And that's the hardest work, is changing ourselves. I've also
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  noticed this, that when an environment is clean, you're focused on
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  the task.
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  >> Speaker B: Yep.
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  >> Speaker A: So I've associated in my own life
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  this, that when I allow my. My room,
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  apartment, whatever house, when I let it start to
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  dilapidate, as soon as that happens, there's something going
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  on in my head and in my heart that I need to work on.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And instead of working on those things, I'm
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  distracted by having to keep it clean.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And so. And how I learned that was from the school, the
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  test scores, because the teachers are not
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  distracted by the uncleanliness.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: You know, um.
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  >> Speaker C: Have you ever heard Jordan Peterson. Do you know who he's
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  got his whole thing about, like, when you get up, make your bed.
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  Every morning. Just make your bed.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Uh, it will be. You getting over that hurdle
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  will set the tone and it's like, yeah,
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  it's.
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  >> Speaker A: I do not disagree one bit.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: I also don't disagree on waking, uh, up early.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: You know, I mean, I didn't do it before, you know, and now that I'm
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  doing it, it's, it's 100% worth it.
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  >> Speaker C: I both hate it and enjoy it,
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  you know what I mean? Where it's like I'm a night owl. And so,
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  like, uh, I get up at four.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: And I go to bed at like 910 ish. When I'm
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  goofing around a little bit.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Uh, but sometimes.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: But it's like I
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  get so much more done and I feel like
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  I, I have. Even though it's not really
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  like I have this discipline to start my day, it's like,
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  we're going.
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  >> Speaker A: There's, um, the only problem
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  I've been having lately is, like,
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  time. It's, it's,
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  it's getting into that consistency, which is really important for me.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: That consistency. But also, uh, being aware
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  that in those times when it's
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  gonna be, it's going to be inconsistent, that you just got to
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  let it go.
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  >> Speaker B: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: You know, it's hard is
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  heck sometimes because like, you're just, you're
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  ready to go and then like, oh, hey, well, we're just gonna throw
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  a flat tire at you. So those two meetings that you were.
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  >> Speaker C: Gonna do, whatever it is, it's done.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, you know, sweet. Awesome.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah, that's, that is tough.
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  >> Speaker A: No sarcasm.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker C: So tell me a little bit about
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  Aaron Luckman growing up. Uh, uh,
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  you know, you shared, like.
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  >> Speaker A: I would say, I grew up in Albany, Oregon.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, right here. Yeah, right here in Albany, Oregon. Um,
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  it was right there off of Knox Butte Avenue. It was a house we had.
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  We were renting, um, right off. High five
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  there. And then we moved to Gary street. Right. Actually,
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  just up the road, right across the street from Bob's family
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  market.
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  >> Speaker B: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: So now a us market with a gas station.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Um.
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  >> Speaker B: Wow.
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  >> Speaker A: And then went to Kalapuya middle school.
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  Uh, south Albany High School.
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  >> Speaker C: That's wild. You know, um, you're a
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  local guy.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And then I lived in the Portland area for about ten or twelve
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  years.
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  >> Speaker C: How was that?
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  >> Speaker B: Was it.
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  >> Speaker C: It was probably different than it is now.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, it's, it was. Portland used to
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  be like a decent. The
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  way I want to describe it is dirty hippie ish.
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  >> Speaker B: We're cool.
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  >> Speaker A: You know, we got a good vibe. But it's
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  turned to drugs and trash since then, in my opinion.
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  >> Speaker C: No, it.
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  >> Speaker A: You.
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  >> Speaker B: It.
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  >> Speaker A: So, like, I'm gonna go garbage on the hot side of the
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  highway. The spray paint everywhere, tents everywhere.
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  Like, no regard for human decency or, you
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  know, like. Like, crapping in the street.
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  Like, right?
• 14:18
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 14:18
  >> Speaker A: They're pooping in the street. Like, come on, man.
• 14:20
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:20
  >> Speaker A: Hey, can we at least provide
• 14:23
  it?
• 14:23
  >> Speaker C: Uh, but then they, uh, have them,
• 14:26
  right? Oh, I got a picture I gotta show you after this. It's
• 14:29
  a. So they.
• 14:30
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:31
  >> Speaker C: Did these things in Portland. They're Portland loos. It was this big
• 14:33
  project that the city did. Like, oh, we're
• 14:36
  gonna put up 20 public,
• 14:38
  enclosed, self cleaning air,
• 14:41
  quote, bathrooms in these
• 14:43
  parks. And I did a thing on
• 14:46
  it a year or two ago, and we were up in Portland.
• 14:49
  We went to the zoo, and I told Anna, I was like, I got to, like,
• 14:52
  this episode's coming out in, like, two weeks, three weeks. I gotta
• 14:55
  go find one of these loos. I gotta check it out.
• 14:58
  Boots on the ground, and I picked one out of 20. I
• 15:01
  picked the closest one went in. It's a
• 15:03
  wasteland. Like, there's. There's
• 15:06
  poo stacked out of the toilet. Like,
• 15:09
  almost like six inches up out of
• 15:12
  the, uh. It is bedlam. I didn't even walk
• 15:14
  in. I opened it. I went, nope.
• 15:17
  >> Speaker A: Took a picture.
• 15:18
  >> Speaker C: It was the randiest toilet I have ever seen in my
• 15:21
  entire life.
• 15:22
  >> Speaker A: Well, we're doing bathroom as a custodian.
• 15:25
  >> Speaker C: Oh, yes. That was my next.
• 15:27
  >> Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, I have a few stories. Perfect.
• 15:30
  >> Speaker B: That's.
• 15:30
  >> Speaker C: That's why I'm here.
• 15:31
  >> Speaker A: Okay, so, Sal, v. Men's locker
• 15:34
  room. Um, at one
• 15:36
  point, up to the. Up to the rim of
• 15:39
  where the seat is, it was just all dookie.
• 15:42
  >> Speaker C: You were. You were custodialing?
• 15:43
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:44
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 15:45
  >> Speaker A: Did you ever contribute.
• 15:46
  >> Speaker C: When you were. When you were a youth, did you ever contribute to
• 15:49
  something like that? Oh, okay, good.
• 15:51
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I'd say the worst thing I did was I was
• 15:53
  peeling paint off of a.
• 15:56
  A, uh, filing cabinet. You know, like, I was never really a
• 15:59
  vandal. You know? Like, I was just, like, I was a
• 16:02
  loudmouth. Like, why do we have to learn history?
• 16:05
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 16:06
  >> Speaker A: Uh, what's this cursive stuff? I can type
• 16:08
  faster than I can cursive.
• 16:10
  >> Speaker B: Why? Yeah.
• 16:12
  >> Speaker A: Now they don't even teach cursive.
• 16:14
  >> Speaker C: They just skip it.
• 16:14
  >> Speaker A: It's amazing to me, seeing girls in middle school, their
• 16:17
  handwriting it's like. It's as bad as,
• 16:20
  like, a first grader. It's something they don't practice.
• 16:23
  >> Speaker C: That's why it doesn't get better.
• 16:24
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 16:25
  >> Speaker C: Like, our son's teacher, he. She
• 16:28
  told us his handwriting is okay. If you want
• 16:31
  it to improve, you're gonna have to work on it and help.
• 16:33
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 16:33
  >> Speaker C: And it's, like, truly, that's kind of.
• 16:35
  >> Speaker A: The path forward for as long as he knows how to read, how
• 16:38
  to write. Like, yeah, they're giving them the basics,
• 16:41
  not.
• 16:41
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 16:42
  >> Speaker A: I mean, it's. Communication, uh, is great and all, but comprehension is important,
• 16:45
  too.
• 16:45
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. So.
• 16:46
  >> Speaker C: So, no, they had a poo volcano that you did. You have to
• 16:49
  deal with it.
• 16:50
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew, literally, I just had to keep hitting the
• 16:53
  flusher. And then eventually, it worked itself out.
• 16:55
  >> Speaker B: Uh, yeah. Really? Yeah.
• 16:57
  >> Speaker C: Oh, man. I was afraid that you had to.
• 16:59
  >> Speaker A: Get, like, oh, dude, there was one time there it was
• 17:01
  girls locker room. Uh, probably
• 17:04
  the long end of the baseball bat. That big.
• 17:06
  Around eight inches long. I mean, it
• 17:09
  was. It was a doozy. And, like, flushing it. It
• 17:12
  was like a corn cob. It just spun around on the inside.
• 17:15
  I mean, luckily, it wasn't sticky. Cause it didn't leave
• 17:18
  smear marks. Um, but so, like,
• 17:21
  I literally took, like, a slim jim they
• 17:24
  used to open a car, and I just sit
• 17:27
  there, hack it up, you know, just look away, and
• 17:30
  just.
• 17:31
  >> Speaker B: I think I'm gonna.
• 17:34
  >> Speaker C: I tell people.
• 17:35
  >> Speaker B: Terrible.
• 17:35
  >> Speaker C: I tell people the top side of a plunger. That's
• 17:38
  for busting. You just go
• 17:41
  inverted, bust it, flip it
• 17:43
  back over, plunge her down. That's.
• 17:46
  >> Speaker A: I'd rather have a separate tool.
• 17:47
  >> Speaker C: Separate tool.
• 17:48
  >> Speaker A: Yes, because, like, the plungers, for me, is,
• 17:51
  like, it's gonna solve the situation.
• 17:53
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 17:54
  >> Speaker A: Like, I have confidence that it's going to, but if it's that
• 17:57
  kind of a situation, I don't want to have to, like,
• 17:59
  have to reclean it again right
• 18:03
  after you use, like, a, um, rags or.
• 18:04
  >> Speaker C: And you. And I'll say, you are correct. I'm
• 18:07
  just lazy. And I'm like, well, I got it here. I'm not
• 18:10
  gonna go find one.
• 18:11
  >> Speaker A: I get you.
• 18:12
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 18:12
  >> Speaker A: So if I. Yeah, if I didn't have the proper tools, I just walk away.
• 18:15
  Lunch, you know,
• 18:18
  call lunch. Uh, right now, man.
• 18:21
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, dude, this is.
• 18:22
  >> Speaker C: I at least when I was a janitor, and
• 18:25
  I think part of it.
• 18:26
  >> Speaker A: Was, you know, what I did today? What'd you do in the custodial office? I
• 18:29
  wrote the letters fts.
• 18:30
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 18:31
  >> Speaker A: In my head, I was thinking, faith, trust, support,
• 18:33
  yeah. And, yeah, the night team comes in and she's like, you're
• 18:36
  right.
• 18:37
  >> Speaker C: F. This s. Yeah. I was like, no,
• 18:40
  no, I've heard that. And f. The system is the other
• 18:43
  one that.
• 18:43
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:44
  >> Speaker C: A lot of teens will. They'll put
• 18:47
  that under. Yeah, whatever they've drawn.
• 18:50
  >> Speaker B: Uh, good.
• 18:50
  >> Speaker A: Go enjoy your chaos then. Here's a tent. Go out and live in the woods.
• 18:53
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:53
  >> Speaker C: Well, half of them would probably wait.
• 18:56
  >> Speaker A: I like, uh, no opening the door.
• 18:59
  >> Speaker C: And there's food in my fridge. Do you like wi fi, kid?
• 19:01
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:02
  >> Speaker C: Cause let me tell you what, let.
• 19:04
  >> Speaker A: Me tell you, on days pass before wi fi.
• 19:07
  >> Speaker C: Oh, my gosh, here's my walk on. I sound like an old man.
• 19:10
  So often at the high school, they're just like,
• 19:13
  it's unbelievable.
• 19:15
  >> Speaker A: And what, you're 29?
• 19:16
  >> Speaker B: 28.
• 19:17
  >> Speaker C: 30. 30.
• 19:18
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Yes.
• 19:19
  >> Speaker C: Gosh, I made it.
• 19:20
  >> Speaker A: Um, we
• 19:23
  go back 200 years ago. They were pooping in, like,
• 19:27
  a trough.
• 19:27
  >> Speaker C: Basically, and used hay. They were pooping in the
• 19:30
  street.
• 19:31
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:31
  >> Speaker C: In America, less than 150 years
• 19:34
  ago, the street was the go to.
• 19:37
  Still, it's baffling. Like, that's one of the
• 19:40
  things doing this show. I look, I've
• 19:43
  read about all this stuff, and it's
• 19:45
  like, really? That's that
• 19:48
  recent.
• 19:49
  >> Speaker A: Like, we've only known about Neptune for. Since
• 19:51
  1847.
• 19:52
  >> Speaker C: Toilet papers, like classic toilet paper, is sitting
• 19:55
  at less, I think, like maybe right around a hundred years.
• 19:58
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:59
  >> Speaker C: I'm sitting here going, we had to have been able to figure that out
• 20:01
  sooner. Like, uh, that's why
• 20:04
  you would think.
• 20:07
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:09
  >> Speaker A: So poop it in the street.
• 20:11
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, dude, they just.
• 20:12
  >> Speaker B: They did.
• 20:13
  >> Speaker C: And then they just dump water down the street and then
• 20:16
  it just erodes the. Whatever, like, stone
• 20:18
  that they had put in. It's like, it's wild. Um,
• 20:22
  in Disney. So if you go to Disney World. I don't know about
• 20:24
  Disneyland. I've never been. I've never been the California version
• 20:27
  of this. Mickey Mouse's capitalist fun
• 20:30
  land. Um, they have in the
• 20:33
  America section, the old timey America section. They've got, like, a
• 20:35
  brown sidewalk and that's what it's born. That's why
• 20:38
  they have it is because they used to poo in the street.
• 20:42
  It's like a whole thing.
• 20:43
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. No way. Yeah.
• 20:45
  >> Speaker A: Uh, hold on a second.
• 20:48
  Yeah, let me squeeze out this grunty.
• 20:50
  >> Speaker C: They're like, I'm late for work. Don't worry, I'll
• 20:53
  go on my way.
• 20:54
  >> Speaker A: What did they use to wipe then?
• 20:56
  >> Speaker C: I don't think they did. Uh, either that or they
• 20:58
  just, I.
• 20:59
  >> Speaker A: Just have that because, like, dude, have you ever had that?
• 21:02
  We're like. Like you're in a rush and you do your thing,
• 21:05
  but maybe you missed a little bit, and then you walk for, like, half a day.
• 21:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:08
  >> Speaker A: And then you're just like, yes, yes.
• 21:10
  >> Speaker C: Everybody's missed. I thought you meant, like. I didn't even
• 21:12
  try. I was like, I've always tried. Even if I'm pulling the
• 21:15
  sock off and rolling with it.
• 21:17
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, for sure.
• 21:17
  >> Speaker C: I've always tried. Um,
• 21:20
  but, yeah, no, I think the other thing they did was they would poo. No, you're
• 21:23
  good. They poo in, like, a bucket and then just toss it out in the
• 21:26
  street. And then there's just line with poo, and it's.
• 21:29
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:29
  >> Speaker A: Disgusting.
• 21:30
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, it's wild.
• 21:31
  >> Speaker A: One more story.
• 21:32
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:33
  >> Speaker A: When I was first started as custodian, when building
• 21:36
  nine just opened up at South Albany High school,
• 21:39
  um, the post.
• 21:41
  >> Speaker C: Is this post fiery inferno.
• 21:43
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 21:43
  >> Speaker A: Brand new building. Went like. We haven't. Nobody's.
• 21:46
  No students have been in it yet.
• 21:47
  >> Speaker C: Right before the upstairs bathroom can smell, like, tobacco, cigarettes
• 21:50
  and vape.
• 21:51
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Is that how it is now?
• 21:53
  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah, it reeks in there. That's where kids go. Because it's a
• 21:56
  single stall. They can lock it, be by themselves.
• 21:58
  >> Speaker A: And they just vape it up in there.
• 22:00
  >> Speaker B: Smoke.
• 22:00
  >> Speaker A: Why don't they put a smoke detector in there? Anyways, doesn't matter.
• 22:03
  >> Speaker B: Um. Um. Oh, they.
• 22:04
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, they got ways around it.
• 22:05
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Ah. Uh, yeah.
• 22:07
  >> Speaker A: They are so smart.
• 22:08
  >> Speaker C: They are. They're.
• 22:10
  >> Speaker B: Yep.
• 22:10
  >> Speaker C: Anyway, so. New building.
• 22:11
  >> Speaker A: New building.
• 22:12
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 22:12
  >> Speaker A: Um. And one of the construction workers left a
• 22:15
  nice, tasty log.
• 22:17
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:17
  >> Speaker A: Like, and. And, like, so I pushed the button to
• 22:20
  flush, and it's like,
• 22:23
  there's no pull on this. There's no.
• 22:26
  So I'm like, all right, so this is, like, my third or fourth day,
• 22:29
  you know? Like, I'm just. I wasn't subbing. I just
• 22:32
  got hard on as a temp.
• 22:33
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 22:34
  >> Speaker A: And, um, less sprinkles.
• 22:36
  >> Speaker B: All.
• 22:37
  >> Speaker A: Well, you got here. Get the plunger. And
• 22:39
  instead of it being a plunger on, like, your standard twelve
• 22:42
  inch piece of wood, it was on, like, a
• 22:47
  38 inch or 48 inch stick with a little
• 22:50
  tiny plunger on it.
• 22:51
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 22:51
  >> Speaker A: So I'm standing at a distance, dude. The first time I go,
• 22:54
  boop, boop. All of a sudden, like, the aroma just
• 22:57
  comes out of it after I hit it once. Right. And it
• 22:59
  just. It literally enters the
• 23:02
  nostrils. And it was like,
• 23:05
  leftover taco bell with cheese,
• 23:08
  extra cheese on top of, like, I
• 23:11
  drank too much that night.
• 23:12
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 23:12
  >> Speaker A: You know, and it was just God awful. And, like, I'm just sitting there
• 23:15
  going, pushing this
• 23:18
  plunger even 48 inches
• 23:20
  away. Why would they? Anyways, so Les
• 23:23
  sprinkle, he's standing there, and he looks at me, just laughing at me the whole time. I'm m like,
• 23:26
  what's this? He's like, welcome to custodial.
• 23:29
  >> Speaker B: Thanks, Les. Here.
• 23:32
  >> Speaker A: Your turn. Yeah, no, no. And then we just adjusted it
• 23:35
  so it could.
• 23:35
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 23:36
  >> Speaker C: Why. Why was the plunger so long?
• 23:39
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 23:39
  >> Speaker A: Um, I have.
• 23:40
  >> Speaker C: Do they. Do they have a reason?
• 23:42
  >> Speaker A: I never asked. Maybe it was just to give
• 23:45
  you some distance away from it so you don't splash yourself.
• 23:47
  >> Speaker C: Gosh, I wouldn't feel like I had enough control over,
• 23:50
  like, the plunging process.
• 23:52
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, it was just holding it up high.
• 23:54
  >> Speaker C: That's crazy.
• 23:55
  >> Speaker A: That's crazy down. But it was. It was a good experience
• 23:58
  because. And the more just like anything in life,
• 24:01
  the more you're exposed to it.
• 24:02
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:02
  >> Speaker A: You, like, you lose that gag reflex.
• 24:06
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:06
  >> Speaker A: This is just normal. Kind of like month 13
• 24:09
  of COVID Yes.
• 24:11
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:12
  >> Speaker A: Lockdown, man.
• 24:12
  >> Speaker B: Let's do it.
• 24:13
  >> Speaker C: It's fine. Where I love, you know, and I know. Oh,
• 24:16
  uh, it still exists, but I love the people that are like, yeah, we're
• 24:19
  still in the middle of it. I was like, we're not really, though, because,
• 24:22
  like, I just. We're moving on.
• 24:24
  Like, we. Life is, I would say,
• 24:27
  90% back to normal. Um, yeah.
• 24:30
  >> Speaker A: And I think that people are aware of this. Like, you can't fight an
• 24:33
  invisible monster.
• 24:34
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:34
  >> Speaker A: Like, you can't.
• 24:36
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Yes. It's. There's.
• 24:38
  >> Speaker A: Sorry, but. Right. And it could be anything.
• 24:41
  It could be, like, we found a hangnail that was
• 24:44
  sitting on a park bench that had monkey
• 24:47
  pox, and it mutated into giraffe pox.
• 24:49
  >> Speaker C: Did you hear about the cat, like, out in.
• 24:52
  Where was that? There was a cat that had the. The
• 24:55
  plague here in Oregon.
• 24:57
  >> Speaker B: Really? Yeah.
• 24:58
  >> Speaker C: I want to say it was out, like, towards sweet home,
• 25:00
  but I don't know that black
• 25:03
  plague. Like. Well, all the people died
• 25:06
  from, like, back in the medieval days.
• 25:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:08
  >> Speaker A: What I do know that. That it's transmitted through the
• 25:11
  fleas.
• 25:12
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:12
  >> Speaker A: Um, and that's why I don't like cats.
• 25:14
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:15
  >> Speaker A: They keep a little bit underneath. But, I mean,
• 25:18
  if that's true. If. If it is true that there was
• 25:21
  that out in sweet home, uh, I
• 25:24
  truly believe that with our ability to communicate and stuff, we
• 25:27
  could stop the problem super quick.
• 25:29
  >> Speaker B: But.
• 25:30
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, but it wouldn't be, like, you know, world war z
• 25:33
  or, you know, like, 28 days later, I imagine.
• 25:36
  >> Speaker C: Like, I feel like we have a solution to the
• 25:39
  now.
• 25:39
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:40
  >> Speaker C: Like, it's.
• 25:41
  >> Speaker A: Wasn't it just meningitis?
• 25:42
  >> Speaker C: Uh, I have no idea.
• 25:43
  >> Speaker A: I think it was a bacterial infection. I didn't pay attention because if it's a
• 25:46
  bacterial infection, we have penicillin.
• 25:48
  >> Speaker C: That's right.
• 25:48
  >> Speaker A: But I don't remember if it was exactly what it was, but it just
• 25:51
  spread so easily, and it was
• 25:54
  the. It was coming from the rats, but it was the blood of the
• 25:57
  rats, whereas people used to believe it was coming from the rats.
• 26:00
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:01
  >> Speaker A: And really only, what was it, 100? Like you were saying
• 26:04
  150 years ago is when we started washing our hands on a regular
• 26:07
  basis.
• 26:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 26:08
  >> Speaker C: I mean, it was only three years ago that we started to do it for 20
• 26:11
  seconds every time.
• 26:12
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 26:13
  >> Speaker C: Everyone's like, COVID, you have to do it for 20. And
• 26:15
  everybody on the planet is like,
• 26:18
  are you sure?
• 26:19
  >> Speaker A: Because I put soap on my hands.
• 26:22
  >> Speaker C: I put soap on my hands, and they got wet. Like, we're
• 26:25
  fine.
• 26:25
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it's good.
• 26:27
  >> Speaker C: Um, so I wanted to ask you a
• 26:29
  question. You are the other
• 26:32
  area of life that you and I interact semi frequently
• 26:35
  is the gymnasium. You're a gym
• 26:38
  frequenter?
• 26:39
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 26:40
  >> Speaker C: Do you have. Have you had any bathroom
• 26:43
  side effects to your gym going experience?
• 26:46
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 26:48
  >> Speaker C: Do you want to share what, uh, that looks like or
• 26:51
  not looks like?
• 26:51
  >> Speaker A: Well, it really. Really. Oh, gosh.
• 26:54
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 26:55
  >> Speaker A: So when I first started, you know, completely
• 26:58
  uneducated, but passionate, so I just gung ho and go for
• 27:00
  it. Um, I would take, like, my blender,
• 27:04
  and, like, I would throw in, like, three carrots, you
• 27:06
  know, um, like, fiber overload. Just
• 27:09
  throw. I mean, I was just throwing fruit
• 27:12
  protein powder, you know, like, I mean, it would. And, like, I
• 27:15
  would be drinking on it all day, but boy, oh, boy, did it
• 27:18
  make me.
• 27:19
  >> Speaker B: Yes. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:21
  >> Speaker A: Just super gassy. Like, not even. I mean, and,
• 27:24
  like, the type that, like, uh, the flowers are wilting
• 27:27
  as you're walking by. Like, they were awful. In fact, you can
• 27:29
  ask Chris's, uh, wife, Roxanne, about it.
• 27:32
  >> Speaker C: Oh.
• 27:32
  >> Speaker A: Because she was not happy about it.
• 27:34
  >> Speaker B: Did you hit. Did you.
• 27:35
  >> Speaker A: Oh, dude, all the time. Because I'm comfortable at, uh, my
• 27:38
  brother's house, so I can just kind of. Yeah. Aaron,
• 27:41
  can you take those outside, please? They smell really bad.
• 27:43
  >> Speaker B: Yes, ma'am.
• 27:44
  >> Speaker A: You know, like. But I mean, really.
• 27:47
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 27:47
  >> Speaker A: And it was just because.
• 27:48
  >> Speaker C: All the way outside.
• 27:49
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, they were that bad. Because what happens in the blender
• 27:52
  is it breaks down the fiber.
• 27:54
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 27:54
  >> Speaker A: So your body doesn't have to. Really doesn't work.
• 27:56
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:57
  >> Speaker A: So it just. And anyways,
• 28:00
  um, and then sometimes when I, like, I'll
• 28:03
  do, like, my, uh, c
• 28:05
  four energy drill.
• 28:07
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 28:07
  >> Speaker A: Type stuff.
• 28:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:09
  >> Speaker A: Putting in, like, too much of a scoop. Like you, like
• 28:12
  if you. If you didn't eat right, you know, like the day before
• 28:15
  with good, you.
• 28:15
  >> Speaker C: Know, give you the bubble guts.
• 28:17
  >> Speaker A: No, it was just. It was just a straight up spray and
• 28:19
  pray, spray,
• 28:22
  spray, pray that it all goes in the bowl.
• 28:24
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:25
  >> Speaker A: You should have. In the bowl and you.
• 28:26
  >> Speaker B: Boom. Oh, gosh.
• 28:29
  >> Speaker A: Well, I feel bad for the people who work at the gym,
• 28:32
  but they're, uh. Like, even. Like, even.
• 28:35
  Yeah, even those restrooms, it's like they do a really good job
• 28:38
  of keeping them up for the most part, you know? Um,
• 28:41
  despite all the. They have to deal with.
• 28:42
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:43
  >> Speaker C: There you go.
• 28:44
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 28:45
  >> Speaker A: Anyone? Anyone?
• 28:47
  >> Speaker B: No.
• 28:50
  >> Speaker C: No, you're fine. Um, has it ever hit you, like,
• 28:53
  mid lift or mid exercise?
• 28:55
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 28:56
  >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 28:56
  >> Speaker A: Like, all of a sudden it's like, ooh, I gotta drop a deuce.
• 28:58
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:58
  >> Speaker A: And you'll just see. I mean, I might be like, you.
• 29:01
  >> Speaker C: Ever try to soldier through and, like.
• 29:03
  >> Speaker A: Um, through a set?
• 29:04
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 29:04
  >> Speaker A: But never through it. Like, I'm sorry. Yeah, through a set, but not through a
• 29:07
  whole exercise.
• 29:08
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 29:08
  >> Speaker A: Like four sets. No, it's like, all right, I'm three in
• 29:11
  on bench. All right, I'm gonna finish up to twelve
• 29:14
  and then go.
• 29:15
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 29:16
  >> Speaker A: And then. But I mean, it's usually the
• 29:18
  more morning grunty.
• 29:20
  >> Speaker C: And usually it's the morning grunty.
• 29:22
  Yeah, perfect.
• 29:24
  >> Speaker A: So the morning. Well, and
• 29:27
  I'll be real here. Like, the only time that the morning grunty really
• 29:29
  happens is after the weekend. Because that's usually when
• 29:32
  I consume more food. And I'm not very consistent with my
• 29:35
  diet. So it's like, usually, like, I get to the gym, get
• 29:38
  started, and it's like, okay. Yeah, no, we got a
• 29:41
  pause for the cause, man.
• 29:43
  >> Speaker C: The morning grunty. See, my whole situation
• 29:46
  is not solid.
• 29:47
  >> Speaker A: Enough because, you know, you gotta grunt it out some.
• 29:48
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, but I was gonna say, like,
• 29:55
  you're grabbing the side.
• 29:57
  >> Speaker B: No more lasagna.
• 29:59
  >> Speaker C: But no, I was just like, my whole situation is not even solid
• 30:02
  enough for grunting. It's just like, oh, uh, it
• 30:05
  goes, man.
• 30:06
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:06
  >> Speaker C: Flies. And it's like increased lightning down here.
• 30:09
  >> Speaker A: Slipped.
• 30:10
  >> Speaker C: Yep.
• 30:11
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:11
  >> Speaker A: No, no, I mean, what? Back when I was drinking, it was like.
• 30:13
  >> Speaker B: It was. Yeah.
• 30:14
  >> Speaker A: You know, way a different story. But now that, with, with
• 30:17
  keeping a very consistent diet, I noticed that, uh, when I
• 30:20
  overdo it on my proteins. They get a little tough and rough.
• 30:23
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:23
  >> Speaker A: But, uh, if I keep a good general balance of
• 30:26
  everything we're dialed. I hardly ever eat
• 30:29
  fast food, but whenever I do, the next day, my
• 30:32
  gut's like, hey, why did you do this? That you're
• 30:34
  not nice anymore. We were being. I thought we were being good.
• 30:37
  By a good, consistent diet.
• 30:39
  >> Speaker C: We are mutually opposed to each other now.
• 30:43
  Well, very good. Uh, do you have any other,
• 30:46
  like, you can. It can be personal bathroom stories or
• 30:49
  janitorial stories that you want to share, and. And I
• 30:51
  will say, what a lot of times happens is I have a bunch of questions I want to
• 30:54
  ask you.
• 30:55
  >> Speaker A: Please keep it.
• 30:56
  >> Speaker C: Um, and a lot of times, people get, like, two questions in.
• 30:58
  They're like, oh, wait. Yeah, I got something. I got something there.
• 31:01
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 31:01
  >> Speaker C: Um, so, I'm gonna start in on these, and you feel free to stop me
• 31:04
  whenever you want.
• 31:05
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 31:06
  >> Speaker C: Um, so, the first thing is toilet paper.
• 31:09
  Um, at your place, what type of toilet paper do you prefer?
• 31:12
  Um, brand,
• 31:15
  ply. You know, all those things.
• 31:17
  >> Speaker A: What if I have a choice?
• 31:18
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:19
  >> Speaker C: Perfect world.
• 31:20
  >> Speaker A: Oh, in a perfect world, a pillow.
• 31:22
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 31:22
  >> Speaker A: You know, a nice, soft, super silk pillow.
• 31:25
  Okay.
• 31:26
  >> Speaker B: That just. Ah.
• 31:27
  >> Speaker A: Like. I mean, like. Like I'm putting a cushion
• 31:30
  between my cheeks.
• 31:31
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 31:32
  >> Speaker A: That is just wiping away the negative essence out that I just
• 31:35
  need to.
• 31:35
  >> Speaker C: Display the negative essence.
• 31:36
  >> Speaker B: Very good.
• 31:37
  >> Speaker A: You know what?
• 31:38
  >> Speaker C: Okay, but is.
• 31:38
  >> Speaker A: What's the paper?
• 31:39
  >> Speaker C: That's close.
• 31:40
  >> Speaker A: My dad used to call it concentrated evil coming out of my
• 31:42
  backside.
• 31:43
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 31:43
  >> Speaker A: So that's fair. Catholics.
• 31:46
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 31:46
  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 31:47
  >> Speaker B: Yep.
• 31:47
  >> Speaker C: Yep. They're. Yeah, you
• 31:50
  gotta cast out the devil.
• 31:51
  >> Speaker B: Sorry. I. Yeah.
• 31:53
  >> Speaker C: Did he ever say that he's.
• 31:54
  >> Speaker A: No, I was trying to make a joke on
• 31:57
  the.
• 31:57
  >> Speaker C: It's fine.
• 31:59
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, you're good.
• 32:00
  >> Speaker C: Uh, so, like, what do
• 32:03
  you have at your place, though? Do you have, like, Kirkland. Kirkland
• 32:06
  signature perfect.
• 32:07
  >> Speaker A: That's because it was in bulk, and it's the soft enough for me,
• 32:10
  but not too soft.
• 32:11
  >> Speaker C: It's what we use.
• 32:12
  >> Speaker B: It's. It's.
• 32:13
  >> Speaker C: I'm convinced. It's like the working man's toilet paper.
• 32:15
  >> Speaker B: It's.
• 32:15
  >> Speaker C: It's perfect.
• 32:17
  >> Speaker A: It's a good balance.
• 32:18
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:19
  >> Speaker C: It's not too flimsy, not too thin.
• 32:21
  >> Speaker B: Yep, yep.
• 32:22
  >> Speaker C: But it doesn't like sandpaper. You like cheeks.
• 32:24
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:25
  >> Speaker C: It's just like blood. No.
• 32:28
  Uh, and then when you have it on the roll,
• 32:31
  do you fold it over or under?
• 32:33
  >> Speaker A: Over.
• 32:34
  >> Speaker C: Is that a stark, like. It's got to be over.
• 32:37
  >> Speaker B: Yep. Okay.
• 32:38
  >> Speaker C: Why do you believe that is the one.
• 32:40
  >> Speaker A: I have to use my, um. Because it. Most of the time, they're
• 32:43
  so close to.
• 32:43
  >> Speaker B: There's.
• 32:44
  >> Speaker A: They sit so close to the wall. Print that when it's under, please,
• 32:47
  Jesus.
• 32:47
  >> Speaker C: Don't say you stub your fingers.
• 32:49
  >> Speaker A: I do.
• 32:50
  >> Speaker C: You are not the first person.
• 32:52
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:52
  >> Speaker A: And I just don't want to have to, like. And also,
• 32:55
  if, like, let's say you just shower,
• 32:58
  right?
• 32:59
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:59
  >> Speaker A: Well, because of the moisture on the wall, it likes to stick to the wall. Then you got to
• 33:02
  try to get it off the wall, and you're just like, dude, I'm just trying to walk.
• 33:05
  >> Speaker C: That is one of.
• 33:06
  >> Speaker A: I'm just.
• 33:07
  >> Speaker C: That is the. The shower wall or the. Not the
• 33:10
  shower wall. The shower and the condensation on the wall is.
• 33:13
  Is one of two arguments I've heard
• 33:16
  that has kind of got me thinking. Okay, maybe over
• 33:19
  is the way.
• 33:19
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 33:19
  >> Speaker A: And over, you just have to grab and pull. You know, that's just my
• 33:22
  opinion. But also, at the same time, I'd like. I've had him where,
• 33:25
  like, you had to do one sheet at a time, rotate it,
• 33:28
  one sheet.
• 33:29
  >> Speaker B: That.
• 33:29
  >> Speaker A: And then that's because the mechanism that's holding it is not.
• 33:32
  >> Speaker C: I'm opposed to that.
• 33:33
  >> Speaker A: So, um, I just need some toilet paper. So
• 33:36
  after Moses is done parting the Red Sea, I can just wipe it clean?
• 33:39
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 33:40
  >> Speaker A: You know, get rid of pharaoh.
• 33:41
  >> Speaker C: Get rid of the pharaoh.
• 33:44
  >> Speaker A: It was pretty good. It was good.
• 33:46
  >> Speaker B: It's pretty good. It's good.
• 33:47
  >> Speaker A: We're gonna get more of them.
• 33:48
  >> Speaker B: Ah.
• 33:48
  >> Speaker A: As Aaron, you know, really what you're.
• 33:50
  >> Speaker C: Doing is you're giving me all of the weird little
• 33:52
  hashtags that I'm gonna put at the end of the thing. You're
• 33:55
  just, you're just bam, bam, bam.
• 33:58
  >> Speaker A: Little jokes.
• 33:58
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. I just.
• 33:59
  >> Speaker C: Those become stickers in things later. So, like, okay,
• 34:02
  yeah, that's fine by me.
• 34:03
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:03
  >> Speaker C: What I gotta do is I gotta find some youth that's really good
• 34:06
  at drawing and, like, I'll probably get. I'll probably
• 34:09
  get in trouble.
• 34:10
  >> Speaker A: Claire.
• 34:11
  >> Speaker B: Yeah?
• 34:12
  >> Speaker C: Can she draw, like, a pharaoh as a turd?
• 34:14
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:15
  >> Speaker A: Okay, I'll ask her.
• 34:16
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 34:17
  >> Speaker A: Cuz pharaoh is a turd.
• 34:18
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:18
  >> Speaker C: Hey, could you draw pharaoh as a piece of poop?
• 34:23
  I'm just worried. I'm wondering how many egyptian people are gonna
• 34:26
  be mad at that and what the, uh,
• 34:28
  if anything, I would love it just to have it and post
• 34:31
  it and say, hey, check out what this teenager did. It's
• 34:34
  awesome. Um, does she do art?
• 34:37
  Like, obviously she does, because you just said she did. But,
• 34:39
  like, is she have stuff like.
• 34:43
  >> Speaker A: Uh, uh, like artwork that I could show you?
• 34:45
  >> Speaker C: Well, like, does she have, like, a lot of kids, like, put it on Instagram or put it
• 34:48
  online? Does she have anything like that?
• 34:50
  >> Speaker A: No, no, we don't allow her.
• 34:52
  Yeah, she can't have a Facebook account or anything like
• 34:55
  that until. Until
• 34:58
  later.
• 34:59
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:59
  >> Speaker C: No, that's smart.
• 35:00
  >> Speaker A: The issue is with. This is just me
• 35:03
  talking. But, uh, the issue is right now is that, uh,
• 35:06
  we live in a very dopamine energic, uh,
• 35:09
  world. And dopamine, when it's piled up inside the
• 35:12
  body, turns into. It turns into cortisol or the stress hormone.
• 35:15
  So. No, you know, because all you need is to get a quick dopamine kick
• 35:18
  nowadays is flick up on TikTok.
• 35:20
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:20
  >> Speaker A: You know, and you do that enough times, you build up enough dopamine
• 35:23
  in your body, it turns into the stress hormone inside your body.
• 35:26
  No wonder we have so many kids nowadays who are anxious
• 35:29
  about everything and depressed about everything, because the only drug
• 35:32
  they're getting inside their body is that quick dopamine kick. Not
• 35:35
  the oxytocin, which is the bonding hormone,
• 35:38
  and serotonin, the other bonding hormone that gets us to come
• 35:41
  together.
• 35:41
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:42
  >> Speaker A: And so a lot of these kids.
• 35:43
  >> Speaker C: Do get the bonding hormone, but they are. It is not
• 35:46
  in a productive way. I will say that.
• 35:50
  Yeah, that too. They're snoshing and smashing
• 35:52
  and all the other things. It's like, can we stop it
• 35:55
  now?
• 35:56
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:56
  >> Speaker A: Um, yeah, sorry.
• 35:58
  >> Speaker C: So you're an overman.
• 35:59
  >> Speaker A: I'm what?
• 36:00
  >> Speaker C: You're an overman. Uh, I was told it's a beard.
• 36:03
  Whatever. Uh, okay.
• 36:06
  What this is, I'm slowly building data.
• 36:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 36:09
  >> Speaker C: Um, because I'm convinced it doesn't
• 36:11
  matter. Like, I'm truly convinced I'm chaot.
• 36:14
  When it comes to toilet paper roll, it's chaos theory. As
• 36:17
  long as I land it on the roll, it's fine.
• 36:20
  I've done it. I've made it.
• 36:22
  >> Speaker B: It can be.
• 36:22
  >> Speaker C: It can be backwards. But,
• 36:25
  like, that's my.
• 36:26
  >> Speaker A: That's where I got you.
• 36:28
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 36:28
  >> Speaker C: And Anna, like, she is very much with you, like,
• 36:31
  over. Only if I will fix it.
• 36:34
  >> Speaker A: If you screw this. Yeah, I will not.
• 36:36
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 36:38
  >> Speaker A: You know. You know, because that's just the way, you know, what's easiest for
• 36:41
  me, you.
• 36:41
  >> Speaker C: Know, I'm an absolute, like, toilet paper agnostic. I'm
• 36:44
  just like, if we do under.
• 36:45
  >> Speaker A: At school, the kids wouldn't even be able to. They would have
• 36:48
  to reach up and under with poopy hands.
• 36:51
  Why? You know, to pull it out. So that's why.
• 36:54
  That's another. Yeah.
• 36:57
  Elementary school students, man. Like, uh, we have a kid.
• 37:00
  We literally have a kid over at sunrise elementary school where
• 37:03
  he pees on the side of the
• 37:05
  toilet, not inside, even though he's standing right next to
• 37:08
  it. Oh, you want another good custodial one. So.
• 37:11
  >> Speaker C: See, I told you. They just keep coming, dude.
• 37:13
  >> Speaker B: Uh.
• 37:13
  >> Speaker A: Like, I will curse on this one. I, you know, Jesus
• 37:16
  already forgiven me. I already know that. So I'm. That doesn't give
• 37:19
  me permission, but, like, I'm giving myself permission, this.
• 37:22
  But, um, last year, when I first started
• 37:25
  as a head custodian, during the weekend, I went and covered
• 37:28
  three different events at West Albany High School. There was a play
• 37:31
  going on. There was two dance competitions going on
• 37:34
  in the gyms, and there was, um, a, uh.
• 37:37
  What do you call it? Track and field.
• 37:40
  Right? I just got done cleaning out. Out at the
• 37:43
  stadium, right. The bathroom doors that exit out there. And
• 37:46
  I'm not kidding you. I got a radio call. Ten minutes later,
• 37:49
  somebody took a in on the floor.
• 37:52
  On the floor. And I go in, like.
• 37:54
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 37:55
  >> Speaker A: So I go in there and I clean it, and it's still warm in my hand as I'm picking
• 37:58
  it up, you know, because you can't do it with a broom and dust pan, or else you're gonna have to hose all
• 38:01
  that off and everything.
• 38:02
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 38:02
  >> Speaker A: Better to just have the glove. And I'm just like. My first
• 38:05
  thought is like, dude. And literally, it was in the
• 38:08
  ADA stall, also known as Americans with Disabilities
• 38:11
  act. Um, just to the side of that,
• 38:13
  you know, on the inside of the stall. Just inside of the toilet. And
• 38:16
  it's like, that's dumb.
• 38:17
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 38:18
  >> Speaker A: Okay, somebody. What is going on in your head and your heart?
• 38:21
  Do you think that. Hey, you know, was it.
• 38:24
  Were you actually in a wheelchair and you just didn't quite make it?
• 38:26
  Okay, I get it. Yeah, I get it. You know?
• 38:29
  But it did sting. Figuratively and
• 38:32
  literally, man. So I was.
• 38:35
  >> Speaker C: So that's when you just start doing the
• 38:37
  breathing exercises.
• 38:38
  >> Speaker A: And that was a 16 hours day, that day.
• 38:40
  >> Speaker C: Perfect.
• 38:41
  >> Speaker A: That's what.
• 38:41
  >> Speaker C: That's usually when you want that to happen.
• 38:43
  >> Speaker B: Right? I'm, um.
• 38:44
  >> Speaker C: Man, that's crazy.
• 38:46
  >> Speaker A: And then, like, I can already can see, like, the bloggers right now,
• 38:49
  Aaron, I have heard of situations just like
• 38:51
  that.
• 38:53
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 38:54
  >> Speaker C: You know. Yeah, we'll see what.
• 38:57
  They'll chill out. But that's the one thing, is there's lots of people.
• 39:00
  They get, you know, what's.
• 39:02
  >> Speaker B: Whatever. Yeah.
• 39:02
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 39:05
  >> Speaker C: What do you when it comes to soap. And, like,
• 39:08
  I'm thinking in the shower, specifically, are you a bar soap or a
• 39:11
  liquid soap lab?
• 39:12
  >> Speaker B: Bar? Bar. Bar. Bar. Yeah. What's up?
• 39:14
  >> Speaker C: What bar we using?
• 39:15
  >> Speaker A: Um, anything that's gonna be as
• 39:18
  natural as possible, preferably.
• 39:20
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Right.
• 39:21
  >> Speaker A: The reason being is that there are certain cultures that
• 39:24
  your skin makes that your body
• 39:27
  can thrive on.
• 39:28
  >> Speaker C: Interesting.
• 39:28
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, my opinion, my opinion. Because, like,
• 39:32
  it was the same thing with COVID If we sanitize
• 39:35
  everything completely and make it perfectly, nothing is
• 39:38
  alive in there. The moment one germ gets in there, it's gonna
• 39:41
  grow big time. So does the same thing with the human
• 39:43
  body.
• 39:44
  >> Speaker C: These kids are sick all the time now.
• 39:46
  >> Speaker B: It's like. Yeah.
• 39:47
  >> Speaker A: And it's because they are overly sanitized.
• 39:49
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 39:50
  >> Speaker A: Part of the reasons why there are certain oils on our fingers and stuff that
• 39:53
  allow us to be able to eat chips and stuff like that so that
• 39:56
  we're less likely to get diseases. We've got in our
• 39:58
  saliva. We have, um, uh.
• 40:03
  >> Speaker B: I don't know.
• 40:03
  >> Speaker A: What the word is, but, like, natural.
• 40:06
  Natural bacterias that help us, you know, fight off
• 40:09
  diseases and stuff. Same thing with the gut.
• 40:11
  >> Speaker C: Made that way, you know?
• 40:12
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, we're made that way. So it's like. And if you choose to not be
• 40:15
  exposed to it at all the moment any of it comes
• 40:18
  by, it's going to be a problem. Uh,
• 40:21
  you take a knife to a tree.
• 40:23
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 40:23
  >> Speaker A: It's gonna take a while for you to saw through it, but if you take a knife
• 40:26
  to a piece of paper, you'll cut through it. Really?
• 40:28
  >> Speaker C: Right, right.
• 40:29
  >> Speaker A: So, um, uh, with the bar soap.
• 40:31
  >> Speaker C: Metaphors, do you ever. Do you ever,
• 40:35
  have you ever carved a message in the bar soap?
• 40:37
  >> Speaker B: No. Okay.
• 40:38
  >> Speaker A: I mean, uh, yeah.
• 40:40
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 40:40
  >> Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, I made a dick on one when I was,
• 40:43
  like, a kid.
• 40:44
  >> Speaker C: Did Chris find it?
• 40:45
  >> Speaker A: No, no one did. It was.
• 40:46
  >> Speaker B: It was. Are you sure?
• 40:48
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Well, I mean, if somebody did, they
• 40:51
  found a penis on the bar.
• 40:53
  >> Speaker C: I'm confident.
• 40:54
  >> Speaker A: I'm confident it was to remind myself to what part of the body it
• 40:57
  washes.
• 40:57
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 40:59
  >> Speaker C: I'm confident that I'll have Chris back on.
• 41:01
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Ah.
• 41:02
  >> Speaker C: And so now I'm gonna just remind him of this and
• 41:05
  see what we. What we get.
• 41:06
  >> Speaker A: Um, it was, I mean, it was with my fingernail when I was a kid, you know?
• 41:09
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 41:12
  >> Speaker B: Oh, no, no, no.
• 41:13
  >> Speaker C: Chris did.
• 41:14
  >> Speaker B: Oh, he.
• 41:15
  >> Speaker C: Chris used to do this, too. He said he drew,
• 41:18
  quote, rocket ships,
• 41:21
  quote unquote, on the bar. So. So you and him
• 41:24
  both. We're just nerdy dudes
• 41:27
  are both just drawing little peen.
• 41:32
  What is your. What is your opinion on baths? How do you feel about
• 41:35
  baths?
• 41:36
  >> Speaker A: They're an essential part. Uh, I
• 41:38
  specifically.
• 41:39
  >> Speaker C: Taking a bath over a shower.
• 41:44
  >> Speaker B: What?
• 41:46
  >> Speaker A: Just depends on what you want. What each individual
• 41:48
  wants.
• 41:50
  >> Speaker C: What about you? What do you want?
• 41:52
  >> Speaker A: Circumstances.
• 41:53
  >> Speaker C: Tell me what you want.
• 41:54
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 41:56
  >> Speaker A: For time, a shower. Um,
• 41:58
  if I can have the luxury. And I've
• 42:01
  already. There's certain preliminary things
• 42:04
  that have got to happen.
• 42:05
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 42:05
  >> Speaker C: Tell me. Explain that to me.
• 42:08
  >> Speaker A: I gotta have a little bit of Barry white playing and some
• 42:11
  candles. No, no, no.
• 42:16
  It's. I was gonna also say Michael Bolton,
• 42:19
  you know,
• 42:23
  while I have my bowl of Cheerios. And, you
• 42:25
  know, that's another thing that's been a trend recently. Eat while you're
• 42:28
  in the bathtub.
• 42:29
  >> Speaker C: I'm. Don't worry. We're getting there.
• 42:31
  >> Speaker B: Okay. Yeah.
• 42:33
  >> Speaker A: But, um, I guess as long
• 42:36
  as.
• 42:37
  >> Speaker C: Uh, milk and the Cheerios too, huh?
• 42:39
  >> Speaker B: Huh?
• 42:39
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. Some people like, I don't know. I was just throwing a food
• 42:42
  out there, you know? Somebody give me my charcuterie
• 42:45
  board while I'm in the bathtub.
• 42:48
  >> Speaker C: The wine moms.
• 42:49
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:49
  >> Speaker A: Um.
• 42:50
  >> Speaker B: So you're.
• 42:50
  >> Speaker C: But you're okay?
• 42:51
  >> Speaker A: I'm probably. I'm definitely okay with them. They are
• 42:54
  incredibly healing.
• 42:55
  >> Speaker C: Oh, man.
• 42:55
  >> Speaker A: The issue is that a lot of people forget is one, don't eat before you
• 42:58
  get. Don't know.
• 43:00
  >> Speaker C: But I've always.
• 43:00
  >> Speaker A: What happens is all the blood goes to the outside of your body.
• 43:03
  >> Speaker B: Body.
• 43:04
  >> Speaker A: And so, like, not outside of your body, but
• 43:07
  for our edges of your body.
• 43:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 43:08
  >> Speaker A: And so you're not. It's not allowing it to aid in
• 43:11
  digestion. So you just consume all this food and your body's going,
• 43:14
  we need to digest this.
• 43:16
  >> Speaker C: And then all the blood's not where it needs to be.
• 43:18
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
• 43:19
  >> Speaker A: So you ever notice you eat some food and you get cold?
• 43:22
  That's because all the blood is going into your core.
• 43:25
  >> Speaker B: Interesting.
• 43:25
  >> Speaker A: To help digest the food. You'll notice your arms and your legs.
• 43:28
  >> Speaker C: Get a little colder after you eat sometimes.
• 43:30
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 43:31
  >> Speaker C: I'm always warm, though.
• 43:32
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, me. You, me, both. That's why I'm always in shorts.
• 43:34
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, same, you know, plus it's like real
• 43:37
  cold outside. Right?
• 43:40
  >> Speaker A: Or I got an interview. Yeah, I got. Or I got to look like
• 43:43
  I'm in porch.
• 43:44
  >> Speaker C: Look like. Look like I should be in charge of something.
• 43:46
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 43:47
  >> Speaker C: Um, do you have any bathroom pet peeves? Other than people
• 43:50
  just taking a dump next to the toilet. Completely missing
• 43:52
  the toilet.
• 43:53
  >> Speaker A: Any bathroom pet, like, specifically, like, in.
• 43:56
  >> Speaker C: At a home.
• 43:56
  >> Speaker B: Like.
• 43:57
  >> Speaker C: Or even growing up, like, sharing a bathroom with
• 44:00
  Chris, like, dunk on him a little bit. That's fine.
• 44:03
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 44:03
  >> Speaker C: He's a grown man. He can deal with it.
• 44:05
  >> Speaker A: Quit breaking the seats. No. Did he really? No. I have
• 44:08
  no idea if he did or not. Um, I don't. I did way
• 44:10
  too many drugs in my twenties to remember something that specific.
• 44:14
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 44:20
  >> Speaker A: No, no.
• 44:21
  >> Speaker B: I just.
• 44:21
  >> Speaker A: I remember, like, as. Just as a kid growing
• 44:24
  up, like, there was m. On more than one
• 44:27
  occasion, my brother had to show me his turd because he was proud of
• 44:30
  it.
• 44:30
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 44:31
  >> Speaker A: You know, it's like, praise him. Is that a.
• 44:33
  Congratulations.
• 44:34
  >> Speaker C: Is that a peeve to you? Is like, I don't want to see it.
• 44:36
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 44:36
  >> Speaker A: Uh, really?
• 44:37
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 44:37
  >> Speaker A: Same thing with you. Blow his nose and be like, look.
• 44:39
  >> Speaker C: No, that one's different.
• 44:41
  >> Speaker A: I don't want you to blow your nose in my face. See, I can.
• 44:44
  >> Speaker C: I can understand the turd thing.
• 44:46
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 44:47
  >> Speaker A: But he would go like, yeah, I'm down in, like, a couple
• 44:50
  books.
• 44:50
  >> Speaker B: Come out.
• 44:50
  >> Speaker C: He's like, look, that's weird, dude.
• 44:53
  >> Speaker A: Why?
• 44:53
  >> Speaker C: That's weird.
• 44:54
  >> Speaker A: I don't know.
• 44:55
  >> Speaker C: Hey, Chris, if you hear this, that was weird. You shouldn't have
• 44:58
  done that. You should have passed on that one.
• 45:00
  >> Speaker A: No, it's all good.
• 45:01
  >> Speaker C: He's gonna do it to me now. The next time he hears me.
• 45:04
  >> Speaker A: You don't even have to put it in the podcast, right?
• 45:06
  >> Speaker C: That's wild. Oh, no, it's going.
• 45:08
  >> Speaker A: Nothing against. Just my mom would be yet.
• 45:11
  >> Speaker B: She.
• 45:11
  >> Speaker A: I remember one time, she's like, Aaron, this is the last time I'm
• 45:14
  asking you, wipe your pee pee off the
• 45:16
  seat.
• 45:17
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 45:18
  >> Speaker A: And I'm like, yeah, mom.
• 45:19
  >> Speaker C: Every little boy.
• 45:20
  >> Speaker A: Everyone.
• 45:21
  >> Speaker C: Every single one.
• 45:22
  >> Speaker A: Every single one.
• 45:23
  >> Speaker C: I told Silas, it's like, son, the goal is to have no one see
• 45:26
  your pee.
• 45:27
  >> Speaker B: That's the goal. Yeah.
• 45:28
  >> Speaker C: You're the only one that needs to see it, so if you miss,
• 45:31
  totally fine. You're gonna miss. Just wipe it all up.
• 45:34
  >> Speaker B: Yep. Just clean it up.
• 45:35
  >> Speaker A: Wipe it up.
• 45:35
  >> Speaker C: The goal is to have no one ever see it. Okay.
• 45:38
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 45:39
  >> Speaker A: We recently had, um, uh, lockdown drill at
• 45:41
  Kalapuya.
• 45:42
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 45:42
  >> Speaker A: Well, some of the students had to go into the boys bathroom. That was
• 45:45
  great. They destroyed the stall walls and
• 45:48
  broke the hand because that's where they were during the drill.
• 45:51
  During the lockdown? Yeah, because they had to go inside of a room, so they chose
• 45:54
  the bathroom.
• 45:55
  >> Speaker B: It was.
• 45:56
  >> Speaker A: It was God awful.
• 45:57
  >> Speaker C: How would they not just, like, say no? Come in the room, come in the
• 46:00
  class.
• 46:01
  >> Speaker A: Like, come in the classroom. You would think. But I mean,
• 46:04
  you said something about.
• 46:05
  >> Speaker C: Cheerios in the bath. No, that's not. Is that you
• 46:08
  specifically?
• 46:08
  >> Speaker A: No, I was making, uh, I, uh, was painting a picture.
• 46:11
  >> Speaker C: Do you ever, do you ever have a snack in the bathroom? It
• 46:14
  can be on the toilet. Do you ever do toilet snack?
• 46:17
  Toilet drink?
• 46:18
  >> Speaker B: No. Okay.
• 46:19
  >> Speaker C: Never. Never.
• 46:22
  >> Speaker A: Like, do you, have you ever eaten.
• 46:23
  >> Speaker C: Anything on the toilet?
• 46:24
  >> Speaker A: I mean. No, not that I can think of.
• 46:26
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 46:27
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 46:27
  >> Speaker C: You should give it a shot. It's, it's an experience. No,
• 46:30
  it's, it's an experience.
• 46:31
  >> Speaker A: No, it's worth it.
• 46:33
  >> Speaker C: No, there's something about the.
• 46:36
  >> Speaker A: I get the premise of it. I get the premise of it, but that's a, that's
• 46:39
  a solid. No, I mean,
• 46:42
  like, rock hard. Like Dwayne
• 46:44
  Johnson hard rock. No,
• 46:47
  yeah, so it, speaking of him, I did smack
• 46:50
  him on the butt and you could say I hit rock bottom.
• 46:56
  >> Speaker C: Do the middle schoolers love those jokes?
• 46:58
  >> Speaker A: No, they don't really usually look at me and roll their eyes.
• 47:01
  My favorite joke is picking up a carrot because they love to throw carrots.
• 47:03
  Pick them up and be like, hey, do you know where this came from?
• 47:06
  Carrot? To talk about it.
• 47:11
  Stretchier than stretch Armstrong.
• 47:13
  >> Speaker B: I know.
• 47:13
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I know.
• 47:14
  >> Speaker C: Uh, but it, you know,
• 47:17
  what about the shower? You ever have a, you ever have a snack or a
• 47:20
  drink in the shower?
• 47:21
  >> Speaker B: Beer? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 47:22
  >> Speaker A: Shower beer was awesome. Somebody told me that when I was
• 47:25
  like 33 or four and I was like, a
• 47:28
  shower in the beer or a beer. A, uh, beer in
• 47:31
  the shower.
• 47:32
  >> Speaker C: I mean, people do that, too.
• 47:33
  >> Speaker A: And he's like, yeah, shower in, huh?
• 47:38
  I mean, I mean, it's just like.
• 47:39
  >> Speaker C: Having a beer, but like, there's. Okay,
• 47:42
  so I'm a big fan of the seltzers. I know, I
• 47:44
  know. Like the polar seltzers, like Lacroix.
• 47:47
  Yeah, I know.
• 47:49
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 47:49
  >> Speaker A: I know what you're talking about.
• 47:51
  >> Speaker C: But that one of those in the shower is so
• 47:53
  good because I don't.
• 47:54
  >> Speaker A: Think I had a sweet beer. I think at the time I was having high
• 47:57
  gravity.
• 47:58
  >> Speaker C: It's like, it's like tart, but also a man, it just
• 48:00
  hits perfect in the shower. It's like a hot and cold
• 48:04
  just, oh, man, it's so good. Uh,
• 48:07
  no snacks in the shower, though, huh?
• 48:08
  >> Speaker B: Huh? No.
• 48:09
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 48:09
  >> Speaker A: No, never.
• 48:10
  >> Speaker C: I highly recommend a popsicle.
• 48:12
  >> Speaker A: I could see a popsicle being awesome.
• 48:14
  >> Speaker B: I highly recommend.
• 48:15
  >> Speaker A: That could be super awesome.
• 48:16
  >> Speaker B: The other.
• 48:16
  >> Speaker A: But also at the same time, like,
• 48:20
  uh, I'm in there to do a job. Not, you
• 48:22
  know, like, oh, I'm getting ready to. Maybe it's, maybe that'll be
• 48:25
  a proper time to start learning to goof off.
• 48:28
  >> Speaker C: I'm getting ready to tell you a few things about
• 48:30
  showers.
• 48:31
  >> Speaker A: I'll be honest with you. If I start goofing off in the shower,
• 48:34
  it's not a good idea.
• 48:35
  >> Speaker C: That's fair. Well, but, so,
• 48:38
  so have you ever, and I know the answer, but I
• 48:41
  have to ask it. Well,
• 48:44
  no, I don't have to ask it. I'm gonna say it. So you've never eaten
• 48:47
  anything in the shower. Would you be
• 48:50
  willing. No, no.
• 48:52
  Uh, would you be, what?
• 48:55
  >> Speaker A: That would be an awesome joke.
• 48:57
  >> Speaker C: Would you be.
• 49:00
  >> Speaker B: You get, you get.
• 49:01
  >> Speaker A: 30,000 new listeners just for that joke because
• 49:04
  I shouldn't put this on here.
• 49:05
  >> Speaker B: But I'm doing it anyways because that's.
• 49:07
  >> Speaker A: That'S what it would. You knew exactly what I was gonna say.
• 49:09
  >> Speaker B: Huh? Huh.
• 49:10
  >> Speaker C: You do, uh, have you
• 49:13
  ever, would you ever eat an orange
• 49:16
  in the shower? As if it's an apple?
• 49:18
  Now it's a whole, it's a thing that, it's like
• 49:21
  a, it's like an Internet thing,
• 49:24
  but, like, instead of, like, eating the plug of the
• 49:27
  orange, you just take the globe peeled and
• 49:29
  just.
• 49:30
  >> Speaker A: Like an apple in a shower.
• 49:32
  >> Speaker C: In the shower. Because there's juice and it goes everywhere. But you're in the
• 49:35
  shower, so there's no consequence, you know,
• 49:38
  that, uh, that.
• 49:39
  >> Speaker A: I mean, I mean, if it was something like that or
• 49:41
  pineapple or something that was already cut and ready to go and
• 49:44
  water.
• 49:45
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:45
  >> Speaker A: Something that was really watery, I could see it would be perfectly acceptable.
• 49:48
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:49
  >> Speaker C: Highly recommend it.
• 49:50
  >> Speaker A: I mean, and it would make sense that it would feel really good because then you'd
• 49:53
  have the cold flavor sensation in your mouth, like, going down your
• 49:56
  belly and then, like. But the warmth from the,
• 49:59
  you know, the shower on, dude, you could do.
• 50:01
  >> Speaker C: Like, eternal ramen where you just are eating ramen, but it
• 50:04
  keeps, like, refilling. Because of the
• 50:07
  wet. No, in the hot wet.
• 50:09
  >> Speaker A: I mean, I get it. I get that. Get the premise of it, but
• 50:12
  no, no.
• 50:13
  >> Speaker B: What?
• 50:13
  >> Speaker A: You know how wrinkly your skin would get after about an hour then?
• 50:16
  >> Speaker C: No, but, like, you just eat the. Until the ramen's gone. Uh, but
• 50:19
  then, like, it keeps refilling the bowl.
• 50:21
  >> Speaker A: So you just keep souping up the water.
• 50:23
  >> Speaker C: Get more soup in there. You just, oh, man. It'd be diluted by
• 50:26
  the end, but.
• 50:27
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, it would be just watered yellow.
• 50:30
  >> Speaker C: Get shower water hot enough to make ramen I'm gonna full
• 50:33
  ADHD attack right now. It's coming.
• 50:35
  >> Speaker A: Um, probably, um, not. I mean, unless you turned
• 50:38
  up your water heater up to like 140, you know.
• 50:41
  >> Speaker C: Hey, we can make that happen.
• 50:42
  >> Speaker A: We can, um, modern, um, technology.
• 50:45
  I think about our ancestors, like, what was like a shower for them? Um,
• 50:48
  you know, like, only when it rained or would they just like, go in the
• 50:51
  river and they didn't, they.
• 50:52
  >> Speaker C: Would take, like, get like a bucket sometimes or like a pot and pour
• 50:55
  it over themselves. But it was mostly river, waterfall, if you were lucky to
• 50:58
  find one. Uh, I think, uh.
• 51:00
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 51:01
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 51:01
  >> Speaker A: Have you ever.
• 51:02
  >> Speaker C: Have you ever taken a dark shower?
• 51:04
  >> Speaker A: A shower with the lights off?
• 51:05
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts?
• 51:09
  >> Speaker A: Um, it makes you. Well, because the lights are out and if it's
• 51:12
  dark enough, like there's no window or something, um,
• 51:14
  you definitely lose your perception of where you are in
• 51:17
  space.
• 51:18
  >> Speaker C: Proprioception, I have no idea.
• 51:20
  >> Speaker B: But yeah. Um.
• 51:22
  >> Speaker A: Uh, and then just trying to find the things in the dark was
• 51:25
  pretty okay, you know? Um, but
• 51:28
  it definitely kind of heightened those other senses of
• 51:30
  listening.
• 51:31
  >> Speaker B: Ah.
• 51:32
  >> Speaker C: I like it because it helps me wake up. Like,
• 51:35
  when it's, uh, if you're taking a morning shower, for sure, it's
• 51:38
  like the first thing in your
• 51:41
  day is not a light. It's like I get the shower
• 51:44
  process in while it's still dark in here and there's
• 51:47
  like a nightlight.
• 51:47
  >> Speaker B: So you.
• 51:48
  >> Speaker C: There's a little bit, but like, you know,
• 51:50
  man, I live.
• 51:51
  >> Speaker A: That's a dark shower. Well, I'll have to try that. Well,
• 51:54
  I really can't right now, but,
• 51:57
  uh, because the light switch is the
• 51:59
  famous.
• 52:00
  >> Speaker C: Oh, you sacrificed that?
• 52:02
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 52:03
  >> Speaker A: That's pretty. I mean, if it's like a
• 52:07
  one time thing. Yeah, I can do it.
• 52:09
  >> Speaker C: Um, and then not the last shower question,
• 52:12
  but a very important one. Have you ever performed a waffle
• 52:14
  stomp?
• 52:16
  >> Speaker B: No.
• 52:16
  >> Speaker C: Do you know what a waffle stomp is?
• 52:18
  >> Speaker B: Very good.
• 52:18
  >> Speaker C: I will explain it and then I'll ask the question again. Sometimes people
• 52:22
  come around to knowing once, they're like, oh, okay, yeah, I've done
• 52:24
  that. Um, it's where you poop into the bottom of the shaft.
• 52:27
  >> Speaker B: No.
• 52:27
  >> Speaker C: And then you just curb stomp that bad boy right down the drain.
• 52:30
  Never performs. Really?
• 52:32
  >> Speaker A: That's disgusting.
• 52:33
  >> Speaker C: Okay, would you
• 52:36
  perform?
• 52:37
  >> Speaker A: No. That,
• 52:39
  that. No.
• 52:41
  >> Speaker C: Follow up question b. There are two. There
• 52:44
  are three schools of thought.
• 52:46
  >> Speaker A: That was hard.
• 52:47
  >> Speaker C: No, there's three schools of thought. I
• 52:50
  have. We're not going to get into what I've done.
• 52:52
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 52:55
  >> Speaker C: There'S three schools of thought.
• 52:57
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 52:58
  >> Speaker C: Your brother's done one, by the way. I'm just gonna say that he
• 53:01
  performed a stomp. He said he did. So you'll have
• 53:03
  to have a come to Jesus.
• 53:04
  >> Speaker A: No, I'll let him. He'll
• 53:07
  tell me all about it in heaven. I'm sure I don't need to hear about
• 53:10
  it here.
• 53:11
  >> Speaker C: Okay, so there's three schools of thought about when you got to go to
• 53:14
  the bathroom in the shower. We're not to pee yet. This is
• 53:17
  solids. You can either
• 53:20
  get out, hit the toilet, and then
• 53:23
  I assume you get back in because you got to read. I think you got to
• 53:26
  rewash, in my opinion. M. Or
• 53:28
  that's one. Or you can waffle stomp
• 53:31
  m and the third. And to me, that is the
• 53:34
  better of that. Or option three, which.
• 53:37
  There are these groups of people, and I've never met a person. So
• 53:40
  if you're the first, you will be the first who. They
• 53:43
  catch it like they poo, and they
• 53:46
  catch the turd, and then they throw it in the toilet when they're
• 53:49
  done.
• 53:51
  >> Speaker B: No.
• 53:51
  >> Speaker C: And to me, that is five. That's,
• 53:54
  like, five steps worse than a waffle
• 53:56
  stomach.
• 53:58
  >> Speaker B: Uh.
• 54:00
  >> Speaker A: I'm, um. No, I'm, um. No, I have not done
• 54:03
  that at all.
• 54:04
  >> Speaker C: But would you.
• 54:07
  >> Speaker B: If you.
• 54:08
  >> Speaker C: Would you rather stomp it than throw it, like.
• 54:11
  >> Speaker A: Or sit or get out and do
• 54:14
  this?
• 54:14
  >> Speaker C: Oh, I know you're gonna get out and do your business.
• 54:16
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Okay.
• 54:17
  >> Speaker A: If I had the choice between the two.
• 54:18
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 54:19
  >> Speaker A: Catch it.
• 54:20
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 54:21
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 54:21
  >> Speaker C: Why?
• 54:22
  >> Speaker A: Why?
• 54:23
  >> Speaker C: You're interfacing with it too much, then.
• 54:26
  >> Speaker A: That's because then I'm not
• 54:29
  having to stomp it down the drain.
• 54:31
  >> Speaker C: That's not as bad as you think.
• 54:33
  >> Speaker A: That may get plugged.
• 54:35
  >> Speaker B: Um.
• 54:36
  >> Speaker A: And, uh, going down in the sewer
• 54:38
  system.
• 54:39
  >> Speaker B: I don't know.
• 54:39
  >> Speaker A: I just. I don't
• 54:42
  know. Honestly. I'll have to give it a try one day.
• 54:45
  >> Speaker B: Sure.
• 54:45
  >> Speaker A: When I'm in 65, there will be a moment where
• 54:48
  I need to do that. Uh, I shouldn't have done those
• 54:51
  anal beads when I was 25.
• 54:54
  >> Speaker C: Um, I've brought my total up to three
• 54:57
  for my life so far.
• 54:58
  >> Speaker A: That's not true.
• 54:59
  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Not the beads. Uh,
• 55:02
  I've brought my total stompings up to 30.
• 55:05
  I'm at three stomps.
• 55:07
  >> Speaker A: I'm hoping I can keep it to a zero with the cupping. And
• 55:10
  sometimes.
• 55:11
  >> Speaker C: Sometimes diarrhea is real bad, though.
• 55:13
  >> Speaker A: Like, uh, well, I mean, after
• 55:16
  I've done my bit, the. After I've exploded
• 55:19
  the toilet, then I'll jump in the shower.
• 55:21
  >> Speaker C: Shower and you can't make it.
• 55:23
  >> Speaker A: That's no saying, really.
• 55:24
  >> Speaker C: No, I've had it, man. I've done it.
• 55:27
  >> Speaker B: And it's.
• 55:27
  >> Speaker A: I mean, I can see, like. Like, if you're, like, at a dorm or something where the
• 55:30
  showers are separate from. From the toilets, and you're like, oh, uh.
• 55:34
  I mean, and if I was at the gym in the showers, and, like,
• 55:36
  I. It was just happening, or, like, I thought it was
• 55:39
  a fart, you know? Like, then I. Then I
• 55:42
  wouldn't. I know the difference between when it's gonna be
• 55:45
  wet or if it's gonna be hard.
• 55:46
  >> Speaker C: I think you gotta let it ride, though. Like, once it starts, I think
• 55:49
  you let go full in. Like, you just commit. That's
• 55:52
  where I'm at. Like, uh, you fully let load on.
• 55:55
  >> Speaker A: That shower floor, then, uh, I probably should stomping.
• 55:58
  >> Speaker C: Then you're just river stomping the light.
• 56:00
  >> Speaker A: River stomp. River stomp.
• 56:03
  >> Speaker C: You just do a little jig. Um,
• 56:06
  what bathroom establishment does you the
• 56:09
  dirtiest? Like, when you eat this
• 56:12
  place, you know you're signing up for a
• 56:15
  bathroom excursion the following morning.
• 56:21
  So, like, most people, they're like, oh, if I eat taco bell,
• 56:24
  it's game over the next day. Like, I'm, um.
• 56:26
  >> Speaker A: Oh, as far as foods.
• 56:27
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:29
  >> Speaker C: Who does you the dirtiest?
• 56:35
  >> Speaker B: Oh, he's.
• 56:36
  >> Speaker C: He's lost.
• 56:37
  >> Speaker A: Dirtiest?
• 56:38
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 56:38
  >> Speaker C: Like, who. Who just foul. Is your whole situation
• 56:41
  out? So while you think I would have.
• 56:44
  >> Speaker A: To say an over, like, I would. Mmm
• 56:46
  m. Like, where it's explosive diarrhea type.
• 56:49
  >> Speaker B: Well, just.
• 56:49
  >> Speaker C: I mean, it's just bad. Like, for me, it's Applebee's. Like,
• 56:52
  if I get Applebee's wings, I never learned. I don't learn my lesson.
• 56:55
  I refuse to learn my lesson. I'll get Applebee's wings.
• 56:58
  >> Speaker B: Yeet.
• 56:58
  >> Speaker C: Like, six to eight wings does not fail.
• 57:01
  Tummy ache at 02:00 a.m.. Cannot. I'll go to the bathroom, like,
• 57:04
  four times in an hour.
• 57:05
  >> Speaker A: Really?
• 57:05
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, every time.
• 57:07
  >> Speaker B: Ah.
• 57:07
  >> Speaker A: Uh, man, I've. I've got a pretty. I'll be real here. I
• 57:10
  got a pretty iron stomach with most
• 57:13
  things.
• 57:14
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 57:14
  >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah. Uh, but
• 57:16
  if what I have noticed for me
• 57:19
  is anything. Any meats that are
• 57:22
  overcooked that have the black on them, the
• 57:24
  charcoal on them?
• 57:25
  >> Speaker C: Oh, interesting.
• 57:26
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 57:27
  >> Speaker C: Every single.
• 57:28
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 57:28
  >> Speaker A: Every time. The next day, I go to sit
• 57:31
  down and I'm thinking, uh. Or it's one of those, like, is this a
• 57:34
  shit or a fart? Yeah, you know, one of those.
• 57:36
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 57:37
  >> Speaker C: And sometimes you get the combo deal and you're like, well, I gotta
• 57:39
  go outside real quick.
• 57:42
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 57:42
  >> Speaker A: Like, one of them, like, over the weekend, it was like, we had a good
• 57:45
  steak that was charred good, and, yeah. Went in that
• 57:48
  morning, and it was boom, you know? Oh, wow.
• 57:51
  Then, like, not even ten minutes later, you know, give me.
• 57:54
  Yeah, another one.
• 57:55
  >> Speaker B: Boom.
• 57:56
  >> Speaker A: And it's anything that's super charred meat
• 57:59
  wise. But I think, and it makes sense.
• 58:01
  >> Speaker C: As far as interesting because, like, um, I'm
• 58:03
  almost like, meat. Meats good. Even
• 58:06
  if, like, even if it's got some char on it, I'm I'm fine.
• 58:09
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 58:10
  >> Speaker C: For me, it's fruit. Like, anything that's got
• 58:13
  too much fruit involved, I'm like, yeah, if I have a date.
• 58:16
  >> Speaker A: So when it comes to diet, if I have an
• 58:18
  overabundance of fruit, everything slides out nice and
• 58:21
  easy. If, if I have too
• 58:24
  much protein based foods, it's coming out like a
• 58:26
  brick, you know?
• 58:27
  >> Speaker B: Really?
• 58:28
  >> Speaker A: And, like, literally, it'll sink to the bottom of
• 58:30
  it. Literally, you know, like, oh, dude, did I, was
• 58:33
  that a lead brick?
• 58:35
  >> Speaker C: Uh, can you get the mermaid kiss back there?
• 58:38
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, sometimes that's kind of nice. Like,
• 58:41
  if you got, like, if the roids are flaming pretty
• 58:44
  hard, you know, little splishy splash.
• 58:48
  >> Speaker C: We're here. You know, how often, how often
• 58:51
  are they flaming?
• 58:53
  >> Speaker A: You know, not often. I was just not
• 58:55
  real.
• 58:56
  >> Speaker C: Sometimes people who lift a lot, they get them bad.
• 58:58
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 58:59
  >> Speaker A: It's because they're pushing.
• 59:00
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:01
  >> Speaker A: And, like, that's the other thing is people push when they poop and you're not
• 59:04
  supposed to. You gotta just let it collide out.
• 59:05
  >> Speaker C: Cause you have to push. You gotta push, though, you know?
• 59:08
  >> Speaker A: I mean, sometimes you do. A, uh, gentle push is okay, but when you're
• 59:10
  all, like, putting, like, I don't know, the
• 59:13
  force. It took God to make the sun into, like,
• 59:16
  pushing out that grunty.
• 59:17
  >> Speaker C: They're sweating. They're sweating it out.
• 59:21
  >> Speaker A: Oh, and if you have, you take pills, like, uh,
• 59:24
  pain pills, they can make your poops real hard.
• 59:26
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:27
  >> Speaker A: So I had my wisdom teeth removed. Oh, my
• 59:29
  God.
• 59:30
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:31
  >> Speaker A: It was the worst pain ever.
• 59:32
  >> Speaker B: I felt like I was.
• 59:33
  >> Speaker A: I mean, I don't even know what it's like giving birth, but if it's ten times worse than
• 59:36
  that. I'm sorry, ladies. Yeah, I'm
• 59:38
  sorry.
• 59:39
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:39
  >> Speaker A: You had to do that for 28 hours to give birth to me.
• 59:42
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:42
  >> Speaker A: Or who, uh, you know what?
• 59:43
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, no, some of them longer, man.
• 59:45
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 59:45
  >> Speaker A: Crazy.
• 59:46
  >> Speaker C: That's wild.
• 59:48
  >> Speaker A: M just cut it out of me at that point.
• 59:51
  >> Speaker C: Well, that's all my questions.
• 59:54
  Uh, the last thing that I always ask
• 59:57
  before closing is if you have any bathroom
• 1:00:00
  wisdom that you want to leave people with. Just Aaron
• 1:00:03
  Luckman's bathroom wisdom. For good
• 1:00:05
  bathrooming and good living.
• 1:00:12
  >> Speaker A: For good living.
• 1:00:13
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  >> Speaker C: Just, you know, what are. What is your recommendations when it
• 1:00:16
  comes to the bathroom?
• 1:00:19
  >> Speaker A: Don't talk to me.
• 1:00:21
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:00:21
  >> Speaker A: If we're in a public bathroom, shut the up, do your business,
• 1:00:24
  and move on. Excuse me?
• 1:00:27
  >> Speaker C: Just wait for the big grumpy. On it.
• 1:00:30
  >> Speaker B: Dude.
• 1:00:31
  >> Speaker A: Dude, I'm here to do my business. I'm not here to have a
• 1:00:34
  conversation about your cat.
• 1:00:35
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  >> Speaker A: You know?
• 1:00:36
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:00:37
  >> Speaker C: Not in this moment.
• 1:00:38
  >> Speaker B: Right?
• 1:00:38
  >> Speaker A: Dude, like, if we're comparing it,
• 1:00:41
  like, if it's about comparing junk and that's what you want to do,
• 1:00:44
  like, no, here it is.
• 1:00:47
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:00:47
  >> Speaker A: Do you feel satisfied?
• 1:00:49
  >> Speaker B: Okay. Ah.
• 1:00:49
  >> Speaker A: Okay, cool.
• 1:00:50
  >> Speaker C: Bye.
• 1:00:50
  >> Speaker A: So, no, you know, like, I, like.
• 1:00:52
  >> Speaker C: Uh, no fireside chats through the bathroom wall.
• 1:00:54
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. No. Okay.
• 1:00:56
  >> Speaker A: Or even if you're here at this sink and, like, I pass,
• 1:00:59
  or I'm at this sink and you pass by, it's.
• 1:01:02
  >> Speaker C: Do you think wait until we're out of the building?
• 1:01:04
  >> Speaker A: Yes, please.
• 1:01:05
  >> Speaker C: Got it.
• 1:01:06
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:01:06
  >> Speaker C: So keep it quiet.
• 1:01:07
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  >> Speaker A: You know, sometimes the only way
• 1:01:11
  the groundhog comes out.
• 1:01:12
  >> Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:01:13
  >> Speaker A: If it's quiet.
• 1:01:13
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  >> Speaker C: Prairie dog will find as well.
• 1:01:15
  >> Speaker A: Because some people are. Got the bladder shy. Anal shy.
• 1:01:18
  >> Speaker C: You know, dude, I. The opposite. I'm like. I'm like,
• 1:01:21
  bladder and anal excited.
• 1:01:23
  >> Speaker A: Oh, wow.
• 1:01:23
  >> Speaker B: You're like, watch. Ah. Guys.
• 1:01:25
  >> Speaker C: Dude, I like the one ladies I work
• 1:01:28
  with. She's all time saying, I cannot poop in
• 1:01:31
  outside my home.
• 1:01:32
  >> Speaker A: Like, uh.
• 1:01:32
  >> Speaker C: And I'm like, give me a five gallon bucket,
• 1:01:35
  and I'll do it wherever.
• 1:01:36
  >> Speaker A: I mean, if a push comes to shove. If push comes to
• 1:01:39
  shove and you're in the moment and you're somewhere, like, there's no
• 1:01:42
  bathroom accessible. A bush, a, uh,
• 1:01:45
  bucket. You know, like a storm drain. You know,
• 1:01:48
  like, whatever. I mean, whatever's nearby.
• 1:01:51
  >> Speaker C: What's Aaron doing? He's squatting over the storm drain again.
• 1:01:53
  >> Speaker B: He.
• 1:01:54
  >> Speaker C: Toilets clogged inside.
• 1:01:57
  >> Speaker A: He couldn't make it again.
• 1:02:00
  That's the running thing. And I couldn't make it again.
• 1:02:02
  There was one time, though, when I was working recently, like,
• 1:02:05
  Tori showed up and, you know, it was one of them shards
• 1:02:08
  and sprayed, sprayed,
• 1:02:11
  you know, liquid all over on the inside of my shorts. I looked at her and I was
• 1:02:14
  like, I just sharded. I'm gonna go home. She's
• 1:02:17
  like. She started cracking up, laughing. She's like, you do that.
• 1:02:19
  >> Speaker C: That's funny.
• 1:02:20
  >> Speaker A: She'll tell you that story.
• 1:02:21
  >> Speaker C: That's funny. I stand in there getting my car.
• 1:02:24
  >> Speaker B: Ready and.
• 1:02:28
  >> Speaker A: Is okay on your podcast or who I.
• 1:02:31
  It's not.
• 1:02:31
  >> Speaker C: No, that's definitely that one. So, I have a beeper. I have a
• 1:02:34
  sensor.
• 1:02:35
  >> Speaker B: You'll.
• 1:02:35
  >> Speaker C: You'll hear it.
• 1:02:36
  >> Speaker B: I'll.
• 1:02:36
  >> Speaker C: I'll censor the things I need.
• 1:02:37
  >> Speaker B: Okay. Um.
• 1:02:38
  >> Speaker C: I censor those ones out. Um. You're not the
• 1:02:41
  first.
• 1:02:42
  >> Speaker B: Oh.
• 1:02:43
  >> Speaker C: You know Wehrman at the high school?
• 1:02:45
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. He.
• 1:02:45
  >> Speaker A: Oh, and if any of you other teachers out there, if you see
• 1:02:48
  me and you start the conversation with that
• 1:02:51
  weather, go yourself. No, no, I don't care about
• 1:02:54
  the weather. I care about you.
• 1:02:56
  >> Speaker C: No. Uh, we're almost done.
• 1:03:00
  >> Speaker A: I feel free to be just Aaron.
• 1:03:01
  >> Speaker C: Or, hey, it's good.
• 1:03:02
  >> Speaker B: That's good.
• 1:03:02
  >> Speaker C: That's what I want. Uh, it's fine with me.
• 1:03:05
  >> Speaker A: If anybody out there is truly offended, I'm gonna repeat
• 1:03:08
  myself.
• 1:03:08
  >> Speaker B: Go. Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  >> Speaker A: So I didn't say it literally. Are you proud of me
• 1:03:12
  after m. I am.
• 1:03:14
  >> Speaker C: After today, no one will even know. Uh, because I
• 1:03:17
  have this swell little d thing that goes in there.
• 1:03:19
  >> Speaker B: Oh, sweet.
• 1:03:20
  >> Speaker C: Sometimes I put it in when people don't say a bad word because it's
• 1:03:22
  funny.
• 1:03:23
  >> Speaker B: That is.
• 1:03:24
  >> Speaker A: It is funny. I just watched. Oh, so when I was a kid growing
• 1:03:27
  up, I watched boondocks.
• 1:03:28
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:03:28
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, the show.
• 1:03:29
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 1:03:29
  >> Speaker A: And it was censored. Well, it's not censored on tv,
• 1:03:32
  you know, or on. You know, it's like they're
• 1:03:35
  just dropping them left and right, and I'm like, holy
• 1:03:38
  cow. I never realized how often they dropped the n bomb.
• 1:03:41
  >> Speaker C: It's crazy.
• 1:03:42
  >> Speaker A: Uh, like Uncle Rockies.
• 1:03:43
  >> Speaker C: Yeah, that shows wild.
• 1:03:46
  >> Speaker A: It was.
• 1:03:47
  >> Speaker B: It was.
• 1:03:47
  >> Speaker A: It was like they took every stereotype and then, like, times
• 1:03:50
  it. You know, like, I think that it was almost
• 1:03:53
  satirical, in a sense.
• 1:03:55
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:03:56
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Well, I'm gonna close this
• 1:03:58
  down. Um, thank you for being here in
• 1:04:01
  this bathroom with me.
• 1:04:04
  Um, thank you all for
• 1:04:07
  listening. Uh, you can
• 1:04:10
  send us an email. You guys already know the email. I'm not gonna do
• 1:04:13
  all the weird things because I always feel like a dog taking a dump in the. The
• 1:04:15
  backyard when I have a guest on the show and I do the things at the end. But
• 1:04:19
  this has been another episode of privy. Thank you so much for
• 1:04:21
  listening.
• 1:04:22
  >> Speaker B: Breathe more.
• 1:04:25
  >> Speaker A: Push less.
• 1:04:26
  >> Speaker C: Pray more. Don't talk to Aaron through the
• 1:04:29
  stall. And now, as always, and I always have to do
• 1:04:31
  the weird maneuver to do this whenever we're live and in
• 1:04:34
  person. Don't forget to flush.
• 1:04:39
  We're going to get the urban on this one. Really get her
• 1:04:42
  in there.
• 1:04:49
  >> Speaker A: Oh, so hot.