Latest / Ridiculous History / Philadelphia's Transylvanian Doomsday Cult: The Cave of Kelpius
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- 0:24Speaker 1: Well, well, well, no ole old friend. Here we are
- 0:27Speaker 1: Ridiculous History about too h about to dive into a
- 0:32Speaker 1: topic that I find endlessly fascinating. Yeah, we're going to
- 0:36Speaker 1: dive into a sea hoole. What is a sea hole
- 0:38Speaker 1: like cut cold hole? Yes? Or a cave hole? Right? Yeah?
- 0:42Speaker 1: When I say a sea hoole, it's more of a
- 0:44Speaker 1: ce rectangle. Really, yeah, because it's a it's a cave,
- 0:48Speaker 1: a man made cave with a rectangular door that was
- 0:52Speaker 1: one of the first ever homes to America's like original
- 0:56Speaker 1: doomsday cult. My name is Ben. Uh. This ridiculous history,
- 1:01Speaker 1: as I think I just mentioned, And of course we
- 1:03Speaker 1: are joined as always with our superproducer, Casey Pegram. So no,
- 1:09Speaker 1: the rumors are true. We're talking about a legitimate doomsday cult.
- 1:16Speaker 1: And you know, in another show that you and I
- 1:19Speaker 1: do together, we run into cults on a on a
- 1:22Speaker 1: like bi monthly basis, semi regular. But in Ridiculous History, man,
- 1:26Speaker 1: we don't deal in rumors. What's the brass tacks, my man? Yes,
- 1:31Speaker 1: the brass tacks take us to a place very familiar
- 1:34Speaker 1: with everyone here, known as Philadelphia. See the Cave of
- 1:39Speaker 1: Kelpius is tucked away in a remote section of the
- 1:44Speaker 1: modern day Fairmont Park in Philadelphia. But it's it's very old.
- 1:50Speaker 1: You could you could walk past it and not really
- 1:54Speaker 1: notice the history now unless you went inside, right, that's right.
- 1:58Speaker 1: In fact, a lot of places that describe it say,
- 2:00Speaker 1: even if you know where you're going, you're probably a
- 2:03Speaker 1: lot less likely to find it rather than just stumble
- 2:06Speaker 1: upon it, because it is in like a heavily wooded,
- 2:09Speaker 1: kind of blair witch kind of environment. Right. Uh, it's
- 2:13Speaker 1: along the banks of the Wissahickon Creek. Um. And in
- 2:17Speaker 1: sixteen ninety four, a very smart fellow, a scholar, something
- 2:23Speaker 1: of a of a New Age mystic type, right by
- 2:27Speaker 1: the name of Johannes Kelpius. He brought forty of his followers,
- 2:32Speaker 1: all learned men, from their home in Transylvania, to the
- 2:38Speaker 1: newly settled Germantown, Pennsylvania, because they were escaping religious persecution,
- 2:44Speaker 1: because they were they weren't playing by the book book. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:49Speaker 1: they had their own playbook spiritually, and they believed that
- 2:53Speaker 1: the end was nigh. Uh. Johannes Kelpius was born Johann
- 2:59Speaker 1: kelp in Transylvania, as you said, in sixteen sixty seven,
- 3:03Speaker 1: is that nominative determinism. Do you think his family like,
- 3:06Speaker 1: we're we're maritime folk. I wonder that's a good question.
- 3:11Speaker 1: You know. Also, what I noticed is given the timeline,
- 3:14Speaker 1: this is way before Graham Stoker made Transylvania a scary place.
- 3:18Speaker 1: That's true. Is that weird? It's going to come up
- 3:21Speaker 1: in the next episode. We're gonna do I think, Oh
- 3:24Speaker 1: it is it is, stay tuned spoiler alert. But yeah,
- 3:27Speaker 1: so he brought these forty they had I think he
- 3:30Speaker 1: himself had. Well, what you were starting his chronology? Um,
- 3:35Speaker 1: he was he was born, yeah, and then he was educated. Yeah.
- 3:39Speaker 1: He completed his education at Bavaria's University of Altdorf, and
- 3:45Speaker 1: at the time it was a very respected high flutant
- 3:49Speaker 1: institution there in Europe. Uh. And his name change occurred
- 3:53Speaker 1: not because of vanity so much as because the common
- 3:58Speaker 1: practice for scholars at this day and age was to
- 4:01Speaker 1: latinize your name. So kelp became Kelpius. What would mind
- 4:05Speaker 1: become brownie us? That's interesting, Millennius Brownius pegrams. That sounds good.
- 4:15Speaker 1: So while he's at university, he becomes attracted to, acquainted with,
- 4:21Speaker 1: enamored of a religious movement known as Pietism. This was
- 4:26Speaker 1: a reaction against the orthodox Lutheranism of the time, and
- 4:30Speaker 1: then it later expanded to include beliefs that, you know,
- 4:34Speaker 1: as you said, with his followers, beliefs that were considered heretical, strange,
- 4:39Speaker 1: forbidden knowledge, possibly a cult. And as he became more
- 4:45Speaker 1: and more immersed in this world, he also began to
- 4:50Speaker 1: gather different people around him. He was a follower of
- 4:53Speaker 1: a guy named Johann Jacob Zimmerman, and Zimmerman formed a
- 4:58Speaker 1: small group of like minded pe called the Chapter of Perfection.
- 5:03Speaker 1: It's true and actually I saw him described as such
- 5:05Speaker 1: as a noted German mathematician, astronomer and defract Lutheran minister.
- 5:10Speaker 1: And you know what happens when they defrock you, right,
- 5:13Speaker 1: That's like when you pull all the metals off the
- 5:15Speaker 1: general's chest, you know, and send him with his tail
- 5:18Speaker 1: between his legs. You were no longer allowed to practice
- 5:22Speaker 1: the spiritual beliefs or giving me your badge and gun
- 5:25Speaker 1: detective exactly. And this group led by Zimmerman that Kelpius
- 5:31Speaker 1: as a member of. He right right around this time.
- 5:34Speaker 1: He's maybe twenty years old, and most of the people
- 5:37Speaker 1: in the group around his age and the group believed
- 5:40Speaker 1: that there was a new spiritual age imminent, uh, their
- 5:45Speaker 1: version of the one thousand year idea of Christ returning,
- 5:50Speaker 1: and that they had to prepare for this. And I
- 5:53Speaker 1: love that you mentioned Zimmerman being an astronomer, because that
- 5:57Speaker 1: was the quantitative basis for a lot of his arguments.
- 6:01Speaker 1: That's right, And I just want to say to Zimmerman
- 6:02Speaker 1: was kind of the one who initially, unless I'm reading
- 6:05Speaker 1: this increctly, initially put together this expedition. You know, it
- 6:09Speaker 1: was like a six month boat trip yea from yeah,
- 6:14Speaker 1: from from there from Europe to Germantown or Philadelphia area. Um.
- 6:18Speaker 1: But he passed away before it could take off. So
- 6:22Speaker 1: Kelpius kind of became the new de facto leader of
- 6:25Speaker 1: the group, the neo Zimmerman. Right, Yeah, this is an
- 6:29Speaker 1: interesting part of the story that I could not I
- 6:32Speaker 1: don't know if you found anything, but I couldn't solve
- 6:35Speaker 1: one mystery about this. Estimates say that around this group,
- 6:39Speaker 1: the Chapter of Perfection received an offer of free land
- 6:44Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, in Germantown where you mentioned, and a free
- 6:47Speaker 1: boat ride over, but they received it anonymously. Now I
- 6:51Speaker 1: had read somewhere that it was from the governor of Pennsylvania,
- 6:55Speaker 1: was trying to, you know, encourage new settlers to come in,
- 6:59Speaker 1: and offers of religious tolerance was a big part of
- 7:03Speaker 1: early Pennsylvania settlements, right, Okay, that makes a lot of
- 7:06Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't the government, but I know there definitely
- 7:08Speaker 1: was an effort from the powers that be in this
- 7:11Speaker 1: particular part of the colonies to attract more religiously freethinking
- 7:18Speaker 1: types and to populate the land with Europeans of course too. Yeah,
- 7:22Speaker 1: I think you must be spot on, you know. I
- 7:25Speaker 1: I love the tantilizing hint of an anonymous person, but
- 7:29Speaker 1: I bet you are correct that it was the governing
- 7:33Speaker 1: structure of the time. But as you said, Zimmerman ride
- 7:37Speaker 1: around the time they're about to leave for what would
- 7:40Speaker 1: become the United States. Zimmerman dies in August of six.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Kelpius becomes the commander. He leads them. He leads his
- 7:51Speaker 1: group of forty people to a ridge there above the
- 7:55Speaker 1: Wissahicken Gorge. That's such a fun word to say to uh.
- 7:59Speaker 1: And there along the fort parallel, Kelpius builds a forty
- 8:05Speaker 1: foot square tabernacle because in their philosophy and their understanding,
- 8:12Speaker 1: forty is like the best number. It's the most important
- 8:16Speaker 1: magical number. I did just find. It was William Penn
- 8:19Speaker 1: who apparently invited the group, and William Penn was the governor,
- 8:23Speaker 1: and I think kind of governed Pennsylvania like its own tear,
- 8:29Speaker 1: like its own entire autonomous, autonomous thing. Yeah, that's right, Um,
- 8:33Speaker 1: so Bendy notte. Millennialism is millennialism, from what I understand,
- 8:38Speaker 1: is the belief that the world will expire at a
- 8:42Speaker 1: significant date, either either completely end or some great change
- 8:47Speaker 1: will occur. As that correct. That it's big time correct,
- 8:49Speaker 1: and that is what these folks were all about. Um.
- 8:53Speaker 1: You may have seen the Fox television show kind of
- 8:56Speaker 1: a bit of an X Files rip off called Millennium,
- 9:00Speaker 1: but it was all about like the end times, in
- 9:01Speaker 1: the end of days and stuff. But there's a couple
- 9:03Speaker 1: of different interpretations of millennialism, and I'm taking this from
- 9:07Speaker 1: the New World Encyclopedia. Um. One of them is this
- 9:10Speaker 1: notion that Christ will come back to Earth and establish
- 9:14Speaker 1: himself an entire new kingdom and rule for one thousand years,
- 9:19Speaker 1: at which point will come the reckoning, you know, or
- 9:21Speaker 1: some kind of calling of those that deserve to stick
- 9:23Speaker 1: around and those that have to go. Then there's another
- 9:27Speaker 1: version of it where the second Coming occurs with an
- 9:31Speaker 1: immediate culling of the wicked through some sort of cataclysmic
- 9:36Speaker 1: event to you know, trigger a new world order kind
- 9:39Speaker 1: of thing. But whichever one they believed in, the fact is,
- 9:43Speaker 1: there was a very specific part of the Bible that
- 9:47Speaker 1: was a foundation of this belief system in general, and
- 9:50Speaker 1: it's obviously the Book of Revelations UM. And there's a
- 9:53Speaker 1: particular passage that gave this group one of their many monikers.
- 9:58Speaker 1: They had a handful UM and the passages called the
- 10:01Speaker 1: Woman and the Dragon, and it's from Revelations twelve through sixteens.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Gonna read you a little bit of it. A great
- 10:06Speaker 1: sign appeared in heaven, a woman clothed with the sun,
- 10:09Speaker 1: with the moon under her feet and a crown of
- 10:11Speaker 1: twelve stars on her head. She was pregnant and cried
- 10:14Speaker 1: out in pain as she was about to give birth.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Then another sign appeared in heaven, an enormous red dragon
- 10:20Speaker 1: with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on
- 10:25Speaker 1: its head. Skip a little bit. Then war broke out
- 10:28Speaker 1: in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon
- 10:31Speaker 1: and the dragon and his angels fought back, but he
- 10:34Speaker 1: was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven.
- 10:36Speaker 1: The great Dragon was hurled down that ancient serpent called
- 10:39Speaker 1: the devil or Satan, who leads the whole world astray.
- 10:42Speaker 1: He was hurled to the earth and his angels with him.
- 10:45Speaker 1: So it's this idea of hell on earth kind of
- 10:48Speaker 1: And what was What were some of the names of
- 10:49Speaker 1: their group, starting with the one that was taken from
- 10:51Speaker 1: this passage that they so held so dear. They were
- 10:55Speaker 1: collectively known by several names. The weirdest one was the
- 10:58Speaker 1: Woman of the Wilderness. Forty guys calling themselves the Woman
- 11:03Speaker 1: of the wildern. It wasn't even like the women collective
- 11:06Speaker 1: of the Woman of the Wilderness, society of the just
- 11:09Speaker 1: the woman. Yeah, that's the weird That's the weird thing
- 11:12Speaker 1: about it is history doesn't seem to completely agree. Some
- 11:15Speaker 1: people will tell you they were just collectively called the
- 11:17Speaker 1: Woman in the Wilderness, and then you'll find a couple
- 11:20Speaker 1: of other places where they say they were the Society
- 11:23Speaker 1: of the Woman of the Wilderness, which makes more sense.
- 11:25Speaker 1: But my favorite though, is that they were the Hermits
- 11:28Speaker 1: of the Ridge. Yeah, it's like a the name of
- 11:33Speaker 1: a D and D party, you know, or the name
- 11:36Speaker 1: of the name of like a good old folksy prairie
- 11:40Speaker 1: home companion story. That's true, the old Hermit of the Ridge,
- 11:43Speaker 1: because the place we're talking about today the Cave of Kelpius.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Folks in Philadelphia area just call it the Hermit's Cave, Yeah, yep.
- 11:54Speaker 1: And the legend has it that Kelpius lived and meditated
- 11:59Speaker 1: in this cave built in the hillside of the ravine,
- 12:03Speaker 1: and that it was you'll hear some people say that
- 12:06Speaker 1: it was just an old spring house where occasionally Kelpius
- 12:10Speaker 1: where some other person would spend the night, yeah, and
- 12:13Speaker 1: then he would return to his summer house, you know,
- 12:15Speaker 1: in warmer No, I'm kidding, the springhouse like a well
- 12:19Speaker 1: house or something like some sort of enclosure where there
- 12:22Speaker 1: would be a well and a source of fresh water, right, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 12:26Speaker 1: So while they established themselves and what became known as
- 12:31Speaker 1: Hermit's Glenn or the Hermit's Cave and the Hermit's Glen,
- 12:35Speaker 1: they also made an impression on the town. There's a
- 12:38Speaker 1: nearby road you can find today, we believe, called Hermit Lane.
- 12:42Speaker 1: So this is established. It's not very well known i'd
- 12:45Speaker 1: say outside of Philadelphia, but it has left a physical
- 12:50Speaker 1: trace on the on the city, that's right. And there's
- 12:53Speaker 1: actually a fantastic article from out with Thiss Obscura called
- 12:55Speaker 1: Cave of Kelpius where America's first doomsday called awaited the
- 12:58Speaker 1: End of the World, and there's a little um sidebar
- 13:01Speaker 1: on it that has the uh coordinates of the cave
- 13:05Speaker 1: because it's not exactly something you can Google map too,
- 13:07Speaker 1: because again, like we said, you kind of just have
- 13:09Speaker 1: to wander around and find it yourself. But it is
- 13:12Speaker 1: technically on Hermit Lane. Yeah, yeah, it's you'll have a
- 13:16Speaker 1: hard time getting mail sent there, but you can find
- 13:19Speaker 1: it with the coordinates and the space from what we understand,
- 13:24Speaker 1: the meeting space of the hermits, or the society or
- 13:27Speaker 1: the just the woman in the Wilder of the Wilderness
- 13:30Speaker 1: included the following things. At a rudimentary observatory where the
- 13:35Speaker 1: monks would practice astronomy, and this is thought to be
- 13:38Speaker 1: the first observatory built in the New World, the quote
- 13:43Speaker 1: unquote New World. Yeah, and astronomy was a huge deal
- 13:46Speaker 1: for these folks, and there's a there's a sense that
- 13:49Speaker 1: it was because they were on the lookout for I'm
- 13:53Speaker 1: gonna call them extraterrestrials, but I almost want to say
- 13:55Speaker 1: like heavenly like angels or something. Signs and wonder same
- 14:00Speaker 1: signs in wonders, because they really did believe that, you know,
- 14:02Speaker 1: like that passes that maybe the devils were going to
- 14:05Speaker 1: come flying down from the sky. What's that? What's that line?
- 14:09Speaker 1: And uh, I think it's Batman v. Superman where it
- 14:11Speaker 1: says turns out the devils don't come from below, they
- 14:14Speaker 1: come from above. Yeah, you know, he seemed to have
- 14:18Speaker 1: that in mind when he was looking, and it was
- 14:19Speaker 1: a very for the time advanced telescope, right, absolutely, Yeah,
- 14:23Speaker 1: they were able to have um a very clear view
- 14:28Speaker 1: because we have we have to remember, it's very easy
- 14:31Speaker 1: for us nowadays as a species to see a mystical
- 14:36Speaker 1: belief that one group or person has and take that
- 14:40Speaker 1: to mean that we should dismiss their scientific beliefs. It's
- 14:44Speaker 1: not the case. These things exist hand in hand, and
- 14:47Speaker 1: to these people, they were not contradictory, sort of the
- 14:50Speaker 1: same way that Isaac Newton had some really out there
- 14:53Speaker 1: esoteric beliefs, yeah, or that Redyard Kipling was kind of
- 14:55Speaker 1: a racist. I was absolutely right. Oh god, what a
- 15:00Speaker 1: terrible person. The interesting thing too about Kelpius is that
- 15:10Speaker 1: we don't know. We don't have a lot of primary
- 15:12Speaker 1: sources on him, so there's a lot of conjecture. And
- 15:16Speaker 1: when you go to the cave of Kelpius, it's there's
- 15:18Speaker 1: no artifacts left behind, there's no furniture, it's just out there.
- 15:22Speaker 1: There is a marker, right, I was put there by
- 15:26Speaker 1: a little society. We know a bit about their philosophy,
- 15:29Speaker 1: don't we been the Rosicruction in the Order of the
- 15:31Speaker 1: Rosicrucians for the Rose Cross. That's right, and all the
- 15:34Speaker 1: Order of the Rosy Cross built a marker for this.
- 15:38Speaker 1: And you know, if you went back in the forties,
- 15:40Speaker 1: you would see some stuff in the cave, Like you'd
- 15:42Speaker 1: see a chimney that was there for a while, and
- 15:45Speaker 1: I think it got vandalized or damage beyond repair, and
- 15:49Speaker 1: so they moved it. But um, I saw this cool
- 15:51Speaker 1: video that it was cool for a minute and then
- 15:53Speaker 1: it started to lean a little heavily into some not
- 15:56Speaker 1: true stuff. But it did have a really cool walk
- 16:00Speaker 1: through of the cave. And I don't know if this
- 16:02Speaker 1: was added later. I mean, I it's certainly possible, but
- 16:05Speaker 1: there's a there's a cross and then an upside down
- 16:08Speaker 1: cross right next to it, and the idea being that,
- 16:10Speaker 1: like you know, one is a sign of Christ, the
- 16:12Speaker 1: other is the sign of the devil. And then throughout
- 16:15Speaker 1: the space there are some other kind of strange coded messages.
- 16:19Speaker 1: But one thing we do know um is real and
- 16:23Speaker 1: not just you know, passers by having a laugh. Is
- 16:26Speaker 1: this Rosicrucian marker that identifies Kelpius as being the first
- 16:31Speaker 1: Rosicrucian in the New World. Yeah, it's it's legit, and
- 16:36Speaker 1: the chronology works out. The thing about these semi secret orders,
- 16:41Speaker 1: these mysterious esoteric groups, is that they can often just
- 16:47Speaker 1: appoint themselves in you know, a point authority to themselves.
- 16:52Speaker 1: But according to the tradition, he's not only the first
- 16:56Speaker 1: ruse Crucian, he's the first rouse Crucian master. Right. Uh,
- 17:00Speaker 1: there's there's some neat articles about this, Like you can
- 17:04Speaker 1: find a lot of local Pennsylvania history places. I really
- 17:09Speaker 1: enjoyed the explore p a history dot com story about
- 17:13Speaker 1: the marker, and you can read both the modern marker
- 17:17Speaker 1: that is in place that tells you about the Kelpist
- 17:19Speaker 1: community that's the newer one, and then you can see
- 17:23Speaker 1: the the other older stuff that's also spread around there.
- 17:27Speaker 1: It's a shame about the vandalism, you know what I mean,
- 17:29Speaker 1: that really that really broke my heart. But we forgot
- 17:32Speaker 1: to we forgot to mention. Okay, so they are millennials, milleniarians.
- 17:38Speaker 1: Here we go, and uh, they had a very specific
- 17:43Speaker 1: time frame for this last judgment, and it was six four,
- 17:48Speaker 1: the year that they all got together in this area, right,
- 17:53Speaker 1: or when they really doubled down. But that time came
- 17:56Speaker 1: and went. See, that's the problem with a lot of
- 17:59Speaker 1: doomsday cults. They'll predict something and then that moment will
- 18:05Speaker 1: pass and the world will spin on as as it will,
- 18:08Speaker 1: and then they have to find a new way to
- 18:11Speaker 1: understand this. So, according to the Chestnut Hill Local with
- 18:16Speaker 1: the title the Rapture that Never Came, the story of
- 18:19Speaker 1: the Hermits of the Whissa Hicken. According to them, when
- 18:22Speaker 1: six came and went without a last judgment, Kelpius and
- 18:27Speaker 1: the society said, you know what, we're gonna look towards
- 18:30Speaker 1: the year seventeen hundred. Certainly the advent of this new
- 18:34Speaker 1: century will bring about the end of mankind and the
- 18:39Speaker 1: return of Jesus Christ. Got to hope you know, hope
- 18:43Speaker 1: for something better, right, and the year arrived there was not,
- 18:47Speaker 1: from their perspective, a return of a Messiah. And then
- 18:52Speaker 1: they started to, I don't know, the members began to
- 18:57Speaker 1: get tired of these continue whole claims. Well, if you
- 19:01Speaker 1: hear the Church of the SubGenius ben, yes, it's sort
- 19:04Speaker 1: of a joke cult kind of. I mean, yes, I'm
- 19:08Speaker 1: gonna leave it that it's it's sort of a joke
- 19:09Speaker 1: call where they worship supposedly this like fifties clip art
- 19:13Speaker 1: like Dad looking Ahead and with the pipe called j
- 19:16Speaker 1: Reverend Jr. Bob dobbs uh. And the fundamental concept of
- 19:22Speaker 1: Um SubGenius is slack. But a big part of them
- 19:26Speaker 1: is they have this thing called X Day, or supposedly
- 19:28Speaker 1: these aliens are gonna come and do very much a
- 19:30Speaker 1: thing that I think the the order of the Hermits
- 19:33Speaker 1: or whenever you want to call them, we're hoping for.
- 19:35Speaker 1: But they got the day wrong because they looked at
- 19:37Speaker 1: it upside down, the big dummies, you know. And that's
- 19:40Speaker 1: just sort of like a little bit thumbing of the
- 19:41Speaker 1: nose that a lot of these death cults where they
- 19:44Speaker 1: always get something a little off and then you know, oh,
- 19:47Speaker 1: it'll be next time. Just keep keep stick with us,
- 19:50Speaker 1: you know. And again in in the defense of this
- 19:54Speaker 1: group of Kelpius community, they were not super aggressive, crazy, vile,
- 20:00Speaker 1: lent agro people like you said. The community even kind
- 20:02Speaker 1: of enjoyed their presence, very gentle types. It would seem, yeah,
- 20:07Speaker 1: it would seem so. And then as they began to
- 20:10Speaker 1: as enthusiasm at least began to taper off, they saw
- 20:14Speaker 1: the end of the cult becoming more and more immediate.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Because Kelpius, it turns out that living in caves with
- 20:24Speaker 1: uh with crushing low temperatures, especially in the winter months,
- 20:29Speaker 1: it turns out it's not good for you, even no
- 20:31Speaker 1: matter how well informed you are, and no matter how
- 20:34Speaker 1: talented of an astronomer you are. That's the fun that
- 20:37Speaker 1: a lot of times people that are like really driven
- 20:39Speaker 1: and obsessed with the quest for knowledge sometimes don't take
- 20:43Speaker 1: the best care of their physical vessels because they're so
- 20:46Speaker 1: busy doing all the maths and stuff, you know, that
- 20:49Speaker 1: they just got time to eat or you know, put
- 20:51Speaker 1: on a blanket. And Kelpius became ill with tuberculosis. It's
- 20:56Speaker 1: around seventeen o five. He had to go away from
- 20:59Speaker 1: the tavern actal area and move into the home of
- 21:02Speaker 1: a former member who had already left the organization in
- 21:06Speaker 1: Germantown proper. And he lived, Uh, he lived for about
- 21:11Speaker 1: three more years. I believe he was early forties when
- 21:14Speaker 1: he passed away. Seems seemed quite quite unfortunate and young. Yeah. Yeah,
- 21:19Speaker 1: he never really recovered from that bout of tuberculosis, and
- 21:24Speaker 1: he died in seventeen o eight. His followers returned. They
- 21:28Speaker 1: took his body to the tabernacle. They buried him in
- 21:31Speaker 1: the garden, and they had a ceremony where they released
- 21:35Speaker 1: a dove as they were lowering him into the ground.
- 21:37Speaker 1: The society itself survive for about another ten years or so,
- 21:42Speaker 1: but without the same drive or enthusiasm it was. At
- 21:47Speaker 1: some point it got down to just six hardcore believers.
- 21:50Speaker 1: But here we end some of the facts and we
- 21:54Speaker 1: get to some of the real juicy stuff, the legends.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Oh man, this is fun stuff. This is much more
- 21:58Speaker 1: in the realm of our other pro him stuff. They
- 22:01Speaker 1: don't want you to know, but it is just uh
- 22:04Speaker 1: so much fun, so great so. One of Kelpius's most
- 22:09Speaker 1: trusted confidants and followers was a guy by the name
- 22:12Speaker 1: of Geisler was his first name, Daniel Daniel Geisler, and
- 22:17Speaker 1: he was kind of trying to adhere to the mystical
- 22:22Speaker 1: guru's last wishes as he was on his deathbed, right
- 22:27Speaker 1: because Kelpius gave Geisler a very particular artifact. It was
- 22:36Speaker 1: a box, but it was locked. Yeah. I like to
- 22:39Speaker 1: refer to it as this the mystery box. I think
- 22:41Speaker 1: of that thing in Mulholland Drive, you know, where they
- 22:44Speaker 1: pull out the box and the cameras zoom is in
- 22:46Speaker 1: and then everything gets real weird. It's like that, you know, um,
- 22:51Speaker 1: no one knows what's in the box, but there's a
- 22:53Speaker 1: fantastic article from the Voice, The Philly Voice in fact,
- 22:56Speaker 1: called did with a Hicken hermit have fabled Philosopher's Stone?
- 23:02Speaker 1: Huh yeah, Ben, remind us what's the philosopher's stone? Yes? Well,
- 23:07Speaker 1: in the the most common way to put it without
- 23:11Speaker 1: making it a crazy metaphor for something, is that it's
- 23:15Speaker 1: a legendary substance that you hear a lot about an
- 23:18Speaker 1: alchemical writings that can turn things into other things. It
- 23:23Speaker 1: can transmute substances, so you'll hear stuff like turning lead
- 23:26Speaker 1: into gold, for instance, Right, that sounds cool. Yeah, it
- 23:29Speaker 1: sounds like a great stone to have, right. It may
- 23:32Speaker 1: not be a physical stone, and all the stories. Sometimes
- 23:35Speaker 1: it's just the substance, and sometimes it's thought to be
- 23:39Speaker 1: more of a symbol of a mystical term for the
- 23:46Speaker 1: great work in every effort by alchemist too discover this
- 23:51Speaker 1: substance or created or reproduce it, where those efforts were
- 23:56Speaker 1: collectively known as the great Work. So the idea that
- 24:02Speaker 1: a mystic like Kelpius would possess this philosopher's stone is
- 24:09Speaker 1: amazing and astonishing to anybody who was still searching for it. No,
- 24:12Speaker 1: we have to keep in mind. You know, this is
- 24:15Speaker 1: the early early eighteen century, so belief in alchemy is still,
- 24:20Speaker 1: you know, much more widespread than it is in I
- 24:24Speaker 1: would say. So Kelpius is on his deathbed um in
- 24:27Speaker 1: the throes of the dreaded tuberculosis. This is the early
- 24:31Speaker 1: seven sev sev eight, and his confidante there Geisler geislers Is.
- 24:37Speaker 1: I'm just paying a picture here kneeling by his bedside
- 24:40Speaker 1: and say, masta, masta, what can I do for you too?
- 24:44Speaker 1: Easier suffering anything? This is totally how it went down,
- 24:47Speaker 1: and to that Kelpius says, well, there is one thing,
- 24:50Speaker 1: my son, Come closer. You know how they always do
- 24:52Speaker 1: that when they're dead. Then come closer. I don't have
- 24:55Speaker 1: this straight. I'm closer. I want you to take hence
- 24:59Speaker 1: this box, my arcanum, and I want you to throw
- 25:04Speaker 1: it in the river, the the sho Kill river. Would
- 25:08Speaker 1: you say that schwi kill? Yeah, I want you to
- 25:11Speaker 1: throw it in the watery depths of the showy Kill.
- 25:15Speaker 1: And you know, to this um our boy Geestler, he
- 25:19Speaker 1: said sure, yeah, well of course and then and then
- 25:23Speaker 1: promptly didn't didn't didn't do it. And the the great
- 25:26Speaker 1: part of that legend is um when when he comes
- 25:30Speaker 1: back and he's like all done, Boss Kelpius, he says,
- 25:34Speaker 1: come closer. Yeah. He raises himself up and he expands
- 25:39Speaker 1: what little energy as pointed him and say, Daniel, thou
- 25:43Speaker 1: hast not done as I bid thee. Nor hast thou
- 25:46Speaker 1: cast the casket into the river, but hast he diden
- 25:49Speaker 1: it near the shore. And then he was like, oh
- 25:54Speaker 1: you got me, boss, I was gonna try to pick
- 25:57Speaker 1: that lock. And so now he's convinced that his mass her. Yeah,
- 26:00Speaker 1: he's definitely, he's definitely convinced, and so he you know,
- 26:03Speaker 1: he finally does it, and what a disappointment though he
- 26:06Speaker 1: this guy was, Yeah, what kind of follow are you
- 26:09Speaker 1: if you can't just follow simple instructions of a dying mystic?
- 26:13Speaker 1: Is a dying wish? Seriously, So what happens when he
- 26:16Speaker 1: actually does throw it away? Well, according to this account,
- 26:21Speaker 1: which was given by Geisler to a guy by the
- 26:26Speaker 1: name of Henry Muhlenberg, who in the Muhlenberg College in Allentown, Pennsylvania,
- 26:34Speaker 1: um was named after. And also he I think he's
- 26:38Speaker 1: he started the North American Lutheran Church or he was
- 26:41Speaker 1: a big force and establishing the North American Lutheran Church.
- 26:44Speaker 1: This is again from this Philly Voice article. It's a
- 26:47Speaker 1: very uh fabulous account because he says, and this is
- 26:52Speaker 1: this is all you know written down that as soon
- 26:55Speaker 1: as he threw it in the river exploded. Yes, yeah,
- 27:01Speaker 1: like is it so help help we get this street?
- 27:04Speaker 1: Did it explode? Was it a flash of lightning? Did
- 27:07Speaker 1: it come from the box? That's what it almost sounds like, Yeah,
- 27:11Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's a little weird, um it it's
- 27:14Speaker 1: it's it's written as though it produced some kind of
- 27:19Speaker 1: alchemical reaction, some sort of elemental that's the way I'm
- 27:23Speaker 1: looking for reaction. Because it's described as producing quote producing
- 27:28Speaker 1: flashes of lightning and peals of thunder. It made me
- 27:32Speaker 1: think when we first were reading about this of Indiana
- 27:34Speaker 1: Jones and the readers of the Lost Arc, remember where
- 27:37Speaker 1: they find somebody ignores the advice and they open the
- 27:41Speaker 1: arc and people melt and it's all this strange at
- 27:46Speaker 1: the time, amazing special effects. It's it's also been um
- 27:49Speaker 1: forever memorialized in an amazing gift that you can drop
- 27:52Speaker 1: whenever someone says something crazy. That third down the one
- 27:57Speaker 1: of the Nazis face melting off and its eyes bugging out.
- 28:00Speaker 1: There we go this account. We should also mention I'm
- 28:03Speaker 1: glad you brought up Henry Muhlenberg because Geisler didn't tell
- 28:07Speaker 1: the pastor about this immediately after, right, it was a
- 28:10Speaker 1: number of years. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Um. But this,
- 28:13Speaker 1: this Philly Voice article does a really good job of
- 28:16Speaker 1: pointing out how this sounds a whole lot more like
- 28:19Speaker 1: a kind of literary device rather than an actual account.
- 28:25Speaker 1: You know. They compare it to um King Arthur asking
- 28:30Speaker 1: his follower to throw excalibur into the lake and then
- 28:34Speaker 1: the lady of the lake reaches aloft and grabs Excalibur.
- 28:38Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like they would have known
- 28:40Speaker 1: about those stories. Yeah, but it's like, it's it's very
- 28:44Speaker 1: odd that that he would tell this very specific and
- 28:47Speaker 1: quite incredible account that to what end, to help spread
- 28:52Speaker 1: the mythos of of of this this mystic. Yeah, that's
- 28:57Speaker 1: that's the interesting question. Because of as Lee, they would
- 29:01Speaker 1: have they were quite educated for the time, they were
- 29:04Speaker 1: aware of folklore. They would understand the connections. Oh, and
- 29:08Speaker 1: I can't believe we forgot the fun fact there. These
- 29:12Speaker 1: guys are famous for another reason because Christopher wit in
- 29:17Speaker 1: Seive painted Kelpius. It is believed to be the oldest
- 29:21Speaker 1: oil painting in the US. Oh, I didn't catch that.
- 29:25Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with magic or allegations thereof Now,
- 29:28Speaker 1: art art is its own kind of magic and its
- 29:30Speaker 1: own reward. That's awesome. That's a good way to look
- 29:33Speaker 1: at it. So this account maybe fictitious, It may be
- 29:41Speaker 1: solely a legend. Yeah. And this this speculation is coming
- 29:44Speaker 1: from a historian from the Historical Society of Pennsylvania by
- 29:48Speaker 1: the name of Dan Roth, who was interviewed for this
- 29:51Speaker 1: piece on Philly Voice dot com that was written by
- 29:55Speaker 1: John Copp was a staff writer for Philly Voice. So
- 29:58Speaker 1: where does that leave us today? Um? Oh, I do
- 30:00Speaker 1: have one of the things I did see this video
- 30:03Speaker 1: that I was talking about earlier, that it's kind of
- 30:05Speaker 1: cool for a for a point and then it really
- 30:07Speaker 1: starts to get into like and he was totally looking
- 30:10Speaker 1: for aliens and Ben Franklin like it was believed in
- 30:14Speaker 1: aliens too, and Ben Franklin supposedly got possession of all
- 30:19Speaker 1: of the relics and remaining materials that were ever in
- 30:22Speaker 1: this cave. But I found no mention of that anywhere
- 30:26Speaker 1: with any connection between Ben Franklin, other than the fact
- 30:29Speaker 1: that the Um American Philosophical Society, which was founded by
- 30:34Speaker 1: Ben Franklin, does have two books of Kelpius is in
- 30:39Speaker 1: in their library. One of them is the Diar Rheum
- 30:42Speaker 1: of Magister Johannes Kelpius Um, and that is from nineteen
- 30:49Speaker 1: seventeen reprinted, so it's not even an original. And then
- 30:52Speaker 1: they also have the Journal of Johannes's Kelpius, Magister of
- 30:55Speaker 1: the Hermits on the Ridge in Pennsylvania seven or eight.
- 30:59Speaker 1: So those two I think are the only surviving um
- 31:03Speaker 1: actual accounts from Kelpius himself. Yeah, a lot of them.
- 31:07Speaker 1: There maybe was another correspondence or something like that, but
- 31:10Speaker 1: it was not a whole lot. None of his actual
- 31:13Speaker 1: philosophy is codified in any kind of like expansive works,
- 31:18Speaker 1: you know, right right, it's those. Those are the two
- 31:21Speaker 1: books that we're aware of. There is one other, I thought,
- 31:25Speaker 1: fascinating paranormal story if we want to continue getting works. Okay,
- 31:31Speaker 1: so we said that after his death, the Brotherhood, the
- 31:36Speaker 1: society dwindles down. At one point, they're just six let's
- 31:40Speaker 1: call him hardcore monks, zealots, ardent believers, and they were
- 31:44Speaker 1: led by a guy named Conrad Mathi. Mathi, let's go
- 31:49Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, like my Thi. There we go perfect.
- 31:52Speaker 1: But eventually the group starts breaking down further and further
- 31:57Speaker 1: and further. And that guy we mentioned and Christopher Witt
- 32:01Speaker 1: who moved to Germantown, he also quit the the group,
- 32:06Speaker 1: but he continued a lot of his hobbies that he
- 32:08Speaker 1: had from his time in the group, and he did
- 32:11Speaker 1: pretty well. By seventeen eighteen, he was a wealthy man.
- 32:15Speaker 1: He had bought over a d twenty acres of land,
- 32:18Speaker 1: but he was always under suspicion in town of being
- 32:22Speaker 1: get this knoll hexan meister. Is it like a witchy dude? Yeah?
- 32:28Speaker 1: Uh so. People thought he was maybe using his magic.
- 32:34Speaker 1: His magical abilities were his esoteric wisdom to get ahead
- 32:37Speaker 1: in the secular world, and they also continued to provide
- 32:42Speaker 1: services of a paranormal or spiritual type to the community.
- 32:47Speaker 1: This guy I just mentioned, Conrad Matthai cast horoscopes, he
- 32:52Speaker 1: performed exorcisms. He said he could travel outside of his
- 32:55Speaker 1: own body. There was a book called The Pietists of
- 32:58Speaker 1: Provincial Pennsylvania written yes, written by a guy named Julius
- 33:05Speaker 1: Sach who says the following about Conrad. A captain's wife
- 33:10Speaker 1: allegedly asked Conrad in seventeen forty when he could expect
- 33:15Speaker 1: her husband's ship to return. So the guy goes into
- 33:19Speaker 1: his chamber, lays down in a trance for an hour,
- 33:22Speaker 1: then he wakes up. He comes back in and he
- 33:24Speaker 1: tells this lady her husband is at a London coffee
- 33:28Speaker 1: house and he's preparing to set sail for the New World.
- 33:32Speaker 1: And when the captain returns, you know, several months later
- 33:36Speaker 1: whatever he meets Conrad, and then the first thing he says, again,
- 33:40Speaker 1: according to this story, is that he was in a
- 33:42Speaker 1: London coffee house and saw the dude Conrad himself, staring
- 33:47Speaker 1: at him, and he said he remembered the encounter because
- 33:51Speaker 1: apparently the old man Conrad had come up and yelled
- 33:54Speaker 1: to him about not writing to his wife. That's got
- 33:57Speaker 1: to be total malarkey, rude. But what a G eight story. Yeah,
- 34:01Speaker 1: that's a good one. Good way to cap this one off.
- 34:03Speaker 1: Do you got anything else? You know what? I think
- 34:05Speaker 1: we can call it? Oh? No, do you hear that?
- 34:08Speaker 1: It's really Oh man, it's been so long. We had
- 34:11Speaker 1: such a street guy. It's strick. It's been so long.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Jonathan Strickland. The question you've been working on that laugh,
- 34:25Speaker 1: I've been celebrating, gentlemen. Missing seven. It's weird. It's like
- 34:29Speaker 1: the way you miss a like a sharp pain. It
- 34:34Speaker 1: was suddenly you wake up one morning and you think
- 34:36Speaker 1: that's different. Yeah, I kind of miss it now. That's
- 34:39Speaker 1: very sweet of you. Day after the chiropractor kind of longing. Well,
- 34:44Speaker 1: just consider me your spinal adjustment of love. Here. I
- 34:46Speaker 1: am all right to give you yet another a bilexing scenario,
- 34:52Speaker 1: whereupon you must decide whether or not in this truth
- 34:55Speaker 1: or fiction within the span of thirty minutes. You know,
- 34:57Speaker 1: I put forth a perplexing scenario or a notion that
- 35:01Speaker 1: my theory is that you we haven't seen you for
- 35:04Speaker 1: so long because you're going around and messing with other
- 35:06Speaker 1: podcasts that we don't know about. That true. I can
- 35:10Speaker 1: neither confirm nor deny have you been podcast cheating on us? Man?
- 35:14Speaker 1: I listen, Ben, listen, listen, Hey, listen Ben. Things are
- 35:21Speaker 1: complicated right now. Check my Facebook status. O. Man. It's
- 35:25Speaker 1: just you never know when someone needs to be, you know,
- 35:29Speaker 1: shown up by wow, having to prove their ability. I
- 35:35Speaker 1: had proposed strength. I have defended you on this show. Listen, Ben,
- 35:40Speaker 1: listen listen. Mortgages don't pay themselves, Ben Alquist, Caves don't
- 35:48Speaker 1: come cheat the most. It's the most cringe worthy segmented
- 35:51Speaker 1: all the podcasting. Yet again, and of course here we
- 35:53Speaker 1: have recently celebrated the fourth of July. That is true,
- 35:59Speaker 1: that is in fact today is the fifth of July,
- 36:03Speaker 1: in fact, as we record this in July. And so
- 36:06Speaker 1: the question today, our scenario today has to do with
- 36:10Speaker 1: someone who was very much connected to the declaration of independence,
- 36:18Speaker 1: and so you'll you will get your scenario the time
- 36:21Speaker 1: I will start a three minutes. You will, of course
- 36:23Speaker 1: have to ask questions of me, and I just confused
- 36:27Speaker 1: that one with the constitution. Is that going to be
- 36:28Speaker 1: a problem We will see. But in order in order
- 36:32Speaker 1: to ask a question this time, I always give you
- 36:34Speaker 1: an arbitrary rule this time, if you wish to ask
- 36:37Speaker 1: a question me, you must first say, sit down, John
- 36:42Speaker 1: alright reference to a musical called seventeen seventy six. Go
- 36:46Speaker 1: watch it. Nor alright. Here, here's your scenario. Prepare yourself
- 36:51Speaker 1: and start the time or when I am done, let
- 36:53Speaker 1: me warm up, because as long time listeners know, I
- 36:56Speaker 1: have to get a running start to jump and hit
- 36:58Speaker 1: the hit the second. And this Grandfather clock we spent
- 37:01Speaker 1: so much money on. If you could get the touch
- 37:03Speaker 1: screen on that Grandfather clock activated and just unlock it
- 37:07Speaker 1: now so that you can type in the numb here
- 37:10Speaker 1: we go. We're working live Man. Along with doctor Lyman
- 37:14Speaker 1: Hall and George Walton Button, Gwynnette signed the Declaration of
- 37:19Speaker 1: Independence representing the colony of Georgia. He would return to
- 37:24Speaker 1: Georgia to serve as president. He also maintained a rivalry
- 37:28Speaker 1: with Lachlan Macintosh, a Scotsman who served in the American
- 37:33Speaker 1: Army as a brigadier general, which was a position that
- 37:35Speaker 1: Gwynette had coveted. Gwinnette commanded McIntosh to conduct an invasion
- 37:40Speaker 1: of East Florida during the Revolution. The invasion was a
- 37:44Speaker 1: terrible failure. The two men blamed one another for the fiasco,
- 37:48Speaker 1: and it all resulted in a duel. However, on the
- 37:52Speaker 1: morning the duel was to take place in southern Georgia,
- 37:56Speaker 1: near the border of Florida. As Button Gwinnette walked his
- 38:00Speaker 1: way to Lachlan Macintosh, he was bitten by a venomous
- 38:04Speaker 1: snake suspected by historians to be a coral snake. And
- 38:07Speaker 1: while the bite itself might not have been fatal, the
- 38:10Speaker 1: medical attention that was given to him certainly was, and
- 38:13Speaker 1: he died of infection a week and a half later.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Start the clock, all right, we are start giving running
- 38:21Speaker 1: start boom. Okay, sit down, John y R. Could you
- 38:27Speaker 1: tell us again where this duel allegedly took place. Southern
- 38:31Speaker 1: Georgia's too far from the border of Florida. Okay, you
- 38:35Speaker 1: know what is now known as Fort McIntosh as a
- 38:38Speaker 1: As it turns out, and Button Gwynette. So we know
- 38:41Speaker 1: there's a Gwynette county. We know about Button. I remember
- 38:43Speaker 1: him from Georgia history as a lay you know, and uh,
- 38:48Speaker 1: Macintosh is a is a common name for institutions here
- 38:51Speaker 1: in Georgia. Was confused Button Gwynette with Oglethorpe though, just
- 38:55Speaker 1: like I do, the declaration of independs with the Constitution.
- 38:57Speaker 1: I am a really bad historian. You know. We're not bad. No,
- 39:01Speaker 1: we're ridiculous. That's our whole So uh yeah. One thing
- 39:05Speaker 1: I don't remember from Georgia history is hearing anything about
- 39:08Speaker 1: a snake bitten but also coral snakes. That's standing out
- 39:13Speaker 1: to me. I am very tempted to just go false. Yeah,
- 39:16Speaker 1: you just well, do we sit down? John is the
- 39:22Speaker 1: is the kicker that he died from poor medical like
- 39:25Speaker 1: we we are, we've it's been so long. Are we
- 39:28Speaker 1: trying to discern if like any detail of the story
- 39:30Speaker 1: is true, the whole thing is not true. If if
- 39:33Speaker 1: if you're saying he died from poor medical attention, but
- 39:36Speaker 1: then there was a detail in there that wasn't any
- 39:39Speaker 1: one detail there could make this statement that's false that works.
- 39:44Speaker 1: So so it is either all true or all false
- 39:49Speaker 1: or there's some falsehood in it. But if there's just
- 39:51Speaker 1: some falsehood in it, it's still inherently it is inherently okay,
- 39:56Speaker 1: all unlocking in false babies. Alright me personally, I'm I'm
- 39:59Speaker 1: looking you did. Let's yeah, yeah, let's let's count it
- 40:02Speaker 1: down and make it official. Grow three do what false gentlemen?
- 40:08Speaker 1: You have defeated me. Finally, I believe now I'm only
- 40:17Speaker 1: three ahead, you know, one day at a time. Man. Yeah, Hey,
- 40:20Speaker 1: Casey que place of victory, music naked nake it a dirge,
- 40:24Speaker 1: Casey dirge. So they here here are the actual Yes,
- 40:29Speaker 1: there was a duel. There was a duel. I remember that.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Button Gwinnette did wish to be brigadier general at the
- 40:34Speaker 1: American Revolutionary War. Lachlan Macintosh, his political rival, got that,
- 40:39Speaker 1: and then when he returned to Georgia, he was first
- 40:42Speaker 1: elected Speaker of the House of Georgia as well as
- 40:45Speaker 1: a Commander in chief of the of the Georgia Forces,
- 40:48Speaker 1: and he did in fact order McIntosh to invade East Florida,
- 40:53Speaker 1: British colony. It did not go well because McIntosh did
- 40:58Speaker 1: not have the resources needed. He returned to Georgia and
- 41:01Speaker 1: then he proceeded to bad mouth Button Gwynette in front
- 41:04Speaker 1: of the Georgia Assembly. You go bad mouth and Button
- 41:06Speaker 1: in front of an assembly man. A duel was arranged.
- 41:10Speaker 1: McIntosh totally shot Button Gwynette, and Button Gwynette died about
- 41:15Speaker 1: three days later on May nineteenth, seventeen seventy seven, a
- 41:19Speaker 1: signer of the Declaration of Independence shot by a soldier
- 41:24Speaker 1: who served in the Revolutionary Army. So no, no coral snakes,
- 41:30Speaker 1: No coral snakes. He was not bitten by a snake.
- 41:33Speaker 1: He was merely shot by a Scotsman. Shot by a Scotsman,
- 41:36Speaker 1: just as fatal as it turns out, Maybe I missed this.
- 41:40Speaker 1: How did the scotsman end up fighting for the American cause?
- 41:43Speaker 1: He was? He was given the position of brigadier general,
- 41:47Speaker 1: so they were both up for consideration for brigadier general,
- 41:51Speaker 1: and Button Gwynette was passed over. Button Gwynette's closest ally
- 41:55Speaker 1: was Dr Lyman Hall. And as you mentioned, we have
- 41:57Speaker 1: a Gwynette County, we also have a whole count Yeah, yeah,
- 42:00Speaker 1: that is where I am from, Hall County. Okay. Getting
- 42:04Speaker 1: to know you, is that where your layer is in
- 42:06Speaker 1: Hall County? Heavens no are you have an old fourth
- 42:10Speaker 1: ward man? Now? Well, Jonathan, what a tremendous pleasure to
- 42:17Speaker 1: have finally started winning some of these, right, noll. I know,
- 42:19Speaker 1: but I'm not I'm not getting enough remorse from you.
- 42:23Speaker 1: I'm not seen something still three ahead. Well, I know,
- 42:26Speaker 1: but I almost feel like you threw us a little
- 42:27Speaker 1: bit of a softball with this one. And while I
- 42:29Speaker 1: appreciate it, I also somewhat resent it. So then I'll
- 42:34Speaker 1: come at you extra hard next time. So what will
- 42:38Speaker 1: happen next, ridiculous historians? Will the tension continue to simmer?
- 42:42Speaker 1: Will we get closer and closer to an even score?
- 42:46Speaker 1: Or fall further into the hole. There's only one way
- 42:49Speaker 1: to find out. Well, there are several, but there's one
- 42:51Speaker 1: way we would like you to find out. You know,
- 42:53Speaker 1: listen to the show, continue to subscribe to my Twitter feed.
- 42:56Speaker 1: You'll find out about Hey. Now, yeah, hey, what's this
- 42:59Speaker 1: other show? I'm not at liberty to say, no, what's
- 43:03Speaker 1: the other show? I have no idea. Oh, you guys
- 43:06Speaker 1: making me so paranoid. That's fine, that's part of the
- 43:09Speaker 1: whole interaction. Here's paranoia. But seriously, thank you for coming again.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Jonathan Strickland, The devious quister. We appreciate it, Slash resent
- 43:18Speaker 1: it heavily. Thanks for helping us learn stuff man, that's
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- 44:23Speaker 1: You've got You're making a stink face with I love
- 44:26Speaker 1: you do know, guys, I'm feeling the emanations of affection here.
- 44:31Speaker 1: That is, is what you're feeling. Well, the course of
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