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Let's get some HOROSCOPE vibes! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the universe has some very specific messages for a
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  Speaker 2: lot of zodiac signs today, so I'm going to let
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  Speaker 2: you know exactly what they are. If it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you are a Libra, and you share a birthday with
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  Speaker 2: the goat, Kim Kardashian, Doja Cat, who's going to be
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  Speaker 2: here next week, Judge.
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  Speaker 3: Judy, Amber Rose, Glenn Powell, and Carrie Fisher. May she
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  Speaker 3: rest in peace. But Kyle, you are a Libra in
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  Speaker 3: the room, so we are going to start with you.
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  Speaker 3: For Libras.
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  Speaker 2: You are about to have a really awkward encounter with
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  Speaker 2: someone that you promised you would make plans with. So
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  Speaker 2: you probably have said, like, we have to get together.
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  Speaker 3: Soon, three months ago.
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  Speaker 2: But now they're going to stand on business and they
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  Speaker 2: are applying the pressure. So this is why we don't
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  Speaker 2: make fake plans.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's funny is I read something like Mercury
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  Speaker 4: is coming out of retrograde or going back into retrograde
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  Speaker 4: the 24th. And that's what's supposed to bring back some,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of like, like toxic people from your past. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be some weird juju because Libra season
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  Speaker 2: does end tomorrow, the 22nd.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, Mercury in retrograde is going to have a
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  Speaker 3: Scorpio season.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: That's what it is. The Scorpios are toxic.
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  Speaker 5: Does anybody like, like, are they rolling when Mercury is
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  Speaker 5: in retrograde? Like it's their time. Or most people feel awkward?
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  Speaker 2: Most people are like in a little bit of a
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  Speaker 2: funk because Mercury in retrograde, it really just throws off
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  Speaker 2: like the energy and the vibe, especially with like electronics
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  Speaker 2: and just weird people in your space.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Mary Kay. What's your sign? Hi, good morning, everyone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an Aries.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Aries, you guys are about to get an
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  Speaker 2: apology for someone who never, I mean, never admits when
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  Speaker 2: they're wrong. So enjoy the moment, but don't immediately ruin
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  Speaker 2: it by reminding them of everything else that they've done.
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  Speaker 2: You Aries, you kind of sometimes tend to do that,
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  Speaker 2: but sometimes winning means knowing when just to like zip it,
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  Speaker 2: you know?
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  Speaker 4: You know, so true.
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  Speaker 2: Be the bigger person.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Mary Kay.
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  Speaker 5: Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You guys too. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Nicole, good morning. What's your sign? Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a Gemini.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so my Geminis, you guys are probably about to
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  Speaker 2: accidentally like a picture that you had no business looking at.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not a recent photo either.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm talking like 2016 back when everyone else
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  Speaker 2: was using like those weird Instagram filters. So put the
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  Speaker 2: phone down before you accidentally follow their dad.
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  Speaker 3: It is not going to go good for you. Oops.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Nicole. Have a great day. Bye, Nicole.
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  Speaker 2: You too.
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  Speaker 1: Bye-bye. How about Virgos?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, John Jay, you are about to realize that somebody
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  Speaker 2: has been doing something wrong for months and nobody bothered
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  Speaker 2: to tell them. So your first instinct was to create
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  Speaker 2: a PowerPoint slide to tell them exactly why they are
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  Speaker 2: no good at what they are doing. A mandatory training session.
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  Speaker 2: But in my opinion, you should probably just start with
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  Speaker 2: a conversation. So if someone is doing something wrong, just
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  Speaker 2: tell them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I will. I need to talk to all three
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  Speaker 1: of you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get out the laundry list. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all for Leos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 2: Us Leos, we are about to receive an invitation to
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  Speaker 2: something that we secretly really wanted to be included in.
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  Speaker 2: But we got to remember to play it cool. But
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  Speaker 2: we can't pretend like we're too busy just to seem mysterious.
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  Speaker 2: So the universe is opening up some doors for us.
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  Speaker 3: We just have to have the balls to walk through it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's wrap up with Pisces. Okay, Rich.
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  Speaker 3: You are about to find something that you thought you
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  Speaker 3: lost forever.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's like a fancy new cross necklace that you
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  Speaker 2: found or an old gift card and maybe even some
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  Speaker 2: cash and a jacket that you haven't worn since like
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  Speaker 2: last winter. So consider it a tiny refund from the
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  Speaker 2: universe for everything that you've been through lately.
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  Speaker 3: I know you've been going through the trenches.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what is crazy? I just found a
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  Speaker 5: Guitar Center gift card from last Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's the universe telling you to go buy things.
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  Speaker 1: That's from Nick.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like $ 50. That's from Nick.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to use it.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that.
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  Speaker 5: Cha-ching.
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  Speaker 1: If we didn't get your sign there, I'll post it
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  Speaker 1: on our website, johnjainrich.com.