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S4Ep14 - Love Me Tender · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Amal and I is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, our guest just took a bite of food. Welcome,
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  Speaker 2: Jeff Schuster!
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  Speaker 3: Yes, eat!
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  Speaker 4: I will manja with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, he doesn't like us using his whole name. Welcome,
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  Speaker 2: Jeff Redacted.
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  Speaker 3: It's too late. Whatever. I'll keep my private life in
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  Speaker 3: my private world. When I'm with you guys, I can
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  Speaker 3: be whoever you want.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff has been.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to play with me all week.
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  Speaker 4: That is like the third sexy borderline. questionably sexy thing
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  Speaker 4: he said.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he said it too with a deep voice.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I can go deeper.
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  Speaker 5: Gross.
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  Speaker 4: Gross.
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  Speaker 3: Should I just do the whole episode like this, ladies?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Daddy.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to start calling him Jeff Daddy.
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  Speaker 4: Math Daddy.
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  Speaker 7: Math Daddy!
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite type of math, Jeff?
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  Speaker 3: I like the math where... There's a six. And there's
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  Speaker 3: a nine. And then they come together.
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  Speaker 4: I used to think, like back in the day, I
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  Speaker 4: used to think that if Jeff and I had been single,
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  Speaker 4: we would have been a cute couple. And we would
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  Speaker 4: have gone along. And the longer I know Jeff.
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  Speaker 8: Aaron tries to lay claim to everybody. Oh, I'm like,
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  Speaker 8: in case Kristen and I ever got divorced, he'd be like,
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  Speaker 8: you can't have, no, we flirted once, no.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, how very dare you. Excuse me. I've been single
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  Speaker 4: the majority of my life. Oh, yeah, I do. I
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  Speaker 4: do have a lot of non-sexual throuples, though.
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  Speaker 2: She has your man, Kristen, in case you ever break up.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, when we were in Vegas, we wined and dined her.
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  Speaker 1: We took her out to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, were you trying to get her?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she'd go for it, but.
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  Speaker 4: I don't go for that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Jeremy gives a little, like, button-down vibe, but
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  Speaker 3: it's always the quiet ones, right?
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  Speaker 4: Look here, I am very happily satisfied with my man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying that... Just saying.
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  Speaker 3: That I'm gross.
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  Speaker 4: You're not gross!
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  Speaker 3: You didn't know I was gross until you got to
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  Speaker 3: know me.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think you're gross. Jesus Christ. Wait, why
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  Speaker 4: are you gross? He's not gross. He's just like... I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if she's the one who thinks I'm gross.
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  Speaker 4: It's a personality.
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  Speaker 2: You don't wash your hands or something?
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  Speaker 4: No, he's a delight. That's the thing. He's amazing. On paper,
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  Speaker 4: Jeff Schuster's who I should want to be married to.
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  Speaker 4: But he's actually the caricature of every 80s dad ever. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been a good Danny Tanner.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Agreed.
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  Speaker 3: Agreed.
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  Speaker 2: You want to host Wake Up San Francisco?
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, yeah. This isn't a full house podcast. It's too bad.
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  Speaker 4: Too bad because we are on the number one prison
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  Speaker 4: break podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. Is this a lot? Are we actually doing
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  Speaker 3: an episode right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do co-host the world's number one podcast for
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  Speaker 3: prison break cast interviews. So that's pretty cool. It's called
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  Speaker 3: Suggested Articles.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was on the episode called Prison Break.
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  Speaker 4: I helped you.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Although, I don't know if you've listened to the most
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  Speaker 4: recent episode, Jeff, but 1F Jeff and I may have
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  Speaker 4: replaced you.
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  Speaker 2: You did an episode without him?
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  Speaker 1: Yep, they did.
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  Speaker 3: I've listened. I have notes, but I'm saving those notes
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  Speaker 3: for our next episode. No offense to the On the
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  Speaker 3: Lanai audience.
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  Speaker 2: No, you need him. He's a good fit on that show.
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  Speaker 4: I love this man. I'm thrilled that his children child
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  Speaker 4: lives up here by me. So I'm forced to see
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  Speaker 4: him probably a couple of times a year.
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  Speaker 3: Forced. Do you have any idea how hard it is
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  Speaker 3: to get this lady to leave her house?
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Well, that's the thing is like, I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: pick my boyfriend up from the airport. Cause I had cramps.
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  Speaker 4: So like, The fact that I put on pants and
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  Speaker 4: a real bra with wire to have dinner with you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You're pretty high at the list.
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  Speaker 3: I was there five days, kept in touch, and I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't get her to come out until the last possible opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay.
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  Speaker 7: She was going to hang out with me, and she's like, nope,
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  Speaker 7: I have to go to dinner with Jeff.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, false. All of this is false. Jeff Schuster is
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  Speaker 4: a math teacher, but he's also... secretly a showbiz person
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  Speaker 4: who has meals late at night. Every time the dinner
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  Speaker 4: conversation started, it was like 7.30, 8 o'clock. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, what do you want me to eat? And
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  Speaker 4: then he sends me this restaurant that's like 30 or
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  Speaker 4: 40 minutes from my house. No, it was just 30 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Do not make me go back to the tail of
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  Speaker 3: the tape on that one, lady. It was a 20-minute drive.
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  Speaker 3: And you were like, that is too far.
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  Speaker 2: Call your ass out, Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: We love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I eat dinner between four and five, so
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  Speaker 7: it fits after that.
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  Speaker 4: The Tale of the Tape?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'd like to know what the Tale of the
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  Speaker 2: Tape is.
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  Speaker 3: Is this or is this not an 80s-based podcast? God
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  Speaker 3: damn you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you want to play back, like, the... Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 4: I get it now.
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  Speaker 3: I should be able to make a reference like that
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  Speaker 3: without getting shunned. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, we didn't send you to another village and
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  Speaker 4: not let you be in our Amish family anymore.
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  Speaker 3: It was 8 o'clock. Is 8 o'clock too late for
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  Speaker 3: dinner for you guys?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I work East Coast time.
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  Speaker 2: Not for me, because my husband gets off at 8 o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, talk to Gina. Gina eats dinner at midnight.
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  Speaker 2: Then it'd be dinner time.
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  Speaker 3: But I do love that I tried to pick a
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  Speaker 3: place that everyone would enjoy because there were a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of kids, teenagers, you know. Chuck E.
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  Speaker 2: Cheese?
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I'm out. It's 8 o'clock and you picked
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  Speaker 3: a red lobster in another county. I was like, okay.
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  Speaker 4: By the time she gets there and orders.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be so late.
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  Speaker 4: Come here for the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. That's why you go to
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  Speaker 3: Red Lobster.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in 1987. 1987 was the last time someone lured
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  Speaker 4: someone to Red Lobster for their Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: Eight o'clock is kind of late for dinner. I agree.
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  Speaker 3: But it was a busy day. I'm sorry that my schedule.
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  Speaker 4: And the day prior, your family was having an issue.
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  Speaker 4: And the day after, you were like, I think we're
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  Speaker 4: just going to blah, blah, blah. So this whole five-day thing. Technically,
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  Speaker 4: it was four evenings that he was available to me.
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  Speaker 4: And of them, one of them was at a time.
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  Speaker 3: You were welcome to hang out with us during the day.
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  Speaker 3: You could help me put together IKEA furniture.
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  Speaker 4: I have a job, Jeff. Unreal. Oh, also, no one
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  Speaker 4: in the history of the world has been like, can
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  Speaker 4: I help you build Ikea furniture?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I love doing it.
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  Speaker 4: It's fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You like just following directions and ending up with something?
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  Speaker 3: It's like Legos, but useful.
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  Speaker 2: I was just going to say it sounds like Lego.
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  Speaker 2: I like that, too. You end up with a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and there's no words. It's only pictures for, like,
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  Speaker 3: how to figure out how to put it together. So
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  Speaker 3: it's a very visual, like, puzzly task.
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  Speaker 4: That makes sense. Jeff's not so good with words.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I love you so much, Jeff Shuster. If I loved
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  Speaker 4: you less, I wouldn't... If only I could see your face.
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  Speaker 4: Backlit like a monster.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to figure out what facial hair he has.
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  Speaker 6: I can't tell if it's a whole beard or mustache.
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  Speaker 1: I just see the mustache.
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  Speaker 4: Let's tell people he has a Van Dyke.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to see my face, let's do a
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  Speaker 3: live recording. My place. I'll have you all over. Just
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  Speaker 3: come on down to Orange County, California.
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  Speaker 4: Is Jeff trying to have a harem-style sex party with
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  Speaker 4: us right now? Is that what's happening?
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  Speaker 3: How come it's always about sex with Erin?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, because sex is super important to me. No, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if you know this. I've always been.
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: When I was younger and Babysitter's Club was still cool,
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  Speaker 4: my friends referred to me as Boy Crazy Stacy. Because, like,
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  Speaker 4: I cycled through boys a lot. Like, the stuff I
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  Speaker 4: do now that I find annoying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to know what stuff you do now, Erin.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at it.
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  Speaker 4: I literally just got rid of someone I dated in
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  Speaker 4: my 20s, if that's any indication. Like, I finally got
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  Speaker 4: the message across, like, two decades later that, no, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to sleep with you anymore. But enough about
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  Speaker 4: how rad I am.
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  Speaker 3: This is the opening to a Golden Girls episode, huh?
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  Speaker 3: I forgot how you guys did things here. It's been
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  Speaker 3: a long time.
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  Speaker 1: We're a little loosey-goosey.
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: Would you say it's been a while?
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  Speaker 2: Been a while.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: We're not loosey-goosey.
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  Speaker 6: This is the first 15.
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  Speaker 4: It's the chat show.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I do love the first 15.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to have a show called that for
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  Speaker 4: eight seconds.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. What's anyone got going on?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're recording all day long.
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  Speaker 6: Because we're doing this show and then another show. So
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  Speaker 6: I'm just trying to keep my stamina going.
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know when this airs. We're recording from like
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: two months in the past, right? You guys do things
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  Speaker 3: very differently here than how my show.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: We're not as backed up as we used to be.
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  Speaker 4: Two weeks, I think.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that it? Oh, okay. Well, that's not so bad.
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  Speaker 1: It fluctuates depending on.
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  Speaker 3: Well, hopefully I'm still alive when you hear this, but
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  Speaker 3: tomorrow I'm going to run a 5K for Susan G. Komen.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: I was doing some fundraising. I got about $ 500 to
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: help save boobies. And I feel like that's great for
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: a show like this, you know? You probably have people
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  Speaker 3: in your audience that have boobs.
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  Speaker 2: Most of them probably have nipples.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we all also have boobs. You don't even
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  Speaker 4: have to go as far as the audience.
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  Speaker 3: That's my boobs.
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  Speaker 4: All four of us have boobs. Technically, men also have boobs.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 7: Men also should be checking for lumps because men can
• 11:01
  Speaker 7: get breast cancer too.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. That is true. Anyway, that's my news. That's what
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  Speaker 3: I got.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Good luck to you. Don't fall down.
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: And a podcast about prison break.
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  Speaker 2: Don't shit your pants like that Hyrox lady.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God. No, I've got to watch what I
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  Speaker 3: eat today. I don't want to have explosive diarrhea.
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  Speaker 6: It's okay if you shit your pants, but then just
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  Speaker 6: stop competing is the, I guess the moral.
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  Speaker 3: Now, does everyone listening know who you're talking about? I
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: don't remember her name, but.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: I don't remember her name either.
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  Speaker 3: Some kind of new fitness trend. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In the, in the, it's like you do some of this,
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  Speaker 2: you do some of that. It's like a CrossFit thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a, it's like CrossFit, but like competitive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she just shit herself. The lady had the poos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But then she kept doing.
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  Speaker 3: She won.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Some of the... It's like you're doing... You're using equipment.
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  Speaker 6: So it's like you are spreading fecal matter everywhere. And
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  Speaker 6: people were slipping in it. I don't know why they
• 12:02
  Speaker 6: didn't put a stop to that.
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  Speaker 3: Athletic shorts are tight, but they only hold so much.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, people could get... I wonder if anyone got sick,
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  Speaker 2: because that's just... Like the second.
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  Speaker 6: I saw her get off, like, let's say a rowing machine,
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  Speaker 6: I'd be like, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if it's like CrossFit, it could be a little culty.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe they're like, I can't not finish this race.
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  Speaker 3: I must continue.
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  Speaker 4: She was the co-founder. Sorry, the competition co-founder apologized after
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  Speaker 4: the athlete, Joanna, was allowed to continue.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they.
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  Speaker 6: Apologized because people went, what the fuck are you doing?
• 12:44
  Speaker 6: You think that would be common sense in the moment
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: to be like, you can't, madam.
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  Speaker 2: You're very sick.
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  Speaker 4: The runner was allowed to continue a race after soiling
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  Speaker 4: herself during the event.
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: If anyone listens to the Ralph Report, you heard all
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  Speaker 6: the sound effects he played to go with it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that was awful.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like eating my breakfast in the morning and he's
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  Speaker 7: playing that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, ugh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's a kilometer run, and then also doing sled pushes, pulls, burpees, rowing, lunges,
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  Speaker 4: and carrying sandbags.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all that heavy leg work, you're going to be
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  Speaker 3: squatting a lot, so it's just going to come out.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way you can hold it in if you
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: ate some bad shrimp or whatever the fuck. Like, it's
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: coming out. Speaking of red lobster....
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a ridiculous mentality. Like, well, I have
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  Speaker 2: to win.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, it's not worth it.
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  Speaker 6: You're okay with getting other people sick to win. Like,
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: that's just ego, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: She wanted to prove that despite being sick, she could
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  Speaker 3: do it. And she proved it. She proved it. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: You're gross, man. What's going on, Gina?
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about today's episode. Yes, please.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, please do.
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  Speaker 6: Today we're talking about Season 4, Episode 14.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Love Me Tender. The original air date was
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  Speaker 2: February 6, 1989. Directed by Terry Hughes.
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: He's back from his vacation from last episode. Writers were
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: Richard Vaxey and Tracy Gamble. You guys, what do you
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: think Love Me Tender will be about?
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: The ladies are judges for the local Elvis impersonator.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I was going to say Elvis impersonator.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: And so they're judging the contest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like they're continuing their little club they made. They
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: threw Dorothy out of.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The unauthorized Elvis Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Honka Honka Burning Love.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff, what do you think?
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  Speaker 4: Same?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say there must be Elvis
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: impersonator involved, but since that has already been taken, Sophia...
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Using her Sicilian recipe book starts up a new restaurant
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  Speaker 3: that only serves chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be great.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: That would be a great idea for a restaurant.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Like Raising Cane's? There already are restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are, but we can do better.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I can't eat there.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Kristen. You wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 4: That's really sad.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: She can't have the gluten, y'all.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: So now, who do you think will be the hardest
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: of the four ladies for Aaron to prove is the
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: villain with her powers of persuasion?
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  Speaker 3: Do I make that prediction based off of what the
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: show's really about or my chicken tender idea?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Either way.
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  Speaker 3: Sophie is the villain because she is overworking her chicken staff,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: which is probably Rose because Rose has nothing else to do.
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  Speaker 3: And she gets really abusive. And then Rose cries. And
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: then there's a soft ending where Sophia sort of learns
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: to apologize, but still doesn't quite get it.
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  Speaker 7: So then we should pick Rose as the villain because
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: that would be the hardest one for Aaron to make
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: the villain.
• 16:21
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Remember, it's about challenging Aaron.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Just knocked over a bunch of shit on my desk.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: So who are we picking, motherfuckers?
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Do we all have to agree?
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: We only pick one, so you and Kristen should agree.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Have you been on this show before?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: It was a while ago.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: The last time I was on this show, this was
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: not your game. It was different.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: It was the game, but we weren't explaining it very well.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: All right, if you say so.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: It's so Erin can use her power of persuasion to
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: convince us that that character was the villain. So we
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: want to pick a character that is least likely to
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: be the villain so that it's harder for her to do.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Look, the chicken tender restaurant idea is probably a long shot,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: so I'm happy to defer to Kristen.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's just do Rose.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Rose is the villain on Love Me Tender. All right.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, what did we say?
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Rose.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: So now.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: We're going to leave you for a minute, but you'll
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: just hear a commercial and it'll be like nothing. And
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: we're going to watch the episode. And then we're going
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: to come back with a big fat quiz.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: And I go watch a commercial for the big fat quiz. Hey,
• 17:42
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• 17:43
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• 17:45
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• 17:48
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• 17:49
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• 17:51
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• 17:52
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• 17:53
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• 17:56
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• 17:59
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• 18:00
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• 18:03
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• 18:06
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• 18:42
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• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Welcome back.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I'm always surprised when you guys come back after the commercials.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: We're a little bossy sometimes with that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: But you listen well. We appreciate it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: You have to tell the audience to come back after
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: the commercial break. Otherwise, it's not show business.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: We get confused and just stop the recording.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: That's true. Then by that rationale, this episode's here all week.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Tip the waiter. Try the veal. All right.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: No, don't try veal.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Well, all right. Mogwai veal only.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Okay. So what do you guys think? That's Gina's line.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I stole it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: It was cute.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It was not a particularly memorable one.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Nothing crazy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Silly.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I love that guy. From the Bob Newhart show.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I do like that actor.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what his name is, but he's delightful.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Eddie.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Eddie.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I love Eddie. I love the guy who played him.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: His name is John Fiedler. I'll tell you that again.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: For some reason, and I don't know why. I mean,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: I remember most of the episodes. When we see one,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: I don't remember it. I'm more surprised, but I love
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: the concept of this. I don't love the episode. The
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: episode's fine. But what's good about the episode is those
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: last few minutes of the girls coming on to him.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: And for some reason, what I remember most about this
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: episode every time is Rose saying, you have the cutest
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: ears I've ever seen on a man. And that's the
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: thing I remember about all of the assorted come ons
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: to Eddie that happened in this is that Rose is
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: like turned on by his ears, which is not a
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: normal feature you see in a man and be.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Like, I have to fuck that guy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Look at his ears.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Never, never a thing you say.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: As a man, I've never gotten that as a come on.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Jeff, you have great ears.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Can you even see them?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Look, something about the Golden Girls has lit up my
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: life because I'm not as badly backlit as I was before.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: You can almost see my face. You're welcome.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: It's like the sun changed positions a little bit.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird. As the day got later and the
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: sun changed.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. That's weird.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I can see your beautiful face.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I forget. He's a math teacher. He doesn't understand science.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: One subject only, please.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: He is not a five-star first-year multi-subject notebook. He's just
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: one of those single ones that are always 99 cents.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: The blue one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: The wide-ruled.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Here's wide-ruled because that's all that's left. Even though you're
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: in college, go ahead and write down your six-inch block
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: letters for your homework. Sorry, can you tell that I
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: sometimes preschool shopped in college too late? that i got
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: wide ruled.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You waited until the supplies were diminished.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Like throwing a hot dog.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: She had to leave the house no.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: No no i used to leave the house covid broke
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: me covid taught me that anything i need can be
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: brought to my front door that's why i'm broken um
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: i leave the house to see my boyfriend although not
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: to pick him up at the airport not to beat
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: a dead horse Look, I hate.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: To be a math teacher about this, but you and
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I should probably sit down sometime and talk about how
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: much money you're losing to delivery fees by never leaving
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: your house. Your life could be better if you weren't
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: a shut-in. Just saying.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I guess it depends what her gas costs are.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: What kind of mileage are you getting?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I have 9,400 miles on my 2022 car, so.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's shut-in miles.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: How very dare you. Fine. Off air, when we're not
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: in the middle of a show, Mr. Schuster, you may
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: have your budgetary intervention with me. Because I will admit.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: You don't want to make that this episode. We'll skip
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: the quiz. We'll just pull up a whiteboard.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Let's fuck right off.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You have one handy you can wheel in?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: No, absolutely not. We can do this at a later
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: date and time. We can do. Budget with Jeff as
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: just a session. But I have 14 questions that I
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: painstakingly created. I will not abandon those just for the
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: sake of being an adult.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Is Baylor knocking shit down?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: He just opened the door and let himself out.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't know he could do that. Yeah, we need
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: to talk about his posable thumbs.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Is he that long? He can stretch up.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's tall.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: He's very long.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Long boy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, as is me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Hello, Mr. Boyfriend Baylor. I love a tall guy.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: He's tall, just like his daddy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, great. Too bad you're a cat.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: His daddy.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Yep, I tried to just glaze past that. I just
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: was like, and go.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Speaking of glazing, a lot of sex in this episode.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That man had the sex appeal.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I'm no judge, but ladies, what'd you think of him?
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Would you? Would you?
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: Nope.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: He looks like he smells like... Steak?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: A porterhouse steak.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah. That was in the script, right?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: But he also looks like he smells like fresh linen.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: He definitely buys the fresh linen laundry shit. And His
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: clothes seemed like they would always be slightly wrinkled and
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: potentially damp if he had a sweating scenario for how
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: his smell increased. I'm just saying.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: No. Okay.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: No, thank you.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: But then you hear about how awesome he was.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: How good he is in bed.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Do you reconsider your shallow judgments?
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: I'm just going to be shallow and vain?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Not even vain. Just sex-driven?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: No.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: If someone looks like they might be damp, just slightly
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: damp at all times to me, I'm not going to
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: want to have sex with them.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: By the time the deed is done, everybody's going to
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: be at least a little damp.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: It's not about looks with me. Like, I'm going to
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: get myself in so much trouble. Like Ryan. I adore Ryan.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: The important thing is naming him before you tell the story.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Very sexy. Oh, he was on our show.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: He was on last week.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I met him. I find him irresistible in a way
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know was possible. I just I think
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: he's so sexy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's her Eddie. She found one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: But like, if you look at both of us, we're
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: not like going to win a beauty award.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: We're real funny. And that's important.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know. I didn't get to meet him when
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I was up there.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: But Eddie's had a lot of partners because he's irresistible
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: and I don't want to catch something.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Statistically, he probably has something.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: If I had shown up and Ryan was funny and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: still looked like Eddie, it just sort of looked like damp.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: He doesn't look damp. He was talking about how he sweats.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: He smells more like border house, which makes me think.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: If he spelled a little bit like porterhouse then, he
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: had already been sweating by the time he was talking
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: to Blanche.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: That is a point.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I don't like damp people. Like, if Ryan was a sweater,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he'd be here.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: We're going to be the number one damp podcast. That's
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: all you can say.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: They hate everybody. Which is why we're going to play
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: this quiz now.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: People hate moist. That just doesn't work.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Moist is fine because I love a moist cake.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, moist cake.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I just don't like.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: What did you think I was going to say? You're
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: getting all bashful now.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I love when we try to make Jeff say boy things,
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: because then he's like.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Come on, Jeff, say boy things.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: He's so uncomfortable right now. Look at you.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Say.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Will this make the show? That's my question. I can't
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: wait to listen.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: See what gets cut out.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Typically, Jeff, see, Jeff doesn't know this. Jeff doesn't actually
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: edit his show. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: That takes time. I've got like two hours between recording
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: the podcast and releasing the podcast. I'm sorry.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I just. Maybe you should reconsider that plan.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Don't try to get.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: No, there's current events. It's tech news.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: It's. Yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be the same day.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Prison break news.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: There we go, buzzers. Have been set up. We are
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: ready to go. So, according to the rules of etiquette,
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: you should never wait more than how many minutes for
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: a date? Kristen.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: 20.
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Point Kristen. Kristen, did you want to give us a
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: quick look at the scores?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Erin has zero points. Gina and Jeff have zero points.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And I have one.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Wait, and how many does Aaron have?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Aaron has zero.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Zero. Nil.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: How many does Abby have?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Nothing. Nada.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Nilch.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Abby has ten.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Nilch. I like that.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I think it's zilch.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Not anymore. Not in my heart.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Nilch.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Nilch.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I think you guys are dicks.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Next thing.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Reset the buzzer, Aaron.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't say shit.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: How did Dorothy get this date? Kristen.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Sophia set her up with the date from an advertisement
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: on the side of a bus.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Yep. Kristen gets the point.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Tinder before it was Tinder. It was a simpler time,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: young listeners.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: In their live show, they make a dating app called
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Creekin for the olds.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: For the olds.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: What is the name of the program Rose is sending
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: out flyers for?
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: Kristen.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: The Be A Pal program.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: No matter how fast you are, she's faster.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: It's easier when I'm just shouting.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: I know, right?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: No, we had problems with that because you see.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: There's lag.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know. I'm well aware.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Also, your name is shorter and sometimes someone who doesn't
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: have a single syllable name would get upset.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Were you just testing that?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I was testing the space bar.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Don't penalize him. I told him a new method.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: What is your question? You started a question and then
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: you were like.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: No, I trailed off. It's fine. Just please reset me.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I want to have a chance at a point.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Are you morning downing right now? Is this like sundowning
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: for mornings?
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: Morning downing.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a sex move.
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: Morning downing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I was morning downing.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I'll morning down you. All right, here we go.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Morning down me, baby. Morning down me.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: All right, I've reset the buzzers. Jesus. All right. What
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: is the first reason Sophia gives for wanting to call
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: the police?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jeff.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I finally rang in first. No, because it was because
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Dorothy didn't come home last night, but that's not the
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: first reason. God damn it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: It's not the first reason.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Gina buzzed in.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Gina, what are we going.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: To call on?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: She sarcastically tells Rose she wants to know the best
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: place to get donuts from the cops.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: See, I'm a good girl. I wait until I'm called on.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, Gina.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Ask about the buzzers.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Getting tissues you make it sound like I'm a monster
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I'm only a monster because you guys pick on me
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: so no ma'am I will fucking cut you all yes.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Ma'am definitely not a monster.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: No I might be violent but I'm not a monster
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: whatever did you guys.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Have those friends where they had to call their parents
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: ma'am and sir and you're like what the fuck is
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: this that.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Makes me think of Webster he would always call her
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: ma'am maybe Okay.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Next question. I literally can't with this anymore. Is that
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: a question? No, I'm moving on.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: The answer is as if even.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I literally can't.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: What did the juggling herrings juggle and why was it
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: so dangerous?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Jeff.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: They would juggle little mini Ginsu knives, and it was
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: dangerous because they could fillet themselves.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Holy shit. Jeff got a point, y'all. Finally.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Wait, can we hear?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. How far behind is Jeff? I feel like we
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: should get a point update.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: Aaron still has zero points. Jeff and Gina are tied
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: with one point each.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: We did it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And Kristen has three.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Hooray. That's amazing.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: She's winning, as per usual.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: All right. So let's get this going.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Roll your eyes at me, Missy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: What?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: She rolled her whole head. Sorry, Erin.
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: Go ahead.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: No, it's cool. I do this in my day job sometimes, too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I'll go, I'll wait.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: It must be so fun for everybody.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Well, look, when you have adult people tantruming toddlers when
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: you're like, I need you to share your screen and
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: show me what the error message you got is. And
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: they're like, no. I go, I'll wait.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: They just say no?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious. Because they're all actually shopping.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: What? They're all shopping.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to see the other tabs I
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: have open.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: That's the thing, yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Guaranteed.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: What does Sophia say after Rose tells the first part
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: of her St. Olaf story? Gina. I hate you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: That was a great line.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: It's not just a great line. Her delivery was just
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: so fucking deadpan. Perfect. Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: She just kind of was like, oh, Sophia.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yep. and then she went on she said Ollie's name
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: again at that point and I was like oh god
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: alright why does Rose tell Blanche to skip the innocence
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: part of her makeup routine.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Kristen because the show starts in two hours.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah they only have two hours until the movie so
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: she doesn't have time for innocence alright point Kristen.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Make them look like whores and let's go All.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: What is under Eddie's sheets? Gina.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: A cappuccino maker, Rose.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Sure is.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: You gotta be careful. You'll burn yourself. Especially with that milk.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: That's the wrong knob. All right. I don't know. The
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: foam's coming out. Yeah. Oh, it ain't cold foam. All right.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Blanche tells Dorothy that the gold earrings were meant for
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: petite ears. What line does Dorothy say she's currently waiting for? Kristen.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: The Dumbo line. Yep.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Disney's Dumbo line.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Dumbo.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: And then I know the audience won't be able to
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: see this, but because.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I am so tortured by you. On my thing here,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: it says next to it, zero days. Because I knew
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: the second they made that joke in the episode, started
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: the clock for how long it would take Kristen to
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: say zero days.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: It didn't take long.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I love that that happens on two different podcasts.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Now it happens on all of them.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: It's on all of them now. It's everywhere.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: It's caught fire.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: It honestly happens at work. I just. Anyway, look. Sorry
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: you're all mad that you're not as good as Disney. Cool.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Who got this point? Kristen. Of course you did. It's fine.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not as good as Disney.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: All right. Allegedly. What does Blanche threaten Rose with to
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: get her to spill Dorothy's secrets?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't catch it. She spills the orange juice.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Is that going to get a point? I don't know.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: I don't remember.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, Aaron. I'm sorry. On the lanai.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: This is me.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Hi, Abby.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: She threatens to tickle her. I hate it when my
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: mom touches me.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Point for Abby.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, Abby. Oh, I guess that means I still don't.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Have a point.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Aaron still has zero. That's correct.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Abby chose to answer, so.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: But Abby's on the book.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting a Happy Meal today.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I think Abby and I are.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: You're as smart as a tiny old dog, Jeff. Not smart.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: You're going to have that Happy Meal delivered for like
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: $ 12 a piece.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe she subscribes to the delivery service.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: I do have Dash Pass, yeah. And technically, I don't
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: think the cash pass. What does Sophia call the sex
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: that Dorothy is having with Eddie? Abby, do you want
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: to answer this one too? You might win. All right. Yes, Erin. Okay,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: so the answer to that question was, I can't believe
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: no one heard this. It made me so sick to
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: my stomach. Sports nookie.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, I did hear the word nookie, but I didn't
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: hear the words before it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Something about it sounds sweaty. And because it's that guy.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: I think that's why I also was like.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Aaron's tied with Abby.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: This is correct.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Good job, you two.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: You're going down, Abby. All right.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Bring it, bitch.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Excuse me. It'd be great if Abby won this season
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: and I had to make her a tiny trophy that
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: was like even smaller because it had to be for her.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: All right. Who does Sophia say that she wishes she
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: had married when she had the chance? Kristen.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Bing Crosby.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Yes. Dang.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: All right, guys. It's time for everybody's favorite and mine.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: It's time for the Nosedown Bonus. What is one of
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: the Road to movies starring Bing Crosby and Bob Hope
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: other than Road to Morocco? Fuck.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: That's the one I knew. Fuck you, that's what.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I only know Road to Morocco.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: It's as if it's as if Ralph Garman was here
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: for a minute. Fuck you! Alright, Jeff, you buzzed in.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Would you like to give me one? Sorry.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: His answer was so good that an alarm jingled.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Road to.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: You decided to just pick a random place.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: You just decided to pick a random place.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: My phone was very happy for me.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not drunk. I just don't understand how you.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought Honolulu.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: No one gets it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: It's really early for day drinking Aaron.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: So in order of them being released it was Road
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: to Singapore Zanzibar then Morocco which was the most famous
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Road to Utopia Road to Rio Road to Bali and
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: then Road to Hong Kong was their final picture in 62.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: They were so popular that there were like five originally
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: and then like Five years later, they were like, JK,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: we're doing another one. And then 10 years after the
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: second to last one, they were like, one more time, boys.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Let's do these.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: One for the road.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But Morocco is the one everyone seems to know.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: And so that's why I wanted to leave that one out.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I know Family Guy did Road to Rhode Island.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Was that the last question?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: I had to scratch my eye.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I was just checking.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Last question. What is Eddie's curse? Oh, Jeff.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Pressure. Every woman on earth just wants to fuck the
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: shit out of that guy. Mistake.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, he got it right, so we'll give him
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: the point, but I'm almost tempted not to.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: No matter how damp he is.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: You wanted exact wording?
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: And he smells like steak. Just Jeff be Jeffin'..
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: How dare you give us content, Jeff?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Rude. Well, that was un-Jeffin-believable. He changed his Zoom.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Name to not Aaron. I just caught that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: If I'm not Jeffin', I don't know what to do
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: with myself.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: Kristin who won the game me um aaron and abby
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: are tied with one point jeff has two points gina
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: has three and i won with six.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Jeff got three points is that what you said.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Two Oh, just two. And then there was that negative
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: point you assigned at the very beginning of the episode,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: but I didn't take that into account. So if we
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: did take off that one point, then he would be
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: tied with you and Abby.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: No, I got two.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that was a joke, so I didn't count it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll let him keep his measly point.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't really make a difference.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: You slaughtered him. All right. Well, that was cool. Gina,
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: do you got some trivia for us?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: John Fiedler was Eddie.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: He was in 12 Angry Men. He played the old
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: man in Emperor's New Groove. He was Piglet in Winnie
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: the Pooh.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Beware the groove.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Don't throw off the groove. Stephanie Rydell was Jackie. She
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: was on some Blossom. Hmm.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Shanna Washington was Marla. She was in something called Hard
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Time on Planet Earth. Tom Simmons was the security guard.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: He was on a show called Mixed-ish.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Nyland in Norwegian. I know what it means. It means
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: New Grove.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: It's a secret. You're not supposed to tell.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's new.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: No, I was going to tickle her. She had to.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: The two teens' names are Marla and Jackie, like Marla
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Gibbs and Jackie Harris from 227, which these writers.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Worked on before joining the Golden Girls. B.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Arthur.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: She's on Days of Our Lives now.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Damn it. Kristen beat me to it. I was waiting
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: patiently to say that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That's her zero name.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Does she even have a last name?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Day players, number one fan.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. No.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I'll wait.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: No, she's done.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: Bea Arthur didn't love this episode because she wanted Dorothy
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: to date a hotter man. The producers explained that that
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: was the whole point.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Of this episode.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Like that. You brought it full circle, Gina.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: So Bea relented but still was not happy about it.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: I mean, he's not an ugly man, so he's just fine.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: No, he's not ugly. Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: I don't think the men they put Blanche with are
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: particularly hot myself.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Based on the Golden Girls, men and women in the
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: 80s were apparently less attractive overall.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: I think Miles is probably the hottest guy any of
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: them has, and he's just okay.
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: What do you think? Stan's not a looker.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: No.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: A long time from now, Dorothy will have some more
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: attractive men in her life.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Jerry Orbach. Was probably one of the sexiest guys that
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Dorothy dated.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just shocked that Bea Arthur cared about that.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Compared to the others.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Jerry Orbach was a sexy guy? Or just compared to
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: the others? Is he sexy?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: No, more like Law and Order. Erin's giving me a
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: look now.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: She's into Jerry Orbach. You wore out your VHS of
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Dirty Dancing. Lumiere.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: He's pretty great at being Lumiere.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know that Bea Arthur was particularly vain. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: think it was just more that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: The girls, the jokes would always pick on her looks.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: And it wore her down at some point.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: So maybe she's like, okay, can you stop with I'm
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: ugly and I only get ugly people?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: This happened. What's so interesting about this is this is
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: something that happened with Sex and the City too. Some
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: of the beef that happened with. I don't know why
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: I said beef. Some of the. Beef. That happened with. That.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Group of four women. Was not just pay related. It
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: was also that. Kim Cattrall was really tired of being called.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: The old one. The slut. And so there were hurt feelings.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: The same way. And it's the same thing here right. Like.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Rose was basically the greeter that did the warm-up stuff
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: the first couple seasons. She was out there talking to
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: the crowd, warming up for the show. And then after that,
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: in addition to her not being into doing the scripts
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: and stuff, she was a distraction on top of being
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: called ugly. Of course Bea didn't want to.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Mannequin.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I just love that you brought Kim Cattrall into this
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: conversation because even though the audience will never hear it
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: while we were watching the episode, I happened to reference mannequin.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: It was a men's man.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Because of that creepy ass mannequin in the mall, which
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: your audience was watching.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: All female mannequins seem to have quite a bit of
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: makeup on usually, but had makeup on. This was like
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: this sweater.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: It was a men's.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: So just a couple of references. They talked about Janet Gaynor.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: She was an American actress in silent films.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: She's so pretty. But she was dead before. What I
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: was confused about is she died in the 80s. So
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure why they referenced her being in frames
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: in stores. Because she'd been dead like five years, four
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: or five years before this episode would have come out.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just curious. Go ahead.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Janet Gaynor. I don't know if she really was in frames.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I've got to look her up now.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I only look these up quickly while we're watching.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Grab my phone, Janet Gaynor.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Nelson Mandela, former president.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Of South Africa. I was wondering. I mean, it had
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: to be someone.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Momar Gaddafi.
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: She said Colonel Gaddafi was a military officer and former
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: prime minister of Libya.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Janet Gaynor.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: They mentioned Jim and Tammy Baker. They were televangelists.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, cool. All right.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Good to know.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you. you try it?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Is it good?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Jim Baker's still out there if you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Ever need buckets of crappy apocalypse food.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: He will sell you some.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: This episode's villain.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan. Wait, can I say something? I'm sorry, Erin.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: This is creepy. Everyone should go look up Janet Gaynor.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a big Game of Thrones fan. I
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: used to do a Game of Thrones podcast. It's called
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Pot of Thrones.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Well, she's the girl that was in the.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Original Star Wars movie. Look up Janet Gaynor's IMDb photo
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: and tell me.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: That that's not Arya Stark. She was super famous. Thanks
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: for holding that picture up on an audio-only podcast. It's helpful.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: No, probably not. Not Aaron.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: But what I will do for you. Yeah, that's what
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: your audience can see. Not Aaron.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Can you make the episode final? And you guys picked Rose.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: And honestly, like, secretly, I was like, I hope they
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: pick Rose. And here's why.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: It played into her hands.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: So, first of all, she can't keep a secret. And
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: it was the only thing I was like, okay, that'll
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: give me a leg up, is that Rose has never
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: been able to keep a secret. This is her not
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: keeping a secret again.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: She lasted like a minute, if that.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the threat of being tickled, too. No
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: one got that question right, so I didn't spend a
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: long time on it. But it wasn't even that she
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: actively tickled her. She just said, Rose, I'm going to
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: tickle you. And then she told her. It caved.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so quickly.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: So it's not that she's a... villain on purpose but
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: her stupidity often makes her a villain like her childlike
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: whimsy of an inappropriate amount anyway okay that's villain one
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: villain two and Gina has mentioned this once already and
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: we mentioned it while it was on she spills the
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: orange juice in the kitchen and then she doesn't even
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: fucking wipe it up.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: I think Kristen noticed that did you even notice that
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: before I pointed it out.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I know Oh yeah, did you notice it the other day?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: She just used my commentary.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: You did? I pre-watched the episodes.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: And you noticed the orange juice?
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: That's my question.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Did you pre-watch these episodes?
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Calm down. The real problem is not that she spills.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Everyone makes mistakes. The problem is that she doesn't fucking
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: wipe it up and goes and sits down at the table.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: So someone's going to fall in that orange juice.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Because I think she accidentally did it and they had
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to continue the scene.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm sure that.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: She's going to slip like that high rocks lady. Orange
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: juice all over.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's essentially is just going to fall down later.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right, look, I have other things that make
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: her the villain.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: No, I agree.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Villain.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Orange juice.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: She's going to break ahead.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: She makes fun of Dorothy for being a muggy in love.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And I don't mean just the normal way they shit
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: on Dorothy, but this particular episode, when Dorothy's having a
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: little emotional meltdown towards the end, and now she's going
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: to break up with Eddie, and she's like, yeah, like,
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: so-and-so who left me, and so-and-so. And then Rose goes, sweetie,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: if you're going to name everyone that ever dumped you,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: we're going to be here all day. And I felt
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: that was way too... harsh it was pretty villainous that
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: was that was a deep cut to be like fuck
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: you rose yeah yeah and then she tries to seduce
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: eddie and but with his cute ears but here's the
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: villainous part of her seduction she says he looks like
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: bambi first of all why do you want to fuck
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: a deer that's weird second of all What man wants
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: to be told they look like a baby deer from
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: a movie whose parents die?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: What a fucking weird villain.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Jeff, you're cute.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: You look like Bambi.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Bambi?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, he liked it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: He's more like Flower.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he did a voice. Yeah, Bambi's a boy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: That's why Bambi meets a lady deer later.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: At least.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Do you want to be told that you're hot like
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: a young baby deer? Or does that feel a little
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Epstein Island also that fucks animals?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I'm going to make some venison jerky out of you.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: I'm going to fuck you till you're jerky.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. So she can say anything. I'm going to
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: bite your head off like a praying mantis. That's fine.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Look, man, if it's an adult woman that's coming on
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I don't really care what she says.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: During.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: At climax.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Let's make things happen. Let's make things happen. Speed it up.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: He's still into it, though. He's like, all right. I've
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: had a good run.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Before or after?
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Rough.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: That's your logic. I'm okay with dying.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Because of the gas prices. Have you seen gas prices?
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, excuse me.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: You could just use your leggings, mister.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Not Aaron. And you could walk.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get a bike, Jeff.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just use your leggings.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Or get a scooter.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I love my e-bike.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Also, there's this thing. I don't know if you've heard
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: about it. And what's weird is you have one. So
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: I guess maybe you have heard about it. It's an
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: electric vehicle. Oh, you have an electric vehicle? Oh. Motherfucker.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Well, thanks for breaking kayfabe. Thanks for breaking kayfabe, Erin.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: God damn it. It's just the first thing that came
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: to mind. I could have said... I.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Love you. I'm sorry.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: We do love jazz.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: I said gas prices. I'm sorry.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: It's honestly, it's adorable.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: We love Jeff, and you should too. So Jeff, where
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: can people find you?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: There's really only one place worth looking, and that is
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: open any podcast app and look for Suggested Articles, a
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: podcast app. And you can join us to learn about
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: why everything is.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Evil in the world of technology.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: You can find us across all socials at.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Amal and iPod.
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: And you can email us at amalandipod at gmail.com.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: You don't have to stay here, but you can't go.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, you don't have to go home, but you
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: can stay here. And your cheesecake is by the door
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: in party to go bags.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Abby.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to get out of here.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: Bye.