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Show #243 Aaron's Monkey Musical · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
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Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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Speaker 2: Hello, and you're not welcome to b f y t
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Speaker 2: W because people who pretend to me my friends have
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Speaker 2: just spent fifteen to twenty minutes torturing me talk of musicals,
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Speaker 2: and I'm not happy about it.
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Speaker 3: It's our fault not happy of tasting music.
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Speaker 2: It's not my fault. You have shit tast in musicals.
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Speaker 2: Fuck liking them at all.
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Speaker 3: Our ship, our shit taking musicals that we like them
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Speaker 3: at all.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's the ship take. That's the absolute garbage ship.
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Speaker 3: Send your hate mail to.
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Speaker 1: Please do.
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Speaker 2: We're moving past this. Uh, you're gonna want to be
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Speaker 2: a Patreon member to get the full picture of what
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Speaker 2: happened before this episode argument, but to the actual episode
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Speaker 2: high it's b f y t W the panel show
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Speaker 2: inspired podcast where we play silly games for faky points
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Speaker 2: for prizes that don't exist. So yeah, it's it's all.
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Speaker 2: It's all kind of a moot point. I genuinely don't
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Speaker 2: know why anyone listens, but we're glad you do. So
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Speaker 2: we're gonna keep doing silly things and making each other
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Speaker 2: laugh and driving each other crazy, which they've apparently targeted
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Speaker 2: on meat today. I don't know why, but here we are.
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Speaker 2: So I've got the games and we'll see if these
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Speaker 2: two idiots can manage to score any points at all,
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Speaker 2: depending on whether or not I choose to give them out.
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Speaker 2: So we're gonna start with He's a gamer and a storyteller.
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Speaker 2: He used to be my youngest friend. Now I'm just
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Speaker 2: angry at him. It's Ogie's and I always ask an
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Speaker 2: introductory question. In this week's introductory question is what the
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Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with you? Oh?
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Speaker 3: Let's say here, whe do I start hanging there?
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Speaker 4: Folks, I'm gonna fill in the rest of the forty
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Speaker 4: five minutes of this podcast, and that's all that's gonna be.
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Speaker 3: What the fuck is wrong with me?
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Speaker 5: Man?
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Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Speaker 2: Like?
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Speaker 3: Like you can't appreciate the arts? I mean, I get
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Speaker 3: not liking certain arts like.
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Speaker 2: I appreciate art. Musicals are not art. I'm sorry. The
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Speaker 2: absolute nonsense.
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Speaker 6: Somehow, I think that is more divisive than any think
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Speaker 6: political we've ever said.
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Speaker 1: On this podcast.
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Speaker 2: Ship won't see right in right in, We'll see I mean,
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Speaker 2: these are my real feelings. I hate musicals, always hated musicals.
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Speaker 2: They drive me off.
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Speaker 4: They drive me up the hat.
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Speaker 2: I can't stand them. I can't stand them. I I
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Speaker 2: I auditioned for them when I went to nyr University
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Speaker 2: for theater pretty much just to have something to do,
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Speaker 2: because if you didn't do musicals like you were kind
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Speaker 2: of putting in this lower tier of like and you
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Speaker 2: would probably get passed on for projects if you didn't
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Speaker 2: really yeah, literally, if if you were if you were
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Speaker 2: snobby about which projects you auditioned form which ones you didn't,
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Speaker 2: you were expected pretty much to audition for everything, and
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Speaker 2: which I understand that's that's a good thing to do
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Speaker 2: in the real world if you want to get a
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Speaker 2: paying job, is audition for everything you can, you know.
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Speaker 2: But but in school, if you were like, nah, I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna pass, the faculty would notice that, you know, they
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Speaker 2: would pay attention to that stuff, and that could that
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Speaker 2: could impact your chances of getting in a different project,
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Speaker 2: you know, so kidding. Yeah, The guy who ran the
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Speaker 2: third department at the time was shall we say, a petty, petty, petty,
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Speaker 2: petty individual. I'm not going to get into it, but
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Speaker 2: he was. He was not despite being a man of
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Speaker 2: the cloth, he was not a great dude. Oh huh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that's probably where the stain for musical started.
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Speaker 2: Stain No, I hated musicals from the jump, No ship,
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Speaker 2: there is one musical, and one musical alone that I like.
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Speaker 2: And I think I've said it before. It's a funny
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Speaker 2: thing happened on the way to the forum because it
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Speaker 2: is ridiculous nonsense from the off, from the jump. It
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Speaker 2: is pure nonsense that whole musical is. So it works.
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Speaker 2: It is the one musical where the music part actually
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Speaker 2: works and makes sense because nothing in the display makes sense.
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Speaker 2: It is. It is hilarious, ridiculous nonsense, and I love it.
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Speaker 2: But every every other musical I've ever seen, even the producers,
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Speaker 2: which I did actually enjoy, right, I was like, every
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Speaker 2: time a song started, I cringed a little bit. I
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Speaker 2: couldn't help it.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, I can understand. Yeah, I mean I
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Speaker 1: can't reflect that because I'd like musicals.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. We'll get to you, motherfucker. So anyway,
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Speaker 2: that's that's how he's interesting. Yea. Next, he's a veteran
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Speaker 2: and a podcaster, and as it turns out, by some
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Speaker 2: quirk that makes him a veteran podcaster and you know
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Speaker 2: someone who likes musical So take of that what you will.
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Speaker 2: It's Stevie.
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Speaker 3: I was wondering whether you're gonna take that one.
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Speaker 2: So what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Speaker 1: Dude? Again? You know, there's so much time in the day.
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Speaker 1: We can't even start, don't even.
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Speaker 3: Start double feature podcast.
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Speaker 2: I am gonna say, there's more right with you than wrong.
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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. It makes me doesn't
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Speaker 1: make me feel.
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Speaker 2: Better, Yeah, I get it. You know, nobody's perfect. Everybody
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Speaker 2: has imperfections and things that they've done that they're not
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Speaker 2: proud of. You know, Lord knows I've got more than
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Speaker 2: a few of those. But you know, you genuinely are
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Speaker 2: a good dude top to bottom.
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Speaker 1: So you know what, appreciate what this.
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Speaker 2: I guess my parents you're a good dude too. You know,
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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to imply that, like you're a bad
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Speaker 2: person because a music, which I think dries me up.
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Speaker 1: That's all to watch musicals, right, made me? Well, had
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Speaker 1: you watch music? I mean like I'm trying to think
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Speaker 1: that like singing in the rain, and keep in.
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Speaker 6: Mind something we had music in the house all the time,
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Speaker 6: so well, singing and musicals are two different things like
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Speaker 6: I enjoy singing.
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Speaker 2: I love I actually love singing. Yeah you do. Like
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Speaker 2: I enjoy doing rock band singing, I'll do that all
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Speaker 2: day long. But if someone said, hey, do you want
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Speaker 2: to destroy this musical, I'll be like, nope, fast enjoy it.
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Speaker 3: It's all music.
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Speaker 2: But if some if someone said, you know, if you
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Speaker 2: want to do a funny thing happened in the way
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Speaker 2: in the forum, I'd be like, who's directing it? And
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Speaker 2: you know, if I like, if I like the answer,
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Speaker 2: then I'll be like, yeah, sure let's do it. That'd
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Speaker 2: be fun. But otherwise, no anything else pretty much no
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Speaker 2: avenue Q maybe because I understand that is a cue
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Speaker 2: is also hilarious, ridiculous laugh out there.
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Speaker 1: But like I've been, I've been to Chaise and I've
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Speaker 1: seen a lot of musicals through there. I've seen le Miss,
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Speaker 1: I've seen West Side Story, I've seen what was the
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Speaker 1: one I say, Hamilton? But on things here, yeah, I've
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Speaker 1: always like I grew up in that though, like my
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Speaker 1: my parents, especially my mom was huge into like old movies,
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Speaker 1: like actors who could do everything, not just quote unquote
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Speaker 1: act like they could sing, they could dance, they actually
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Speaker 1: perform like a side of just like a green screen
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Speaker 1: or some shit. They actually you know, made you feel
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Speaker 1: that you were there with all those extra bullshit it
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Speaker 1: they get away with now and I love that stuff.
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Speaker 1: That's the one thing I liked about it. It's like
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Speaker 1: it was so real, like you don't need anything else,
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Speaker 1: You don't need those flashy shit and the movies and
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Speaker 1: TV throws at you now like on stage is everything
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Speaker 1: you need. And the song just helps bring that out
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Speaker 1: to me because it's like this pressure is actually a
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Speaker 1: real performer. It's not like they're just an actor or
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Speaker 1: justice singer. They can do everything. And that's just coming
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Speaker 1: from where I digs my mom grew up, showing me
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Speaker 1: like Kerry Grant and shit man like motherfucker like goddamn,
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Speaker 1: Like the ship they did back then was this impressive
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Speaker 1: to me and it still sticks with me, and that
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Speaker 1: these people are like the renaissance man. You know, they
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Speaker 1: are people because they could do it all. That's fucking great.
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Speaker 1: Audrey Heppern like Jesus Christ like fuck man. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: like that's probably my excuse quote unquote.
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Speaker 2: Sorry I was tuning you out. Sorry anyway, it's gonna
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Speaker 2: be that kind of schof I'm sure you had fun
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Speaker 2: musical things to say, but not for me. Uh. Anyway,
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Speaker 2: after the show is gonna be so much.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be the I'm trying to hear.
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Speaker 2: Back actively hot.
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Speaker 1: You know, a lot of shade getting thrown.
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Speaker 2: I'm bringing a different energyesus.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, negative energy. Goddamn.
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Speaker 2: Finally, all right, let's get into our game show.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So, I've got, of course, three games, each with certain
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Speaker 2: amount of points for starting in game one. As you do,
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Speaker 2: game one is gonna be have. I got bad news
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Speaker 2: for you. I've got three news stories, and all our
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Speaker 2: players have to do is figure out which one of
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Speaker 2: these stories I've pre selected to be the worst news
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Speaker 2: of the week. Whichever player successfully identifies the worst news
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Speaker 2: story will win the game and earn one episode point.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna start with story number one. Car wrecking bear
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Speaker 2: in California turns out to be insurance scammer in a
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Speaker 2: bear suit.
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Speaker 1: Yes, wait so this.
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Speaker 2: Versus simultaneously very very silly but also kind of genius us.
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Speaker 1: I heard the story go ahead.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, So an insurance company started to suspect fraud after
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Speaker 2: four people in the Lake Arrowhead area reported a bear
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Speaker 2: entering their very expensive car and causing interior damage to
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Speaker 2: the vehicle. The video footage which they provided their insurance
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Speaker 2: company actually is online. You can go and watch this
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Speaker 2: right now if you want, and it shows the alleged
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Speaker 2: bear like breaking into the vehicle, getting inside and causing damage.
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Speaker 2: Upon further scrutiny of the video and asking for the
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Speaker 2: assistance of an actual like bear expert, the the bear
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Speaker 2: experts said that is not a bear. Bears do not
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Speaker 2: move like that. That is a person in a bear costume.
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Speaker 2: And so they obtained a search warrant for the four
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Speaker 2: people who were who had you know, reported their vehicles
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Speaker 2: broken into and claimed the insurance money. And in one
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Speaker 2: of their homes they found an actual bear costume with
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Speaker 2: metal claws. Oh my god, like they'd gone. They'd gone
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Speaker 2: to the extent of actually getting like full on Holy Mitzman,
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Speaker 2: full on blades shit attached to their hands so they
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Speaker 2: could swipe, swipe and destroy the ah the interior of
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Speaker 2: the car. The insurance companies were defrauded of a grand
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Speaker 2: total of one hundred and forty dollars from the alleged fraud,
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Speaker 2: but four of the gentlemen have been arrested and arrest
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Speaker 2: warrant has been issued for a fifth suspect, who is
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Speaker 2: currently outstanding. But I mean, yeah, there you go.
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Speaker 1: So as fucked up as this is, this story started
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks prior to that, when the initial
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Speaker 1: reports were there, there's a bear loose. I saw the
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Speaker 1: original report saying a bear's loose is fucking up people's cars,
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Speaker 1: and then this came out this week and I'm just like,
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Speaker 1: what the fuck?
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Speaker 4: Okay, So here was my first initial thought process.
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Speaker 2: Did you actually watch the video?
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Speaker 3: I just fucking did, and that is hilarious.
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Speaker 4: So my first thought process was when you're like, oh, okay,
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Speaker 4: it was revealed to be a person in a bear costume.
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Speaker 4: I didn't think the other people were in on the
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Speaker 4: scam initially, so I'm like, wait, it.
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Speaker 3: Took four people to realize there was some dude in a.
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Speaker 2: Start like how many times did it take this?
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Speaker 6: And we're like, oh my god, a bear's attacked.
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Speaker 5: By Is that it is that a guy in a
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Speaker 5: After watching the video, yeah, is a fucking dude in
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Speaker 5: the bear costume.
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Speaker 3: First of all, the arms are as thin as mine.
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Speaker 3: That's not a bear, it would hold itself. That's like
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Speaker 3: a coyote at best. Second of all, you know, the
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Speaker 3: fucking rats from.
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Speaker 4: A Prince's diary, prince of diary or whatever, the fuck
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Speaker 4: rats of usual size.
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Speaker 1: Oh oh, the rats of unusual size.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's basically at a distance what it looked like.
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Speaker 3: Because the distance from the camera, they.
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Speaker 4: Musto thought they were far away enough where like the
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Speaker 4: trained eye couldn't tell, but it was like, yeah, it was.
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Speaker 4: It looked like a fucking ragged, giant ass New York
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Speaker 4: rat just clawing through this dude's vehicle. And then the
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Speaker 4: pictures of the claw marks which are like perfectly just
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Speaker 4: like maybe like what four inch long scratches, perfectly four
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Speaker 4: scratches like a bear would have. Yeah, and then I
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Speaker 4: even properly scratched because it doesn't properly show the smaller
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Speaker 4: appendan on their like paw or whatever like I normally
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Speaker 4: would see.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking that's awesome.
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Speaker 1: Freaking fools.
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Speaker 3: That is fucking ridiculous. Also, what the fuck why would
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Speaker 3: they do that?
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Speaker 2: Money?
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Speaker 5: I guess.
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Speaker 2: Money, it's just money, you know, But why would you
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Speaker 2: record it?
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's the one thing they fucked up.
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Speaker 1: They shouldn't even they shouldn't have never recorded it, like
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Speaker 1: the fact that they went.
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Speaker 3: It's easier, it's easier.
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Speaker 6: To replicate the scratches than it is to replicate the
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Speaker 6: actual movement in sight of a bear.
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Speaker 2: I guess they just figured it was more proof, you know,
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Speaker 2: like I'll disprove it a bear.
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Speaker 3: You know, it doesn't know, it doesn't absolutely not.
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Speaker 1: You got everything which is nothing.
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Speaker 2: It is very fun.
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Speaker 1: You gotta pay for your own damage to your own car.
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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna move on to story number two.
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Speaker 2: Man put on probation after neighbors catch him sniffing their shoes. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: so this is interesting. It is a twenty eight year
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Speaker 2: year old man. Uh he uh broke up with his
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Speaker 2: long term girlfriend, and apparently from that point onwards, he
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Speaker 2: would start entering the yards of other houses in his
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Speaker 2: area that had shoes out, apparently just just out in
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Speaker 2: the open, and he'd go over and give him a
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Speaker 2: little whiff. Yeah, just just sniff the shoes, just sniffed it.
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Speaker 2: It did not appear to be anything sexual. He didn't
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Speaker 2: he didn't like, he didn't appear to be turned on
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Speaker 2: in any way. But for whatever reason, he just had
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Speaker 2: to keep doing it. One of his neighbors eventually got
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Speaker 2: upset and called nine one one, but they didn't catch
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Speaker 2: him in the act. So he left the shoes out
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Speaker 2: and just waited. Yes, maybe not in Greek court, this happened.
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Speaker 2: So he he just left the shoes out and just waited.
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Speaker 2: And the next time the dude came over to sniff
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Speaker 2: his shoes, he called the cops. The cops caught him, uh,
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Speaker 2: and he went and stood in front of court and
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Speaker 2: he basically said, I don't know why I started doing this.
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Speaker 2: I I legitimately don't know what happened. My relationship fell apart, uh,
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Speaker 2: and I was working to help my parents. I'm an
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Speaker 2: only child and I would never hurt anybody, you know.
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Speaker 2: It just sad for some reason, I wanted to sniff
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Speaker 2: the shoes. We basically said, I feel very ashamed of disappointed,
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Speaker 2: but I can't explain it.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 2: So I believe if I'm not mistaken. The judge agreed
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Speaker 2: to not, you know, throw him in jail as long
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Speaker 2: as he sought therapy.
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Speaker 1: I didn't say to stop sniffing the shoes, though he
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Speaker 1: said don't therapy. I'm like, sweet, I still do it.
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Speaker 2: He is going to do community service, which is not
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Speaker 2: a surprise.
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Speaker 1: Walking Yeah, right, I mean really.
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Speaker 2: Any other thought.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I think I've heard that story too,
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Speaker 1: Like that's funny.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's why I've heard.
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Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's kind of like, oh, crap,
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Speaker 1: why are you sniffing my shoes? My feet? Gross?
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Speaker 3: Right, I don't know.
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Speaker 4: Maybe I had something that I guess some people have,
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Speaker 4: like traumatic compulsions happens.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad it wasn't anything malicious, right, Like it
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Speaker 1: could have been like you could have been leaving stuff
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Speaker 1: in people's shoes, like like when falling asleep, getting underneath
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Speaker 1: the covers and licking their feet because you know, you
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Speaker 1: taste of your tongue too.
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Speaker 2: I'm just not gonna think about what he could have done.
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Speaker 2: Is that just it's gonna make me sick.
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Speaker 6: You could have put them on, walked around, you walked
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Speaker 6: around in other people's shoes.
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Speaker 2: Could have modeled them.
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Speaker 1: That would have been amazing.
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Speaker 2: Left photo so much better.
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Speaker 6: Man breaks the neighbors homes, has models, shoes with shoes,
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Speaker 6: puts them back before they wake, just.
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Speaker 1: Like all little photo shots like ten shots. That would
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Speaker 1: be fucking okay, guys, I need to pollaroid.
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Speaker 2: And then he spontaneously breaks into song just to be ridiculous.
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Speaker 3: Yees make a musical out of it.
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Speaker 2: Anyways, Fine, walking down the top.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Story number three, it'll have soul. Forty forty three, you
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Speaker 2: fucking asshole. Forty three monkeys. Forty three monkeys.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm getting energized.
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Speaker 2: Don't sorry. Story number three. Forty three monkeys escape South
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Speaker 2: Carolina research facility. So I would have thought this story
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Speaker 2: would have been the one that you'd have already heard of.
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Speaker 1: I did hear this one too. I've heard all of them.
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Speaker 2: Actually forty months for more than forty monkeys escaped from
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Speaker 2: a research facility in South Carolina on Wednesday, prompting warnings
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Speaker 2: for nearby residents to secure their doors and windows. Thirty
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Speaker 2: five of the fugitive monkeys have been caught, but eight
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Speaker 2: others are still on the loose as of Thursday, according
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Speaker 2: to officials.
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Speaker 4: Oh fuck, last we heard it was one. It was
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Speaker 4: it was one, and then like twenty four or whatever.
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Speaker 1: Like one was captured and the rest of them were
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Speaker 1: still at large. And the one just read it on
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Speaker 1: the other ones and that's how they caught.
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Speaker 2: That was what they called.
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Speaker 1: And then you were like a couple of days and
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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden they call like seven more
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Speaker 1: or something shit, or twelve more. It's like that motherfucking
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Speaker 1: red I'm pretty sure they're tagged.
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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure now. No, they're dead.
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Speaker 6: I mean, the only tags on them now are the
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Speaker 6: toe tags.
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Speaker 1: As fucked up as that is, it's probably.
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Speaker 3: There's no way that those monkeys are aling of that facility.
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Speaker 2: No fucking way.
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Speaker 1: The only one that made it out was that first
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Speaker 1: one who snitched on the other one. The eight still
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Speaker 1: at large, he got his an, he's done.
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Speaker 3: He already got pardoned by the president of a new ID.
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Speaker 1: He's in fucking CanCon and ship.
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Speaker 2: One of them got picked up by j and bob've
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Speaker 2: been traveling together across several state lines. Fugitive monkeys, Oh man,
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Speaker 2: I'm afraid I don't have much more than that. They
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Speaker 2: broke loose from a research called Alpha Genesis in your
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Speaker 2: massy Beaufort County in southern southern Calfa, South Carolina.
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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound dirty.
20:19
Speaker 2: And I don't know why I seem to remember there
20:21
Speaker 2: being more to this article, but maybe because I'm reading
20:24
Speaker 2: it on my phone.
20:25
Speaker 1: It's all I'm getting.
20:27
Speaker 2: I'm getting nothing but ads. After that, here we go. Okay,
20:31
Speaker 2: if I put it in desktop mode, it gives me
20:33
Speaker 2: the rest. The company confirmed forty three reesis mccacus racist.
20:37
Speaker 1: Mccas reesis like late and peanut.
20:40
Speaker 2: Butter, no asshole. All right, that's all I'm gonna say
20:47
Speaker 2: about the story. We're just gonna move on to the
20:49
Speaker 2: end of the game.
20:50
Speaker 3: Hail Caesar.
20:52
Speaker 2: Which one of these is the worst news? Just pick one? Ogie?
20:56
Speaker 5: Uh, honestly, I think this is the The shoe sniffing
21:01
Speaker 5: is the worst one. The shoe Yeah, I mean, fucking
21:04
Speaker 5: fraud is one thing, but like they didn't get away
21:06
Speaker 5: with it, but the shoe stiffing is both weird and
21:10
Speaker 5: also is definitely a dude's mental health at risk.
21:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:16
Speaker 2: Maybe what do you think? You can't pick that one?
21:17
Speaker 1: You got to It's difficult because I think that's the
21:20
Speaker 1: one you would choose normally.
21:21
Speaker 2: I mean, Augie is right, So picked either one.
21:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm going to go with the monkey's
21:25
Speaker 1: right dead? Yeah, okay, because they're all dead, because they're dead.
21:29
Speaker 2: They've just they've been captured. There, they're still alive.
21:31
Speaker 3: They're being invested, they're being interrogated right now.
21:33
Speaker 2: I mean to be further being taken back to the
21:35
Speaker 2: research to see where God knows.
21:36
Speaker 6: What has happened, right, Yeah, back to test whatever test
21:39
Speaker 6: that was a week ago.
21:41
Speaker 2: I didn't look too deep into what Alpha Genesis does,
21:44
Speaker 2: but I'm a little concerned about those monkeys.
21:46
Speaker 1: A company named Alpha Genesis.
21:47
Speaker 3: You could take a couple of guesses they're.
21:50
Speaker 6: Doing some hybrid monkey humans, like calling your company umbrella.
21:56
Speaker 1: It's true.
21:57
Speaker 2: Well, as I said, Augie's right, Uh, Storry number two
22:01
Speaker 2: is the worst of The other two are hilarious, but
22:03
Speaker 2: this was not as funny, and it's it is a
22:05
Speaker 2: little bit sad because dudes obviously suffering. Yeah, it is
22:09
Speaker 2: kind of weird.
22:09
Speaker 6: They chose to so it's a little fun It is
22:12
Speaker 6: a weird It is a little reaction to getting broken up.
22:15
Speaker 2: But yeah, but it's it's not it's not as funny
22:17
Speaker 2: as the other two by any merging the car wrecking bear,
22:21
Speaker 2: I just enjoy that such.
22:22
Speaker 1: I'm just glad those fuckers didn't get away with it.
22:24
Speaker 1: Now they have to pay for all.
22:24
Speaker 3: Then it was their own stupidity too.
22:27
Speaker 4: If they just didn't have video footage, they were at
22:29
Speaker 4: least gotten away with it.
22:30
Speaker 2: The pictures of the bear costume and the video are
22:32
Speaker 2: both online for people to enjoy, so I mean just
22:35
Speaker 2: going and just.
22:36
Speaker 1: Make fun of these people.
22:36
Speaker 3: You can't really see it.
22:38
Speaker 6: There's probably shot on YouTube where they have it more
22:40
Speaker 6: zoomed in and more cleaned up, but you can see
22:41
Speaker 6: a lot better.
22:42
Speaker 3: But like if you've seen a bear in.
22:45
Speaker 6: Real life, you know it's not a fucking bear you're
22:48
Speaker 6: looking at.
22:50
Speaker 2: In any event, Ogy's won the game and gets one point.
22:54
Speaker 2: Very nice, very nice, well done, good start to the show.
22:57
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when we come back, we're gonna play game two.
23:00
Speaker 2: Game two is worth two episode points, and we'll see
23:02
Speaker 2: if a can win that one too. Right after this,
23:51
Speaker 2: hey man, welcome to the mailbox. We're gonna check and
23:54
Speaker 2: see what our friends and fans had to say to
23:56
Speaker 2: us this time. Any comments, email, voicemails, what's going on?
24:01
Speaker 1: We did have one comment, one voice, smails or anything
24:04
Speaker 1: this week? Oh man, maybe next week.
24:06
Speaker 2: All right, I'll hold out home.
24:08
Speaker 6: Heck yeah, maybe you'll get all that hate for the hands.
24:12
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna hear I'm gonna hear it for
24:16
Speaker 2: weeks probably.
24:17
Speaker 1: That's awesome at least for a couple hours, and I'm
24:20
Speaker 1: going to ignore all of it, right, yeah, so so
24:22
Speaker 1: sending the voicemails to be a y t W and
24:24
Speaker 1: I'll get those and then we can debate and musical.
24:28
Speaker 2: He'll weaponize them against me of course on the sound
24:31
Speaker 2: well all you will, and I will completely ignore them. Yeah,
24:34
Speaker 2: so let's check out this comment. So it's on show
24:37
Speaker 2: two forty one. Good news for Aaron's mouth. If the
24:40
Speaker 2: cost is correct, you just just slam all three games.
24:43
Speaker 1: And sometimes if I can't think of something clever enough clever,
24:47
Speaker 1: then I do. Yeah, that's fair, and I try to
24:48
Speaker 1: make it funny.
24:49
Speaker 3: And sometimes ends up working out pretty well.
24:54
Speaker 2: This episode should probably be titled you won't believe what
24:57
Speaker 2: Aaron says about musicals this time?
25:00
Speaker 6: Right, my nyl, Like Aaron just hates musicals and hates
25:04
Speaker 6: underlined with an arrow underneath pointing out another like.
25:12
Speaker 2: Aaron hates musicals. No, that's fair, that's fair, all right.
25:15
Speaker 2: So this comment is from William mannis hey, William, what's
25:18
Speaker 2: going on? And his comment on episode two forty one
25:21
Speaker 2: was okay, So I think they eat the eat a bean,
25:25
Speaker 2: Eat the bean. Shirt should be a little man or
25:27
Speaker 2: anamorphic bean paddling a canoe saying eat the bean with
25:31
Speaker 2: bow on the canoe.
25:34
Speaker 1: I mean that's an idea. There could be multiple. I'm
25:38
Speaker 1: okay with that.
25:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say there's always it's not.
25:41
Speaker 2: An awful idea. I just feel like there's there's a
25:47
Speaker 2: pretty And we also got sent an image of a
25:50
Speaker 2: again an anthropomorph bean eating a pile of beans. So
25:54
Speaker 2: he's a cannibal, and next to him are the words
25:58
Speaker 2: eat a bean. Pretty sure he's farting. Oh I thought
26:02
Speaker 2: he was shitting. I thought that was actual.
26:03
Speaker 3: Well, that's ships.
26:06
Speaker 2: So he's shitting and farting has been. And this was
26:11
Speaker 2: sent Oggie by your mind.
26:13
Speaker 6: I know.
26:16
Speaker 3: And you wonder why I'm so fucked up. You asked
26:19
Speaker 3: me earlier what the fuck is wrong with me?
26:21
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it, what is wrong with me?
26:24
Speaker 2: A lot of things make so much more sense now,
26:27
Speaker 2: and I just just want to tell you that I
26:29
Speaker 2: love you and I appreciate you. Okay, you're cool. You
26:33
Speaker 2: knew my dad, I did, I did, And wow, I'm
26:38
Speaker 2: impressed you're as well put together all right?
26:41
Speaker 1: Actually pretty surprising now, huh yeah, genuinely impressed.
26:45
Speaker 3: In saane asylum just wouldn't take me.
26:47
Speaker 2: Oggie is genuinely like the most chill, dude, and you
26:52
Speaker 2: wouldn't think.
26:54
Speaker 1: No, not even a little bit.
26:56
Speaker 2: How did how did this person sprout from these two people?
27:01
Speaker 2: That is the question. It just must be a thing
27:06
Speaker 2: like they canceled each other out, you know what I mean, Like,
27:12
Speaker 2: holy shit, I cannot believe his mom drew that being shipping.
27:17
Speaker 1: In front of the podcast apparently.
27:23
Speaker 2: Thank you, wow, but thank you. We'll definitely consider using it.
27:33
Speaker 2: That might happen. All right, shall we get back to
27:37
Speaker 2: the games? Yes, all right, right back to it. I'll
27:40
Speaker 2: get hit it. Hey man, it's time for game number two.
27:53
Speaker 2: Game number two is going to be the cost is Correct,
27:55
Speaker 2: Everybody's favorite game. I've got three items here, all vaguely
27:59
Speaker 2: really in some way to the stories in our previous game,
28:03
Speaker 2: and you're gonna take your guesses to what the actual
28:07
Speaker 2: final auction bids were on these items. They were all
28:10
Speaker 2: sold through eBay recently, and they are all genuinely real
28:16
Speaker 2: and rare items. So I'm excited to see what you
28:19
Speaker 2: guys think about these. These are all gonna be related
28:21
Speaker 2: to monkeys.
28:22
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm related to a monkey.
28:25
Speaker 2: Stevie, you lost last game. Do you want to bid
28:27
Speaker 2: first or second?
28:28
Speaker 1: I'll bid first.
28:29
Speaker 2: Okay. In that case, our first itema for bids this
28:31
Speaker 2: time is this beautiful eighteen carrot gold belt buckle. This
28:36
Speaker 2: David Webb two piece yellow gold belt buckle, previously owned
28:40
Speaker 2: by a furniture designer and the owner of the Yellow
28:43
Speaker 2: Monkey Antique Shops in Crossriver, New York, is shaped like
28:47
Speaker 2: a monkey, and it was a gift. It was a
28:52
Speaker 2: gift from the designer, mister Webb to the owner of
28:55
Speaker 2: the antique shops, according to family lore. And this listing
28:58
Speaker 2: can be yours if the cost is correct. Stevie, start
29:01
Speaker 2: us off. We're doing traditional final bid style bidding, so
29:06
Speaker 2: go ahead and give me a bit whenever you are ready.
29:08
Speaker 1: Belt buckle. About the whole belt, just.
29:10
Speaker 2: A belt buckle. It's two pieces that snap together, okay,
29:13
Speaker 2: to make a monkey. They're both made out of gold,
29:15
Speaker 2: and they both have eighteen carrots stamped.
29:17
Speaker 6: Also just a lot okay, Okay, So eighteen carrod is
29:19
Speaker 6: a good starting point of what you need.
29:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's fine. I think it will start
29:22
Speaker 1: at two hundred dollars.
29:23
Speaker 2: Two hundred dollars is a good start. Augie three hundred,
29:26
Speaker 2: go back to Stevie four, Augie six, Stevie oping up high.
29:32
Speaker 1: Huh, let's go nine.
29:33
Speaker 2: Alright, Augie twelve hundred, Stevie.
29:38
Speaker 1: Damn, that's an expensive belt buckle.
29:40
Speaker 3: I mean it starts at eighteen carrot plus whatever else.
29:45
Speaker 1: Let's go with sixteen.
29:46
Speaker 2: Hundred, sixteen hundred Augie fuck, two thousand, two thousand, Stevie.
29:51
Speaker 3: That is yeah, it's expensive buckle.
29:54
Speaker 2: Twenty two fifty, twenty two fifty Augie twenty eight twenty
30:00
Speaker 2: eight hundred, Stevie.
30:02
Speaker 6: Wyeah, Okay, I thought I was.
30:05
Speaker 1: I guess thirty three hundred.
30:07
Speaker 2: Thirty three hundred, Augie fuck, thirty eight hundred final bit.
30:12
Speaker 1: Okay, those people were just like all that buckles.
30:15
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, I guess.
30:16
Speaker 1: So you said thirty.
30:18
Speaker 2: Thirty eight hundred, Stevie, do you want to stick at
30:22
Speaker 2: thirty three?
30:25
Speaker 1: No? I want to go higher?
30:26
Speaker 2: All right? Where are you going? Then? Think I'm gonna
30:28
Speaker 2: go thirty nine thirty nine hundred, Augie? Fuck?
30:34
Speaker 1: Did we go over?
30:36
Speaker 3: If we went over?
30:38
Speaker 2: Already over?
30:39
Speaker 6: So?
30:39
Speaker 2: Fuck it? Uh?
30:42
Speaker 3: Four thousand, forty four thousand, yeah.
30:44
Speaker 2: Four thousand even yeah, okay.
30:46
Speaker 1: Sorry, good strategy and strategy can remember how.
30:48
Speaker 2: Many zeros they were. The actual final auction price of
30:53
Speaker 2: this two piece eighteen carrot gold belt buckle is four
30:58
Speaker 2: thousand dollars even he got it exactly right.
31:01
Speaker 3: Oh, no way, I've never done that. Wow, four grand.
31:08
Speaker 2: Though, well done piece eighteen care belt buckle, well done.
31:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, would shape up a monkey all right?
31:16
Speaker 2: Well, Aggie has one listing. The first player to two
31:19
Speaker 2: listings will win the game and earn two points. So Stevie,
31:22
Speaker 2: you need these next two. You'll start the bidding on
31:25
Speaker 2: our next item, which is this rare and sealed PC
31:30
Speaker 2: game Monkey Island two Chuck's Revenge for IBM more compatible
31:35
Speaker 2: computers is brand new, still sealed and an excellent condition,
31:40
Speaker 2: and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct,
31:44
Speaker 2: and Stevie, you'll start us off floppy disc I believe
31:49
Speaker 2: so yeah, floppy. I think these are three and a half.
31:54
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know how much games go for now
31:58
Speaker 1: for those, so I'm just gonna say I start little
32:00
Speaker 1: start two hundred.
32:01
Speaker 2: Dollars, two hundred dollars, okay, aug.
32:04
Speaker 3: It's been a while since, Okay, something like that. We'll
32:08
Speaker 3: do two seven five.
32:10
Speaker 2: To seventy five Stevie four hundred, Augie Damn six hundred, Steevie.
32:19
Speaker 1: Six hundred and ninety.
32:22
Speaker 2: Thousand, oh thousand, Stevie fucking reels.
32:26
Speaker 3: I have a feeling it's gonna be another big one.
32:28
Speaker 2: I know fourteen hundred, fourteen hundred Augie, two thousand, two thousand, Stevie.
32:37
Speaker 1: I want to jump higher, but I don't. Uh, twenty
32:42
Speaker 1: six hundred.
32:43
Speaker 2: Twenty six hundred Augie, thirty five hundred, thirty five hundred.
32:47
Speaker 2: I will call for final bits.
32:51
Speaker 1: It's gonna be four thousand again. Really that would be crazy.
32:56
Speaker 2: Would I put two prizes?
32:57
Speaker 1: I know you would, would you say?
33:01
Speaker 2: He said, thirty five hundred, I'll go four thousand, four thousand, Augie,
33:07
Speaker 2: stay at thirty five, or go over four thousand.
33:10
Speaker 1: Stay at thirty five, all right.
33:13
Speaker 2: The actual final auction price of this completely unbroken, unsealed,
33:21
Speaker 2: sealed version of Monkey Island two La Chuck's Revenge for
33:25
Speaker 2: IBM Computers is three thousand, six hundred and fifty dollars.
33:30
Speaker 2: Augie is right to stay. He's won two listings, he
33:33
Speaker 2: has won the game and two episode points. He's been
33:37
Speaker 2: playing the cost his correct like a loostly.
33:39
Speaker 1: I'm learning he's got got real strategic too. In the
33:42
Speaker 1: last two episodes, I'm like, this fucker knows what he's doing.
33:44
Speaker 2: Now, we got one item up for bids left you
33:47
Speaker 2: guys want to play it?
33:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, let it do.
33:49
Speaker 2: It's a pattern you. Our final item up for bids
33:52
Speaker 2: is this rare trading card. This twenty twenty three one
33:57
Speaker 2: piece Monkey d Luffy was given as the top prize
34:02
Speaker 2: in an official event. It is stamped serial forty six
34:06
Speaker 2: out of seven hundred, professionally sleeved, encased and graded a
34:11
Speaker 2: ten jem mint by the BGS. And this listing goes
34:15
Speaker 2: to the one of you who bits closest to the
34:17
Speaker 2: actual auction price without going over. Stevie, start us off.
34:21
Speaker 1: That's messed. I never even heard of anything hitting that
34:24
Speaker 1: status before in like comedy, like holy crap.
34:26
Speaker 2: So, but I don't know how.
34:27
Speaker 1: Much these things go for anyway. One piece of the anime, right,
34:30
Speaker 1: is that.
34:31
Speaker 3: It's one of the show. Yeah, okay, like Bleach and
34:34
Speaker 3: Yosha and Naruto.
34:35
Speaker 2: Okay. And the character's name is Monkey Mony Mony.
34:39
Speaker 1: Is he a monkey too? Or no, he's a pirate?
34:41
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah, he's.
34:43
Speaker 2: A pirate named monkey, pirate name Monk.
34:45
Speaker 1: That's awesome. It's like a monkey.
34:46
Speaker 3: It's actually a good anime.
34:48
Speaker 2: I haven't watched a monkey name Pirate.
34:50
Speaker 6: It's just like all the others, a bajillion episodes that
34:53
Speaker 6: just goes on for fucking ever.
34:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go with I'm gonna start high, fuck it thirty.
34:58
Speaker 2: Thirty two hundred, fuck forty two hundred, Stevie.
35:07
Speaker 1: Shit, six thousand dollars, six thousand dollars.
35:10
Speaker 2: Ye do that?
35:12
Speaker 1: Ratings, Yeah, it's gotta be the ratings.
35:14
Speaker 2: Eight thousand, eight thousand, Stevie.
35:16
Speaker 1: We'll go ten thousand.
35:17
Speaker 2: Ten thousand, Augie, thirteen thousand, thirteen thousand, Stevie.
35:22
Speaker 1: And I was starting to get e get a little scary.
35:23
Speaker 1: We'll go twenty four thousand, nine hundred ninety nine.
35:26
Speaker 2: Twenty four thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine. We will
35:30
Speaker 2: go final bids over. Your last bid was thirteen thousand.
35:34
Speaker 2: Do you want to stick or do you want to
35:36
Speaker 2: go over? Twenty four thousand nine sick? You're gonna stick? Well,
35:44
Speaker 2: you're not gonna believe it. The actual auction price of
35:48
Speaker 2: this trading card, it's like foil embossed. It's forty six
35:54
Speaker 2: out of seven hundred and grated A ten perfect ten,
35:58
Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars. Augie wins. Really, congratulations, I have no
36:03
Speaker 2: reference with fifteen. What is a piece of card and
36:08
Speaker 2: quite literally.
36:09
Speaker 3: I mean think about like magic, the gathering and those
36:12
Speaker 3: card I mean.
36:14
Speaker 2: It is part of a trading card game. It is
36:16
Speaker 2: a playable game with this card. So but yeah, fifteen,
36:20
Speaker 2: very nice, fifteen grand hands down? He won all three.
36:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's happening, all right.
36:31
Speaker 2: So Augie is up three points to zero. Stevie's gotta
36:34
Speaker 2: win this next game. If he wants to tie, We're
36:36
Speaker 2: gonna find out if he can do it. We're gonna
36:38
Speaker 2: play game three for three episode points right after this.
36:50
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38:13
Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
38:17
Speaker 2: three is the return of the rules of the game.
38:21
Speaker 2: All right, now you both know how to play the game, right,
38:26
Speaker 2: of course not, that's the whole point. They have no
38:28
Speaker 2: idea what we're about to do. We're just gonna start playing,
38:30
Speaker 2: uh and which whichever of you? Now. Unlike a lot
38:35
Speaker 2: of our Rules of the Game episodes, this one you
38:37
Speaker 2: cannot guess the rules. It is just whoever.
38:39
Speaker 1: Wins, okay, okay, okay, So just.
38:42
Speaker 2: Win the game. It's all you gotta do. Who wins
38:45
Speaker 2: the game gets three episode points and in August case
38:49
Speaker 2: gets a clean sweep. In Stevie's case, he ties the
38:51
Speaker 2: episode up and we go to a draw. So we'll
38:55
Speaker 2: see whichever happens. We're gonna play the rules of the game. Stevie,
38:58
Speaker 2: do you want to you lost the last game? Do
38:59
Speaker 2: you want to go first or second?
39:01
Speaker 1: Second?
39:01
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's wise. Augie yea north, south easter west, north, Okay,
39:13
Speaker 2: Stevie north south easter west, South, Augie, north south east,
39:20
Speaker 2: west east Stevie north south east or west North Augie
39:35
Speaker 2: north south east west North Stevie north south east or
39:42
Speaker 2: west South Augie north south east or west west Okay
39:52
Speaker 2: Stevie north south eastern west, Augie north south east or
40:01
Speaker 2: west south. Fucker, you said south, Yeah, Okay, Sorry, I
40:10
Speaker 2: just gotta make sure I get things right here for
40:12
Speaker 2: those listening at home. I am working a lot on
40:14
Speaker 2: my phone on this one. Uh And you said south south, Okay, Stevie, north,
40:19
Speaker 2: south east, west, south Okay, Agie, north south east or
40:24
Speaker 2: west west Steevie north southeast or west west.
40:32
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're thinking the same thing I am,
40:33
Speaker 1: but that's freaking insane.
40:34
Speaker 2: If it is, sorry, remind me which way you went west?
40:39
Speaker 2: You went west, and you also went west? Okay, double west,
40:42
Speaker 2: double west, uh Augie north south east, west, North Stevie
40:50
Speaker 2: north south east or west, South Aggie north south east
40:57
Speaker 2: or west South Stevie north south east or.
41:02
Speaker 1: West West.
41:06
Speaker 2: Augie north south east or west. No, you went north Stevie.
41:14
Speaker 1: Which way did you go west?
41:18
Speaker 2: And Augie went north? Stevie north south easter west.
41:25
Speaker 1: That's okay, So that's not what I thought it was.
41:27
Speaker 1: I will go with.
41:30
Speaker 2: South Augie north, south east or west, South Stevie north
41:39
Speaker 2: south east or west East Augie north southeaster or west
41:51
Speaker 2: South Stevie north south east or west, uh west? Sorry,
42:06
Speaker 2: you took so long. Sorry, augu restrection. Did you go
42:09
Speaker 2: last south? Okay? And you went west? Correct? Okay?
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Speaker 6: Sorry, this is complicated, most complicated rules of the game,
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Speaker 6: I think.
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Speaker 2: Okay, So I think you guys have done ten or
42:24
Speaker 2: maybe a little more. In any event, I meant to
42:26
Speaker 2: give you a clue around now, so I might as
42:27
Speaker 2: well give.
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Speaker 3: You a clue.
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Speaker 2: I told you, yeah, ten each. See here's your clue.
42:35
Speaker 2: I told you it was wise to not go first
42:38
Speaker 2: because it was a disadvantage to go first. So having
42:43
Speaker 2: said that Augie north south east, west, South, Stevie north south,
42:51
Speaker 2: easter or west, East, Augie north, south east or west, South,
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Speaker 2: Stevie north south east, west, Uh East, Auge north southeast
43:10
Speaker 2: or west. Stevie north south east, west, North, Auge north
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Speaker 2: southeast or west. Stevie north southeast or west. North.
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Speaker 3: We're just coming back the way.
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Speaker 2: We came Auge north, south east, west east. Sorry and Stevee,
43:33
Speaker 2: you said which is which is okay? And you said
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Speaker 2: east Okay, Uh, Stevie north southeast or west, South, Auge
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Speaker 2: north south east, west east, Uh, Stevie north southeast or west, North,
43:56
Speaker 2: Auge north, south east or west.
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Speaker 1: This is crazy East.
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Speaker 2: Stevie north, south east or west, West, Okay, Augie north
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Speaker 2: south east or west. Uh North, Stevie north south east
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Speaker 2: or west or isn't an option? Right?
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Speaker 1: No, just making sure I know, I know. I said
44:28
Speaker 1: this like wait a minute, North, Uh.
44:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, said you're going south, Okay, Augie north, south, east
44:37
Speaker 2: or west. And if neither of you win by the
44:40
Speaker 2: end of this, I'll give you another clue. Yeah, Augie's
44:44
Speaker 2: going east, Stevie north, south east or west. And Stevie
44:50
Speaker 2: just won the game. Congratulations. Do you have any idea?
44:56
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea why you won?
44:58
Speaker 1: I had three different ideas going into it. The first
45:00
Speaker 1: one was I want to see what I can spell? Well,
45:02
Speaker 1: the first one was doing opposites, I think, and it's
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Speaker 1: trying to be alternate from Augie and trying to work
45:07
Speaker 1: off his. Then it was like, oh, what can I
45:08
Speaker 1: spell like I spelled so in ween and then and
45:17
Speaker 1: then I'm like, well, you're saying north, south, east, and
45:19
Speaker 1: western to order, maybe I'll just go buy whatever the
45:20
Speaker 1: next thing is in a row that Augie says. So
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Speaker 1: if he says north, I'll go self he's the south,
45:24
Speaker 1: I'll say east. So I wasn't sure, so I just
45:27
Speaker 1: kept playing around, okay, doing a little bit of each thing.
45:29
Speaker 2: Well you did eventually do it, Aggie, did you have
45:32
Speaker 2: any idea? I'm gonna guess no, no, because and I'm
45:35
Speaker 2: gonna show you what's on my cell phone right now.
45:38
Speaker 2: So it's your names plus number and it's Augie is
45:42
Speaker 2: nothing but zero's Augie. A never managed to do what
45:47
Speaker 2: seebe kept doing it and then backing off, and then
45:50
Speaker 2: doing it and backing off. There's ones and then zeros
45:53
Speaker 2: and then ones, and then zeros, and then finally went
45:56
Speaker 2: cebe went one, two three. The goal was to go
45:59
Speaker 2: the opposite direction of your opponent three times in a row.
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Speaker 2: Nice Oggie never went the opposite direction of Stevie. Not
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Speaker 2: once in the entire game did he go the opposite
46:10
Speaker 2: direction of Stevie. Stevie did occasionally go the opposite direction,
46:12
Speaker 2: and then finally he went opposite direction three times in
46:15
Speaker 2: a row. You never had any clue which was I
46:18
Speaker 2: was like seriously sitting like if he if, he says,
46:20
Speaker 2: fucking should have.
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Speaker 1: Went with opposite first, and I was like, no, it's
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Speaker 1: got I don't.
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Speaker 2: Know it was. You did it, man, you did it.
46:28
Speaker 2: You have won the game, which means you have three
46:31
Speaker 2: episode points, which means you both have three episode points.
46:34
Speaker 2: It's a draw. Nobody wins, everybody loses. Just like going
46:41
Speaker 2: to a music I knew just the dagger a little
46:47
Speaker 2: bit more, just like nobody wins, nobody wins.
46:54
Speaker 1: That was awesome, awesome. I enjoyed that.
46:58
Speaker 2: It has genuinely been a lot of fun that. Uh
47:00
Speaker 2: and I play on musicals a lot, and with good reason.
47:05
Speaker 2: Uh so I'm gonna get so much.
47:11
Speaker 1: Oh, I hope you do I just hope I'm just
47:13
Speaker 1: like musical.
47:15
Speaker 6: I hope someone takes it actually seriously, this guy.
47:20
Speaker 2: Never listens to a show again.
47:22
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the only episode they listen to, and
47:25
Speaker 6: it's the only one they'll ever listen to, the only
47:27
Speaker 6: one they ever listened to.
47:29
Speaker 2: Like this guy.
47:30
Speaker 1: Man, they tell all their like higher up people and
47:33
Speaker 1: like Hollywood and.
47:36
Speaker 2: Way, yes, I was never gonna be famous.
47:39
Speaker 1: Uh, you are famous.
47:41
Speaker 2: Maybe as an author someday we would be nice, but uh, in.
47:45
Speaker 3: Any infamous is still famous in it?
47:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, technically true. So where can people find you on
47:54
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47:57
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