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- 2:04Enjoy this episode with three plates. Tommy, you already know much love.
- 2:08We love you guys. Enjoy this episode, Lates, What Up?
- 2:14And Good morning. Welcome to the Awakened Bake Here, I'm the Weed,
- 2:16Don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for joining us,
- 2:20and thank everybody who joined the pre show. You know, it feels good
- 2:24to be back early in the morning. Everybody's here on time, joining me
- 2:28as my co host XG. What's up? Dog? What's up? What's
- 2:30up? How are you man? Good? Good? Chilling, chilling?
- 2:34Excited for this weekend? What's going on this weekend? Hold on, let's
- 2:38let's just finish introducing Ray and holding it down on the boards as always,
- 2:43the one and only Morning Shot Films aka Morning Real Podcast. Good Morning,
- 2:47good evening, and good night. I've been watching a lot of movies Ray,
- 2:51so I have a lot of I've been noticing. I was like,
- 2:53oh man, he's in it. That's gonna be your next drug. Bro.
- 2:55You're gonna be taking your watch movies. The bone is inna sided bowling.
- 3:01Noah, the bowling I was. I was bowling yesterday. I would
- 3:04have bowl for an hour and a half after after I did that whole Disneyland
- 3:07episode. That's cool, yeah, because I went to go fucking pick up
- 3:10try to pick up my Star Wars ball, which they didn't finish after I
- 3:14went there for a week, and I just got a lot of balls to
- 3:15not fucking be angry the dude so I could do it in ten minutes.
- 3:19I was like, you had a week and then I still went to go
- 3:20bowl for an hour and you chose not to do it. I'm like,
- 3:23I'll be back on Sunday, bro, And then he would like boss was
- 3:25there shit? And I was just like, Bro, I was like,
- 3:28I don't live around the corner, Bro, this is like an hour and
- 3:30a half for me. How big of a business is actually like bowling?
- 3:35Like you know, like I can't believe that they're still store like still businesses
- 3:38where you know what. Let me drow holes into this and that's it.
- 3:42I think it's a big business, bro, because a lot of the there's
- 3:45a lot of a lot of races and a lot of ethnicities that that are
- 3:49burly getting not burly getting into it, but they're into it way more than
- 3:52the American culture is. Like this was a booming business and like the seventies,
- 3:55the eighties and the nineties, like seventy eighties prime bro, you know
- 4:00what I mean, that was like prime thing to do bowling. Like now,
- 4:02it's like I was talking to my boy Mole from Craftic Kings. He
- 4:05was like, yeah, during the pandemic, my cousin was thinking about buying
- 4:08a bowling at it, but it's not profitable. That's why I love Chateau
- 4:11because it's like I guess for the most part, it still looks like it's
- 4:14still in the eighties. Those Koreans own that spot. That's that's what it
- 4:16is like. When those Koreans die, if their parents, if their kids
- 4:18want to sell it. The WHEB was leaving in charge, it's gonna probably
- 4:21be gone. But I definitely want to have, you know, a game
- 4:27there. I'm starting to get good though, I'm starting to get pretty decent.
- 4:30Yeah, he was good. That's like halfway there, Yeah, someone
- 4:33that knows about bowling. And he's like it's decent, but like there's nothing
- 4:36crazy, but he's he plays like, he plays like he plays yeah,
- 4:41like and and I and I was about all about to talk to you know.
- 4:44So I was like this one from top of my high score. I
- 4:46was gonna go to like one sixty seven because I had it like three four
- 4:49strikes in a row, like I sometimes I get lucky, bro when I
- 4:51get my Like, I try not to over drink because I do notice the
- 4:55drinking does affect my performance when it comes to to set diferent things like any
- 5:00kind of performance that I require, like rapping or or or hosting or whatever
- 5:05it is. I really don't like to get drunk because my emotions overtake everything,
- 5:10not in a bad way. I just like start having way too much
- 5:12fun and I don't. And there's the you know, bowling is not about
- 5:15fun. It is about fun, but it's like it's competitive too, man
- 5:18Like there's Asian people know how to balldog. But he's right though, I
- 5:23mean not in La. Maybe in La it's not as popping. But if
- 5:26you go to like in the I E. And like those smaller cities where
- 5:29they don't have like concerts every week Walmart cities. Yeah, like like elseworn,
- 5:32Lake Elsworth has a bowling alley. Go to the Lake Elsworth Bowley on
- 5:35a Friday night. Somebody said, I'm packing rockets. Somebody said I'm packing
- 5:39a bowl right now. Yeah, I gets popping, dude, like it's
- 5:43it's it's it's a in the smaller cities because you take your kids. There's
- 5:47an arcade, like they got a lot, it's it's the bow version of
- 5:53Chucky Cheese. But you can take your kids there too. Yeah, like
- 5:56before David Busters and all that stuff, because they like some Dave and Busters
- 5:59have bowling and all these places like that. They're like, yeah, I
- 6:01missed the bowling alley that Universal Studio City Walk used to have on top of
- 6:05Margarita Bill. I wish that still had some I would be there every fucking
- 6:10week. Bro, I'd go watch a movie and I'd go fucking start bowling.
- 6:14What's there now? The Book of the Peppo is what it is?
- 6:15It's nothing there. The second floor is on occupied. I don't know what
- 6:18it is. I think it's office is And that makes me sad because I
- 6:21used to go bowling there when I was younger, you know, you know,
- 6:25your little teen dates and ship when you're a teenager and the ship and
- 6:27you're like shop around. Yeah, like not even though when you start getting
- 6:30here, when you when you're you're really starting to hould hiss and you're like,
- 6:32you know, like you're like, oh, let's cool here, Like
- 6:34he's like, let me touch your pussy? Yeah, yeah, for real.
- 6:38I always I was always trying to get a second base, at least,
- 6:40speaking of letting them touch their pussy. You think that's what everybody's gonna
- 6:43be saying to Lionel Messi this weekend. Let me touch your pushy messy let
- 6:46me touch pussy. Come on for that. Prices for that? You should
- 6:53be able? He got no. I know, I'm just saying because he's
- 6:58wearing pink, but I'm decided. I'm excited for this week and just for
- 7:00him to be in Atlanta. That sounds kind of weird, but you guys
- 7:04are gonna get I don't. I don't know if I want to the game.
- 7:06Dude, tickets to five fifty five might do this. I look it
- 7:13up, well I can, I don't know. I haven't placed a call.
- 7:17I haven't placed a call, and I didn't want to because I tried
- 7:19asking like hello before, but damn it, so it never fails, Like
- 7:25what is it? What is it? I'm trying. I'm trying to.
- 7:30I'm gonna try today. I'm gonna be like, yo, what's up.
- 7:31Maybe I don't know how much you can get? Probably I could get two
- 7:33maybe if that, or like three. So it's Sunday, seven thirty on
- 7:40labor days, so people are getta get fucked up because they don't have to
- 7:43work Monday. It's gonna be it's gonna be a crazy I tell I'll tell
- 7:46you this. There's gonna be a shipload of cops with the horses and everything.
- 7:51The cops will be there because they expect the smile at it. Bro,
- 7:57are you scared? I'm not so scared of messy LAFC at three zero
- 8:01or you think we're at least get a tie, I don't know if we're
- 8:03gonna get a win, to be honest with you, dog, he's got
- 8:07everybody on the team plane like they're from Europe. My predictions, the prediction
- 8:11one in't that in Miami zero No, that's it. I don't think that
- 8:18because at the end of the day. Fuck Messy. Fuck can't fuck his
- 8:24championships and all that. He must be a lovely white husband and person.
- 8:28But on the soccer field, did Juicy just did on the field at the
- 8:33ball dog. I'm not even a Messy fan, but I watched and I
- 8:35was like, how, I'm not gonna lie. I don't. I don't
- 8:43want to say he's overhyped like like, because he definitely brings it. Like,
- 8:48for example, like how you you know how you said Carlinos llies,
- 8:50I'm on the same tier. Carlinos doesn't. Carlos doesn't bring it like Messi
- 8:54does. Carlinos brings it whenever somebody brings up the cheating allegations or or or
- 9:01somebody says he's looking a little bit too fat, you know what I mean.
- 9:03Like that's literally the only time he's like, well, don't get in
- 9:07the froom when I observe bro Like if it was like and then I don't
- 9:09know, Like its usually the one that the one that's really doing it and
- 9:13I feel could bring it is a Carlos Bonga. He can bring it that
- 9:16that game if we're gonna score that day or when we score that game that
- 9:20day. Uh, he's gonna probably be the one to score it. It's
- 9:22not gonna be You have no consideration, no thought of selling either of your
- 9:28tickets or maybe telling your girl, y'all, girl, chill. I'm just
- 9:31joking, but you don't. You don't even want to sell your like,
- 9:33like dude, like im even as a soccer prim like what I'm gonna leave?
- 9:41Oh damn, that's a bee, dude, Oh that I'm allergic to
- 9:45bees? Dude. Hold on, I was wondering. I was like,
- 9:46that thing is that? How did that even get it? Here? I'm
- 9:48telling you it's that whole where's that? Dude? You're all right, where's
- 9:56the swap? Where's the swap thing? No, I don't mind it.
- 9:58I don't even get it because I'm allergic to the ship right now? Where
- 10:05where do we can't kill it? It's electric kills anything. I'm just saying,
- 10:11y'all saw here. From now on, if y'all ever want a scary
- 10:13zone, just pull up with the fucking b nest. Take that. Take
- 10:18that, bitch. Oh eazone's getting high right now. It's never been high
- 10:24like that, I'll tell you like that, it's never been high like that.
- 10:26Oh even fell that's how high got. That's what happens. You don't
- 10:33remember that. That's how you get rid of a fucking of a of a
- 10:35nest. Don't you just hit it with some smoke, smoke it out up
- 10:41in this I'll give it more. This bitch is kinda gets. What the
- 10:45fuck is Dobby? We could eat it? You think told me was that
- 10:52kid was like shoot it with the nerf gun. I know I'm taking a
- 10:58risk your but what it is he's gonna try to eat it, trying to
- 11:07smoke it out. Yeah, you know it really felt right now when he's
- 11:09gonna smoke it out all right, Well, you're gonna have to because I
- 11:13can't hit it. It's literally hitting you. Gotta move it out of there
- 11:16at least for me to fuck No, I'm trying to get it out of
- 11:20it. People who are watching, what are your predictions for the Sunday game
- 11:24between LAFC and Eat Deter Miami, tell me tell me no you no it
- 11:35go? Did you blow smoke on it? Yeah? Nless, she got
- 11:48hired. You step on it hard. I don't know if I expected crazy.
- 11:54Yeah, the commics are weird. LAFC three two, I think it's
- 12:00dead I don't see it's right here. It would have messy makes what a
- 12:09mess he makes an imagine have you ever made an off the word. I
- 12:13don't even think he's done that. I've done that as a defender. I
- 12:20mean, they got that one Colombian player execute. That's dog or Mastard.
- 12:26And he loved the sport, he loved his country. But Cartails are like,
- 12:31nah, fuck you. Yeah, that was sucked up, bro,
- 12:37because that was that was his last day, was Escobar. Can you imagine
- 12:41that ship? Bro? Mm? I don't know. I don't know how
- 12:46people like glorify like especially in Columbia, like Cartails, like Escobard. He's
- 12:50a piece of shit at the end of the day, he's a piece of
- 12:52shit. I don't care that he burned money to keep his family warm and
- 12:58alive. None. But that's not what they love. They love him because
- 13:00he literally gave back to the to his little little city. Like No,
- 13:07they love it because it Chapel throws parties for these people all the time for
- 13:11free. Disregard the killings. All right, you know how it goes right?
- 13:18All right, the update you've seen it, you've seen him one like
- 13:20when an American gangster that guy just gives out turkeys, and everybody forgives how
- 13:24many people he's killed in Heroin with Heroin Speaking of Heroin, all right,
- 13:28I got I got an update. The b did not die. I threw
- 13:31it out the window. Something else died. Something else is gonna kill it
- 13:35number two. Sorry about that interruption, I really do. I mean,
- 13:39it's been a while since I've been stung from a bee. But I do
- 13:41swell up, at least the part this part of my neck does. It's
- 13:45weird, like my respiratory system. So I don't. I don't have my
- 13:48EpiPen with me, so I was scared. Sorry about that. Yeah,
- 13:52so own goals. Bessie did an own goal? Yes, yes, yes,
- 13:58he says Leo. Know he reacts to his own goal while comparing with
- 14:03looking at the link. So he has done Yep, you're the rest of
- 14:11that question. You never thought about selling the ticket, all right? So
- 14:13you're kind of excited for a gear. You're like you kind of I thought
- 14:16about selling it, and I know that I could. All right. First
- 14:18of all, Xavier, is he scheduled to play? Will Messy show up?
- 14:22That is the real question he's gonna be. He doesn't have to play,
- 14:24but he's gonna play like he technically doesn't have to. It's not signed
- 14:26by contract he has to play, but he's gonna play. Okay, But
- 14:28I'm saying, like I thought that was unless he gets hurt today. He's
- 14:33plays today at four. I thought that I thought there was gonna be an
- 14:35international game that you said, No, he plays today. That's a place
- 14:39today at four thirty four, and for intend and I'm sure he's gonna play.
- 14:43You know where he doesn't play though in your pants definitely doesn't play there.
- 14:46And he doesn't play in anywhere there's turf. What yep, it's in
- 14:52his contract. It's in his contract. He doesn't play in anywhere there's turf.
- 14:54You want to know why, Uh, turf is you're more porn porn
- 14:58to injuries or what ever prone to injuries. Uh, porn porn, you're
- 15:03more prone to injuries if if it's on the turf, torn a cls happen
- 15:07more often. It's just known the fact. And he literally was like,
- 15:11Nope, not playing anywhere there's turf. That's pretty ballsy. That's pretty badass
- 15:15though, when you know what I mean, that's kind of that's like the
- 15:16that's like the singers that don't smoke, they don't drink, or they don't
- 15:20do anything like that, because some singers take care of their voice so well
- 15:24that they have to like, like, think about how how dope Tommy was
- 15:26sound. If he never did smoke cigarettes or smoke lead, and he just
- 15:31took care of his voice, Tommy would have the voice of an angel.
- 15:33Dude. He would hit those high pitches, break class. You would be
- 15:37like you would be, He would be like Ruben Stuttered from from from American
- 15:41Idol. Doesn't what I text you. I literally text them dope, talk
- 15:46to you. Get introduced Tommy. Tommy just shows up like that ghost from
- 15:50Ghostbuster Slimmer. He just sappears radily. Yeah, what is it? Is
- 15:56this? Mike Connery? All right? Everybody showing up late? Showing up
- 16:02late because he had an appointment at the dentist, fresh from the back Doctor,
- 16:07the one in the only three places, Tommy, y'all from from from
- 16:12I'm right here, fucking stuck in motherfucking traffic latest fuck twenty minutes, but
- 16:18my back's better. Was I fucked up on my backlass on my game?
- 16:22No I found out about your back injury to George burr stories. Oh yeah,
- 16:26I was all fucked up. You share all the good gossips there right
- 16:29now. When I got out the car was all I want to know about
- 16:30your broken again? Yeah, what happened to it? Dog? I was
- 16:34getting sucked up? No, I was. I got it sucked up when
- 16:38I was in Tahoe Poo. I went to for like two weeks party,
- 16:42almost two weeks the party. You're going the lake? No, I went
- 16:45to the lake. We got sucked up, but nothing like crazy. Some
- 16:49of the holiest fucking party, one of the holiest food. And like we
- 16:53all got there and the first night, you know, we're like chill,
- 16:59drinking, kick in it. Then the next day we uh, we went
- 17:03to work and then they're like, hey, the fucking the stage isn't here
- 17:07yet, so we have to fucking uh you know, you guys have a
- 17:11day off. They still pay you. You know the cameras over there.
- 17:15Oh well I'm over here talking. You know, it's like, hey,
- 17:18you guys have a day off. And then so everyone fucking went crazy.
- 17:22We went to the lake. Everyone got faded, went back home. Everyone
- 17:26was grubbing because there's people at work work. Yeah, there's it's like ten
- 17:30of us, and food's gotten a big gass house or a hotel, a
- 17:33big gass house, like a big like a fucking AIRPNB. We're like a
- 17:40gang of rooms fucking sick as fuck and uh and uh just like a big
- 17:45ass nice pad. And so foods were getting fucked up, and then one
- 17:48of the homies went to, uh to the bar. He's like, I'm
- 17:52gonna go to the bar right here and see what's up with the scene.
- 17:55Because there's a little ass town food. It's called Trucky. It's a little
- 17:59town before you get to Lake Tahoe. Nice. It's like a chill last
- 18:03little spot. And I bet like when it's all snowing, it's all covered
- 18:07in snow. Food d like, uh non, not really pis us.
- 18:11It's like youngster foods and like a Hawaiian food and and just cool asked food
- 18:17who asked people? And so one of the homies went to the bar.
- 18:21He was getting sucked up and it was already like one thirty. So the
- 18:23homies were faded and they're like, we're gonna go get him. So they
- 18:26went and fucking went and ended up getting faded. And then when it was
- 18:30like time to leave, they left and that food they don't want to leave,
- 18:34so they're like, fuck it. We left them there and then they
- 18:37came home. We went to fucking work the next morning. That food never
- 18:41showed back up to the pad. We were we were at work, like
- 18:44what happened to this food? Would happened? And then we get back to
- 18:47the pad and that food's in the fucking room all crashed out, and then
- 18:49he was all down, like down low. Ask food. He didn't want
- 18:53to talk to nobody, and ship were like, motherfucker good. Everyone's like,
- 18:56what's up, motherfucker? How was it? You know, Hey,
- 19:00when it's a good time, you're like, fuck, I fucked up,
- 19:02dog? But it was fucking wild. You have a story this book.
- 19:06He was just like, no, so some happen. Some happened, he
- 19:11said, probably woke up. I think he woke up at somebody's house or
- 19:15some shit, like I don't know, dog, And I was like,
- 19:19yeah he was. The homies were like, I don't know what you know,
- 19:22if you would have weird, weird old foods, you know, so
- 19:27but yeah, it was like it was on some ship, but food Lake
- 19:30Taho's nicest. Fuck you ever been there? No, I don't even know
- 19:33what in Lake Taho. Like, there's Okay, Lake Taho's biggest fuck,
- 19:37and there's like a Nevada side and it's like by Reno and all that,
- 19:42and then there's like a California side. There's like a north and south south
- 19:47Lake Taho North, but north is like more of the California spot and it's
- 19:51nice food. Where the water is like fucking clear, dog like, like
- 19:55fucking I've never been in Hawaii, but when you see fucking Hawaii fucking water
- 20:00like that, who clear as fuck. You can see the rocks, little
- 20:03fish fishing and ship. I caught a fish out there with your bare hands,
- 20:07with bare handed be lying noodling, no noodling where they stick their hand.
- 20:15That's crazy. You know you can get a snap turtle. Yeah,
- 20:18you can get a snap turtle down there if you fuck up, really,
- 20:19if you go on the wrong hole dog, yeah, I mean people that
- 20:23do it. People do it. They know that that that catfish are there
- 20:26or whatever whatever fish they catch. But if you do it like in a
- 20:29random pond, can no sim is what fit what animals will be there?
- 20:32You can get a snapping turtle and there goes your hand dog there snapping turtle
- 20:36can cut your bone off. Fuck yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty
- 20:40sure so, but it'll snap it. You put like fucking wood on,
- 20:44it just snaps that ship. But what is what is weaker than your bones?
- 20:48Though? Fuck dog bones. Ain't that show you tripping? But we
- 20:52would is way tougher than your bone. Really. Yeah, you put your
- 20:57arm like this and you go fucking why you'll break that motherfucking arm. Snap?
- 21:03You want to snap it? All new to all crazy, but he
- 21:07still saw one karate video and they sounds snap a little wood. Look,
- 21:11well, I mean that's what I went up. Yeah, but like like
- 21:15a real tree, that's just hard a fucking break. You can't snap that
- 21:17like that, Like you can snap a twig twig, yeah, but a
- 21:19real like's like a solid brick. What about that football? Jackson used to
- 21:25snap the bats on his back of his neck, like the wooden bats.
- 21:27Still that's crazy. Yeah a bat, Yeah, that's crazy. You gotta
- 21:32be on fucking super roids for that. But those was are regulated. A
- 21:34lot of those was probably got good ass roids back in the day. They
- 21:38probably has them, but they probably got good ass roids. But then that
- 21:41shit probably had like a lot of like those rage episodes. You know what
- 21:45I mean, you have to be fucking strong as fun though. That's what
- 21:48I'm saying. He's a black Foods actually just like this and you snap a
- 21:52bat like hey, hey god him say, why didn't you get fined for
- 21:57doing like that? I think you get fined. It's probably got fined.
- 22:02Yeah, if you get in the fight, fucking get fine. What's the
- 22:06worst sports to get into fighting? No? I mean, like financial wise
- 22:11fine? Basketball? Yeah, yeah, that's they that's fucked up. They
- 22:17got a tax the Nagles exactly makes no sense. Why they get taxed hard?
- 22:21Yeah, bro, come on, dog, that like a baseball fooil
- 22:26be like you're just spending for three games. But it's like a black food
- 22:27fucking goes. Fuck you dog, he's like three hundred thousand dollars, get
- 22:32him out of there fifteen games. You see that recent baseball fight nobody even
- 22:34heard about. They really threw blows like I don't him like a real like
- 22:38quick ten second. It was. It was nice. He knocked him out.
- 22:44Yeah you hit him, He hit him, but you are, But
- 22:45who's who he thinks hardest to separate? Like like a baseball team, that's
- 22:49who everyone gets in there, dog, But those fools are not that hard
- 22:53to separate. Like it's compared to like a football team NFL, Like if
- 22:56the Raiders started fighting the other team, but you don't the least see fights
- 23:00in it. But that's what I'm saying, Like those are like mini trucks.
- 23:03They're like all mini fans just fightings. I don't know. Basketball fights
- 23:10got pretty crazy sometimes, but nothing. The food went in the sands and
- 23:12started beating foods up. Remember, motherfucker wanted the fight. Fools in the
- 23:17stand what talking shit? But like the like the football fools, those been
- 23:22like this's the only team, like the only sport that require that not requires,
- 23:26but they have like unhealthy big foods. He did like a linebacker.
- 23:29That's just like four hundred pounds or five hundred pounds. Did Kobe in shack
- 23:33fight? No, they just beefed it. Who sucked Kobe in the face
- 23:37boom? I don't know. I think somebody did saw Kobe in the face.
- 23:41Somebody saw Kobe scotch on the face. I don't think they sucked him.
- 23:45I think that they just put it, put it, put the hand
- 23:48and it pushed his face away. And then I think that's when it broke
- 23:51out or did Kobe Soccer football gotcha? It was either one of the two
- 23:55though, And you mentioned Hawaii earlier. Do you do you believe in that
- 24:00cre in those things where like if you take something from the beach and they
- 24:03take it home, yeah, like you get bad luck and then some people
- 24:07have to take it back because they have books that you know Hawaii. You've
- 24:12never been to Hawaii though not in Wai. It was some food, some
- 24:17food to some rock from rich Crest man still still a rock from Ridge Crest.
- 24:22You here taught me in the mirror. Went to like earthquake or some
- 24:26shit like to Louisiana to like some fucking house, like who this man for
- 24:32my work? And he went, he doesn't have a name, you're not
- 24:34friend, remember one? And he said that he found like Tommy, what's
- 24:37his name? Yeah, his name was here we go, this is the
- 24:44full but I forgot his name. Don't don't get I don't call me at
- 24:49Freeing And then fucking uh he went and he got like he found Obsidian.
- 24:56I get one of these houses where they go in there it's like count houses.
- 25:00That's rock. And he fucking took that ship and then he's all dog
- 25:03I was everything was fucking going crazy, like bad luck as fucked and with
- 25:08all this shit that happened with with that that rock, he would have nightminers
- 25:12and ship. He's like, what the fuck? So he took that fucking
- 25:15rock back and they she went away. Okay, but like where did he
- 25:21take the rock from? From some house in Louisiana? I know, but
- 25:26like, like what was he doing in that house? They had like tours
- 25:30of hundred houses. Oh that's stupid too. Yeah, he was like,
- 25:33oh shit, there's a fucking ubsidian right here. It was like on the
- 25:36ground full and he's like, oh, let me get this ship. Yeah.
- 25:40I wouldn't fuck around like that place that is in Vegas, that Haunted
- 25:45Museum. I was wanted to go inside of it um in Vegas. Yeah,
- 25:49they have this museum that has all these like crazy artifacts. Bro has
- 25:52all these crazy artifacts, like like there's a you have to sign a waiver
- 25:56to go into a room because people be coming out of scratches and shit.
- 26:00I don't even know because it's like they have letters from serial killers, uh,
- 26:03like stuff from that the Dolphin, the Amiteval Horror, like they have
- 26:07this Vietnamese Pandora's box that like, that's the ship that costs post Malone to
- 26:11almost crash and and put in it's playing crowd emergency landing. Then his car
- 26:17got into an accident, then his house got broken into, like he really
- 26:21and then he even went on on the Joe Rogan podcast and he was talking
- 26:25about that. At first, he was like, it's this coincidence, But
- 26:27when all these things started happening at once, he knew he shouldn't have like
- 26:30fucked around and touched that that that box. Hundred shit, what's this a
- 26:37Halloween episode? I mean it's coming up, but I mean not this year.
- 26:42I have I have a whole artillery of costumes. Dog, I really
- 26:45gonna be different ones. I am gonna always get two new ones every year.
- 26:49But I'm gonna be dressing up quite a bit. It's like for dressing
- 26:53up his Jafar to Halloween. I mean September twelve, I'm gonna be at
- 27:00his party, yeah boogie party, be dressed up. They're doing Halloween sep
- 27:04September. Now he already starts September one. God damn, I don't need
- 27:10a chill with this Halloween fucking pumpkin spice. Bullshit. I don't really like
- 27:14the pumpkin spice or anything like that. Like I honestly what I like,
- 27:15what I like about it is just a change of season. Bro. I'm
- 27:18really more it's pretty good. I'm really more of a fall person and like
- 27:22winter. You know, I think all fat people are. I like the
- 27:26outfits in the fall on the winter, but I love a summer. We'll
- 27:30be complaining it's all hot, right, tell him, Tommy, school hot
- 27:34be like gets hot? Go outside, foo fucking get under a tree,
- 27:37hit a little breeze, rolling a little summer. What if the breeze is
- 27:41hot, Tommy, Fuck it, it's not as hot as Commy's not scared
- 27:45of the Texas hot fool. You ever go to Texas fool, it's like
- 27:49a fuck. I don't because of that reason. It's like a hair dryer
- 27:53or whatever right on you whoo the whole time. You're like, Man,
- 27:56fuck this fucking place. That's how I feel right now. Texas is dopest
- 28:00fuck not fuck this place because I got homies from texting. I'm sure some
- 28:06Texans would agree about the heat. But the heat, it's what I'm saying.
- 28:08I don't like that shit, I'm like that food eating the banana.
- 28:11I'm sucking but on belly. But yeah, did you just say on belly?
- 28:19You know that? Yeah? I know, but I was like,
- 28:21what it doesn't have nothing to do with we're talking about. No, I'm
- 28:23tending that I don't like that. But yeah, I swear for what how
- 28:26much you would have been Honcholo is gonna hit me up tomorrow as soon as
- 28:29September first started, Hey, Halloween, Halloween started, like you would have
- 28:33started face spating for September and October the home all month? No, not
- 28:40on month. I mean that's what I'm saying, like, because we do,
- 28:41no, not a month, but like it. What's the tradition every
- 28:44Thursday, Thursday, Thursdays. Yeah, and he bro, this is gonna
- 28:47be even badass because we're gonna get our Christmas tree again and this year we
- 28:49already got the ornaments, so we're getting the papass Christmas tree. And we
- 28:53painted the studio. It's a home. What are you thinking the new color,
- 28:56Tommy? Were you here when this new already? Oh? With the
- 28:57purple? Yeah, it looks nice. I got a grimash shaking it,
- 29:00threw it on the wall. The room, the room looks bigger. No,
- 29:06you know what, how to make the room look better? Put the
- 29:07tree in here, like a little tree. Se me, I'm not big.
- 29:11The tree's gonna die in here, won't. Yeah, we're producing too
- 29:15much. You get a fake real tree or a fake tree, but the
- 29:19corner and it opens up the space. Yeah. Tell me, I don't
- 29:25know why you do that at your house? To me, you got trees
- 29:26at your house? No, I have fucking sick ass palm trees that I
- 29:30just got, brought all the way from Seattle palm trees and and what what
- 29:37what is it? Why did you get in my ass tree? We have
- 29:40a stack of these right here. Taught me. Why, what's the purpose
- 29:44of you getting these? Well, we've got these fucking do We decorated the
- 29:48All Star Game VIP party before the game. Yeah, and we've set up
- 29:52sucking palm trees everywhere. And at the end they're like, Hey, we're
- 29:56gonna fucking throw these palm trees away. I was like, what give me
- 30:00those fucking palm trees sucking in the back of the vat a gang up palm
- 30:03trees at home? He's like, why did you bring them? And they're
- 30:04just outside the house right now. You haven't even planted them. No,
- 30:07I put two two of them, but there's the other I have. I
- 30:11brought six of them. Why don't you put them on Facebook marketplace? Those
- 30:14things are expensive, Tommy, That's what I said. I always like you
- 30:15can on Facebook. I was like, man, fuck those dried up ass
- 30:18trees. But that rain looked them up. Yeah, But like I'm saying,
- 30:22like again, yeah, if they're a green right now, you should
- 30:25just take a picture of them and post them up on Facebook marketplace. Somebody
- 30:27would come and give you like fifty bucks for them at least if it's like
- 30:30kind of beat down. If it's good, it'll be give you like two
- 30:33hundred bucks. That Yeah, that means they're babies baby. Yeah. But
- 30:37I remember the house we used to my parents stn't she's are expensive food,
- 30:41like one of my parents have. They offer, yeah, water them and
- 30:45fucking sell them. The one my parents have, the one we have in
- 30:47the front of the house. They offered my that tank ground for that tree,
- 30:49for the one it's already in there. The ground. It was huge.
- 30:53It's bigger than my house. Yeah, because they buy them for like
- 30:56like Plazza places like that, Nah looked perfect in the house. It was
- 31:00the bigges pump. Get that take it. But you guys gotta make it
- 31:07look nice right here again that's no, you're right, but I would have
- 31:15sold it that tree. You could become you know, you could become like
- 31:18a plant hustler. Should we start getting trees. It's hard to take trees.
- 31:22I got six. It's harder. It's hard to take care of plants,
- 31:26food like nurseries like and then like they're like all right, so you
- 31:29know how I was peeping game when I go to the Swami right go to
- 31:32I've been going to Golden West Swami right there off like an oc by by
- 31:37a Huntington beach, and uh, there's a lot of Chinos to be there,
- 31:41but I'd be noticing that like the Chinos they're like they have their shirt
- 31:45and vendors they buy from, like you know they have like Asian ship and
- 31:48stuff. But there's like there's the people that sell the plantas and then there's
- 31:55Chinese and like Asian, uh like tree salesman two right, And then I
- 31:59fucked on and I went to like this little like hunt and shit and food
- 32:01they got like medicinal plants that like I was, like I was on Google
- 32:05Pictures taking the pictures and I was like, oh shit, oh what it
- 32:08tells you what tree it is? Well, no, Google can do that,
- 32:12like any like yeah Google image because I fucking I'm growing some plants in
- 32:15the front of my house and I'm like, what fucking planets? Yeah,
- 32:17that show will tell you just take a picture of So so I was like
- 32:22doing that ship and all over the booths and the booth there, and then
- 32:23I noticed that like some of them are medicinal plants and like low key they're
- 32:27not even allowed in the US, but nobody will ever know because like you
- 32:30know what I mean, it's in the swami. They're like nobody's in an
- 32:34environmentalist but like you're not selling them by the shipload. And then these genos
- 32:37are coming in and behind this ship and then like they know like what to
- 32:39do with the leaves, and they have these like crazy ass plants food.
- 32:43Yeah, they have this crazy ass like flowers food that they like they're pretty
- 32:46and ship right, but like this is so fucking expensive and these foods already
- 32:50they get them all pimped out and ship they get them on nice and they
- 32:52sell them and they're getting like four hundred, five hundred. There's a whole
- 32:55documentary on Vice about it. Yeah, it's it's like lucrative as fuck.
- 32:59Like there's done a lot of money plants. You could make money from selling
- 33:02flowers all days. Want flowers all day? What I was wondering, like,
- 33:07you know those people on the freeway, I was like, do people
- 33:09really want flowers like that? Yeah? You know how many don't know how
- 33:13often people chucking buckets of those motherfuckers shits? Yeah, you know how how
- 33:15often people cheat? Dog, you cheated yesterday, You're like Dominos, No,
- 33:21you'd be like that would always show up if you're a fucking good ass
- 33:25dude like me. And I'm just like, let me just fucking get my
- 33:29girl these flowers. I'm saying, thank you. She's holding it down at
- 33:30the motherfucking tilt. What I'm saying, that's right to tell us, and
- 33:35let me get her some some flowers. I'm saying, baby girl, I
- 33:38wish I could stand. I should do it one day, sell flowers and
- 33:42then you're doing it and then be like, if you answer me, I'll
- 33:45give them to you for free. I bet most guys would be like,
- 33:46because I cheated yesterday, and if we should hustle flowers one day for an
- 33:50episode standing right here by the freeway, Dog, but we put nugs on
- 33:52the stick and then we put them in the mix of technic. That's what
- 33:57I'm saying. Would be like, and it'd be like, yeah, like
- 33:59these your wife gonna like these. They've been like, Yo, it's the
- 34:01sweet. I think we could film that, bro. That shouldn't be tight.
- 34:05I think I think if all three of us do it, we can
- 34:07do that shit. We should do it like one day before an event,
- 34:08and then people would be like, what the fuck is that these old sudden
- 34:12flowers? Would it be like, hey, you're trying to buy these flowers?
- 34:14Dog, if you want some flowers? Got something for him and her?
- 34:17Yeah, I think we could do. I think that would be great
- 34:21contact. I think that would be if somebody said, finally, X,
- 34:24she has a fire jersey. Yeah, because I bought it for him.
- 34:28I always have fire jerseys. Are haters that forgot some fucking guy, Fietti
- 34:31jersey got the flames on it. Fucking got you, And I've seen that.
- 34:37I already knew that I was gonna get roasted with that ship. But
- 34:40mean how come you haven't changed the logo on HBO. I've been I've been
- 34:45watching Handi fools. I've been watching Handi movies. Dog a lot of movies.
- 34:49Should you watch? Trying to watch Fargo? I couldn't get into it,
- 34:52but it's good minutes say any next, But the movie is Hey,
- 35:00al Bundy, Albundee's not in Fargo? Who al Bundy's not right? I
- 35:04don't even know. No, it's it's Steve. He's a step son,
- 35:07step dad to some kid that he picks up and it's like all snowy.
- 35:13I think it might be that one, but really al Bundy picks up his
- 35:15like step son. Maybe you gotta I don't know. I want to know
- 35:19what that means. Fargo. I saw that movie that's on theaters right now.
- 35:23Talk to me. That one's pretty good. Some spiritual shit and not
- 35:27spiritual. It was like it was like playing the widge board. You see
- 35:30all that wiggie boards? You ever played that? Hell Na? You ever?
- 35:35You ever know? Who? You ever know? Anybody who play my
- 35:37girls? And she played that shit, she'd be getting headaches and doesn't feel
- 35:40good. I'm telling you that from that she gets hold on, hold on,
- 35:50explains, Okay, explain what happened. Tell the story though it's some
- 35:54real shit. Explain what happened? What did you know? I'm just saying
- 35:58they they fuck with the whiggie board like they still do happening. Yeah,
- 36:00no, no, no, they played it one time. This is your
- 36:02ladies friends happening, my ladies aunt. Okay, your ladies aunt. And
- 36:07they try to throw it away and then not shake. How it is that
- 36:08shit keeps coming back. You have to burn that shit. It shows up
- 36:12in your closet randomly, just you'd be like, oh, somebody will bring
- 36:15it. Oh they're fucking your things out there. What they didn't trash?
- 36:20Damn, that's crazy and you have to burn that sh So what happened?
- 36:22How many times did they play it before they started getting bad? They played
- 36:25it and then shit started happening and they're like, nah, fuck this,
- 36:29we can't do this shit. So it was like a one time deal started
- 36:31happening. No, like they would play it and then they've seen ship and
- 36:35then they're like, oh what the fuck? And then after a while,
- 36:37shit started happening, like this fucking microphone shaking for no reason. It's the
- 36:42exavia will stop shaking his legs so so so she played Luigia board. So
- 36:47what happened to what happened to her that they made her be like, oh
- 36:51shit, this is some real shit. Shit happened where like the glass subshit
- 36:57fell on the ground all crazy and splashed like a random and then just something
- 37:02I don't know, someone crashed or somethhit like that, but it was on
- 37:06some damn I mean, Tommy, that's why I don't funk with that ship
- 37:10because my mom too, like, don't be fucking on the widgeboard ever,
- 37:15and you tug ain't nobody fucking on fucking wigee board dog. I don't know
- 37:19if I'm not one. Fools used to not have a widgeboard and they would
- 37:22just leave the TV on on the Gray ship and they said that you could
- 37:27fucking Tommy, that's the ring. No, I remember, fucking I was
- 37:30like twelve, and my cousin would do that. You watch his movies and
- 37:35even just make shit up the because this one said the ring. But my
- 37:44cousin they he's they used to leave the screen on and he's like, it's
- 37:46like the wigeboard. You ask the questions and they'll pop up. And I
- 37:49was like how, and he's like, it's like the you know when you
- 37:52look at the three the pictures with the weird ship at school and you cross
- 37:54your eyes and you go away, and then you can see like a shape
- 37:57of i'll say, like some shit, but it's like a weird drawing of
- 38:00yeah, with the husteric these three dots and then yeah, okay, not
- 38:02the three dots, but it's like a weird ass pattern of weird shit.
- 38:07And you look at it and then you close your eyes and it looks like,
- 38:09yeah, an optical illusion that. Okay, it looks like that.
- 38:15I don't know. But then the head started hurting. I think you know
- 38:21how it started. You said that she played the Wigi board and then she
- 38:22knew it was real because the head won't stop hurting. No, because I
- 38:25think she started getting sick and all that shit. She was like, Oh,
- 38:29this is you know what I want to hear, what people have to
- 38:30say, anybody out there. We're gonna take phone calls. H We're gonna
- 38:34start taking phone calls, like at eleven o'clock, we'll be taking phone calls
- 38:38from you guys. If you guys have any stories, some stories, like
- 38:43if anybody if anybody has any stories where you guys have played with the Wigi
- 38:45board have had an experience. I would like to hear it. But the
- 38:50homies who did my tattoos, he's seen a witch in real life. I
- 38:54know a few witches in real life. No, I'm talking about for real
- 38:57shit. Oh, I don't know about like the cartoon. But even had
- 39:00something to say. He said he was sixteen. He went over there with
- 39:06his family. I'm not even playing and he said, he's like, we're
- 39:09kicking it. He's like, was me and two other foods and he's all
- 39:15and I looked up and he saw food. He's all, I'm not even
- 39:17fucking playing dog. It was a fucking like he's a wasn't on There wasn't
- 39:23on the third person story, big guys, it was on a big I'm
- 39:28gonna have that form of podcast to tell the story. Bring him here next
- 39:30time. We want to talk to him. And she had a long hast
- 39:34stick and at the end they had like a lantern and it was like,
- 39:38fucking it was floating food and he's like, what the fuck He's like and
- 39:44he told the homie He's like, hey, look, what the fuck?
- 39:46And then they looked and they're like, oh shit, and they crossed himself
- 39:49and he's all those food dog books. They don't go home, go home.
- 39:52I guess you're not supposed to look at them or some shit. Damn.
- 39:54I mean he's like, well, fuck dog, I seen that.
- 39:58He's I've seen it go all the way to fucking where it was going,
- 40:01and it went into like where it was all like foresty and and I've seen
- 40:06that ship. I was like, fuck, Ty, you watching a lot
- 40:08of YouTube too, man, he nah, this is real shit. All
- 40:12right, Tommy, you gotta let Ray talk. You wanted to say something.
- 40:14I was simply just gonna remind everybody that the calls are for Patreon only.
- 40:17Am I correct? Calls are for Patreon only, so on twitch only.
- 40:24I want to pay those five bucks unless you know the number. But
- 40:28yeah, yeah, But all I'm saying though, is you should definitely signed
- 40:31up for that Patreon. We're almost a three hundred. I don't Yeah,
- 40:35we're almost a three hundred. We're like seven away, all right, but
- 40:37that will be a five away. You know, we're gonna kick Exavier down
- 40:39the stairs for three hundred. Always, you guys, always signed me up
- 40:44for ship, you guys, you guys keep giving these fulls promises and then
- 40:50when I don't come through, I'm the facing fag. Well, I mean
- 40:52what that last time I didn't jerk. Last time I didn't jerk off in
- 41:00to a flashlight all you're fag fu fuck. I just would have thought you
- 41:04would have appreciated that game, but you didn't. Damn me. Tell me
- 41:09if I would have given it, taught me if I would have given you
- 41:10a pocket pussy, what you have sucked it? That's a lady camera.
- 41:15No, not a camera, But I'm saying, would you have at least
- 41:16have used it? Though, gave it a little fucking world? See see
- 41:22to me who said he gave it? He's like, I appreciate it.
- 41:23No, but he wants you to fucking want I just I just wanted him
- 41:28for one day to at least be like, yeah, hey, bro,
- 41:30I used it a review it I know it a lot? Good? Or
- 41:32is it the same ship? I know it a lot, that's a good
- 41:35review. No, he done wants me to be like, while I was
- 41:37watching this movie, so you use it. I didn't like it. So
- 41:40he used it and then turned the lines on and I put the exam So
- 41:45have you used it. Yeah, okay, thank you, brother, that's
- 41:46all I wanted to fucking no, have you used I don't have it.
- 41:50I've used one before, but I don't have one. He did not put
- 41:52on a video. How do you use one but you don't have one?
- 41:54Like, who did you use to throw away? You throw it away?
- 41:58Yeah? Oh, you gotta clean him out. You gotta clean him out.
- 42:01So it's a lot of work, dude. That's why I feel I
- 42:06feel bad for girls. You gotta clean your push out. You gotta clean
- 42:07out a flush slight. It sucks. Well. The vagina is like self.
- 42:10It's like a it's like an oven. Don't listen, he Zone,
- 42:15never listen, and it's gotta cleaning oven. You fucking clean that ship.
- 42:21Ladies, you shave that ship. You clean it. Let me know when
- 42:24it has when you're on your period, you don't listen to these on It
- 42:27is not self cleaning, it's you gotta put it on self cleaning mode.
- 42:34This is not a dishwasher. He Zone. I'm so glad you're not a
- 42:38chick dog. Your vagina would be horrible, horrible right now. You'll be
- 42:43like, it's it's on self cleaning mode right now. If you're a high
- 42:47night. You think you'd be a whole Oh he'd be in a sun dress
- 42:51right now because it's hot, but a fucking asshole the sun dressing it up
- 42:57right man, being Tommy, his bitches will suck you up so much.
- 43:00Tylan would be a t would be in a sun dress too, dude,
- 43:04he would be. I'd be in tights Starbucks, truly lemons because I got
- 43:09no butt and I want to show that I have about being in the Lulu
- 43:13lemon ones. Things are those things are toxic for you. Those things like
- 43:17they give poison your pussy, do they really? Yeah? Like the die,
- 43:22the dye in the in the fabric, it's like battery of vagina or
- 43:27so no, and this he's like, I don't know what you call Lulu
- 43:30lemons or like they're tights or like yoga shit, and it's a famous ship.
- 43:35It just be wearing this stuff they can wear and and then like and
- 43:37then you know you know it's bad when something ends up at the swammy.
- 43:44Yeah, you know you know something is something's bad when something ends up at
- 43:46the swammy, Like if it's the name brand or you're like getting bustles that
- 43:51deed as way it's missing a butt or something, you know, but like
- 43:53the Lulu Lemons, I was like, what the fuck this is Glendo Gallario,
- 43:57like what the fuck is it here? And I was like, no,
- 43:59it's it real shit. Yeah, but I was like it was because
- 44:01there was that recall about the die, but you know, don't care.
- 44:05Like I remember my homie he had as jacket it was like Adidas, but
- 44:10adia's just a's what the fuck it's because before they would do that shit that
- 44:15food had his mom went and got it fucking with his name on the bottom,
- 44:20and shit, I bet that food still has that. Remember remember all
- 44:29the fake Tommy Hill figure. Tommy Hill figure was a popping ass brand.
- 44:37It was a popping ass brand in the nineties. You remember Tommy Hill figure
- 44:39was popping. You wore Foo Tommy Pommy wore the fat Hour. That picture
- 44:44where that girl, that picture the girl I had a Foo boo vest on
- 44:49cracking what I'm saying. That dress, the Homecomings, the indoor swap meets
- 44:52the fucking pants. I remember, like solos and shit, what the skating?
- 44:59P skating? What did you say? No? They were like pants
- 45:01solos and they had the crown in the back. No, they were.
- 45:06They just said solo. No, I don't remember that. That's some swap
- 45:08meat fucking shit. I remember like the pants with the crown in the back.
- 45:15They used to have a big gass patch in the back and it was
- 45:16a big crown. Oh yeah, yeah. It started with the jaj Jo.
- 45:21Yeah yeah, those were the ones with the big ass legs. Those
- 45:23things are expensive now. Yeah, they've always been expensive, they always have,
- 45:28but now bro, like you'll see a pair of goal for like two
- 45:30hundred and forty if it's brand new with the Swami fifty three fifty because like
- 45:34they don't make them no more. Yeah, yeah, and it's crazy hunt
- 45:37and they're like usually hooked up. That's like Ravers back in the day,
- 45:39Ravers shit fucking and then foods, the Ruster rollers Blade they used to wear
- 45:45those. You know what I used to love fucking with Echo Dog Echo was
- 45:49the ship Dog Echo was tight that rhino. Do you remember when when you
- 45:53bumped it up to the higher echo cut so yeah, and then I was
- 45:59like it was perfect. I was like, oh, I'm starting to get
- 46:00into pitch. Yeah yeah, yeah, little fucking h button ups and shit
- 46:07polos, you rock polos time. I can see rocking polo backing. Now.
- 46:10I hate it rocking polos because I was always nah for I had the
- 46:16fucking the lacrosse green Lime Green in high school. Watch Lie Man's Green.
- 46:21I war that all the time. The only polos I rock was the stripe
- 46:24ones, like you know what I mean? Like was like fucking messy or
- 46:28some shit. Bessie got some swag. Now full step to Miami one day
- 46:32rocking arm Force one. You think he's doing coke. It's messy doing coke.
- 46:37Everybody. If he knows anything, he knew Madelona, the greatest of
- 46:40the greats, did it, so he might be doing a bumper too.
- 46:44Put it out there in Miami. And you are Argentinian and you are the
- 46:46goat. Why not Lionel Messi? You can't take no motherfucking hit us up.
- 46:52He's gonna would you what He's gonna would you if they hit you up?
- 46:58You know, as he's like, I need a bump, and someone's
- 47:00like who in the stand right now at the LAFC Flavors And he's like,
- 47:06hit you up, but he asked you to do it first. He's like,
- 47:07you gotta do it first. You're doing a bump with mess. Hell
- 47:10yeah, I'm down, bro, I'm down, but for sure, I'm
- 47:14so jealous. Actually, I would just be like, oh man, can
- 47:15you sign this ball? Like I would. I would just I would be
- 47:19like, can I have the jersey? Do you fuck with cards? Trading
- 47:22cards? That would that would be the ultimate fracasso. Imagine something like that
- 47:27happens and then runs up after scores, but then it gives me the jersey.
- 47:30I mean that's actually where I bat. I would just leave right after
- 47:37last time I get from not putting me downstairs in my in my universe though,
- 47:43you know, I would be kind of tight. We got a question
- 47:45from the twitch shot. This person says, so simply too deep, we
- 47:52don't smoke the same podcast in the dating situation, which one of these two
- 47:57kinds of women are more of a pain to deal with in you guys opinion,
- 48:02a waste time waster or a fucking tease? What the they're both the
- 48:10same thing if I'm not getting it by now, But he's saying, like,
- 48:15I mean, essentially, they're both the same things, But it depends
- 48:19what kind of tease. Like she's showing you some titties at least like not
- 48:22pussy or what. Like I'm just saying like if you're gonna get teased,
- 48:24I'd be like, I guess it stripped tease, you know what I mean?
- 48:28Like I just I want to know, like what kind of tease is
- 48:30it? Maybe it's working in your favorite is compared to like when somebody's just
- 48:34blatantly wasting your time. It's like, bitch, I take you out to
- 48:37dinner and I gets a thank you after like six dinners? Like what the
- 48:39fuck? Bitch? Like going on? Yeah, like you like you can't
- 48:43even get a little kids, bitch the fuck? Yeah, Like if you're
- 48:46over eighteen and you're on the third day and you still haven't hit it ever
- 48:52did it? But that's if that's what you're trying to do. But this
- 48:58generation folks first, looking game right now, this generations first, and then
- 49:01ask, Okay, you gotta think like this. If you're trying to hit
- 49:05on the third time, then you're just trying to hit six dinners. If
- 49:09you're trying, you're taking a tick to three motherfucking dinners. Dog, And
- 49:17know what I'm saying, Like you're trying to fucking do a little bit more.
- 49:22That's what I'm saying the most because you're taking her out three times.
- 49:24What I'm saying, what's the difference? Somebody said cracking after and you're going
- 49:31out and going out and going out and going out. It's like, all
- 49:35right, motherfucker, you're trying to keep me around. She's obviously what is
- 49:37she super hot? She's super hot? Well, then you want to have
- 49:43You wouldn't be asking. You wouldn't be asking. You wouldn't be asking this
- 49:45questions matter she's hard or not, because manage a lot a lot. If
- 49:51she's hard enough, wait, she's hot enough. Stop we already pissed up
- 49:54a lot of women. Get serious with her. I really want to know.
- 49:58Don't keep me around harder, get another, ladies, I trying.
- 50:00Go ahead. If you ain't trying to keep her around it's hot or not,
- 50:05don't keep her around, like, don't keep bringing her around and being
- 50:08chill with her. If you don't want to keep being like that way,
- 50:13because there's a fucking gang, get another hot. I got more context.
- 50:17He's adding more to the problems. Alright, they're kind of the same.
- 50:21But to me, a time waster is where she pretends to be interested in
- 50:23you and want to meet up somewhere and she's a no show, but a
- 50:30tease is where she gets you hot and bothered for sport already, don't get
- 50:39no host my first sport. Yeah, what's the hunted? Any of that
- 50:46shit? Whatever the fuck you're doing, it ain't the right thing. And
- 50:51you got to look for some bitches that are into whatever the fuck you're into.
- 50:54Fuck that shit. But like a like like sometimes you can hit home
- 51:00run with the tease. Listen up to you the you gotta you gotta,
- 51:05you gotta get her bother be like that could be foods. You gotta get
- 51:08her hot in here exactly. You're not doing that right dog, let me
- 51:12tell you, because whipping out food we're like, oh no, she's just
- 51:15a fucking tease whatever she whatever, all these woods trying to get at her
- 51:19and then changing like and don't even know that you've been with this chick out
- 51:23Louis K have you? Would you ever? It just depends on what would
- 51:28you ever do that? The Bernie I think it's called the Bernie stints or
- 51:30something like that, where you go on a date and can yeah, the
- 51:35naked man. Would you ever do it? Is on when you're on a
- 51:37date. If she goes in the restroom. She'd be like, I'll be
- 51:39right back. I'm gonna go change on the rust room, and then you
- 51:42just get butt naked, and when she comes out, it's kind of creeps.
- 51:45No way, you get naked. You get naked. It's the thing.
- 51:47It's called the naked man. You're on the date that if you have
- 51:52to read the situation, no, listen up, you're already at her house.
- 51:54You're already got a bone, right like say the scenario, say this
- 51:57scenario, Tommy, don't then the inner day, first day, I don't
- 52:00know, maybe ten or maybe the DM y'all meet up. Shit's going good.
- 52:05Two drinks in, y'all have a joint. She's like, you want
- 52:07to come back to my house, y'all obviously boning you already, Like at
- 52:10the club, ring a little, you're already macked on her. Hello,
- 52:13you grabbed the Yeah it's on her? Yeah yeah, ok, yeah yeah.
- 52:16Going back to the club. First day or second day, first date,
- 52:20she goes like, let me shot, let me brushing up real quick?
- 52:22Did I get and you don't have to get butt naked? And if
- 52:27I got to touch a titty or not, Like if I touch the titty,
- 52:30can I pull it off. Shit's going down, you know, yeah,
- 52:36just being like hoold on, she went to the restaurant, let me
- 52:37work out her house. She's going to the restaurant naked. You're not down
- 52:42for the naked man, then you're not down for the naked man. I'm
- 52:45not. Like. If she said something like I'm gonna get a little bit
- 52:46more comfortable or something tacky like that, I'd be like, all right,
- 52:51I've been I've seen enough enough enough TV to know what this means. If
- 52:57you were all this fucking and then she fucking she says I gotta use restaurant,
- 53:02I'll be right back. I would be like, all right, you
- 53:05go wash, yeah, washing the naked or some ship walking out. You
- 53:09know what I'm saying. You already you already know what's going on. It's
- 53:12gonna go do some ship coming out. Let's go before she goes out.
- 53:15But still maybe like in your fucking underwear or some shit, just so you
- 53:19don't be trying to kick your fucking pants off, Mody said. David's waiting
- 53:22out there with the Captain Morgan post never been trying to be struggling your pants
- 53:27off. You're like, oh, what the they're just watching look at this
- 53:32motherfucker fucking Tommy, Dude, you struggled taking them off. No, I
- 53:37remember fucking being fucking not when I was little, but young. Fucking I
- 53:42remember when I was young, when I was kick kicking off the pants,
- 53:46all excited because I was gonna sucking bone and shit like what the socks socks
- 53:51on her socks off? Socks give you grip, docks on her socks off?
- 53:54Whatever? It just a pan food, different place. Look, let
- 53:58me take let me give you about the different bits. I mean, let
- 54:00me tell people out there, give them a little piece of advice with the
- 54:02sock game. Invest In quality socks, Tommy, invest in quality socks,
- 54:08y'all. If you're gonna improve your fun game, because socks give you grip.
- 54:13And if you really want to make an impression, there's no socks they
- 54:15have a little grip in the bottom. Yeah. I was gonna say those
- 54:19hospital sicks. Nah, they make some nice nice one they called grip socks.
- 54:22Amazon dot Com Adidas makes those. I bought some Adidas ones day and
- 54:30ship. Yeah, Bro, Jason, that the plug dog. He wasn't
- 54:35wearing socks, Bro, It wasn't black eyes always war socks, you know,
- 54:37I don't know. Yeah, I don't watch that Black Eyes? Yeah?
- 54:40Everyone, how much Black Eyed War? Do you watch? You just
- 54:44watch these? Like got Girls get destroyed? When you were? I don't
- 54:46want to. You don't want socks when you were Timberlands? Yeah, I
- 54:51always. How do you find out your state? Your feet stink food?
- 54:54No? Why would they stink? Because I feel like you won't you don't
- 54:58wear socks? Sometimes wear socks all the time. I just see all I
- 55:00love songs. Tommy questioning like that because you just fucking mentioned Timberland's I don't
- 55:04know, because Tommy a fucking yeah, red, motherfucking Garfieri with the motherfucking
- 55:13red hat red It up so simply too deep. Do you guys do reaction
- 55:21streams? If so, do you take requests? I mean we can for
- 55:24the Patreon. What is that a Patreon question? It's from the twitch O.
- 55:30Well, well, first of all, dude, please join the Patreon
- 55:32number one, and uh yeah, if we do, it's gonna be on
- 55:36Patreon only, and I probably will do some reaction reaction videos on my YouTube
- 55:42page. By the way, I have a YouTube page now where I just
- 55:44like, I make my vlogs and I just it's very like I r L
- 55:46type of streams where I'll just film shit. You could tell it's it's not
- 55:51Ray filming it. It's me. You hear my voice, Ray comes out
- 55:54of Ned, so it's you know what I'm saying, like you see,
- 55:57you see the point of view from my kind of shit, and that will
- 55:59be doing live streams on there as well. My whatnot will be co existence
- 56:04with that. So just follow that page and follow the latest video with the
- 56:07LAFC responding back. I got a response from the LA forty from the forty
- 56:10two originals responding back to that cliff that is almost an eighty thousand views of
- 56:15that fucking bitch ass food from fucking Hwada is getting moved to the proper section.
- 56:21I got a lot of people letting them know what, it's not a
- 56:23hater thing. It's in the back of the fucking ticket. And for this
- 56:28Sunday, I know for a fact there is there is gonna be a very
- 56:31tight But what does the back of the ticket say. If you want to
- 56:35sit on the North end, you gotta wear black and gold, otherwise you
- 56:37gotta go to the But if you can't say on any part of the North
- 56:42End, whatever. He was sitting on your youth. That's because they kicked
- 56:45them out from the other section when he tried to join the pit. Okay,
- 56:50you like, we tried to join the pit like that. He was
- 56:52gonna wear the mask and then you and Foods were like, fu, get
- 56:55the funk out of here. And then he sat down right there in those
- 56:59seats and he's like, well, I'm put on the mask and all this
- 57:00shit, and then those what are like, all right, we're just trying
- 57:02to try us, so you're trying to get a reaction, and that's what
- 57:05happened. Yeah, I'm just telling he By the way, Twitch, I'm
- 57:09sorry, Raider. Raider, I'm sorry. Twitch, It's time to go.
- 57:13That's go chie real chievous USA attitude over there. It's gonna become a
- 57:17Galaxy fan, just like LFC Nation activities. Keaton, you're hearing this.
- 57:25Let me find out already got boot last time I went there? Yeah,
- 57:30bro, because I said that girl's mom was like because I yeah, because
- 57:37I said, chie Us, that post is hilarious, bro, best.
- 57:43But they got good views of the tattoo. Now I'm talking about the tattoo.
- 57:46Oh what do you think about that? The comments raw. Oh I
- 57:50seen that. Yeah, that's just crazy that shit. Like, I'm not
- 57:52he could have gotten creative, but he was covering something up. Definitely covering
- 57:55up. He's probably covering up like the Big one eight or the Big thirteen.
- 58:00Bro, maybe he used to be all guys. Could be covering all
- 58:01guys because at the top, in the top of the of the shield,
- 58:06you see the little fucking mister cartoon type of shit on there. Yeah,
- 58:09like you know what I mean, Like, yeah, bro, you see,
- 58:12I mean, yeah, you do, Like you know what I'm talking
- 58:14about that like trollo art and ship broad Yeah, shout out to him.
- 58:19We now have a reference point for ship like that, you know what I
- 58:22mean. Like see, I don't know if I would ever put the LA
- 58:25I mean you have to because that's the name of the team, But like
- 58:28putting the city on there so crazy because the cities might move like the Chargers.
- 58:30I would put the Bolt, but I wouldn't put the s D on
- 58:34it because they're not even as D. Now there's the La La Chargers.
- 58:37Now that's just tough to put a city on there. I don't know,
- 58:39I always talk. I just like some team's always gonna be on the back,
- 58:43Burder brother, that's how you know La is a city of money.
- 58:45Bro, That's just like hella, fucking city of money. You don't think,
- 58:49what's up? What are they building behind that? Clippers are going to
- 58:52play there right there? Yeah, they're stadium, that one next to the
- 58:55Lafci. It looks it looks bad. I think it's gonna be for Clippers,
- 59:00and I think it's gonna be for for us. No, what USC
- 59:04Basketball already has their ship their stadium right next to the BMO. Yeah,
- 59:09which is right next to the No, isn't that the George Lucas Space Museum's
- 59:16Is that what that's gonna be? It looks like it's a stadium food.
- 59:21I thought it was a stadium. It's too little expo. Yeah, it's
- 59:24like a big as As far as I know, it's being built for like
- 59:29a fucking George Lucas museum type shit. Maybe the lot next to it is
- 59:34become next to the soccer fields right before you before you hit the cars,
- 59:37Junior. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. All right, Damn, I
- 59:40haven't been through that stree in a while. So heading heading to many arts,
- 59:45that's taking keing. Yeah, that's like I'm sorry not King Yeah,
- 59:51King next Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy, like honestly, like all this
- 59:58shit, especially now that I'm doing, like I trying to document all this
- 1:00:00ship bro. So if I could, if I could get out and record
- 1:00:02some of this shit, I'm doing it bro, like whenever shit opens up.
- 1:00:07I'm telling you, man, I follow my page. Some of the
- 1:00:08people say that the Clippers is next to so Far, Okay, well I
- 1:00:13couldn't be wrong. Yeah, I don't know what they're building there. I
- 1:00:15had heard, I had heard a rumor that's different. So I just I
- 1:00:19just don't. I just don't know what you want to joint. You want
- 1:00:22to joint, I don't have a joint. You get to roll it out,
- 1:00:24Tommy, we're gonna bring back the b z z T. Yeah,
- 1:00:30Tommy, why did you sell that shit off? Ready? No, we've
- 1:00:34been ready. The problem is you're not ready. You're ready. Burnt Burner
- 1:00:37bought it, but he has it on the back burner. Tommy, it's
- 1:00:40never coming out there, bro, real quick. Somebody like that buys it
- 1:00:45and he's like he's potential. So Tommy House Comedy, Oh yeah, tell
- 1:00:50him, tell me how you went up? And Tommy is an open micro
- 1:00:52Now are you going to the ice House? You're going, y'all? I
- 1:00:57heard your own st at the crypt though December sixteen. Who you opening the
- 1:01:02for him? I mean, you're no way you're headlining. You're headlining,
- 1:01:07filming my Netflix special at the Crypto Arena. What is it gonna be called?
- 1:01:13When I was little? Tickets will be on cell at the end of
- 1:01:15September. Everyone get ready to put your jerseys on. Tom mean, why
- 1:01:21do you sounds so said? Yeah, you all say that because I'm sucking
- 1:01:24around. I'm not. Do you think I'm gonna be at the Mother Center?
- 1:01:29Yeah, but if you want us to believe it and put the bucking
- 1:01:31more enthusiasm into it, I fucking I went up on fucking on says right
- 1:01:37there for did a couple of sets with George and uh put me up right
- 1:01:42there at the stand up at the stand up Bellflower, I did. He
- 1:01:45was at the ship you were at with Yeah, yeah, he did Popeye.
- 1:01:47I fucking did fifteen minutes when George home to do five. I was
- 1:01:52right there off. Oh that's that day. Yeah, Okay, you had
- 1:01:57me go up there and tell I'm from the very body going this ear and
- 1:02:00be like, Tommy, can you pull up the special guest? What was
- 1:02:04there? A light being flickered on some members. It looked like there was
- 1:02:07a plane that was gonna land and Tommy couldn't see this motherfucker they needed was
- 1:02:12the food to come up with the lights? Like yeah, bro, acting
- 1:02:15like I don't know if you were too like too much, I don't know,
- 1:02:19Yeah, but you were embarrassing Tommy, Petty, it wasn't. Yeah,
- 1:02:23you weren't before you were talking fucking Popeye's ear off for pop I just
- 1:02:29hear you what we were telling him. I fucking you got no time.
- 1:02:32I didn't do no, Petty. They can't bust no great what I did?
- 1:02:37Dye was there? Everybody knows you did, Petty. No fucking uh.
- 1:02:43I'm convinced that he's like invincing, Like, Okay, I'm gonna start
- 1:02:46doing open mics, but I'm trying to do more. But I've been fucking
- 1:02:51working a lot, which is good too, but I want to start doing
- 1:02:57fucking open mics all over the good thing is that I have a website where
- 1:03:00you could pick the day and then they'll show you all a whole bunch of
- 1:03:05different different times in different places that have open mics, and some would be
- 1:03:09free, something you could pay. So I'm gonna be going by that list
- 1:03:13and just hitting up different ones. Somewhere like three minutes, some are five.
- 1:03:16So I'm just gonna try the fucking shit that I've been working on and
- 1:03:22recording and everything and seeing what's up. But it went pretty good for you
- 1:03:28know, for the first times of being up there. Yeah, Tommy went
- 1:03:31and somebody said three jokes, Tommy, Yeah, dog tell me. Tommy
- 1:03:37went up there and he's like, he's like, how much for five minutes
- 1:03:40and they told him five bucks and he's like, here's a hundred. Oh,
- 1:03:44Tommy, don't feel bad. Don't feel don't feel bad about paying for
- 1:03:46that shit, because like when I go do when I go do open mics,
- 1:03:50like to go to somebody where they're gonna be serious about it. I
- 1:03:52don't mind paying the seven ten bucks. I just I mind it when the
- 1:03:57dude looks like he's a fucking chomo and it's like he's burly a fucking room
- 1:04:00and it's like half ass. I don't do those fucking creepy ass room where
- 1:04:02it's like one dude you could tell he's collecting five bucks and just taking advantage
- 1:04:05of people. But there's some reputable rooms out there. Go get your get
- 1:04:11your exercise. Yeah, dog, So I'm trying to get that ship just
- 1:04:13to get the feel and get comfortable with doing that shit, and then just
- 1:04:17just to get that shit because it's like, I'm like, dog, I
- 1:04:23could fucking do this shit, you know what I'm saying, Like, I
- 1:04:26don't know, I liked it. I liked that shit, and uh,
- 1:04:30I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna start doing it and then we're doing the
- 1:04:32fucking roast with a Popeye in October. Who's we We're doing the October October
- 1:04:42eleventh, We're doing the roast of Popeye right here at Yota Studios in downtown
- 1:04:46La. Uh. I guess I don't know when the tickets will be available,
- 1:04:51but it's more enthusiasm. George's gonna be there at Kim Conning he does
- 1:04:59suice. Tray Hole Concrete is gonna be there. Tommy, y'all gonna be
- 1:05:02roasting Popeye. It's gonna be let it's gonna be tickets for sale. Come
- 1:05:06on, tom I keep till you I'm sucking in the middle of rolling this
- 1:05:11joint all into the joint. Look at the Taviers all, man, I'm
- 1:05:14like, promote your shit full. No, But I actually think it's gonna
- 1:05:16be funny, y'all. Feel gonna be roasting Popeye either, Brian Moses is
- 1:05:20gonna be there that foods from rich Crest to fucking just gonna be right there
- 1:05:25talking shit to fucking Popeye and then uh some you know, it's gonna be
- 1:05:32a crazy night and then other ship that's going on. But I'm just trying
- 1:05:35to chine up my shit so I could do comedy and do sets everywhere all
- 1:05:41over. Do you have a solid material? Why, That's what I'm working
- 1:05:45on right now. But yeah, fool I I kind of go by fucking
- 1:05:49the shit that I have in my in mind, Like I have a list
- 1:05:54of shit that I have in mind, and then I just kind of go
- 1:05:57by whatever I remember to talk about from that and it ends up being a
- 1:06:01certain time, you know, all right, time to go. So just
- 1:06:08getting used to to that and yoused to just not talking and talking, you
- 1:06:14know that's pama right, have a second day. What should I do?
- 1:06:21Help before we before that taught me. Congratulations, bro, I'm glad you're
- 1:06:28doing this. Yeah, Oh yeah, thank you, thank you. Yeah,
- 1:06:30I'm glad you're doing something you like, you know, and not just
- 1:06:33working construction. Yeah, you still doing the podcast, doing the podcast still,
- 1:06:41and you had that fat food hunt the nostalgic Yeah, nostalgic Latino.
- 1:06:45Yeah, that was cool. He's a cool dude. He blazes it away.
- 1:06:49Nah, it's like a Disney kid like he was like, it's bo
- 1:06:53He's it's felt like sucking weed out there. And then he's like, I
- 1:06:56wonder if it was he's on it's you. Yeah, no, not yet,
- 1:07:03no, not yet. We're taking him at eleven. Whoever's gonna whoever's
- 1:07:05calling, We're gonna take calls at eleven, and we are taking calls sharing
- 1:07:10your experience. Maybe you guys got a story, uh fucking around with the
- 1:07:13widgie board or something like that. I want to hear your mind that story.
- 1:07:17Share We hear that ship when you were a kid. Oh yeah,
- 1:07:19if I used to listen to it all the time. You ever hear the
- 1:07:21castle the whole or something like that that died. And then before it's Chelino's
- 1:07:26birthday today, Oh yeah, from not right now, but before we find
- 1:07:31right now you can't say his name and come on, Tommy, he's not
- 1:07:36he's not your you know, he's not your music butler Tommy sing the last
- 1:07:42song he sang exactly the death? No what do he sing? Which one
- 1:07:46did he sing? Does anybody have that note? That's a good ass fucking
- 1:07:55question. Tommy's got it, Brot. I'm wondering, like up Fariamentupac car,
- 1:08:00I got an auction. They found it when they found him. You
- 1:08:03know what I heard about the Tupac shit that in the fucking picture there's there's
- 1:08:09no there's no fucking keys in the ignition dog in that Tupac picture. There's
- 1:08:15no keys in the ignition where they got shot. Like, yeah, that
- 1:08:17picture of him in Sugar Night, there's no keys in the ignition. What
- 1:08:21do you think? And at that time there wasn't no key list. Now
- 1:08:25you got my fucking conspiracy brain thinking, yeah, food the ship like it.
- 1:08:30Like when somebody pointed that out, I was like, damn, Supposedly
- 1:08:34the last song Cholino sang was Alma than be so know that. I mean,
- 1:08:49that's not this is You gave me the reason when George Pez gets mad
- 1:08:55at you in the pocket, bro Ghanas, you don't even you know how
- 1:08:59it takes we to take with this for we gotta take three. Takes a
- 1:09:00lot last time we were there, Tommy, Tommy's a Tommy. I think
- 1:09:04Tommy's a little bit too. You can't multitask at bras are going on the
- 1:09:11rocking brains joint that I've been fucking rolling right now, exact, you could
- 1:09:15roll up from the single fucking Chalino song you gotta do it right sets water
- 1:09:19Acilancio, hippo and much quiado, maggia canta corrido. Yam, tell y'all
- 1:09:31my father, da wat last happen? End on sell that's badan hello,
- 1:09:43b come on, dog step farmer, portholo porco sela cool. I'm all
- 1:09:58like, oh my, your soul over and waking harless kia kiss him boss,
- 1:10:08he said, no comps boys, heading nor head anymore. Come on,
- 1:10:15you've been practicing toime fin this bitch. Happy birthday, Tommy. I
- 1:10:19was a little auto tuned right there. I liked it. No, I
- 1:10:24wasn't gonna have a little the little microphone and then the straw does happen?
- 1:10:29Roger doing any week? How do you get that? Wow? It can't
- 1:10:35be too expensively. Get one time I think that she's expensive, it is.
- 1:10:39It is expensive, like real expect we're talking like more than is that
- 1:10:47isn't it? Don't you have to don't you have to practice on that?
- 1:10:50Yeah? Like the writers do that right, More about effacts at that point,
- 1:10:54but yeah, you gotta be kind of skilled. Okay. So somebody
- 1:10:57says it's never in the room, Well that's a great I would be.
- 1:11:01I would imagine all my saliva will go in the tube. You ever seen
- 1:11:06foods that played the fucking trombone or saxophone when they fucking the spit valve just
- 1:11:15water. I'm like, oh, that's just that. Ain't water, motherfucker,
- 1:11:17that's Peter motherfucking vas. Yeah, that's never learned how to play instrument
- 1:11:24to that. Shit is hard. I always wanted to play guitar too.
- 1:11:29I had two guitars too, And if I knew how to play guitar,
- 1:11:30I wouldn't be here right now. Damn imagine pay guitar. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:11:39you know your solutions. I don't have to be here. Yeah,
- 1:11:41you know your solutions, working man, You fucked up that job doing it
- 1:11:45was a little kid, grand the fucking weed up, Tommy. That's why
- 1:11:46you don't how a little joint. Let me do it for you. Tommy
- 1:11:49licks it after him. No, obviously, I don't need that paper.
- 1:11:54Don't fucking what the fuck is that to give me? That you've been was
- 1:11:59like he dipped yes, food Like, why did you Temmy? Like?
- 1:12:02This is not a blood? Look? Look, look I know how you
- 1:12:06know how food? Tommy's good like this one of the homies. Are you
- 1:12:11know if you're like if you're in the bay and if he's all, you
- 1:12:13know how, I don't know if you're not from there. When you're rolling
- 1:12:15the blunt, if you break up the weed and then put it in the
- 1:12:18blood, he's all, He's all. They get the leaf and then they
- 1:12:21put the nug and then they just break the nug up in the weed and
- 1:12:26roll it. That's a bay shit. I've I've rolled like the nug like
- 1:12:30parts of big nugs until the fucking blunt before. But that ship doesn't smoke
- 1:12:33right if you're smoking all lopsided. Well, I cut myself cooking yesterday.
- 1:12:39What were you getting down? That's huh? What were you getting down cookie
- 1:12:43with? That's not really cooking? What the fuck you mean? That's not
- 1:12:47really cooking? That's boy and fucking like, uh, if I can make
- 1:12:56it that. I didn't say I'm fucking I was cooking. I didn't say
- 1:13:00you said you burn yourself with some cut himself. Oh yeah, I said,
- 1:13:05Hey, I cut myself yesterday while cooking. What were you cooking?
- 1:13:09Weavels, run cheris it's basic waves, run cheros and then fucking chip.
- 1:13:16Cut my motherfucking finger up. But I need them. I'm like a band
- 1:13:19aid. If you guys have a first aid kid around here? What's your
- 1:13:23I used to have bad aids in my bag, Tommy. What's your go
- 1:13:26to meal for a female? What do you get down with? It's not
- 1:13:29fucking bleeding, but I just want to cover it up. Yeah, what's
- 1:13:32your go to meal? Fruit o? Your go to meal when a female
- 1:13:35comes over or for your lady when you want to like you know, when
- 1:13:39you get down with every time? You never disappointed with this meal, like
- 1:13:44oh just when I cooked some shit like I regard not even for like trying
- 1:13:47to be a mac back in the back in the day. Whenever. Right
- 1:13:50now, like let's say like hypothetical, you break up, you're you're your
- 1:13:55lady and you're like, I need a Mackie like I'm gonna put it down
- 1:13:58in the kids, like back in the day, if I was gonna do
- 1:14:00something a little suth fool. One time I did a whole lobster on the
- 1:14:04grill. The slice did in half in the middle, the little lobster on
- 1:14:08both side, with butter and all this motherfucking seasoning. Bad, bad,
- 1:14:12bad. I'm saying, a little salmon, I'm saying, throw it on
- 1:14:15there. That's back in the day when I fucked with fish. When I
- 1:14:17fuck with salmon, because I don't fuck with salmon on more because would you
- 1:14:20be eating it and you'll find a little bone and A'm trying to get choked
- 1:14:25out by no motherfucking bone dog. Bones to food. That's that's why dog.
- 1:14:30I can't do that shit. Just fuck with the shrimp I'd rather have.
- 1:14:33I mean, I'll fuck with shrimps of each or I'll fuck with fish
- 1:14:38and chips. But like certain fish, I can't fuck with it because the
- 1:14:43bone dog. Somebody said, thresh cheeless, nals bacon wrapped, but bacon
- 1:14:49rape as that shit sounds bombers with the cheese and side I'll talk about like
- 1:14:56the big cheel. How are you gonna make it rattles. What do you
- 1:15:00mean? You all right? So you in the internet, they do everything
- 1:15:02now, so you wrap it around and they stick a toothpick in the middle.
- 1:15:05That way it stays around, and then you keep flipping it over once
- 1:15:09it's just coming with that shit. They're fucking they'll be whipping the fucking to
- 1:15:12make the phone. Yeah, or they have that remember the the fucking what
- 1:15:17is it? The beater but the two little spinner things. Did you have
- 1:15:24one of those? Oh? Yeah, I remember having. I remember like
- 1:15:26I used to make a mask with those dogs. I used to like making
- 1:15:28bread before. When I was a kid, I used to see the cake
- 1:15:30masks and I used to just be like, I mean, you got kids,
- 1:15:32you get down with pancakes. But yeah, but my kids don't really
- 1:15:36like my daughter barely starting to like pancakes. What. But you know,
- 1:15:41I've seen foods dupe my girls, Like she'll send me videos of fucking foods
- 1:15:45making a pancake making mouths and shit, I'm like, what the kid,
- 1:15:49Yeah, you can do that. It's a whole art. I've seen that
- 1:15:51ship like I did a Hungry episode years ago on that. I've seen some
- 1:15:56lady. I don't know if it's pancakes, but they make like fucking characters
- 1:15:59and shit like with different colors. That's just we had that. We had
- 1:16:02that on her on our show three years ago. Should we do that,
- 1:16:05shy, I forget shout out, I forget the name. But she went
- 1:16:09on to do big things. Get Cake La, Yeah, get Cake La.
- 1:16:13Check her outd man, she's awesome. I'm gona hit her up.
- 1:16:14See if she wants to show up to the to the October October fourteen.
- 1:16:18She makes cakes and shit like that. No, she makes the pancakes with
- 1:16:21the drawings, like like literally she could drawn like they do the Yeah,
- 1:16:28she does it as it's getting like like she does the art on the griddle.
- 1:16:31No, yeah, I see that. They do the fucking art and
- 1:16:34then they filled it in with they'll do the thing and then fill it in.
- 1:16:38Its crazy when you do the flip. Yeah, and it looks ugly
- 1:16:42on the other side. That was a good episode when we did that in
- 1:16:47House top Light. But I don't really fuck with pancakes too much. Believe
- 1:16:53you're multitowns talk when you were hey, when you yeah, you both you
- 1:16:57man, You guys are fucking whack in the day when you were in the
- 1:17:01day. I'm supposed to link right now. Love that from that episode for
- 1:17:05y'all used to go to the fucking eye happen with all the fucking tender the
- 1:17:10strawberries and ship on top of your pancakes, and well, my favorite thing,
- 1:17:13and I hub was the different kind of syrups, bro, because I
- 1:17:15never knew that there was different kind of syrups until I went there and I
- 1:17:18was like, what I was ti seeing those like four little bottles. I
- 1:17:23took one home one time, but a pec you ray would take something like
- 1:17:26that home, dude. The strawberry that's just bomb. There's some like Denny's
- 1:17:32doesn't have that, that's toast, no wonder. I went to Denny's and
- 1:17:36I thought, I was like, you guys, don't I literally asked that,
- 1:17:39bitch. I was like, y'all don't have flavored syrups like we never
- 1:17:43did come and I was like, you lying. Actually that episode was five
- 1:17:45years ago. Wow, Wow, I probably don't have that shor there food.
- 1:17:50Dude, didn't the pandemic fuck up the timeline? Dude, I don't
- 1:17:54know when things I feel like I feel like that. I feel like that
- 1:17:57was a portal bro to like time going faster and now we just we just
- 1:18:00all we literally have to focus on is like work like what no I think
- 1:18:04it whenever? It made it fast paced? Bro, Like I feel like
- 1:18:08life goes by so quick docs since I wake up and I'm like, it's
- 1:18:12six in the morning, I'm gonna get so much done, and I start
- 1:18:14working, bro, And then before I know what, I'm like, fuck,
- 1:18:15it's eleven, and I think at eleven, I look at it like
- 1:18:17one o'clock. And then I look at one o'clock like days over already.
- 1:18:21Yeah, like the New York Stock Market, Like by one o'clock is over,
- 1:18:26heying New York Stock Market. Those motherfuckers are added on inga not anymore
- 1:18:32I used to. It's basically black gambling, but like on a broad like
- 1:18:36just a broader scale Internet. It's it's the it's like Vegas Veas market trading
- 1:18:45and all that. You don't do that, Timmy, They're done it.
- 1:18:49Hey, somebody said I made Mega. We gotta make this ship for the
- 1:18:53highest hungry Patreon that we're gonna make next year or hopefully at the end of
- 1:18:58this year. Where I cook with different shafts or different guests. Is h
- 1:19:01I want to try making an armadillo egg. So this person who said I
- 1:19:04made a mega armadillo egg poblano haka cheese stuff wrapped and ground beef wrapped in
- 1:19:11bacon, that sounds fucking epic. No, you know what bomb is like
- 1:19:16mushrooms, Like you put mushrooms and you wrap those and bacon like a little
- 1:19:20ball. Yeah, but you got littm crisp bup. Good though? Will
- 1:19:24you just put them in? And then one thing that I learned and maybe
- 1:19:29everyone knows that, but you gotta you gotta preheat your o them for like
- 1:19:32thirty minutes for what. You know, when you say make a pizza or
- 1:19:39something, Yeah, I think it's like a good ten thirty minutes for what
- 1:19:44though? What wait thirty minutes and damn it's fucking perfect. I mean you're
- 1:19:51just wasting gays. Ten minutes is good, it's lealing your bill, bro.
- 1:19:59Thirty minutes is this is steep? Well, the way you can tell
- 1:20:01for sure for sure is if you put a thermometer in that fucking oven or
- 1:20:04something, and you'll be able to tell for sure if you're good a good
- 1:20:08twenty five minutes. I would do like twenty minutes then put it in put
- 1:20:13it for like I think if like I think, if you preheat of an
- 1:20:16oven for like twenty minutes and then you steak a pizza in there for ten
- 1:20:19minutes, it'll be done perfect phees for like five minutes. But like sick
- 1:20:23that motherfucking in the You know what's the game changer? The air fryer.
- 1:20:26Ash, it's a game changer. I mean some handcuff fries the other day
- 1:20:30and I put that in the air fryer for a hundred for like twenty five
- 1:20:33minutes. Different first, yeah, on the boil like no, just like
- 1:20:41like steak fry style. Have you seen have you seen the crinkle cut the
- 1:20:45crinkle fried cutter. That's like like a little tool and you could just do
- 1:20:48it on the potato. It's fucking badass. I wanted to get that ship.
- 1:20:51I was like, man, I'm gonna try that shit in the air
- 1:20:54fryer. Damn, that's tight. There's so if you have you seen that
- 1:20:58restaurant that's like all about papitas. I'm fucking figure row. I was wanting
- 1:21:02to stop by the potatoes or like no, like they have it's like a
- 1:21:05French fried spot spinner no, Like it's way like they have so many different
- 1:21:11type of French ones, not even no burgers. Yeah, there's one bomb
- 1:21:14near my house. Hey, what about have you ever been to a place
- 1:21:16the best best burger, but have been under that place best burger? It
- 1:21:24was like old school yellow paper type of place. It's supposed to be a
- 1:21:26bombass burger spot. What like, it's just supposed to be a bombass burger
- 1:21:31spot. Do you know any bombass burger spots in your area? I mean
- 1:21:35I don't really be going around my area like that. Bro, Like it's
- 1:21:40hard to find a burger spot around his area? Or where's a bombass burger
- 1:21:43spot? Food? Like fat bombass burgers out of here? You turn this
- 1:21:48on the top, you like five guys. He's talking those holes in the
- 1:21:53walls, Tammy's Tammy's number eight. It's talking about like Tammy's number eight when
- 1:21:58one through six tastes exactly Like Yeah, he's literally talking about Tammy number eight,
- 1:22:02those little hole no wall spots with the red furniture with the red seeds
- 1:22:06it's yellow that they're plastic. I'm just talking about just a bomb mass burger.
- 1:22:12Like where do you know where you're like damn, they have bomb mass
- 1:22:15burgers parts. You ever been in a place called Slater's fifty fifty and I've
- 1:22:21never been there, but I heard it's great because they got like half pound
- 1:22:25burgers or something. Trying to think of, Like, I don't know.
- 1:22:30There's so many like burger spots, bro that I have like encounter over the
- 1:22:32years, but like burgers, never say die. It was pretty good.
- 1:22:38What's that Burger truck and burgers? We trust they're good hands. What is
- 1:22:43that? There's a few of them heavy handed. They're heavy handed burgers.
- 1:22:47Honestly, Tommy, for the wind is a good spot. But for the
- 1:22:54wind is great. It's a good spot. I like for the win a
- 1:22:57lot. Yeah, oh shit, it's time. All right, we're gonna
- 1:23:00We're gonna open up the phone lines to for everybody to call in. We're
- 1:23:03looking for your Mano Pelula story. If you know, anybody that has played
- 1:23:08with the Wuiji board has encountered some paranormal activity, something that has somebody has
- 1:23:14been cursed, you're taking something from Hawaii, call up and let us know,
- 1:23:16or just call up for you know, just say what's up. But
- 1:23:18either way, he hit us with a story. I don't know if we
- 1:23:23get in, if we get three stories, we're gonna choose the best one
- 1:23:25and I'll send you guys a propan care package. But I also wanted to
- 1:23:30let you guys know that there is an event coming up and you know when
- 1:23:33is that date? October fourteen. Save the date October fourteenth. Get ready
- 1:23:38for the High and Hungry experience at Craft Beer Kings. That's right at Craft
- 1:23:43Beer Kings, seventeen seven oh one Beach Boulevard, Huntington Beach. Obviously,
- 1:23:47we're gonna have a four to twenty section. We're gonna have a live DJ
- 1:23:53exotic beer selection over thirty vendors. What is it Obviously, if you want
- 1:23:57to, if you want to, if if you guys want to, what
- 1:24:01does it come? Then let me know because I do have a lot of
- 1:24:03space for you guys. I'm gonna have five different type of food vendors that
- 1:24:08do pop ups that have been featured on High and Hungry. So we're gonna
- 1:24:12get some of the best and we're gonna do this bi monthly. Yes,
- 1:24:14there will be a drinking section and they have a smoke shop for all your
- 1:24:16smoking needs right next door. And it's five minutes from the beach, So
- 1:24:20definitely come say what's up? And if you ball, it's free. Yeah,
- 1:24:25and if you ball, bring a ball, lank fucking ball because he's
- 1:24:28on. What happened If your brain just turned off when you said no,
- 1:24:31but you said I didn't want to interrupt you. I thought you were done.
- 1:24:34Yeah, well I probably will go bowling afterwards. But yeah, it's
- 1:24:38gonna be October fourteenth. It's gonna be free. All you gotta do is
- 1:24:42register and I will have the link for you guys, and there will be
- 1:24:45a limited amount of VIP bags. Vip bags feature gifts like all Around of
- 1:24:48course, everything from the Secret Menu and Propan and amongst other magical gifts.
- 1:24:53But your girls are gonna get some beer from Craftier Kings. You're also gonna
- 1:24:56get some gifts from Jungle Vape smoke Shop. It is gonna be worth it,
- 1:24:59So make sure you get a VIP bag and secure the ticket right away.
- 1:25:02Yeah. I was gonna mention for Burgers and Fifth Profit. Fifth Profit
- 1:25:09mentioned that Grilla. Maal, oh, yeah, Grilla is great. I
- 1:25:13missed that place. We should go eat there one day right now, stack
- 1:25:15them. It's a good and it's in a good like little area too.
- 1:25:17They got like bomb ass ice cream spots. There's a theater down there.
- 1:25:21You can go to the parking lot all the way to top and smoke a
- 1:25:25jay and you know who's the right? Who's the home? We had all
- 1:25:29that has burgers pop stack them? Oh, stuck ups Burgers. Oh you
- 1:25:32got fire as stuck Ups is gonna it's gonna hopefully be there October fourteenth.
- 1:25:38Yeah, that fool gets down with the Hamburgers. They're like, what's cracking
- 1:25:41October fourteenth? That's the high Hungry event, right, Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:25:46beach at Crappier Kings. I'm gonna be there. I'll be there, motherfucker.
- 1:25:51He's gonna be there and I'm gonna be Yeah, but I dud do
- 1:25:57you guys ever hear say? You gotta listen to have you heard that one?
- 1:26:01But this guy dies like people die on like on these series and then
- 1:26:06the local it's it's kind of trippy, dude. You gotta check it out.
- 1:26:11Why not? Why you scare of that shit? Tell me we should
- 1:26:14do a reaction video exavier for that video? Well it's it's more audio.
- 1:26:18I mean, yeah, we yeah, you can still react to me?
- 1:26:23Do It'm down? Yeah, I mean for real, like we get like,
- 1:26:25you know how long it is though, right video? How long?
- 1:26:29It's like at least forty minutes. Damn. Yeah, it's like it's the
- 1:26:31whole thing. We gotta do it with. I mean I remember when I
- 1:26:35did it. It gets a lot creepier because I kind of didn't believe in
- 1:26:39this when I was younger. I was like this peer bullsh them. I
- 1:26:42was like I was younger. Yeah, but he's like I tried, and
- 1:26:47I got freaked out. You start crying. No, but I dig it
- 1:26:51freaked out, I start said, I said with something, Maria, tom
- 1:26:57are you baptized? Did they baptize you? Tommy? Tommy? When Tommy
- 1:27:01was baptized, they busted open a high seat of ecto cooler board on him.
- 1:27:04Yeah, I'm not baptized. What. I don't know why. I
- 1:27:09told my mom why, and she's like, no, brother, She's like,
- 1:27:15I mean, you're allowed into heaven for real, as the cat think
- 1:27:18you're not. I got saved, well if you believe in Catholicism. Yeah,
- 1:27:24I got saved by what by who? Friends? Mom? Dot?
- 1:27:31Did you hear what he said? My friends? And hey, Tommy,
- 1:27:38let us Tommy Tommy, let let us let us baptize you for the Patriots
- 1:27:42at me right there, and she fucking did a prayer, and then Tommy,
- 1:27:45let us baptize you for the Patreon. You down, chill, dack.
- 1:27:50We're past. I can only get you married. I'm an or day
- 1:27:55ministers. Oh now you can marry foods. I can marry foods. Well
- 1:28:02you want. I already have two kids spending They're like, they're trying to
- 1:28:06get a they're trying to get a deposit. Damn. So I'm like I
- 1:28:11told him. I was like, hey man, it's this package. Yeah,
- 1:28:15I'll get it in. Hey foo, but you gotta show up.
- 1:28:16Cool. You can't show up. I'm they know what it is like,
- 1:28:23No, you gotta be get up. Like yeah, bro, I'm not
- 1:28:25gonna wear the pastor thing. No, but I'm gonna wear a suit sick
- 1:28:28ass one. Yeah, like something fly black suit, all black. I'm
- 1:28:32gonna wearing my hat with the feathers on it, all black suit. That
- 1:28:36has to be asked to be well, what if the couple wants him high
- 1:28:39that they're hiring him because he is eZone Hi of course all the time.
- 1:28:44It's just he got to be can't show up, and of course some fucking
- 1:28:50what's up? Sir? What you what do you? What do you tell
- 1:28:55that? Shit? What where you sell that? Sir? Lavorybody's on to
- 1:29:00WhatsApp or some shit? Oh what not? What not? Oh yeah?
- 1:29:03Whatnot? Tell me? Are you are you? Are you your mom?
- 1:29:10I could feel like back in the day I used to watch nobs d watch
- 1:29:14nolla did you get down with? Like Rebell? My girl? She wants
- 1:29:18to go to the controverty I can see exager jerking off. No, I
- 1:29:21didn't drink it out to but I did run home to me. Yeah,
- 1:29:28yeah, but which which which nolla? Did you wantch No? Those move
- 1:29:32ahead? Damn, that's not Why is that why you're a mac? I
- 1:29:39was him? That was that chips? Different girlfriends and ship I used when
- 1:29:45I was a kid. I used to have different girlfriends. What's that what
- 1:29:46I'm saying? You believe them? When I was a kid, Doug,
- 1:29:51Trust how many you said I? I used to have a girlfriend, and
- 1:29:55I used to talk to on the phone, and she lived in a different
- 1:29:57town, like I met her over here, and and then I kept talking
- 1:30:00to her and she lived in a different time food and she would call me
- 1:30:03every day in the night. I would talk to her, and her phone
- 1:30:05bill got high as fuck. It taught me was a phone sex h And
- 1:30:12I'll be just on the phone talking, being a back on the phone.
- 1:30:15Something I'm saying, just right here, kick kicking. Are you wearing?
- 1:30:18Little we hu? Little kids? What are you wearing? Huh? Nothing
- 1:30:23like that was a little fu What are you wearing? That crazy? What
- 1:30:26the car was this bit just wearing? When I'm sucking this a little kid,
- 1:30:29I'll just be talking about her, telling her something, probably telling her
- 1:30:32something fucking crazy story. And I know you were a motherfucking crazy me too,
- 1:30:36but I wasn't telling her some fucking shit like that, like what are
- 1:30:40you wearing? She's like, I don't know whatever, I don't know.
- 1:30:44But her mom called the house. She's like, hello, I need to
- 1:30:47talk to your mom. And I was like, who is this. She's
- 1:30:50like, I'm this girl's mom. I forgot her name, and she was
- 1:30:55on the phone with my mom telling her, Hey, our fucking bill was
- 1:30:59fucking five hundred dollars and you guys need to fucking help us pay this fucking
- 1:31:03shit because my daughter was talking to your son on the phone. My mom
- 1:31:09was like, bitch, you need to watch who the fuck your daughter's calling
- 1:31:12on your fucking phone calling long distance, Like who the fuck is she talking
- 1:31:15to long distance like that, you know? And then she's like you do
- 1:31:26you know, like get the fuck out of here with that shit. But
- 1:31:29yeah, dog, when I was a little I used to always have different
- 1:31:32girlfriends and ship. I remember going with me and my cousin Johnny. We
- 1:31:35would go out and now who he would always have high us and I would
- 1:31:40be right there with him. I was the little mad cousin and shit,
- 1:31:44and we were just not just me and him, but there were different ones.
- 1:31:46But all the time it was like I don't know, I just remember,
- 1:31:50give him gifts, huh ever give him gifts? Yeah, all the
- 1:31:55time. I used to give him gifts. I remember, I'm telling you
- 1:31:57when girl, I had a girlfriend and I fucking did a racer burn of
- 1:32:00a b h. I had a racer burn full of a big ass b
- 1:32:04right here on my hand for like the whole eighth grade year. What was
- 1:32:09her name? Seventh grade year? Tommy used to be the food would write
- 1:32:12the girl's name on his folder. Dude, he wrote his name on his
- 1:32:15hand with I did a racer burn full in my hand, a big ass
- 1:32:21b what's her name, Bertha? I'm Tommy and you know. Yeah.
- 1:32:30By the way, the phone lines are open everybody if you want to If
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- 1:32:43Patreon. We're almost a three hundred and before you know it, we'll be
- 1:32:45the five hundred and then we'll reach a milestone to add a thousand. We
- 1:32:47just gotta keep on spreading the word. We do have some dope gass coming
- 1:32:51up for you guys, So, like I said, look out for that.
- 1:32:55I'm gonna try to see how fucked up we can get with psycholes tomorrow.
- 1:32:58And you ever get a you ever call radio station win tickets? I
- 1:33:00could see you being there. Yeah, fuck yeah. I used to call,
- 1:33:03Like one time, I was like twelve food and and I called fucking
- 1:33:08Powerworano six and they thought I was a girl. What were you trying to
- 1:33:11win? Though? Tickets to where you don't Halloween Hunt? But they thought
- 1:33:16I was a girl. They're like, all right, the ws are there,
- 1:33:19and I was like, Tommy, they're Tommy, the oh the Holls
- 1:33:24are you. I was like, twelve, motherfucker, They're all right,
- 1:33:28you want these fucking tickets and fucking you guys are going to Halloween Hunt.
- 1:33:30And then they sent me tickets and they were already they were no good.
- 1:33:33What do you mean? Like the tickets that they sent me food were no
- 1:33:36good? You went. They sent me a poster and then like a Halloween
- 1:33:42hun poster and then things like, oh, you want tickets to a Halloween
- 1:33:45Hunt? And then the tickets that I got they were no good, like
- 1:33:47you couldn't use them. And I was like, man, tickets, now
- 1:33:53we'll make a clip flip what's up? Like what? I was like,
- 1:33:58Man, I saw brought back? Now cook the boy, we're gonna go
- 1:34:00there. I'm gonna fuck you know if my cousins are gonna block you.
- 1:34:04Yea, they went. They skimp taught me on some tickets when he was
- 1:34:08twelve. That's some fucking yeah, fool. I was a little kid.
- 1:34:10Dog you shouldn't do a little kid like you never weeds no, And then
- 1:34:15I would kept calling all the time trying to touch shit, but I never
- 1:34:19was able to. But I want tickets once fool. But yeah, I
- 1:34:24would always call it in fucking request songs and I would be like, I'm
- 1:34:28gonna try to request a song to fucking I was a MAC. I would
- 1:34:31listen to the radio stations in rich Crest because my brother connected it to like
- 1:34:36the cable box or some shit. So we would get the stations like Power
- 1:34:41one or six and different ones from out here and out there in rich Crest.
- 1:34:45So I would hear like Art Labo and all that where he would you
- 1:34:47would? You would, fucking you would? You could request songs and uh.
- 1:34:57I remember requesting a song and fuck it, it wasn't one the boat,
- 1:35:00but it was like a you could request the song and I requested the
- 1:35:02song and they pressed. Uh. I recorded that shit on tape. Would
- 1:35:09you ask for some song? I don't remember a song, but it was
- 1:35:12some song for some girl and I requested it and I played it for it
- 1:35:15was I was a fucking like in eighth grade or some ship. You know
- 1:35:18what. I was a MAC with for real form. I had different tones.
- 1:35:21We're different ring tones for different chicks. Yeah, Chris Brown won back
- 1:35:27in the day all the phone sounded weak, is funny? All the phone
- 1:35:30sounded weak? Yeah, but it was. But back then they was so
- 1:35:33dope. Remember you used to pay for a ring back money will you'll be
- 1:35:39calling them people call you instead of a bee beep from some normal phone call
- 1:35:43would be a song. That was pretty time. My mom wouldn't let me
- 1:35:45pay for I remember that. Yeah, they had that, And then I
- 1:35:46remember everybody would have a traditional one, which you know they got for free
- 1:35:48because it would be the symphony. But I mean, like this motherfucker still
- 1:35:55has that ring tone, yeah right, like like Doug, what the fuck
- 1:35:58are we now? I could call my on me right now and he has
- 1:36:00that ring to you know back in the day, you know once you know,
- 1:36:02one time food, I felt Tommy's paying about being skipped out fo.
- 1:36:06So I used to have Verizon used to have this whole fucking point system right
- 1:36:12before, like, because I've had the same account since I was little bro
- 1:36:15like since I was like fucking like eleven or twelve when I got my phone.
- 1:36:19I don't know what ye what age it was, but my parents had
- 1:36:21that account and they always had a point system. Every year, every time
- 1:36:26you pay your bill, you had two points. And when they when they
- 1:36:29were ready to transfer from Verizon to another company, I was like, no,
- 1:36:31let me keep it. I'll pay the bill. So Food, I
- 1:36:34logged into the account and they had like ten years of perfect paid fucking shit
- 1:36:38right Foo. I was getting fucking car rent tools for free. I was
- 1:36:44getting like hotel disc ass, I was getting gift cards. They had like
- 1:36:47an enormous amount of points, right And I realized that after like two years
- 1:36:53of paying the fucking you know, continue to pay the bill. And then
- 1:36:55I started using these amenities Food. And then one day they changed the layout
- 1:37:00out and they wipe all the points system out. Dog, And I remember
- 1:37:03calling Dog and making a big ass issue in US and just like, well
- 1:37:06there's no reward system no more. So remember many points you got. I
- 1:37:10don't know what to tell you should have spend them, but I was.
- 1:37:13I was spending them, and I felt I felt so fucking just himp Dog,
- 1:37:16because I remember I was getting like you were saving up. I don't
- 1:37:19know I had enough points and I was I was getting hotel rooms, I
- 1:37:23was getting car rentals, going to Vegas like for free. Yeah, Food,
- 1:37:26because I had like over ten thousand, like rewards points. Just the
- 1:37:30parents didn't even know. They didn't even go never been to Vegas. They're
- 1:37:32like, no, we could have been going to Vegas, but this food
- 1:37:34been going to Vegas. You know, someone just went to kind of Joe
- 1:37:38for something, not like something like that. But you know rewards. You
- 1:37:41know in FIFA used to you get rewards for playing. Well, this kid
- 1:37:45found a way to use a bot to make the bot beat the beating like
- 1:37:48one minute till you get them like rewards. And he's just started like backing
- 1:37:53up these free rewards and then he sell them to people. And you know,
- 1:37:56the government, I don't never let you do nothing for free. And
- 1:37:59technically it is like rewards because there's no value. But it's like if you
- 1:38:01sold those and then they found out that you were selling them, Like if
- 1:38:03I got all the free car rental bounchers and sold them to people all of
- 1:38:08a sudden, that's that's that's fraud, fire fraud or some bush. Yeah,
- 1:38:12they fucking it's just crazy. How no matter why, if you don't
- 1:38:15pay the irs, they're gonna catch you. Yeah, you gotta you gotta
- 1:38:17pay your slave owners right forever. You gotta pay the mask ever anything you
- 1:38:23ever, fucking like everybody you work for technically, like all the artists,
- 1:38:27they pay a lot to the IRUs they pay I trip out on it takes
- 1:38:32to fucking make a concert happen. It's crazy because you gotta think, like
- 1:38:39for for a certain concert, whatever say they do at the fucking so far
- 1:38:45so far, they they fucking have to have workers come in and cover the
- 1:38:51whole field with fucking this plastic shields, right yeah, and if they don't
- 1:38:58own it, they rent it, and it's then they got to run all
- 1:39:00this fucking electricity for everything that has to run up on stage and everything and
- 1:39:08the things to build the stage, to run the electricity, runs food just
- 1:39:14for a little event. It's like seventy five thousand dollars a little event.
- 1:39:17Now imagine so far it has to be fucking two three four million dollars or
- 1:39:24more fucking to run this fucking the electric all the wires and the cables and
- 1:39:30everything for an event. It's fucking crazy. That's just the fucking cables.
- 1:39:35Now, you got the guys that come in and build these fucking stages.
- 1:39:41You have to pay all those guys. Plus you have to pay the most
- 1:39:45all this fucking it depends the fucking project managers, the fucking stage managers,
- 1:39:50the guys that are in charge of where everything's going, what's happening at the
- 1:39:55events, who's building what where, where it's getting built, all that shit.
- 1:40:00Those motherfuckers are making crazy fucking amounts of money and they do events every
- 1:40:06all the fucking every day pretty much. You just be stealing at work.
- 1:40:11No, there's nothing like, no, you can't. There's nothing like they
- 1:40:15give you. They give a lot of shit food like that. I was
- 1:40:19tripping out, like there's these the Taylor Swift concerts. Okay, they give
- 1:40:25out these fucking shirts out like to the workers or whatever. They're like,
- 1:40:28oh here, it's like Taylor Swift fucking tour. This it's a it's like
- 1:40:32purple shirts. But they only made like say, one thousand of them for
- 1:40:38the workers that are right there at the fucking event. Well, these foods
- 1:40:42sell these shirts for like fucking four hundred bucks and you got one. Well,
- 1:40:45no, I don't have one of the Taylor Swift, but we have
- 1:40:49shirts from events. Like like I was saying, my homie has that guy,
- 1:40:54uh Draco, the ruler, you know he died, Well he has
- 1:40:59the shirt that he was gonna wear. It's like in rapping and it says
- 1:41:02his name, and that was what he was going to wear on stage.
- 1:41:06And when all that happened, it went all crazy. When they went and
- 1:41:10cleaned up, like Homie was there too. He was like the food right
- 1:41:14there. He just got the shirt and kept it and put it in the
- 1:41:16bag and he kept that ship and he was like, that's that food shirt
- 1:41:19he was gonna wear on stage. The Homie has it, and it's like,
- 1:41:25it's crazy to believe how much fucking hype there is. I'm Trader Swift,
- 1:41:29like where does she come fro? She's I'm just saying, like where
- 1:41:32did she come from? Like was she just like she was a country singer?
- 1:41:35She's always been a singer, says yeah, she's she's just sings things
- 1:41:40about heartbreaks. She's going through heartbreak all the time. Nobody she's just some
- 1:41:44fucking young chicks. But she's like, like my my girl said, She's
- 1:41:49like she's like an innocent, like an innocent. He's not innocent. She's
- 1:41:56talking about the shit she talks about. Go throw a lot of breakups,
- 1:41:59like little being if you go through a lot of breakup, you know what
- 1:42:03if The problem is that she's not sucking dick. That's why you think.
- 1:42:09That's why she's going through a lot of breakups. She knows the recipe.
- 1:42:12She doesn't know the recipe, No, she does. She knows. She's
- 1:42:14like Xavier. She sells out everything and everything that heartbreak is that work?
- 1:42:20Heartbreak? Is that worth? Heartbreak to her? All? She cries about
- 1:42:25home. But look at that she was singing about. Look at what it's
- 1:42:30resulted too so far. He look at a dell before she lost weight.
- 1:42:32So she just get She gave each of her the workers that were they were
- 1:42:39in her tour, like all her the foods that fucking make sure that they
- 1:42:44set up all the fucking they're they're the project kind of managers for her tour.
- 1:42:47All the workers that set up her ship, the drivers. She gave
- 1:42:51each of those foods one hundred thousand dollars check on top of their whatever their
- 1:42:57pastures. Yes she did that, read that. I did read that.
- 1:43:00I didn't believe it gave them one hundred Taylor Swift plus what they work they
- 1:43:06still get paid bank and should we should all go work there? Broke them
- 1:43:10off like just because she's like it takes a lot of fun. Let me
- 1:43:13cut off my penis. Puts on a better show than Taylor Swift. Those
- 1:43:16motherfuckers sold everything that they're doing out like way more down than Taylor Swift.
- 1:43:24Much. It might not be popular opinion, but the dog fucking Mia Roberta.
- 1:43:30They're still hot and I'm pretty sure they're way better than Taylor Swift sold
- 1:43:34out in Mexico. F therewe was just telling me they sold Miami. Remember
- 1:43:45the song Xavier Taylor Swift's unbelievable erastour is. She has a budget of a
- 1:43:55hundred million dollars. I said better, I said better shot than said.
- 1:43:58I know she's killing it well, she has people standing outside listening to their
- 1:44:00fucking concert. I'm not hating on I'm not like hating. I'm just saying
- 1:44:03they're able to put on a better show as a Mexican hater puts it down.
- 1:44:08Bro, I remember Run, I Reme remember Running? Yeah, all
- 1:44:12the bits rot. You're talking about a TV show compared to a concert.
- 1:44:15No, they having a concert, Exaby, this is a losery angrement is
- 1:44:20having a whole concert like tomorrow. It's on the billboards and never watch that
- 1:44:28shit, my girl, watch that shit. Are they good thing. Watch
- 1:44:35right now there take its word. Are these motherfucker's playing? You can't get
- 1:44:39them everywhere? See this phone knows Timmy builds fucking concert. No, I'm
- 1:44:44telling you just because my girl fucking she wanted to go to to go watch
- 1:44:49them, and she's like, dude, they're sold out everywhere we can you
- 1:44:54know, you can't see them anywhere their motherfucking takes their sold out. Yeah.
- 1:45:00Yeah, but there's a lot of foods to buy a gag of tickets
- 1:45:02too. Then they sell them though, Yeah, because you have a lot
- 1:45:05the whole bot system too, Like the whole bot system is that they're just
- 1:45:09buying and reselling and shit. Like if I knew how to get down with
- 1:45:13a bot, that maybe I wouldn't feel was bad. But I don't even
- 1:45:15know that technology. I feel kind of hello old, Yeah, why you
- 1:45:19could you could end up getting some ship for cheap. Well, you just
- 1:45:24programming. You just programmed different bots to do different things. So like if
- 1:45:27there's a new shoe drop, you could just program a bunch of bots online
- 1:45:30to be like, oh, here, you all have my information. We're
- 1:45:33all gonna go at the same time and go this website to week our objective
- 1:45:38is to go for this item. Oh yeah, they're playing four days in
- 1:45:45a row at the Bunkle. Yeah, Examber, you're tripping, You're not
- 1:45:50You're not winning this argument. I'm just saying they're not fucking But Taylor Swift
- 1:45:59is crazy shit. Yeah, I trust crazy, but them too. Yeah,
- 1:46:09Exavier, that's not how That's not how it's gonna go down. If
- 1:46:11I feel like we did get a little bit too faded this morning, yeah,
- 1:46:14before we're talking about how high we gotta be. If we're talking about
- 1:46:17Taylor Swift, that is pretty high. That's pretty high. Serpents Son actually
- 1:46:25thought he was the gay dude in Rebetted. There was a gay dude in
- 1:46:29the I'm pretty yeah. I used to color its hair a lot, right,
- 1:46:33Yeah. And there was also like a soccer player, like a whole
- 1:46:36like it was like it was like a mean girls type of ship. It
- 1:46:39was like high school. It was like the grass seat. You ever see
- 1:46:41the grass seat? No? No, never saw the grass either. Yeah.
- 1:46:47And then right after that, I think it would be like castles or
- 1:46:53some o. That shit was exaggerated, bro, everybody, every fucking b
- 1:47:10did you ever watch that one man? That man acts it's like a baultful
- 1:47:16and he would make different funny ass skits about shit, and he had he
- 1:47:19was one where he was a priest and it was like some lady would come
- 1:47:23and cry and she would talk about nasty shit, but she was really talking
- 1:47:27about some like a full painting or some shit, but she would make it
- 1:47:30seem kind of nasty and he was like, hey, but he would want
- 1:47:35to keep listening to what she was saying. It's called I haven't heard about
- 1:47:41that. I used to like vimin Needles, man, that I missed that
- 1:47:44show. Vimin Needles was the ship that was like that was like in living
- 1:47:49color, but like in Southern America. Remember that fucking ahead of his time,
- 1:47:55that one on the beach. Vimin Needles is where they would do like
- 1:47:58pranks and shit. No, they do skits like and like little jokes that
- 1:48:01those like the like to be that guy who exposed themselves to people. Yeah,
- 1:48:09yeah, that's the one he makes exactly that as Yeah, I know
- 1:48:13who you're talking about. That ship was back in the day ship. Yeah.
- 1:48:15Then he was like you have benitos, Benitos or fucking uh that one
- 1:48:20food member with the he was on a puppet too. Back in the day
- 1:48:25that food that would be like, yeah, but that's all fucking old school
- 1:48:30TV man. Pretty many PACTO stole around, right, Yeah, is doing
- 1:48:38co hosts? Were there? They do a good job. Was on there
- 1:48:43for a while, bro, there was those two those two chicks that were
- 1:48:46on there forever. Yeah, they're still there. I bet you they are
- 1:48:54a loan tour or some ship. Yeah. Do you ever watched the Walter
- 1:48:57mccalo documentary and you think these people that work in the news they're just immune.
- 1:49:01How they have a whole documentary on them. You think that you think
- 1:49:03that they're immune to bad news, Like you know how like sometimes like they
- 1:49:09have to report it be like oh nursery and like the girls pregnant, I
- 1:49:15think she's just gonna start crying, you know what I mean? Like or
- 1:49:17like you do they resonate? You think the people in the news resonate with
- 1:49:19the news and the girls like, oh they were on the news, They're
- 1:49:27like right there. I was doing those reports and their dad had just passed
- 1:49:30away or whatever, and they were just right there. They had to be
- 1:49:32at work doing the news and ship right there and then trying to hold it
- 1:49:38in. But they would be telling the news. And they still fucking are
- 1:49:42professional food. They're trained for that shit. I trip out how they all
- 1:49:46have like a certain way of talking, like remember the local, the local
- 1:49:53was tie Yeah yeah, but well you know what, I guess there's people
- 1:49:58don't have any scary stories at all, but it's just at a boud that
- 1:50:00time. So then we got some fucking lights flickering over here. We didn't
- 1:50:03get no phone calls at all, old man. Yeah, okay, we
- 1:50:10ran out of minister, Okay, all right, well you know we'll probably
- 1:50:15take the phone calls again on Thursday. I want to thank Tommy for coming
- 1:50:17by. Tommy, what's up? Thank you guys for having me. But
- 1:50:21you've got anything going on it? Do you want to shut out? Yea?
- 1:50:24Come buy your show, Papa. Yeah. October eleventh, we're gonna
- 1:50:28be the Rosal Popeye at Coyote Studios in downtown LA with Me, George Perez,
- 1:50:35Brian Moses, kisraall Concrete. I don't know exactly the names of everybody's
- 1:50:44kis will be available soon. Tickets will be available soon. Also check me
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- 1:50:57having me again. Burn one Ray shout outs. Shout out to Tommy for
- 1:51:02coming through. It's always having always, it's always a blast having you here.
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