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Dirty Little Secret: I Fix Girls When I Date Them · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secrets mixed one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling a kid, Candicelow Pass producer, poo your secrets
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  Speaker 2: at eight three three seven eight seven one nine whatever
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  Speaker 2: you want to get off your chest, and you got one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So my dirty little secret is gonna make me
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  Speaker 1: sound like a colossal douchebag. But I swear to you
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  Speaker 1: there's a method to this madness. And like single guys
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  Speaker 1: are going about this thing completely wrong. So just if
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  Speaker 1: you could just hear me out before you lay into
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  Speaker 1: me and completely roast me.
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  Speaker 3: Here, we're all yours. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm in a really good place in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a really like happy relationship. I love my
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend to death, love her to pieces. She's hilarious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's just really sweet and kind and treats others, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with kindness.
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  Speaker 3: We get along great.
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  Speaker 1: And recently she got like really hot, Like legitimately, this
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  Speaker 1: woman went, yeah she went to like becoming just a
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  Speaker 1: nine at the very least a nine, and she was.
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  Speaker 3: Not always a nine.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, whata no, No, here's the deal. Okay, I'm not look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the best looking guy myself. Like I'm being
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  Speaker 1: like I'm a solid six, maybe a seven on a
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  Speaker 1: good day with the right lighting, you know. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: in really good I'm in good shape. I'm in good shape.
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  Speaker 3: But my face is my face.
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  Speaker 4: I know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I am, and I'm being.
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  Speaker 1: Honest with you about this too. Like, so I stopped
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  Speaker 1: chasing girls who were already tens and purposely just started
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  Speaker 1: looking for what I call a fixer upper. Okay, so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you what do you mean by a
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  Speaker 3: you said a fixer upper? Okay, where is this?
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  Speaker 1: And Okay? So when I met my girlfriend, she had, like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's beautiful, really cute face and just amazing personality.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, she was a little overweight, and she
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  Speaker 1: dressed kind of frumpy, and I wasn't like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't have a lot of confidence, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: like insanely attracted to her at first, but I saw potential, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm pay all right, hang on, hang on, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really big, and I'm really big on health and
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  Speaker 1: fitness and nutrition, f tides, g LP ones, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So when we started dating, she you know, naturally started
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  Speaker 1: getting into you know, what I was into and I
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  Speaker 1: just helped educate her on everything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you you kind of pushed her to get
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  Speaker 2: on a GLP one and peptides.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, she's taken better care of herself, changed the
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  Speaker 1: way she dress, lost a bunch of weights, got healthier
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  Speaker 1: confidences through the roof.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'm not against those things, but I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: But if she wasn't interested in that and on her own,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting did you push her there or did she get
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  Speaker 2: interested because you're passionate about it.
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  Speaker 1: She just saw like how passionate I was about it,
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  Speaker 1: so she started asking questions. And the more questions she asked,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the more information I gave her, and she
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  Speaker 1: just she gravitated towards it. I didn't really like. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like, hey, you need to do this, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, you know this is.
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  Speaker 3: But you kind of knew where what you were doing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you intentionally influenced her, is what it sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Influencer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she went from a six to a nine.
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  Speaker 1: And I would never tell her any of this, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, Like ever, I just feel like she's ten.
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  Speaker 2: So why But okay, you're saying she started so she
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  Speaker 2: started just working out when she was with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she wanted to get into She just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: learn more about what you know, I was passionate about.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm passionate about. That my secret. I
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  Speaker 1: knew what I was doing, man, right from the jump,
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  Speaker 1: as soon as I met her. I mean, guys need
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  Speaker 1: to start looking at relationships like investments. Okay, you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna see the investment immediately. You just got to look
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  Speaker 1: at the bigger picture. Okay, it's like buying a fixer
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  Speaker 1: up her house. Right, Maybe the kitchen's a little outdated,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the paint feeling and it's ugly, but the
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  Speaker 1: bones are great.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not Can you just put a little love.
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  Speaker 5: A little doesn't have feelings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a big difference.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, you turned the six into a dream house.
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  Speaker 3: That's but hold on.
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  Speaker 2: But here's here's my point, and please don't ever tell
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  Speaker 2: her this, but I'm not. My point is this is
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  Speaker 2: you liked her. You said she's hilarious and.
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  Speaker 5: She's pretty face like.
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  Speaker 2: So what you're saying you changed the way. You had
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  Speaker 2: an influence in changing.
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  Speaker 3: The way she looked.
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  Speaker 2: But you if she wouldn't have changed as far as appearance,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be into her because you were hating her
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  Speaker 2: when she was a quote unquote six.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I love her, and if she if she let
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  Speaker 1: it all go and went back to the way she looked,
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  Speaker 1: I'd still be with her. And that like you're calling
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  Speaker 1: believe you guys, you can hate No, I would. You
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  Speaker 1: could hate on me all you want, But she's happier,
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  Speaker 1: that's the result. And she's healthier, she's got more confidence
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  Speaker 1: than she's ever had. And I am way more attracted
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  Speaker 1: to her than I've ever been. And I've always been attracted,
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  Speaker 1: but like I'm insanely attracted to her now.
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  Speaker 3: That's good, she's happy it is.
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  Speaker 5: But I feel like this is like part of your
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  Speaker 5: life agenda or like having an agenda going into a
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  Speaker 5: relationship is weird.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I guess that, And I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're the worst guy or anything. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just saying it's weird to go into I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: for a girl who's a quote unquote fix her up
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  Speaker 2: her right, because then you're going for a like there's
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  Speaker 2: there's an agenda, there's a motive.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, who's gonna fix you up.
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  Speaker 4: You know, there's some girls out there who do the
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  Speaker 4: same thing. They upgrade guys. I mean, Beyonce got a
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  Speaker 4: whole song, let me upgrade you.
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  Speaker 3: That's me. Yeah, I'm just saying, but how does a how? What? What?
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  Speaker 2: Girl? What?
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  Speaker 3: Woman? There's some grades a guy? What do you mean
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  Speaker 3: by that?
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  Speaker 4: There's some girls out there who see a guy who
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  Speaker 4: might be what do they call it, working in progress
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  Speaker 4: or whatever, and they get in his life, you know,
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  Speaker 4: get him great. I don't see that, get him dressed up,
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  Speaker 4: get him you know, I don't see that appropriate.
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  Speaker 5: Women who are like, he's great, but his style is wax,
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  Speaker 5: So we gotta get him out of those sandals are
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  Speaker 5: going to get him out of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not going This guy's ugly, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: get I'm gonna make him, basically, inspire him.
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  Speaker 3: To I don't think. I don't think she tells it,
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  Speaker 3: says he's ugly.
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  Speaker 2: But something feels different about this. I'm not like I said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're a bad guy. Just feels different.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like you're with him because oh, he's just
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  Speaker 2: an awesome guy. And the side note, he needs to
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  Speaker 2: get healthier. You went into this going she's a six
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get her to.
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  Speaker 5: And not right, nobody wants to be that girl, right, it's.
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  Speaker 3: A development comes.
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  Speaker 1: I know it comes off a little crass, but I
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  Speaker 1: put emphasis on personality and like liking her as a
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  Speaker 1: person first. It worked out, man, it really worked out.
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  Speaker 1: I got my dream house.
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  Speaker 5: She would feel if she knew that you call her
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  Speaker 5: a fixer upper her dream house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not flipping this house, man, this is my forever home.
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  Speaker 2: No man o, man, Wow, I'm glad she's happy. I'm
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  Speaker 2: glad you're happy. I'm gonna maybe I'm reading this the
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  Speaker 2: wrong way. I'm gonna see what people think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's great. I honestly don't care what anybody thinks
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, all right, that's fair. That is fair. Well,
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  Speaker 3: thank you so much, and good luck to you too.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Comments saying that he's crazy, but there's also comments who say,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, I get it from women. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Kay called this earlier and she said, no, same thing here.
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  Speaker 2: I got my guy on a six year plan.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy right now, he's a seven.
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  Speaker 2: But by the time I get done, he's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: you know, by what twenty thirty two.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, an eleven, she says, it's going to.
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  Speaker 3: Be an eleven. I mean, what are you think