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Khloe Gets her LICK BACK! | Kardashians Recap with Blue Telusma · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 2: Can y'all believe this? Blue, it's like a full circle moment.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get emotional. The first recap we ever
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  Speaker 2: did was about the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 1: And Ray thought we were getting a Kardashian recap with Blue.
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  Speaker 2: Woo-hoo! Three years later.
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  Speaker 3: We're back. We took a small hiatus.
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  Speaker 2: We are behind schedule. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine. Okay. It's all good. Some raindrops.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to recap the Kardashians on Hulu. So
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  Speaker 1: it's like a full circle moment because that's how me
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  Speaker 1: and Blue were introduced and we just.
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  Speaker 2: Fell in love. And you know she's my co-host.
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  Speaker 1: Every single Monday on Monday Night Live on Laura Claudia
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  Speaker 1: and Dustin.
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  Speaker 2: So this one belongs to Blue.
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  Speaker 1: So Blue, This season, I want to say five episodes
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  Speaker 1: have aired.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So we can recap this past Thursday's episode, but we
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  Speaker 1: can also do a mid-season check-in because I think the
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  Speaker 1: Kardashians or Hulu gets like 10 episodes.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a lot. It's usually 10 because they're so rich.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Hulu can afford any more than 10,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest. I wish people understood production because I
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  Speaker 2: swear to you, sister, I said the same thing I
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  Speaker 2: said Hulu said we can't afford y'all salary, the production,
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  Speaker 2: to sustain more than 10 episodes per season. You know,
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  Speaker 2: E would give these motherfuckers 100 episodes a year.
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  Speaker 3: It was like 26 back to back. It was Kardashians
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  Speaker 3: for months, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hulu said we can't do it. We got the Secret
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  Speaker 1: Lives of Murmur Wise. We got Reasonable Doubt.
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  Speaker 2: That show triggers me. Did you watch the....
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  Speaker 3: I stopped about a season ago because I was going
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  Speaker 3: to fight people. I want a husband, and I feel
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  Speaker 3: like if I keep watching that show, I won't get one.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: What you mean outside, baby? No, that show triggers me
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  Speaker 3: so bad.
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  Speaker 2: It triggers me so... You have no... It makes me angry.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you will be very angry because Jax Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Lord, not Jax Taylor. What? That's the wrong Jax. What
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  Speaker 2: in the brothel is going on here?
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  Speaker 3: Crossover and scene.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh, uh-huh. So Jax, I'm sure you saw it on threads. She...
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  Speaker 2: is addicted to pills. Yeah. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: What is the Mary Jane of it all? They always
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  Speaker 3: do this to black women on these shows. We got
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  Speaker 3: it together until we don't. We always sniffing or saving
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  Speaker 3: or caping or letting some fuck boy drive our car
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  Speaker 3: while we at work.
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  Speaker 2: Like, we can't just have it together. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: And that's one thing I would say about the Kardashians is,
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  Speaker 3: some people watch the Kardashians, I will say this, I
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  Speaker 3: watched Reasonable Doubt and Mary Jane and even Scandal and
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  Speaker 3: A black woman in power and a white woman in
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  Speaker 3: power don't look the same.
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  Speaker 2: They don't look the same. They're not allowed to look
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  Speaker 2: the same.
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  Speaker 3: Because I feel like we always have to show, we
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  Speaker 3: don't care how fabulous or gorgeous we are.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm a mule. I can take a lick
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  Speaker 2: and it keep on ticking.
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  Speaker 3: And when you watch shows like the Kardashians, these women
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  Speaker 3: are being carried around on pillows and being fed grapes.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's a certain softness they get to have. even
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  Speaker 3: while being incredibly strong and powerful, that I wish... You
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  Speaker 3: know what, ladies? 92%, well, 94% now. Let's all play
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  Speaker 3: damsel like Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody please help me to my couch. I really am
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  Speaker 3: going to start acting like a Kardashian.
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  Speaker 2: Get mad, ho. I'm about to be real delicate.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's... Girl, I think that's a perfect segue to
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  Speaker 1: get into because this season.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just start with Kim. Of course we're starting with her.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious? We're starting with Kourtney.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'll behave. I'll behave. Go ahead. You know I
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  Speaker 2: want to... Go ahead. I know.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to Miss Courtney later. Listen, Kim is the show.
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  Speaker 1: She is the one that keeps the lights on. This season,
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  Speaker 1: we're seeing that she is working on a new Netflix
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  Speaker 1: comedy because she's in her acting bag due to the
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  Speaker 1: fact that, and she said this.
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  Speaker 2: In her confessional... that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Blue,
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  Speaker 1: they do not honor reality stars. But now that she's
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  Speaker 1: in All's Fair, taping season two, and this new Netflix
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  Speaker 1: comedy series, Kim wants to conquer the Hollywood Star Walk
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  Speaker 1: of Fame. What are your thoughts about her career choices
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  Speaker 1: in acting, and do you think she will achieve the inevitable?
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  Speaker 2: I think there's worse actors on the Walk of Fame already.
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  Speaker 2: Can we be honest? Isn't Mr. Ed on there? Like,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's fine, baby. I want to say Big
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  Speaker 2: Bird is too, no shame.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a homeless man right now sleeping on Elvis' star.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's okay. She can have it.
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  Speaker 3: If you live in LA, the walk of fame is
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  Speaker 3: not what y'all think.
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  Speaker 2: It's totally... It's outside of the CBS.
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  Speaker 3: I swear to God, it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Kim, you can have that. You can have it. It's
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  Speaker 2: not what people think it is. And the thing is this.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this, and I don't know if Blue
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  Speaker 1: agrees with me or not, but I think Kim is
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  Speaker 1: deserving of having a star.
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  Speaker 2: And I think whether.
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  Speaker 1: You like her or dislike her, you can't deny the
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  Speaker 1: impact she's had on pop culture. You can't even deny, honestly, guys,
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  Speaker 1: the impact she's had as a reality star.
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  Speaker 2: She is still doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Every day, I'm surprised why she does it until this
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  Speaker 1: recent episode where Blue, they were in Palm Springs, and
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  Speaker 1: she bought the house next door to hers Because she
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be close to Kylie, her sister, and she
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  Speaker 1: thought the house that she just bought has a better backyard.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I don't get jealous of anybody. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: believe my blessings are my blessings and God has blessed
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  Speaker 2: me with a lot. You are blessed. Thank you, baby.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah. Right. It says....
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got it to the point where I can
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  Speaker 1: walk next door, sis, and say, huh, I'm buying that house.
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  Speaker 2: And when Khloe said her professional, no, she bought the house. No, we, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: I believed it.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: What, what, what?
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  Speaker 1: Now I see why she's like, this show will be
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  Speaker 1: on air until my last breath.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, and honestly too, Kim is, can we give her
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  Speaker 3: credit for storyline? Because I know the Kardashians, they go
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  Speaker 3: to Target, and then they go to Cirque du Soleil,
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  Speaker 3: and then somebody eats a donut, and.
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  Speaker 2: That's a whole season.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I know the episodes are not, you know, groundbreaking,
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  Speaker 3: but Kim is really, really good.
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  Speaker 2: At making something out of nothing. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: In a very entertaining way. You know what made me
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  Speaker 3: realize that? Watching Kourtney try to do the same thing
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  Speaker 3: and falling asleep. I had, oh man, that was rough.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, ooh.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I blinked and I missed like a 20-minute segment.
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  Speaker 3: And she was still walking around that house with no walls.
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  Speaker 2: I said, damn, huh? We still, another fireplace. Got it. Wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So everybody thinks it's easy. A house with no furniture,
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  Speaker 2: how dreadful. Go ahead, baby. How dreadful. No furniture, no walls.
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  Speaker 3: And it feels like Kim this season is talking about
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  Speaker 3: manifesting and finding love and dealing with her health scares
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  Speaker 3: and wanting to have a legacy and all these things.
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  Speaker 3: And Kourtney's in the car with her gay bestie complaining
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  Speaker 3: about the blogs. She's having press conferences in the front
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  Speaker 3: scene of her car. Every other episode. Can you believe
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  Speaker 3: that so-and-so said I was boring? Well, my therapist told
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  Speaker 3: me I wasn't boring. You pay your therapist, baby. She
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  Speaker 3: has to say that. She's there to give you compassionate care.
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  Speaker 2: And I would say this too. Khloe and Kim.
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  Speaker 3: And Chris, if everybody else left, the three of them
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  Speaker 3: could carry the show by themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's be clear.
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  Speaker 1: They are carrying the show, to your point, Blue, because listen,
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  Speaker 1: one thing I will give Kourtney.
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  Speaker 2: And I know you'll agree on this.
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  Speaker 1: Kourtney carried the first six seasons of keeping up with
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  Speaker 1: the kardashians on her back the scott disick shit like
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  Speaker 1: she and scott gave the show some real reality very
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  Speaker 1: yes love and marriage calabasas style you know what i'm
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  Speaker 1: saying sans the marriage but courtney in her car talking
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  Speaker 1: to simon Hook being a step mama to Landon in
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  Speaker 1: Alabama having Alabama do your makeup having Alabama have these
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  Speaker 1: dreams of a 20th birthday party sponsored by Rolls Royce
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  Speaker 1: and it looking like a wedding even that alone could
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  Speaker 1: not sustain my focus And this is no shade. Courtney's
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  Speaker 1: scenes are extremely hard to watch.
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  Speaker 2: And you know the family gets rough cuts.
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  Speaker 1: I assume that Kim and Khloe and Kris say if
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  Speaker 1: it has to be in the cut, it's because Courtney
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  Speaker 1: approved it.
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  Speaker 2: It's bad. This is welfare. This is welfare. She's getting
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  Speaker 2: a welfare check from the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 3: If she wasn't their sister, you know some people in
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  Speaker 3: your family, like, damn, if we weren't related, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I would really deal with you like that. I
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  Speaker 3: feel she's very much like one of those, but she
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  Speaker 3: also feels like, to me, like the Ashley Darby of
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  Speaker 3: the Kardashians, where you need to be in a dysfunctional
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  Speaker 3: relationship to have any purpose on the show. Once Ashley
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  Speaker 3: lost Michael, it was a wrap. So it wasn't Kourtney herself,
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  Speaker 3: it was her dysfunction that was entertaining. But healthy Kourtney
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  Speaker 3: is smug and lazy and entitled. I mean, to be fair,
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  Speaker 3: if I was deeply in love with and obsessed with
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  Speaker 3: my sister's leftovers, maybe I too would have to constantly,
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  Speaker 3: you know, remind you that he finally picked me.
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  Speaker 2: Right? So sure, sure.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot about that blurb. I did not.
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  Speaker 3: Because you up here with Shannon Moakler's kids trying to
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  Speaker 3: act like they're your everything. But they got her face
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  Speaker 3: and his hair. Like, it's real. They all look like her.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody looks like their mama. Gorgeous kids.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's gorgeous. Shout out to Claudia and the Rhode
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  Speaker 3: Island girlies. Shana Mogul is a gorgeous woman, but them kids,
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  Speaker 3: she spit them out. Travis was in the drum set
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  Speaker 3: in the garage somewhere when she was making them. They
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  Speaker 3: don't look nothing like the Pappy. So you walking around
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  Speaker 3: with my twins.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I can't. I can't. I really, really, really, really.
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  Speaker 3: can tell that Kourtney is riding off of the wave
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  Speaker 3: of how deeply she is loved as the eldest sister.
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  Speaker 3: And I honestly think Kourtney still being on the show
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  Speaker 3: shows how, I know I'm going to get dragged for this.
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  Speaker 3: I think Kim Kardashian is a nicer person than people
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  Speaker 3: want to admit.
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  Speaker 2: I agree, but tell us why you say that.
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  Speaker 3: Because there are some of you who would cut off
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  Speaker 3: your cousins for less. I know a couple N-words in
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  Speaker 3: Oakland who it wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Take but much to fire you from the show.
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  Speaker 3: Baby, I've seen families fall apart over less, and there's
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  Speaker 3: a deep love that Kim has for her sisters. And
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  Speaker 3: I will give Chris this little bit of credit. When
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  Speaker 3: we watched that episode where Kim bought the house, those girls'
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  Speaker 3: nights that Kim always has whenever she's on a show,
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  Speaker 3: it's because her mother seeped into her mind, whenever you're
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  Speaker 3: around women, they are your sisters. So every time Kim
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  Speaker 3: is in a room full of women and they have
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  Speaker 3: to do something together, she goes into sister mode. It's
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  Speaker 3: happened with every project she's ever had. It's the one
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  Speaker 3: thing I'm going to always give Kris Jenner credit for.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people who don't know how
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  Speaker 3: to be sisters to people. Kim is always a sister
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  Speaker 3: to the women in the room, and so I love
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  Speaker 3: those scenes because you see a little bit of humanity
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  Speaker 3: behind her being filthy, freaking rich, and being snatched.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's so interesting?
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  Speaker 1: I was going to, I'm going to ask, when I
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  Speaker 1: was watching it last night, I'm like, I can't wait
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  Speaker 1: to ask Blue this. I was also wondering, as we
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  Speaker 1: saw that Kim took her Netflix co-stars to Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice. Flew on her PJ.
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  Speaker 1: She brought gummies and a bedazzled box.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then on top of that, She had the All's
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  Speaker 1: Fair cast last season go to her house, which is
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  Speaker 1: why the Netflix cast were like, no, we want to
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  Speaker 1: do it too.
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  Speaker 2: I thought to myself, okay, is.
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  Speaker 1: This Kris Jenner strategizing too to say, in order for
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  Speaker 1: you to make it in these Hollywood circles, you have
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  Speaker 1: to make them family.
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  Speaker 2: Because you and I both know this business is all
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  Speaker 2: about what? Relationships. It's 100% relationships. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: So a part of me was also like, and again,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a bad thing to me. It's strategy. And
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  Speaker 2: I agree with you. She's a girl's girl. She loves,
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  Speaker 2: and she knows how to work around women and like them.
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  Speaker 1: Niecy Dash has been very open about like, no, Kim
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  Speaker 1: is like a sweet girl. The other thing I thought
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  Speaker 1: though too was like, she, meaning Kim, has the strategy
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  Speaker 1: of her mother also knowing that when these solidified award-winning actors,
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Close, Niecy Nash.
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get back into the show.
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  Speaker 2: When they are in the room with other people, and
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  Speaker 2: you know how it is. So how was it working
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  Speaker 2: with Kim? She was actually great. And that means another director,
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  Speaker 2: another producer, another actor can suggest her for a film.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was marvelous personally.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's marvelous and I think it's tradition though.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's new. Because think about it, right?
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  Speaker 3: I used to have a little production company in DC,
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  Speaker 3: shout out to the DMV area. And we would do
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  Speaker 3: like local plays and whatnot. And actors would always show
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  Speaker 3: up wanting to do productions with us. And I said,
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  Speaker 3: why are y'all, we don't even pay nothing.
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  Speaker 2: This is free. And they were like, cause we like
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  Speaker 2: the community.
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  Speaker 3: When you are trying to do good business, you want
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  Speaker 3: people to have a sense of community because they actually
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  Speaker 3: give you more, not less. And the thing that happens
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  Speaker 3: with Kim, I had my back turned during one of
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  Speaker 3: the scenes when she was doing the slumber party, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought to myself, damn, any production that hires Kim
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Kardashian knows they are getting built-in episode-length promo.
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  Speaker 2: You are such a good investment. She's an excellent investment.
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  Speaker 3: The sincerity and the strategy coming together, you know whether
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  Speaker 3: it's All's Fair or the Netflix show Fifth Wheel, if
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  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian is a part of the production, you're going
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  Speaker 3: to be a Hulu storyline. You're going to see Kris
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  Speaker 3: Jenner and her and the PJs. You're going to get
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  Speaker 3: a whole stir up around the camaraderie of the cast
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  Speaker 3: that you don't even have to pay for before we
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: even start doing our real promo and marketing. She's a
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  Speaker 3: built-in promo machine, and I think she's always been like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think her mother taught her to be like that.
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  Speaker 3: And the same way that Matthew Knowles had Beyonce walking
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  Speaker 3: around at 12 years old in her heels, there are
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  Speaker 3: certain things that you call strategy that is their norm
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  Speaker 3: and lived experience to the point where strategy and lived
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  Speaker 3: experience are kind of blurred. So yes, it's great strategy,
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  Speaker 3: but I think that's actually their default setting. And it's
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  Speaker 3: a brilliant default setting. Because who the hell wants Kim
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Kardashian on the show? I'm like, oh, I didn't know
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: she was in that. Meanwhile, Kourtney is selling GLP-1 gummies,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: and that's not even how that works.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: That's not how that works.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: The FDA would like a word, but go ahead.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Kourtney, too, in.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: This recent episode, this is.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: So bad, but I got to be honest. I like
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Kylie personally.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I think Kylie's young and youthful, fresh, and doesn't give
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a shit about none of this.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: She's a vibe, yeah. There you go. She's a vibe.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Even Kourtney filming with Kylie was boring.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: And I was shocked about that because I love when
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Kylie pops up on the screen.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Guys, you got to see how blue looks. I'm so sorry. No, no, no.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: The whole thing about the Lemmy and Kylie collab, all
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I saw was it gave very much grandmother and young
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: hot thing.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And the thing with Lemmy that.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Courtney really wants, she wants to make fetch happen.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And although I believe in what she's doing with like
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: organic products, you know me, I'm a health nut.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: So I believe in the Lemmy brand. I really do.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Some of them are placebos. I just want to tell
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: you some of them are just sugar candy, but go ahead. Okay.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I looked at a video on Lemmy and I had
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: to stop. I was like, they're going to get mad
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: at me for, yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: You like the concept of Lemmy. Execution, maybe not, but yeah. Okay.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Because the thing is this, Obviously, tagging on your hot
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: young sister, and when I say hot and young, I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: don't mean just physically. She has the most followers out
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: of anybody of the family on Instagram.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: She's a new kid.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So it gives you a push in terms of your product,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: because I don't see no one talking about Lemmy, unfortunately.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: But even that scene was boring enough. To me, it
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: was sad. It wasn't boring.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It was sad, Carlos.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, geez.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: It's like seeing that old N-word in the club.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, hey, young thang.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Like, it was so, you look nice. Okay, grandpa. Leave
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: me alone, grandpa.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: It was so sad.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I once knew this, she's my worst kind of in LA.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: I once knew this really famous model who was aging.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: And I started to notice that all of her new
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: friends were really young girls who looked like her in
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: her heyday. And whenever they would go out, the men
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: would come to her because she was with the next
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: young thing.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my God, you're kind of
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: a madame. It's giving madame. A word?
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: A lot of women when they're aging and they are
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: known for being glamorous and beautiful and that's like the
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: thing that they hang their hat on, they will start
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: to be cool with the young girl almost like a
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: vampire trying to eat.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Your life force.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: You know the alleged, alleged, alleged things where they said
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: that Diddy was on a yacht getting blood transfusions from
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: young black men in order to help with his life
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: force and that's why when he's in jail he's graying
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: so much because he's not getting the, oh, you didn't
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: hear about that?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I have not heard about that at all. I live
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles. I'm sorry. I don't know what's national
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: versus local news. But yeah, there was a young man
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: who came forward. Look it up, y'all.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Who said that he would be on a yacht with
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Diddy because if you're on the water, there's no laws
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: because you're not on land.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: So you don't have to worry about what region is
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: making it legal or illegal.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: And he would be on the yacht and Diddy would
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: stay there for hours doing blood transfusions with him to.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Get his life force. That's a real thing. Look it up.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: There's a reality to that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: In this industry, when you feel like you're expiring based
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: on shallow metrics, you want to latch on to something
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: young and fresh and new to energetically kind of bask
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: in their glow. And it made me sad because it
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: felt like Kylie was a two-for-one special on being a succubus.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: It was the old relationship that she used to have
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: with Chloe. And with the new Kim. It was like
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: a Frankenstein of Kim and Khloe. And it's with a
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: girl who's young enough to be your daughter. She's like, yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: the 18-year-old age difference means nothing. No, it means you
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: could be her mother.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It legally means something, right?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: So, like, it felt very sad to me. The whole
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: thing was just sad. Like, baby, we get it. We
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: get it. We get it, right? Always the bridesmaid, never
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: the bride. Even when you have a wedding, Kim was
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: in Italy first.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We get it. We get it. We get it. Still, though,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: at some point... Stop trying to prove something to us
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: while telling us you don't care.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: There's nothing sadder than someone who says, I don't care,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: while being obvious about how deeply they still care.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: You wanted to beat up Jennifer Lawrence. You're 5'1 1⁄2.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: You want to climb up her leg and hit her?
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I think the Kardashian show made me realize
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: that Kourtney is sad, still sad. Kim is that bitch
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: and forever will be. And Khloe, Khloe not having sex
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: for four years, Carlos.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That concerns me, baby. I'd be howling at the moon.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I'd be making dolphin noises. Four years. I would sound
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: like Flipper. Four years. You haven't been touched. The longest
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I've done was 14 months.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I did two years when my mom was sick because
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I was taking care of her.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in a situation like I was a caretaker.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. The minute that lady was okay. Oh, I'll
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: tell you I've lied. I was like... Shout out to
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: the caretaker. I was laying it low and spreading it wide.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: 14 months was a lot. I'm like... Sorry, y'all. My bad. Okay.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: We're doing a whole shit. I'm sorry. We're back. But
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: we were both being caretakers. It was noble.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: And honestly, because, you know, Chloe is the black woman
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: of the family and acts like the mule. She was
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: being a caretaker.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: She was Big Mama, right? Lamar, the surrogate, Tristan. She
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: was being a caretaker. Same difference.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: But baby, four years. Yeah. You got a bucket full
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: of embryos and you were not getting no dick. That's
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: a lot. That's... That's so downtrodden. It was... The thing
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: is this. I....
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I feel so bad for Khloe because when she was
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: talking to... I believe it was Malika and Scott in
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: last week's episode when she was talking about the whole
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Lamar thing and I can't wait to get your thoughts
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: In this past week's episode. But she talked about how
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: she is so afraid.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Of even meeting somebody because she just doesn't have a
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: good track record.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: The worst ever. Of selecting men to be with.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And I wanted her to unpack that more, especially from
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a therapist standpoint, because I will always say this. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: think internally, internally, I think she sees herself how she
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: looked 10, 20 years ago. And I think that just,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think that has gone away despite physically how
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: she looks now. Yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Okay.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's 100% true because there was a clip of,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I think her and Kim, and Kim said, hey, I
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: was talking to Kylie and Kendall and we're worried you're
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: getting too thin. She said, the supermodel and Kylie Jenner
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: think I'm getting too thin?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: And she threw her leg up in the air.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: She was excited, right? Like, that made me so sad.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: As a girl from the nineties, I understand that pain. No, she,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: she is downtrodden, but here's the thing. She's a cancer.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Shout out to everybody who understands this. Childy girlies.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Um, cancers are the mothers, right? But at a certain time,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: your mother puts you to bed and she gets some pee.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Matriarchs still need to get their backs blown out. And
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like even her mama, who's like 76 was like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but I'm getting my back.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Blown out regularly.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Corey is fucking me good.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I'm everybody's mother's mother's mother, and I'm still getting my
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: back cracked. No, the whole Lamar thing makes me angry
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: on her behalf. It's probably the one place that even
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: people who don't like the Kardashians have to admit as
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: women that what he's done is disgusting. Lamar's now come
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: out with not just a documentary, which was already a mess,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: he's now coming out with an OnlyFans. He's made history
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: as the first NBA player to have an OnlyFans page.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: So you're going to be doing lines naked? Who's paying
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: for that? Who is paying for that outside of TMZ?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see that. Which is why I
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: like why they're being dirty now and telling his business
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Let's be clear.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: If I'm going to get my lick back, was ever
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: visually seen, it was in that scene where Kris Jenner, him,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: who used the word crack.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: These, once again, raindrops, they get a chance to watch
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the episode, they've admitted this, and they have editing approval.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: So the fact they watched that shit and said, yeah,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: keep all that shit in. Keep all the crack in.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Actually, and let's say more, because of what Lamar has
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: done pretty much in the documentary that you and I recapped,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: where he, in so many words, said he was using
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Khloe for fame, pretty much. So to hear that She
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: found out he was with a bunch of bitches. She
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: and her mother went to go find him. The mother
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: was in disguise by her own, you know, design. They
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: go into this crack house. She walks in. There's tons
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: of women. He's in a circle, jerk. And on top
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: of that, she's fighting these women while Kris Jenner's in
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the bathroom throwing away.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: All the drugs.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Blue, you need to explain to me the psychologically, intelligently,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: what all of that means from a standpoint of mother-daughter,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: black man, whores, circle jerk. Because to me, the entire
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: time I'm watching it, I'm like, This is the perfect
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: episode to start recapping with Blue.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Because there's a psychology here that I need my audience
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: to understand.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, let's start with the word circle jerk.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: A circle jerk, okay, in the urban dictionary, is the
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: sexual practice where a group of men sit in or
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: stand in a circle to masturbate or.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Touch each other. Yeah. Wait, men? Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like everybody might have missed that part. It
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: was a sword fight. They walked in on a sword fight.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Ha! Sorry.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Just wanted to start with the word of the day,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: which is circle jerk. I thought it was.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Because I'm ignorant, dumb, and don't get enough action. I
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: thought it was him and a bunch of women around him. No.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: You're all jerking in a circle. It was several penises. Now,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: that makes sense. So was he fighting the men?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: No, she said her mother was trying to put all
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: the contraband in a bag.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: You're doing amazing, sweetie. And then putting all the crack
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: pipes and stuff in a bag trying to clean up.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Before TMZ got the photos? While all the men were still....
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: You and your mama busted in like the Kool-Aid man
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: on your boyfriend and found him jerking off in a
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: room full of men.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Well, the women there....
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: The circle jerk doesn't need any women. That's a male-only activity.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: So if they were there, maybe they were making cookies,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: heating up pipes, I don't know. But a circle jerk
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: is a circle of penises. The more you know.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: These are teachable moments, Carlos. So you want me to.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Tell you the psychology of pulling your penis out in
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: front of like five other men and all staring into
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: each other's eyes while you jerk off?
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like maybe I might not be the best equipped.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm not never trying. I'm a loser. It's a party, okay?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's a party. But you know what I love about that?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: At the end, Khloe said, oh, and we're keeping it light.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I want the Khloe Kardashian version of the documentary of
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Lamar Odom.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I want that shit.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: A circle jerk is keeping it light. And sometimes if
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: you're a circle jerk, you help other men. Sometimes you
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: reach over and help them because it's a circle like
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: a centipede.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: With a hand job.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so everybody's giving a handjob to themselves and or
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And raindrops, once again, I'm going to give you all
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the production aspect of this. So, when episode, before you
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: guys watch an episode on television, it goes through a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: legal forensic process where lawyers have to look at it
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to make sure that everything is fact-checked. And that you
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: could stand behind what you're saying. My point is, legal
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: had to watch that and say, hey.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: So circle jerk means X, Y, Z, but blue said,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I literally saw that and said, this is payback. This
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: is the mafia. For what you've done to my daughter
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: on your Netflix and posting.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Post a fucking documentary what you did in your interviews,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: specifically the one on the Today Show where you tried
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: not to give her any sort of credit for bringing
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: you back to life. And even saying, like, I don't
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: believe her. My father would never sell me off her shoes.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, he would. When we all know he would.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: And.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Let's be clear.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's not a coincidence because they have never once, up
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: until this Netflix documentary, they have never once said anything
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: off color about Lamar. They have respected his sobriety, his addiction,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: his situation, like it is what it is. That's why
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Tristan said, hey, I'm out.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Ha ha. Tristan showed up to see the magician. He's like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I'm here to see magic tricks. I don't want to
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: be part of no mess. Think about it. Travis Scott.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I forget that Travis Scott has kids with Kylie.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: That motherfucker is not even spoken about.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So to Blue's point, that
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: was a warning shot that said, try us again. And
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: you're so smart. The part of Khloe saying... And that's
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: not even half of it. This is light work.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I felt chills down my spine. Them people scare me
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest. I'm a real brave.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Bitch, but I choose my battles.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Do y'all remember Jordan Woods?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: It took Will and Jada to pull Jordan Woods out
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: the burning building when the Kardashians came after her.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no Will and Jada to have my back.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I love you, Carlos, but I don't think you can
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: save me. I love you too, bitch, and I can't
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: even do it, girl. I'm like, we cool?
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: No, that's a matriarchy mafia. This is a mafia that
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: we're watching. I'm kind of here for it.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not even going to hold you. The older I get,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I don't mind it. I'm going to be honest. It's
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: a gag. It's a gag. It is what it is.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: It's the point where it's sort of like, It is
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: what it is. You know what I'm saying? At least
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: that made power about the Kardashians, okay? That's my feelings.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like she.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Kris Jenner is ghost.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Like, it is literally.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: We have whole franchises built around this mindset of nobody
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: wins when the family feuds. We're watching it happen in
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: real life, but it has, like, a nice glowy filter
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: in Calabasas. I'm like, y'all are watching goons. This is
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: what goons look like when they're women. These are literal goons.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: And every goon family has one lame duck that we
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: keep on the payroll because they wouldn't make it outside
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: in the real world, Courtney. And, like, this is so
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: on the nose.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It's on the nose. I will say this, though.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: One thing that bothered me, tell me if this bothered
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: you or if you even cared. The Kardashian penchant for,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: because they can't trust a lot of men, they share them, like,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Pokemon cards.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: That....
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: You know... Travis couldn't get Kim, so now he's married
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: in Tongue Kiss and Kourtney. We should call it Lewis
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: was dating, or sorry, entertained by Kendall in 2015, and
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: now he's the love of Kim's life.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: What is that about you think?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I think, honestly, I think it's the same thing that
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: happens for us in dating in the industry. When you
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: are in a small bubble, the.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Options are very.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I haven't dated somebody outside of the industry or not
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: industry adjacent in like 10 years.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Really? Because where are they going to find me? On
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Monday Night Live? Because I'm always working.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I leave the house to go to an industry party.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I leave the house to go to a celebrity's house.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Where are they going to find me, Carlos? I'm being
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: so serious, friend. First of all, I had somebody DM
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: me today and said this. This is so funny. I
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: can't wait to see this. I would love a husband,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: but it's going to be an industry nigga problem.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: So, Carlos, I'm one of the four straight men you
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: say probably don't listen to your.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Podcast, but I do.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: See?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. Like, it's not by design. It's just
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: where else am I going to find these, man? I
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: don't even buy my own groceries.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: So, I just need you to know if I'm having
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: these problems, what do you think Kim is going through?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: She probably circles through the book like, so who was
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: greenlit to.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Come over the house?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: She's like, yes, you know, I've known.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Him 15 years.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Family friend. Kanye was a family friend. Everybody's a family friend.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Ooh, do you remember?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, remember the episode, it was last week, I believe,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: where Kim was helping Chloe with her man effect list.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And remember in the confessional blue where Kim was telling
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the producers that Yeah, I feel like Chloe's going to
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: meet somebody that has been up under her nose the
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Who knows? It could be a family friend. Mm-hmm.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: He was getting shout-outs the entire time. He was getting
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: shout-outs that entire episode.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: She was giddy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: She probably was phone-boning him right before because she was giddy.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing, too. How do I say this?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: We know that when women are friends with attractive men...
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: There are some men who are like Martellans, you know,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: not to bring it back to your franchise, and Destiny.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: There are some men who are your family friend because
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: they can't get no puss, right? I think the Kardashian
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: women have a lot of Martells hanging out, waiting to
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: see who's up next like the lottery.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Respectfully.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: If you are a family friend of the Kardashians, just
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: tell us which one you want. Just let us know
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: which one you're waiting on to have a dark night
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: of soul and give you a chance.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: This is so interesting because you're right. Even with Kanye, remember,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: he was a family friend. I had a blog back then.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I remember saying, hey, she's been spotting with her homie Kanye,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: but this time it looks a little flirty.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Fast forward.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: It's always a family friend, bruh. The only exception is Lamar,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: and he ended up being a crackhead. So they're like,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: you see what happens?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: We don't be family friends. Let's go back to the truck.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: One and done. We're not doing that no more. And also, too,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: can we be honest, Khloe? He's not. paranoid.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: She probably has one of the worst dating histories in
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: pop culture history. It's not paranoia that's scaring her. It's
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: just like, you know, a docket.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: But how... Okay.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: In your expert opinion, how does she rectify this for herself?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I said this a million times on the show. Anything
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: that you don't acknowledge is destined to be repeated. Rather
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: than sitting with the betrayal she feels from the mark
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: the betrayal she feels from Tristan, the disappointment she feels
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: from any other past relationships, she needs to ask herself,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: how did I co-create these situations and what did I learn?
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's done that. I think rather than
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: dealing with her part, she has either placated other people
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: by stroking their egos and been an enabler, or she's
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: been an avoidant and said, well, I don't want to
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: date at all. You skip the middle where the balance
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: and the healing is. I tell people this all the time.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Avoidance is not healing.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: One more time. Avoidance is not healing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: When people take my classes and they take a test about,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: you know, how emotionally intelligent they are, the people who
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: get the high scores, I'll be like, have you left
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: the house?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Well, no.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe it's easy to be emotionally intelligent when you're
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: talking to you and the cat.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Like, leave the house.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Unless we take these tests, right? Like, she's not engaging.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: She's not flexing those muscles of engagement. And I think
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: it's making her fragile. Failure is a really beautiful teacher,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: and I think She's so hyper-identified with the public embarrassment
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: of it. I also think the embarrassment bothers her as much,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: if not more, than the betrayal. I could not agree
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: with you more. I think all of it is the
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: public embarrassment.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Because to your point, in terms of the family friend
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: guy always hanging around.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: At this point, you got to ask, which one of
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: us do you want? Let us know now. Just saying.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Based on the fact that Kim brought the house next
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: door to Kylie in Palm Springs.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: And was like marveling how cute it would be. They
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: have created this bubble for themselves, right? And I think
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: in the bubble, no one looks at her like she's
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a insecure whatever because.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: They're like, nah, you got the wrong guy. I think,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: to your point, it's the public's perception of her that
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: is causing her to be very selective. But... To your point, too,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: you have to.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Actually try and select to be selective.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: You can't just.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: It makes me sad because I don't buy it when
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: she says, I like being at home.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, baby. As a homebody... Same.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I do not like being single, alone, not date, and
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: just it's me and my pantry. It's... not the move.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: It's all those snacks that you're not even eating. You
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: don't even eat, baby.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: So why do you have a whole bodega in your house?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Bodega instead of booty? I don't think so. I don't
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: like it for you. Is that the episode title? Bodega
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: instead of booty. I'm like, what the hell are y'all
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: talking about? No, seriously.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: She's building a bodega in her house instead of getting
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: some ass.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I do not condone this.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Courtney, let him rub your booty, make the dolphin noises,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: exercise that demon, clear up your sacral chakra.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You know what the thing is, too?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of women are her, though. I
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: know so many women who confess to me, Blue, I
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: really haven't.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Dated in five years.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I know a really gorgeous, gorgeous woman that we all
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: love who was like, I haven't had sex in nine years.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: And I said, you are the baddest bitch in this room.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Nine. What's her reason? She just doesn't find the right person.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: And I didn't judge it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I instantly was like, I understand the logical reasoning, but emotionally, psychologically, sexually, spiritually.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Because again, your sacred chakra, for those.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Who want to look it up, is where your creativity
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: and also your sex is, right? So a lot of
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: people who don't have a good sex life or a
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: good sensual core are creatively.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Stunted as well.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you need to, you know, you get inspired after
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: you've cleared your pipes. So I'm just saying, I believe
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: in sexual healing.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: You got to go soon, huh? Here's my work ethic.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Work hard, play harder, yes? I know that's right.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: And who's the hardest working person in that family?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Kris Jenner and Kim. Baby! Ain't no shortage of heen.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Whether he's my man, your man, my sister's ex-man, I'm
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: going to have somebody rub my booty and tell me
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I'm cute. I love this. And I also think, too,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: as the season progresses, we're going to have to address
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: why it's always, again, the sisters having fun sister time
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: or sincere business ventures. And then we get a scene
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: of Kourtney tongue-kissing Travis backstage while praying to Jesus Christ.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I don't... Yeah, yeah, that... It's really.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: The juxtaposition, I don't think she's clocking that she's not... See,
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I showed you. No, it's sadder than we thought, baby.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's not interesting. It's not entertaining. And it
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: makes us question why you're even there. Because you complain
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: so much. And listen, yes, we know you guys signed
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: a multi-million dollar, multi-year deal. So we know contractually you
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: have to be there. But I think, to your point,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: it's obvious... that if you weren't their sister, you wouldn't
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: be their friend.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: And they won't tape with you, so now it's you
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: with the gays and TikTokers.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Every scene is her with gays or TikTokers. Go to Marcus.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: The little dance, Courtney. Okay. Like, what's happening?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Alabama Barker. The other one, the hot one with his
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: mama's face.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Kylie.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: These are all TikTok famous.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Or Simon is listening to her complain about how Jennifer
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Lawrence can see.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Simon's page, I'm like, Simon, you are the only one that...
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: When I say to you, he is the only person
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: that pacifies her. And I'm like, Simon, you cannot be
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: this interested in what she has to say. It doesn't
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: make any sense.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: And even that is derivative of Kim with the flavor guide.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Even that's not original.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. We've seen these plays before, girl. Oh, my God.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: You're heating up your own nachos.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: They are crusty and dry. This is not Chipotle. It's
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: not even kava. I hope the rest of the season
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: they tell her that she's done her quota and we
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: can continue with the rest of the show.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Blue Toulouse, but I must say this episode has been
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: worth the wait.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I missed you, friend. It's been a while. Listen, I
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: get to see you on Monday, which is amazing. But
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I miss you more.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: And this recap we're going to do on the Kardashians
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: every week is another excuse just to see you.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: This is going to be so fun.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: And also, so you know, we have white women, like
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: rich white women living inside of us.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: We do. And the thing is, this is not about
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: a race thing.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: It's about the audacity that rich white women are allowed
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: to have luxury. And to be able to like get
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: their flowers while they're still alive.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yes.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Nobody questions it when they want to be affirmed. Nobody
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: questions it when they want to be fabulous. Nobody questions
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: it when they say, I'm that bitch and walk into
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: the room acting like it.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I think more.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Black people need to do a reverse uno card on
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: the Karens.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Let's out Karen the Karens, y'all. Let's out. Shout out
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: to Blue Wave. Shout out to our governor, Keisha, in Georgia.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: I know that's right. Let's do it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Blue, I know you got to get back to work,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: but I want to make you busier. It's my Libra
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: thing in me. I do want you to tell the
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: raindrops how they can support your business where things are
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: flying off the shelves, boo.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Literally. My God, today.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: We are bluecentricshop.com. Funny enough, perfect segue. Kim was talking
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: about manifesting. Carlos, I need to do a collab with
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian. All I do is sell manifestation products. That's
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: all I sell is manifestation products.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: She would do it. Yeah. So there's Big Wick Energy.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: If you want to have more confidence to go towards
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: your business ventures. There's Pure Sweetness if you want to
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: talk to your soft, supple core. There's spirit of wetness.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I ain't got to explain that one. There's good juju
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: when you want to be happier. A lot of people
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: buy the good jujus. All of our products are things
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: that me and my friends have been using for years.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: And someone said, Blue, you could sell this shit. I
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: used to have people calling me saying, hey, my daughter's
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: going into surgery. Can you light some of your prayer
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: candles for me? Because for some reason they seem to work.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: So I've been making prayer candles since I was very
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: young for myself. It never occurred to.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Me that it was a business, right?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: So if you want to manifest like Kim Kardashian, go
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: to BlueCentricShop.com.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Please do it, Raindrops Blue. I love you. Have a
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: good weekend. And I'll see you on Monday. You will
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: see me on Monday. And I will say this too, Carlos.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Our next one, we need to figure out, are they
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: going to finally show Lewis or is she going to
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: keep on making these little snarky comments to the camera?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like we got five more episodes to go,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: so we have to see it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Because I want them to address the Kendall of it all.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Because Kendall is the sister who don't bother nobody. And
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: so it being her leftovers in particular.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: A sentence, something.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Because my brain, not to be like Cynthia O'Reville, but
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: my brain can't conceptualize how you took Kendall's... Yeah, I
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: need an explanation. Kim, I don't love you, but I
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: love how you've been doing amazing, sweetie. But I need
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: you to explain that.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Man to me. I literally can't wait until that episode airs. Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: But I do feel like we're going to get it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I do. You do?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Because sometimes they play with us.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: They do. They do what they do. But I think
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: in a tongue-in-cheek way, they'll do it. Okay. We'll see
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: if your prediction comes true. We'll see. We'll see. Bye, love.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I love you, Blue. I'll see you Monday, baby. Bye, baby. Bye-bye.
• 46:44
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• 46:48
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• 46:52
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