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SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
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SPEAKER_04: This week coming up, we have I've got a pit bull quiz for Liv.
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SPEAKER_04: We've got our resident fuck off of the week some what we're loving this week.
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SPEAKER_04: We've got some more icks.
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SPEAKER_04: We've got submissions on our form.
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SPEAKER_04: And we talk Jeremy Clarkson.
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SPEAKER_04: So strap in, get yourself a beverage, and come on down.
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SPEAKER_04: So what are you loving this week?
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SPEAKER_02: I've got a lot of things I'm loving this week.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll start with the good.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll start with the good.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so due to technical difficulties, I didn't get to talk about I didn't get to talk about pit bull last week.
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SPEAKER_02: So now he's getting a whole fucking feature.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm ready.
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SPEAKER_02: I went and saw with my good gal Gal pal Lucy.
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SPEAKER_02: We went and saw Pitbull at Hyde Park a few weeks ago.
0:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh LK, we love her.
0:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Water Queen.
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SPEAKER_02: Um we saw him last year, last February at the O2, and it was unreal.
0:49
SPEAKER_02: I had literally the time of my life.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, is it gonna live up to that?
0:53
SPEAKER_04: Because you were on a balcony and all sorts were.
0:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we managed to get into hospitality because I couldn't get normal tickets, so I was devastated.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: That almost ruined my day the day I couldn't get tickets.
1:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Anyway, managed to get hospitality, so that was all cool, and I had the best time.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: It was like vibes were high, serotonin was through the roof.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, is he gonna be as good?
1:08
SPEAKER_02: Of course he was as good.
1:09
SPEAKER_02: He was sensational.
1:10
SPEAKER_02: So we had kicking us off, we had little John who has so many songs.
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SPEAKER_02: So if everyone goes on Spotify, go on Spotify, he's he features in so many more songs than you realise.
1:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's got shot, shot, shut, shut, shots.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
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SPEAKER_02: And obviously does the yeah in in yeah, with Usher B on it.
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SPEAKER_02: Um so little John kicked off, which I will say was overstimulating at 4 pm on a Friday afternoon.
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SPEAKER_02: I bet.
1:36
SPEAKER_02: And the bass was so heavy, I was like, I need earplugs.
1:39
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm old.
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SPEAKER_04: You should be at home hoovering.
1:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So he kicked off little John, and then the best surprise before we even got to Pitbull, Tiny Temper.
1:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't mean you've seen the photo?
1:52
SPEAKER_02: I have, I've seen the video, I've seen everything.
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SPEAKER_02: The glow-up, his PT needs his own shout-out because the abs.
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unknown: Wow.
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SPEAKER_04: But I just I think I said to you, you meant you know how intelligent he is.
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SPEAKER_04: He got accepted into Oxford and Cambridge.
2:07
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure it was for physics or something like that.
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SPEAKER_04: Why I said you're really intelligent.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm sure he was like doing the whole architect thing.
2:13
SPEAKER_02: He was on basically grand design.
2:14
SPEAKER_02: You know, and he tried to rebrand to just be tiny.
2:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Um tiny no more.
2:19
SPEAKER_02: But he isn't that tiny anymore.
2:20
SPEAKER_02: His actual name is Patrick, which I found out on Google the other day.
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unknown: Fuck.
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SPEAKER_02: And my friend Sarah told me that apparently he got married in Cirencester Abbey, the main church in the middle of Cirencester Abbey.
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SPEAKER_02: I know.
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SPEAKER_02: She's glorious as well.
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SPEAKER_02: I bet she is.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, good for her.
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SPEAKER_02: Which well done, girl.
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SPEAKER_02: You enjoy those abs.
2:36
SPEAKER_02: You enjoy those abs on behalf of all the women that were at Hyde Park last week.
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SPEAKER_04: Probably doing a washing on them for real.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, but so yeah, so Tiny Temper, spectacular.
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SPEAKER_02: Tiny's team, if you're watching, can't get hold of tickets to Bristol, would love to go.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: Like or we were talking about holding a rave here.
2:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: At the shirt factory in Gloucester, there's a huge space, it'll be a really great pop-up.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, where we might even at some point do a little live podcast show.
3:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean we've got to get Tom's Tom on that on board with that, but I'm sure he will if we drop him a beer.
3:05
SPEAKER_04: Sort it out.
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SPEAKER_02: Tom, sort it out, we love you.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, but he was unreal, and then I obviously, as you do, you kind of post on your social media, and I you think nothing of it, you just tag people in your stories.
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SPEAKER_02: And then what notification do I get?
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SPEAKER_02: Tiny gram blue tick is in your DMs.
3:23
SPEAKER_02: I lost my fucking mind.
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SPEAKER_04: I got a million and one screenshots from you, and I think it was like 10, 11 o'clock at night, and normally she is in bed fast asleep.
3:32
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, you fucking message him, get him on the pod, send him wet t-shirt, yeah, lure him in.
3:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, was it him?
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SPEAKER_02: Was it his team?
3:42
SPEAKER_02: Let's hope it was him.
3:43
SPEAKER_02: But what was mad is I then went back through and I was like looking at my stories, and like you can obviously see who's viewed your stories, and at the top it was like Tiny Gram, blue tick.
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SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I have never lost my mind so much, and I was just like, I I can't even, I'm speechless, buzzing.
3:58
SPEAKER_02: And then so I then posted for all the the gals and the guys out there who might appreciate Tiny, yeah, posted him on my TikTok, and then him slash his team reposted it, and I was like, go on.
4:09
SPEAKER_02: But I did follow up with a message after I got the um the emoji response to my Instagram.
4:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, what a guy.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: And I said, um I said, you bet your bottom dollar we'll be talking about those abs on the podcast this week.
4:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck yeah.
4:20
SPEAKER_02: Um great cheese on them.
4:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Christ unreal.
4:24
SPEAKER_02: But honestly, it was unreal.
4:25
SPEAKER_02: Like, I mean, I'm very much like music.
4:27
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I spoke to someone about it this week.
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SPEAKER_02: My musical taste ranges from like Mozart to pit bull.
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SPEAKER_02: So, like, I'm eclectic, I'm diverse when it comes to music.
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SPEAKER_02: But because I office DJ a lot of work, Tiny Temper regularly features and I listen to his bangers all the time.
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SPEAKER_02: So I was like losing my mind.
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SPEAKER_02: I was the year was 2009, I was living my best 16-year-old life.
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SPEAKER_02: It was all unreal.
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SPEAKER_02: And then he did tsunami, and everyone was bobbing from side to side, and it was the whole thing was just class.
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SPEAKER_02: So that was Tiny Temper.
4:57
SPEAKER_02: Then we move on to the main man himself, Mr.
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SPEAKER_02: Worldwide.
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SPEAKER_02: Dale, dale, dale.
5:00
SPEAKER_02: Dale, dale, dale.
5:01
SPEAKER_02: We had the world record attempt for the bold caps.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So I think they counted everybody on the way in.
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SPEAKER_02: So as you walked in, they had little signs being like, world record attempt, put your bold cap on as you can.
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SPEAKER_04: I was gonna ask you how they did that because there's no way they're doing it.
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SPEAKER_04: No one to do.
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SPEAKER_02: So they counted people as they walked in, and then um uh during the actual attempt.
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SPEAKER_02: So Greg James came out on stage, he's the one that's kind of made all the hype around it, and um, they had volunteers stood in the crowd who were then they made everybody stand still for a minute whilst they were playing pit bull, and I was like, I just want to dance.
5:32
SPEAKER_02: I just want to dance.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm just contained, just there, like just still.
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SPEAKER_02: So they didn't have people going around and counting everybody.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, and then basically then they had the the guy from the Guinness World Book of Records there who had to verify it, and then they then reposted later on the behind the scenes where they tell Mr.
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SPEAKER_02: Worldwide that he's like broken the world record, and he's like, And he loves it.
5:54
SPEAKER_02: So great.
5:55
SPEAKER_02: So and I'm honestly like when I say I was with my people, seeing a sea of bold caps and everyone vibing so hard to pitbull just brought me so much joy.
6:05
SPEAKER_02: I love it, was unreal.
6:07
SPEAKER_02: And his dancers, I need a shout out for his dancers as well.
6:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, they're absolutely I think they're called like the baddies, they're called like the baddies or something on Instagram.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: If you click on his profile, you will be able to find them.
6:18
SPEAKER_02: They are spectacular.
6:20
SPEAKER_02: And I said when I saw them last year they were unreal.
6:22
SPEAKER_02: The way they twerk, shake it like a Polaroid picture.
6:27
SPEAKER_02: Did you do that?
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SPEAKER_04: I'd give it- we'd put a video of you twerking on the ground.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: No, I'd show you behind closed doors, I'd give it a good go, but they are out of this world.
6:37
SPEAKER_02: But the the whole the whole thing was a vibe.
6:39
SPEAKER_02: And the one thing I really didn't expect, as well as Tiny Temper and his Merry Band of Abs, was at the end, as like a finisher, so had all the fireworks went off for um I think it was for either Give Me Everything or Time of Our Lives featuring my boy Neo, um they played his band played Wonderwall by Oasis.
6:57
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
6:58
SPEAKER_02: And I exactly, and I really and I was like, I did not have this on my bingo card.
7:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: But it was mad.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: But the whole thing was top tier sensational.
7:05
SPEAKER_02: But if anybody goes to the British Summertime Festival at Hyde Park, which I have a few times, it's great.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: It's got so and I don't know if it's just because Pitbull like broke the record for the number of people that were there.
7:15
SPEAKER_02: Paid more and go golden circle.
7:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:17
SPEAKER_02: Or go VIP because the number, even just the number of people in the Golden Circle bit was chaos.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: And I like looked to the other side and you've got everybody stood like right up against the barrier.
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SPEAKER_02: You couldn't move, it was like sardines, it was hot.
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SPEAKER_02: It was it was a lot, but I would 100% I'd go.
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SPEAKER_02: That's my little piece of advice.
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SPEAKER_02: Everyone, go golden circle.
7:36
SPEAKER_05: Hmm.
7:37
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, what are you loving this week?
7:40
SPEAKER_04: Slightly, slightly different vibe, slightly different vibe, but I will talk about it.
7:44
SPEAKER_04: Olivia Atwood.
7:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh, we love her.
7:48
SPEAKER_04: So it has, I think it came out yesterday, but basically Pete Wicks hard launched her on his Instagram.
7:55
SPEAKER_02: Yes, Queen.
7:56
SPEAKER_04: And hard launched in like the cutest way.
7:58
SPEAKER_02: I haven't seen it.
7:59
SPEAKER_04: And apparently he sent like a hundred red roses to her hotel room as well.
8:03
SPEAKER_04: That's really cute.
8:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I know.
8:05
SPEAKER_04: Charlie Take Note.
8:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
8:07
SPEAKER_04: Charlie, if you're listening.
8:09
SPEAKER_04: Um, but then underneath, what was funny is she said, she commented saying, Oh, so you do listen to my podcast because on her podcast she was talking about how she'll never hard launch someone first.
8:19
SPEAKER_04: And I know someone, my girl Luz, is very like this.
8:22
SPEAKER_04: She doesn't want to hard launch anyone until her wedding day, apparently.
8:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god! That's really iconic.
8:29
SPEAKER_04: But it's really fucking cute because they've been friends for God knows how long.
8:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah um, and that is proof it can start as friends, I think.
8:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, which is weird because I don't agree with that.
8:40
SPEAKER_04: But that's what I'm loving this week.
8:41
SPEAKER_04: I think that's really cute.
8:42
SPEAKER_04: And I don't normally get involved in the whole you know I don't like Love Island, you know I don't like anything like that.
8:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:47
SPEAKER_02: So I used to like Love Island back in the when Liv was on there and like Chris and Kem, that was like peak year.
8:54
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea who those people are.
8:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, okay, great.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Chris Hughes, Chem Sene.
8:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh, shout out for Chris Hughes, that's one of my friends' daughter's uncles.
9:04
SPEAKER_04: I mean, just to She knows Jojo Siwa, shout out just to make it smutty.
9:10
SPEAKER_02: Did you ever see the picture of Chris Hughes?
9:13
SPEAKER_02: Anyone listening might know what I mean.
9:15
SPEAKER_04: What the Oh don't because it Tabitha listens to this, and if Tabs is listening, that's that's her uncle.
9:19
SPEAKER_02: Tabs don't listen.
9:20
SPEAKER_02: Tabs, block your ears at this point.
9:22
SPEAKER_02: The pint glass picture.
9:23
SPEAKER_02: Have you seen it, Rich?
9:24
SPEAKER_02: No.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: What do you think I'm thinking about when I say the pint glass picture?
9:28
SPEAKER_02: He's got his dick in a pint glass, hasn't he?
9:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
9:31
SPEAKER_02: Google it now.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
9:36
SPEAKER_02: No.
9:36
SPEAKER_02: No, this is years ago.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: The fuck?
9:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: Jesus tonight.
9:41
SPEAKER_02: I know, yeah.
9:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, poor Tabitha doesn't.
9:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know he likes his racehorses, but.
9:45
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
9:48
SPEAKER_02: She gotta wow.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: Um Other things I'm loving.
9:52
SPEAKER_02: We the other week we did a lovely bouquet making workshop.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: We did.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: With my lovely friend Carissa.
9:58
SPEAKER_02: Shout out if you're listening.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: It was glorious.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: What a queen.
10:01
SPEAKER_02: So she runs her own floristry business.
10:03
SPEAKER_02: What I love is that she's worked in IT sales for years, and I think she's kind of gone, I want to do something creative.
10:08
SPEAKER_02: So she went and did a floristry course and is now like, fuck it, I'm gonna do weddings, events.
10:14
SPEAKER_02: And actually, the bouquet making stuff is a really good thing to do on a Hendu.
10:18
SPEAKER_02: So if anyone's booking a Hendu or a girls' activity or even baby showering in the Cotts Worlds, have a look at Foxgloven Fable on Instagram.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: Chris is an absolute queen.
10:29
SPEAKER_02: We love her.
10:30
SPEAKER_02: She's a whole vibe, and she has like the best skin I've ever seen, apart from Poppy at Postging.
10:34
SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, it was a really wholesome activity, wasn't it?
10:37
SPEAKER_04: We had a lovely girl's day, we had it, it was just us girls, wasn't it?
10:40
SPEAKER_04: We met some new people and then we had a lunch, and it was just really easy and lovely, wasn't it?
10:44
SPEAKER_02: A few glasses of fears, and it's a bit like if anybody's done wreath making, you're kind of like, fuck, how am I gonna make this look good?
10:50
SPEAKER_02: And she was like, trust the process, don't stress, enjoy.
10:53
SPEAKER_02: And everyone had a great time.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we had a very wholesome day.
10:56
SPEAKER_02: So I would recommend if you're looking for something a little bit wholesome with your girls, Foxglove, and Fable, give her a follow.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: We'll share her on the Graham.
11:04
SPEAKER_02: So, what's your fuck off of the week?
11:07
SPEAKER_02: I got a couple.
11:08
SPEAKER_02: Alright, you my first is um I got heat exhaustion from Pitbull.
11:16
SPEAKER_04: So what is it with my friends getting heat exhaustion?
11:19
SPEAKER_04: Luce got it last year watching Noah Kahan.
11:22
SPEAKER_04: I think she vomited on a train.
11:24
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what?
11:25
SPEAKER_02: I felt I felt sick on the train on the way home, but it was really hot.
11:29
SPEAKER_02: They had free water fill uh water refill stations everywhere.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: So we drank loads and loads of water.
11:34
SPEAKER_02: Um, I was driving when we got home the other side, so I only had like a couple of seltzes, which are water-based throughout the day.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: But I think we were out in the sun, Lucy would go, You didn't wear a hat.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: So Lucy, you were right.
11:46
SPEAKER_02: Um I had I had the bold cap on, which I think just made me sweat even more.
11:51
SPEAKER_02: My scalp was wet like a beehid now.
11:54
SPEAKER_04: That's the hottest part of your body.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: So your heat comes out.
11:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, anyway, I had my bowl cap on.
11:58
SPEAKER_02: I committed to the cause.
11:59
SPEAKER_02: Once I was in, the bowl cap did not come off.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: Um, so I don't think that helped, and there was like zero shade.
12:04
SPEAKER_02: So by the time I did my old another life hack for everyone, when you get home from a night out, have a shower.
12:10
SPEAKER_02: Go to bed.
12:11
SPEAKER_02: You are the clean of that, to be fair.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: Makes you feel so much better.
12:14
SPEAKER_02: So I got home and it was dusty as fuck there.
12:16
SPEAKER_02: There was like just mud everywhere.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: Um, I got home, had a shower, had a peppermint tea, and then went to bed.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I still feel really sick.
12:23
SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Slept through, I woke up and I was like a zombie.
12:26
SPEAKER_02: And I'm usually like, I get up and I'm out.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: And um, yeah, the whole next day I was I was wiped.
12:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:34
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, stay safe out there and stay safe out.
12:37
SPEAKER_02: It's not just old people who get impacted by heat stroke and heat exhaustion.
12:42
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, we'll show fuck off of the week.
12:44
SPEAKER_04: My fuck off of the week is people using inappropriate photos on their dating profiles.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: Expand.
12:53
SPEAKER_04: If you have recently split with someone, and I'm talking recently, and perhaps.
12:58
SPEAKER_05: How recently?
12:59
SPEAKER_04: In the last week, two weeks.
13:02
SPEAKER_04: One, go to therapy because you shouldn't be putting yourself on a dating profile anyway.
13:05
SPEAKER_02: Process your emotions.
13:07
SPEAKER_04: Two, do not use other people's like pets, cars, anything that is belonging to that person in your profile pictures.
13:18
SPEAKER_04: I think it's fucking weird.
13:19
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
13:20
SPEAKER_04: I you have other photos of yourself, yeah.
13:23
SPEAKER_04: And I I yeah, just fuck off.
13:25
SPEAKER_04: I think it's really, really what's the right word?
13:29
SPEAKER_04: Arrogant, the audacity, don't do it.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: What's someone doing on a dating app a week after breaking up with someone?
13:35
SPEAKER_02: Was that a man that did this?
13:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, shock.
13:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, shock.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: Because you know how they say, like, girls process their emotions first, men do the whole so we're talking about the other week, like uh getting over um getting under someone to get over someone else.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: We spoke about how for the most part, hashtag not all men, rich, we see you.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: Um misogynist.
13:53
SPEAKER_02: But most of the time it's women who process their emotions first, you give them six months or whatever, and then they're good to get back on the horse.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: Whereas men don't generally speaking, don't seem to do that.
14:03
SPEAKER_02: They tend to they do the cycle again, yeah.
14:06
SPEAKER_02: And then they then like months later, when you're over them, they're like, No, please come back to me.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: So it sounds to me like he's just trying to, you know, it's just they just do the cycle again.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: Plaster over it.
14:16
SPEAKER_04: And I I it's fucking weird.
14:19
SPEAKER_04: If you think it's funny, there's something wrong with you.
14:21
SPEAKER_04: It's fucking weird.
14:22
SPEAKER_04: Everyone thinks you're fucking weird.
14:25
SPEAKER_02: But if you go on a date with that person, or if like you're signing into someone's DMs, you see them on a dating profile, and you're like, oh my god, I love your dog.
14:32
SPEAKER_04: What are you gonna say?
14:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's not my dog, or my dog, it belongs to my ex.
14:35
SPEAKER_04: Or it's a friend's dog, or it died last week.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: What are you gonna tell them?
14:39
SPEAKER_04: What are you gonna explain?
14:40
SPEAKER_04: You look like a fucking psychopath.
14:41
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what it gives?
14:43
SPEAKER_02: It's get in my van.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to come see my puppies in my van?
14:47
SPEAKER_02: What's the chitty chitty bang bang?
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Jog catcher, yeah.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: Get your bus fly net out, pal.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: Go catch some puppies with it.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Lollipops! Oh, it's just it's weird.
14:56
SPEAKER_04: That's what it's weird.
14:58
SPEAKER_04: Creepy motherfuckers.
14:59
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, that's my fuck off of the week.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: Um, I've got another fuck off of the week.
15:02
SPEAKER_02: Tell me.
15:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, so there's a girl called Mimi Yates who's um a journalist, and I came across her on TikTok.
15:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what my algorithm was doing, because it goes from like some Brazilian band who are playing like Beethoven, but in the style of like funky jazzy music, to then finding this girl Mimi.
15:20
SPEAKER_02: So she essentially went undercover for a period of time in London on the tubes to investigate harassment on the tubes.
15:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I got a story about this, yeah.
15:30
SPEAKER_02: Now, um, apparently it's harassment cases have reached a five-year high, and in what was it, a space of eight journeys, she was harassed four times.
15:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:43
SPEAKER_02: And she showed like footage of some guy like following her and someone else then like basically just like goading her.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: So some of it was like verbal abuse.
15:52
SPEAKER_02: But what's really harrowing, and the whole um she's posted about it on her social media, but I think it also featured in like the Daily Mail and in a few other places.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: What's really alarming is that the CCTV systems on the tubes are not good enough to then catch up capture these people.
16:05
SPEAKER_02: And whilst they've got all these signs up everywhere saying, you know, like the old catch-it bin it, kill it, but whatever the equivalent is, like, British transport police, yeah, see it, report it.
16:14
SPEAKER_02: Apparently, like I can't remember what the stats is, but a lot of the things that are actually recorded, she said, first of all, it's actually hard to record anything and report it, and then like the I think there was like an 11-hour gap from something being reported and it actually being acknowledged.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: By which point that ship hath fucking sailed.
16:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they don't just turn up, that's just not how it happens.
16:35
SPEAKER_04: No.
16:36
SPEAKER_04: I I when I lived in London, it happened all the time.
16:38
SPEAKER_04: Myself, friends, we got because it's so busy, they take their opportunity.
16:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was groped many a time.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: Really?
16:45
SPEAKER_04: And at one time I literally turned around and I was like, touch me again, I'll rearrange your face.
16:49
SPEAKER_04: And I said it very, very loud so the whole of the carriage could hear.
16:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:52
SPEAKER_04: And then he moved away.
16:54
SPEAKER_04: It's just awful.
16:55
SPEAKER_04: But it is, yeah.
16:56
SPEAKER_02: You know, and then I saw something else that was like, you know, when people would sit there and say, like, oh, um, you know, or if women change the way they dress, then these things wouldn't happen.
17:06
SPEAKER_02: And this guy literally went on and he's a vet, and I think he was South African, and he said that, and sorry, trigger warning, because this is awful, but he said that when he was training to be a vet, they got a call to basically say that a man had sexually abused a dog.
17:20
unknown: Yeah.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: And then the next day, so awful.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: So this isn't a change what women are wearing because men are literally trying to fuck a dog, which is a random.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: Let's change men.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: Um, and then the the next day they had the same report but with a chicken.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, what the fuck is wrong with people?
17:36
SPEAKER_02: So I yeah, so I know that's a bit dark, but I actually think it's really important to talk about, and I would just encourage everyone to go and have a look at her um her TikTok, Mimi Ats is her name.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and if you search her name and try and find the article, okay, it's quite eye-opening.
17:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
17:51
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, so it just it really hit me, and I was like, ooh, I just yeah.
17:55
SPEAKER_04: Just to add to that, any woman you know, any woman you ask, every single woman you know will have a story about something, sexual harassment-wise, every single woman.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: And it doesn't need to be physical either, that's the thing.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: It's even just someone looking at you in a horrible way.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: But also, if you see it, say something.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: That was the thing that on her on her TikTok it basically said the number of people that could see that things were happening, yeah, they didn't say anything, and she felt so alone, and it's just awful.
18:20
SPEAKER_02: And I just think, no, step in, do the right thing.
18:22
SPEAKER_04: But it's more um, it's trickier in London because if you walked on like we walk our dogs in the countryside, we do whatever, everyone says hello, good morning, whatever.
18:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I talk to everyone.
18:32
SPEAKER_04: What I noticed when I was in London was you say hello to someone on the tube.
18:35
SPEAKER_04: And if you don't like if you don't know them, you can't say good morning to people.
18:38
SPEAKER_04: People think you're a fucking psychopath.
18:40
SPEAKER_04: So people will just turn away, they won't that it won't actively help.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: I think you're just as guilty if you don't say anything.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, you're not touching someone abusing them, but you're just as guilty.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: Um, to turn this around on a happier note, I've got a quiz for you.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: Go, you good thing.
18:54
SPEAKER_02: And Rich, I'd like you to join in as well.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: So um, if you could both please choose your buzzers, whoever buzzes in first and gets it correct will win a point.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: Olivia, watch your buzzer.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: Very good.
19:08
SPEAKER_02: And Rich, over to you.
19:10
SPEAKER_02: Watch your buzzer of it.
19:11
SPEAKER_00: Don't you still mind?
19:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm on the spot now.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: Um, can I just cough or something?
19:15
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: It's not fucking.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: Who wants to be a millionaire, you dick?
19:19
SPEAKER_02: You know his daughter went to Westernburg.
19:22
SPEAKER_02: Did I?
19:24
SPEAKER_02: No, the the guy that got done for coughing.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the man.
19:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're local.
19:28
SPEAKER_02: Don't cut this.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, they're local.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: His daughter went to Westernburg, and I'm pretty sure she was in the same year as my friend's sister.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: Coffee McCoffison.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: Right, okay.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, what's your sorry sign?
19:42
SPEAKER_00: I can change it to whatever I want after anyway, because No, do something fun.
19:45
SPEAKER_02: Honk.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: Make all the boy musical honk.
19:49
SPEAKER_00: What was yours again?
19:50
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: So no, but I just say honk.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: Just go, Rich! Rich.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: Rich.
19:57
SPEAKER_02: Make it loud, I want to hear it.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
19:59
SPEAKER_02: Okay, right.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: So your quiz is I'm going to read something out, and I want to know: is it a pit bull lyric or is it an inspirational quote?
20:08
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
20:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so number one, are you ready?
20:11
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna start easy.
20:13
SPEAKER_02: Every day above ground is a good day.
20:15
SPEAKER_02: Olivia.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: Very good.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: For a bonus point, can you name the song?
20:20
SPEAKER_04: Fuck.
20:20
SPEAKER_02: No, I can't.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: Come on, you got it in you.
20:23
SPEAKER_02: This is everybody going through tough times.
20:25
SPEAKER_02: Believe me, being there, done that.
20:27
SPEAKER_02: But every day above ground is a good day.
20:28
SPEAKER_02: And no, my rent was gonna be laid about a week ago.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: Come on, you got it.
20:32
SPEAKER_02: I got it, my ass half.
20:34
SPEAKER_02: But I still can't pay it though.
20:35
SPEAKER_02: Time of our lives.
20:36
SPEAKER_02: Yes, there you go.
20:38
SPEAKER_04: Rich, your shit.
20:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:39
SPEAKER_02: 2-0 to Olivia.
20:41
SPEAKER_02: Right.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: Number question number two.
20:45
SPEAKER_02: Success is not final, failure is not fatal.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
20:50
SPEAKER_01: Not pit bull.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
20:52
SPEAKER_02: Have a point.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: Can you name who it is?
20:56
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: No point there.
20:59
SPEAKER_00: John Clue?
20:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: He was a Prime Minister and almost a fame, also a famous dog.
21:06
unknown: Olivia.
21:07
SPEAKER_02: Pristille, yes.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: Three points to Olivia.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: One point to Rich.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: Are we really keeping school?
21:13
SPEAKER_00: We don't need it.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes.
21:15
SPEAKER_02: Advantage point.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: Question number three.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: Complacency is the cousin of death.
21:20
SPEAKER_02: Rich.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: Pitbull.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: Have a point.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: It's not from a song.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: That was just a pitbull quote.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: He's full of quotes.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: So school's the door.
21:28
SPEAKER_02: Three to Olivia.
21:28
SPEAKER_02: Two to Rich.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: Question number four.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: Failure is the mother of all success.
21:33
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: Nice Rich.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: Pitbull.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Is that three all?
21:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is exciting.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: How the fuck does he know this?
21:41
SPEAKER_02: Question number five.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: Started from the bottom, now I own the building.
21:48
SPEAKER_01: Rich.
21:48
SPEAKER_01: Pitbull.
21:49
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
21:49
SPEAKER_02: Have a point.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: Olivia's Am I sure?
21:54
SPEAKER_02: I am this is worldwide.
21:55
SPEAKER_02: Of course I'm sure.
21:56
SPEAKER_02: Right, schools on the door, four to rich, three to Olivia.
21:59
unknown: Right.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: Question number six.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: And I'd like to finish the quote before you both chime in.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: Ask for money, get advice.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: Ask for advice, get money twice.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: Living.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: Yes, and for a bonus point, can you name the song?
22:15
SPEAKER_02: I know you've got it in you.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: Featuring artist Clue, you dress up as her.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_04: I know, I know, I know, I know.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
22:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna open it up, Rich.
22:31
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
22:33
SPEAKER_02: Any clues?
22:34
SPEAKER_02: No, I know I can't remember the name of the song, but I know what it is.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: Three, two, one, feel this moment featuring Christina Alaira.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay, uh chaos.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Are we four all now?
22:44
SPEAKER_02: Can you guys keep your in-schools because I'm losing track now?
22:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
22:47
SPEAKER_02: For all?
22:48
SPEAKER_02: For all.
22:48
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
22:49
SPEAKER_02: Uh okay, number seven.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: Reach for the stars.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: And if you don't grab them, at least you fall on top of the world.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: Rich?
22:57
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
22:57
SPEAKER_01: Pitbull.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: Correct?
22:58
SPEAKER_02: Bonus point, can you name the song?
22:59
SPEAKER_01: No, not a chance.
23:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh and I'm gonna read the next line and then gonna open it up and you can re-honk in.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: Think about it.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: Because if you slip, I'm gonna fall on top of your girl.
23:08
SPEAKER_04: No, no chance.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: It's going down.
23:12
SPEAKER_02: Yelling timber! Fuck's sake, guys, get it together.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: So you people in their car shouting at their radio.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: Five four.
23:23
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
23:23
SPEAKER_02: Five to you.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: Okay, great.
23:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay, number eight.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: Right, there's only ten here, so this it's close.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: Number eight, there's no losing, only learning.
23:33
SPEAKER_02: No.
23:34
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
23:36
SPEAKER_04: It's not pit bull.
23:39
SPEAKER_00: Is it your answer?
23:40
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
23:41
SPEAKER_02: It's not pit bull.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: Incorrect.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Rich.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Pitbull.
23:45
SPEAKER_02: No, you can't steal it.
23:46
SPEAKER_02: You can't steal it.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: Steal it.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: That was not in the rules.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: Scores are saying the same.
23:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm the quizmaster.
23:51
SPEAKER_02: I make all the rules.
23:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm even a movement.
23:53
SPEAKER_04: The producer has to be doing it from now on.
23:54
SPEAKER_02: That was a pitbull quote.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: Okay, number nine.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: Wow, I need I've got a page turner here.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: It's not what you have in this life or what you obtain, it's what you leave behind.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: Pitbull.
24:06
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: That is not from a song, that's just a pitbull quote.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: So we're five all.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: Final one.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: That's exciting.
24:13
SPEAKER_02: Advantage point.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Games.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: That is huge.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: Final one, number 10.
24:20
SPEAKER_02: Live life.
24:21
SPEAKER_02: Don't let life live you.
24:23
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: Pitbull.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: Well done, Olivia.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: Eat shit.
24:28
SPEAKER_00: I'd never hear the end of it.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Love it.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay, and I just want to share with you some of my favourite lyrics from Pitbull.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: Just for funsies.
24:35
SPEAKER_02: Because everyone keeps a piss on him.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: I fucking love the man.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: Do you know another person that can rhyme Kodak with Kodak?
24:41
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
24:42
SPEAKER_02: Who else is doing that?
24:43
SPEAKER_02: Who else is Eminem's not doing it?
24:45
SPEAKER_02: Don't you bring Eminem into this.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: I fucking love him.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm a die hard fan.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: I love Slim Shady.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, so my my my top three Pitbull lyrics are always like a squirrel looking for a nut.
24:58
unknown: Fuck's sake.
24:59
SPEAKER_02: It's good.
25:00
SPEAKER_02: It's good.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: My second one.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I've already quoted it.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: This is for everybody going through tough times.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Believe me, being there, done that.
25:07
SPEAKER_02: But every day above ground is a great day.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: You always say that.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: I say it all the time, and genuinely, I've quoted it on this podcast way too many times.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: Every day above ground is a great day.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: You only on this planet once.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: And then my final one is um slicker than an oil spill.
25:22
SPEAKER_05: Ugh.
25:23
SPEAKER_05: Slick.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: Here ends your pitbull quiz.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: You're welcome.
25:29
SPEAKER_02: I won't bring him up for at least another week.
25:31
SPEAKER_04: Fucking freak.
25:33
SPEAKER_04: Fucking freak.
25:35
SPEAKER_04: Right.
25:36
SPEAKER_04: This is the part where I get our anonymous form out.
25:41
SPEAKER_02: And please do keep submitting them because all we see is gender.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: That is it.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: So for all the guys out there, the rugby boys, um, you know, the the really feral guys, please submit your stories because it's all content.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: James, I'm looking at you.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: He'll know.
25:54
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
25:55
SPEAKER_04: Um, so there's two I'm gonna discuss because we've got more, but we can do them another term.
26:02
SPEAKER_04: So, strap in.
26:04
SPEAKER_04: This is actually one that I'm gonna direct at you.
26:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
26:08
SPEAKER_04: Um, so completely anonymous, it's a lady.
26:12
SPEAKER_04: I'm a secret listener and I've been loving the podcast, but we'd love some advice.
26:17
SPEAKER_04: From what I've heard, Charlie doesn't want kids.
26:20
SPEAKER_04: I'm a woman who also doesn't, and dating is very hard.
26:24
SPEAKER_04: The app people never fill it in.
26:26
SPEAKER_04: And when is it okay to ask?
26:28
SPEAKER_04: As I don't want to waste anyone's time.
26:32
SPEAKER_02: A valid question.
26:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it is a valid question.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: First off, don't be a secret listener.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: Tell your friends.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: Um it's really difficult because I think obviously everyone's got different um reasons for wanting or not wanting children.
26:49
SPEAKER_02: For me, it's always been very much like I always wanted a horse and a dog.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: So every year growing up for Christmas, what do you want?
26:54
SPEAKER_02: I want a pony.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: And every year I'd look out the window, I wouldn't see a pony, and I'd be sad.
26:58
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I think I've always said I think not enough people know how hard it is having children and how much of a sacrifice there is, mainly in terms of time, but also financially.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: And for me, I was always like, if I'm gonna make the decision to have children, I want to want it as much as I wanted a horse and a dog.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I think, like you with your dogs, I there is no part of me that resents mainly because Bryn's insured, there's no part of me that resents him.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: No, um, and you know, when people are like, again, when you're growing up, it's saying, Well, if you get a dog, you're gonna have to walk them in the rain.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
27:32
SPEAKER_04: And I said to the other day, if you suddenly change your mind about a dog, you can find someone to re-home it.
27:39
SPEAKER_04: It's not the fucking same.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: No, um, yeah, you can't push a child back in.
27:43
SPEAKER_02: Soothpaste, out of tube.
27:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I guess first and foremost, for me, that's always where my I've always said never say never.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: And I think actually when I broke up with my ex, and then um maybe I just didn't think they were the right person to have children with.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: And I think there's a period of time where I was like, oh, actually, maybe with the right person I would.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: I met my now partner and I was like, yeah, I'd have his babies, but do I underneath it all, do I really want kids?
28:14
SPEAKER_02: No, could I imagine my life changing?
28:15
SPEAKER_02: I think you've really got to be open to adapting your life and making it work.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: And for some people, that's what they really want.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: Um for me, what do you mean you don't want to be at Dunkerton's in the middle of the day with me with a pushchair?
28:26
SPEAKER_02: Hard?
28:27
SPEAKER_02: No.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think everyone's everyone's different, right?
28:30
SPEAKER_02: And I think it's really difficult because you've kind of just got to hope that you find someone that's on that level.
28:36
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think in terms of if the apps are asking the question of do you want kids?
28:41
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that's necessarily the right thing to do because I think your mind, I think your mind can change for the right person.
28:48
SPEAKER_02: Mine certainly did.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Like I it crossed my mind for a second, and it probably hadn't before.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Um, in terms of how early you bring it up, I think it really depends on ultimately you need to be able to see a future with that person.
29:02
SPEAKER_04: I think the wrong people will be freaked out immediately, and then you've sort of separated the wheat from chaff anyway.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it's hard because it's like how deep do you want to go that early on?
29:12
SPEAKER_04: Um also people need to I do think people need to be putting on a dating profile and putting a truthful answer.
29:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think there's a lot of people like again, dare I say it, I think there's a lot of men that go, Yeah, I really want to be a dad, but they probably don't appreciate the impact it has on a woman's body, on their hormones or their emotions, the sacrifices you make in terms of your career as well.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like the reality is that okay, even if you go back to work full-time and you've got full-time help at home, um, taking not just a year out for Matt Leave, but it's the buildup to it and the time going back afterwards, that can compare to your peer group.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, I work with like qualified accountants, right?
29:54
SPEAKER_02: In my day job when I'm not here, um, the reality is if you qualify at the same time as someone else um and you take two years out, of course their career is going to accelerate faster than yours.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: That's gonna happen because you've taken two years out.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: Like that that's just the reality of it.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: So there's I think often men don't necessarily really consider the full picture of what that will do to a woman.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: And I think there probably was part of me selfishly that as well as not wanting to give up my time, there's an element of when you speak to people and they say, like, and this is the biggest thing that breaks me, oh, I used to ride, but then I had kids.
30:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not willing to give up my horse at all.
30:29
SPEAKER_04: Well, because like I said to you the other day, then you have to combine your children into that so you have that time.
30:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:35
SPEAKER_04: So I think you don't even have your alone time.
30:37
SPEAKER_02: No, so I think if you're gonna do it, I think it I I just think people just need to put a bit more thought into it, and I've maybe put more thought into it than others, and people go, Oh fuck, it's really hard when they've had kids.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, Yeah, everyone says that.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: But some people are like you get some people who's just that that's almost like they're calling in life, like they're born to be mothers, and you know, when people say to me, like, Oh, you're so great with kids, and I'm like, Yeah, but it doesn't mean I want one myself.
30:58
SPEAKER_04: Do you know what I say to people when they go, Oh, you'd make such a great mum?
31:01
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I'd also make a really good stripper, doesn't mean I want the job.
31:05
SPEAKER_02: Um, but I guess just going back to the question in terms of like how early on do you have that conversation, I think you've really gotta, I think you've got to trust that person first before you have that conversation.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: That's just that's just me, because I think it it is whilst you don't want someone else to forego having children if that's what they really want, at the same time the right person would compromise.
31:25
SPEAKER_02: And there are some people who are a bit like on the fence who are like, oh yeah, if the right person I would.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Um it's it's a really it's a really difficult one.
31:33
SPEAKER_04: I actually people need to be more honest.
31:37
SPEAKER_04: I don't know, I think is the bottom line.
31:40
SPEAKER_02: At what point would you have that conversation with someone?
31:43
SPEAKER_04: I think you get a vibe from someone straight away, whether they're gonna be whether it's a fight or like fight or flight.
31:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:50
SPEAKER_04: Um and I tend to put people in boxes, so whether they are gonna be something long term or not, or whatever.
31:59
SPEAKER_04: I I don't know.
32:00
SPEAKER_04: Have that conversation if you need to.
32:01
SPEAKER_04: If I had that conversation and someone went, nope, I'll be like, okay, cool, you've just done me a favour.
32:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're not for me.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
32:09
SPEAKER_04: And it's the the thing that kills people is the constant, like when you get three or four in a row that go, no, because then they're like, fuck, it's me.
32:18
SPEAKER_04: And then you do find someone that goes, cool.
32:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:23
SPEAKER_04: But it's that constant feeling of rejection, I guess, when actually they're just not the right person.
32:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and the other thing I would say, yeah, the other thing I would say as well is I think again, like I mentioned, I I do think again, sweeping statement don't come for me, but I do think that women put more thought into these things than men do.
32:39
SPEAKER_02: So actually, you could be dating someone and they go, Yeah, I want kids.
32:43
SPEAKER_02: They might not have actually put any thought into what is the implication on their life going to be, and they may not have spent time with friends who or maybe they don't have they maybe they don't have friends that have kids, so they don't hear like how hard it is.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: I know obviously there's loads of good points as well, but they maybe don't hear the reality of what it's like to have kids.
33:02
SPEAKER_02: So at which point I'd then be questioning, like, well, you're saying yes, but actually, what does that look like to you?
33:08
SPEAKER_02: What are you willing to sacrifice?
33:09
SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna stop playing Saturday football because you've then got to go to tiny topics?
33:14
SPEAKER_04: Someone who his wife gave birth, and literally the week after she gave birth, he went on a skiing holiday with the lads.
33:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what?
33:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I'm gonna need a reminder after this because that is wild.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's mad.
33:31
SPEAKER_02: That is mad, but also as well, and I think this is probably one of the issues I had previously, is that again, going back to the whole, like it changes your body significantly.
33:41
SPEAKER_02: Um and I think that for me was was a problem.
33:45
SPEAKER_02: And I know that sounds good.
33:46
SPEAKER_04: If you find me one man that wants to push a watermelon out of his nose.
33:50
SPEAKER_02: Out of his nose, that's what they say the comparison is.
33:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: Um so yeah, I hope that answers your question, secret listener, whoever you are.
33:58
SPEAKER_02: I have got a funny one in it.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, go on.
34:02
SPEAKER_04: I know who this is, and I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
34:06
SPEAKER_02: Even though it's on the anonymous form.
34:08
SPEAKER_04: I know who it is.
34:08
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, fun.
34:09
SPEAKER_04: The name is Count Dracula.
34:12
SPEAKER_04: Right male.
34:14
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
34:15
SPEAKER_04: Age 2143.
34:21
SPEAKER_04: Is it normal to laugh uncontrollab uncontrollably after orgasm?
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Ha ha ha no.
34:28
unknown: That's funny.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: Like fits of laughter, like he comes and then just bursts out laughing.
34:34
SPEAKER_04: And it happens all the time.
34:36
SPEAKER_04: You know in Friends with Benefits when Justin Timberlake um he sneezes every time he finishes, yeah.
34:42
SPEAKER_04: It's a bit like that, but he but he laughs every time.
34:45
SPEAKER_04: Could you be with a guy that does that?
34:47
SPEAKER_04: I want to shame him a little bit, so say no.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: No, I think I could.
34:51
SPEAKER_02: I think if you're in a um if you'd be like one of the laughing, you freak.
34:55
SPEAKER_02: If you if that was a one-night stand, it would throw me off.
34:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
34:59
SPEAKER_02: But if that's a long-term partner, yeah, that him and his wife have been together a long time.
35:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, who you're really comfortable with, then I guess you just get used to it.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:06
SPEAKER_02: Rich, what do you think?
35:07
SPEAKER_02: Male perspective.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: Has that ever happened to you?
35:09
SPEAKER_00: No.
35:10
SPEAKER_04: They laugh uncontrollably.
35:14
SPEAKER_04: Woman or man.
35:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was gonna say it has to be a woman, but no, it wouldn't bother me.
35:18
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like a good sign, really.
35:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they had a good time.
35:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: I think if you can if you can laugh, if you feel that comfortable with someone that you can laugh uncontrollably whilst you're as exposed as it comes.
35:32
SPEAKER_04: I think what's funnier is uh because I know who it is, and I know that she knows when it's about to happen, and she goes, no, don't.
35:43
SPEAKER_02: Here we go again.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: I've got a question, and maybe they could count Dracula.
35:48
SPEAKER_02: Could you follow up?
35:49
SPEAKER_02: Does it happen when you're flying solo as well?
35:51
unknown: Oh no.
35:52
SPEAKER_00: Good point and not be true.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm interested to know.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: Good point.
35:56
SPEAKER_00: No one's doing that and laughing.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: So shame.
35:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, please let us know.
36:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm really curious.
36:01
SPEAKER_04: The second part to this before we move on is and do people with a foot fetish have a preferred foot, left or right?
36:09
SPEAKER_02: Maybe they just like feet in general.
36:13
SPEAKER_04: Do you think?
36:14
SPEAKER_04: Does anyone in the room have a foot fetish?
36:16
SPEAKER_04: No?
36:16
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't really like feet.
36:17
SPEAKER_04: I think if I had a foot fetish, I think I'd probably go for a right foot.
36:20
SPEAKER_04: Just because I'm right-handed, it makes sense.
36:24
SPEAKER_04: Is that the most autistic thing I've ever said?
36:26
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
36:29
SPEAKER_04: Today.
36:30
SPEAKER_00: Today.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
36:33
SPEAKER_02: No, I haven't really ever given it much thought.
36:35
SPEAKER_04: So, Charlie's boyfriend, if you're listening, please let us know if you uh laugh uncontrollably.
36:42
SPEAKER_02: Um, I've got an ick for you.
36:44
SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
36:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so this was sent in.
36:46
SPEAKER_02: Um it says, adding to your serenading icks, so when people serenade you, we went to an old work colleague's wedding before, and the groom is a musician, an amateur one at best.
36:58
SPEAKER_02: As she walked down the aisle, he sang a song that he wrote for her and he played the keyboard.
37:04
SPEAKER_02: Once she got to the top of the aisle, she had to stand and face him while he finished the song.
37:09
SPEAKER_04: No.
37:09
SPEAKER_02: He then did a 30-minute speech at the dinner.
37:12
SPEAKER_04: No.
37:13
SPEAKER_02: And the wedding favours were his latest album.
37:16
SPEAKER_04: No!
37:17
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely flawsless every time we think about it.
37:19
SPEAKER_04: Imagine marrying that person and then going, I can't get out of this.
37:22
SPEAKER_04: I'm fucked.
37:23
SPEAKER_04: Ennolment the next day.
37:24
SPEAKER_04: Ennulment.
37:25
SPEAKER_04: I'm not consummating this.
37:27
SPEAKER_04: Get fucked.
37:28
SPEAKER_04: No.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: I can't work out what the worst part of that story is.
37:31
SPEAKER_04: Is it the album has sent me fucking west.
37:34
SPEAKER_04: I'm in Wales right now.
37:35
SPEAKER_04: No.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: As I say, is it the album on the table?
37:38
SPEAKER_02: Is it the walking up the aisle and they're singing to you?
37:41
SPEAKER_02: Or is it having to then stand while they finish their song and you're just stood there like fucking Larry Lona holding a bunch of flowers?
37:48
SPEAKER_04: My body is in the shirt factory.
37:49
SPEAKER_04: My head, Jupiter.
37:51
SPEAKER_00: Thoughts?
37:52
SPEAKER_00: Prayers?
37:52
SPEAKER_00: It's a 30-minute speech for me.
37:54
SPEAKER_02: It's a long time ago.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: What was he saying for 30 minutes and why were people listening?
37:58
SPEAKER_02: He's probably just plugging his album.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: Follow like.
38:02
SPEAKER_02: We're on Spotify.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: Fair play.
38:06
SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
38:07
SPEAKER_04: Right, I've got some absolute fucking doozies of icks for you.
38:13
SPEAKER_04: So a friend of ours, these are actually submitted ones to another place because a friend of ours has a friend who sent me a link to an Instagram called Submit Your Ick.
38:27
SPEAKER_04: Ooh.
38:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:29
SPEAKER_04: Um, and some of them are like, they're not just like toothbrush or something, they're like fully little stories.
38:37
SPEAKER_04: And they're gonna make you fucking cry.
38:38
SPEAKER_04: Let's have it.
38:40
SPEAKER_04: So this is um a girl from the UK.
38:46
SPEAKER_04: After I gave him head, he shouted, Shaba! And asked Alexa to play Mr.
38:52
SPEAKER_04: Pombastic! That's so great.
38:57
SPEAKER_04: Shaba.
38:57
SPEAKER_04: Relationship status ex-boyfriend.
39:02
SPEAKER_04: This is another one.
39:03
SPEAKER_04: Relationship status ex-boyfriend.
39:05
SPEAKER_04: He asked me to hold his hand while he went to the bathroom.
39:09
SPEAKER_04: Sorry?
39:10
SPEAKER_04: The fuck?
39:10
SPEAKER_04: Every time.
39:11
SPEAKER_04: My sister had a boyfriend like that many, many moons ago.
39:14
SPEAKER_04: He couldn't poo without holding her hand.
39:16
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
39:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:17
SPEAKER_02: That's horrendous.
39:19
SPEAKER_02: I cannot.
39:21
SPEAKER_04: So.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: Shaba.
39:23
SPEAKER_04: There's more.
39:26
SPEAKER_04: He opened his activity log on Instagram and proudly showed me all the times he cyber bullied people.
39:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what the fuck?
39:34
SPEAKER_02: That's that is so dark.
39:36
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: Also, people on the internet are awful.
39:39
SPEAKER_02: I know we've spoken about it before, but like, fuck, they're horrible.
39:42
SPEAKER_04: Listen to this one.
39:44
SPEAKER_04: We were lying in his bed and he started telling me how big his sword was and how badly he wanted to poke me with it.
39:51
SPEAKER_04: And only ever referred to it as his sword.
39:56
SPEAKER_02: I don't like that.
40:01
SPEAKER_04: I can't do that.
40:03
SPEAKER_04: He got turned on by the cartoon boing sound.
40:08
SPEAKER_04: He asked me to say boing when I was on top.
40:12
SPEAKER_04: No.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: So she's bouncing around actually going boing, boing.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
40:19
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
40:19
SPEAKER_04: Reverse cowgirl.
40:21
SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine?
40:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh my God.
40:26
SPEAKER_04: That screams childhood trauma.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
40:28
SPEAKER_04: And this one is absolutely gonna send you and everyone else over the edge.
40:34
SPEAKER_04: First date.
40:36
SPEAKER_04: She was seven years older than me.
40:38
SPEAKER_04: She climbed on top of me in bed and said, shame on you for making grandma do the job.
40:47
SPEAKER_02: No.
40:52
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
40:55
SPEAKER_02: I knew that was really gonna upset.
40:58
SPEAKER_02: You know, at first I was like, go on the cougar, like really here for that.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: Good for you.
41:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, don't you refer to yourself as grandma?
41:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't enjoy.
41:05
SPEAKER_04: So strap in, because I'll have more of those next week.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't enjoy.
41:09
SPEAKER_04: Oh so just oh, just to follow on, I did two polls.
41:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:17
SPEAKER_04: Um so this is funny because I did never kiss again or never orgasm again.
41:22
SPEAKER_04: I had a friend say to me, Your questions are too hard.
41:25
SPEAKER_04: That is hard.
41:26
SPEAKER_04: I actually miss how did I miss this?
41:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because she didn't want to pick one.
41:29
SPEAKER_04: But it was 17% that said never kiss again.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: 17?
41:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, which I was really, really surprised by.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: I actually I wouldn't know which one to Yeah, I I would say never kiss again.
41:42
SPEAKER_04: How could you why would you never want an orgasm again?
41:46
SPEAKER_02: But I don't think you orgasm as much as you kiss.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: That's my thoughts behind it.
41:53
SPEAKER_02: And if you're with someone, you kiss them all the time.
41:56
SPEAKER_02: Kissing leads to that, you know?
41:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but but you'll never orgasm again.
42:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:03
SPEAKER_04: Think it through.
42:04
SPEAKER_02: No, I am thinking it through.
42:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm really giving it some thought.
42:07
SPEAKER_02: Really giving it some thought.
42:09
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't ever want to not kiss someone again.
42:13
SPEAKER_04: I reckon I could go without kissing again.
42:14
SPEAKER_02: I love a good pash.
42:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're a bit more emotional than me.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:18
SPEAKER_02: I think I'd have to choose never orgasm again.
42:22
SPEAKER_02: Imagine never kissing someone again, though, ever.
42:26
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
42:27
SPEAKER_02: Well honestly, I'd rather not have to choose, but if I have to choose, gun to my head.
42:30
SPEAKER_04: I'd gun to your head, and hold a pistol to yours.
42:34
SPEAKER_04: And then the other one was um date someone obsessed with their ex or their mum.
42:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I did see this.
42:44
SPEAKER_04: 27% said someone who's obsessed with their ex.
42:47
SPEAKER_04: 73% said mum.
42:49
SPEAKER_04: I'd rather someone be obsessed with their mum than be obsessed with their ex.
42:53
SPEAKER_04: This is a tricky one because again, as we've said, mums and sons is a bit of a it's a bit of a I don't know.
43:01
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, I yeah, I think I probably would have to go mum.
43:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I would, yeah.
43:06
SPEAKER_04: Because if they're obsessed with their ex, then you're basically just style chick forever, I guess.
43:10
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
43:11
SPEAKER_04: For sure.
43:12
SPEAKER_04: Um but yeah.
43:13
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, interesting, interesting.
43:15
SPEAKER_04: The plot thickens.
43:16
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
43:17
SPEAKER_04: If anyone's got any ideas for polls, ping them through.
43:20
SPEAKER_04: I did my merch one yesterday.
43:21
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
43:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, should we talk?
43:24
SPEAKER_04: We can talk about that actually if you want.
43:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, see what the live results are.
43:27
SPEAKER_04: So see what merch people want.
43:29
SPEAKER_04: I did one.
43:30
SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna be able to get merch that's not offensive though?
43:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because I thought we could do phrases of what things we've said.
43:37
SPEAKER_04: Every day above ground's a good day.
43:39
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
43:39
SPEAKER_02: So he's not a copyright.
43:41
SPEAKER_02: Copyright pit bull, yeah.
43:43
SPEAKER_04: If we do merch, what do you guys want to see?
43:45
SPEAKER_04: And I just put a few things, which was caps, phone cases, t shirts, key rings.
43:48
SPEAKER_04: Everyone wants caps, t shirts, or keyrings.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I wanted all of them.
43:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:53
SPEAKER_04: Well, you and I can have a phone case, everyone else can have what they want.
43:56
SPEAKER_04: Um, and our girl Luce did ask if I could do a pair of socks because she wants Some Pilates socks with the grip on the bottom.
44:02
SPEAKER_04: I was like, you can have the first pair of fuck off Rhys.
44:05
SPEAKER_02: I like that, yeah.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: We're getting merch, everybody.
44:08
SPEAKER_02: Strap in.
44:09
SPEAKER_02: Strap in.
44:10
SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, I've got a snog Mario Void for you.
44:12
SPEAKER_02: Go on, hit me.
44:12
SPEAKER_02: Your three people.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: And Rich, I'd like your input on this as well, please.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: We have Pedro Pascal, my boy Glenn Powell, Goon, and Harry Styles.
44:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fucking hell.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: Snog, Mary, avoid.
44:28
SPEAKER_02: Avoid.
44:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
44:30
SPEAKER_02: No, no, remember, snog, marry, avoid.
44:32
SPEAKER_02: You gotta go with the street.
44:33
SPEAKER_02: You didn't do them in order last time.
44:34
SPEAKER_02: I called him out on Richard Rich out.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: Snog Glenn Powell.
44:37
SPEAKER_02: You only want to snog him.
44:40
SPEAKER_04: Marry Pedro Pascal, because fucking hell, he'd be a hoot.
44:43
SPEAKER_04: Avoid Harry Styles.
44:44
SPEAKER_04: Okay, strong.
44:45
SPEAKER_04: And I don't take that lightly.
44:46
SPEAKER_04: That was a difficult one.
44:48
SPEAKER_04: I know.
44:48
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
44:49
SPEAKER_02: Rich.
44:50
SPEAKER_02: Who you snog in?
44:51
SPEAKER_00: Glenn.
44:53
unknown: What a man.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: Who you marry in?
44:55
SPEAKER_02: Such a great mental image.
44:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh Harry Styles.
44:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
44:58
SPEAKER_00: Connections.
44:59
SPEAKER_04: And you're avoiding Pedro Pascal.
45:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:01
SPEAKER_04: Do you know how I describe Harry Styles?
45:03
SPEAKER_04: I think he's a modern day Freddie Mercury.
45:05
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
45:06
SPEAKER_00: The way he dresses and a little bit.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll give you that.
45:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: I like that.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: You know?
45:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna snog Harry Styles.
45:12
SPEAKER_02: Go, you good thing.
45:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm Marion Glenn Powell, obviously.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm snorging that man for a while.
45:17
SPEAKER_04: How are you guys avoiding Pedro Pascal?
45:19
SPEAKER_04: He is the daddy.
45:20
SPEAKER_04: He's daddy of the internet.
45:22
SPEAKER_02: I just there's so many.
45:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm your daddy.
45:25
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen that video when he does that?
45:29
SPEAKER_02: He's in all of those like little meme video things.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: Memes.
45:33
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
45:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm alright for that, but Glenn Powell, you're getting it forever.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: I am finding this.
45:39
SPEAKER_05: But but daddy is a state of mind, you know what I'm saying?
45:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm your daddy.
45:48
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Right.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: To bring it home, we've got some this or that.
45:52
SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm going first.
45:54
SPEAKER_04: You are going first.
45:55
SPEAKER_04: Right.
45:56
SPEAKER_04: Always have a slightly runny nose, or always have slightly bad breath.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh bad breath.
46:05
SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
46:05
SPEAKER_02: You are chewing gum a mouthwash everywhere.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: Imagine your nose running all the time.
46:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
46:11
SPEAKER_04: Send a risky text to exactly the wrong person or receive one meant for someone else.
46:16
SPEAKER_02: Receive one.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: Would you?
46:18
unknown: Yeah.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: Have to smell every candle in a shop while someone watches or describe a smell out loud to the group.
46:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh, describe a smell out loud.
46:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:28
SPEAKER_04: That's a weird one.
46:30
SPEAKER_04: Have someone forget your name after meeting five times or remember a name but get the face completely wrong.
46:38
SPEAKER_04: I know you hate people forgetting people's names, don't you?
46:41
SPEAKER_04: Like when you meet people in.
46:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it would have fut me off and they go, Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, we've met before you prick.
46:45
SPEAKER_02: So I choose the second one.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
46:47
SPEAKER_04: Live to 120 in perfect health or live to 75 with a life so full, it felt like twice that.
46:55
SPEAKER_04: Live to 75.
46:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, me too.
46:57
SPEAKER_04: Partner who's always right, or one who always thinks they are.
47:03
SPEAKER_04: Always right.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: Partner who is actually always right.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:07
SPEAKER_04: Know you're someone's biggest heartbreak or their biggest regret for letting go.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, biggest regret.
47:16
SPEAKER_02: Would you?
47:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to be someone's biggest heartbreak.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm a sour puss.
47:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you regret me forever, you dick.
47:22
SPEAKER_04: Rent free! Yeah.
47:24
SPEAKER_04: Um find out your partner has been venting about you to their friends, or that they never talk about you at all.
47:30
SPEAKER_04: Oh, vent about me.
47:32
SPEAKER_04: I think it's healthy, you know?
47:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
47:34
SPEAKER_02: Okay, you ready?
47:36
SPEAKER_02: Go.
47:36
SPEAKER_02: Find a hair in your food halfway through, or know before you start eating, but be really hungry.
47:43
SPEAKER_02: Halfway through what was the other one?
47:46
SPEAKER_02: So you either either you find it when you're halfway through, or you know from the start that there's a hair in there.
47:51
SPEAKER_02: No from the start.
47:52
SPEAKER_02: Really?
47:53
SPEAKER_02: I'd rather find it halfway through.
47:55
SPEAKER_02: Date someone your family loves, but you're lukewarm on, or someone that you're mad about but your family can't stand.
48:02
SPEAKER_04: Someone that I'm mad about, my family can't.
48:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: Send a very long heartfelt message to a stranger or receive one that was clearly meant for someone else.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: Heartfelt message to a stranger.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's so nice.
48:17
SPEAKER_02: Probably make that day.
48:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:18
SPEAKER_02: Um accidentally sit in something unidentified on public transport, or stepping gum that stretches further than it seems physically possible.
48:25
SPEAKER_04: Stepping gum.
48:27
SPEAKER_02: Um hang on.
48:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I've got a page turn here.
48:30
SPEAKER_02: Relationship where the spark fades but the comfort is everything, or one that stays electric but never quite settles.
48:37
SPEAKER_04: Uh no, I need a regulated nervous system the first.
48:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:42
SPEAKER_02: Be the one who suggests karaoke or the one who gets voluntole to go first.
48:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm going first.
48:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course you are.
48:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
48:49
SPEAKER_03: You're suggesting it.
48:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm fucking here for it.
48:51
SPEAKER_02: Be the person everyone calls in a crisis or the one who always knows what to say at a party.
48:56
SPEAKER_02: Everyone calls me in a crisis.
48:59
SPEAKER_02: I am the in-house therapist.
49:01
SPEAKER_02: Yes! Free off chart.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: Have a job that changes the world, but no one knows it's you, or be publicly celebrated for something that doesn't really matter.
49:10
SPEAKER_04: No one knows it's me.
49:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's nice.
49:14
SPEAKER_04: I think, yeah.
49:16
SPEAKER_04: Are we moving on to random thoughts?
49:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's wrap it up.
49:19
SPEAKER_02: Let's bring her home, let's bring her home.
49:21
SPEAKER_04: So showering with people, sex in the shower.
49:29
SPEAKER_04: Thoughts on that?
49:31
SPEAKER_04: I think it sounds like a good idea, but it's always a fucking logistical nightmare.
49:35
SPEAKER_02: How it looks in a film, it's never like that.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: Spicy.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:40
SPEAKER_02: Like, um what I always forget it.
49:43
SPEAKER_02: What is the film with Sidney Sweeney and Glenn Powell?
49:46
SPEAKER_02: Anyone but you.
49:49
SPEAKER_02: Anyone but you.
49:49
SPEAKER_02: Right.
49:49
SPEAKER_02: The shower scene in that, hold on to your hat.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: Fuck it's hot.
49:54
SPEAKER_02: The reality of it, someone's always cold.
49:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:57
SPEAKER_02: Someone's getting water in their face.
49:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:00
SPEAKER_04: It's not and there as much as there could be a big shower or a little shower, it doesn't seem there's any space.
50:05
SPEAKER_02: No.
50:06
SPEAKER_04: I also don't like people washing each other.
50:10
SPEAKER_04: I what do you think on that?
50:12
SPEAKER_04: Would you get your loofah out and I think it's quite nice.
50:14
SPEAKER_04: Would you wash would you wash hair?
50:17
SPEAKER_02: No.
50:18
SPEAKER_02: But he's taller than me, so no.
50:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:20
SPEAKER_02: Um, but no, I think it it always looks and sounds sexier than the reality of it, which it's all it it leaves room for disappointment.
50:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
50:26
SPEAKER_04: Is okay is my thoughts.
50:28
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
50:28
SPEAKER_04: I think it's a good idea, but in reality it's.
50:30
SPEAKER_04: And then my other one, which I did actually ask my group of friends because I wanted to get a collaborative response.
50:36
SPEAKER_04: Um, is it cheating if you're using like a remote controlled sex toy with someone else?
50:44
SPEAKER_04: So, like a love egg or something, someone's got the Bluetooth app or whatever, it's not your partner.
50:50
SPEAKER_04: Is it cheating?
50:53
SPEAKER_04: Most people said yeah.
50:55
SPEAKER_04: I yeah because it's emotional and something sexual, it's just not You're not just doing that with a friend, are you?
51:01
SPEAKER_04: Like there's no you're doing it with you.
51:03
SPEAKER_04: Well, why not?
51:04
SPEAKER_04: Research.
51:05
SPEAKER_04: We're trying.
51:06
SPEAKER_04: We're going to the pub.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think if you are doing that, you're attracted to the person doing it, right?
51:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, yes.
51:12
SPEAKER_04: Because it's it's a pull that you're attracted to someone, that person doing it.
51:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:16
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I would say if you had to put it in a box, yes, I'd put it in the cheating box.
51:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for sure.
51:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: Just random thoughts.
51:22
SPEAKER_02: I mean, like it.
51:23
SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna finish on a positive note.
51:25
SPEAKER_04: Go on, hold some content.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: So for anybody who's watched Clarkson's Farm, obviously the latest season's been released.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think I saw a banner the other day that said Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister, which I really enjoyed.
51:39
SPEAKER_02: And I know everybody's got differing opinions on him, but the one thing I will say is that in terms of educating the UK on where their food comes from and how farms work and just British agriculture all together and the challenges that people face, he has been brilliant for it.
51:52
SPEAKER_02: So shout out to him and his team.
51:54
SPEAKER_02: And so many people have learned so much from him.
51:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, now for anybody who has watched it, you will know that he does announce on there that he got diagnosed with prostate cancer.
52:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, and obviously him talking about it on the show, he reaches so many people.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: Um Prostate Cancer UK said that within 24 hours of that episode being released, 17,000 men booked an appointment to get themselves checked.
52:21
SPEAKER_04: And do you know what?
52:22
SPEAKER_04: I don't just think it's because someone famous has done it, I think it's because it's him, because he's seen as a very hardy, tough bloke.
52:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and he's gone, I'm gonna admit defeat here.
52:31
SPEAKER_04: Something's fucking wrong with me.
52:32
SPEAKER_04: And it appeals because otherwise they just go, I'm alright, I'll be alright.
52:36
SPEAKER_04: I'm not good, I don't need to go.
52:37
SPEAKER_04: Do you know what I mean?
52:38
SPEAKER_04: Especially farmers as well.
52:39
SPEAKER_04: Farmers don't go to A and E to the doctors for like, trust me, I've lived it.
52:43
SPEAKER_04: They're stoic as a buck.
52:44
SPEAKER_04: You have to make them go.
52:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:46
SPEAKER_02: So um, but at the time at which I jotted this down, just him announcing it, so 17,000 people within 24 hours, but all in all, over 50,000 men have gone and got themselves checked.
52:56
SPEAKER_02: And what's really alarming is that in the early stages there are zero symptoms.
53:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:01
SPEAKER_02: So I think people don't go and get themselves checked because they think they're fine.
53:04
SPEAKER_02: So if you have a brother, an uncle, a dad, a male colleague, a male friend, please encourage them to go and get checked.
53:13
SPEAKER_02: Agreed.
53:13
SPEAKER_02: Because it's alarming, it's like the silent killer of men.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: And above all else, what's really great is the boy Jeremy is now all clear.
53:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:20
SPEAKER_02: Which is wonderful.
53:21
SPEAKER_02: So check your prostates.
53:24
SPEAKER_04: So, anyway, we're gonna fuck off for the week now.
53:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:27
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53:33
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53:35
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53:38
SPEAKER_04: Stay toxic.