Latest / The Breakfast Club / DONKEY: Woman Robs Wendy’s, Attacks Worker, Then Returns For Her Airpod
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Made, it's time for Donkey of the Day. He's a
- 0:03Speaker 1: bunch of donkeys out here in the street. Donkey today
- 0:06Speaker 1: called Donkey of the Day. It really caught me off guard.
- 0:09Speaker 1: You live a life where we might are telling based
- 0:11Speaker 1: off who we may have famed. We never was saying
- 0:12Speaker 1: any of you are a donkey. That is why Charlamagne
- 0:19Speaker 1: is here. Some donkey today's just saw themselves on the
- 0:24Speaker 1: breakfast club. Okay, Charlamagne, who've been giving Donkey of the
- 0:26Speaker 1: Day too? Today?
- 0:27Speaker 2: Well, Donkey Today for Wednesday, July twenty second goes to
- 0:30Speaker 2: a thirty three year old Delaware woman named Shadera Harris. Okay,
- 0:34Speaker 2: and Shadera, like so many of us, is absolutely positively
- 0:38Speaker 2: a junkie for Apple products. Don't fight it, don't deny it,
- 0:43Speaker 2: because the first sign of addiction is absolutely denial. We
- 0:46Speaker 2: are one hundred percent addicted the Apple's ecosystem. Okay, we
- 0:49Speaker 2: are completely dependent on Apple products.
- 0:51Speaker 1: That you know.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Don't believe me. Watch how you act if you can't
- 0:54Speaker 2: find your phone. Okay, Watch how you act if you
- 0:57Speaker 2: misplace your laptop all right, Watch how you completely go
- 1:00Speaker 2: through withdraw like symptoms if you feel like you lost
- 1:03Speaker 2: your Apple watch I ate your mood changes. You might
- 1:05Speaker 2: start start feeling depression and anxiety. You might start sweating, Okay,
- 1:10Speaker 2: you might even feel some makes and pains. You damn
- 1:12Speaker 2: sure not gonna be able to sleep or do anything
- 1:14Speaker 2: until you locate whatever device you can't find.
- 1:17Speaker 1: That's junkie behavior. Okay, we are fiends.
- 1:19Speaker 2: The Apple logo might as well be a crackpipe, but
- 1:22Speaker 2: then it wouldn't be called Apple, It'd be called crack.
- 1:23Speaker 1: But I'm saying all that to say.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Shadara Harris is currently being held in the Baylor Women's
- 1:28Speaker 2: Correctional Institution and she has been charged with strong arm, burglary, conspiracy,
- 1:34Speaker 2: terroristic terroristic threats, and related offenses. And it's all because
- 1:39Speaker 2: of some devil damned AirPods. Okay, See, Shadera went to
- 1:43Speaker 2: Wendy's and allegedly attacked the worker and stole from the
- 1:47Speaker 2: register and then came back to the scene of the
- 1:50Speaker 2: crime because she lost her AirPods. Do we have some
- 1:52Speaker 2: of the audio from the fight? Shadera was mad she
- 2:22Speaker 2: couldn't get a cash refund on her Wendy's order, went
- 2:26Speaker 2: behind the counter.
- 2:27Speaker 1: And took fifteen dollars from the register.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Swung on someone trying to stop her, left the Wendy's,
- 2:35Speaker 2: and when officers were at the scene investigating the crime
- 2:39Speaker 2: she just committed, she came back to the Windy's in
- 2:43Speaker 2: search of some Apple AirPods she left behind during the robbery.
- 2:47Speaker 1: But you got the nerve to call somebody else a
- 2:49Speaker 1: goofy bitch, right all right?
- 2:52Speaker 2: Somewhere along the way, we stopped owning our apple products
- 2:57Speaker 2: and started letting them own us.
- 2:58Speaker 1: What does that sound like? Crack? Okay? If this is
- 3:01Speaker 1: a junkie behavior, I don't know what is.
- 3:03Speaker 2: A junkie will steal from you and then help you
- 3:06Speaker 2: look for what they just thole while it's in their pocket. Okay,
- 3:09Speaker 2: tell me what's the difference and what Shadara did rob
- 3:12Speaker 2: the Wendy's and came back to the Windy's while police
- 3:15Speaker 2: were on the scene to find her.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Crack aka an apple product. Okay.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Her attachment to the AirPod overrode her common sense, just
- 3:25Speaker 2: like a person's attachment to crack can override their common sense.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Okay. I know it's easy to say she went.
- 3:30Speaker 2: To jail for some air pods, but the reality is
- 3:33Speaker 2: she went to jail because of an addiction Okay, mind you,
- 3:36Speaker 2: it's a possibility she really is on drugs, because robbing
- 3:40Speaker 2: Wendy's for fifteen dollars is insanity. Okay, she didn't do
- 3:43Speaker 2: her jail math because none of this adds up the
- 3:45Speaker 2: money she's gonna have to spend on a lawyer, a bond.
- 3:48Speaker 2: I know she don't got it because she took a
- 3:50Speaker 2: penitentiary chance for fifteen dollars, and she couldn't afford to
- 3:54Speaker 2: leave those two hundred dollars air pods behind, even risking
- 3:58Speaker 2: coming back.
- 3:59Speaker 1: To the scene of the crime while the police was
- 4:02Speaker 1: there to retrieve them.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Okay, something not right, all right? She might be addicted
- 4:07Speaker 2: to more than Apple products. And listen, Apple makes great products.
- 4:11Speaker 2: I just don't love them more than you love your freedom. Okay,
- 4:13Speaker 2: If losing and losing an air pod can make you
- 4:16Speaker 2: return to the scene of a crime, maybe it's time.
- 4:18Speaker 1: To ask who's really in control you Apple are the crack.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Okay, And I know what I'm about to say isn't
- 4:26Speaker 2: even gonna matter, because we are way too gone off
- 4:29Speaker 2: these Apple products already. But never let your attachment to
- 4:32Speaker 2: material things cost you your freedom, especially when the material
- 4:37Speaker 2: thing is covered in ill wax. Look at her mugshot?
- 4:39Speaker 2: Did we put her mugshot up? And let me show
- 4:41Speaker 2: you her mugshot? Let me show your I'm not doing that, okay,
- 4:46Speaker 2: look at look at her mugshot.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, let's just
- 4:58Speaker 1: look at her mugshot.
- 4:59Speaker 2: Like I know, I just know. Those AirPods had more
- 5:01Speaker 2: wax than the candle out. Yeah, I mean, please, let
- 5:06Speaker 2: me give you Darrin Harris the biggest he hulled.
- 5:08Speaker 3: He haw he ha.
- 5:10Speaker 1: You stupid mother? Are you dumb? Neck tattoos? Little locks,
- 5:18Speaker 1: baby lock? You know what I'm saying. It was dumb. Yeah,
- 5:22Speaker 1: definitely dumb. But but what I didn't ever use it,
- 5:26Speaker 1: use it.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Everywhere for that song, but not crime them. Air pads
- 5:33Speaker 3: are expensive, and if somebody, if somebody bought it for us,
- 5:35Speaker 3: she knows she's not gonna get another one.
- 5:37Speaker 1: She got one. I ran back on a plane, and
- 5:40Speaker 1: you're not even supposed to go back on a plane,
- 5:42Speaker 1: whether you get all.
- 5:43Speaker 4: I went back on a plane looking for my little
- 5:45Speaker 4: air cry come expensive as crack.
- 5:49Speaker 1: I was mad I couldn't find it. I didn't buy it.
- 5:52Speaker 1: I ain't get Anne till Christmas. That's the crack.
- 5:54Speaker 4: You can't lose crack coke crack about that coch befried
- 6:00Speaker 4: crack now, but I'm saying it costs too much to
- 6:03Speaker 4: be to be cracked.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Crack is cheap, crack is whack, and crack is addictive.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Yeah it is. So what's cokeet it? Yeah?
- 6:10Speaker 2: I don't know if you got you got the money?
- 6:16Speaker 4: That was some real crack though, because she rawed Wendy's
- 6:19Speaker 4: for fifteen dollars, went back for that, went back.
- 6:23Speaker 1: What I'm trying to tell you, We're all addicted.
- 6:25Speaker 3: All right, But now thank you so much for that
- 6:27Speaker 3: dog in today. Now let's open up the phone lines
- 6:29Speaker 3: eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Uh.
- 6:32Speaker 3: We want to know how do you talk to your
- 6:34Speaker 3: daughter about being cheated on? Now, this conversation comes from where, Lauren.
- 6:38Speaker 5: This conversation comes from Three Dope Dad's podcast. It's Mike Hill,
- 6:44Speaker 5: Naime Lynn, comedian name Lyn, and comedian Malik s And
- 6:48Speaker 5: if they sit down, they talk about fatherhood and a
- 6:50Speaker 5: bunch of different things. So nowim throughout the hypothetical, like,
- 6:53Speaker 5: how do you talk to your daughter if she's cheated on?
- 6:55Speaker 5: What do you tell her to do?
- 6:56Speaker 1: We'll break it down when we come back. We'll have
- 6:58Speaker 1: the discussion. You got four daughters. I got four daughters.
- 7:00Speaker 1: We talked about topics this week. I know that's right.
- 7:04Speaker 5: You guys have told her just as a mom you
- 7:05Speaker 5: can talk about No.
- 7:06Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not really, I'm not a dad, but yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 4: I definitely can talk to her.
- 7:09Speaker 1: About being.
- 7:16Speaker 4: What you should your dad.
- 7:19Speaker 2: You about stand that is the only person in the
- 7:22Speaker 2: room in your back, that's right, and got her twice.
- 7:26Speaker 1: You should have went back and said, I told you
- 7:28Speaker 1: about it. That's what you should. I can say that's
- 7:32Speaker 1: right now.
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