Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / olympic dreams - sep 08 2026
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- Chris Laker: If you want to watch video of this episode, I don't know why you would. I don't know why I'm making I'm making it though, because I've been told you're supposed to have video. Find video. I don't have a studio, I'm still just in bed. It's my just my head in front of my blinds. I'm sitting up in bed. My hair looks like shit. I don't have a bookcase with bobbleheads and a neon sign with overslept in script Maybe that's the next phase. I'm gonna start sleeping in a podcast studio. And then I can wake up and do the show there. And I'll have a full crew. They'll live with Me with me and Jacqueline and Boo. I guess we're gonna move into a podcast studio. But for now, this is the video. So it's on Spotify. Apple's coming. It's also on Substack. Go subscribe to my Substack, watch the video there. And then I'll feel better about myself. I hate promoting myself. I just want success without asking for it, but that has not come. I'm told over and over again. I need more clips, I need more video, I need to promote myself and don't feel bad about it. That's what people do, I see people do it and I say that looks kinda lame, but then it works. If you think this is lame, I agree with you. I don't know, it works for some reason. I don't know why it works. I don't like it. It's not the world I want to live in, but it is it is the world that I live in. I would there's other worlds. There's probably multiple realities. I can't comprehend that. I think if the multiverse stuff was real, it wouldn't be so popular in Marvel movies. that makes me believe in it less. nothing against the Marvel movies. If you like the Marvel movies, that's great. I am marveled out. I tried. I'm not going to see this doomsday shit. well, no one cares. Nobody nobody cares if you don't like Marvel. Some people really enjoy it. I don't know why I'm getting into this, I'm not gonna go You know what? I'm gonna go see Doomsday. Now I'm gonna who am I? I'm better than everybody? No, I'm not. I'm worse than most. So Doomsday it is. This is the world I live in. I'm self promoting. I'm doing video podcast and I'm going to see Doomsday. And I'm gonna like it. I'm gonna love it. I'm gonna say best movie of the year. and I'm gonna talk about how it's unfair that Marvel movies don't get Oscars because they deserve them. That's what the people love. I would love an Oscar. Out of all the awards Olympic gold medal. That that would be the best. Then Oscar. No. Nobel? Hmm. Nobel Peace Prize. That that's a big one. I'm gonna say Olympic gold medal, Oscar. Tony Emmy tied. Nobel Peace Prize Golden Globe. Those are th those are the awards that I would like to have. And that would be its own egot. yeah, Grammy. Grammy's in there. So I I want all of those plus an Olympic medal and a Nobel Peace Prize. And then That's egot plus an N O. Neo Neogot. I want I want a Neogot. That will be a first. Nobody's got nobody has that. You know, John Legend's got an egot. I think he does. Nobody's got the Neo got. I don't know how I'm gonna get the Olympic gold medal. I'm gonna I'm gonna hope they open up weird events like the breakdancing one. I was watching that Ray Gun documentary about the Australian breakdancer who went to the Olympics and everybody made fun of her. It seemed like she got more out of it though, being bad than even the person who was good. I don't know who won any of the medals. Still, I'd rather be the gold medal winner I have none of those awards, but Jacqueline was nominated for an Emmy. I went to the Emmys. but yeah I'm gonna start working towards those awards. And that part of that's doing this video. doing this podcast is a video. I think that makes me eligible for the Emmys. this podcast could win a fucking Emmy and a Golden Globe. They have golden podcast golden globes there's people getting Emmys for YouTube shows. this is on YouTube too. Yeah, I'm on YouTube. So I'm eligible for the Emmy for this. we could release it in theaters at some point. Edit them all together. Put it out as a feature film. And Audiobook Grammy. A lot there's a lot there. But for the Olympics, I'm gonna give up on my Olympic dreams right now. It's over. Okay, I'm gonna get to the news UAE leader warned Netanyahu of Hamas attack days before October seventh says report. I don't know if this is true the news is like from France twenty-four. I don't know what that is. But if that is true, that ain't cool. that sounds a little conspiracy theory to me. Netanyahu is an awful person. I'm not trying to defend Netanyahu. He's one of the worst people. If you're gonna rank worst people living. Netanyahu is he's he's a contender for I I'm not gonna try to rank people right now. He's pretty bad. If you do if you're going for Oscar nominated awful person. If there was an Oscar for the worst people, Netanyahu years in a row nominated worst person Oscar, NYC releases a hundred and seventy thousand pages showing officials knew air quality after nine eleven was unsafe. So th they've been trying to not release this information for a long time. Mandami, I'm a big Mandami fan. I'm not even gonna act like I'm I'm skeptical. I bought in a hundred percent. I sad that I don't live in New York City at a time when people like the mayor. I've always had mayors that people did not like. I loved Mayor Dinkins because when Mayor Dinkins was mayor, you could go into a bar and drink as a child. They did not enforce any laws you can go to a bodega, buy beer. not every bar would let you in but there was enough and you'd figure out where they were and you could basically show a library card to a bouncer. then Giuliani came in and he's like, Mmm, laws. Laws against fun. Yeah, Giuliani up well look at him now. D that one video of him c down at ground zero, like when it was happening, like covering his face acting like very commanding in that moment did a lot of work for him. particularly like 'cause then Bush is where is he at? For like hours that day. but the he then they cover up the air quality was bad. Glad I lived in Queens. You could smell everybody knew it was bad the air smelled fucking terrible for like a week. Lot of people died 'cause of that. Israel prepared to remove Palestinians from Gaza if US approves Whew, that is an ominous headline. Remove? prepared to remove Palestinians from Gaza if United States approves. why do we get to approve that? And what does remove mean? that's all fucked up. yeah Netanyahu's just moved up on my list that is not completely ranked. of worst people in the world and he's waiting for the approval of n another one of the worst living people to see if he can remove okay, another headline by Israel. Israel to shut down UK consulate in Jerusalem after UK sanctions Israeli settlements in West Bank. Is that a big deal? Shutting down a consulate Sanctioning the settlements in the West Bank is very specif it's not only the sanctioning Israel even. and the settlements, come on, man. You know. You f you know, it's not even just the UK I think France, Spain, some other countries are also doing it, What are they doing at the consulates? Well, I've watched the Diplomat it seems like they're doing a lot in Lethal Weapon too, the South African consulates there doing crimes. So I don't know. I don't know what the consulate's up to. Patrick Clancy threatens legal action over vile conspiracy theories in new statement via lawyer. There is a lot of conspiracy theories about that dude. And it doesn't make I he didn't he didn't do it. I don't think. I don't believe the conspiracy theories. And I love conspiracy theories. I got a new conspiracy theory I just thought of yesterday because of that story about the hundred and fifty million US driver's licenses being hacked or leaked or whatever, or the files are in Russia. They got everybody's driver's licenses, like images, they they could just do whatever. they're gonna come over here. They're gonna run up parking tickets on our driver's licenses. That's one thing they could do, which that's the worst case scenario I can think of. then I think this is the conspiracy theory. This is probably not true. The government did that, gave them so they can say, actually, real ID doesn't even work, right? We because all the driver's licenses are leaked. It's time for the microchip under the skin. We're gonna have to chip you like your pets. That's the I I said that before. The microchipping and the pets get us used to the idea of the microchipping. Next would be the kids. Don't you want to microchip your kid? what happens if your kid gets lost? You need the microchip. Now they're gonna chip us. And I'm not completely against the chipping. Don't have to carry a wallet. You know what? If they could put in there in the chip. Also like a front door unlock thing. We got like electronic locks. I can unlock door of my apartment with my chip. I don't have to carry keys. fob for the car. If you put in the chip, your government's tracking me, but I don't have to have a car key or house keys or a wallet. I'm you well, you're gonna chip me anyway. You might as well. It's gonna be very convenient. That's my conspiracy theory. It has nothing to do with this Patrick Clancy case. Lindsey Clancy, I mean this is okay, two headlines in row. Lindsey Clancy's attorney, Kevin Reddington, asked Trump for Pardon after mistrial. What's that move? This is a state case. They say Commonwealth in Massachusetts. They love to say Commonwealth. Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, they say Commonwealth, but you're a state. You're still a state. You understand that, You have state police. It's not Commonwealth police. we have 50 states, not forty eight and two commonwealths You're just a state. but asking Trump for a pardon, just trying to get like publicity or something, I guess, family of fourteen year old found in singer David's Tesla seeking death penalty. I'm against the death penalty. Death penalty's wrong. But if somebody killed a member of my family and they found my family member's corpse in this dude's car and it was like, yeah, he did it. You know, do you want the death penalty? Like, yeah, I want the death penalty. Of course I want the death penalty. so I get it. There just shouldn't be a death penalty option, but of course you want it. I don't want David to get the death penalty because it's wrong. But if he gets the death penalty, you know.