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- 0:00okay so last week was your dick news M mhm Y and I promised I was going to have
- 0:05a dick news story sure did you go out and create a dick news story just for
- 0:09this episode no I didn't there was I've already had something planned MH okay I
- 0:14I haven't had it done yet all right yep intriguing I'm getting like the ultimate
- 0:20dickpic welcome to multiple
- 0:24nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
- 0:30nerdgasm your guide to All Things
- 0:38nerdy x-ray not an x-ray a camera is
- 0:42involved oh oh okay and camera is going
- 0:48in man damn oh I feel it I feel it now I
- 0:54haven't had it done yet I'm booked in now I now unload a DAT it's happening on
- 0:57the 5th of February mhm oh man that's soon that it's two weeks away now when I
- 1:04originally saw the doctor she said we're just going to do it under a local oh and
- 1:09if you're feeling a bit anxious though we can give you something to make you a
- 1:11little sleepy and I'm like yeah I'm [ __ ] anxious you're going to give me something
- 1:15100% [ __ ] hell but now the I had the
- 1:20pre-admission call with the nurse and I've read some information it looks like
- 1:24they're putting me completely under now and I am okay with this 100% if someone
- 1:30not want to be away putting stuff in my dick I want to not be
- 1:34there exactly yeah that she did say it's a very small camera
- 1:39and yeah I'm happy you don't have like a Polaroid camera or something yeah what
- 1:44what would be the size of the camera that you'd be okay with you know what I
- 1:46mean I don't think there is any size I would be okay with so there is that sex
- 1:52act I think it's called sounding have you heard of this where I have guys like
- 1:57long thin needles inserted into their
- 2:00EAS now I've I've never quite understood why that would be something that you
- 2:07would want but uh who knows maybe I come out of this and that's my new thing yeah
- 2:13exactly genital news oh Matt's not here oh yeah Matt's not here oh well done for
- 2:19remembering yep Matt's in Austin Texas U being
- 2:23austintatious keeping it weird I do want to go to Austin one day yeah so do I
- 2:28actually so do I that whole city the whole thing is like Keep Austin Weird is
- 2:34that their tagline is it that's their tagline that is an actual thing well I
- 2:37know they have a couple of great film festivals there mhm and some uh big
- 2:42music scene Texas used to kind of I don't know I I assume Texas was just a
- 2:47just a cowboy state the way I see Austin the way I see Texas are very different
- 2:51yeah yeah Texas is the cowboy state with everyone walk around with cowboy hats
- 2:55and guns and then there's Austin yeah yeah cowboy hats and Musical instruments
- 3:01maybe no guns still guns in Austin yeah
- 3:05okay fair fair it's it's still Texas sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but they
- 3:10also have musical instruments as well it's not just a gun not just a gun
- 3:13that's one of those I think Texas is one of those weird places where you can like
- 3:17just carry with a pistol in a whole store yeah the funny kind of ironic
- 3:22thing about open carry is that that used to be the way you proved you were
- 3:27trustworthy if you open Carri if you had your gun on your HIIT people knew okay
- 3:31this guy's carrying a gun but he's not hiding anything if you did a concealed
- 3:34carry which is what you have to do in Most states in America I believe which
- 3:38is you know the gun has to be hidden from view that's how you knew someone
- 3:41was a dodg you know what I mean like yeah why do you need to hide your gun
- 3:45mate yeah I I just I I just find so weird that you can just walk around with
- 3:49guns just in general yeah I do like guns though oh yeah get me wrong I like guns
- 3:53as well I I don't actually want one or want one near me but uh you know
- 4:00theoretically I I like them I I like yeah I like going shooting I like going
- 4:04to the range and give me a gun and I'm going to shoot at a TG I've only done it
- 4:08one time but I'll do it is there a range in Hambra no oh there is but it's a bit
- 4:13different here I think I have to go with someone who's a member things like this
- 4:18but when I go to LA in August I'm going to go to the gun range there y yeah
- 4:24that's actually it's a sort of a fun half a day out oh absolutely you you
- 4:29rock up and you go what type of gun off this wall would you like to Fire and
- 4:33then buy some ammo and Away you go y y I Did It For the First Time recently and I
- 4:39absolutely loved it and what was great I went with three people and all of us
- 4:43wanted to shoot a different gun you know what I mean so like I wanted to shoot
- 4:47handguns I wanted to shoot the old timey snubnose 38 and I wanted to shoot like
- 4:51the the Glock 9 mm so they were the two that I picked had a great time um but
- 4:55then one of my mates was like no [ __ ] it I just I want to fire a machine gun and
- 4:58my other mate was like like I want to fire a sniper rifle so it's just fun to
- 5:02see what guns people choose yeah cuz I I I I I tried a rifle I tried a hanger but
- 5:08I didn't try like a revolver which I'm kicking myself for not doing I really
- 5:12want to fire a revolver it's fun but it's so hard it's hard to aim I mean
- 5:17they're not really made to aim they're made to just shoot from the hip and hope
- 5:19for the best right and they're heavy too compared to a you know a modern pistol
- 5:24okay that's what I'll be doing I'm going to go in August I'm going to shooting
- 5:26and I'm going to go get get one and it's going to happen going to shoot a
- 5:31revolver at a zombie cuz you that's awesome when I went there last time you can get like
- 5:37the different posters and that's great that's great you know there should be
- 5:42like a a paintball or whatever where you verse characters I think I've seen a few
- 5:48of them yeah cuz that would be I've seen a few that have tried okay but but I
- 5:54don't think it's sort of a hard business to get because you need you'd have to
- 5:59hire lot of people to yeah that's true be the actors and I think that's where
- 6:03you struggle it could be that you cuz usually you go with a group and then you
- 6:07get put up against another group you just get or you get added to a bigger
- 6:11group or whatever which would be cool but you'd have to other people if most
- 6:16of the time people aren't really going to play along with all I meant to be a
- 6:19zombie or me it's going to be uncoming at sh yeah mind you the first time I
- 6:24ever did paintball I've only done it a couple of times but the very first time
- 6:28was a great experience because we were up against these foreign guys and um I
- 6:32was too young to necessarily know the nuance and be able to pick the the
- 6:36accent but they were just foreign but stalking Through the Jungle trying to
- 6:40figure out where the enemy is and then just hearing this foreign language
- 6:43Whispers through it's really immersive so that was a [ __ ] great experience
- 6:47yeah I do love paintball yeah it's just hard to organize yeah it is the thing I
- 6:52love about paintball though is is as opposed to like laser tag or VR is just
- 6:57that it hurts so much to get shot that you just you go out of your way to not
- 7:03get shot so there's just this realism that's just not there with laser tag
- 7:07yeah laser tag oh I got shot big deal I walk there I come back and yeah you're
- 7:11not even really sure if your guns are actually doing anything half the time
- 7:15that's right that's right um before we move off dick news I know we've segue a
- 7:19little bit but um I've got some vintage dick news o so we we probably don't have
- 7:25a specific jingle for vintage dick news especially don't think we do Matt's not
- 7:29here this this week so um but uh you remember the old Batman TV series from
- 7:35the 60 that's the one Adam Weston and Bert Ward right Bert Ward who played
- 7:41Robin evidently had a massive dick massive I have heard this before I i'
- 7:47heard that too right but apparently when the first time they put him in the suit
- 7:52you know which is basically tights Network Executives were like we can't put that on
- 7:58TV so they actually put Bert Ward on a
- 8:03course of penis shrinking
- 8:05pills what yeah they exist and he agreed
- 8:10to take them yeah apparently he stopped at a certain point and was like you know
- 8:15what I don't think I want to keep taking this yeah especially because being there
- 8:21he's actually quite famous and probably he's getting to use I yeah I I from what
- 8:26I've read he he used it a lot yeah so but yeah I just can't imagine that's a
- 8:31it's a weird problem to have isn't it yeah and it's almost one of those things
- 8:35where you wouldn't be offended by it you know like even with the inconvenience
- 8:40look uh we want to give you the part of Robin but uh your dick's too big for
- 8:44television mhm you know you'd be like well you know I'm gutted that you're
- 8:48considering not giving me the part but on the other hand but thank you
- 8:53thanks so he agreed to uh he agreed to take the pills to take them for a while
- 8:58and then probably got that little bit of a bigger star that he got to a point
- 9:01where not taking him anymore yeah I wonder if you watch the first series and
- 9:06then say the third series whether you can notice a
- 9:09difference i' have to go and have a look just stare at his junk yeah yeah but
- 9:15it's one of those weird things like everyone knows like the' 60s Batman but
- 9:18it wasn't really on air for very long no that's right and actually by the third
- 9:22series it was massively unpopular which is why it suddenly became very gimmicky
- 9:28adding new characters and try desperately to improve ratings but it
- 9:32was it was really only that initial series that first series and then the
- 9:35movie that was as popular as we assume the whole thing was now looking back
- 9:39yeah cuz what was it I think it was like 66 to 68 or something crazy yeah yeah
- 9:44whereas if you think about it it just feels like there's hundreds of episodes
- 9:48and that it was on forever but that's what we grew up watching yeah that's
- 9:52right now granted Seasons used to be longer back then so there's there is
- 9:58probably dozens and dozens of episodes per series but even so there's only
- 10:02three series I'm just having I'm going through and having a look at some of
- 10:05them now and God I think I want to go back and watch it and just see how yeah
- 10:09aw and terrible this show was yeah I watched the first episode and then the
- 10:14second part of the first episode like a year or two ago and loved it it was
- 10:18really good but I didn't know if I actually had the patience to just then
- 10:24continue watching more of that having a look so oh okay so this is probably why
- 10:29we thought there was so many season 2 60 episodes oh [ __ ] there you go there you
- 10:34go season one with 34 and how many I think 32 was a bit shorter right cuz I
- 10:40think that's when your interest 26 26 okay so there's over 100 episodes yeah
- 10:45okay yeah but just crammed into three years same bat Time same bat channel was
- 10:51it week to week or there multiple ones per week cuz you know every episode was
- 10:55two episodes every story was was two episodes were they one night and then
- 10:58the next or no no this is back then it was you waited a week could you imagine
- 11:05doing that now yeah although as I've said I really quite liked having to do that week to
- 11:12week with the Mandalorian yeah that's true yeah cuz I probably would have
- 11:15watched them in an afternoon they're short there was only a few episodes and
- 11:19actually having it drawn out because here's the thing that I don't like about
- 11:23binge watching shows is that you never get a sense of time passing like you
- 11:28watch them all back to back and you kind of think this all happened in a day
- 11:31whereas if you wait a week the writers can actually have little time jumps and
- 11:36it does feel like time has passed well here's the other thing I think I found I
- 11:40think I paid more attention I I think that's fair as well yeah you won't just
- 11:45B watching you by the time you sort of get to the second third you're still
- 11:49watching but your sort of mind's wondering a bit you're playing on your
- 11:51phone a bit more or you doing other things but with this it's this is all
- 11:55I'm going to get and I'm going to have to wait a week and yeah I paid more
- 11:58attention yeah I've got a rule now I'm not allowed to have my phone while I
- 12:01watch TV and I I don't mean if like [ __ ] mared at first sight's on I I
- 12:05mean like if I'm if I'm watching a show yeah that somebody put effort into the
- 12:09writing and producing of it then the least I can do is keep my two eyes on it
- 12:14out of respect for them but also because you do tend to miss [ __ ] I think that's
- 12:18fair yeah so that's that's that's my thing and if I feel like I'm looking at
- 12:22my phone then I'll I'll press pause and I'll go and do whatever I want to do do
- 12:26what you going to do I to focus but no I I'm actually hoping we see a bit more of
- 12:32this week to week cuz I think it's better now than it used to be like week
- 12:36to week in the past was if you miss this you never get to see this episode again
- 12:42that's right that was your one shot yeah until it goes on to repeats in in years
- 12:48time yeah the the one that I remember
- 12:52was the first season of 24 which is you know 15 20 years ago now but torrenting
- 12:58wasn't as big then as it was now it was a thing but I mean even you know I
- 13:03wasn't so sure how to do it and I missed one episode and if you've seen 24 you'll
- 13:08know you have to watch every episode for it to make sense and I was I have heard
- 13:12that I was gutted that I'd missed one so I ended up finding a torrent file that
- 13:17downloaded and this is also before vcl and you know media players that could
- 13:21play everything I found one torrent that was a file I could only play the video
- 13:26of but had no sound and so I spent another day finding one that I could
- 13:31play just the sound but not the video and I literally took my computer yeah
- 13:36into my brother's room and literally played them both so I was had two two
- 13:42[ __ ] files playing at the same time trying to SN it up at the same time
- 13:46that's see that is far too much effort that's what we had to do if we missed an
- 13:49episode of something whereas now you don't have to watch it the second it
- 13:54comes out you can watch it whenever you want and you can still take your time to
- 13:57yep so more of this I think yeah all you have to do is stay off the Internet it's
- 14:02actually not that hard yeah it's true the only reason why
- 14:06people come across spoilers is because you're looking at stuff about the
- 14:09subject you want maybe look nine times out of 10 that's true but I also have a
- 14:14bunch of [ __ ] on my Facebook who literally put their status as you know
- 14:19how dare you punch baby Yoda you know and it's like I didn't want to know
- 14:23anything about it like and I'm sure that's not a big spoiler but like [ __ ]
- 14:27you for saying anything that's why I just don't use Facebook that that can be
- 14:32a little bit hard but for me I don't know I just stop reading yeah yeah I
- 14:36have to focus I stop focusing and I plus I forget about 3 seconds anyway yeah
- 14:41well is that true but I've also I mean I try to I try to accept the philosophy
- 14:45that it's not what happens it's how it happens so you could know everything
- 14:49about it and still which is why you can watch an old movie and uh and and still
- 14:53and still love it like no matter what people tell you and how they explain it
- 14:56to you it's still the way when you watch is going to be different yeah the way
- 15:01you interpret it the way you feel about it it's still going to be your own so
- 15:04spoilers don't affect anything # death of the author you know I'm rereading
- 15:08Snow Crash by Neil Stevenson have you ever come across that book no it's like
- 15:13it's not Star Wars no but it is quintessential cyber punk from the early
- 15:18to mid90s right and um it's a very good book I'm only halfway through my reread
- 15:23because it's it's an absolute Beast of a book but it became very famous because
- 15:27it was written when the internet that was a brand new concept and it was quite
- 15:31prolific um and some of the things that it mentioned started to to come true and
- 15:38and and so people were really interested in this book it's and and I I read it
- 15:42when I was 20 and I [ __ ] loved it it's a great read I'm reading it now and
- 15:45I'm loving it twice as much and what's better than reading something that feels
- 15:50really prolific is reading something that we've now practically surpassed in
- 15:56terms of technology and it's not how it is at all you know what I mean there's
- 16:01this whole that like a metaverse right it's like a virtual reality version of
- 16:06the internet that everyone's jacked into right seems very very futuristic and
- 16:11sci-fi except no one has a handheld way to get onto the internet so all these
- 16:17people are existing in this thing but they have to go and plug into a terminal
- 16:21yeah so we're sort of we're past that now though you do have this handheld
- 16:24yeah like there's plot points in this where someone needs to get on the
- 16:27internet and so they have to to find a place to Jack into the internet cuz
- 16:32that's at the time yeah when internet cuz that was actually a time if it was
- 16:35like early '90s that's sort of before internet yeah it's before the worldwide
- 16:39like even before dialog like that's well it was yes and it was at the time when
- 16:44you know if if you wanted to go to a website you had to know the phone number
- 16:47of that website oh with all the message boards and oh and yeah so yeah probably
- 16:53hasn't aged that well no but it's still a great read and actually that's not
- 16:57what it's about it's it's it's about kind of linguistic viruses and and all
- 17:02it's it's great it's a really really wonderful wonderfully imaginative book
- 17:06but uh yeah it's funny how technology ages
- 17:10yeah happens so quickly these days but
- 17:14speaking of cyber Punk things cyberpunk 2077 uh delayed which is disappointing
- 17:20and this one hurts a bit it's sort of it's sort of a little bit annoying cuz
- 17:24they've gone the game's playable yeah but they want just polish and cuz the
- 17:30world is so big and they want to make sure it's all fleshed out you know what
- 17:34I'm actually fine with that go for it if you need the extra if you think you need
- 17:37extra time you take that extra time yeah I mean there's so many games that get
- 17:41rushed to release that are just not ready and and with this type of game you
- 17:47don't want it to be that you got this huge City but then they've rushed it out
- 17:51so you get to a point and it's there's nothing to do yeah yeah that's right
- 17:56yeah you're just trying to get in doors that don't open or whatever
- 18:00watching comments and God people annoy me what are they saying [ __ ]
- 18:06you pretty much was one person was like oh I've taken holidays off for this like
- 18:12the game's 3 months it's not like they're delaying it tomorrow do that I'm
- 18:16taking time off for this um I know I'm just one person but they've lost a
- 18:20customer now and I'm and then they actually said not going play it at all
- 18:25now well and then they actually said like yeah because I might go watch it on
- 18:29on Twitch okay like I might go watch streams of it but I'm not going to have
- 18:32time to play it now so you lost a custom and listen to yourself yeah my
- 18:39God like I could understand being upset if if it was you at tomorrow and they
- 18:44came out went sorry we're delaying it for 5 months yeah then you can be pissed
- 18:49off that you've got your holidays planned and but 3 months hey boss I'm canceling
- 18:55my leave I'm going later man I wish I had the kind of life where I could can
- 18:58use up my holidays just to play a new [ __ ] AAA title coming out like
- 19:03[ __ ] gone of the days gone are the days another thing I look at is like if
- 19:09you were so eager to play this you could find time yeah yeah yeah like quite
- 19:15easily like come home from work weekends but there are so many people out there
- 19:21who just are oh this is ridiculous I'm going to boycott
- 19:25and yeah not playing a game because wanted to play it but couldn't play it
- 19:31is I'm struggling to come up with an analogy but that just sounds dumb it's
- 19:35just it's just a dumb motivation I was one thing I was Finding
- 19:40weird is cuz I haven't seen a lot a lot of advertising for cyber
- 19:43Punk no that's and I was hoping they were going to go down the path that
- 19:47they're not going to spend $100 million on advertising and just yeah try and
- 19:53release it on its own but that the reason why we may not have seen is
- 19:56because they were considering pushing it back so why advertising now yeah that's
- 20:00true but something I really want a big game company to do is not spend 10000
- 20:06million on Advertising yeah5 yeah that spent that budget for
- 20:13advertising on that was huge and it made its money back but I don't know if you
- 20:18need to do it for games yeah I tend to think so too because I mean maybe we're
- 20:23different but but I I know I don't get swayed by advertising on games I I'll
- 20:29I'll play games that I know are coming out for two years before they're out you
- 20:33know or games that you guys tell me to play or that I read about
- 20:37independently yeah but I don't I don't need to see a billboard or anything like
- 20:42that most of the people most of Gamers out there like just discussing it in
- 20:48doing interviews streaming it giving out to like influences you can't avoid it I
- 20:54also think that's the best way to advertise full games don't need no
- 20:59that's right because actually the the people that are the target audience for
- 21:03this you would assume um would actually be more susceptible to non-traditional
- 21:08advertising like yeah you know like YouTube content content based
- 21:13advertising influencers and playthroughs and all that stuff I'd love to see like
- 21:17a Bethesda or Rockstar just go to like an E3 or one of their own things and go
- 21:22hey we've been working on this as you know uh it's life now go for it yeah yeah like not a
- 21:29yep we de there here's a video and wait another six months I wanted just to go
- 21:34yeah yeah and I want someone to take the risk yeah cuz it is a risk cuz I could
- 21:39be wrong MH mhm and I could cost them millions of dollars but I don't think I
- 21:45am you mentioned GTA 5 and and I'm I'm haven't played the GTA for many years i'
- 21:50not played any of the more recent ones but I was tempted to have a look at five
- 21:54when I found out that they have um ported and modded the entirety of Vice
- 21:59City into GTA 5 oh they have yeah so you can play like a essentially a remaster
- 22:04of Vice City but on the GTA 5 engine that would be cool yeah cuz that was a
- 22:09great game yeah absolutely I wish they would actually just do a remaster of
- 22:12that and put that out yeah cuz a music in that game was fun yeah which I I like
- 22:17the reason I like that better than the next one San Andreas was simply because
- 22:21I like the characters and setting a lot better with Vice yeah like once I was
- 22:27you know a a a street tough in you know Compton that's that's less interesting
- 22:32to me than you're not really related to that character at all some swaave
- 22:37gangster in a you know GDA 5 you might like yeah okay cuz they do it's a bit
- 22:42different at this time there's three different characters and you play all
- 22:45three so you switch between them what like Maniac
- 22:49Mansion yeah sweet so and if you do want to play it and I know I keep plugging
- 22:55the Xbox game pass and I get nothing for it but my God Great Value but GTA 5 is
- 23:00now on Game Pass so okay you could 15 bucks a month
- 23:06you could download that game and play it interesting Game Pass is I think it's
- 23:12great and I think it's great for people like it's just great for everyone like
- 23:16the games they put on there are amazing I just don't understand how they can do
- 23:20it well I guess they still they still rely on people purchasing a game at
- 23:26launch right cuz there there's usually a before games are added to Game Pass
- 23:30right or well no not for not for
- 23:33Microsoft first party games so like Halo
- 23:37uh fors are all of them they are day one they're on Game Pass right like even
- 23:43gears five that just came out from the day it was there it was just on games games
- 23:48pass there you go yeah so if you do want
- 23:52to give it a try get a play play it on Game Pass give it a try there
- 23:56interesting and you probably get a three month trial so if you try that out you
- 24:00can have it for a month and if you like it you like it and if you don't you
- 24:03don't yeah well I've got no real argument against Eno but you do need
- 24:08time it is a big game sure sure you know what game I I'm curious to try and it's
- 24:14not out on Xbox yet it's only on the PC but I believe it's coming to Xbox or
- 24:19coming to consoles this year uh and that's called This Land Is My Land do
- 24:24you know this one this land is no I haven't heard of that one it's a Native American
- 24:29open world it basically seems like uh Red Dead In Reverse okay and it looks
- 24:36beautiful you play this like little Navajo Brave and he's like uh you know
- 24:41existing in the wilderness fighting Cowboys and uh yeah just looks looks
- 24:48like something I could like get super lost in okay I wouldn't mind playing that
- 24:53cuz I like that type of game yeah yeah yeah me too and this just looks beautiful
- 24:59I just hope it comes cuz I can see it's on Steam now I just really hope it does
- 25:03come to conso yeah I've read that it has or give me achievements yeah
- 25:07yeah chiev I hate achievement I can't stop them though can't quit them you're
- 25:14addicted you know what I've been playing this
- 25:17week no Conan you went back to it I went back to Conan man I just can't quit this
- 25:24game this is like you just playing vanilla or did you get one of the DLCs
- 25:30listeners to this podcast longtime listeners will know I played this game
- 25:32in beta like I played this like pre-release and and then this is like my
- 25:38third playthrough of it proper playthrough like start again Y and um I
- 25:43just keep I just keep going back into it and there was an update there was a 2020
- 25:47update a couple of weeks ago it was like 20 gabes plus and uh I was like oh yeah
- 25:54well I mean I can't see any differences other than the fact that it crashed
- 25:57three times I was off work on Friday and I played for an entire day because it's
- 26:02a [ __ ] it is a Time burglar this game it is one of those games where you don't
- 26:07you're not really doing anything but you're just wandering around and then
- 26:10you set yourself a little Target yeah yeah you set yourself arbitrary targets
- 26:14but then you get obsessed with completing those targets and it's
- 26:18actually not fun it's you know what I mean like it's you don't keep playing it
- 26:22because it's fun you keep playing it because you got to keep playing it yep
- 26:27I'm going to try not to play it anymore I will play it I I actually I
- 26:33won't play it again and that annoys me you probably shouldn't I I'm right now
- 26:37my my thing is to uh discover all discoverable locations that could be
- 26:42quite hard yeah so I'm I'm just uh you can put cheats on I haven't put cheats
- 26:47on the the only that's how I got most of the achievements in that the only
- 26:50cheating I've done is the fact that I've downloaded a map um with all the the
- 26:55spots just to see which ones I missed because obvious obviously I've I've
- 26:58gotten all the ones that are obvious so any that I don't have are hidden you
- 27:02know so so I'm looking for yeah that that makes sense if you do want to find
- 27:06and sometimes they can be quite difficult yeah yeah and you don't know
- 27:10if you're done or not yeah exactly I mean some games like uh fallout you know
- 27:15there's a there's a perk that you can choose that that highlights every every
- 27:18location on the map you know what I mean I just I think of it as the same as that
- 27:23same as that yeah I I went through there's only one achievement I need and
- 27:26that's to stand on something had to kill you know I I when I was playing it the
- 27:31other day I kept thinking about that the whole time cuz I also don't have that
- 27:35particular achievement and uh it's the one that comes out most on the pause
- 27:40screen when you just uh when you just pause and it just lets you know what
- 27:44achievements you still have yet to get um and so I did try it a couple of times
- 27:49it's quite a hard achievement to because for whatever they don't want you on
- 27:54their heads so you basically got to jump on their head when there's only one more
- 28:00hit before they die because otherwise they'll just buck you off and also what
- 28:05can help with getting this is actually to um be carrying a lot oh okay that
- 28:11makes you heavier heavy armor too I guess would help that yep but you basically want to
- 28:17be over incumbent yeah right well actually I've got uh I've I've got the
- 28:22perk that uh doesn't allow me to be over encumbered now so I can carry whatever
- 28:26the [ __ ] I want which is good that might make it a bit easier the way only way
- 28:31I've seen to do this is really in Co-op sure yeah right yeah
- 28:37yeah kind then just get out of my head man get out get out that's good though
- 28:43you it's always good to have a game you can go back to have you gone back and
- 28:46played that uh oh what was it that Evolution um no I have not ancesters I
- 28:53haven't have you I hate you for making me buy that game both bought it on the
- 28:58same weekend I know I haven't gone back to it and I've it's sitting there like
- 29:02when I when I go down to the tile for Conan it's right next to it so it's like
- 29:07hey man remember you bought me because it doesn't hold your hand yeah at
- 29:12all you don't really know what to do or yeah it's just a little bit more
- 29:18difficult I do want to get back I do as well but to be honest I mean there's
- 29:22there's games I enjoyed more that I have also yet to go back to you know so why
- 29:27don't something I think it's actually a good game and if I gave it more time I'd
- 29:31probably enjoy it but yeah there are games I actually quite like what was
- 29:34that game that came out about two years ago that medieval game Kingdom Come that
- 29:39was great and that's so huge that I I played it for weeks and was you know it
- 29:45barely scratched the surface but it just demanded so much more of me and I I just
- 29:50I didn't go back to it that game is not easy with combat no no it's not but what
- 29:55I love about it's it's so realistic that it's almost boring in times but boring
- 30:01in an exciting way didn't she go on a date yeah yeah going on a dates and you
- 30:05literally just have to walk slowly down by the river and talk with someone yeah
- 30:09I've done that mate have you buried your dad no they [ __ ] sack your village
- 30:13and you you find your dad's body and then you've got to just stand there to
- 30:17like [ __ ] dig a hole to bury your dead dad and it's raining and it's
- 30:21amazing it's amazing I know I need to give I need to sit down and devote some
- 30:24time to that I really do yeah I think this is one of those ones where you'll
- 30:27have to take some time off work yeah yeah just take an extra I'm not wasting
- 30:32my holidays long weekend May gaming anymore long weekend we got a long
- 30:35weekend next weekend oh you do we do as well what's your long weekend for um Al
- 30:39is Australia Day oh of course of course is Chinese New Chinese New Year oh okay
- 30:45yeah so you get the Monday or the Friday we get the Monday and the
- 30:49Tuesday oh wow I just get the Monday right yeah the Chinese New Year is like
- 30:54a big day and if you're Chinese you get a half day Friday as well although I'm
- 30:57assuming to go prepare for it yeah start day drinking it's all about visiting you
- 31:03got to visit everyone oh that just seems like a big hassle yeah yeah yeah in terms of like
- 31:09you know Christmas you just like everyone just goes to one house and like
- 31:13has a Christmas dinner and stuff Chinese new is not like that like they're
- 31:16traveling everywhere and that's if you don't have to go back to China you know
- 31:20what I mean is it the point where you get to a certain age and you're the ones
- 31:24who just go we get to stay home and you come visit us now it yeah there there is
- 31:29a bit of that going on but I don't know the intricacies of
- 31:31it but yeah for here shra was always all right this is where Christmas is you
- 31:37might have to go to two places depending on your family
- 31:41yeah cuz sometimes you might have to do one side and then the other depending on
- 31:46you've got to give money to everyone a Chinese New Year they're called Ang Bal
- 31:50right and and they're these red envelopes and you've got to put money in
- 31:53and depending on who you are is who you give money to and how much money you
- 31:58give and then you get money as well for example I am expected this week to give
- 32:04any unmarried women who are younger than me at my work in angb what do they meant
- 32:10to give you return they don't give me they don't give me anything but if uh
- 32:16but like my boss will likely give me a NB okay yeah it's just all these rules
- 32:21and um basically kids kids get tons of money but they get the lowest amount
- 32:26like we have a $2 note and like kids end up with like [ __ ] $62 bills at the
- 32:31end of Chinese New Year just from all the uncles and stuff coming over I need
- 32:36to get in on this yeah well you're you're now at the age where you'll be
- 32:41shedding out cash instead of the other way around oh I don't want to get in on
- 32:44this yeah probably not no if it's going to cost me money
- 32:49no um speaking of Chinese things I finished Blade Runner the the old
- 32:55Adventure game [ __ ] hell was it did you use the help button I didn't use the
- 32:59help button no no did you find the help butt find it did look did look maybe I
- 33:04dream it maybe you did maybe the help button was [ __ ] one of those computer
- 33:08mags that came out that just had hints in the back for some reason I remember
- 33:12you hit the hint button and it basically flashed up yeah right I mean look it
- 33:16makes sense I do remember or maybe they've removed that for this scum
- 33:20version that they got I don't know so how was it what ending did you get I got
- 33:24the ending where I went and found the replica
- 33:28in the crashed uh Moon bus and they they
- 33:32killed my dog the [ __ ] [ __ ] killed my dog those bastards uh they claimed my
- 33:39dog was a replicant but I I deny that I deny that
- 33:44um the love you felt was real yeah and then I go into the uh I go into the moon
- 33:49bus and the the ultimate baddies laying there on the bed and you know you got
- 33:55the option to shoot him but I just stood there and watched him die of natural
- 33:58causes so but I want to know if there's an ending where your dog doesn't die so
- 34:02I can go back and Achieve that and try and play that one I don't know there's a
- 34:07happy ending where all the replicants live is there okay didn't get that did
- 34:12did not get that what do you have to do differently for that I think that's I
- 34:16think that's maybe one of the harder ones to get right yeah cuz I basically I
- 34:20me I didn't do anything subversive I basically did what I felt the game was
- 34:23asking me to do so I assume the ending I got was the standard ending
- 34:28sometimes what it is it's not stuff that you there's extra stuff that you
- 34:31probably missed yes so extra steps that were involved that led to it cuz those
- 34:36games yeah you can finish the game but still miss story yeah yeah yeah you know
- 34:40what game it reminded me of did you ever play the Batman Returns Adventure game
- 34:44Batman Returns no I don't think I did very similar to this except for there
- 34:48was a combat element that this one doesn't really have but it was very
- 34:52similar in the fact that you followed Clues and the clues unlocked locations
- 34:55on the map and as you just said like with this and with Blade Runner if you
- 35:00didn't find a particular clue then it didn't lead you to a certain place now
- 35:03that's fine you could still finish the game but you just wouldn't know about
- 35:07that location or the people there or whatever information you gleaned from
- 35:10that area that's what I quite like like it's not going to it's not going to be
- 35:13like you missed one little thing it stops the story dead and you can't
- 35:16continue it's uh no if you don't find it you can still continue you just may in
- 35:21fact I I wish I'd played more games like that back in the day because I used to
- 35:23like with the king's quest and all of those kind of Sierra games and and even
- 35:27the the Lucas Arts games basically you just had to find everything or you
- 35:31couldn't you couldn't continue through the game so there'd be something you
- 35:34missed you didn't think to throw the [ __ ] dog into the pile of envelopes
- 35:39and so you just couldn't play past that which sometimes for
- 35:45years and yeah there was no internet back then she just Google oh what do I
- 35:49do now it's like you might get lucky and it might come out in one of the the
- 35:54magazines but if not what what I really want to go through is I want to go play
- 36:01um some something just spoke at me it was weird your house is talking to you oh
- 36:07Google no but I want to go back and play um full uh full oh yeah yeah I've only
- 36:13ever played the demo of that game oh really yeah and I've played that demo to
- 36:19death is it just it just stops at a certain something point
- 36:24right and I used to know that play it over and be completely honest with you
- 36:29it kind of tears off towards the end as a lot of those games do is like the most
- 36:34interesting parts of the first third to 2/3 and then you want to know why that's
- 36:39the case my assumption was always just that they started to run out of
- 36:42money um a bit of that but also the fact people didn't finish games back then
- 36:47yeah they didn't get to the end yeah a lot of people would buy the games but it
- 36:52was very rare for people to finish yeah they all the interesting stuff in at the start
- 36:58where everyone why waste all that time if you know only 5% of the people who
- 37:02play it are going to get to that point yeah it's true but I find with all those
- 37:05Lucas Arts games you can you can tell when you're getting towards the end of
- 37:10the game simply because it becomes more about navigating a maze for example than
- 37:15you know actually discovering new worlds locations and stuff they were great
- 37:20games play Full Throttle now it's Mark it's Mark Hamill right I think it was
- 37:24yeah I think it is Mark Hamill wait hold on I'll Google throttle yep yep yep that
- 37:28was when he was very big and that sort of was the only career voice acting
- 37:32that's right he's had a very strange career he really did didn't he and as I
- 37:37said I think I said a few weeks AG I think the thing that stopped him was his
- 37:40car accident yeah I think you might be right I think you might be right like at
- 37:44the height of his career when he could have probably been booking any job he
- 37:48was off getting plastic Cy done to fix his facts did you ever play Broken Age from
- 37:55about 5 years ago Broken Age there's another another adventure game by Tim
- 38:01schaer but I I I think I might have purchased this on Steam and then not
- 38:06played it let me open up my Steam and I have a feeling Matt has told us both to
- 38:11play it in the past yes he has yes I'm looking at it now and yes he definitely
- 38:15has told us both to play and might have a look at that we haven't no we haven't
- 38:19o I'm going to play the Xbox version oh okay there you go cuz there's
- 38:23achievements I'm more likely to play something like that on the uh on Steam
- 38:28actually oh it's yeah it's it's more those types of games are definitely
- 38:31better on the PC yeah I my PC out or anything it's just that yeah I've just
- 38:37got more although some of those games don't really work unless you're using a
- 38:41mouse um I found the Telltale Games were difficult playing with a trackpad ah
- 38:48yes yeah they're not designed they're designed actually they're designed for
- 38:52more of a controller or a mouse yeah definitely not no no games are designed
- 38:57for Track Pack yeah that's right that's not a thing yeah it's true you you need
- 39:02to invest in a mouse I have a mouse but it like I can't play it on the train
- 39:07with a mouse for example no but you could play it with a controller oh yeah
- 39:12that's true that is true all you got to do is buy an adapter and Away you
- 39:16go huh yeah never thought of that all right see I come up with all a good idea
- 39:21the world just needs to listen to me well they have um at least Hollywood listens to you
- 39:27umh prepare yourself for um Dwayne the series Johnson Dwayne Johnson he's not
- 39:34his name d The Rock Johnson is the game television series based on the life of
- 39:41the Rock and what I like about it is it's going to be a comedy yeah how could
- 39:45it not be honestly if this was going to be like a serious show drama I would not
- 39:50watch it yeah cuz he's had a he's had a very eventful life he's very weird like
- 39:56his father was a wrestler and then he was in college nearly playing
- 40:00professional football became a wrestler and then once he made it there then his
- 40:05career took off but oh that's his father just died oh [ __ ] that's true that is
- 40:11true yeah like a couple days ago very recently oh very recently it's actually
- 40:16yeah quite sad cuz he's quite close to his family but I'm I'm starting to
- 40:20question though The Rock he just seems too perfect perfect right yeah I know
- 40:25and when does he sleep yeah he works hard he works damn hard
- 40:31like he's got movies all time which he's on the road promoting while filming
- 40:35others while working out while running his tequila business while working he's
- 40:39just everywhere like in order for me to get this [ __ ] jacked like I'd have to
- 40:45be working out literally all the time right yeah and it's not something he can
- 40:50stop doing that's right but he has to put it in his spare time cuz he's got a
- 40:54[ __ ] career several careers it's not like I I'll just run down to
- 40:59the hotel gym and run on for half an hour no I'm going to go lift weights for
- 41:04two hours man doesn't age yeah that's also
- 41:10true well until you see pictures of him in the 90s where he looked like a
- 41:16lesbian but I don't know he's how old is he he be getting close to 50 now if not
- 41:22suppose Dwayne Johnson
- 41:26age yeah he's 47 47 so he's up there
- 41:32and he he looks better than I've ever looked in my entire life yeah yeah now
- 41:38and he's not stopping anytime soon I do think you and I have improved
- 41:42with age though I think it's uh you know I think we're doing
- 41:47okay yeah I think we are oh no my body's falling AP oh my body's falling apart
- 41:51now sure sure yeah but I was just all gangly and awkward when I was young yeah
- 41:57I I think when I quit smoking for the second time and I put on all that weight
- 42:00I now need to do something about it though oh yeah yeah know we're talking
- 42:04chat how I've um been having that sword jaw yeah sure and I was thinking it
- 42:08might have been um need by wisdom teeth removed yeah it's not that I'm just
- 42:14getting old and it's still late effects
- 42:17from chemotherapy oh [ __ ] oh man so now this is why I never went to the dentist
- 42:23so now I've been referred off to another dentist and they're looking to do extra
- 42:27stuff I'm falling apart it sucks it's not fair yeah there's nothing fair about
- 42:32it did you know that Dwayne Johnson's dad name was Rocky yes that's nice isn't
- 42:37it that he took he took that as his uh Rocky Johnson his stage name when he
- 42:41became a wrestler I didn't actually I only just put that together nice that's
- 42:46actually yeah that is quite nice that I just I want to meet the rock one day and
- 42:49I just want to be held by him just thank him just thank
- 42:53him for for all the the the the feels yeah I just hope it doesn't come
- 43:00out in like 10 years time that he's a jerk yeah that would that would not be
- 43:04good I hate I hate that that's happening constantly now yeah all these people
- 43:07that you thought were great where it's not people just lied about them yeah
- 43:12yeah yeah man I can't I can't watch
- 43:16movies now that stars Uh Kevin spy I just I just can't watch him I just can't
- 43:23watch him put on a movie the other night called 21 where he coaches a team of um
- 43:27blackjack players and like I don't know if I'm reading into this but half the
- 43:32movie is taken up with shots of him just [ __ ] staring at this [ __ ] young
- 43:37hunky lead guy like it's gross but yeah you don't know if that's actually what
- 43:42was happening or just just but my head just can't just can't not see him as a
- 43:48sexual predator now now did it come out that he was well I think the two people
- 43:54that have accused him were both dead now so yeah cuz I remember the first one that
- 43:59he accused him was basically he said like he came in
- 44:05started touching on the bed and then he found out the age and then he left yeah
- 44:09okay I'm not defending him or anything but I think I think you need to ask for
- 44:13the age before you start touching them yeah so or ask am I allowed to touch you
- 44:18yeah yeah that's right cuz nothing really came of that story except the
- 44:22fact that's when he came out and went yep I'm gay yeah you know that was his
- 44:26respon to it the the weird thing is right I was on a plane a couple of weeks
- 44:31ago and there was an old movie called Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
- 44:36um stars Spacey and it's directed by clood and I actually had seen this at
- 44:40the cinema um when I was a teenager and the whole [ __ ] storyline had gone
- 44:45over my head right but Just Looking Back Now Kevin spacy plays this Rich southern
- 44:51guy in Savannah who is molesting this
- 44:56like young boy or young young man um and
- 45:01then ends up killing him and then you know this whole Scandal comes out and he
- 45:06has to come out and admit that he's gay and and all this stuff and it's just so
- 45:10bizarre to watch that now cuz it's that literally what happened Hollywood has
- 45:15always been a strange place I'm I'm happy it's starting to change yeah yeah
- 45:20cuz it's one of the things like everyone's always known like they were
- 45:23casting couches like if you want to get anywhere you got to do this
- 45:27everyone knew that but no one actually called people out or did
- 45:32anything about it yeah and there's a there's a lot of that not just the
- 45:35sexual injustices but even just like pay discrepancies like for example writers
- 45:41who go to Hollywood to you know to to become screenwriters the the best way
- 45:46for them to do that is to uh become assistance personal assistance of
- 45:51existing writers like that's basically what you have to do right um because
- 45:55it's all about networking and that's the way you meet people but they don't it
- 46:00a they do it for ifone complain they just be like well [ __ ] off then I'll
- 46:05someone else got we got we got 10 people waiting take your that's right whereas
- 46:08now in this new environment people are saying you know what it's a [ __ ] job
- 46:11pay me for it yeah like yes it's a good job yes it's a sort after job so still
- 46:15be selective but [ __ ] pay him for it yeah you people should not have to work
- 46:21for free to get a chance yeah that's right yeah that whole area needs to
- 46:26change they need to hire us yeah [ __ ] man as a machine Hollywood is disgusting
- 46:32I could fix it and I could start I've already I've already remember I've
- 46:35already got my pitch ready from our TV show oh yeah yeah our Star Wars one oh
- 46:40sure take us through it take us through the plot remember basically I'm just
- 46:44ripping off Battle Star Galactic and throwing X on top it yeah yeah but Star
- 46:49Wars that would work yeah I me I'd be all over it like imagine just you're
- 46:55following the story of a squadron that's flying around on one of the ships that's
- 47:00sort of engaging Guerilla Warfare with the Empire so the Empire so when's it
- 47:03set set uh I'd like to see it sort of A New Hope year yeah yeah there is a death
- 47:09star but no one's blown it up yet or maybe yeah I think there because then
- 47:14the stakes are higher cuz it's a smaller Army like returning to Jedi they sort of
- 47:18Rebel Alliance is quite big yeah but back the start where it's like if we
- 47:22lose one person this hurts us hard in this War I think that's the way to go
- 47:27look speaking of Star [Music]
- 47:35Wars Colin trevo script has leaked for
- 47:39his episode n yeah so for those of you don't know and you probably all do Colin
- 47:44trevo was slated to direct episode 9 and um then Kathleen Kennedy booted him said
- 47:51that his script was not the direction that they wanted to go um a lot of stuff
- 47:55from his script is still in the film but just framed kind of differently for
- 48:00starters his movie was called Duel of the Fates which I think which is that's
- 48:05a reference to episode one that's right yeah which I thought it's a weird
- 48:09direction to go but a cool name nonetheless one thing I found weird
- 48:13about this and if people start going out this is the one we want make this nor
- 48:19this the reason why I think this didn't go ahead is because of Rose sure yeah
- 48:24yeah maybe cuz from what I've read of it Rose played a bigger part in his script
- 48:30I I also think there's another reason is that the the gang uh were all split up
- 48:35doing separate things and I think that that was a big criticism of The Last
- 48:40Jedi as well so they had to rewrite something to make sure that they were
- 48:44all together for most of the film which again doesn't make sense because Empire
- 48:49shrikes back yeah yeah is they are split up the entire time um returning to Jedi
- 48:56for a big part of it as well yeah you had three different stories happening at
- 49:01the same time but what I like about Trevor O's script uh is that the
- 49:07Palpatine portion of the story is still there but it's just it's not the same
- 49:13basically kylo Ren tracks down this old holotape recording that the emperor sent
- 49:19to Darth Vader that he never received so it's not that he's back alive he just
- 49:26watches is a holotape that tells essentially Darth Vader but now him kylo
- 49:31Ren um that there is an old Sith Lord living somewhere out in the out in the
- 49:37wilderness that he should go to for training the script I actually thought
- 49:40was quite good but I'm not going to be one of these people out there going make
- 49:43us this we want this it's not how it works no this this movie's already been
- 49:46made so don't worry about that they're not going to go back and remake it but
- 49:50yeah if anyone is out there criticizing that this is a movie they wanted but
- 49:55they were also some people that were criticizing Rose yeah you've only got
- 49:59yourself to blame that's right it's so true mind you I really did I really did
- 50:04not like the Palpatine Edition to uh episode 9 and I'm clearly not alone
- 50:09because the writers of Rise of Skywalker have all come out and said please don't
- 50:14blame us it was not our idea Kathleen Kennedy made us put him in I did I
- 50:19thought this was movie was quite good y I don't understand the hate that it's
- 50:22getting from I'm seeing more hate from it well critics of course but I'm seeing
- 50:27more hate from it from the people who helped make it than I am that's bizarre
- 50:32isn't it that's bizarre but then again I guess that was kind of the same with um
- 50:37The Last Jedi too because I mean the the loudest voice criticizing that movie was
- 50:40Mark Hamill yeah and then eventually John boa jumped on the bandwagon too
- 50:45somehow Ryan Johnson's still talking up his tril this week saying he's still
- 50:50like mate you you got fired off episode 9 why do you think they're going to give
- 50:55you three more movies like you the only one that's still
- 51:00talking about this like Disney are still not yep we've still got R Johnson
- 51:05working on this a little just because just because I haven't told you
- 51:10doesn't mean that it's happening like have Disney called you at any stage
- 51:14that's right just are they returning your phone calls yeah exactly are you
- 51:18allowed to drive back onto the lot I don't know I I don't like the direction
- 51:22he took it I don't think he did well and no one's asking him for a Trilogy no no
- 51:28one no one he might be getting knives out too yeah yeah I think it's more like
- 51:34he more likely at this day that he'll have knives out too than yep and I'm I'm
- 51:39quite happy for him to go that make that and just stay away and you know what
- 51:42I'll probably watch Knives Out 2 Knives Out one was okay wasn't the best film of
- 51:46the year but at the same time was perfectly good it entertained me for a
- 51:50couple of hours which is what I want from a film exactly but not a Star Wars
- 51:54film that has to [ __ ] touch me itial
- 51:58level yeah the bar for that is set very very high way we've set it up to fail
- 52:04because nothing it can do could could please us and certainly not please
- 52:09everyone people just need to accept that sometimes they're not making it for you
- 52:13they're making it for everyone and sometimes you won't like it and that's
- 52:17okay yeah yeah you don't need to tell people to kill themselves no you
- 52:22shouldn't have to if we said we liked Star Wars everyone would just call us a
- 52:25nerd but that's fine yeah we we were we were used to that but we weren't getting
- 52:29criticized by other Star Wars fans telling us we liked the wrong Star Wars
- 52:33movies since nerds became mainstream it's such a toxic Community yeah like if
- 52:39people come out and say I like this well and then people say oh have you seen
- 52:43this yeah you don't like that if you don't haven't watched this and that's
- 52:47mind there used to be a little bit of that back in the day though it was just
- 52:51much more contained I remember there was this whole like trekkies wouldn't talk
- 52:54to you if if you said you like Star Wars better than Star Trek and then there
- 52:58were just the people that liked B5 or whatever there was you know this whole
- 53:02rivalry there so I I guess it's not new but it it certainly does seem much more
- 53:06pervasive now whereas to me if you want to be a fan great you're a fan you're
- 53:12allowed to like it knock yourself out if you haven't seen something I might go oh
- 53:17I recommend you if you like it you might like this no you're not a fan because you
- 53:22haven't seen it yeah because you haven't seen Caravan of courage great movie
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