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DLHS Hour 2 | Would you stay married to your third cousin · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is another deal.
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  Speaker 2: You could show your twenty twenty six and just remember
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  Speaker 2: that if you are in Boston this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday at the Supert Theater.
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  Speaker 1: We got D L and d L.
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  Speaker 2: The following day at Tysons Tyson's Theater in Tysons, Virginia
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  Speaker 2: at the City Bank of the Capitol Hall. You don't
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  Speaker 2: go to somewhere somebody else is playing there now, it
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  Speaker 2: ain't gonna be me.
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  Speaker 1: So a man and a woman found out they were
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  Speaker 1: third cousins.
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  Speaker 2: Third is not so bad, and uh what you stay together?
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  Speaker 2: I just think third Come on now, y'are Bailey cousins? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: your cousin, like, I mean, very tenuous connection, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And and then lady said, well, a royal family. That's
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  Speaker 2: why they tief all messed up. You've seen them raber
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  Speaker 2: they look like the English. Yeah, it looked like they
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  Speaker 2: had they It was a cross between a piranha and
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  Speaker 2: a gate.
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  Speaker 3: I could see third cuts. I had to look it
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  Speaker 3: up to be sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahsn't come around.
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  Speaker 3: You just basically share a great great grandparent.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and a great great night and at home.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you that for real? Well, so you hope, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well if it, well, if you like them, you should
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  Speaker 2: you should say. If you don't, it's excuse to leave. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying if you don't, like, I didn't know what
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  Speaker 2: was related us?
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  Speaker 4: Wrong?
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  Speaker 1: How did they find out that they were related DNA?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But why what were they testing for? You could you
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  Speaker 1: could do twenty three and me?
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  Speaker 6: I know that's what that was my question? What were
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  Speaker 6: they testing for? Was it to find something out sinister?
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  Speaker 6: Or was it all just curiosity to all kind of people?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean people find like they find serial killers
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  Speaker 2: that are related.
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  Speaker 3: I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, j I don't care nothing about that
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  Speaker 1: part of the story. I was curious, like, well, look
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  Speaker 1: at it.
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  Speaker 3: Why were they trying to figure out what their DNA?
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  Speaker 1: Only you would ask a question like that, we skip,
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  Speaker 1: didn't you say?
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  Speaker 7: Y'all?
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 1: And uh yeah yeah we did.
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  Speaker 8: Ah, That's how I found my my biological father.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was he at when you so?
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  Speaker 3: You you you you.
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  Speaker 2: And tested, Tiffany got tested and then your father popped up.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I can't do it. I don't need none
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, so you got to pick their family accidentally,
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  Speaker 2: cards man.
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  Speaker 1: All we were trying to do is figure out which
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  Speaker 1: one of us was the blackest and look at.
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  Speaker 2: It, right, I would say with the new family, I
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  Speaker 2: would say the dee with the extra siblings. I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 2: So a man and a woman found out they were
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  Speaker 2: third cousins, third is not so bad? And uh, Lena,
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  Speaker 2: you would you find out if you find out your
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  Speaker 2: third cousin was your because everybody your third cousin on Dominican.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody there's some force. Yeah, I mean that gotta be.
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  Speaker 7: You can't.
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  Speaker 1: So what would you do if you found out your cousin,
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  Speaker 1: third cousin? That is so bad? So bad? Where's the
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  Speaker 1: line second cousin, first cousin? Where's the line first cousin?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely crez you and the danger zone? Yeah, absolutely, there's.
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  Speaker 6: My family Listen rule though, like if you even if
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  Speaker 6: you have kids outside of the marriage, just let them know,
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  Speaker 6: like we.
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  Speaker 1: Why because you don't want them run across as you
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  Speaker 1: have in the bar. Daddy, You're right, my family rule,
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  Speaker 1: Like just yeah, because why is that? Why is that
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  Speaker 1: family rule?
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  Speaker 8: Or because you never know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a small island. That's why I just said
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  Speaker 2: that all your third cousins? How many people on the
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  Speaker 2: Dominican islands.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, Well, it would have to kind of be
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  Speaker 3: small if you have to make a law.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's policy in the family. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: The fact that your family even had this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: We should have.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and it's limited resources, right, that's the point.
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  Speaker 3: You never port four million people.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't talking about what's in New York. I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about that probably. Wow, they got that many people. Wow
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  Speaker 2: you think? Man, you and your new boyfriend look just crazious.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, no one, Well baseball is gonna
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  Speaker 2: be good.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that we got more. We got more, fly,
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  Speaker 1: we got enough of us kidding around. Were gonna get
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  Speaker 1: to your calls in a bit. It's the deal. He
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  Speaker 1: will show.
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  Speaker 2: So a man and a woman found out they were
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  Speaker 2: third cousins. Third is not so bad? And uh if
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 9: The audio, So you're gonna leave me after five years
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  Speaker 9: just thinking about I'm your third cousin five years we've
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  Speaker 9: been together, that it was a century. But what are
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  Speaker 9: you talking about? But you love me no more third
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  Speaker 9: cousin at all?
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  Speaker 10: No, not no more?
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  Speaker 3: We gonna be cousins because I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You say you ain't going nowhere.
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  Speaker 9: Because you just automatically stop loving somebody because you sign
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  Speaker 9: outther day your third cousin.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you find out you related to see your spouse,
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  Speaker 2: what do you do?
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  Speaker 8: So, I really don't think it's that huge of a
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  Speaker 8: deal if it's not that closely.
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  Speaker 11: Related, like third cousins. In the example, my friend is Egyptian.
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  Speaker 12: She says they marry their first cousins in Egypt.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, let's not forget the Bible. There are a couple
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  Speaker 13: of brothers marrying their sister.
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  Speaker 14: So I don't think it's a huge deal.
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  Speaker 8: As long as you love the person, you shouldn't make
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  Speaker 8: a difference. I mean, going y'all have, knowing y'all have
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  Speaker 8: relationships and you love each other, doesn't make a difference. Personally,
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't care. As as long as we together, we
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  Speaker 8: have a kid together, long as the kids come of
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  Speaker 8: intelligent and smart, you know the defects, and we shouldn't
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  Speaker 8: make no difference. I mean, that's that's nature put you
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  Speaker 8: all together for a reason, you know, so should make
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  Speaker 8: a difference. To me personally, I wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 11: Well me myself, I had a crunch on my first
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  Speaker 11: and we were on high school and I found out
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  Speaker 11: when my granny passed, like three maybe three weeks before
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  Speaker 11: our prom that we were first cousin. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 11: are they doing at the funeral, And that's when we
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  Speaker 11: found out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man, it happens.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 10: I was with my fiance and a friend of mine
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  Speaker 10: informed me that that was my cousin and what were
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  Speaker 10: we going to do? So we were already together three
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  Speaker 10: four years, and what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep
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  Speaker 10: doing what we've been doing, and we would with kissing
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  Speaker 10: and cousins. Man. And unfortunately she passed away a few
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  Speaker 10: years back. But Western PC riding Maremai and it's okay
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  Speaker 10: if you're out there doing it.
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  Speaker 5: I think that if they didn't know they were cousins
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  Speaker 5: and they don't have kids, or do have kids, and
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  Speaker 5: the kids are fine, it's okay. You know, they didn't
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  Speaker 5: know what they were getting into when they got into it.
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  Speaker 5: I've been accused of marrying my cousin. My husband's great
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  Speaker 5: grandmother before she passed, said that if we were related,
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  Speaker 5: it was so far down the line it didn't matter.
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  Speaker 5: And we've been together twelve years and we're not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 14: I just wanted to say I was in a situation
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  Speaker 14: like that.
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  Speaker 12: I was dating a female for like six months and
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  Speaker 12: we didn't know we was related.
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  Speaker 14: So until we came to a barbecue and the summertime,
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  Speaker 14: she was like, Yo, why are you here? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 14: why are you here? She was like, this is my
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  Speaker 14: family barbecue and it's like I'm like, well, this is my.
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  Speaker 8: Favorite verse too.
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  Speaker 12: So you know at the end of the day that
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  Speaker 12: you know, we still kicked it and we still family.
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  Speaker 14: Yes, we still family.
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  Speaker 13: I think if you find out you're related to a
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  Speaker 13: person that's old, let that go.
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  Speaker 14: Go get you some therapy for.
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  Speaker 8: The damage it's going to do.
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  Speaker 1: And your mom and.
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  Speaker 8: Dad should have told you who your people were, Like
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  Speaker 8: you can't stay with that person.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy if you don't know, that's one thing.
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  Speaker 13: But once you know, it's over.
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  Speaker 2: So you find out you and your husband and your
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  Speaker 2: wife are related. Third cousins his little idea.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna leave me after five years?
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  Speaker 9: Just taking about I'm your third cousin, but five years
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  Speaker 9: we've been together.
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  Speaker 1: That if it was a century.
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  Speaker 9: But what are you talking about? But you love me?
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  Speaker 9: No more third cousin at all?
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  Speaker 10: No, not no more?
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  Speaker 1: So gonna be cousins, because I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: If you say you ain't going nowhere because cousin, you
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  Speaker 9: just automatically stopped loving somebody because you find out that
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  Speaker 9: they're your third cousin.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, third cousin is a person you're related through through years.
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  Speaker 9: If we already had a child, if we already had
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  Speaker 9: a child and our child wasn't that they did, is.
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  Speaker 7: You already got you don't got child?
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  Speaker 9: We could just get blood test to see how.
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  Speaker 1: The spectrum our child would be.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 7: A third cousin is a person you're related to through
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  Speaker 7: your shared great great grandparents.
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  Speaker 1: That's great great are the children.
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  Speaker 7: Of your second cousin, Like I said, so, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: We say, what do you do? That was a question
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  Speaker 1: we told see.
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  Speaker 15: We had to get a divorce. I've already been through that.
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  Speaker 15: I married my fifth cousin in the two thousand and
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  Speaker 15: three and that thing, you know, my mom's gonna say,
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  Speaker 15: y'all know y'all related, but that fifth cousin, No, that
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  Speaker 15: is wrong, and these old folks need to do That's
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  Speaker 15: why we need to know our history, because that's the reason.
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  Speaker 11: Why broke my heart.
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  Speaker 1: We had to get divorced.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do it nah, And we're friends to the
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  Speaker 4: day though, But that's a shaka and our people have
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  Speaker 4: got to do better of doing our legacies and knowing
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  Speaker 4: our history and teaching it and stop gat and keeping
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  Speaker 4: tell the old folks, stop gate keeping our history, so
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  Speaker 4: the thoughts don't keep happening.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, we third cousins and we just come with this
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  Speaker 7: out years later, and we got a kid or whatnot.
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  Speaker 7: You might as well stay in there, uh and work
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  Speaker 7: it out. We might as well. We got a kid together.
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  Speaker 2: We don't f the realm.
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  Speaker 7: We can't nobody. We don't get it already, so you
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  Speaker 7: might as well keep on going with it. And you can't
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  Speaker 7: be that close to the family anyway like that. Y'all
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  Speaker 7: just figure that out. Found out, you know, we have
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  Speaker 7: it together years ago. I mean, yeah, y'all been here
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  Speaker 7: for years. Y'all just finding us out. Y'all ain't that
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  Speaker 7: close to that family any damn way. Because if y'all
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  Speaker 7: were that close to y'all want to knew it the
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  Speaker 7: first time y'all messed around. So yeah, I keep on
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  Speaker 7: rolling with it. We're gonna raise the babies. We were
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  Speaker 7: gonna keep on Ever and.
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  Speaker 13: Around, I met a guy years ago who had the
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  Speaker 13: same last name as I did, and I pressed and
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  Speaker 13: I pressed and I pressed to find out that we
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  Speaker 13: were related, and as far as I could tell.
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  Speaker 2: We weren't.
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  Speaker 13: But you know what, I would not I would after that,
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  Speaker 13: we just became friends. Nothing. We had no romance because
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  Speaker 13: I'm like, this guy might be related to me. We
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  Speaker 13: just stay friends and that was in it. But that
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  Speaker 13: my point is, that's why it's important for people to
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  Speaker 13: go to family reunions and pressed to know where you're from,
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  Speaker 13: who your people are, because if you don't, you might
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  Speaker 13: be in that situation. But I don't think if it's
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  Speaker 13: third cousin, Na, they're gonna have to go down to
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  Speaker 13: fourth cousin. Nah mest with nobody first, second or third.
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  Speaker 16: No, Well, I couldn't do it if it's my third cousin,
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  Speaker 16: and I couldn't do it. I was in a situation
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  Speaker 16: like that, And she turned out to be my fourth cousin.
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  Speaker 16: And once I found out her dad and I were
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  Speaker 16: her uncle and I we were a second cousin. And
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  Speaker 16: when I found out who she was, you know, it
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  Speaker 16: almost got a little too late. But when I found
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  Speaker 16: out that she was my fourth cousin, I couldn't even
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  Speaker 16: do four cousins, so I had to quickly cout, you know, separate.
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  Speaker 14: Myself from that.
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  Speaker 16: So third cousin off limit, first second, third, off limit
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  Speaker 16: even four for me, So you got to get a
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  Speaker 16: little deeper than that for me.
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  Speaker 14: Maybe fifth cousin.
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  Speaker 16: I don't know. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 16: now thirds, that's off limit. Third cousins off limit. Can't
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  Speaker 16: do that.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's no.
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  Speaker 11: I didn't even think twice as to think twice.
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  Speaker 14: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 11: I wouldn't even date one of my homegirls boyfriends out
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  Speaker 11: of high school in the seventies right now.
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  Speaker 8: No, they're off limits.
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  Speaker 11: You find out you were related to somebody.
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  Speaker 9: Oh heck to the No no, first, second, third, fourth,
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  Speaker 9: stript No, just no.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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